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Epstein Accuser Virginia Guiffre: Prince Andrew Said "Thank You" For Having Sex With Him When I Was 17

What a gent. Now that's class.

Via FoxNews:

Giuffre says that night she went to a London hotspot with Maxwell, Epstein and Andrew, where the prince gave her vodka and said, "Let's dance together."

She says that at the end of the night, Maxwell told her Andrew was coming back with them back to Maxwell’s place.

"Ghislaine said he's coming back to the house and I want you do to for him what you do for Epstein," she says in the interview. "I couldn't believe it."

Giuffre says the encounter took place first in the bathroom and then the bedroom.

"He wasn’t rude or anything about it, but he said thank you – some kind of soft sentiment like that – and left.

A little tip for MI-5 -- be on the look-out for an obese, unstable woman who frequently falls down stairs and is prone to "sun-seizures," which she POWERS THROUGH.

She might be targeting a member of the royal family.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:39 PM




Comments

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1 2nd try at firstest

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

2 Who hoo, take that James

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (ZCEU2)

3 rd

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (5l6gb)

4 How soon does raimondo come over here?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (ujg0T)

5 disgusting pedos and predators

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (+72t1)

6 1
2nd try at firstest

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

Well played

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (5l6gb)

7 Top Ten? And read the content?

Posted by: FrozenTech at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (IXw8E)

8 Just like Don Lemon thinking Trudeau was just wowwwww because he apologized.

What a guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

9 "Thank You"?


Real class would have been tossing whatever lose change you have in your pocket onto the bed as you get dressed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 04:41 PM (1g7ch)

10 "Keep the tip"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (5l6gb)

11 Ugh. I don't want to know the details.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (bDqIh)

12

I can imagine the abuse these young girls were taking too. They didn't know better and they didn't know what disgusting men could be like when free to do what they want.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (vEIlU)

13 Wonder what the Queen thinks of her sons? Edwards seems to be the only normal one.

Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (a0IVu)

14 I called the corgis

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (ZCEU2)

15 Ugh. I don't want to know the details.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (bDqIh)


me either

pedos should be shot on sight

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

16 Ain't no one gonna do shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (xfb67)

17 Hang him. Again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (jYnPD)

18 So we're sticking with the story line that Prince Andrew and Trump are the only major celebrities who ever had anything to do with Jeff Epstein are we?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)

19 This thing with get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky if we live through it.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (hKzBJ)

20 *hic* My condolences to the House of Windsor and people of the British Commonwealth. The loss of Andrew hurts us all.

**Huma climbs the exoskeleton and whispers in ear**

WHAT THE ***ING F*CK OF ALL ***ING ****ERS ?!!? HE'S STILL ALIVE ???

Posted by: Hillary! at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (786Ro)

21 "12 is the new 18, especially if you are in an animal costume." -- Robert Furry "Beta" O'Rourke 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (7O3zK)

22 Very pretty girl, make one wonder if their wrecked now

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)

23 Prima nocta assholes

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (nFwvY)

24 "Thank You"?


Real class would have been tossing whatever lose change you have in your pocket onto the bed as you get dressed.
======
Naw, fruit basket.

Posted by: Jeter, Derek at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (joJ8R)

25 Trump should ask BoJo to offer Randy Andy a sweetheart plea deal for testimony against the Clintons... just so I can be treated to the spectacle of Hillary blatantly murdering a member of the House of Windsor and getting away with that, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

26 Those Brits got manners, if nothing else!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (so+oy)

27 Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Winger at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (gQ9Ug)

28 He earned the nick of Randy Andy

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (T9rmq)

29 pedos should be shot on sight

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

drawn and quartered.

Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (a0IVu)

30 Prince Andrew Gentleman Rapist. The Royals have such good breeding.

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (qKPUy)

31 23
Prima nocta assholes

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (nFwvY)

Jokes on you, perv.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (jYnPD)

32 4
How soon does raimondo come over here?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 04:40 PM (ujg0T)

_________


Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (7O3zK)

33 The English royal family are all in bred syphilitics.

The girl needs to go see a doctor and get checked ASAP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2019 04:46 PM (Z+IKu)

34 You'd think a prince would have a man with responsibility to procure women for him, while ensuring they are clean and will not make trouble if impregnated.

In an earlier generation perhaps Prince Andrew would have gone all Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

35 19
This thing with get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky if we live through it.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (hKzBJ)
(Slings her paratrooper bandolier of 9mm ammo mags across her chest, tucking her Sten gun firmly under her right arm.)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG)

36 I JUST learned, from standing in line in the grocery store, that the Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly Parton's boobs are killing her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

37 True Story - when I was in high school in the 70's, Randy Andy had been shipped to Canada to attend private school. One of his classmates was booted for bad behaviour and ended up at my public high school. He had lots of stories about Randy Andy and how he was a complete drunken perv 24/7, much worse than this guy who got expelled

Posted by: Greg61 at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (sxTSB)

38 I called the corgis
Posted by: Skip
.......

How appropriate for a House of Windsor story!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (so+oy)

39 When does that Maxwell broad get slapped into leg irons and brought to justice?

And can this young lady sue Randy Andy and the rest of those worthless leaches that call themselves the Royal Family?

Posted by: Boots at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (oGBso)

40 36 I JUST learned, from standing in line in the grocery store, that the Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly Parton's boobs are killing her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

Dolly had a boob reduction surgery, didn't she?

Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

41 Well, a gentleman always thanks the underage prostitute supplied to him by an extortionist. Shows breeding.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (RD7QR)

42 If she brought him drinks, then he should tip the waitress.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (mvUP9)

43 raimondo has been showing up late ONT lately

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (ZCEU2)

44 Doesn't the house of Windsor have maids and servant girls for the prince to shag?

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

45 alexsalvinews's avatar
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
14m
#NEW: The New England Patriots released Antonio Brown on Friday following sexual assault accusations against the wide receiver: "We feel that it is best to move in a different direction at this time."
******
Even The CHEATriots dumped him

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)

46 the prince gave her vodka and said, "Let's dance together."


And if this move doesn't work on her, I'll just have Ghislaine do Plan B.

Posted by: Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:49 PM (786Ro)

47 23
Prima nocta assholes

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (nFwvY)

________


I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at that. Thanks a lot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (7O3zK)

48 Fancy a shag?

Posted by: Prince Austin Powers Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (joJ8R)

49
I wonder how many current members of the British Royal family have acute porphyria. I'm betting at least one. Probably Charles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)

50 I've always believed the royal bastards are the only healthy ones in the family line.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

51 Trump should ask BoJo to offer Randy Andy a sweetheart plea deal for testimony against the Clintons... just so I can be treated to the spectacle of Hillary blatantly murdering a member of the House of Windsor and getting away with that, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)


In that case, just 'leak' that an agreement has been made.
No offer need be made.

