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Pogrebin and Kelly: It Was Totes Our Editor Who Accidentally Removed the Disclosure That The "Victim" Denies Max Stier's Claim
Also Pogrebin and Kelly: Oh Yeah, We Also "Accidentally" Forgot to Mention This In Our NPR Puff-Piece, Too

A lot of "accidental" omissions of a key detail which makes their book much less salable, if mentioned.

And they keep on "accidentally" forgetting to mention it.

Last night on Lawrence O'Donnell, the pair threw their editors under the bus and claimed, almost certainly falsely, that the editors decided to cut the key fact that this story is all about a "victim" who denies the event ever happened.

But when they recounted this same story on NPR, they strangely also failed to note this key detail -- no clumsy editor stumbling around making accidental deletions!

Apparently they just don't think this fact helps them sell their bullshit book, so they frequently "forget" to mention it.


In fact, the omission was so significant that Gross recorded an update and inserted it into the show immediately thereafter, noting the omission and how it also had to be corrected at the New York Times.

Pogrebin and Kelly have a pattern of omitting this detail, and other key details.

Even Terry Gross of NPR thought that the omission of this fact was beyond the pale, and rushed to add in the fact herself after the interview.


Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Another Whoops/Whoopsie: Kelly and Pogrebin commit another bald-faced "accident."

They claim that Brett Kavanaugh's fellow classmates were "mum" about these charges, and then claim that silence equals quiet condemnation.

But Kavanaugh's fellow classmates weren't "mum" about the claims -- they actively denied them.


Pogrebin and Kelly’s work has a pattern of omitting exculpatory evidence that supports Kavanaugh's consistent claim that he never sexually assaulted anyone. The Atlantic piece is excerpted from the book, which has the same error. Oddly, the book quotes the statement on page 140 and page 141, which they characterize as disloyal to Ramirez.

This article will be updated once The Atlantic corrects this latest error.

They keep accidentally omitting things which disprove their claim and would tank their book's sales.

This, by the way, is actual malice.

Supercut: Watch Kelly and Pegrobin spend 78 seconds first claiming that their editors made All The Mistakes and then changing their story to "it doesn't matter who did what, it's just a distraction from the real story, which is that you should buy our shit book which is a dry-hole bust so we have to constantly lie about it."



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:02 PM




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1 Accidents happen, wingnuts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

2 Eleventh

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (uEbPt)

3 Yes there Were so many convenient accidents

Posted by: Count Fenring at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (vBH2i)

4 Thank goodness. That other thread was revolting.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (aXucN)

5 It's hard for liberals to remember salient facts.


/sad

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (gdfZ0)

6 The worst part is, we could easily keep the media resuscitating this obvious lie. Once you ride a tiger, you can't keep telling him there's no more meat.

Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (6v+w1)

7 #believeAllLiars

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

8 I thought once you ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)

9 We go from a thread that's full of shit to talking about the other ways the Poo York Times is full of shit. There's no way out.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (vBH2i)

10 I heard the two authoresses used to sell their bodies for designer purses.

No, it doesn't matter what they say about it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (9hauA)

11 There limited space for publishing stuff! Let the editors do their jobs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (so+oy)

12 Other Papers: NYT, if you don't stop lying, you're gonna be a paper full of shit!

NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

13 Poop.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (1ISKN)

14 If there are no repercussions then why wouldn't they? They have proven the underpants gnomes correct.

Publish fake story
blank
Profit!!!

Posted by: ryukyu at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (vKhgw)

15 ... shocked, Shocked ...

Posted by: Adriane the Student Newspaper Critic ... at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (LPnfS)

16 Editor-shaming!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

17 Just get it over with and blame Trump already.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)

18 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
1m
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly weighing several options as retaliatory action against Iran, with President Trump wanting a narrowly focused response that wouldn't draw the U.S. into broader conflict - NBC News

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

19 Byron York @ByronYork
1m
New WSJ-NBC poll of Democratic primary voters: Biden 31 Warren 25 Sanders 14 Buttigieg 7 Harris 5 Yang 4 Klobuchar 2 Booker 2:

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

20 "Let's sign these two to a sweet multi-million dollar movie deal!" -- The Obama Netflix Cabal

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (UgemJ)

21 Pogrebin and Kelly: It Was Totes Our Editor Who Accidentally Removed


LOLGFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Z65m4)

22 If you read the transcript or listen to that NYT staff meeting you understand this better. They had zero concern about the accuracy, professionalism, or validity of their writing. Only the effect it had on them and their readers. Their job, as they see it, is to be a comfort room for their snowflake lefty readers, the people who weeped when Trump was elected and refuse to accept it to this day. They give those people a security blanket and whisper things in their ears that they wish were true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

23 Movie Executive Guy: "Oooh, destroying innocent people's lives just so we can keep killing babies is TIGHT!"

Everyone Not A Satanic Progressive: "Errrrr . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Mo1SD)

24 We were just getting started on the feminist poop thread.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (ujg0T)

25 The Trump administration is reportedly weighing several options as retaliatory action against Iran, with President Trump wanting a narrowly focused response that wouldn't draw the U.S. into broader conflict - NBC News
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The NYT has learned that most of those options involve poop shaming.

Posted by: Exclusive! at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (zRsfw)

26 also possibly conveniently omitted, that Trayvon's "girlfriend" that testified at the trial, was a stand in, an actor, and the prosecutors or maybe our clever FBI/CIA, suborned perjury to get those race riots started.


The real girlfriend was found, she looks more like the girlfriend I recall from some way back video of Trayvon from social media, not the heavy girl at the trial (who admitted/claimed she used the girlfriend's name when talking to Trayvon ... which is cray cray)


It was a Jussie Smollet production, but better done and after the fact, not just a prearranged stunt. Amazing if true ... that is only part of the story we have so far. looks true.



America Can We Talk intro's a clip ...
youtube.com/watch?v=h42bTVWTQAk

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

27
They are more full of shit than the last thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

28 Its all about the Deeper Truth, who cares what the facts are? Reality is in the way of what they wish to be true, its all a patriarchal white supremacist violence to insist on factual and accurate reporting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

29 >>"Let's sign these two to a sweet multi-million dollar movie deal!" -- The Obama Netflix Cabal

You kid, but I bet an HBO, Showtime or Netflx "documentary" is already in the works on this to make sure the MSM narrative sticks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

30 Some writers and editors did things.

Like lie and smear their asses off.

JMHO, I don't think this is what the Founders had in mind when writing the First Amendment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (pw+jk)

31 If Kavanaugh wasn't so eeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiillll this wouldn't keep happening.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (+qBkz)

32 It's getting to the point where you can't trust a single leftist on any issue.

Meh. Not going to change much for me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (1ISKN)

33 They give those people a security blanket and whisper things in their ears that they wish were true.
==
So the NYT be like Grima Wormtongue and their readers Thodin the Insane.

Posted by: maybe too literary at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (8zyNA)

34 how long before the MSM flushes this whole thing away?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (ZqRa6)

35 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (+m8Oo)

36 Don't use the NYT to train your dog. She'll assume another dog has already used it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (ykYG2)

37
Republicans pounce.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (7rVsF)

38 our editors were supposed to flush our deuces!

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

39 It sounds like a real shitshow.

Sorry. Wrong thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Dh1wo)

40 I can relate, I'm always forgetting to add shit that makes me look guilty as hell.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (LOq4H)

41 I just peaked at Rick Wilson's twitter feed, mentioned in the earlier thread. Wow, he's really pissed off that Nadler blew the hearing today so badly, and that he let Lewandoski punk him at will.

What's funny is that the Genius Rick Wilson thinks that Congress has some power to compel testimony - it actually doesn't, not if the Attorney General thinks Congress is full of shit. House Committees are weak, powerless, useless little pieces of shit on their own, good for nothing but Kabuki theater. Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)

42
I do wonder whether the NY Times editors they're referring to might be slightly miffed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (3EPLG)

43 In fact, the omission was so significant that Gross recorded an update and inserted it into the show immediately thereafter, noting the omission and how it also had to be corrected at the New York Times.

--

Was it corrected, or just updated?

Because it seems like a correction would have it someplace important, while an update will add a sentence in an old article.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (+m8Oo)

44 >>Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.


