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New York Times Publishes Article That Discovers New Feminist Cause for Feminist Maniacs To Rage Against. The New Cause Is (Spins Wheel) "Poop Shaming."
I think the Times has pieces of shit like this all loaded up in the chamber, ready to crap them out when they need to change the story away from their last shit-the-bed moment.
This is embarrassing as hell, but at least the discussion here isn't about whether the New York Times engages in deliberate slander for partisan ends.We may be living in an age where certain pockets of the corporate world are breathlessly adapting to women’s needs -- company-subsidized tampons, salary workshops, lactation rooms. But even in the world's most progressive workplace, it’s not a stretch to think that you might have an empowered female executive leading a meeting at one moment and then sneaking off to another floor to relieve herself, the next. Poop shame is real -- and it disproportionately affects women, who suffer from higher rates of irritable bowel syndrome and inflammatory bowel disease. In other words, the patriarchy has seeped into women’s intestinal tracts. Let's call it the pootriarchy. Girls aren't born with poo shame -- it's something they're taught.
Absolutely no one, anywhere, in human history:
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 17, 2019
NY Times: pic.twitter.com/UxjH19BuyQ
The news we knew: Boys laugh at loud farts.
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) September 17, 2019
The more you know: Hetero women cut the cheese intentionally more than gay dudes. pic.twitter.com/S6qL74Dgg8
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: fly gal at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Mo1SD)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (77WPm)
I wish all of these people would commit suicide.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)
That's a little harsh. Where are they supposed to drop the obamas off at the pool?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (xPl2J)
As a very small boy, I actually believed that women did not fart. Certainly not mom.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ykYG2)
So, what are they proposing as the solution?
Each human being is allocated their own private bathroom in every building?
Sending all boys to "Learn to Not Be Disgusted by Girls Who Literally Small Like Shit? indoctrination camps?
Typical leftist ploy -- whine that something is big big problem, offer no viable solutions, then when you make the mistake of saying "Well, what the hell do you want me to do about it?", they spring into action and issue a list of demands, starting with "1. Cede all power to us."
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (J+mig)
NYT ladies, you have just made it harder for women to be taken seriously in the workplace. Between the 'patriarchal A/C' business and this, they have reduced female staff to children.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Heh. My daughter could clear a room by the time she was 10. Sugar and spice my ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
Call it what it is - anal.
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (Ciifn)
Stop the worldI wanna get offThis is too weird for meStop the world
I wanna get offI just gotta find a planet where they're interested in sanity
Thank you, Randy Stonehill.
Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (11Tx7)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bj/dy)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (wKCn3)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)
"Gay men are less likely to intentionally pass gas than heterosexual women, but not for social reasons, but because of the fear of unintended complications", said Drew Mudd, a leading anal sex researcher who headed up the probe into the issue in a 2015 study.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)
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This^^^
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (dkrmM)
...and we all laugh.
Can I haz NYT job, pleez?
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: irright at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (pMGkg)
Bullshit.
Mrs Fixer tells me women do not fart.
She says they "fluff".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
She got any friends?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Stormy at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (UgemJ)
You get the idea I guess. This world is losing its mind more and more every single day across the globe. It ain't just here in the US.
Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
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GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)
Well, you see Jimmy, when two girls go clubbing, and have a little too much to drink...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (bj/dy)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ppBhU)
As a very small boy I asked my mom why it smelled so bad in the bathroom after she came out. Somehow I lived.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (3YHM0)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (11Tx7)
Aw, stick around..... we'll be talking about everything else in no time...
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (90T4r)
Women are simply not cut out to participate in the modern workforce. We're riddled with shame and freaky body problems that we can't control. It was a mistake to let us into the upper echelons of corporate culture.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (tH5fk)
Why are there two women in one stall?
Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)
Did you just assume their gender?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (jYnPD)
When do we get ice cream?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)
Nap Time. If we're going to be acting like elementary school kids then dammit I want Nap Time.
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (77WPm)
"Gay men are less likely to intentionally pass gas than heterosexual women, but not for social reasons, but because of the fear of unintended complications"
Collapsed sphincter muscles?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (RU4sa)
-Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)
"Accidents happen when your anus is stretched and prolapsed."
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (u6xw0)
This is the header image they use to spearhead the groundbreaking expose of poop shaming.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Gotta love hardwood seats.
Pews, grade school desks, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (dkrmM)
Wait, how come there are two chicks pooping in the stall at viewer's left?
That's weird. I wonder which one is going on the floor?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)
Sooooooo..... this is how the Times recovers from making up a Kavanaugh smear out of whole cloth.
*sarcastic thumbs up
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
in the workplace. Between the 'patriarchal A/C' business and this, they
have reduced female staff to children.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)
Cut. Jib.
Newsletter.
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u//oP)
29Victor's First Law: Eventually all running gags will end up as NYT articles.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (UgemJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (J+mig)
Pornhub says "not so fast..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
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GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: CheifOldJoke at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (8fHBx)
Is there a "poop shelf"? Then yes.
Wait a sec - Aces shelf adventures, poo...
Ace is german?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u6xw0)
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom while they're in there.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (cxIsI)
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/09/190916114028.htm
That was one of the ayy lmao astronomical questions. Tabby Boyajian found that this thing was dimming at irregular intervals; probably not a transiting planet.
The new model proposes that the star was, once, orbited by an earth and its moon. Something destroyed the earth. Its moon then became the main planet - but it was too close to the star. So the moon has been breaking to bits.
Finding direct evidence of exo-moons is a major feature in astronomy's to-do list.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (0LxiW)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (aXucN)
It is ridiculous. As stupid as the menstrual shaming nonsense they were blathering on.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Franki Valli at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (0OmEj)
This is the real tragedy this week.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u6xw0)
We need to connect the dots between these three...
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (aKsyK)
What gives?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (mrrpb)
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Which I don't get, because they're doing their business sitting down. How the hell do you fuck that up?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (11Tx7)
Funny thing. I've never noticed my dog being ashamed of dropping a deuce. Not once.