And with all the experienced retired SAS guys with some love of old England would make she doesn't get away with it.

Yeah, I think it's worth a leak.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1g7ch)

52 alexsalvinews's avatar
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
14m
#NEW: The New England Patriots released Antonio Brown on Friday following sexual assault accusations against the wide receiver: "We feel that it is best to move in a different direction at this time."
******
Even The CHEATriots dumped him
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
............

He went cheap. He shoulda settled with that extortionist.

Never go cheap..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (so+oy)

53 A "thank you" is polite. Sometimes a card is nice, too.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (MVjcR)

54 Hey ace! I also shit my pants!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (GP3/4)

55 Lol, the little prince got some underage strange. I'm sure he'll make sue Hillary's minions have the passports revoked.

Posted by: Gmac- I didn't do it but the Prince did at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (WQf5f)

56 Ugh. I hope all those people who filed suits against Epstein (and now have to refile against the executors of his will) are also filing against Ghislaine Maxwell. Talk about aiding and abetting. And recruiting. She's a slimy ghoul.

Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (aXucN)

57 My gut feeling is that the 'royal' family will be gone within 50 years or so - especially if the islamification of GB continues unabated. A grand Imam will rule.

Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

58 She's a slimy ghoul.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (aXucN)

--------

Chip off the old, spooky block, that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

59 (Slings her paratrooper bandolier of 9mm ammo mags across her chest, tucking her Sten gun firmly under her right arm.)
Posted by: DamnedYankee



https://tinyurl.com/y3qe5swp

Posted by: Miklos, visualizing at September 20, 2019 04:52 PM (QzkSJ)

60
"Beat Me Daddy Eight to the Bar" is a song, not a job description.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)

61 raimondo has been showing up late ONT lately
Posted by: Skip


He dropped his watch in the toilet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2019 04:52 PM (vcOmj)

62 She's a slimy ghoul.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:51 PM (aXucN)


But she's a fun ghoul...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

63 My gut feeling is that the 'royal' family will be gone within 50 years or so - especially if the islamification of GB continues unabated. A grand Imam will rule.

--

I do think their days are numbered due to what's been done demographically to that country.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (JoUsr)

64 Was it at the number 6 dance?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (GP3/4)

65 I know we think the Clintons have superhuman espionage skills, but this is a friendly reminder that even Princesses can have "accidents."

Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (pj40n)

66 A "thank you" is polite. Sometimes a card is nice, too.
Posted by: Weasel


Well, he seems nice enough....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (vcOmj)

67 A dozen red roses and some skittles and dank would have been nice too.

Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Y274z)

68 It's another reminder that our elites are kindred spirits with our dregs, the only difference being the elites have more money.

The middle class bougies to use the AOC term, are the ones who do the hard work of maintaining civil society. We go to work, pay the taxes, supply the military with ourselves and our children, live responsibly, save for a rainy day, etc. etc.

Posted by: Boots at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (oGBso)

69 Every two or three generations families with claims to the throne should have a full contact battle royale with the survivor taking the throne.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

70 #NEW: The New England Patriots released Antonio Brown on Friday following sexual assault accusations against the wide receiver: "We feel that it is best to move in a different direction at this time."


Swell. NFL teams use the same language when dumping a player in legal trouble that hiring managers use on me when I get rejected after a job interview.
sigh

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (786Ro)

71 So is she claiming she was a captive sex slave or admitting she was a well compensated prostitute?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (lQSMb)

72 On the plus side she was not related.

Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (Izot6)

73 I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not RUDE!

Posted by: Price Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (tVQUs)

74 He dropped his watch in the toilet.

A time tunnel !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (arJlL)

75 /sigh

My speling is the suxor.

Hills passport and her minions get revoked, then again maybe the Queen will do it to erase the stain.

Posted by: Gmac- I didn't do it but the Prince did at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (WQf5f)

76


At least she didn't get the Ed Buck treatment.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (CEmDw)

77 Lie back and think of England, dearie.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (hdzef)

78 Most states, the age of consent is 17.

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Cssks)

79 73 I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not RUDE!
Posted by: Price Andrew at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (tVQUs)


I say, may I ram my hampton into your bum with all speed, what-what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (zBaqJ)

80 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vkS2Z)

81 At my high school, the chemistry teacher openly, unapologetically and aggressively pursued and successfully seduced dozens of 10th and 11th grade girls every year. It wasn't even "an open secret," because it wasn't even a secret at all. The other teachers often joked about it to new students: "Any girls here taking chemistry this year?" A few hands are raised in the back of the class. "Well, brace yourself for Mr. [chemistry teacher] -- he likes 'em young!" (Everybody laughs, including teacher.)

Nothing ever happened to him. No charges, no recriminations, no #MeToo, no nothin'. The administration loved him. Did it for years and years and years -- ten years after I graduated, he STILL was notorious for going after 15-year-olds. I personally knew five different girls that had sex with him. He basically advertised himself as, "Want to lose your virginity? I'm your guy. Office hours, after school."

Unthinkable in the modern era.

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)

82 So Robin Leach is going to do an episode on this encounter in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I can't wait for that.

Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (Y274z)

83 69 Every two or three generations families with claims to the throne should have a full contact battle royale with the survivor taking the throne.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

What if I identify as having a claim to the throne?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (k76MH)

84 72 On the plus side she was not related.
Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 04:54 PM (Izot6)


"Hey, I resemble that remark!"

- - Ilhan's brother husband brother husband, for this week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (zBaqJ)

85 Most states, the age of consent is 17.
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Cssks)

This was in England where I believe it's even lower.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (lQSMb)

86 Is this the point at which "sophisticated Europeans" start lecturing us Americans about how backwards and stuffy we are about sex? Because that's what usually happens next in these scenarios.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (kHPHH)

87 80
She was 17 - not 5.


She was 15 when her "training" began. Age of consent in Florida is 16, I believe.

There were younger kids involved as well.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (vWMNq)

88 Unthinkable in the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)
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zombie, I don't know how old you are, but I'm old enough that it was unthinkable in my era too.

Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (aXucN)

89 15 is almost 17 so no biggie.

Posted by: sayitaintso at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (Izot6)

90 78
Most states, the age of consent is 17.

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Cssks)
I think Epstein got it lowered to 12 on his island.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)

91 80 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vkS2Z)


"Amen!"

