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NYT's Maggie Haberman Brags That the NYT Already Had the Information that Leland Keyser Was Pressured by Ford's Friends;
But Then Gets Quiet When Asked, "Why Didn't the NYT Report It, Then?"
Actually, Mollie Hemingway and Carrie Severino already broke this story in their book Justice on Trial, but the media is pretending that book doesn't exist and doesn't "count" for scoop purposes.
Only Liberal Reporting is Real News is the rule -- though that rule seems to have things exactly 100% backwards and wrong. But even playing along with the media's increasingly fantastical version of alt-reality: It seems weird to brag about having a scoop which you decided to bury and suppress for purposes of book sales and partisan political advertising.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)
No serious, ah shit, I just willowed myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)
Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (mrrpb)
Mollie Hemingway's "breaking news" is stuff that's been lying around in plain sight for a year. That's how far behind the idiot left is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (3EPLG)
Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.
Posted by: zombie
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I don't even bother trying to type "first." That right there could cost you the top spot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: Miklos, admiring thriftiness at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Maggie Rosanne Rosanadana at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (ieDV+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (zXlV/)
I had to take a dump real bad, but my editors were in the bathroom, and in the stress of it all I forgot to report that part.
Posted by: Maggie Habberman at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (bDqIh)
- My fuckhead of a friend of ten years that I have unfriended on Facebook because he is a fuckhead
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Zombie W Duranty at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (dCRRg)
Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.
Posted by: zombie
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I don't even bother trying to type "first." That right there could cost you the top spot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I like how you use BOTH hands to smash the keyboard --first an "a" with the left hand, but then an "l" and a "j" with the right hand, then back to "f" and "a" with the left again -- proving you just whomped both hands down simultaneously and then hit "Post"!
Me, I generally just go asasfdfada with the left fingers, leaving the right hand free to simultaneously move the mouse to the "Post" button. Saves up to two precious seconds!
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:03 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)
And you're ours.
"Bark, Kurt-girl. Bark!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:03 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)
You know how flimsy and wacky the NYT's bullshit "victim" is?
WaPo had this fake allegation a year ago and passed on it, which means all of Fake News eventually got wind of it (probably because it was shopped around to all of them).
BUT who, instead, did some in Fake News (especially CNN and msnbc) decide to run with? The Gang Bang girl!
Remember her? At the time, the Gang Bang Rape Gang Girl had more credibility to run with than the Clinton-Op's anonymous victim with amnesia.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (IkqSn)
The Trump Curse is real and has spawned the Kavanaugh Kurse as well.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (COzlW)
Do you play chess while chatting on a chesterfield?
Posted by: fluffy
https://tinyurl.com/y24x24vq
Posted by: Miklos, endorsed at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (ieDV+)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+qBkz)
We're Balkanizing ourselves...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (T8HPM)
*******
We all know Dubya was Saudi's bitch.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (6kwVS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (90T4r)
He looks amazing. Make up looks perfect, and hair is well done including color. Nice , well fitted suit and beautiful tie. I guess after seeing snippets all day of the typical DC politician, including Nadler, seeing a well dressed, alpha male in his seventies looking like a movie star is a welcome tonic.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)
The Trump Curse is real
Posted by: JuJuBee
Trump's entire presidency is simply a long-game strategy to discredit the NY Times, so their building loses brand value, so he can then buy it out from under them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (haWye)
@MZHemingway
PSA for reporters interested in Kavanaugh story because of a book. @JCNSeverino and I wrote an exhaustively reported and thoroughly researched book chock full of news (from page one on!). It debuted at #1 just weeks ago. It might be time to read it.
She even provided a link to Amazon. Lol!
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)
IIRC, 41 and 43 were tight with the KSA!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (BiNEL)
bitches of other countries, I think Obama set the gold standard for
fellatio with Iran.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Well he did practice a lot with the other countries, so...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (mo1Sv)
About as productive as a urinary tract infection.
Ouch!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (gAXBD)
Did you like the crease in his pants too?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (2DOZq)
*****************************
I think it's unavoidable, there was a time when you could be friends with democrats because they still loved America even if they were assholes.
Now they're just assholes who want to deplatform you, kill full term babies, take away your guns, and suck the dick of WokeCorp like it's going out of style.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
lolgf, fakenewsweek
Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (IkqSn)
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I've never heard of it. Or this "Mollie Hemingway" (if that's even a real name).
And if I haven't heard of you, you aren't important. And if I haven't read your book, it isn't worth reading.
I'm THAT important.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (vUsEP)
The Trump Curse is real and has spawned the Kavanaugh Kurse as well.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (COzlW)
Trumpenfreude is real.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (CDCKr)
Why are New York Times reporters Robin Pogrebin, Kate Kelly and Maggie Haberman still employed?
Why is this question not viral?
Posted by: Arbalest at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (FlRtG)
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (IkqSn)
Next they're going to tell us he stole Corn Pops!
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (mrrpb)
Posted by: pimp grammer nazizzle at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (tH5fk)
***************
Trump Times has a nice ring to it. Paper would be made of classy and luxurious material, the best, believe me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (+dsLj)
I always think Kurt must be using a old version of goolag translate to convert from Romulan to Engrish.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)
Trump is a movie star.
And television.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (zXlV/)
All the news that fits is printed. That little tidbit didn't fit, had a half-page Tiffany's ad to print on that page. Some extraneous bits to stories, just end up on the cutting room floor, because editors.
Maggie's Drawers Haberman
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EuOUw)
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LOL, that's right! Mollie asked Jonah if he'd read her book and he pretended not to know about it.
And they are on the same damn show, so he's basically saying that instead of keeping up on current events, he's hanging out in bars and having flirt-fights with other undersexed cucks just like him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)
A 16 year old with zero credible expertise in her chosen testimony is going to take up Congressional time with her wisdom. While important issues such as passing the USMCA sits in idle on Pelosi's desk.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (90T4r)
You know, like Poland could have attacked Germany on Aug 31, 1939
Corrections on p 68 below the ad for Truvada, unless we run out of ink that day. Could happen, you know.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (tH5fk)
You know, the NYT isn't being as slick with this Kavanaugh thing as they think they are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Nor is that female Holmes and Watson team. I can't believe CNN squeezed them this hard for an answer:
https://tinyurl.com/y3nvz5ba
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM
He had a bad habit of bending over and sticking his face at crotch level when he met world leaders. Made me cringe whenever I saw footage of his debasement of self and country. No one respected him or feared him. They *liked* him and that's what's important to the left.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)
That's some real gooder English there. Who did you learn the language from Tarzan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (IuCSU)
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM
Stole pancakes? That tears it! As a lifelong Republican who voted for every Bush, I'm leaving the party!
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)
President Trump looks younger now than when he took office. He sleeps briefly, but deeply, wakes well before the alarm clock goes off, and jumps out of bed, murmuring "let's kick this pig." You can tell he lives to fight. Like a friggin' Viking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (u//oP)
********
I never fail to be amazed at how Jonah Soyberg could morally preen so loudly when his mouth is full of dick.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (u//oP)
In NYT: "All the news that's fit to bury"
Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (CDCKr)
Reality: "Honestly, we have no idea what we are doing anymore, what is real and what is a disordered fever dream. But, OrangeManBad, right?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: The New York Times at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (FlRtG)
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IIRC, Haberman is being sued for libel by the Covington Kids.
So it's good that she still has a job. Those kids need more money.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (+dsLj)
Mayor Buttplug: It takes a lot of practice
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (IuCSU)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (WdocV)
@CalebJHull
Swalwell: "So every note you take of the President, you put in a safe? How big is that safe?"
Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."
Swalwell is so triggered.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)
A 16 year old with zero credible expertise in her chosen testimony is going to take up Congressional time with her wisdom. While important issues such as passing the USMCA sits in idle on Pelosi's desk.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM
She's autistic. Dunno how that's going to go in front of Congress but I imagine she'll have handlers hovering at her elbow.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (COzlW)
The cobs keep raimondo around because he at least thinks for himself, even if he's not too bright.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)
___
Hey, he learned it from me.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (WdocV)
I haven't lost friends over Trump (though I have a LOT of liberal friends, being in Denver).