The person who has to clean it up, me, has indeed shown shame.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
And why on earth are there two people in the stall on the left???
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (9hauA)
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (7rVsF)
Good day today! Brother is over to take Mom shopping and make lasagna. ...Can't Wait!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Ckg4U)
What planet do these people inhabit?
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (XubWY)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (+dsLj)
From what I've been told, they don't sit. They squat above the seat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
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GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (dkrmM)
Good thing I work from home 'cause I am howling! Well played.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (u//oP)
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be
ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom
while they're in there.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)
I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)
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No, that's Brett Kavanaugh standing up in the ladies room getting ready to be a predator.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
The faculties of the hard sciences should demand the social sciences find a new umbrella term.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (0LxiW)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)
Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
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But ..... think of all the people they have impacted......
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Your son could loudly say BORING very very loudly, he wasn't wrong though.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
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It's got to be that, because I refuse to believe they can't find anything else to write about.
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
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Take your pick.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (5ztcy)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
And they can't imagine the issues are only in their heads, so they demand national attention to their neuroses.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (dkrmM)
White upper middle class women.....is there nothing they can't complain about?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)
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I don't-a get-a the complaints.
Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Things You Learn at an Early Age at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (88+cf)
Man, that's kinda harsh, nobody deserves that.
Who the hell take their shoes off to poo??
Near as I can tell women take off those uncomfortable foot-destroyers at every possible opportunity. Why on earth anyone would intentionally wear anything so painful is beyond me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (UgemJ)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (thQkh)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
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They just can't seem to flush their traumatic past.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
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They'll try to paper them over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (iB1oa)
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be
ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom
while they're in there.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)
I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)
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I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)
Company Sized Tampons.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)
I read the same thing.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (BJKQV)
Regardless of gender you'd have to be clinically neurotic to be that worried about this. This is borderline paranoia.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (iAwUQ)
I wish all of these people would commit suicide.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)
SOON
Posted by: 2020 at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)
There's a little brown shart in the stall today,
That's my soul up there,
It's twice as likely as the average gay,
That's my soul up there.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (pyXW1)
The shirt yeah...but shoes?
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (u6xw0)
_________
Lol
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (9hauA)
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Office romances often have to make doo.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
Because, you can't let up ever! If they are going to win they must make us immune, then accept, their view of life.
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
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GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival
That's some funny shit right there!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
because they feel sexy..but yes, I do free my feet when I am sitting at my desk..
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
And I imagine I would be called an insensitive, sexist gynophobe if I said this out loud.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
From poo-shaming to bathroom shaming in a single thread.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (wKCn3)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (FiUMj)
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Which I don't get, because they're doing their business sitting down. How the hell do you fuck that up?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
Because they don't sit, they hover.
Nothing is allowed to touch the gold plated ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
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*raises hand*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)
When I left the office earlier today, there was yellow caution tape blocking off the woman's room. You can't make this up.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
Probably can't put it down themselves either.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)
Concur. Their suicides would not only result in less of this sort of nonsense but it would have the additional benefit of decreasing human emissions of both carbon dioxide and methane--thus, saving the planet. Win/win!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (90T4r)
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be
ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom
while they're in there.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)
I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)
My son has said the same thing about inspecting female Marines' barracks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Roy
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Like cucks, the shame is part of the kink.
Posted by: Guzalot at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (prSvo)
- - -
Author bio:
Jessica Bennett is the gender editor of The New York Times, working to expand global coverage of women, gender and society across platforms. She is the author of "Feminist Fight Club: A Survival Manual for a Sexist Workplace," which was published by HarperCollins . . .
Gender-focused journalists are an industry killer, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
I for one have no desire to find scatological humor funny. I like myself the way I am.
And feminist weaklings, get your act together and manage your poop activities like an adult. And stop your incessant whining, FGS.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)
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I would so do this.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (RU4sa)
Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)
This is not a lie. As near as I can figure, women explode from every bodily orifice when they go into a restroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (8fWYM)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
I used to clean the bathrooms at the local pool. Can confirm.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (T6t7i)
1. more taxes
2. more govt
Am I close?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (arJlL)
>>Nothing is allowed to touch the gold plated ass.
If I had to hover when I am performing my executive work I would have legs like mighty oaks.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Two chicks gettin jiggy, guy pissing, vacated stall, chick just got laid.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (dkrmM)
I wake to coffee on my night stand and have for 33 years. I drink it, poop and that's it. Takes all of 5 minutes, tops from coffee to flushing. Most women don't have "poop anxiety" because, if they're healthy, the whole process takes very little time.
My suggestion for this problem? More insoluble fiber, less sugar, less being a tense bitter nitwit.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (BiNEL)
Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (kQs4Y)
Secure that shit, Hudson!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)
Churches have excellent fart acoustics. The reverberation of the pews can be stunning!
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u6xw0)
Lots of great info online, and Dr. Tamara Duker Freuman's book The Belly Whisperer is available on Amazon and is a big help.
Low-FODMAP ain't always easy-but it absolutely works.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sN9mD)
She has one of these:
https://youtu.be/YpSMQTK_E00
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
This was something Ace posted here once, but I can't find it now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ju9gW)
I don't want to know what's lower than this, but I'm reasonably certain the OGP has a story ready for it.
Would it be too much to axe for them to, oh I don't know, swing the pendulum away from base things nobody wants to discuss in polite company and start writing about the more lofty things in life like navel lint?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (HaL55)
talk about shaming - knowing "they" can card track your average bathroom break time.
Where's the article about that.
How about a story about the guy who takes a certain section of the paper from the break room with him on his journey to the crapper.
Is it worse that he brings it back? Or that he leaves it behind?
These are the things we need to worry about!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)
There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)
_________
I think that's where they're hiding Notorious RBG's body.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (UgemJ)
uncomfortable foot-destroyers at every possible opportunity. Why on
earth anyone would intentionally wear anything so painful is beyond me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
Well, I'd damn sure have some poopin shoes to put on.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)
tire in here!!?" No one in that restroom will ever crap at work again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)
lol
filing away for an opportune moment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (jYnPD)
Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Stopped up from all the stuff you're not supposed to flush.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: dananjcon
Talk about unintended consequences.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Nancy Stench at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (LdHXv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Gylu/)
That's if you've checked the men's out.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (cxIsI)
Me plus lentils = fart storm
Me plus every day lentils plus 19,000 feet K-2 basecamp = Geneva Convention Bioweapon Atrocity
Although I will say lighting them one dark night was truly impressive.
