Mark Meadows: Comey Told Conflicting Stories to Congress and the AG. We Need a Criminal Referral to Find Out Who He Lied To.

"I'll give you one example," Meadows said. Referring to testimony Comey gave in December of 2018, Meadows continued, "Mr. Gowdy was asking, he said 'Did you initiate an obstruction of justice investigation based on what the president said?' It was a very clear question. Mr. Comey said 'I don't think so. I don't recall doing that so I don't think so.'
"However, on page 13 of your IG report, it says that Comey purposefully leaked the memo so that they could have a special counsel appointed to investigate obstruction of justice. So two of those can not be true. They're at opposite dynamics in terms of what they’re constructing. And we have dozens of examples where that has happened."
Meadows added, "So we'll be referring those inconsistencies to you today, Mr. Horowitz, and I think that it’s important that the American people get to look at this."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:15 PM

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1 Burn the Warlock.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:15 PM (vEIlU)

2 Comey responded by singing Kumbaya.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (T6t7i)

3 Lied, deceived, manipulated, abused and bullied.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

4 Comey responded by singing Kumbaya.
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (T6t7i)

On a hill in the forest, staring at the constellations.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

5 I'm sure THIS time, the failed coup fuckers will get the punishment they so richly deserve!

Sigh...

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (V/f/L)

6 BUT WHITSLEBLOWER!!!
- MFM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (FiUMj)

7 I've been in a Facebook fight with a lawyer that insists the President committed obstruction of justice, even though there was no crime or investigation to obstruct. I asked her why an investigation into Russian interference in our elections didn't include investigating the Democrats. She didn't answer that, but did call me rude. I blocked her.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JKNZq)

8
"We Need a Criminal Referral"

Ayup. We sure do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (13CQC)

9 I will commence flipping over House chamber tables and washing of feet.

Posted by: James Comey at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (X8Wdb)

10 4 Comey responded by singing Kumbaya.
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (T6t7i)

On a hill in the forest, staring at the constellations.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU)

In the key of G

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at September 19, 2019 12:19 PM (vI+F1)

11 No intent, bishes.

Posted by: Barr at September 19, 2019 12:19 PM (B/g/o)

12 Comey lied????????

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

13 I'll pay attention when someone somewhere goes to jail.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 12:19 PM (bENpt)

14 Not holding my breath

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

15 He's parsing like a Clinton. He's going to argue that HE didn't initiate an obstruction of justice investigation by the FBI (he'll say he assumed he was being questioned in his role as FBI director) but that having a special counsel, who is not FBI at all and appointed by the DoJ is not under his purview.

He lied, but he'll parse it. Wiped it with a cloth.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (nRWPy)

16 I've been in a Facebook fight with a lawyer that insists the President committed obstruction of justice, even though there was no crime or investigation to obstruct. I asked her why an investigation into Russian interference in our elections didn't include investigating the Democrats. She didn't answer that, but did call me rude. I blocked her.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JKNZq)

the "smart set" just are not used to push back (aka intelligent arguments)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (vEIlU)

17 I heard on Fox this morning that a criminal referral was made by Horowitz. It is up to DoJ whether they charge him or not.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (so+oy)

18 If you work for the FBI or the CIA there simply cant be any intent to deceive. Were always looking out for the greater good of America! Now you owe me an apology.

Posted by: Jim Comey at September 19, 2019 12:21 PM (gQTfc)

19
Polite Republicans never embarrass Democrats by asking awkward questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 12:21 PM (7rVsF)

20 Lying while Democrap is not a crime. See your multi-tier level of justice handbook for more details.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (a48q1)

21 18 If you work for the FBI or the CIA there simply cant be any intent to deceive. Were always looking out for the greater good of America! Now you owe me an apology.

I'd laugh, but that pretty much sums up their "defense".. For the good of the Country don't you know cause Trump was a danger

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

22 >>I heard on Fox this morning that a criminal referral was made by Horowitz. It is up to DoJ whether they charge him or not.

That criminal referral was as a result of Horowitz' investigation. This is a new referral by Meadows to Horowitz.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)

23 Came in here to be first.

Denied.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (tH5fk)

24 It's not a lie if it's in the best interest of America!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (DB16e)

25 And yet nothing will happen.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (tVQUs)

26 This little misunderstanding can be cleared up with a 4 a.m. SWAT raid.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 12:23 PM (utLaD)

27 Maybe Comey was just stunned after bumping his head on the door frame.

Posted by: The Magestic Norwegian Blue at September 19, 2019 12:23 PM (0uzts)

28 Free as a bird and rich as Roosevelt, thanks to you rube taxpayers!

Posted by: St. Comey at September 19, 2019 12:23 PM (vg8iE)

29 Well, we need to dieselboard the snake-humping son of a whore but I guess I'll settle for a criminal referral.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

30
Just do it, already.
I'm sick of this bullshit.

Meanwhile, the IG of the "intelligence community" is already balls deep in his fake investigation of the president with his fake whistleblower.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (qUQI8)

31 This calls for a STERNLY WORDED LETTER!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (xfb67)

32 o dieselboard the snake-humping son of a whore

LOL.. Quite the picture I have

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (O2RFr)

33 I told the same lawyer we should investigate Mexican interference in our elections. She was shocked, then said that there wasn't any evidence of that. I sent her the link to the article about California finding 1500 illegals incorrectly registered to vote. She never responded to that, which is when I decided I was dealing with a Lefty.

She also told me I should read both liberal and conservative news. I reminded her of the NYT hit job on Kavanaugh. I think she decided I was rude because I told folks we should block "this person". I told her it's because she hadn't declared her pronouns yet. I've got Stephan Molyneaux's book on arguing. I think I'll have more fun when I read it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (JKNZq)

34 Ben Shapiro is on this like black on asphalt

Posted by: guy who totattly vote for Reagan at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (l1NQA)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (OWo/o)

36 I know most people ask "What would Jesus do?" and while I appreciate that version, I believe the more enlightened version I like to ask myself is "What would Comey do?"
because he is so much the superior to a man from 2000 years ago ...

Posted by: James Comey at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (X8Wdb)

37 nood

Mark Meadows will come
Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 12:23 PM (786Ro)

Yeah, no one wants to see that........

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (OWo/o)

38 17
I heard on Fox this morning that a criminal referral was made by Horowitz. It is up to DoJ whether they charge him or not.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (so+oy)

And the DOJ declined. This is nothing but hand-waving now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

39 Vote for me because someone should really do something about all this f'ed up shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (xfb67)

40 I am so pumped over Trump's national fuel standard fight. Where the fuck were the other Republican presidents on this issue?

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (llxrS)

41 Unpossible! Martyed Saints never lie -- and even if they do, it's for a Higher Royalty!

Hang Comey first.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (RoSgI)

42 What we need is a Military Court and a Firing Squad.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (ZWeG7)

43 I've been in a Facebook fight with a lawyer that insists the President committed obstruction of justice, even though there was no crime or investigation to obstruct. I asked her why an investigation into Russian interference in our elections didn't include investigating the Democrats. She didn't answer that, but did call me rude. I blocked her.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JKNZq)

In theory you can obstruct justice when there is no crime, mostly because keeping people from getting evidence obscures "justice" which can either be proving a crime or disproving a crime.
However, they want to argue that saying stuff like "I hope you guys clear Flynn" or firing Comey who was a lying, douchebagy, incompetent, corrupt criminal was obstruction-- which is risible.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (nRWPy)

44 That's all well and good.

You bastards can keep sucking each other's cocks. WE ALL KNOW nothing will come of this and Comey will still be tweeting his ballsack every day because he knows it's true.

#TeabaggersUnite

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (OWo/o)

45 Someone in authority needs to ask Mr. Comey to surrender his agonizer, please.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (QzJWU)

46 Mark Meadows? Isn't one of those freedom caucus troublemakers Hugh Hewitt keeps telling me about? You know, the ones who don't let the GOPe get away with murder.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (bkUtD)

47 I told the same lawyer we should investigate Mexican interference in our elections. She was shocked, then said that there wasn't any evidence of that. I sent her the link to the article about California finding 1500 illegals incorrectly registered to vote. She never responded to that, which is when I decided I was dealing with a Lefty.

She also told me I should read both liberal and conservative news. I reminded her of the NYT hit job on Kavanaugh. I think she decided I was rude because I told folks we should block "this person". I told her it's because she hadn't declared her pronouns yet. I've got Stephan Molyneaux's book on arguing. I think I'll have more fun when I read it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (JKNZq)

lol, sounds like you were using a laser pointer on a cat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (vEIlU)

48 That criminal referral was as a result of Horowitz' investigation. This is a new referral by Meadows to Horowitz.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Horowitz has no authority to charge. Don't you think Horowitz was already aware of the inconsistencies in Comey's testimony versus what he found in his investigation and wrote in his report?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

49 Lied, deceived, manipulated, abused and bullied."

Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)

50 It was a clear question by Gowdy but anything but a clear answer by Comey. They should have pushed for a definitive answer.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 12:26 PM (lQSMb)

51 ...that nothing of any consequence will ever happen to Comey or any other coup plotter higher up in the power rankings than the Assistant Weekend Janitor at Platter River Networks.

The Swamp Takes Care of its Own.

