Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 10-05-2019

We will have a fishing thread later. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.

Beginner Problem - White To Play (477)

Goal: White can force a mate in 2 moves.
Hint: Double check

8/prR2B1k/3q2pp/5b2/5p2/8/P5PK/Q7 w - - 0 1

Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1047)

Goal: White can force mate in 5 moves
Hint: Not the classic smothered mate

r4bkr/1pqb1Npn/4n3/p1p1p2B/3pP3/8/PPPBQ2P/2K2R1R w - - 0 1

Cute Kids Talking About Their Love Of Chess

I'm thinking most of them could probably kick my butt.

Advanced Problem - White To Play (1046)

How should White play this position? Be sure to take into consideration all of Black's defensive resources.

Goal: White can obtain a winning position after about > 8 moves
Hint: No matter with rook to use to block the initial threat, the resulting lines are pretty much the same.

5r1k/2R4p/p3p3/BpQ1Pr2/1P1P4/5p2/P4qnP/2R4K w - - 0 1

Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:

Apart from the obvious depth of violet & the steely #embellishment that studs the soft pile of the cloth, my other most favourite thing about this dress is the high collar. I can’t tell if it is attached, but it looks dreamy, early #1900s, #PalazzoPitti, Florence #fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/0tIiO79HxD
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) September 30, 2019

Greetings From Oktoberfest 2019!

(Click for bigger high-five)

(Click for bigger hug)

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Solutions Update

Beginner Problem - White To Play

8/prR2B1k/3q2pp/5b2/5p2/8/P5PK/Q7 w - - 0 1

1.Bg8+ Kxg8
2.Qg7#

Intermediate Problem - White To Play

r4bkr/1pqb1Npn/4n3/p1p1p2B/3pP3/8/PPPBQ2P/2K2R1R w - - 0 1

1. Nh6+ gxh6
2. Bf7+

Not 2.Qg4+ Neg5 3.Bf7+ Kg7 and the quick win slips away)

2...Kg7
3.Bxh6+ Kxh6
4.Qh5+ Kg7
5.Qg6#

Advanced Problem - White To Play

5r1k/2R4p/p3p3/BpQ1Pr2/1P1P4/5p2/P4qnP/2R4K w - - 0 1

1.Qe7 R5f7!

The pawn cannot be defended, i.e. 1...Qh4?? 2.Qg7#

So the question is, what rook will you use to block the attack. This choice gives rise to two similar lines, one is just a bit longer than the other. The first line is:

1...R8f7
2.Qxf7 Rxf7
3.Rxf7 Qe1+
4.Rxe1 Nxe1
5.Kg1 Kg8
6.Rd7 Nc2
7.Kf2 Kf8
8.Kxf3 h5
9.Ke4 Na3
10.Rd6 Kf7
11.Rxa6 etc.

If Black defends with the other rook, it's over more quickly:

2.Qxf7 Rxf7
3.Rxf7 Kg8
4.Ra7 Qe1+
5.Rxe1 Nxe1
6.Kg1 Nd3
7.Re7 Nf4
8.Kf2

In either case, it's not a quick mate, but the simplification allows White to snap up the vulnerable black pawns like low-hanging fruit.

Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:16 PM

Comments

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1 Time for games?

Posted by: HH at October 05, 2019 05:16 PM (mIJBI)

2 Those definitely qualify as frou-frou dresses. TY, OM!

Posted by: Ever at October 05, 2019 05:17 PM (ZZDMQ)

3 Chess babes!

Posted by: Quilp at October 05, 2019 05:18 PM (Bf3hj)

4 Nice

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 05:19 PM (vWMNq)

5 Not enough boob.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)

6 Off Topic: for those with Twitter accounts two polls you might like to respond to in aid of kicking Mitt Romney and Bill Kristol in the nuts or whatever they have...

https://twitter.com/bfraser747/status/
1180514360495525888

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 05:20 PM (Dh1wo)

7 Beginner is beginner. Easy this week.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 05, 2019 05:20 PM (vWMNq)

8 She looks serious

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 05:21 PM (ZCEU2)

9
Daily Bezos: "Mounting Evidence Buttresses Facts in Complaint!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2019 05:22 PM (7rVsF)

10 Every time I see a picture of our classy FLOTUS, I thank God that Hillary lost and we don't have a serial rapist as first spouse.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2019 05:23 PM (1KnZ/)

11 Intermediate very tricksy.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 05, 2019 05:24 PM (vWMNq)

12 More than a mouthful is wasted, Mr. Scott.

Things Captain Kirk probably said.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 05:24 PM (UUkQp)

13 My eyes never got as far as the chessboard.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 05, 2019 05:24 PM (dfRN6)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2019 05:24 PM (arJlL)

15 *looks over at YongYea's yootoob*
*EA*
*whoa, dude, don't play FIFA 20*
*not even once*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:24 PM (ykYG2)

16 lovely dresses

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 05, 2019 05:25 PM (G546f)

17 Daily Bezos: "Mounting Evidence Buttresses Facts in Complaint!!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2019 05:22 PM (7rVsF)

"Mounting Buttresses"? I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at October 05, 2019 05:25 PM (jEgzt)

18 We hates pixy we does. Advanced problem looks insane.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 05:25 PM (vWMNq)

19 She looks serious
Posted by: Skip a

Who do ?

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2019 05:27 PM (arJlL)

20 JIM LIKE
BIG'UNS

Posted by: the horta at October 05, 2019 05:27 PM (Dh1wo)

21 The pink creation is lovely but those sleeves are totally impractical. I'd be dragging them through my salad dressing and spaghetti sauce and lord knows what else.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)

22 Oh, and the ESRB - the rating board for games - don't even look at the games before rating them 'mature', 'teen' or whatever. Almost as if the ratings are purest political poo.

In other words, Bethesda issued kewl Fallout 76 themed helmets!! You got a free case of MOLD with each one. So they've been recalled.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:29 PM (ykYG2)

23 She puzzed and she puzzed, til her puzzler was sore.

Posted by: Frenchy Fuqua at October 05, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

24 More than a mouthful is wasted, Mr. Scott.

Things Captain Kirk probably said.
Posted by: Eromero

"They actually PAY me to DO this ?"

MORE things the Cap'n prolly said.

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2019 05:30 PM (arJlL)

25 yes please everyone let's ruin Billy's day by responding to his Twitter poll!

let's show him how awfully deplorable the world is

maybe he will expatriate

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 05, 2019 05:30 PM (Rarvo)

26 Dem aliens is after Kate.

Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2019 05:31 PM (FhXTo)

27 JT - chess babe

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

28 here's something you don't see often outside Warhammer 40000: heresy in gaming.