- - The Profit Mohammered

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

92 Most states, the age of consent is 17.
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Cssks)

Most people live in States where it's 18.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (tVQUs)

93 83 69 Every two or three generations families with claims to the throne should have a full contact battle royale with the survivor taking the throne.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

What if I identify as having a claim to the throne?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (k76MH)

The more the merrier.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

94

I can imagine the abuse these young girls were taking too. They didn't know better and they didn't know what disgusting men could be like when free to do what they want.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 20, 2019 04:42 PM (vEIlU)

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What is even worse is the treatment of girls (and boys) world wide that are bought, sold, and turned out to be common whores.

Posted by: Sex Always Sells at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (+0uDE)

95
zombie, I don't know how old you are, but I'm old enough that it was unthinkable in my era too.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (aXucN

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Well, TBF, you're not from Gomorrah on the Bay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

96 Age of consent in England is 16.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (GP3/4)

97
What is this, the if-there's-grass-on-the-field-play-ball mutual admiration society?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

98 raimondo has been showing up late ONT lately
Posted by: Skip


He dropped his watch in the toilet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


"Dropped"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 04:58 PM (v2wun)

99 In England, the age of consent is 16... and has been since 1885 when they raised it from 13!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 04:58 PM (so+oy)

100 Age of consent in UK is like 16, I think. Or would have been back then at least. Not that it makes such things moral in my book, but probably wasn't illegal.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 20, 2019 04:58 PM (hdzef)

101
"She was just 17,
and you know what I mean...


- - Fifth Third Beatle, Andy Windsor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

102 zombie, I don't know how old you are, but I'm old enough that it was unthinkable in my era too.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (aXucN

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Well, TBF, you're not from Gomorrah on the Bay.
=======
At this point I suspect Zombie went to high school in SA, or maybe Uganda.

Posted by: wtaf at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (hKzBJ)

103 85 This was in England where I believe it's even lower.


Andrew was involved with Epstein in NY city, Scotland, Pedo Island ... and probably Florida as well.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (vWMNq)

104 WSJ has the details on the Ukraine call. Trump asked the Ukraine pres to investigate Bidens son 8 times in the call here was no quid pro quo offer. This is about to blow up on Biden a lot more than Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (CQ3Qb)

105 Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)

106 so Robin Leach is going to do an episode on this encounter in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I can't wait for that.


Via a seance? (RL has been dead for over a year)

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (lD3vL)

107 82 tora

I'm pretty sure Robin Leach won't be doing a Lifestyles episode about Andrew, for the reason that Robin is pushing up daisies.

...although maybe if they offered him more money.

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (Cssks)

108 22 Very pretty girl, make one wonder if their wrecked now
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)

Nah, I'm sure she's still a pretty decent lay.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (+ueRI)

109 Play Ball!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (GP3/4)

110 Henry VII's mum (Lady Margaret Beaufort) was 13 when she birthed him.

Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (Y274z)

111 Was it at the number 6 dance?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 04:53 PM (GP3/4)




Everything was okay until Rover showed up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (mpeBU)

112 105 Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)


Hilary on 9/11/16.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

113 Look what happened to me when I was schtuppin' that muslim.

Posted by: Zombie Diana at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

114
Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)

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When Clinton went all bag-of-potatoes on 9/11, and blamed it on the blazing September heat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (AzW6q)

115 110 Henry VII's mum (Lady Margaret Beaufort) was 13 when she birthed him.
Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (Y274z)


"I don't know nuthin bout birthings no 'enerys Miss Scarlett"

- - Butterfly the Queen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

116 I JUST learned, from standing in line in the grocery store, that the Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly Parton's boobs are killing her.


Dolly Parton's boobs are killing the Queen? What a way to go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (FNXDu)

117 97


What is this, the if-there's-grass-on-the-field-play-ball mutual admiration society?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)
No I think we're lamenting the low point where we're allowed to tie people to a limb and horsewhip the living shit out of them.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (37IEG)

118 BTW, "age of consent" doesn't mean shit if the victim in question has no ability to grant or deny consent, as she clearly didn't. In other words, arguments about statutory rape are meaningless where rape-rape is concerned.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (kHPHH)

119 112 105 Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)


Hilary on 9/11/16.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

some bollard did something

Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (nFwvY)

120 Unthinkable in the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)

Also unthinkable in most of the country outside of San Fran.

Oh, I'm sure teachers hit on their students everywhere. But in most places, even in the '70's, it would not have been openly joked about and celebrated.

My sister went to school with someone who married her chemistry teacher 2 months after she graduated from HS. Nobody knew they were seeing each other. Everyone's reaction was "Yuck! He's OLD!!!" (He was about 30.)

They are still married.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (d6Ksn)

121 Well at leest Prince Randy thanksed Ms Giuffre for the pleasure of her company UNLIKE Trumpf who would just grabs her by the coochy and take her pancakes!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginsteinn of East Brattleboro at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)

122 Dolly had a boob reduction surgery, didn't she?
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)



To quote the woman herself, "I'm a show pony, and when something is dragging and sagging and bagging I will get it lifted and tucked and pulled."

She has always naturally had "big uns", in her own words.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

123 I want you do to for him what you do for Epstein.
I ended up giving him a blowie because there wasn't a glass coffee table to give him a Cincinnati Hotplate.

Posted by: Virginia Guiffre at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (WrMOC)

124 bag-of-potatoes

snicker

Posted by: sayitaintso at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (Izot6)

125 Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (vWMNq)

Well when those specifics are posted I guess we will discuss that too. Right now the post is about this 17 year old who claims to have had sex with Prince Andrew in England.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (lQSMb)

126 At my high school, the chemistry teacher openly, unapologetically and aggressively pursued and successfully seduced dozens of 10th and 11th grade girls every year. It wasn't even "an open secret," because it wasn't even a secret at all. The other teachers often joked about it to new students: "Any girls here taking chemistry this year?" A few hands are raised in the back of the class. "Well, brace yourself for Mr. [chemistry teacher] -- he likes 'em young!" (Everybody laughs, including teacher.)

Nothing ever happened to him. No charges, no recriminations, no #MeToo, no nothin'. The administration loved him. Did it for years and years and years -- ten years after I graduated, he STILL was notorious for going after 15-year-olds. I personally knew five different girls that had sex with him. He basically advertised himself as, "Want to lose your virginity? I'm your guy. Office hours, after school."

Unthinkable in the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)

Jesus, what school did you go to and are they still hiring?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:02 PM (+ueRI)

127 Cincinnati Hotplate

not googling that.

Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 05:02 PM (Izot6)

128 123 I want you do to for him what you do for Epstein.
I ended up giving him a blowie because there wasn't a glass coffee table to give him a Cincinnati Hotplate.
Posted by: Virginia Guiffre at September 20, 2019 05:01 PM (WrMOC)

Nope, nope, nope, not looking it up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 05:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

129 114
Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)

---------

When Clinton went all bag-of-potatoes on 9/11, and blamed it on the blazing September heat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (AzW6q)


It was 80 degrees that morning in NYC. I literally just looked up the temp for that day.