Posted by: Seems Obvious 2 Me at September 19, 2019 12:27 PM (D+5jX)

52 If the DoJ is going to play fair, Comey needs to have his door kicked in at 3:00 a.m., dragged out of bed, cuffed, and frog marched out of his house with his neighbors watching. Oh, and his wife needs to be marched out at gunpoint, barefoot, in her nightgown and made to stand in the street.

If the dog gets shot, well, break a few eggs, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

53 At this rate of investigating, we will get the richly deserved indictments sometime in Pence's 2nd term.

Maybe.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 19, 2019 12:27 PM (kW6k7)

54 So, we have official acknowledgement and confirmation that Comey is a backstabbing lying toady like unto James Wilkinson? Took long enough.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (W+kMI)

55 The Swamp Takes Care of its Own."

Ought to be carved on an arch over I 66 leading into DC...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (6qErC)

56 I just don't think that telling someone to go easy, especially when the message isn't delivered, is going to qualify as obstruction of justice.

I thought the IG also referred McCabe for prosecution. Did the DOJ punt on that too?

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (JKNZq)

57 More referrals, more "We must get to the bottom of this", more hearings, more grand standing. Oh, and more "nothing will ever happen, but we sure got some great soundbites".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (N39Ws)

58 Emo Spook.
He can beat the rap but he can't beat the ride.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (DJFLF)

59 Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:24 PM (JKNZq)

What a vicious example of you mansplaining to her.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (KUaJL)

60 *fap fap fap fap fap fap*

This would be easier if y'all would stop staring!

Posted by: Mark Meadows at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

61 40
I am so pumped over Trump's national fuel standard fight. Where the fuck were the other Republican presidents on this issue?

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2019 12:25 PM (llxrS)

_________

Compromising with the enemy who are totally not an existential threat like global warming is.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (RoSgI)

62 Tick, tock

Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

63 I asked her why an investigation into Russian interference in our elections didn't include investigating the Democrats. She didn't answer that, but did call me rude. I blocked her.
Posted by: notsothoreau

I wouldn't have blocked her.
I'd have told her to GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (Z65m4)

64 O/T

Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

65 I thought the IG also referred McCabe for prosecution. Did the DOJ punt on that too?

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (JKNZq)

That case is falling apart. Good chance it gets dismissed. Again, same DOJ.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

66 52 If the DoJ is going to play fair, Comey needs to have his door kicked in at 3:00 a.m., dragged out of bed, cuffed, and frog marched out of his house with his neighbors watching. Oh, and his wife needs to be marched out at gunpoint, barefoot, in her nightgown and made to stand in the street.

If the dog gets shot, well, break a few eggs, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

Don't take it out on the poor doggeh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

67 >>Horowitz has no authority to charge. Don't you think Horowitz was already aware of the inconsistencies in Comey's testimony versus what he found in his investigation and wrote in his report?

I'm well aware of Horowiz' role in making criminal referrals. The IG investigates things that are referred to his office. Meadows asked him yesterday if he would investigate what he thought were inconsistencies in Comey's testimony to Congress. Horowitz said he would.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

68 We need to cleanse the disease rampant in our government; and nothing cleanses better than fire.

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

69 Ahem.

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (B/g/o)

70 Was anyone punished for leaking Trump's phone call to Australia? (Or whatever country it was)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (1Drp4)

71
How is this possible? Comey is asked whether he initiated an obstruction of justice investigation based on what Trump said. Comey says, 'I don't think so. I don't recall doing that so I don't think so.'

He doesn't recall? He doesn't think so? Does he have to look around his bedroom in the morning to find out whether he's married?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (13CQC)

72 It's interesting that Saint Comey rejects the most basic tenet of moral philosophy which says that you can't commit a great evil to potentially prevent another evil you believe will occur in the future.

He SUCKS as holy man. Almost like he's really just a piece of shit.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (nRWPy)

73 Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

I predict we're going to start seeing stories from various leftist sources about how blackface can actually be empowering to blacks.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (KUaJL)

74 Mistakes were made.
Ancient history.
Already debunked.
At this point, what difference does it make?
Part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Take your pick.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (9+jnX)

75 OT/ but now we have Cashgate.. Trump had money in his back pocket!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (O2RFr)

76 The visions of your prophets were false and
worthless;
[T]hey did not expose your sin to ward off your captivity.
The
prophecies they gave you were false and misleading.

Posted by: The Right Reverend James Comey at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (88+cf)

77 I blocked her because I was beginning to spend too much time thinking of new lines of argument. It's just not something I wanted to spend any more time on. She was pretending that she was open minded, but was just pushing the party line. She was even saying that Flynn was a threat to national security because he wasn't registered as a foreign lobbyist.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (JKNZq)

78 Don't take it out on the poor doggeh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

The dog probably looks at Comey every day and thinks, "This guy is a jackass. Can't a Bigfoot grab him while he's deep thinking in the woods?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

79 72 It's interesting that Saint Comey rejects the most basic tenet of moral philosophy which says that you can't commit a great evil to potentially prevent another evil you believe will occur in the future.

He SUCKS as holy man. Almost like he's really just a piece of shit.
Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (nRWPy)

Unfortunately, consequentialism is probably the dominant position among philosophers nowadays.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (KUaJL)

80 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40

Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

81 Meh. No indictments and/or perpwalks = no justice. And by "justice" I mean the real type where real laws are broken, not this "socialist justice" bullshit that the Progs insist upon forcing us to recognize as being somehow legitimate when it's clearly not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (HaL55)

82

Anyone have the details to John Solomon's new gig?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (vEIlU)

83 At this rate of investigating, we will get the richly deserved indictments sometime in Pence's 2nd term.

Maybe.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 19, 2019 12:27 PM (kW6k7)
++++++++++++
The investigations are to prevent action, not to bring it to the fore. The endless investigations are so that no one has to make a decision and no one has to be the one who went after the real power players. It is all just a delaying tactic. The investigations will get quieter as time goes on. The summaries and reports will discount whatever evidence needs to be discounted and conclude in a mealy-mouthed non-finding. Eventually it will fade without punishments being meted out.

The scale is different, but it is the same vein as how no bankers went to jail during the financial crisis. They got Madoff, but of the big bankers who lied on their prospectuses, bought off ratings agencies and committed widespread fraud, none paid for their crimes. A couple of underlings in the org chart got sacrificed and the power players walked.

Like that, I doubt that anyone above GS-13 goes down for any of this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (e/H31)

84 IF Trump was the guy that his opponents think he is, he would tweet that Comey has the dirt on the Clintons' dirty deals in the '16 election and is trying to get a deal with the AG office. Then he could sit back and laugh when Comey gets shot four times in a botched robbery a week later.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (W+kMI)

85

That IG for the intelligence community is testifying behind closed doors, today.

Why? To get their stories straight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (qUQI8)

86 "So they tanned his hide

When he died, Clyde,

And that's it hangin' on the shed!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (ClOmq)

87 jack a
LOL... Keep telling yourself that... Harris... hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

88 If an obstruction lasts more than four hours, you're supposed to go to the ER.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (hjaPQ)

89 Oh boy, another criminal referral for DOJ to ignore.

So exciting.

*yawns*

*farts*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (c1yAg)

90 Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Dude has a problem.

Posted by: Al Jolson at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (T6t7i)

91 Sings: "I talk to the trees, but they never listen to me......"

*from "Paint Your Wagon"

Posted by: Saint James Comey at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

92 He doesn't recall? He doesn't think so? Does he have to look around his bedroom in the morning to find out whether he's married?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM (13CQC)

That's Washington lawyer speak. If I ask my husband if he let the dog out before he came to bed, he'll say, "I believe so. I don't recall."

Swear to God. I usually respond with something like, "Are you retarded? Answer the fucking question and let the dog out." Because I'm nice like that.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (nRWPy)

93
>>>Posted by: jack

Okay, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (qUQI8)

94 Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Thir. Teen. Months.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

95 Oh good. A troll.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (u//oP)

96 Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (JKNZq

Did you respond about the Dems who failed to register also?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (lQSMb)

97 Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (yuEZw)

98 Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

That's hilarious! I guess the Dems don't even need to bother voting, just like last time!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (CQ3Qb)

99 oh look, a Jack Off is here to stroke his worthless poll.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (lU6Jb)

100 Is that a gerbil in Jack's colon, or is he just glad to see us?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (u//oP)

101 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems...

I don't have to provide methodology or the polling sample or the weighting. I'm too busy changing the carpet in the gloryhole. I got promoted!

Posted by: Jack Off at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (Y96Po)

102 Meadows asked him yesterday if he would investigate what he thought were inconsistencies in Comey's testimony to Congress. Horowitz said he would.
Posted by: JackStraw

Why wasn't he already? I find it nearly impossible to believe he wasn't already aware of it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (AM1GF)

103 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Proof more why polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (OWo/o)

104 Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Poll troll has to pay the troll toll to get to the boys hole.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

105 My thumb is stuck in my butt.

Posted by: Jack at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (l1NQA)

106 Posted by: jack at September

Trumps approval is higher than Obama's during same time in 2011.

Posted by: NEWSWEEK at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (B/g/o)

107 I'm willing to bet jack's in blackface right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

108 Treason means you conspired with a foreign government to subvert the elected government of the US. Comey and his gang are all treasonous.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (YtZB9)

109 OT: no LIV cares that Warren lied about being Native American. Come up with something better to define her at the beginning.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 19, 2019 12:34 PM (1Drp4)

110 Jack is just another poll smoker.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (AM1GF)

111 Jane D'oh

LOL... Coffee through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

112
Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Dude has a problem.

