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Grampy Biden: Not "To Sound Like a Wonk Here," But My Child Tax Credit Would Put "720 Million Men and Women" Back Into the Workforce
Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?
Despite a US population of only 330 million, Joe Biden says child tax credit would put 720 million women back into the workforce.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) September 17, 2019
That’s like double the population of the US. pic.twitter.com/DgChhZRzFl
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (VrNz6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (+qBkz)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (VrNz6)
You'll never guess where I just got back from. Hint: It's another room in the house. Literally just walked back and sat down at the laptop.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)
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Sadly, you probably are correct.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Terr McAuliffe, Also a Math-challenged Democrat at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: sven at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)
New thread, same shitty Demonrat pols.
Nothing new here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (7EIHE)
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (T434o)
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (xx1qg)
The Pogrebin is a foot-tall Russian demon with a hairy body and an oversized grey head. The Pogrebin is attracted to Humans, and enjoys trailing them.
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Josephistan at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Izzlo)
Soviet judges.
Paul Ryan won "the debate" what he did not win was the pandering reporting or expect that Plugz would go out there and just smile and shrug.
Posted by: sven at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
Are you talking about Biden's gaffes or your trips to the little room every 15 minutes?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (1XAal)
And nutella nutterality. Never forget that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grampa Biden at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (lbPuN)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JUOKG)
The Demunists are scribbling notes furiously.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Just Lily"
Are you paid up on your subscription?
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)
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What do they call a Greek one?
Posted by: George Snuffleupagus at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Downcast at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (p6Q7Q)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z7lwY)
It's an obsolete system run by fools like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (zXlV/)
Not to sound like a grammar Nazi, but he should of said a different number.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (3EPLG)
So Biden isn't technically wrong.
He's just not currently correct.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ORd3b)
but my Everlasting Gobstopper Plan would put 720 Million women back to work.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Grampa Biden at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (UFLLM)
Lewandowski attorney Peter Chavkin tells am emptying HJC hearing room be will be submitting a letter objecting to the proceedings that just took place with his client.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (/TZOB)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Beat that, Trump!
Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Disagree, they should dose him up on dextromethorphan before they spin him around and point him to the stage.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (gidfZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden
720 million pounds of magically sniffable hair?
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (lbPuN)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (myjNJ)
If we would just abort all female babies there wouldn't be any women and we could quit paying for abortions and birth control! Think of the money we would save! For the children!
Posted by: Beat Off Buttplug at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)
With dignity!
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (yQw8t)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)
64 Math is hard.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)
Hordemind.
Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (O4YGa)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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Remember during some press conference when he was VP he actually pointed out the guy carrying the nuclear football and said see that guy, he's carrying the nuclear football? The guy looked extremely uncomfortable.
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)
________________
We're bringing them in as fast as we can!
Those "spontaneous" migrant caravans don't organize themselves, you dopes!
Posted by: THE LEFT at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (k4dH2)
Old Joe's mind is collapsing fast under the public pressure of being sane. It is really just sad more than anything else.
Joe, there is a rocking chair on a porch in Delaware that has your name on it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (uF/4L)
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Sadly, you probably are correct.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM
Not to mention the presumed abolition of child labor laws. Uncle Joe's gonna put kids in chains!
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (V/f/L)
Hiya!
"We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence."
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (bDqIh)
If 720 million women are employed making sammiches for the menfolk, it could be a net plus
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)
Will there automatically be that many new jobs they would qualify for?
Did Joe's teeth stay in this time? Did his eye go red again?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (myjNJ)
Biden is a penis.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (ov5W2)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (lbPuN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (Xqo6t)
*sings*
Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes have turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe
I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (pqyXj)
It's an obsolete system run by fools like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)
I kind of favor abolishing all forms of domestic tax and replace with an equivalent ~30% sales tax.