But, the key here is: I haven't ever made friends with Leftists, because I have impeccable taste.
Now, I can't help my family. I've had a couple of family members who can't roll with the Big Dog, and hate my part of the family for supporting him.
Oh well. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (786Ro)
You are not going to get Kavanaugh impeached
You are going to lose the 2020 election
PDT is going to name another Justice to replace RBG
Have a nice day.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (84LPL)
But even playing along with the media's increasingly fantastical version of alt-reality:
The left is a denial of reality. Socialism works. Boys are girls and vice versa. They are destroying this country by imposing their twisted view of life on us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (IuCSU)
Proof that she's an idiot. Did she not anticipate that question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (jpBkc)
Thunberg, has accepted a Democrat invitation to testify(yes testify) in
front of Congress on Thursday.
***
Hey its just the Dem's own version of The Children's Crusade.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (WdocV)
Ignoring the Severino/Hemingway blockbuster is another article of Leftist Activist MSM faith. They must get together monthly, square away their worldviews and sacrifice a goat, because their hive mind is astounding.
They hate Mollie for pulling no punches, and the NeverTrumpers hate her because they are smallminded scum of the earth bridge trolls, who care only about their Arlington addresses and Meile dish washers. Honesty is a remote concept and patriotism is a cynical ploy to play the proles (build the dang bridge!) and not a virtue.
Fuck them all. Roast in hell, Bulwark. The NYT is going down. And all the idiot turncoats are going to choke on the dustcloud.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Both Bill Clinton and Obama aged about 20 years while in office.
Carter went from "young" to "old" in about three months during the Iran Embassy crisis coinciding with the inflation crisis.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)
Ahh, Herr Kommisar!
Romulan, Rumanian, Roman, Remainin.
No wonder It gets confused.
Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (6kwVS)
I'm not sure how many like liked him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5hmqDuuCRk
(Never gets old)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: aka Ted Cruz trollmeister at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Ut9W7)
Lou Reed. Nice.
Kitchens of Distinction might have some apropos lyrics as well.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Mo1SD)
Is that picture you linked some sort of shaved orangutang?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)
vice versa. They are destroying this country by imposing their twisted
view of life on us
***
Not exactly. They believe they can change reality with "good thoughts". As long as EVERYONE thinks "good thoughts".
And they've arrived at the viewpoint the only way to get there is to get rid of all those "bad thinkers" out there.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (WdocV)
Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."
Swalwell is so triggered.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)
{{{Tami}}}
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ut9W7)
Why is this question not viral?
It is not viral because approximately 50% of the nation has decided that they cannot face reality, and want to be spoon fed lies. The MSM wants to tell lies, so really, it's a match made in heaven,
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: Kurt's Bitch Haver at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (OneoG)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM
You got the munchies?
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (786Ro)
Trump's entire presidency is simply a long-game strategy to discredit the NY Times, so their building loses brand value, so he can then buy it out from under them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!
Posted by: zombie
======
He hit upon the simplest scheme in the world.
1 - Get elected president of the United States.
2 - Execute real state plans.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (13CQC)
they hate her because she embarrasses them by reading books and documents instead of just bullshit on twitter, which is what they all do.
They pose as the Smartest People in the Room, but my God, the thought of reading something longer than a tweet is anathema to them.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Popular Attitude Among the Left at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (CDGwz)
It's easy to see how the Left killed so many millions in the last century.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)
Funny how Hillary Clinton's attorney was the only one at this drunken party who was sober enough to remember what happened.
Everyone else was too drunk so they forgot, but Hillary's attorney friend remembers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)
Actually, Nadler is Jabba the Hut wearing make up and a girdle.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (O4YGa)
Scroll down the comments on the tweet, love the gifs people are posting.
These jerks think they are so important. When they get a snark pushback, they try to act like the little bullies they are, LOL. Going to contempt Lewandoski., right.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (uGKjl)
Is that picture you linked some sort of shaved orangutang?
Posted by: Surfperch
I'm not shaved. I just have allopecia.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM
What was he, 8 years old?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (COzlW)
instead of keeping up on current events, he's hanging out in bars and
having flirt-fights with other undersexed cucks just like him.
***
I remember when Jonah's mom was on Hillary's Fort Marcy Park list. Now he essentially works for Hillary.
What a Quisling.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (KXm0E)
Read a book? Read a document you're, ahem, reporting on?
That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)
Psssst!
If he could do the same with a building on Turtle Bay it would be much appreciated!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Surfperch
I'm not shaved. I just have allopecia.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)
I'm not going to google that.
Posted by: Surfperch, thankful he lives underwater at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Miklos, with hot sauce in his manpurse at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Force of habit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM
Imagining Russian call girls singing that while standing on a bed in a Moscow hotel.
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (786Ro)
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
When no one was looking,
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (gAXBD)
The guy never forgets a schwanz, I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)
To pretty him up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM
Hope Hicks should've dressed up like Princess Leia with the buns and the bikini for her testimony. He would've become totally unglued.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)
*curt nod*
Excellent choice.
*puts notebook in apron*
I'll be right back with your drinks.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
But, the key here is: I haven't ever made friends with Leftists, because I have impeccable taste.
Now, I can't help my family. I've had a couple of family members who
can't roll with the Big Dog, and hate my part of the family for
supporting him.
Oh well. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (EuOUw)
Thats how you do it. I have zero leftist friends, never did, never will. I have nothing in common with them. Fortunately, no leftists in the family either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (9Om/r)
Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
***
But the real pressing question - how many scoops of ice cream did he eat?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)
He might have sprung a stiffy..ewww
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (3SIip)
Another funny one was Emerald Robinson of OAN. She burned Jonah and some other cucks down to the waterline in a very incisive column about NeverTrump.
That fat fag pretended that he had not only never heard of Robinson, but also that he didn't know what OAN was.
OAN doesn't have a wide audience, but if you're part of the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ ya damn well know what OAN is.
Jonah is SUCH a little bitch-maid drama queen. A middle school mean-girl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (EuOUw)
and I'm sure that AOC will drive up in a car with solar panels on the roof to participate.
And Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ZqRa6)
Although you did come up with an accurate quote of the NYT masthead, and then a cogent extrapolation of the masthead, what you didn't do was to explain what it was you're talking about.
Are you talking about the title of the post you're commenting on? "the Information that Leland Keyser Was Pressured by Ford's Friends"? Because I submit that this information is eminently fit to print.
Unless the NYT is just Carlos Slim's personal blog and the masthead, a lie. Perish that thought!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)
*blinks rapidly*
*imagination goes into hyperspace*
*hits plaid, loses coherence, drools slightly*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM
He's like Pepperidge Fahm, he remembuhs.
Hillary probably has blackmail pics of him leading guys around by the member.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (WWS2B)
They are waiting for the ballots from Broward County.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)
If you want proof that it's possible to write without being able to read, just go on Twitter.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (O4YGa)
That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.
"They literally know nothing."
- some other fellator of TFG referring to imbecile "reporters" that I can only guess have been hand-picked exactly for that reason.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)
It's what I been sayn all along. JT say it an erbody be like "aww."
Posted by: R Kelly at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (OneoG)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (gdfZ0)
It's not viral because .01% of the country cares about the NYT's. The Times is doing this because it keeps the MSM, Fox and Mark Levin screaming about it.
If you just assume everything the Times publishes, right down to their stupid theater reviews and recipes are lies, filled with errors and misrepresentation, an assumption held by the vast majority of the country, you're health and sanity will remain in good shape.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)
How many Chads can there be in Israel?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:26 PM (gAXBD)
Although you did come up with an accurate quote of the NYT masthead.....Perish that thought!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Now that was just mean.
Posted by: Miklos on tap at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Wassup!
