Ilhan Omar Tweeted To Her Father, Nur Said, Who Just Happens to Also Be Her Ex-Husband's Father. Then She Deleted The Tweet.

Ilhan Omar may have a different last name than her brother Elmi, but they share a father.

She denies this, but in 2013, she thanked "Allah" for a father like Nur Said.

Nur Said just happens to also be her ex-husband's father as well.

Recently she deleted this tweet. She sent out a flack to lie and claim Nur Said isn't her father's name, it's just a... nickname. It's just a nickname she uses for her father which just happens to also be the real legal name of her ex-husband's father.

Ilhan Omar has just deleted this tweet from 2013 that proves her father is Nur Said, which makes her Ilhan Nur Said (surnames are the fathers names in most Muslim/MENA countries), and that Ahmed Nur Said, who she married, is in fact her brother.

Why did you delete it, @IlhanMN!? pic.twitter.com/rRjwPyu2X7
— Imam Mohamad Tawhidi (@Imamofpeace) September 17, 2019

Your father is Nur Said?
Not: Nur Omar Mohamed?

So you’re Ilhan Nur Said?

And you married Ahmed Nur Said,

You married your brother.

(Most Americans don’t know that in most Muslim countries, the surname is actually the father’s name)

R E S I G N

Ilhan in 2013 👇🏽 BUSTED. https://t.co/qaHrmgnhHT
— Imam Mohamad Tawhidi (@Imamofpeace) September 17, 2019

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1 "She's her own grandpaw..."

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (DJFLF)

2 Sheeit

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (kS4cA)

3 Foist

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (heH44)

4 Send this evil bitch back to Somalia.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

5 That wrap around her head conceals a big ass egg sac.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (DJFLF)

6 It's a nur said, she said situation

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:47 PM (kS4cA)

7 3
Foist

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (heH44)
De-NIED

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:47 PM (DJFLF)

8 When I was in school, every third guy had the nickname of Nur Said.

Like "Tiny" or "Stretch".

Posted by: Miklos, called "El Guapo" at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ)

9 nuff said

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

10 This gets too damned confusin'!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (so+oy)

11 Listen to what the Sur said

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (kS4cA)

12 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (ClOmq)

13 Send her on the next plane to Mogadishu. Do not pass go, do not collect Congressional benefits.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (J+mig)

14 And yet.

In Congress.

/spit

Now you see why the Founder's did not give us a Democracy, nor did they want everyone to have the vote.

Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

15 She meant "He said", yeah. that's the answer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

16
You can't spell "incest" without "Islam".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (pNxlR)

17 Forget it, Jake.

It's Somali-town.

Nothing will come from this, because it's only those nut house right-wing bloggers in their pajamas writing about this.

Not serious people, like at the New York Times.

She easily gets re-elected in 2020.

And....this is how Republics die. Out in broad daylight, with stupid people in charge.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (vcOmj)

18 She's agrifter, lier, and ...

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (B5K06)

19 And yet nothing will happen to her

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (O2RFr)

20 When I was in school, every third guy had the nickname of Nur Said.

Like "Tiny" or "Stretch".

Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ALaia)

21

Yeah, but she's black, so it's ok for her to be this way dammit!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (CEmDw)

22 The deleted tweet says it all.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (JoUsr)

23 And I cannot spell.
...Liar.

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (B5K06)

24 *checks Google Translate*

Oh. "Nur Said" is the local Somali lingo for "Bubba".

Posted by: Miklos, linguistificating at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (QzkSJ)

25 One would think that a US Attorney might be interested in such an obvious case of fraud by a Member of Congress, but that only seems to happen when it's a Republican.

Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ZZDMQ)

26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (8w3qu)

27 Send her back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (jYnPD)

28 She put the brother in brotherfucker

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (2cfUo)

29 5 That wrap around her head conceals a big ass egg sac.
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:46 PM (DJFLF)

Centaurian Brain Slug.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (J+mig)

30 9 nuff said
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

Sho Nuff?

Posted by: Bruce Leroy at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

31

Glad you finally got this out there, Ace. This woman should be kicked out of Congress.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

32 Case closed: Ilhan "Omar," actually Ilhan Nur Said, entered the country
originally by fraud, posing under an assumed name, and then later
committed fraud again by marrying her actual biological brother.

Which appears to be perfectly legal, if her punishment is any indication.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (HaL55)

33 Listen to what the Sur said"

"you can hear the people say that love is blind..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)

34 According to well-known tenets of Sharia law, it's not incest if it gets you a green card.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (hdzef)

35 30 9 nuff said
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (786Ro)

Sho Nuff?
Posted by: Bruce Leroy at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

Who's the master?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

36 26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Did she claim that?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

37 Now you see why the Founder's did not give us a Democracy, nor did they want everyone to have the vote.
Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

^^^^^^
Yep.

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (B5K06)

38 Nur Said
Nurse Ed

Ed Buck is her father??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

39 Yes, but we still haven't settled the question of whether they schtupped.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

40 This is just a distraction from her being anti-American Marxist and a truly awful human being.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (1ISKN)

41 (Most Americans don't know that in most Muslim countries, the surname is actually the father's name)

I don't know about Somali custom but in Arab custom, the name is a complex of "Abu [your best child] Mynamehere Ibn [dad]".

Very close to Viking custom where you get Snorri Sigurdson, or to Irish/Scottish where you get Drunky MacWhiskey, or Welsh Dafydd map Owain (usually > Bowen).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (ykYG2)

42 "Tell Me What, I. Said"

Hey mama, don't treat us wrong
Why do you hate this country all night long?
All right now, hey hey, all right

See the girl with the wedding rings
She knows about the bigamy-thing
All right now now now, hey hey, hey hey

Tell Col. Said, who you call "Pa"
I'm gonna send you back to Somalia
Oh yes, ma'm, you don't do right, don't do right
Aw, play it now, Pa

When you see me in the visa line
Come on, sis, help me get mine
Now yeah, all fraud, all the time, aw play it, bro

When you see a Blackhawk Down
That's when its time to sneak out of town
Now yeah, hey hey, all right

See the girl with the head dress on
She can play the victim all night long
Yeah yeah, what I. Said, all right

Well, tell me, Ilhan Said
Tell me what, I. Said, right now
Tell me what, I. Sayeed
Tell me what, I. Said, right now
Tell me what, I. Said
Tell me what, I. Said, yeah

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Ndje9)

43 Happy hump day to ewok-blogger Ace - I am forever grateful he's not Allahpundit.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (786Ro)

44 If she were a Republican, this would be on the front page of the N.Y. Times.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (wiXsO)

45 Who, specifically, has the 'jurisdiction' to prosecute, or at least look into her immigration fraud? Honest question, because I don't know how this labyrinth works.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (JoUsr)

46
Her story about her father's "nickname" is slick but not terribly slick. Lots of Arabic names, like English names, are nouns and adjectives. Hope, Faith, Christian, Sunny, that kind of thing -- but more so in Arabic. Her claim that she was merely calling her father "Happy Light" will satisfy a few willing fools, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (M9ntN)

47 So -- she's her own cousin-in-law?

If she masturbates, she's committing incest.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Q3dyo)

48 the second twit pic no exist-o no more-o

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (DJFLF)

49 I don't fault her for how she entered the country. She was only a kid. Others committed the fraud on her behalf, and they were escaping hell on earth.

Which makes her adult behavior even more vile. She is an ungrateful, criminal, corrupt @#!.

Yeah, it makes sense that Nur Said just happens to be your dad's nickname. Sure.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (9hauA)

50 How many Saids could a Nur Said, said, if a Nur Said, could said, Said?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (jYnPD)

51 Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Myriad Nur Saids.

Posted by: Miklos, the article "a" is incorrect with "myriad" at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (QzkSJ)

52 I don't know about Somali custom but in Arab custom, the name is a complex of "Abu [your best child] Mynamehere Ibn [dad]".

Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (6qErC)

53 She put the brother in brotherfucker
Posted by: Priapism

It was just a sham to defraud the Immigration Service.

Her brother was gay, and nothing ever happened.

And....nothing will happen.

"One would think that a US Attorney might be interested in such an obvious case of fraud by a Member of Congress, but that only seems to happen when it's a Republican.
Posted by: Ever"

And that's really the big blanket you can throw over this whole episode.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (vcOmj)

54 use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Did she claim that?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

Not that I know of but I using it for snarking on the 'like you Americans' part.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (8w3qu)

55 26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (8w3qu)

"...like YOU Americans..."
So, she admits she's not one of us.

Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)

56 Has anyone claimed to be the real Corn Pop yet?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (wGbBR)

57 Ilhan Omar the Screeching Harpy we all know that a Harpy was monster part woman part bird

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (wGqjj)

58 She's her own sister-in-law.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

59 47
So -- she's her own cousin-in-law?

If she masturbates, she's committing incest.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Q3dyo)

If you can't find clit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles Said at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)

60 Omar - " No, no, my father's name is really Nunya!"
us - "Nunya who?"
Omar - "NUNYA BIDNESS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

61 If [dad] was awesome enough, the name could be passed down from generations. Ahmad Ibn Hanbal was Hanbal's grandson.

Again, comparable to Irish where MacNeill's are passed down for centuries from Niall of the Nine Hostages.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (ykYG2)

62 Yeah, it makes sense that Nur Said just happens to be your dad's nickname. Sure.

If that's the case why delete it?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

63 I had no idea Muslims were so good at incest, adultery, fraud and lying.

Who could have known?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (MzU3W)

64
Who's the master?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
Sum Dum Goy?

Posted by: Bruce Leroy at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)

65 Maybe "nur said" is like the Somali equivalent of "noam sayin'" or something.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (RD7QR)

66 To Sur, with Love.

Posted by: Ilhan at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (NgKpN)

67
Alternate post title:

This Is Who Lectures Us On The Way We Live...