CONS: Requires Constitutional Amendment
PROS: You think they are screaming about a 10% tariff, imagine 30%
Bottom Line - the current domestic tax is functional a 30%+ tariff on domestic goods and services. That is why damn near everything is being off-shored.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Pliney at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (nzKWW)
If 720 million women are employed making sammiches for the menfolk, it could be a net plus
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)
Won't anyone think of pootriarchy?
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (T434o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (nFwvY)
63 Math is hard.
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)
64 Math is hard.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)
This cracks me up.
I love this place.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)
THEY'RE FINALLY COUNTING THE ILLEGALS!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (dQOuX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)
It would be 4 non-stop years of this crazy. I suspect the media would tell us that Joe brings a calm, rational presence to the office after 4 years of Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM
*pours glass of Country Time lemonade*
Here ya go, Joe...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (gidfZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:37 PM
And they'll mix in a few million Muzzies to make up the difference.
Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (O4YGa)
Oh, and the garden needs weeding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (7rVsF)
And the weed needs gardening.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)
Psst, Slow Joe, women, in general, don't want to work jobs which require expensive childcare. I'm the least maternal woman on Earth and when I had a miraculous, unplanned, unexpected and healthy baby with my husband of 22 years I really REALLY wished I'd been in a position to sacrifice my career opportunities for a few years and stay home. But for many reasons that wasn't possible.
I will gladly take your offer to keep an extra 8K of the money that's raped away from me by you federal government shitheads every tax season though.
Posted by: nightwitch at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (QyalO)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Disagree, they should dose him up on dextromethorphan before they spin him around and point him to the stage.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
Lolol...
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)
There was a Harvard professor who had the idea that the 'nuclear football' should really be just a big-ass knife, and the codes would be surgically implanted in some innocent aide's chest cavity so the president would have to kill someone and cut him open before he could launch nukes, sort of a bizarre memento mori thing.
I don't disagree in principle, but instead of one aide, it should be implanted in one of twenty Harvard professors, and the president has to keep trying until he cuts open the right one.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (pH4jl)
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (YtZB9)
Posted by: Bwana Joe Dik at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (xx1qg)
I believe one of Joey's hair plugs has entangled itself in the hippopotamus of his brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (huvBh)
________________
That's what I said in 2008!
Who you gonna want taking that 3:00 a.m. call? Some ignorant black flunky who shoulda been gettin' me my coffee, or me, a fabulously brilliant and experienced woman with over three million frequent flier miles, who totally doesn't drink alone at night?
Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (k4dH2)
"If Bill's money to Sue then Sue will be able to afford abandoning her kids to make more money." Even without the 720K this doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BJKQV)
Speaking of, did anybody ever find out where all that money that's financing those caravans came from? Or was it just magic?
Teleportation? Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Mouth at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)
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And to reward Ryan for that self sacrifice they made him the Speaker.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
The tussin, the tussin!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsBnYOLeXuc
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)
lolgf. It's not like anything happens when they do it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (gidfZ)
Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)
They are contemptible.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)
"Mr. Chairman, your behavior as a congressman and committee chairman responsible to the American people is not only unacceptable but a disgrace."
Oh God, how I wish he would have said this. Like Al Pacino is "And Justice for All."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (H8QX8)
Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)
Yeah right. They question him about signing autographs and lying to msnbc and his behavior was unacceptable? Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (85Gof)
You really are a fucking retarded imbecile!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (myjNJ)
No. Nadler wouldn't let him have the 30 minutes and said he had to have a staff member ask questions. Collins refused so the hearing ended.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)
10 How did Ryan lose a debate to this imbecile?
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)
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Ryan was just determined, is all. He had his orders.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (+a65P)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Nose at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (BJKQV)
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Ooooh, are they going to send him a strongly worded letter?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: tbodie at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (vz4z/)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)
Cocoa Krispies > Corn Pops
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)
A lot of time while swimming in the nude.
His females SS agents have seen enough of his wonking to last a lifetime.
Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Pointed of Order MR chairman while I scratch my balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (85Gof)
Toss in a few NYT writers and you might be on to something.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)
Pomade Futures are up... go long in Pomade stock...