Posted by: raitardo! at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (Hn6S7)
Maggie Haberman's not too bright, is she?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
and I finally got to bed, happy as could be, knowing that Hillary was flinging empty vodka bottles at everyone in the room
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:28 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (thQkh)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ZqRa6)
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Nicely put, that's precisely how it will play out. And as frustrating as that is, I appreciate your last line for it made me belly laugh.
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (ZqRa6)
I mean, these faggot cuck retards really prefer tweeting all day about
Crazy New Fast Food Menu Items! and Marvel Movies and What Was On TV
Last Night.
Read a book? Read a document you're, ahem, reporting on?
That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)
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Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!
Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)
Ohhh, he is in enemy territory
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (3SIip)
Scroll down the comments on the tweet, love the gifs people are posting.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (uGKjl)
Yeah, they're are some good ones!
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)
story was crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying"
was total crap.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (ZqRa6)
The Hanover Fist voice she was using was also a clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach
She's clearly not deathly afraid of lying, so it's not like somebody just misheard.
Posted by: Miklos, with sadly few Beach Friends at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
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She seems determined to blow through every warning gate regarding libel law.
More power to her.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)
How did you get my baby picture?
Posted by: Hawthorne
I hacked your phone. They have NSA malware tools to do that through the Internet now. If your phone is within bluetooth distance of your computer, I can hack it. Got your photo library AND your Social Security number.
I can hack all y'alls phones.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)
Ohhh, he is in enemy territory
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (3SIip)
It was for the fundraiser that Will and Grace were peeing their pants about.
Hope he raised a shit ton.
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)
Hey, It's a long drive for crying out loud.
Posted by: Fat Sal in his Buick LeSabre at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)
Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.
YUP. I was going to post that as a blow-off post but it just felt beneath everyone, even as a blow-off.
That's an AllahPundit move. That, and posting about new KFC menu items.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)
Best of all, the commercial list is short between segments of news. I am not treated to repeats of Limu Emu and Doug seven times an hour , alongside Jamie from Progressive, and State Farm Insurance, We seen it, We've covered it.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: Max Power
Trump's HERE???
Where???
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)
Blasey-Ford was like Strzok, in that none of the news dorks could figure out how to say her dumb name. I heard Blazy, Blacey, Blozzy, Blossy, Blazzy, Blassy.
Still can't figure out how to say the lyin' bitch's name.
Two-Door Ford works for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:33 PM (ZqRa6)
Anybody want to have an IQ test with me? How about a smartiness test about things... important numbery things and stuff.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 08:33 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:05
***************
.... with precision.
I hope she has a bodyguard.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:34 PM (wiXsO)
They had a non #woke version in the '70s, with Penis Starbuck. It was kind of stupid. They had an okay version in the 2000s with Vagina Starbuck. It was good for two seasons counting the opening miniseries as the pilot.
I don't want to see Gender Fluid Starbuck.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hands
Why does it seem like so many on the right who have balls are wimmens?
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (tH5fk)
Hey, we can throw our same ingredients into a bowl. Call it lo carb! It'll be gold!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)
No plans had been made that included her testifying, or contacting corroborating witnesses. It was all supposed to end with Collins and Flake and Murkowski telling PDT "We'll vote no, withdraw the nomination."
So, yeah, in a panic, they probably made some threats.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (8AONa)
http://www.ktvu.com/news/politics/ protest-likely-to-greet-trump-fundraising-trip-in-california-1#/
"PORTOLA VALLEY, Calif. (AP/KTVU) -- President Donald Trump is making a rare visit to California, a Democratic stronghold where he is expected to rake in millions of dollars during a series of fundraisers for his reelection effort that are being met by wealthy supporters as well as jeering protesters.
Late Tuesday morning, Air Force One touched down at Moffett Field in Mountain View, making this Trump's first trip to the Bay Area as president...."
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2019 08:32
**********
You ain't seen nothing yet.
They're just getting started.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (wiXsO)
Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)
That's an AllahPundit move. That, and posting about new KFC menu items.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)
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I saw it surface at work and almost projectile-vomited on my monitor.
For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks. It was a thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.
I did a brutal takedown on it on bleedingfool.com and set a personal record for hate comments.
The show was beaten by re-runs, but its fans make Trekkies look sober, rational and restrained.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (COzlW)
***
Yes, the first couple of seasons were very good. And then they turned it into one of the dumber War on Terror metaphor shows/movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Iblis at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (1mpw4)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (ZqRa6)
You know, like Poland could have attacked Germany on Aug 31, 1939
Corrections on p 68 below the ad for Truvada, unless we run out of ink that day. Could happen, you know.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (ZqRa6)
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See just because there is no proof that it happened, does not mean that it did not happen.
We need to impeach Poland for interfering with the Third Reich and Hitler and Stalin's plan to help Poland!!
Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)
Dhillon called his Portola Valley fundraiser an "unmitigated success" with an estimated 400 guests who attended and that the president raised $4 million.
Ahead of the visit, there was a shroud of mystery surrounding the exact location of the event. KTVU had confirmed that Palo Alto and Mountain View police were notified of his visit. Even the guests weren't officially told. They met in an office parking lot in Palo Alto, before getting shuttled to a home in Portola Valley. They were told to check in their cell phones before they entered the party.
In an unusual move, Trump campaign officials - not his top donors - were listed as sponsors of the event. Dhillon said there were concerns that Antifa, an anti-fascist group, could stir violent protests."
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (Q3dyo)
if they don't want to be in the politics business anymore, they should go. No one wants them anyway. They're just keeping those slots from actual conservative writers.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (gAXBD)
zombie- at undisclosed locations in SF and LA.
Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)
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zombie - I know you can find them. And then release your hideous changeling to tear them all asunder.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (EuOUw)
Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)
Target rich environment for the SS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (9Om/r)
I've been rewatching the original lately. In some ways its as bad as I remember, in some ways a bit better.
I didn't know that it was pushed from TV movie to series by the network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (COzlW)
For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks. It was a thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.
I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in.
What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows, aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and would never miss Their Shows."
That was kind of a turn-off to me.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (6qErC)
Where???
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)
No one knows. Invitation only fund raiser and after the stupid actors declared they were going to write down the names of every person attending and make sure they never work in Hollywood again. Trump's campaign decided to have people meet at a location in which they will be shuttled to a secret spot for the party to be held. I'm assuming they will be driven to an underground garage, etc. with no press allowed.
The left is really starting to wear on people.
By the way, in conjunction with this story the AM, Fox said Trump has raised $124 M compared to the closest Dem, Warren , who has raised $34M.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
""I'm clearly against Trump," said Sandi Engel of Portola Valley, saying the president is full of "hate and lies" and that she disagreed with him on everything from guns to immigration. "I think he's a coward to come to such a small town like Portola Valley. ..."
Ummm -- Obama went to Portola Valley (and to adjacent Peninsula enclaves) about 50 freakin' times between 2007 and 2016. But I didn't see you complaining then.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: The NYT at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (WdocV)
Dhillon called his Portola Valley fundraiser an "unmitigated success" with an estimated 400 guests who attended and that the president raised $4 million.
Posted by: zombie
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Holy smack. I bet the gods of Sili Valley would love to get hold of the attendee list. Heck, so would I.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (3EPLG)
Trump's HERE???
Where???
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)
Zombie's going to photobomb a Trump appearance.
Only we won't know it when it happens.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Soothie at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (IkqSn)
I was a math / ancient med civ major. I can handle politics and fuel management in my entertainment. I'm all about the Asimov. To a point.
What this world really needs right now is Lawyers In Space. (Yes, we will provide ace, Insomniac, my mom and AtC with suits.)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2)
the casino planet?
i think that might have been like part 2 of the first one. Or maybe it was the second full episode.
yes, I vaguely remember bee-like creatures and sealing people in honeycombs.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (PbpT7)
the casino planet?
