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Robert Francis "Blotto" O'Rourke Holds a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything); Half of the Questions Are About His Hitlerian Position on Guns, or Internet Scuttlebutt That He's Secretly a Furry

I don't know if there's any real reason for the furry thing, whether it's a "real" rumor or just something made up to troll.

Answer: I'm told that Blotto dressed up as a furry for some of his stupid Rich Kid "Punk" Band shows, and some suspect he took his work home with him.

betoisafurry

But all the people on the internet seem to believe it, and I think that means it's true.

Here are the a non-fursona-related questions, mostly about guns:

In fall of 2018, during a CNN town hall, you famously said "I don't want to take yours, or anyone else's guns," which is a position echoed by many politicians, such as former President Barack Obama, when discussing gun control proposals.

You've now flip-flopped on that position, and are unabashedly campaigning for outright gun confiscation.

Many gun rights advocates have claimed throughout the years that either it's only a matter of time before gun control advocates push for confiscation even if they don't actively push for it at a certain point in time (the "slippery slope" argument), or that they secretly desire confiscation the entire time, but refuse to admit it or lie about it. Which case did you fall under during that 2018 town hall? Were you lying about your desires for confiscation then, or have you proven the "slippery slope" argument completely true?

He didn't answer.

Hey Beto! 2 parter if you don't mind.

How much did you pay your advertising firm to come up with the Beto for Senate campaign logo that looked like a spicy ketchup packet from Whataburger? Did you know it was plagiarized before it was released? Were you upset at the company or did you get your money back?

How much did you pay your advertising firm to come up with the "Hell yes, we will take your AR-15" campaign slogan that looked just like a Eric Swalwell slogan? Did you know it was plagiarized before it was released? Were you upset at the company or did you get your money back?

Another no-answer.

What makes you qualified to even run for president? You're a wealthy white guy who got handed everything, escaped punishment for a serious criminal act, and then lost an election to the least popular senator in America despite tens of millions in outside funding.

You've never done well in national polling despite a glowing media painting you as a Kennedy like figure, and you've never won a national or statewide election.

Is there a plan for victory beyond saying fuck a lot?

...


As a Texan who looked to give you every chance to get my vote during your Senate race against Ted Cruz, why does it seem like your policies changed dramatically between your failed Senate run and your now current Presidential one?

...

Is it true that you and your wife have over 400 Million in assets? How do you think being ultra wealthy affects your policy choices?

Obviously, no answers to these questions.

This is a question we've all asked. No answer, obviously.

Why do you insist on using the name Beto, when your name is Robert and you're a white guy?

Also, good luck with taking firearms away from millions of law abiding citizens. Your little remarks about that subject were that of an aspiring tyrant.

Oh, another poet!

Hi Beto, thanks for stopping by. As we all know you were pretty active in the early hacktivist community, as well as moonlighting as an amateur poet. At some point are you planning to livestream a reading of your seminal work of art, “The Song of the Cow”? I feel that ass waxing and butt-shining are two very relevant issues many politicians are faced with daily in the modern political arena. If you had any insight on the future of cyber security in American voting we would be interested to hear about that as well, but the poetry is the priority. Again, thank you for your time and say hi to Texas for me. (Yeehaw)

About his criminal record:

Hey Beto. Is it true that the real reason you wanna confiscate AR-15s and AK-47s is because your DUI and subsequent fleeing from the scene (edit: forgot about your burglary charges, sorry I left out one of your achievements) makes it illegal for you to own them and you're jealous? Also, I have seen you say that Texans you’ve met have been asking you to do this. I think you're misunderstanding the intent behind the phrase "come and take it"

A question on drug policy:

how much coke do you and your dad do together you fake fuck?

stop saying you represent texas, you dont, not even close. couldnt even beat that shithead cruz.

Some furry-related questions:

Hi, Beto. My question is about your furry band in college. Can you tell us a little bit more about that? Just from a human interest perspective.

Hi Beto! Thank you for doing this AMA. The rise of the internet has led to a resurgence among many groups and ideologies incompatible with modern American society. Unfortunately, these groups have also begun to organize outside of the internet in the form of rallies, meetings, and even full-blown conventions in our communities. Many people, myself included, are beginning to fear that the only way to prevent large scale violence is for the government to intervene, with force if necessary. With all of that said, would you like to address the allegations that you're a fucking furry?

I love the technique of starting off with a real-sounding question and then getting in the dig at the end. Howard Stern's prank callers popularized this technique.

I'm thinking of buying a new fursuit. Do you think it's worth it to get the custom-made ones off Etsy, or should I just go for the $400-500 ones on ShopMascot and cut out the holes where I need them?

Hi Beto. As a member of the furry community, what steps would you take to stop any further marginalization of our community?

We're often the subject of hostility and brutal memes like "GAS ALL FURRIES," but outside our fursona, we're all just regular people trying to make our way in the world.

I know you've donned the war paint before, so I ask if you're elected to please help out a group of people that have flown under the radar when discussing underrepresented groups of Americans.

This question is about guns, not Blotto's fursona, but the writer calls himself "ComeAndTakeItFurry."

ComeAndTakeItFurry

Robert Francis, given your criminal history, which includes burglary and a drunken hit and run, wouldn't you fail a background check? Why then do you believe you can require law-abiding Americans to sell you their guns?

Furry "Rock:"

That's really terrible shit right there.

isbetoafurry

Anti-Furrite Bigotry from the GOP:

antifurrybigotry

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:17 PM




Comments

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1 Furry in a Fury!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

2 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (2sCft)

3 Beto is a movie that writes itself.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 03:18 PM (qEujL)

4 He is a frakking furry, and he won't be getting any of my AR variants without a serious fight.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 03:18 PM (RcK/E)

5 meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2019 03:18 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Beta O'leary a furry?
Drug addled superfically charming with the coordination necessary to destroy a Sheraton hotel jacuzzi?
Yeah seems legit.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (xbWHd)

7 Not gonna be willowed THIS comment, no siree...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

8 10?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (uLuPn)

9
Betomania!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (d6PHR)

10 10!

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (uLuPn)

11 If someone puts on a squirrel costume, doesn't modern psychology require everyone else to acknowledge that yes, they are 100% a squirrel?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (9nhoD)

12 One time he was going as a chipmunk to a furry convention and somebody dressed as an AR15 yiffed him instead of the other way around and now it's imprinted on his hippocampus. IMPRINTED.

Posted by: Obi-Wan joncelli at September 19, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

13 Also come, have them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:20 PM (9nhoD)

14 Blotto once mentioned having his ear hair trimmed. If that isn't Presidential I don't know what is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

15 I think the furry stuff comes from him having donned an animal costume on stage once.

And from there, ComfortablySmug has made it a big Twitter meme and pretty much all of Beto's tweets have replies of "Beto is a furry."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)

16 I will now read the content that ace, ( may he live forever) has so graciously given us.... exuding virtue, I am...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (90T4r)

17 I'm so old I thought AMA stood for American Medical Association ...

Posted by: Adriane the AMA Critic ... at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (LPnfS)

18 Willowed: The absolutely meaningless "National Popular Vote" went 65,853,514 for
Felonious and 62,984,828 for Trump. At the risk of committing math on
the smart MilBlog, that's a plurality of 2,868,686

Felonious
carried California by 4.27-million votes. Meaning that DJT won the
remaining 49-states and the DC by just over 1.4-million votes.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have the Electoral College.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (77WPm)

19 We're coming for your furry costumes next!

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (3mMB+)

20 Fredo O'Rourke

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

21 Ugh - I fucking hate what Pixy does to copy/pasted text in Firefox.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (77WPm)

22 17 I'm so old I thought AMA stood for American Medical Association ...

Posted by: Adriane the AMA Critic


Against Medical Advice

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (d7Ww2)

23 To find Beto at a drug-fueled furry sex party just look for the furry with the syringe on top.



Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (m45I2)

24 Hitler loosened restrictions on Germans owning guns

Posted by: Kurt at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (N8RSR)

25 With all of that said, would you like to address the allegations that you're a fucking furry?

Made my day right there.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (rP4OC)

26 hola chavalos y chavalas, anything new happen ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (B+t5k)

27
If someone puts on a squirrel costume, doesn't modern psychology require everyone else to acknowledge that yes, they are 100% a squirrel?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple.


Yes. The forthcoming DSM lists failure to celebrate furry identity as a mental disorders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (d6PHR)

28 What the Hell is a Furry?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (uLuPn)

29 "Howard Stern's prank callers popularized this technique."

I see O.J.!

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

30 Always trust a man who was charged with burglary to impose gun control.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (xptlg)

31 So AMA means ask me anything but I will only answer the pre-determined questions posted by staffers and leave the humiliating questions up for all the world to see and laugh at?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (jyJl/)

32 Blotto 2020: I'm used to hairy situations!

Posted by: Belfast Burrito at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (Y96Po)

33 I see the OJ and he's looking a-mighty scared.

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (B+t5k)

34 Was Germany a Constitutional Republic, Kurt? No? Then STFU.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (y7DUB)

35 Oh look! Kurt's back! Kurt, you old bastard, welcome back! We all thought you'd finally succumbed to the asphyxiation inherent in cock-sucking the entire homeless population of San Diego multiple times per day. Congratulations on surviving, you jizz-faced ass clown!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

36 Why do I care what a bunch of f*cking Nazi monsters and war criminals did?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (9nhoD)

37 Bet0% gets lots of pics of tatas from late 40s wine moms. Not everyone can say that. I wonder what his sugar momma thinks about that.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (BRpqW)

38 There is video of him playing in a band in a furry suit.

There is also a twitter pic of him having wet his pants and grinning like an idiot.

He was clearly not the High School Valedictorian.

Posted by: simplemind at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (C6xeQ)

39 Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of those questions were actually asked and that Ace might have embellished the content a bit?

or was the snark actually that good?

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (Ciifn)

40 28
What the Hell is a Furry?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (uLuPn)


DO NOT GOOGLE IT.

DO NOT.

DO NOT LISTEN TO MORONS TELLING YOU TO GOOGLE IT.

YOU WILL LOSE.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (rP4OC)

41 What the Hell is a Furry?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (uLuPn)


You don't want to know. Hold on to your innocence.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (aS1PU)

42 He's like a dude in a cheap Yogie bear costume and the pick-a-nic basket is full of AR-15s!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (llxrS)

43 Not sure what news conference Mike Gallagher was playing clips from but Robert claimed Texans were banging on his door begging him to take their ARs from them.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)

44 Posted by: Kurt at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (N8RSR)


You left-out the part where he confiscated them from the people he sent off to die in his concentration camps. So please, DIAF asshole.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (77WPm)

45 Hitler loosened restrictions on Germans owning guns
Posted by: Kurt

Only on Good Germans named 'Kurt'.

Posted by: Belfast Burrito at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (Y96Po)

46 All my guns were melted down into sheet metal which I used to build a helicopter to throw Socialists out of.

Thanks for stopping by! Since you're here, would you like a scenic aerial tour? Free-of-charge, of course.

Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (6MoD2)

47 Is there a plan for victory beyond saying fuck a lot?

That would be my plan, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (Z4rgH)

48 Yeah, but Hitler confiscated all the gun owned by Jews, dipshit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (1ISKN)

49 All my guns were melted down into sheet metal which I used to build a helicopter to throw Socialists out of.

--

I sold all mine to fatherless black males between the ages of 21-25.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (9nhoD)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:25 PM (OWo/o)

51 Ace-san is wise in the ways of Whataburger. He has mastered the art of ketchup. I bow.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (UUkQp)

52 >>You don't want to know. Hold on to your innocence.


Some things are best unseen.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Ciifn)

53 I hope Beto has moved the Overton window where Democrats feel they can openly talk about gun confiscation.

Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (sjTfF)

54 I get paid by the post and it sure beats sucking off Don Le-moan types on Castro. So sue me.

Posted by: Kunt at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (BRpqW)

55 What the Hell is a Furry?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (uLuPn)


We're here to cheerfully (and vividly) answer your questions!

Posted by: AoSHQ Customer Service at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Y96Po)

56 What the Hell is a Furry?

A type of Plymouth.

