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Silicon Valley Star Thomas Middleditch: I Love Watching My Wife Get Railed by an Amateur Weekend Volleyball Team

Jonah Goldberg just emailed me: "I knew there was something about that guy that I just liked."




Someone commented in a tweet, "No, she's a swinger, you're a cuckold."

More from The Wrap:

Playboy: Do you have any advice for couples who may be exploring that lifestyle?


Middleditch: For anything sexual -- whether in terms of the sex act or identity or kink -- you want to know where the walls of the box are. Mollie and I have created our own rules, and compared to most of the people we've met who do this kind of shit, our rules are strict. We're not off on our own; we're together, a unit. It's a perpetual state of management and communication, to the point where it’s like, "All right, we've got to stop. Chill." I'm gas, and she's brakes. This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:13 PM




Comments

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1 Ha!

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (RU4sa)

2 st

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

3 In!

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (B5K06)

4 top 5

Posted by: fox at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (hdFyL)

5
damn u woman.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

6 I better see Paolo in these comments, Ace.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (xN1DB)

7 Ah! Fresh thread.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (yuEZw)

8
This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

-----

Gee.... I cant wait.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

9 Wot culd go wron??!!

Posted by: Buckaroo at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (6egPo)

10 Bake the Damn 2 Guys Spitroasting My Wife Open Marriage HPV Cake

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (JFO2v)

11 Whatever.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM (sm6Pk)

12 What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (ZLI7S)

13 *grabs popcorn*

Dis gonna be guuud.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (6qErC)

14 Looking at him, I can see why.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (yuEZw)

15 That's gross.
(I read the content...)

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (B5K06)

16 Why bother getting married? No judgement here, to each their own, but if you're screwing other people, are you really even married?!

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (ra+Jd)

17 I can see her getting plowed regularly. Him? He looks like a mosquito infested drainage ditch.

Posted by: budman at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (cRwSI)

18 This is why I stopped watching TV.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (dCRRg)

19 From the article, it looks the other way around. He wanted to bang hos and she wanted to keep her nice house.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (UfRqq)

20 Her father must be so proud.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (0xnhZ)

21 Actually, the excerpt I saw made it sound like *he* was the one swinging and she's the one who has to be all open-minded about him sexing up the groupies.

How very progressive, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

22 This....is CNN.

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (tH5fk)

23 Molly Gates.
1, and a horny hose beast.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (jYnPD)

24 Porn Stars have higher standards.

Posted by: rd at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (+0uDE)

25 I'm shocked.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

26 Poalo is hung like a horse, I wonder if after he is done with her I can ride the slide?
//Totally not a cuck celebrity

Posted by: sven at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (xbWHd)

27 I can play volleyball. I have a mean serve. Call me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (yRAFu)

28 A show among many I will not watch.

Zombies Sodom and Gomorrah are shaking their heads in admiration.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (RU4sa)

29 >>Her father must be so proud.


"Look Mom, No Hands!"


...also :

ROTATE!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (ZWeG7)

30 Of course it's that guy. Of course.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (aS1PU)

31 What the fuck is wrong with these people?"

That pretty much covers it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (6qErC)

32 Reasons why I know life is unfair:

1. His name is "Middleditch" and yet he's famous

2. His wife is hot.

[sobs]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

33 Bank Teller: I love watching bank robbers do their thing. It's some empowering.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (FiUMj)

34 Rail my wife, please!

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (2Mnv1)

35 Divorce in 3...2...1..

Posted by: catman (Muddy waters invented Electricity!) at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (4HMlb)

36 Saved their marriage ... of four years??

Kinda early to be talking about saving your marriage, isn't it?

Also kinda early to NEED to save your marriage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (cK+AV)

37 If hugh grant and lurch had a baby...

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (B5K06)

38 Molly is clearly open to butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (yRAFu)

39 He's a Canuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (FiUMj)

40 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY DID IT FOR REAL

Posted by: BEN MIDDLEDITCHBERGER at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (786Ro)

41
OK, fag.

You're wife's pretty cute. Swing by AoS, and drop me a line.

I'll go buy some next-gen space-age supercondoms and get right on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (AzW6q)

42 If hugh grant and lurch had a baby..."

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (6qErC)

43 >>Middleditch: For anything sexual -- whether in terms of the sex act or identity or kink -- you want to know where the walls of the box are.



My guess?

They are a bit further apart than when you met her.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (ZWeG7)

44 So Ace gives us this topic.

And takes the rest of the day off, to watch us do what we do best.


OK....bring on the comments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (cqNba)

45 Sounds like a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (qEujL)

46 I got your back, Mollie.

Posted by: Antonio Lewis at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (0xnhZ)

47 Guy looks like Bedo. Or Trudeau. Or both.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (hpmES)

48 I've known for quite a while that the Four Horsemen were wankers. Now, I'm just hoping for SMOD to kill the perverts off or, the Big One to take Californication and the entire Left Coast into the sea.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (7EIHE)

49 She's super-hot. I'd love to watch my wife's lover to do her.

Posted by: David French at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (pYQR/)

50 I know a guy through my father in law. He got married, and only afterwards did it come out that she was a swinger. He wasn't.

I was like "Uh... that's not swinging. That's just cheating."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (KUaJL)

51 Narcissistic people with low impulse control, but their rules are strict. Of course CNN promotes this. The couple will be divorced within two years.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (j0JAA)

52 I'll go buy some next-gen space-age supercondoms and get right on it."

Mylar ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (6qErC)

53 does she swallow? dies he?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (KP5rU)

54 He's a Canuck Cuck.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (jYnPD)

55 I got your ficus, Mollie.

Posted by: Antonio Lewis at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (0xnhZ)

56 35 Divorce in 3...2...1..
Posted by: catman (Muddy waters invented Electricity!) at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (4HMlb)


Safest bet on three planets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (cK+AV)

57 Marriage? What diorama was on the top of that cake?

Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (RuIsu)

58 I never knew Paolo played Volleyball.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (O4YGa)

59
**shrugs**

Show folk!

Posted by: Ernie "Coach" Pantusso at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (786Ro)

60 Interesting typo, chavez, heh.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (RU4sa)

61 It starts all innocent, with a Volleyball Team.

Next thing you know, there's an NBA Team in your kitchen.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (ZWeG7)

62 And takes the rest of the day off, to watch us do what we do best.


OK....bring on the comments."

Want some popcorn? Cooked up plenty for this one...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)

63 "Swinging has saved our marriage " = she'll leave me if I try to stop her from banging other guys

Posted by: Josephistan at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (Izzlo)

64

It's one thing if just people are "cheating" on each other, but in a group setting. Yuck.

Make sure you marry someone on the same moral wave length as you.

And I'm sure this lovely couple will have kids someday and will be raised in that environment.

Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (sjTfF)

65 From the article, it looks the other way around. He wanted to bang hos and she wanted to keep her nice house.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 19, 2019 01:16 PM (UfRqq)

-----

Ah . . . The Jada Pinkett Smith condition.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

66 Not gonna end well

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

67 This guy used to pitch some smart phone?

Posted by: BignJames at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (X/Pw5)

68 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."


It's called "Three's a Start."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (6kJ8E)

69 Umm, dude, what you have isn't a marriage.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (HaL55)

70 WNBA team.

Posted by: klaftern at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (RuIsu)

71 No, the ficus is mine.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (0xnhZ)

72 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (u//oP)

73 She looks like an innocent, young preschool teacher.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

74 So, any ways, we were talking about cars awhile back. Nah, she's cute.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (C1Lsn)

75 Guess he doesn't have to worry about VD.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

76 47 Guy looks like Bedo. Or Trudeau. Or both.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (hpmES)

__

Every white guy in Sillicon Valley (the actual one not the show) and Hollywood between the ages of 32 and 38 looks like that. They're super rebellious and stuff, but all dressing alike, wearing the same beard and getting the same haircut.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (FiUMj)

77 Yeah, definitely headed for divorce. If you can't figure out a way to make sex interesting with your partner, you're not going to have a long marriage any way. And nice to know that they aren't worried about bringing home any diseases.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (JKNZq)

78 Why bother getting married?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (dKiJG)

79 So. The Cuckshed has announced their Man Of The Year ?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (ZWeG7)

80 He's a working Hollywood actor on a hit show. Ol' Harvey didn't happen in a vacuum. There's probably dozens of very damaged young ladies throwing themselves at him. It sounds like he made a deal with his wife that he gets to bang some strange, just not behind her back.

Why would she be ok with that? She's damaged, too and will do anything, no matter how humiliating to be successful in Hollywood. This keeps her close to the, uh, action.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (jp0Bv)

81 A lot can be accomplished with propaganda and constant harangues in the media, but I don't think they're gonna get normals to celebrate cuckery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (e/H31)

82 smh, that's what i get commenting here sober.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (KP5rU)

83 he looks like an innocent, young preschool teacher."

Before or after banging the nearby middle skrool QB?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (6qErC)

84 One of the reasons the cuck slur started being slung around during the 2016 primary was because of shit like this. There was a big push right around the same time from the prog-media to normalize and glamorize the cuckholding fetish.

"The thinking man's fetish" I believe the New Yorker or the Atlantic called it in an article.

They hate the word cuck because it really hits home for a lot of them.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (datdl)

85 I got nothing, Mollie.

Posted by: CK Louis at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (0xnhZ)

86 "To be honest, swinging has saved our marriage."

What you have ain't a marriage, dude.

It's a drive-thru.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (wtvvX)

87 Divorce in 3...2...1..
Posted by: catman


And California so half of his stuff goes to her no matter what.

Tell me again how Silicon Valley is home to the smartest on the planet. Go on...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (v2wun)

88 >>Not gonna end well


It'll get sticky, for sure.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (ZWeG7)

89
Guess he doesn't have to worry about VD.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

--------

Not an issue when your dick doesn't work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (AzW6q)

90 She's a cute lookin' girl next door type.

If you live next door to Swingin' Slim's House of Pleasure, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (ClOmq)

91 "Swinging has saved our marriage "

Get back to us in year five.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (cK+AV)

92 So what becomes of a nation, full of "men" who won't defend their wives, how can that nation defend itself?

Bottomless pit of horror,
falling endlessly in the dark

Posted by: simplemind at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (C6xeQ)

93 61 It starts all innocent, with a Volleyball Team.

Next thing you know, there's an NBA Team in your kitchen.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (ZWeG7)

as they said about kobe and the hotel clerk the first 8 inches are consensual

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (JFO2v)

94 My wife particularly likes it when her brother is doing us both.

Posted by: Fritz Middleditch at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (2Mnv1)

95 *snort*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (so+oy)

96 79 So. The Cuckshed has announced their Man Of The Year ?

Don't forget to vote for The Paolo for Bull of the Year.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (u//oP)

97 I'm gas, and she's brakes.


========


"Huh. In our cuckshed, the consensus is that we're all brakes and our wives are all gas." -- The Bulwark all-male volleyball league, totally not like Top Gun

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (WqPYg)

98 HMMM.. Hot blond.. Check.. Scruffy Asshole..Check....

I wonder if she has a weird tattoo on her hoo haa like those other weirdos had?

Posted by: catman (Instant Coffee is really pretty good!)) at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (4HMlb)

99 Middleditch? Odd way to spell "Littlebitch".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 01:21 PM (jEgzt)

100 My favorite direct-from-china wholesale site DHGate has the most amazing junk I've ever seen. Every time I browse three hours go by and then two months later stuff starts arriving in my mailbox that I don't even remember ordering much less why.