Posted by: Soothie at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Gccj/)

68 She was the 18th hijacker on 9/11 !!111!!11!!

Just playing by their rules.

Posted by: It's the seriousness of the charge at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (P/C1q)

69 37 Now you see why the Founder's did not give us a Democracy, nor did they want everyone to have the vote.
Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

^^^^^^
Yep.
Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:50 PM (B5K06)

Really should have to be a net taxpayer (rather than a net recipient). It'd codify one of those ancient principles that was probably a Copybook Heading back in the day: Beggars cannot be choosers.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (J+mig)

70 Plus, locals that post to sites discussing this also mention Section 8 abuse and student loan fraud, so who knows what the full tally is on her family's abuse of our country's generosity.

Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (ZZDMQ)

71 Let me know when we finally realize she's her own grandma.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)

72 Everything about Omar is a fraud. A Minnesotan should sue. A bunch of Minnestoan's should sue.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

73
I don't know about Somali custom but in Arab custom, the name is a complex of "Abu [your best child] Mynamehere Ibn [dad]".

Very close to Viking custom where you get Snorri Sigurdson, or to Irish/Scottish where you get Drunky MacWhiskey, or Welsh Dafydd map Owain (usually > Bowen).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

=====

Not entirely.

Uday Saddam Hussein and Qusay Saddam Hussein were Saddam Hussein's kids. If they had lived to have kids, the would have been Kid Uday Saddam and Kid Qusay Saddam.

That "Abu" stuff is often colloquial/respectful. You call a man "Abu [first kid's name]," meaning "Father of [kid.]"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (M9ntN)

74
56 Has anyone claimed to be the real Corn Pop yet?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (wGbBR)

From what I've heard, he's passed on to his reward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (pNxlR)

75 Who's the master?!"

Blaster?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (6qErC)

76 And the genius Republicans are finding this out half way through her 1st term.

Did they even contest her seat, or were they too busy retiring and begging lobby firms for jobs?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (1ISKN)

77 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm disappointed that my fellow Republicans won't respect Congresswoman Omar's family's privacy and some of the stories that have come out are unseemly and vulgar. There is nothing wrong with a daughter loving her brother and holding him in high esteem. It's the American way.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

78 55 26 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (8w3qu)

"...like YOU Americans..."
So, she admits she's not one of us.
Posted by: Flyover at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)

She has made a lot of statements like that.

She does not self identify as an American.

Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

79 28
She put the brother in brotherfucker

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (2cfUo)

She put the fucker in there, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (jYnPD)

80 El incesto es lo mejor.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 04:54 PM (2Mnv1)

81 If she masturbates, she's committing incest.
Posted by: zombie

From the Big Book of West Virginia Jokes

Posted by: Miklos, excestuous at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (QzkSJ)

82 You people. You PEOPLE, just left this bit of brilliance behind on the dearly departed thread. How. Dare. You.

394 It's pump and dump material at best.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

And isn't this, too, the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 04:47 PM

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (myjNJ)

83 She's not a keeper. Can't even sniff her hair what with that towel and all.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (ppBhU)

84
Nur Said
Nurse Ed

Ed Buck is her father??
Posted by: JoeF.

THEY CALL ME MISTER ED!!!

Posted by: Mister Ed at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (aKsyK)

85 Whose yer daddy?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (m45I2)

86 71
Let me know when we finally realize she's her own grandma.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)
BTDT:1
"She's her own grandpaw..."

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (DJFLF)
YES I GLOAT AT YOU

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (DJFLF)

87 Am guessing the Imam is not a fan?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

88 *Her brother was gay*

So Ihlan does buttstuff....

Posted by: tbodie at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (xT+ue)

89 It does sound a lot like Ilhan is an Ibn Nur Said, though.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if Somali custom dropped the 'ibn' because, hey, Somali isn't Arabic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (ykYG2)

90

Judge Kilbraken: Not guilty. Case not proven. Court
adjourned.

Posted by: Guess at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (UFLLM)

91 sick, but it was probably for immigration fraud purposes ... so deport her now. And there are likely other identity crimes involved ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

92
The Face And Ass of the Democrat Party

Posted by: Soothie at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Gccj/)

93 She said, Nur said.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Q3dyo)

94 Has anyone claimed to be the real Corn Pop yet?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2019 04:52 PM

My money's on Al Roker

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (786Ro)

95 What's a little immigration fraud amongst friends?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (iU/Pm)

96 Taqiyya.

Posted by: Squad Goals at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (wx6iv)

97 or were they too busy retiring and begging lobby firms for jobs?"

Nice to see the embracing of the "and"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (6qErC)

98 Except Nur Said doesn't actually mean "happy light" as she claimed was her pet nicknmae for Nur Omar. Nuur/noor does mean light in Arabic (considered a loaned word due to the bunches of Arabic speakers imported by AQ to Somalia) but to say 'happy light in Somali (her native tongue) its 'iftiinka ku faraxsan'.

Meaning she is indeed a bro-fo.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ZFYYP)

99 Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Nurse's Aides?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

100 68
She was the 18th hijacker on 9/11 !!111!!11!!

Just playing by their rules.

Posted by: It's the seriousness of the charge at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (P/C1q)

She has produced no evidence that she wasn't.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (jYnPD)

101 Nur Said what?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

102 Taqiyya."
Gesundheit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (6qErC)

103
Plus, locals that post to sites discussing this also mention Section 8 abuse and student loan fraud, so who knows what the full tally is on her family's abuse of our country's generosity.
Posted by: Ever

========

That Powerline guy who's been on the case says his sources come from the disgusted Somali community.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (M9ntN)

104 What does it take to get rid of this bitch?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (H8QX8)

105 If she masturbates, she's committing incest.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (Q3dyo)
........

That would be a waste of time.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

106 She will eventually go the Porn Hub route and concede he was her brother but just her step-brother.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (8w3qu)

107 Vice is nice, but incest is best.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (FTlwv)

108 She is one fked up woman

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)

109 Some people banged their sister.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (iU/Pm)

110 Can we stone this bitch or not? It's her culture not mine. I'm just trying to help out.

Posted by: nip at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (Izot6)

111
Who beech dis be?

Posted by: Watermelon Jones at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (UFLLM)

112 Scrubs.
You have a brother-dad and a mother-sister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0klpIiiL-8feature=youtu.bet=699

Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (K3B2k)

113 I use father like you Americans use father when praising your father in law, - Omar

Wrong again, chica.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (Z65m4)

114 Remember, by the democrat's own standards, she has to just be credibly accused. Actual proof is not needed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)

115 86
71

Let me know when we finally realize she's her own grandma.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)
BTDT:1

"She's her own grandpaw..."

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:45 PM (DJFLF)
YES I GLOAT AT YOU

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 04:55 PM (DJFLF)
Sheet! who reads the first comment! It always says, uh, first!
(Hangs head in shame).

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (37IEG)

116 meh
someone married someone some time ago

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (786Ro)

117 Some brothers and some sisters did something

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

118 She said, Nur said.
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Q3dyo)

Nur, one of the new non binary gender pronouns.

Nur/num/nxx

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (9hauA)

119 "Uday Saddam Hussein and Qusay Saddam Hussein"

I didn't know they'd dropped the Ibn, but it figures. Saddam was THAT much of an egomaniac that he'd be the sort to force Saddam-Hussein on his descendants.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (ykYG2)

120 98 Except Nur Said doesn't actually mean "happy light" as she claimed was her pet nicknmae for Nur Omar. Nuur/noor does mean light in Arabic (considered a loaned word due to the bunches of Arabic speakers imported by AQ to Somalia) but to say 'happy light in Somali (her native tongue) its 'iftiinka ku faraxsan'.

Meaning she is indeed a bro-fo.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ZFYYP)

When I hear "noor" I think of the former now dowager Queen of Jordan, who looked hawt in her younger years.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (ujg0T)

121 >>Nur/num/nxx

Num?

You think they kept it on ice all this time?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (iU/Pm)

122 andddddd........

nothing will be done.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (makEl)

123 "I for one am shocked, just shocked to find immigration fraud amongst Somali immigrants in Minnesota."

