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Robert Francis "Blotto" O'Rourke: Hey, I've Got a Great Idea. Let's Pay Government Money to Illegal Marijuana Dealers as "Reparations" .
Beto: Let's pay reparations for non-violent marijuana offenders
Yes, reparations for those who have served jail time for nonviolent marijuana charges.That means at least dealing -- it has long been virtually impossible to go to jail on mere possession.
It's the latest big idea coming out of Robert Francis O'Rourke's presidential campaign.Go home, Furry. You're drunk and high. As usual.[Washington Post] The former congressman from Texas would combine a newly regulated marijuana market with restitution for policies that resulted in lengthy prison time for low-level drug crimes. The goal is to see that those who were harmed by the strict "war on drugs" policies of the past can now benefit from the money made in the marijuana business. "We need to not only end the prohibition on marijuana but also repair the damage done to the communities of color disproportionately locked up in our criminal justice system or locked out of opportunity because of the War on Drugs," O'Rourke said in a statement.The plan is on his campaign website and it is worth taking a look at, if for no other reason than to see just how far the left is going in their war on the American taxpayer.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (KUaJL)
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Posted by: Flyguy at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (rhPWV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (1g7ch)
We're gonna need a bigger Dennehy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (XubWY)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Red at September 20, 2019 01:17 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Yo! at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Blanco at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (Nzscs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Taco Bell 'nachos' and wifey's money, but mostly wifey's money.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (v2wun)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (+72t1)
This. Reparations to criminals.
Hilarious fail.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (bDqIh)
It is all blue
Posted by: Yo! at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (1XAal)
"Is you or is you not my constituency??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (KZzsI)
I'd love to know what he's on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (V/f/L)
Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
Tesla installs a diesel generator so they can play with one of their electric cars at Nürburgring. The noisy smelly diesel runs 24/7.
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HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (9nhoD)
If I didn't believe in conspiracy theories and I thought our side was as devious as their's, I'd say Beto has to be a plant to drive us nuts and, more importantly, to the polls in droves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (XubWY)
Hey Bernie wants to allow " Climate Refugees" into America.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (RD7QR)
At this point all I can hear is "Ten thousand dinars for the throne of Rome!" It is a frakking bidding war for the White House. FTN.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (RcK/E)
He's jealous of the AR owners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
Throwing anything...ANYTHING up against the wall to promote himself.
How will this end?
More Madness. A lot of Progressive Lefties will glom onto his unworkable and stupid ideas.
Prediction: more pain for all of us.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (rFFy+)
How does this guy keep breathing?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2019 01:16 PM (E+OcO)
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Shallowly and rapidly, what with the speed addiction, and all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (ZLI7S)
I'd love to know what he's on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
the spectrum.
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
He doesn't shower.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (XubWY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 20, 2019 01:18 PM (+72t1)
Do it and then when you when you WIN you can donate some of the money to the Donald Trump reelection campaign.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (dKiJG)
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I bid 50,000 quatloos
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (rhPWV)
Vote for me!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (xfb67)
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His father in law is a billionaire - land developer/real estate mostly south of the border.
So if your thinking there's a connection between Mexico's "economy" *coughdrug/human smugglingcough* and Beto's campaign you're on to something.
Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (hKzBJ)
Fuck off Beto..... you're just angling for DUI reparations.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Into Vermont, first
WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (aS1PU)
It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for...well, all of us.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (OquiP)
It's ok, tho - paid carbon credits, so it's all unicorn farts and fairy dust.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (Bf3hj)
And cars!!
Yang wants to end car ownership, replace it with roving electric cars one can catch a ride on.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgkd7ve
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Col. Wilhelm "Klink" DiBlasio, Future Candidate For Indictment at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
^^^^this
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (77WPm)
And cars!!
Yang wants to end car ownership, replace it with roving electric cars one can catch a ride on.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgkd7ve
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
And bacon too? That's going to spark a civil war.
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
lunatic in the attic who makes the rest of them look sane by comparison.
I expect he'll be in a Napoleon suit at the next debate.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:20 PM (T6t7i)
No, that will be Justin Trudeau when the French President visits.
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (gmo/4)
Yang wants to end car ownership, replace it with roving electric cars one can catch a ride on.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgkd7ve
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
That ain't gonna fly in California.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 20, 2019 01:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:23 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 20, 2019 01:23 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:23 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (xkSJa)
Yang wants to end car ownership, replace it with roving electric cars one can catch a ride on.
Hey Ying Yang, how do I tow my boat to Florida with an Uber?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (hLRSq)
Like Yang, with his "I will distract you with UBI while I systematically remove all your choices and freedoms."
Idiot supporters: "I'm not a slave because he pays me $1000/month!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
He says 400,000 living, breathing humans do the damage each year of something like 10 nuclear bombs.
I don't know what he thinks the solution is.....unless it's to start killing off humans 400,000 at a time.
He's Beto-Greta-esque.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (Dh1wo)
I remember when Ace posted that first video, speculating the Beto *might* be high, but he wasn't sure.
I watched it expecting there to be some ambiguity. I'm guessing that Ace has never really been around a spun-up spwack head, because there is *no* ambiguity.
Beto's eating Adderall like M&Ms.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cato
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (rPjB9)
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You're soaking in it.
Posted by: The Welfare Class at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (rhPWV)
Beta seems to have contracted a mentally challenged brain parasite.
It tried Biden first but couldn't find any nourishment there.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (O2RFr)
to cut every single person in the USA (legal or not) a check for
$100,000 on Day One.
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Yang is basically there already, promising to cut everyone a monthly check for their entire lives.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (NVYyb)
You can't have a boat. It's an environmental crisis, so only those government employees who care so much more than you can go there (yeah, that's several Pacific Islands already, so...)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (9IIin)
Well. He's a retard.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Pliney at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Well even whores get paid, right Yang supporters?
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (77WPm)
People I owe money according to Progressives:
1. Illegals
2. Poor
3. Children not from my loins
4. Government workers that retired 20 years ago
5. Debates claiming SS disability
6. People that will not defend their own nations
7. Grown ass college educated people
8. GD Criminals
I see why people take their marbles and leave.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (Dh1wo)
Who said you can own a boat? They kill the planet with their motors and energy used to manufacture them.
Also, why do you need to go to Florida? Live local man! It's better for the environment.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Stoner at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (r1fJX)
Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 01:26 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (KZzsI)
He's not serious, he's just being a dick now.
At least he's consistent, whether serious or not.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (T6t7i)
The left blames Reagan and Nixon for the war on drugs. They forget that Clinton is responsible for all the civil liberty issues. They also forget the mess in the inner cities and how these tough laws actually reduced crime.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (NVYyb)
Yeah, I know. But then again... who?
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (77WPm)
electric cars at Nurburgring. The noisy smelly diesel runs 24/7.
I've always wondered what those things could do for longer than about 15 minutes.
Last lap is probably with the entire car on fire. Driver bailed the lap before and it's on autopilot now. At least until it runs out of diesel fuel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (HaL55)
Boat ain't nothing but a water car. And water cars are outlawed.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (rFFy+)
You've got red on you...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (NVYyb)
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Such a genius. Because social security isn't insolvent enough already, lets extend to every living person inside the borders of the United states regardless of age or citizenship.
There are no words for such stupidity. And yet, he's not pelted with rotten tomatoes and garbage at every public appearance.
Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (XkmHa)
I still think, as stupid as this, Castro holds the "Most Idiotic Idea of the 2020 Campaign" crown for his taxpayer-funded-abortions-for-men proposal. That's my gold standard, so far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (yRAFu)
At some point, one of these also/never-rans is going to simply promise
to cut every single person in the USA (legal or not) a check for
$100,000 on Day One. I mean, they're really pretty much promising that
already - so long as for that $100K you're ceding control of every
aspect of every minute of your life until blissful death visits you.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (77WPm)
Imagine if we gave every adult $50k in 2008 instead of bailing out the banks. Fun thought experiment.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (CQ3Qb)
I've thought of Beto as a contender for the Upper Class Twit of The Year.
But now he reminds me of a younger Joe Biden without the paste.
He's such a fucking, pandering, idiot.
