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Joe Biden Bragged That, With Barack Obama's Permission, He Threatened To Withhold Billions in Aid to Ukraine Unless They Fired a Prosecutor Investigating His Son's Company.
And Now, The Deep State Refashions This as a Trump Scandal

From April 2019:


Two years after leaving office, Joe Biden couldn't resist the temptation last year to brag to an audience of foreign policy specialists about the time as vice president that he strong-armed Ukraine into firing its top prosecutor.

In his own words, with video cameras rolling, Biden described how he threatened Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko in March 2016 that the Obama administration would pull $1 billion in U.S. loan guarantees, sending the former Soviet republic toward insolvency, if it didn’t immediately fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.


“I said, ‘You’re not getting the billion.’ I’m going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money,’” Biden recalled telling Poroshenko.

“Well, son of a bitch, he got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time,” Biden told the Council on Foreign Relations event, insisting that President Obama was in on the threat.

Interviews with a half-dozen senior Ukrainian officials confirm Biden’s account, though they claim the pressure was applied over several months in late 2015 and early 2016, not just six hours of one dramatic day. Whatever the case, Poroshenko and Ukraine’s parliament obliged by ending Shokin’s tenure as prosecutor. Shokin was facing steep criticism in Ukraine, and among some U.S. officials, for not bringing enough corruption prosecutions when he was fired.

But Ukrainian officials tell me there was one crucial piece of information that Biden must have known but didn’t mention to his audience: The prosecutor he got fired was leading a wide-ranging corruption probe into the natural gas firm Burisma Holdings that employed Biden’s younger son, Hunter, as a board member.

Ukranian officials began looking into why this investigation was shut down, and offered information to US Attorney General Bill Barr.

[A]s Biden's 2020 campaign ramped up over the past year, Lutsenko — the Ukrainian prosecutor that Biden once hailed as a "solid" replacement for Shokin -- began looking into what happened with the Burisma case that had been shut down.

...

Lutsenko said some of the evidence he knows about in the Burisma case may interest U.S. authorities and he'd like to present that information to new U.S. Attorney General William Barr, particularly the vice president’s intervention.

"Unfortunately, Mr. Biden had correlated and connected this aid with some of the HR (personnel) issues and changes in the prosecutor's office," Lutsenko said.

Ukraine did in fact re-open the case -- without any bidding by Trump.

But the Ukrainian police failed to pursue the case aggressively, due to "external influence."

Nazar Kholodnytskyi, the lead anti-corruption prosecutor in Lutsenko's office, confirmed to me in an interview that part of the Burisma investigation was reopened in 2018, after Joe Biden made his remarks. "We were able to start this case again," Kholodnytskyi said.

But he said the separate Ukrainian police agency that investigates corruption has dragged its feet in gathering evidence. "We don't see any result from this case one year after the reopening because of some external influence,”"he said, declining to be more specific.


Reportedly, on July 25th, Trump urged the Ukranian president to re-open the case as well.

Perhaps he wanted the President to address this "external influence" blocking investigation of the matter.

And this is now an impeachable offense, according to the Democrat Party, its owned and operated media, and the NeverTrumpers. (But I repeat myself thrice.)

But it's an impeachable offense against... Trump?!?!!

Trump urged the Ukranians to look into a case of official corruption and unethical exertion of political pressure openly boasted of by Joe Biden himself and the guy who needs investigating is... Trump?!!?

Hey, AllahPundit, jerking yourself over your newest Jake Tapper Conspiracy Theory -- will the investigation you're masturbating over also probe Joe Biden's admitted billion dollar coercion of Ukraine, or would it "threaten the very foundations of our democracy" to investigate the actual crime here?

Wait, I know the answer: We just have to investigate the Trump Pressure part. The Biden Pressure part? That's just good ol' fashioned diplomatic log-rolling.

And I'm sure that determination has nothing to do with the fact that NeverTrumpers are backing Biden as a "moderate" candidate for president.

By the way: the Deep State source who illegally leaked this to the media (of course) doesn't even allege there was any quid pro quo -- just what xhe claims was an improper "urging" of action.

quidprono

It's now illegal and impeachable for a president to urge a foreign leader to open a corruption probe?

The things one learns from our very educated and very rational NeverTrump Genius Brigade.

I wonder if Obama and Biden will also be prosecuted for sending out their agents to enlist the UK and Australia into a covert op against their party's opponent in the 2016 election...?

Make no mistake, the Deep State operatives NeverTrump has aligned themselves with are in actual legal jeopardy and could, maybe, be bound for prison.

This is their last-gasp attempt to persuade the liberal jurors at their trials to engage in Jury Nullification.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:36 PM




Comments

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1 Fuck me - a Biden

Posted by: rammajamma at September 20, 2019 06:38 PM (xceTB)

2 I apologize for my language

Posted by: rammajamma at September 20, 2019 06:39 PM (xceTB)

3 I am alone here

Posted by: rammajamma at September 20, 2019 06:39 PM (xceTB)

4 DemCong are like a little kids with chocolate and crumbs smudged all over their face telling Mom that their brother stole cookies before she notices the cookies are gone.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 06:39 PM (1g7ch)

5 Roll Tide

Posted by: rammajamma at September 20, 2019 06:39 PM (xceTB)

6 5th?

Posted by: Vera at September 20, 2019 06:39 PM (yHpsH)

7 Mad world.

Posted by: DWCox at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (/TvO8)

8 The Trump Curse: it's real and it's spectacular!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (SmXeA)

9 OrangeManBad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (c1yAg)

10 Blame Trump for what they've already done. Same as it ever was.

But his time, it does seem like its getting thinner than Plug's hair.

Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (Bf3hj)

11 I can affirm that these stupid fucking people exist. I work with a couple.

Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (RXwUQ)

12 The walls are closing in on Trump!

Posted by: Schiff for brains at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

13 I have a feeling this swamp is never getting drained.

Posted by: Liberty at September 20, 2019 06:40 PM (SAswH)

14 Trump could be getting away with call kinds of real shit and these morons wouldn't even have a clue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (jXrK7)

15 Barbara Striesand effect!

Posted by: Vera at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (yHpsH)

16 That was quick. Just trying to keep up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

17 President Trump isn't the only target of the 'Whistleblower" fraud--maybe not even the primary target.

The Obamas want Kam 'n Corey. That's why Barry won't endorse his own veep and why he told Joe "You really don't have to do this, Joe." Really REALLY.

This is a bank shot by Barry to take Joe out. A certain Biden loss would be a direct repudiation of Gaylord's shabby legacy. But by highlighting the Ukrainian Bribery, they backstab Joe while bashing the president. It's a two-fer.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

18 Quick, we need a squirrel?

Posted by: Asshole Pundit at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (FRKPG)

19 What was the name on the whistleblower report? Uh huh. John Miller, Queens Accent, offered discount coupons for your next stay at a Trump-

WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THESE FUCKING INTERNS?!