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (90T4r)
but, I'd love to sniff the hair of 720 Million Women while I rub one out.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)
Just sit there and say nothing. They aren't Members of the Comittee. So they can ask all they want. You don't have to respns to any of it.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (oh+79)
And maybe ditch the knife altogether and do a piñata thing.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)
Cocoa Krispies > Corn Pops
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)
Cocoa Krispies are just Rice Krispies who identify as chocolate.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (BJKQV)
*raises hand*
Joe, could it be women, say, young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2?
Posted by: Rager Hardon at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (UFLLM)
LOLGFY, Jer
- Cory Lewandowski
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (dQOuX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)
Kind of surprised there is no thread on Lowendowski telling the Dims to put a non-slip, death grip, lip lock on his love muscle.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (pLj6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)
His campaign song could be Yakety Sax.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
AMEN!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (lbPuN)
Lewandowski is a bit of a chowderhead. Too bad we don't have a guy or
gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into
pieces.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX
He called Swallowswell "President" today. I'll bet that left a mark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Thusly is the Great Circle of Intarwebz Life made complete. We're back to poo jokes...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
I believe that GWB beating Gore is the only time in the modern era where the shorter candidate won.
Any dem running taller than Trump? Not Castro for sure.
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
AMEN!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)
*raises hands in the air*
TESTIFY!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX
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I think his wit is quite disarming, myself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (pLj6K)
Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (O4YGa)
Maybe this is like a Paul Ryan budget plan. The spending cuts will save 720 million dollars over the next 125 years.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (GNk5/)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)
Perfect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (ZZDMQ)
Here's a link to a DU thread where the poster took a Babylon Bee article seriously lol: https://tinyurl.com/y3rwza92
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (V/f/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (dQOuX)
180 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a
way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if
you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop
pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the
Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
AMEN!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)
*raises hands in the air*
TESTIFY!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Hear us Lord!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (EgshT)
Or Bush mispronouncing "nuclear" or using the wrong article in a sentence.
Posted by: Blago at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (DveAR)
The pipes couldn't handle it!
And they would go together in groups of at least three.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (lbPuN)
Too bad we don't have a guy or gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into pieces.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
British Judge: You are extremely offensive, young man!
Lawyer F.E. Smith: As a matter of fact we both are; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.
Judge: What do you suppose I am on the bench for?
Smith: It is not for me, Your Honour, to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: PA Engineer at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (h1jJh)
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Or petting the wrong goat.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (GNk5/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (NVYyb)
The pipes couldn't handle it!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (dQOuX)
The streets couldn't either!
Posted by: San Francisco and other Leftist Utopias at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Is a puzzlement.
I will vote in the Dem primary....so many loser choices....
Posted by: Miklos "Chaos" Molnar (or KAOS?) at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)
The pipes couldn't handle it!
And they would go together in groups of at least three.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (lbPuN)
Hey... think of the Shovel Ready Jobs that would create!!
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (90T4r)
Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM
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That made me laugh. Thank you.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (pLj6K)
Though, frankly, you don't want to know what I actually look like, so I wouldn't recommend clicking it anyway.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (KS7f3)
You might ask me too.
I might ask me as well. But only if I've had my Metamucil first. Fiber is brain-food.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)
If they were packed in standing room only, maybe.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)
Though, frankly, you don't want to know what I actually look like, so I wouldn't recommend clicking it anyway.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Q3dyo)
Temptress......
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (pLj6K)
I know where we can lay or hands on a white buffalo.
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (gmo/4)
Or that time he gave the White House Monkey a Red Rocket out in the Rose Garden during that memorial service for that one dead guy?
Man, they were merciless after that.
Posted by: Large Hardon Collider at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)
But such a cute nose ...
Posted by: Prison Planet at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (bIrK9)
Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM
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Damn. I saw Jordan whispering in Collins ear at the end. I was hoping he'd appoint Jordan to his staff temporarily and let him ask the questions.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, me too, Jane.... Why do I always have to look??? Whyyyy??