Posted by: YIKES! at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (dKiJG)
He's stupid, he has not a brain in his head. He sees all the adulation coming from the far left, and he's decided "yeah Bro!!! I'm gonna give them everything they want!" And so he goes harder and harder and harder left, because the cheering crowd of radicals wants him to, and he's desperate for their praise.
And that leads to scenes like today, where Beto is calling Chuck Schumer gutless and weak on Gun Control. Ok, well of course Schumer is, but that's the leadership on YOUR side, genius, you really think it's a smart move to make EVERYONE hate you?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Not to be too contrarian (oh yeah...), but this is why I'm bummed about Ted Cruz. Why hire a GOP approved rove lite campaign mangler when he should've beaten this twatwaffle like a bass drum in a shiner's parade????
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Berlin Cop Car Driving Past Your Window at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (KZzsI)
I remember when Ace posted that first video, speculating the Beto *might* be high, but he wasn't sure.
I watched it expecting there to be some ambiguity. I'm guessing that
Ace has never really been around a spun-up spwack head, because there
is *no* ambiguity.
Beto's eating Adderall like MMs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
I get that vibe every time I see or hear Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (CQ3Qb)
We'd have spent it all on Health Insurance Premiums by now.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (77WPm)
I am completely serious. If you add up the years of life wasted in prison by people who only wanted to help someone feel good, the War on Drugs is entirely comparable to the Holocaust.
Posted by: jdgalt at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (KBY7Z)
PLEASE GOD
Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (6MoD2)
"Most Idiotic Idea of the 2020 Campaign" crown for his
taxpayer-funded-abortions-for-men proposal. That's my gold standard, so
far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
True, but at least the costs of the program will be low.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
I get that vibe every time I see or hear Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (CQ3Qb)
Little Ben sounds like he huffs helium.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
I am completely serious. If you add up the years of life wasted in prison by people who only wanted to help someone feel good, the War on Drugs is entirely comparable to the Holocaust.
Posted by: jdgalt at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM
I hope that's sarcasm. If not LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (KBY7Z)
I still think, as stupid as this, Castro holds the
"Most Idiotic Idea of the 2020 Campaign" crown for his
taxpayer-funded-abortions-for-men proposal. That's my gold standard, so
far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
True, but at least the costs of the program will be low.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (T6t7i)
It's a government program. That is not a foregone conclusion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (so+oy)
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He's of the right age that he was probably reared on the shit. Probably put it in his bottle as a baby.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 01:30 PM (rhPWV)
All he has to do in life is keep impressing that princess who's the key to all of Daddy's money.
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Well, then he's all set, because if she didn't divorce him for feeding her poo, then nothing will do it. Guy must be hung like John Holmes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (yRAFu)
Because of Daddy in Law, Beto has endless piles of money, more and more I think that was the key to his race against Cruz. BUT as I stated above, he is starting to seriously piss off the powers that be on his own side, and they aren't gonna let that stand for too long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Then they would break into houses at night and mug little old ladies for cash.
As the cities fell apart, the people who lived in them (mostly black) demanded tougher laws. The war on drugs was about trying to fix the social problems created by the war on poverty.
But the left has a new plan - isolate themselves from the crime and bad schools they created and get elected by giving shit away.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (LWu6U)
electric cars at Nurburgring. The noisy smelly diesel runs 24/7.
I've always wondered what those things could do for longer than about 15 minutes.
Last lap is probably with the entire car on fire. Driver bailed the lap before and it's on autopilot now. At least until it runs out of diesel fuel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
This is like the 'cars' trying to break the land speed record or some drag race cars. Frickin' rocket and jet engines mixed with chemicals that would make Werner Von Braun pass out.
All of it is a gimmick; conjurers tricks to get a result. Which don't include a vehicle that any person could depend upon.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (9IIin)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (dKiJG)
Is you DDD Form 123789 filed in triplicate? DO you have the proper social credits?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (JFO2v)
treasury isn't unusual. What's crazy is now they think its unlimited,
both in source and use. Go ahead, take as much as you want. Buy some
meth. On us!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)
Well, not to get all Paulie Krugnutz on us all, but we're already somewhere north of $23T in the hole, not to mention 4-5x that in unfunded liabilities, and yet the world goes on.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:25 PM (xfb67)
What? We've been talking about Biden for a while now. He needs TP for his bunghole.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
You're probably right. They'll be doing multiple studies to determine why utilization of the benefit is so low.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (T6t7i)
Every spinner 20" rim shop would've been rolling in it.
So to speak.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
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But, but, CitiBank would have gone under and they're the CIA front bank. Otherwise, I really like this question.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (yRAFu)
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At some point, one of these also/never-rans is going to simply promise
to cut every single person in the USA (legal or not) a check for
$100,000 on Day One. I mean, they're really pretty much promising that
already - so long as for that $100K you're ceding control of every
aspect of every minute of your life until blissful death visits you.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:22 PM (77WPm)
Imagine if we gave every adult $50k in 2008 instead of bailing out the banks. Fun thought experiment.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (CQ3Qb)
Imagine if we gave every bank the finger and didn't double the national debt overnight. Fun thought experiment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (OSN5N)
from the crime and bad schools they created and get elected by giving
shit away.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (LWu6U)
Well, it's not "new" exactly. Witness Mad Maxine, Elijah Cummings, etc.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (77WPm)
NOBODY went to jail for possessing a personal amount of dope.
and nearly ALL of them behind bars did have violent and gun charges dropped as a way to get an easy conviction.
And, now this stupid fuck wants to give them "reparations".
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (xfb67)
There's still over a year to go. It's going to get stupider.
My liver will not survive.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)
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Well, then he's all set, because if she didn't divorce him for feeding her poo, then nothing will do it. Guy must be hung like John Holmes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)
you know I had a college friend who married into a deal like that, seriously, all he had to do was keep her happy and he had millions for life.
and he totally screwed it up within 5 years. And it was his fault. Idiot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)
$3K a month and I'd vote for him. I'm sick and fucking tired of staying broke all the damned time. It's the least they can do since they destroyed my career with the abortion of NAFTA.
I should be hauling in about $70 Large a year right now but I'm not because of that shit. Which I did not vote for, by the way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:34 PM (HaL55)
Every spinner 20" rim shop would've been rolling in it.
So to speak.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (6qErC)
goggle Dave Chapelle show reparations news
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:28 PM (rFFy+)
Well you are not wrong, but the break even point was sometime in 2011, in the May to July time frame based on my calculations.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 01:34 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 01:34 PM (ZYB2s)
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there's a sad truth if I've ever seen one.
(refraining from further comment)
Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 01:34 PM (joJ8R)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (oqwzg)
Funny you should mention that. You may know that a real carmaker actually now builds an 'lectric car - Porsche.
Pretty quickly, some began to wonder why Porsche couldn't match Tesla's claims...
And then the light began to dawn on them. But don't dare mention it on the interwebz...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
As we know from Johnny Yaniv and others, some of the trannies like to put tampons in their frontholes so they can be "one of the ladies..." I shudder to think where that fixation takes you, with the taxpayer-funded abortions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (GP3/4)
deal like that, seriously, all he had to do was keep her happy and he
had millions for life.
and he totally screwed it up within 5 years. And it was his fault. Idiot.
Posted by: Tom Servo
I would find it intolerable to be married to someone who, at any time, could kick me to the curb because she has the money. I don't care if you're the second coming of Mother Teresa, you'd always be tempted to pull that card and remind the other person that you're in complete control.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Support Your Sagging Self-Worth with Poses & Postures from The Outrage Outlet! at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (hLRSq)
Piker
"Here's a million bucks, kid. Try not to lose it.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (OSN5N)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Archer
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Because he's always staring at his dick.
Posted by: Guzalot at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (prSvo)
Why couldn't I have met a girl like that? Keeping women happy is something I'm damned good at
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (KZzsI)
There ought to be a "dead-pool" like contest for the first Democrat candidate to say something that measures > 10,000 milikohns of stupid.
For context? This idea of Pancho Vanilla's? 763 milikohns.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (77WPm)
electric cars at Nurburgring. The noisy smelly diesel runs 24/7.
I've always wondered what those things could do for longer than about 15 minutes.