- WaPo editors.

Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (pj40n)

20 Funny, no one is looking into the fact that someone was spying on the President and listening in to a conversation with a World leader

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

21 According to Drudge this is a huge Trump scandal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (ZYB2s)

22 Facts don't care about your facts.

Posted by: Baby Snark at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

23 why aren't you people out drinking?

it's FRIDAY!

it's happy hour!

it's 3fucking45 on the west coast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

24 It appears that double and triple standards apply form this point on!

Posted by: Some lefty said something at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (B47h+)

25 Donald Trump: Layer of Rakes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (ZYB2s)

26 These guys are desperate.

Really desperate.

All you folks chanting that nothing is going to happen, *this* is what panic looks like.

Can't wait for the probe to dig into what the Podestas were up to. Because that's out there as well.

Theory: Uranium One is about to blow open. This is an attempt to confuse the public/create stray voltage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Wondering if PDT is the anonymous whistle blower just to make the Left look even more stupid and hypocritical.

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (CDCKr)

28 btw, you didn't hear this from me, but I hear this about the congressional payoffs (with non-disclosure agreements) to people claiming sexual harassment by congressmen:

one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

29 According to Drudge this is a huge Trump scandal.

F**K that piece of shit "campaign rocked.'? In your dreams ass wipe... Drudge not you

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

30 "why aren't you people out drinking? "

I was then I came inside.

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

31 The man who took down both Corn Pop AND a Ukrainian prosecutor.

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (786Ro)

32 23
why aren't you people out drinking?



Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

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Because I'm in drinking. I have a better selection than most bars, and it's cheaper this way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

33 The new improved post-vacation congressional-media tactic is to regain narrative momentum from Trump. Super-turbo charged messaging - and none of it need make any sort of sense.

Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (K3B2k)

34
Who is this inspector general cocksucker?
He's obviously in on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (2tBWN)

35 21 According to Drudge this is a huge Trump scandal.
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I don't mind it being called a Trump scandal if the right people end up in jail.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (IDhUW)

36 Thanks for bailing out dad.

And mega thanks for putting me back under the microscope with your madcow jellybrain bragging!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (nFwvY)

37 "20 Funny, no one is looking into the fact that someone was spying on the President and listening in to a conversation with a World leader

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr) "



And giving the stolen information to his enemies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (c1yAg)

38 "And the people making claims against him were not female. "

At least it wasn't the neighbor's dog.

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

39 21
According to Drudge this is a huge Trump scandal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (ZYB2s)

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Is he for Boot Edge or something? I stopped reading Drudge more than a year ago because his Trump hate was getting tiresome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

40 Biden: Then my man Corn Pop, he says, 'this is a nice little country. Sure be a shame if something bad was to happen to it.'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (ZYB2s)

41 Ukraine?

Biden?

Que?

- MSM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (FiUMj)

42 In Ukraine, the accused prosecutes YOU.

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (786Ro)

43 Hmm, my schedule just cleared...

Posted by: Cereal Killer at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (M/Wbj)

44 F**K that piece of shit "campaign rocked.'? In your dreams ass wipe... Drudge not you

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

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His campaign is rocked all right. It's gonna rock you like a hurricane!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

45

Barr is a piece of shit hack, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (2tBWN)

46 Which circle of hell do you stick these guys in?

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (UUkQp)

47 "23 why aren't you people out drinking?

it's FRIDAY!

it's happy hour!

it's 3fucking45 on the west coast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2) "



Who says I'm not ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (c1yAg)

48 20
Funny, no one is looking into the fact that someone was spying on the
President and listening in to a conversation with a World leader

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

________


Gregg Jarrett is saying that the whistleblower statute being used here does not apply to POTUS as he's not an employee of the IC -- and that the statue doesn't apply to differences of opinion which is apparently all that's going on here.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (SmXeA)

49
At least it wasn't the neighbor's dog.

Our attorney is suing his ass.

Posted by: Gerbil Defense League at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (FRKPG)

50 Theory: Uranium One is about to blow open. This is an attempt to confuse the public/create stray voltage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

Creating stray voltage in a Trump hotel swimming pool is not so smart. But I'm sure Donny already knows that.

Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (pj40n)

51 From 2020-2024, everything ever done, anywhere, by anyone, was an impeachable offense for 2nd-term President Donald Trump.

Posted by: Future History at September 20, 2019 06:48 PM (ZBCZN)

52 This is a Trump scandal per MSM. Biden is an innocent bystander of Trump's fascism.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 06:48 PM (FiUMj)

53 Like trying to lay carpet in a hurricane.

Oh, lefties, never change.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 06:48 PM (v2wun)

54 What is this Drudge you speak of?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 06:48 PM (pw+jk)

55 Drudge is on my list

Posted by: Cereal Killer at September 20, 2019 06:48 PM (M/Wbj)

56
And giving the stolen information to his enemies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (c1yAg)

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Trump did this just a week or so ago - used bait to catch a leaker.

Makes you wonder...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

57 I'm always tempted to laugh at ridiculous shit like this, but then I remember: I'm not the market for this. The market demographic for this kind of propaganda is people who think, for example, that there's an impending global ecological disaster caused by plastic straws. So it could be very effective.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 06:49 PM (hjaPQ)

58 Is he for Boot Edge or something? I stopped reading Drudge more than a year ago because his Trump hate was getting tiresome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

__

He's not really for anyone. He's just against Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 06:49 PM (FiUMj)

59 Not a smidgen ... of integrity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 06:49 PM (d0vJg)

60 23 why aren't you people out drinking?

it's FRIDAY!

it's happy hour!

it's 3fucking45 on the west coast.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

I don't go out drinking by myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 06:50 PM (gQ9Ug)

61 Willowed last thread, etc etc -



WTFFFF with the "whistleblower" crap involving a presidential conversation with the foreign leader? Trying to imagine anything more removed from the letter or spirit of "whistleblower" arrangements, or constitutional lawful order. The prez has complete discretion in dealing with foreign relations - only "checks" are from Congress [$$, treaties, nominations]. It's kind of a fundamental thing with our system, forever.