Anyone ever seen a slingshot/harpoon/fishing reel combo before? They even have lasersights.


https://bit.ly/2mrcZzT


https://bit.ly/2kTGZDY


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

101 69 Umm, dude, what you have isn't a marriage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (HaL55)

__

Yeah exactly. Which is why cheating makes no sense to me. You want to fuck around, why bother with the marriage part in the first place? Life would be so much simpler to be not married and fuck around than married and fuck around. Why add extra stress to your life?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (FiUMj)

102 Get back to us in year five."

Seven Year Itch

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (6qErC)

103 "Only after I got married was I like, 'Mollie, I'm sorry, but we have to get nontraditional here.' To her credit, instead of saying 'F--k you, I'm out,' she was like, 'Let's figure this out.'

To be honest, swinging has saved our marriage. We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly, but it's better than feeling unheard and alone and that you have to scurry in the shadows."

And even though he got candid with the outlet, Middleditch prefaced his explanation with, "I don't know how much I can say, because I don't want my wife to be mad at me.'

. . . .

I love my wife like I've never loved anyone before. With two people who feel that way about each other, how do you go down that road? It's tough. Bring a therapist along for the ride."


Spoiler alert: She's mad at you for outing her as a doormat who lets you sleep with groupies.

Also? She's likely waiting for you to max out your 15 minutes of an acting career before she cashes out, fuck-o.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

104 She really is cute.

But, I bet her speed bumps have speed bumps.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (ZWeG7)

105 63
"Swinging has saved our marriage " = she'll leave me if I try to stop her from banging other guys

Posted by: Josephistan at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (Izzlo)

+++
So the marriage was in tatters before the swinging. Yeah, this is going to hold it together for sure.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (9+jnX)

106 Volley of the Balls cast included Sharon Tate, amiright?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Vy7tf)

107 73 She looks like an innocent, young preschool teacher.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

Go on...

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

108 "I am gas, she is brakes" I take to mean he likes to watch, and sometimes she doesnt want to go forward with it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (wGbBR)

109 Hopefully her safe word is Moar.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (yRAFu)

110 I better see Paolo in these comments, Ace.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 19, 2019 01:15 PM


The Paolo finds this whole situation to be distasteful. The Paolo does not allow the presence of the cuck. It is, how do you say...icky.

Posted by: Paolo at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (ejd/p)

111 our rules are strict. We're not off on our own; we're together, a unit.
It's a perpetual state of management and communication, to the point
where it's like, "All right, we've got to stop. Chill." I'm gas, and
she's brakes.


So, he's getting off on it, and she's going, "Enough already."

Alrighty then, Kristol, Goldberg, et al

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

112 Someone commented in a tweet, "No, she's a swinger, you're a cuckold."



Can't be repeated enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Z65m4)

113 "The thinking man's fetish" I believe the New Yorker or the Atlantic called it in an article.

Thereby confirming our suspicions re the New Yorker and/or the Atlantic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (cK+AV)

114 She's a costume designer. Heh heh.

Bet she made him a gimp suit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (u//oP)

115 Middleditch: For anything sexual -- whether in terms of the sex act or identity or kink -- you want to know where the walls of the box are.


The box is part of the kink.

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (786Ro)

116 For anything sexual -- whether in terms of the sex act or identity

Identity? He also bangs guys.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (j0JAA)

117
So. The Cuckshed has announced their Man Of The Year ?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (ZWeG7)

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Oh. Good point, garrett.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (AzW6q)

118 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.
............
It will be a "Friends" type show - working title: "Cucks"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (so+oy)

119 73
She looks like an innocent, young preschool teacher.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

From Baton Rouge.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (jYnPD)

120 Guess he doesn't have to worry about VD.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

The Paolo, he has the, how you say, good fortune of being immune to all known VDs.

Posted by: Paolo at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (O4YGa)

121 I have a couple of friends in an 'open marriage'

it's pretty much the both of them trolling for girls that they can stick various things into

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (RKQ/v)

122 Romans from Caligula's time would feel right at home, and exclaim at how we have improved the plumbing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (c1yAg)

123 Whoreclowns.

Posted by: Utility muffin at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (q7cAz)

124 My favorite direct-from-china wholesale site DHGate has the most amazing junk I've ever seen."

Great stuff, huh? I'm guessing 90 percent is just rube goldberg made up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)

125 I would call him a man but clearly he's not.


I find this individual repulsive and repellent.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (kW6k7)

126 Any woman that's into a "scene" like that is damaged goods. I can almost guarantee you they were molested or something along those lines at a young age.

A guy will just bang anything if he has a green light.

What I don't get is why do these people get married at all.

If religion is not a part of marriage, just live together and have an open relationship.

Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (sjTfF)

127 Normalizing this shit is part of the kink.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (6Umk6)

128 Kinda early to be talking about saving your marriage, isn't it?

Also kinda early to NEED to save your marriage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (cK+AV)

"We had to destroy the village marriage in order to save it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (jEgzt)

129 Why bother getting married?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (dKiJG)


There's a reason a shit-pot of divorce goes down now as soon as the kids are out of the house. Especially if at least one of the two still wants to be sexually active.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (JtBPN)

130 "Only after I got married was I like, 'Mollie, I'm sorry, but we have to get nontraditional here.' To her credit, instead of saying ... 'I'm out,' she was like, 'Let's figure this out.' "



Yeah.. After getting a bit of fame and being able to grab them by the pussy.. he wanted to do that instead..

Posted by: Blanco at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (mgx4p)

131 To be honest, swinging has saved our marriage. We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly, but it's better than feeling unheard and alone and that you have to scurry in the shadows."

Sounds like a perfectly healthy marriage on course for a long happy duration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (cK+AV)

132 Spoiler alert: She's mad at you for outing her as a doormat who lets you sleep with groupies.

Also? She's likely waiting for you to max out your 15 minutes of an acting career before she cashes out, fuck-o.
Posted by: Lizzy



Spoiler alert: He's mad at you for outing him as a doormat who lets you sleep with groupies.

I'll bet it runs both ways at the same time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (Z65m4)

133 100 My favorite direct-from-china wholesale site DHGate has the most amazing junk I've ever seen. Every time I browse three hours go by and then two months later stuff starts arriving in my mailbox that I don't even remember ordering much less why.


Anyone ever seen a slingshot/harpoon/fishing reel combo before? They even have lasersights.


https://bit.ly/2mrcZzT


https://bit.ly/2kTGZDY


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

there ares some badass fuking fish in china

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (JFO2v)

134 Watching her get fucked is probably preferable to having to talk to her. Been there. Done that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (yRAFu)

135 hey, aint this the fuckin pussy what spoiled the NFL last year with his pussy face in pussy commercials for pussy Verizon? Never trust a dude with his top shirt button buttoned. What a pussy.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (Jj+59)

136 Why bother getting married?"

P-A-R-T-A-Y!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)

137 >>A lot can be accomplished with propaganda and constant harangues in the media, but I don't think they're gonna get normals to celebrate cuckery.


You would think, and yet -- HBO and Tom Hanks' production company were able to normalize polygamy with their "Big Love," with an assist from TLC's polygamy reality show.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

138 "122 Romans from Caligula's time would feel right at home, and exclaim at how we have improved the plumbing."

one stroll through San Fran will disabuse them of that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (lU6Jb)

139 I pray these two don't have children.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

140 "We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly, but it's better than feeling unheard and alone and that you have to scurry in the shadows."


I'm picturing Brian Stelter having a similar conversation with his wife about his midnight refrigerator raids.

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (786Ro)

141 So, basically he and the wife are both looking for a real man to service their needs?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (vg8iE)

142 Yeah, she's a hottie.

Posted by: dude #3 fapping in the corner at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (u6xw0)

143 They have different *speeds*?

Jesus, just make the damn sign of the 2-humped camel and stop overthinking this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (u//oP)

144 "But it's part of me. If that's part of your being and it feels important to you, find a way to explore it, because repression sucks."



-----

Yet another reminder that this sort of thing was entirely predictable, and anyone who just yells "slippery slope fallacy" is at best being willfully ignorant as to the consequences of the moral framework that they're advocating for.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (KUaJL)

145 hey, aint this the fuckin pussy what spoiled the NFL
last year with his pussy face in pussy commercials for pussy Verizon?
Never trust a dude with his top shirt button buttoned. What a pussy.

Posted by: Corn Pop
>>
Think you're right.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (yuEZw)

146
Why do this sound like the makings of a future episode of the "Snapped" TV show?

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at September 19, 2019 01:26 PM (LXnTT)

147 118 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.
............
It will be a "Friends" type show - working title: "Cucks"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (so+oy)


Meanwhile Harvey Weinstein is behind a new "Friends" type show, with working title "Fronds."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (cK+AV)

148 Come on. Look at her. Look at him. He'll do whatever she wants so she won't leave him.


Protip: it won't work.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (T6t7i)

149
Soooo, bored with the lesbian tranny dildo bondage three hole gangbangs already?

Well, lemme spice it up for you...

Posted by: Belial #37, Section C, Rows 13-69 at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (UFLLM)

150
I pray these two don't have children.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

-------

Congenital herpes is helluva thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)

151 When I was young, I was always willing to save anyone's marriage.

except my own, of course

Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (AQBtr)

152 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."


Who's The Cuck?

or Full Holes

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (nFwvY)

153 Outing himself and the cutie-pie in Playboy is probably a desperation move for the one-hit wonder. People like this are always looking for the next angle.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:27 PM (qEujL)

154 Her parents must be so proud!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (wYseH)

155 "Only after I got married was I like, 'Mollie, I'm sorry, but we
have to get nontraditional here.' To her credit, instead of saying ...
'I'm out,' she was like, 'Let's figure this out.' "


So, after they were married, he announced he was bored and wanted some strange, and she, being a lowly costume designer, decided she'd better go along with it or he'd leave her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

156 "Anyone ever seen a slingshot/harpoon/fishing reel combo before? They even have lasersights."

Do they have a LongBow version of that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (cqNba)

157 So he's mormon or muslim?



Is he trying to say that she watches HIM? Because nothing is more beautiful than some skinny guy's scruffy ass humping and spasming/ sarc.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (nRWPy)

158 When they get divorced (soon), I'm gonna "be there" for her.

Posted by: Queef Olberman at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (4Eo4+)

159 101 Yeah exactly. Which is why cheating makes no sense to me. You want to fuck around, why bother with the marriage part in the first place? Life would be so much simpler to be not married and fuck around than married and fuck around. Why add extra stress to your life?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:22 PM (FiUMj)

The wife is just so people don't assume he wants to f*** little boys.

Posted by: Allie at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (sm6Pk)

160 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.
========

"Oh, look, my wife has another man's dick up her ass!"

*canned sitcom laughter*

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

161 144 "But it's part of me. If that's part of your being and it feels important to you, find a way to explore it, because repression sucks."

To be fair, repression does suck. However this isn't something you spring on your spouse.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

162 I've always wondered what male volley ballers do in their spare time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

163 129 Why bother getting married?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (dKiJG)

There's a reason a shit-pot of divorce goes down now as soon as the kids are out of the house. Especially if at least one of the two still wants to be sexually active.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:24 PM (JtBPN)

Yup, Menopause is sometimes correctly named.