Yep, the Anglican Church has pronounced anathema on loot boxes. I am not kidding.
youtube.com/watch?v=RwIyohVongg

It might be the most sensible ruling from the C of E since, I dunno, the abolition of slavery.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)

29 Those Oktoberfest girls with the steins must be very strong. I'd prolly need two hands to drink out of those.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 05:33 PM (Dhht7)

30 Not enough boob.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 05:19 PM

How about a picture of Ed Markey? Would that help?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2019 05:33 PM (rBtIz)

31 Love all the dresses. Melania looks so happy to be with the little girls.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2019 05:34 PM (OM4Ma)

32 Never seen Kate look frumpy before. I hope she doesn't do it again.

Posted by: all doubt removed at October 05, 2019 05:35 PM (S2eH9)

33 Chess Thread Yabadabadoo!

Going with the red head in the flower dress......she looks ready to paint the town and I got the brush.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2019 05:35 PM (Z+IKu)

34 Re: the Fallout 76 helmets... I imagine in some foreign country some factory got a 3d model of a helmet the customer said he wanted 'molded.'

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Whatever You Do, Don't Mention The Fourth Crusade! at October 05, 2019 05:35 PM (Clxcy)

35 Yep, the Anglican Church has pronounced anathema on loot boxes. I am not kidding.
youtube.com/watch?v=RwIyohVongg

It might be the most sensible ruling from the C of E since, I dunno, the abolition of slavery.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)

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It's nice that they've found another hobby since they seem to have given up on religion.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)

36 It's nice that they've found another hobby since they seem to have given up on religion.
Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:35 PM

Ooo... that's going to leave a (well deserved) mark!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2019 05:36 PM (rBtIz)

37 Those Oktoberfest girls with the steins must be very strong. I'd prolly need two hands to drink out of those.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 05:33 PM (Dhht7)

That. And you'd probably have to be five months old, and the child of one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2019 05:37 PM (jEgzt)

38 I think Kate is going for elegant but she tends to end up looking grumpy. Dress your age, Kate, not like a 50 year old.

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2019 05:37 PM (3SIip)

39 Frumpy not grumpy

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2019 05:38 PM (3SIip)

40 Between the top of the thread and bottom I again can't tell you about any dresses here

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)

41 bluebell, that's telling it like it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 05:39 PM (j9bhg)

42 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2019 05:37

Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 05:39 PM (Dhht7)

43 Am I the only one noticing pointy elbows?

Posted by: FBI at October 05, 2019 05:40 PM (FvUTR)

44 Ooo... that's going to leave a (well deserved) mark!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2019 05:36 PM (rBtIz)
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When I was walking around the residential area of London where she lives with my sister-in-law earlier this year, we went by some beautiful churches. She said you can always tell which ones are C of E by the signs advertising coffee shops, etc. in the church building instead of anything to do with service times, activities, or, you know, God.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:43 PM (aXucN)

45 I'm having trouble with the beginner's problem. I'm thinking maybe chess and Percocet don't mix.

Posted by: rickl at October 05, 2019 05:45 PM (sdi6R)

46

that Gordon Sundland guy who is in the latest Ukraine controversy?

He was in my pledge class at the frat I was in at the UofW.

Didn't keep in touch with him, others in my circle did, and occasionally saw a text about him. He is a good guy pretty much. Also a self-made man all the way. His parents were Holocaust survivors and owned a dry cleaners in West Seattle. He has donated a lot to charities over the years.

The Lefty Seattle Times is smearing him today like a 3 year old that just got into the peanut butter jar.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 05, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

47 Hey, on this game thread are we going to talk about a bunch of fools jerking around playing at something they're not, or are we going to talk about the Church of England??

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:48 PM (ykYG2)

48 The Lefty Seattle Times is smearing him today like a 3 year old that just got into the peanut butter jar.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 05, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

They'll do this to ANYBODY who gets in the way of a Narrative.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 05, 2019 05:50 PM (H8QX8)

49 38 I think Kate is going for elegant but she tends to end up looking grumpy. Dress your age, Kate, not like a 50 year old.
Posted by: IC at October 05, 2019 05:37 PM (3SIip)

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How are we fifty-year olds supposed to dress?

*looks down at jeans and t-shirt*

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:50 PM (RU4sa)

50 Are the Octoberfest girls triplets???

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 05:50 PM (uDh3k)

51 And it will be a cold day in hell before i wore that getup Kate is wearing.

Unless for Halloween.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:51 PM (RU4sa)

52
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2019 05:52 PM (KCxzN)

53 Evenin' chess fags.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World COlonies at October 05, 2019 05:53 PM (vhcul)

54 A very good evening to you AltonJackson.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 05:53 PM (j9bhg)

55 SMH, do you need those puzzles before next Saturday?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (j9bhg)

56 50 Are the Octoberfest girls triplets???
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 05:50 PM (uDh3k)

I didn't ask.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (moxby)

57 What's with the crabby retired ette?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (uDh3k)

58 So I guess it's a big loud NO on Kate's dress this week, amirite?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (moxby)

59 55 SMH, do you need those puzzles before next Saturday?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (j9bhg)

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Nah, I can pick them up at the MoMee.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (RU4sa)

60 I got #1 now

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

61 Lovely old fashioned purple dress and I agree with the fashion historian; I like the collar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2019 05:55 PM (j0JAA)

62 Hi Ben Had. How you doing? Curious as to what the head count is for the TxMoMe?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 05:55 PM (Dhht7)

63 Pretty much, OM.

BTW, thanks for the puppeh pic.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:55 PM (RU4sa)

64 What's with the crabby retired ette?
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Ha! I'm in fine fettle sir! Just chillaxin' at Mom's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 05, 2019 05:56 PM (vhcul)

65 hmm I really like Kate's dress actually

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 05, 2019 05:57 PM (Rarvo)

66 >
I didn't ask.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at Oct

I'm going with triplets then. Triplets I would tell of the waters of my homeworld. All three at once to increase my information transfer efficiency.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 05:57 PM (uDh3k)

67 Those are some narrow waists under those dresses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2019 05:57 PM (5v5Zx)

68 Besides, Ben, the other one's B-day is in Nov.

They both have to have the same thing, somewhat.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:57 PM (RU4sa)

69 olddog, doing great. 50+

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 05:57 PM (j9bhg)

70 So I guess it's a big loud NO on Kate's dress this week, amirite?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (moxby)
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It's that big floppy bow that really ruins it. If it had a simple V neckline it would be much better. And it's too long for walking about on the grass.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:58 PM (aXucN)

71 SMH - jeans and T-shirt's are always in fashion. Kate tries too hard to be elegant and its hit or miss. Her sister and mom do a good job.