Posted by: that guy who skims the comments at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (WwHot)

57 Like it or not dems, beto has become the face of the party as far as Republicans are concerned.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)

58 I think it's a toss up between the "you're a fucking furry" and "cutting out the holes where I need them" for question of the day.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (OWo/o)

59 You don't want to know.

--

Never, ever do an internet search on things you read here. Especially anything even vaguely Japanese sounding.|

I don't care if it's on the food or garden thread, either. Never means never.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (9nhoD)

60 >>>39 Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of those questions were actually asked and that Ace might have embellished the content a bit?

or was the snark actually that good?

...

they're all real.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

61 Honestly, I can't get too uptight about anything Pancho Vanilla says/does. He's simply not serious, and there's no threat he's going to become serious anytime soon.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (77WPm)

62 Somebody should've asked him if he takes psychedelic drugs.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (xPl2J)

63 a lot of great questions. the professional media sucks ass. they're ass suckers.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (nFwvY)

64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

65 I was really pissed at how close Beto got in his race with Cruz. I was pissed at how many middle aged moms felt like he was some heart throb and voted for him because he was "cute".

It really does my heart good to see his political career go down in flames like this, and make no mistake, it is going down in flames. He will NEVER win another race for statewide or national office again. (I won't rule out Mayor of Juarez)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

66 I am pretty sure Zombie at some point in time had a furry picture in her nic.

That should be all you need to know. Don't go searching for it.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (jyJl/)

67 Hell hath no furry like a Beto scorned.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (tv8Yi)

68 I saw Beto and the Furr Butts open for Kaptain Kangaroo and the Green Jeans at Poplar Creek!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

69 This truly is the Best Timeline.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (wCmLp)

70 To find Beto at a drug-fueled furry sex party just look for the furry with the syringe on top.


Posted by: MuldoonPlease state your answer in the form of a limerick

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (yuEZw)

71 I think that's Kurt on the drums. Admit it, Kurt.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (JoUsr)

72 Like it or not dems, beto has become the face of the party as far as Republicans are concerned.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)

You forgot about me!!!
- AOC, with her empty head and meaty funbags

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (77WPm)

73 I see O.J.!
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (xPl2J)


And he looks scared.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (OWo/o)

74 You don't want to know. Hold on to your innocence.

Probly should tell you to hold off on googling "yiffing" too since you asked.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (QPvMy)

75 which question was yours, ace?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (B+t5k)

76 We're gonna need to cut a lot more holes, gentleman!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (llxrS)

77 66 I am pretty sure Zombie at some point in time had a furry picture in her nic.

Furry or Fuzzy Britches?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (uLuPn)

78 So Kurt thinks Jewish Germans weren't real Germans. Sounds like he and Hitler are on the same page.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (Wj9tV)

79 64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

that's a good one to search the Internet for. Search for images especially.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

80 Who is sillier, Beto or the field?


I mean, when you consider Kamala-Blow Job, Liawatha, the Flying Castro's and Abortion Pete, there's plenty of silliness to consider in the field, but I argue that Beto, the Running Man, is ahead of the crowd by a considerable distance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (NVYyb)

81 64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)



It is just that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

82 I'm always shocked that there are people who can comment all day in this little cesspool we love and not get a splash of muck on them.

Furries wear fur suits and it's a fetish, so....put two and two together. It's not anything complicated.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

83 No wonder he wants to take our guns.

Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (xjiRE)

84 A hint: A furry does not describe an actress from the vintage age of porn.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Ciifn)

85 It really does my heart good to see his political career go down in flames like this, and make no mistake, it is going down in flames. He will NEVER win another race for statewide or national office again. (I won't rule out Mayor of Juarez)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)


Too many people confuse voting for politicians with voting for a Prom King.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (cK+AV)

86 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

--

I didn't really know either, IC. I just thought it best not to ask. lol

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (JoUsr)

87 So, just a ballpark, how many polling point has this stunt cost him ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (c1yAg)

88 These questions are too funny..I was chuckling away and co-workers were asking what was so funny...no way I was going to say furry jokes

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

89 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

-

They don't just dress in the costume. They become the animal. By law. Bake their cake, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (9nhoD)

90 64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

And have sex in them yes.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Wj9tV)

91 Did he answer any questions?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (E+OcO)

92
Huh. Nobody asked about the time he tried to trick his wife into eating a turd?

'Cuz that would've been the first thing I asked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (AzW6q)

93 56 What the Hell is a Furry?

A type of Plymouth.
Posted by: that guy who skims the comments at September 19, 2019


*
*

Naw, it was a kids' Western TV series with Peter Graves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)

94 66 I am pretty sure Zombie at some point in time had a furry picture in her nic.

Furry or Fuzzy Britches?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:28 PM (uLuPn)


Exhaust pipe.
'nuff said.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (aS1PU)

95 I would like to put forward again my theory that the size of a leftwing politician's teeth is inversely proportionate to their intellectual capacity. Donkey Chompers is, of course, the prime example of this, with her enormous horse teeth obscuring the hollow skull cavity where her brain should be.


Beto is my #2 example. He's toothier than a g-ddamn Kennedy.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (rP4OC)

96 And this asshole wants to be president.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

97 To find Beto at a drug-fueled furry sex party just look for the furry with the syringe on top.
Posted by: Muldoon

Please state your answer in the form of a limerick


***********

Okay


In animal suits they party 'til they drop
And rampant drug use never seems to stop
The orgy's so exciting
They all want to go riding
On the furry with the syringe on top

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (m45I2)

98 Poor Cruz receiving ancillary hits.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (lQSMb)

99 Furries wear fur suits and it's a fetish, so....put two and two together. It's not anything complicated.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

As a prelude to sex?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

100 Lest anyone think that was an actual witness, he said something in code at the end relating to a popular national radio show host.

That was a completely farcical call.

Posted by: Al Michaels at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (OWo/o)

101 It is just that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

oh, if only it was "just that"....

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

102 I'm a quarter furry. Mostly from my bellybutton to my knees.


Hic!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (tv8Yi)

103 I need a 15 minute nap

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

104 95 Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (rP4OC)

A good hypothesis look at Dhimmi Carter and Emperor Urkle X...

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (xbWHd)

105 Try to take my Ar-15 Beto and I'll skin your furry suit, make a rug out of it and fuck your wife on it.

Posted by: Guzalot at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (prSvo)

106 92
Huh. Nobody asked about the time he tried to trick his wife into eating a turd?

'Cuz that would've been the first thing I asked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019


*
*

"Hey, Beto, remember that time you wanted to drill a hole in your own head?"

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ClOmq)

107 lol

Gotta love Americans.
This is why we are so envied around the world.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (vEIlU)

108 And this asshole wants to be president.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)


This asshole tried to feed his kids shit to their mother, so......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (OWo/o)

109 And have sex in them yes.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Wj9tV)

huh

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (a0IVu)

110 64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

And have sex in them yes.

--

So, is that what that thing was in The Shining, dressed up like a bear and doing something naughty with someone on the edge of the bed?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (JoUsr)

111 What the Hell is a Furry?
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM


It seems to be Anna Puma's #1 trigger, if that helps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (r1fJX)

112 > just go for the $400-500 ones on ShopMascot and cut out the holes where I need them?

Been nice know you. I'm dead now.

Posted by: ArthurK at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (RYewJ)

113 More than a prelude - they tend to fuck while still wearing the suits. Hence the joke about "cutting out the holes where needed."

So basically the Eyes Wide Shut orgy party except mascot outfits instead of Venetian opera masks and red velvet robes.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)

114 Furries like to have sex while dressed in adult-sized animal costumes. They do a lot more related to their chosen animal persona but, eh, the internet can help with that if you want to go there.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

115 Furries wear fur suits and it's a fetish, so....put two and two together. It's not anything complicated.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

As a prelude to sex?
Posted by: IC

Keep going along the path junior.

Posted by: AoSHQ Customer Service at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Y96Po)

116
64 wtf is a furry? People who dress in fuzzy costumes?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

==========

In the case of Robert Francis, it refers to being a guy on the receiving end of some Muslim Prison Love. Here he is, kicking off the furry meme.


https://tinyurl.com/y6lcv7rt

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (NVYyb)

117 I'm a quarter furry. Mostly from my bellybutton to my knees.


Hic!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (tv8Yi)


It's like a primeval forest full of fleas and ticks.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (aS1PU)

118 But was it a blackface furry?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

119 Al Michaels explaining to Peter Jennings what the hell just happened was the best part of that call.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

120 I've run into the Pretty Pony People. So far no Furries.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (yRAFu)

121 102 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2019 03:31 PM (tv8Yi)

Your tongue is a furry madame president...

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (xbWHd)

122 King of the Hill had a furry episode . Well close enough to a furry episode. The pork king wanted to dress as a pig.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (lQSMb)

123 Muldoon>>
I knew I could count on you!

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (yuEZw)

124
OK, I looked it up.

"Song of the Cow," by Beto! O'Rourke:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)

125 Furries still get the bullet.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

126 A hint: A furry does not describe an actress from the vintage age of porn.
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Ciifn)


We've got bush!!!!

Posted by: Booger at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (OWo/o)

127 And have sex in them yes.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Wj9tV)

huh
Posted by: IC


Yes! That sound is often heard.

Posted by: AoSHQ Customer Service at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Y96Po)

128 Can we get Ace to do an AMA but here instead of Reddit?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (k76MH)

129 "La Furry is Spanish for ... The Furry! Ask me how I know ..." -- the fiercely-heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (3mMB+)

130 I don't know that a furry is, and it seems like one of those things you shouldn't look up on the internet, because then it is in your browsing history.

SO I am content to remain ignorant.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (gXRI8)

131 Do not look up yiffing. Don't do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

132 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)

Apes eat Cows

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (lQSMb)

133 OK, I looked it up.

"Song of the Cow," by Beto! O'Rourke:

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)


That's almost as bad as Owebama's poetry.

He really is Butthead.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (OWo/o)

134 Honestly, guys like Beto are the reason why we have code reds.

Posted by: Col. Jessup at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (C6xeQ)

135 So his band lied about where they were from.
He admits he's a sheep.

And they steal from the Ramones.

Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated (Official Music Video)
https://tinyurl.com/y535b5vl

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)

136 It's hilarious how so many of us are all coy about defining "furry", when in truth, and given half the chance, how many would find they have fake fur allergies?

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (QPvMy)

137 "Kamala is pretty furry, too." - Willie Brown

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

138 'Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk'


They were no M.O.D.


Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (EvM4n)

139 Putin would be mean to President Furry.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (lMn1U)

140 56 What the Hell is a Furry?

A type of Plymouth.
Posted by: that guy who skims the comments at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (WwHot)

But God help you if you use a black light on the rear seat.

Posted by: Obi-Wan joncelli at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

141 128
Can we get Ace to do an AMA but here instead of Reddit?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (k76MH)


"Show us on the doll where the shelves touched you."

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (rP4OC)

142 130 Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (gXRI

so here is how you get to the bottom of it*
type in "Internet historian and rainfurrest" which is about the failure of the Seattle area furry con....
classic

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (xbWHd)

143 Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk. Eat Mor Chikin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
Now it could be Chik-Fil-A's new jingle. Also, it rhymes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (e/H31)

144 When you get flamed that hard on left wing Reddit lol....

Posted by: brak at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (06YKA)

145 131 Do not look up yiffing. Don't do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

For the curious, this is when the furries do the sex in their costumes.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (Wj9tV)

146 The furry suit might help in the initial gun-grabbing campaign with some Morons being too busy laughing or startled to shoot back. Then Palp will find a machine gun.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (FhXTo)

147 could we please amend the AOSHQ Style Guide to read that, henceforth, "Beto" will be written/typed as "Beta"?

i is both obviously correct as well as being less than complimentary.

asking for a friend...

Posted by: redc1`c4 at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (makEl)

148 Al Michaels explaining to Peter Jennings what the hell just happened was the best part of that call.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (xPl2J)


You KNOW he was swallowing his tongue trying not to laugh his ass off.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (OWo/o)

149 Ok, you guys are going to be the death of me by laughter.

Don't! Stop!