Link: https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/new-york/historic?month=9&year=2016

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:02 PM (zBaqJ)

130 Better than leaving her hanging in a tree


Old joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (85Gof)

131 The age of consent in the UK has been 16 since 1885.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wiXsO)

132 Cincinnati Hotplate?

I think some of you are just thinking up clever names for non-existent perversions.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (YslsA)

133 The Queen is not pleased.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

134 119 112 105 Sorry... Could someone explain the sun seizure reference. Thanks
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 04:59 PM (LOOYt)


Hilary on 9/11/16.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

some bollard did something
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (nFwvY)

Hey, won't you play,
another, some bollard done somebody wrong SCHLONG...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

135 The age of consent in the UK has been 16 since 1885.
=======
Backwards troglodytes!

Posted by: FWANCE at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (hKzBJ)

136 The Queen is not amused.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (YslsA)

137 Cincinnati Hotplate is a new one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (GP3/4)

138 Kids given excused absence to attend bullshit climate rally?


No wonder the japs Chicoms and Indians are kicking our asses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (85Gof)

139 I JUST learned, from standing in line in the
grocery store, that the Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly
Parton's boobs are killing her.





Dolly Parton's boobs are killing the Queen? What a way to go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (FNXDu)

Sexbots! Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

140 It was 80 degrees that morning in NYC. I literally just looked up the temp for that day.



heat index of 140 if you have 8 inches of blubber on

Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (nFwvY)

141 131
The age of consent in the UK has been 16 since 1885.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wiXsO)

Wow, so the girl would be exactly 150 years old now. Gross.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

142 125 Well when those specifics are posted


The story was written up in the daily-mail several years ago. Ann Coulter has been on this since the original case in Florida (2006 or 2007).

Ace will be a long time catching up if he's going to post everything about it.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (vWMNq)

143 Cincy Hotplate is a Cleveland steamer without the mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (GP3/4)

144 She persisted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (2qPhT)

145 What's the age of prostitution/pimping in England?

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)

146 141 131
The age of consent in the UK has been 16 since 1885.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 05:03 PM (wiXsO)

Wow, so the girl would be exactly 150 years old now. Gross.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (CQ3Qb)


"Feh!"

- - What's left of Helen Thomas' maggots and worms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)

147 At my high school, the chemistry teacher openly, unapologetically and aggressively pursued and successfully seduced dozens of 10th and 11th grade girls every year. It wasn't even "an open secret," because it wasn't even a secret at all. The other teachers often joked about it to new students: "Any girls here taking chemistry this year?" A few hands are raised in the back of the class. "Well, brace yourself for Mr. [chemistry teacher] -- he likes 'em young!" (Everybody laughs, including teacher.)

Nothing ever happened to him. No charges, no recriminations, no #MeToo, no nothin'.

+++++++

In the old days, he'd have wound up in a vat of acid. Now days? Nothing.

And people wonder why it's happening so frequently. No consequences.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (NNh6R)

148 Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)

When I was in HS in 1971 there was a teacher and cheerleader who were having an affair. He was married. It wasn't a secret to anyone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

149 yes, the least productive people on the planet are on "strike" today.

that's not how any of this works.

Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

150 145 What's the age of prostitution/pimping in England?
Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)


I think that was between 1957 and 1985.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

151 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.


Right. It's the difference between icky and burn in hell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (FNXDu)

152 Nope, nope, nope, not looking it up.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 05:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

It's kind of like a Cleveland Steamer but with a glass table between the participants.

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (+ueRI)

153 Come out Virginia
Don't make me wait
You 12 year-old girls
Start much too late

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ZYB2s)

154 BTW, "age of consent" doesn't mean shit if the victim in question has no ability to grant or deny consent, as she clearly didn't. In other words, arguments about statutory rape are meaningless where rape-rape is concerned.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
............
"clearly"? No.. I don't think so.. you don't go out clubbing and partying under duress. You have every opportunity to just leave and seek out a cop.

Yes.. I know there is mental subjugation.. but nothing about this case is "clear". We only have her word for it.

She looks like she's pretty much enjoying herself in a lot of those pictures.

That doesn't take away what a horrendous man Epstein was or his pimp who procured the little girls... a ghoiul as someone said up thread.. but by the time she was 17, she may have become accustomed to the lifestlye.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 05:07 PM (so+oy)

155 Thank you?

Jeebus. At least act like you've been there before.

/s

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)

156 I thought a Cincinnati Hotplate was chili on spaghetti!

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (786Ro)

157
It's odd that the Cincinnati Hotplate comes up now, since we were talking about Danny Thomas earlier, who was reportedly into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

158 Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Q3dyo)


That's unbelievable, zombie. In the sense of I don't believe you, as I don't about so many things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (FNXDu)

159 Sos I tells the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

160 And I thought Cincinnati chili was bad enough.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (kHPHH)

161 Well, the loons are assembling at Area 51. There's a picture at Daily Mail of a little kid with a tin foil hat, LOL.

I think his parents are crazy for bringing him there, by the way.

Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (aXucN)

162 Cincinnati Hotplate...It's kind of like a Cleveland Steamer but with a glass table between the participants.

What in Hell is wrong with you depraved perverts in Ohio that are in to shit fetishes?

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (lD3vL)

163 137 Cincinnati Hotplate is a new one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (GP3/4)

Is that like a Toledo Toaster?

Posted by: Sex Always Sells at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (+0uDE)

164 Thank you?

Jeebus. At least act like you've been there before.

/s
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)

Every character ever played by Hugh Grant.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (lQSMb)

165 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vkS2Z)

She also joined Maxwell in recruiting fresh meat for Epstein and his pedo clients.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (RcK/E)

166 80 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 20, 2019 04:55 PM (vkS2Z)



THIS. As wrong as underage is, there is a vast ocean of difference between a Traci Lords "But Officer, she said she was 18!" situation, and a clearly prepubescent child. The latter deserve death, the former, well, some kind of punishment but nowhere near that.

I am more concerned about these girls being basically held captive. That seems far worse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (ujg0T)

167 If you've got the money honey, I've got the time.

Posted by: Virginia Guiffre Frizzell at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (4bd7D)

168 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (FNXDu)

Heh

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (lQSMb)

169 What's the age of prostitution/pimping in England?
Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)


I think that was between 1957 and 1985.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM



Those were the days!
-- Zombie John Profumo

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)

170 Well, the loons are assembling at Area 51. There's a picture at Daily Mail of a little kid with a tin foil hat, LOL.



I think his parents are crazy for bringing him there, by the way.



Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (aXucN)


The mayor of the little town where they're gathering said they only have 500 portapotties and everyone had better bring plenty of water.