- Lutheran Refugee Resettlement Racketeer

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (hdzef)

124 Sa`eed means fortunate (/happy) in Arabic, yes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (ykYG2)

125 Durka gonna durka.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (koNhm)

126

Alternate poat title:

At Least She Doesn't Steal Pancakes

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (DO7/M)

127 When I hear "noor" I think of the former now dowager Queen of Jordan, who looked hawt in her younger years.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

'Murican

Posted by: Miklos, who also flew on Pan Am at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (QzkSJ)

128 Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Myriad Nur Saids.
Posted by: Miklos

*****

A veritable glut of Nur Saids

Nay, a surfeit!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (m45I2)

129
"When a sister loves a brother very, very much (and needs an immigration "in") ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (pNxlR)

130 Can't swing a dead cat these days without hitting a Nur Said.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (m45I2)

131 Momma Nur Said there'll be days like this
there'll be days like this my Momma Nur Said

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (Cus5s)

132 One shot. Hey! Mas taqqiya!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

133 Vice is nice, but incest is best.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat

If she is not good enough for her family, how can she be good enough for mine?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (Z65m4)

134 Wasn't there some source that said she was related to the late, unlamented dictator of somalia, Siad Barre? I seem to recall something to that effect.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

135 Nur Said
I know what it's like to be dead.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

136 NUR SAID GOD SAID DOT COM

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (ALaia)

137 114 Remember, by the democrat's own standards, she has to just be credibly accused. Actual proof is not needed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)

Pfft. Consistency is a tool of hegemonic white phallocentric heteronormative racism. And shit.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

138 That's what she Nur Said.

Posted by: Ken Hamilton at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (0xnhZ)

139 Who are you? whooo who who whoo

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (nFwvY)

140 And thanks to aoshq I learned she stopped waxing her ass so it would look more like a goat.

Posted by: adobe juan oh ewe kid kenobe at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (1ubiC)

141 It's islam, Jake.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (UUkQp)

142
I have never fucked a goat.

I have however fucked a goatfucker.

Posted by: I Omar'd Your Father at September 18, 2019 05:01 PM (UFLLM)

143 What does it take to get rid of this bitch?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM
***************
There is a part of me that wants her gone and another part that wants her to keep on talking and let her be the defining face of the Democrat party.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (wiXsO)

144
Doesn't your doctor warn you about taking NurSAIDS in conjunction with other meds?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (DO7/M)

145 127 When I hear "noor" I think of the former now dowager Queen of Jordan, who looked hawt in her younger years.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

'Murican
Posted by: Miklos, who also flew on Pan Am at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (QzkSJ)

Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (ujg0T)

146 'iftiinka ku faraxsan'

Better put some ice on that and call Muldoon...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (6qErC)

147
And the genius Republicans are finding this out half way through her 1st term.

Did they even contest her seat, or were they too busy retiring and begging lobby firms for jobs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

=======

I imagine they were attending Somalian American Friendship Day celebrations where you wear a hijab for fun and buy overpriced shea butter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (M9ntN)

148 Congresswoman break immigration law via incest.

But, but Donald Trump!

AOC violates campaign laws.

But, but Donald Trump!

Congressman redirects hundreds of millions of dollars meant for rat infested Baltimore.

But, but Donald Trump!

Your media at work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (7Ykmo)

149 Sur said
Life is like a box of choc o lotes

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (2cfUo)

150 Que nur said nur said
He isn't my dad my dad
Americans get so mad
Que nur said nur said

Posted by: Illhan Omar - fixed at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)

151 Any of her three children boys? Because they're gonna be gettin' some too, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

152 I wonder if her estranged husband will spill the beans. Wouldn't be surprised if he has been threatened to keep his mouth shut, or else.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (9hauA)

153 What does it take to get rid of this bitch?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (H8QX

---
put odor eaters in her shoes and office seat cushion....

she will disappear in a few days.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (makEl)

154 He who hasn't married her brother to commit immigration fraud shall cast the first stone.

Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Q3XH5)

155 Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American."

Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

156 Siad Barre and Mengistu Haile Mariam, two peas in a pod. A couple of assholes who pretended to be "communist" just so they could get their hands on that sweet, sweet free Soviet weaponry, which they could use upon each other and upon their own citizens.

Even the Commies were embarrassed by those two thugs. Definitely money not well spent, by Moscow.

Not like the West can talk; we gave Mengistu free food because Freddy Mercury sang well at Live Aid.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (ykYG2)

157 Kathy Griffin sued by Covington kids.

Not Sandmann though.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (HJ38S)

158 Taboo: Minnesota Style

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (wCmLp)

159 Here's what we say to Omar:

Shut your fuckin' face, brother-fucker!

Posted by: Terrence and Philip at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (LhK3i)

160 Sa`eed means fortunate (/happy) in Arabic, yes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (ykYG2)

Which would make her an Arabic speaker. Why would a Somali speak Arabic?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (ZFYYP)

161 Nuff Said

That was the name of Bernie Mac's game in Oceans 13.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (7Ykmo)

162 Whatever.

Trump stole a pancake.

Impeach

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)

163
I wonder if her estranged husband will spill the beans. Wouldn't be
surprised if he has been threatened to keep his mouth shut, or else.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland

at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM

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He claims he has already been threatened I read an article last week where he claimed that bro fro's team would make sure he got in trouble if he squealed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (JUOKG)

164 Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American."

Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

Racist!

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (9hauA)

165 When I hear "noor" I think of the former now dowager Queen of Jordan, who looked hawt in her younger years.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM (ujg0T)

Their current Queen Rania is absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (N4xQB)

166 faraxsan

That sound like an it should be the name of an aids drug.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (myjNJ)

167 Nur Said

Nur said what?

No, Nur's on first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (u//oP)

168 Any of her three children boys? Because they're gonna be gettin' some too, no doubt.
Posted by: wth

Check out the new muslim tv show: "All in the Family, and We Mean It!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Z65m4)

169 So Ilhan Omar went to a family reunion to find a husband.

Please try the veal. It is halal.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (2Mnv1)

170 Why would a Somali speak Arabic?"

Isn't Arabic an official language in Somalia? Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)

171 Queen Noor ["light of Hussein"] ..... Lisa Halaby, daughter of Pan Am chairman. Fairly hawt, blonde, much taller than the PLK [Plucky Little King]. Official portraits were a hoot - the king seated, her standing, to avoid the amusing height difference.

More interesting, but only rumor, as in basically dead-certain true rumor, were the water ski parties down in Aqaba featuring the international stewardess stable of Jordan airlines.

"Aqaba, 'awrence, Aqaba!!"

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (QDnY+)

172 If she married her brother, can she still run in West Virginia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

173 When you've gone and banged your brother,

And then whitey's causin' trouble,

It's sharia, it's sharia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (jYnPD)

174
Democrats have been forced out of Congress for dik pix and pantomime hooter-honking. Those were not felonies. This, however, is a felony.

This dual track legal system that lets felons go and destroys the lives of the innocent based on politics won't be tolerated. Something's going to snap.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (hGuWq)

175 170
Why would a Somali speak Arabic?"

Isn't Arabic an official language in Somalia? Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)
Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)

176 I wonder if her estranged husband will spill the beans. Wouldn't be surprised if he has been threatened to keep his mouth shut, or else.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland

at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (9hauA)
***************

It would not surprise me if he's been paid to keep silent.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (wiXsO)

177 172
If she married her brother, can she still run in West Virginia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

It's mandatory.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (jYnPD)

178 >>Case closed: Ilhan "Omar," actually Ilhan Nur Said, entered the country originally by fraud, posing under an assumed name, and then later committed fraud again by marrying her actual biological brother.

So. . . who will prosecute this?
I know Tom Fitton is looking into it and recommended Congressional action, but no f'ing way Pelosi lets that happen. So what now?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

179 172 If she married her brother, can she still run in West Virginia?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

___

HA HA HA HA HA. Oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Alabama at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM (FiUMj)

180 Racist!"

Which part? Rug shop or Dallas?

heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM (6qErC)

181
HA HA HA HA HA. Oh wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Alabama at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM (FiUMj)

That's right. We're all inbred hicks. Definitely don't come to Alabama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM (7Ykmo)

182 If she married her brother, can she still run in West Virginia?"

"Run"?

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM (6qErC)

183 Arabic is an official language in Somalia in roughly the way Gaelic is official in Ireland. It's used in ceremonial occasions but few speak it as a primary language.

Somalis know a few Arabic words, though; like the Irish know "slainte".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ykYG2)

184 Third base.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (UFgOG)

185 Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American."

Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)
-----
"Salaam aleikum, y'all!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (iB1oa)

186 She has produced no evidence that she wasn't.

=============== =============

There is video of her trying to get on a plane!!!

Posted by: It's the seriousness of the charge at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (P/C1q)

187 The Democrat Party infested with frauds, fraudsters, druggies and sexual predators? Well, sort of makes the Warren/O'Rourke ticket make sense.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (mIJ9W)

188 The best thing lovin, with your sister and cousin -
Shit Nur Said

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (2cfUo)

189 Indictment will be forthcoming in

a. Two Weeks
b. Three Weeks
c. Four Weeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (FiUMj)

190 Her brother is older but her dad is Nur.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Ndje9)

191 who hasn't married her brother to commit immigration fraud shall cast the first stone.
Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Q3XH5)

I haven't done this. Can I throw ALL the rocks? I played softball in high school. Center field. I can still throw from center to home plate and hit the mitt. Just sayin.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (myjNJ)

192 170 Why would a Somali speak Arabic?"

Isn't Arabic an official language in Somalia? Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)

It is spoken there, mostly in the northern part. Part of why the northern part wants to split off, IIRC. That and the Mogadishu "government" is an utter mess.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ujg0T)

193 Congressional action, now that's funny!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (1ISKN)

194 OK, I'll admit it. I fucked Ilhan Omar!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 18, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)

195
I wonder if her estranged husband will spill the beans. Wouldn't be
surprised if he has been threatened to keep his mouth shut, or else.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland

at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM (9hauA)

---
more likely he'll die in an accident...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 05:09 PM (makEl)

196 FOOL NELSON @FOOL_NELSON
3h
POTENTIALLY HUGE: When asked why he criminally referred McCabe to the DOJ, Horowitz states that he'll "stick to what's public", the @JusticeOIG "found a lack of candor". This raises the question whether there's more undisclosed McCabe crimes. Tune to 1:06. youtu.be/KoJxreP1vVI

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:09 PM (BqBId)

197 >>He claims he has already been threatened I read an article last week where he claimed that bro fro's team would make sure he got in trouble if he squealed.