Men pause, or outright stop.

Our brains are chemical computers. Hormone changes CAN radically change things.

Had one Redhead go from crazy lets have sex outdoors while hiking, to 'don't touch me' over a 3 year period.

Posted by: Don Q at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

164 Full Holes is an actual pron flick.

Beejay and Kimmie Gobbler were my favorites.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (u//oP)

165 Great stuff, huh? I'm guessing 90 percent is just rube goldberg made up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)

I wouldn't say "great" but cheap and fun stuff, yeah. I don't recommend it because quality control is always an issue and there are no returns. My last purchase was a bunch of single-point slings for about $3/ea that are good enough. Basically it's stuff you'd find on Amazon with one less layer of middlemen cut out.
Hell, they even sell knockoff Gemtech suppressors if you know how to search for it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (CQ3Qb)

166 Six different guys splooging on my wife is part of the kink.

Posted by: T. MiddleBitch at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (u6xw0)

167 So we have Mr Middleditch and Mrs Muddyditch

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (M+Lyo)

168 One two three a cuck four a cuck fuck!
Five six seven a cuck eight a cuck fuck!
Nine ten eleven a cuck twelve a cuck fuck!

We're gonna cuck cuck around the clock tonight...

Posted by: Will Baley and the Vomits at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (2dnQU)

169 Justin Trudeau says his mom would have liked Middleditch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)

170 McCuckin & Wife

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (nFwvY)

171 Did he get her to sign a pre-nup?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (yRAFu)

172 I pray these two don't have children.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

They'll have children, but Thomas won't be the Father.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (O4YGa)

173 Does Molly Middleditch like being middleditched?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)

174 So, after they were married, he announced he was bored and wanted some strange, and she, being a lowly costume designer, decided she'd better go along with it or he'd leave her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

___________

It definitely sounds like a situation where he had a prenup.

Still, it doesn't speak well for her that she's willing to become a swinger because she wants to live in a nice house.

Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (sjTfF)

175 L-rd, that deal you offered about wiping out all these assholes if they don't follow simple instructions, and starting over... that still on the table?

Posted by: Moshe at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (lU6Jb)

176 So, after they were married, he announced he was bored and wanted some strange, and she, being a lowly costume designer, decided she'd better go along with it or he'd leave her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

Bingo, she's waiting until he makes more money, THEN she'll dump him.

Posted by: Don Q at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

177 >>>152 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."
Who's The Cuck?
or Full Holes

Per-FUCKED Strangers
Family Splatters

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (datdl)

178 I think I just realized that he wants to take it in the butt and she doesn't have the right real equipment.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

179 there ares some badass fuking fish in china

The Tilapia farms are all downstream from the Superhero Injustice League compound and headquarters...

Posted by: Belial #37, Section C, Rows 13-69 at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (UFLLM)

180 173
Does Molly Middleditch like being middleditched?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)

There's a middleditch?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (jYnPD)

181 Unless they are emotional robots, one side or the other, or both - the insecurity and jealousy is going to kick in.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (9+jnX)

182 " ... to have and to hold, forsaking all others, ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (cK+AV)

183 MARRIED, WITH BOYFRIENDS

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (ZWeG7)

184 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (OWo/o)

185 From what I read it was him who told her he wanted to bang other women and she agreed. He also goes on to act like he's some Hollywood stud that has to fight the women off. This is bizarro world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (lQSMb)

186 But when it comes to fans wanting to sleep with him and how that affects Gates, Middleditch admitted it's a slippery slope.

"That's one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn't get that and yet she has to witness it. I'm like, 'Come on, what about this chick who's obviously really into me?' And Mollie will say, 'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'

That question comes up. It's a game of inches on a minefield to try to predict who's going to feel safe,. My first concern is Mollie. Anything that happens has to be run by the queen."



Mollie leaves him for a woman in a few years?

She's a queen who you charitably let assist you in scoping out other women to screw. What a peach!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

187 I think I just realized that he wants to take it in the butt and she doesn't have the right real equipment.
=======

That's exactly it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

188 I'd like to be the first to congratulate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on becoming the next board member of the Women's March.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (BqBId)

189 "They'll have children, but Thomas won't be the Father."

Three children, thou shalt have. Thy husband, twenty.

Posted by: that witch on Game Of Thrones at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (lU6Jb)

190 More evidence that hollywood is a cesspool of filth and debauchery.

Don't look back, you'll be salt.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (OWo/o)

191 I just wonder if the Bulwark can build an argument for Middleditch to be elected President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (NVYyb)

192 LOL get fucked (while I watch?)

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (KNsKs)

193 "Had one Redhead go from crazy lets have sex outdoors while hiking, to 'don't touch me' over a 3 year period."

Was she maybe exposed to Wedding Cake?


( I kid)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (cqNba)

194 177 >>>152 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.


Stranger's Things.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (Vy7tf)

195 Still, it doesn't speak well for her that she's willing to become a swinger because she wants to live in a nice house.
Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2019 01:29 PM (sjTfF)


She's cute - rent that thing out and buy your own house.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (JtBPN)

196 181 Unless they are emotional robots, one side or the other, or both - the insecurity and jealousy is going to kick in.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:30 PM (9+jnX)


Look at her, look at him.

Which one is more likely to encounter someone who will push the other out? My money is on her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (cK+AV)

197 LOL get fucked (while I watch?)
==========

OMG! I'm losing it over here!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (vg8iE)

198 The question I always have is Why get married?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (lQSMb)

199 >>"This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.


HER THREE SONS

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ZWeG7)

200 OK Hordelings, life beckons.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)

201 So how long until the Sally Strutherness sets in? Molly needs to bank some cash - quick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (yRAFu)

202 But when it comes to fans wanting to sleep with him and how that affects Gates, Middleditch admitted it's a slippery slope.



"That's one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie
doesn't get that and yet she has to witness it. I'm like, 'Come on, what
about this chick who's obviously really into me?' And Mollie will say,
'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'


Boy, for an average-looking, scruffy guy, he sure seems full of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

203 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

"Everybody Does Mollie"

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)

204 David French has a passionate defense of this practice coming out later today, just as soon as Xan finishes her research

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (NVYyb)

205 That headline made me think of the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun. I'll be in my bunk.



My wife will be in her bull's bunk.

Posted by: David French at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (2dnQU)

206 Ah . . . The Jada Pinkett Smith condition.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

Nah, I think Will and Jada like playing with their own team most of the time, and worked out an arrangement. I kind of sorta get that. I mean, not really, but it makes more sense for two gay/bi people to get married and bring in other people when that particular itch needs scratching than it does for two normal people to bother getting married when all the guy wants to do is fuck around. To me, that just boils down to the wife not having any self respect.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (ra+Jd)

207 >>>HER THREE SONS

*slow clap* Bravo.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (datdl)

208 Last Bull Standing

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (u//oP)

209 HEAD FOR THE CLASS

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (ZWeG7)

210 FOURS COMPANY

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (JFO2v)

211 I saw Railed By An Amateur Weekend Volleyball Team open for Mannheim Steamroller at the Omni in '99.

I was in section L7.

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (786Ro)

212 " This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."

Conservatism, Inc., doing stand up, then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (iw59Q)

213 193 "Had one Redhead go from crazy lets have sex outdoors while hiking, to 'don't touch me' over a 3 year period."

Was she maybe exposed to Wedding Cake?


( I kid)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (cqNba)

Nope, I learned THAT lesson long ago.

I always tell new Women in my life that I pride myself on not making the same mistake twice.

Then ask if they want to be my next mistake.

/smile

Posted by: Don Q at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

214 42 If hugh grant and lurch had a baby..."

Neigh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (6qErC)


Is that you, Frau Blucher?

Posted by: Flyover's new and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (B5K06)

215 I hope she's actually enjoying it and not just doing it because she's under emotional duress, but it doesn't really read like she's totally in to it. But let's just go ahead and chalk this one up as another win for modern feminism and non-traditional values.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (hdzef)

216

"a comedy series we're writing together".

Featuring their marriage?


Seems THAT'S a joke anyhow.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (KATBx)

217 There's a reason a shit-pot of divorce goes down now as soon as the kids are out of the house. Especially if at least one of the two still wants to be sexually active.



I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

218 194
177 >>>152 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.





Stranger's Things.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 19, 2019 01:32 PM (Vy7tf)

How I Met Your Whore Mother.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (jYnPD)

219 FUK THAT GIRL

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (JFO2v)

220 But when it comes to fans wanting to sleep with him and how that affects Gates, Middleditch admitted it's a slippery slope.

"That's one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn't get that and yet she has to witness it. I'm like, 'Come on, what about this chick who's obviously really into me?' And Mollie will say, 'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'

That question comes up. It's a game of inches on a minefield to try to predict who's going to feel safe,. My first concern is Mollie. Anything that happens has to be run by the queen."


---

In a sane world, this right here is what we'd refer to when we use a phrase like "toxic masculinity."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (KUaJL)

221 Boy, for an average-looking, scruffy guy, he sure seems full of himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++
Hollywood's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (e/H31)

222 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.
========

"Oh, look, my wife has another man's dick up her ass!"

*canned sitcom laughter*
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 01:28 PM (vg8iE)


With the show's theme song being "Who's Fuckin Who" by 2 Live Crew.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (OWo/o)

223 Jeez, beyond 150 and no one has said she's a 1 on the Scogg Dog scale?

It's like I don't even ...

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (XU0ql)

224 Gee whiz, a sunken chested soi boi indentifies as a beta, the Paolo, he smiles.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (IWZO4)

225 Who the fuck publishes shit like this dude is a total narcissist

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (M+Lyo)

226 "That's one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn't get that and yet she has to witness it. I'm like, 'Come on, what about this chick who's obviously really into me?' And Mollie will say, 'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'

A chick who's really into him?

I could've lost a lot of money betting against that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (cK+AV)

227 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

All In The Fanny

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (lQSMb)

228 My mother in law the ho?

Posted by: Wahoo McDaniel at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (EhZaP)

229 I think we're settin' new records of rain again around here. God's mad at those libs takin' over Harris County I guess.

Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (XTiHL)

230 "Two guys, a girl, and a therapist's place"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

231 This, too, is the story of Obama

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (NVYyb)

232 Boy, for an average-looking, scruffy guy, he sure seems full of himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)


You left out "puny."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (cK+AV)

233 LOLGF....in this case literally.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (FiUMj)

234 I can see her getting plowed regularly. Him? He looks like a mosquito infested drainage ditch.
Posted by: budman

My guess is that's why one of his rules is they're "always together." His skeezy ass is the downside to that package deal.

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (yb6r+)

235 "IS Eight Enough?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

236 HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERS

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (786Ro)

237 199 >>"This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.


HER THREE SONS
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ZWeG7)

the Courtship of Somebodies Father

And heck, we could even get a Mr. French in there.

Posted by: Don Q at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

238 I'll bet they both voted for Hillary, and think Trump is a monster because he said "p***y."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

239 Nice, Lizzy.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (ZWeG7)

240 What's the problem?


Doesn't everyone like creampies?

Posted by: Thomas Middleditch at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (I8FKK)

241 "Anything that happens has to be run by the queen."

So some confusion arises right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (cK+AV)

242 227 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

All In The Fanny
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (lQSMb)

The Big Bang Series

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

243 One of the best parts about marriage is no longer needing to worry about STDs.

Sorry you're missing out on that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (9nhoD)

244 I forgot to ask.

Who?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (OWo/o)

245 Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.
------------------
Dagny, I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (yRAFu)

246 " This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."