A portapotty in that heat? I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

171 158 In the sense of I don't believe you


I believe everything Zombie says. In some cases she has pictures. She's usually correct and she's always entertaining.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:10 PM (vWMNq)

172 I am more concerned about these girls being basically held captive. That seems far worse.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:09 PM (ujg0T

Most definitely.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:10 PM (lQSMb)

173 Must be a lot of Germans in Ohio.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 20, 2019 05:11 PM (kHPHH)

174 Wonder what the Queen thinks of her sons? Edwards seems to be the only normal one.
Posted by: IC

I think there is a good reason why she has held on to the throne for so long. She must look at her sons and think "What a bunch of wankers!" Don't know about Edward.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:11 PM (oiNtH)

175

So is she claiming she was a captive sex slave or admitting she was a well compensated prostitute?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


When she is turned to prostitution at age 15 or 16 and shipped to England to service a member of the royal fucking family, I don't think you get to assuage your shriveled, anemic conscience by calling her a whore.

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:11 PM (w+Z9D)

176 I believe everything Zombie says. In some cases she has pictures. She's usually correct and she's always entertaining.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:10 PM (vWMNq)

SHE TOLD ME SHE BURNED ALL THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie's High School Chemistry Teacher at September 20, 2019 05:12 PM (+ueRI)

177 A portapotty in that heat? I can't even.


I guess that is where the Cincinnati hotplate or Cleveland steamer come in.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 20, 2019 05:12 PM (lD3vL)

178 What in Hell is wrong with you depraved perverts in Ohio that are in to shit fetishes?

It probably has something to do with their bizarre religion that involves worshiping a tree nut.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 05:12 PM (wCmLp)

179 161 Well, the loons are assembling at Area 51. There's a picture at Daily Mail of a little kid with a tin foil hat, LOL.

I think his parents are crazy for bringing him there, by the way.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (aXucN)



If only the TV show "Punk'd" was still on. This would have been fodder for many episodes and not just one.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:13 PM (ujg0T)

180 For what it's worth, my parents tell me that SF was a morally bankrupt pit of depravity in the 70s. And they were hippies, fer cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:13 PM (AzW6q)

181 Cincinnati Hotplate is a new one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 05:04 PM (GP3/4)

Is that like a Toledo Toaster?

Posted by: Sex Always Sells
---------

Chesterfield Sofa.

Buckeye Chicken

Posted by: Virginia Guiffre Frizzell at September 20, 2019 05:13 PM (4bd7D)

182 Yes.. I know there is mental subjugation.. but nothing about this case is "clear". We only have her word for it.

She looks like she's pretty much enjoying herself in a lot of those pictures.

That doesn't take away what a horrendous man Epstein was or his pimp who procured the little girls... a ghoiul as someone said up thread.. but by the time she was 17, she may have become accustomed to the lifestlye.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 05:07 PM (so+oy)

-------

It sounds like you are describing Hollywood and the celebrity lifestyle.

Posted by: Sex Always Sells at September 20, 2019 05:13 PM (+0uDE)

183 I think there is a good reason why she has held on to the throne for so long. She must look at her sons and think "What a bunch of wankers!" Don't know about Edward.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:11 PM (oiNtH)



When William and Kate were expecting their first, the line of succession was changed to first born, not first born son. The rumor is that the agreement to do that was Charles would abdicate in favor of William when Her Madge dies.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2019 05:13 PM (GbPPJ)

184 I believe everything Zombie says. In some cases she has pictures.


She? Oh you sweet child.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (FNXDu)

185 A portapotty in that heat? I can't even.


I guess that is where the Cincinnati hotplate or Cleveland steamer come in.



THE POOP IS OUT THERE
-- Special Agent Fox Mulder

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (786Ro)

186 Most states, the age of consent is 17.
====

It's 16 in UK.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (JcXHH)

187 By the by, the patriots had enough and showed Antonio the idiot brown the door.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (85Gof)

188 For what it's worth, my parents tell me that SF was a morally bankrupt pit of depravity in the 70s. And they were hippies, fer cryin' out loud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
--------

60's onward.

Posted by: Virginia Guiffre Frizzell at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (4bd7D)

189 By the way, is Zombie confirmed for female?

I remember back when there was still speculation about her. I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude because of the Folsom Street Fair photo essay.

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (+ueRI)

190 Ever wonder why MI-5 would cooperate with the attempted Trump coup ?


Wonder no more. This shit was never supposed to see the light of day.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:15 PM (rvtDF)

191 yes, the least productive people on the planet are on "strike" today.

that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)



Yeah, this is essentially their hobby.

Look at them. They're having fun and marching with puppets and laughing and hooking up.

All of them are living on Daddy's money or Uncle Sam's money or welfare or their union is paying them to be there.

And they'll all go home and feel all virtuous cuz they made a difference!!111!!!!1111!!!i while not making a difference at all.

Except for the tons of garbage they spewed around during their lame-ass strike.

They all need a one-way ticket to Zimbabwe or some such place to enjoy the joys of non-western society.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2019 05:15 PM (n8Jib)

192 That's unbelievable, zombie. In the sense of I don't believe you, as I don't about so many things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Not so fast. Back in Junior High in the '70's, there was a female teacher who was notorious for boinking boys on the football team. I know this as one was my brother. She was married. She should have been arrested and strung up but nothing ever happened to her.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:15 PM (oiNtH)

193 anyone know what the age of consent was in England back then?

asking for a friend...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (makEl)

194 All child molesters are polite.
Even when they bump into you or slice your throat, they say:
Sorry.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (9PtLS)

195

It's 16 in UK.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Hell, it's 12 in Angola, champ. Go take some 8th graders over there. You can be king perv!

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (w+Z9D)

196 116
I JUST learned, from standing in line in the grocery store, that the
Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly Parton's boobs are
killing her.





Dolly Parton's boobs are killing the Queen? What a way to go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (FNXDu)

________


LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (7O3zK)

197 This shit really makes me sad.

The ability of these girls to ever really understand the warm, caring, loving touch of a man has forever been taken from them. They will never feel protected or adored or cherished. It's heartbreaking.

Any man who does this to a child, and YES, 15-17 yo girls are CHILDREN, should rot in hell for all of eternity.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

198 All child molesters are polite.
Even when they bump into you or slice your throat, they say:
Sorry.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2019 05:16 PM (9PtLS)



Seventeen in not a child. Seventeen is also over the age of consent in the UK.

She may have been pimped out, but this is not pedophilia by any possible definition.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2019 05:17 PM (GbPPJ)

199 178 What in Hell is wrong with you depraved perverts in Ohio that are in to shit fetishes?