If she is an agent of Qatar, as Imam Tawadi alleges, then they have both the money (carrot) and the man power (stick) to convince him to STFU.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:09 PM (bDqIh)

198
The MFM will not touch this story. But a sharpie line on a weather map is the end of the world

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 05:09 PM (kw5n8)

199 I fucked Ilhan Omar!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar"

But did you do Matt Damon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (6qErC)

200 And Trump just appointed some guy named Robert O'Brian or something.

Can we call him Cool Beto?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (1ISKN)

201 Who beech dis be?
Posted by: Watermelon Jones at September 18, 2019 04:58 PM

Whyn't you ash her?

Posted by: Fir en Nur at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (GpDwp)

202 Please see my passionate defense of brother sister incest and also my piece on immigration fraud in the name of liberty!

Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (NVYyb)

203 #5 Kallisto
Every time I see her now I'm going to see a giant egg sac on her head!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (5itaF)

204 187 The Democrat Party infested with frauds, fraudsters, druggies and sexual predators? Well, sort of makes the Warren/O'Rourke ticket make sense.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (mIJ9W)

And now I'm imagining Beto, dressed in a furry costume, arriving in the war room during a crisis.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (RD7QR)

205 And the question haunts the flow of snark: will Trump/DHS/ICE "go there" with immigration enforcement against the rather effervescent indicators of fraud here?

Bwahahaha.

Either way, win/win.

Der Trumpentweet yesterday specifically predicted that l'affaire Omar would help flip MN to Trump's column next year. We'll see. But playing defense in MN, NM, NV, CO and NH is no way to enter an election cycle, son [Dems].

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

206 Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)

You aren't; its one of two official languages. Her claim to fame is being Somali. Why use Arabic? Her father's patron was a fluent speaker of Italian, and eschewed Arabic. I just find the whole thing curious.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (ZFYYP)

207 I'm Corn Pop, yes I'm the real Corn Pop. All you other Corn Pops are just imitating. So won't the real Corn Pop please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at September 18, 2019 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

208 POTENTIALLY HUGE: When asked why he criminally referred McCabe to the DOJ, Horowitz states that he'll "stick to what's public", the @JusticeOIG "found a lack of candor". This raises the question whether there's more undisclosed McCabe crimes. Tune to 1:06. youtu.be/KoJxreP1vVI

Gohmert, who I trust, just came out and said the Horowitz report is gonna sweep everything "under the rug".. Unfortunately I believe Him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

209

Christ Almighty.

You see this new bullshit "PSA" yet? Fake News is pimpin' it.

It's a little girl hiding under a desk, on her phone, scared (like she's in a Steven Spielberg movie).

Then the screen goes black...

"It's Back To School Time..."

[pause]

"You Know What That Means"

----

For those of you in Rio Linda, it means all the school kids are gonna be SHOT because GUNS.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (DO7/M)

210 The conservative case for brotherly love.

Posted by: Bull Work at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (jYnPD)

211 Minnesota's 5th congressional district; not exactly the best and the brightest.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (/oPrk)

212 http://bit.ly/2As7wfK
******
Ed Buck Donor List

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

213 On the one hand, this stuff should be pretty embarrassing for her. On the other hand, she's basically retarded, and ignorance is bliss. On the third hand, she probably doesn't have a clit, so at least there's some cosmic justice.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (hdzef)

214 You aren't; its one of two official languages"

Thanks. I think I heard about that in discussions on "Black Hawk Down", so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (6qErC)

215 Love thy brother - shit Nur Said

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (2cfUo)

216 I blame Mussolini for Somalia.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

217 I meant father-in-law! Who I've had since birth...

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (IMdOQ)

218 >>There is a part of me that wants her gone and another part that wants her to keep on talking and let her be the defining face of the Democrat party.

She is toxic. Every day she's saying something new and awful. Enough damage, her remaining in Congress, Hell, in this country any longer just means she's winning.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

219 OrangeManBad north of 50% again in Rasmussen'd daily tracking.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (FiUMj)

220 How would we know? No one even know what a clit is or what one looks like?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (1ISKN)

221 Lol

No intent.

Posted by: Barr at September 18, 2019 05:12 PM (HJ38S)

222 Do they have good wines in Somalia?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (FiUMj)

223 That's right. We're all inbred hicks. Definitely don't come to Alabama.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 05:07 PM

Yet you foist Yoko off on us.

Posted by: J. Random ONTer at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (GpDwp)

224 It's a little girl hiding under a desk, on her phone, scared (like she's in a Steven Spielberg movie).

Then the screen goes black...

"It's Back To School Time..."

[pause]

"You Know What That Means"

"Taken 4"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (6qErC)

225
What Congressional action? Pass a resolution about her, in other words, state a public opinion? Democrat House majority anyway.

How about federal prosecution. Never mind Congress.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (hGuWq)

226 220 How would we know? No one even know what a clit is or what one looks like?

Speak for yourself. I'm an old clit diver from way back

Posted by: Priapism at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (2cfUo)

227 Senator and former vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine: Trump provoked Iran's attack on the Saudis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

228 No intent."

Yes, in tents.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (6qErC)

229 212
http://bit.ly/2As7wfK

******

Ed Buck Donor List

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

Sinema got a buttload.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)

230 This criminal/weirdo is what she is. I'm not shocked by her behavior or any other leftist politician, THAT HAS bEEN VOTED IN BY THE PEOPLE. She is what they wanted.

Posted by: JROD at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (oAXUX)

231 How about federal prosecution. Never mind Congress.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (hGuWq)

___

We'll get on it as soon as we free up some calendar space. looking like early 202never right now.
- DOJ

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (FiUMj)

232 Nur said
I know what it's like to incest
I know what it is to hate Jews
And she's making me feel like my cock is at home

Posted by: Tim Mynett at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ZGrMX)

233 Biological brotherhood is a construct of The Patriarchy. Stop sis-gendering me.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (5itaF)

234 I hadn't considered Somaliland, the northern part, so thanks. I thought it already doesn't send taxes to Mogadishu so is already independent, albeit unrecognised.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ykYG2)

235 It's a little girl hiding under a desk, on her phone, scared (like she's in a Steven Spielberg movie).

Then the screen goes black...

"It's Back To School Time..."

[pause]

"You Know What That Means"

"Taken 4"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (6qErC)

Cheerleader tryouts!!!!

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

236 Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)
*******
Gohmert fullscale Hyperbole

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (BqBId)

237 But Democrat so totes cool.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2019 05:15 PM (l9m7l)

238 Christ Almighty.

You see this new bullshit "PSA" yet? Fake News is pimpin' it.

It's a little girl hiding under a desk, on her phone, scared (like she's in a Steven Spielberg movie).

Then the screen goes black...

"It's Back To School Time..."

[pause]

"You Know What That Means"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (DO7/M)

She's hiding from a democrat donor?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:15 PM (jYnPD)

239 Sinema got a buttload.

Sinema is facing censure by the Democrat Party for only voting against Trump 83% of the time.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 05:15 PM (ZGrMX)

240 Gohmert, who I trust, just came out and said the Horowitz report is gonna sweep everything "under the rug".. Unfortunately I believe Him
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:15 PM (H8QX8)

241
Senator and former vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine: Trump provoked Iran's attack on the Saudis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Sounds like somebody wants to be on a losing D ticket again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 05:15 PM (DO7/M)

242 Nur Said "I'm done with my sister"
She treats me like a ragdoll

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

243 227 Senator and former vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine: Trump provoked Iran's attack on the Saudis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

__

Speaking of which. Remember how it was the end of the world 48 hours ago and oil was going to jump to $100 a barrel and cause a worldwide recession? Oil is lower today than before the attack. Womp Womp for the endless war crowd.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (FiUMj)

244 Gohmert fullscale Hyperbole
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (BqBId)

Wouldn't it be lowperbole in this case?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (H8QX8)

245 Gohmert, who I trust, just came out and said the
Horowitz report is gonna sweep everything "under the rug"..
Unfortunately I believe Him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

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the Swamp takes care of its own

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (makEl)

246
227 Senator and former vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine: Trump provoked Iran's attack on the Saudis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

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Joe Biden's understudy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (hGuWq)

247 Sinema got a buttload.

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I want video evidence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (FiUMj)

248 229 212
http://bit.ly/2As7wfK

******

Ed Buck Donor List

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

Sinema got a buttload.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)

Definitely not the first time for her. [Heyooooooooooooo]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)

249 Shocked Ed Buck The Gay Black Man Aficionado & Meth house has only donated to Progtards, SHOCKED

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

250 >>Yeah, that sounds about right.

That it's unfortunate that she believes Gohmert?

I agree.

IGs don't do intent. They do criminal violations. And to date Horowitz has swept nothing under the table.

He also said today he is working with Durham.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

251 It's a little girl hiding under a desk,

*********

Ewwwww! Look at all the chewing gum!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (m45I2)

252 Announcer: "Ilhan Omar/Said, you've committed immigration fraud, marriage fraud, tax fraud, and adultery! What are you going to do now?"

Ilhan: "I'm going to Disneyworld! Ahahahaha, no just kidding, I'm actually going to congress!"