Eight is Enough.

Diff'rent Strokes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (jYnPD)

247 I hope ace does a post about Obama having the nerve to say presidents shouldn't watch tv or read social media.

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (KNsKs)

248 Uncle Cuck

(hey, it was a TV show too)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (u//oP)

249 "Who's the Queen"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

250 The big bang theory, ( no, really )

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

251 WHO WANTS TO CUCK A MILLIONAIRE?

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (786Ro)

252

Zahra Billoo, who joined the board of the Women's March just several days ago, announced on her Twitter feed Thursday morning that she has been voted off the board.

Billoo has a history of controversial statements on Twitter, in which she has compared the U.S. and Israeli militaries to ISIS and Nazis, once even asserting that the FBI recruits "mentally ill" people to join ISIS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (aKsyK)

253 Are feminists pro-this?

Because this sure does seem like a sh*tty way to treat women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (9nhoD)

254 Continuing to define deviancy down.

Posted by: Iblis at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (9221z)

255 Mollie in the Middle

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (88+cf)

256
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
1m
#BREAKING: US issued visa for Iranian delegation - including President Rouhani and Minister Zarif

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)

257 I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)


Got me - but I see it all the time.

Part of it, I think, is power. Chic doesn't want it - but doesn't want him to have it either.

And part, I think, is just familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (JtBPN)

258 The Throb Squad.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (OWo/o)

259 So how long until the Sally Strutherness sets in? Molly needs to bank some cash - quick.
=======

For just pennies a day - the price of a cup of coffee - you can provide marriage-saving and enhancing sex to a starving couple.

Please call. Today.

Posted by: Future Sally at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

260 Her future divorce attorney is going to have a field day with this interview. So will their children's therapist(s).

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

261 THE COSBY SHOW

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

262 I saw Railed By An Amateur Weekend Volleyball Team open for Mannheim Steamroller at the Omni in '99.

I was in section L7.
Posted by: Hands


Srsly? I was in C4.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (Z65m4)

263 >>>247 I hope ace does a post about Obama having the nerve to say presidents shouldn't watch tv or read social media.

I saw that this morning. Thought I'd woken up in the BerenSTEIN Universe where Mandela died in the 80s and Sinbad was in a genie movie.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (datdl)

264 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
1m
IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER ZARIF LEAVING FOR NEW YORK ON FRIDAY TO ATTEND U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY - MINISTRY SPOKESMAN

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)

265 247 I hope ace does a post about Obama having the nerve to say presidents shouldn't watch tv or read social media.
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 01:37 PM (KNsKs)

He who called HBO to get GOT etc before it came out

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (JFO2v)

266 Dude's a Canadian so he probably likes to wear blackface while he watches his wife getting railed.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (n8Jib)

267 223
Jeez, beyond 150 and no one has said she's a 1 on the Scogg Dog scale?



It's like I don't even ...

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (XU0ql)

@23

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (jYnPD)

268 He's hideous and she's average.

I don't care who they screw. Their marriage is a sham and they will be divorced in 6 months.

God will judge them accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (OWo/o)

269 Don't think for a second she'd make a gud GOP candidate, Arizona

@thehill 18m
Arizona Democratic Party will vote on a resolution to censure Sinema in January http://hill.cm/pFPIOCN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (v2wun)

270 DIFF'RENT STROKES

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (ZWeG7)

271 Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)

Everything okay at your house? Was watching the news while the brakes were getting fixed and the weather north of Houston was all they were talking about.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (uquGJ)

272 ChadPergram's avatar
Chad Pergram @ChadPergram
14m
Schitt on the intel community "complaint" filed w/IG "likely involves president or those around him"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (BqBId)

273 "Mad About You, and You, and You, and. . . "

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (bDqIh)

274 226 "That's one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn't get that and yet she has to witness it. I'm like, 'Come on, what about this chick who's obviously really into me?' And Mollie will say, 'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'

A chick who's really into him?

I could've lost a lot of money betting against that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (cK+AV)

Money and fame are huge aphrodisiacs.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

275

Barbara Bach and both of her sweater beasts are on TCM tonight with Bond.

Followed by the equally gorgeous Carol Bouquet, and the annoying jail bait Lynn-Holly Johnson

Posted by: Top Gum at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (UFLLM)

276 Gave it to Beaver

Posted by: David French at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (2dnQU)

277 One of the best parts about marriage is no longer needing to worry about STDs.



Don't go "all in" on that. Just sayin.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (Z65m4)

278 I think the overall tone of the interview suggests that he just wanted to rail other women, and she's going allong with it. Maybe taking one for the team to get him access to other men's wives.

Jonah, on the other hand, totally wants to sit in the corner and watch while, "the Lovely Jessica" takes the UPS driver from one end and the pool boy from the other.

Posted by: RichieC at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (838ff)

279 Call it Wagon Train.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (yRAFu)

280 >>Her future divorce attorney is going to have a field day with this interview


And her orifices.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (ZWeG7)

281 "I'm gas and she's brakes"

Ok, but who's actually steering the car?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (KUaJL)

282 253 Are feminists pro-this?

Because this sure does seem like a sh*tty way to treat women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (9nhoD)



For the Leftist femi(commu)nists, the goal is to destroy the traditional family and as a result increase dependence upon the state. This is JUST FINE with them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

283 GOOD TIMES!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (OWo/o)

284 So...a cuck and a slut...

Posted by: Bob at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (a24h/)

285 HER THREE SONS
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:33 PM (ZWeG7)

The Loosie Show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (jEgzt)

286 Jeez, beyond 150 and no one has said she's a 1 on the Scogg Dog scale?

--

I always kind of figured the Scogg Dog Scale was only calibrated for situations where it wasn't obvious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (9nhoD)

287 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (v2wun)

Not going to do something crazy like read the article, of course. Does it say why they're waiting until January?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (uquGJ)

288 ohn Cardillo
@johncardillo
When you dig into the IC whistleblower story, you realize it's a big nothing.

An accusation against somone from "outside the IC," with anonymous source "former officials" claiming it's Trump.

Another junk #fakenews story

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)

289 217 There's a reason a shit-pot of divorce goes down now as soon as the kids are out of the house. Especially if at least one of the two still wants to be sexually active.



I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

I lived through this for a good long time. I think many a marriage would be saved if more women thought as you do.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

290 Ball in the Family

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

291
Tell me again how Silicon Valley is home to the smartest on the planet. Go on...
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Is "Silicon Valley" a TV show or something?
Or is he a star in silicon valley computer stuff?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (aKsyK)

292 Look, all us Canucks are fucked up. Some of us wear blackface, some of us like watching our wives triple teamed by Paolos.

Don't hate us!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (FiUMj)

293 Ok, but who's actually steering the car?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:40 PM (KUaJL)


Could it be.........SATAN!!??

Posted by: Church Lady at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (OWo/o)

294 Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
It must be so weird to be a semi-star. This guy isn't some sort of ghoul or monster, but he strikes me as ... average, I guess. His wife is definitely pretty. In any normal context, she'd be the one who had all the opportunities to cheat or swing or whatever if she wanted.

He's a "star" though, and so there's no shortage of women who want to bed him for apparently no other reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (e/H31)

295 Running that Train, High on Cocaine

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)

296 60's/70's:

"I Dream of Jeannies"

"The Brady Gang Bang"

"Ho's Heroes"





Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (iw59Q)

297 So...a cuck and a slut...

walk into a bar. 27 zippers go down while she gets warmed up, and he is pelted with beer mugs.

Posted by: Top Gum at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (UFLLM)

298 This is the story of Krystern Gillanbrand, isn't it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

299 >>You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.


Couple Minutes!?

Look who is bragging to all the ettes...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (ZWeG7)

300 THOMAS THE SKANK ENGINE

Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (786Ro)

301 This swingers thing is a whole bit on the Howard Stern Show with one of his staff members . Coincidentally the staff member is a former member of the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show who is infamous for letting Hulk Hogan bang his wife and filming it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (lQSMb)

302 speaking of swinging, Picard, Seven of Nine, and Data are getting the band back together.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (nFwvY)

303 She's a costume designer. Heh heh

I too am fond of costumes, in a colourful way.....

Posted by: PM Zoolander at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (Y96Po)

304 An accusation against somone from "outside the IC," with anonymous source "former officials" claiming it's Trump.

Another junk #fakenews story
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)
__

I heard there was a sharpie involved too!!! So it will stay in the headlines for 3 weeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (FiUMj)

305 Ball in the Family

Posted by: joncelli



Three's Company

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (Z65m4)

306 I really don't understand why they feel the need to share this with the public. (I can guess)

Whatever floats your boat. I believe that ultimately the marriage isn't going to work, whether they "swing" or not. If you need others in that part of your life, then there is something wrong. Period.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (/rsCS)

307 Call it South Pork.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (cK+AV)

308 Is "Silicon Valley" a TV show or something?
Or is he a star in silicon valley computer stuff?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (aKsyK)

He's a star of the TV show Silicon Valley, not that it makes much of a difference.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (O4YGa)

309
And part, I think, is just familiarity breeds contempt.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (JtBPN)


From women talk, they're trying to show that they're "mad" about not being valued enough by the guy. I usually tell them that they're definitely not valued if they withhold sex, because the reason men get married is to have available sex and if you quit providing it, there's little point to you and usually a lot of expense. They conflate "luv" (or more fulfill my expectations of what I think you'd do if you luved me) and sex. Sex is like food, water, air, bathing, etc. It's a physical act that HELPS a marriage. Withholding is you trying to damage the marriage ON PURPOSE. And I guarantee you that the guy had NO IDEA what you're trying to do except humiliate him and make him sad.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (nRWPy)

310 McHale's Gravy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (jYnPD)

311 "Their Pegs"?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

312 I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

I lived through this for a good long time. I think many a marriage would be saved if more women thought as you do.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

--

Yep. It's literally written right there in the same Bible where they take the "love is..." filler, and I didn't hear about it until I was middle aged.

Way to go, preachers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (9nhoD)

313 Groin Pains
Shtup by Shtup
Two Guys, a Girl and the Chicago Bulls starting line up.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (datdl)

314 Swing Low,
Sweet Chariot

Posted by: Buckwheat Trudeau at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (kLDv+)

315 163 129 Why bother getting married?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2019 01:20 PM (dKiJG)

IKR

Got married to a Film makeup supervisor when I was 21.
She was home maybe 2 months a year
I was antique dealer, going to Europe 5 times a year
We saw each other about 1 month a year
Fun for a while but what's the point of being married.
Been married to Mrs Redacted for 30 yrs
A woman who demands that I am a good person
a lot happier

Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (AQBtr)

316 The question of why did he reveal this is obvious: it's a promo for the series he's writing on the subject. Who knows if they're even swingers or not? This is just a marketing play.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (FiUMj)

317 She's a pretty woman stuck with that pathetic cuck. Cripes lady, show some respect for yourself and dump that soy-based douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (bkUtD)

318 "I just like it. I'm sexual."

I could have gone all day without learning that.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (xjiRE)

319 Two and a Half Men.

Oh, wait, that's already been taken.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (cK+AV)

320 How long can you dine out on being an uncomfortable spokesman for Verizon advertisements? Is this a career? I have a feeling he will end up like that guy who was famous for doing song and dance for Dr. Pepper. That guy was actually talented. This guy is just creepy and in need of a shave.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (yRAFu)

321 >>I really don't understand why they feel the need to share this with the public. (I can guess)

A. This is a Playboy interview
B. He's pimping a possible tv show based on it

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

322 "This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."