It probably has something to do with their bizarre religion that involves worshiping a tree nut.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 05:12 PM (wCmLp)


Go Bucks!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2019 05:17 PM (TdMsT)

200 She should have been arrested and strung up but nothing ever happened to her.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:15 PM (oiNtH)

I am pretty sure some stuff happened to her.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 05:17 PM (jYnPD)

201 I am pretty sure some stuff happened to her.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 05:17 PM (jYnPD)

Bukkake?

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:18 PM (+ueRI)

202 189 By the way, is Zombie confirmed for female?

I remember back when there was still speculation about her. I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude because of the Folsom Street Fair photo essay.
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (+ueRI)



If she is, I'd buy her a drink. I think it's harder for women to do that kind of investigative photojournalism than for men.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:18 PM (ujg0T)

203 The rumor is that the agreement to do that was Charles would abdicate in favor of William when Her Madge dies.
Posted by: alexthechick

Much better choice as Charles is a loon.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)

204 there's a lot of 17 year old women out there who would love being a billionaire's "sex slave" - wearing nice clothes, jetting around the world, dining and dancing at the hottest boites, sleeping with princes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (Pg+x7)

205 Oh shit, it's back and stupider than ever.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (oiNtH)

206 Charles is keeping the Queen alive. But don't worry; he can't live forever.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (QE8X6)

207 Much better choice as Charles is a loon.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)


Let he who has never fantasized about being a human tampon cast the first stone.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (rvtDF)

208 Much better choice as Charles is a loon.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)


Charles does have the backing of Big Tampon, and they can still pull a lot of strings for him

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 05:20 PM (ZYB2s)

209 Still projecting, Kurt? Like the *real* collusion with foreign agents, this is ALL on the Demunist Commiecrats.

Of course Donald Trump knew who Mr. Epstein was. NYC finance is a small world. But The Donald had Epstein barred from his establishments.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (ujg0T)

210 Let he who has never fantasized about being a human tampon cast the first stone.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (rvtDF)

I got the wheelbarrow full of rocks, now who should I hit first?

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (+ueRI)

211 By the way, is Zombie confirmed for female?

I remember back when there was still speculation about her. I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude because of the Folsom Street Fair photo essay.
Posted by: Robert


No one is sure and that's the way it's supposed to stay. Zombie is deep cover behind enemy lines.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (NNh6R)

212 Epstein's death: A pear shaped woman in a pant suit was seen fleeing the scene.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (oyGLF)

213 ... rather than wearing clothes from kmart, eating at macdonalds and sleeping with the shlub from social studies.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (Pg+x7)

214
zombie is a girl. This has been known for a long time.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (2tBWN)

215 Not so fast. Back in Junior High in the '70's, there was a female teacher who was notorious for boinking boys on the football team. I know this as one was my brother. She was married. She should have been arrested and strung up but nothing ever happened to her.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2019 05:15 PM (oiNtH)



You know, feminist rhetoric notwithstanding, young men and young women are in fact *different*, and situations like this illustrate it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (ujg0T)

216 Is Zombie by any chance the chemistry teacher? Remember, no one has ever seen them in the same room together.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (QE8X6)

217 No one is sure and that's the way it's supposed to stay. Zombie is deep cover behind enemy lines.

Posted by: rickb223


agreed. a little respect please

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (d7Ww2)

218
No one is sure and that's the way it's supposed to stay. Zombie is deep cover behind enemy lines.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (NNh6R)

Being gender fluid... gender ambiguous... gender neutral? Idk, one of the 83 genders is helpful for this purpose.

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 05:23 PM (Wj9tV)

219

Seventeen in not a child. Seventeen is also over the age of consent in the UK.

She may have been pimped out, but this is not pedophilia by any possible definition.
Posted by: alexthechick


Not pedophilia, but ephebophilia, certainly at Randy Andy's age. When your age is more than 2x the person you are fucking, and the first digit of their (2 digit) age begins with a 1, you are a fucking cretin. And sexual predator. Fucking even legal teenagers of any sort once you are over the age of say, 26, means you have something unbalanced in the head.

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:23 PM (w+Z9D)

220 Ever wonder why MI-5 would cooperate with the attempted Trump coup ?

--------

It goes back beyond that.

Anyone remember Gareth Williams? He was an MI-6 agent.

Back in 2010 he hacked the Clintons (presumably he was doing a favor for a spy friend, to get a guestlist for a party they were throwing, but G-d only knows what else he found).

They found him dead, stuffed in a gymbag in the bathtub of an MI-6 safehouse, with all evidence wiped clean.

The case remains unsolved, though Metro police concluded - get this - that it was a "probable accident."

The Clintons were able to get the Brits to either ice one of their own, or look the other way when someone else did it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

221 Epstein's death: A pear shaped woman in a pant suit was seen fleeing the scene.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:21 PM (oyGLF)


The only thing that drunk bitch is fleeing is a shower and a pot of coffee.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:23 PM (rvtDF)

222 Patriots released Antonio Brown

Ooopsie!

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2019 05:23 PM (FhXTo)

223 By the by, the patriots had enough and showed Antonio the idiot brown the door.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (85Gof)


When Father Flanagan Hoody kicks you out of New England Boys Town, you've officially hit rock bottom.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 05:24 PM (y7DUB)

224
I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude..

This is an absurd speculation offered by one person, our resident expert in homos.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:24 PM (2tBWN)

225 The Columbus Crockpot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:24 PM (oyGLF)

226 Anyone know what the age of consent in the UK is?

I have a hard time believing this, the guy wouldn't even have a drink in public in the early 90s, and he knew anything he did would hit the papers. Even a bad check flight made it into the papers, he couldn't trust anyone to keep their mouths shut. But he's gonna knowingly mess around with an underage woman?

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (xGZ+b)

227
I think anyone here will consider their particular 17 year old still a child.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (2tBWN)

228 224
I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude..

This is an absurd speculation offered by one person, our resident expert in homos.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:24 PM (2tBWN)

Kurt? Raimondo? C'mon you're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (Wj9tV)

229
They found him dead, stuffed in a gymbag in the bathtub of an MI-6 safehouse, with all evidence wiped clean.

Was he a midget?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

230 Give her something? Bloody Hell, I gave her the Herp. Isn't that enough?

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (Jj+59)

231 Zombie is deep cover behind enemy lines.


Bullshit. Zombie has posted photographs taken from eye level and no more than 10 feet away of public sex between men. There is nothing undercover about standing in a public space openly photographing an activity.

If s/he/it needed anonymity that wouldn't happen. If it did.