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (k4dH2)

253 232 Nur said
I know what it's like to incest
I know what it is to hate Jews
And she's making me feel like my cock is at home

Posted by: Tim Mynett at September 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ZGrMX)

And she's making us wish that she'd never been born.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (ujg0T)

254 Definitely not the first time for her. [Heyooooooooooooo]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)

Read the link. She kept going back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (jYnPD)

255 242 Nur Said "I'm done with my sister"
She treats me like a ragdoll
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 18, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

He hides the goat-a-vision
Says I don't owe her nothin'

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

256 We all know she came into this Country with a fake name because her Family were less than "above" board and she faked a marriage to her real Brother to get him in from England I believe and then they got all the perks.. She even lived with him and her "real" husband in the same house.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

257 Sinema got a buttload."

Damn - around 15 grand plus?

Wow.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)

258 She's hiding from a democrat donor?
Posted by: flounder

Zombie Epstein

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (Z65m4)

259 Will the circle be unbroken
By and by lord, by and by
There's a better home a-waiting
In the sky lord, in the sky

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (F/mN6)

260 Family reunion would fit on a cracker.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (RuIsu)

261 He also said today he is working with Durham.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Is that good or bad?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

262 You all don't like serial killer Ed Buck because he's gay!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

263 I like Louie Gohmert, he's my congressmen, but he does get excitable from time to time. I don't think anyone in DC particularly likes him, not even on his own side, so he's kept on the outside looking in for most things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)

264 I don't think there's any good wine coming out of Somalia. But the eye-talian legacy does mean you can get good pasta and espresso* and pastries in Eritrea. Fantastic. Best thing was when you feel like lasagna, but also would like some doro wat, or yemisir azifah [Ethiopian/Eritrean stews] - you just get both. With some eye-talian red wine, or beer. Lots of places have both Italian and "national" food.

* never saw an espresso machine there that was anything other than brass, and likely 7O years old, and never paid more than a dime

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

265 How would we know? No one even know what a clit is or what one looks like?

It's a myth, like Big Foot and the Harvard Law School.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (ALaia)

266 Family tree is shaped like a telephone pole, no branches

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

267
I wonder if her estranged husband will spill the beans. Wouldn't be
surprised if he has been threatened to keep his mouth shut, or else.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 05:02 PM

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He claims he has already been threatened I read an article last week where he claimed that bro fro's team would make sure he got in trouble if he squealed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

=======

The Powerline guy with Somali sources says that they tell him the soon-to-be-divorced hubby says he's not going to jail for Ilhan. Could mean he'll spill on her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (M9ntN)

268 Sinema got a buttload."

*sits up*

PronHub channel or what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:19 PM (6qErC)

269 Tom Servo

We shall see

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

270 Could mean he'll spill on her."

*ahem*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:20 PM (6qErC)

271 >>Is that good or bad?

That's good. That means he found criminal activity.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

272 If your family tree does not fork... you may be a Nur Said.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 05:20 PM (ALaia)

273 I found the clit once...Once.

Posted by: D. Vermin at September 18, 2019 05:21 PM (Izot6)

274 257 Sinema got a buttload."

Damn - around 15 grand plus?

Wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)

Buck grew up in Phoenix, lotsa ties to the Dems there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)

275 Congressional action, now that's funny!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 05:08 PM (1ISKN)
........

I like me summa dat.

Posted by: Elmi at September 18, 2019 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

276 271 >>Is that good or bad?

That's good. That means he found criminal activity.

If so will Barr charge ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:21 PM (O2RFr)

277
The walls are coming off the wheels closing in!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 05:21 PM (7rVsF)

278 I guess it is just to much to ask this

Posted by: White trash at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (Hdg8X)

279 I don't think there's any good wine coming out of Somalia...

******

Then why do they call the wine steward a "somalier"?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (m45I2)

280 In fairness, she was married to her first husband in her Christian faith tradition.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (ALaia)

281 >>If so will Barr charge ?

We shall see.

Can't imagine why he took the job and why Trump would hire him if he wouldn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

282 He also said today he is working with Durham.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Hang in there little fella!

Posted by: Barr at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (HJ38S)

283 Now if the Republicans were smooth and knew how to operate, they would try to charm and otherwise entice Sinema to jump to the GOP.

Maybe Trump will personally have to persuade her.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

284

some Iranian tool on NPR just actually said out loud that the Iranian strike against Saudi Arabia was in retaliation for Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August... And the NPR tool just said uh huh uh huh and drove on without even a Scooby Doo 'whuh'

Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (Mj5En)

285
Gohmert, who I trust, just came out and said the
Horowitz report is gonna sweep everything "under the rug"..
Unfortunately I believe Him

Posted by: It's me donna

=======

Are you referring to the Comey report? Gohmert said this on Aug 29:

"The new DOJ IG Report is from the same Inspector General whose previous report gave us hundreds of pages of the most outrageous bias within our Justice Department Headquarters. This person claimed that particular biases did not affect any investigation's outcome; yet, plenty of the actions taken before, during, and after those investigations were consistent with the bias. The DOJ and FBI Headquarters are still not cleaning up their very tarnished reputations. This just appears to be a more diplomatic way of sweeping things under the rug."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (M9ntN)

286 A DNA test would clear this whole issue up quickly!

Posted by: Fauxahontas at September 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Hdg8X)

287 Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ALaia)

A plethora of muzzies is one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 05:23 PM (jEgzt)

288 So, the communists are now censuring people for being insufficiently insane.

This all seems like a winning strategy for next year.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Xw/fc)

289

Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk. This is what the MFM will focus on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 05:24 PM (mpeBU)

290
Are you referring to the Comey report? Gohmert said this on Aug 29:

Not sure.. Thought it was today after Horowitz testimony.. Could be wrong, which is not uncommon for me!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

291 A plethora of muzzies is one.

Ali bin Tribble

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 05:25 PM (ALaia)

292 284

some Iranian tool on NPR just actually said out loud that the Iranian strike against Saudi Arabia was in retaliation for Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August... And the NPR tool just said uh huh uh huh and drove on without even a Scooby Doo 'whuh'

Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 05:22 PM (Mj5En)

Well I don't think there was a lot of skepticism that it was Iran.

Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Wj9tV)

293 220 How would we know? No one even know what a clit is or what one looks like?
.........

I think it's some type of weasel.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

294 Horowitz never even mentioned the massive criminal Federal Records Act violations Comey did in his Memogate.

Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (Q3XH5)

295 Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk. This is what the MFM will focus on

We pounce, man. We pounce.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (Xw/fc)

296 "Case closed: Ilhan "Omar," actually Ilhan Nur Said, entered the country originally by fraud"

Case isn't closed until the media stops covering for her. She's been stonewalling them for months, and they let her do it. Powerline has been bird-dogging this story forever, finally got the Star-Tribune to believe some of it. We need to sic the national "newsmedia" on her, somehow. They need to stop accepting her dodges. Send the bitch back to the shitpit she belongs in.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (mk9aG)

297 Robin Pogrebin@rpogrebin
"The broad outlines of the story are so familiar as to be almost archetypal, and for that reason it has the same power that fables do."

-
Yeah, "fable". That's one word for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Would you say there is a plethora of Nur Saids?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 04:49 PM (ALaia)

A plethora of muzzies is one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 05:23 PM (jEgzt)

A murder of Nur Saids.
A herd of Nur Saids.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

299 Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

GOOD!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (Z65m4)

300 Well I don't think there was a lot of skepticism that it was Iran.

Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Wj9tV)

There was . . . from 9/11 truthers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (jYnPD)

301 BUTTLOAD! IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)

302
Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk. This is what the MFM will focus on

..

Twitter deleted it.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (HJ38S)

303 This Muzzie whore could marry her own son and the left would yawn.

But Joy Behar said today Cory Lewandowski is "worse than pimps and murderers I've taught!"

And Jon Huntsman's daughter nodded and agreed with everything Joy said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

304 Bro Fo, known to her brother as Peggy, has every right to be offended. Islamic law is supreme and you will be maid to heel.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (UX5QD)

305 299 Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

GOOD!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (Z65m4)

Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (xjiRE)

306 The conservative case for bigamy and inbreeding.

Posted by: Nur Said at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (2Mnv1)

307
She is toxic. Every day she's saying something new and awful. Enough damage, her remaining in Congress, Hell, in this country any longer just means she's winning.
Posted by: Lizzy

======

That's right. She's a criminal and a poison. She needs to go back to Somalia.

And what do you want to bet, if she got shipped back there she'd immediately start raising arms and propaganda against the US, which she "loves dearly."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (M9ntN)

308 Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August

Yeah, I don't think the Israelis need money as a reason to blow your shit up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (Xw/fc)

309 who hasn't married their brother (or sister)? happens all the time.

Posted by: usntakim at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

310
Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Then she should scurry back home to Somalia. It's paradise on earth, I hear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

311 Robin Pogrebin@rpogrebin
"The broad outlines of the story are so familiar as to be almost archetypal, and for that reason it has the same power that fables do."

-
Yeah, "fable". That's one word for it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

If the weiner dont fit. You must aquit !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)

312 Damn Xians, part 7,354,987,452:

Daniel José Camacho@DanielJCamacho
You might want to make fun of religious people talking to plants, but the sad joke is how Christian ideas, over a 500+ year span, about the inferiority of Indigenous peoples and [white] humans dominating the earth, directly fed into the ecological emergency we're confronting today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)

313 >>Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk. This is what the MFM will focus on

Did Trump do that?