Posted by: Al Jolson at September 19, 2019 12:33 PM (T6t7i)

Still won't catch up to Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (88+cf)

113 80 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
===============
What is this, is Fox News heartbroken because The Donald doesn't return her phone calls anymore? Girl, don't get demented like that CNN skank.

Anyway, that poll has all the numbers backwards. Except for Trump v. Harris, which would be more like Trump 48, Harris 40.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (W+kMI)

114 Jack is your last name Off?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (hpmES)

115 *hands donna a tissue thru USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

116 Lied, deceived, manipulated, abused and bullied.

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (HaL55)

117 More evidence. . . we have plenty of evidence, we need action

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (T9rmq)

118 *hands donna a tissue thru USB port*

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

119 Looks like another early night for Trump.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (jyJl/)

120 Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

It saddens me that today, this is actually is a thing that people are supposed to give a fuck about.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (OWo/o)

121 Harris is about to quit anyway to spend more time with her family and Paolo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (lU6Jb)

122 Well, pack it in, folks.

Might as well just disband the entire Republican Party I suppose.

*waits*

*peeks out*

... Did it work?

Awww. Darn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (Ct55T)

123 Harris is now losing to Andrew Yang, in California. Yup, we'd all better get used to her.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (T6t7i)

124 One more blackface picture and Justin's going to have to announce that he's decided to live his life as a gay man.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (u//oP)

125 >> She was even saying that Flynn was a threat to national security because he wasn't registered as a foreign lobbyist.

Heh. How much of her MSM news is paid propaganda from Fusion GPS, unregistered foreign agent?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

126 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

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Hello first name only new poster. I welcome you to our humble virtual conversation space. Word of warning.... you might want to wear cup. It is full contact in here.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

127 "We Need a Criminal Referral">>
I refer you to Comey, McCabe, Waters, Hillary, Bill, etc.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (yuEZw)

128 114 Jack is your last name Off?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (hpmES)

Maiden name is Wagon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Ct55T)

129 Lied, deceived, manipulated, abused and bullied.

Ex-wife?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

130 7 I've been in a Facebook fight with a lawyer that insists the President committed obstruction of justice, even though there was no crime or investigation to obstruct. I asked her why an investigation into Russian interference in our elections didn't include investigating the Democrats. She didn't answer that, but did call me rude. I blocked her.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JKNZq)

If you watched any of the Cory Lew testimony, you could see what Nadler and Co. were trying to get out. Mueller reported that Trump at one point had asked Cory to deliver a message to Sessions about the investigation, but then Cory never actually did it. They spent almost the entire day trying to make something of that, and apparently one of the biggest claims of "Obstruction" rests on this - the idea that Trump casually asked Cory Lew to do something, which Cory never did, and which thus had no effect, and which Trump then blew off.

They, quite literally, want to Impeach Trump because they say he Intended to Obstruct Justice, even though he never actually did it. He had Bad Thoughts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

131 OT: no LIV cares that Warren lied about being Native American. Come up with something better to define her at the beginning.
Posted by: Tonic Dog

Her entire reason for existence is lifted from a B movie from the 90s, starring C. Thomas Howell and James Earl Jones.

only someone like Donny Twoscoops would be able to pull off rubbing her face in it....oh wait...

Posted by: Jack Off at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Y96Po)

132 Is anyone else getting the picture of Gal Gadot in the sidebar, with the caption that we'd better have tissues before we look at her without makeup? I don't think they've really thought this through.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (T6t7i)

133 Heh. Now there are THREE pics of Beta Trudeau in blackface.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

It saddens me that today, this is actually is a thing that people are supposed to give a fuck about.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:36 PM (OWo/o)
-----------------------------

It's okay. Last night, Don LeMon announced he's already forgiven him, because he apologized. Don says at least ONE leader knows how to apologize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

134 128 114 Jack is your last name Off?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (hpmES)

Maiden name is Wagon.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Ct55T

Jack Wagon-Off. Sounds Russian.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

135 BREAKING @ JoeBiden4Pres: Justin Trudeau is pictured dressed as Corn Pop! Word of Biden.

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (gmo/4)

136 80 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019

*
*

And there are still people who think Fox is a "conservative" channel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (ClOmq)

137 Hello first name only new poster. I welcome you to our humble virtual conversation space. Word of warning.... you might want to wear cup. It is full contact in here.
Posted by: fixerupper

Don't forget the pineapple. We haven't.

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcome committee at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (Y96Po)

138 Jack is your last name Off?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (hpmES)

My first year in Texas, in middle school, there was a football coach named Jack. He substituted for our history class one day and a kid raised his hand for a question.

Jack called on him. His question was "Jack? Is your middle name Meoff?"

It didn't work out well for the kid....

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (OWo/o)

139 Oh yes Bernie Sanders would beat Trump by 8 points in a national election, yessirree, I believe that, no doubt whatsoever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

140 Sings: "I talk to the trees, but they never listen to me......"

*from "Paint Your Wagon"

Posted by: Saint James Comey

Stupid song.

Posted by: Tommy Smothers at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (2dnQU)

141 He's parsing like a Clinton. He's going to argue that HE didn't initiate an obstruction of justice investigation by the FBI (he'll say he assumed he was being questioned in his role as FBI director) but that having a special counsel, who is not FBI at all and appointed by the DoJ is not under his purview.

He lied, but he'll parse it. Wiped it with a cloth.
Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:20 PM (nRWPy)

Yep. If Gowdy had asked "Did you do anything in order to initiate an obstruction of justice investigation..." of something similar, it would be different.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 139 Oh yes Bernie Sanders would beat Trump by 8 points in a national election, yessirree, I believe that, no doubt whatsoever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

Depends on which nation....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (Ct55T)

143 >>Why wasn't he already? I find it nearly impossible to believe he wasn't already aware of it.

The normal process for all IGs is to investigate when a referral is made to them. There sole mission is to investigate an allegation of wrongdoing and see if someone broke the rule or committed criminal activity.

If they find misconduct it is either forwarded to the department where the misconduct took place or if it is criminal to the DOJ and then the DOJ decides whether to prosecute or not.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

144 "They, quite literally, want to Impeach Trump because they say he Intended to Obstruct Justice, even though he never actually did it. He had Bad Thoughts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J) "

Well, they gotta get the precedent established so that Bad Thoughts are grounds for a term in Happy Fun Camp if they are ever allowed near power again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (c1yAg)

145 >> Is anyone else getting the picture of Gal Gadot in the sidebar, with the caption that we'd better have tissues before we look at her without makeup? I don't think they've really thought this through.

. . . just tissue?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

146 It's okay. Last night, Don LeMon announced he's already forgiven him, because he apologized. Don says at least ONE leader knows how to apologize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

Don likes him because he's heard Trudeau swallows.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (OWo/o)

147 How about throwing some of these traitors in the box. Hell, you could use my KIA Soul. OOps, last thread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (C1Lsn)

148 It's kinda cute that all the democrats enjoy black face so much. I bet they all try out perverse sex acts too just like they try out new races. Make them feel "one" with the "other."

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (nRWPy)

149
I usually respond with something like, "Are you retarded? Answer the fucking question and let the dog out." Because I'm nice like that.
Posted by: dagny

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I wish there were a few nice people like you in D.C. It's beyond me how anyone could sit still for an answer like "Um, being the FBI director and speaking of something that would have happened fairly recently, I don't remember if I talked to the President of the US and then started an investigation based on what he told me. No, nothing like that rings a bell."

I guess the explanation is that the people asking the questions are essentially on the same side as the forgetful witness.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (13CQC)

150 Video: Trump questioned on whether he'll stand up to NRA, vows gun reform will not hurt Second Amendment https://fxn.ws/2NnE96P #FoxNews

As Democrats continue to call on President Trump to put forward sweeping gun control legislation, the commander in chief said his administration will do nothing to hurt the Second Amendment, during an exclusive interview Thursday with Fox News' Ed Henry at the southern border.

Henry asked Trump if he would "stand up" to the National Rifle Association (NRA) and the president said he would, so long as constitutional gun rights are not infringed upon.

"I am [going to stand up to the NRA] if it's not going to hurt a good, solid great American citizen from keeping his weapon because they want that," he said.

"And they are entitled to that. We have a Second Amendment," Trump continued. "I don't want to have crazy people have guns. I don't want to have bad people have guns. But, we're going to do nothing to hurt the Second Amendment. And what we want to do is see if we can come up with a compromise, and that's what we're working on."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (9BmSv)

151 Liberals do not hate being lied to. They are very particular, discerning about the lies they read.

All of politics in the current landscape can come out of whether or not you hate being lied to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (bENpt)

152 Straight Arrows must sometimes be fired at our own leaders, when they are not on board with the globalist overthrow of the nation. Voters Be Damned, if they don't submit.

When Wall Street globalism took over the economy and hence, Goldman/Morgan took control of our government, they lied to us about the glories of FreeTrade turning the world into capitalist nirvana. imo, those liars are the DeepState oligarchs Comey serves, and their NWO plan was always subversive. As Bannon says, China is WallStreet's Frankenstein economic monster, and WallStreet still supports it.

carried over from last thread ... "Free trade theory has a massive, glaring hole in it.
It's always assumed that capital is immobile." Posted by: Cato

this link reveal several glaring holes in that globalist lie (perverting of the original theory). Greed is not always good, sorry Milton. Liberty is served First, or we have tyranny of the rich, in one form or another.

https://tinyurl.com/y85x7gfw

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

153 Gal Gadot is hot without makeup.

Who is this James Comey person?