Posted by: Vaguely Asian Exchange Student in Frathouse at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
When women bend over and light themselves, and run and say " Look!! I'm a
Jet Plane!!" Get back to me... THEN there will be equality of the
sexes!!
Posted by: kraken
Damn, that would be amusing as hell. In a sophisticated, British sort of way, of course.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)
In the context of the article, "make" supremacists makes sense.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)
Guys will laugh about the horrible sounds and smells, but nobody knows who it was unless they come out when someone's at the sink or urinal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (jYnPD)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (vtcmf)
So in the drawing there are 2 women in one stall and a guy in the one next to them taking a leak?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (kw5n8)
White upper middle class women.....is there nothing they can't complain about?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)
First World problems.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (N39Ws)
Then be ready for me to drop a mega-deuce whenever I get the chance...
...and then lift the seat up before I exit the facility.
This is particularly true at Starbucks, but it's not as if there aren't lots of other opportunities.
If we're all just "one gender," then I'm good to go. Literally.
Posted by: RobM1981 at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (1Ds+X)
Heh - won't THAT be a carefully approached subject.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (37IEG)
Get a load of this feminist shit.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sN9mD)
Fast forward to dems 2020, and this poo-viewing and poo-celebrating will become mandatory.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Nancy Stench at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (LdHXv)
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LOL
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u6xw0)
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.... can concur.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (zRsfw)
And they're running this kinda New York Post/Daily Mail crap? What's next big boobs on page 3 and a sidebar of celebrity outfits??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (KZzsI)
Smoke a rock, do a rail, smoke a Kool, instant shit reflex. If I gotta watch one more commercial about you stupid white girls being constipated Ima cut Joe Biden next time .
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (11Tx7)
Guys will laugh about the horrible sounds and smells, but nobody knows who it was unless they come out when someone's at the sink or urinal.
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Even if you know, there is nothing to gossip about.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)
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that is straight up bullshit right there
Posted by: Hillary!
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I know right!
Posted by: RBG at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (zRsfw)
Suburban Wine Mom 2: *looks at title of article* Uh, why don't we talk about my son instead?
SWM 1: Isn't he in jail for murdering five prostitutes?
SWM 2: Yeah let's stick with him.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)
That wasn't a cricket in the broom closet.
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (kw5n
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Glory hole in the divider.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Old and Busted: NYT restaurant reviews
New Hotness: Poop reviews
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Brown journalism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (jYnPD)
- yelled from the ladies' restroom across corporate America somewhere right now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (cGqiy)
The more I look at that sketch, the less sense it makes. What kinda dude goes into a stall to whiz anyway?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
then there are the folks who make it their habit to shit at the office. wtf is up with that?
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (nFwvY)
Worked at a company where one of the production mechanics would only sh*t at work. His wife wouldn't let him do it at home because of the vile odor. Seriously, there were times we, his coworkers, wanted to call for a hazmat team. The accounting department's offices were above the restrooms he would frequent. It would seap up to them. They all had cans of air freshener.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (N39Ws)
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Dunno why this strikes me as hilarious, it just does.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (wKCn3)
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that is straight up bullshit right there
Posted by: Hillary!
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I know right!
Posted by: RBG
My daughter gets giggle fits, especially when her brother is in range.....which makes her fart more.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (5ztcy)
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Ladies...... courtesy flush. It's a real thing.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (iB1oa)
You sank my battleshit!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (ykYG2)
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This is the future the left wants.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (11Tx7)
Okay, 400 comments, the topic will change... surprised that the poop grew legs, I am....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (90T4r)
It is in fact the shit smell.
Hormonal chick pee is bad enough.
Sue me.
Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)
The only time shit comes up is when somebody wants to talk about this massive dump they just had. Which I don't give a shit about but w/e.
Posted by: Someguy at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Wj9tV)
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (gmo/4)
Though this is just stupid clickbait, non-journalism, it does point to a bigger issue, which is the fact that feminism is largely demanding, much like homosexuals and transformers, that the rest of the world change to placate the neuroticism of mildly-psychotic womenistas.
No one gives a f*ck that you shit. No one cares if it smells, other than spray afterward out of courtesy for the next man up with a steamer on the way.
The shame you feel, if any, is from an internal narrative in your own neurotic mind. It's part and parcel of the narcissism many women suffer from.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (pyXW1)
So many questions, and I haven't even read the article.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (wKCn3)
Gossip and bitch mainly.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (a0IVu)
A TOILET bowl! Get it?
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (2RBkF)
And even if they do know they won't talk about it, they'll rip on the guy to his face.
"Dude, what have you been eating? I think you cracked the toilet!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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The female janitor(ess)? at my old workplace would stand just inside the women restroom doorway and holler, in her lovely Jamaican accent, "ANIMALS, YOU ARE FILTHY ANIMALS!!!".
I miss that woman.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Google Joseph Pujol. He was a guy who actually made a whole stage show of his ability not only to fart on command, but to control the sound as well.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (tH5fk)
They ruined taking a shit.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (xx1qg)
And they're running this kinda New York Post/Daily Mail crap? What's
next big boobs on page 3 and a sidebar of celebrity outfits??
================================Considering the current product, I think the NYT has its work cut out for it in order to reach NYP and the Daily Mail standards for accuracy.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Someguy at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Wj9tV)
I think South Park did an episode on that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (k76MH)
Jet Plane!!" Get back to me... THEN there will be equality of the
sexes!!
Posted by: kraken
Damn, that would be amusing as hell. In a sophisticated, British sort of way, of course.
Posted by: pep
Andre the Giant once let out a 16 second fart.
Should have looked like the Eternal Flame.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (NgKpN)
You really want boobs on page 3 NYT?