ROTFL!
She just claimed that she was a victim of 9/11 because as a muslim, she felt hated by Americans after the attack.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:30 PM (bDqIh)

314 305 299 Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk.

Yeah, but did someone stick her dick in someone's face?

That's what we really need to know.

Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2019 05:30 PM (8erNz)

315 But Joy Behar said today Cory Lewandowski is "worse than pimps and murderers I've taught!"

And Jon Huntsman's daughter nodded and agreed with everything Joy said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

What was Joy Behar teaching pimps and murderers? Trick of the trade?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:30 PM (jYnPD)

316 She just claimed that she was a victim of 9/11 because as a muslim, she felt hated by Americans after the attack.

Well, we certainly hate her now.

Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2019 05:31 PM (8erNz)

317 Bro Fo is claiming that the president retweeting a video of her dancing and partying on 9/11 is putting her life at risk. This is what the MFM will focus on

..

Twitter deleted it.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 05:27 PM (HJ38S)

Is this a joke? I mean is there really a video of Omar dancing on 9/11 ??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

318 You might want to make fun of religious people talking to plants, but the sad joke is how Christian ideas, over a 500+ year span, about the inferiority of Indigenous peoples and [white] humans dominating the earth, directly fed into the ecological emergency we're confronting today.

Yeah, the Mayans and the Easter Island people had the whole ecology thing DOWN.

And WHAT ecological emergency?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:31 PM (Xw/fc)

319 >>She just claimed that she was a victim of 9/11 because as a muslim, she felt hated by Americans after the attack.

Had I know her prior to 9/11, I doubt I would have liked her anymore than I do now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (ZLI7S)

320 155 Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American."

Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

Met her a long time ago at a farmers' fly-in in my hometown. Her dad was FAA director at the time.

She was very pretty.

Posted by: Sooner at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (Cqg4s)

321 Is this a joke? I mean is there really a video of Omar dancing on 9/11 ??

Extra points if she's naked and it involves a pole.

Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (8erNz)

322 >>Twitter deleted it.

Seriously?
Someone must've saved it - this isn't a joke, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

323 I will rain on him if he shows the vid of Bro Fo and AOC tribbing.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (UX5QD)

324 Did ya see the bill that omar has written?

"The Everybody that wants a Federal Job gets one Act"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (MxIn6)

325 320 155 Yep. Born "Lisa Halaby". Arab American."

Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

Met her a long time ago at a farmers' fly-in in my hometown. Her dad was FAA director at the time.

She was very pretty.
Posted by: Sooner at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (Cqg4s)

Queen Schnoorer of Jordan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (zBaqJ)

326 322 >>Twitter deleted it.

Seriously?
Someone must've saved it - this isn't a joke, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

It's not real if there's no pics.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (UX5QD)

327
One would think that a US Attorney might be interested in such an obvious case of fraud by a Member of Congress, but that only seems to happen when it's a Republican.
Posted by: Ever

======

The previous US Attorney in the relevant area indicated via form letter that she (he?) declined to investigate, but supposedly there's a new one who could, if she/he's not too busy yawning and busting hate-speakers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (M9ntN)

328 She just claimed that she was a victim of 9/11 because as a muslim, she felt hated by Americans after the attack.

She felt hated.

Not one single empirical instance of hate, just that she felt it. She's mentally ill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (Xw/fc)

329 I bet a lot of Somalians were dancing and partying on 9/11. Certainly no real Americans were.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (u//oP)

330 Aww, Stache Gordon Bolton is butthurt that Trump wasn't his puppet.

My respect for him is pretty much... done.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

331 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (1XAal)

332 I was told by top men that zero people danced on that day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 05:35 PM (F/mN6)

333
Is this a joke? I mean is there really a video of Omar dancing on 9/11 ??
Posted by: JoeF.

======

The tweet came out a few days later. I don't think there's any indication that she was dancing ON 9/11.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:35 PM (M9ntN)

334 >>Not one single empirical instance of hate, just that she felt it. She's mentally ill.

Maybe. I think she's just a liar and a professional victim.

Lot of that going around these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

335 This is the guy that originally broke the stories about Omar:

@realDSteinberg 1 hr ago

New: BIG Ilhan Omar Update

@IlhanMN stated she was not separated from her husband, and that the topic only pertained to her private life.

They are separated, and both her campaign finances and Hirsi's *FORMER* taxpayer-funded job are of public concern:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhpjfk5

(Haven't read the whole article yet)

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 05:35 PM (cF8AT)

336
The rain is pulling off to the east. I am a flood survivor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 05:35 PM (7rVsF)

337
Not one single empirical instance of hate, just that she felt it. She's mentally ill.
Posted by: Circa

======

She literally said that people like her were "stripped" of their civil rights after 9/11.

The interviewer just sat there and took it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (M9ntN)

338 291
A plethora of muzzies is one.

Ali bin Tribble

that won't work. the tribbles were in the quadrotriticale bin, not the ali bin.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

339 Backlash! You guys are backlashing!

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (MVjcR)

340 323 I will rain on him if he shows the vid of Bro Fo and AOC tribbing.
Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (UX5QD)

Do I want to look up "tribbing"?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (RD7QR)

341
Queen Schnoorer of Jordan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 05:33 PM (zBaqJ)

Before she was Queen Schmooz of Jorden.

Posted by: Sooner at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (Cqg4s)

342 329 I bet a lot of Somalians were dancing and partying on 9/11. Certainly no real Americans were.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (u//oP)

Bet ya 100 Samolians.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (UX5QD)

343 It was a video tweeted by Terrence Williams.

She was dancing and laughing he claimed it was on 9/11 not sure what year.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (HJ38S)

344 wife/sister Nur Said says to husband/brother Nur Said, "we just hate it when the in-laws come over" .. and both look at each other and laugh and laugh ...

they have a whole comedy routine they do in Somalia, laughing at the stupid American infidel.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

345 The internet does not forget, no matter what is erased. So says the hacker known as 4 chan.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM (F/mN6)

346 Then she should scurry back home to Somalia. It's paradise on earth, I hear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

and every day is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Posted by: Miklos, arghhh at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (QzkSJ)

347
Yeesh.

Yes, by all means let's import all the ignorant, poverty-stricken sociopaths that we can.

I see no way this doesn't lead to a better America for ourselves and or children.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (pqyXj)

348 Will Wilkinson @willwilkinson
In my latest at @nytopinion, I argue that the truculent response to @BetoORourke's mandatory assault weapon buyback proposal betrays a disturbing hostility to democracy on the right.

-
Blotto is augering in after his idiotic and unconstitutional call to ban weapons. Now it's time for you to end your disturbing hostility to democracy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)

349
Hirsi's *FORMER* taxpayer-funded job are of public concern:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhpjfk5

(Haven't read the whole article yet)
Posted by: Tami

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wtf? He had a taxpayer-funded job? I always wondered where their money came from, since they live pretty damn well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (M9ntN)

350 Aww, Stache Gordon Bolton is butthurt that Trump wasn't his puppet.

My respect for him is pretty much... done.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

Reported by politico from an unnamed alleged attendee of a closed door lunch. Yeah that sounds legit.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (8w3qu)

351 Whoa - she just got her ex-husband fired?

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1174434702272282624

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

352
This is completely random, so I apologize, but I think Donatella Versace looks like the blonde muppet from Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (pyXW1)

353 She literally said that people like her were "stripped" of their civil rights after 9/11.

And though stripped of civil rights, she got elected to Congress.

If you think about that one too much, your head will go all Scanners-splody.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (Xw/fc)

354 Reportedly, Nur was a party propagandist for the deposed dictator Barre. Wealthy by Somalian standards, they had to flee to Kenyan refugee camps for years before purchasing the Omar name from a family already stateside.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (Ndje9)

355 Is she still banging that evil white guy?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

356 is this a thing that real countries care about?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (thQkh)

357 This is completely random, so I apologize, but I think Donatella Versace looks like the blonde muppet from Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

That one is based on Joni Mitchell.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:39 PM (Xw/fc)

358 Is this a joke? I mean is there really a video of Omar dancing on 9/11 ??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

I think it was this past 9/11. Instead of doing any sort of remembrance she and her fellow goat fucking America haters were partying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2019 05:39 PM (kw5n8)

359 The NYT is so shameless; I know we know that.

"Trump Gives Medal to Another Sports Legend Who Likes Him: Mariano Rivera

It's the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
He's Mariano Rivera.

It's a great video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtoawkF7RmU

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 05:39 PM (vFhit)

360 they had to flee to Kenyan refugee camps for years before purchasing the Omar name from a family already stateside.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives

Well, that's kinda how we got Monaco.

Posted by: the Grimaldis at September 18, 2019 05:39 PM (QzkSJ)

361 348 Will Wilkinson @willwilkinson
In my latest at @nytopinion, I argue that the truculent response to @BetoORourke's mandatory assault weapon buyback proposal betrays a disturbing hostility to democracy on the right.

-
Blotto is augering in after his idiotic and unconstitutional call to ban weapons. Now it's time for you to end your disturbing hostility to democracy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)

Yes, I'm hostile to democracy, because we're a republic and a true democracy would be unpleasant at best. I'm also hostile to idiots who create strawmen and people who leave their turn signal on for miles on end but that's neither here nor there.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)

362 joncelli, LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 05:40 PM (QDnY+)

363 355 Is she still banging that evil white guy?
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

Like a hippie drum circle.

