Hillary Clinton: I Only Lost the Election Because It Was Rigged by Voter Suppression

I trust everyone remembers the hysteria the media engaged in -- especially people like Jake Tapper -- claiming that Donald Trump's doubts about the fairness of our elections threatened to undermine our republic.

But now that Hillary Clinton isn't expressing a hypothetical concern, but is flatly asserting that the election was rigged, hey, maybe she's got a point, right?

Hillary Clinton: "You can run the best campaign. You can have the best plans. You can get the nomination. You can win the popular vote. And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election for these 4 reasons. Number One: Voter suppression."
Via The Hill pic.twitter.com/Ks4S6tDdfI
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 17, 2019

So let me tell my favorite Jake Tapper story again. I think this is the first time I've mentioned it in a main post, rather than in a comment.

You may have heard that Jake Tapper is a deranged obsessive and near-stalker when it comes to hounding his Twitter critics with Nasty Jake DMs. (DMs are Direct Messages, private messages that no one but the sender and addressee see.)

DM abuse that sometimes ends with torrents of profanity.

I've gotten so many Nasty Jake DMs I had to unfollow or block him (or both; I forget), thinking that would block his DMs (it didn't).

Then I escalated, telling him, "Do not DM me any longer. You are being specifically told your DMs are not wanted. I will tell you further that if you continue with this DM harassment, your DMs are not private and will be enthusiastically shared publicly, so that everyone can see your behavior."

I did tell him he could contact me publicly-- so that people could see the bullshit claims he was making. But I was tired of the "I'm going to keep my bullshit reputational management efforts secret."

No, public or nothing.

It didn't work, though.

This was shocking to me -- he didn't even stop after that. He just tried to keep it more even-tempered so that the DMs, if revealed, wouldn't be quite as embarrassing.

Anyway:

Back when I was on Twitter, after Trump was elected and when Hillary Clinton and her media supporters were advancing their "Hillary really won, but Russia stole the election" storyline, I saw a story on a news network that Hillary Clinton claimed at a fundraiser that Russia had hacked our "vote."

This was a major conspiracy theory Rubicon to cross -- Democrats usually used vaguer terms like "interfered with our election," referring to the scary-influential $150,000 in FaceBook ads. Or talked about hacking the election generally, meaning, "hacked John Podesta's email account using the silliest most basic trick an eight year old would know."

But now Hillary Clinton was alleging that Russia changed our vote totals.

Because I knew Jake Tapper was one of the Leftwing TV Moralists who had screamed and cried the loudest when Trump suggested the election might be rigged, I wrote something like "For some reason I don't think CNN will be decrying Hillary Clinton's claim that the vote was actually hacked by Russia."

Jake Tapper, you might have heard, is an absolute obsessive about protecting his Twitter Image, and even protecting CNN's Twitter Image as that reflects on him, and within moments DM'd me demading, "Cite?"

Jake Tapper uses the "Cite?" rebuttal the way all leftwingers use it. It's their way of saying "You're lying, so I don't have to respond to this." But every time you actually do provide the citation, it changes absolutely nothing -- they do not concede the point, they just move on to their next defense.

It's a pointless exercise.

But in this case I had the cite very handy. Very handy indeed.

In fact, Jake Tapper also had the cite handy, but apparently he was too busy patrolling Twitter for Negative Mentions of Jake Tapper or CNN to notice.

See, I never watched Jake Tapper's show, but for some reason (I can't remember why) I was watching it on this day. Or at least I had it on in the background.

So at around 4:25 pm or so, Jake Tapper, on his very own show, introduced a report from some CNN "reporter" who dutifully reported that Hillary Clinton had claimed Russia hacked the vote.

After the package, they went to commercial.

At around 4:27, I posted my tweet, and at about 4:28, Jake Tapper demanded: "Cite?"

So my answer was simple: "Jake, my cite is your own show. You literally just ran a package including a videotape of Hillary Clinton claiming the 'vote was hacked' two minutes ago. It literally just happened. It literally just happened on a screen your face was tilted towards."

Jake Tapper said something like "Oh I'm so busy in the studio" or whatever.

And I'm thinking: "You little narcisisstic, megalomaniacal, Twitter-addicted OCD freak."

He's super-busy in the studio -- busy patrolling Twitter for aspersions on the good name of Jake Tapper.

I mean, I know Jake Tapper has low ratings, and basically the people who watch him are just his Twitter Beta Orbiters hoping for a shout-out or whatever, but shouldn't he at least be expected to watch his own show? Especially while he's performing it?

But no, this little pissant is so busy scouring Twitter for negative mentions he introduces news packages which he apparently hasn't watched previously nor read the script for, and then doesn't even bother watching the news package he's running on his own show.

He's just sitting there on Twitter doing Vanity Searches for his name or CNN.

Even when he's on the air.

Now, a lot of people have Nasty Jake DM stories, but I bet you very few have a Nasty Jake DM story like this.

Or who knows -- maybe a lot of people do. I can't imagine this was the only time someone caught Jake Tapper doing some Twitter Reputational Management when he was on-air and supposedly on CNN's clock.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:10 PM

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1 She needs to go away.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (RU4sa)

2 Just shut up!

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (yuEZw)

3 Speaking of things that stink.

Posted by: J. Giles at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (jYnPD)

4 Don't mind Gramma Wobbles. She's drunk again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (u//oP)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (OWo/o)

6 But, you "won the popular vote...."

Where the fuck was the suppression?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (OWo/o)

7 And this is the woman who challenged Donald Trump to accept the results of the election.

Sick. Very sick woman.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (H8QX8)

8 LOL !

In 2016 we dodged more bullets than the hero of an action movie.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (c1yAg)

9 Jake Tapper is on twitter at work?

How dare he?! The gall, the unmitigated gall, I say! To be slacking off on your job, but instead be on social media.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (KUaJL)

10 I'm glad she's still stewing over this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

11 Love ya ace, but I can't stand the sight or sound of her.

Kudos to your iron constitution that you can watch videos of her.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (RU4sa)

12 She right about voter suppression.

But she needs to look in a mirror for the cause.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (Ciifn)

13 Hillary Clinton: "You can run the best campaign. You can have the best plans. You can get the nomination. You can win the popular vote. And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election for these 4 reasons.

1. You're a shitty candidate whom no one likes or trusts, and who has a history of fucking up.
2. See #1
3. See #2
4. See #3

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (cK+AV)

14 Voter suppression my ass. She's pissed more dead people didn't get to vote and more live people didn't get to vote repeatedly or otherwise illegally.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

15 Eh. They're just afraid to be Epsteined if they don't report what she says.

Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

16 Wait--when the Demunist Commiecrats claim "Voter Suppression" they are trying to covr for voter fraud, rather than claiming Russia hacked things.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (ujg0T)

17 Say what you want about Hillary, but she's really done wonders for the mumu industry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xfb67)

18 Lost the election and one shoe, she means.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (yL25O)

19 She and Ruth Ginsberg. Can't they just go quietly into that good night?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (vkS2Z)

20 8 LOL !

In 2016 we dodged more bullets than the hero of an action movie.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (c1yAg)

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Bullet dodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0OUq_kDh8

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (RU4sa)

21 There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. A. National. Popular. Vote.

We are a Republic. We have 51 elections. 50 states + DC.

Why is this so hard for the left to understand.

Never mind, I know why. They don't teach civics in school anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (u//oP)

22 And this is the woman who challenged Donald Trump to accept the results of the election.

Sick. Very sick woman.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (H8QX

This should be thrown in her face all the time

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (M+Lyo)

23 Hillary Clinton doing her best "back in high school Varsity, I could have won that game if coach had put me in" impression.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (KUaJL)

24 And she's one of the most vocal who are constantly ginning up hatred by repeating the stupid lie that Tank Abrams won GA, and didn't because...voter suppression.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (JoUsr)

25 10
I'm glad she's still stewing over this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

That "happy birthday to this future president" tweet of hers was gold.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (jYnPD)

26 Remember it's not the truth or evidence, but

Posted by: It's the seriousness of the charge at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (gHaHS)

27 What an old delusional hag.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Zv1X1)

28 Must for to be making admission: We did to your elections what Hillary ( our uranium supplier) did to the DNC.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Y96Po)

29 Hillary.

YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (OWo/o)

30
She looks really evil and depraved in that photo. Good likeness, in other words.

And I can smell the methane from here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (t5m5e)

31 Every time I think I can't be surprised any more by the media, they go and prove me wrong.

I mean, I had always just assumed an anchor would remember what was on his program less than 30 minutes ago.

Maybe I expect too much.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ReE5g)

32 The best campaign???

Uh ... wouldn't the best campaign be the one that won?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (cK+AV)

33 I'm just posting to get this in my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (9nhoD)

34 u mad fab?

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (nFwvY)

35 Either voter suppression actually means physically changing votes, or it means something like "actions which are intended to demoralize the opponents into not voting" such as... I dunno... incessantly commenting on blogs and social media about the stock market about to go into a recession, or posting polls that show a particular candidate has no chance at winning. Hey, any of that sound familiar?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

36 What an evil personage Hillary Clinton is. America dodged a nuclear bullet when when lost the 2016 election.

Oh and 25?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (uLuPn)

37
And she's one of the most vocal who are constantly ginning up hatred by repeating the stupid lie that Tank Abrams won GA, and didn't because...voter suppression.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

She didn't even win the "popular" vote.
Because she wasn't popular.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)

38 Hang Hillary first.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (3mMB+)

39 Hillary seems to be in her own Groundhod Day mental loop where every day she comes up with a new reason for losing the election in hopes that *this* time around it will result in Trump being ousted and she being installed in the WH.

Must be Hell. LOLGF

While I'd rather she be in jail, I hope that the torment of waking up each day knowing she lost her "historic first woman president" to #OrangeManBad is driving her mad.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

40 top 50.

happy late afternoon everyone.

it's nearly beer thirty for you reprobates who are still at work like I am...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (8D42x)

41 19 She and Ruth Ginsberg. Can't they just go quietly into that good night?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (vkS2Z)

Right???? Evil lingers around.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (a0IVu)

42 23
Hillary Clinton doing her best "back in high school Varsity, I could have won that game if coach had put me in" impression.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (KUaJL)

Uncle Rico defense

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (5l6gb)

43 Hilary puts me in mind of rotting fruit. Complete with the circling flies.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (vkS2Z)

44 Voter suppression my ass. She's pissed more dead people didn't get to vote and more live people didn't get to vote repeatedly or otherwise illegally.
Posted by: Insomniac

I did my part and voted for her; three times!

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Y96Po)

45 No one has ever explained how the Russians prevented her from campaigning in the Rust Belt.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)

46 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)

47 38 Hang Hillary first.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (3mMB+)

Point of Order - Tar & Feathers first.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (uLuPn)

48 She must hold in her farts because she's got a LOT of shitty ideas.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (OWo/o)

49 The best campaign. That didn't go to Wisconsin. "Deplorables." Tossed in back of a van like a roll of carpet. "Why am I not 50 points ahead, you might ask." Hobnobbing with celebs during a populist wave election.

The BEST, y'all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (u//oP)

50 Donald Trump

the man lives rent free in more heads than just Hillary's

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (FZYNt)

51 I don't do twitter. Never have, never will. It's an insane little game with insane rules for insane people.

I'll look at what some specific people have said, once in a while. That's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Kpl3J)

52 Right???? Evil lingers around.
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (a0IVu)

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Maybe there's something to the whole 'the good die young' after all...

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (RU4sa)

53
Wow. That face. That expression.

She missed her calling as a scoldy librarian or extra harsh nun.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

54 32 The best campaign???

Uh ... wouldn't the best campaign be the one that won?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (cK+AV)

...

Oh I see Jay is just a Russian troll now.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (yL25O)

55 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.I get the tingles every time I read/type that. Just wish the FAB would embrace that statement as fact.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

56 MAYBE NOBODY WANTS A SAD BAG OF SHIT TO LEAD THE COUNTRY!

Posted by: Fred Baumann at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (AgXWi)

57 So the Democrats now openly say that any election they don't win is illegitimate.

Nowhere to go from there but civil war.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (xjiRE)

58 56 MAYBE NOBODY WANTS A SAD BAG OF SHIT TO LEAD THE COUNTRY!
Posted by: Fred Baumann

no fucking kidding

Posted by: CANADA at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (FZYNt)

59 Not true. I voted for sad bag of shit in 2012.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (xfb67)

60 Now I know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (786Ro)

61 It warms the cockles of my cold black heart to know that the smartest woman in the world was beaten by Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump, people! Reality TV star! Non politician, Donald J. TRUMP!!!