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (h1jJh) [i/]
720 million new jobs is easy if you allow another trillion illegal aliens in!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Nothing like putting grudge over country.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
I've heard about you and your honeyed words!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: NOS4A2
Yes, it's called The Willow Award, named after the original champion.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Q3dyo)
But according to the most recent estimates there are only 192 million unemployed people on Earth!
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (gmo/4)
Do not mess with buffalo unless you have prior approval from Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (yQw8t)
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (GNk5/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: NOS4A2
Yes you get an award. You get to get up early and bring us all coffee tomorrow morning
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Green lands outnumbered men at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Rev. Miklos Angley at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)
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They will all work three full-time jobs and like it.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (GNk5/)
Posted by: Ghislane Maxwell at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (bDqIh)
Biden's IQ increased.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)
Only a Moth Priest has the training and strength of will to open a zombie link and not go mad or blind.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (zXlV/)
And they'll mix in a few million Muzzies to make up the difference.
Posted by: Surfperch, da
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you are please to not be forget the millions of Indian H1B's who are taking your jobs, mr graduate of american university.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (thQkh)
Puppet Show
And
House Judiciary Committee Hearing
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (zXlV/)
Andrei Vyshinsky, Presiding
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (pLj6K)
Posted by: madamemayhem
Under our clothes, some of us are...different.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)
Biden's IQ increased.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (t41dG)
2 dill pickles and you know where the other one went
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (6XZdO)
Are there no prisons?
Are there no work houses?
Posted by: Zombie E Scrooge at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)
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They will all work three full-time jobs and like it.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (GNk5/)
Even then you'd need another 100 million to get close to the 720 million figure.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: BuckIV at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (PZ2ib)
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)
A (un)natural redhead.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (1g7ch)
Are there no work houses?
Posted by: Zombie E Scrooge at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
And the Grand Dignity Canal can always use more zeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (WWS2B)
Which raises the question, who is the dog and who is the tail?
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)
Yeh, pull the other one sugar. Everyone knows your gorgeous.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Biden, lowering a bucket at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (Q3dyo)
Which is it, folks?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
@LongDefense
BREAKING INSIDE SOURCE: Quds Force drones that attacked #Saudi brought to #Iraq & assembled in Basra then moved for desert to fly over Hafar al Batin to targets; missiles assembled at al Sakr (outside of Habineayah AB) then moved SW to Nakhayb, across border from Ar-Ar KSA.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Joe B, still grasping at pebbles at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (EgshT)
My boogers taste like a salty hotdog!
Posted by: Joey Bidet
Sloppy Joe's brain has basically dissolved into cheez whiz - blowing his nose would basically result in an appetizer for toddlers everywhere.
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo)
...
What was I talking about again?
Posted by: Joe's Brain at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)
Yeh, pull the other one sugar. Everyone knows your gorgeous.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (myjNJ)
Next time, I ain't lookin'.... I will resist....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (6XZdO)
"Jiffy Corn Pop and I don't care,
My brain has gone bye-bye!"
Joey Pastey
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (zXlV/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho
PS Every single claim in that 'brag' has been proven to be a lie. Except he did graduate from college.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: madamemayhem
Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (OneoG)
What did we ever do to deserve this?
Apparently all of the problems in the world are so trivial the top stories are down to no-name hacks trying to sell a few books, and a demented old man trying to make conversation.
Off to a British tabloid to get something beyond typical lies from inside-the-beltway hacks.
Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)
I rate this as true. Those canals aren't going to dig themselves!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: NeoOtter at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Dr. Leekie @DYAD at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
And alligator keepers/laser techs for the Dignity Moat.
Posted by: Miklos from GECSPLAN at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (ykYG2)
*******
Arizona progressives seek to censure Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (BqBId)
in Basra then moved for desert to fly over Hafar al Batin to targets;
missiles assembled at al Sakr (outside of Habineayah AB) then moved SW
to Nakhayb, across border from Ar-Ar KSA.