It's called Pre-nuptial Agreement. The basic plot is an average looking, highly paid, nerd finds a hot wife. Since she has no real incentive to stay other than financial, he allows her to play around.

Posted by: Wendy at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (bpemY)

323 302 speaking of swinging, Picard, Seven of Nine, and Data are getting the band back together.
Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:42 PM (nFwvY)



Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (ujg0T)

324 "Can You Feel Me Now?"

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (ZWeG7)

325 Ewwwww......

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (zL/eJ)

326 1h
SAUDI-LED COALITION SAYS INTERCEPTS AND DESTROYS EXPLOSIVE LADEN BOAT LAUNCHED BY YEMEN'S HOUTHIS FROM HODEIDAH PORT - ARABIYA TV

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

327 Will the series include a laugh track or be in front of a live audience? Wait, yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (iw59Q)

328 And Mollie will say, 'Yeah, she's into you. Where do I fit in?'

Honey, honey, your parents TOLD you not to marry him, amirite?

Posted by: Flyover's newest and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (B5K06)

329 >>>How long can you dine out on being an uncomfortable spokesman for Verizon advertisements? Is this a career?



Better than "Paul" the former Verizon tool who now works for Sprint, I think. God I despise that smirk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (bkUtD)

330 306
I really don't understand why they feel the need to share this with the public. (I can guess)



Whatever floats your boat. I believe that ultimately the marriage
isn't going to work, whether they "swing" or not. If you need others in
that part of your life, then there is something wrong. Period.





Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (/rsC
+++
Thanksgiving with the family must be a hoot - "Mom, Dad the world knows and is talking about our kinky sex life, pass the potatoes".

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (9+jnX)

331 I think many a marriage would be saved if more women thought as you do.



Most women are stupid and selfish. Not all, but most. There, I said it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (nRWPy)

332 Isn't this strange. 15 years ago a guy supposedly wanting to swing with his wife, Jack Ryan, was a big enough of a deal that Democrats fought tooth and nail to get divorce records unsealed, but nowadays, the left is totes okay with it.


It's seems that society has become more like a Cinemax After Dark world than ever before.


I wonder if it has to do with the Millennials being the offspring of Baby Boomers?

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (I8FKK)

333 Everybody Loves Anal

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (jYnPD)

334 It's going to morph into "Murder, She Wrote."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (cK+AV)

335 The more I have to scroll past their photo after refreshing the page the more I feel sorry for her.

"Hey Mom, don't read this month's Rolling Stone, okay? Just don't, please."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (9nhoD)

336 It's like I don't even ...

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2019 01:35 PM (XU0ql)

@23
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (jYnPD)

Ok, flounder. Thanks for being gentle.

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (XU0ql)

337 @thehill 18m
Arizona Democratic Party will vote on a resolution to censure Sinema in January http://hill.cm/pFPIOCN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (v2wun)

Spanking would be appropriate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (jEgzt)

338 is he some kind of Hobbit ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

339 63 "Swinging has saved our marriage " = she'll leave me if I try to stop her from banging other guys
Posted by: Josephistan at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (Izzlo)



"Speaking as a child of the '70s..." in a good many of these situations, it was the husband who wanted to bring another woman into the mix.

That typically did not end well for the kids of such a marriage either. Pray these people are fixed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (ujg0T)

340 2m
Michael Gaeta is about to become a house hold name. Check out his links to Victoria Nuland, Joseph Mifsud and Christopher Steele. Good job, Judicial Watch!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (BqBId)

341 330 Thanksgiving with the family must be a hoot - "Mom, Dad the world knows and is talking about our kinky sex life, pass the potatoes".
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (9+jnX)

HAHAHAHA....so true.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (/rsCS)

342 Groin Pains
Shtup by Shtup
Two Guys, a Girl and the Chicago Bulls starting line up.
Posted by: El Kabong


Love American Style
Love Boat

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (Z65m4)

343 >>>I really don't understand why they feel the need to share this with the public. (I can guess)


"The shame is part of the kink."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (bkUtD)

344 Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (yRAFu)

Dr Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (lQSMb)

345 "Hey-Watch!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

346 326 1h
SAUDI-LED COALITION SAYS INTERCEPTS AND DESTROYS EXPLOSIVE LADEN BOAT LAUNCHED BY YEMEN'S HOUTHIS FROM HODEIDAH PORT - ARABIYA TV
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

The Iranians REALLY want US retaliation, don't they?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

347 From women talk, they're trying to show that they're "mad" about not being valued enough by the guy.

I'll buy that it some cases.

In others - I swear a think sex was just an unwelcome chore for some women, and once married for a while, those women assumed the chore no longer necessary and they were owed his companionship and loyalty.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (JtBPN)

348
Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


Yeah, we would have had Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (aKsyK)

349 is he some kind of Hobbit ?

Posted by: Somewhere
>>
Hey!

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (yuEZw)

350 Not going to do something crazy like read the article, of course. Does it say why they're waiting until January?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


"However, it submitted the resolution too late for it to be put to a vote at the Saturday meeting of the party, according to party spokesperson Matt Grodsky."

* fart noises here *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (v2wun)

351 Honeymoon episode: Hawaii 50

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (Y96Po)

352 Everyone is "sexual," dumbass.


He thinks he's special.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (nRWPy)

353 I though this show was already on the air with funnier actors. It's called Sling TV commercials.


bring your mom!

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

354 Bewatched.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:48 PM (jYnPD)

355 Thanksgiving with the family must be a hoot - "Mom, Dad the world knows and is talking about our kinky sex life, pass the potatoes".
Posted by: washrivergal


"Son, I saw your wife the other day. IYKWIMAIKTYD"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (Z65m4)

356 Holy crap, is he the gay manbun from the Verizon commercials who doesn't seem to know how to doubleknot his shoes?

This guy is a multimillionaire with cheating privileges on a 1+ wife?

Holy crap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (9nhoD)

357 Well, being a cuck myself, I have to say I would not mind the benefits if I could get them. I should have pulled the fucking trigger on myself rather than live through this.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (m/owh)

358 Michael Gaeta is about to become a house hold name.
Check out his links to Victoria Nuland, Joseph Mifsud and Christopher
Steele. Good job, Judicial Watch!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (BqBId)

Victoria Nuland, Joseph Mifsud and Christopher
Steele aren't household names for the majority of people, why should that new one be?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

359 Guy has a bad case of neckbeard. That tells you all you need to know about him.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (T6t7i)

360 61 It starts all innocent, with a Volleyball Team.

Next thing you know, there's an NBA Team in your kitchen.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (ZWeG7)


Soul Train?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (cK+AV)

361 According to the interwebs dud is worth $7M. So not too shabby and if he's smart, can be set for life with prudent investing even if he never works another day past the end of the show's run, which is this year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)

362 I'm a pretty good at Volleyball, nerd. Have wifey call me.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (BRpqW)

363 That 70's Porn

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (OWo/o)

364 Okay, now that I know that, I'll ask what I always ask about actors:

Who is he related to?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:49 PM (9nhoD)

365 Thanksgiving with the family must be a hoot - "Mom, Dad the world knows and is talking about our kinky sex life, pass the potatoes".
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (9+jnX)

HAHAHAHA....so true.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor


More stuffing?

Posted by: zombie Norman Rockwell at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (Y96Po)

366 "Scarecrow and Mrs. Queen"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

367 Their unborn children should sue for parental divorce.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (m/Gc2)

368 In others - I swear a think sex was just an unwelcome chore for some women, and once married for a while, those women assumed the chore no longer necessary and they were owed his companionship and loyalty.



Frigidity is a real thing.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (nRWPy)

369 >>According to the interwebs dud is worth $7M. So not too shabby and if he's smart, can be set for life with prudent investing even if he never works another day past the end of the show's run


He's gonna need a LOT of Topical Cremes.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ZWeG7)

370 348
Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Yeah, we would have had Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (aKsyK)



Would we? I think she is so shrill that even McLame would beat her.

Then again, we would have had the continuing Uniparty, so maybe all is well that ends well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ujg0T)

371 Holy crap, is he the gay manbun from the Verizon commercials who doesn't seem to know how to doubleknot his shoes?

This guy is a multimillionaire with cheating privileges on a 1+ wife?

Holy crap.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Who's stupid now?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (Z65m4)

372 Bedicked. Staring Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Dick Magnum, Dick Steele, Dick Stone and Dick Everest.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (datdl)

373 Wonder what the shoe they're making will be called?

Thirty-Three's Company
Horny-Days
Team Time

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (V/f/L)

374 Yep. It's literally written right there in the same Bible where they take the "love is..." filler, and I didn't hear about it until I was middle aged.

Way to go, preachers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 19, 2019 01:44 PM (9nhoD)

That's a big problem. Another big problem is preachers/churches are so in love with the idealized concept of marriage that they don't stop to think about whether it's a good idea for YOU and the person you're thinking about marrying, counseling you on the downsides and problems, etc. It's all OH THE WONDERFUL MYSTICAL UNION!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs)

375 Dr Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

Wasn't he the lead in that werewolf movie that Landis directed?

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (yb6r+)

376 So a guy whose marketable skill is "pretending to act smart" and he goes on a power trip and insists that he indulge every sexual desire with anyone who catches his fancy, despite his vows he made to his (gorgeous) wife.

Tell me again why Judeo-Christian morality is bad for women.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)

377 Married with Problems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (jYnPD)

378 Chinese trade negotiators are going to visit American farms after their Washington meetings. True story.


Socialism is all the rage among Democrats, so these guys thought they'd test the election waters and see if their is support for a Chinese candidate among Democrats looking for a nominee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (NVYyb)

379 He's a star of the TV show Silicon Valley, not that it makes much of a difference.

The difference is that as the star of a TV show, he plausibly does have chicks throwing themselves at him. The other way, not unless he's rich.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (ZGrMX)

380 Last Man Standing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (cK+AV)

381 Magnum TnA

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (kLDv+)

382 You know...I didn't need him to tell me about his private life to know he was a cuck.

Just looking at his picture was all I needed.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (datdl)

383 269 Don't think for a second she'd make a gud GOP candidate, Arizona

@thehill 18m
Arizona Democratic Party will vote on a resolution to censure Sinema in January http://hill.cm/pFPIOCN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2019 01:39 PM (v2wun)



The Demunists of AZ are unhappy with their Senator for not being Commiecrat enough.

In Arizona.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (ujg0T)

384 372 Bedicked. Staring Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Dick Magnum, Dick Steele, Dick Stone and Dick Everest.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (datdl)

With Big McLargeHuge as the Beaver!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

385 370 348
Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Yeah, we would have had Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2019 01:47 PM (aKsyK)


Would we? I think she is so shrill that even McLame would beat her.