My correspondent from the gay porn world (you would know her by her height and zaftigness) says that some of s/he/its pictures have been stills from porns.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:26 PM (FNXDu)

232 Given the Working Family Party's endorsement of Elizabeth Warren, Bernie is going to have an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (DMUuz)

233 Pats cut AB.


Fuckin lol.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (tH5fk)

234 zombie is a girl. This has been known for a long time.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (2tBWN)

*Thumbs way the eff up*

A five foot tall brunette with freckles?

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (+ueRI)

235 agreed. a little respect please
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:22 PM (d7Ww2)



I have the exact and precise amount of respect for zombie that zombie has earned over the decade plus I have been familiar with zombie's work, words, and deeds, both here and in other forums.

Exactly.

Precisely.

And to the finest degree.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (GbPPJ)

236 Let he who has never fantasized about being a human tampon cast the first stone.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:19 PM (rvtDF)

------

Ya see it's shit like that, and the talking to trees, and the long history among European royal families (including Britain), that make me speculate about the acute porphyria.

Seemingly stable one day, mad as a hatter and pissing purple the next, and then back to normal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

237 Come on Dice - if only I had a dollar for every time I climbed into a gym bag and got stuck.

Everything isn't a conspiracy. For cryin' out loud, we have reputations to protect.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (rvtDF)

238 But it wasn't training-training.

Posted by: !WHOOPIE!! at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (Jj+59)

239 Total bullshit Trump asked about Hunter Biden on an open line - mega fake news. These people think we are idiots.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (xceTB)

240 57 My gut feeling is that the 'royal' family will be gone within 50 years or so - especially if the islamification of GB continues unabated. A grand Imam will rule.
________________

Probably won't even take that long. Once the current queen is dead and that boob Chuckie takes over, the Brits (including all their imported mohammadan masters) will quickly realize they don't want to be paying money to be lectured by idiots like him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 20, 2019 05:27 PM (k4dH2)

241

I think anyone here will consider their particular 17 year old still a child.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile


Bingo! You can always tell the people without children (or at least female children). It's like spotting libertarians and Autists (BIRM) in comment threads.

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (w+Z9D)

242 The Columbus Crockpot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:24 PM (oyGLF)


I thought that was a nightclub in the Short North.

Wait... you said Crockpot.

Never mind.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (wCmLp)

243 So you're saying Zombie isn't the dude with his junk in a muffler?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (oyGLF)

244 For the record, Andrew has denied the allegations.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (lQSMb)

245 For me her being 17 is not the issue. It's the 35 year old man pounding her. It's a life stage thing. 35 should know better.

18 banging 17 no problem (for me), 35 on 17 is a sign of sickness, and wrong.

Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (Izot6)

246 226 Anyone know what the age of consent in the UK is?

I have a hard time believing this, the guy wouldn't even have a drink in public in the early 90s, and he knew anything he did would hit the papers. Even a bad check flight made it into the papers, he couldn't trust anyone to keep their mouths shut. But he's gonna knowingly mess around with an underage woman?
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:25 PM (xGZ+b)



16 in the UK. It was 21 for homosexual acts, but I think the whiners had a fit about that and moved to change it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ujg0T)

247 allrighty then.

sorry to have ruffled feathers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

248 For the record, Andrew has denied the allegations.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (lQSMb)

Yes he did. Would be more convincing if there were not pics of him carressing her bare waist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (Rnzal)

249 Apparently there are a couple of folks implying that zombie is a fraud.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (gQ9Ug)

250 116 I JUST learned, from standing in line in the grocery store, that the Queen ordered the murder of Epstein, and Dolly Parton's boobs are killing her.


Dolly Parton's boobs are killing the Queen? What a way to go.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:00 PM (FNXDu)

nice

Posted by: m at September 20, 2019 05:30 PM (o7z4a)

251 Apparently there are a couple of folks implying that zombie is a fraud.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (gQ9Ug)

I have never gotten that feeling?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:30 PM (Rnzal)

252 What if the army turns the aliens loose on the stormers?

Those aliens have to be plenty mad after being cooped up all these years.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2019 05:30 PM (H53JR)

253 247 allrighty then.

sorry to have ruffled feathers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Nah. Person asks for anonymity. We should respect that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 05:30 PM (jYnPD)

254 249 Apparently there are a couple of folks implying that zombie is a fraud.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (gQ9Ug)

I didn't see any implying. Explying, sure.

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (Wj9tV)

255 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

256 @246. Thanks for the info Curmudgeon.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (xGZ+b)

257 219: ric ocasek was 40 when he met 18 year old paulina porizkova in a video shoot (for "drive", great song) and married her 4 year later. they were married for 30 years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (Pg+x7)

258 249
Apparently there are a couple of folks implying that zombie is a fraud.


Could be. Might be an imposter. It's the internet.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (vWMNq)

259 Why is zombie the focus of so much speculation?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (y7DUB)

260
I have never gotten that feeling?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 05:30 PM (Rnzal)

------

Nor have I.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (AzW6q)

261 Forgotten 80s mystery click in sidebar should come with a warning.

Posted by: Hands at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

262 You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (xGZ+b)


That's disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (tH5fk)

263 This Giraffe chick isn't hot enough to fuck up your life over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

264 Hi Insom!

I'm bored today. How about I chase you around the living room and tackle you on the couch?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)

265 264 Hi Insom!

I'm bored today. How about I chase you around the living room and tackle you on the couch?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)

You're on!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

266 18 banging 17 no problem (for me), 35 on 17 is a sign of sickness, and wrong.
Posted by: nip at September 20, 2019 05:29 PM (Izot6)

How about a 28 year old and a 52 year old?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:32 PM (lQSMb)

267 Insom ... Pro Tip - let her win.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (rvtDF)

268 259
Why is zombie the focus of so much speculation?


She has a very "interesting" long-time website.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (vWMNq)

269

Zombie is not actually dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (aKsyK)

270 The Dayton Deep fry is more like an Akron Coffee Pot than a Youngstown cuisinart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (oyGLF)

271 Paulina still looks great.

MILFtron

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (tH5fk)

272 262 You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM


That's disconcerting.

But would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (xGZ+b)

273 The way I see it commentators are confirmed sexes, questionable, or still blanks. I had zombie as a confirmed long ago but there is always the chance one is wrong.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)

274 268 259
Why is zombie the focus of so much speculation?


She has a very "interesting" long-time website.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (vWMNq)

Is it as bad as the nic pics?

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (Wj9tV)

275 Zombie is not actually dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.




Undead.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 05:33 PM (tH5fk)

276 For the record, Andrew has denied the allegations.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:28 PM (lQSMb)



Errrm, yes. Quite so.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Sir Hugh Lawrence Seymour Middleworth Darby-Lansing, 3rd Earl of Cornhole and Lord of the Eastern Va at September 20, 2019 05:34 PM (ZYB2s)

277 Why is zombie the focus of so much speculation?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 05:31 PM (y7DUB)

We're all hoping she's a hot chick into doing wild things.