***
Right after the Cyclons killed 90+% of humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (WdocV)
Finally sat and watched a bit about 3 years ago. Still don't get the hoopla. It blew chunks.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)
I didn't know that it was pushed from TV movie to series by the
network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have
adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (oVJmc)
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I've been doing the same. I think it does pretty well, given the time. Lots of original features, plus Starbuck was far more interesting as a guy who starts as a cad but begins to mature.
If you want to see my screed:
https://tinyurl.com/y52ph46a
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Miklos, with suggestion at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)
***
Like real ones?
Without spacesuits?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (3SIip)
I think he's already left Cali.
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)
thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was
awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.
I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in.
What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot
cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated
jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows,
aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and
would never miss Their Shows."
That was kind of a turn-off to me.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
The BSG reboot was a fucking dumpster fire. It had me rooting for the cylons to wipe out that wandering missing tribe of humanity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (9Om/r)
Ummm -- Obama went to Portola Valley (and to adjacent Peninsula enclaves) about 50 freakin' times between 2007 and 2016. But I didn't see you complaining then.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Q3dyo)
Portola Valley, the only place where you'll see $2,000 cars parked in front of $10,000,000 homes.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (O4YGa)
network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have
adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.
there's a documentary about this on YouTube. Strangely, I watched it last month, despite not caring about the old BSG.
Yes, all rushed in a very short amount of time. Scripts were being written on day of the shoot.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (WdocV)
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That was part of the pilot. The casino didn't get the memo because the bug people intervened.
That creeped me out as a kid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (6qErC)
It opened with a three-parter (which was released to theaters as a feature film).
The first hour is good, very tight and moves well. Then they wind up on Space Vegas for Ep. 2, which is really filler before the space battle Ep. 3.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Target rich environment for the SS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
USMC
Posted by: Miklos, with suggestion at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)
--------
GNADCCC.
Get a whole construction battalion at one stroke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (EuOUw)
Following Following @realDSteinberg
More
NEW Ilhan Omar update:
I am publishing new, exclusive material on @IlhanMN tomorrow.
I focus on a key piece of unpublished info contradicting Omar's public statements. Due to its nature, I'm hopeful this info leaves MN media feeling it has no choice but to follow up.
This guy has done all the work exposing Omar...and shaming MN press.
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)
Prove me wrong... and do my wife... but mostly just do my wife.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (pw+jk)
The Republicans are like the ladies in "Reading Lolita in Tehran"
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (84LPL)
Sincerely ours, the New ... York ... Times.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (Pqytn)
Following Following @realDSteinberg
More
NEW Ilhan Omar update:
I am publishing new, exclusive material on @IlhanMN tomorrow.
I focus on a key piece of unpublished info contradicting Omar's public statements. Due to its nature, I'm hopeful this info leaves MN media feeling it has no choice but to follow up.
This guy has done all the work exposing Omar...and shaming MN press.
...
I'll be taking extensive notes on your work and then later pretending I never saw it, babe.
Posted by: Tiana Lowe, Cooch-Blogger for the Cucked-Out Washington Examiner at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (PbpT7)
Guess who caught the New York Times' Kavanaugh authors in another huge error? This time in the Atlantic. "Witnesses Defended Kavanaugh. NYT Authors Falsely Claimed Silence"
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (QkPts)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Miklos, not a pop culture type at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (ykYG2)
So for any reasonably honest person, the Times' chicanery will have an effect.
Given that the NYT has repeatedly demonstrated their willingness to lie for the left, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anyone on the planet who actually still considers them a reputable news source. I know people say they do, but maybe they're lying.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (O4YGa)
What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot
cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated
jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows,
aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and
would never miss Their Shows."
That was kind of a turn-off to me.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
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They took every redeeming feature of the original and smeared progressive talking point excrement over it. It was hot, smoking garbage.
Some dweeb actually did a youtube response to my take-down. No kidding, and it's 30 minutes long! I couldn't even make myself watch it, this guy was so painfully lame.
And yet Allahpussy and Goldberg were all about it, hanging on each and every episode like it was Twin Peaks on crack.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)
The Republicans are like the ladies in "Reading Lolita in Tehran"
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (84LPL)
I have several friends who live in Northern California and in the eastern valleys. It's the big cities that are destroying CA, not the rest of the state. Just like in other states with a couple of large population centers run by Dems, they outvote due to population the rest of the state, imposing their idiot ideas on the rest.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (+m8Oo)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)
.@realDonaldTrump rally in NM was a data gold mine.
45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM)
78% of registrants matched to voter file
Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1)
52% male, 48 % female
40% Latino
31% Democrat
Whoa!
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)
Google him.
Rat.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)
Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
The one with Lloyd Bridges was pretty good so was the one with Patrick Macnee.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (M4E/B)
Captain Krystal!
And introducing Jeb Bush as Mr Spock!
Watch the first episode before the sponsors all bail on us!
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
At a very similar Obama event in 2010 I scooped the world by taking a photo fo the guest list, which a Dem operative was foolishly flapping around in her hands:
https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2011/04/23/ obama-visits-the-slush-fund-bay-area/?singlepage=true
"A White House staffer checked every arrival against an official guest list.
{pic}
Even if you arrived on foot, you still had to be on the list, and were given a once-over by the Secret Service.
{pic}
I began to notice that the White House staffer was being very lackadaisical about protecting the list. She often stood just a few feet from us rubberneckers with the list dangling in plain view. Could I resist snapping a couple pictures of it? Of course not!
The guest list
I already made a separate blog post about the guest list; click here if you want to read it or link to it as a stand-alone entry. Otherwise, just keep reading below since I've pasted that separate post in its entirety here. (And if you've already read it, then skip the next few photos and scroll down for the continuation of this report -- there's plenty more!)
Obama's $3 million S.F. dinner -- the complete guest list
Craig Newmark, Cissie Swig, Steve Westly and will.i.am each happily dropped $35,800 to dine with President Obama at billionaire Marc Benioff's San Francisco home Wednesday evening. These are just some of the 85 famous names on the fundraiser's guest list which was plainly visible to rubberneckers as attendees checked in. Combined, Obama's take for the 90-minute event was a cool $3 million -- or $3,043,000 to be exact (85 guests x $35,800 each)....
...
List of attendees at Marc Benioff's $35,800/plate Obama fundraiser:
Page 1
Denise Bauer
Russell Benioff
Joelle Benioff
Lynne Benioff
Marc Benioff
...etc."
Heh.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (Q3dyo)
sad fat lonely men need hobbies besides degenerate alcoholism and trolling Craisglist for dates for their wives
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (PbpT7)
Starbuck is no longer a woman replacing a man. Starbuck is now a man becoming a woman.
Commander Adama will now be woke....with a very special interest in the youth of the fleet...and will see former Safe Schools Czar Jennings in his first acting role.
And Sexy Number 6 will bring back the same wardrobe but now be played by....Barack Obama!
Posted by: Battlestar Gaylactica at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)
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Yup. Trump won off of Dem/nonvoter votes last time, and he'll do it again this time, but more bigly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (EuOUw)
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That WAS great. Nothing gets a bull all riled up like that issue and it gives me more time to contemplate if a hot dog is a sandwich... spoiler alert, it's not it is what the bull gives my wife.
Fight Me
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (84LPL)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (ZqRa6)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
***************
Seeing the map it's like a deep blue line right along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the next 50 years.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
It opened with a three-parter (which was released to theaters as a feature film).
The first hour is good, very tight and moves well. Then they wind
up on Space Vegas for Ep. 2, which is really filler before the space
battle Ep. 3.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
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Some of the multi-part episodes later are quite good. "Gun on Ice Planet Zero" is solid and oddly prefigures Empire Strikes Back.
"War of the Gods" has some nice twists as well. "The Living Legend" is great and naturally the remake turned Commander Cain into a dyke who supervises rape-tortures of her former lover.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (cfSRQ)
They'll "work in" Reggie Love. And Mr. Obama
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (6qErC)
It's just that... I think we need more bullying.