And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

45 What a miserable day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (85Gof)

46 I just know Ace intentionally saved this post for after the previous one. Called a 'set up' in comedy, kids.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ZqRa6)

47
This is another sign of the fraying public discourse under Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (7rVsF)

48 The New York Times is still in business?
Well I guess if they run out of TP in the ladies room they've got something to use.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

49 Dana Perino just said Kav should sue.

FWIW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

50 OK, now we have two posts in a row about poo from the same alleged "newspaper."

I sense a pattern.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

51 The liars are have a hard time these days, since we all know they are lying.

Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (eAZVt)

52 The real girlfriend was found, she looks more like the girlfriend I recall from some way back video of Trayvon from social media, not the heavy girl at the trial (who admitted/claimed she used the girlfriend's name when talking to Trayvon ... which is cray cray)

It was a Jussie Smollet production, but better done and after the fact, not just a prearranged stunt. Amazing if true ... that is only part of the story we have so far. looks true.

America Can We Talk intro's a clip ...
youtube.com/watch?v=h42bTVWTQAk
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

the really outrageous part is that the Prosecutor was clearly in on the perjury, and on coaching the witness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

53 Pogrebin and Kelly vs Hemingway and Severino.

The former are considered "journalists", and their crap product and behavior are consistent with those of other "journalists" out there.

Hemmingway and Severino put out a well researched book, where they relief on facts and not convenient gut feelz. Yet the MSM basically ignored them. But they are propping up these frauds, who will suffer no consequences for their fake news.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (9hauA)

54 The Old Brown Lady!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (Dh1wo)

55 I saw the Accidental Emissions open for the Sex Pistols at the Roxy in '99

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)

56 you know it's a correction when the Times publishes it on p 68, just under the Tide Tables.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (ZqRa6)

57

Filthy shits.

Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bj/dy)

58 Accidentally On Purpose.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (wiXsO)

59 Why record an update rather than, IDK, maybe not running the bullshit interview to begin with.

See they like it both ways, if you happen to buy into the completely bullshitted allegation and internalize it....oopsie....sorry 'bout that, but also, let's update this to show our true journalistic chops.

It's like accusing your wife of being a cheating whore at a dinner party with all your friends and then texting them later to let them know it might not be true.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (pyXW1)

60 We're really full of it. Integrity, objectivity, only the highest professional standards.

What el$e could po$$ibly be motivating u$?

Posted by: Pogrebin & Kelly at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (5itaF)

61 But calling these people an Enemy of the Public is beyond the pale.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

62 "NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!"

or are the shit full of paper ...


they are not a newspaper organization, they are a propaganda machine. calling them a (news)paper full of shit is too kind. Spreading shit is their raison d'etre ... all their poop has those raisons, and they wrap it in paper and deliver it to the doorstep.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

63
just under the Tide Tables.

Under the Legal Notices. In agate type.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (7rVsF)

64 Gee. It's almost like the NYT never had to omit the name of a female rape victim or under age perpetrator. Maybe a more sophisticated news organization can show them how it's done.

Posted by: Page Turner at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (HoxwO)

65 Oh did I do that?!?!

Ooopsie!

-NYT Editor

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (+qBkz)

66 Don't tell me they are only in it for the money.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (RuIsu)

67 49 Dana Perino just said Kav should sue.

FWIW.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

it feels good to say it, but he can't for several good reasons. For one thing, American law is set up so that it is almost impossible for a public figure to win a libel case. Second, it drags him down and will only keep this alive in the public's mind. (Streishand effect)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

68 We didn't mean to do what we thought you wouldn't see, so probably someone else is to blame for what we intentionally did, unintentionally.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Ckg4U)

69 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g
*******
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

70 sPOOn

Posted by: The Tick at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (t41dG)

71 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.
-
And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

--

Holy cow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (+m8Oo)

72 "Pogrebin and Kelly Have totally convinced me to vote exclusively democrat from this point forward," Lifelong Republican.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (x6XkS)

73 next up, exclusive to the NY Times! Trump doesn't always flush when he makes a tinkle. Responsible Republicans call for an investigation.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (ZqRa6)

74
Pogrebin and Kelly? They're the two women shitting together in the left hand stall in the NYT gender shit-shaming graphic, right?

Well, at least they don't take their shoes off.

I'll bet it's AOC who takes her shoes off when she shits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (f1Vqw)

75 We're really full of it. Integrity, objectivity, only the highest professional standards.

What el$e could po$$ibly be motivating u$?

Posted by: Pogrebin & Kelly at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (5itaF)


It's not money. It's commitment to Marxist agitation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

76 Long way to go with the intrigues of Israeli politics and horse trading, but it appears to me that Netanyahus might be ending.

IF, IF, he has any class and sense of history he will resign and allow a coalition government..we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (85Gof)

77 Terry Gross, eh?

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (UUkQp)

78 Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.
======
He's part of the problem and he knows it. He, like many others, is hoping to run out the clock until someone else wins the next election.

Posted by: Time is the fire in which we burn at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (B3gXn)

79
Notice these oopsies only happen when Republicans are the target.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (7rVsF)

80 I detest Swallowell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

81 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Fuck You. #WAR

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

83 I'm already in contempt of those proceedings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (wpPM0)

84 "next up, exclusive to the NY Times! Trump doesn't always flush when he makes a tinkle."

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (eAZVt)

85 do you risk food poisoning if you wrap fish in the NY Times?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (ZqRa6)

86 they are not a newspaper organization, they are a propaganda machine. calling them a (news)paper full of shit is too kind. Spreading shit is their raison d'etre ... all their poop has those raisons, and they wrap it in paper and deliver it to the doorstep.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

As Andrew Klavan always says when referring to the rag: the New York Times, a former newspaper.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (9hauA)

87 Hadrian- Because Democrats are never the target

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)

88 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

If there ever was a case of malice, this would be it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (cGqiy)

89 "Kavanaugh was with his friends in a group, his pants were down, and his friends brought him over to a woman [name deleted.]"
_________________

A guy with his penis hanging out and his pants down is walking over to a woman (how does one do that when the pants are down?) and then his friends hand his penis to a woman, and nobody else at this party recalls this?

Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Stier is clearly having homo fantasies or delusions. Or he just enjoys making stupid shit up. Or he spent way too much time around Bill Clinton. Or all of the above.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)

90 I detest Swallowell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

Who doesnt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (85Gof)

91 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g

*******

EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

92 If I weren't dead, I'd be aghast at these unseemly attacks on the dignity and rectitude of journalists.

Posted by: croakie boberts at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (ppBhU)

93 Look, Rather was punished not for his lies but for the fact that at one point he gave the game away with his "fake but accurate" business.

That's been a goto guideline for a long time. Only fear of lawyers and lawsuits prevented full time usage. And after Sullivan they were able to go nuts with it.

And because they were the only source for news, they got away with it for years. Until the internet and Rush Limbaugh. Then things got a bit dicey.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (cxIsI)

94 Were these broads handling Epstein security in jail?

Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Izot6)

95 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)

96 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.
-
And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

--

Holy cow.
=========
Tyranny by libel, slander and defamation. Do what we want or we will punish you in the media. . .

Sure no one is kneeling by a ditch with a gun at their head, but a soft tyranny is still tyranny.

Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (zRsfw)

97 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

As Andrew Klavan always says when referring to the rag: the New York Times, a former newspaper.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (9hauA)

He calls their editorial page Knucklehead Row and has a whole intro ditty for when he talks about them.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (9hauA)

98 What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

This is straight-up entrapment.

Posted by: Corey Booker at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (ppBhU)

99 And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy


No way.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Mo1SD)

100 mollie hemingway's book "justice on trial" is ranked #124 in amazon books, but it doesn't appear on the nytimes bestseller list. twill be interesting to see where this "bombshell", so heavily promoted, will stand.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Pg+x7)

101

They were in a rush, she says. "You know how it is," she said.

yeah, we do

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (vEIlU)

102 I knoooooow I'l never poop this way again
So, I'll keep holdin' in, it requires discipline
I knoooooow I'l never poop this way again
Hold in, hold in, hold in

Posted by: Dionne Warwick, still stuck in previous thread at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (DTX3h)

103 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

104 This is straight-up entrapment.
Posted by: Corey Booker
_____________

Hetero male, Corey, hetero.

Obviously, this isn't about you.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM (k4dH2)

105 Pogrebin and Kelly both look like they are constipated...all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

106 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)


This. In my *cough* years, I've never heard even a rumor of any normal guy ever doing anything like this, or having it done to him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (wpPM0)

107 Poo is a funny word.
Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21

Poo smells more than poop.

Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (cGqiy)

108
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)



Racist Ted Kennedy repeatedly mispronounced Alito's name as if it were too foreign for him to remember. It was a purposeful insult. No one remembers that (except my italian husband). It's a short italian name, and Kennedy was irish, for the love of God.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

109 Pogrebin was a classmate of Brett's at Yale.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (ZfRYq)

110 re 89: like in the porn videos? Two guys rubbing against each other with the women who somehow looks like she just happens to be in the middle?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)

111 69 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g
*******
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

YES! FINALLY! Someone has the balls to demonstrate how to completely (and legally) wreck these idiotic little show trials that Congressmen try to conduct. Democrats have done this for decades, FINALLY Trump's people get it!