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (tH5fk)

154 They, quite literally, want to Impeach Trump because they say he Intended to Obstruct Justice, even though he never actually did it. He had Bad Thoughts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

Can we use this magical mind reading device that they apparently have access to to see if anyone else who committed illegal activity had "intent"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (KUaJL)

155 109 OT: no LIV cares that Warren lied about being Native American. Come up with something better to define her at the beginning.
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I still like using the Fauxcohantas tag because it irritates my parents (who are old enough to know better than support her) and my liberal friends who have to live or die by diversity at their jobs. But aside from her utter dishonest character reveal at having gamed the education system to her advantage, she's still a Blue Bubble Limo Liberal who will never have to live by the same standards she pushes on us. Only real advantage she has over the Hildabeast is that she sounds kinda sorta like a woman and not Harry Mudd's wife.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:41 PM (W+kMI)

156
Mistakes were made.
Ancient history.
Already debunked.
At this point, what difference does it make?
Part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Take your pick.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 12:30 PM

To paraphrase Anna Puma's favorite sociophenomenon, "And is magic!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (RQfnU)

157 New Fox News Poll. Trump loses to all major Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Hillary up by 30!

bwhahahahahahah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (vEIlU)

158 18 If you work for the FBI or the CIA there simply cant be any intent to deceive. Were always looking out for the greater good of America! Now you owe me an apology.

Posted by: Jim Comey at September 19, 2019 12:21 PM (gQTfc)

The Democrats:

1. The FBI personnel who investigated Clinton's email server and Trump's treason with Russia are the most dedicated, honest, patriotic Americans who ever lived!

2. The FBI personnel who did a sham investigation of credible accusations of extreme sexual misconduct by pretend-SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh, and cleared him, are the biggest liars, misogynists, and traitors in the history of the United States!

Me:
Business as usual. Lyin' Democrats are gonna lie.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (AMIL/)

159
Jack off
Jack Wagon
Jack Shit
Jack Squat
Jack Flash
Jack Stack
Jack It
Jack Son
Jack Flag
Jack Sprat

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

160 I'm seeing a link on the front page to an article telling me I'd never guess which celebrities are gay or lesbian.
I'm waiting for an article listing celebrities whose sexual orientation interests me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

161 And there are still people who think Fox is a "conservative" channel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 12:38 PM (ClOmq)

here's my own little guess as to the game that's being played. FOX is going to outrage everyone on the right, but they'll keep watching, and some on the left will say "hey this sounds good why don't we look?" and EVERYONE will be talking about them, much more than the other networks, and thus their numbers will go up and they'll make more money.

It's the Big-Time Wrasslin' school of Brand Management. Start a fight, give your fans someone to hate on - they'll always keep showing up for more, and the concession stand will be packed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (Kpl3J)

162 Hey Jack here's some other numbers

S&P 3015.
Dow 27,206

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (lQSMb)

163 The white shoe law firm of Barr,Dunham and Horowitz can find no evidence of anything except unprofessional behavior by the Cincinnati office. Letters of severe reprimand will be placed in files.

That is all.

Posted by: John Doe at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (WX+x0)

164 Forest for trees time. No more "failed to verify" or "origin of the investigation" or "violated Justice Department procedures."

The vocabulary now should be in terms of a sham investigation, entrapments, purposeful and malicious prosecutions, entrapment, illegal spying on Americans, etc etc. And treason.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (koNhm)

165 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.

Posted by: Lord Comey at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (2Mnv1)

166 Diamond Jim Comey, the best agent money, and whore island could buy.

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (xbWHd)

167 138 Jack is your last name Off?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:35 PM (hpmES)

Actually knew a guy in college named Jack Emmoff.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (nRWPy)

168 Jack-a-Loon

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (1ISKN)

169 . . . just tissue?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

----

OK.

ANNNNND hand lotion.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

170 jor Dems....

Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Oh No!!! I better stop supporting Trump NOW so Im not associated with a loser. And we all know from experience that polls like this are NEVER wrong! Dang it. Thanks for sharing this, Jack, and saving us all a year of our time supporting the wrong person.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

171 More of a Joker, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (Ct55T)

172 It saddens me that today, this is actually is a thing that people are supposed to give a fuck about.

Out here in the real world, nobody cares. It's only the presstitutes who jump up and down and scream about it and talk about it non-stop until they get their desired result.

Those "people" are pathetic. They think they're in power and can control what we think. Right Mika? They can go pound sand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (HaL55)

173 >>Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (8XRCm

You forgot Jack Mehoff.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (ZWeG7)

174 I knew a guy who's last name was Balzac.

We called him Moose.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (1ISKN)

175 148
It's kinda cute that all the democrats enjoy black face so much. I bet
they all try out perverse sex acts too just like they try out new races.
Make them feel "one" with the "other."

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:40 PM (nRWPy)

+++It's a mockery that looks like many on the Left have a strange fascination engaging in.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (9+jnX)

176 Why aren't they all ahead by 50 points, I might ask?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (Ct55T)

177 I hope Meadows has better examples, because this one seems pretty weak to me.

Posted by: motionview at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (pYQR/)

178 Jack a Roe

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (ZWeG7)

179 Fe ddaw Steiner.

Posted by: You Know Who, translated into Welsh at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (RQfnU)

180 I knew a guy who's last name was Balzac.

We called him Moose.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2019 12:44 PM (1ISKN)

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Id name him Schweddy.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

181 151
Old saying:
Piss off a conservative by lying to him.
Piss off a liberal by telling her the truth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (hpmES)

182 Does William ampersand Mary still have Reverend Jimmy on the faculty? Quality hire imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

183 I'm seeing a link on the front page to an article telling me I'd never guess which celebrities are gay or lesbian.
I'm waiting for an article listing celebrities whose sexual orientation interests me.

Heh. 1. I give a rats ass about "celebrities" and 2. I just assume that they all do whatever they must to get a role regardless of what it is.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (nRWPy)

184 British bookmaker Ladbrokes is getting wagers that Hillary will step into the fray and beat PDT. Seriously.

Will no one rid us of the Beast?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

185 T: no LIV cares that Warren lied about being Native American. Come up with something better to define her at the beginning.
=========

I don't care she lied about being Natve-American but I and the LIV , when told, will care about her lying about being a Native-American to get an affirmative action position.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 12:45 PM (lQSMb)

186 Unfortunately, consequentialism is probably the dominant position among philosophers nowadays.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 12:31 PM (KUaJL)

The two need to be blended.

You can't do evil for good, evil only ever breeds evil.

Buy you can do evil by doing "good", if you are more concerned about doing something than the consequences of what you do.

Hurt can't help, but the wrong help can hurt.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (J+mig)

187 Hi all

Is 'jack' a new friend?

Or a concerned conservative?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (cqNba)

188
So many questions
-- Comey

So few prosecutions
-- DOJ

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (786Ro)

189 "The Democrats:

1. The FBI personnel who investigated Clinton's email server and Trump's treason with Russia are the most dedicated, honest, patriotic Americans who ever lived!

2. The FBI personnel who did a sham investigation of credible accusations of extreme sexual misconduct by pretend-SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh, and cleared him, are the biggest liars, misogynists, and traitors in the history of the United States!

Me:
Business as usual. Lyin' Democrats are gonna lie.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (AMIL/) "

Orwell's definition of "doublethink".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (c1yAg)

190 >>I knew a guy who's last name was Balzac.

Great Rhythm guitarist. GWAR rules.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (ZWeG7)

191 Hey Jack here's some other numbers

S&P 3015.
Dow 27,206
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (lQSMb)

THE RICH GET RICHER!!!!! TRUMP IS CRONY CAPITALISM!!!!

Posted by: Jack Meoff at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (OWo/o)

192 Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

193 >>Jack a Roe

underrated

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

194
Great Rhythm guitarist. GWAR rules.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (ZWeG7)

Isn't he dead? Or is it someone else in that band that died a while back?

Posted by: Jack Meoff at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (OWo/o)

195 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (OWo/o)

196 Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

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Because if they used their last name too.... we'd know who they are.... duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

197 160 I'm seeing a link on the front page to an article telling me I'd never guess which celebrities are gay or lesbian.
I'm waiting for an article listing celebrities whose sexual orientation interests me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

I'm waiting for celebrities who like ursine middle-aged spergy men. Waiting and waiting and waiting...

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

198 Some straight arrows did some things.

Posted by: DOJ at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (786Ro)

199 Now maybe jack can get us a Fox poll asking voters if any of the old fogies leading the Democrat primary race can make it to the convention without a trip to the hospital?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (W+kMI)

200 "Why do trolls all just use a single name?"

Don't want to strain their tiny little brain with additional words to remember.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (cqNba)

201 Actually knew a guy in college named Jack Emmoff.
Posted by: dagny

Did you?

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcome committee at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (Y96Po)

202 Beta Trudeau in blackface.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

He doesn't make it to beta, he's gamma through and through.

Posted by: Flyover at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (B5K06)

203 >>Isn't he dead? Or is it someone else in that band that died a while back?

Cory Smoot aka Flatus Maxximus.