Last lap is probably with the entire car on fire. Driver bailed the lap before and it's on autopilot now. At least until it runs out of diesel fuel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:27 PM (HaL55)
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They can't. The car Tesla is using is an extremely modified prototype.
The cars people can buy can't sustain race conditions for more than two or three minutes. That's why Musk only crows about one lap around short tracks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (9nhoD)
and he totally screwed it up within 5 years. And it was his fault. Idiot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Marrying for money only works for real pieces of shit like Lurch.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:32 PM (yRAFu)
All the bad banks would've failed but everyone would've had enough liquidity for new responsible banks to emerge quickly. Individual foreclosure/bankruptcy crisis averted as a lot of people paid off their bad debt.
I think about that question often. I'm opposed to gov't handouts but that would've been the better option and cost the same as giving $10 trillion to the bankers to keep their scheme running till today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
How does this guy not drown in the shower?
Posted by: Archer
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Because he's always staring at his dick.
Posted by: Guzalot
He's got his head up his ass.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)
What....Like having a vagina and no pre-nup?
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (rFFy+)
Whose money is this "DOPE" spending? Surely even Soros isn't that big of an idiot..well actually he is ,so did I answer my own question?
It's a small small brained World on the democrat Disney ride to oblivion......
Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (5IHGB)
Do guys do that with wives that don't work? I don't have any memory of dad doing that. Maybe in private? Its possible it might be different if the roles were reversed, though.
I do know that even if a woman is fine with her man not being able to earn the way, her family may not agree with this perspective, and that would be miserable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Quilp at September 20, 2019 01:21 PM (Bf3hj)
*makes UH NOPE NOPE NOPE Looney Tunes buzzard noises*
Uh, nope.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM
Word.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Non Brother Husband at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (d7Ww2)
My wife has certain... tastes and activities... that she likes to indulge in. Ones that most men, or women, won't accommodate due to their... radical... nature.
I let her do... stuff ... to me in public and private and she lets me use her daddy's money to buy drugs.
Win-Win!
Posted by: Neato Beto at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (yuEZw)
Why is this douche punky richboy soy lead singer only going after rifles.
He doesn't want to mention the cities, where the gang culture has created a nice pipeline of black morons going to jail...
Can't mention that.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (CEmDw)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (nxxK5)
>>I don't care if you're the second coming of Mother Teresa, you'd
always be tempted to pull that card and remind the other person that
you're in complete control.
What....Like having a vagina and no pre-nup?
Posted by: garrett
Granted, my data set is one, but that's why you choose carefully. I did, and it worked out spectacularly.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Do guys do that with wives that don't work? I don't have any memory of dad doing that. Maybe in private? Its possible it might be different if the roles were reversed, though.
I do know that even if a woman is fine with her man not being able to earn the way, her family may not agree with this perspective, and that would be miserable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
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Doesn't work in the other direction. If the man leaves, the woman gets the money. If the woman leaves, the woman gets the money.
Funny, that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (H8QX8)
Jobs.
Well, that's what the idiots keep saying...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (6qErC)
Theose responsible for the creation of Fanny and Freddy should have been thrown from the top of the Washington Monument.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (xfb67)
or three minutes. That's why Musk only crows about one lap around short
tracks.
I got to ride in an S-Type a couple of years ago. The "S" stands for "SHIT THIS THING IS FAST!"
0-60 in 4 seconds. On wet roads. Damnedest thing I've ever ridden in.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:37 PM
Rectocranial inversion.
I'm sure Muldoon can find us the code for that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (ejd/p)
do you like "Cannibals Are People Too"....or "The Cannibal Next Door"?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Zv1X1)
through the primaries. Warren says stuff that's just as stupid and she
could actually be on the general election ballot.
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (Ciifn)
That's the great part of this - having Beta and Wang-Yang saying crazy shit like this drives the existing, semi-serious nominees even further left. Gonna be really, really hard for them to walk all this back even with the $1B+ in in-kind donations the fake-news media will be giving them
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (77WPm)
Ace, that statement is not universally true in the US. In my town, you get caught with a joint, yer going to jail. If you have no money, yer going to do a few months.
Posted by: Florida Man at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (6kTDT)
OT so sorry, but I've always wanted to write and illustrate sick and twisted books for children. That said...
do you like "Cannibals Are People Too"....or "The Cannibal Next Door"?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Zv1X1)
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It's not entirely off-topic.
Beto did write a short story about wanting to run down children in his car, after all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
0-60 in 4 seconds. On wet roads. Damnedest thing I've ever ridden in.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (HaL55)
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Yep.
And a 1984 Escort can be competitive against it after a couple of minutes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:41 PM (9nhoD)
Yeah, I know. It's gonna be like everything else. No soup for you.
Posted by: Cato, Contemplating Piracy at September 20, 2019 01:41 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: x at September 20, 2019 01:41 PM (nFwvY)
1) The laws against marijuana were not unconstitutional. You can argue that they're bad laws or ineffective laws or immoral laws or laws inappropriate for the federal government to consider as opposed to state governments and you may have a point, but they were *not* unconstitutional.
2) Those who violated those laws and were punished for laws did so and were so *at the time that the laws were in place.*
3) There is grandfathering for *new* restrictions, but not for their repeal.
4) "Reparations" for those convicted of drug crimes - or any other crimes that are no longer crimes because a law was changed or repealed - is an insane idea. It would make the state liable after the fact for any change in law that reduces criminality.
This is absolutely batshit insane and counter to rational legal theory. If the law was unconstitutional then it was always wrong from the moment of incept and in that case you could make an argument for restitution for those victimized by an illegal law. A legal law, though, even if changed later, was still legitimate. No restitution is owed in that case and providing it would only result in no laws ever being repealed again and the only changes to law we would ever see would be those that *increase* criminality - the exact opposite of what we should have in a free society.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 01:41 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (6qErC)
If athletes have to undergo mandatory drug tests why shouldn't politicians?
Wouldn't need to worry about term limits. The problem would be keeping them in office.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (xkSJa)
who, at any time, could kick me to the curb because she has the money. I
don't care if you're the second coming of Mother Teresa, you'd always
be tempted to pull that card and remind the other person that you're in
complete control.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (T6t7i)
I briefly dated a girl once who made about $500k/year. She liked to go out to the fanciest places for lunch and dinner - every day. Seriously, $300-500 every single day just for meals. I couldn't hang with that but she said she'd pay for everything. Sounded great. After the 2nd or 3rd time of the waiter handing me the check and then her taking it from me the look on the waiters face said it all. Lasted about 2 months.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (CQ3Qb)
And a 1986 RS200 would crush it in the quarter, half and full mile races.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (rFFy+)
I have some cash to burn.
Ruger Scout Rifle, Bond Arms Snake Slayer, TC Encore rifle caliber pistol, or MBR mags and ammo?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 01:41 PM (e/H31)
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Objection:
You are assuming that the left wants a free society.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Hell no. They broke the law. They do the time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (xfb67)
But it's a good thing to stop every couple of hours for 15, 20, 25, 30... minutes.
That's what I'm told on the interwebz....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (6qErC)
The drawbacks aren't the performance when they're working, its the range and the recharge -- and the hidden massive costs when the batteries inevitably go bad. Buy a new one, basically. Seen any used priuses out there for sale? Ever?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Where Quats go #1 or 2.
I'll be here all week ,squeezing them out,doing the Jobbies politicians won't do.
Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (5IHGB)
I have some cash to burn.
Ruger Scout Rifle, Bond Arms Snake Slayer, TC Encore rifle caliber pistol, or MBR mags and ammo?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (jYnPD)
Complimentary: embrace the power of AND
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (Ciifn)
I'd love to supoena Congress' Official Pharmacist and quiz him on who takes what in those hallowed halls of gubmint. I bet it's pretty bad.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:44 PM (jYnPD)
>>And a 1984 Escort can be competitive against it after a couple of minutes.
And a 1986 RS200 would crush it in the quarter, half and full mile races.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (rFFy+)
One of the best Class B Rally cars ever built
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:44 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 20, 2019 01:44 PM (pw+jk)
The few who were convicted for pure possession got short sentences and the issue is moot. The ones in prison with long sentences for possession are the result of plea deals and they were really dealers or worse.