Tactic: You drag the questioner into completely idiotic and petty little cul de sacs that make him look like a whiny little bitch, and while you're doing a stupid tit for tat argument about nothing, his 5 minutes runs out. Lewandowski did that all day long!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

112 Its all about the Deeper Truth, who cares what the facts are? Reality is in the way of what they wish to be true, its all a patriarchal white supremacist violence to insist on factual and accurate reporting.


Wasn't it Steven Colbert who coined the term "truthiness" for things that should be true but are not?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (gdfZ0)

113 IF, IF, he has any class and sense of history he will resign and allow a coalition government..we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (85Gof)

He'll go to prison if he doesn't win. I don't see him giving up without a nasty fight.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

114 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM


****

Like dookee!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

115
Who is this motor-mouth chick in the Leg Chair on the Five? I've been seeing her a lot there.

Hell, the undertaker will have to wire her jaw shut to shut her up when she dies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

116 95 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)


"Thanks, but I don't have a parakeet."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (wpPM0)

117 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

What is the point of calling him that? Don't get it. I get that he's probably making fun of Swallwell's aborted Pres. campaign, but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?

Lewandowski was quite cool and didn't take any guff from what I saw. I'll give him that.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (j0JAA)

118 Pogrebin said of Stiers political activity that well Kavanaugh authored the Starr report was that fair?

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (ZfRYq)

119 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)
........

Thanks but I don't own parakeets.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

120 What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?



None, ever. That's how you know this was created either by women or gay men. That clinton atty has a female "wife?" She'd better watch out.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (nRWPy)

121 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)
+++++++++++++++
We know a few.

Posted by: Bateworld at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (e/H31)

122 The NYT's employees are torching each other in a desperate attempt to save themselves; meanwhile the NYT's fellow MSM travelers are torching the NYT for the same reason.*

Sauve qui peut! goes up the cry as the debacle unfolds once more.


*If they thought they were safe they would not be doing this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (zXlV/)

123 I get that he's probably making fun of Swallwell's aborted Pres. campaign, but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?


Yeah, rattle him.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (nRWPy)

124 In other disheartening news . . .

Variety@Variety
Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that "very famous people whose names I won't use" want to redo Norman Lear's 'The Princess Bride'

-
Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (JQ18+)

126 Mr. Chair??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (wpPM0)

127 He should have called Swalwell "Duke" for Duke Nukem.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (cxIsI)

128 Lieu served in the military? Whose? Ours??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (wpPM0)

129 MSNBC is having a poll on Gun Rights

https://tinyurl.com/qao7ffh

Things are not going their way. Time to crush them.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (+0uDE)

130 Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)

It is even funnier when the Donk Congresscritters use the word 'oversight' like its a back stage pass at an Alice Cooper concert in a Wayne's World movie.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (ZFYYP)

131 Jay, Jay, Jay. Your typing skills are muy rapido.
GMTA

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

132 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM


****

Like dookee!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)


.....

Really?

You guys gonna talk about shoo shoo?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (pyXW1)

133 Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM


*****

Boooooooo!!!!
Boooooooo!!!!
Filth!
Putrescence!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (axyOa)

134 I hate then when you get finished with a really big quantity of poop and paper and you go and flush and the bowl has a malfunction and it doesn't flush and the water keeps rising and rising.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (cxIsI)

135 Lewandowski did that all day long!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

I can't wait to catch it tonight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (jYnPD)

136 99 And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy
No way.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Mo1SD)

And there is even one MORE part to the story that caps it all off! When the FBI contacted Max Stier a YEAR ago about this story, he told them he did NOT agree to be interviewed, and he refused to say ANYTHING under oath. And when these two fearless reporters tried to interview him about what he had said, he refused to talk to them as well. Hmm, he's a lawyer - sounds a lot like a guy who's gotten real scared that he might face some liability for spreading malicious lies, so now he is all "no comment, no comment." Yeah, the mark of a truly Reliable Witness, that is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

137 118 Pogrebin said of Stiers political activity that well Kavanaugh authored the Starr report was that fair?
______________

That's why they hate him. It's not just about protecting their precious Roe v. Wade. Kav made himself a non-person to the left when he worked on that Starr report. Anything they do to him, any lie they tell about him, is justified in their corrupt, evil minds, because of that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (k4dH2)

138 Trump's right.

Kavanaugh should sue.

Wait, fuck that. Kavanaugh's WIFE should sue. They're deliberately trying to destroy him AND HIS FAMILY.

Bury them. At the Earth's CORE.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Lewandowski asked that black bitch Jackson-Lee to "repeat the question. He did not hear it, only a rant."

This guy is great.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (pw+jk)

140 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)

They're not even trying to come up with believable stories. Blahsy Ford's was ridiculous enough.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (9hauA)

141 "what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis..."

moreso, what hetero males handle a penis into a woman's face? its preposterous.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Pg+x7)

142 They did it again, this time in The Atlantic. See Update.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

143 ]i\None, ever. That's how you know this was created either by women or gay men. That clinton atty has a female "wife?" She'd better watch out.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (nRWPy)

Same thing with the UVa hoax, which obviously was made up by a woman. The frat guys were bopping this chick in the dark? No. Guys are highly visual. They'd want the place lit up like Yankee Stadium. It's women who want to turn out the lights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)

144 It's really hard to walk while your pants are around your ankles, or did Kav just happen to be standing next to some woman who was on the couch and another man grabbed hold of his penis to put it in her hand?. Really stupid, far fetched and unbelievable scenario.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (j0JAA)

145 There's a pogrebin in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (EgshT)

146 what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis..."

One that's in the closet .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (cGqiy)

147 Yet, any "right winger" that says anything wrong about Owebama, there's death threats.

These two sacks of shit can defame and slander all the day long and no one says anything of the sorts, when, by several counts, they deserve them.

They're human trash. They should be treated like trash.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

148 >> I hate then when you get finished with a really big quantity of poop and paper

You need to spread it out over several flushes. Never pile up everything for one flush.

I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

149 Things are not going their way. Time to crush them.


Just got back from voting there. Results are 93% In Favor of people carrying in pub-lick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

150 93percent of people in the MSNBC poll asking if people should open carry agree it's a 2A right.

Hah. Not what they were expeting

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (cxIsI)

151 And there is even one MORE part to the story that caps it all off! When the FBI contacted Max Stier a YEAR ago about this story, he told them he did NOT agree to be interviewed, and he refused to say ANYTHING under oath. And when these two fearless reporters tried to interview him about what he had said, he refused to talk to them as well. Hmm, he's a lawyer - sounds a lot like a guy who's gotten real scared that he might face some liability for spreading malicious lies, so now he is all "no comment, no comment." Yeah, the mark of a truly Reliable Witness, that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

And these are the people we're supposed to believe and respect.

No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (9hauA)

152 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM

*****

The only way to handle that is to walk out with the plunger in hand saying "Whew! That's a load off my mind!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (axyOa)

153 but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?


Swallowell is a taxpayer employee. he can fuck right off with the giving orders crap.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

154 Opps, I did it again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

155 133 Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM

If they do I hope everyone involved has to resort to searching dead bodies for loose change to buy tickets for the unemployment line in Greenland.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (+qBkz)

156 It's women who want to turn out the lights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)


*clears throat*
*looks around*

...nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (t+qrx)

157 what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis...

What? they don't?
~T-Bone Booker

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (5l6gb)

158 It's not well known that "pogrebin" is Russian for "lyin'-ass bitch".

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

159 re 115: that's Juan Williams.

ha. Emily Compagno, I think.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ZqRa6)

160 "You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you."

"That 'fellow' is already dead," answered the NPC in black. "Stop misgendering me. REE, REE, REE!"

Posted by: Woke Princess Bride at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

161 I'd have my clerks hand you my penis but they haven't been able to find it in years.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (EgshT)

162 Dems wanted to make sound bites by reading excerpts they thought sounded bad. He wasn't playing that game. Made them read it.

He was nicer than I would have been. They kept ascribing things he knew or should have know. Things that were blatantly false.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)

163
The feds ruined terlets of course -- low flow regulations and all that shit. So, three flushers are very common.

In the old days, they used to make terlets for a man. LIke Al Bundy's Ferguson. THose things could take whatever you threw at 'em with one flush.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)

164 Enjoying milk with your Sugar Pops or Kaboom in the morning? You can thank the mootriarchy for keeping the pasture down!