MWAHAHAHAAHAH!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (jyJl/)

62 45 No one has ever explained how the Russians prevented her from campaigning in the Rust Belt.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)

...

Well, first they made Vodka so damn irresistible.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (yL25O)

63 Tank Abrams is delusional. There is no other way to explain her.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (uLuPn)

64 Nowhere to go from there but civil war.
Posted by: rickl

come for the shooting, stay for the slaughter

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (FZYNt)

65 45 No one has ever explained how the Russians prevented her from campaigning in the Rust Belt.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)

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Sexism.

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

66 I saw Sad Bag of Shit open for Doosu at Trees in Deep Ellum in '93.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (OWo/o)

67 come for the shooting, stay for the slaughter
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (FZYNt)

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Yeah, but whose slaughter?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (RU4sa)

68 55 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.I get the tingles every time I read/type that. Just wish the FAB would embrace that statement as fact.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

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She's gonna be the Democratic Party nominee again in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

69 I just recently saw a photo Tank Abrams from a side view. Before I had only ever seen her from the front.

She's even fatter in profile.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (xfb67)

70 Hillary was in all ways Tarred, that's why she didn't go to Wisconsin.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (uLuPn)

71 Yeah, but whose slaughter?
Posted by: SMH

likely those sans guns...

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (FZYNt)

72 "You can run the best campaign." - She didn't.

"You can have the best plans." - Not even close.

"You can get
the nomination." - You needed to cheat to get the nomination to beat-out a septagenarian socialist who's technically not even a member of your party.

"You can win the popular vote." - By about 3-million votes, and you won California by over 5 - meaning that you lost 49-states by over 2-million votes but won the absolutely meaningless "popular vote" by running up the score in a state you had in the bag since August.

"And you can lose the
Electoral College and therefore the election for these 4 reasons. Number
One: Voter suppression." - Making sure that only currently living humans who happen to be American Citizens are eligible to vote, AND that they vote ONLY ONCE PER ELECTION, is not "Voter suppression", you dimwitted skank.

This murderous cunt needs to go away. Fast.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (77WPm)

73 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.I get the tingles every time I read/type that.

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You're right!

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (RU4sa)

74 70 Hillary was in all ways Tarred, that's why she didn't go to Wisconsin.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (uLuPn)

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Tarred? Like a baby?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (q80AH)

75 Sexism.

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

Russians invented sexism, just like they invented everything else.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (Wj9tV)

76 No wonder Bill won't divorce her. Gah! The woman just will not shut the hell up when she thinks she's been wronged. What a monster of an ex-wife she would make.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (9+jnX)

77 57
So the Democrats now openly say that any election they don't win is illegitimate.

Nowhere to go from there but civil war.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (xjiRE)

Now? They won't shut up about it since November 10, 2016.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)

78 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (r1fJX)

79 Hillary Clinton: I Only Lost the Election Because It Was Rigged by Voter Suppression
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You tell 'em girl!

Posted by: Tank Abrams at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (2qPhT)

80 75 Sexism.

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

Russians invented sexism, just like they invented everything else.
Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (Wj9tV)

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Scotch was made an old Russian lady.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (q80AH)

81 In MI, the Jill Stein recount was stopped because of the flagrant abuses. I ran into a retired woman who worked on the recount. This is the kind of thing she was in Wayne county:

Box says 299 votes Hillary, 3 votes Trump.

They open the box and it is 29 votes Hillary, 100 votes Trump.

/and the R governor just blew it off

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (gdfZ0)

82 59
Not true. I voted for sad bag of shit in 2012.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (xfb67)
As did many of us (hangs head in shame).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

83 Voter suppression is all the conservatives in CA that stay home because they know their vote won't count.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (xfb67)

84 I saw Sad Bag of Shit open for...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Zv1X1)

85 Which part of the cycle of grief is Delusion again?

Is it like if you get stuck in a pattern of Denial and alcohol blackouts until you reach that spiritual plane of Complete Dissociation?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (yL25O)

86 69 I just recently saw a photo Tank Abrams from a side view. Before I had only ever seen her from the front.

She's even fatter in profile.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (xfb67)

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That woman is really denigrating the name of an awesome piece or killing machinery.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (RU4sa)

87 She's even fatter in profile.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (xfb67)

Most people are.

Behind shots are also a tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

88
Tarred? Like a baby?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (q80AH)

Taeyhurd.

Posted by: Someguy at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Wj9tV)

89 It has been 2,509 days since Democrats have accepted the results of a Presidential election.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (2dnQU)

90 I do think they mean "voter suppression" as in illegals can't vote some places.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (nRWPy)

91 She's gonna be the Democratic Party nominee again in 2020.

Trump will tear her apart in the debates, if there are any. She'll be met with 'DEPLORABLE' signs anywhere she goes (if she actually ventures out).

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Y96Po)

92 It's so weird to see Hillary's head poking up out of the top of a teepee like that.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (Z1ykJ)

93 82 59
Not true. I voted for sad bag of shit in 2012.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (xfb67)
As did many of us (hangs head in shame).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

don't forget 2008

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (FZYNt)

94 I think it would be epic if Trump tells the Dem nominee in a debate to "agree to accept the result of the 2020 election."

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (OWo/o)

95 Haha Haha! Look at it this way - the smartest woman to ever inhabit the earth, First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State.....

Her legacy?

Losing an election to Donald Trump and whining about it for three years.

Remembered for losing an election.

Fucking loser for life.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ytOd0)

96 1
She needs to go away.

Posted by: SMH

No. Every time she does this it's a reminder that she didn't entirely get away with trying to overthrow the government. You just know she's eaten up inside by bitterness and humiliation. It's not jail, but it's pretty damn good.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (T6t7i)

97 87 She's even fatter in profile.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (xfb67)

Most people are.

Behind shots are also a tell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

by law she needs a pilot vehicle

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (FZYNt)

98 I bet Trump's favorables go up .5 point every time this dumb bint is in the news.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

99 95 Haha Haha! Look at it this way - the smartest woman to ever inhabit the earth, First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State.....

Her legacy?

Losing an election to Donald Trump and whining about it for three years.

Remembered for losing an election.

Fucking loser for life.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ytOd0)

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There are also rans, and then there is Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)

100 85 Which part of the cycle of grief is Delusion again?

Is it like if you get stuck in a pattern of Denial and alcohol blackouts until you reach that spiritual plane of Complete Dissociation?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (yL25O)

I think she is still stuck in denial. But she is time sharing with bargaining and anger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

101 You can run the best campaign.
You can drink all the vodka.
You can have the best plans.
You can blackmail the most donors.
You can get the nomination.
You can join the right pedophile sex ring.
You can perform the right satanic rituals.
And you still lose the election for these 4 reasons..

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (KUaJL)

102 The slab of meat speaks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (2qPhT)

103 Hmm I don't spell voter suppression "Robbie Mook"

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (KET+B)

104 "83 Voter suppression is all the conservatives in CA that stay home because they know their vote won't count.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (xfb67) "

2020 could change all that if PDT plays his cards right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (c1yAg)

105 94 I think it would be epic if Trump tells the Dem nominee in a debate to "agree to accept the result of the 2020 election."
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (OWo/o)

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I'd swoon.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

106 by law she needs a pilot vehicle
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (FZYNt)

And a back-up alarm

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (uLuPn)

107 And don't forget my favorite: having all the women that Bill Clinton abused invited to the debates.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (JKNZq)

108 she's run for office 4 times and lost the last 2 after winning the first 2 on her unfaithful husband's coattails.

she's a born loser and people can't stand the stench of her lies.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (nFwvY)

109 68
55 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.I get the tingles every time I
read/type that. Just wish the FAB would embrace that statement as fact.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

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She's gonna be the Democratic Party nominee again in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)
Every day I'm coming closer and closer to believing that.BTW - and o/t -how's the mrs. doing? New baby when?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (N39Ws)

110 As stated in the last thread I'm pumped over the national gas standard Trump is using to literally Paulo California in the squirrel hole.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (llxrS)

111 by law she needs a pilot vehicle
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 19, 2019 02:24 PM (FZYNt)

Just like the Queen Mary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (ycWCI)

112 85
Which part of the cycle of grief is Delusion again?

Is it like if you get stuck in a pattern of Denial and alcohol
blackouts until you reach that spiritual plane of Complete Dissociation?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (yL25O)

working on it~cirrhosis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (5l6gb)

113 ... after Trump was elected and when Hillary Clinton and her media supporters were advancing their ...

________

You misspelled "sycophantic, America-hating whores."

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (3mMB+)

114 /and the R governor just blew it off

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell because of GM at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (gdfZ0)

Not the hill to die on.
- The GOPe, vote for us because we're totes CONservative and shit

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (77WPm)

115 Where the fuck was the suppression?
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (OWo/o)

She claims that millions of voters were purged from the rolls in MI, WI, and OH. Voters that would have voted for her if they had only had the chance.

At least, thats what the cork from the latest bottle of chardonnay told her.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ZFYYP)

116 Tapper looks a lot like that Middleditch cuck. I bet he buttons his top button always.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Jj+59)

117 For some reason, I almost get the giggles just imagining someone (either Jake "The Clapper" Trapper or one of his buddies) on Twitter posting a message about how good a newscaster or journalist or whatever Tapper is... and then someone posting a single-worded reply of "Cite?".

Posted by: Another Anon at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (thH6w)

118 109 Every day I'm coming closer and closer to believing that.BTW - and o/t -how's the mrs. doing? New baby when?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (N39Ws)

==========

We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

She sent me a text yesterday numbering the days she's been pregnant over the past year.

She's ready for it to be done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)

119 this nasty woman wrote a whole book shifting the blame for her epic fail into everyone else but her.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (lU6Jb)

120 I am woman. Hear me piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan and piss and moan.

- Hillary

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (OWo/o)

121 >> No one has ever explained how the Russians prevented her from campaigning in the Rust Belt.

Or how they made her take lengthy breaks, up to two weeks, between campaign appearances while Trump was holding multiple rallies per day AND doing as much press as possible in between events.

Trump was accessible.
Hillary was hidden, making only infrequent, short, incredibly scripted appearances with friendly audiences or reporters.

Those d@mn Russians!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (bDqIh)

122 Jake does concerned face very well.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

123 They are throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks. They make unsupported and unsubstantiated allegations because they can and get away with it because serious journalism is dead.

I think most Americans see this for what it is. Only the progressive leftists see this as a thing to be pursued. They are desperate losers and folks are waking up to this fact.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (MzU3W)

124 Mammy!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

125 Scheduled induction?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (RU4sa)

126 Getting her ass kicked by Obama, then

Losing an election to Donald Trump and whining about it for three years.

Remembered for losing elections

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (KET+B)

127 Those d@mn Russians!!
Posted by: Lizzy

word

Posted by: Zombie Rasputin at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (FZYNt)

128 Im with Towergate. Hillary will be the nominee of the democommie party. She has to pay up around the end of october

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (Jj+59)

129 Baby ok?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (RU4sa)

130 How did the Rooskies make her faceplant on 9-11?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

131 ace, thanks for the inside story. I can't believe to do that shit so we can have great content and well... a fun place to hang, rant, bitch, and break balls. At least thats all I do. Others actually have interesting stuff to say. I gotta hit the tip jar more often after that story.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (Zv1X1)

132 yeah, she's running again, just waiting for the convention next year to nominate her by acclamation.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (ZqRa6)

133 121
Or how they made her take lengthy breaks, up to two weeks, between campaign appearances while Trump was holding multiple rallies per day AND doing as much press as possible in between events.

Trump was accessible.
Hillary was hidden, making only infrequent, short, incredibly scripted appearances with friendly audiences or reporters.

Those d@mn Russians!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (bDqIh)

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This is kinda why I want Biden to be the nominee.