Posted by: Sooner at September 18, 2019 05:41 PM (Cqg4s)

364 The fact that Omar is still, and will likely be, for the foreseeable future, a member of congress is all you need to know about the state of this country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 05:41 PM (3H9h1)

365 She literally said that people like her were "stripped" of their civil rights after 9/11.

That's what they are teaching kids in school now. It's already in the history books, literally, even though it never happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:42 PM (u//oP)

366 >>Trump Gives Medal to Another Sports Legend Who Likes Him: Mariano Rivera

I remember when the NYT said the same thing when Obama gave the Medal of Freedom to Michael Jordan.

Just kidding.

Trump also gave the Medal of Freedom to Bob Cousy who did not vote for him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

367 Up thread a ways

Islam I take it requires to know some Arabic in studies and reciting

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

368
some Iranian tool on NPR just actually said out loud that the Iranian strike against Saudi Arabia was in retaliation for Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August...

I thought the Iranians said they didn't do it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

369 351 Whoa - she just got her ex-husband fired?

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1174434702272282624

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

He was fired mid June. Link @ 335.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

370

Women be wise, keep your mouth shut, don't advertise your manDon't sit around gossiping, explaining what your good man really can do
Some women nowadays, Lord they ain't no good
They will laugh in your face, Then try to steal your man from you
Women be wise, keep your mouth shut, don't advertise your man

Posted by: Sippie Wallace at September 18, 2019 05:44 PM (K3B2k)

371 . I'm also hostile to idiots who create strawmen and people who leave their turn signal on for miles on end but that's neither here nor there.
Posted by: joncelli
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The *only* warning chime in our Buick is a turn-signal timer. After 45 seconds (if the car is rolling) it announces (after a fashion) that you are an old person.

First time it happened, I couldn't figure out what the hell it was warning about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 05:44 PM (xSo9G)

372 And what do you want to bet, if she got shipped back there she'd immediately start raising arms and propaganda against the US, which she "loves dearly."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:28 PM (M9ntN)

When did she stop mainlining propaganda against America? She's the snake Trump talks about.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 05:44 PM (hYHlq)

373 107 Vice is nice, but incest is best.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 04:57 PM (FTlwv)

================================

But only relatively speaking....

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 18, 2019 05:44 PM (DV/hr)

374 >>It was a video tweeted by Terrence Williams.

She was dancing and laughing he claimed it was on 9/11 not sure what year.

Ah, just saw that it was from this year, not 9/11/01. I misunderstood. She says it was from a 9/13 CBC event.

You know what? This is exactly what the NYT + MSM just did to Kav, and does to Trump almost every day: someone rushes out a false/incomplete story, then the rest of the MSM amplifies it and then. . . hours, days later they get around to discovering that it's false.

Thems the rules! Sucks for you, Ilhan.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (bDqIh)

375 people who leave their turn signal on for miles on end

They're driving around the world. To the left.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (u//oP)

376 I'm also hostile to idiots who create strawmen and people who leave their turn signal on for miles on end but that's neither here nor there.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)

What about the assholes who are in the 10 item or less, cash only line with 28 cans of cat food and a jar of pennies? Cause I hate those people.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (myjNJ)

377 > some Iranian tool on NPR just actually said out loud that the Iranian strike against Saudi Arabia was in retaliation for Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August...

I thought the Iranians said they didn't do it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

YEAH BUT IF WE DID

Posted by: Iran, Islamic Republic of at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (t+qrx)

378 She still has that Nur car smell!

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (Ndje9)

379 You might be Somali if....

Posted by: Jeff Miklosworthy at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (QzkSJ)

380

Good on Imam of Peace. Only Nixon could go to China, and only Mohammad can take down Ilhan.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 05:46 PM (w+Z9D)

381 I thought the Iranians said they didn't do it?

You were not supposed to notice that

Only JOOOOOOOOS demand logical coherence and consistency.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 05:46 PM (Xw/fc)

382 Thems the rules! Sucks for you, Ilhan.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:45 PM (bDqIh)

Yepper. We can go back to the old rules anytime the left wants. It doesn't have to be this way.

But unless and until they agree, when they go low, I go lower.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)

383 >>He was fired mid June. Link @ 335.

Man, that is COLD.
IIRC, the kids are living with him while she's in DC.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:46 PM (bDqIh)

384
(Haven't read the whole article yet)
Posted by: Tami

======

What a snake she is. Supposedly, she got her husband's boss (Minneapolis Councilwoman Alondra Cano) to fire him in order to make him dependent on her (Ilhan) financially.

Now she's manipulating him with threats to impoverish him if he doesn't maintain her lies.

WOW.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:47 PM (M9ntN)

385 What a snake she is. Supposedly, she got her husband's boss (Minneapolis Councilwoman Alondra Cano) to fire him in order to make him dependent on her (Ilhan) financially.

Now she's manipulating him with threats to impoverish him if he doesn't maintain her lies.

WOW.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:47 PM (M9ntN)

Don't make me get off this horse.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:49 PM (UX5QD)

386 Someone should do like the British tabloids

$10,000 for a newsworthy photo of Ilhan Omar

There are paparazzi who live for that, and they make life hell, perfectly legally

Posted by: Miklos, former journo at September 18, 2019 05:49 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Simali family values are not compatible it seems with anything else

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 05:49 PM (ugF3O)

388 And yet she will remain in the House, and be re-elected.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2019 05:49 PM (8fHBx)

389 She literally said that people like her were "stripped" of their civil rights after 9/11.

That's what they are teaching kids in school now. It's already in the history books, literally, even though it never happened.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Hate crimes against muslims, they became endemic.

Loretta Lynch, Dec. 2015:

Speaking to the audience at the Muslim Advocates' 10th anniversary dinner Thursday, Lynch said her "greatest fear" is the "incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric" in America and vowed to prosecute any guilty of what she deemed violence-inspiring speech.

"The fear that you have just mentioned is in fact my greatest fear as a prosecutor, as someone who is sworn to the protection of all of the American people, which is that the rhetoric will be accompanied by acts of violence," she said.

"Now obviously this is a country that is based on free speech, but when it edges towards violence, when we see the potential for someone lifting that mantle of anti-Muslim rhetoric—or, as we saw after 9/11, violence directed at individuals who may not even be Muslims but perceived to be Muslims, and they will suffer just as much—when we see that we will take action," said Lynch.
-----------

See? It's all right there. It's History.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 05:49 PM (CDGwz)

390 Kind of a Devil's Advocate argument, but would it be possible she could consider her "father-in-law" to be a gift from Allah, and consider him as a father to her as well?

Mind you, I am rather sure that the facts are as they seem from the outside, but if there were really an innocent explanation, wonder if it could be something like that.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (QrTem)

391 Because I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.

/Stewart Somali

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (m45I2)

392 Ilhan Omar's family tree doesn't branch.

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (hjaPQ)

393 Fucking brothers, amiright?!

Posted by: Ilhan Said...,er Omar at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (9K7s5)

394

Tawhidi has made good on scoops, and he also obliquely named Linda Sarsour as a Qatar-backed candidate for Congress in Brooklyn.

Take that as you will... but I don't want Omar to have a big-city ally in the House.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (tnCk2)

395
When did she stop mainlining propaganda against America? She's the snake Trump talks about.
Posted by: trev006

======

True, she's always done that, but I bet if she were shipped back to Somalia the mask would completely drop. No more "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism," just "Death to America."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (M9ntN)

396 Man, that is COLD.
IIRC, the kids are living with him while she's in DC.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:46 PM (bDqIh)

Now she's manipulating him with threats to impoverish him if he doesn't maintain her lies.

WOW.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:47 PM (M9ntN)

From the article:

For the majority of 2019, Ahmed Hirsi has reportedly borne the responsibility of raising the three children he has with Omar. (One source used the term "abandoned" to describe Ilhan's recent share of the parenting.) Since June 14, Hirsi does not appear to have a reliable source of income.

Meanwhile, Rep. Omar currently draws a $174,000 Congressional salary, and reportedly received a $250,000 book advance in January.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (cF8AT)

397 See? It's all right there. It's History.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ahem

Herstory

Posted by: Miklos, just woke up at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (QzkSJ)

398 Saudis might have taken part in strikes in Syria against might have been Iranian assets or proxies following the attack on oil facilities in which Iran may be responsible.

There might be other things happening. Most of them, happening anyway, and already.

Hope that brings y'all up to date and clarifies the situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 05:51 PM (QDnY+)

399
IIRC, the kids are living with him while she's in DC.
Posted by: Lizzy

=====

they say she has "abandoned" her family.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:52 PM (M9ntN)

400 Awwww..... brother fucker!

Damn it.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 05:52 PM (3H9h1)

401
some Iranian tool on NPR just actually said out loud that the Iranian strike against Saudi Arabia was in retaliation for Saudi Arabia paying the Israelis to strike Iranian assets in August... And the NPR tool just said uh huh uh huh and drove on without even a Scooby Doo 'whuh'

Yeah. Israel started this shi'a/sunni battle for supremacy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

402 You might be Somali if....
Posted by: Jeff Miklosworthy
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You left hand hints of Eau de Outhouse.

Posted by: Heh heh at September 18, 2019 05:52 PM (LJsYz)

403 >>Kind of a Devil's Advocate argument, but would it be possible she could consider her "father-in-law" to be a gift from Allah, and consider him as a father to her as well?