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (uLuPn)

150 LOL. That whole Ask Me Anything didn't work out so well for Beto The Gun Grabbing Furry, did it?


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (gdfZ0)

151 128. I think he did once.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (Itgns)

152 131 Do not look up yiffing. Don't do it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)



I went to Wikipedia and that was bad enough.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

153 139 Putin would be mean to President Furry.
Posted by: Doggfish at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (lMn1U)

Look, is president who yeefs. Yeef for us Mr. President. Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: Vlad "the omnivore" Putin at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

154 Robert is squirrel. Joe Biden is moose.

Posted by: Boris and Natasha

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (xiiRp)

155 could we please amend the AOSHQ Style Guide to read that, henceforth, "Beto" will be written/typed as "Beta"?

i is both obviously correct as well as being less than complimentary.

asking for a friend...
Posted by: redc1`c4 at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (makEl)


I'm for Beta the HispaMick, personally.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (OWo/o)

156 The Grand North American Dignity Canal needs built.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

157 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)


What the actual hell did I just read?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (rP4OC)

158 Pancho Vanilla?

That is funny Doc.

Posted by: rd at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (+0uDE)

159 >>For the curious, this is when the furries do the sex in their costumes.


How do you get Protein Stains out of imitation Rabbit Fur?


Asking for a Democrat Presidential Candidate...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (EvM4n)

160 Anna Puma doesn't care for Bronies, either.

A person of taste.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (r1fJX)

161 I'm pissed he has 400 million dollars.

My doctor is seriously convinced Beto's wife is mentally challenged.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (lQSMb)

162 Who would have guessed the Democrats would go from Soy Boy selling a onesie for Obama to actually running for President himself just eight short years later?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)

163 Every alpha male in Texas is begging Beta to take his AR, or offering to break it into pieces.

That....is actually according to Beta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

164 IP, are you implying that some of us among the Horde would sex up a furry if she was hot enough?

Because that is libel my good man and completely untrue and I've never been so offended in my life and just for the record how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

165
How do you get Protein Stains out of imitation Rabbit Fur?


Asking for a Democrat Presidential Candidate...
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (EvM4n)

Tide pods

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (uLuPn)

166 95 I would like to put forward again my theory that the size of a leftwing politician's teeth is inversely proportionate to their intellectual capacity. Donkey Chompers is, of course, the prime example of this, with her enormous horse teeth obscuring the hollow skull cavity where her brain should be.


Beto is my #2 example. He's toothier than a g-ddamn Kennedy.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (rP4OC)

Dude, I'm not a liberal assmunch!

Posted by: Butthead at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (Izzlo)

167 Everything is on the internet. Everything. And furries are tame compared to so much.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (90T4r)

168 I'd really like an AMA with any military and law enforcement willing to do the bidding of Beto.

Do you REALLY want to put your ass on the line in a game of High Stakes Tag, to take my weapons, for THAT fucker ?

Really ?

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (JtBPN)

169 160 Anna Puma doesn't care for Bronies, either.

A person of taste.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (r1fJX)

And wealth?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

170 Putin would be mean to President Furry.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (lMn1U)
........

He'd launch the missiles quicker than he would with President Mayor Pete.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

171 Betabel!
Betabel!
Betabel!
Betabel!
Betabel!
Betabel!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (xG/b0)

172 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
The Vogons have got nothing on Robert Francis O'Rourke.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (e/H31)

173 Just going to point out that Beto is too old to be one.

...oh, wait, he's rich AF. They'd let him stick around just for his money.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (sm6Pk)

174
My doctor is seriously convinced Beto's wife is mentally challenged.





Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (lQSMb)


At the very least she's blind.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (rP4OC)

175 Every alpha male in Texas is begging Beta to take his AR, or offering to break it into pieces.

That....is actually according to Beta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Pancho Vanilla doesn't know the difference between asking and daring.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Z65m4)

176 164 IP, are you implying that some of us among the Horde would sex up a furry if she was hot enough?

Because that is libel my good man and completely untrue and I've never been so offended in my life and just for the record how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

I mean its not like they've quite crossed the line into bestiality, right?

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (Wj9tV)

177 Yang, Beto and Mary Pete walk into a remote Texas roadhouse.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

178 164 IP, are you implying that some of us among the Horde would sex up a furry if she was hot enough?

Because that is libel my good man and completely untrue and I've never been so offended in my life and just for the record how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

If she's wearing a costume, how would you know?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

179 165
How do you get Protein Stains out of imitation Rabbit Fur?


Asking for a Democrat Presidential Candidate...
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (EvM4n)

Tide pods
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (uLuPn)

They're not just for breakfast anymore!

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (Ciifn)

180 who is Anna Purina ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (B+t5k)

181
They were no M.O.D.


Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 03:35 PM (EvM4n)


There was a dentist sometime in the past that decided his daughters needed to start a band. He made them learn to play some instruments and bought some recording hardware. Their music was so nonsensical and screwy, others have tried to tab it or recreate it and CAN'T. It's UNBELIEVABLY bad.

They were better then Beto.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (OWo/o)

182 Remember the cautionary tale of the Moron who went Internet searching for a term he'd never heard until he read it here . . .

. . .and was never seen again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (ClOmq)

183 /off nick typo

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (makEl)

184 This asshole tried to feed his kids shit to their mother, so......
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (OWo/o)


Wut? Is this part of the furry thing?

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (Osr+J)

185 Has Beta's father-in-law ever suggested he get a damned job?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

186 >>Beto is my #2 example. He's toothier than a g-ddamn Kennedy.





Heh, did you see that AOC met with Rep. Joe Kennedy and asked him to not run for Markey's Senate seat, but instead wait to run for Warren's seat when she's elected president?

And then Kennedy kicked off his campaign for Senate. LOLGF Breakfast Club Evita, he's a KENNEDY. I can't wait to have him lose.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

187 Allie, I don't think that's at all true - furries don't "age out." They're not like Homestuck kids.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)

188 So would Batman be a furry?

Batgirl?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (jyJl/)

189
The depths of furry degeneracy.

Not for the faint of heart. Even if you have an iron constitution I recommend a stiff drink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WyjU6wV6n4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

190 182 Remember the cautionary tale of the Moron who went Internet searching for a term he'd never heard until he read it here . . .

. . .and was never seen again.


That little Moron was me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (u//oP)

191 I missed the Hillary thread. I think it had more potential than this one...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (T9rmq)

192 They were better then Beto.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (OWo/o)


I'm at work and can't listen (thank heavens). How does it compare to Yoko?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (kUmUV)

193 178 If she's wearing a costume, how would you know?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

Because if she's actually hot, she's not going to wear one.

Also, she won't be a furry, because she'll have found some straight Chad to hook up with.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (sm6Pk)

194 I was really pissed at how close Beto got in his race with Cruz. I was pissed at how many middle aged moms felt like he was some heart throb and voted for him because he was "cute".

It really does my heart good to see his political career go down in flames like this, and make no mistake, it is going down in flames. He will NEVER win another race for statewide or national office again. (I won't rule out Mayor of Juarez)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM
*****************
As a woman, I was really astonished at how many woman were duped into voting for him.
I wonder if many of them are regretting their vote since the more exposure he's gotten the more cringeworthy he becomes.
That election was way to close for comfort.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

195 who is Anna Purina ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (B+t5k)

---
she's one hawt kitten...

or so i've heard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (makEl)

196 Because that is libel my good man and completely untrue and I've never been so offended in my life and just for the record how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

If she's wearing a costume, how would you know?
Posted by: Insomniac


If it's wearing a costume and waxed it's ass, how would you know it's a chick in that female squirrel suit?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (Z65m4)

197 So, Michelle Obama, the Wookie, is a Furry?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (uLuPn)

198 188 So would Batman be a furry?

Batgirl?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (jyJl/)

Well, technically bats are mammals, so...I'm very confused now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

199 'Tis better to have furred than to never have furred at all.

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (vtcmf)

200 What the actual hell did I just read?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (rP4OC)

Beta "The Sheep in the Band" O'Rourke wrote that as a song.

I shit you not. It is actually real.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (RcK/E)

201 ...ust for the record how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?
Posted by: Broseidon



**********

Jessica Rabbit hot.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (m45I2)

202 This asshole tried to feed his kids shit to their mother, so......
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:32 PM (OWo/o)


Wut? Is this part of the furry thing?
=========
He tried to pass off a baby turd as avocado on a cracker to his wife. . .

Posted by: this should be untrue but i don't think it is at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (fNkp1)

203 how hot are we talking? Like supermodel hot?
Who'd know for sure? Halloween is coming soon though.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (QPvMy)

204 Furry party > Lemon party

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (Ciifn)

205 I mean its not like they've quite crossed the line into bestiality, right?
Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (Wj9tV)


They've clearly crossed that line.

The question is, which way did they cross it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (cK+AV)

206 Come on - baby steps here.

Kate Upton wearing bunny ears and a nice braided rope around the waist with a cotton tail affixed.

Who's in ?

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (JtBPN)

207 Baa Baa Beto, have you any wool?

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (88+cf)

208 187 Allie, I don't think that's at all true - furries don't "age out." They're not like Homestuck kids.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)

If they don't have any sort of talent they can trade off of, they do.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (sm6Pk)

209
He dressed up as a sheep? I thought it was a rabbit costume. This changes everything.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (t5m5e)

210 Wut? Is this part of the furry thing?
Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (Osr+J)


No. One kid took a shit in a diaper and he thought it looked like an avocado or somesuch and tried to convince his wive to eat it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (OWo/o)

211 What the actual hell did I just read?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (rP4OC)

Beta "The Sheep in the Band" O'Rourke wrote that as a song.

I shit you not. It is actually real.
====
His internet fiction is worthy of high dose anti psychotic meds.

Posted by: this should be untrue but i don't think it is at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (fNkp1)

212 He tried to pass off a baby turd as avocado on a cracker to his wife. . .

Posted by: this should be untrue but i don't think it is at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (fNkp1)


He'd be a laff riot at a White House dinner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (cK+AV)

213 187 Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (uLuPn)

No she is just unshaved.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (xbWHd)

214 That's really terrible shit right there.
..........

Move over Joe Scarborough and Nickelback, you've got competition.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

215 Come on - baby steps here.

Kate Upton wearing bunny ears and a nice braided rope around the waist with a cotton tail affixed.

Who's in ?
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (JtBPN)

...sounds like a trap.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (k76MH)

216 Come on - baby steps here.

Kate Upton wearing bunny ears and a nice braided rope around the waist with a cotton tail affixed.

Who's in ?
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:42 PM (JtBPN)


Jealous much?

Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (OWo/o)

217 196 If it's wearing a costume and waxed it's ass, how would you know it's a chick in that female squirrel suit?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (Z65m4)

If the costume has tits, it's a dude.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (sm6Pk)

218 I have known hot female furries, but they were low level. Like only wearing ears or tails.

Full fursuit people are usually wearing a full fursuit for a reason.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (oZ6kz)

219 "Escotilla Extremo is Spanish for Scuttle Butt. Ask us how we know ..." -- the fiercely furry Beta O'Rourke and the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (3mMB+)

220 I had a couple of people working for me in LA who evidently were in that furry crowd. They were young artists and very nice quiet people. They went to the conventions, but it seemed they were all just young kids.

And then there are Playboy Bunnies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

221 That's some funny shit right there. I love the internet. Otherwise, I would just be sitting here pantsless.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (jYnPD)

222 And then there are Playboy Bunnies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

Tell us more.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Wj9tV)

223 The depths of furry degeneracy.

Not for the faint of heart. Even if you have an iron constitution I recommend a stiff drink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WyjU6wV6n4
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

This is unprecedented, but this exceeds even our limits.

Ain't goin' near it.

Posted by: AoSHQ Customer Service at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Y96Po)

224 I'm at work and can't listen (thank heavens). How does it compare to Yoko?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (kUmUV)


DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!!

Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (OWo/o)

225 He tried to pass off a baby turd as avocado on a cracker to his wife. . .

I've never eaten avocados because they do look like baby poo.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (uLuPn)

226 Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (OWo/o)

227 Pancho Vanilla?



That is funny Doc.