Also - Brocke / Oderus Urugnus od'd as well.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (ZWeG7)

204 Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

Employee handbook from Soros' Troll Inc.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (OWo/o)

205 I'm going to plant a forest in the prison yard.

Posted by: TreeBeard Comey at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (BRpqW)

206 Trump siccing EPA on San Fran for untreated waste?

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (X/Pw5)

207 187
Hi all

Is 'jack' a new friend?

Or a concerned conservative?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (cqNba)

Jack's off today.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 12:49 PM (jYnPD)

208 >>I don't care she lied about being Natve-American but I and the LIV , when told, will care about her lying about being a Native-American to get an affirmative action position.

Yup, "cultural appropriation" for a sweet gig at Harvard. A woman who did that to get a $400k/year to teach 1 class --- and then has the gal to lecture us on income inequality.

I bet the Native-American law professor whose spot you took would have a comment on the inequality of that.

Alinsky #4.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

209 Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pK2lC)

Trump 52 Biden 38
Trump 51 Biden 39
Trump 48 Warren 41
Trump 48 Harris 40

Posted by: AoS Media Bullshit Filter at September 19, 2019 12:49 PM (k76MH)

210 On one level I don't care if Trudeau wore blackface 20 years ago.
On the other hand he deserves maximum embarrassment.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

211 Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

Right? Just once I'd like to see a clever troll use a nic like "Lucius Cornelius Sarsaparilla" or something.

That could be a troll worth arguing with.

but alas, trolls are dullards.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 19, 2019 12:49 PM (xPJvm)

212 Trudeau is -- son of Corn Pop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

213 >> On one level I don't care if Trudeau wore blackface 20 years ago.
On the other hand he deserves maximum embarrassment.

His punishment should be wearing blackface to the next UN Assembly.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:50 PM (ZWeG7)

214 Trump siccing EPA on San Fran for untreated waste?
Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (X/Pw5)

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GOOD! 70,000 people shitting on the sidewalk is causing beaches to close after the rains dud to runoff.

If *I* opened up a 70,000 head hog farm and just let the runoff go into the ocean.... what would the EPA do to me??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

215 212 Trudeau is -- son of Corn Pop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

I think you just crossed the streams and some chromosomes all at once. Very dangerous.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

216 >> Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?

F you, buddy.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ZWeG7)

217
Is 'jack' a new friend?

Or a concerned conservative?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:46 PM (cqNba)

I'm betting he has a "Liberal Tears" tumbler.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (OWo/o)

218 Oh my - Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization. But even that's not far enough! Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

I keep thinking he has dug the hole as deep as it can go, and he keeps finding ways to dig it deeper! I guess he's in the "Say Anything!!!" stage of his campaign now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

219 F'n cheap Chinese knock-off trolls.

Even our socks are better trolls than our trolls are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (cqNba)

220
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 12:32 PM (e/H31)

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This.

For the DoJ to mete out justice here would be tantamount to saying to the American people "Our government is illegitimate and criminal, and has been for a long time. So we're deposing it. Prepare to rebuild the power structure of the United States, because it will no longer operate as it has been heretofore."

That is roughly equivalent to 1991, when the CPSU dissolved itself.

The rot has to sink in further. The government has to enrage people more. The societal consequences of utterly corrupt governance have to manifest themselves in more and more tangible ways, and create actual physical unrest.

People don't turn loose of power because it's just the right thing to do, or because they've been caught abusing it. That is not the way power-mad gangsters operate, ever.

IOW, they need to be in fear for their lives, not their freedom or position. That's what motivates people like this to act against present self-interest. We are nowhere near that juncture yet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (AzW6q)

221 211 Why do trolls all just use a single name? Is there something in the AOSHQ rule book?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

Right? Just once I'd like to see a clever troll use a nic like "Lucius Cornelius Sarsaparilla" or something.

That could be a troll worth arguing with.

but alas, trolls are dullards.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 19, 2019

*
*

I'd like it known by all that this Lucius Cornelius fellow is no kin of mine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ClOmq)

222 >>GOOD! 70,000 people shitting on the sidewalk is causing beaches to close after the rains dud to runoff.

San Francisco Beaches?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ZWeG7)

223 Christopher Eccleston sez he was crazy when he was Doctor Who. That's fair of him, considering I thought he was crazy when he dropped out after only 1 season.

(per sidebar item)

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (W+kMI)

224 So wait, Corn Pop and Fidel Castro are the same guy? Explains the knife.

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (nRWPy)

225 Trump siccing EPA on San Fran for untreated waste?
Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (X/Pw5)

What about LA? They're bringing back disease only seen during the Medieval Time period.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (OWo/o)

226 I keep thinking he has dug the hole as deep as it
can go, and he keeps finding ways to dig it deeper! I guess he's in the
"Say Anything!!!" stage of his campaign now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Hold our Zima.

Posted by: DNC at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jYnPD)

227 Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

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Holy s**t!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (JoUsr)

228 Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization. But even that's not far enough! Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

Double if their drugs killed someone!!!.....what?

Posted by: Belfast Burrito at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Y96Po)

229 I keep thinking he has dug the hole as deep as it
can go, and he keeps finding ways to dig it deeper! I guess he's in the
"Say Anything!!!" stage of his campaign now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

His next step will be announcing he's decided to live as a gay, black man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

230 I'm waiting for celebrities who like ursine middle-aged spergy men.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

Also known as Aspbeargers syndrome.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

231 213 >> On one level I don't care if Trudeau wore blackface 20 years ago.
On the other hand he deserves maximum embarrassment.

His punishment should be wearing blackface to the next UN Assembly.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:50 PM (ZWeG7)

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If Canada keeps Trudeau as PM, but we end this stupid 20 years ago you did something naughty tactic, I'll consider it even.

I mean, it's not like I have to deal with Trudeau.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)

232 F you, buddy.
Posted by: garrett

He's not your buddy, guy.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

233 227 Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

--

Holy s**t!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 12:52 PM (JoUsr)

=========

He's not running for anything any more.

That MSNBC spot is going to be sweet, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)

234 San Francisco Beaches?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ZWeG7)

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LA, San Diego, SF, pick a coastal.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

235 IOW, they need to be in fear for their lives, not their freedom or position. That's what motivates people like this to act against present self-interest. We are nowhere near that juncture yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (AzW6q)

Things still get done, for limited values of "done." We haven't reached the point where the bureaucracy is conspicuously derelict. That's when people start getting grumpy.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

236 Not all one-name posters are trolls.

But all trolls are one-name posters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (cqNba)

237 Cory Booker is a large hunk of man.

Posted by: T Bone Trudeau at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (BRpqW)

238 232 F you, buddy.
Posted by: garrett

He's not your buddy, guy.
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

Don't muddy the waters.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

239 Oh my - Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization. But even that's not far enough! Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

I keep thinking he has dug the hole as deep as it can go, and he keeps finding ways to dig it deeper! I guess he's in the "Say Anything!!!" stage of his campaign now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

One candidate is violating election laws by offering voters cash. The rest of them are bribing with tax dollars.

It's all they have.

This election in 2020 still scares the living hell out of me........

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (OWo/o)

240 Personally Im ok with the LA and San Francisco version of BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (hpmES)

241 Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

It's a bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (tH5fk)

242 225 Trump siccing EPA on San Fran for untreated waste?
Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:48 PM (X/Pw5)

What about LA? They're bringing back disease only seen during the Medieval Time period.
========
And the dumbasses in the Lamestream Media don't understand why Trump is popular.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (W+kMI)

243 http://bit.ly/2Av4NlJ
*******
New Evidence Suggests Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Others Were In On the Jussie Smollett Hoax

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (BqBId)

244 San Francisco Democrats should be required to carry human poop bags.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

245 230 I'm waiting for celebrities who like ursine middle-aged spergy men.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

Also known as Aspbeargers syndrome.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

[rimshot]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

246 Biden 52 Trump 38
Sanders 48 Trump 40
Warren 46 Trump 40
Harris 42 Trump 40
Posted by: jack

HuffPo
H. Clinton 47
Trump 42

RCP
Clinton 48
Trump 42

DailyWire (EV)
Clinton 272
Trump 266

Posted by: Flyover at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (B5K06)

247
He's not your buddy, guy.
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

-----

Guy??? garrett is a DUDE?

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

248
He's not your buddy, guy.
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

He's not your GUY, friend!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (OWo/o)

249 Beto makes Justin look tame.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (yRAFu)

250 On one level I don't care if Trudeau wore blackface 20 years ago.
On the other hand he deserves maximum embarrassment.

Do to him what they did to me. Don't forget the 130+ years of pigeons.

Posted by: statue of Gen. Robert E. Lee at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (Y96Po)

251 Already working on my Corn Pop outfit

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (JFO2v)

252 240
Personally Im ok with the LA and San Francisco version of BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (hpmES)

Yeah, can we let that leprosy thing play out a bit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (jYnPD)

253 Zahra Billoo, who joined the board of the Womens March just several days ago, announced on her Twitter feed Thursday morning that she has been voted off the board.

Billoo has a history of controversial statements on Twitter, in which she has compared the U.S. and Israeli militaries to ISIS and Nazis, once even asserting that the FBI recruits mentally ill people to join ISIS.

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (p0A33)

254 >>New Evidence Suggests Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Others Were In On the Jussie Smollett Hoax

No Doubt that Kamala Harris was involved.