And what about all the people fined up the ass for possession? I have sat through traffic court and seen kids get several thousand dollar fines for paraphernalia after a traffic stop. Do they get their money back? will they be compensated for losing their license? You can't go back and undo these sentences.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (yRAFu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:44 PM (jYnPD)
So, you didn't get this month's reparations check yet?
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (Ciifn)
Lusted after one since they came out. Amazing what they got out of that little thing.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Yes. Dirt cheap, because battery replacement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (jYnPD)
do you like "Cannibals Are People Too"....or "The Cannibal Next Door"?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
The Cannibal in your Closet
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (d7Ww2)
If I have to do all that to get a job as an executive at AT&T why not to be senator?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Does he still carry his skateboard up on stage at his personal appearances? I loved the one clip of him riding it onto the stage at some event and all the retarded lefty lemmings in the audience mewling in unison and clapping their paws with a blank look of hive-mind joy on their drooling faces.
Posted by: Biergood at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (xfb67)
That's too fast to enjoy or even to be manageable. Pointless.
The old 911s were the best. I had a few.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (H8QX8)
And a 1986 RS200 would crush it in the quarter, half and full mile races.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (rFFy+)
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It would be hilarious to set up a Cannonball where the only two contestants were a 1984 Ford Escort with 280K miles on the odometer and a new Tesla.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (9nhoD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (JFO2v)
and the recharge -- and the hidden massive costs when the batteries
inevitably go bad. Buy a new one, basically. Seen any used priuses out
there for sale? Ever?
Ditto. I know a lot of folks doing basic research into batteries. The problems are known, and there is progress, but certainly not yet enough for me to sink $100k into a vehicle powered by them. Until the batteries are much, much better, I'm not interested.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (T6t7i)
No law making athletes undergo mandatory drug tests. And besides, laws are for non-lawmakers.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (Ciifn)
I am waiting on my big oil/coal global destruction cabal check to clear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (jYnPD)
Tesla, yes, others... as I've mentioned here, have had seat time in i3 and Leafs.
"super fast" isn't in their vocabulary. Especially an i3 in power save mode.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (6qErC)
You are assuming that the left wants a free society.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++++
I am not. I know they don't. But in this case, I don't think it's their typical malice. I think O'Rourke is just weapons-grade stupid and the malicious people around him just look on in glee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
For years I've been convinced that I am eventually going to be taxed for battery disposal for all my virtue signalling neighbors in this state.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (kUmUV)
I'd love to supoena Congress' Official Pharmacist and quiz him on who takes what in those hallowed halls of gubmint. I bet it's pretty bad.
======
Find out who delivers the product and subpoena the shipping lists. It won't tell you who's taking what, but I'm sure you'll be impressed at the type number and quantity of barbituates, opioids, stimulants being delivered.
Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (jI02W)
0-60 in 4 seconds. On wet roads. Damnedest thing I've ever ridden in.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 01:39 PM (HaL55)
Yes, but I can sit in a traffic jam in Phoenix on August 15th and not have to choose between A/C and a panic attack.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (88+cf)
After the 2nd or 3rd time of the waiter handing me the check and then her taking it from me the look on the waiters face said it all. Lasted about 2 months.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (CQ3Qb)
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LOL.
I dated a chick who made more money than me. I paid for all our dates and so on, so it was fine. But on the odd occasion we'd go into a store or something where she wanted to buy herself something, and I was just tagging along, she'd slip me the cash beforehand so she wouldn't be seen paying instead of her man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 01:38 PM (nxxK5)
Oh no! What's shitty about it?
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (dmYb7)
You could spot the Tesla an entire wheel at the line and they'd still lose by 2 days!
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM
There was some local news stories last winter here. It was minus 30 sans wind chill. Some EV owners were lamenting that the range was cut in half or more. One of their suggestions, I kid you not. Was keep it in a heated garage so it didn't draw so many amps running the heater to get the interior up to temp. LOLGF. Heated garage? Magic energy! Electricity! Unicorn shit! Batteries, Princess batteries! Tires, Plastic etc. All magically appear in the woke mobile!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Non Brother Husband at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (BD+IJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Plenty, actually. Price depends on the mileage (more-so than the age). Anything with 200K or more will go for a song. Anything with between 100K-125K will be pricey (in relative terms).
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (77WPm)
wanted to buy herself something, and I was just tagging along, she'd
slip me the cash beforehand so she wouldn't be seen paying instead of
her man.
She sounds considerate and perceptive.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Marrying for money only works for real pieces of shit like Lurch.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 01:36 PM (y7DUB)
I know a real estate investor here in town, nice looking but an incredibly dim witted man, I mean he has an IQ of about 80. I managed some stuff for him once upon a time, and he was great to work for, since he never understood anything. His wife was kind of homely but had inherited a huge oil fortune. His life consists of going on hunting trips, watching some sports, and then about once a month he ventures out and buys some piece of property for $800,000 if someone tells him he should. And I think he is okay at putting all the checks together each month and putting them in the bank.
so that's what marrying for money can get ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Iva Bigbottom at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (UFLLM)
Yeah they deliberately limit those, I guess because they didn't trust drivers. Electric Engines don't need time to wind up or build power, they can put it instantly to the wheels. The only way it won't do that is if you intentionally design it not to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (KBY7Z)
wanted to buy herself something, and I was just tagging along, she'd
slip me the cash beforehand so she wouldn't be seen paying instead of
her man.
She sounds considerate and perceptive.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (T6t7i)
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pffffffft
WHAT ABOUT HER BEWBS !?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (rFFy+)
Absolute amazing Ford/Cosworth collaboration. Rally driver Kenny Block owns one.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (2DOZq)
Oh, right, balls. Because I have balls.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (xfb67)
unexpectedly!
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (yhqbZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (6qErC)
The really, REALLY funny ones are the Leafs. $45K cars just out of warranty selling for $12K or so.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM (9nhoD)
so that's what marrying for money can get ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Sounds like a genius to me.
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 01:50 PM (Ciifn)
My father had a chance at one and I couldn't talk him into it. He prefers the original era of Shelbys.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:50 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 01:50 PM (59tJH)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
fucking libs and yankees trying to be cool. Plus he spent $60 M (prolly >$100 M)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
Hillary used to be a Senator. It's not that Dems don't know. It' that they insist on criminal degenerates ruling them, and us. Makes me sympathize with the Jacobin faction that would love to do away first with the high ranking Dems in their own party.
Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (pj40n)
Find a group of people who the US criminal and justice system failed in a more direct and tangible way.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
fucking libs and yankees trying to be cool. Plus he spent $60 M (prolly >$100 M)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
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"He's so dreamy!"
-Wine moms, obviously obsessed with the issues
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (d7Ww2)
Wow!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (rFFy+)
That's the hidden feature of electric cars not mentioned by almost any reviewer or test show.
Every car loses performance and mileage the more weight it has. Your Supercar goes that fast and handles that well because its just you in the car. Add someone else, and its not as good.
But electric cars suffer even more from this. Put passengers in, run the AC, even the radio, put in some luggage or groceries and its a serious reduction in range.
So yeah, MPG in your F-150 goes down from like 7 to 5 when you load it up.
But range in your Tesla goes down precipitously when you put passengers and weight into it, much more than gas powered.
But they don't mention that little bit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
Cooking with Cannibals
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
LMAO!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Zv1X1)
Fun fact: The Volt died because lefties didn't like that it still had to use fossil fuel. They rejected an otherwise clever design because of religion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (9nhoD)
One was 900k and the other was 1 mil.
For that much it should take 2.2 seconds to travel time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
Wine Moms apparently love buck-toothed weirdos
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (hjaPQ)
--Tobacco is "right-wing"
-- Marijuana is "left-wing"
Since their goal is to utterly DESTROY every remnent of old-school conservative all-Amierican culture and replace it with party=approved "radical" "alternative" culture (e.g. Out: Football; In: Women's soccer, etc.), they want to simultaneously BAN and discourage cigarettes in every imaginable way, while PROMOTE and encourage marijuana in every possible way.
They fraudulently frame all this as a "health" issue (when discussing tobacco) abd then flip-flop to a "criminal justice" issue (when discussing marijuana).