Posted by: rd at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (+0uDE)

Not mine originally but hey, always happy to accept a hat tip.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (77WPm)

228 PSA

Epic games is giving away the PC versions of the Batman trilogy (Arkham Asylum, City, and Knight) as well as the Lego Batman trilogy right now.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/collection/
batman-free-week

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (9nhoD)

229 Beto is fully heterosexual furry!

Posted by: Brian Donuts Stelter at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (NVYyb)

230 218 I have known hot female furries, but they were low level. Like only wearing ears or tails.

Hugh Hefner invented that fetish.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ciifn)

231 i thought a furry was someone who didn't shave..like some European ladies.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

232 I had to look it up again: The Story of the Rainfurrest

https://tinyurl.com/y88yfkwn

oh gawd, this is hilarious! A Seattle Convention that went oh-so-wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

233 A sheep costume? Seriously?

Welp, he's no poet, like our Barry: Apes in grottoes and crunchy figs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

234 1
Furry in a Fury!



Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

Watch out. Or you'll get a flurry of furry fury.

Posted by: Blotto at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (jYnPD)

235 What a F'ing dildo. Sorry bro, you're not edgy, cool or punk dressed up like a basque love interest. Shitty covers of a great band. Lefties F'up everything, even Ramones songs.

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (TDal4)

236 220 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

'ette watch Internet Historian's Rainfurrest bit
https://youtu.be/GmULc5VANsw
You owe it to yourself, they may be harmless but in groups they are dangerous.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xbWHd)

237 229 Beto is fully heterosexual furry!
Posted by: Brian Donuts Stelter at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (NVYyb)

Beats being tubersexual, Tater.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

238 Man. That guy is the very definition of pathetic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (hpmES)

239 It's neat how a fluffy little bunny tail on a sexy outfit doesn't make any of the people involved truly believe they are dealing with an actual rabbit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (9nhoD)

240 Tide pods
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:37 PM (uLuPn)

They're not just for breakfast anymore!

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (Ciifn)
.........

They're for vaping.

Posted by: Furry Beto at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

241 Move over Joe Scarborough and Nickelback, you've got competition.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)


Beto's presidential material, I tell ya.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

242 Jealous much?
Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 19, 2019 03:43 PM (OWo/o)


Meh ... no. Admiring from afar.

Because behind most every woman, no matter how hot, is some poor mother-fucker sick to his guts of listening to her shit.

I doubt Kate is the exception. Charlie had it right - you pay them to leave.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (JtBPN)

243 OK, I looked it up.

"Song of the Cow," by Beto! O'Rourke:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

*************

Finally someone fucks Up with India harder than me.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (Osr+J)

244 "I'm told that Blotto dressed up as a furry for some of his stupid Rich
Kid "Punk" Band shows, and some suspect he took his work home with him."


That more than good enough to convince me. (I'm using the NYT verification standard)

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (MxEKc)

245 He admits he's a sheep.

--

Baaahd Company

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (9nhoD)

246
I had a boss that we discovered was a furry.

Once we knew, he permanently lost control of that team.

No quicker way to a total loss of respect among normals, but apparently it's A-OK with lefty voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (AzW6q)

247 Any follow-up on Donnie TwoScoops telling Nancy Pelosi's cousin (the current Governor of Commiefornia) to LOLGF on xis request for more "aid" to combat "homelessness" in Commiefornia?

Because I expect the fake-news media to amp-up the OUTRAGE!!! to eleventy over that one.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (77WPm)

248 195 who is Anna Purina ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (B+t5k)

---
she's one hawt kitten...

or so i've heard.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019


*
*

Her street name is Tuna Catterole.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ClOmq)

249 If she's wearing a costume, how would you know?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)


I hate you all for making me Google "sexy furry cosplay." I'm going to hell now, thank you.
A SFW "sexy furry" cosplay: https://tinyurl.com/y372rcuk

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:47 PM (rJgWy)

250 Obligatory.

Thanks, Smokey
https://youtu.be/j_FpdOm4_2I

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 03:47 PM (jYnPD)

251 Vlad, Xi, and Kim are laughing their asses off right now, and praying the American people are as dumb as they think.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

252 I had a boss that we discovered was a furry.

--

Holy crap. I can't believe adults would think it was okay to walk around with their kink out where everyone else can see it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (9nhoD)

253 I doubt Kate is the exception. Charlie had it right - you pay them to leave.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (JtBPN)

I imagine even Ms. Upton could get tiring and not in a good way after a while. Might be a nice problem to have, though.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (77WPm)

254 Heh, did you see that AOC met with Rep. Joe Kennedy
and asked him to not run for Markey's Senate seat, but instead wait to
run for Warren's seat when she's elected president?



And then Kennedy kicked off his campaign for Senate. LOLGF Breakfast Club Evita, he's a KENNEDY. I can't wait to have him lose.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)


PRICELESS.
JKIII needs to fall off a pier somewhere and wash up on a deserted island from which he's never rescued.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

255 Interesting...

Apparently Colt has suspended production of AR15's for civilian use.


They say there is enough supply in the chain to meet current demand and they want to concentrate of fulfilling military orders.


This was always a fear that the large scale arms manufacturers would be co-opted and turned.


Apparently it may be starting.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (kW6k7)

256 Beth, they definitely exist. Krystal from Star Fox Adventures is a common cosplay - that's the character that made Anita Sarkeesian big mad because a guy on Twitter made a joke about masturbating to her, and that was so toxic and 'damseling.'

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (oZ6kz)

257
Holy crap. I can't believe adults would think it was okay to walk around with their kink out where everyone else can see it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (9nhoD)

--------

One of our guys was downtown during the FurryCon or whatever it's called, and caught him going in there (unsuited).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

258 252 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (9nhoD)

Well your boss could be Ed Buck, who recreationally overdoses young hustlers in a strange kink performance art.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (xbWHd)

259 I wonder if he has a horse named Incitatus...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (90T4r)

260 I'm freaking trapped in my office. Roads currently impassable .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (lQSMb)

261 He has definitely been credibly accused of being a furry.

Posted by: David at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (iRZGs)

262
He tried to pass off a baby turd as avocado on a cracker to his wife. . .

Posted by: this should be untrue but i don't think it is at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (fNkp1)

---

And then told everybody, or else we wouldn't know. I suppose he thought it made him look like a regular guy -- something he has no idea about. The rough working class humor of Deplorables. The ol' shit cracker trick. Of course.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (t5m5e)

263 I don't think things are going the way the demofascists want them to go.


The forecast calls for SNARK, 35 inches of snark tonight with 60 inches more tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (pw+jk)

264 251 Vlad, Xi, and Kim are laughing their asses off right now, and praying the American people are as dumb as they think.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

And if we are, in fact, that dumb I for one will be taking a very long and very serious look at expat'ing to eastern Europe.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (77WPm)

265 OT:

Well, with the boss going, responsibilities are getting shuffled.

I'm getting more work!

I guess I can't complain. It's not like I've done too much recently. I guess I should earn my paycheck once in a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (q80AH)

266 Hell has no furry like a Beto scorned

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (WhTSP)

267 246
I had a boss that we discovered was a furry.

Once we knew, he permanently lost control of that team.

No quicker way to a total loss of respect among normals, but apparently it's A-OK with lefty voters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:46 PM (AzW6q)

I imagine the graffiti in the bathroom stall was epic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

268 Was stone cold asleep in those 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)

269 Fersecution!!! Fersecution!!!

I have my rights and you will watch me lift my leg on this tree!!!!

Posted by: Beto the goat at September 19, 2019 03:50 PM (H8bMI)

270 206 Come on - baby steps here.

Kate Upton wearing bunny ears and a nice braided rope around the waist with a cotton tail affixed.

Who's in ?
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019


*
*

And nothing else?

Hell yeah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

271 'ette watch Internet Historian's Rainfurrest bit
https://youtu.be/GmULc5VANsw
You owe it to yourself, they may be harmless but in groups they are dangerous.
Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xbWHd)


too afraid to look
I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)

272 Apparently Colt has suspended production of AR15's for civilian use.


They say there is enough supply in the chain to meet current demand and they want to concentrate of fulfilling military orders.

--

They've got a niche market I'd suspect. Plenty of really good ARs out there for $500-$600, so that bolded part is probably very true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:50 PM (9nhoD)

273 228 PSA

Epic games is giving away the PC versions of the Batman trilogy (Arkham Asylum, City, and Knight) as well as the Lego Batman trilogy right now.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/collection/
batman-free-week
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (9nhoD)

404

Posted by: Butthead at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

274 2 He tried to pass off a baby turd as avocado on a cracker to his wife. . .

Posted by: this should be untrue but i don't think it is at September 19, 2019 03:41 PM (fNkp1)

*************

Well he did say his favorite dish was the Ma-caca plate at Lucys in El Paso during the AMA.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Osr+J)

275 The O'Rourke household where the men are shit eating Furrys and the sheep are scared.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

276 Am I too late to say "What a stupid time to be alive"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

277 Are there "planties" too? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Harvey Weinstain at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

278 For those of you googling at home to keep up with the HQ, try a search for "pony shoes" and "tail plugs"... LOL

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (QPvMy)

279 JKIII needs to fall off a pier somewhere and wash up on a deserted island from which he's never rescued.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

He'll be the next Senator For Life from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I suspect the ice-cream man will be "persuaded" to retire to pave the way for the dimwitted scion.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (77WPm)

280 When you lose Phil Mudd ....

Fredo looks pissed he brought him on.

https://bit.ly/2kSrNXF

I bet this all goes back to Sue Gordon

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

281 Eh, that doesn't really prove anything YD. I used to go to about 7 or 8 cons a year and one time we hit up Anthrocon in Pittsburgh. You need to catch him in furglante delicto.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

282 271 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)

99.5% safe for work I promise...
The delivery by IH is very worthwhile he has a nice British sounding accent as he dissects the institutional failure of the convention organizers.
Our nation is ran by the people furries elect.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (xbWHd)

283 >>PRICELESS.
JKIII needs to fall off a pier somewhere and wash up on a deserted island from which he's never rescued.


Two toothy, awful people - would like to see them both lose.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

284 257 One of our guys was downtown during the FurryCon or whatever it's called, and caught him going in there (unsuited).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

There was a point where MLB teams refused to be scheduled against the Pirates during the weekend closest to July 4th because there was always a con in Pittsburgh that weekend.

The Yankees made a big enough stink about it that PTI actually had to cover it once.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (sm6Pk)

285
I hate you all for making me Google "sexy furry cosplay." I'm going to hell now, thank you.
A SFW "sexy furry" cosplay: https://tinyurl.com/y372rcuk
Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019


*
*

I . . . all right. I admit the Fantasia Centaur girl was super cute.

There. It said it, it's out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ClOmq)

286 Ukraine president says " no comment" to reporter who asked if PDT had asked him for help to attack Joe Biden

Posted by: Kurt at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (N8RSR)

287 Am I too late to say "What a stupid time to be alive"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

It's never too late so long as it's true.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (O4YGa)

288 Meh. The Colt version can do what all the others do for only twice the price. They cannot compete. Its just that simple.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (hpmES)

289 This was always a fear that the large scale arms manufacturers would be co-opted and turned.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (kW6k7)


Colt and Smith have always been most willing - because of their pursuit of military and law enforcement contracts - to shit on the commercial side.

I think all Colt just did is make overtime at Springfield and Ruger.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (JtBPN)

290 When's the last time anyone named Kennedy lost any kind of election ????

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (90T4r)

291 278 For those of you googling at home to keep up with the HQ, try a search for "pony shoes" and "tail plugs"... LOL

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (QPvMy)

Now the obvious question is whether ace knew this would end up heading in this direction, and if so, why would he do this?

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (Wj9tV)

292 https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/collection/
batman-free-week
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (9nhoD)

404
Posted by: Butthead at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

Weird. I probably left a space in the area before the paragraph break. Just go to

https://www.epicgames.com

and the free batman games will be near the top under the big main ad for the latest game (Borderlands is there for me).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (9nhoD)

293 You need to catch him in furglante delicto.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

--------

Well, it wasn't quite that.