In the old days, you'd get bullied for being too weird. If you spazzed out like a fucking spaz over BSG, someone would tell you, "For God's sakes, be cool, man," and you'd get the hint that you were being weird and a fucking spazz and you would turn down your little boy enthusiasm down to an acceptable level.
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)
It beats where I live by a mile, but it's the laughingstock of all the other ultra-wealthy towns along the Peninsula.
The thing I said about the cars is actually true, though.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (O4YGa)
I liked the new BSG -- well, Tricia Helfer and Grace Park. And Katee Sackoff.
But the ending was so bad, I've never watched it again. Ron D. Moore should pay for that. Dearly.
I've got the entire thing on a DVD set, but never have watched it. That's how bad the ending was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (uDh3k)
It sounds like a whisper
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (e8kgV)
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)
It beats where I live by a mile, but it's the laughingstock of all the other ultra-wealthy towns along the Peninsula.
The thing I said about the cars is actually true, though.
Posted by: Surfperch
Is that where the whole Ken Kesey house was, and the hippie cars are still there -- while the houses have dectupled in value?
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (6qErC)
That needs to go in the SUNDAY edition of the NYT.
To enjoy with frappucino and raisin bagels.
Posted by: Miklos, ed. at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (uDh3k)
We both wound up loving the movie.
But here's the review he provided me with:
"It's pretty good. It's *solid.*"
The emphasis on *solid* told me, "this is really good." But because he wasn't some piss-pants little boy about it, and always spazzing out enthusiastically about this or that, I could tell from a simple emphasized *solid* that he meant very good. He didn't have to up the ante by squeeing like a 10 year old girlboy about it.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (PbpT7)
There is some calendar with Tricia, Katee, and Grace park getting nekkid together out there.
Let me see if I can find it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (PbpT7)
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The funny part was that feminists absolutely LOVED the show because of course all the men were basically emasculated.
I guess watching eunuchs prancing around starships makes you feel better about your pathetic earth-bound existence.
I can see why they found Dirk Benedict debating whether he wanted blonde or brunette on a given evening triggering and "patriarchal."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)
along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into
the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the
next 50 years.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
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This is true. I'm in that thin blue line and this used to be Reagan Country. It is insane but I'm a block from the beach and even I'm thinking of moving because of fucked up politics.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (84LPL)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (Q3dyo)
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (e8kgV)
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I love how the media keeps slipping that in there and relying on the public to eventually just believe it the same way they believe in global warming and the shrinking middle class becoming poorer (instead of richer, which is actually happening).
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (+m8Oo)
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)
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Spazzes are spazzes by virtue of the fact that they're abnormal. They'd gravitate to other spazzes and form a small group that gets tormented by everyone, until they'd figure out they wanted to get laid one day, cut off the rat-tails, put away the Magic cards.
Until the internet.
Then they could find online spaz groups with thousands of other spazzes who celebrated spazzery and spazzed the fuck out with them. And so it feels "normal" to be a spaz, so long as you stay on Twitter and never leave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Miklos, watching the trailer at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: !Jeb Bush at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ZqRa6)
The calendar is called "Acting Outlaws". They've done several. You can image search that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
And then they become mainstream and masculinity becomes 'toxic.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)
Let me see if I can find it."
For just suggesting that, you are a great American!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
Slo Joe somehow missed that day when they did numbers. Bet Corn Pone knows.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (84LPL)
One has to marvel at how Tom Selleck has managed to be conservative, a former NRA board member, and an Independent devotee to Ronald Reagan and was able to keep working.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)
Posted by: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!! at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (QkPts)
We're Balkanizing ourselves...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted." -- Vladimir Lenin
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (CDGwz)
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.
I'll give you something really to cry about.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (7rVsF)
Given that the NYT has repeatedly demonstrated their willingness to lie for the left, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anyone on the planet who actually still considers them a reputable news source. I know people say they do, but maybe they're lying.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Brit Hume was on TV tonight saying how they used to be so "straight." I immediately thought of Walter Duranty and Herbert Matthews.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (ZqRa6)
btw, I don't have anything against BSG.
It's just that... I think we need more bullying.
In the old days, you'd get bullied for being too weird. If you
spazzed out like a fucking spaz over BSG, someone would tell you, "For
God's sakes, be cool, man," and you'd get the hint that you were being
weird and a fucking spazz and you would turn down your little boy
enthusiasm down to an acceptable level.
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes,
dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid
little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be
bullied into behaving more like proper men.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)
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I hated hated the reboot. The original was fun, campy but had good parts.
And when I did my little screed on it, all the furies of hell descended on me. Funny stuff.
But now people do in fact act like spazzing out is the Highest Form of Manhood, and twirling your under-used weiner in anticipation of the next GoT episode is the socially responsible thing to do.
Men of maturity and taste totally fixate on Young Adult-level fiction.
Then again, Kevin Williamson did date a high school chick and Jonah Goldberg's loss of virginity has yet to be definitively proven. (Yeah, he has a daughter, but he's also a the bar a lot during the week).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)
It's no mystery.
Posted by: The bearskin rug on Tom Selleck's chest at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (t+qrx)
they're abnormal. They'd gravitate to other spazzes and form a small
group that gets tormented by everyone, until they'd figure out they
wanted to get laid one day, cut off the rat-tails, put away the Magic
cards.
Until the internet.
Then they could find online spaz groups with thousands of other
spazzes who celebrated spazzery and spazzed the fuck out with them. And
so it feels "normal" to be a spaz, so long as you stay on Twitter and
never leave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (EuOUw)
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This is exactly what I said the first time I read democrat underground or kos back in 2002.
They let the abinormals think they are normal. Sadly they are now the "normal" of the demofascist party now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (pw+jk)
Brit Hume was on TV tonight saying how they used to be so "straight."
How long was Anthony Lewis - "The Man Who Was Wrong About Everything" - a columnist?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)
Kept waiting for him to break into a dog food ad...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (6qErC)
Neigh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2
Are you well?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (uDh3k)
be conservative, a former NRA board member, and an Independent devotee
to Ronald Reagan and was able to keep working.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)
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I'm rewatching Magnum P.I., up to season 3. Lots of tropes, but also some really great moments.
I miss those days. Seeing the show reminds me of all we've lost.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)
I never watched BSG although I know some people liked it. I couldn't get past the Ponderosa guy as a lead.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (nRWPy)
Hoss had a hell of a time trying to squeeze into the cockpit of a Viper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (M4E/B)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)
I don't know, but I'll bet that about two months later it was running stories of Finland's naked fascist aggression against the peace-loving USSR!
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (AMIL/)
Kept waiting for him to break into a dog food ad...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (6qErC)
Or start talk singing "Ringo".
"But on his grave they can't explain
The tarnished star above the name of Ringo...."
Ringo, Ringo.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)
NBC unveils yet another new streaming service, this one loaded with original programming like a reboot of Battlestar Galactica and sequels to Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster. And people say Hollywood is out of ideas!
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@SonnyBunch
6 hours ago
Sonny Bunch Retweeted CINESTATE
I'm not saying the folks at Cinestate will regret giving me access to the Twitter feed, but I'm not NOT saying that, either.
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OMG, ace they're rebooting Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster too! Color me THRILLED.
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)
about how Russia invaded Poland from the east to protect that part of
the country from Hitler?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)
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IIRC, the NYT had a tough time deciding which cock they sucked, Hitler's or Stalin's. When Hitler invaded they wen full on Stalin's cock sucking and never stopped.
Either way the NYT "betters" love them some totalitarian authoritarianism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (nRWPy)
Whoa!
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)
If that is accurate, then Trump just broke another hole into the Great Wall of Blue.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (zXlV/)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (6qErC)
OK, I honestly feel bad for Corn Pop, now.
This guy was a down, dirty-ass OG from the day, and now he's the butt of jokes on Tucker and AoS. Sad!