The conveniently ignore the fact that marijuana is in many wyas worse for you than tobacco, and also than when you ban or severely restrict anything INCLUDING cigarettes, then there develops an illicit trade in it (as happens in places like prisons and asylums, where there is often an underground economy based on cigarette smuggling).
This has nothing to do with drugs, health or criminal justice reform; it has everything to do with th Culture War, and the left pushing something which they have identified as being part of the leftist spectrum, while banning the "old" American thing they want to replace.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Q3dyo)
Saw a 2013 advertised for 8900 bucks not far from here.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
fucking libs and yankees trying to be cool. Plus he spent $60 M (prolly >$100 M)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
That, and far too many people put the same thought into voting for high elective office they put into voting for prom queen in junior high school.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (hdzef)
I scrolled a bit through Facebook and I saw some post by someone talking about the wealth of Mitch McConnell.
It said, "Mitch has been in the senate with an annual income of less than $200,000 but his overall worth is $4.5 million. How did a 'public servant' earn so much?"
I mean, with sound financial advice, that seems eminently doable after several decades of making six figures, you know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)
Becky Has Two Cannibal Daddies
Posted by: Iva Bigbottom at September 20, 2019 01:48 PM (UFLLM)
a sequel...lol. thanks! wait...they ate the mommies?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
Fund it through asset forfeiture from sanctuary cities and you have a deal.
Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (pj40n)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 20, 2019 01:53 PM (hdzef)
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8 o'clock slot weekdays on MSNBC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
Metric ton of fraud as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
Wine Moms apparently love buck-toothed weirdos
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Izzlo)
I had the misfortune to be in a hotel bar in Dallas on election night 2018. It was filled to bursting with Wine Moms who were, I shit you not, using words like "dreamy" and "hot" to describe Pancho Vanilla.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (77WPm)
And next to 0 in expenses.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (rFFy+)
I'd be in favor of paying reparations to the family members of US citizens who were killed by illegal immigrants.
Find a group of people who the US criminal and justice system failed in a more direct and tangible way.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
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You have a point.
If the federal government were diligent in enforcing the immigration laws, I wouldn't agree, because crime is pervasive, and it can't all be stopped.
But the federal government has not diligently enforced anything, and encourages the lawbreaking to the absolute furthest extent.
Their asses should be held liable. Forget reparations - civil damages awarded by a Court would be sufficient and appropriate. The negligence, nonfeasance and malfeasance rise to the level of culpability, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Is there a spectrum of 'illegal' drugs ?
Alcohol > Tobacco > Weed > Cocaine > Heroin > Meth
Posted by: McCool at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Iva Bigbottom at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (UFLLM)
Two Cannibal
Red Cannibal
Blue Cannibal
Green Eggs and Cannibals
Are you my Cannibal?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Gas engines, electric motors.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:49 PM
This guy. He gets it.
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is tomorrow!!!
Tonight we dine in Hell
at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (tr0cb)
Is You Give a Cannibal A Cookie
Green Eggs and Cannibals
The Cannibal in The Hat
The Velveteen Cannibal
How the Cannibal Stole Christmas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2019 01:47 PM (/Z+Xq)
The more you actually listen to this asshat beto, the less you like him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (p0A33)
It said, "Mitch has been in the senate with an annual income of less than $200,000 but his overall worth is $4.5 million. How did a 'public servant' earn so much?"
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (59tJH)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (BqBId)
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One day soon, MSNBC is going to spend as much time talking about the awful decisions coming out of the 9th circuit more than they'll talk about the awful right turn of SCOTUS.
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (GP3/4)
The other part you're not supposed to mention is that when one runs an electric motor hard, it also generates heat.
A lot of heat.
Which reduces the efficiency.
But hey, park for 30 minutes every ... few minutes and it's all good.
Physics is a stone cold beyatch. No free lunches.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Blotto O'Paddy Poll Numbers at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Two Cannibal
Red Cannibal
Blue Cannibal
Green Eggs and Cannibals
Are you my Cannibal?
Posted by: nurse ratched
John, Jean and the Cannibal.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (9IIin)
Are you my Cannibal?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Horton Eats a Ho
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (q80AH)
Does he still carry his skateboard up on stage at his personal appearances? I loved the one clip of him riding it onto the stage at some event and all the retarded lefty lemmings in the audience mewling in unison and clapping their paws with a blank look of hive-mind joy on their drooling faces.
Posted by: Biergood at September 20, 2019 01:45 PM (yb6r+)
They must be the children or grandchildren of the idiots who squeed over Bill Clinton wearing shades and playing the saxophone in '92.
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Tripod Beto at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at September 20, 2019 01:56 PM (hjaPQ)
>>Porsche 918 has apparently been clocked at 2.2
Yikes. That much acceleration would hurt.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (rFFy+)
Dodge Demon does 2.3 and is 1/5 the cost. Cornering, different story
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (59tJH)
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It was mentioned in that Tesla link. I think the technical term is crazy fast.
The funny part of that is how Tesla posted numbers to show that their one-off prototype TROUNCED it, but they raced on a shorter section of the track and got their number without an official lap time or timekeeper.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (9nhoD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes. And then Trump should fill the new circuit court 100% himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (59tJH)
It has Ludicrous speed
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (lMn1U)
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Yeah, but he doesn't care. The Kellog's royalties are keeping high on the hog as it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (e/H31)
I don't think they really know yet, but its going to be really, REALLY quick. But their claims on recharge time are freaking cocaine-generated nonsense.
Gas engines, electric motors.
I'll try to keep that in mind. Precision in language matters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
It's very, very quick. And with realistic numbers.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (rFFy+)
do you like "Cannibals Are People Too"....or "The Cannibal Next Door"?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Zv1X1)
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The House with a Cannibal in its Walls
The Gingerbread Cannibal
Little Cannibals
Cannibal Island
Pippi Longpig
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (FiUMj)
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Oh, the campaign surrogates (let's be honest, that's what Beto is now) will be letting this shit fly for 13 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (e/H31)
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THis.
Because "tall cotton" would be RAAAAAAYYYYYCIIIIIIISSSSST!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (rFFy+)
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that movie's weird...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (9nhoD)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (59tJH)
Electric Vehicles hide behind Gov Cheese and rebates then overcharge ,pun intended,and under deliver.The behind the scenes costs are as much or more as a regular car.You like them,so,thousands do let them wear adult pants and sell on their actual cost.
Lots of lesser priced electrics are for resale and could make a nice city/town car but please make them pay for their "gas" namely electricity ,that is cheating.\
The AUTONOMOUS shtick is annoying...billions will need to be spent(from Taxpayers who else it always circles back to the guy working and paying Gov.
I can imagine nothing less enjoyable than being driven around in a soulless vehicle..who yearns for a SubWay style commute always and forever,please stand back from the platform or you may get sucked off.
Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (rFFy+)
Where The Wild Maneaters Are
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
Is there a spectrum of 'illegal' drugs ?
Alcohol > Tobacco > Weed > Cocaine > Heroin > Meth
Posted by: McCool at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (lWCRE)
I've had to harden my heart on this question. I've decided that I'd rather let Darwin have his say than destroy civil liberties with drug laws.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (kQs4Y)
Lusted after one since they came out. Amazing what they got out of that little thing.
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I've got a Ford 2.0 Litre Focus. The engine is really nice. The transmission sucks. I've often thought about pulling the engine and dropping it into an old MG and strapping on some nice 5 speed tranny to it. These little engines are really nice.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (yRAFu)
I mean, with sound financial advice, that seems eminently doable after several decades of making six figures, you know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Harry Reid has been a politician his whole life and somehow retired with a net worth of something like $10 million. I bet he has family members with crazy high numbers. All sorts of land deals.
McConnells number is not that high, him and his wife both have probably been making a few hundred thousand a year for decades in DC. So maybe $400k a year for 20+ years?
It wouldn't surprise me if a dentist or doctor retires with about the same amount.
Compound interest is very powerful, if you can squirrel only like $5k a year from when you start your career, hitting 7 figures is almost guaranteed in something like S&P500 index fund when you retire.
Posted by: Blago at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (sjTfF)
Yeah that's an insane car. And its perfect for its job: street racing monster, a modern true muscle car.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Tripod Beto at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (UFLLM)
Yeah.