He won't be able to maintain the pace. He's already slowing down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

134 Hillary Clinton is pure, unadulterated evil.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (E+OcO)

135 Jake does concerned face very well.
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The Huckleberry Hound jowls help out a lot.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ytOd0)

136 This putrid meatsack goes on to mention that reason Number Two is her full diaper.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (2Mnv1)

137 You got to give the harpy credit, she keeps on going like the Energizer Bunny.I think the media knows that she is toast so she gets very little coverage on this latest excuse for her loss. She holds the faint hope that she can emerge as the candidate when all the others are seen to be sure losers. Biden's dementia will not withstand the rigor of time, camel toe is going down and Bernie is a joke. The only threat to her is Pocahontas who is poaching the Bernie vote and will likely be the candidate at the end of the day. Unless Hillary so has enough sway and blackmail ammunition to get another try. She won't.hopefully that will become clear to her and she will, in her vengeful heartless evil ways, try to destroy all those that she feels have precluded her from another run. 3 is a charm is her only argument and with the Clinton foundation, child trafficking, treason charges that will be coming, no go for this hoe.

Posted by: oddnot at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (p9blb)

138 I want to take vacation for all of 2020.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (xfb67)

139 We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

She sent me a text yesterday numbering the days she's been pregnant over the past year.

She's ready for it to be done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)

It's one of the main reasons I have tremendous respect for women.

That has GOT to be a miserable time, and they usually love every minute of it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (OWo/o)

140 115 Where the fuck was the suppression?
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (OWo/o)

She claims that millions of voters were purged from the rolls in MI, WI, and OH. Voters that would have voted for her if they had only had the chance.

At least, thats what the cork from the latest bottle of chardonnay told her.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ZFYYP)

...

She does make a great case for purging voter rolls though.

That may have actually given Trump the election if it cut down as much on voter fraud as she's basically telegraphing.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (yL25O)

141 Her derangement is funny, until it isn't. No one has been prosecuted for their crimes while serving in government and or for attempting to undermine and overthrow a duly elected president. This seems to be a real blind spot for Trump. The longer these people go unpunished, the bolder they are becoming. And the media ensures that this nuttery flows unchecked into the mainstream.

I get that his first love is the economy and we've seen some great results, but if he doesn't take this seriously, then no one will care at the Colander Fair. If these criminals are allowed to get away with this while we may yet have some recourse, then they'll get away with it again. And then we may have no political recourse, and no viable justice system. I wish Trump took this as seriously as his voters do.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (sN9mD)

142 Voter suppression is all the conservatives in CA that stay home because they know their vote won't count.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (xfb67)

I'm still just overjoyed we've given illegals the vote here.

CA really shouldn't be allowed to participate in any federal election TBH. Let Newsom get on TV and tell the rest of the country how unconstitutional not allowing illega- er, I mean "immigrants" to vote is.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (Z1ykJ)

143 118
109 Every day I'm coming closer and closer to believing that.BTW - and o/t -how's the mrs. doing? New baby when?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:25 PM (N39Ws)

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We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

She sent me a text yesterday numbering the days she's been pregnant over the past year.

She's ready for it to be done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)

I pray the home stretch goes nice, smooth and as comfortable as possible. Excited that we'll soon have a new member of the Horde. Best to you and your family!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

144 55 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.I get the tingles every time I

read/type that. Just wish the FAB would embrace that statement as fact.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

+++
Call me superstitious but I am not comfortable about saying that until she is six feet under - has the whole super-star funeral and everything.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (9+jnX)

145 I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Weird, my computer is still typing something after I took my hands off of it....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (oZ6kz)

146 Whenever I have a stressful day, I take a deep breath and tell myself, "Hillary Clinton will never be president," and everything feels a little better.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (N4xQB)

147 125 Scheduled induction?
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (RU4sa)

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Yeah. Baby's fine. The doctor was just okay with us scheduling it to help benefit my mother in law coming from three states away in time. If we plan the day, then we can hopefully guarantee that she's here to help.

If the baby comes early, though, well...we'll manage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (q80AH)

148 I heard that Jake Tapper got the opportunity to swing with MiddlingBitch and his hot wife, but turned it down since he didn't really want her hanging around. I have no idea if that's true, but it COULD be. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (T6t7i)

149 Over 100 so I'm going to bring this up from below, because.

541 482 I just don't get it.
Cucks have been the punchline of jokes since before The Canterbury Tales. Why is this suddenly a thing?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (UFsY2)

In Trump's rainne
When the swich trolling did flow
Were mainy soi bois come to fruit
Then did they poosy hatters take to wife
And so the Paolo did with mainy a wife
Take the husband's parte, and then
Did husband come to be
The cuckolding type.
Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

150 If she's the nominee...

lol

Not enough popcorn in the world to watch the Dem convention try to do that again.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

151 This is kinda why I want Biden to be the nominee.

He won't be able to maintain the pace. He's already slowing down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

...

Rush needs to run Operation Chaos II.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (yL25O)

152 [And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election for these 4 reasons

And you won't BELIEVE reason #4 !

*ahem* I'll believe it -- Jake Tapper

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (786Ro)

153 >>>131 ace, thanks for the inside story. I can't believe to do that shit so we can have great content and well... a fun place to hang, rant, bitch, and break balls. At least thats all I do. Others actually have interesting stuff to say. I gotta hit the tip jar more often after that story.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!'

thanks, Cannibal Bob.

i like that story. I think I've mentioned it in the comments before but I don't think I"ve mentioned it in a post.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

154 Those d@mn Russians!!
Posted by: Lizzy

We're happy with their intervention in the Midwest!

Posted by: 2016 Chicago Cubs at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Y96Po)

155 Oh I see Jay is just a Russian troll now.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (yL25O)

да, товарич.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (cK+AV)

156 Clue me in, what is DM? I know the Deustch Mark is no longer in circulation.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (yRAFu)

157 143 I pray the home stretch goes nice, smooth and as comfortable as possible. Excited that we'll soon have a new member of the Horde. Best to you and your family!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

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Thank you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (q80AH)

158 No thanks. Operation Chaos One didn't work so well. We got Obama.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (u//oP)

159 When is this repulsive old bag of dung and maggots going to go away?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (hpmES)

160 Just goes to show, even a vacuum cleaner bag can't contain vicious, acerbic, narcissism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (U7Mh9)

161 Direct Message, puddinhead.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (yL25O)

162 I always try to get his attention by calling him FusionGPS @JakeTapper on Twatter but he never seems to notice.

I am, on Twatter as in life, merely a small fry swimming in a Yuge ocean of famous people with very little intellect.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (xgyDD)

163 158 No thanks. Operation Chaos One didn't work so well. We got Obama.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (u//oP)

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Everyone! vote for de Blasio!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (q80AH)

164 Yeah. Baby's fine. The doctor was just okay with us scheduling it to help benefit my mother in law coming from three states away in time. If we plan the day, then we can hopefully guarantee that she's here to help.

If the baby comes early, though, well...we'll manage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (q80AH)

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With my first, my mom was in the l/d room.

I really wish my mom was three states away at the time.

I would have induced labor if she had been.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (RU4sa)

165 Jake has Post Traumatic Swirlie Syndrome.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (88+cf)

166 My favorite part of "Russian collusion" is how most of the people pushing it are still totally defensive of actual Soviet agents (Alger Hiss, Rosenbergs, et al)

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (N4xQB)

167 But the Popular Vote dammit!!!

Posted by: Hillzabub at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (Zv1X1)

168 DNC-It's-Impossible-to-rig-a-national-election v2.0.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (2X41d)

169
Sit down and shaddup, you delusional bitch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (pNxlR)

170 We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM

Given induction, we trust Henry will be part of the name!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (r1fJX)

171 Direct Message, puddinhead.
Posted by: TexasDan

Do NOT mess with those!!!

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's Weiner at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Y96Po)

172 150 If she's the nominee...

lol

Not enough popcorn in the world to watch the Dem convention try to do that again.
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

Watching the Democrat primary is like watching two express trains hurtling toward each other on the same track. It's only a matter of time before there's an epic train wreck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (cK+AV)

173 I'm pretty sure that if I had ever got on Twitter, I'd be in jail, an insane asylum, or dead by now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (xfb67)

174 164
With my first, my mom was in the l/d room.

I really wish my mom was three states away at the time.

I would have induced labor if she had been.
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (RU4sa)

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Heh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (q80AH)

175 My favorite part of "Russian collusion" is how most of the people pushing it are still totally defensive of actual Soviet agents (Alger Hiss, Rosenbergs, et al)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 02:31 PM (N4xQB)
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Hairs are not atomic. They can be split.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (2X41d)

176 Doesn't Jonah Goldberg think Tapper is totally awesome?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (aCNZ6)

177 She does make a great case for purging voter rolls though.

That may have actually given Trump the election if it cut down as much on voter fraud as she's basically telegraphing.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (yL25O)

I'm all for a periodic wipe of the voter rolls. Make everyone re-register in their district. In person, with the requisite proof of citizenship and eligibilty.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ZFYYP)

178 Go home Hillary, you're drunk.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (aS1PU)

179 I wonder if Hillary likes watching Huma get railed by weekend amateur volleyball teams?

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (TDal4)

180 170 We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:26 PM

Given induction, we trust Henry will be part of the name!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (r1fJX)

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Nah. Nicholas James.

It's on the nursery wall and everything. There's no turning back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

181 161 Direct Message, puddinhead.
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Thanks. I've never done Twitter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (yRAFu)

182 Clue me in, what is DM? I know the Deustch Mark is no longer in circulation.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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*!*

*stares at 10 Million Mark Wehrmacht note*

Uh...this was my retirement plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (U7Mh9)

183 "So, you're telling me I can dodge bullets and blame?"

"No, Neo-Hillary, I'm telling you when you're ready, you won't have to. You'll be able to put up a wall of bullshit so dense no blame can penetrate."

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Z4rgH)

184 So they managed to suppress the votes that determined the electoral vote, but not the popular vote.

That is some tricksy shit right there.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ra+Jd)

185 >>We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

You should let us name the baby. It would be tasteful.

Probably.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

186 >>She does make a great case for purging voter rolls though.

That may have actually given Trump the election if it cut down as much on voter fraud as she's basically telegraphing.
- - -

My suspicion has always been that they did a ton of voter fraud, every which way they could think of, and it still wasn't enough.

I thought the cable news' specificity on which counties were outstanding and *might* tip the scales was last minute messaging to those Dem operatives on the ground to up their game in those spots ASAP. Holding off providing the counts long after the polls closed, etc.

She's still baffled that she was THAT unpopular.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

187 My nephew is named James.

Good name.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (RU4sa)

188 177 She does make a great case for purging voter rolls though.

That may have actually given Trump the election if it cut down as much on voter fraud as she's basically telegraphing.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:28 PM (yL25O)

I'm all for a periodic wipe of the voter rolls. Make everyone re-register in their district. In person, with the requisite proof of citizenship and eligibilty.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ZFYYP)

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By periodic, I assume you mean every two years? I mean, you're not a communist or anything, are you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

189 "We are all poop threads now ..." -- AoSHPoo

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (3mMB+)

190 185 >>We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

You should let us name the baby. It would be tasteful.

Probably.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

The Horde tried it a few months back.

We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

191 Communist don't need to purge voter rolls, they just purge the voters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (xfb67)

192 Babylon Bee: Government that wants you to take Climate Change seriously invites foreign high school kid to testify before congress

Yeah, about sums it up. They're back to the "magic children" bullshit they originally tried in the early-90's.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (77WPm)

193 185 >>We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

You should let us name the baby. It would be tasteful.

Probably.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

I nominate Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

194 You should let us name the baby. It would be tasteful.

Probably.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

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Do I detect a new game?

"Name TheJamesMadison's new baby"

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

195
I'm all for a periodic wipe of the voter rolls. Make everyone re-register in their district. In person, with the requisite proof of citizenship and eligibilty.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
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And, Serialized paper ballots. I want to know when and where they were cast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (U7Mh9)

196 >>176 Doesn't Jonah Goldberg think Tapper is totally awesome?