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2019 05:58 PM (3SIip)

72 in more positive news, No Man's Sky (for ps4) has a VR mode - "NMS Beyond". It's supposed to be good. 83 critic score, 8.3 audience score on Metacritic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

73 BTW, thanks for the puppeh pic.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:55 PM (RU4sa)

All the 'ettes love puppehs.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:59 PM (moxby)

74 How's it going, Eris? Unpacked yet?

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)

75 Heh, OM.

Yes we do.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 05:59 PM (RU4sa)

76 I think the First Lady's shirt dress is actually my favorite of all the dresses tho

most of the time I don't like shirt-dresses but that one is pretty snazzy

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 05, 2019 06:00 PM (Rarvo)

77 I don't think a frumpy 50 plus or whatever year old would wear a dress with see through sleeves. I think it's pretty, I don't like big bows but it does set the dress off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2019 06:00 PM (j0JAA)

78 I have on jeans and a teeshirt. Teeshirt says Old Fart Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:00 PM (UUkQp)

79 What's with all the pants? I'm starting to feel self conscious.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 06:01 PM (uDh3k)

80 It's that big floppy bow that really ruins it. If it had a simple V neckline it would be much better. And it's too long for walking about on the grass.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 05:58 PM (aXucN)

OK. But I think this is a pic from this year's Ascot, and if you saw photos of what other women wear to that event, Kate's blue dress and hat are very low-key and restrained.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:01 PM (moxby)

81 OK. But I think this is a pic from this year's Ascot, and if you saw photos of what other women wear to that event, Kate's blue dress and hat are very low-key and restrained.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:01 PM (moxby)
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Ah. Well, I still weep to think of the grass stains on those satin shoes.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 06:03 PM (aXucN)

82
OMG!!! Melania is molesting that child!!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2019 06:03 PM (7rVsF)

83 Oh, wow. I got an e-mail from CMP. They're having a charity auction for the American Cancer Society and one of the prizes is an M1 painted pink with flowers. I wish I could link that photo here.

Posted by: rickl at October 05, 2019 06:04 PM (sdi6R)

84 Are the Octoberfest girls triplets???

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 05:50 PM

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I don't remember much about the Oktoberfest I went to in Munich except I woke up at a big picnic table and I still had beer tokens. They serve beer at 6am.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 06:05 PM (JUOKG)

85 What a messed up thing to do to an M1.

Please don't, rickl.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:05 PM (RU4sa)

86 grass stain on satin shoes, tha'st what the footman is for!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:06 PM (j9bhg)

87
I have on jeans and a teeshirt. Teeshirt says Old Fart Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:00 PM

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My t-shirt has a pocket and buttons with a carhartt sticker on it. I have class!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 06:06 PM (JUOKG)

88 What a messed up thing to do to an M1.

Please don't, rickl.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:05 PM (RU4sa)

Well, if you won it, you could always strip, stain, and varnish the wood to make it like new again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2019 06:07 PM (jEgzt)

89 Oh,
wow. I got an e-mail from CMP. They're having a charity auction for
the American Cancer Society and one of the prizes is an M1 painted pink
with flowers. I wish I could link that photo here.

Posted by: rickl at October 05, 2019 06:04 PM

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I got the same email....I cried when I saw that picture.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 06:07 PM (JUOKG)

90 Advanced Problem.

1. Rc8 Kg8 (a)
2. Qe7 (b) Nh4 (c)
3. Rg1+ (d) Ng2 (e)
4. Qxe6+ (f)

(a) Black is threatened with loss of a rook or mate.
(b) White threatens Qxe6+
(c) Black threatens Qg2#
(d) White prevents mate threat.
(e) Black blocks check.
(f) So Nh4 is premature.

2. Qe7 Qxa2 (protect e6)
3. Rxf8+ Rxf8
4. Qg5+ Kh8 (if Kf7 5. Rc7+ Ke8 Qe7#)
5. Bd8

The threat now is Bf6+ and Black will have to give up the Rook with check and White can bring in his rook from c1.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 06:07 PM (vWMNq)

91 Still, AOP.

Almost a sacrilege.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:08 PM (RU4sa)

92 OK. But I think this is a pic from this year's Ascot,

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:01

Kate Middleton Just Broke Her Own Style Streak at the Royal Ascot Races Today

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxhrzoc3

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:08 PM (Dhht7)

93 So I did a Google translate of a German review (pcgames.de) of Rebel Galaxy Outlaw.

"But as in the first part, the plot of Rebel Galaxy Outlaw is only accessory, which brings us some memorable missions and characters, but does not stun anyone's stool"

Oh, Germany.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 06:08 PM (ykYG2)

94 i suppose I should head of to Mass now... whilst I'm ahead.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 06:09 PM (ykYG2)

95 I think I broke it.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 06:12 PM (vWMNq)

96 OK, I got the beginner's problem. I'll let a beginner supply the solution.

Posted by: rickl at October 05, 2019 06:12 PM (sdi6R)

97 Mr. Scott @ 87- If your teeshirt is red don't, I repeat don't volunteer for the away team.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:13 PM (UUkQp)

98 When I despair at the State of the COE, I am always glad to hear that there are Christians in England. This evangelical church apparently started in a pastor's home in 1988 with nine members and now has four campuses and thousands of members. There's not a depth of theology in the "What we believe" section but they obviously believe in a relationship with Christ and the vital value of prayer:

https://kingsgateuk.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2019 06:13 PM (j0JAA)

99 Gorgeous Ukrainian chess grandmaster, beatiful dress models and, especially, soul-stealing German redheads (did not know they had redheads!). I'm in love with one of those Oktoberfest babes. Maybe two.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 05, 2019 06:13 PM (NVYyb)

100 Mr. Scott @ 87- If your teeshirt is red don't, I repeat don't volunteer for the away team.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:13 PM

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It's OK, my t-shirt is green.....repeat green.

The penguins are in the refrigerator, repeat, the refrigerator, they are not under the bed.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 05, 2019 06:15 PM (JUOKG)

101 She can lay her hands all over my Bishop any time she pleases.

Posted by: Quilp at October 05, 2019 06:15 PM (Bf3hj)

102 First chess problem.

Scenario: They respond to moving your bishop by making an illegal move putting their king in check. You point this out and they ignore you. All the Democrats in the room start yelling that you've cheated.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2019 06:15 PM (gvmfs)

103 Honey do's are done.
Yard is done.
Still sunny in the NW.
Cigar and scotch time. Today is a "blend" called Monkey Shoulder.