Then again, we would have had the continuing Uniparty, so maybe all is well that ends well.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ujg0T)

Janeway mapped out all the timelines. this one is as good as it gets.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (nFwvY)

386 Just heard it from a friend mind you but the cuck always ends up grabbing at your junk, one way or another

that's what they're actually into

so I've been told

Posted by: REDACTED at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (AQBtr)

387 SAUDI-LED COALITION SAYS INTERCEPTS AND DESTROYS EXPLOSIVE LADEN BOAT LAUNCHED BY YEMEN'S HOUTHIS FROM HODEIDAH PORT - ARABIYA TV
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

If they blew all to ratshit, would that qualify as Hodeidah Doody"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (jEgzt)

388 This sounds like a case of Click Bait to me.

Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (uLuPn)

389 http://bit.ly/2AxGoMs
*******
Another One! Video of Justin Trudeau in Blackface in Third Instance of Racist Dress to Surface in a 12-Hour Period
********
seems weird all of this comes out after Intel guy gets arrested

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (BqBId)

390 312 I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (n

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Couple minutes?

Posted by: MAGA at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (g+akq)

391 Dr Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

Wasn't he the lead in that werewolf movie that Landis directed?
Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (yb6r

That was his one hit movie. An American Werewolf in London.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (lQSMb)

392 375 Dr Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.

Everyone remembers American Werewolf in London, but don't be dissing Hot Dog.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (IIOyJ)

393 50 Shades of Gray Areas

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (Y96Po)

394 331 I think many a marriage would be saved if more women thought as you do.



Most women are stupid and selfish. Not all, but most. There, I said it.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (nRWPy)

So, you aren't a card-carrying member of the feminist sisterhood, I'm guessing. LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

395 C-Span -3 has a hearing on violence online with people from Facebook, Google and the rest of the evil empire.
I'm yelling at the screen because not one of the Republicans is raising the censorship issue..

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (11H2y)

396 Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 01:45 PM (yRAFu)

THAT'S why he looks familiar. I have never even heard of the show, but I kept think "I know this guy"

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ra+Jd)

397 The Demunists of AZ are unhappy with their Senator for not being Commiecrat enough.

She stands accused of only voting against Trump 84% of the time. Which is the most hilarious part.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

398 Bedicked. Staring Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Dick Magnum, Dick Steele, Dick Stone and Dick Everest.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (datdl)
********
you forgot the guy from the International drug testing Dick Pound

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (BqBId)

399 >>seems weird all of this comes out after Intel guy gets arrested


Heh, good point!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

400 378
Chinese trade negotiators are going to visit American farms after their Washington meetings. True story.



They have no choice. Their pork and soybean crops are tanking, and they've got 1.5B mouths to feed. As usual, Trump's timing is exquisite. For all I know, he released the swine virus in China.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (T6t7i)

401 You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (n



--------



Couple minutes?





Posted by: MAGA at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (g+akq)

You don't even have to put down your book.

Posted by: Antwon Brown at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jYnPD)

402 So, you aren't a card-carrying member of the feminist sisterhood, I'm guessing. LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

---

She's an 'ette.

Duh.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (RU4sa)

403 This dude's picture is in the Oxford Dictionary next to the entry for "Hipster Douchebag".

The only surprising thing about this story is that it took so long for the cuckolding thing to be revealed.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (xgyDD)

404 368 In others - I swear a think sex was just an unwelcome chore for some women, and once married for a while, those women assumed the chore no longer necessary and they were owed his companionship and loyalty.

Or gets used as a tool of manipulation, punishment and behavior modification. Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

405 Star Trek: Bang My Wife

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (OWo/o)

406 391 Dr Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

Wasn't he the lead in that werewolf movie that Landis directed?
Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 01:51 PM (yb6r

That was his one hit movie. An American Werewolf in London.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

Makin' It

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (nFwvY)

407 Sounds like true love.

So glad this solidifies CNN's investigative journalism credentials.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (JoUsr)

408 And I guarantee you that the guy had NO IDEA what you're trying to do except humiliate him and make him sad.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:43 PM (nRWPy)

This ^^^^^

Posted by: Flyover's newest and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (B5K06)

409 You don't even have to put down your book.
Posted by: Antwon Brown at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jYnPD)

Yeah, but that's impolite.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (nRWPy)

410 402 So, you aren't a card-carrying member of the feminist sisterhood, I'm guessing. LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

---

She's an 'ette.

Duh.
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (RU4sa)

The world needs more 'ettes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

411 One or the other is going to flip. Right now they're out for test drives Will not end well.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (9+jnX)

412 Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.

Everyone remembers American Werewolf in London, but don't be dissing Hot Dog.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (IIOyJ)

I remember. The T&A.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (lQSMb)

413 Star Trek: Bang My Wife......................... PLEASE
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (OWo/o)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (BqBId)

414 " I'm sexual."

Every guy says that

Posted by: Blanco at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (mgx4p)

415 >>You don't even have to put down your book.

*Smacks Ass*

Read it Out Loud!

*Smacks Ass*

Do the Voices!

*Smacks Ass*

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (ZWeG7)

416 390 312 I've never understood this. Just have sex if your spouse wants to have sex, who cares. It's not like you haven't done it before, there's no additional commitment, it's risk free. You can get back to your book in a couple minutes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:34 PM (n

--------

Couple minutes?

Posted by: MAGA at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (g+akq)

Must be the Viagra.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (Izzlo)

417 Home Engorgement

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (xPJvm)

418 Dems expect party allegiance. When they don't get it they let you know it in no uncertain terms.

Republicans on the other hand trip all over themselves to congratulate "mavericks" who stab their party in the back.

Gee I wonder which strategy works best in the long run to achieve party goals.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (FiUMj)

419 I have no doubt she's doing very well at the swingers club. The couple wants her, and he's unfortunately part of the package, so I imagine he gets a bit of quick courtesy attention before he's summarily ignored by the other 3 for the rest of the session

Posted by: Traddy at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (GSJcT)

420 Makin' It
Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (n

That was his one hit wonder song.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (lQSMb)

421 *Smacks Ass*

Read it Out Loud!

*Smacks Ass*

Do the Voices!

*Smacks Ass*

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (ZWeG7)

---

*wipes screen*

Dammit, garrett.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RU4sa)

422 It seems I am very late to this thread ... volleyball practice.

Posted by: The Paulo at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (vWMNq)

423 But is she embarrassed to go #2 at work?

Posted by: The Corrupt New York Times at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (4Eo4+)

424 "405 Star Trek: Bang My Wife"

Amazon offers it at a discounted rate if you also buy the author's "Liberal Fascism."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (iw59Q)

425 409 You don't even have to put down your book.
Posted by: Antwon Brown at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jYnPD)

Yeah, but that's impolite.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (nRWPy)

Must I put down my pastrami sandwich?

Posted by: George Costanza at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (Izzlo)

426 292 Look, all us Canucks are fucked up. Some of us wear blackface, some of us like watching our wives triple teamed by Paolos.

Don't hate us!


At least you gave us Rush. The other Rush. And poutine. You still have to answer for Bieber though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (u//oP)

427 You don't even have to put down your book.
Posted by: Antwon Brown at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jYnPD)

Yeah, but that's impolite.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name


Not if he quizzes you about what you're reading. An oral exam.....

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (Y96Po)

428 415 >>You don't even have to put down your book.

You can leave your hat on

Posted by: Joe Cucker at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (nFwvY)

429 The comedy series will be called Love Boat 2, and will star Bill Krystol as Middleitch and Jonah Goldberg's whore wife as Middleitch's whore wife.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (xgyDD)

430 *Smacks Ass*

Show me the Picture

*Smacks Ass*
*Smacks Ass*

SHOW ME THE PICTURE!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (ZWeG7)

431 Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (ZWeG7)


lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (jYnPD)

432 Canada needs to have a national conversation about their legacy of slavery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

433 A perv from Pervywood admits to being a perv?

Shocked, I am not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (pw+jk)

434 C-Span -3 has a hearing on violence online with people from Facebook, Google and the rest of the evil empire.

I'm yelling at the screen because not one of the Republicans is raising the censorship issue..
Posted by: vivi


They're for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (Z65m4)

435 Middleditch.

Middlebitch.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (RU4sa)

436 398 Bedicked. Staring Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Dick Magnum, Dick Steele, Dick Stone and Dick Everest.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2019 01:50 PM (datdl)
********
you forgot the guy from the International drug testing Dick Pound

Hey what about us?

Posted by: Dicks Van Patton and Van Dyke at September 19, 2019 01:58 PM (u//oP)

437
If you don't enjoy having sex with each other,

you're doing marriage wrong.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2019 01:58 PM (n8Jib)

438 Dr Pepper guy was also in a particularly good Seinfeld....

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 01:58 PM (KNsKs)

439 Janeway mapped out all the timelines. this one is as good as it gets.
Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (nFwvY)


I thought Dr Strange did that...

Posted by: Flyover's newest and improved nic at September 19, 2019 01:58 PM (B5K06)

440 420 Makin' It
Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 01:54 PM (n

That was his one hit wonder song.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

and his rapidly canceled TV show

Posted by: Joe Cucker at September 19, 2019 01:58 PM (nFwvY)

441 397 The Demunists of AZ are unhappy with their Senator for not being Commiecrat enough.

She stands accused of only voting against Trump 84% of the time. Which is the most hilarious part.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

They've got a right to be mad - she votes a lot more conservative than Jeff Flake ever did!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)

442 She likes watching him get pegged, right?

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (yQw8t)

443 At least you gave us Rush. The other Rush. And poutine. You still have to answer for Bieber though.

William Shatner's acceptable too.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (ZGrMX)

444 This post speaks to me, yet again.

Btw, if you dare call me a "cuck" (and you don't know what a "cuck" is, lol!), I'll sue you.

I'LL SUE ALL OF YOU!!!

Posted by: Maddox at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (LhK3i)

445 Middleditch.



Middlebitch.

Posted by: SMH
>>
Did someone say Middle Earth?

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (yuEZw)

446 God bless ya, dagny. You should be a marital therapist.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

447 Missionary? Impossible

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (2dnQU)

448


Give her over to Ed Buck...

Or him as it were. Shrink wrap and heat, along with meth.

That's Hollywood for ya.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (CEmDw)

449 Pop up books can lend an air of whimsy to the proceedings......

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Y96Po)

450 Their divorce lawyers can just phone it in.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Ciifn)

451 At least you gave us Rush. The other Rush. And poutine. You still have to answer for Bieber though.

William Shatner's acceptable too.

--

And Triumph.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (JoUsr)

452 At least you gave us Rush. The other Rush. And poutine. You still have to answer for Bieber though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 01:56 PM (u//oP)


And SHATNER!

Posted by: Flyover's newest and improved nic at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (B5K06)

453 Dr Pepper guy went to TC Williams HS of "Remember the Titans" fame in the 70s.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (nRWPy)

454 430
*Smacks Ass*



Show me the Picture



*Smacks Ass*

*Smacks Ass*



SHOW ME THE PICTURE!





Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (ZWeG7)

WHO'S KING OF ALL THE WILD THINGS?!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (jYnPD)

455
This guy is utterly fascinating -- to himself.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (t5m5e)

456 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (JoUsr


Great taste, Lady!

Posted by: Flyover's newest and improved nic at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (B5K06)

457 Balls Deep Space Seven of Nine

Posted by: x at September 19, 2019 02:01 PM (nFwvY)

458 Dr Pepper guy went to TC Williams HS of "Remember the Titans" fame in the 70s.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM (nRWPy)


He was the star of "American Werewolf in London".

So....he had his shot.

And I think he was in some TV show.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2019 02:01 PM (n8Jib)

459 Great taste, Lady!
=========

That's what he said.