How TFFF does some drone employee get to be a "whistleblower" on the president engaged in his most plenary and sensitive executive duties?? This manages to set new records for idiocy and unconstitutional chaos amidst the rubble of a mostly already destroyed constitutional order, which is saying a lot.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 06:50 PM (QDnY+)

62 28. wow really? Adam Schitt likes the dong? Damn, ace. What a way to break a girl's heart.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2019 06:50 PM (jyInK)

63 28 btw, you didn't hear this from me, but I hear this about the congressional payoffs (with non-disclosure agreements) to people claiming sexual harassment by congressmen:

one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)


After seeing a picture of that bugeyed cocksucker with Rick Wilson, there's NFW this isn't true.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 06:50 PM (y4RKh)

64 57
I'm always tempted to laugh at ridiculous shit like this, but then I
remember: I'm not the market for this. The market demographic for this
kind of propaganda is people who think, for example, that there's an
impending global ecological disaster caused by plastic straws. So it
could be very effective.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 06:49 PM (hjaPQ)

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I think it's aimed at LIVs, but the problem is that after 3 years of RUSSIA going nowhere, Ukraine is even lamer.

I'm liking my theory that Uranium One's investigation is going to wrap soon. They usually pull this stuff when bad news is about to come out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

65 Cicero @ 40- Dude I actually met CornPop this morning. Skeert the bejabbers out of me.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 06:51 PM (UUkQp)

66 Serious question, do they have classes in "spinning" in J schools nowadays?
Sure seems like just about everything that get published has been tweaked for messaging and narrative.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 20, 2019 06:51 PM (97clb)

67 To PDT, Ace, the cob-loggers, and The Horde:

long life, prosperity, and Victory !

Confusion to our enemies !

*tosses back shot*

*takes a long pull of icy-cold beer*

Aaaaahhhhhh !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:51 PM (c1yAg)

68 The level of insanity on the left seemingly knows no upper limit. You would think there would be some point where any conscious person says "yeah, that's nuts", but no, that point vanishes into infinity when approached from the left.

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

69 impending global ecological disaster caused by plastic straws
----
Let's just think about that for a second.....incredible.....and to those who want to enforce a straw ban - lolgf

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 06:52 PM (IDhUW)

70 28 btw, you didn't hear this from me, but I hear this about the
congressional payoffs (with non-disclosure agreements) to people
claiming sexual harassment by congressmen:



one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam
Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.



Posted by: ace at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)
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Oh those poor male goats, sheep, and donkeys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

71 "To PDT, Ace, the cob-loggers, and The Horde:
long life, prosperity, and Victory !
Confusion to our enemies"

Hear Hear!

* chugs an ice cold Mickey's big mouth *

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

72 68 The level of insanity on the left seemingly knows no upper limit. You would think there would be some point where any conscious person says "yeah, that's nuts", but no, that point vanishes into infinity when approached from the left.
Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

They need Trump-xalta

Posted by: CN at September 20, 2019 06:53 PM (U7k5w)

73 I think it's aimed at LIVs, but the problem is that after 3 years of RUSSIA going nowhere, Ukraine is even lamer.


Next up: Belorussia. Maybe Kazakhstan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (d0vJg)

74 ace, while alternative "litmus test" moments abound, I've always thought that the failure of the public to effectively demand public release of the details of the congressional sex mega-scandal settlements is a pretty good moment to define the de facto collapse of the country as a self-governing entity.


A mega-scandal tailor made for the [legit] passions and resentments of an electorate obviously in a rebellious mood, and - bupkis.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

75 Drudge?
That's like an unpleasant chore or something, right?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (97clb)

76 RBG is mort
-Adella

Posted by: Adela at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (M/Wbj)

77 How TFFF does some drone employee get to be a
"whistleblower" on the president engaged in his most plenary and
sensitive executive duties?? This manages to set new records for idiocy
and unconstitutional chaos amidst the rubble of a mostly already
destroyed constitutional order, which is saying a lot.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2019 06:50 PM (QDnY+)

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Because Orange Man Bad.

Look, women being raped in Maryland is okay because Orange Man Bad. No, we can't deport the perps because Orange Man Bad.

You'll just have to let serial rapists roam at large because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

78 why aren't you people out drinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Because it can bring on gout which is quite painful.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (j0JAA)

79 Cheers sock

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (IDhUW)

80 28 btw, you didn't hear this from me, but I hear this about the congressional payoffs (with non-disclosure agreements) to people claiming sexual harassment by congressmen:

one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)


Oh, please, please, please God, let this be true. And let it come out ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (d0vJg)

81 Trump has the media talking about Biden corruption instead of them mostly ignoring it as they had up to this point.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (xPl2J)

82 * chugs an ice cold Mickey's big mouth *

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

---
*raises a glass of Elijah Craig on the rocks*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

83 Because it can bring on gout which is quite painful.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg


then go spark up fatty with jack

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

84 why aren't you people out drinking?



Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

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Because I'm in drinking. Have been since 1:45 PST.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (pw+jk)

85 Oh, please, please, please God, let this be true. And let it come out ...
=====

It wouldn't harm him. He'd be re-elected.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (JcXHH)

86 No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Want a cookie?....

Posted by: Joey KGB Biden at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

87 Ice in bourbon is haram!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (xPJvm)

88 76 RBG is mort
-Adella
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There's only one way you could know that at this point. YOU are the murderer!

Posted by: Poirot at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (hjaPQ)

89 abound, I've always thought that the failure of the public to effectively demand public release of the details of the congressional sex mega-scandal settlements is a pretty good moment to define the de facto collapse of the country as a self-governing entity
------
Most people don't know about it

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (IDhUW)

90 btw, you didn't hear this from me, but I hear this about the

congressional payoffs (with non-disclosure agreements) to people

claiming sexual harassment by congressmen:



one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam

Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.



Posted by: ace at September 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)
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It's going to funny when the "leaks" go the other way.

Suddenly "confidential and personal" stuff will matter again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

91 Excellent !
Used to get those Mickey's Big Mouths sometimes when I had large urban liquor stores at my elbow.

Out here among the corn & cows it's mostly the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (c1yAg)

92 Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 20, 2019 06:51 PM (97clb)

Verbal spinning-yeah, but not the kind with sexy SAHM moms who go to class while nannies watch their kids. I don't do this myself, but I have a friend-only male in the spinning class because he's retired and he enjoys the view.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (j0JAA)

93 Getting mighty thirsty.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (6/uwW)

94 Because it can bring on gout which is quite painful.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 06:54 PM (j0JAA)

Friend of mine eats 8 cherries a day to prevent his gout attacks. Claims it works great.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (WFe5M)

95 >> President Trump isn't the only target of the 'Whistleblower" fraud--maybe not even the primary target.

>>The Obamas want Kam 'n Corey. That's why Barry won't endorse his own veep and why he told Joe "You really don't have to do this, Joe." Really REALLY.

>>This is a bank shot by Barry to take Joe out. A certain Biden loss would be a direct repudiation of Gaylord's shabby legacy. But by highlighting the Ukrainian Bribery, they backstab Joe while bashing the president. It's a two-fer.