Our First Lady is phenomenal!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa)

104 Forget class. Sundance resort is downwind of me. How classy can it be?

Posted by: Quilp at October 05, 2019 06:16 PM (Bf3hj)

105 102
First chess problem.

One move faster than my solution.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 06:17 PM (vWMNq)

106 I think I broke it.
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THAT WHAT
I SAID

HA HA

Posted by: the horta at October 05, 2019 06:17 PM (Dh1wo)

107 I LOL'd

https://tinyurl.com/y6k9auh9

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

108 Kate and Melania are gorgeous and regal, thanks for sparing us having to see Sparkle Markle Farkle. Oddly, I read a recent blurb in a Brit daily that completely misconstrued Sparkle Markle written by someone too young to know Rowan and Martin. They assumed the title was purely complimentary.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:19 PM (U7k5w)

109 Imgur has a very nice photo of Anastasiya. Very, very nice. Bunk.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 05, 2019 06:19 PM (NVYyb)

110 "The man told police he walked away to de-escalate the situation, but as the elevator doors were about to close, the man saw the woman's hand "punch through the door, followed by a banana," according to a police report.

--

lmao

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:20 PM (RU4sa)

111 Intermediate Problem
1. Nh6+ PxN
2. Bf7+ Kg7
3. BxP+ KxB(h6)
4. Qh5 mate

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (4LbHt)

112 109 Imgur has a very nice photo of Anastasiya. Very, very nice. Bunk.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 05, 2019 06:19 PM (NVYyb)

*looks it up*

Driving gloves, I assume?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (ycWCI)

113 Hmmm...

"Man arrested in deadly overnight rampage in NYC"

Just a "man".

They sure he wasn't wearing a MAGA hat and shouted out,
"This is Trump country" as he bludgeoned those five hobos?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (1g7ch)

114 They sure he wasn't wearing a MAGA hat and shouted out,
"This is Trump country" as he bludgeoned those five hobos?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (1g7ch)

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Where's ace?

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

115 58 So I guess it's a big loud NO on Kate's dress this week, amirite?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (moxby)

I actually like it. It's very 1950s and I think Grace Kelly wore something similar in one of her films and designed by Helen Rose. The sleeves could be modernized a bit, but the skirt is perfect.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (U7k5w)

116 Hiya Eris !

I was beginning to think that the Mitten Kingdom wasn't hooked up to the Internet.

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (arJlL)

117 Meh, what do I know about dresses.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (RU4sa)

118 90 Advanced Problem.

1. Rc8 Kg8 (a)
2. Qe7 (b) Nh4 (c)

In this, line, instead of Nh4, Black can play 2...Ne1 and get himself a mate in 12:

2...Ne1 3.Rxf8+ Rxf8 4.Qg5+ Kh8 5.h3 Qg2+ 6.Qxg2 fxg2+ 7.Kh2 Rf1 8.Rc8+ Kg7 9.Rc7+ Kg6 10.Rg7+ Kxg7 11.Kg3 g1=Q+ 12.Kh4 Qxd4+ 13.Kg3 Qf4#

So, I think ixnay on 1...Rc8.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (moxby)

119 Eff the Yankees.

Although I'm glad Encarnacion has done well.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (Dh1wo)

120 "Where's ace?"
-Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

He was witnessed, "avoiding his free weights and not eating anything.", at the time of the incident.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 05, 2019 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)

121 Where's ace?
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

'Man escaped, for a short time, on a Vespa. He soon ran into a pile of cardboard boxes.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:26 PM (ycWCI)

122 Slap!

LOL Aetius!

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:27 PM (RU4sa)

123 I actually like it. It's very 1950s and I think Grace Kelly wore something similar in one of her films and designed by Helen Rose. The sleeves could be modernized a bit, but the skirt is perfect.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:25 PM (U7k5w)

Very gossamary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:27 PM (ycWCI)

124 we can say ___ur??

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 06:27 PM (2EZBQ)

125 Intermediate Problem
1. Nh6+ PxN
2. Bf7+ Kg7
3. BxP+ KxB(h6)
4. Qh5 mate
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (4LbHt)

Almost. 4.Qh5+ isn't mate.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:28 PM (moxby)

126 mother f.....

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 06:28 PM (2EZBQ)

127 Go Gators

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 05, 2019 06:28 PM (PUmDY)

128 Off the reservation
For Advanced Problems my solution:
1. Qe7 R(either)f7 - Keeps Black Q out of H4 threaten Qg7 or QxP mate

2. QxR RxQ
3. RxR and Black mates in 3

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (4LbHt)

129 SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (Ckg4U)

130 Hush yo' mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (Dh1wo)

131 Where's ace?
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

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Might be trapped under a pile of shelving and debris.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (CAJOC)

132 118 So, I think ixnay on 1...Rc8.

I'll wait for the solution then. I tried 1. Qe7 but could not make it work but Ne1 seems to work unless white can prevent it by retaining the initiative. 1. Qe7 threatens mate to that stops an immediate Ne1 but those pesky rooks are adept at getting in the way.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (vWMNq)

133 My God!!!!
This drunkard is third in line to run the USA.
https://tinyurl.com/yysuphr5
Now imagine an alternative world where the "news" media were not full time paid liars for the demofascist party. I think this would be on every channel, newspaper, website, and radio station. Just like if Trump had shown up slurring and drunk to a presser.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 05, 2019 06:31 PM (pw+jk)

134 Ok, this is another pronunciation poll:

Debris

Deb-ree

or

De-bree?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:31 PM (ycWCI)

135 Takes a special ability to carry off diaphanous.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (j9bhg)

136 duh bree

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (Dh1wo)

137 I think I'm in love. She can fork my rook any time.

Nice dress selections today OM. I'm too tired to work any chess problems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (Z4rgH)

138 Over 100 so, Stihl is running coupon discounts on some of their chainsaws. Not a rebate, discount at the register. And if you buy a 6pack of their mix oil, Stihl will give you a 2yr warranty. Check out the MS271. Very sexy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (UUkQp)

139 125
Intermediate Problem
1. Nh6+ PxN
2. Bf7+ Kg7
3. BxP+ KxB(h6)
4. Qh5 mate
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:22 PM (4LbHt)

Almost. 4.Qh5+ isn't mate.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:28 PM

Alright

4. Qh5+ KG7
5. Qg6 mate Picky, picky :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (4LbHt)

140 @128 ah ... a Queen sac ...