Posted by: Cucked Douchebag at September 19, 2019 02:01 PM (vg8iE)

460 He looks as if he'd smell stale - hose him down!

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

461 Dick Trickle

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (UWzjE)

462 Most women are stupid and selfish. Not all, but most. There, I said it.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 01:46 PM (nRWPy)

I think some women are stupid and selfish. I think some women use sex as a weapon, too.

But I also think some women undergo some kind of hormonal changes after childbirth that cause them to lose interest in sex. And I think with the advent of 24/7 access to porn, men are no longer satisfied with what we used to call mercy fucks, and want an entire production with all the bells and whistles each and every time they get laid, which also complicates things.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ra+Jd)

463 Smacks Ass*



Show me the Picture



*Smacks Ass*

*Smacks Ass*



SHOW ME THE PICTURE!





Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 01:57 PM (ZWeG7)

WHO'S KING OF ALL THE WILD THINGS?!
Posted by: flounder


For the last time, Spot has to leave the room!

Posted by: John, Jean and Judy at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Y96Po)

464 And Triumph.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:00 PM

& Bryan Adams, April Wine & Chillawack

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (BqBId)

465 Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Jack Ryan. But remember, this came from his divorce records unsealed by an obama friendly judge. So basically it*s the claims of his ex*s divorce lawyers. So only slightly more believable than anything the nyt would print.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (b2L/I)

466 458 Yet none of us remember his name...I think it is Michael Naughton maybe

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (KNsKs)

467 Car 69 Where Are You?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (OWo/o)

468 I think some women use sex as a weapon, too.
=======

Stop using sex as a weapon!

Posted by: Pat Benetar at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

469 460 He looks as if he'd smell stale - hose him down!
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

---

He looks like him and water are strangers.

Soap? Forget it.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (RU4sa)

470 460 He looks as if he'd smell stale - hose him down!
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

The Paolo's work is never done.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (Ciifn)

471 Ha! I just looked at Middleditch's picture. What a DORK!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (JoUsr)

472 Iowahawk nails the Trudeau matter

https://tinyurl.com/yy9y5gv6

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

473 At least you gave us Rush. The other Rush. And poutine. You still have to answer for Bieber though.

William Shatner's acceptable too.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM


It appears I need to step up my reminders I'm Canadian, too, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (r1fJX)

474 412
Pepper guy is the one hit wonder for movies.



Everyone remembers American Werewolf in London, but don't be dissing Hot Dog.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 19, 2019 01:52 PM (IIOyJ)



I remember. The TA.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 19, 2019 01:55 PM (lQSMb)



Jah, I had Sunnyside up, Sunnyside down, and Sunny all around.

Posted by: Rudi at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (I8FKK)

475 Was watching the news while the brakes were getting fixed and the weather north of Houston was all they were talking about.

ain't much better in SW Houston either. And it has been raining for several days so the grounds rotten. I predict trees and power lines, Some disassembly required.

Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (XTiHL)

476
Headline: "Something Is Killing the Universe's Most Extreme Galaxies"

https://tinyurl.com/y4hchxkv

"In the most extreme regions of the universe, galaxies are being killed. Their star formation is being shut down and astronomers want to know why.

The first ever Canadian-led large project on one of the world's leading telescopes is hoping to do just that. The new program, called the Virgo Environment Traced in Carbon Monoxide survey (VERTICO), is investigating, in brilliant detail, how galaxies are killed by their environment."

The reasons? Republicans. Trump. White Supremacy. Slavery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (7rVsF)

477 okay, Lion Ted is grilling the google/twitter/facebook oligarchs on CSpan 3.

He nailed 'em on working with China and not the US military.

Now he's on censorship. Twitter took down the feed of Mitch McConnell because he shared video of protestors outside his own house, threatening him...and Ted is asking Twitter's guy to explain it.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (11H2y)

478 68
This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."


It's called "Three's a Start."




Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (6kJ8E)

Eight isn't enough

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (5l6gb)

479 Jenny Agutter managed to get naked in every movie she was in I think.And that was a good thing.

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (KNsKs)

480 465 Speaking of "Seven Of Nine", IIRC if her real life husband didn't feel the need to show off his trophy wife in such a fashion, we would have been spared the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Jack Ryan. But remember, this came from his divorce records unsealed by an obama friendly judge. So basically it*s the claims of his ex*s divorce lawyers. So only slightly more believable than anything the nyt would print.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (b2L/I)



In Jeri's defense, she (and her divorce lawyers) did not want the records unsealed either. The Obamunists are slimy of course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (ujg0T)

481 Bryan Adams, April Wine & Chillawack
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (BqBId)


CHILLIWACK!

https://youtu.be/xfuo_1EDhKU

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (OWo/o)

482 I just don't get it.
Cucks have been the punchline of jokes since before The Canterbury Tales. Why is this suddenly a thing?


Posted by: Chuck C at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (UFsY2)

483 Virgo Environment Traced in Carbon Monoxide survey (VERTICO), is investigating, in brilliant detail, how galaxies are killed by their environment."
=======

Climate change, obviously.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (vg8iE)

484 446 God bless ya, dagny. You should be a marital therapist.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)


It's hard to counsel stupid and selfish. I have explained their mean dumb stuff to many of them over the years. I saved one marriage by secretly telling the husband that she's been fuming for years that he hadn't bought the last piece of her wedding ring set (she wanted a third band). I know the guy and was sure he had no clue. He got it and she quit bitching about him, Weirdest thing, like that was symbolic of the whole marriage. Stupid and selfish. If I had badly wanted a ring, I'd either buy it myself or say, "I want this ring." Clarity with men is important, mine don't do nuance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

485 I've only ever seen this narcissistic jackwagon in the Verizon commercials, and there I loathed him even before he opened his pie hole.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (QY0tR)

486 R*A*S*H

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (2dnQU)

487 Now he's on censorship. Twitter took down the feed of Mitch McConnell because he shared video of protestors outside his own house, threatening him...and Ted is asking Twitter's guy to explain it.

--

Lemme guess. The "privacy" of the protestors.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

488 Now he's on censorship. Twitter took down the feed of Mitch McConnell because he shared video of protestors outside his own house, threatening him...and Ted is asking Twitter's guy to explain it.
Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2019 02:04 PM (11H2y)


Stand up and shoot them all in the face. Take your chances. They've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (OWo/o)

489
They don't have a marriage to save, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (qUQI8)

490 Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ra+Jd)

I'll go with part of what you said - I am not interesting in a "mercy fuck". Especially when I have better options.

So, "why stay married" indeed. Not because the Bible tells me so, or it's another one of these stupid obligations others imagine I have but I don't personally feel.

Posted by: A Man Without a Party at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (JtBPN)

491 >> R*A*S*H



Oh,man - this thread is awesome!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ZWeG7)

492 I don't care what kind of protection you think you have, you are a walking petri dish. Gross. Also, if this is what saves a marriage....what is the marriage?

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

493 R*A*S*H
Posted by: Stu Podaso



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Z65m4)

494 Stop using sex as a weapon!
Posted by: Pat Benetar at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM


Wait...I thought love was a battlefield. Now I'm all confused.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

495 If you're married and fucking other people, you don't have a marriage; you have a joint checking account.

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (LTccB)

496 mine don't do nuance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

Can't do nuance when the only thing going through your head is boobs, boobs, boobs . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (jYnPD)

497 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.

Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

498
It's hard to counsel stupid and selfish. I have
explained their mean dumb stuff to many of them over the years. I saved
one marriage by secretly telling the husband that she's been fuming for
years that he hadn't bought the last piece of her wedding ring set (she
wanted a third band). I know the guy and was sure he had no clue. He got
it and she quit bitching about him, Weirdest thing, like that was
symbolic of the whole marriage. Stupid and selfish. If I had badly
wanted a ring, I'd either buy it myself or say, "I want this ring."
Clarity with men is important, mine don't do nuance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

+++
And they say men are shallow creatures.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9+jnX)

499 He's really unattractive.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

500 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
========

Ed's gonna get all the dark meat he could ever hope for....soon.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (vg8iE)

501 Back in the day, NYC had swingers clubs similar to gay bath houses. I wonder if they still exist, I bet they do, maybe more private clubs now, not just walk-ins.

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (z2dc/)

502 Ass Pirates of the Caribbean

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)

503 Also, if this is what saves a marriage....what is the marriage?
Posted by: Cheri

----

It "saves" a "marriage" if you're both degenerates.

It will disintegrate in short order.

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (LTccB)

504 Ok I looked up the Dr. Pepper Guy, you can't say he wasn't in any movies after AW, he was in Sharknado 5.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

505 Iowahawk nails the Trudeau matter

I'm the same age as Trudeau and I never thought blackface was a good idea, let alone 3 separate times. Dude's clearly some sort of racist, between that and his awful native-costume trip through India.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

506 i heard about this on the radio last night. The story is only he is a swinger, she is not.

Posted by: Little Brian at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZZEwZ)

507 >>Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.


Placed on Suicide Countdown

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZWeG7)

508 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.

Please.

No.

NoNoNoNoNo!

Posted by: Emmie at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (i/wJA)

509 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
========

Ed's gonna get all the dark meat he could ever hope for....soon.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



Put him on suicide watch. I dare ya'.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Z65m4)

510 Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ra+Jd)


Porn makes normal sex much more difficult for both men and women. Arousal and release is harder to achieve because they're sorta numb to it. Sex has to get more complicated and energetic and kinky to "get there." It's bad mojo.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (nRWPy)

511 Ed Buck on "suicide watch"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (u//oP)

512 Ahh, this story is part of the PR for their new show. I assume she will.be naked in it.

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (KET+B)

513 500 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
========

Ed's gonna get all the dark meat he could ever hope for....soon.


Don't tease me.

Posted by: Don LeMoan at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (BRpqW)

514 I'm sure people who can't figure out monogamous intimacy are doing GREAT trying to write together.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (yL25O)

515 Ed's gonna get all the dark meat he could ever hope for....soon.

Posted by: bicentennialguy

----

Until his guards fall asleep, the cameras malfunction, and he commits suicide.

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (LTccB)

516 497 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)


He got a death sentence?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (cK+AV)

517 497
OT:



Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.

Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

He Gone

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (5l6gb)

518 68 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together."


It's called "Three's a Start."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 19, 2019 01:19 PM (6kJ8E)

"With Six You Get Chlamydia"

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (vkS2Z)

519 494 Stop using sex as a weapon!
Posted by: Pat Benetar at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM

Wait...I thought love was a battlefield. Now I'm all confused.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

Love Burns in this case, I'll bet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ycWCI)

520 I got no respect for any guy after #4.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (u82oZ)

521 I think many a marriage would be saved if more women thought as you do.

_______

Women used to EXPECT that a wife should and WOULD honor a husband's feelings and requirements. It is the most fun part of honoring your husband if you're doing it right.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (jyJl/)

522 Eddie Five Angels is about to get the Tom Hagen visit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (u//oP)

523
Put him on suicide watch. I dare ya'.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Z65m4)


Does he have anything ON the Clinton's? He fund-raised for them, but did he drug up black homeless WITH Bill?

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (OWo/o)

524 >>> Sounds like a publicity stunt.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 19, 2019 01:18 PM (qEujL)

Yep that was my first thought too. Trying to drum up buzz so they can sell the pilot to a network. Marketing 101.

Posted by: Liz Lord at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (hvf9s)

525 "In the most extreme regions of the universe, galaxies are being killed. Their star formation is being shut down and astronomers want to know why."