Based on the same mechanism, I once drove the Nordschleife in 5min7sec...
(true story - I've broken the 9 min mark in real life. So there)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (8XRCm)
A lot of heat.
Which reduces the efficiency.
But hey, park for 30 minutes every ... few minutes and it's all good.
Physics is a stone cold beyatch. No free lunches.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
What does physics say about a 1000 - 2000 lb payload and heater or ac and an electric motor in an 80 mile one way trip? Or towing a cattle trailer with 15 head or 1200 lb cows?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 01:57 PM (FiUMj)
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Not until the coronation is completed or its victor become obvious. Then it will die down right quick as everyone pretends these people didn't say what they said during the primary.
I look forward to Candidate Trump (my favorite Trump) being the only candidate in my lifetime to throw their primary radicalism back in their teeth and never quit hitting them on it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (hjaPQ)
than $200,000 but his overall worth is $4.5 million. How did a 'public
servant' earn so much?"
Mitch McConnell has been in the Senate since 1984. That's (counts on fingers and toes) 35-years. He's worth $4.5M. Assuming an average salary of $150K over 35-years with practically zero in expenses and assuming he starts at $0 a mere 2% compound annual savings rate gets you to over $7.6M
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (NWiLs)
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When you've lost TJM...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (kQs4Y)
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Um...yeah...that movie lost me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
Initial tests put the Taycan at 2.6 seconds.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (5l6gb)
Tesla is 0-smug in 1.1 seconds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (rFFy+)
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that movie's weird...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)
On the other hand, nude, MILFy, late '80s vintage Helen Mirren.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
than $200,000 but his overall worth is $4.5 million. How did a 'public
servant' earn so much?"
Mitch McConnell has been in the Senate since 1984. That's (counts on fingers and toes) 35-years. He's worth $4.5M. Assuming an average salary of $150K over 35-years with practically zero in expenses and assuming he starts at $0 a mere 2% compound annual savings rate gets you to over $7.6M
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)
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Or, we'll just leave question marks around and imply that he's obviously corrupt. Let's do that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
I used to own an original Cuda, sold it (long story). Love the E bodies. Difference between The Demon and Hellcat...HC is 6.2L Demon has a 8.4L.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
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Who wants a children's book about a nightclub in a college town>
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (e/H31)
"You'll love your new Government Motors electric pickup truck!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (tH5fk)
Yeah.
Based on the same mechanism, I once drove the Nordschleife in 5min7sec...
(true story - I've broken the 9 min mark in real life. So there)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Pfffff. I've made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs.
*Buffs nails on lapel*
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)
On the other hand, nude, MILFy, late '80s vintage Helen Mirren.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
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Its largest saving grace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 02:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 20, 2019 02:02 PM (+5FAd)
F-350.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2019 02:02 PM (nxxK5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:02 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Q3dyo)
This is brilliant. Very insightful like most of your posts.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)
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If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (jYnPD)
Frog and Toad Are No Longer Friends Because Frog Ate Toad
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (AzW6q)
Two Cannibal
Red Cannibal
Blue Cannibal
Green Eggs and Cannibals
Are you my Cannibal?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 01:55 PM (d7Ww2)
I eat cannibal. Feed on animal.
Posted by: Toto Coelo at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (gmo/4)
If you give a man long pig, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt long pig, he'll eat for a lifetime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)
And reduce the effects of global warming
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
So this @vice article... the author is saying Brett Kavanaugh DESERVES TO BE MURDERED BY A SERIAL KILLER?!
"At a time when we are constantly inundated with stories like that of Jeffrey Epstein and Brett Kavanaugh, (serial murderer Aileen Wuornos') story is an example of men facing repercussions for their actions. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (v2wun)
Who the hell came up with this stuff? What was the design genius who decided what pickups needed was more fancy crap to break?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (d7Ww2)
I see their new comment format is a fail.
You would think they would have learned by now that the old format was a much better fit.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (wiXsO)
The engine is the whole fucking point.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Aud at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (uBywd)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (5l6gb)
Save the Planet. Eat a Millennial.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)
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Or, we'll just leave question marks around and imply that he's obviously corrupt. Let's do that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
How about we take a look at their tax returns for the last twenty years? Fair is fair after all.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (6qErC)
Yeah that's an insane car. And its perfect for its job: street racing monster, a modern true muscle car.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Those flat superchargers (*not* turbochargers) are the work of engineers who have an acute fondness for raw power on the street.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 01:59 PM (5l6gb)
Is that the time from Zero-to-Getting-Laid?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (CQ3Qb)
Later
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
Rule 34!
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (Ciifn)
stories like that of Jeffrey Epstein and Brett Kavanaugh, (serial
murderer Aileen Wuornos') story is an example of men facing
repercussions for their actions. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (v2wun)
What. The. Serious. Fuck.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++
When pickup trucks became a combination of status symbol and everyday-driver for people, mostly men. Pickup trucks used to suck as daily drivers. As more people bought them for that purpose, they wanted features and luxuries. They got them.
I doubt the whiz-bang tailgate is going to make it onto most work trucks, but they will on the daily-driver/weekend-runabout trucks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (e/H31)
So this @vice article... the author is saying Brett Kavanaugh DESERVES TO BE MURDERED BY A SERIAL KILLER?!
"At a time when we are constantly inundated with stories like that of Jeffrey Epstein and Brett Kavanaugh, (serial murderer Aileen Wuornos') story is an example of men facing repercussions for their actions. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (v2wun)
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They made a movie about Aileen staring Charlize Theron titled Monster.
I found it weird, because it failed utterly to get me to sympathize with Aileen at all. One man hires her as a prostitute and then beats her. She then kills several other men (not the guy who beat her), including one very nice guy who wanted to help her.
Christina Ricci played Aileen's friend/lover, and she was portrayed negatively for giving Aileen up to authorities.
It was weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (kQs4Y)
Who the hell came up with this stuff? What was the design genius who decided what pickups needed was more fancy crap to break?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
I had a 1999 Mazda B4000 roll windows, manual locks, 4 on floor with OD I loved that truck
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (FiUMj)
Go ahead and rear end one of those trucks with the fancy new tailgate that costs $4500 to replace.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (rFFy+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Buy my new cookbook, "101 Ways to Serve Your Fellow Man"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)
Good point. People forget that these entrenched guys have very low overhead and near-zero expenses.
Someone making 50K a year--but living expenses, medical insurance, travel etc. paid--would be rich after 35 years.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (wiXsO)
See a few of those driving around now w/cracks where they hit the raised trailer hitch.
Point and laugh time.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (6qErC)
Who the hell came up with this stuff? What was the design genius who decided what pickups needed was more fancy crap to break?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
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It's all so they can pay UAW slobs $70/hr. And there are enough fools who will pay for stupid "features" like that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)
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Maybe he's about to suddenly have legal troubles.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (t5m5e)
Someone making 50K a year--but living expenses, medical insurance, travel etc. paid--would be rich after 35 years.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
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And $4.5 million at 70 isn't exactly the stuff of robber barons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (GP3/4)
Epstein - millionaire who engaged in teen sex slavery to satisfy the deviant appetites of his VIP friends
Brett Kavanaugh - A well-respected lawyer and judge, loyal husband, father and faithful Christian who's been accused - without proof - of drunkenly kissing a fellow teen 30+ years ago
Yeah, I can see how you could put both those guys together. NOT.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (wiXsO)
gives with one hand
takes away with the other
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (rPjB9)
++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/IZuVcv81aLU?t=120
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (e/H31)
features. Because that's the real demand for a pickup: a fancy
multi-part electric tailgate that does all sorts of weird folding and
moving and breaks ten minutes after you load the truck up the first
time.
Who the hell came up with this stuff? What was the design genius who decided what pickups needed was more fancy crap to break?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Glad I am not the only one to think that was ghey.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (jYnPD)
Brett Kavanaugh - A well-respected lawyer and judge, loyal husband, father and faithful Christian who's been accused - without proof - of drunkenly kissing a fellow teen 30+ years ago
Yeah, I can see how you could put both those guys together. NOT.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 02:08 PM (bDqIh)
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People believe this.
It's weird.