But when his stepdad, the owner (a no-nonsense retired Marine) found out, he busted his ass about it in front of everyone - and it was obvious.

He was a furry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (AzW6q)

294 Apparently it may be starting.
========
Those of you with a dozen ARs in the safe, you'll be rich in 10 years, if there's still a country.

Posted by: simplemind at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (H8bMI)

295 The RainFurrest Story that the Internet Historian relates - it was a 2016 Convention at a Hilton Hotel in Seattle, and by the end of it the entire hotel had been trashed in the most disgusting way possible, and even though there was insurance to cover the $150,000 in damages, they were told they were NEVER allowed back at any Hilton ever again. And then every other hotel chain found out what happened and said the same.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (Kpl3J)

296 The Pirates have bigger things to worry about than Anthrocon - their All-Star closer is an admitted pedo. (Or ephebo, whatevs)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

297 273 228 PSA

Epic games is giving away the PC versions of the Batman trilogy (Arkham Asylum, City, and Knight) as well as the Lego Batman trilogy right now.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/collection/
batman-free-week
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:44 PM (9nhoD)

404
Posted by: Butthead at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

But then you'd have to use Epic's amazingly incomplete, ridiculously insecure launcher, and give them your traffic.

Epic needs to go the way of the dodo bird whar they're trying to do to the industry. Free is too high a price to go with Epic.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (WpaJf)

298 Some of those cosplay gals have it going on. But the furry thing is inexplicable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (H5knJ)

299 Posted by: Kurt at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (N8RSR)


Oh go the fuck away, asshole. The Biden family dealings in the Ukraine and China are absolutely fair game if Gropey gets the nomination. The rules applied to DJT in 2016 will be applied to all.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:55 PM (77WPm)

300 He'll be the next Senator For Life from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I suspect the ice-cream man will be "persuaded" to retire to pave the way for the dimwitted scion.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (77WPm)



He gives us gingers a bad name.


. . .


Okay, a badDER name.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:55 PM (rP4OC)

301 What does a Colt AR run these days, $2000 or so?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:55 PM (9nhoD)

302 99 Furries wear fur suits and it's a fetish, so....put two and two together. It's not anything complicated.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

As a prelude to sex?
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

During. They don't take it off.

Beware of anyone that is Down to Yiff.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 03:55 PM (470nR)

303 When's the last time anyone named Kennedy lost any kind of election ????

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (90T4r)

Fat Teddy, 1980 Democrat Presidential primary.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:55 PM (77WPm)

304 When you lose Phil Mudd ....

Fredo looks pissed he brought him on.

https://bit.ly/2kSrNXF

I bet this all goes back to Sue Gordon
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)


thanks for link

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (vEIlU)

305 Now the obvious question is whether ace knew this would end up heading in this direction, and if so, why would he do this?



Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019
__________
It's like an ONT during the day, and the longest we've stayed on topic in I don't know how long.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (QPvMy)

306 bear, cosplay chicks are on the way way way extreme end of the hot-crazy matrix. They need to be GORGEOUS for it to be worth pursuing.

Lots of cosplay chicks can pull off 'kinda cute' or 'almost really hot.' They are landmines.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)

307 Since poop shaming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (xfb67)

308 I thought Trump was a Russian spy, not a Ukranian one.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

309 I just backed up to read Song of the Cow. Seriously this thing should be spread far and wide on the internet. Oh my.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (TT1Tp)

310 That bit about misunderstanding "come and take it" made me laugh out loud. We should get that flag for our house.

It occurs to me my husband, being an Arizonan, probably doesn't know the story of the Battle of Gonzales. I should enlighten him.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (rWZ8Y)

311 I didn't know what a "furry" was until five minutes ago.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (H8QX8)

312 For those of you googling at home to keep up with the HQ, try a search for "pony shoes" and "tail plugs"... LOL
Posted by: IP


Since you asked for it:

https://bit.ly/2klT1Wi


Goes to my Photobucket. SFW.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (Z65m4)

313 Am I too late to say "What a stupid time to be alive"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

Hold my beer, says the DNC

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (uLuPn)

314 When you lose Phil Mudd ....

Fredo looks pissed he brought him on.

https://bit.ly/2kSrNXF

I bet this all goes back to Sue Gordon
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)


too bad he didn't bring up Obama on hot mic about flexibility with russia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (vEIlU)

315 Important news:

Hot Air is going to use Disqus now.

I'm sure that's going to entice all of you back there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

316 298 Some of those cosplay gals have it going on. But the furry thing is inexplicable.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (H5knJ)

D. Puffy on YouTube goes to them usually dressed as Deadpool. There are definite cuties. And the others are usually good natured and having fun.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (470nR)

317 Christina Hendricks dressed in a furry costume (a rabbit I believe) in a low-budget horror/comedy movie called Pottersville.


You're welcome.


Bad news is that Ron Perlman was dressed as a wolf.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (tv8Yi)

318 Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of those questions were actually asked and that Ace might have embellished the content a bit?

Because you've never been on Reddit?

How did he not know the trolling would be off the chain? Or did he think Reddit would protect him? Or maybe he thought the net positive would still be good?

Is the Furry voting bloc that large?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (ra+Jd)

319 "Song of the Cow," by Beto! O'Rourke:

It's like he translated it from English to another language and back again, using a really bad translation site.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (u//oP)

320
But then you'd have to use Epic's amazingly incomplete, ridiculously insecure launcher, and give them your traffic.

Epic needs to go the way of the dodo bird whar they're trying to do to the industry. Free is too high a price to go with Epic.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (WpaJf)

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I haven't used it yet. Is it that bad?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (9nhoD)

321
Holy crap. I can't believe adults would think it was okay to walk around with their kink out where everyone else can see it.


Here's the thing. In LiberalWorld, there is NO kink. Everything, no matter how sick or deviant (like pedophila, aka "age gap love") is normal.

That's the world they want to force on all of us, no matter the consequences.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (gdfZ0)

322 315 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

Oh you never know who might go back and kick old Ed and AP in the shins....
I am more active on Disqus than anything these days, I hang at Insty's.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (xbWHd)

323 320 I haven't used it yet. Is it that bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (9nhoD)

Aren't they in bed with a shady Chinese company called "Tencent"?

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (sm6Pk)

324 321 Here's the thing. In LiberalWorld, there is NO kink. Everything, no matter how sick or deviant (like pedophila, aka "age gap love") is normal.

That's the world they want to force on all of us, no matter the consequences.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (gdfZ0)

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Objection:

Monogamous sex with an opposite sex spouse is now a kink to the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

325 Furries are almost always gay, BTW. Nothing about it *requires* that, but in practice it's true.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

326 Never slip your hand into a furry joey pouch.

Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (K3B2k)

327 Is Kurt furry?

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (vtcmf)

328 My cats Fluff and Patch are furries. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Zv1X1)

329 "I Need a Butt-Shine" should be his new campaign slogan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (u//oP)

330 308 I thought Trump was a Russian spy, not a Ukranian one.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

He's ambislavic. That was the attraction for Melania.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

331 306 bear, cosplay chicks are on the way way way extreme end of the hot-crazy matrix. They need to be GORGEOUS for it to be worth pursuing.

Lots of cosplay chicks can pull off 'kinda cute' or 'almost really hot.' They are landmines.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019


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Long, long ago, before the Punic Wars, and before the term "cosplay" was even invented, I married one of the gorgeous ones. We all called it "costuming," and it wasn't furry stuff, it was Hot Barbarian Girl and stuff like that. Imagine Jan Smithers when young, but dressed for a Conan movie.

She was a landmine all right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (ClOmq)

332 404
Posted by: Butthead at September 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Izzlo)


Must. Remove. Space.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (OWo/o)

333 Texas Trudeau.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (bENpt)

334 Hot Air is going to use Disqus now.

I'm sure that's going to entice all of you back there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

--

The five users that tell one another how much they make by working from home are going to have to re-register?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (9nhoD)

335 D. Piddy not Puffy.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (470nR)

336 >>too bad he didn't bring up Obama on hot mic about flexibility with russia

I'm trying to remember which airhead it was but one of the anchors on MSNBC either pretended not to know about the incident or just lied when she was asked about it on air.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

337 Aren't they in bed with a shady Chinese company called "Tencent"?

Owned by. And they're so beholden to the Chinese social credit system that they ban you if you buy too many games. From an allegedly capitalistic online store.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

338 JKIII needs to fall off a pier somewhere and wash up on a deserted island from which he's never rescued.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (rP4OC)


Buy him a private plane, and a couple of flying lessons.

Hey, it's worked before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (cK+AV)

339 I saw Butt Shine open for Butthole Surfers at Hard Rock in 98.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (OWo/o)

340 328
My cats Fluff and Patch are furries. Should I be worried?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Zv1X1)

Only if you find them attractive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (jYnPD)

341 Objection:


Monogamous sex with an opposite sex spouse is now a kink to the left.


I concede that point. The normal is being transformed into the deviant.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (gdfZ0)

342 Jan Smithers fought Conan O'Brien in the Pubic Wars???


Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (u//oP)

343 As a woman, I was really astonished at how many woman were duped into voting for him.
I wonder if many of them are regretting their vote since the more exposure he's gotten the more cringeworthy he becomes.
That election was way to close for comfort.
Posted by: redridinghood

_______________

I think Cruz is very off putting on a personal level, but damn women are stupid with how they vote.

Same thing happened here in AZ, McSally was a former fighter pilot, Sinema a left-wing bisexual. Guess who dressed cuter?

McSally lost because she dressed like a Sears mannequin.

Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (sjTfF)

344 280 When you lose Phil Mudd ....
Fredo looks pissed he brought him on.

https://bit.ly/2kSrNXF

I bet this all goes back to Sue Gordon
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

FINALLY someone says the truth in public! In confidential negotiations, the President can say ANY FUCKING THING HE WANTS TO SAY. It's just that then, he's got to go sell the thing to the public. And if it's a bad deal (LIKE THE PARIS ACCORD!!! THE IRAN NUKE DEAL!!!) he won't be able to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

345 Now the obvious question is whether ace knew this would end up heading in this direction, and if so, why would he do this?
Posted by: Someguy

1 This is the moran horde.
2. Of course Ace knew this was the inevitable result...he is the Great and Powerful Wiz behind the curtain.
3. Is there a point to your questions?

Jeez where is Cpt Obvious when you need him?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (R3pi1)

346 334 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 04:00 PM (9nhoD)
With the one senile old Rockerfeller Republican praising Ed and saying "THAT IS WHAT HONEST JOURNALISM LOOKS LIKE!" when Ed demands self-flagellation for that triple shoot home defense.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (xbWHd)

347 I enjoy Nintendo's openly shady business practices, like selling you the same game 15 different times through re-releases, ports, virtual console and Switch online. They're very honest about knowing that their customers are suckers who will empty their wallet to have yet another copy of Super Metroid.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

348 There's certainly more evidence of Beto being a furry than there is for Brett Kavanaugh being a sex offender.

You just know if Beto were Republican, every editorial cartoon would show him in the goat suit.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (O7MnT)

349 Only if you find them attractive. ... and declawed.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (QPvMy)

350 And they're so beholden to the Chinese social credit system that they ban you if you buy too many games

--

Ha. Every Steam user I know has a backlog of games that have never been - and probably will be - played, but were found for free in a promotion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (9nhoD)

351 I saw Dimwitted Scions open for Sons of the Pioneers in '87 at the Calgary Stampede.

They did a nice cover of Lost In The Backyard

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (m45I2)

352 342 Jan Smithers fought Conan O'Brien in the Pubic Wars???

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019


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Veeery interesting . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq)

353 My cats Fluff and Patch are furries. Should I be worried?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Zv1X1)


Yeah - when you wake up with a headache after a blackout, can't find Heidi, and they're both sprawled out wearing thongs, smoking Winstons, and giving you a knowing smile.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (JtBPN)

354 347 I enjoy Nintendo's openly shady business practices, like selling you the same game 15 different times through re-releases, ports, virtual console and Switch online. They're very honest about knowing that their customers are suckers who will empty their wallet to have yet another copy of Super Metroid.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

They can trade singularly off Link's character design alone for the rest of time.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (sm6Pk)

355 347 I enjoy Nintendo's openly shady business practices, like selling you the same game 15 different times through re-releases, ports, virtual console and Switch online. They're very honest about knowing that their customers are suckers who will empty their wallet to have yet another copy of Super Metroid.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

==========

That remake of A Link's Awakening is tempting.