Pretty much all of them would be happy to watch Jake Tapper make sweet Tappy Love to their wives.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (PbpT7)

197 Corn Pop is a great name for a kid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (yRAFu)

198 Baby McBabyface.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (xfb67)

199 Who's Mook working for this cycle?

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:35 PM (KET+B)

200 We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

---

Can't imagine why she wouldn't be.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (RU4sa)

201 Hillary Clinton: "You can run the best campaign. You can have the best plans. You can get the nomination. You can win the popular vote. And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election. . . .

*
*

Yeah. That's called the American election process, Grammaw. Accept it like your predecessors did, or shut up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ClOmq)

202 190 185 >>We are 6 weeks and 1 day away from the scheduled induction.

You should let us name the baby. It would be tasteful.

Probably.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

The Horde tried it a few months back.

We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

What, she wasn't going for S. Semper Tyrannis?

Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

203 179 I wonder if Hillary likes watching Huma get railed by weekend amateur volleyball teams?
Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2019 02:32 PM (TDal4)

If they're female, I would suppose.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ujg0T)

204 Tapper?! I didn't even know her!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

205 >>The Horde tried it a few months back.

>>We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.

I missed it.

Did anyone mention Jesus? The Mexican one. It would help him stand out from the crowd.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

206 Spaulding

Name him Spaulding.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ZWeG7)

207 "We are all poop threads now ..." -- AoSHPoo
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (3mMB+)
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Do you find shame in that?!!!

Look everybody! We have a poop-shamer!!!

</sarc condition="if-needed">

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (2X41d)

208 Hillary: Trying to set up the narrative that if in 2020 the dems are not allowed to vote harvest everywhere up the yazoo, waaaah, waaaah, we are suppressing them. Orange man bad yadayada...

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (ASbaS)

209
And, Serialized paper ballots. I want to know when and where they were cast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Blue ink on thumbs too

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (KET+B)

210 "Name TheJamesMadison's new baby, Part II"

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (RU4sa)

211 Hillary will never die.

She has consumed the souls of thousands of the unborn in satanic rituals for most of her life.

She will continue to shrink and shrivel and get uglier and drier and less able to stand on her two feet and more likely to shit herself. She will survive forever, always not being POTUS, always hanging on as a shrill reminder of the evils of abortion, greed, and fucking children.

But our chance to piss on her grave will never happen. Sadly. I was looking forward to it.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (xgyDD)

212 Hey Zeus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (xfb67)

213 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau is not in black face, today.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (jYnPD)

214 I can't understand why the Left lets Billary go out in public.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (M92ny)

215 Haha.

You got your ass beat HRC.

Nobody f*cking likes you, you old bitch. We chose a reality tv clown over you because you are such a f*cking loathed bitch.

And now only white cucks and their bitch wives will hand around with you to listen to you mouth meaningless words hoping maybe to get in on some of the grifting.

Everyone laughs at you while you waddle around in your housecoat as death circles you like water shepherding pubic hairs down the shower stall drain.

Waiters don't say "Oh, look it's the First Lady" anymore, they just say "Here comes that old bitch with the hacking cough. She'll want a cup of hot water for her Sanka instant coffee crystals and to split the check with her friends 6 ways", because they hate you and you smell old.

You'll never be President. You'll die miserable and alone. Your daughter has the face of a horse and her husband will f*ck the hired help because he'll be unable to acquire an erection when he looks at those Spongebob front teeth on your Chernobyl-mutated looking offspring.

Die. Die soon. Die later. But die. The world will rejoice your death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (YA914)

216 I assume neverTrumpers, what with all their integrity, are attacking Hillary for reducing voter confidence.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (aCNZ6)

217 Read the whole thing. Can't make heads or tails out of it. Then again, it's better than working.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (qEujL)

218 What, she wasn't going for S. Semper Tyrannis?
Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

'Molon Labe' probably would have gotten him teased for a bit until he could start carrying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)

219 Nah. Nicholas James.

It's on the nursery wall and everything. There's no turning back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

_________

He'll be called Nikki James in school. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (3mMB+)

220 98% of dems hate Hillary. The just have to kiss her ass because she's mean AF.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xfb67)

221 Everyone laughs at you while you waddle around in your housecoat as death circles you like water shepherding pubic hairs down the shower stall drain.

---

Poetry.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (RU4sa)

222 Die. Die soon. Die later. But die. The world will rejoice your death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (YA914)

She will be paraded around as a hero and will spent time "in State" or whatever as if she were President.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (OWo/o)

223 You wonder why I look like an old hag? Coming up with so many excuses for my failures has become a full time job!

Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (+lVUW)

224 219 Nah. Nicholas James.

It's on the nursery wall and everything. There's no turning back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

_________

He'll be called Nikki James in school. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (3mMB+)

============

"I'm Nick James, bitch."

https://youtu.be/ZdVAH8Z5O90

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

225 We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

huh. I missed it. Ask her about 'Cannibal.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Zv1X1)

226
We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.

Arrgh, I thought Jean Parisot de la Valette would have had enough historical cachet for you guys

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (KET+B)

227 I don't know how he did it, but my recently deceased father in law would sit and watch CNN all day and night. Holy shit, the things that he thought were true because Wolf, Jake, Fredo and crew would cook up was mind blowing, and these were the "scandals" that had been debunked by even MSNBC days earlier.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (I8FKK)

228 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (YA914)

--

OMG, that was hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (JoUsr)

229 By periodic, I assume you mean every two years? I mean, you're not a communist or anything, are you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

Immediately after every election would be fine by me. Register, vote, purge rolls, re-register.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ZFYYP)

230 By the way: What does FAB stand for as applied to HRC? Fat-Assed Bitch?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)

231 huh. I missed it. Ask her about 'Cannibal.'
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Zv1X1)

Cannibal Nick James?

Could work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

232 226
We got interesting results. None of which Dolley was exactly excited about.

Arrgh, I thought Jean Parisot de la Valette would have had enough historical cachet for you guys
Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (KET+B)

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She's less into the history than I am.

She's more interested in the right number of syllables, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (q80AH)

233 No joke when she was First Lady she blamed the Black Hawk Down incident for cutting one of her healthcare speeches short and therefore Bill was distracted and they could not pass her healthcare plan.

The damn military and their helicopter accidents!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Osr+J)

234 Condolences, AJPS.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)

235 Are the walls of the Democratic Party offices all covered with lead paint? How come every one of them is insane?
Maybe they all have syphilis.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:40 PM (aCNZ6)

236 The dems love terms like "voter suppression" because no one knows what it means, but it sounds nefarious.

I have a friend who said "voter suppression" and I asked, "Does that mean Republicans denied someone their right to vote? Because that has not happened. If it doesn't mean that, then what does it mean?"

I got no answer.

So what the fuck does it mean?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

237 OT: But I just found out there is a fruit with caffeine in it. This could change my life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xfb67)

238 Have you noticed that there are no flags on stage during th Democrat debates? Feature or Bug?

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (uLuPn)

239 You can run the best campaign

LOLGF. She ran an absolutely miserable campaign. If Jennifer Palmieri wasn't such an obnoxious guinea tire fire I'd feel sorry for her having to deal with such a lazy imperious drunk with no regard for personal hygiene.

Btw neither she nor her "wildly popular" pervert husband ever attained 50% of the popular vote.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (y7DUB)

240 Haha, more syllables,the longer the ...

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (KET+B)

241 He'll be called Nikki James in school. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (3mMB+)

============

"I'm Nick James, bitch."

https://youtu.be/ZdVAH8Z5O90
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

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Just hope he never hears, "Darling Nikki".

Or anyone else at his school.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (RU4sa)

242 "I'm Nick James, bitch."

https://youtu.be/ZdVAH8Z5O90

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

_______

Heh. Congratulations, TJM.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (3mMB+)

243 Die. Die soon. Die later. But die. The world will rejoice your death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (YA914)

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (jYnPD)

244 237 OT: But I just found out there is a fruit with caffeine in it. This could change my life.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xfb67)

If only fruit and my digestive tract got along better (which kind, by the way?).

Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

245 Bet she's having wet dreams about the democrat
convention turning to her to run again.

I'd say she masturbates to it, but I don't think she has any feeling *down there*.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (+lVUW)

246 Die. Die soon. Die later. But die. The world will rejoice your death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 19, 2019 02:37 PM (YA914)

...

Yeah.

I am going to need two indulgences from the whole remaining civil when somebody dies thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (yL25O)

247 You guys aren't gonna believe this but it looks like the latest ZOMG Trump said something! is another dud.

https://bit.ly/2mjb4gr

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

248 242
Heh. Congratulations, TJM.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:42 PM (3mMB+)

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Thanks.

I'm mostly excited about the two weeks of paternity leave that didn't exist at this company five years ago when Junior 1 was born.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (q80AH)

249 she lost her "historic first woman president" to #OrangeManBad is driving her mad.

And Biden's already more brain-damaged than her.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

250 "I'm Nick James, bitch."

https://youtu.be/ZdVAH8Z5O90

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

Security!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

251 And I like to point out that Hillary didn't get the majority of the popular vote. More people voted for someone else who wasn't Hillary.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (xfb67)

252 I may have missed it, but I don't recall seeing mention here of a recent Red State article peeing in Tapper's mouth. Didn't bookmark it, unfortunately, and I'm lazy. but it's about in the past month.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (VaN/j)

253 *glares at nerdygirl*

*returns lunch to fridge*

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (RU4sa)

254 She will be paraded around as a hero and will spent time "in State" or whatever as if she were President

*******

While 63+ million people celebrate her death by having a feast or a party, lots of wine champagne and scotch and wearing either a MAGA hat or a red dress for a week or both.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ASbaS)

255 Re: this post

Cite?

Posted by: asperg at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (IO1Zk)

256 237 OT: But I just found out there is a fruit with caffeine in it. This could change my life.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xfb67)

...

Soooo...Mormon then?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (yL25O)

257 Have you noticed that there are no flags on stage during th Democrat debates? Feature or Bug?

--

Feature. Mustn't make your crazy base mad by honoring the American flag.

What I can't wait to see is the rainbow flag that will be up on stage during the All Things Gay and Tranny town hall that's coming up. You just know it's gonna fly.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

258 247 You guys aren't gonna believe this but it looks like the latest ZOMG Trump said something! is another dud.

https://bit.ly/2mjb4gr
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Holy shit...

government documents are so awfully written.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

259 Pro tip: It helps if you actually like the country whose Presidency you're running for.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (koNhm)

260 I make it a point to not wish ill on people. It's toxic and genuinely unhealthy.

That said, if the Sweet Meteor Of Death came down and landed at full flaming speed right on this bitch's forehead, I'd be out in the streets dancing like the punk-ass muzzies in Jersey City on 9/11.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (77WPm)

261 So what the fuck does it mean?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

It means you're racist.

And sexist.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (cK+AV)

262 236 The dems love terms like "voter suppression" because no one knows what it means, but it sounds nefarious.

I have a friend who said "voter suppression" and I asked, "Does that mean Republicans denied someone their right to vote? Because that has not happened. If it doesn't mean that, then what does it mean?"

I got no answer.

So what the fuck does it mean?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

It means the following Progrssive Democrat voter groups were unable to vote:
1. Non-Americans, legal, a.k.a. Resident Aliens. Counting these people in the Census also leads to "rotten boroughs" in California and other high immigration states
2. Non-Americans, illegal
3. Deceased Americans
4. Canine Americans
5. Feline Americans
6. Imaginary Americans
7. Fictitious Americans
8. (add to the list anything I missed)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (ujg0T)

263 261 So what the fuck does it mean?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

It means you're racist.

And sexist.

H8ter.

Vote for me!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (cK+AV)

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Addendum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (q80AH)

264 260 I make it a point to not wish ill on people. It's toxic and genuinely unhealthy.

That said, if the Sweet Meteor Of Death came down and landed at full flaming speed right on this bitch's forehead, I'd be out in the streets dancing like the punk-ass muzzies in Jersey City on 9/11.
Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (77WPm)

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LOL!

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (RU4sa)

265 BTW, that's a great Jake tapper story, Ace. That could be a funny basis around which to develop a short story, novel, movie, or documentary.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (3mMB+)

266 OK horde, I admit that I'm a moron, not with a capital M.

I asked the other day about not seeing some content, usually tweets, and we all know how critical that is here. Anyways, someone helped me, but my machine has reverted to blocking it and I can't remember how to fix it.