That looks like it might work.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 05, 2019 06:33 PM (vWMNq)

141 134 Ok, this is another pronunciation poll:

Debris

Deb-ree

or

De-bree?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:31 PM (ycWCI)

----------------------------

I'm from the Chicagoland area.

It's DUH - BREE

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 05, 2019 06:33 PM (CAJOC)

142 135 Takes a special ability to carry off diaphanous.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (j9bhg)

Grace Kelly could certainly do it. Ethereal beauty. Or the lighting they used.

On the other hand, some women can/could carry off a burlap sack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:33 PM (ycWCI)

143 Officers could "see a small amount of banana smudge" on the man's shirt, the police report said, but no mark was visible on his face.

"The banana was not recovered and its whereabouts were unknown," officers said in their report.

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Is this a satire site?

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:34 PM (RU4sa)

144 OM- Thank you for finally getting leggy. I'm only 5'1" and need shorter dresses. Melania shines from within. Class act.

Posted by: Monkfish at October 05, 2019 06:34 PM (a1s18)

145 138
Over 100 so, Stihl is running coupon discounts on some of their
chainsaws. Not a rebate, discount at the register. And if you buy a
6pack of their mix oil, Stihl will give you a 2yr warranty. Check out
the MS271. Very sexy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (UUkQp)

Awesome!!

Posted by: Leatherface at October 05, 2019 06:34 PM (L2A48)

146 And what kind of pussy files a police report for having a banana thrown at him?

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:35 PM (RU4sa)

147 Ok, this is another pronunciation poll:
Debris
Deb-ree
or
De-bree?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:31 PM (ycWCI)

Used to know a fella, Dave, a drunk ass Mexican, always called it "Derbris".

Every time I hear "Debris" I hear Dave say "Derbris".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2019 06:35 PM (Z+IKu)

148 Kate's dress reminded me of mother-of-bride dress.

Kate's dress designed by Lebanese designer Elie Saab. Started in bridal couture in the 80's. Figures.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:36 PM (Dhht7)

149 Nancy Pelosi may be a drinker, but I tend to think that most of her problems are medically related. We just don't hear about that, of course.

I laughed at the Twitter feed from the GA Congressmen who listed his preferred pronouns as Sir and Him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2019 06:37 PM (j0JAA)

150 Sexy chainsaw. It loses the alliteration right off the bat.

Sexy Saw.

You do not see too many pictures of busty ladies posing with chainsaws (aside from that Lolipop Chainsaw thing)...

...

https://tinyurl.com/y5qjxpl5

Closest SFW image I could find. (The internet is a strange place.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:38 PM (ycWCI)

151 Aetius, Grace Kelly could do it well. Susan Hayward was cotton and silk.

Sophia Loren could wear the burlap sack and make it sexy.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:38 PM (j9bhg)

152 The theme here, except for the barmaids, appears to be shirtwaist dresses. I assume Kate's is very occasion appropriate, but if it was up to me, I'd loose the bow and make the sleeves more fitted.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:38 PM (U7k5w)

153 I laughed at the Twitter feed from the GA Congressmen who listed his preferred pronouns as Sir and Him.
Put 'em both together. That spells shim.

Posted by: Monkfish at October 05, 2019 06:39 PM (a1s18)

154 146
And what kind of pussy files a police report for having a banana thrown at him?

Posted by: SMH

One who knows what would happen to him if he responded appropriately.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2019 06:39 PM (T6t7i)

155 Yanks killing it early. Not my team, but still like 'em.

Posted by: chimichango at October 05, 2019 06:39 PM (B+t5k)

156 Takes a special ability to carry off diaphanous.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (j9bhg)

As a side note: 'Diaphanous' is an awesome word. Do not see it used too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:39 PM (ycWCI)

157 go bananas
B A N A N A's

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 05, 2019 06:40 PM (2EZBQ)

158 >103 Honey do's are done.
Yard is done.
Still sunny in the NW.
Cigar and scotch time. Today is a "blend" called Monkey Shoulder.

Our First Lady is phenomenal!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2019 06:16 PM (axyOa

I worked half a day then got the Honey Badger list done as well. I'm into the wine now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 06:40 PM (uDh3k)

159 They bring a banana, we bring an apple! Get in their face and munch back!

Posted by: CNN at October 05, 2019 06:41 PM (L2A48)

160 4. Qh5+ KG7
5. Qg6 mate Picky, picky :-)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:32 PM (4LbHt)

There you go! It's a forced mate in 5.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:42 PM (moxby)

161 Kate's dress designed by Lebanese designer Elie Saab. Started in bridal couture in the 80's. Figures.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:36 PM (Dhht7)

His work includes many 50s inspired gowns and dresses, in many ways similar to Hardy Amies work (a favorite of Margaret's)

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:43 PM (U7k5w)

162 152 The theme here, except for the barmaids, appears to be shirtwaist dresses. I assume Kate's is very occasion appropriate, but if it was up to me, I'd loose the bow and make the sleeves more fitted.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:38 PM (U7k5w)

Funny thing is, I didn't pre-plan picking out a bunch of shirtwaist dresses, I just found some dresses I thought looked nice and that's the way it turned out.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:44 PM (moxby)

163 The first two pics define 1950s femininity, FLOTUS is an Earth Angel, and the Middleton pic does not load on my paleo phone, probably due to my strong belief that she is a useless eater.

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2019 06:45 PM (wXMeL)

164 Ok, this is another pronunciation poll:

Debris

Deb-ree

or

De-bree?

De-bree, as it was said in "Cosmik Debris":
https://youtu.be/1UIL6kgpIZc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at October 05, 2019 06:46 PM (xkSJa)

165 162: Well it turned out beautifully. It's sort of a Grace Kelly thing, too, with Melania dressing more like Mogambo than High Society.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:47 PM (U7k5w)

166 Maud'dib, Thank you doesn't cover it.

You should have a package by Tuesday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:47 PM (j9bhg)

167 144 OM- Thank you for finally getting leggy. I'm only 5'1" and need shorter dresses. Melania shines from within. Class act.
Posted by: Monkfish at October 05, 2019 06:34 PM (a1s1

Exactly. Every time I see a pic of Melania interacting with someone, especially a little child, she always comes off so warm and genuine and just loves being in the moment. So she either really is that kind of person, or she knows how to fake it real good. I prefer to think she really is that kind of person.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:47 PM (moxby)

168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

169 Oktoberfest....celebrating wedding of a king...who later abdicated in favor of mistress.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (bUjCl)

170 168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

Lucky you! Here in NJ, they want to use birth control on the does.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:49 PM (U7k5w)

171 >166 Maud'dib, Thank you doesn't cover it.