Though I don't own a Switch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (q80AH)

356 >>He'll be the next Senator For Life from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I suspect the ice-cream man will be "persuaded" to retire to pave the way for the dimwitted scion.



It's interesting that he's openly moving to kick Markey out instead of finessing this behind the scenes. I would guess Markey was asked to announce he was not running for re-election and said "no."

How AOC got involved. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

357
279 JKIII needs to fall off a pier somewhere and wash up on a deserted island from which he's never rescued.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

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Does he have any interesting hobbies like skiing or flying a light aircraft?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (t5m5e)

358 Beto seems the very definition of an inbred retardate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

359 Moron Robbie - Yeah, that describes one of my friends. Every other game he talks about is "oh I got this in a humble bundle and I've never played it."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (oZ6kz)

360 347 I enjoy Nintendo's openly shady business practices, like selling you the same game 15 different times through re-releases, ports, virtual console and Switch online. They're very honest about knowing that their customers are suckers who will empty their wallet to have yet another copy of Super Metroid.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

Skyrim has somehow pulled this off too.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (Wj9tV)

361 342
Jan Smithers fought Conan O'Brien in the Pubic Wars???







Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 04:01 PM (u//oP)

It was hairy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (jYnPD)

362 I just love how the butthole licking media, right on cue, comes out with a "serious" story about furry prejudice.

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (yb6r+)

363 September 19, 2019 03:54 PM (WpaJf)

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I haven't used it yet. Is it that bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (9nhoD)

They don't have a shopping cart. You know the standard of internet commerce for well over a decade. They also lack even the most basic of features. Publishers that went to Epic exclusively were using the Steam forums because they had no way to communicate with their customers on Epic.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:04 PM (470nR)

364 I wouldn't even think Zelda is in their Top 3 franchises right now. Pokemon alone could keep them in business forever.

And yes TJM, it does look good - I should have it in my grubby little hands tomorrow night.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)

365 I saw Butthole Licking Media open for.........

Never mind....no one saw that show.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:05 PM (OWo/o)

366
I just love how the butthole licking media, right on cue, comes out with a "serious" story about furry prejudice.
Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (yb6r+)

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Oh c'mon, we're talking about grown men who dress up in mascot costumes and have anonymous sex with complete randos.

How the hell can you NOT be prejudiced about that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

367 364 I wouldn't even think Zelda is in their Top 3 franchises right now. Pokemon alone could keep them in business forever.

And yes TJM, it does look good - I should have it in my grubby little hands tomorrow night.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)

==========

Link's Awakening is one of only a handful of games I've played through multiple times. It was one of about ten Game Boy games I had through childhood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

368
It was hairy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (jYnPD)


It was some 70's level shit FO SHO!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:05 PM (OWo/o)

369 Gees, an innocent comment as a joke about my cats and you guys warp it into something sick and twisted.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)

370


Well here's another clue for you all

The sheep was Blotto

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Gs3UF)

371 *looks around*
never mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:07 PM (Zv1X1)

372 I furred around and fell in love.

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 04:07 PM (vtcmf)

373 Gees, an innocent comment as a joke about my cats and you guys warp it into something sick and twisted.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)


Did you forget where you were?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (OWo/o)

374 >> I just love how the butthole licking media, right on cue, comes out with a "serious" story about furry prejudice.

"prejudice"


I remember when people engaged in deviant sexual behavior in part because it was fun to be deviant. Now people want to be deviant AND normalized at the same time. Pick one.


And if/when furry sh#t is normalized these people will move on the next deviant thing because, "Meh, everyone does the furry thing now, it's sooo commercialized, it was way more fun when it was a secret society."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

375 As have I - I still have two carts, one where the map glitch works and one where it doesn't. I even managed to pull off the trick to getting the ending without collecting any items.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)

376
Huh. It seems like AoS is kinda slow today... is there some kind of annual "TitsAndBeerCon" happening today?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

377 374

And if/when furry sh#t is normalized these people will move on the next deviant thing because, "Meh, everyone does the furry thing now, it's sooo commercialized, it was way more fun when it was a secret society."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

===========

Eye on the prize.

Pedophilia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

378 Did you forget where you were?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (OWo/o)

LOL. 371.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (Zv1X1)

379 Gees, an innocent comment as a joke about my cats and you guys warp it into something sick and twisted.



Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)

So, you're new here?

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (77WPm)

380 Damn it Bob - get your ass off the computer and get back in here !!!

Posted by: Fluff and Patch at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (JtBPN)

381 that is some fierce and furry booker'ing, those comments right there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (nxxK5)

382 How the hell can you NOT be prejudiced about that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Be a Democratic Presidential candidate

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (R3pi1)

383 Will the needs of the furry community be considered at the LGBT forum?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

384 When you lose Phil Mudd ....
Fredo looks pissed he brought him on.

https://bit.ly/2kSrNXF

I bet this all goes back to Sue Gordon
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

FINALLY someone says the truth in public! In confidential negotiations, the President can say ANY FUCKING THING HE WANTS TO SAY. It's just that then, he's got to go sell the thing to the public. And if it's a bad deal (LIKE THE PARIS ACCORD!!! THE IRAN NUKE DEAL!!!) he won't be able to do it.
=========
this is their defense of the Iran deal. They put this out there to establish it as a defense used by Trump. So as to insulate from the indictments to come for the Iran hornswoggle. . .

Posted by: Q? ?? ? at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (y7466)

385 Republicans Pounce on Furries.


It writes itself.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (tH5fk)

386 I remember when people engaged in deviant sexual behavior in part because it was fun to be deviant. Now people want to be deviant AND normalized at the same time. Pick one.


And if/when furry sh#t is normalized these people will move on the next deviant thing because, "Meh, everyone does the furry thing now, it's sooo commercialized, it was way more fun when it was a secret society."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

Maybe they'll eventually circle around to dressing like templars and purging degenerates? (Probably not, that's not actually a thing that happens, they just get worse)

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (Wj9tV)

387 380
Damn it Bob - get your ass off the computer and get back in here !!!

Posted by: Fluff and Patch at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (JtBPN)

LMAO. Ok, you guys. I need covfefe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:10 PM (Zv1X1)

388 Will the needs of the furry community be considered at the LGBT forum?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 04:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

No. They'll be getting a separate forum in November.

Posted by: This is...CNN at September 19, 2019 04:10 PM (O4YGa)

389 Hot female futures just wear cat ears and lingerie.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 04:10 PM (llxrS)

390 Horde Pounces on Cannibal Cats.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (tH5fk)

391 Eye on the prize.



Pedophilia. shush, it not real, it's "Anime"

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (QPvMy)

392 I saw Butthole Licking Media open for.........



Never mind....no one saw that show.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:05 PM (OWo/o)

Actually, I had tickets to see Butthole Licking Media open for Depeche Mode at the Rialto in '91. Didn't dare go, though. I wasn't up to date on my vaccinations and I was very worried about what "open for" was going to mean at that particular event.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (77WPm)

393 374
And if/when furry sh#t is normalized these people will move on the next deviant thing because, "Meh, everyone does the furry thing now, it's sooo commercialized, it was way more fun when it was a secret society."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

It won't.

Because a lot of them want to be taken seriously as a Political Bloc now.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (sm6Pk)

394 No. They'll be getting a separate forum in November.
Posted by: This is...CNN at September 19, 2019 04:10 PM (O4YGa)

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Well, Biden does appear to have some of that fursuit material stapled to his scalp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

395 ==========

That remake of A Link's Awakening is tempting.

Though I don't own a Switch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:02 PM (q80AH)

One of my first game boy games and it was awesome. I'll likely be getting it for Christmas. It is a great game with a good ending that is a bit bittersweet and shows how much you can get out of 8 bits

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (470nR)

396 Skyrim has somehow pulled this off too.


Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:03 PM (Wj9tV)

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or, at least they did, right up until they took an arrow to the knee...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (makEl)

397 Ignore that skank Patch. You know I'm your favorite dirty cat.

*stares, purrs*

Posted by: Fluff at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (JtBPN)

398 Flashgitz has a video that puts furries in the Warhammer universe. Very NSFW but funny.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (bENpt)

399 "Hot female futures just wear cat ears and lingerie.
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 04:10 PM (llxrS)"

The one I know owns some of those 'tail plugs' mentioned above. But yeah, the hot ones don't wear fursuits because, well, hot girls are very aware of the power of being hot. Why hide it under a mask?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

400 (motions toward Beto) Not Trudeau???

Posted by: Ruprecht at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (pMGkg)

401 STOP IT!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (Zv1X1)

402 Well, Biden does appear to have some of that fursuit material stapled to his scalp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

Did I tell you that Corn Pop was a Furry?

Posted by: Uncle Joe at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (O4YGa)

403 391 Eye on the prize.



Pedophilia. shush, it not real, it's "Anime"

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (QPvMy)

I understand that's a big thing in Japan but it looks more like they're going the tranny route here.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (Wj9tV)

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)

405 Hey Mealy mouth how about going and disarming all those Drug Cartels that Obama and Holder armed through Fast and Furious Do it now you Pipsqueak

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (wGqjj)

406 369 Gees, an innocent comment as a joke about my cats and you guys warp it into something sick and twisted.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)

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Cannibal Bob, meet the Horde.

Horde, meet Bob who has a slight eating disorder.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (RU4sa)

407 Beto has received a boatload of funding. Did those idiots not vet him at all?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

408 I remember when people engaged in deviant sexual behavior in part because it was fun to be deviant. Now people want to be deviant AND normalized at the same time. Pick one.


And if/when furry sh#t is normalized these people will move on the next deviant thing because, "Meh, everyone does the furry thing now, it's sooo commercialized, it was way more fun when it was a secret society."
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Well, if we're being transparent and we usually aren't, the real end game is cannibalism. We're animals already really. No fur suits needed.

No seriously. After we kill you, we'll eat you. We kinda do it now, but keep it on the down low.

Posted by: Enlightened progressive thought leader at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (fNkp1)

409 I'm pretty sure Butthole Licking Media toured with GG Allen. Their lead singer had already overdosed on heroin and starter fluid by the time Depeche Mode became popular.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (MnfDz)

410 That cunt Fluff can't do the things for you that I do.

*arches back, slaps tail on bed suggestively*

Posted by: Patch at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (JtBPN)

411 >>Because a lot of them want to be taken seriously as a Political Bloc now.


What. . .
How. . .
Why . . ?

What does getting your rocks off in costume have to do with politics, being a voting bloc, etc.?? Do they want to come "out of the shadows" and live life a furry-Americans or something?

Who cares what your kinks are, people? They're only important to you.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

412 Fast and Furrious?
Me-ow!

Posted by: Patch at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (QPvMy)

413 Blotto bends those fucking notes like he flaunts his disregard for the law.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (2Mnv1)

414 "Fursona". heh.

Don't take it fursonal.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ndje9)

415 Poetry! I love this. It needs to be seen far and wide!

Posted by: usntakim at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

416 I'd have voted for GG Allin before voting for Beto. At least the inauguration would be memorable.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (oZ6kz)

417 398 Flashgitz has a video that puts furries in the Warhammer universe. Very NSFW but funny.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 04:11 PM (bENpt)

Skaven, yes, yes? (For those unaware, skaven are evil rat people, practically comically evil, treacherous, and cowardly)

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Wj9tV)

418
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)


Nailed it. AGAIN.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (OWo/o)

419 If everyone knows your kink, it's not a kink. You're just a fucking weirdo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ct55T)

420 Is Trudeau a furry too? Or is his kink wearing costumes?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

421 418
404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)

Nailed it. AGAIN.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (OWo/o)

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What else am I supposed to be while on a call that doesn't involve me but I have to be on anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (q80AH)

422 411 What. . .
How. . .
Why . . ?