Biden owes Corn Pop an apology.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)
Here's a photo of the trio in that calendar shoot:
They're wearing assless chaps, but have panties on, which is just wrong:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4atojxf
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)
Can a Webster reboot be far behind?
*squeee*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)
That's just what a cis heteronormative patriarchal genocidal oppressor such as yourself would say.
Which reminds me. There's a YouTube ad that says something like: Genderless androgynous fashion - men's clothing for women's fashion.
I kid you not.
I didn't click on the video because I didn't want YouTube to start suggesting weird stuff or playing weird ads.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)
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Goldberg will live-tweet every fricken episode.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (6qErC)
crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying" was total
crap.
*****
Diane Feinstein drug her out of a dumpster at the 11th hour with a rape/sexual misconduct allegation. That's when most of us knew it was a load of crap. This entire episode was a Hail Mary to protect Roe v Wade. It is amazing how many Americans will allow someone to lie to them when they want the lie to be true.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (h1jJh)
at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)
You may not be there now, but how was it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (uDh3k)
Hoss had a hell of a time trying to squeeze into the cockpit of a Viper"
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 201909:03 PM (6qErC)
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The unofficial name of the F-16 is the "viper" and it's from the original BSG.
No kidding.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Magnum was Little YD's shit... I was not a demanding child, and was happy with whatever. But I insistently demanded loud floral-print shirts so I could be like Magnum, until I got them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)
OK, I hate to be the slow boat in the thread, but when someone posts BSG, that is Banana Splits Guy to me. Which is obviously not what is being discussed.
Posted by: Muad'dib
It's that old woman on the supreme court.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (6qErC)
I quit watching TV sometime around 1977 and didn't resume until recently and only then just Tucker and Masterpiece, maybe some mystery stuff.
WTF is a punky brewster? Like a pungent ale?
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)
Yeah, same here.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
Here's another one from the calendar, which is my speed. Dat ass, doh, if you know what I mean. Tiny little image is all I could easily find:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2mgkjg6
That's Katee and Tricia, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)
Here's what I've found so far:
Exit polls show Netanyahu trails Gantz
Election too close to call
Vox is reporting Netanyahu won.
So there ya go...something for everyone. Sheesh.
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (cF8AT)
BSG = Battlestar Galactica. I've seen maybe two episodes, planned to watch more, and never did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (KP5rU)
The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!
Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.
Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.
During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.
Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.
If you have a sense of adventure & questionable judgement, there are a limited number of berths still available in the bunk-house style cabin. Let us know if you plan on over-nighting on site.
Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)
Buck up Cheesehead. Come to Chippewa and we'll have a time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)
I can never keep them straight. Which one goes in Chinese food?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (fk+ov)
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I remember seeing a gag in some movie where a main character lived a similar life. IIRC he turned on a TV after decades of not watching anything and it was a rerun of the last show he'd watched.
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (+m8Oo)
The tarnished star above the name of Ringo...."
Ringo, Ringo.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)
You know it don't come easy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (sqrfz)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (+qBkz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
But from that kinda weird guy Higgins.
Posted by: Miklos, not suggesting nothing at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)
Hollywood is not about ideas. It's about re-marketing existing intellectual properties and trademarks.
It's more about lawyers than art.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (uDh3k)
List of attendees at Marc Benioff's $35,800/plate Obama fundraiser:
Page 1
Denise Bauer
Russell Benioff
Joelle Benioff
Lynne Benioff
Marc Benioff
...etc."
Heh.
Posted by: zombie
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Freakin' awesome.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (13CQC)
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BSG does not equal RBG.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)
I can never keep them straight. Which one goes in Chinese food?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM
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No, no. In your coke.
Posted by: Me Chinese at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (RVcmP)
This guy was a down, dirty-ass OG from the day, and now he's the butt of jokes on Tucker and AoS. Sad!
Biden owes Corn Pop an apology.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (EuOUw)
I believe that Corn Pop is dead. Not by Biden's hands as far as we know
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (sqrfz)
You may not be there now, but how was it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (uDh3k)
Amazing. I want to go back soon.
And my tour group was blessed to see the northern lights.
It's an amazingly beautiful country with nice people. I hope they get to maintain their unique culture and not get bullied into becoming "diverse" or metropolitan. The average high during the height of summer is 52 degrees, so that might help, LOL. We were decked out in full winter regalia in September.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (9hauA)
Yeah, I found the nekkid girl/girl pics of Katee and Tricia. (Doesn't show anything, but they're nekkid).
But since that's so disgusting (I can't even) I won't post it.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yypfb6wb
Whoops, sorry about that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)
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Lame.
No, beyond lame. Pathetic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Biden put Corn Pop back in chains.
Posted by: Miklos, almost literally, almost at September 17, 2019 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
You, good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)
Yeah, same here.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
Battlestar Galactica
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (cF8AT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yypfb6wb
Whoops, sorry about that.
Posted by: publius
*considers replacing garden gnome*
Posted by: Miklos, decorative and festive at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (hYUjK)
It's an amazingly beautiful country with nice people. I hope they get to maintain their unique culture and not get bullied into becoming "diverse" or metropolitan. The average high during the height of summer is 52 degrees, so that might help, LOL. We were decked out in full winter regalia in September.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (9hauA)
I've never been. My friends that have said the best time of year to go was when you went. Northern lights are always special. We get them here a few times per year in the winter.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (uDh3k)
And they are replying LOLGF
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (8/Go+)
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
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Well, they're bigger targets. Of course they're gonna go for the "side of a barn" targets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:18 PM (KP5rU)
7 After trump got swore in first we were Russia's bitch, now we are the Saudi's bitch
Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE BARKY BOWED SO LOW TO MIDDLE EASTERN POTENTATES THAT HE WOULD BANG HIS FOREHEAD ON THEIR WANGS. IT WAS A FEATURE NOT A BUG.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at September 17, 2019 09:18 PM (9dzlp)
It really is absurd how obese (fat) people are now.
I mean, damn.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (tH5fk)
I can't compete with kbdabear. That man should be honored somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)
He hates America, is a showboat, and - we now know - is a ghoul.
I can't imagine why any self-respecting team wouldn't want that in its locker room.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)
Report: Colin Kaepernick's agent is contacting teams with quarterback injuries
And they are replying LOLGF
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (8/Go+)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE....WAIT NO ITS NOT.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (6qErC)
they hate her because she embarrasses them by reading books and documents instead of just bullshit on twitter, which is what they all do.
They pose as the Smartest People in the Room, but my God, the thought of reading something longer than a tweet is anathema to them.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)
And although they conceive of themselves as erudite and genteel, she is classier and vastly more intelligent and wise (and less emotional) than they are.
Sad.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: publius
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler
Ben wins this thread; we're done here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ykYG2)
The school district of Fort Worth, Texas unanimously voted Tuesday to uphold the June 2019 firing of one of its teachers after she made demeaning comments on social media.
In early June Fort Worth ISD fired Georgia Clark, a Carter Riverside High School teacher, for making demeaning comments on social media. In a series of tweets that have since been deleted, Clark called on President Trump to "remove the illegals from Forth Worth."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (sqrfz)
It was an atomic head butt what killed him.
Word of Biden
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (9dzlp)
UPDATE: Bungled gene experiment creates deadly 'super mosquitoes'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)
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I was so hoping this was a joke.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe "Hands On" Biden at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (uDh3k)
Very nice. Are you in Alaska?
Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and mountains.
Trump should be able to buy it cheap.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (9hauA)
Back in those days, a Negro couldn't just go to the pool. But times were changing, and the scent of freedom was in the air.
One morning, I wanted to bend the arc of history toward progress in Wilmington. Enough was enough; it was time for me to take a stand.
Well, actually, it was a dive. A dive for justice.
The board was only three meters high, but as I climbed that ladder of hope, it looked like a mile to me.
Little did I know, I would not feel those cool, cleansing waters of redemption. Not on that day.
The voice of the cruel white Aquatic Center overseer, Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden, snapped like a whip: "Hey Esther, off the board or I'll come up and drag you off!"