You should have a package by Tuesday.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 20

Yes it does! Looking forward to it. Thank you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 06:49 PM (uDh3k)

172 168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

A big crowd of deer all chanting 'Fight! Fight!'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:49 PM (ycWCI)

173 Just got here. Has anyone offered to collude with the Ukrainian chest mistress yet?

Posted by: RI Ried at October 05, 2019 06:50 PM (JmE56)

174 Lucky you! Here in NJ, they want to use birth control on the does.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:49 PM (U7k5w)

High velocity lead, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:50 PM (ycWCI)

175 172
168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

A big crowd of deer all chanting 'Fight! Fight!'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD
You should worry if it degenerates into a dance-off.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2019 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

176 168 Had to run to the store, saw two of the local herd grazing down the street. No place to hunt in the area I think.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

177 lol pep

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (RU4sa)

178 Down goes auburn. Haha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (PUmDY)

179 Funny thing is, I didn't pre-plan picking out a bunch of shirtwaist dresses, I just found some dresses I thought looked nice and that's the way it turned out.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:44 PM

Please don't choose ones next week wherein the models have their knickers in a high twist. We don't need a bunch of pantywaists.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (DMUuz)

180 Mistress, one Lola Motez, moved to Amerika and made a name by scandalizing audiences with her dance routine.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (bUjCl)

181 You should worry if it degenerates into a dance-off.
Posted by: pep at October 05, 2019 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

If the deer start doing snap dancing, load up the maxim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:51 PM (ycWCI)

182 1. Qe7 R(either)f7 - Keeps Black Q out of H4 threaten Qg7 or QxP mate
2. QxR RxQ
3. RxR and Black mates in 3
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (4LbHt)

Ha! I thought somebody would go for this.
What happens after 3...Kg8 4.Ra7 5.Qe1+ ?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 06:52 PM (moxby)

183 133. Maybe not due to drunkenness; it's 'cause her face is S-L-O-W-L-Y sliding off her decrepit skull.

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2019 06:52 PM (wXMeL)

184 168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

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OK, I completely misread that. Somehow, I thought you got two dollars by arguing with a neighbor in your front yard.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 05, 2019 06:52 PM (CAJOC)

185 A big crowd of deer all chanting 'Fight! Fight!'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:49 PM

Not really. Just 2. The other eight are in the side yard cleaning out the apple tree.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:54 PM (Dhht7)

186 I always hear dee-bris for some reason.

Posted by: The Foreskin at October 05, 2019 06:54 PM (DMUuz)

187 Owl fight 2-nite!

Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

188 Hey everyone. Just had to share the good news. I had another great day at the craft show. Best show I have ever had. Feeling so blessed! I sold out of every single Chiefs item.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

189 Deer dancing contests only happen in NY City

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (ZCEU2)

190 Hogmartin!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (vhcul)

191 Every deer hunter in the country is looking for directions to olddog's front yard.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:56 PM (j9bhg)

192 168 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

Sadly more like darting them with a birth control vaccine, which will not minimize the numbers moving from other parts on the state. The bambi-ites get very up at arms about a good cull, but as one of the local officials woke to find that a deer broke his picture window and was eating plants in the living room, maybe they will start empathizing with homeowners rather than the students at Princeton.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 06:56 PM (U7k5w)

193 58 So I guess it's a big loud NO on Kate's dress this week, amirite?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 05:54 PM (moxby)

Kate could wear a Hillary tablecloth and you would not hear me complain. Now, Megan on the other hand.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 05, 2019 06:57 PM (9P7y4)

194 Eris is powerless to resist the lure of an owl fight.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

195 Every deer hunter in the country is looking for directions to olddog's front yard.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:56 PM

From your mouth to God's ears.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 06:57 PM (Dhht7)

196 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard. Daughter's going for the BB gun.
Posted by: olddog

It's that magic time again, eh, olddog?
What part of Mo?
I'm only seeing does and fawns right now.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 06:57 PM (Sk6QD)

197 188 Hey everyone. Just had to share the good news. I had another great day at the craft show. Best show I have ever had. Feeling so blessed! I sold out of every single Chiefs item.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

Congrats Jewells!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:58 PM (ycWCI)

198 Watching "Rebel Without a Clue" on TCM. Back when thugs were clean-cut Brillcreamed punks and their molls wore sweater sets and pearls.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 05, 2019 06:58 PM (vhcul)

199 Jewells, no one deserves it more.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2019 06:58 PM (j9bhg)

200 Good job Jewells

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)

201 Sounds like olddog needs to like his driveway with crucified deer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 06:58 PM (ycWCI)

202 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 05, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

Congratulations. Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2019 06:59 PM (j0JAA)

203 TRUMP is messing with Nanzi's head. He has publicly stated the commies have enough votes to impeach. This may or may not be true. What is true is that Trumpian declaration will cause the crazed commie base to put pressure on the Speaker to hold a vote - which she doesn't want to do.

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2019 07:00 PM (wXMeL)

204 Well done Jewells!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2019 07:00 PM (axyOa)

205 I have on jeans and a teeshirt. Teeshirt says Old Fart Breakfast Club.
Posted by: Eromero
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Ratty jeans, long sleeve T with holes in it, and...I smell of two stroke exhaust from the chainsaw I've been running.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:01 PM (fUKvD)

206 I don't like big bows

I like big bows and I cannot lie.
You other wrappers can't deny.

Getting ready for Christmas.

Posted by: TheGrinch at October 05, 2019 07:01 PM (FhXTo)

207
is this the same owl from the other weekend?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2019 07:01 PM (KCxzN)

208 I pulled on my black hoodie now that it's getting cooler.

Sitting on my porch watch the sunset, listening to The Jets.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:02 PM (RU4sa)

209 Thanks everyone! My last sale was a little old man lol! Bought up the rest of the Chiefs stuff for his 2 daughters for Christmas.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 05, 2019 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

210 City council voted to allow bow hunting in city limits to control the deer, after wife got them to consider it.

But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

211 Saw a buck in the middle of a group of 8 does this morning in Belton, TX. Belton is between Ding Dong and Zipperlandville.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

212 Congrats Jewell.

I wish NJ would allow us to invite hunters onto our properties. We're fed up with the damage, the deer shit, and them darting across the roads by the dozen.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (U7k5w)

213 Watching "Rebel Without a Clue" on TCM. Back when thugs were clean-cut Brillcreamed punks and their molls wore sweater sets and pearls.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Both James Dean and Sal Mineo give me the creeps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (fUKvD)

214 Got 2 bucks locking horns in the front yard.
Same as in town.

Posted by: Monkfish at October 05, 2019 07:04 PM (a1s18)