Posted by: kathy griffin at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ykYG2)
I worked with an electrician who could do that!
Strange Super Power to have.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM
It's called "getting paid to poop". I always try to make my shit worth something.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ju9gW)
If you study it are you a fecologist? Scatologist? Or just a shithead?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ZqRa6)
Advance to 4:08 for the bit.
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (9t0Zz)
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"Le Petomane"
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (iB1oa)
The two chicks in the stall at the end are actually trannies doing lines off each other's wieners before pounding some fudge.
Aren't they brave!
Posted by: Democratic Socialist Purity Party! at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (jYnPD)
I remember way back when, taking the top secret Poo Shame class. Six weeks of intensive study taught all us girls to be ashamed of poo. Some of my more advanced friends went on to learn Pee Shame.
Good times.
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (xx1qg)
Until then, feminists can suck my balls.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (1ISKN)
Next they'll be telling me nuns have belly buttons. Like I'd fall for that doozy.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (sGotD)
Nuns don't have feet - they levitate. I have this on good authority.
They're also bald, that explains the get ups.
Okay, correction, they didn't 50 years ago.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
And even if they do know they won't talk about it, they'll rip on the guy to his face.
"Dude, what have you been eating? I think you cracked the toilet!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The male bonding experience.
Carries over from summer camp.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (dkrmM)
Are we going to have to put up instagrams and you tube videos showing idiot SJWs "free-shitting"? Yeah, having feces running down your legs is very empowering, wammen.
Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (ifEF9)
They have no dragons left to slay, so now they're just inventing problems.
Compare what women are dealing with in the ME vs. here. "OMG, some guy on the subway spread his legs so there's less seat room! The men prefer the office temp be cooler than my liking! Men - gasp! - explain stuff to me that I might already know. I AM SOOO OPPRESSED!!!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah if you have to. I'd still sit down though I mean... why not relax a while?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (xx1qg)
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I dunno.
Positive feedback is positive feedback. I you know they aint faking it at that point.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: a japanese woman commenting at the HQ from her work station at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (Dh1wo)
Damn! Now I gotta go poop.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (cxIsI)
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom while they're in there.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)
Women can be so disgusting in bathrooms. There's a serious lack of home training out there.
Is it an American thing though? Just got back from Iceland, where the bathrooms were pristine.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
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Your daughter is awesome.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (RU4sa)
I'd say Corey hit the bullseye.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (XubWY)
The Conservative Case for Zyklon B, presented by Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (wYseH)
Only if the urinals are occupied...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Women's bathroom - no urinals. Only planters.
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (11Tx7)
Oh well, glad the publisher's name is "Pinch" - it fits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (zXlV/)
You really want boobs on page 3 NYT?
Posted by: kathy griffin at September 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ykYG2)
Oh, stand back honey, I've got this one.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (jUYzd)
Poop stories, Biden's Corn Pops, Al Sharpton...you're making these stories up, aren't you?
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 04:36 PM (qKPUy)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, howling from the Outer Darkness at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (kZT36)
What kinda dude goes into a stall to whiz anyway?"
In public? ALWAYS. Safety and CCW thing. Only Greek Homos want to present their back to the door with their wang in their hand.
Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM
It's called "getting paid to poop". I always try to make my shit worth something.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (dkrmM)
So. You just smack her on the ass and yell
*BACKFIRE!*
?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM
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Boss makes a dollar.... I make a dime. That why I alway poop on company time.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Geez.
And men have to pee standing next to each other.
Women have always had the advantage of stalls for all.
Never have I heard of poo shaming. Ever. It's the individual women internalizing this.
I don't see it different for men and women, tbh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
Ok - who here is posting while on the toilet?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
of his ability not only to fart on command, but to control the sound as
well.
You knew this link was coming: The Farting Contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyD95Hv7CU
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NYT and The Sunday Edition at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM
The one in the ladies' room, clearly. Not going to find urinals in there.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (ju9gW)
=======
Hello, have you NOT been paying attention?
My mental health issues are your fault!! You. Are. To. Blame. Not the chili I had for dinner last night. YOU.
Posted by: Triggly Puff, VP of Human Resources at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (5WRN/)
Damn! Now I gotta go poop.
Posted by: jakee308
Denver EPA has the best hallways!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (dkrmM)
I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD
I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around 5 small gummybears. But if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my saliva. Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!
12,928 people found this helpful
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 04:38 PM (Kpl3J)
So. You just smack her on the ass and yell
*BACKFIRE!*
?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:37 PM (xx1qg)
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OMFG Im dying over here. Ive been asked by three people if Im ok.....
*breeeeeeeaaathe*
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4
But I'm a frat boy so of course I would enjoy this. Probably too coarse for Garrett.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Brett "Godzilla" Kavanaugh at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)
They have sinks.
Heathen.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 17, 2019 04:39 PM (ZFYYP)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I officially denounce myself for being such an iconoclast.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)
The Rick Wilson had plenty of time to watch it out in the cuckshed while the UPS guy was rogering his wife.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (0tmoY)
Posted by:Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM
.....
You've clearly never drank so much you needed to vomit and piss at the same time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (RU4sa)
I will say all the women I've dated/etc thru the years have had the uncanny ability to silently teleport from the room.
One moment they would be there and then suddenly....gone!
If you went to the bathroom shortly thereafter, it would stink.
Magic!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (n8Jib)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)
Apparently, they do at the NYT.
And they can't imagine the issues are only in their heads, so they demand national attention to their neuroses.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (J+mig)
This has to be it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (9hauA)
What you really need is a pilot light.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (xx1qg)
Then he's called a "pussy" again.
I can't keep track.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Hillary!
Not so, granddaughter ripped one, laughed and said, "Wow! that one may blister the wall paper! " ( she is in high school, so go figure.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (LOq4H)
Well, everything is frozen, so it's easier to dispose of.