Posted by: Elsie at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (mXij7)

165 the really outrageous part is that the Prosecutor was clearly in on the perjury, and on coaching the witness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

That rule of law is one HECK of a substitution for Christianity, I tell you what.

Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (6v+w1)

166 It's really hard to walk while your pants are around your ankles, or did Kav just happen to be standing next to some woman who was on the couch and another man grabbed hold of his penis to put it in her hand?. Really stupid, far fetched and unbelievable scenario.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (j0JAA)

*More than one* man grabbed onto his Anthony Wiener.

Yeah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (9hauA)

167 Kavanaugh's little girl is gonna be a big conservative when she grows up.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (cxIsI)

168
Really?

You guys gonna talk about shoo shoo?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (pyXW1)


If the foo shits.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

169 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (JQ18+)

I was at a formal dress party, Tuxes and all, rooftop restaurant, but something didn't sit well with me and I had to go into the very nicely outfitted restroom - a big one, several stalls. I was stuck there for a while, just tried to hide in the corner, hoped no one would know I was there. After about 10 minutes two guys walked in, I realized I knew who they were, and they stopped, and then one just said "Damn this room smells like Ass." And then they stalked out.

I spent the rest of the night praying that they didn't see me slip out of the room a few minutes later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

170 161
I'd have my clerks hand you my penis but they haven't been able to find it in years.


Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (EgshT)

Suffering from Elevator Button disorder

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (5l6gb)

171 That's why they hate him. It's not just about protecting their precious Roe v. Wade. Kav made himself a non-person to the left when he worked on that Starr report. Anything they do to him, any lie they tell about him, is justified in their corrupt, evil minds, because of that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (k4dH2)


Same thing with Nixon and the Alger Hiss case. The NYT and WaPo were huge boosters of Hiss, and never forgave him for taking down their comrade. It took them 20 years, but they eventually engineered his downfall. People used to say Nixon was paranoid, but he did have people out to get him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (wpPM0)

172
Tropical Storm Imelda made landfall in Freeport, TX this afternoon. The death toll is already 89,352,783. All caused by Trump. And slavery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)

173 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

Known as pooblius, from this moment on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (jYnPD)

174 Oh, and editors really hate it when authors scapegoat them. Sometimes they even leave surprises in the authors' favorite bathroom stalls.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

175 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

What in Gaia's name are you eating, young fellow?

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (EgshT)

176 It's women who want to turn out the lights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)


At my age a certain strategic dimming of the lights is best for her expectations and my fragile self-worth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (zXlV/)

177 the original Princess Bride was stupid enough for me. Bleah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (ykYG2)

178 This is the bizarro universe. I don't know when we fell through the wormhole but, we did.

======
Jesse Kelly
at JesseKellyDC



People think Joe Biden s fake story about fighting a gangster named Corn Pop is his best moment.

It can t hold a candle to that time he claimed he went on a condom crusade through the hood telling black dudes to wear a raincoat.

Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (C6xeQ)

179 Remember when on MASH, Hawkeye punched Frank Burns and knocked him down in the shower, and then claimed that Frank slipped on a bar of soap?

Same thing with Pogrebin and Kelly.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (yuoWU)

180 Amazing, isn't it, how the malice ALWAYS seems to go one direction.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (On0eP)

181 Lewindowsky was just fucking with him about reading the quote. LOL.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (nRWPy)

182 *More than one* man grabbed onto his Anthony Wiener.

Pro tip (?): avoid this problem by declining invitations to party with Mayor Buttplug and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (wpPM0)

183 King of the Hill had a great episode about Bobby stinking up the bathroom in church . See, I told you KotH has an episode that covers every subject discussed at aos.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (cGqiy)

184 Kav must be like stretch armstrong

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (M+Lyo)

185 Can't we just forget about whether or not the New York Times did or did not publish a shoddy hit job on Kav and get to the important point, which is We Liberals Don't Like Him.

Why should someone we don't like get to be a Supreme Court Justice? Where's the justice in that? His unwanted presence on the court is making us make up stories about him, and that's on you guys.

Posted by: NYTimes HitJobbers at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (hdzef)

186 Occasionally, when pooping in a public restroom, I'll yell out "CORN??!!? I don't remember eating CORN!!!"

Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

187
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (1XAal)

188 I hope Kavanaugh's daughter grows up to be Isabella of Castille and sends these lying bastards to the stake. I'll bring marshmallows.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (ykYG2)

189 177: ditto. it's a fav around here but for me... bleah.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (Pg+x7)

190 I bet those two wymmins have poop shame.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

191 Good afternoon. I totally missed Jane D'oh's very kind NOOD announcement in the previous poo thread, so I was still n there talking to myself, while circling the bowl

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (WWS2B)

192
Robin Pogrebin's mother is Letty Cotton Pogrebin, a co-founder of Ms. magazine. Blood will tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (7rVsF)

193 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019

****

My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)

194 Same thing with Pogrebin and Kelly.
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 17, 2019 05:33

I keep seeing that as Porgy and Bess.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (cGqiy)

195 re 172: Southpark:
'we're reporting over a hundred people have drowned so far'
'is that how many people drowned?'
'no, but that's what we're reporting'

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (ZqRa6)

196 I'll yell out "CORN??!!? I don't remember eating CORN!!!"


It's corn, all the way down.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (EgshT)

197 Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

198 Tropical Storm Imelda made landfall in Freeport, TX this afternoon. The death toll is already 89,352,783. All caused by Trump. And slavery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)


LOL!

What's that massive thing spinning out in the Atlantic currently?

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Just for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Literally.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (9hauA)

200 My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.





Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Bet it looked like a bowl full of broken cigars

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (5l6gb)

201 Have Pogrebin and Kelly no poop shame? At long last, have they no poop shame at all?

Posted by: That Guy from The Thing at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

202 Pogrebin and Kelly: Our poop don't stink!

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

203 I was going to snark about the tropical storm, but I looked at the track, and I see it's going to be on top of me in a couple of days, and all I can say is.... YAY!!!!!

we had a real wet first half of the year, but we have had almost no measurable rainfall in my county for over 2 months straight now. so BRING ON THE RAIN!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

204 Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)


Any relation to Rip Torn?

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Posted by: That Guy from The Thing at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

Is that you Windows?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (5l6gb)

206 I'll bring marshmallows.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (ykYG2)


Hershys and graham crackers would be good too!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Free Food Critic ... at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (LPnfS)

207 Pogrebin and Kelly: Our poop don't stink!
Posted by: Archer

It also don't sink

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (vd8XM)

208 SNL will like totally make fun of all this right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (FiUMj)

209 Corey L. should have brought a prop arm from a mannequin with him.

Nadler: "Mr. Lewandowski, what is the story with the arm?"

L: "It belongs to the last person who asked me a series of idiotic questions."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Mo1SD)

210 At least this thread smells better. Not a whole lot better but better than poop.

Posted by: fox at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (3s9iz)

211 My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.




Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)


Is that like a high dive act or something?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (jYnPD)

212 I pinched off a triple-no-break pogrebin once.

Posted by: Jerry at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (EgshT)

213 I accidentally forgot to mention that the piano I dropped is about to fall on your head. Sorry! Just slipped my mind.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (Q3dyo)

214 I pooped in the bathroom at the top of the world trade center just to watch a woman cry.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

215
Rip Torn. Now there's a man who could clog a crapper.

RIP, Rip.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (f1Vqw)

216 SNL will like totally make fun of all this right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Nope, They fired that guy...
Call up Baldwin! We need a Trump! impersonator.

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (vd8XM)

217 Kav must be like stretch armstrong

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM



It took a lot of self control for me to keep the coffee in my mouth and not spray it all over the monitor.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)

218 Did Swallowell ever get Lewindowsky to read his stupid board? I'm surprised Lew didn't call him swallowwell.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

219 best trick is to turn off the water to the toilet.

then flush it draining the tank

then drop an upper decker in the tank

the smell will never go away

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (FZYNt)

220
At least this thread smells better. Not a whole lot better but better than poop.

Posted by: fox


*sniffs armpit*

I'm good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (7rVsF)

221 Upperdecker > Pogrebin and Kelly

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

222 And yet, these scrunts are still employed.
It's almost like their paymasters don't care what they
write, as long as it somehow relates to "Orange man bad!"

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (97clb)

223 219
best trick is to turn off the water to the toilet.



then flush it draining the tank



then drop an upper decker in the tank



the smell will never go away

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (FZYNt)

Top Shelf or Dry Dock

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (5l6gb)

224 How are these people not getting their asses sued off?

This appears to be pure slander/libel with malice.