Also, I'd take a hard look at the Obamas and their circle.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (ZWeG7)

255 Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Want to know what will make me go to war? That. That's my red line. Dead serious. Fuck this nonsense. If my only reward for living an honest lawful life is to pay money to those who won't, what the fuck is the point?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (J+mig)

256 If Canada keeps Trudeau as PM, but we end this stupid 20 years ago you did something naughty tactic, I'll consider it even.

Agreed.

But wearing blackface isn't even naughty, IMO. Or if it is, then cross-dressing is also.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (cK+AV)

257 I think the stupidest thing Trudeau has done is wear Ramadan socks to a gay pride parade.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

258 >>garrett is a DUDE?

On Thursdays, yes.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (ZWeG7)

259 Beto makes Justin look tame.

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And here I thought it was just Biden whose attic had sprung a leak. All of them. Bat**** crazy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (JoUsr)

260 Did you guys already forget about our most revered and beloved chowderhead Honest Cloud?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (hpmES)

261
New Evidence Suggests Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Others Were In On the Jussie Smollett Hoax
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (BqBId)

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Well, it's GP, so grain of salt.

But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset, because her "anti-lynching bill" so conveniently coincided with it.

And then the Kim Foxx connection made the whole thing apparent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (AzW6q)

262
Don't muddy the waters.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

Muddy Waters was a SOLID blues guy. SOLID, I say.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (OWo/o)

263 Either people go to prison or colander stock goes up.

Or both.

Either way, shit is going to go down at some point. That does not meet the definition of "nothing happening".

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (67XdO)

264 Ed Buck wants to ride you like a cowboy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (yRAFu)

265 all trolls suck pole by choice.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (lU6Jb)

266 253 Zahra Billoo, who joined the board of the Womens March just several days ago, announced on her Twitter feed Thursday morning that she has been voted off the board.

Billoo has a history of controversial statements on Twitter, in which she has compared the U.S. and Israeli militaries to ISIS and Nazis, once even asserting that the FBI recruits mentally ill people to join ISIS.

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (p0A33)

==========

"We don't hate Jews! Here's our new board member who coincidentally hates Jews!"
-Women's March

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)

267 56 I thought the IG also referred McCabe for prosecution. Did the DOJ punt on that too?
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 12:28 PM (JKNZq)

Rumor was that the Grand Jury refused to indict.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (sm6Pk)

268 Yeah, can we let that leprosy thing play out a bit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (jYnPD)

If we can quarantine Cal. I'm in.

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5)

269 But wearing blackface isn't even naughty, IMO. Or if it is, then cross-dressing is also."

How about resting bitch-face cross-dressing black-face?

In the pike position.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (cqNba)

270 c'mon! Comey only has to say he didn't intend to say two completely different things about the same question and he's totes good

Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (XTiHL)

271 Oh my - Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization. But even that's not far enough! Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

I say again: I think he himself is a druggie. So this would be an instance of naked self-interest on his part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (cK+AV)

272 258 >>garrett is a DUDE?

On Thursdays, yes.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:56 PM (ZWeG7)

So are there things that are detachable? Or are we getting into weird territory here?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

273 But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset, because her "anti-lynching bill" so conveniently coincided with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (AzW6q)

To be fair, Smollett also wreaks of man chowder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (jYnPD)

274 No Doubt that Kamala Harris was involved.

Also, I'd take a hard look at the Obamas and their circle.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (ZWeG7)

I thought it was already reported that Michelle's cock called Foxx after it hit the media......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (OWo/o)

275
If we can quarantine Cal. I'm in.
Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5)

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*cough*

fences are racist

remember??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

276 Next, Beto will demand reparations for anyone who's ever been convicted of a DUI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

277 >>Zahra Billoo, who joined the board of the Womens March just several days ago, announced on her Twitter feed Thursday morning that she has been voted off the board.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

278 To be fair, Smollett also wreaks of man chowder.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (jYnPD)

Like curry, you swallow too much of that shit, it emanates from your pores.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (OWo/o)

279 My balls feel like a pair of maracas...

Posted by: Frank Trudeau at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (2Mnv1)

280 >>Rumor was that the Grand Jury refused to indict.

That rumor was started by McCabe's lawyer.

Same guy who put out this statement today.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xee4t3

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (ZLI7S)

281 New Evidence Suggests Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Others Were In On the Jussie Smollett Hoax

I said that on day one. I think it was a prearranged set up to give Kamala in particular something to run on like Ferguson. That's why Kim Foxx was told to step in by Mooch, to protect Kamala because Jussie was threatening to leak that they ASKED him to manage the performance art. Alas, they assumed he was a professional and that the chicago machine would go along. They left Rahm out of the mix, probably because he wasn't dependable. They were stupid enough to believe he could pull it off.

Except hiring Nigerians to be Chicago magacountry goons was low rent. LOL

Posted by: dagny at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (nRWPy)

282 Is Beto trying to force his level of support to less than zero?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

283 *reeks.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (lU6Jb)

284 276 Next, Beto will demand reparations for anyone who's ever been convicted of a DUI.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

And people who got snickered at by hot women for being a beta!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

285 all trolls suck pole by choice.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:57 PM (lU6Jb)

So, you're saying they're all Average Joe......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (OWo/o)

286 Zahra Billoo"

Great character in "The Fifth Element", right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (6qErC)

287 243 http://bit.ly/2Av4NlJ
*******
New Evidence Suggests Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Others Were In On the Jussie Smollett Hoax
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This is my surprised face:

Not surprised at all, if it turns out Smollett was used to try to ignite a race riot that could be used against the Trump presidency and all his supporters. Turns out Smollett was an idiot and the Chicago PD is more professional than we all expected. But hey, that bungled conspiracy showed African-Americans how stupid the TDS really was. See the other polls jack isn't sharing where support for Trump is rising in the A-A community.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (W+kMI)

288 Trolls use simple names to help maintain focus on their injected message - you don't want people noticing a pattern, so you pick something common. People will either forget it or conflate it with some other poster.

It's a common tactic used for player names in games with very strong prisoner's dilemma, "should I shoot first" type issues; "hey, is that the Fred that murdered all of my buddies, or some other random Fred?" If you name your character $$SkullFucker007$$, they're going to remember you.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (67XdO)

289 >>But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset, because her "anti-lynching bill" so conveniently coincided with it.

. . . which she used to kick off her presidential campaign!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

290 They can't replace the Jew haters with non-Jew haters.

They literally can't.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (tH5fk)

291 286 Zahra Billoo"

Great character in "The Fifth Element", right?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (6qErC)

Star Wars XV

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

292 fences are racist

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

me too

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 01:00 PM (X/Pw5)

293 My balls feel like a pair of maracas..."

Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)

294
But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset,

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What did she smell like??? Just.... curious.

Posted by: Willy Brown at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

295 Oh and Andrew McCabe's lawyer is the same guy who represented Christine Blasey Ford with her claims against Kavanaugh.

He tends to lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

296 277 >>Zahra Billoo, who joined the board of the Womens March just several days ago, announced on her Twitter feed Thursday morning that she has been voted off the board.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

The Womens March sound very patriarchal. Like somehow the Womens are forced to march by men.

March in there lil lady and make me a sammich.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (JFO2v)

297 The Vaping Nonsense continues...

500 people in 40 States.

I am betting there's a much higher incidence in Food Poisoning.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ZWeG7)

298 Is Beto trying to force his level of support to less than zero?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

I think he will always have 1 to 2 %.

We've got some dumb fucking people in this country.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (OWo/o)

299 If we can quarantine Cal. I'm in.

Posted by: BignJames>>
I think the other 49 states should secede from California and leave them with the national debt.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (yuEZw)

300 283
*reeks.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 12:59 PM (lU6Jb)

Gah! I 'll take my night in the box.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (jYnPD)

301 >>But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset,

-----

>>What did she smell like??? Just

The shithouse door on a Tuna boat.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (ZWeG7)

302 Star Wars XV"

Ah yes. "The Search for More Money"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (6qErC)

303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

304 276 Next, Beto will demand reparations for anyone who's ever been convicted of a DUI.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

And after that, he'll want to ban all modes of transportation except skateboards.

C'mon, Betoff, you know you want to ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (cK+AV)

305 Why do folks on the left bother to lie? They could tell the truth and nothing would happen to them.

Must be force of habit, I guess.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (E+OcO)

306 302 "The Search for More Money"

I thought that was the new CBS Trek series...

Posted by: catman at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (4HMlb)

307 There are many true believers in the Left. Be a shame to introduce reality to their world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (u82oZ)

308 Wow, I'd better change my nic before I'm banned as a troll. See my new, lengthened, non-controverisial nic.

Posted by: Gref, hater of okra, Mary Ann over Ginger at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (AMIL/)

309 303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

In their defense, they tend to be insanely bad judges of character. Although that may not be in their defense.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

310 "I think he will always have 1 to 2 %.

We've got some dumb fucking people in this country."

Statistically, there are more Americans who believe they have been abducted by extraterrestrials than there are who believe that Robert Francis O'Rourke should be the President of the United States.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (cqNba)

311 >>Zahra Billoo"
Great character in "The Fifth Element", right?

She's a real looker!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

312 He's not your GUY, friend!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 12:55 PM (OWo/o)
He's not your FRIEND, pal!

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (DJFLF)

313 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?"