The clanking noise is also fun.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (HaL55)
Okay, correction, they didn't 50 years ago.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
~~~~~
These are known truths.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (aS1PU)
https://youtu.be/YpSMQTK_E00
Heh...I used to drink massive amounts of beer out of those.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Bathtub.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: West at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (8+UNJ)
their shoes from outside the stall door. If their dump sounds are
reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer, the other girls
are talking about Susan's shits.
Women don't care about susan's shits. No one cares. No one.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (nRWPy)
/sad
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at September 17, 2019 04:40 PM (0tmoY)
Or a tablespoon of Metamucil.
That stuff's the bomb.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (T6t7i)
Is it an American thing though? Just got back from Iceland, where the bathrooms were pristine.
perhaps whisky is a lubricant?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Dirk the Daring at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (GpU8f)
In her maiden leadership speech she tore into 'entitled Etonian' Boris Johnson and '1970s socialist' Jeremy Corbyn over their positions on the UK's departure from the EU.
_DM
Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (dkrmM)
pooping and he told me ' son, that's just natural, now let's get out of
the women's bathroom before they catch us'
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (cGqiy)
*dying*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (ZqRa6)
In her 20s-30s, she'd hold it for days so she could shit in private in our own house...with nobody home.
Now she announces it to the whole house and will send poop emojis from the shitter at work.
She's a keeper.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (qKPUy)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (nFwvY)
That stuff's the bomb.
Ace endorses mass loading with Magnesium Supplements.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
If you've ever given birth every vomit is also peeing. So pee before you puke or you're going to pee yourself.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (nRWPy)
Pulluh me fingah.
[flush] [flush] [flush] [flush] [flush] [flush] [flush]
Posted by: a japanese woman commenting at the HQ from her work station at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (Dh1wo)
When a Woman of Great Size lumbers into the ladies, do the toilets say to themselves, "Oh please, not me"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (7rVsF)
I think this must be part of their seminary training. Learn to give a homily without being distracted by farts, coughing fits, or screaming babies.
Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (jYnPD)
No only do married women poop, they want you to watch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (/B6Iw)
she should use one some time. it would do her a lot of good.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (BJKQV)
I'd shit off a mountain
I'd shit off a rock
But I'd be damned if I'd shit off the clock
Cracks me up
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Dh1wo)
Hell, a decent woman won't put her purse on the floor there, let alone take off her shoes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (AM1GF)
I'm so ashamed that I'm busting a gut over poop jokes and anecdotes.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (nRWPy)
Nods in agreement. Messy process..
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (a0IVu)
- David French (presumably)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (hdzef)
2008/05/eric-frank-russell-into
-your-tent-ill.html
Funny thing. I've never noticed my dog being ashamed of dropping a deuce. Not once.
Posted by: HowlingWolf at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (FhXTo)
Lepetomaine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
BIG MISTAKE
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dirk the Daring at September 17, 2019 04:42 PM (GpU8f)
They were putting on their make-up.
Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Bathtub.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM
.....
Yes, but we are talking about at work or a bar, where a bathroom stall might be found.
It's not likely a bathtub is available, though I will concede that a decorative coy pond out front might be a viable option.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (pyXW1)
Oh, that's so sad. I'd cry too.
Wait a sec...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:45 PM (1ISKN)
_________________
It's hilariously embarrassing!
Or embarrassingly hilarious!
Posted by: Tranny Farter at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (k4dH2)
Live with a man, give birth and raise a few boys and all that delicate stuff vanishes. Or it should.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: al bundy at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (Dh1wo)
Maybe so she can bracing her feet against the door?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (j0JAA)
No only do married women poop, they want you to watch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (/B6Iw)
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TRUE STORY.
Middle of the night.
Mrs Fixer: Sorry hon..... gotta back one out.
ME: grumble grunmble.
Mrs Fixer: Trundles off to the master bath.
Mrs Fixer: grrrrrrooooooaaaaann
Mrs Fixer: DAMMIT!!!! TSUNAMI ALERT!!! I JUST SPLASHED MYSELF
ME: *eyes wide open*
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm)
Okay, correction, they didn't 50 years ago.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
~~~~~
These are known truths.
==========
This was actually shown in the documentary film masterpiece: The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Zvfnr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (1ISKN)
I consider a sign of profound mental health.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (wpPM0)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
And you stand on the scale and you've lost 1.5 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: The Poo York Times at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (vBH2i)
Then he's called a "pussy" again.
I can't keep track.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
And Romney continues to masquerade around as if he's President.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)
45s
I was rather taken back by the arrogance and flippant behavior of Corey Lewandowski today who was testifying before Jerrold Nadler's committee that was looking into presidential obstruction.
This is a serious endeavor, one that requires quiet probity and sober reflection and it's unseemly to not treat it with the seriousness it deserves.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)
10 years i was with the ex.
I can't prove that she ever pooped. I have my suspicions.
But I'd never get a conviction in a Court of Law.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (xx1qg)
3m
Joe Biden claims that his child tax credit would put "720 million women back into the workforce"
The U.S. has a population of only 330 million people
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)
Everyone welcome the newbie...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (6qErC)
If you've ever given birth every vomit is also peeing. So pee before you puke or you're going to pee yourself.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:43 PM (nRWPy)
Nods in agreement. Messy process..
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (a0IVu)
A friend once related that having a child is something a woman should do in the privacy of her own bathroom.
So this makes sense.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dirk the Daring at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (GpU8f)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (1ISKN)
Here I sit so broken hearted
Came to shit but only farted
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (Z65m4)
Sometimes, I wish I was a horse and I could poop without even breaking stride.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Depends on how big what ever is chasing you is.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
And you lose 5 lbs too. Win-win.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (aS1PU)
Some Asian women will learn to stand on top of the seat and squat, because IT'S A FILTY PUBLIC TOILET AND THERE ARE SHOEPRINTS AND PISS ON THE SEAT!!
Except you're the reason there are shoeprints on the toilet and piss on the seat, Hien.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: mpfs, Gangsta Bitch Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: I Have Questions at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (BvNzB)
I never knew that women pooped. Until I got married.