I knew he meant business. Hanging my head in shame, I retreated to the pool parking lot. But that wasn't enough for Cracker Jack. He pursued me outside, his wrathful fist wrapped in a chain of oppression.
"I'm sorry I called you Esther..." he said menacingly, "it's an insult to white womanhood! Now get your ass outta here before I show you what happens to uppity Negros in Delaware."
It was the most humiliating day of my young life.
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: CornPop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (+m8Oo)
Posted by: A.Rape Brown at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (uEbPt)
Just for fun I Googled Proud Boys, which brings us to the Wikidpedia page all about "neo nazi alt right hate group" etc etc. Of course the only "violence" the Proud Boys have engaged in was essentially fighting back when attacked by AntiFa in NYC.
Google Anti Fa: "anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada. Even on the news selections: all the "Proud Boys" is about their "alt-rightism, white supremicism" but the news articles about anti-fa are mostly "attacked by Alt-right" and claims about Anti Fa "by alt right debunked.." etc.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler
Ben wins this thread; we're done here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ykYG2
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DQ as BEN ROTHLISBERGER does not appear in all caps.
Posted by: CornPop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (HsMQu)
I remember a MAD parody of the original BSG. It had Lorne Greene as "Commander Adammit" (I think), saying, "Hoss, Little Joe! Saddle up the vipers and let's ride! Uh, fly. I forget which show I'm on. Apollo, Starbuck! ..."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)
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The Croix de Derriere, with sash and Order of the Garter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (EuOUw)
Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and
Trump should be able to buy it cheap.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 09:23
No, northern WI.
The Danes spend 60% of their national budget on subsidies for Greenland. You'd think they would be open to offers, but no. The rare earth deposits there are intriguing.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:28 PM (uDh3k)
Steely Dan, Michael McDonald & Boz Scaggs
The Dukes of September Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gQKIjtPK3g
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:29 PM (Ut9W7)
Kbdabear just be the head of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Golden Ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:29 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 09:30 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Young Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)
Steely Dan, Michael McDonald & Boz Scaggs
kick McDonald to the curb & you've got yourself a show
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (KCxzN)
/posts photo of Emily Litella
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (Xw/fc)
along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into
the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the
next 50 years.
No illegals live inland ?
Posted by: clutch at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (Z3oWA)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (9dzlp)
Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and
Trump should be able to buy it cheap.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:23
Could you see our For Sale sign from the plane?
Posted by: Greenland at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Ut9W7)
Polls show we can win, but if we miss this goal, we'll have to
make tough budget decisions that could cost Democrats these elections.
Can we count on you to stand with Stacey Abrams and chip in $1 right now
to elect Democrats in 2019?
Moo.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Xw/fc)
So many women to sniff, so little time....
Posted by: Clottin' Eye Joe at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Greenland at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (Ut9W7)
Could you see our For Sale sign from the plane?
Posted by: Greenland
Or the giant sign on the ice, "Liberate us, Orange Man!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Will work for food at Mar-a-Lago"
Posted by: Miklosian H1B Services, LLC at September 17, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
None of you would ever hear from me again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Xw/fc)
If I had 720,000,000 nickels, I would field the most baller MoMe tour bus you could possibly imagine.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)
And the Spratley's
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Ut9W7)
If I had 720,000,000 nickels, I would field the most baller MoMe tour bus you could possibly imagine.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
I call Wing Man!!!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (7rVsF)
Libero Sunkist (my latin is a little rusty)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (IRd4p)
"Hey guys, Ed from editing here. I thought Maggie Haberman and David Brock were super close? His Media Matters Kavanaugh Playbook from months ago said quite clearly that no one was supposed to disclose to the public that B-Ford's accusation was completely fabricated by By Any Means Necessary's attorney and B-Ford to stop the Kavanaugh confirmation. Did David Brock send around a new playbook, or did I miss something? Until you hear otherwise for me, continue to push the Kavanaugh Rapist Pedo angle we talked about, White Supremacy and Trump is mentally unfit to hold office. I'l check in with Huma and see if that team has any other instructions."
Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts !! at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)
And the Spratley's
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Ut9W7)
Fifty-four Forty or Fight!!!!
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (AMIL/)
We should have kept France.
Note that I didn't say anything about keeping the French people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)
To block China from doing it.
I would not be surprised if this was Trump 11d chess to get Denmark to loudly declare Greenland not for sale just to shut down the Chinese for trying.
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (uDh3k)
You got it.
There's got to be someone around here who's actually licensed to drive one, right?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)
Note that I didn't say anything about keeping the French people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Exiled to Quebec.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: ghost of kari at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (8IQhD)
I'm looking at Sean Spicer on Dancing with the Stars. That shirt. My God, that shirt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
There's got to be someone around here who's actually licensed to drive one, right?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)
Too close.
Marched to the German/Polish border at gun point, and told to keep moving east.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (IRd4p)
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I think it was a bit more organized than that, but not much. These people use a less comprehensive process to vet articles than I do for boilerplate, all-50-states disclosures (that nobody, including regulators, ever reads) on magazine ads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:43 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)
Sweet. Now we just need $36 million.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens at September 17, 2019 09:46 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Did a Miami Vice period follow?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: hogmartin
There is precedent.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074205/
Posted by: Miklosian Transport SA de CV at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens
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Dead as a door nail?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Shitty Moby Dick Rebooot at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (Xw/fc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)
Sweet. Now we just need $36 million.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:
Isn't this the story of the Bulwark?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (uDh3k)
I shudder to think what would happen if I ever used a web browser on a corporate work network.
I wonder if I'd last even a day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (f1Vqw)
"Whoopsie! Sorry Team 1619! Yes - of course also continue to Pump of Project 1619 (you know, the one where we're arguing that the United States true formation date is the say slaves first landed in colonial America.).
If you can't provide relevant and emotional content on the projects above, you know the fall-back. Transgender angles, preferably in the science, cooking and business sections... very unrepresented of late. Step up people. We've got commitments out there, and WAPO, CNN and MSNBC have already been calling to set the next few weeks of news angles. Carry on! (and don't forget to spray hydrogen peroxide on all fabric surfaces around your work space.) -- Ed."
Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
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It looks delicious.
Posted by: Cornpop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:49 PM (IRd4p)
Exiled to Quebec.
Too close.
Marched to the German/Polish border at gun point, and told to keep moving east.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (IRd4p)
Werd. Except, should have sent them to Algeria and Indochina. The Frogs desperately wanted to re-take their colonial possessions. If they wanted them that bad, should have moved the lot of them into warmer climes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2019 09:49 PM (e0p0c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Just for fun I Googled Proud Boys, which brings us to the Wikidpedia page all about "neo nazi alt right hate group" etc etc. Of course the only "violence" the Proud Boys have engaged in was essentially fighting back when attacked by AntiFa in NYC.
Google Anti Fa: "anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada. Even on the news selections: all the "Proud Boys" is about their "alt-rightism, white supremicism" but the news articles about anti-fa are mostly "attacked by Alt-right" and claims about Anti Fa "by alt right debunked.." etc.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)
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Same thing with VDare. Do a search and you have to scroll through many results to get the actual website. The very first is labeled VDARE.COM but goes the an SPLC webpage that reads like an about page for VDare but makes it read like they self-describe as a hate group.
Vdare should sue.
Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: J.R.R. Lunchbucket at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (Xw/fc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
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LOL... yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens
Had quite a music career after he moved to Jamaica and started going by his birth name, Bob Marley.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
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LOL... yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (IRd4p)
So then-true story-I went to my car, and there was A HOOK
Posted by: as told to Miklos at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Will work for food at Mar-a-Lago"
Posted by: Miklosian H1B Services, LLC at September 17, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Behind the lutefisk curtain.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (zXlV/)
Did a Miami Vice period follow?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)
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LOL... yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)
Two words: Pastel blue cargo pants. I am not proud of this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (Xw/fc)
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (+m8Oo)
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Crocodile Dundee.
Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (I5LRE)
A - Banana Splits Galactica ladies: Grace Park is kind of flat chested. Pretty but not curvy enough for me. Nikki Cox 20 years ago was definitely curvy enough.
B - as I said earlier, if Biden's Child Tax Credit includes all women working for any American country anywhere it the world, it could add up to 720 million. It could also be another sign that Biden is already half-senile, but we don't want to talk about till after he has the nomination next year.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Bwana Dik at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (jm1YL)
I've been having some major anxiety issues, I believe related to our move, and have been having difficulty controlling them. Last week when Mr D was away and I was alone, was especially hard, ending in me going to the ER on Sunday with chest pain and difficulty breathing. The good news is that all of my tests on my heart and lungs were good, my blood pressure was (and still is high) though.
I saw my doctor yesterday (still with high bp) she put me on some bp meds and gave me xanax(sp?) for when my anxiety feels like I can't control it.
I think my system freaks out when there's change involved, even if it is really good change, which this move is. I've been irrationally anxious since a bad car accident 11 years ago and had it under good control for a long time, but now that the move is about 2 months away, it has reared its ugly head.
So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this. I do relaxation techniques and keep reminding myself how good this change is, but I am struggling. I am praying hard myself and added ones can't hurt right?
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Circa
Here come the Prom stories....
Posted by: Miklos "Wide Lapel" Molnar at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (m3tRO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (IRd4p)
I can't imagine why any self-respecting team wouldn't want that in its locker room.
He's a .500 QB. That's all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (HaL55)
"anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada.
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Fuckin' ignorant fools. I heard that Antifa punks in soccer stadiums were waving the Three Arrows.
WTF?
Sure, the Iron Front would ally with RFF and Antifa here and there against Stahlhelm/Freikorps/SA, but they were just as liable to bust Commie skulls on a normal day as the next Joe in a party paramilitary.
These idiots know nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (EuOUw)
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
the Delaware Negro pool where I was the only white lifeguard.
Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)
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Oh dude. Google search is SO more pernicious than THAT. That kind of political labeling is so 2008. The new thing is to simply disappear WrongThink from search. Period. And along with paid adverts at top results, the first X # of pages of results will be just as described, applied to search term.
AND the schtick is, they don't care that people know. The game is, if for 100 days you almost subconsciously notice search results that don't you even read, but they say "Trump Russia Connections Confirmed!" your mind can't help but process all of that negative coverage, even if you don't believe it, and don't read it. Google has had (probably now has, in large numbers) paid psychologists and advertising behavior specialists, and they know what they're doing and how people behave to perpetual messaging, and they''re perfectly satisfied (at the moment) to be merely tweaking 5 to 10% of the population to do, think or say X.
Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (DRgs8)
You're thinking of Sugar Smack.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (IRd4p)
Sugar Smack was a gateway cereal.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (zXlV/)
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)
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Somebody ought to product an anthology series of that night.
Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost
*rrrrrrrrring!*... "Hello, this is the Heaven Help Desk.... DangerGirl?.... We're on it!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (7rVsF)
You betcha.
And next time you go to your regular doctor, ask him/her to check your thyroid. Mine is overactive, and I can always tell when I need my meds adjusted, because what should be a low-level type of understandable anxiety (like a major move!) suddenly becomes the most horrific thing imaginable.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (EO/G3)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54
DangerGirl, I understand. I am in the middle of trying to sell my house and move to another state. I get up almost every morning with mild chest pains. Earlier in the year, I went to the doctor for them and had to have a stress test. The result was... yes, your heart is fine but you are stressed.
You might want to try Kava Stress Tea from Yogi Tea instead of xanax. Or even something called GABA; get the brand Pharma GABA. It's for stress, and not terribly expensive; around $20 on Ebay or Amazon.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (gdfZ0)
I'm noticing all kinds of shit with Google searches. A couple months ago, I was looking for some fungicide. A Google search gave me a bunch of "organic" shit.
Absolutely useless ecofascist organic shit.
And things are getting very dumbed down. You cannot find hardly anything technical. It's either crap trying to sell you something or romper room level stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)
"So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this."
Turn off the internet, take a drive to a park and decompress.
YMMV
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:03 PM (z8c2c)
Be very careful with Xanax, Dangergirl. Use that sparingly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Huma dialed Obama's number for her, she took the receiver in her hands, and said quietly, "I'm sorry, Mister President."
Reportedly, that happened -- which would be fine with me. Having to apologize to the very stud who robbed her in 2008. I wonder if she addressed him as "Mister President"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)
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Somebody ought to product an anthology series of that night.
Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (I5LRE)
As long as they cut it so that Podesta's speech when Frau Gruppencankles refused to show her face is at the end, as a post-credits scene like Ferris Bueller.
"You're still here? It's Over. Go Home. Go."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (e0p0c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)
And next time you go to your regular doctor, ask
him/her to check your thyroid. Mine is overactive, and I can always tell
when I need my meds adjusted, because what should be a low-level type
of understandable anxiety (like a major move!) suddenly becomes the most
horrific thing imaginable.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (EO/G3)
The ER doc checked my thyroid and it was ok. I also have a general physical with bloodwork coming up in a couple of weeks and my doc will run thyroid tests with that. Thank you, velvet glove, any prayers and advice is very appreciated.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (SRarZ)
I've been having some major anxiety issues, I believe related to our move, and have been having difficulty controlling them. Last week when Mr D was away and I was alone, was especially hard
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OK, classic panic attack.
The doctor did the right stuff.
But, do NOT get addicted to that xanax. It really is addictive; I've seen it happen.
Find a way to work through it without drugs, whatever it is that works.
In the meantime, scrupulously avoid alcohol, as some people have a bad reaction with xanax. Avoid opioids like the plague - they are totally unpredictable and potentially deadly interacting with benzodiazapenes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Filed under: Points that sounded good at the time. at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (HsMQu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh yes, this is strictly on a "holy crap I think I'm going to die" basis and I'm starting with half a pill to begin with if I ever need it.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54
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DangerGirl, I understand. I am in the middle of trying to sell my house and move to another state. I get up almost every morning with mild chest pains. ...
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (gdfZ0)
Ladies, ladies, the one's that Amazon sell you don't do anything at all. Go to your doctors and get some anti-anxiety meds. Not psychotropic just some simple old fashioned anti anxiety meds.
They are much better than a busted heart or
sitting in a wheelchair with a drool cup.
Really.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Ut9W7)
Panic attacks.
They feel as real as anything else. Good luck with them, they can be very debilitating. Just remember if one crops up again to tell yourself that everything is fine, that you just need to calm down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SRarZ)
Prayers up DG. I had a friend that would get anxiety attacks. I think, in addition to meds, the doc gave her certain tasks to do if she felt one coming on. I remember her husband telling me that if I was ever with her and she had an attack, make her count backwards from 100 by 7's. I guess it refocused her mind or something. Never had one when she was with me though.
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (cF8AT)
Here's the thing about that Xanax, you can't really use it like an aspirin to treat a headache, it doesn't really work like that. You have to use it as a preventative against the stress building up.
Or use it with a bottle of bourbon, a pickup truck, a .22 pistol and a couple of big-haired, low-IQ girls that work at Dollar General that you meet at the beer joint.
But, I'd recommend the first way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (pyXW1)
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Yep, stuff like that works. For me, if I feel the anxiety coming on, well before it gets to the panic symptoms, I just take a walk, smoke a cigarette, and think about my lady, or trees, or whatever. It almost always works.
On the rare occasion it doesn't, the next best thing is to ignore it. Just muscle through whatever it is I have to do, or if I don't have to do anything, then I do calisthenics for ten or fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (EuOUw)
Mr. Lily has had good results from mild exercise, watching funny movies, or going for motorcycle rides to keep them at bay.
It's an individual thing but doing something to keep the anxiety from ramping up when you feel it coming on seems to help.
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