Based on a couple of "warren" stickers I've seen pasted over the "Beano" spots, I'ma gonna go with "no"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (6qErC)

314 I knew a guy who's last name was Balzac.

I knew a gal with that name...and she was a Lesbian!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (u//oP)

315 Then, Beto will want reparations for anyone who's ever run away from the scene of an accident.

I think the horde knows where I'm going with this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

316 #twoweeks

Posted by: Inogame at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (6EhTv)

317 The shithouse door on a Tuna boat.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (ZWeG7)

The bathroom in any Pancho's All You Can Eat Buffet.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (OWo/o)

318 I'm starting to think that Beto only exists to be a distraction.

To suck up all the air in the room so that nobody spends time actually listening to anything Fauxcahontas is saying.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (sm6Pk)

319

She's a real looker!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta

Isn't that Tony Shaloob?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

320 308
Wow, I'd better change my nic before I'm banned as a troll. See my new, lengthened, non-controverisial nic.

Posted by: Gref, hater of okra, Mary Ann over Ginger at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (AMIL/)
#MeToo!

Posted by: kallisto Jones at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (DJFLF)

321 I changed mine too!

Posted by: catman (pineapple on Pizza is Communist!) at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (4HMlb)

322 "Flynn was a threat to national security because he wasn't registered as a foreign lobbyist."

How much of our own FBI/CIA or top leaders are in bed with "paid foreign agents"? In bed, whether married (Bruce and Nellie, Paul Ryan and a Dem operative, many examples) .... or otherwise linked via future book deals, money to their "charity", family quid pro quo deals like the BidenBoyz, Elaine and her china shipping family, etc.

Good Grief ... DC is run by globalist corporate America, the mobs, and foreign lobbyists. The voters are just an inconvenience. (but I still don't understand the Flynn/Turkey thing)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (Cus5s)

323 China has arrested a FedEx pilot for transporting ammunition. Plastic BB's for airsoft.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

324 FrodoB

Good plan for CA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

325 She's a real looker!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

Handsome woman.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (jYnPD)

326 She's a real looker!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta"

Something tells me I shouldn't click, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (6qErC)

327
Hook a battery to the bolts in Comey's neck. He'll
confess.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (t5m5e)

328 317 The bathroom in any Pancho's All You Can Eat Buffet.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (OWo/o)

NEVER AGAIN.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (sm6Pk)

329 309 303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

In their defense, they tend to be insanely bad judges of character. Although that may not be in their defense.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

"Women have feminine intuition!"

Didn't help them much in sniffing out Ted Bundy, did it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (cK+AV)

330 Just what the hell is the Women's March about? Hysterical, irate females who act like childish jackals? I'm guessing it's that, plus the filthy lucre they're likely pulling in from Soros Inc and the like.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

331 He's not your buddy, guy.

And he's certainly not Buddy Guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k54r_ANt8o

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (HaL55)

332 311 >>Zahra Billoo"
Great character in "The Fifth Element", right?

She's a real looker!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta
=========
I wondered what sort of person would actually be named "Zahra Billoo". Now I know....

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (W+kMI)

333 276
Next, Beto will demand reparations for anyone who's ever been convicted of a DUI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

+++
LOL. Now we're getting down to brass tacks.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (9+jnX)

334 294
But I smelled Kamala all over this at the outset,

-----

What did she smell like??? Just.... curious.
Posted by: Willy Brown at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

Ham

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (dKiJG)

335 Heh. Reminds me of an old Festus joke.
He asked a waitress in a diner if she had frogs legs.
She replied Certainly!
Festus says well hop in there and get me a cup of coffee then.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (hpmES)

336 he's a real looker!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

She should've worn that scarf the other way around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (cK+AV)

337 What did she smell like??? Just.... curious.
Posted by: Willy Brown"

Crossroads?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (6qErC)

338 309 303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

In their defense, they tend to be insanely bad judges of character. Although that may not be in their defense.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

It's all the Xanax and cardboardeaux.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

339
Just what the hell is the Women's March about? Hysterical, irate females who act like childish jackals? I'm guessing it's that, plus the filthy lucre they're likely pulling in from Soros Inc and the like.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

--------

Close.

1.) Cause trouble for Trump.

2.) Create a national presence for Linda Sarsour, to provide a basis for her political career.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

340 Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

Posted by: Frank Trudeau at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (2Mnv1)

341 Trudeau will have to come out of the closet as an Hispanic.

Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (RuIsu)

342 303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I was recently talking to some college students, all from Texas but going to school here in CO, and they were all about the Beto. Raving about him. Young-n-dumb. Nice enough young people though. They asked me for my opinion on why Trump won (why do they still obsess over this?) and seemed to understand and accept my answer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (u//oP)

343 Isn't that Tony Shaloob?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

The Chief Meteorologist at Fox 4 DFW?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (OWo/o)

344 Jussie Smullet had his fight choreographed by Adam West.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (bENpt)

345 "She should've worn that scarf the other way around."

On her ass?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (cqNba)

346 She should've worn that scarf the other way around."

Ima guessing I made the right call by not clicking, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (6qErC)

347 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

Maybe he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

348 In their defense, they tend to be insanely bad judges of character. Although that may not be in their defense.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

"Women have feminine intuition!"

Didn't help them much in sniffing out Ted Bundy, did it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (cK+AV)

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

349 >>Just what the hell is the Women's March about?

Nobody cares.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (ZWeG7)

350 321 I changed mine too!
Posted by: catman (pineapple on Pizza is Communist!) at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (4HMlb)

Me too!

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (qEujL)

351 Just what the hell is the Women's March about? Hysterical, irate females who act like childish jackals? I'm guessing it's that, plus the filthy lucre they're likely pulling in from Soros Inc and the like.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

That's easy: agitating among the emotionally damaged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (cK+AV)

352 he's a real looker!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5wmapta

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

It looks like a fat Mexican kid I went to High School with.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (OWo/o)

353
I wonder if they called it "Desert Storm" because "Operation Haboob" would sound silly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (AzW6q)

354 I was recently talking to some college students, all from Texas but going to school here in CO, "

Here's a tenner. Keep 'em there, OK?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (6qErC)

355 Just what the hell is the Women's March about?

Jew Hate and Jew Hate, but mostly Jew Hate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

356 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

It's that dreamy Kennedy-esque look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

357 344 Jussie Smullet had his fight choreographed by Adam West.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (bENpt)

BIFF! POW! ZAM!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

358 303 Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 19, 2019 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

He's still the vaguely Kennedy looking fella....
then they got to remembering Ted and not Jack and well...

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (xbWHd)

359 >>Just what the hell is the Women's March about?

They imagine they are harder to ignore when they run in packs.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ZWeG7)

360 346
She should've worn that scarf the other way around."

Ima guessing I made the right call by not clicking, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (6qErC)

You've seen Jabba the Hut's starfish, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (jYnPD)

361 323 China has arrested a FedEx pilot for transporting ammunition. Plastic BB's for airsoft.
---------
Can we get a Beto quote for that? Can we, please?

Actually, I think ALlie has a point. Beto is the moron with a megaphone to distract us from the fact that the top Democrat candidates are two old rich white Socialists and a tired, confused old man.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (W+kMI)

362 >>Just what the hell is the Women's March about?

Equal Rights!!!!!!

Because there are so many laws on the books preventing women from doing everything......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (OWo/o)

363 The woman's march sounds like one of those silent films where the workers are marching into the factory.. With dour Russian music..

Posted by: catman (.40 is better than 9mm) at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (4HMlb)

364 357 344 Jussie Smullet had his fight choreographed by Adam West.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 01:07 PM (bENpt)

BIFF! POW! ZAM!

BLEACH! NOOSE! MAGA!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (u//oP)

365 342 303 Do Liberal and LIV women still consider Beto cool, or charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I was recently talking to some college students, all from Texas but going to school here in CO, and they were all about the Beto. Raving about him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (u//oP)

Plus he has more gravitas and maturity than his younger look-alike and Fellow Traveler, David Hogg.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (AMIL/)

366 You've seen Jabba the Hut's starfish, right?"

Nope, nope, nope... *runs away*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (6qErC)

367 Me too!
>>
Well, we're going to keep ours.--William, Tom and Bert

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (yuEZw)

368 341 Trudeau will have to come out of the closet as an Hispanic.
Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:06 PM (RuIsu)

He's half-Hispanic. More Hispanic than Betoff, certainly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (cK+AV)

369
Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

-------

I think it makes him look (even moreso) like Butt-Head.

He could get together with Tim Geithner and make a live-action reboot of "Beavis & Butt-Head Do America."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (AzW6q)

370 of those silent films where the workers are marching into the factory.. With dour Russian music.."

Evening wear.

Very nice.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (6qErC)

371 State Dept. has begun to release portions of the Steele pre-dossier reports.

https://tinyurl.com/y39xxrge

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

372 Billoo looks like David Schwimmer ate some bad shrimp.

Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

373 >>Just what the hell is the Women's March about? Hysterical, irate females who act like childish jackals? I'm guessing it's that, plus the filthy lucre they're likely pulling in from Soros Inc and the like.

Initially, it seemed to be billed as a sort of show of resistance against all the misogynist things Trump was allegedly going to do. That was the pussy hat protest a week or two after his inauguration.

Since then it has shown itself to be a cobbled together group of #BLM/Palestinian grievance/Marxist activists who use the language of feminism to promote overthrowing the US government/American way of life.