Posted by: Dirk the Daring
I don't believe that, but it is true that you know a relationship is going somewhere when you evacuate your bowels and the other person is aware that's what you're doing.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The Poo York Times at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (vBH2i)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Poop shame is real -- and it disproportionately affects women, who
suffer from higher rates of irritable bowel syndrome and inflammatory
bowel disease. In other words, the patriarchy has seeped into women's
intestinal tracts.
Shorter: Batshit crazy chicks are full of shit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (jYnPD)
Learning to hover pee while holding your purse strap in your teeth is peak woman.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (nRWPy)
Seeing this make it into the New York Times makes me feel a lot better about my prospects.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (R1mDg)
So this makes sense.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Hah, yes..probably the only process where one vomits, pees and poops ...at the same time
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)
Hopefully not all of it. Give us some of the dream.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (j0JAA)
@HeshmatAlavi
INTERESTING:
Pentagon officials:
U.S. satellites monitored #Iran's preparation of drones and missiles ahead of attacks on Saudi oil facilities
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)
That's no joke. I've bought a few items in stores or online that failed to fully reveal their ingredients.
Spent quite a bit of time on the toilet over that so I began to read the fine print more carefully.
Some just cause gas and others will give you a full scale stem to stern flush out.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (cxIsI)
anyway, that is what is alleged, and kinda makes sense. That should blow some minds ... I think the film was out this morning ... tick tock.
America Can We Talk intro's a clip ...
youtube.com/watch?v=h42bTVWTQAk
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (N39Ws)
"The Conservative Case for Courtesy Flushes"
Actually, that would be a half-way reasonable article, so I doubt it'd wind up on The Cuckshed.
Despite my use of prompt courtesy flushes, I've found that consumption of probiotic supplements produces a cloud of horror that tends to linger for some time--particularly in poorly ventilated bathrooms. I'm not taking those again unless absolutely necessary (e.g., whilst prescribed a prednisone/antibiotic combo).
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (6qErC)
You know why turds are tapered at the end?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"If we stick together, we can stop this shit!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (HaL55)
YAHTZEE!
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (k76MH)
You are welcome.
Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (1L9V9)
The original thread (which was hilarious in its comments, full of memes) is long deleted but some screencaps of the original remain. Go here and follow the links -
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158570603&page=1
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
I think you learn to do that in the army. Puke, whatever, without breaking stride or leaving the march.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: zombie sen. john mccain at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Or so he says? hmmmm
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (AY3OR)
1. Lesbians, possibly doing butt-stuff.
2. Dude identifying as a woman to get into the ladies room because who are you to judge, transphobe.
3. (Reserved for Hillary!)
4. Vibrator. Totally a vibrator.
I'll assume that they just based the illustration on a photo taken in an NYT ladies room.
Posted by: Emperor Beavis Elvis V at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (ZqRa6)
Came to shit but only farted
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (Z65m4)
2nd Verse
Next time I thought I'd take a chance
Saved the trip and shit my pants
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (AM1GF)
Yeah, I don't think I ever have. Always poop first thing in the morning. So since I don't sleep in public, that works out.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (nRWPy)
I used to have a patient who weighed himself before and after every shit, and logged it. He was looking for variance more than 2 SD from the mean as a sign of illness.
Posted by: Dr. Tinyhouse at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (J+mig)
And, in some ways, isn't this the story of the left?
Posted by: all doubt removed at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (S2eH9)
Ever poop yugely and when you wipe there is no stain? Those are great poops, my friends.
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
Reminds me of the Carlin (IIRC) bit about poo including the disappearing poo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)
To my certain sure knowledge that's at least 60 years old.
Most likely more than that.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (cxIsI)
--
The one that said she should ambush the homosexual and beat the sh*t out of him before he gay ass-raped him like all homosexuals do to black people all the time and the media didn't talk about at all?
That one?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (+m8Oo)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (xqRaG)
INTERESTING:
Pentagon officials:
U.S. satellites monitored #Iran's preparation of drones and missiles ahead of attacks on Saudi oil facilities
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)
So they allowed the attacks to happen so Drumpf could start a war and raise his poll numbers?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)
......
Guy in the middle stall:
*sniffs the air*
GOOD GRIEF YOU BETTER SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (ykYG2)
Ghost Poops
You know you did something, but there's nothing there if you look.
Kinda creepy really.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)
INTERESTING:
Pentagon officials:
U.S. satellites monitored #Iran's preparation of drones and missiles ahead of attacks on Saudi oil facilities
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)
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Dem's Old & Busted: "War monger Trump is going to get us into a war!!"
Dem's New Hottness: "What? He watched Iran prep for the attacks and did nothing! Impeach!"
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: blaster
Thank God for Buc-ee's!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (Z65m4)
Saved the trip and shit my pants
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)
Over 29, never gamble on a fart.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (v0R5T)
"you mean number eleven??"
--Congressperthing Sheila Jackson-Lee
He was looking for variance more than 2 SD from the mean as a sign of illness.
Reminds me of the scene in The Last Emperor where they physicians examine his poo to see if he needs a change in his diet or is unhealthy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (1ISKN)
Except you're the reason there are shoeprints on the toilet and piss on the seat, Hien.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:48 PM (9t0Zz)
Was in Japan last year and those international signs with the red circle with slash through it showed don't do the hovering thing among about a half dozen other things. One of the things, and this is the honest truth, was a circle and red line through a guy with a fishing pole dipped into the toilet.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (ykYG2)
If I was going on vacation I'd copy the whole thread into a translator and paste it back here.
But alas, the barrel shall not be fed today.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (k76MH)
German?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (vBH2i)
Posted by: Some Dude at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (1ISKN)
_______________
My female dogs don't like me to make eye contact with them when they're pooping.
I try to give them their privacy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (k4dH2)
3m
Joe Biden claims that his child tax credit would put "720 million women back into the workforce"
The U.S. has a population of only 330 million people
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)
When you take on the terror known as Corn Pop anything is possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (kw5n8)
One time on a multi-day jungle op we all had watery diarrhea so bad we just cut the crotch panel out of the BDU's and patrolled on, shitting as we went.