What does getting your rocks off in costume have to do with politics, being a voting bloc, etc.?? Do they want to come "out of the shadows" and live life a furry-Americans or something?

Who cares what your kinks are, people? They're only important to you.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

About 90% of them are LGBT, and they're already accustomed to being masked up.

They're basically their own Antifa Cell now.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (sm6Pk)

423 Cannibal Bob, meet the Horde.

Horde, meet Bob who has a slight eating disorder.
Posted by: SMH



Hi Bob.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (Z65m4)

424 Beto has received a boatload of funding. Did those idiots not vet him at all?
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Beto isn't a real candidate. He's the person you stand next to took better by comparison. You know you do that in group photos. I look for two people fatter/shorter than me and stand in between them, even if they are husband and wife.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (k1DbN)

425 moo

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (vtcmf)

426 @404
That's some serious talent my friend.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (QPvMy)

427 Because a lot of them want to be taken seriously as a Political Bloc now.

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Such an unserious country we have become.

And yet, things can still get so, so much worse.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (RU4sa)

428 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)

Nailed it. AGAIN.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:14 PM (OWo/o)

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What else am I supposed to be while on a call that doesn't involve me but I have to be on anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (q80AH)


It's like you just described my entire day at the office today.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (77WPm)

429 Though I don't own a Switch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

I had my doubts about the Switch, but I gotta say I love it after I took the plunge. I occasionally hook it up to my TV, but 90% of the time, I use it as a fancy and powerful handheld system. The ultimate Gameboy. Playing the new Fire Emblem at the moment.

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (yb6r+)

430 If Beto loses again, at least he has a future as poet laureate.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)

431 Link's Awakening is tempting.
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One of my first game boy games..

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Thanks for mentioning this. Our oldest was given an old game boy and likes it but it loses out to stupid running "games" on the iPad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (MnfDz)

432 Dammit, I'm telling Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (Zv1X1)

433 Wait, Heidi told me about this place.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (Zv1X1)

434 428 What else am I supposed to be while on a call that doesn't involve me but I have to be on anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (q80AH)


It's like you just described my entire day at the office today.
Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (77WPm)

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So, you work in corporate America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)

435 Whoops. Hit post by accident.

Anyway, that might be a good game to get them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (MnfDz)

436 Beto has received a boatload of funding. Did those idiots not vet him at all?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 04:13 PM (Uu+Jp)


HA!

It's cute you think they care. They're just in it for the money. Where he can't just straight up pocket that money, he can in turn give it to whatever candidate he wants, or hand it over to the DNC.

Launder it, if you will.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (OWo/o)

437 369 Gees, an innocent comment as a joke about my cats and you guys warp it into something sick and twisted.



Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)


God as my witness, I thought you were pimping them out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (jYnPD)

438 Yeah I resisted the current console generation but eventually buckled on the Switch and I'm glad I did. I also use it almost exclusively as a handheld bu tit's nice to be able to dock it every once in a while and play on the big screen with a real controller.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

439 So, you work in corporate America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)


For greater or lesser values of "work", yes.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (77WPm)

440 There would have been a time in America when nobody would know who Beat Orourke is. This freak was already elected to state office? Da Fuq?
He's a distraction, going nowhere. Slightly OT. Liz Warren must either have incriminating pics of Drudge or she blows him daily. Dude is pushing her hard. Eff him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (KBY7Z)

441 Wait, Heidi told me about this place.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (Zv1X1)


Is she hot?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (OWo/o)

442 I don't even want an AR-15 anymore. I want a SCAR.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (xfb67)

443 lmao, flounder.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (RU4sa)

444 Don't ruin a good thing Bob. It can be our purr-fect little secret.

We think you're the cat's meow !!!

Posted by: Patch and Fluff at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (JtBPN)

445 410 That cunt Fluff can't do the things for you that I do.

*arches back, slaps tail on bed suggestively*
Posted by: Patch at September 19, 2019


*
*

My cats Wolf and Chekov need to meet up with you girls!

True, they're neutered. Is that a dealbreaker?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (ClOmq)

446 I feel that ass waxing and butt-shining are two very relevant issues many politicians are faced with daily in the modern political arena.
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Geez. Another ball-buffing minimizer!

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2X41d)

447 I haven't used it yet. Is it that bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 03:58 PM (9nhoD)

I can't vouch for the quality, I can only relate data from people I know who have. I boycott them because I don't want their shady business practices to catch on and become the industry standard. Look what they did with Shenmue 3, it makes all of the controversy surrounding Borderlands 3 and it's sudden decision to go Epic platform exclusive (which many of us long-time fans hated) look honest by comparison.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (WpaJf)

448 . Liz Warren must either have incriminating pics of Drudge or she blows him daily. Dude is pushing her hard. Eff him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (KBY7Z)


Haven't been to that fuck's site in months if not a year.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (OWo/o)

449 438 Yeah I resisted the current console generation but eventually buckled on the Switch and I'm glad I did. I also use it almost exclusively as a handheld bu tit's nice to be able to dock it every once in a while and play on the big screen with a real controller.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

==========

We never had a Wii, but we bought a Wii U a few years ago.

It's fine. It's like Windows Millennium Edition. If you already owned XP and upgraded, you were an idiot. If you just bought a computer with Millennium Edition already on it, fine, whatever, no big deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (q80AH)

450 OT: Classic Firearms has Anderson AR-15 lowers on sale for $35 through midnight Frvday

you're welcome

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (makEl)

451 It's cute you think they care. They're just in it
for the money. Where he can't just straight up pocket that money, he
can in turn give it to whatever candidate he wants, or hand it over to
the DNC.



Launder it, if you will.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (OWo/o)

That, right there.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)

452 Cannibal Bob, meet the Horde.

Horde, meet Bob who has a slight eating disorder.
Posted by: SMH

Hi Bob.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (Z65m4)

OK, Rick, would you like to start us off and tell us a little about yourself?

Posted by: AoS Group Therapy Dept. at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

453 440 There would have been a time in America when nobody would know who Beat Orourke is. This freak was already elected to state office? Da Fuq?
He's a distraction, going nowhere. Slightly OT. Liz Warren must either have incriminating pics of Drudge or she blows him daily. Dude is pushing her hard. Eff him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (KBY7Z)

He' still have been known.

He married into being stupid rich.

If Politics wasn't around to distract him, he'd have drunkenly plowed a helicopter into a building or had a comically tragic water skiing accident that'd be all over the news by now.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (sm6Pk)

454 450
OT: Classic Firearms has Anderson AR-15 lowers on sale for $35 through midnight Frvday

you're welcome


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (makEl)
Got lowers. Just need to finish kitting them out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (N39Ws)

455 73 I see O.J.!
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

And he looks scared.....

He be slouchin'

and Baba Booey to y'all

Posted by: Bob from Bowie MD at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (YKjQ6)

456 Nobody knooooows, the buttfurr I've seen.

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (vtcmf)

457 Launder it, if you will.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (OWo/o)

That, right there.
Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (77WPm)
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Scrub my money.

Posted by: Beato F Dork at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (2X41d)

458 Moron Robbie, I can definitely give you a list of games worth having on the OG Game Boy, but it also depends on if you son is able to git gud at games.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

459 THE FAKE MEXICAN IS NOT THE FUCKING ISSUE HERE, THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING ALAMO, THERE ARE RULES---

Also, Dude, "furry" is not the accepted nomenclature. Zoophile American, please.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Ct55T)

460 Beto is week old stale bread.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (p0A33)

461 Bah, bah, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
If you're on the pill.

Posted by: Beto Poet Laureate at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (qEujL)

462 I think all Colt just did is make overtime at Springfield and Ruger.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 03:53 PM (JtBPN)

I think you're right. Colt has a name for guns made decades ago, and they've survived on name alone. Paying retail for a Colt AR is silly.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (z79tQ)

463 Has anyone asked Mika about Furry-Beto?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Ljko6)

464 Classic Firearms has Anderson AR-15 lowers on sale for $35 through midnight Frvday

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Dang. That is a great investment opportunity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (MnfDz)

465 I realize laughing just encourages you by...damn. Once you guys get rolling.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Zv1X1)

466 Yeah the WiiU was a bit of a bust but hey, Nintendo is allowed one every decade or so.

*hides Virtual Boy in the closet*

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)

467 My cats Wolf and Chekov need to meet up with you girls!

True, they're neutered. Is that a dealbreaker?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (ClOmq)


If it ain't human, we ain't a' doin' !!!

Posted by: Patch and Fluff at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (JtBPN)

468 459 Also, Dude, "furry" is not the accepted nomenclature. Zoophile American, please.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Ct55T)

From what I've seen come across my Twitter feed, they're actually actively kicking all the bestiality people out, cancel-culture style.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (sm6Pk)

469 I realize laughing just encourages you by...damn. Once you guys get rolling.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Zv1X1)

The Horde Hive Mind is a glory to behold.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (77WPm)

470 429 Though I don't own a Switch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

I had my doubts about the Switch, but I gotta say I love it after I took the plunge. I occasionally hook it up to my TV, but 90% of the time, I use it as a fancy and powerful handheld system. The ultimate Gameboy. Playing the new Fire Emblem at the moment.


Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 04:16 PM (yb6r+)


I listen to a couple game youtube reviewers/news guys and they were all a little skeptical of the Switch. It ends up that they all love it. One of them can't shut up about how awesome Mario+Rabids is. Another has said that the Switch version of Skyrim is his favorite version of the game.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Z7lwY)

471 Has anyone asked Mika about Furry-Beto?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Ljko6)


No one cares what she thinks, so likely not.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (OWo/o)

472 466 Yeah the WiiU was a bit of a bust but hey, Nintendo is allowed one every decade or so.

*hides Virtual Boy in the closet*
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)

Once they decide to port Mario 3D World and Xenoblade X, they'll have completely admitted the absolute failure of the Wii U.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (sm6Pk)

473 424 Beto has received a boatload of funding. Did those idiots not vet him at all?
=====

our politicial enemies are the rich elite 1%. Instead of caring about the common man, they hate the common man. They now care about foreigners. but you know, once they cross the border and pop out a kid, as the fecund usually do, they're magically untouchable and magic.

anyway...the point is, there's a lot of leftist money out there. Luckily, every leftist is an obviously traitorous psychopath.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (thQkh)

474 The Horde Hive Mind is a glory to behold.


Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (77WPm)

yeah, I try to stay away but its like catnip to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Zv1X1)

475 *gulp*

Posted by: Meeka at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf)

476 Actually the Virtual Boy wasn't even the worst mistake they made that year, because I think that was pretty close to when they told Sony "thanks but no thanks on that SNES CD Add-On, go do whatever you want with it on your own." Oops.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

477 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Posted by: ΛΕΟΝΙΔΕΣ at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (5Yee7)

478 Right, it's ask me anything but not I'll answer anything.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 19, 2019 04:23 PM (thQkh)

479 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Posted by: ΛΕΟΝΙΔΕΣ at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (5Yee7)
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Mooing labia.

Posted by: Beato F A'Dork at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (2X41d)

480 Moron Robbie, I can definitely give you a list of games worth having on the OG Game Boy, but it also depends on if you son is able to git gud at games.

Posted by: Broseidon

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Thanks, I'd love to have at least five or so must haves. We carry it with us on trips and I sort of prefer it to the tablet games.

Unfortunately I don't know the model. I think it's the one right before the 3d version, but I feel like we'll get one of those at some point for the charming little super Mario games.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (MnfDz)

481 476 Actually the Virtual Boy wasn't even the worst mistake they made that year, because I think that was pretty close to when they told Sony "thanks but no thanks on that SNES CD Add-On, go do whatever you want with it on your own." Oops.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

Yes, but the Virtual Boy has the whole "It was so bad it made Gunpei Yokoi waste away to death" (even though that's not what happened) urban legend to go with it.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (sm6Pk)

482 When Nintendo hits with something, they really hit with it. There's a reason they've stuck around when every other game company not beholden to a giant corporate entity either went tits up or stopped making stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)

483 Nope, nope, nope. Not clicking any links about furries. I've read so much here about pron that I delved into porn hub a couple weeks ago just to see what the attraction is. Don't see the attraction. Being a good Catholic I was shocked. Actually, it's pretty amusing. The only porn I had seen previously was 5 minutes of Debbie does Dallas. That was Shakespeare compared to what I watched.
Back to college football. Nice butts on those boys.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (N3JsI)

484 424 Beto has received a boatload of funding. Did those idiots not vet him at all?