---

"Didn't like them.

Sue me."

Posted by: God doing some housecleaning at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (RU4sa)

526 And they say men are shallow creatures.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9+jnX)


Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

527 I didn't know Playboy was still around.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

528 Posted by: A Man Without a Party at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (JtBPN)

I agree. Divorce is a sad thing, but it is certainly better than years of pure misery, I would think. I am not a particularly religious person, so I am not speaking to the moral aspects here. If there are children involved, it's even sadder, but there are ways to make that easier too, even if it's never ideal.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ra+Jd)

529 519
494 Stop using sex as a weapon!

Posted by: Pat Benetar at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM



Wait...I thought love was a battlefield. Now I'm all confused.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)



Love Burns in this case, I'll bet.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ycWCI)

And then it stinks.

Posted by: J. Giles at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (jYnPD)

530 499 He's really unattractive.
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

...

In every conceivable way.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (yL25O)

531 Clarity with men is important, mine don't do nuance.

Posted by: dagny


Men don't do nuance. You're an adult. Speak up.
(royal "you")

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Z65m4)

532 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)



And....... mort

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (M+Lyo)

533 Charlie's Anals

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:10 PM (5l6gb)

534 The Cuckship of Eddie's Father

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (OWo/o)

535 So thats what happened to his eyeballs.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (Osr+J)

536 The Free-Love Boat

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (u//oP)

537 The Great American Whore-o

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (OWo/o)

538 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

Suicide status: imminent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (jEgzt)

539 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (c1yAg)

540 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.

---

Dead man walking.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)

541 482 I just don't get it.
Cucks have been the punchline of jokes since before The Canterbury Tales. Why is this suddenly a thing?


Posted by: Chuck C at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (UFsY2)

In Trump's rainne
When the swich trolling did flow
Were mainy soi bois come to fruit
Then did they poosy hatters take to wife
And so the Paolo did with mainy a wife
Take the husband's parte, and then
Did husband come to be
The cuckolding type.

Posted by: joncelli Chaucer at September 19, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

542 516 497 OT:

Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

He got a death sentence?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (cK+AV)

...

At least Trump is saving one part of the Federal budget.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (yL25O)

543 Battlestar Cucklactate-a

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (OWo/o)

544 I'm the same age as Trudeau and I never thought blackface was a good idea, let alone 3 separate times. Dude's clearly some sort of racist, between that and his awful native-costume trip through India.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)


There's nothing wrong with blackface, or wearing a native costume, IMO. People need to get over themselves. Doing those things bespeaks a certain level of immaturity, but that's about all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (cK+AV)

545 Streetcock

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (5l6gb)

546 What a joke.

I almost feel sorry for them. One hot load and its The Herp for life.

Posted by: nip at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (Izot6)

547 Family Affairs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ejd/p)

548 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

His impending suicide will be widely mourned.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (N4xQB)

549 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

He got a death sentence?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (cK+AV)

Effectively.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (NFEMn)

550 543
Battlestar Cucklactate-a

Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2019 02:12 PM (OWo/o)

Battlestar Cloaca

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (5l6gb)

551 The dickweed at Twitter is Nick Pickles, the Public Policy Director. It's annoying that the senators are still on their colleague's censorship and not about banning speech they dislike.
Derek Slater is Google's Global director of Information policy. He's getting heat about Google working with China but not US military.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (11H2y)

552 This is actually the premise for a comedy series we're writing together.


Yeah, in the end I'm sure we'll be laughing, she'll be moaning, and he'll be crying.

Mark my words.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at September 19, 2019 02:13 PM (o/i/1)

553 476


Headline: "Something Is Killing the Universe's Most Extreme Galaxies"



https://tinyurl.com/y4hchxkv



"In the most extreme regions of the universe, galaxies are being
killed. Their star formation is being shut down and astronomers want to
know why.



The first ever Canadian-led large project on one of the world's
leading telescopes is hoping to do just that. The new program, called
the Virgo Environment Traced in Carbon Monoxide survey (VERTICO), is
investigating, in brilliant detail, how galaxies are killed by their
environment."



The reasons? Republicans. Trump. White Supremacy. Slavery.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2019 02:03 PM (7rVsF)


"Galaxies Being Destroyed: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit"

Posted by: New York Times at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (I8FKK)

554 Now he's on censorship. Twitter took down the feed of Mitch McConnell because he shared video of protestors outside his own house, threatening him...and Ted is asking Twitter's guy to explain it.
Posted by: vivi

Twitter has to have lawyers on staff who know how fast the Senate Majority leader can have their asses in front of a committee

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (KET+B)

555 Headline: "Something Is Killing the Universe's Most Extreme Galaxies"

Thanks is coming

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (KET+B)

556 Middleditch is not a very good looking guy. And he looks skeevy too. He looks manipulative . Probably very persuasive with a pretty big cock that he wants to show off.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)

557
I'll go with part of what you said - I am not interesting in a "mercy fuck". Especially when I have better options.


Except I don't think "mercy fucks" are that in a proper marriage. If you're not in the mood, and you love your husband and want to make him happy and loved, it's not mercy, it's love and kindness. It's just self-gift. Expecting a woman or man to be aroused at the drop of a pin everytime is ridiculous, but cooperating nicely even when you're not really up to it isn't "mercy," it's being loving.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:15 PM (nRWPy)

558 A guy will just bang anything if he has a green light.


The Green Lantern died of exhaustion

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (arJlL)

559 Thanos says thanks

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (KET+B)

560 I'm the same age as Trudeau and I never thought blackface was a good idea, let alone 3 separate times. Dude's clearly some sort of racist, between that and his awful native-costume trip through India.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

*************

Na

Im just cheap and lazy, then I got a fetish for leaving prints, and rolling in the snow.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Osr+J)

561 If Thunberg comes across as too creepy, she'll be memory-holed.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

562 David Naughton was the name of Dr. Pepper Guy. Like I said, he had talent and was photogenic. Verizon schitzoid guy not so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:17 PM (yRAFu)

563 A guy will just bang anything if he has a green light.


The Green Lantern died of exhaustion
Posted by: JT at September 19, 2019 02:16 PM (arJlL)

It must suck for all the guys stuck at the red light.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2019 02:18 PM (NFEMn)

564 Dagny, do you live in NOVA?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (yRAFu)

565 The people at twitter will fuck with Mitch McConnel in a way they would not have done to Chuck Schumer. And I don't think political bias explains all of it. They know what will have a tangible negative reaction.

What comes after Trump I hope is a lot meaner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (bENpt)

566 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.

Posted by: Hollywood



RIP

Posted by: Sharkman at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (xgyDD)

567 Its a Canadian thing you would not understand.

Like snorting maple syrup and dressing up like a beaver.


Posted by: Justin Trudeau I Did it Again at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Osr+J)

568 549 Ed Buck is being moved to federal custody.
Posted by: Hollywood gays for $100 at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m/Gc2)

He got a death sentence?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 02:09 PM (cK+AV)

Effectively.
-------------------------
Hope he gets the good linen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:20 PM (yRAFu)

569 Dagny, do you live in NOVA?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (yRAFu)

People's Republic of Alexandria City

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:22 PM (nRWPy)

570 569 Dagny, do you live in NOVA?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:19 PM (yRAFu)

People's Republic of Alexandria City
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I'm in Mount Vernon. We should get together. Bring a book.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2019 02:23 PM (yRAFu)

571 lol. I've had lunch with Weasel (who lives almost right behind me) and Bluebell. We can include you next time.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:27 PM (nRWPy)

572 501 Back in the day, NYC had swingers clubs similar to gay bath houses. I wonder if they still exist, I bet they do, maybe more private clubs now, not just walk-ins.
Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2019 02:08 PM (z2dc/)

>>>>They do exist. Some are membership clubs, some are just regular clubs that allow walk-ins but single men are charged a high cover fee and only a certain amount are allowed in (if at all)

Posted by: Traddy at September 19, 2019 02:29 PM (GSJcT)

573 554
Now he's on censorship. Twitter took down the feed of Mitch McConnell
because he shared video of protestors outside his own house, threatening
him...and Ted is asking Twitter's guy to explain it.

Posted by: vivi



Twitter has to have lawyers on staff who know how fast the Senate Majority leader can have their asses in front of a committee

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2019 02:14 PM (KET+B)


There's an old saying, "Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission".

Twitter knows that they will have a hearing like this that will get none of the coverage from the media like a video of protestors at Mitch's house will do. So, they ban Mitch's feed for a while, apologize, and then reinstate after the whole incident blows over, which it did.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at September 19, 2019 02:30 PM (I8FKK)

574 Tell us about your "Hate Has No Home Here" lawn sign Tom.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2019 02:34 PM (koNhm)

575 another example where the bible has the optimal solution

Posted by: dw at September 19, 2019 02:43 PM (stPAM)

576 I'll bang his wife. He can video it and send me a copy.

Posted by: fb at September 19, 2019 02:52 PM (JVEmw)

577 Mollie,
1.You're a beautiful young lady.
2.Leave this pos.
3.Go get your eye sight checked.
4.If that doesn't work ?
5.You must find the gypsy and have the spell removed.

Posted by: Jerome Patelunas II at September 19, 2019 03:21 PM (Hw4bz)

578 My wife screams during sex.

Usually when I walk in on her.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at September 19, 2019 03:36 PM (VzNZ/)

579 Could somebody do a safe link? I have no idea who these people are, and don't really want to give traffic to "The Wrap." But now I'm curious.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 04:44 PM (Vhkmw)

580 36 Saved their marriage ... of four years??

Kinda early to be talking about saving your marriage, isn't it?

Also kinda early to NEED to save your marriage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2019 01:17 PM (cK+AV)

Please tell me they don't have children.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 04:45 PM (Vhkmw)

581 256
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
1m
#BREAKING: US issued visa for Iranian delegation - including President Rouhani and Minister Zarif
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 19, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)

Perhaps they would enjoy some of Vlad's polonium tea while they are here.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 04:47 PM (Vhkmw)

582
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 19, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

+++
And they say men are shallow creatures.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9+jnX)

This is why I don't socialize with women.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 04:55 PM (Vhkmw)

583 234 I can see her getting plowed regularly. Him? He looks like a mosquito infested drainage ditch.
Posted by: budman

My guess is that's why one of his rules is they're "always together." His skeezy ass is the downside to that package deal.
Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2019 01:36 PM (yb6r+)

Woody Allen redux.

Posted by: didImessupagain at September 19, 2019 05:01 PM (Vhkmw)

584 American decline.

The problem with the world today is a man can go and publicly state that he and his wife are swingers and no male from the wife's side of the family has gone over and knocked his teeth out.

Sad!

Posted by: DJ3way at September 19, 2019 06:09 PM (bhPL1)

585 In a new twist, Mollie lets OTHER men grab her by the pussy in exchange for marrying a bank account.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 19, 2019 07:43 PM (Ad2sq)

586 "Yeah, in the end I'm sure we'll be laughing, she'll be moaning, and he'll be crying"

It will be a novelty story in 6-18 months: Hey remember that guy who was pimping his wife? Yah, that Mollie chick. she left him and clean out his bank accounts too.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 19, 2019 07:47 PM (Ad2sq)

587 I'm sure the 'Swinging Community' are thrilled that he is taking time out of his busy schedule to disappoint someone elses wife.

Posted by: STV at September 19, 2019 08:25 PM (Bff9N)

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