If Biden blackmailed Ukraine, and he did, he did it with Obama's permission. Obama was the president. There is no way in hell he wasn't involved in everything and Ukraine puts it right into the Oval Office.

I don't think Obama wants any part of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (ZLI7S)

96 76 RBG is mort

-Adella

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There's only one way you could know that at this point. YOU are the murderer!

Posted by: Poirot at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (hjaPQ)

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Well then, I have Adella's check. It is in the mail tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 06:58 PM (pw+jk)

97 Trump-xalta ad for TDS, for those who missed it.

https://tinyurl.com/y5mnfwu6

Posted by: CN at September 20, 2019 06:58 PM (U7k5w)

98 someone upthread said RBG finally got in the cart. True?

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2019 06:58 PM (jyInK)

99 87
Ice in bourbon is haram!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (xPJvm)

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Ice in brandy is gauche.

Ice in whiskey is American.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

100 RBG is mort

-Adella

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There's only one way you could know that at this point. YOU are the murderer!

Posted by: Poirot at September 20, 2019 06:56 PM (hjaPQ)

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Well then, I have Adella's check. It is in the mail tomorrow.
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For a moment, I thought it was real. I had to go check.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 06:59 PM (JcXHH)

101 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Huh??

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 06:59 PM (j0JAA)

102 And I'm sure that determination has nothing to do with the fact that NeverTrumpers are backing Biden as a "moderate" candidate for president.

Big Fat Bill, 1 hour ago:
In ethics, character, and public service, Joe Biden > Donald Trump.

This is their last-gasp attempt to persuade the liberal jurors at their trials to engage in Jury Nullification.

Wasted effort. Leftists view the law as a cudgel against their enemies, and never against their friends. If even one is on the jury no anti-Trump criminal gets convicted. No persuasion required; it's a standard safeguard built in to the NPC core API.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 06:59 PM (lU6Jb)

103 "Friend of mine eats 8 cherries a day to prevent his gout attacks. "

I was going to make a zombie Epstein joke, but nah, yall can do your own if you want.

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Tnijr)

104
Big Fat Bill, 1 hour ago:

In ethics, character, and public service, Joe Biden > Donald Trump.

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So Biden's paying his freight.

Funny!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

105 Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah; It's a set up to take out Biden and hit Trump at the same time.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 07:00 PM (j0JAA)

106 Here comes the King,
Here comes the big number one.
Budweiser beer is second to none.

Let's go Cards.

(Actually the team has glaring weaknesses, but they ARE winning... even though they have their fans throwing things at the TV)

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Cssks)

107 The truth won't matter if we don't get the message out... and it's not getting out only the smears are being pushed.

None of this will matter if Trump and the Republicans don't do something with Big Tech.

Since Zuckerberg admitted he's a publisher, Trump and his team need to move quickly.

From GP
https://tinyurl.com/y5qgqazx

IN 2016 suburban voters and women would check their FB pages and get conservative news.
That is no longer the case.
Facebook has wiped out conservative publishers.
Americans will no longer see articles from conservative

Facebook has wiped out conservative publishers. Americans will no longer see articles from websites even if you follow them.

Facebook took advertising dollars from all of these businesses and then targeted them after the 2016 election.

Facebook wants to pretend this as not a political decision. Yet, several top liberal activist groups: Media Matters, Share Blue, CREW and American Bridge, made it a priority in early 2017 to work with the liberal tech giants to undermine President Trump and ensure that liberals gain control of Congress and the presidency in 2020.

Conservative leaders need to act soon or risk a bloodbath in 2020.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (wiXsO)

108 93 Getting mighty thirsty.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (6/uwW)

I thought the nic was going to be some poor Moron without alcohol. Lol.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (IDhUW)

109 Hey everybody.

I just read the one-star review of "Rambo: Last Blood" on Roger Ebert's site.

They also hated it, but at least their reviewer was smart enough to claim it was because the movie was full of tired, crazy and outlandish cliches, not because "raciss!! or "the wrong people will love it!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

110 Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 06:57 PM (WFe5M)

I was drinking cherry juice but I tend to forget about it.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (j0JAA)

111 Drudge appears to channel whatever Ann Coulter's opinion is of Trump at any given time.

Posted by: DWCox at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (/TvO8)

112 The next year is going to non stop hysterical stories about Trump.You know,like 2016,2017,218 and 2019 were....

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (KNsKs)

113 "Hoary" is a sorely underused word.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (hjaPQ)

114 >>Yeah; It's a set up to take out Biden and hit Trump at the same time.

Seems more like a sting on Biden to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Joe Biden has been grifting money since he crawled out of the crib.

Be nice to see him extradited to the Ukraine to face charges, end up in a gulag somewhere and raped by his fellow inmates.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

116 one of the congressmen payouts had to be made for was one Adam Schiff. And the people making claims against him were not female.

Posted by: ace


You know the rule as well as we humps do; doesn't count unless the victim is dead in current year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (v2wun)

117 But with even more crazy because election year.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (KNsKs)

118 I've been having trouble with an ankle and mentioned it to my rheumatologist who suggested sticking a needle in the joint and draining some fluid to find out what was going on. The idea cured me of complaining about my ankle.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (MVjcR)

119 Friend of mine eats 8 cherries a day to prevent his gout attacks. Claims it works great.
Posted by: tbodie

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Clearly phrasing is no longer in the AoS style book.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Y4EXg)

120 FenSpouse, she advised you toke up.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (jyInK)

121 When you only have a confession, itt's hard to establish intent. Or, something.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (rFFy+)

122 Mmm.

Refreshing penis. Thanks for that. What's that, take another sip?

Don't mind if I do.