Posted by: Some Dude at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (UFLLM)
line through a guy with a fishing pole dipped into the toilet.
--------
Just trying to catch a floater!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Dh1wo)
"Oops, I made a smelly."
Posted by: No Bitch, I Think You Shit at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Zx6uT)
When you take on the terror known as Corn Pop anything is possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:55 PM (kw5n
Don't forget the chains man!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
-----
The BEST jobs have no paperwork to do.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm)
2. If a woman poops the only people who will know are other women.
3. Who's doing the poop-shaming? The Matriarchy.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (5itaF)
Got great advice years ago, guy told me your seals start leaking as you get older and never to push out farts.
And let's be honest, everyone has streaked their underwear after a fart at one time or another.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (qKPUy)
One of the things, and this is the honest truth, was a circle and red
line through a guy with a fishing pole dipped into the toilet.
--------
Just trying to catch a floater!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Dh1wo)
The elusive brown shark.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
That's pretty universal.
All ancient kings and emperors had a "physician" or poop specialist who's job it was to examine the royal feces as an indicator of the King's health.
Pee as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (n8Jib)
hope Sheryl Crow has weighed in on this one"
One square only, Vasily.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)
One shit ticket per stall.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (5l6gb)
A little bubble in my belly button.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (9THL3)
diarrhea so bad we just cut the crotch panel out of the BDU's and
patrolled on, shitting as we went.
Posted by: Some Dude at September 17, 2019 04:56 PM (UFLLM)
You can officially apply for the Agincourt Crappers club.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Never let an erection go to waste and
Never trust a fart
Posted by: over the age of 50 at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (8zyNA)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (5l6gb)
Thank God for Buc-ee's!
Posted by: rickb223
Right. If you're an interstate gas station/fast foodery, the best way to get return business is to have pristine rest rooms. Buc-ee's is remarkable on that score.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (7rVsF)
German?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (6qErC)
I get it it. He LOGGED it!!
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Oh..Me neither. I just heard that happens to people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Liawatha at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
my sis-in-law was an RN, worked at several places, emergency room for a while, but also for a while at a medical rehab facility for mostly older patients. She said one of the worst things was that these little old ladies were infatuated with their poop and what it meant, she'd be going down the hall and one would see her and say, in a dry crackly little voice "hon, hon, could you come here?" so she would, and they'd say "What do you think about this?" and they'd pull out this little container of their poop that they'd saved and shove it in her face, and want her to examine it for whatever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Some Dude
Dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (Z65m4)
I'm sorry to say it, really I am, I totally wanted to watch the God Emperor make Joe beclown himself on national TV. But the superdelegates, who are a thing in Democrat primaries, are looking at the same disaster we're looking at.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (ykYG2)
and beat the sh*t out of him before he gay ass-raped him like all
homosexuals do to black people all the time and the media didn't talk
about at all?That one?"Posted by: Moron Robbie
iirc she said he should run away ... and the gay (?) ass cracker may have not really meant anything specific about him being homosexual, just the average insult. In any case, if it was not the girlfriend, then several were involved in suborning perjury ... and starting national riots ... which we kinda no they DID intend to start national riots ...
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (Cus5s)
3m
Joe Biden claims that his child tax credit would put "720 million women back into the workforce"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)
We rate this, "mostly true."
Posted by: Snopes at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (DTX3h)
and after every shit, and logged it. He was looking for variance more
than 2 SD from the mean as a sign of illness.
Posted by: Dr. Tinyhouse at September 17, 2019 04:52 PM (UFLLM)
What kind of psychiatry do you specialize in?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (H8QX8)
One time on a multi-day jungle op we all had watery diarrhea so bad we
just cut the crotch panel out of the BDU's and patrolled on, shitting as
we went.
Posted by: Some Dude
Dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (Z65m4)
Hamburger Helper Hill.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (kUmUV)
Those are for the Chinese tourists.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (n8Jib)
45s
I was rather taken back by the arrogance and flippant behavior of Corey Lewandowski today who was testifying before Jerrold Nadler's committee that was looking into presidential obstruction.
This is a serious endeavor, one that requires quiet probity and sober reflection and it's unseemly to not treat it with the seriousness it deserves.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (NFEMn)
Oh..Me neither. I just heard that happens to people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)
Wolf Brand Chilly - when your own farts make you nauseous.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)
....
Defecate has no home here!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (pyXW1)
........
TURDS ARE NOT ILLEGAL
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (5itaF)
Women want bathrooms to themselves at work so they aren't mortified in front of their colleagues but would like the use of the men's room when they're out drinking wine with friends, at a concert, or sporting event.
Also, they'd like men not to have access to the men's room when they want to be alone so they aren't mortified if they have to poop while out and about.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (LQtHg)
Got great advice years ago, guy told me your seals start leaking as you get older and never to push out farts.
And let's be honest, everyone has streaked their underwear after a fart at one time or another.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 04:57 PM (qKPUy)
*******
Skid Marks
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)
Oh..Me neither. I just heard that happens to people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Their billboard:
Only 735 miles! You can hold it!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: I Have Questions at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (BvNzB)
Jessica Bennett is the gender editor of The New York Times, working to expand global coverage of women, gender and society across platforms. She is the author of "Feminist Fight Club: A Survival Manual for a Sexist Workplace," which was published by HarperCollins . . .
Gender-focused journalists are an industry killer, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
I did a search engine on her pictures. Thinner than I expected, but other she looks like what you would expect her to look like.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (l9m7l)
The one that said she should ambush the homosexual and beat the sh*t out of him before he gay ass-raped him like all homosexuals do to black people all the time and the media didn't talk about at all?
That one?
________________
Yep, the jumbo dumbo, Rachel Jeantel.