That's pig latin. The boss and I used to use it at the White House during a crisis.
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: zombie
Those lap dances cost extra.
Posted by: Miklos with a two dollar bill at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Joe "Badass" Biden
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Zontar the Magnificent at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Q3dyo)
Only if they have a pedicure with awesome nail polish! That's what icked me out....the toe nails.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Bidens input plugs at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (Eu98u)
--every leftist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (+qBkz)
Dems are so F--k'd. No way Biden goes the distance here. He's a well-known gaff machine, and it's only Sept. 2019... Good grief. He's going to gaff himself out of the runnings in the next few weeks at this rate.
That, apparently, leaves the Dems with Lizzie Warren as their standard bearer (o, more accurately, their pallbearer)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs8)
Not enough freaky lesbian strap-on action in the Cloakroom?
Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (IkqSn)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (tH5fk)
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Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM
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You betcha.
Posted by: James Cameron at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (RVcmP)
Cokie Roberts es mort?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
She's in stable condition. So, she's got that going for her....
which is nice.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (IkqSn)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: zombie
Those lap dances cost extra.
Posted by: Miklos with a two dollar bill at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)
A "happy ending" with a masseuse with prehensile feet is something you never forget!
According to my friend...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: RichardWindsor
Won't that torque Hillz' ass?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)
Dooo eeeet!! /Rorschacht
I would laugh so hard if pressure on the Left forces Sinema to switch parties on them. I bet Schumer is putting calls to Arizona to tell them to cut that shit out.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (ykYG2)
So what happened in the Nadless House hearing today? The Left is shrieking in outrage and despair, but they avoid saying exactly why, so I assume the hamfisted attempt to ambush Lewandowski blew up in the Democrats' faces and made them look like shit clowns.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (+a65P)
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (kLDv+)
It is just like television, only you can see much further.
Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (bDqIh)
You kick it to start
Posted by: Bwana Joe Dik at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM
In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef.
Posted by: Flo & Eddie at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (KkNy/)
Posted by: Zontar the Magnificent at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (kZT36)
I know it's a thing.
Me? Only once. "Banana" in the tailpipe.
Never, ever again.
Posted by: teej at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
-- Zombie Joe Stalin
There are three kinds of untruths. . .
-- Zombie Mark Twain
Posted by: Bartlett's Book of Zombies at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
According to my friend...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Chimpanzee ftw!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (Z65m4)
@Yair_Rosenberg
If the revised exits are right - and we still have no idea if they are - the Arab vote in Israel may have just toppled Bibi. The revision of the exits *against* Netanyahu bucks the trend of them usually being more favorable for him and the right. So there's that.
Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (pK2lC)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (hHpOV)
This is exactly what HRC intended to do, we learned from the Wikileaks emails. But, hey, no plastic straws!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (lPIUL)
Hmmmm. Let me think.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)
Consultant 1: Do you think anybody saw Biden eating the dead rat?
Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)
Whole shot below.
https://tinyurl.com/y63f6sjo
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (Z1ykJ)
Which is it, folks?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
All of the above.
Except he's not gonna win.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
And that says a lot right there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (bttOm)
Guaranteed Prediction:
If Netanyahoo loses, Fake News tomorrow will tell us "it's bad for Trump in 2020."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (IkqSn)
Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)
That's totally unfair and untrue.
The rat wasn't dead until he ate it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (Z1ykJ)
Somehow, some way, Fake News will connect Trump 2020 to Netanyahoo's (possible) loss, tomorrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (IkqSn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zJmMh)
He can't hit him too hard other wise appearing mean.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (Ut9W7)
Or, if Netipot wins!
The headlines were written last month!
Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Watch it young man, or it'll go on your permanent record! - Lizzie "School Marm" Warren
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (zXlV/)
Yes. I'll go with the betting markets on this one and agree, based on present circumstances, Warren will be nominated. And if she somehow makes it to the White House, it will cause a catastrophic economic collapse and Warren will consider that a feature and not a bug.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (nDe2U)
He's a shill. He doesn't deserve to be here.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hepcat at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (Z65m4)
I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (wfdhz)
No way, Kemosabe, it will be "The Streak."
Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
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My nightmare is a Warren/Ayanna Pressley ticket.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (x61Wp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (ykYG2)
*******
Hey Kids Dumb & Dumber is back ! did you remember to put your Underroos on underneath your Pants this time?
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Wine Moms who voted for Obama. Twice. at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)
I rate this as true. Those canals aren't going to dig themselves!
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Sample induction notice:
https://tinyurl.com/y3m8dx6h
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (0OmEj)
*******
20th Century software & hosting can not stop VPN's
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: vrf at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1QvcO)
Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)
That's totally unfair and untrue.
The rat wasn't dead until he ate it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM
Wait a minute. Biden's a geek? I may have to rethink my 2020 vote!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs
Radio news talking point this morning was comparing her rally with Trumps.
Not that they said how many showed up to see the honest injun, just comparing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (x61Wp)
Huh. My nightmare is a Democrat who is charming, with a good line of patter, a sense of humor, who can make people think that he is really interested in their concerns and is the best person to look out for them.
You know - like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Hepcat at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs
Radio news talking point this morning was comparing her rally with Trumps.
Not that they said how many showed up to see the honest injun, just comparing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)
There are those who say that the turnout to her rally was 720 million.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (aS1PU)
https://tinyurl.com/y3m8dx6h
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary
This was nice to see again. Has the GPO awarded the printing contract?
Posted by: Miklos, who is unfond of failures to communicate at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (IkqSn)
Actually they might have a point here, Bibi was talking about his close ties with PDJT and I believe the Arab Israeli voters turned out big time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)
Nobody like that in this race. There's not even anyone that people remotely relate to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: vrf at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1QvcO)
Yup...I will be voting for him in the primaries.
Joe will win the nomination, it's the only way the criminal gang of democrats can get rid of him without having the Clinton's put a hit on his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)
The deuce you say!
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (EgshT)
And just like that we come back to poop again.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, who is unfond of failures to communicate at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
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We will use zek labor from defunct newspapers. No need for them to learn to code. They will get the ink on their hands for once.
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (JoUsr)
News Breaking LIVE
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotoximplants at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (EuOUw)
I am sure Uncle Palp would approve...
and probably award you a medal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)
When that little Mexican runt Castro asserted Biden had forgotten what he'd said two minutes earlier, I would have given ANYTHING for Biden to have replied, "Julian, you need to step off that box you're standing on. The unaccustomed altitude is affecting your brain."
That would have been the last time anyone crossed Biden in public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (RjYVG)
"Republicans were quick to pounce on Vice President Biden's latest speech, which, in spite of minor inaccuracies, hints at a larger truth".
Posted by: PG at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (iqCkn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: kallistololz cat at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (J3qJd)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
I know. They're all fighting hard for the approval of the narrowest segment of the angry wing of the Democrats, which while well-represented in the MSM, isn't actually a big segment of the people who will be voting in 13-14 months. Biden is the closest and whatever touch he may have had is now gone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)
--Snopes, Politifact, Washington Post, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)
Aaaaand you have just described Fast Eddie (Rendell). No idea why they keep him on the shelf
He'd be tough to beat!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)
You know, Joe Bidet is so mentally unstable, he'd get elected and then do everything the opposite of the Leftists not knowing any better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)
It would be easy to compile a list of Republicans that she should whip!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (BiNEL)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342352/
BTW, it's pronounced policy "wank".
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Dh1wo)
I am sure Uncle Palp would approve...
and probably award you a medal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)
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Sadly, I made that as a joke especially for Palp, but it was the week he vanished, and he never saw it
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (EuOUw)
*******
*I* am the gramma nazi!