Posted by: Allah Pundit at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (h6qXw)

123 So, I think Slo-Joe is slowly going down. Lizzy Borden for the nom.

Posted by: JAS at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (0LxiW)

124 @17:

Yes, it's a two-fer: it takes out Biden's and shifts attention from the pending IG report. I remain a huge skeptic that the Deep State will sacrifice Big Fry but this indicates otherwise. Always been skeptical Biden's, a dreaded white male, would be nominated and this confirms that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (jlMI/)

125 Schiff has that Pasty Drudge look. See also: Larry Linville, Chuck Connors...

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (RuIsu)

126 Let's go Cards.

(Actually the team has glaring weaknesses, but they ARE winning... even though they have their fans throwing things at the TV)
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Cssks)

Guy at work is a Cubs fan. I do not talk too much shit cause I am not sure how the season ends.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (WFe5M)

127 Wasted effort. Leftists view the law as a cudgel against their enemies, and never against their friends. If even one is on the jury no anti-Trump criminal gets convicted. No persuasion required; it's a standard safeguard built in to the NPC core API.
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Sadly, this is true. Which is why one only hears about jury nullification on boards lke these.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (IDhUW)

128 Yah, not worried about Facecrook Soccer moms in the least.

Posted by: Some lefty said something at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (B47h+)

129 Weasel @ 118- It's A Miracle!!

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (UUkQp)

130 Adam Schiff likes boys? WELL KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (ZYB2s)

131 I'm not sure LIVs even know where/what the Ukraine is.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Y4EXg)

132 118 I've been having trouble with an ankle and mentioned it to my rheumatologist who suggested sticking a needle in the joint and draining some fluid to find out what was going on. The idea cured me of complaining about my ankle.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (MVjcR)

I've had my knees drained a few times. No big deal, really.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (gQ9Ug)

133
What the hell is a Misha Nonoo?

The Daily Mail is going about her and some wedding or some shit. Ivanka went, and a bunch of royals went.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (f1Vqw)

134 "This is their last-gasp attempt to persuade the liberal jurors at their trials to engage in Jury Nullification."

*types, deletes*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:05 PM (c1yAg)

135 "So, I think Slo-Joe is slowly going down. Lizzy Borden for the nom."

The Dems will do all they can to retain Joe so as to save Lizzy for 2024. He's not at the point of no return yet.

Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

136
I've had my knees drained a few times. No big deal, really.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:04 PM (gQ9Ug)
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Maybe not for you big burly types, but I'm a big chicken.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

137 Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Y4EXg)

Haven't toked up since the 80's. Isn't happening now. I'll just have to stay away from booze-mostly- and fish.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 07:06 PM (j0JAA)

138 was one Adam Schiff. And the people making claims against...

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Well, then he's safe. There aren't enough gay conservatives to #MeToo a Democrat. Like us Jews, they will put their loyalty to the Dems above their loyalty to each other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 07:06 PM (lU6Jb)

139 Maybe not for you big burly types, but I'm a big chicken.
Posted by: Weasel

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Do chickens even have ankles?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)

140 I also expect that if things look bad in the election the left will ramp up the violence

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (KNsKs)

141

Who would win?

John Wick or Hitman (Timothy Olyphant)

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (2tBWN)

142 Democrat leadership certainly has to qualms about exploiting the mental illness and stupidity of their voters for campaign donations. That whole party is one diseased loony bin run by unscrupulous criminals.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (BRpqW)

143 I can tell you this: Adam Schifft is no poofter. I dated him before I met Cory. And by "dated" I mean he really knows how to give a girl a blow job.

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (hjaPQ)

144

Do chickens even have ankles?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)
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This one does!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (MVjcR)

145 Let's just think about that for a second.....incredible.....and to those who want to enforce a straw ban - lolgf

As a FU to the soon Oregon straw bans, I purchased 2000 plastic straws. Cost me about $6.

Posted by: Straw Hoarder at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (FRKPG)

146 This is their last-gasp attempt to persuade the liberal jurors at their trials to engage in Jury Nullification.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:36 PM
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I really hope this is their last gasp. I keep thinking they must be out of things to complain about and next thing I know they are drawing another breath.

Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (aXucN)

147 Do chickens even have ankles?

.....

That's a spurious question.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2019 07:08 PM (h6qXw)

148 32 23
why aren't you people out drinking?



Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

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Because I'm in drinking. I have a better selection than most bars, and it's cheaper this way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)


Yes. This. I just got home.

I've been on a Sidecar kick lately. They're yummy.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

149 141

Who would win?

John Wick or Hitman (Timothy Olyphant)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (2tBWN)


Wick. But at least Agent 47 gets Olga Kurylenko beforehand.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (BRpqW)

150 Be nice to see him extradited to the Ukraine to face charges, end up in a gulag somewhere and raped by his fellow inmates.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

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Nyet. Just Nyet. We have some standards.

Posted by: Ukrainian convicts at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

151 139 Maybe not for you big burly types, but I'm a big chicken.
Posted by: Weasel

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Do chickens even have ankles?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)

Is this commentor a chicken or a weasel? I'm so confused.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (IDhUW)

152 Road Radio said Blotto blew gun talk off the table with his confiscation proclamation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66AUanN_hQc

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (8nYF9)

153 IMO the deep state has a problem: defeating Trump in 2020 does them no
good because he will drop a declassification bomb on his way out. They
need him impeached and discredited, and if they can't make that happen
soon they need him to win reelection easily to buy themselves more time.
So they make up a Trump scandal that also damages Biden.

Posted by: schizoid at September 20, 2019 07:10 PM (5Tov4)

154 133 What the hell is a Misha Nonoo?
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I knew her well. In the old country.

Posted by: Rula Lenska at September 20, 2019 07:10 PM (hjaPQ)

155 I also expect that if things look bad in the election the left will ramp up the violence

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (KNsKs)

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I'm ready to meet force with more force. And I think you are correct.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 07:10 PM (pw+jk)

156 Video of Biden bragging about it http://tinyurl.com/y2894l7z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 07:10 PM (CDGwz)

157 It's nice to have the media on your side 24/7

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

158 >>It's nice to have the media on your side 24/7


DOJ, FBI, CIA and State Departments, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:11 PM (rFFy+)

159 >>>> Yeah; It's a set up to take out Biden and hit Trump at the same time.
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Ya think so? I think Trump and Rudy are stringing the Dem and MSM idiots along with this bogus whistleblower stunt and the libs are swallowing it hook, line and sinker. This is gonna backfire on them bigly.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2019 07:11 PM (sGotD)

160
Is this commentor a chicken or a weasel? I'm so confused.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:09 PM (IDhUW)
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In this case, WeaselChicken.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (MVjcR)

161 The Dems will do all they can to retain Joe so as to save Lizzy for 2024. He's not at the point of no return yet.
Posted by: freaked at September 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Tnijr)


Nah. She'll be too old and too shopworn by then, just as Biden is now. She should have run in 2016.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (d0vJg)

162 Chickens are a type of weasel? This is confusing. I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (UUkQp)

163 155 I also expect that if things look bad in the election the left will ramp up the violence

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (KNsKs)

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I'm ready to meet force with more force. And I think you are correct.
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When dealing with an enemy it is best to use a language they understand.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (IDhUW)

164 Every time they pull a ploy on Trump they expose previously unknown members of their cadre.

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (8nYF9)

165 President Trump clearly violated the U.S. Code.

No, not *that* U.S. Code. I mean the special U.S. Code for the Obama/Clinton Crime Family and Illegal Aliens. You can't mention their World-Wide Bribery Empire--that's black-letter law!