The real GF's name was Dee Dee, she was the one on the phone with Trayvon right before the fight. She was a slim, good looking chick, who is currently in college. She didn't want any part of the shit show trial, and wasn't willing to perjure herself, as Jeantel was.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (k4dH2)
---
On a particularly rough Chinook ride once, the crew chief said, "You bastards better not puke in my damn bird." We made it about twenty minutes when one guy slowly pulled off his helmet and had his way with it. After that it was like a dam had burst. Every one of us walked off that Chinook with a helmet full of puke.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (9THL3)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (nRWPy)
How do you know they are women ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)
45s
I was rather taken back by the arrogance and flippant behavior of Corey Lewandowski today who was testifying before Jerrold Nadler's committee that was looking into presidential obstruction.
This is a serious endeavor, one that requires quiet probity and sober reflection and it's unseemly to not treat it with the seriousness it deserves.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)
At 1:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7vu1dlow5A
Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Ut9W7)
*******
Snopes: 'The Claim That Trump Is Hitler Lacks Concrete Evidence But Alludes To A Deeper Truth' | The Babylon Bee
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (RuIsu)
Ack typos.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (1XAal)
I think it was Brownshirt who had the aos all time classic story of pooping. I'm sure an old timer has it bookmarked.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (cGqiy)
I believe I have shared on an ONT.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:54 PM (kUmUV)
Those are for the Chinese tourists.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (n8Jib)
Well, it is cleaner than the Yangzee.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (aS1PU)
Also Leftists: Women have to have a special bathroom of their own so nobody shames them!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 05:02 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)
========
No need to say that.
Protocol dictates, however, that you boldly announce "INCOMING CLEAR"!!! at least 3 seconds before splash down. To give lesser males a chance to retreat.
Posted by: A. Gorilla at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (B3gXn)
Jessica Bennett is the gender editor of The New York Times, working to expand global coverage of women, gender and society across platforms.
Golgafrincham Now!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, I seen some shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
What were you expecting? Because to me she looks like a fvcking tranny.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (x6XkS)
Question.
Who looks at their poop when finished??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)
I heard that means you're anal retentive or something, so I have someone else do it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)
Pro tip, don't drink cheap beer and eat kipper snacks together.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (nRWPy)
How do you know they are women ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
Skinny legs. Small frame.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (LOq4H)
hoooooo
Posted by: Mr Hanky at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (d7Ww2)
I never have relished taking a dump at work. As a food service worker, if you have a particularly boisterous/odiferous delivery in the stall and then emerge to wash hands and return to your work, it can be very awkward if you have one of your guests in the bathroom with you when you come out of the stall.
It really kind of makes things awkward when you are bringing their food out to the table or bar just moments later, as the suspension of disbelief is sometimes irreparably broken. At that point about the best you can hope for is that your guest doesn't make eye contact with you and you both can internalize and ignore the shared experience.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (pyXW1)
Who looks at their poop when finished??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)
Raises hand. You're supposed to. Lot of medical info in poop.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (5l6gb)
LOL!
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
What were you expecting? Because to me she looks like a fvcking tranny.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (wYseH)
Exactly.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (ujg0T)
1m
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly weighing several options as retaliatory action against Iran, with President Trump wanting a narrowly focused response that wouldn't draw the U.S. into broader conflict - NBC News
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Mmmmmmm. Beer and pickled hard boiled eggs at the bar.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (d7Ww2)
....
Defecate has no home here!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:49 PM (pyXW1)
........
TURDS ARE NOT ILLEGAL
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:00 PM
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You cant hug a child with fecular arms!
Posted by: irright at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (cGqiy)
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.... AND PEANUTS!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (Ut9W7)
Oh..Me neither. I just heard that happens to people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)
.........
Never happened to me.
Posted by: Al Roker at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (jYnPD)
my boat and even though it was cleaned out, I still found some corn
tucked away on an I-beam.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (1ISKN)
When I was a kid, we charted a big ketch in Greece. It had beautiful woodwork and abysmal everything else. Including the marine heads, which never pumped out with the pumps next to the toilet. They just pressurized the system, and my father was the recipient of a high-pressure venting of the lines when he tried to fix it.
Until then I was unaware that a human being could curse nonstop for five minutes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (wYseH)
Never been to Germany, I see.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)
----
Hell...... Im GERMAN.
Mrs Fixer thinks its weird.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (8XRCm)
Who looks at their poop when finished??
Posted by: fixerupper
Who here kicks their feet on the restroom floor after pooping?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (37IEG)
Totally wrong thread for this, but...apple pressing coming up, will keep you posted.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (8XRCm)
Check.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (koNhm)
who doesn't? how are you supposed to know if you set a record?
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (ZqRa6)
Question.
Who looks at their poop when finished??
I'm still looking for that nickel I swallowed when I was five.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Should be good after the colonoscopy prep.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 04:59 PM (Cus5s)
-
I'll let Jeantel field this one:
"JEANTEL: Yes. Definitely after I say may be a rapist, for every boy, for every man, every - who's not that kind of way, seeing a grown man following them, would they be creep out? So you have to take it - as a parent, when you tell your child, when you see a grown person following you, run away, and all that."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (+m8Oo)
2008/05/eric-frank-russell-into
-your-tent-ill.html
Funny thing. I've never noticed my dog being ashamed of dropping a deuce. Not once.
Posted by: HowlingWolf at September 17, 2019 04:44 PM (FhXTo)
Mine looks kinda apologetic when he is squeezing one off.
I taught him to go off on the woods, though, so I don't know why, it's not like I have to pick 'em up.
Posted by: West at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (8+UNJ)
Posted by: Drill Instructor's pooping advise at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (Zx6uT)
Posted by: jdgalt at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Grouchy's brother at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM (1JOf4)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: Sooner at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (iekCP)
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (Bf3hj)
Whoever wrote this has clearly never met my wife or daughter, both of whom can put me to shame in the flatulence department
Posted by: Mike D at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (rS5vj)
As a very small boy, I actually believed that women did not fart. Certainly not mom.
********
I believed it also, unti I had to care forMa & Pop in their declining years.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (Tr9MK)
Taxoplasmosis is a hell of a drug, I guess.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (m/owh)
They do poop and fart.
Always daintily.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (Tr9MK)
It spiders.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 05:59 PM (Tr9MK)
Posted by: Dancing Bear at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Gd7wv)
EWWWWWWWWWW
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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)