Or maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:34 PM (+ueRI)

278


noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 20, 2019 05:34 PM (2tBWN)

279 I don't understand what the big deal is about "storming" Area 51 on foot.

If you know its airport name (Homey Airport) or the airport's designator (KXTA), you can just fly in.

Of course, not everyone reads a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2019 05:34 PM (DMUuz)

280
The Prince wiped the royal schwantz on the drapes and left, but alerted the cleaning staff as he walked past them in the hallway. Noblesse Oblige in action.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2019 05:35 PM (t5m5e)

281 274 Is it as bad as the nic pics?


Far worse. About the most NSFW site you will ever see.

zombietime dot com

IIRC.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:35 PM (vWMNq)

282


How about a 28 year old and a 52 year old?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Still gross. Still morally repugnant. Still smacks of a deeply unbalanced relationship.

Still a strawman.

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:36 PM (w+Z9D)

283 279 I don't understand what the big deal is about "storming" Area 51 on foot.

If you know its airport name (Homey Airport) or the airport's designator (KXTA), you can just fly in.

Of course, not everyone reads a Smart Military Blog.


A small airline company posted a job opening for a flight attendant out of Las Vegas. It required the ability to qualify for a Top Secret clearance. I'm assuming it took contractors/personnel in and out of those places.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:37 PM (xGZ+b)

284 From what I've heard, this won't be the first time that Dolly Parton's boobs have killed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 05:37 PM (ZYB2s)

285 I'm bored today. How about I chase you around the living room and tackle you on the couch?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 05:32 PM


Don't do it if his goose-feather comforter is on it.

That would be a penalty leading to loss of down.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2019 05:37 PM (DMUuz)

286 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 20, 2019 05:38 PM (k76MH)

287 Far worse. About the most NSFW site you will ever see.

zombietime dot com

IIRC.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:35 PM (vWMNq)



The site is great. It exposes (no pun intended) leftists in a way that other "journalists" covering their demonstrations and events won't.

I respect the incognito approach the more I think about it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 20, 2019 05:38 PM (ujg0T)

288 By the way, is Zombie confirmed for female?

I remember back when there was still speculation about her. I think the speculation tilted towards Zombie being a gay dude because of the Folsom Street Fair photo essay.
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:14 PM (+ueRI)

If Zombie were a man, regardless of sexual orientation, how would he/she/it have successfully infiltrated so many radical feminist protests?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 05:38 PM (tVQUs)

289 Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 05:36 PM (w+Z9D

You must hate Trump then.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 05:39 PM (lQSMb)

290 288 If Zombie were a man,


That thought never crossed my mind. Somehow she's obviously a grrl.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 20, 2019 05:41 PM (vWMNq)

291
That reminds me of the famous Art Bell caller who purported to be flying a small plane into Area 51 one night.

It was one of the classics and you can find it on Youtube.

IIRC, a detailed audio analysis of the original tape on Art's equipment concluded it was fake, although a good one. They found sounds in the background that wouldn't be there up in an airplane cabin, I think was what they found.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2019 05:41 PM (NMAzL)

292 If Zombie were a man, regardless of sexual orientation, how would he/she/it have successfully infiltrated so many radical feminist protests?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 05:38 PM (tVQUs)

*Shrugs*

Sheit...cleverly?

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 05:43 PM (+ueRI)

293 245 For me her being 17 is not the issue. It's the 35 year old man pounding her. It's a life stage thing. 35 should know better.

18 banging 17 no problem (for me), 35 on 17 is a sign of sickness, and wrong.

+++++++++++++++++++

Yeah, but I can understand a divorced guy who's been through that hell figuring young, dumb and fun who won't get serious about them, and that they won't get serious about has advantages. Better than someone their age looking for someone to get serious.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 20, 2019 05:43 PM (xGZ+b)

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 05:48 PM (gmo/4)

295 151 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.

Right. It's the difference between icky and burn in hell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (FNXDu)

I agree. 17 is old enough to make a decision. Her decision probably involved money and laziness. Don't call me horrible names; I agree the woman most likely had horrible parenting.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at September 20, 2019 05:48 PM (+CiEK)

296 If Zombie's a girl, where's my sammich?

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

297 291. years ago on his show, a caller asked him if he believed in aliens, he had a long thoughtful response and said basically said yes,
then caller if thought if he thought aliens were raising us for food.

Posted by: squidword at September 20, 2019 05:50 PM (Hw4bz)

298 245. exactly right.

Posted by: squidword at September 20, 2019 05:53 PM (Hw4bz)

299 Xenia Popsicle.

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2019 05:54 PM (RuIsu)

300 so what is the Dayton Dinner?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 05:55 PM (BqBId)

301

ou must hate Trump then.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


I don't look for morality when I hire a bouncer.

Posted by: imp at September 20, 2019 06:19 PM (w+Z9D)

302

Ghouls just wanna have fun.


Ghost Busts are a pair titions

Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 06:27 PM (5IHGB)

303 Liked Jimmy Carr (English comic) joke...

When asked about his relationship with his cute co-host
(Rachel Riley) he said "Come on she's 28 and I'm 42 IF ONLY SHE was 10 years younger.

Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 06:45 PM (5IHGB)

304 It's odd that the Cincinnati Hotplate comes up now,
since we were talking about Danny Thomas earlier, who was reportedly
into that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)


Didn't he have that tv show "Make room for doody"?

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at September 20, 2019 07:25 PM (h7sWp)

305 295 151 She was 17 - not 5. I refuse to jump on the bandwagon and call someone who is banging a 17-year old whore a pedophile.

Right. It's the difference between icky and burn in hell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 05:06 PM (FNXDu)

I agree. 17 is old enough to make a decision. Her decision probably involved money and laziness. Don't call me horrible names; I agree the woman most likely had horrible parenting.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at September 20, 2019 05:48 PM (+CiEK)

You read my mind.

Posted by: ibid at September 21, 2019 11:20 AM (5jXgj)

306 This does not seem like a crime to me. The age of consent is 16 in the UK and in most of the US.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 21, 2019 12:18 PM (3SFo/)

307 305. What you said. This photo going around with the girl, and the prince, and Maxwell. She seems pretty relaxed in that picture. And she says she only met the prince AFTER she'd been assaulted by Epstein & Maxwell in NYC, and then on the Island. I'm not saying the Prince didn't have sex with her. I'm saying that it may have been sex, which 30 yrs later turned into accusation of assault.

Posted by: Roscoe at September 21, 2019 04:35 PM (zaohv)

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