Everybody knows that.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

166 I have a buddy who was in the clink with a Russian. The guy loved American prison and would frequently compare it favorably with Russian jail.

One thing he said was that gays in Russian prison are relentlessly tormented.

I don't think prison buttsex is really tolerated there, and I bet Ukraine is similar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (lU6Jb)

167 Nanu Nanoo got married?

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (jyInK)

168 Weasel, get it done. We can't afford for you to have a bad ankle. And think of your trees!

Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (aXucN)

169 Never Trump = Useful Idiot

Biden picks Kamala-Toe as running mate. Wins nomination and dies before election.

Winning.

Of course, I expect Trump to win but ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (vWMNq)

170 "162 Chickens are a type of weasel? This is confusing. I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 07:12 PM (UUkQp) "



Great idea !

*heads downstairs to the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve *

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (c1yAg)

171 I also expect that if things look bad in the election the left will ramp up the violence

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2019 07:07 PM (KNsKs)


I think they will ramp up the violence regardless. In part because they can't control their own crazies, even if they want to.

I look for a replay of the riots at the 1968 Democrat convention. I don't believe that there's any candidate who will satisfy all of the hard left, and the disaffected ones will riot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (d0vJg)

172 >> Weasel, get it done. We can't afford for you to have a bad ankle. And think of your trees!


He's a Weasel. He's got 5 other ankels.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (rFFy+)

173 168 Weasel, get it done. We can't afford for you to have a bad ankle. And think of your trees!
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (aXucN)
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I'll just have an admin roll me around in my office chair.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

174 168 Weasel, get it done. We can't afford for you to have a bad ankle. And think of your trees!
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 07:13 PM (aXucN)

Quit stepping on my lines.

Posted by: The Lorax at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (gQ9Ug)

175 The real expose books that will be written in the future are going to be something and may well rewrite history.

Come to think of it, if news is the first draft of history this era will have to be completely rewritten.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (xarPm)

176 I'm ready to meet force with more force. And I think you are correct.
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Speaking of which, I bought 4 100-packs of Winchester Super X .22 LR at Rural King yesterday for $5.99 each. Winchester has a rebate of $5.00 a box on 4 boxes, so the net is .01 per round.

One. Cent.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

177 Biden picks Kamala-Toe as running mate.

Nah. She's faded.

Hell, she's getting her ass kicked here in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (d0vJg)

178 https://politi.co/2Qo6NXM
*******
FEC finds fault with de Blasio's campaign finances
*******
GEEEEE Wally I wonder why he ended his campaign for the Libtard Nomination for President???

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (BqBId)

179 >>Ya think so? I think Trump and Rudy are stringing the Dem and MSM idiots along with this bogus whistleblower stunt and the libs are swallowing it hook, line and sinker. This is gonna backfire on them bigly.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

180 Wouldn't surprise me if 2020 makes 1968 look like a church picnic.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (myjNJ)

181 You can't tell me a WeaselChicken isn't a GMO.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:16 PM (gQ9Ug)

182 I don't think we have much to worry about.

So far, only one person has self immolated.

They are nowhere near riled up, yet.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:16 PM (rFFy+)

183
He's a Weasel. He's got 5 other ankels.
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A WeaselChicken with 6 legs? This creature gets stranger and stranger!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:16 PM (IDhUW)

184 180 Wouldn't surprise me if 2020 makes 1968 look like a church picnic.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (myjNJ)


Same here.

We're putting the over/under on arrests at the convention at 250.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (d0vJg)

185 183
He's a Weasel. He's got 5 other ankels.
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A WeaselChicken with 6 legs? This creature gets stranger and stranger!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:16 PM (IDhUW)

It's in the Book of Revelation.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (gQ9Ug)

186 Gonna be an early night for Trump

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (mrrpb)

187 Nah. She'll be too old and too shopworn by then, just as Biden is now. She should have run in 2016.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



You are correct, sir!

As for Biden, that Kolyma gold isn't going to dig itself.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

188 Two F-17s made a low and arcing buzz over WallyWorld parking lot today.
Beautiful.

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (8nYF9)

189 >>A WeaselChicken with 6 legs? This creature gets stranger and stranger!


It's his scent glands you have to watch out for.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (rFFy+)

190 185 183
He's a Weasel. He's got 5 other ankels.
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A WeaselChicken with 6 legs? This creature gets stranger and stranger!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:16 PM (IDhUW)

It's in the Book of Revelation.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (gQ9Ug)

We're doomed.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (myjNJ)

191 Jon Gruden sure dodged a bullet with that Antonio Brown asshole.

Posted by: JAS at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (0LxiW)

192 Undue influence is just wrong ... for Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (HTKQp)

193 I look for a replay of the riots at the 1968 Democrat convention. I don't believe that there's any candidate who will satisfy all of the hard left, and the disaffected ones will riot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (d0vJg)

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It's baked in the cake, brotha. Whatever happens, they'll flip their lids. Even if they win, but it'll be worse if they lose, which I expect will happen. I already told my boss I want the week of the election off to let the Lefties in this pit of iniquity throw their tantrum and cry themselves out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (lU6Jb)

194 why aren't you people out drinking?



Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)



Meh. I was about to go out with friends and then we all admitted we were too tired. I didn't want a drink anyway. On the couch enjoying the sound of the first rain we've had in weeks.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (TdMsT)

195 "Never Trump = Useful Idiot

Biden picks Kamala-Toe as running mate. Wins nomination and dies before election.

Winning."

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No, Warren wins the nomination and picks Biden as VP. They would have about the same chance of living to the end of the term.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (xarPm)

196 WeaselChicken with 6 legs > Jackalope

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 07:18 PM (786Ro)

197 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I know, right? Trump pretty much told them as much at today's presser, but they are blinded by hate.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (sGotD)

198 >>Ya think so? I think Trump and Rudy are stringing the Dem and MSM idiots along with this bogus whistleblower stunt and the libs are swallowing it hook, line and sinker. This is gonna backfire on them bigly.

-------

Trump may be the whistleblower. Remember that he used to pretend to be his own publicist "John Barron"

Posted by: Josephistan at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Izzlo)

199
It's in the Book of Revelation.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 07:17 PM (gQ9Ug)

Literal lol.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (IDhUW)

200 Wait, its now improper for the President to ask other countries to do something?

And somehow ILLEGAL?

When the hell did that happen?

Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

201 Meh. I was about to go out with friends and then we
all admitted we were too tired. I didn't want a drink anyway. On the
couch enjoying the sound of the first rain we've had in weeks.

Posted by: Ladyl



This is how you know you won't be 29 much longer.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

202 "There's only one way you could know that at this point. YOU are the murderer!"Unless Adela is the EMT that had to call the Coroner.