This should be where their lawyer tells them to get out their checkbooks and start writing zeroes until he tells them to stop.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (n8Jib)

225 You Americans claim to have invented poker, but one thing you'll never have is a Royal Flush.

Posted by: Prince Charles at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (mXij7)

226 7 #believeAllLiars
Posted by: Jane D'oh


And its corollary:

#DisbelieveAllHonestPeople

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Q3dyo)

227 Babe Ruth was legendary for his upper deckers.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (tH5fk)

228 i thought it was an anagram for "i probing boner".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Pg+x7)

229
OK, luckily this happened across the continent, visiting someone in AK.

I was walking into a restaurant when I heard nature's call.

More accurately, "nature's doleful banshee shriek."

It was one of those that you can tell is going to be unspeakable, and yuuuuuge.

I ran to the head and engaged this otherworldly dump in mutual combat.

I won, but it was close.

It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

230 I saw Anxious Prom Poo open for The Cars at the Sinclair in '82.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (JQ18+)

231 What's that massive thing spinning out in the Atlantic currently?

Humberto. Category I hurricane, give or take.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (7s3Gx)

232 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life.

That's offensive. The proper term is "give birth to a liberal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (wpPM0)

233 Funny words

poo
boof
forsooth

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (786Ro)

234 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.
https://tinyurl.com/y28grv98
You will waste a lot of time laughing and reading but mostly laughing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (pw+jk)

235 Humberto. Category I hurricane, give or take.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Make ready the nukes!

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (vd8XM)

236 One of the book authors was a Yale classmate who the NYT reassigned from home and garden to scour alumni for dirt

All she found was silly unbelievable hearsay
No date rape. No pulling a train on a passed out girl. No hard drugs not even pot. You know, typical frat boy shit

What they did was exhaustively prove that Kav is in fact a Boy Scout. The dog that didn't bark FFS

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (kzbRV)

237 Got a bad case of Pogrebin and Kelly? Keyopectate will take cure that.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

238 Uh, I'll be in the women's room sniffing out vulgar graffiti about Ms. Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: David Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (5itaF)

239 I'm getting to the age you never trust a fart.

more than once I have let one squeak and you know you don't dare unclench

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (FZYNt)

240 It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.



*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (jYnPD)

241 240
It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.





*hangs head in shame*



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Declare it a Super Fund Site

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (5l6gb)

242 I'm at work and I can't stop chuckling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (JQ18+)

243 Late to the show, but I agree with ace that they demonstrate deliberate malice. But can The Naugh (for Brett didn't do it) sue the NYSlimes for malice. Is malice enough to prove libel? If I missed an explanation post, please direct me.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (WWS2B)

244 Oh God, now Gupta is weighing in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (wpPM0)

245 Zombie
Bringin' it AGAIN!
This one is much better than that blob you had before.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (97clb)

246 If there are only single stallers and the ladies' is occupied, I use the men's. Took me forever to convince my 98 year old mother that it was fine, we were "identifying" as men for 10 minutes.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (nRWPy)

247 230
I saw Anxious Prom Poo open for The Cars at the Sinclair in '82.

i have a sinclair zx80 and a sinclair zx81, but not a sinclair zx82.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

248 and high protein farts will wilt house plants

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (FZYNt)

249 She is the daughter of Letty Pogrebin FEMINIST ICON

Founding editor of MS Magazine.

So what do you expect?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (EMi53)

250 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life.

.....

How big was it?

Grab-a-wire-coat-hangar-to-bust-it-up-so-it-would-flush big?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (pyXW1)

251 It's like accusing your wife of being a cheating
whore at a dinner party with all your friends and then texting them
later to let them know it might not be true.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (pyXW1)

________


I rate this as mostly true. Our friends have never looked at my wife the same way since.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (UgemJ)

252 248
and high protein farts will wilt house plants

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (FZYNt)

Keto Fog

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (5l6gb)

253 you east coasters reading all that elitist bullshit and stuff. us dipshits in jesusland never hear or see that shit. also, fuck them people. i'm comfortably ignorant. i saw the times when i was in nyc once. what a collection of elitist, commie, bullshit. thomas friedman? really? the times and everyone there can go horsefuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

254 I'm getting to the age you never trust a fart.

more than once I have let one squeak and you know you don't dare unclench

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM


****

Was stationed in Turkey for a year. Old proverb: Happiness is a dry fart.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (axyOa)

255 OT

Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power. So, another 14 months of "racist, white supremacist" garbage getting more strident and unhinged. That ought to make the Democrat tent larger./s

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

256 "Robin Pogrebin's mother is Letty Cotton Pogrebin, a co-founder of Ms. magazine. Blood will tell"
It gets better - Letty wrote a book on childrearing called "Growing Up Free," which was reviewed in Commentary way back when:
[***]
now, why won't the system accept my tinyurl, to link to the review? Anyway, if you search for "Letty in Pogrebinland Commentary," you'll find it.


I almost feel sorry for Robin. You have an effed-up childhood like hers, recovery must be difficult - especially when Mommie Dearest won't die or go away.

Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (S6ArX)

257 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.


Before going to the reviews I'm sure that the alcohol sugars gave people epic gas. Sorbitol is unreal.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

258 Tactic: You drag the questioner into completely idiotic and petty little cul de sacs that make him look like a whiny little bitch, and while you're doing a stupid tit for tat argument about nothing, his 5 minutes runs out. Lewandowski did that all day long!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)


Should have ripped Swallowsalz arm off and beat him about the head and shoulder with it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (1g7ch)

259 241
240

It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.



*hangs head in shame*


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Declare it a Super Fund Site


wish i could youtube from work. dima kalyadenko has a song with a line about being a "sooper sooper pooper". it'd fit right in here.

pochti kak super boy!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

260 These bitches def got the constipate.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Jj+59)

261 Fat Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.

They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

262 240 It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (jYnPD)

or, and this happened to me, when you're at the quickie gas mart because you've been driving 4 hours, and you blow your guts out and hopelessly clog the toilet where it won't even attempt to flush, and it's the only toilet in the place and there's 4 people waiting for it, you come out and look at the Paki behind the counter and say "um I think there's a problem in there."

Then you just walk straight to your car and drive away...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

263 255
OT



Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to
get power. So, another 14 months of "racist, white supremacist" garbage
getting more strident and unhinged. That ought to make the Democrat tent
larger./s

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

Joke's on her. Dumbass historically ignorant millennials have no clue what apartheid is, and they can't be compelled by a nobody like Reid to look up from their phones long enough to google it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (jYnPD)

264 Yet another one of Obama's legacy: Stray voltage.

Tell a lie. Wait for the outrage and then issue a "correction."

Fuck those people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (Xw/fc)

265 When Nadler called him Mr. Lewandowski, Lewandowski should've replied, "That's Mr. Hicks, to you."

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (5itaF)

266 Watching the hearing. The majority retained outside counsel (not a staff member) to question LEW. Repubs are fighting like hell to keep that from happening. He must be a heavy-hitter.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (UvwXq)

267 Then you just walk straight to your car and drive away...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

Quickly. Laughing maniacally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (jYnPD)

268 Garbage people writing trash books for two-legged cockroaches.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (9xfh1)

269 264 Yet another one of Obama's legacy: Stray voltage.

Tell a lie. Wait for the outrage and then issue a "correction."

Fuck those people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

pretty much how Harry Reid became a kid diddler

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (FZYNt)

270 Who is more reprehensible, Swallowell or Jayapal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (wpPM0)

271 at Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a
consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who
helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question
Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.



They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Cory will fuck with him too. That should be amusing. These people aren't serious people, so fucking with them is what they deserve. I'd just respond every time that he's there in violation of the House rules, so can't answer, it would be WRONG.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (nRWPy)

272 I'm not sure what the confusion is about. Look, Kavanaugh accidentally didn't rape someone. But he could have if he didn't accidentally not. I rest my case. You're welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (Zv1X1)

273 Colt .45 makes it hard to fart with confidence.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)

274 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.


Before going to the reviews I'm sure that the alcohol sugars gave people epic gas. Sorbitol is unreal.


Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

===
BINGO!!
I went there because two friends had hilarious stories after eating sugarless gummys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (pw+jk)

275 Swallowwell looks and sounds like a retard.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (nRWPy)

276 @265
Perfect

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Bf3hj)

277 pochti kak super boy!
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

---------

There was a Moron (I think it was you) who lost his house in one of the summer disasters... how's anything coming along?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (AzW6q)

278 "Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power. "
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

Y'know, they keep accusing people of doing things they aren't and sooner or later somebody is gonna say "Fuckit, I'm already being blamed for it, I might as well do it." That will be a very bad day for a whole bunch of folks of all persuasions.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (97clb)

279
Back in college, a roommate came running out of the shitter and wanted us all to come look at that turd. It's the longest I've ever done, he exclaimed.