I'm running chrome with duckduck as the search on top of it, and can't find the proper settings for this problem. Any advice, beyond lolgf?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (z79tQ)

267 They had all kinds of arguments and evidence why Hillary:
Should win,
Would Win,
Did win,

I'm pleased to see she's moved on to arguments/evidence why Hillary:

DiD Not Win.

Now she can get on with the rest of the stages of grief, hopefully in private.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (kfcYC)

268 Yeah.

I am going to need two indulgences from the whole remaining civil when somebody dies thing.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (yL25O)

I'm gonna party like it's 1999 when that cuunt dies.

Satan will have a wingbitch.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (OWo/o)

269 Holy shit, the things that he thought were true
because Wolf, Jake, Fredo and crew would cook up was mind blowing, and
these were the "scandals" that had been debunked by even MSNBC days
earlier.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 02:39 PM (I8FKK)

People are still peddling the Trump muslim ban and immigrants are rapists hoaxes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (jYnPD)

270 49 The best campaign. That didn't go to Wisconsin. "Deplorables." Tossed in back of a van like a roll of carpet. "Why am I not 50 points ahead, you might ask." Hobnobbing with celebs during a populist wave election.

The BEST, y'all.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

The main difference between Hillary and other career politicians is that she doesn't do as good a job of hiding how much she despises blue collar workers.
Makes it tough in rust belt states. And the south.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (+lVUW)

271 What I can't wait to see is the rainbow flag that will be up on stage during the All Things Gay and Tranny town hall that's coming up. You just know it's gonna fly.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

Not me. I'm waiting with bated breath to see how the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker handles this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (cK+AV)

272 I hope people tweet this post to that asshole.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (3230t)

273 People are still peddling the Trump muslim ban and immigrants are rapists hoaxes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (jYnPD)

Wait, they're not?

Posted by: Montgomery County at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (OWo/o)

274 @262
x1000 true.
Cases on point: "collusion" and "hacked."
Meaning something, something sinister-sounding and fill-in-the-blank, aimed at a Republican.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (koNhm)

275 I kinda forget Hillary exists. Then shit like this reminds me. And makes me like OrangeManBad more.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (FiUMj)

276 Any advice, beyond lolgf?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2019 02:45 PM (z79tQ)

Slap a hot iron to it?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (jYnPD)

277 And she looked like a total psycho when she said that, "Why am I not 50 points, ahead" thing.

Totally off-putting to any reasonable person.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (xfb67)

278 >>Holy shit...

>>government documents are so awfully written.

So the whistleblower complaint was judged to be NOT of "urgent concern" and the acting DNI decided to go against past practice and not turn it over to Congress because he isn't required to turn it over to Congress.

I'm really stunned to see that Schiff might have lied.

Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

279 >> Hillary Clinton: "You can run the best campaign. You can have the best plans. You can get the nomination. You can win the popular vote. And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election. . . .

Pssst!

You forgot the part about being under investigation my the FBI for things you yourself did --- and then having to be re-opened thanks to the sloppy behavior of your 'so close she's like a daughter' aide and her pervert husband.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

280 76 No wonder Bill won't divorce her. Gah! The woman just will not shut the hell up when she thinks she's been wronged. What a monster of an ex-wife she would make.
Posted by: washrivergal

Also she knows where all the bodies are buried. Literally.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (+lVUW)

281 Haha.

You got your ass beat HRC.

Nobody f*cking likes you, you old bitch. We chose a reality tv clown over you because you are such a f*cking loathed bitch.

And now only white cucks and their bitch wives will hand around with you to listen to you mouth meaningless words hoping maybe to get in on some of the grifting.

Everyone laughs at you while you waddle around in your housecoat as death circles you like water shepherding pubic hairs down the shower stall drain.

Waiters don't say "Oh, look it's the First Lady" anymore, they just say "Here comes that old bitch with the hacking cough. She'll want a cup of hot water for her Sanka instant coffee crystals and to split the check with her friends 6 ways", because they hate you and you smell old.

You'll never be President. You'll die miserable and alone. Your daughter has the face of a horse and her husband will f*ck the hired help because he'll be unable to acquire an erection when he looks at those Spongebob front teeth on your Chernobyl-mutated looking offspring.

Die. Die soon. Die later. But die. The world will rejoice your death

*******

Awesome.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (ASbaS)

282 It means the following Progrssive Democrat voter groups were unable to vote:
1. Non-Americans, legal, a.k.a. Resident Aliens. Counting these people in the Census also leads to "rotten boroughs" in California and other high immigration states
. . .
5. Feline Americans
. . .
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019

*
*

I knew something was crooked!

Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's cat at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (ClOmq)

283 Did you turn it off and then back on?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (xfb67)

284 so no pastel pant suits, lardo? I wonder why.

Holy shit, it's like an eclipse the way that big black ball moves around on that stage. Wouldn't she look good in state issue orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (LWu6U)

285 Putin himself forced Hillary to avoid Michigan and Wisconsin.

FACT!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (FiUMj)

286 278 >>Holy shit...

>>government documents are so awfully written.

So the whistleblower complaint was judged to be NOT of "urgent concern" and the acting DNI decided to go against past practice and not turn it over to Congress because he isn't required to turn it over to Congress.

I'm really stunned to see that Schiff might have lied.

Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

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I should have added that yes, I did read it and yes, it does confirm that this is all kinds of nothing.

My eyes just went cross-eyed while trying to read it, is all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (q80AH)

287 BTW, one thing I've missed. In the Times's major screw up over Kavanaugh, I haven't seen any articles by our Pussy Cons lecturing us on owning the Libs. It makes it almost as if it didn't happen. (I admit I haven't been looking for it, but usually that's not needed.)

But shouldn't there be an NRO article about how criticizing the NYT about this is like crucifying Christ?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (VaN/j)

288 8. (add to the list anything I missed)

_______

Martian-Americans, Venutian-Americans, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (3mMB+)

289
Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

290 Democrats in leadership are hoping AOC, Sharia Barbie and Cankles beat each other to death with Biden's Double Dragon chain. Or slash each other to death with Corn Pop's rusty Gillette.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (BRpqW)

291 How many times has Bill infected Hillary with an std?

Well probably everytime he's touched her. So once?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (aCNZ6)

292 Speaking of census....

Someone came to my door last week from the census to verify the address. He had a badge and everything!!

He didn't ask for anything, didn't try to sell me anything or get any info. So I guess it was legit. But I'd never heard of such a thing before. It was an older dude, 60s.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (FiUMj)

293 271 What I can't wait to see is the rainbow flag that will be up on stage during the All Things Gay and Tranny town hall that's coming up. You just know it's gonna fly.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

Not me. I'm waiting with bated breath to see how the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker handles this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (cK+AV)

With a delicate touch and a jaw like a golden retriever picking up a duck.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (3230t)

294 289
Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

==========

They keep patching her mech suit with PVC pipe. It's getting bulky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (q80AH)

295 @291
Cold bro. But not as cold as that witch's tit.

Posted by: Ol'Billy Boy at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (koNhm)

296 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (JqYIv)

297 Focused Linear Compression Therapy.
Gotta be good for something

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (yuEZw)

298 Someone needs to offer Mrs. creosote up there a mint.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (LWu6U)

299 They keep patching her mech suit with PVC pipe. It's getting bulky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (q80AH)

You can hear her coming like a Panzerkampfwagen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (xPJvm)

300 Well probably everytime he's touched her. So once?

Posted by:�Northernlurker�at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (aCNZ6)

That would be Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: trev006 at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (VIgRG)

301 289

Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

She's getting ready to molt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (jYnPD)

302 296 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?
---
Octane suppression.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM (hjaPQ)

303
But shouldn't there be an NRO article about how criticizing the NYT about this is like crucifying Christ?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2019 02:48 PM (VaN/j)

Has spittle flecked NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich been fired or instutionalized yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (aCNZ6)

304 289
Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

She's more machine than woman, twisted and evil.

Posted by: Obi-Wan joncelli at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

305 >>My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

Does it normally go VROOM VROOM!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

And Leon's getting LARGER!!!

JOHNNY!!!!!

https://youtu.be/1U7YU9rZS4w

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (OWo/o)

307 278 >>Holy shit...

>>government documents are so awfully written.

So the whistleblower complaint was judged to be NOT of "urgent concern" and the acting DNI decided to go against past practice and not turn it over to Congress because he isn't required to turn it over to Congress.

I'm really stunned to see that Schiff might have lied.

Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

If we had a real Republican Party in CA, there would be an opponent to Schiff in the next election using the hashtag #AdamSchitt

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ujg0T)

308 Hillary and her little Hitlers all said that if Trump wouldn't enthusiastically accept the election results (his loss) in ADVANCE, it was "horrifying".

Meanwhile who was the only honest person on that stage. Trump happily admitted he wouldn't accept the results. They all acted like this was some grand constitutional breach when all it actually was was the truth.

Which is of course part of the reason he won. Which they can never get because they can never be honest about anything.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (6Umk6)

309 ITS FUNNY CAUSE ACE FROZE THE PICTURE OF LADY THUNDERSHART ON A FRAME WHERE HER HAND AND FACE MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A STROKE OR A PALSY VICTIM.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (ymnmz)

310 Somebody needs to tell Hillz that some Dim voters deciding not to bother voting in 2016 because they thought the Dim candidate sucked ass wasn't "voter suppression."

It was just voters dealing with reality.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (k4dH2)

311 Pathetic loser bitch

Posted by: rammajamma at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (mP6Ve)

312 Damn. 250+ posts and was hoping for stuff about Tapper...

Posted by: Juddgement at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (LGMzU)

313 They keep patching her mech suit with PVC pipe. It's getting bulky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You can hear her coming like a Panzerkampfwagen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Clacka-clacka-clacka??

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (Z65m4)

314 Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler>>
That's her normal bug-eyed look.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (yuEZw)

315 You can hear her coming like a Panzerkampfwagen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 19, 2019 02:51 PM

You have no idea.

Posted by: HRC Protection Detail at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (r1fJX)

316 277 And she looked like a total psycho when she said that, "Why am I not 50 points, ahead" thing.

Totally off-putting to any reasonable person.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (xfb67)

She really did. I was astonished that her handlers let her record that video (assuming it wasn't live), and even more astonished that they let it go public.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cK+AV)

317 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (JqYIv)

Seized fan clutch?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (OWo/o)

318 Does it normally go VROOM VROOM!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Yes. Of course.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (JqYIv)

319 316 And she looked like a total psycho when she said that, "Why am I not 50 points, ahead" thing.

Totally off-putting to any reasonable person.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (xfb67)

She really did. I was astonished that her handlers let her record that video (assuming it wasn't live), and even more astonished that they let it go public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cK+AV)

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That Mook character should never work in politics again. He mismanaged her campaign so badly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (q80AH)

320 So was there an army of ten thousand Russian operatives that fanned out across the republic keeping people from voting?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

321 The bitch that couldn't fill high school gyms has a lot of nerve.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (bENpt)

322 Somebody needs to tell Hillz that some Dim voters deciding not to bother voting in 2016 because they thought the Dim candidate sucked ass wasn't "voter suppression."

It was just voters dealing with reality.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

"Dear Hillary,
Some people didn't do something. "

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (Z65m4)

323 She is the real big tent candidate

Posted by: rammajamma at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (mP6Ve)

324 it would be funny if someone gave her a Snickers and she turned into Sipowicz

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

325 304 289
Hillary's tent dresses keep getting larger. The support equipment underneath must be getting more extensive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t5m5e)

She's more machine than woman, twisted and evil.
Posted by: Obi-Wan joncelli at September 19, 2019

*
*

That's not fair. Machines aren't evil. They're just, yanno, devices, metal and plastic parts and so forth. Don't slur them by comparing them to Cankles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (ClOmq)

326 She really did. I was astonished that her handlers let her record that video (assuming it wasn't live), and even more astonished that they let it go public.

--

The couple of people who gently told her it was a bad idea had chairs thrown at their skulls.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (JoUsr)

327 317 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:50 PM (JqYIv)

Seized fan clutch?
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (OWo/o)

In colder weather, fan belts can slip. How high pitched is the sound?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (ujg0T)

328 321 The bitch that couldn't fill high school gyms has a lot of nerve.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (bENpt)

==========

I think this may be the first time in her public life where the public's opinion of her hasn't increased at the end of a campaign.