Posted by: JAS at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (0LxiW)

203 Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

So you think Trump or his associates placed the story?. Couldn't someone on the left have placed it, but Trump and Rudy still be stringing it along because it's useful?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (j0JAA)

204 Joe Biden is a fugitive from a Kindergarten for the Criminally Insane.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (jp0Bv)

205 We'll pay top dollar for chickens with six legs.

Posted by: Col Sanders at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)

206 At least Russia! was long and slow. Now they're trying to get off on real quickies.

I actually read AP on this, for a laugh. But the good part was the comments all came down to "You asshole."

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (VaN/j)

207 Drinking you say...?

Why yes.

Since about 1700 hrs.

Martinis'... of course.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (3H9h1)

208 If there are convention riots next year they will make 1968 look like that Seurat painting of the picnickers on the Grande Jatte.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (c1yAg)

209 >>Ya think so? I think Trump and Rudy are stringing the Dem and MSM idiots along with this bogus whistleblower stunt and the libs are swallowing it hook, line and sinker. This is gonna backfire on them bigly.

"The leaks are real. The news is fake."

The idea of strategic deception seems beyond most folks comprehension.
MSM would decry "Trump's Lies" if he were to set up any of the fakery the US and the Brits pulled on the Germans in WWII.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 20, 2019 07:21 PM (97clb)

210 "Her Strut" is one of my favorite tunes. I never knew it was about Jane
Fondels. I had a buddy escort her off of the base at Ft. Benning once. I
forgave her opposition to Vietnam because Barbella. She lost me on Iraq
though. My son served there.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 20, 2019 07:21 PM (A+M5E)

211 Nice Spin, MSM!


Now, you just have to hope, for this to work, that Donald Trump will lay down and play dead. Yeah, I don't buy that scenario either.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Inauguration Primal Scream Woman Tour! Hilarity Ensues! at September 20, 2019 07:21 PM (3tDBG)

212 Yes, it's a two-fer: it takes out Biden's and shifts
attention from the pending IG report. I remain a huge skeptic that the
Deep State will sacrifice Big Fry but this indicates otherwise. Always
been skeptical Biden's, a dreaded white male, would be nominated and
this confirms that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2019 07:03 PM (jlMI/)


No, the point of this op was to make any criticism of Biden's link to Ukraine off-limits. They were hoping to be able to turn this into Trump forcing Ukraine to invent crimes if Biden is ever confronted with it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 07:21 PM (rnXGe)

213 Sheena Easton's 'Strut' > Bob Seger's 'Her Strut'

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (rFFy+)

214 >>>I look for a replay of the riots at the 1968 Democrat convention. I don't believe that there's any candidate who will satisfy all of the hard left, and the disaffected ones will riot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2019 07:14 PM (d0vJg)


That will be entertaining.

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (8nYF9)

215 208 If there are convention riots next year they will make 1968 look like that Seurat painting of the picnickers on the Grande Jatte.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2019 07:20 PM (c1yAg)

If the Whole World doesn't catch fire before then, it will be Watching.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (ABjxW)

216 164 Every time they pull a ploy on Trump they expose previously unknown members of their cadre.

This is so true.

I actually have more faith that one of Wile E. Coyote's ACME gizmos will help him nab the Road Runner then I do that the Cuckstone Cops will get Trump.

What a clusterf*ck of failure. Imagine if they were tasked with protecting us from an actual enemy. Scary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (h6qXw)

217 I blame whoever the editor is. The writer is 29 and went to USC.

Poorly educated and naturally stupid is no way to go through life, she will just have to make the best of it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (NVYyb)

218 208
If there are convention riots next year they will make 1968 look like
that Seurat painting of the picnickers on the Grande Jatte.


What's your point?

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

219 >>I know, right? Trump pretty much told them as much at today's presser, but they are blinded by hate.


There's a lot more to Ukraine than just the Biden corruption. It goes right to the heart of the Russia collusion crap.

And now the media is demanding all kinds of coverage of Ukraine without realizing what they are doing. Nope, I don't think this is a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

220 In this case, WeaselChicken.
Posted by: Weasel

----

Better than Duckman - that guy was messed up.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (Y4EXg)

221 189 >>A WeaselChicken with 6 legs? This creature gets stranger and stranger!


It's his scent glands you have to watch out for.
----
So it's a WeaselChickenSkunk with 6 legs!

WeaselChickenSkunk > ManPigBear

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (IDhUW)

222 Apparently muppet sex didn't work at the box office but the movie is good for quite a few laughs.

https://youtu.be/xHKOxh_gipU

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (FhXTo)

223 After hearing Booker's reaction too this, I'm convinced that the Dem plan is to react to anything Trump might have done as if it were a scandal.

Trump got up this morning? Can you believe how corrupt this administration is?!

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (HTKQp)

224 Kameltoe is done for, it's America's mother in law, Crazy Uncle Joe isn't going to make it and Bernie is to loonie.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)

225 218 208
If there are convention riots next year they will make 1968 look like
that Seurat painting of the picnickers on the Grande Jatte.

What's your point?
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

IIRC, the policeman's job isn't to create disorder, the policeman's job is to preserve disorder.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ABjxW)

226 When the civil war starts, the first to the gallows with be the journalists. None of this would be possible without their corruption and dishonesty.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 07:24 PM (8ts9m)

227 Meh. I was about to go out with friends and then we all admitted we were too tired. I didn't want a drink anyway. On the couch enjoying the sound of the first rain we've had in weeks.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Push it towards the east - it is thundering but so far, nothing. It is drier than a popcorn fart here.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Y4EXg)