A furry vet?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

485 Maybe Beto and Thomas Middleditch can furry together.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (qEujL)

486 1
Furry in a Fury!

like a plymouth fury?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (sGtp+)

487 That's enough for me, I gotta go get my armadillo suit back from the cleaners tonight. Just crossing the parking lot I got hit by two cars and pickup from Oklahoma.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (QPvMy)

488 This furry talk is absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: Thomas Middleditch at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (vtcmf)

489 One of them can't shut up about how awesome
Mario+Rabids is. Posted by: buzzion
I like strategy games. I can vouch for the Mario Rabids game. It's really good.

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (yb6r+)

490 Were there any furries in the crew of the U-696? My pitbull wants to know.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (Jj+59)

491 481 Actually the Virtual Boy wasn't even the worst mistake they made that year, because I think that was pretty close to when they told Sony "thanks but no thanks on that SNES CD Add-On, go do whatever you want with it on your own." Oops.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

Yes, but the Virtual Boy has the whole "It was so bad it made Gunpei Yokoi waste away to death" (even though that's not what happened) urban legend to go with it.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (sm6Pk)

==========

I liked the Virtual Boy. It wasn't great. The games are limited. It gave you headaches after too long.

But I liked the red and black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (q80AH)

492 This should have been done after new town school shooting. The n.r.a. has still not been brought to justice for these children's death. The next president should declare a national emergency and ban all bullet sales. bullets are not protected by 2 amendment. Hope we don't have to wait untl AOC becomes president in 2025.

Posted by: raimondo at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (zXMIS)

493 Butt fur face.

Posted by: Beto at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (5itaF)

494 Robbie, what's it look like? I can tell you which it is based on that.

Also yeah I'm pretty sure Gunpei Yokoi got in a car accident.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

495 476 Actually the Virtual Boy wasn't even the worst mistake they made that year, because I think that was pretty close to when they told Sony "thanks but no thanks on that SNES CD Add-On, go do whatever you want with it on your own." Oops.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)



Nintendo is still around, so I think they're probably fine with that really, they're an odd duck afterall and you can tell by how it took them forever to stop going after everyone on youtube that showed their games and basically was giving them advertising.

Compare that to Sega who partnered with Microsoft on the Dreamcast. Who's the one making consoles now?

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Z7lwY)

496 Those questions you excerpted are hilarious. Pancho Vanilla (totally stealing that!) kicked over an ant-hill.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (5Yee7)

497 482
When Nintendo hits with something, they really hit with it.


Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)

Yup, I just started their new game Pong. its pimp.

Posted by: Joey B. at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Zv1X1)

498 The litter box is part of the kink.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Ndje9)

499 I listen to a couple game youtube reviewers/news guys and they were all a little skeptical of the Switch. It ends up that they all love it. One of them can't shut up about how awesome Mario+Rabids is. Another has said that the Switch version of Skyrim is his favorite version of the game.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Z7lwY)

M+R is actually pretty incredible, and I was never really a fan of srpg's.

Probably top 3 Switch game for me after BotW and SMO.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (k76MH)

500 Look what they did with Shenmue 3, it makes all of the controversy surrounding Borderlands 3 and it's sudden decision to go Epic platform exclusive (which many of us long-time fans hated) look honest by comparison.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 04:18 PM (WpaJf)

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I'll play a couple of games every year or so (Mad Max was the last one) so I'm way out of my depth, but yeah, that is disappointing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (MnfDz)

501 Speaking of furries...

Posted by: Thomas Middleditch at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (vtcmf)

502 Bob makes us arch our backs. In a good way.

Posted by: Patch and Fluff at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (JtBPN)

503 495 Compare that to Sega who partnered with Microsoft on the Dreamcast. Who's the one making consoles now?
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Z7lwY)

Sony's initial campaign for the PS2 in Japan? When the Dreamcast came out, Sony put out signs that said "You will WAIT for PS2."

People waited.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (sm6Pk)

504 The resident imbecile has piped up.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (RU4sa)

505 I just heard a retard blathering stuff.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 04:27 PM (nxxK5)

506 Ole Beto wont be able to go to Canada. If youve had DUI, you dont get in. Felony also. That's border control!

Posted by: Sj at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (CCi0x)

507 >>> It really does my heart good to see his political career go down in flames like this, and make no mistake, it is going down in flames. He will NEVER win another race for statewide or national office again. (I won't rule out Mayor of Juarez) Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

I hope so! I am still afraid that after the failed presidential bid, his sugar momma's money will land him a Texas senate or house seat. Then we are stuck with him forever.

If the furry stuff makes him flame out of politics, all the gun confiscation and furry nonsense will be worth it. James Franco can one day play him in a quirky indie film about his failed political ambitions.

Posted by: Liz Lord at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (hvf9s)

508 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (c1yAg)

509 The only porn I had seen previously was 5 minutes of Debbie does Dallas. That was Shakespeare compared to what I watched.
Back to college football. Nice butts on those boys.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (N3JsI)


Actually, 70's porn had plots and some acting where they told a story and entertained along with showing sex. The 80's introduced fake tits and fake movies that had nothing but sex. It's largely gone downhill from there.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (OWo/o)

510 President Pajama-Boy will be respected by the likes of Justine Trudeau and Jacinta Arden.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Ljko6)

511 Went to Reddit for a bit.

Omg. Beto's gonna be so butt hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

512 Kurt want to ban the legal sale of bullets and make them was easy for children to buy as marijuana.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 04:28 PM (xfb67)

513 Got lowers. Just need to finish kitting them out.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 04:19 PM (N39Ws)

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you can never have enough lowers....

besides, they're small and don't eat much.

and you can sell them back to the govt for a profit at gun buy backs or to Beta's goons.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (makEl)

514 It's furmondo!

Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (vtcmf)

515 >>> Ole Beto wont be able to go to Canada

He and Trudeau can meet up and culturally appropriate animal cultures together! In horseface!

Posted by: Liz Lord at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (hvf9s)

516 Robbie, what's it look like? I can tell you which it is based on that.


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Just looked it up and I'm pretty sure it's an advance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (MnfDz)

517 OK, which moron got online and asked the questions? Or was it the Ewok himself?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (jK8Z7)

518 I'm pretty sure our resident dunce actually speaks no English and is just copypastaing off a list of prewritten sentences at random.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (Ct55T)

519 It's furmondo!
Posted by: Master Beto at September 19, 2019 04:29 PM (vtcmf)


Very under-rated effort by ABBA.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JtBPN)

520 Isn't Nintendo a giant corporate entity on par with EA/Activision/Ubisoft?

Paradox Interactive isn't that large, I don't think Firaxis is either. Kalypso Media also comes to mind.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Wj9tV)

521 The litter box is part of the kink.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Ndje9)
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It's poop-shaming if you can't handle the litter box.

Posted by: Your cat at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (2X41d)

522 Mr. O'Rourke --

Does your furry costume have a fuck-hole, or are you one of those freaks who like to come inside the costume? If so, do you have any tips for cleaning off the crusty dried jizz? It's really hard to reach in there.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Q3dyo)

523 Nood...

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Z1ykJ)

524 So even the troll thinks PDT's gonna get re-elected ?

LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 04:31 PM (c1yAg)

525 466
Yeah the WiiU was a bit of a bust but hey, Nintendo is allowed one every decade or so.

*sigh* i had to explain the game genie to my cow-orkers in a meeting this morning. i had used an analogy to it in a powerpoing thingamabob.

some times i think i live in a cultural wasteland.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

526 Have to go be a grown up for a while. Thanks Broseidon for any suggestions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 19, 2019 04:32 PM (MnfDz)

527 The next president should declare a national emergency and ban all bullet sales. bullets are not protected by 2 amendment. ...
Posted by: raimondo at September 19, 2019 04:25 PM (zXMIS)


You do realize (actually, you probably weren't taught real American history) that things got rather sporty at Lexington Green when the British came to confiscate supplies of gun powder from the American Colonists?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 19, 2019 04:32 PM (5Yee7)

528 Poop? Are the Bucks County Association of Constipated Beckies in the crib?

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 19, 2019 04:32 PM (Jj+59)

529 @524 Even raimondo thinks biden sucks!

Posted by: raimondo at September 19, 2019 04:34 PM (zXMIS)

530 For an encore, I'm going to nut in Gammy's fuzzy slippers.

Posted by: Fluffy "Blotto" Ramone at September 19, 2019 04:35 PM (2Mnv1)

531
520 Isn't Nintendo a giant corporate entity on par with EA/Activision/Ubisoft?

Paradox Interactive isn't that large, I don't think Firaxis is either. Kalypso Media also comes to mind.


Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Wj9tV)


Kind of? But they're not pumping out the exact same game every single year expecting you to shell out $60 for it. They make you wait several years and usually have innovated the game in that time. Good luck comparing Skyward Sword to Breath of the Wild.

Even their most repeatable franchise "pokemon" usually has a bit of a gap between iterations.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Z7lwY)

532 Beto is dreamy. I want to have his lambs.

Posted by: AOC at September 19, 2019 04:36 PM (hKi6n)

533 Mr. O'Rourke --

As you know, the primary kink for us furries is not sexual per se, but the fantasy of being an animal hunted by real he-men - a kink which we currently must keep secret. Eventually, we as a community plan to come out of the closet en masse about the true nature of our kink, but we need to do it all at once in a mass-announcement, so we can prepare to assume our true role as prey, on what in the furry community is known as "Prey Day."

Question: Do you want to confiscate all guns because you're afraid that Prey Day may arrive before you're ready? If so, isn't this a betrayal of the furry community?

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 04:36 PM (Q3dyo)

534 Nood: NYT scrunts digging a deeper hole

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 19, 2019 04:38 PM (5Yee7)

535 I still remember the hens on "The View" fawning all over him. God he so great, as they drooled all over him while sitting there. Handsome, will make a great President.....

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2019 04:42 PM (z2dc/)

536
Beta is like something created in a lab, just to be mocked and made fun of.

How the hell can SNL not be running skits about this guy on a regular basis? Oh, that's right. They're no0t about comedy any more.

If I had the resources, I'd already have a "Beto"-based comedy movie ready to go.

The sadly hilarious thing about this is that there's still a bunch of old, fat women driving around with Beto stickers on their Smart cars.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2019 04:46 PM (n8Jib)

537 I had never heard of "furries" until that one CSI episode.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2019 04:47 PM (lGRtg)

538 Nintendo is big for a video game company, but they're not Sony or Microsoft.

Robbie, for GBA, I would say the must have games are:

Zelda: Minish Cap, the entire Super Mario Advance line, Mario Kart Super Circuit, Metroid: Fusion and Metroid: Zero Mission, Advance Wars 1 and 2, all three Castlevania games (Circle of the Moon, Harmony of Dissonance, Aria of Sorrow), Zelda: Link to the Past & Four Swords, Pokemon Ruby or Sapphire, and Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

If you or the kid like RPGs, there's a wealth of good ones: Fire Emblem, Tactics Ogre, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Final Fantasy 6, Mario + Luigi Superstar Saga, and Golden Sun 1 and 2.

It's really a great little handheld and for only having about a 4 to 5 year dev cycle (last real good games for it would have been released in 2006, with other stuff trickling until maybe 200 it has some real gems on it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

539 How furry does a furry have to be
before it coughs up a furball
the choker my friend
is a family hairloom
and a gag order is coming soon.

Posted by: saf at September 19, 2019 04:59 PM (5IHGB)

540 Also, I have seen you say that Texans you've met have been asking you to do this. I think you're misunderstanding the intent behind the phrase "come and take it"
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More poetry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 05:07 PM (ZMWtN)

541
"With all of that said, would you like to address the allegations that you're a fucking furry?"

There is no proof whatsoever that this soi boi is fucking anything, not even Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 19, 2019 05:32 PM (1hM1d)

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