And I everyone else said, dude, we ain't gonna go look at your shit. Flush that thing and shut up.

He was hurt. I don't think he ever got over it. We rejected his Guiness Book shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (f1Vqw)

280 You know - "whoopsier, whoopsier, pants on fire" just doesn't have the same ring.

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)

281
Poop PSA from India:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElD5YjoABGY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

282 Repubs are fighting like hell to keep that from happening. He must be a heavy-hitter.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (UvwXq)

All he has to do is respond that he won't answer him because he can't be there by House rules. I guess the House could vote to change the rules but they'd have to go full session and there are future consequences to that.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (nRWPy)

283 Fat Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.

They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw


"Since you have seen fit to violate your own rules, this testimony is done. Peace, out."

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (AM1GF)

284 Colt .45 makes it hard to fart with confidence.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)
+++++++++++
I used to work in a big open-plan office. One of our coworkers suddenly shot up from his desk and *bolted* from the room in the direction of the bathrooms.

One of our lady colleagues said, "What's up with that?"
Another guy pipes up - very dryly - "He bet on a fart and lost."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (e/H31)

285 this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

286 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

GFY.

Next question.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (Xw/fc)

287 Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Another Whoops/Whoopsie



This is really another poops poopsie! thread.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (786Ro)

288 >>"Since you have seen fit to violate your own rules, this testimony is done. Peace, out."

That's what Lewandowski's lawyer recommended by Lewandowski is answering anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

289 The Left doesn't care about the truth as long as they get enough people to believe their lies they're happy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

290 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (wpPM0)

291 Lewandowski has done a good job with his answers all day, I can see why he's not scared of this so called hot shot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

292 255
Joy Reid says....
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg

Honestly, they don't want to keep rattling that cage.
--------
How are you doing, Fen. Are you feeling better?

Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (2CtSR)

293 Gees, i thought I was avoiding the scoop. but noooooooooo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Zv1X1)

294 damn. poop scoop.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Zv1X1)

295 this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

==========
It was the previous thread that did it, discussing patriarchal pooping

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (NVYyb)

296 Did all the 'ettes check out? At some point every thread is about guns, bewbs, bbq, and/or poop.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)

297 where can i get me some of that white apartheid?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (KP5rU)

298 This Lewandowski circus still going on?

Must take a lot of self-control to not just yell LOL GFY.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (u//oP)

299 Every backed up man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the brown flag, and begin stooling ropes

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

300 So if a Pan Sexual poops, is it considered fluid?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (5l6gb)

301 "Yes there Were so many convenient accidents

Posted by: Count Fenring at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (vBH2i)"
..You know what is a really convenient accident? Falling out of a helicopter.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (eAshZ)

302 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.


***


I wonder if Reid is a closet conservative but is really just reciting her lines on that show. Its just TV theater. She's paid to say what they write.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:59 PM (axyOa)

303 277
pochti kak super boy!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)



---------



There was a Moron (I think it was you) who lost his house in one of the summer disasters... how's anything coming along?


definitely not pochti kak super boy, i can tell you that.

got an apartment and have been slowly moving things out of the earthquaked trailer. between having to work and the summer heat, i can typically spend no more than an hour a day working on the thing. and since mrs. chronda and i both have the packrat gene, there's a lot of work to do.

slow but steady wins the day! at least, i hope so.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

304 285
this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

Ass of Spades HQ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (jYnPD)

305 I was sliding into third when I thought I smelled a turd.

Posted by: Random Third Grader at September 17, 2019 06:01 PM (Jj+59)

306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

307 NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM

Relax, Pinch...go easy, man....

- other newspapers

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (rBtIz)

308 slow but steady wins the day! at least, i hope so.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp

--------

Wel,, that sucks, but at least you guys are making progress, if slow... best of luck!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (AzW6q)

309 306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

No open flames!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)

310 Fun Fact: Lizzie Warren once told an interviewer that her naughty swear word is "poop".

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (5itaF)

311 I see why the minority didn't want to let this lawyer ask questions.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (UvwXq)

312 309
306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)



No open flames!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)

Smell like someone is retarring a roof?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (5l6gb)

313 290
Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.



Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (wpPM0)

Nobody is accusing Reid of being a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD)

314 "[RKO Studios/Howard Hughes] Production was shut down for six months during which time investigations were conducted of each employee who remained with RKO as far as their political leanings were concerned. ... ensuring ... stars under contract ... had no suspect affiliations would Hughes approve completed pictures ... . This was especially true of the women ... ..
...

If Hughes felt that his stars did not properly represent the political views of his liking or if a film's anti-communist politics were not sufficiently clear, he pulled the plug. "

Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (Ut9W7)

315 Kav was walking his dog with one of those retractable leashes. Or so I thought.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (JQ18+)

316 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.





Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.


All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

317 Hopefully, the New Yawk Times accidentally goes out of bizness.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)

318 /Tim Taylor


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

I hated that show. Fight me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

319 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

320 O/T


For those who like to read tea leaves...


Turbo-Activation Drill

https://bit.ly/2kmrQL4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (cqNba)

321 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.





Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Z65m4)

322 indeed, Pinch has the perfect name for his loaf of a newspaper.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (uF/4L)

323 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw


Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Z65m4)

324 Why the hell is Lew still answering this asshole?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Zv1X1)

325 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

And that guy is a good example of why you never ever never say anything to anyone anytime about anything. Everything can and will be twisted. And this Berke guy looks like a prick to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (85Gof)

326 I hated that show. Fight me.

His wife in that show evidently hated him. Not coincidentally, The Daughter of Satan (the -ex) loved that show, prolly for that very reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (HaL55)

327 21 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

I just want to be left the fuck alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Z65m4)



But that - the power to be left alone - is the WORST kind of power to the Demunist Commiecrats, don't you see?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (ujg0T)

328 he should respond that he had to lie to NBC, because when they inevitably misrepresented his statement that's the only way the truth would get out there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (uF/4L)

329 I got family in Charm City that hang a picture of Terri Gross in the Basement. They ain't got no rats or bugs. Same thing in Philly. That's why they keep her in Philly, no rats.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (Jj+59)

330 Is there a "Oops, I forgot, I'm sorry" precedent to keep from being sued?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (pH4jl)

331 Not sure what Joy has been smoking but she needs to get off of it

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

332 >>And this Berke guy looks like a prick to boot


He is. He and the guy sitting behind, Norman Eisen, wrote the obstruction road map that Mueller used.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

333 How are you doing, Fen. Are you feeling better?
Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (2CtSR)

Not Fen, FenSpouse. Fen is recovering from a hospitalization, has pain and fatigue and comes on here to look at the prayer list and I think has posted once about a Saint or something Fen has asked me to look for prayer requests when I'm on here to rant, but so far it seems like a lot of discussion of poop and no prayer requests, but I don't spend as much time on here as she did. I will pass on your inquiry about her health to her. Thx.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (j0JAA)

334 Whats with all the media questions for Lewandowski? This is all complete garbage. I would be embarrassed to ask these questions (but would be happy to bill for them).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (fYi9j)

335 323 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Z65m4)


Then he'd be competing with MSNBC in producing lies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (wpPM0)

336 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

Thank you. Now I don't feel so alone in my loathing.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (myjNJ)

337 I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Since the Progtard Left is composed mostly of insane control-freaks these days, they will never leave anyone alone in peace. Ever.

That's why fighting back is so important.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (HaL55)

338 That lofgrin bitch is a bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (85Gof)

339 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

Me too. In fact most TV sitcoms annoy the hell out of me.

News Radio being a notable exception.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (xPJvm)

340

Another Whoops/Whoopsie: Kelly and Pogrebin commit another bald-faced "accident."


________





Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (KMMOH)

341 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

You did? Even with Debbe Dunning and Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

342 21 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.


Racist, homophobe says stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (pH4jl)

343 >>Then he'd be competing with MSNBC in producing lies.

Not to far off from Lewandowski's answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Just figured out Lew is live on C-span

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

345 and Joy Reid would immediately want to move there.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (nFwvY)

346 Lying liars who lie. Par for the course.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

347 Lying Leftard Liars who Lie, Lie Once Again. Film at eleven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jEgzt)

348 Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (j0JAA)

Godspeed on a quick recovery for Fen, Mr. Fen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jYnPD)

349 I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:

https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2

Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

350 "It's not a lie if you really believe it's true."