Things are weird on this thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (FiUMj)
I doubt the whiz-bang tailgate is going to make it onto most work trucks, but they will on the daily-driver/weekend-runabout trucks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
At $69,500 for a 2019 GMC Sierra 1500.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (rPjB9)
Wonder if Obama has an opinion on his and Trumps calls to foreign leaders?
Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (B/g/o)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (59tJH)
first place? I mean it's not like you go from making $20K a year to
Senator.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (FiUMj)
Not called The Millionaires' Club because it's catchy, don-cha-know.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (qnViw)
It's very nice, I'm sure.
jr mouse bought a new 2018 F150 last fall for 32.5/taxes,tags,all in.
My Lariat was just a teeeeenie bit more...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (rPjB9)
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Nobody actually pays that though. General rule of thumb is take 15-20% off MSRP when buying a domestic truck. And closer to 30% if it's end of the model year and the next year's model has come out.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (FiUMj)
Wonder if Obama has an opinion on his and Trumps calls to foreign leaders?
Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 02:09 PM (B/g/o)
I do remember the open mike thingy
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)
The market would be yuge.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: deebo at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (2u8LP)
Hansel Eats Gretel
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
Rule 34!
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (Ciifn)
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BIG BAD WOLF: Then Ill huff and Ill puff and Ill blow your house down.
Little Red Canibalhood: No your not. You're going to EAT ME like in the book.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (59tJH)
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Also known as the ones you drive and the ones you keep in a temperature controlled garage that nobody is ever allowed to touch or breathe near. Which I never quite get the point of.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:12 PM (FiUMj)
It's a beautiful day in the Cannibal neighbourhood
A bloody red day in the morning though Hello children
who are you going to eat today?
Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 02:12 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2019 02:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yeah like new Jeeps.
You can see the difference in ads. Chevy pitches their trucks to the I-Phone clutching yuppies who are all glad the bed resists dents, and Ford pitches their trucks go guys who get dirty jeans the honest way rather than pre-dirtied off the rack.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (FhXTo)
Not really, no.
Seriously, no. People want stuff. Hell, you aren't taking away my A/C seats. And remote start. And for those 2 months a year when I'm not in Houston, the heated steering wheel...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (FhXTo)
+++++++++++
Speed, I reckon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (59tJH)
The market would be yuge.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 20, 2019 02:11 PM (hjaPQ)
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Tell you what.
I recently bought a Sorento off Carvana.
I am DULY impressed with my rice burning soccermom beta mobile.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
A coworker bought a Dodge RAM pickup with heated rear seats. In a pickup the rear seat was where you tossed the empty beer cans, when you were hauling something and couldn't normally toss them back in the bed.
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (Ciifn)
I think there's two kinds of Porsches. The ones you enjoy, and the insane street legal race cars like the GT and the 918.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (59tJH)
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I heard that Porsche had stopped selling one of those models to the public, because it was killing too many of the world's precious bankers. I forget which one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:06 PM (FiUMj)
Right you are. But I wouldn't call the air-cooled versions "a joke." They were very competitive in that category in their time. Porsche is, or used to be, about the driving experience, the sensation of being on the road not above it, about weight to power efficiency, and about a car that tests you and loves to perform the more it performs. My favorite was the mid-80s Carrera with the 3.2. Porsche lost some soul when the went to water-cooled. That pure air-cooled howl at 5000 rpms was unmistakable and incomparable.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (ejd/p)
I know 2 people that have Datsun pickups still running on a daily basis. One is a 1979, the other not sure. Easiest things ever to work on.
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (UFLLM)
and if you have a truck to trade, those values are generally remarkable. The actual cash out of pocket becomes almost... reasonable.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (59tJH)
I recently bought a Sorento off Carvana.
I am DULY impressed with my rice burning soccermom beta mobile.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++
Just got one for my retired-as-of-today mom. I have had it for a few weeks at her and my dad's new house they'll be moving to shortly. The 4-cylinder is a little bit jumpy at low speeds on hills (I suspect the 6 would not be) but overall I am pretty impressed with it. I'd have one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (9IIin)
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (DYHi4)
Heh.
That was the gag about the 930. Then the Carrera GT
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (6qErC)
I recently bought a Sorento off Carvana.
I am DULY impressed with my rice burning soccermom beta mobile.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM
Still loving my new Accord after a year.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (UFLLM)
The market would be yuge."
Not really, no.
Seriously, no. People want stuff. Hell, you aren't taking away my
A/C seats. And remote start. And for those 2 months a year when I'm not
in Houston, the heated steering wheel...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
I'd nearly kill for a decent small diesel pickup like the hi-lux without all the electric crap that jacks up the weight and price.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
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All I want is working AC and the ability to haul shit.
All of trucks were in the work truck class. BUt I drive 35-40k a year for work too.
The real problem with "trucks" is all the city born software engineers and customer reps that keep driving the price up.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 01:54 PM (BqBId)
Now if the remainder were to take early retirement.
That would almost be Clintonesque.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (1g7ch)
I've always bought Porsches close to their flatlined depreciation curve. Usually 5-7 years old. Still pretty new, but old enough to be able to enjoy without freaking out every time it goes outside the garage.
Right now the best buy out there is a 2010-12 Cayman S. You can get one for around 30-35K, they were $75-85K new. And are a hell of a car.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (59tJH)
All of trucks were in the work truck class. BUt I drive 35-40k a year for work too.
The real problem with "trucks" is all the city born software engineers and customer reps that keep driving the price up.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
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Why do I get the sense that Toyota could sell a new sedan for less than $10,000, but regulations enforcing numbers of airbags and levels of electronics keep the price up?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Well, I've got one and a trailer to haul the other, so...
*grins*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (Zv1X1)
Someone making 50K a year--but living expenses, medical insurance, travel etc. paid--would be rich after 35 years.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
Zero expenses?
Having to fund two separate households? One in a very expensive place to live? (DC).
Means two houses. Two sets of everything, including vehicles.
But then, I'm of the belief that we should get rid of all their insider trading stuff, and have the States fund their DC housing (have them buy them like a Gov's mansion is).
Would cut back on potential graft.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (q1Pj5)
I know 2 people that have Datsun pickups still running on a daily basis. One is a 1979, the other not sure. Easiest things ever to work on.
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (UFLLM)
Datsuns were OK once you figured them out. My family had a 74 Datsun 610 coupe that had dual points and condensers. Son of a bitch to repair, which had to happen about every 8000 miles. Exhaust system would rust out every other year too.
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:15 PM (e/H31)
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Mine has the THETA engine. 2.0 litre turbo.
That thing snappy compared to my GMC Sierra.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (8XRCm)
Last of the Mohican Cannibals
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (Zv1X1)
Last of the Mohican Cannibals
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (UFLLM)
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Does he eat himself?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM
I love threads like this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Hey, I know! Let's make cameras mandatory! They're only...*fill in the blank here*, so every vehicle should have 'em!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (KZzsI)
Hey, I know! Let's make cameras mandatory! They're only...*fill in the blank here*, so every vehicle should have 'em!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (6qErC)
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It's not the camera. It's the touchscreen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (59tJH)
Sounds like a great car to fetch that price.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (H8QX8)
Having to fund two separate households? One in a very expensive place to live? (DC).
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)
Talking specifically about Mitch McConnell, his wife was/is rather gainfully employed. And campaign cash can be used to cover "expenses" - very broadly defined, of course.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
My truck is a toy hauler, as well as a daily driver.
I appreciate the amenities.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (kQs4Y)
Not really, no.
Seriously, no. People want stuff. Hell, you aren't taking away my A/C seats. And remote start. And for those 2 months a year when I'm not in Houston, the heated steering wheel...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I want a truck. New. Something that gets me from point A to point B. Fabric bucket seats. AC/Heater that comes out the dash. AM-FM Stereo. Hand crank windows. $16 - $20k.
If I wanted all that fru fru shit, I'd buy a Lincoln Continental.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (rPjB9)
Oh man - drove around in a 280 back in the day.
Very nice.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
He's very flexible.