It's always decreased during campaigns and then recovered when they were done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (q80AH)

329 Anyone else think that under those tent-like outfits Felonious actually looks like Abraham Van Helsing from Hotel Transylvania 3?

For an idea of what I'm talking about: https://bit.ly/2m52BgH

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (77WPm)

330 Shouldn't she be at home with her 23 cats?

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (ur/Uv)

331 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

Get a good grip on your stick and move it.

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (786Ro)

332 She is the real big tent candidate
Posted by: rammajamma at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (mP6Ve)

Didn't Sammy Hagar have a song called Serious MooMoo?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (OWo/o)

333 I'm a twitter whore and I'm not really the best employee in the world but how the actual fuck does Jake Tapper have time to do all the crap, especially when he's FREAKING ON AIR?

The hell.

Also, what is this mystical voter suppression? Black Panthers at the polls?

What is it that supposedly happened in GA with Stacey Abrams? I keep seeing mutterings about cleaning the voter rolls but I never see anyone who says I was removed from the list wrongly and was denied reinstatement wrongly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

334
Yeah, Nick. Nick's a real name.
Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, the kind of guy
you can drink a beer with, the kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke
in his car, Nick!

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (QPvMy)

335 Why doesn't Chelsea tell Hillz to retire and start spending time with the grandchildren?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (aCNZ6)

336 "You can run the best campaign?"

Remember when that shrieking harridan released a video where she unblinking and robotically begged "Why am I not 50 points up in the polls?"

Think about it: That was a prepared video. That was her best take!

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (LTccB)

337 333 What is it that supposedly happened in GA with Stacey Abrams? I keep seeing mutterings about cleaning the voter rolls but I never see anyone who says I was removed from the list wrongly and was denied reinstatement wrongly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

============

You act like specific examples will bolster their case, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (q80AH)

338 My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?
---
Octane suppression.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Add corn syrup to the gas tank.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (Z65m4)

339 That Mook character should never work in politics again. He mismanaged her campaign so badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM (q80AH)

The campaign he ran was fabulous!

Srsly, who the hell would appoint a hipster douchebag poofter from Brooklyn to head a campaign? Is there anybody less attuned to the country as a whole?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (cK+AV)

340 Hillary has gone full bore Sunset Blvd.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (yRAFu)

341 Hillary Clinton epitomizes the word "pathetic."

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (TdMsT)

342 Get a good grip on your stick and move it.

Posted by: Hands>>Like I said
F.L.C.T.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (yuEZw)

343 Damn. 250+ posts and was hoping for stuff about Tapper...
Posted by: Juddgement at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM

Tap, tap, tap
They call him The Tapper
Tap, tap, tap
You know what he's after!

Posted by: The Tapper at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (r1fJX)