George C.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (lbPuN)

351 You did? Even with Debbe Dunning and Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

Never watched it. I may have been vaguely aware they were on it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (jYnPD)

352 The Morning Report suggested that Justice Kavanaugh needs to sue the NYT and these "journalists" for libel, and would probably win even with the "actual malice" standard of Sullivan. It occurred to me however that Justice Kavanaugh might be called upon, hopefully in the near future, to reexamine the Sullivan decision. If there was a pending libel suit against the NYT, Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (PBdiV)

353 346 Lying liars who lie. Par for the course.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

347 Lying Leftard Liars who Lie, Lie Once Again. Film at eleven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jEgzt)

Yeah, there's a Horde Mind

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (97clb)

354 Y'know, they keep accusing people of doing things they aren't and sooner or later somebody is gonna say "Fuckit, I'm already being blamed for it, I might as well do it." That will be a very bad day for a whole bunch of folks of all persuasions.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (97clb)

Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

355 Ohhhh, this is a ringer asking the questions

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (ZCEU2)

356 Godspeed on a quick recovery for Fen, Mr. Fen.

Seconded, FenSpouse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (HaL55)

357


One time Cokie Roberts waved her cock in a dude's face at a party back in 1986. Seris.

Then she turned around, and ripped a big wet fart right in the guy's face too, then turned around and grabbed her junk and stuffed her fingers in the dude's nose.

The guy?

Morton Dean.

Seris.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (z8c2c)

358 349
I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett
Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:



https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2



Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

It's like a firehose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)

359 [bad Maurice Chevalier accent] Huh huh huh. I see nothing wrong here! Oui, Oui!

Posted by: Juicy Smoleyay at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (nUH6Y)

360 "Fen has asked me to look for prayer requests when I'm on here to rant,
but so far it seems like a lot of discussion of poop ..."



And boobs.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (lbPuN)

361 Send Fen a stinky "best wishes" from the whole Horde!

This place is descending into a literal sewer without her around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (GBhy1)

362 Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).



you forgot about the Kagan Fuck That SHit rule

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (nFwvY)

363 The dems are total pricks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (85Gof)

364 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

365 349 I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:

https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2
Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

Hmmmmmm, looks like it was drawn with a Sharpie, are you sure it' s not a DJT forgery?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (97clb)

366 I thought the Kagan rule only applied to Democratic appointees.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PBdiV)

367 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

*Joker voice*

And here...we...go!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

368 Didn't this happen during the hearing themselves? Some asshole claimed Kavanaugh committed sexual assault only to find out that it wasn't the supposed victim making the accusation, and the supposed victim completely denied it happened.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (Z7lwY)

369 Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, think about it...

Posted by: Small Percent of Gun Owners in NRA at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (1g7ch)

370 I will pass on your inquiry about her health to her. Thx.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg


Please tell her we miss her.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Z65m4)

371 Frank Drebin>>Pogrebin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (jEgzt)

372 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM

*****

That right there is some solid gold winning!!!

That is how you fu*k with these people. Push it right back in their faces.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (axyOa)

373 Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, think about it...
Posted by: Small Percent of Gun Owners in NRA


Think? I'm hoping.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (Z65m4)

374 New California poll from

@EmersonPolling

shows Kamala Harris trailing Andrew Yang in her home state Biden: 26% Sanders: 26% Warren: 20% Yang: 7% Harris: 6%

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (HJ38S)

375
"It's not a lie if you really believe it's true."

George C.


That's the single most dangerous line of a sitcom in history. Talk about a lie making it all the way around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants...

No, if you believe a lie that makes you an idiot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)

376 I'm finally watching the hearing. Lewandowski is masterfully fucking with them and they deserve it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

377 Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)

378 So Fen Spouse is gonna report to Fen what we been up to in her absence.... any remorse, or contrition??? Anyone?? Bueller??

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:19 PM (90T4r)

379 Nadsler's team of pricks should only die of ass cancer. Every single one of 'em.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (WQZ1O)

380 377
Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)

He should sign copies of it with Michelle Fields disembodied arm, while making conversation in a fake Michelle fields voice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (jYnPD)

381 So Fen Spouse is gonna report to Fen what we been up to in her absence.... any remorse, or contrition??? Anyone?? Bueller??
Posted by: kraken


WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO???

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Z65m4)

382 Unfortunately, I cannot share my people's word for "poop" with you, as Pixy won't recognize the decimal HTML codes for the word.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (KkNy/)

383 From the Bee:

"Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers who love it when The Babylon Bee makes stuff up suddenly get mad when NYT does it."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (xPJvm)

384 Dank sok

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (Ut9W7)

385 Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I loved A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (nFwvY)

386 Nadler is a disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

387 Unfortunately, I cannot share my people's word for "poop" with you, as Pixy won't recognize the decimal HTML codes for the word.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


Maize in Pile.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Z65m4)

388 maybe Lewandowski should write another book. man got skills

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (uF/4L)

389 I wonder what the word for poop is in Bushman
! Kung click language???

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)

390 Barry Berke is an ass. What a charade this is.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (wiXsO)

391 Zip has a link to Jackson-Lee getting pawned by Lewandowski


https://bit.ly/2kS3DN1

Gotta hit the little speaker icon on the video, or it stays muted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (cqNba)

392 Nadler is a disgusting piece of shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

A little fat shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (85Gof)

393 I hate the planned retraction of the fake news. All designed as a smear and they keep going back to that playbook.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

394 Still pushing Russian collusion

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

395 380 377
Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)


Did he rub their noses in it too hard?

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (Ut9W7)

396 From the Bee:

"Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers who love it when The Babylon Bee makes stuff up suddenly get mad when NYT does it."
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Sorry Bee.
You are supposed to make shit up.
They aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (Z65m4)

397 A little fat shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (85Gof)

--------

Ain't nothin' little about Planet Nadler, my man. Except his wang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (pLj6K)

398 FenMan!

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

399 Nadler and Stelter.... Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

400 >>He should sign copies of it with Michelle Fields disembodied arm, while making conversation in a fake Michelle fields voice.

He's already done two commercials for the book today and while the hearing has been going on he launched his campaign website and tweeted about it.

He's obviously been watching Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

401 That prick is questioning him about a book signing?

WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (85Gof)

402 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM


You mean like "sword"?

I hope not, because the pen is mightier than that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (KkNy/)

403
In my #37 I said "Republicans pounce". I am informed by the hackettes in question that the correct verb is "seize". I apologize for this mistake. Pouncing is the exclusive preserve of Nurse Watched.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

404 This guy is an asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

405 What a farce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (85Gof)

406



CAN I JUST BE PACIFIC HERE? I AM SAYING PACIFCALY THAT IS IT PACIFICALY TRUE.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (z8c2c)

407
Ratched. Bloody autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

408 Nurse Watched..... Lol...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (90T4r)

409 393 I hate the planned retraction of the fake news. All designed as a smear and they keep going back to that playbook.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (r+sAi)



If they were real mistakes at least some of them would be mistakes in Trump's favor that they would have to retract that look negatively on him. If you throw dice 20 times and it's snake eyes every time the dice are probably loaded.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (Z7lwY)

410

Can we get back to talking about poo?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)

411 Zip has a link to Jackson-Lee getting pawned by Lewandowski


That response by Lew to the raving Prog lady was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)

412 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

You're behind the times.

Now the word to dislike is "moist".

Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (OE84+)

413 410


Can we get back to talking about poo?


Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)

Yes, please.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (jYnPD)

414 Thought he and Trump were water brothers.

Posted by: Pennis the menace at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Ut9W7)

415 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

Can I introduce you to my little gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (85Gof)

416 403
In my #37 I said "Republicans pounce". I am informed by the hackettes in question that the correct verb is "seize". I apologize for this mistake. Pouncing is the exclusive preserve of Nurse Watched.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

And I am the fortunate recipient of such pouncing, for which I am grateful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

417 So Nadler says staffers have more authority than elected members.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (axyOa)

418 I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM


I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

419
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM



I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.



Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

OK, 'ettes. Choose you favorite slang.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (jYnPD)

420
The correct term is "rigid spear of manhood".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (7rVsF)

421 Nadler is not getting up from his chair because he can not. FAT ASS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (85Gof)

422 Now the word to dislike is "moist".
Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (OE84+)

I've always hated that word too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (myjNJ)

423 I often shake the snake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (85Gof)

424 333 Not Fen, FenSpouse.

Numerous times someone will ask if there has been a Fen sighting, please let her know she is in many thoughts.

Hope you're enjoying your new bus route/the kids, FenSpouse.

Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (2CtSR)

425 We should let the ladies talk about male genitalia... could be funny...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

426 I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM

I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.


Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM


****

I hear Peerless Member a lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)

427 415 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

Can I introduce you to my little gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (85Gof)



Custard tosser.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7lwY)

428 I called up the Lewandowski feed again and watched Berke question him. He was tough, but I think Lew parried him well.