Posted by: Moistened Bint at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: The Man From Nantucket at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (ejd/p)
What in the name of blue blazes is a "Chief Amazement Officer?" That's a new one on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: The Delta House Cake at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)
Very nice.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (6qErC)
Damn. I'd like to have one now. Heard they handled we'll too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (Zv1X1)
Talking specifically about Mitch McConnell, his wife was/is rather gainfully employed. And campaign cash can be used to cover "expenses" - very broadly defined, of course.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (77WPm)
Which is the point. Its still a rich man's game.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (NgKpN)
point A to point B. Fabric bucket seats. AC/Heater that comes out the
dash. AM-FM Stereo. Hand crank windows. $16 - $20k.
If I wanted all that fru fru shit, I'd buy a Lincoln Continental.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (rPjB9)
Fleet sales
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Gilbert Grape at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (q1Pj5)
What in the name of blue blazes is a "Chief Amazement Officer?" That's a new one on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
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The Company Drug Dealer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2019 02:10 PM (qnViw)
But he loves them.
Really...
Yeah. Really...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (Zv1X1)
Not long before Father Hate died he got a 280Z. I never got a chance to drive it but he told me it cranked.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (BD+IJ)
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2019 02:21 PM (NgKpN)
Oh! No argument there, Don. 21-months in the Senate damn-near broke Scott Brown (MA) because he wasn't a rich man when he got elected in the first place and wasn't there long enough to rake-in enough cash to cover his living expenses.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (77WPm)
I'm convinced that all those "lane monitors" and "warnings about other cars" are just a test bed for self-drivers, though. They're using stupid gullible tech worshipers to work out the kinks.
But the ads, basically they're selling this to really awful drivers. "Are you so incompetent you try to change lanes without looking? Do you constantly spend time texting and not watching the road? DO we ever have the car for you, bonehead!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)
As I've mentioned - jr's F 150 STX. Upper 20's, and it's incredible. Long bed, extra range fuel tank - 500 mile cruising range.
Very nice.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 20, 2019 02:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Blotto has gone furry curious again.
https://bit.ly/2kUKZEd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)
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Freakin' Denver. Damn, this town sucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 02:23 PM (AzW6q)
Well they had an actual suspension, unlike leaf springs in the muscle cars of the era. By today's standards not too great, but back then, much better than the usual Detroit steel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (BD+IJ)
Posted by: Trophey Wine Mom at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (BD+IJ)
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I doubt it. The graft may get more expensive, which will just mean that the damage they do will increase to maintain the ROI.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (e/H31)
(And I think that the places in the S and X designs where Tesla decided they had to have it their way and screwed up are responsible for what problems those cars have, AND why Toyota discontinued their partnership.)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:25 PM (BD+IJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 02:25 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:25 PM (BD+IJ)
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In the Dawn of the Dead remake, they started fast and then slowed as rigor mortis set in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (KZzsI)
reduced corruption. Currently buying a pol gets a 30x return on
investment.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2019 02:22 PM (BD+IJ)
So long as buying and selling are controlled by government the first thing that will be bought and sold are politicians.
- Shit PJ O'Rourke may have said
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (77WPm)
Yup.
Look, the car keeps itself in lane! It can parallel park by itself! You've enjoyed cruise control for decades! Why not go fully self-driving, you're already halfway there.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
Very nice.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Had one like that in 2008. Sticker was $24k.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
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I would agree if this were 2009 instead of 2019. The 911 has become way too big since the 987.2. The 996 was a little bigger than the 993. The 987 was a little bigger than the 996 but still OK. Then BOOM the 991 blew up. I was shocked the first time I said in a 991, it was massive. No longer a small nilble sports car, it's a touring 2 door coupe.
Caymans are what 911s used to be.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
Is You Give a Cannibal A Cookie
Green Eggs and Cannibals
The Cannibal in The Hat
The Velveteen Cannibal
How the Cannibal Stole Christmas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2019
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Watership Cannibal
Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Cannibals' Pot
A Cannibal in Wonderland
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 02:27 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:28 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
When you say "mechanically" you mean they used dogshit parts on things like fuel pumps, right? Because engineering wise they were really good.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (y7DUB)
The 928 got it's revenge...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:28 PM (6qErC)
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Heh. Yep. Good way to look at it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (kQs4Y)
"Second"?
NA, NB, NC, N... whatever...
seriously tho - fun little rides.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 20, 2019 02:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:19 PM (KZzsI)"
..In the NA market both the Ford F series and the Toyota Tacomas should still be available with vinyl floors. Non-carpet flooring is available aftermarket for Wranglers.
Nobody really wants a front bench seat anymore anyways, more useful to be able to put a big console safe there.
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 20, 2019 02:30 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 20, 2019 02:30 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (CQ3Qb)
Is she still single?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 02:30 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 20, 2019 02:31 PM (88+cf)
What year and was it a base or an S? There's a world of difference between the two. I personally love the Cayman, I own one, in S configuration, and manual. I will dick punch anyone who drones on about the PDK. Fuck that shit. Drive the damn car like God intended, with a 3rd pedal.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:32 PM (FiUMj)
Most euro engines sound that way. People talk about how great Ferarri's sound but they sound wimpy to me. Drive like hell but sound like a riding lawnmower.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 02:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 02:33 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (CQ3Qb)
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So you gave up every man's dream to avoid a 5 second look on a waiter's face? Bruh!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 02:33 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2019 01:42 PM (CQ3Qb)
if you didn't mouth the words "I earn every penny with my body" you missed your chance.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at September 20, 2019 02:37 PM (9IIin)
120 On this line item, at least, Beto is absolutely right, and doesn't even go far enough. Everyone who has taken part in enforcing any drug law should be subjected to "Nuremberg trials."
I am completely serious. If you add up the years of life wasted in prison by people who only wanted to help someone feel good, the War on Drugs is entirely comparable to the Holocaust.
****
"People who only wanted to help someone feel good" is the wierdest way I've ever heard to describe someone who deals drugs for a living.
Most of those don't really care why someone wants their product, they recognize its a product in high demand and the risk is astronomical, but the reward is very lucrative if you can move enough product.
There's nothing altruistic about it. At *best* its flat Greed. And while I don't automatically hate a person for Greed, very few drug dealers leave it at that.
Posted by: FrozenTech at September 20, 2019 02:37 PM (IXw8E)
17m
"The Mueller report mentions Sater more than 100 times but fails to mention that he was an active undercover informant for the FBI/CIA for more than two decades."
It's almost like they deliberately...nah, couldn't be!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 02:40 PM (BqBId)
OK not all of us have huge dicks,some of us horde have massive ones..........................
Posted by: saf at September 20, 2019 03:17 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: just do something at September 20, 2019 03:21 PM (0hOKG)
The plan is on his campaign website and it is worth taking a look at, if for no other reason than to see just how far the left is going in their war on the American taxpayer.
Go home, Furry. You're drunk and high. As usual.
Posted by Ace of Spades at 01:15 PM Comments
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
The plan is on his campaign website and it is worth taking a look at, if for no other reason than to see just how far the left is going in their war on the American taxpayer.
Go home, Furry. You're drunk and high. As usual.
Posted by Ace of Spades at 01:15 PM Comments
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
Go home, Furry. You're drunk and high. As usual.
Posted by Ace of Spades at 01:15 PM Comments
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2019 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
Beto is the designated mover of the Overton Window, and he'll be rewarded in the future for his service to the socialist cause. Mind you in some cases that reward is a bullet, because socialists get rid of their useful idiots when they're no longer useful, but that won't be the case in this country for several years yet. He and Yang and Bernie push the limits on what is acceptable discourse on an issue, and that is their job. It works. Beto doesn't need a Dacha like Bernie did, being married to absurd wealth, so his reward will likely be fame or respectability inside the right circles. Not bad for a clown.
Btw, I have no idea what the hell happened up above.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2019 03:56 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 20, 2019 04:56 PM (wGqjj)
He lives riverside in a van
Drinks gin without tonic
and vapes him some chronic
He's Blotto the Dealer Man!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 20, 2019 05:56 PM (Ndje9)
If we were going to consider any kind of benefit for "non-violent" offenders it would need to be only people who have NEVER committed a violent offense.
Not that I support this kind of stuff at all, but that seems to be a loophole no one ever points out.
Posted by: JessiP at September 20, 2019 06:05 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: grimble grumble at September 20, 2019 08:20 PM (luAZV)
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