215 is this the same owl from the other weekend?
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2019 07:01 PM (KCxzN)

It should just get a punch card already. 9th one's free.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 07:04 PM (t+qrx)

216 Montez. (Missed the 'n'.) That I know from the Flashman book and movie Royal Flash.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo)

217 For the record a beer would go better with a cheesesteak than pinot noir

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)

218 Oktoberfest....celebrating wedding of a king...who later abdicated in favor of mistress.
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 06:48 PM (bUjCl)

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I'll bet Queen Mistress ran the realm, err, reich, better than her whipped boyfriend did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2019 07:05 PM (ZYB2s)

219 211 Saw a buck in the middle of a group of 8 does this morning in Belton, TX. Belton is between Ding Dong and Zipperlandville.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

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Looking forward to eating at the Dead Fish Grill again when we're down there after the momee.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:06 PM (RU4sa)

220 But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

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Yes I do. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Godzilla at October 05, 2019 07:07 PM (ZYB2s)

221 KCMo first allowed limited "special managed hunts" within city limits about 10 years ago.
I got to hunt the first one at Swope Park, where the zoo is. 1,000 acres, but lots of public use and areas. Biggest fear was that someone would arrow a deer, and that it'd cross in front of some women golfers, and die right there.
Sure as shootin', first morning, a guy arrows one on the banks of the Blue, it runs over the golf course, in front of a group of women golfers, and dies in the pond!
The women golfers were thrilled to see it. Never heard another word from anyone about it since.

I hunted in some hills above the Africa zoo area. Weird sensation, being in a tree with a primitive weapon, and hearing baboons hoot and lions roar.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:08 PM (Sk6QD)

222 See the little deer.
Does the deer have a little doe?

Yeah! Two bucks.
Nyuk nyuk!

POINK!

OW!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:09 PM (moxby)

223 andycanuck, you're right !

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

224 But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

Waaaaay down the list of things that they will never understand about conservation is: you will either way.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

225 But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"

Posted by: olddog
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I'm reminded that when a destructive beaver population was evolving in Chapel Hill, the local greenies suggested establishing a population of Red Wolves, as opposed to trapping them.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:10 PM (fUKvD)

226
133 My God!!!!
This drunkard is third in line to run the USA.
https://tinyurl.com/yysuphr5

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The drunk Pelosi video appears to be altered. See the comments at the link.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2019 07:10 PM (t5m5e)

227 Chickee run!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 05, 2019 07:11 PM (vhcul)

228 If anyone gathered info and feedback from the State Conservation folks in the states where urban hunting has been successful (and I've not heard of any that are not) it's pretty easy to get your own state on board to offer the locals data, not "feel good" junk.
Hunting works.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:11 PM (Sk6QD)

229 224 But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

Waaaaay down the list of things that they will never understand about conservation is: you will either way.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

I want them gotten rid of before some of their diseases mutate and become contagious to humans.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:11 PM (U7k5w)

230 Well, it looks like we're not going to have a fishing thread today, but there will be another one at some point before the ONT.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:12 PM (moxby)

231 can you trust meat quality of deer that scavenge around urban areas and eat garbage ?

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:13 PM (bUjCl)

232 I want them gotten rid of before some of their diseases mutate and become contagious to humans.
Posted by: CN
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Okay, we're dealing with an ambiguous antecedent here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:13 PM (fUKvD)

233 But the few hippy dippy types got it on ballot and was overturned. "You don't want to kill Bambi do you?"
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 05, 2019 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

Waaaaay down the list of things that they will never understand about conservation is: you will either way.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

I want them gotten rid of before some of their diseases mutate and become contagious to humans.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:11 PM (U7k5w)

Agree wholly and totally. 100%.

...the hippies, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

234 Not far away at Valley Forge park the deer population gets out of hand, so they get professional hunters overnight to get to a reasonable number.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)

235 Those deer are breeders !

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:14 PM (bUjCl)

236
It's getting to the point that audio, video, and photographs aren't going to be evidence anymore.

The original unaltered video of the public appearance by Pelosi actually makes her look pretty bad. So do a lot of other videos. The drunk Pelosi forgery is a distraction from that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2019 07:14 PM (t5m5e)

237 Drunk Pelosi video - fake but accurate ?

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

238 can you trust meat quality of deer that scavenge around urban areas and eat garbage ?
Posted by: runner

You know we're talking deer here, not coons, right?
I've got three deer in my front yard munching acorns right now. Garbage?
A deer is a big rabbit in terms of diet.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:15 PM (Sk6QD)

239 >
Agree wholly and totally. 100%.

...the hippies, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at Octob

**fist bump**

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 07:15 PM (uDh3k)

240 Honorary feline Moron?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5mhgdp3

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2019 07:15 PM (DMUuz)

241 I've had a platonic crush on the Chink since she first showed up, but, that girl needs to up her caloric intake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:15 PM (fUKvD)

242 Deer are vegetarians,not much garbage as far as I know,. Shrubs around houses can be quite a temp

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

243 I've got three deer in my front yard munching acorns right now.

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that's because it knows you are looking at it

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:16 PM (bUjCl)

244 Ah. Well, I still weep to think of the grass stains on those satin shoes.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2019 06:03 PM (aXucN)

That's why one has staff.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 05, 2019 07:17 PM (4lR8S)

245 243 Ha!

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:17 PM (Sk6QD)

246 I just spoke to neighbor who has a bear in semi-permanent residence in the back yard. The bear actually sits down, and scoops up acorns to munch on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:17 PM (fUKvD)

247 #223

...and that I only know due to George MacDonald Fraser!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:18 PM (Dh1wo)

248 Judging by the men in their morning coats, I'd say Kate's dress length is appropriate; it's a somewhat formal occasion.

Frumpy as usual, but she has a fine line to walk, especially at more formal occasions. Still, I have never thought she has much style. Good, solid, appropriate clothes, always looks lovely, but no innate chic.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 05, 2019 07:18 PM (sQZff)

249 Somewhere I've got a video of a young buck eating a fledgling bird that fell out of the nest.
The comments of the video-er are hilarious. Search the terms... buck eating bird.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:18 PM (Sk6QD)

250 I knew a guy that moved to England in the early 80's to evangelize for the Church of Christ.

Lots of faith. Some heresy.