Now Nadler is being a pissy little bitch with the GOP House members.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

429 Lope the mule.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Ut9W7)

430 What a circus this is.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (wiXsO)

431 I guess it's only fair to the 'ettes for a derailed thread to turn into a wiener thread instead of a boob thread, every now and then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (pLj6K)

432 when i first heard the word "penis" I was at a summer day camp, i was six. I figured it had something to do with pee. I didn't understand the "nuss" part of it.

I instinctively took an agglutinative approach to its etymology.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (uF/4L)

433 Water the horse.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Ut9W7)

434 So Nadler says staffers have more authority than elected members.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (axyOa)


Hey, who do you think zips up these pants?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (2N7oZ)

435 Doesn't it always happen. You turn the light (in this case of truth) on and the cockroaches start to scurry for shelter?

And the NYT has metric manure wagon load of cockroaches on staff.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (WRSbt)

436 Another mass shooting.... maybe...

https://gunfreezone.net/
three-teens-win-stupid-prizes-outside-of-atlanta/

Posted by: BLM at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (1g7ch)

437 Russel the love muscle?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (jYnPD)

438 Although " Little Winkie" is pretty funny...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (90T4r)

439 Never put anything in writing
Never talk to anyone
Never talk to the press
Never ever never go on tv
Never write a book
Never talk on the phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (85Gof)

440 One eyed wonder.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

441 Lewandowski s lawyer looks familiar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (85Gof)

442 Oh, penis discussion!

My favorite topic and snack!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)

443 In fact, be a mime, NGU....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

444 Trouser snake/trout?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (jYnPD)

445 OT: Clay Travis's Twitter feed has a video of Mike Leach (Wash St. coach).
Mike Leach is a national treasure!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxt8kfwt

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (pH4jl)

446 If there was a pending libel suit against the NYT, Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (PBdiV)


"Justice Kavanaugh, you must recuse yourself from re-examining Sullivan!"
"Why?"
"Because we deliberately slandered you!"
"I don't recall that, so I guess I don't have to recuse."
"..."
"Appeal me if you want. Heh."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (zXlV/)

447 In fact, be a mime, NGU....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

To much visibility

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (85Gof)

448 Nurse Watched


Yeah. We have that.

Posted by: pornhub at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (lbPuN)

449

Purple Headed Warrior

Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (UFLLM)

450 I spent the rest of the night praying that they didn't see me slip out of the room a few minutes later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

______


Started taking protein powder for the first time one summer in college right before going to this famous gym with professional bodybuilders.
Got this unexpected, horrific gas and couldn't hold it in ... just meandered over to the other side of the gym. Then I hear one guy scream "Whooooooa, who the hell did that?" And his buddy says "Oh, yeah -- that's one you want to own up to and take credit for!"

I couldn't help but chuckle and hide my head in shame. I'm crying right now just remembering it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (KS7f3)

451 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)

452 http://bit.ly/2As6FM1
*******
1 Karli Bonne on Twitter: "Let Trump be Trump at fine bookstores everywhere

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (BqBId)

453 Slab Bulkhead!

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)

454 Let's just cut to the chase shall we. I have a foul mouth and a filthy mind. It's a cock or a dick in my world.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

455 So, is the House grilling of Lewandowski over? Thought it was a 1-3 min break?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dhht7)

456 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)


He should have lifted his ass check a few times and cut the mustard and asked the dems Howd ya like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (85Gof)

457 OT: Clay Travis's Twitter feed has a video of Mike Leach (Wash St. coach).
Mike Leach is a national treasure!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxt8kfwt

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM



****

He is. Fantastic guy and coach.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (axyOa)

458 " RKO became known as the home of film noir classic productions thanks in part to the limited budgets required to make such films during Hughes' tenure.

Hughes reportedly walked away from RKO having made $6.5 million in personal profit.[21]

According to Noah Dietrich, Hughes made a $10,000,000 profit from the sale of the theaters, and made a profit of $1,000,000 from his 7-year ownership of RKO. "

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (Ut9W7)

459 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

Those are my two go to's. I think we could be good friends

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

460 Meat missile

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

461 mayhem, how da teefs?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (uF/4L)

462 Now the word to dislike is "moist".
Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM

I protest, sir!

Posted by: Moist von Lipwig at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (rBtIz)

463 I call mine a pogrebin.

Posted by: David French at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (5itaF)

464 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)


Mime his answers, in accordance with the suspension of House rules.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (jYnPD)

465 an agglutinative approach to its etymology."

Damn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

466 Pork sword

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

467 If you throw dice 20 times and it's snake eyes every time the dice are probably loaded.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM


Assuming you mean 2d6, the probability of that occurring is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000075%

Which is to say, significantly greater than Hillary!'s unredacted emails ever being released.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (KkNy/)

468 He should have lifted his ass check a few times and cut the mustard and asked the dems Howd ya like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM



*****

And then when called on it, he should hold up his phone and say I'm following Ace here while you bitches argue.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

469 51s
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented
********
so the 12ers are really this stupid?? they didn't think that theUS had spy satellites constantly watching them ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)

470

I prefer the term 'tuna can'


Posted by: Ben Wanksalot, Gay Movie Expert at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (UFLLM)

471 465 an agglutinative approach to its etymology."

Damn.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

Some people have an agglutinative sensitivity.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

472 Dlamp Johnson was right!

Posted by: Guy who always says "Dlamp Johnson was right!' at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

473 Hey bth! Still hurts but ibuprofen is nutritious right? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (myjNJ)

474 well if you have to get into linguistics you needs be cunning at it.

ask Paolo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (uF/4L)

475 I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy."

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

476 Poon-seeking beef rocket

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (lbPuN)

477 I think the hearing is over, replay on C-Span 3

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)

478 They're goby to sell a million copies.

My wife has a friend who reads books on Trump that she knows have been discredited. Doesn't matter. This stuff is like Trump admin fan-fic for the left. Truth is not even taken in to consideration. They're gonna eat this book up.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (BJKQV)

479
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (BqBId)

480 Some people have an agglutinative sensitivity."

Crones?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

481 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (sGotD)

482 John Thomas

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

483 The Pogrebin is a foot-tall Russian demon with a hairy body and an oversized grey head. The Pogrebin is attracted to Humans, and enjoys trailing them.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (ZfRYq)

484 Nood Biden, making dumb noise with his face-hole

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (t+qrx)

485 Meat Whistle ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (BqBId)

486 469 51s
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented
********
so the 12ers are really this stupid?? they didn't think that theUS had spy satellites constantly watching them ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)



Them not being watched was probably part of the secret part of the deal Obama gave them.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Z7lwY)

487 Terry Gross.

The Fresh Air schtick is wholly based on subtly massaged omission of facts and context. She only updated this latest show because .. not subtle. And the grift? Her listeners want to be lied to as long as the lies make them feel good. That's the shame of the kink.

Posted by: 13times at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (K3B2k)

488 So, is the House grilling of Lewandowski over? Thought it was a 1-3 min break?
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dhht7)
***********
Adjourned.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (wiXsO)

489
For some reason the latest Kavanaugh travesty makes me think of a cartoon I saw in a magazine long ago -- a bartender was refilling the bowls of free snacks from a bag labeled "Filthy Little Things."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (+a65P)

490
Lewandowski attorney Peter Chavkin tells am emptying HJC hearing room be will be submitting a letter objecting to the proceedings that just took place with his client.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (BqBId)

491 Leach is the greatest.


that's 2 programs Craig James killed. SMU and Tech. dude's basically an undercover Longhorn

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

492 Nude Biden, there's a thought mind bleach couldn't remove

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)

493 Ahem.

May I remind you that this is a Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: One-eyed Heat-Seeking Missile at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (KkNy/)

494 The LEW hearing is over, for today. LEW did great considering he is no Harvard educated crap weasel atty the dims hired, Mr. Beezelbub. Doug Collins said the most poignant thing to say at the end. I won't characterize it, it should be posted verbatim, and I admit, I simply can't do that. But I will say, Collins was 100% right on.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (WWS2B)

495 Think I need a drink and a shower to wash the ick that just oozed from the evil friggin dims. Hearing, good grief, that's a joke.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (WWS2B)

496 terry gross will be interviewing mollie hemingway next week, right?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (Pg+x7)

497 Who is their publisher? I know publishing and editing have gone down the toilet the past twenty-five years, but this is rediculous. Print a book that tells the reader at the end that the book is a lie? Oh, please.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (mo1Sv)

498 When you've lost Teri Gross!

Posted by: jocon307 at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (HYa+m)

499 > Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.

"I be boring porn."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:31 PM (IRd4p)

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