228 Trump may be the whistleblower. Remember that he used to pretend to be his own publicist "John Barron"
Posted by: Josephistan at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Izzlo)
~~~~~

Yep. This fits his M.O. to a tee.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2019 07:24 PM (sGotD)

229 225
218 208

If there are convention riots next year they will make 1968 look like

that Seurat painting of the picnickers on the Grande Jatte.



What's your point?

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)



IIRC, the policeman's job isn't to create disorder, the policeman's job is to preserve disorder.

Posted by: Roy



It was a (feeble) joke on pointillism.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

230

This is how you know you won't be 29 much longer.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)


That's for darned sure!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (TdMsT)

231
Sheena Easton's 'Strut' > Bob Seger's 'Her Strut'

>Steve Martin's King Tut

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (2tBWN)

232 NOOD chicken!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (myjNJ)

233 Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
Trey Gowdy Has Bad News For People Who Think James Comey Will Be Indicted

Trey Gowdy said Friday he doubts James Comey will be indicted as a result of an inspector general's investigation into possible FISA abuse.

7:15 PM - 20 Sep 2019



This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

234 If there are convention riots it'll definitely go worse than 68.

Say what you will about the Dalys, but they sent the CPD to bust Commie skulls and restore order.

Dem mayors in 2020 are just Antifa in silk suits, so the rioters will be given "space to destroy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (lU6Jb)

235 https://politi.co/2Qo6NXM
*******
FEC finds fault with de Blasio's campaign finances
*******
GEEEEE Wally I wonder why he ended his campaign for the Libtard Nomination for President???
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 07:15 PM (BqBId)
*************


I still want to know what happened to the 850 million in taxpayer money, his wife couldn't account for.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 07:26 PM (wiXsO)

236 NOODITY

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 07:26 PM (vWMNq)

237
It was a (feeble) joke on pointillism.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

Sorry, I didn't connect the dots on that.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 07:26 PM (ABjxW)

238 Gregg Jarrett is saying that the whistleblower statute being used here does not apply to POTUS as he's not an employee of the IC -- and that the statue doesn't apply to differences of opinion which is apparently all that's going on here.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 06:47 PM (SmXeA)


Are you suggesting I cannot get whistleblower protection for filing an IG complaint against my boss' Boss BOSS BOSS's boss's BOSS because he made an executive decision I personally don't like, oh, and sent it to others too, and "it" was classified...
..so... fucked?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

239 sock rat teese, I am having a Shiner Oktoberfest, and can state emphatically that chickens are chickens and taste like chickens. Try that with a weasel.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2019 07:28 PM (UUkQp)

240 http://bit.ly/2QkN6Qu
*******
MORE WINNING! Trump Reaches Deal to Send Asylum Seekers to El Salvador -- Goes Around Open Border Democrats

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 07:29 PM (BqBId)

241 226 When the civil war starts, the first to the gallows with be the journalists. None of this would be possible without their corruption and dishonesty.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2019 07:24 PM (8ts9m)


I agree. They have dug themselves a very, very deep hole.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

242 @212:

I don't think so, Brian. The AP story was hilarious in how it tried to avoid the substance of what would be investigated; it couldn't be done. Conceded they could think the central issue could be put off limits because they are that inept but this is Barry putting the hook to Joe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Tabvs)

243 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2019 07:22 PM (h6qXw)


Good point.
All the G men are government workers never fired people. Trump's world only the successful win.

His whole life is accomplishment of completion beginning to end. Their whole career is marking time, kissing up, and setting up dupes.

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:30 PM (8nYF9)

244 I don't think so, Brian. The AP story was hilarious
in how it tried to avoid the substance of what would be investigated; it
couldn't be done. Conceded they could think the central issue could be
put off limits because they are that inept but this is Barry putting the
hook to Joe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Tabvs)

Obama would be implicating himself though. If anything he'd be immunizing himself by making any Biden-Ukraine investigation by the media zerboten.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 07:31 PM (rnXGe)

245 @234:

That's spot on. Look for Fox reporters to be assaulted with impunity to "protect free speech."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Tabvs)

246 I heard Trump made some shady deals with Kreplachistan.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2019 07:32 PM (COzlW)

247 "The [Democrat] convention is scheduled to be held from July 13–16, 2020, at the Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee, Wisconsin." _wiki



WoHo, Wisconsin, mini Somalia, hey, no problems there. Will Wisconsin be too hot for antifa? No.

When it's hot out the sensitive are the first to go crackers. Come on Global Warming.

Posted by: Always Late at September 20, 2019 07:35 PM (8nYF9)

248 Does Ed Buck live in Schitts district?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 07:36 PM (QZCjk)

249 These Dem fuckwads are the proverbial kid who killed his parents whining because he's an orphan.

They really do want to start a shooting war.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

250 It's 1645 in AZ. Is it too early to start drinking? Asking for a bottle of Balvenie staring at me.
Oh, and F Drudge.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 20, 2019 07:43 PM (bttOm)

251
[...]

The Obamas want Kam 'n Corey. That's why Barry won't endorse his own veep and why he told Joe "You really don't have to do this, Joe." Really REALLY.

[...]

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

---

Out of such a large early field, however did they narrow it down to those two? What could possibly be the criteria?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2019 07:48 PM (t5m5e)

252 Out of such a large early field, however did they narrow it down to those two? What could possibly be the criteria?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2019 07:48 PM (t5m5e)

===
Skin color

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 08:03 PM (pw+jk)

253 I saw Jury Nullification knife a clown at Cinqo Wuerto Jr High prom. There was blueberry jam everywhere. Seeing that shit changes a man.

Posted by: Losers Mate, 4th Class at September 20, 2019 08:04 PM (OKp8N)

254 "Trump urged the Ukranians to look into a case of official corruption and unethical exertion of political pressure openly boasted of by Joe Biden himself and the guy who needs investigating is... Trump?!!?"
WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: boynsea at September 20, 2019 08:44 PM (Fks5r)

255 I hope the GOP mounts a well-organized, nationwide anti-fraud operation. I worked for the Giuliani campaign in NYC in 1992 and in the microcosm I saw a lot of (and prevented some of) the rampant shenanigans that the Dems habitually try to pull. This time you can bet it's their main strategy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 20, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)

256 no juries of scum who vote democrat. just tribunals and executions. THEN payback. alot of democrats and illegal and unwanteds are gonna die

Posted by: Christopher A Wright at September 20, 2019 10:52 PM (Pa+eu)

257 "Trump urged the Ukranians to look into a case of official corruption
and unethical exertion of political pressure openly boasted of by Joe
Biden himself and the guy who needs investigating is... Trump?!!?"
WTF is wrong with these people?
There you go. +1 !

Posted by: T.Featherstone at September 20, 2019 11:40 PM (+/4Mh)

258 no juries of scum who vote democrat. just tribunals and executions.
THEN payback. alot of democrats and illegal and unwanteds are gonna die
They really do not have any idea. The Blue hives go first. LE/3 letters won't be able to help them. People here in the S. Plains are fkg Seething. Kith and Kin man. Preps/stores often impressive. Some of them even scare me at times. Hopefully it's over quick when the music does finally stop. Looking forward to the rebuild.

Posted by: T.Featherstone at September 20, 2019 11:50 PM (+/4Mh)

259 All right Biden if Obama is so great lets see him make the sun go dim or make the tide go out You liberal Democrats talking to you is like talking to a brick wall

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 21, 2019 12:28 PM (FLiOE)

260 I have posted Biden's bragging on three different
so-called conservative web sites. All three were pulled
pending "approval".

Posted by: Figaro86 at September 22, 2019 10:14 AM (27b43)

261 George Orwell is laughing his ass off. See i told you.

Posted by: joseph dagostino at September 22, 2019 11:41 AM (3w9Fm)

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