He should 'have' said a different number.
Thank you.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Tr9MK)
*****
Look for a governor somewhere to emerge. Young. Charming. Executive government experience. The Dems and Hollywood will invent something to splash whoever it is onto the national stage.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)
414 CFM Boots and the whip. And mini skirt.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)
And the leather corset.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (zXlV/)
Joe "Bad Man fondling Bad Girls" Biden
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (Hn6S7)
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Fat ass Penguin.
Nadless, we knew Burgess Meredith, and you are no Burgess Meredith!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)
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He publicly criticized Thundershart during the campaign. Unforgivable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (EuOUw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So for the progressive base, he should name Flo as VP?
Posted by: Miklos, solutions a specialty at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)
I ain't in to chicks, but even I think that's hot.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (myjNJ)
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM
Well, the ice rink isn't gonna smooth itself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)
@maggieNYT
Lewandowski is far from a beloved figure in the president's orbit. But even his biggest detractors were giving him grudging praise for a very defiant and often non-responsive performance.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (Tr9MK)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)
Wow. You just described Gavin Newsom. How weird is that?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So for the progressive base, he should name Flo as VP?
Posted by: Miklos, solutions a specialty at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
"Ma Flo is linoleum!"
- - Joe Bidet
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (zJmMh)
Palp's successful vanishing act still bugs me. In spite of my better judgement, I miss that reprobate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (EuOUw)
"See I meant China, I'm not crazy like they say!!!"
--Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (KZzsI)
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM
Well, the ice rink isn't gonna smooth itself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)
"PFFT!"
- - Led Zeppole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (Q3dyo)
The media does not do this for any other candidate.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Tr9MK)
You're going to have a full time job reading the shit I write.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (V2Yro)
Charming. Executive government experience. The Dems and Hollywood will
invent something to splash whoever it is onto the national stage.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)
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It will be Hillary.
The Clintons are supporting Biden to clear out the field. They want Harris out because she belongs to the Obamas and her failure is their pleasure.
As soon as the ranks have thinned enough, oppo research will torpedo the remainder and then Dem spinner will start questioning Joe's health - just in time for a divided convention.
Hillary will be the consensus candidate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)
NOTICE HOW HERR NADLER WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH CARTER PAGE.
Notice how Fake News has no interest in Carter Page, also.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:45 PM (IkqSn)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 07:45 PM (9hauA)
Love that sidebar piece on candidate Joe Walsh: "I hate all you stupid
cult like lemming Republicans!!! Oh, and Vote for Me!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Did he actually quit the party, or just do a "If you don't nominate me, I quit!' flounce.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)
What could possibly go wrong?[/]
12345 same as my luggage.
Posted by: Scroob at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)
Hillary will be the consensus candidate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Questioning health? Yes. Let's. Let us question Hillary's health.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (d0Dmj)
her health can't be questioned because it doesn't exist.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)
Ask the average Joe on the street the population of the US. Many if not most are clueless.
Welcome to the age of the Lowest Information Voyer c/o our equally impressive public education system.
Posted by: The 3,007,843th Congressman at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (TPROn)
Well, Clinton lost them for a couple of months.
Feature or bug?
Posted by: Miklos, also using a two key system at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
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Sadly, you probably are correct.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (JcXHH)
We'll need way more than that to get 720 million *more* women of working age.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (Z65m4)
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You'll see the turn because all these gaffes will suddenly be put into supercuts as the talking heads frown thoughtfully over stuff that's months old but only now becomes important.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)
T'pron was my favorite Vulcan.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: SEAL Team 6 at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (Ut9W7)
I saw the Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Parties open for Weather Report at Birdland in '77.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (gAXBD)
I thought it was T'Bone...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)
It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Original Roy at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (hOlnG)
Easy, that's Step #2
Posted by: Underpants Gnome at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (bDqIh)
12345 same as my luggage.