344 Seized fan clutch?
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:54 PM
~~~~~

Uhm. Yeah, probably.

Well, it does have a clutch.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (JqYIv)

345 335 Why doesn't Chelsea tell Hillz to retire and start spending time with the grandchildren?
_____________

Hey, we can't stand that bitch either!

And what did we ever to do you anyway?

Posted by: Hillary's grandkids at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

346 What kind of stench is being suppressed by Hillary's tents?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:58 PM (aCNZ6)

347 340 Hillary has gone full bore Sunset Blvd.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (yRAFu)

==========

Objection:

Norma Desmond was once popular and loved by the public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

348 She was robbed I tell you, she only spent a Billion $ had all the drive by Media & Polls in her pocket & the Deep State ! BUT BUT BUT She was robbed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 02:58 PM (BqBId)

349 335 Why doesn't Chelsea tell Hillz to retire and start spending time with the grandchildren?
----------------
My guess is Chelsea wants her kids to grow up somewhat normal?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:58 PM (yRAFu)

350 Also, what is this mystical voter suppression? Black Panthers at the polls?

What is it that supposedly happened in GA with Stacey Abrams? I keep seeing mutterings about cleaning the voter rolls but I never see anyone who says I was removed from the list wrongly and was denied reinstatement wrongly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

I view it as a straight-up psychological defense mechanism.

"I wasn't rejected, I was cheated!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (cK+AV)

351 Berths Clinton looks like a poisonous toad. But not as cuddly and sweet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (myjNJ)

352 330 Shouldn't she be at home with her 23 cats?
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 19, 2019

*
*

I suspect no normal, self-respecting cat would like her, because she at heart doesn't like them. Dictators hate cats. Which reminds me, whatever happened to the cat she and Bill had in the White House? I presume the feline is gone now -- but what happened to her after they left the WH and no longer needed her for photo ops?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ClOmq)

353 These people!

How about we also make Hollywood "internalize the cost of their production emissions"? They're bigger polluters than cattle, right?

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1174728794520748032

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

354 Seems like Jake Tapper and Andy Cuomo have the same problem like taking too many steroid suppositories.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Osr+J)

355 Uhm. Yeah, probably.

Well, it does have a clutch.
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 19, 2019 02:57 PM (JqYIv)

If you step on the gas and it makes a tremendous whirring sound that doesn't go away, get it fixed. The fan is plastic and only designed to spin but so fast. The fan will start to come apart if you go too long with the clutch stuck.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (OWo/o)

356 Hillary Clinton, candidate for the Democrat Party, the party that invented the egregious action of ballot harvesting, is complaining about voter suppression?

I would wager a nut that outright fraud - never mind the harvesting - far outstrips suppression.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (e/H31)

357 "That's right. He'd built himself a huge house all in the Empire style-rows of windows flaming with
light, though it only shows as a pin prick from where I live." "Did they see Napoleon?" "That's
right. They went up and looked through one of the windows. Napoleon was there all right." "What
was he doing?" "Walking up and down-up and down all the time-left-right, left-right-never
stopping for a moment. The two chaps watched him for about a year and he never rested. And
muttering to himself all the time. 'It was Soult's fault. It was Ney's fault. It was Josephine's fault. It
was the fault of the Russians. It was the fault of the English.' Like that all the time. Never stopped
for a moment. A little, fat man and he looked kind of tired. But he didn't seem able to stop it."

-C.S. Lewis in The Great Divorce

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (KUaJL)

358 She sounds hideous.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (uLuPn)

359 SNL could probably have fun with delusional and angry Hillary but who wants to commit surprise suicide?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (aCNZ6)

360 277 And she looked like a total psycho when she said that, "Why am I not 50 points, ahead" thing.

Totally off-putting to any reasonable person.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 02:47 PM (xfb67)

She really did. I was astonished that her handlers let her record that video (assuming it wasn't live), and even more astonished that they let it go public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cK+AV)

She must have gone in the Elena Ceausescue mode whenever anyone suggested anything she didn't want to do. Only the very real threat of Arkancide has prevented anyone from spilling.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (y7DUB)

361 She for whom the phrase was coined: "The balls on that woman."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (koNhm)

362 Ace,

Wasn't there the rumor going around in 2008 that if the delegates at the Dem Convention had actually voted for the candidate that they were pledged to that Hillary! would have won the nomination? That's the reason that the Dems didn't do the roll call of states and just voice voted Obama the nomination.

The feeling was, Obama had a lead in delegates, but Hillary had almost all of the Superdelegates pledged to her, and it would have been death for the party to give her the nomination at the convention because all the black vote would have stayed at home come November, and for Novembers to come. So, she cut a deal to nominate him by acclamation and that the Obamas would back her in 2016.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (I8FKK)

363 >> Hillary Clinton: "You can run the best campaign. You can have the best plans. You can get the nomination. You can win the popular vote. And you can lose the Electoral College and therefore the election. . . .
-----------------------

1) You did NOT run the best campaign. You refused to go out to America and meet the voters. You went to celebrity fundraisers and took pictures with hollyweirdos. You sat on your fat a$$ and did nothing for months, ignoring the Midwest blue states because who wants to rub elbows with the deplorables?

2) What plans? The only plan was the coronation at the Javitts center in NYC. Beyond that?

3) You stole the nomination from Bernie Sanders. Your flunkeys at the DNC rigged the whole thing, gave you the debate questions ahead of time, and bought off Bernie with another lake house.

4) The popular vote "victory" margin is all illegals voting in California. Winning the vote of someone who is not legally allowed to vote is not a win.

5) The Electoral College is where US Presidential elections are won or lost. Perhaps your dick-thinking husband can refresh your memory on that, he won about 40% or so of the popular vote in 1992, but he won the presidency. He won states, Ross Perot won about 20% of the popular vote and got nothing. Same with GHWB, won some states but not enough.

Posted by: Boots at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (oGBso)

364 Wish I remembered if a blogger, reporter or commentator but someone made the point " Lady, you claim you had the higher vote total yet claim voter suppression "

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (ZCEU2)

365 362
The feeling was, Obama had a lead in delegates, but Hillary had almost all of the Superdelegates pledged to her, and it would have been death for the party to give her the nomination at the convention because all the black vote would have stayed at home come November, and for Novembers to come. So, she cut a deal to nominate him by acclamation and that the Obamas would back her in 2016.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (I8FKK)

============

I read it on the Internet, so it's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH)

366 346 What kind of stench is being suppressed by Hillary's tents?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 02:58 PM (aCNZ6)

Hillary just looks like the kind of woman who has a stale, sour odor.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

367
Scott Whitlock
@ScottJW
Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is imploding here as he dodges answering whether he wore blackface on more than three different occasions. "I am wary of being definitive."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 03:01 PM (BqBId)

368 358 She sounds hideous.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019

*
*

And by a strange coincidence, she is!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ClOmq)

369
After much careful deliberation on Twitter, we are pleased to announce that we have selected our Man of the Year for 2019:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z3var9

Posted by: Cuckshed Monthly at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

370 She's pissed because she knew - knew! - this was in the bag for her. They had administration intel moles in Trump's campaign. She/DNC outspent Trump/RNC nearly 2:1. She had easily $1B of in-kind donations from the media. She had the DNC fraud machine running at full speed with air-cover from TFG's DOJ...

... and. she. still. lost.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (77WPm)

371 296
My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

when's the last time you had the filter of your turbo encabulator cleaned?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (sGtp+)

372 Go on YouTube and watch the old CNN polls confidently declare Hillary was eight points ahead. Look at the huge views she got on her fake Hollywood ads put out by pedophiles. Savor the pain she feels, every day, as she realizes that all the King's horses and all of the men will never make her Presidentin'.

Posted by: trev006 at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (pj40n)

373 Which reminds me, whatever happened to the cat she and Bill had in the White House? I presume the feline is gone now -- but what happened to her after they left the WH and no longer needed her for photo ops?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ClOmq)

Betty Currie had Socks pawned off on her, where he lived a fairly long life around real people; unlike Buddy the Chocolate Lab who was hit and killed by a car.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (y7DUB)

374 Imagine the feeling of knowing something is rigged in your favor and still losing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

375 on more than three different occasions

This is really getting good now, poor JT, look at him squirm.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (QPvMy)

376 370 She's pissed because she knew - knew! - this was in the bag for her. They had administration intel moles in Trump's campaign. She/DNC outspent Trump/RNC nearly 2:1. She had easily $1B of in-kind donations from the media. She had the DNC fraud machine running at full speed with air-cover from TFG's DOJ...

... and. she. still. lost.
Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (77WPm)

Isn't it simply delicious? I'll have more servings of that, please.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (TdMsT)

377 Betty Currie had Socks pawned off on her, where he lived a fairly long life around real people; unlike Buddy the Chocolate Lab who was hit and killed by a car.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (y7DUB)

Buddy knew too much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (cK+AV)

378 296
My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

Are you trying to drive your sewing machine?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (aCNZ6)

379 That pic of Hillz makes me think there is an all-woman cast remake of Appocalypse Now in the development stage.

Hillz has a Col. Kurtz look.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (xG/b0)

380 She sounds hideous.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019

It's because she is.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (OWo/o)

381 >.Hillary just looks like the kind of woman who has a stale, sour odor.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

According to one of Bill's girlfriends, personal hygiene isn't necessarily her thing.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (qEujL)

382 Jake...who?

Something to do with television, I suppose.

Thank God I don't watch television.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (Q3dyo)

383 Buddy the Chocolate Lab ... hit and killed by a car.

Sure he was.. lets face it, the dog knew too much

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (QPvMy)

384 She sounds hideous.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (uLuPn)

Well she's a guy. so...

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (77WPm)

385 374 Imagine the feeling of knowing something is rigged in your favor and still losing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

Still losing ... TWICE. Losing the nomination in 2008, and losing the general election in 2016.

Take the hint, Hils: it's not us, it's you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (cK+AV)

386 Is there a Democrat alive who has claimed anything that went wrong is their fault? I can't think of one episode that has happened.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (ZCEU2)

387 According to one of Bill's girlfriends, personal hygiene isn't necessarily her thing.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (qEujL)

You can almost understand why Bill seeks comfort in the arms of other women.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)

388 And the so called whistleblower needs to be in Gitmo, like today.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (mP6Ve)

389 371 296
My car just started making a whirring sound when I step on the gas. WTH!?

when's the last time you had the filter of your turbo encabulator cleaned?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (sGtp+)

Low on blinker fluid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (cK+AV)

390 Something to do with television, I suppose.

Thank God I don't watch television.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (Q3dyo)

State Farm commercial where a dude calls for a quote at 3 am for some reason and his wife hears him getting all hot and bothered and grabs the phone from him demanding to know who he's talking to and it was Jake, from State Farm, who's wearing Khakis.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (OWo/o)

391 Buddy knew too much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (cK+AV)

Of all the things to kick Slick in the nuts about and then horsewhip until the skin comes off his back, letting that poor dog run in traffic when he could've ordered a secret service load to walk him is #1 on that perverts list.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (y7DUB)

392 hillary is going to run again. She is waiting for biden to flame out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (JUOKG)

393 387 According to one of Bill's girlfriends, personal hygiene isn't necessarily her thing.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 03:04 PM (qEujL)

You can almost understand why Bill seeks comfort in the arms of other women.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019

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Almost? Almost?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (ClOmq)

394 Scott Whitlock
@ScottJW
Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is imploding here as he dodges answering whether he wore blackface on more than three different occasions. "I am wary of being definitive."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Somebody's gotta play "Back in Black" the next time he makes an appearance.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (Y96Po)

395 You can almost understand why Bill seeks comfort in the arms of other women.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)

Yeah, it's not their arms he's in.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (OWo/o)

396 State Farm commercial where a dude calls for a quote at 3 am for some reason and his wife hears him getting all hot and bothered and grabs the phone from him demanding to know who he's talking to and it was Jake, from State Farm, who's wearing Khakis.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (OWo/o)

And then the wife grabs the phone and says...
She sounds hideous.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (uLuPn)

397 392 hillary is going to run again. She is waiting for biden to flame out.
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You mean wobbles again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)

398 I suspect Hillz hisses like an angry cat whenever Bill approaches her with amorous intent.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (aCNZ6)

399 Voter Suppression == anything (purging voter rolls of dead people, requiring ID to vote, eliminating same-day registration and "provisional" ballots, requiring in-person voting, etc.) that makes it more difficult for Democrats to manufacture votes out of thin air

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (77WPm)

400 Shelob wouldn't eat Hillary.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (BRpqW)

401 376
370 She's pissed because she knew - knew! - this was in the bag for her.
They had administration intel moles in Trump's campaign. She/DNC
outspent Trump/RNC nearly 2:1. She had easily $1B of in-kind donations
from the media. She had the DNC fraud machine running at full speed with
air-cover from TFG's DOJ...

... and. she. still. lost.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:02 PM (77WPm)

Isn't it simply delicious? I'll have more servings of that, please.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 19, 2019 03:03 PM (TdMsT)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE RBG HUNG ON TO SUPREME SEAT SO SHE COULD MIRANDIZE HER ON INAUGURATION DAY ONLY TO HAVE THE CARPET MUNCHED OUT FROM UNDER HER AND NOW SHE HAS TO SIT, SHIVERING IN A COLD ROOM AT A DESK WEARING GLOVES AND A SCARF EVERYDAY HOPING BEYOND HOPE THAT TRUMP DOESN'T GET TO REPLACE HER.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ymnmz)

402 Think about this:

Hillary spent more money on the "Victory Party" complete with "shattering glass ceiling" and fireworks over New York City than she did on ads in Michigan and Wisconsin.

That tells you what was important to her and her campaign staff.

Trump spent the money in WI, MI, and MN instead of a victory party.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (I8FKK)

403 You act like specific examples will bolster their case, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 02:56 PM (q80AH)

I just want to know what the hell the accusation is. It's like the Russia Russia Russia thing. I still don't know what it is the Trump supposedly did.

There are two things from the 2016 election I still want to know/see.

1. Why were Hillary's celebratory fireworks cancelled?

II. I want the video of when she realized she was going to lose. You know it's out there. It is. I want to see it.

I want to put it on a perpetual loop.

I want to see what all she threw and at whom. I neeeeeeeed this in my life.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (mf5HN)

404 398 I suspect Hillz hisses like an angry cat whenever Bill approaches her with amorous intent.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019

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The last time Bill approached her with, as they say, a twinkle in his eye was probably in 1981.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ClOmq)

405 Scott Whitlock

@ScottJW

Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is imploding here as he dodges
answering whether he wore blackface on more than three different
occasions. "I am wary of being definitive."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 03:01 PM (BqBId)

This is so ridiculous. I knew by the age of 8, way the heck back in the Eighties, that blackface was a no-no. If an eight year old knew this shit thirty some odd years ago, what's uber-prancy SJW Justin's excuse?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (rP4OC)

406 398 I suspect Hillz hisses like an angry cat whenever Bill approaches her with amorous intent.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (aCNZ6)

Nobody can be that desperate for a little nookie.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (uLuPn)

407 She had the DNC fraud machine running at full speed with air-cover from TFG's DOJ...

... and. she. still. lost.

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The only strategy she didn't game out correctly, because she and the MFM had already coronated her, was the fraud needed. She way underestimated how much fraud needed to occur in FL, MI, PA, OH, WI, etc. That was more from her over-inflated sense of an absolute win than anything.

You can bet your bottom dollar the Fraud Machine will do all it can to make up for it next year.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (JoUsr)

408 Somebody's gotta play "Back in Black" the next time he makes an appearance.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (Y96Po)

I see a Trudeau and I want it painted bla-ack.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

409 Somebody's gotta play "Back in Black" the next time he makes an appearance.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 03:07 PM (Y96Po)
*******
Nah N.I.B. Black Sabbath for those of you in Rio Linda that stands for Nativity In Black

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (BqBId)

410 "Voter suppression", huh? That has a familiar ring to it. As in Al Gore after he lost in Florida in 2000. He and his minions made the same claim then.

What a lot of people don't know is that following that election, every MFM outlet in the known universe, the Civil Right Commission, DoJ, FBI, every entity you could possibly think of, descended on Florida looking for "voter suppression", counting, recounting and re-re-counting the ballots, etc.

After counting everything that even remotely resembled a ballot from that day, looking under every rock for the slightest sign of voter suppression or any other similar sort of skullduggery....silence. Hear that hollow echo. And they all quietly faded away into the night as if they had never been there.