It would be kinda weird since this is during the years that she's claimed - on a legal document for her divorce - that she was estranged from her brusband. She's claimed she had no contact with him since 2011 (IIRC) and did not even know where he was.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:53 PM (bDqIh)

404
Meanwhile, Rep. Omar currently draws a $174,000 Congressional salary, and reportedly received a $250,000 book advance in January.
Posted by: Tami

=======

That's kingly by Somalian standards, but I am dead certain it's nowhere near what she wants. I think that bitch wants to go for something big. Russian-oligarch big.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:53 PM (M9ntN)

405 What a snake she is. Supposedly, she got her
husband's boss (Minneapolis Councilwoman Alondra Cano) to fire him in
order to make him dependent on her (Ilhan) financially.

Now she's manipulating him with threats to impoverish him if he doesn't maintain her lies.

WOW.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:47 PM (M9ntN)

I'm not saying she's a cold, evil, manipulative, brother-marrying bitch. But she is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

406 " Her claim that she was merely calling her father "Happy Light" will satisfy a few willing fools, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 04:51 PM (M9ntN) "

"The Bart, The !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2019 05:54 PM (8fHBx)

407 Syrian. Ran a rug shop in Dallas, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

Do you think you could help me with this rug?

Posted by: Bill Barr's wig at September 18, 2019 05:54 PM (Jj+59)

408 /Stewart Somali
Posted by: Muldoon

Everybody must get stoned

Posted by: Sharia Compliant Bob Dylan (also from MN) at September 18, 2019 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)

409 True, she's always done that, but I bet if she were shipped back to Somalia the mask would completely drop. No more "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism," just "Death to America."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:50 PM (M9ntN)

You're right, of course, but it's no thinner a mask than any other Dem wears. And for mostly the same reasons.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 05:54 PM (GgLgM)

410 That's kingly by Somalian standards, but I am dead certain it's nowhere near what she wants. I think that bitch wants to go for something big. Russian-oligarch big.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:53 PM (M9ntN)

Yes but the $250k is just an advance.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 05:55 PM (cF8AT)

411 Hirsi needs to spill his guts to Tucker or someone else at Fox. That's the only way his story will get legs.

No real man would let a woman get away with that kind of treatment, not to mention how she's neglecting her own children.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

412
I'm not saying she's a cold, evil, manipulative, brother-marrying bitch. But she is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

======

And greedier than Hillary, I bet anything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:55 PM (M9ntN)

413 You might be Somali if your favorite Khat is a plant.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 05:56 PM (MxIn6)

414

"The Bart, The !"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

No one who can speak Arabic could be an evil man...

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 05:56 PM (w+Z9D)

415
Yes but the $250k is just an advance.
Posted by: Tami

======

I'm not sure if you know how book deals work so I'm sorry if I'm insulting your intelligence, but the advance is all most authors usually get. It takes a LOTTTTT of sales before you hit the royalty point, and a LOTTTTT of sales after that to make good money off royalties. I'm guessing she'll make just the $250k.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:57 PM (M9ntN)

416 Yes but the $250k is just an advance.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 05:55 PM (cF8AT)

And likely subject to Minnesota's equitable distribution laws.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 05:57 PM (jYnPD)

417 Abandoning children from the first marriage it's not our way but it is a Congressperson's way.

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:57 PM (UX5QD)

418 When the Mood God hits your eye

And your brother plows your pie

That's Somali!

Posted by: Nur Said at September 18, 2019 05:57 PM (2Mnv1)

419 Yeah. Israel started this shi'a/sunni battle for supremacy.

You laugh, but the Wahhabis literally believe that Shiism is a Jewish plot against Allah.
tinyurl.com/y6e4qt2k

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

420 Moon God, dammit!

Posted by: Nur Said at September 18, 2019 05:58 PM (2Mnv1)

421 I would think places like the Arabian peninsula were fairly covered by satellites

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)

422 I love America dearly and consider myself as American as anyone born here. That's why I say things like, "Americans are afraid of al Qaeda..." with that tone of disdain I use whenever I speak of the country and people I love to death.

Posted by: Ilhan Bromar at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (5itaF)

423 I'm not sure if you know how book deals work so I'm sorry if I'm insulting your intelligence, but the advance is all most authors usually get. It takes a LOTTTTT of sales before you hit the royalty point, and a LOTTTTT of sales after that to make good money off royalties. I'm guessing she'll make just the $250k.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:57 PM (M9ntN)

Ah, but that's the trick isn't it?

Posted by: Magic Horseman at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (UX5QD)

424
Hirsi needs to spill his guts to Tucker or someone else at Fox. That's the only way his story will get legs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

========

He needs to get a hero or a protector somehow, or I am DAMN sure she'll have him shipped back to Somalia and disappeared. He should turn federal witness and get a damn book deal of his own.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (M9ntN)

425 If she's working for Qatar, as Tawadi alleges, then she has a lot of income that is likely not reported to the IRS, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)

426 The original Mohammed sure created a world mess

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

427
And likely subject to Minnesota's equitable distribution laws.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

======

Agent also gets a 15% cut.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:00 PM (M9ntN)

428
We're having guacamole, tacos and somalis for dinner tonight.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2019 06:00 PM (pqyXj)

429 Nur said whose yo daddy.

Posted by: Little Omar at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (EgshT)

430 Well, I once more have a working phone. Was able to get my Canuckistani phone unlocked, and now it is up and running on the Ting network here IN AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (jEgzt)

431
If she's working for Qatar, as Tawadi alleges, then she has a lot of income that is likely not reported to the IRS, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy

=====

Right, I was trying to remember his other charge. Well if she's working for Qatar then her soon-to-be-divorced hubby is toast if he doesn't get himself some protection pronto.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (M9ntN)

432 The sad thing is she married her brother to skirt the law...but in Nubian Egypt the consanguinity rate is about 70% no deeper than first cousins. For those keeping score at home...consanguinity in this case refers to inbreeding heathens.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (zH/ih)

433 @realDSteinberg 13 minutes ago

No MN outlet noticed this major development - that Hirsi lost his city council job long ago.

Let's see if @StarTribune, @WCCO, and other outlets that have kept negative info about @IlhanMN from voters - which has led to her becoming a national embarrassment - follow up.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (cF8AT)

434 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (jYnPD)

435 Do I want to look up "tribbing"?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 05:36 PM

Of course you do. This is The Horde.

1) What could go wrong?
2) You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (GpDwp)

436 Nood more Joe Biden

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (t+qrx)

437 @418-there's a bunch welders here at the fab shop at Chevron Refinery Richmond CA laughing their asses off at that. Thanks!

Posted by: JROD at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (oAXUX)

438 He needs to get a hero or a protector somehow, or I am DAMN sure she'll have him shipped back to Somalia and disappeared. He should turn federal witness and get a damn book deal of his own.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (M9ntN)

He should embrace Christianity, convert the kids, too, and move to Texas and buy guns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (jEgzt)

439 Do not most moslims marry their first cousins?

Posted by: Yo! at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (1XAal)

440 He needs to get a hero or a protector somehow, or I
am DAMN sure she'll have him shipped back to Somalia and disappeared. He
should turn federal witness and get a damn book deal of his own.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 05:59 PM (M9ntN)

Agree. That's why I believe Tucker would put eyes on him. He can't get disappeared suddenly after an appearance on his show (I hope).

He doesn't owe that evil, lying, selfish bitch anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

441 America was founded as a Constitutional Republic. I agree with joncelli about democracies. They are mob rule.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (UUkQp)

442 I still don't get the marrying her brother thing. She lived in the US...he had asylum in England and was living there. (He went to a year or two of HS here before going to England.)

What was to be gained by them marrying?

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

443 You laugh, but the Wahhabis literally believe that Shiism is a Jewish plot against Allah.
tinyurl.com/y6e4qt2k
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

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The Sunni are sacreligious. So are the Shi'a. Death to them all.

Posted by: Some Islamic Sect or Other at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (tnCk2)

444 Actually, there is a theory out there that Omar and the father changed their name to entire the US, and he was a top gubbermint propaganda officail back in the Old Country.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (gdfZ0)

445 430 Well, I once more have a working phone. Was able to get my Canuckistani phone unlocked, and now it is up and running on the Ting network here IN AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (jEgzt)

Phones stink.
Someday, they will put that Librum phone on the market. Hopefully it will be better.

Posted by: sok at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (UX5QD)

446 >> I still don't get the marrying her brother thing. She lived in the US...he had asylum in England and was living there. (He went to a year or two of HS here before going to England.)

What was to be gained by them marrying?
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At the time they both in college - think there was some tuition angle? Also may have just wanted to be in the US, maybe better benefits, who knows.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (bDqIh)

447 At the time they both in college - think there was some tuition angle? Also may have just wanted to be in the US, maybe better benefits, who knows.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (bDqIh)

I suppose but...I dunno. Seems like a lot of effort for tuition.

Did you seen the Glenn Beck Blackboard explanation of this whole thing? I'm not a Beck fan but it was pretty good.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)

448 Here it is Lizzy...

https://tinyurl.com/y5w84wpr

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

449 Glenn Beck deserves a medal for educating America on a lot of commie history. I like the guy even if he's tetched a bit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (UUkQp)

450 To everything, turn, turnThere is a season turn, turnA time to gather
Stones together.

Posted by: Stuff Mohammad Said, Vol. III at September 18, 2019 08:21 PM (HOXd0)

451 Pantylineblog does do some good investigative work.

Paul is a worthless pussy, though...

Posted by: earnest s walls at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (N2XjR)

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