Posted by: JAS at October 05, 2019 07:18 PM (DBGf/)

251 182
1. Qe7 R(either)f7 - Keeps Black Q out of H4 threaten Qg7 or QxP mate
2. QxR RxQ
3. RxR and Black mates in 3
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 06:30 PM (4LbHt)

Ha! I thought somebody would go for this.
What happens after 3...Kg8 4.Ra7 5.Qe1+ ?
You're right, it's not a mate in 3. But after the above:
4. Ra7 Qe1+

5. RxQ NxR
6. Kg1 white is up a Rook with Blacks passed pawn stopped for easy win. Also after Kf2 Black cannot defend the passed pawn

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 07:19 PM (4LbHt)

252 Deer are vegetarians,not much garbage as far as I know,. Shrubs around houses can be quite a temp
Posted by: Skip
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My mother use to complain about the deer eating the Camellias. The damage was always evident each morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:19 PM (fUKvD)

253 Does her bear have asymmetrical balls, Mike??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:19 PM (Dh1wo)

254 I want them gotten rid of before some of their diseases mutate and become contagious to humans.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:11 PM (U7k5w)

Chronic Wasting Disease seems too close to vCJD for comfort.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 05, 2019 07:20 PM (4lR8S)

255 Does her bear have asymmetrical balls, Mike??
Posted by: andycanuck
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As you well know, no Moron would be so vulgar as to pose such a question. Usually.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:22 PM (fUKvD)

256 255 Does her bear have asymmetrical balls, Mike??
Posted by: andycanuck
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As you well know, no Moron would be so vulgar as to pose such a question. Usually.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:22 PM (fUKvD)

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lol

yeah right

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:23 PM (RU4sa)

257 >253 Does her bear have asymmetrical balls, Mike??
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:19 PM (Dh1wo)

I recommend using calipers with very long handles

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2019 07:23 PM (uDh3k)

258 Toxic algae bloom has closed the local lake. High temperatures and drought to blame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:24 PM (fUKvD)

259 Love the redhead in the floral print.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2019 07:24 PM (Oz0Ql)

260 Buy her this, literally, award-winning Canadian novel, Mike:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:24 PM (Dh1wo)

261 I recommend using calipers with very long handles

and a .454 Cassul as a pacifier.

Posted by: MarkY at October 05, 2019 07:24 PM (Sk6QD)

262 before some of their diseases mutate and become contagious to humans.

Too late, Lyme disease already made me a Moron.

Posted by: TheGrinch at October 05, 2019 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

263 Buy her this, literally, award-winning Canadian novel, Mike:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

Posted by: andycanuck
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There are moment when I fear that literary standards are in decay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:26 PM (fUKvD)

264 *moments*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:27 PM (fUKvD)

265 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:24 PM (Dh1wo)

'The Most controversial novel ever written in Canada!'

For some reason, that's hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 07:27 PM (ycWCI)

266 Toxic algae blooms are on the march !

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2019 07:28 PM (bUjCl)

267 6. Kg1 white is up a Rook with Blacks passed pawn stopped for easy win. Also after Kf2 Black cannot defend the passed pawn
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 05, 2019 07:19 PM (4LbHt)

Right. That's pretty much the solution.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:28 PM (moxby)

268 Toxic algae blooms are on the march !
Posted by: runner

Trump's fault. We'll soon present irrefutable evidence.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 05, 2019 07:29 PM (fUKvD)

269 And luckily I haven't wasted an hour going to downtown Toronto to eat at the first Canadian Chick-fil-A outlet because the line is still around the block. Maybe I'll try in late October or November??
https://twitter.com/joe_warmington/status/
1180604483723616258

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

270 I had never seen the Wild One until recently. Pretty funny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 05, 2019 07:30 PM (PUmDY)

271 'The Most controversial novel ever written in Canada!'
For some reason, that's hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2019 07:27 PM (ycWCI)

Holy crap:

Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely librarian in northern Ontario who enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.

Allowing yourself to get schtupped by a bear? That sounds kind of dangerous.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:31 PM (moxby)

272 Non fisherman types can hang out here after the fishing thread comes up, I have nothing for it.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2019 07:31 PM (ZCEU2)

273 256 255 Does her bear have asymmetrical balls, Mike??
Posted by: andycanuck
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As you well know, no Moron would be so vulgar as to pose such a question. Usually.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 05, 2019 07:22 PM (fUKvD)
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lol
yeah right
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:23 PM (RU4sa)

Well, a Mirror Universe Moron Horde would be sure to have at least such one contender!
~
Thank goodness we are NOT in that Universe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 05, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

274 And speaking of deer, conservative former P.M. Stephen Harper's wife just took this photo of her backyard...
https://twitter.com/LaureenHarper/status/
1180559554146258944

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:32 PM (Dh1wo)

275 Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely librarian in northern Ontario who enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.

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I'm assuming bear does not mean a reformed hairy gay dude.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:32 PM (RU4sa)

276 Hrothgar!

Indeed.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:33 PM (RU4sa)

277 Allowing yourself to get schtupped by a bear? That sounds kind of dangerous.
Then she shouldn't have dressed as a pic-i-nic basket.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:33 PM (Dh1wo)

278 Allowing yourself to get schtupped by a bear? That sounds kind of dangerous.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at October 05, 2019 07:33 PM (fUKvD)

279 lol andycanuck

Seriously though, wtf.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:34 PM (RU4sa)

280
nood, btw

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2019 07:35 PM (KCxzN)

281 278,

Horde does not disappoint, heh.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2019 07:35 PM (RU4sa)

282 254

Chronic Wasting Disease seems too close to vCJD for comfort.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 05, 2019 07:20 PM (4lR8S)

Exactly! And the hemorrhagic disease would also be no treat.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

283 Very cool story about Me and Bobby McGee in the Ken Burns Country Music deal.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 05, 2019 07:35 PM (PUmDY)

284 Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

Is that the Chick-Fil-A the Toronto Sun threw a screaming hissy fit about a couple of months ago, claiming that gays were going to die because people would go to eat there?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:36 PM (moxby)

285 Jimmy Kimmel Produces Official Document Confirming He Is Nation's Moral Authority
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1180528074833592320

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

286 *peeks in, sees discussion about bear sex. closes door slowly*

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2019 07:37 PM (duxRF)

287 Sort of, Oregon Muse, but the Sun was reporting on the leftie-gays screaming that it would happen.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2019 07:38 PM (Dh1wo)

288 solutions up

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 05, 2019 07:47 PM (moxby)

289 Chronic Wasting Disease seems too close to vCJD for comfort.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 05, 2019 07:20 PM (4lR8S)

Exactly! And the hemorrhagic disease would also be no treat.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

I propose we give my theory a real chance in the lottery of life!

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at October 05, 2019 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

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Posted by: Alessandro rose at October 06, 2019 07:13 AM (OAH/+)

291 Star Trek Chess

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