And it happened this way because after counting the ballots a few thousand more times, they found that, yes, Bush won, Gore lost. And also that there was not the slightest evidence that anyone who was legally entitled to vote in that state was in any way impeded from doing so. End of story.

But boy howdy it sure sounds good, "voter suppression", which is why every time some inept socialist douche bag loses an election they trot that old meme out... But Hillary, who will most likely never learn to simply STFD and STFU (and stop making a bloody fool of herself in the process), has pushed out so many previous excuses over the past few years on why she lost (all except the truth, which is that most people simply could not stand the bitch and would slit their own throats before voting for her) that now she's falling back on the old stand by, "voter suppression". Can't prove it, can't really disprove it, at least at this late date, but it sure sounds good to her base, which is why we are hearing it now....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (p0pYQ)

411 364 Wish I remembered if a blogger, reporter or commentator but someone made the point " Lady, you claim you had the higher vote total yet claim voter suppression "
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (ZCEU2)

Her popular vote victory boils down to just California. She won the popular vote by about 4 million. She won California by 4 million. One single state.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (3230t)

412 268
I'm gonna party like it's 1999 when that cuunt dies.

Satan will have a wingbitch.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:46 PM (OWo/o)

To paraphrase Berserker-Dragonheads Division, Satan is afraid she's going to take over.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (xjiRE)

413 Shelob wouldn't eat Hillary.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (BRpqW)

Who would? I bet that thing stinks like a stagnant lake full of dead fish.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (OWo/o)

414 if it wasn't for Ace, i wouldn't even know who Jack Tapper was....

Posted by: George Thurogood at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (makEl)

415 400 Shelob wouldn't eat Hillary.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019

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Professional courtesy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (ClOmq)

416 >>ITS FUNNY CAUSE RBG HUNG ON TO SUPREME SEAT SO SHE COULD MIRANDIZE HER ON INAUGURATION DAY ONLY TO HAVE THE CARPET MUNCHED OUT FROM UNDER HER AND NOW SHE HAS TO SIT, SHIVERING IN A COLD ROOM AT A DESK WEARING GLOVES AND A SCARF EVERYDAY HOPING BEYOND HOPE THAT TRUMP DOESN'T GET TO REPLACE HER.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ymnmz)

This just made me realize that RGB and Queen Elizabeth have something in common.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (qEujL)

417 Of all the things to kick Slick in the nuts about and then horsewhip until the skin comes off his back, letting that poor dog run in traffic when he could've ordered a secret service load to walk him is #1 on that perverts list.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:06 PM (y7DUB)

This.

What's more lovable than a Labrador or golden retriever? You keep him safe, play with him, and love him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (cK+AV)

418 323
She is the real big tent candidate

Posted by: rammajamma at September 19, 2019 02:55 PM (mP6Ve)

__________

Hillary/Christie 2020 unity ticket: The Tent Is Too Damn Big Party!

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (3mMB+)

419 I remember when Jake Tapper was considered one of the reasonable journos, and that it was a good thing he was going to CNN.
Good times, good times

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (48RE5)

420 Grishnak finds Hillary's personal appearance revolting.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (BRpqW)

421 /off drunken, forgotten, ONT sock

Posted by: redc1`c4 at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (makEl)

422 Anyone looking for a good laugh? Alysin Camerota, exhibiting Active Bitch Face no plastic surgeon can fix, comes through for you.

https://tinyurl.com/y6jjhrcy

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (NVYyb)

423
The feeling was, Obama had a lead in delegates, but Hillary had almost all of the Superdelegates pledged to her, and it would have been death for the party to give her the nomination at the convention because all the black vote would have stayed at home come November, and for Novembers to come. So, she cut a deal to nominate him by acclamation and that the Obamas would back her in 2016.

Posted by:�Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac�at September 19, 2019 03:00 PM (I8FKK)

Once Obama started really winning, the delegates started jumping ship. But they had to find some way of appeasing the wrath of Clinton. Which is why Hillary spent the next eight years patiently strangling anyone who could be a better candidate than she was, which is anyone.

Now the Dems are paying the dues. Their candidates now are old and shitty because Hillary would not permit anyone else to steal the spotlight, and now they have only old geriatrics with the machines to win. It is over. It was over on November 2016, but the state of the Dems is their death knell... if the President is brave enough to deliver justice.

Posted by: trev006 at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (pj40n)

424 Who would? I bet that thing stinks like a stagnant lake full of dead fish.

Posted by: Sponge

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Her slang name for it is "Love Canal."

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (LTccB)

425 I remember when Jake Tapper was considered one of the reasonable journos, and that it was a good thing he was going to CNN.
Good times, good times
Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 19, 2019 03:10 PM (48RE5)
*******
By the NeverTrumpers maybe, not Real Conservatives

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (BqBId)

426 II. I want the video of when she realized she was going to lose. You know it's out there. It is. I want to see it.

--

I would pay money for this. Whoever has it could make a fortune.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

427
I want the video of when she realized she was going to lose. You know it's out there. It is. I want to see it.

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I'm not so sure, alex.

That would be a pretty big breach of confidence, and I am sure the Clinton campaign had strict rules about recording Boss Thundershart at any time.

Now, people break rules and record things and even leak them all the time.

But you know when you work for the Clintons that that kind of thing will certainly - zero doubt whatsoever - end in your death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

428 Imagine you were being told by everyone including media you were going to win a Ferrari next week, it's in the bag, start building a garage for it and the day comes and found out the neighbor got it.
That's Hillary.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (ZCEU2)

429 You can almost understand why Bill seeks comfort in the arms of other women.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)

Fuck that. Even his whore mother knew The Beast was a horrible person. Slick entered some Faustian bargain that nobody should feel a goddamn bit of sympathy for. They're the team from Hell.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 03:12 PM (y7DUB)

430
ITS FUNNY CAUSE RBG HUNG ON TO SUPREME SEAT SO SHE COULD MIRANDIZE HER ON INAUGURATION DAY...

RGB to Hillz: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law...

Well, THAT would've been fun.
But we know Big Bens been hit in the noggin a few times, so we'll give it a pass. Or not.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2019 03:12 PM (z79tQ)

431 This is so ridiculous. I knew by the age of 8, way the heck back in the Eighties, that blackface was a no-no. If an eight year old knew this shit thirty some odd years ago, what's uber-prancy SJW Justin's excuse?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:09 PM (rP4OC

I'm surprised they haven't tried to unperson RDJr after Tropic Thunder

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2019 03:12 PM (3230t)

432 I would pay money for this. Whoever has it could make a fortune.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

Before inexplicably committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head twice.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 03:12 PM (KUaJL)

433 People keep talking about OH like it was ever actually in play for Felonious in 2016. PDJT won the state by over 450,000 votes (> 8%). Felonious got 43.6% of the vote.

Ohio was never "in play" - the media insisting it was right up until it was called for Trump 5-minutes after the polls closed didn't make it so.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:13 PM (77WPm)

434 The last time ~~Bill~~Webb Hubble approached her with, as they say, a twinkle in his eye was probably in 1981.

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 03:13 PM (ZGrMX)

435 Not sure what to root for in the upcoming Canadian election. Andrew Scheer, the leader of the Conservative party, seems to be a Theresa May type that would only be marginally better than Trudeau. There's also a based French guy that started a new party, but he has no chance of winning.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 03:14 PM (N4xQB)

436 426
II. I want the video of when she realized she was going to lose. You know it's out there. It is. I want to see it.

--

I would pay money for this. Whoever has it could make a fortune.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

It won't be released until Hillary kicks the bucket. No one wants to end up dead for crossing that woman.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:14 PM (rP4OC)

437 >>>he was on-air and supposedly on CNN's clock

I misread "clock" as . . . never mind.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2019 03:14 PM (5vBlo)

438 Has the media started trying to humanize Hillary?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:15 PM (aCNZ6)

439 Posted by: m at September 19, 2019 03:14 PM (5vBlo)

Nice hash! I could lend that to Kamala.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2019 03:15 PM (5vBlo)

440 I saw Love Canal open for Fudge Tunnel at Arcadia in '91.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:15 PM (OWo/o)

441 Have a suggestion to kids who are sure the planet is doomed within 10 years, go party like it's 1999, live for today there is no tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (ZCEU2)

442 I think the vid of Hills losing would have to be long and drawn out. Kinda like the Young Turds all coming to the realization, state by state, drip by mf'ing drip. You KNOW there had to be some epic ranting. there's no way it couldn't have been, but I bet it simmered for a couple hours.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (QPvMy)

443 Has the media started trying to humanize Hillary?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:15 PM (aCNZ6)

Sympathy for the devil?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (aS1PU)

444 I want the video of when she realized she was going to lose. You know it's out there. It is. I want to see it.

I want to put it on a perpetual loop.

I want to see what all she threw and at whom. I neeeeeeeed this in my life.
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Then NSA downloaded the security camera footage and sinked it up with the iPhone microphone captures in the room. Every Friday night we screen movies in the whitehouse cinema and that is always the pre movie "trailer". Its one of the reasons why I still look like I'm enjoying myself. Because I am.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (C6xeQ)

445 (139): "That has GOT to be a miserable time, and they usually love every minute of it."
Post-natal depression = the endorphins that make pregnancy tolerable wear off.

BTW, Ace, nice catch.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (kD3S+)

446 I'm not so sure, alex.

That would be a pretty big breach of confidence, and I am sure the Clinton campaign had strict rules about recording Boss Thundershart at any time.

Now, people break rules and record things and even leak them all the time.

But you know when you work for the Clintons that that kind of thing will certainly - zero doubt whatsoever - end in your death.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

I assume there was the film crew there filming for her glorious ascension and it was all going to turn around at 11:00 p.m. when the West Coast came in and nooooope.

Someone had to keep filming. I refuse to believe they didn't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

447 Voter suppression? Doesn't this mish know that the only black people in Wisconsin play for the Packers, Bucks, and Brewers?

Posted by: Johnny Upton at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (n9ONp)

448
Has the media started trying to humanize Hillary?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 03:15 PM (aCNZ6)

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That would require an awful lot of cutting-edge bioengineering. I don't think the media has the science chops for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

449 Remember all the videos of lefties trying to list Hillary's accomplishments?

The only one they could ever come up with was: vagina.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (1ISKN)

450 Nood Beto...

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (QPvMy)

451 Nood. Furries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

452 Normal person: This argument is foreclosed to me because I argued the opposite yesterday (also, the opposite was based on values, not expediency).
Democrat- No argument is foreclosed to me, I have no values other than expediency in service of my power lust. Yesterday I was for centralized power (in service of gun grabs), today I am for state's rights (in service of immigration sanctuaries).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (IWZO4)

453 Still betting on a brokered convention and Hillary being the nominee. Just so she can lose and fade away quietly.

Posted by: Picric at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (fxbq/)

454 By "voter suppression," is she referring to the phenomenon whereby any sane person considering voting for her would need to suppress a sudden surge of bile from making its way through their esophageal sphincter?

Posted by: red speck at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (nrC0n)

455 I imagine it was Hitler Redux in the Javits Bunker the night of the election.... Soy boys and Woke girlz were made to cry...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (90T4r)

456 447
Voter suppression? Doesn't this mish know that the only black people in Wisconsin play for the Packers, Bucks, and Brewers?

Posted by: Johnny Upton at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (n9ONp)

But what about the vulnerable LGBTWTFBBQ population who are too scared to go to the polls because mean MAGA hats will beat them to death?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

457 Nood Beto...
Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (QPvMy)

No one wants to see that......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 03:18 PM (OWo/o)

458 I would pay money for this. Whoever has it could make a fortune.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 03:11 PM (JoUsr)

It won't be released until Hillary kicks the bucket. No one wants to end up dead for crossing that woman.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 19, 2019 03:14 PM (rP4OC)

Lemme get this straight, the woman ran a campaign where the less she is seen the higher her numbers go and when she does lose, refuses to come out and personally that her workers and supporters is going to rally the base and win in 2020?All righty then.... prepare for face plant part deux.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ymnmz)

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Someone had to keep filming. I refuse to believe they didn't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

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Well, I hope so.

I think the best part would be look of naked terror on Robbie Mook's face when he realized.

Though the dread on Ben Rhodes' face was a pretty good stand in, I suppose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (AzW6q)

460 Great story about Tapper. It reminds me of the trial of Colin Ferguson, who in the 1990's shot up a Long Island Railroad train, killing several people and wounding others. It should have been classified as a hate crime. Ferguson was dumb enough to act as his own lawyer. At one point, he cross-examined one of the wounded victims, asking him, "who shot you?" The guy matter of factly replied, "you did!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (xiiRp)

461 Anyone looking for a good laugh? Alysin Camerota, exhibiting Active Bitch Face no plastic surgeon can fix, comes through for you.

https://tinyurl.com/y6jjhrcy
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Years ago when she was on Fox she at least seemed a lot happier. More smiling and laughing and relaxed. Now its just Angry, Anxious and Aggravated. Can't imagine that's healthy.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (C6xeQ)

462 The absolutely meaningless "National Popular Vote" went 65,853,514 for Felonious and 62,984,828 for Trump. At the risk of committing math on the smart MilBlog, that's a plurality of 2,868,686

Felonious carried California by 4.27-million votes. Meaning that DJT won the remaining 49-states and the DC by just over 1.4-million votes.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have the Electoral College.

Posted by: DocJ at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (77WPm)

463 AtC, if PDJT agrees to nominate you to SCOTUS will you in turn agree to include the salutation LOLGFY at the beginning of your opinions and to sign them "Empress"?

If so, I think the Prez is ready to nominate. Probably. Maybe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 03:19 PM (NVYyb)

464
Which reminds me, whatever happened to the cat she and Bill had in the White House? I presume the feline is gone now -- but what happened to her after they left the WH and no longer needed her for photo ops?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ClOmq)

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*burrrp*

Posted by: Chinese Government Bag Man at September 19, 2019 03:20 PM (t5m5e)

465 Someone had to keep filming. I refuse to believe they didn't.

Posted by: alexthechick
>>They did it for Weiner, they had to have doe it for Hillary - it was going to be an historic time.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (yuEZw)

466 Sorry if this has been mentioned, but remember when they DID do recounts in PA and (I think) Detroit, and the numbers got WORSE for them?

Yeah, Hills. Why aren't you 50 points ahead, I wonder.

Posted by: Agatha at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (gou4q)

467 NOOD Furry Beta

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 03:22 PM (3mMB+)

468 The feeling was, Obama had a lead in delegates, but Hillary had almost all of the Superdelegates pledged to her, and it would have been death for the party to give her the nomination at the convention because all the black vote would have stayed at home come November, and for Novembers to come. So, she cut a deal to nominate him by acclamation and that the Obamas would back her in 2016.

Makes you wonder why the Democrat rank and file bother to vote at all in primaries, when the candidate will be chosen by the Politburo in any case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:23 PM (cK+AV)

469 oooh update in the thread above the content.. that's a new trick.

Posted by: IP at September 19, 2019 03:24 PM (QPvMy)

470 453 Still betting on a brokered convention and Hillary being the nominee. Just so she can lose and fade away quietly.
Posted by: Picric at September 19, 2019 03:17 PM (fxbq/)

As mentioned before, I think that that's a distinct possibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 03:26 PM (cK+AV)

471 I want to see what all she threw and at whom. I neeeeeeeed this in my life.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 19, 2019 03:08 PM (mf5HN)

A magmum of celebratory champagne through the enormous plasma TV screen, and decked Bill with something when he tried to calm her down while the rest of the staff cowered is my bet.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (xG/b0)

472 thanks for the public service, ace, of pointing out what petty little turds Our Media Masters are.

Posted by: jmp at September 19, 2019 03:57 PM (fs7Ew)

473 Get over it sweetheart A democrat was once caught with a voting machine in their car and many voting machines where rigged to switch a republican vote to t he Democrat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 19, 2019 04:15 PM (wGqjj)

474 Even if we grant the premise of her argument, that President Obama rigged the election in favor of Trump over Hillary!, what does THAT say about Hillary!?

She is so bad that even when the alternative was Trump the Obama admin underbussed her?

Posted by: Rather Not at September 19, 2019 04:17 PM (oPogG)

475 When someone hits me with that "Cite?" b.s., I usually respond along the lines of "Do your own freakin' research. You just told me that you don't trust my sources...why on earth should I waste my time since you're just going to reject it out of hand?"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 19, 2019 04:37 PM (/2X2F)

476 Nothing political, but I hit car sites. Awhile ago right before the Toyota Supra + BMW Z4 (same basic cars) came out some blogger wrote something about them. I commented on it, contradicting what he said. He comes back with "I didn't say that". I replied "The words I used that you said are 5 inches up on the screen." A lot of people just spew and move on.

I think they have a mental illness. Hot takes for the sake of hot takes.

Posted by: dejal at September 19, 2019 04:58 PM (VYwSh)

477 And the democrats encouraging thousands of illegal aliens to vote cancelling out the vote of american citizens is perfectly fine with them.

Posted by: James at September 19, 2019 07:24 PM (DWCq/)

478 The men she let die in Benghazi votes were suppressed. But I don't think she's referring to them.

Posted by: zefal at September 19, 2019 10:21 PM (PzC9a)

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