Previous leaders included not only Sarsour, but an honest to God convicted Palestinian terrorist, Rasmea Yousef Odeh, who was subsequently deported.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (bDqIh)

374 The Women's March was Resistance against Trump turning them all into Handmaidens.

Which, of course, is exactly what happened. I see those red-dressed Handmaids stumbling over the piled up bodies from the tax cut every day.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (u//oP)

375 The Vaping Nonsense continues...

500 people in 40 States.

I am betting there's a much higher incidence in Food Poisoning.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ZWeG7)

------

I pointed out my liberal FB friends that 70,000 die every year from opioids and that THOSE compassionate bastards GIVE them free needles and build them safe places to shoot up and that they should STFU about all those icky vapers and how we need to ban all THOSE products.

HILARITY ensued.

Posted by: Willy Brown at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

376 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

It's that dreamy Kennedy-esque look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

He looks exactly like a famous Mike Judge character.

You can guess which one.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (OWo/o)

377 363 The woman's march sounds like one of those silent films where the workers are marching into the factory.. With dour Russian music..
Posted by: catman (.40 is better than 9mm) at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (4HMlb)

And women who all look like those two NY Times reporters.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (qEujL)

378 Hispanic doesn't mean much in Canuckistan. Now if he comes out as a muzzie......re-elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (FiUMj)

379 fucking sock

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

380 355 Just what the hell is the Women's March about?

Jew Hate and Jew Hate, but mostly Jew Hate.
-----------------
The Venn overlap of Jew Hate and #metoo targets seem to correllate. I don't how that happened. Maybe cum ones did cum ting?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (yRAFu)

381 I wonder if they called it "Desert Storm" because "Operation Haboob" would sound silly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (AzW6q)

And so the thread turns to boobs ... not a minute too soon, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (cK+AV)

382 More Hispanic than Betoff, certainly."

I've got some Verde Cholula sauce right over there (points at countertop).

It's more "hispanic" than Francis.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)

383 Billoo looks like David Schwimmer ate some bad shrimp.
Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

By the box truck full......

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:11 PM (OWo/o)

384 356 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

It's that dreamy Kennedy-esque look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

---

Dreamy = retard

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (RU4sa)

385 363 The woman's march sounds like one of those silent films where the workers are marching into the factory.. With dour Russian music..
Posted by: catman (.40 is better than 9mm) at September 19, 2019 01:09 PM (4HMlb)

Then cossacks wielding sabers ride up!

(Sorry, just a bit of midday fantasizing.)

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

386 Ole' man river
Ole' man river
He don't say nothin'
He just keep rollin'
He just keep rollin' along

Sorry, I suddenly felt the need to sing an old Quebec spiritual.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (Dh1wo)

387 356 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.
=====

No, that's the natural state of mouth-breathing retards.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (ytOd0)

388 I would compose a lengthy insightful comment, but I smell a new post.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (Jj+59)

389 I see those red-dressed Handmaids stumbling over the piled up bodies from the tax cut every day."

Don't forget the dead from NuteryNutelling. Epic, that was.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (6qErC)

390 Tough crowd

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (B5K06)

391 359 >>Just what the hell is the Women's March about?
----------------
Are they gonna wear those pussy hats again? Nothing funnier than pussy hats.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (yRAFu)

392 Why doesn't Beto's dad tell him to get a real job?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

393 I suddenly felt the need to sing an old Quebec spiritual.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (Dh1wo)

Heh.

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (B5K06)

394 I would compose a lengthy insightful comment, but I smell a new post."

That's the Cholula sauce...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (6qErC)

395
Dreamy = retard

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:12 PM (RU4sa)

+++
He looks like a big doofus dope.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (9+jnX)

396 218 Oh my - Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization. But even that's not far enough! Now he says he wants a new tax that would be dedicated to direct payments to anyone who had ever been convicted of drug crimes in the past, a sort of Reparations for Criminals.

I keep thinking he has dug the hole as deep as it can go, and he keeps finding ways to dig it deeper! I guess he's in the "Say Anything!!!" stage of his campaign now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Maybe Beto's role in the campaign is to make the other candidates look sane by comparison.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (xjiRE)

397 Are they gonna wear those pussy hats again? Nothing funnier than pussy hats.

Posted by: Puddin Head
>>And why do they wear hats on their...Never mind

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (yuEZw)

398 Nood

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (RU4sa)

399 Why doesn't Beto's dad tell him to get a real job?"

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (6qErC)

400 Why do Canadians worry about sucking up to blacks? Cereal question.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (yRAFu)

401 376 Is Beto able to close his lips? His lips are always parted, which makes him look like a retarded gopher.

It's that dreamy Kennedy-esque look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

He looks exactly like a famous Mike Judge character.

You can guess which one.
======
I think I can guess so too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCmYfJQ0j4Y

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (W+kMI)

402 https://tinyurl.com/yxd99pzr

Posted by: catman (Mrs. Howell is the hot one!) at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (4HMlb)

403 I always chuckle when I see a monster SUV with a Bernie or Beto sticker on the back. It's like do you idiots realize if your guy (gal) is elected, and implements their wish list, your ride will be verbotten and you'll be forced into something the size of a Smart car, if you're allowed to drive at all?

It's the same thing as Obama buying a beach house. None of them really believe the nonsense.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (FiUMj)

404 .

Posted by: rd at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (+0uDE)

405 >>218 Oh my - Beto just keeps going farther and farther out into space. Not satisfied with calling for gun confiscation, he now has called for complete Marijana legalization.

Did he get up on a table to say this?

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (qEujL)

406 test

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (AzW6q)

407 400 Why do Canadians worry about sucking up to blacks? Cereal question.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (yRAFu)

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I take it you haven't been to Toronto in the past, say 25 years?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (FiUMj)

408 Whatever happened to all the idiots who liked to dress up in handmaiden costumes? Has Trudeau tried one of those yet?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (hpmES)

409 For Halloween, would it be cool to go dressed as Trudeau, dressed as an Arabian Night Character?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (cqNba)

410 always chuckle when I see a monster SUV with a Bernie or Beto sticker on the back. It's like do you idiots realize if your guy (gal) is elected, and implements their wish list, your ride will be verbotten and you'll be forced into something the size of a Smart car, if you're allowed to drive at all?
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They'll be exempted, of course, because they all think they'll be part of the power structure somehow.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (ytOd0)

411 Swing low, sweet snowmobile
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet snowmobile
Coming for to carry me home

I looked over Dundas and what did I see
A Timmy Ho's on each corner a-waitin' for me
If you get there before me order coffee and cream
Then we'll all go out and eat some poutine.

Swing low, sweet snowmobile
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet snowmobile
Coming for to carry me home

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (u//oP)

412 China has arrested a FedEx pilot for transporting ammunition. Plastic BB's for airsoft.

Airsoft bb's are made in China.
Fed Ex is a delivery service.....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (Z65m4)

413 Initially, it seemed to be billed as a sort of show of resistance
against all the misogynist things Trump was allegedly going to do. That
was the pussy hat protest a week or two after his inauguration.

IIRC, it was originally supposed to be a victory march in celebration of Her Heinous being coronated as the First Woman Preezy.

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH! That will never happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (HaL55)

414 It's that dreamy Kennedy-esque look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:08 PM

You laugh, but we still have one up here. Turns out JoeJoeJoe Kennedy plans on trying to take out Ed Maaahkey in a primary for his senate seat. I'll be curious to see how many people up here will just automatically pull the lever for a Kennedy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (ejd/p)

415 The worst part is that these people don't even recognize how one sided it all is. If you investigate foreign lobbying, you don't throw the book at Manafort and let his bosses (the Podestas) register years after the fact.
I was referring folks over to Conservative Treehouse, just for an education on who all these people are and how they are related. I doubt the know it all woman will check anything out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (JKNZq)

416 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (k76MH)

417 I luvs to beat my feets on the Mississauga mud!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (Dh1wo)

418 328 317 The bathroom in any Pancho's All You Can Eat Buffet.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:04 PM (OWo/o)

NEVER AGAIN.
Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019

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Pancho's is still in business?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

419 Change my nic too.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

420 Yeah, OK

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Ree at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (N3yvc)

421 124 One more blackface picture and Justin's going to have to announce that he's decided to live his life as a gay man.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

He pretty well announced it when he said he sometimes gets to enthusiastic about costumes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (kfcYC)

422 Why doesn't Beto's dad tell him to get a real job?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

He doesn't currently HAVE a job.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (OWo/o)

423 Comey and others, on multiple fronts, tried to insert Russian connections into the Trump Campaign, in order to frame him (as presidential candidate, president elect, and as POTUS) for Russian Collusion/Conspiracy.

They did not investigate such crime, they fabricated fake evidence of that crime (in very intricate fashion, on many fronts).

Comey and others then tried to lead/entrap Trump into statements or actions that would tie him more directly to their covert PsyOp to remove or control him, and they used paid media and foriegn agents to build/establish their PsyOp DeepState coup/mission. This is direct treason/sedition ... and the coup is still ongoing. outcome uncertain, witnesses still disappear or are missing/dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (Cus5s)

424 No reasonable prosecutor would charge me with crimes I do not wish to be charged with.

Posted by: Parson Comey, Miss Police State Gazette , Nov. 2016 at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (m6qV1)

425 If only our "betters" were ever held accountable.

Posted by: Manco at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (he2ZZ)

426 Comey belongs in Prison FULL STOP!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 19, 2019 04:34 PM (a/QOk)

427 test
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Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 19, 2019 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

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