Posted by: Scroob at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)
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I have an exceedingly paranoid, mentally-ill aunt who my family doesn't get along with. At all.
She came to visit us once (yay!), and couldn't get her luggage open, so naturally assumed that the train line people had changed it to mess with her. She went and got new clothes.
Meanwhile I monkeyed with it for two minutes, figured out she'd set it to "000" and forgotten about it. I found enough dank weed in there to keep me and my brother stoned for the whole summer, just by skimming a bit.
Maybe she was right to be a paranoiac.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (EuOUw)
The klezmer jam was awesome!
Posted by: Miklos, but Nogen David gives me a headache at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Carter Page was the big Russian spy in the Trump camp.
Carter Page was the lynch pin in the fbi investigation and the catalyst for the FISA scam.
And, yet, there is no interest nor curiosity in Carter Page, today. Weird, eh? Carter Page is on record saying he'll be happy to talk and tell everything he knows -- but no takers. Strange. It's almost like Fake News and the Democrats don't want to hear what Carter Page has to say.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (IkqSn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Hawthorne
Translation into English:
"I want to be Prime Minister soooooo bad, and if I intentionally collapse the coalition and instigate new elections, maybe I will be named "compromise Prime Minister" and get my wish. Sooooo...I'll think up some half-assed excuse and resign, setting off a new election."
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (Q3dyo)
Next Trump gambit: Pssst! Nominate Joe and I'll release all my tax returns. Swearsies.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (fpxQt)
"Where's the poop?"
Posted by: Oh look there's a quarrel. On a cruise ship. at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (64PZ4)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)
It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)
All named Reid, Epstein and Polanski...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (zJmMh)
I am going to personally pay for Paul Ryan's base jumping lessons.
I wonder if I can get a Gift Certificate?
Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (RXwUQ)
Genghis "Joe Biden" Khan
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (zJmMh)
Good thing too since I heard that Joe sleep walks and likes to piss in the ice cube trays.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)
It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)
All named Reid, Epstein and Polanski...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
"AVAILABLE
Nanny looking for position.
Can do moonwalk to entertain kids.
Also have chimp for parties.
PO Box J5, Los Olivos, CA"
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (kLDv+)
Swalwell: "So every note you take of the President, you put in a safe? How big is that safe?"
Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."
Swalwell is so triggered.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, easy as 1-2-3 at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (QzkSJ)
*I* am the gramma nazi!
He should 'have' said a different number.
Thank you.
Posted by: Thanatopsis
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That's what I was going for. In the spirit of "Not to be a wonk, but 720 million women will be added to the workforce."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)
The Clintons are supporting Biden to clear out the field. They want Harris out because she belongs to the Obamas and her failure is their pleasure.
As soon as the ranks have thinned enough, oppo research will torpedo the remainder and then Dem spinner will start questioning Joe's health - just in time for a divided convention.
Hillary will be the consensus candidate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)
And upon announcement the entire DNC will bite down on their cyanide capsules while simultaneously firing a luger into their temples.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (zXlV/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM
Panned, bested, and unsteady.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)
Turns out hairspray kills as many brain cells as glue when sniffed.
The more you know...
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (+qBkz)
figured out she'd set it to "000" and forgotten about it. I found enough
dank weed in there to keep me and my brother stoned for the whole
summer, just by skimming a bit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (EuOUw)
A bit? I admire your constraint. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Miklos, nooding at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (2DOZq)
Educated Schooled democrat, "Is that 5 million degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius?"
Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (ZTDnL)
"Uncle Joe" (as in Stalin) wants to take families away from parents, and put them into institutions where they can be indoctrinated into the Hard Left - taught things like "Open Borders: Good" and "Fossil Fuels: Bad". Main thing is to break up families (like they so successfully did in the Black community - which is now pretty solidly a Democrat voting block; God knows why?).
Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (/sTHK)
Scrotal acumen? Well, THAT would explain why he doesn't gesture much during the debates.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (fpxQt)
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (B+t5k)
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Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)