aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Cokie Roberts Dies Due to Complications from Breast Cancer;
Al Sharpton Remembers Her In His Own Inimitable Way
Dead at 75. She was a southern-fried liberal patrician mediocrity who blazed the trail for later southern-fried liberal patrician medicorities, like Kathleen Parker.
Al Sharpton took the time to remember her. Sort of.Al Sharpton just deleted this tweet in which he said he was "saddened to hear of the passing of legendary journalist Cookie Roberts" while sharing images of Christiane Amanpour pic.twitter.com/MZbgtxy7cy
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 17, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 03:13 PM (xx1qg)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: fly gal at September 17, 2019 03:13 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 03:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Something someone said at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:14 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 03:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Starbucks at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (ZCEU2)
Si
*BTW - who believes that Al actually keys in his own "posts" or "tweets"? Anybody?*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Rev Al at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (88+cf)
hahaha
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (hRsfu)
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (786Ro)
--Al Sharpton's wig
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
My dad always called Amanpour "CNN's war whore."
Also, if you ever want to have fun, mention her to a Serbian national.
The Serbs sure do love that particular lady.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Someguy at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (Wj9tV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (1J9vk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Starbucks at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Biergood at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
- Yale Grad, Sheila Jackson Lee
Posted by: Starbucks at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)
I can't even visualize what Cokie Roberts looked like.... what did she do, again???
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (90T4r)
Well, if Al Sharpton can be believed, she died.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (of+o8)
Does Sharpton even bother to look at their faces?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (axyOa)
They're white, so it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (axyOa)
You've seen one white devil, you've seen them all.
Posted by: Starbucks at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (+18sB)
Cokie Roberts blazed the trail for Martha Raddatz by practically breaking down in tears on the air when one of the Bushes got elected. I think the older one, IIRC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (90T4r)
The word platitudinous comes to mind.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (+18sB)
Posted by: Barefoot Wines at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Starbucks at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Biden at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (8fHBx)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (ov5W2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (1J9vk)
But the amount I care, politically, about some random washed-up liberal pseudo-journalist? Zero.
No malice. Just a complete absence of caring.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (XubWY)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Weiner at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:19 PM (1J9vk)
Autocucumber is racist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)
having a drink with me in Morroco and the Iranians bombed us and we had
to leave under fire in a Full Red Blooded Apache Helicopter piloted by
my good friend Elizabeth Warren?
Posted by: Biden at September 17, 2019 03:18 PM (4HMlb)
60
Blonde hair , Black hair
----------
Watch for snipers!
Posted by: Hilarious Cliton at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: Al Shakedown Sharpton at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM
No that's Kurt
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (1J9vk)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (90T4r)
He looks more like a shrunken head from some Pacific Island tribe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (9hauA)
Legen....Dary.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (tH5fk)
Damn incompetent family doctors killed her! Tried to look up 'breast cancer' on their WebMD app in the exam room and their iPhone autocucumbered to 'breasts' and they got so distracted they forgot to prescribe her the cancer cure...
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM
No that's Kurt
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 03:21 PM (786Ro)
Wait....Kurt's dead?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Cookie was that honky movie..... The Jerk.
"I is Cookie.... I was born.... Amanpour black child."
Posted by: Reverend Al at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (of+o8)
Posted by: blonde tv has been at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (+72t1)
Somewhere I'm hearing chavez the hugo saying "dude, tone it down some"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (hjaPQ)
Now they just let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (4LU7S)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (lMn1U)
Was she perky, or fierce?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sid V at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (L2BUi)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (jYnPD)
Perhaps 702 of them.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (hRsfu)
Something's not quite right about that negro.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (hjaPQ)
------
Look Pa. No crease.
Posted by: Hilarious Cliton at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (cqNba)
She was also on This Week on a panel with Sam Donaldson and George Will for years (80's and 90's), right?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (8KSPd)
I vaguely remember the name Cokie Roberts. I'm seriously indifferent but I do remember the name.
Was she perky, or fierce?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
She persisted. Until she didn't.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Sven at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (Eabwd)
Now they just let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (cGqiy)
==========
Give them full control of the only means of mass communication again, and they'll adopt that air again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (ClOmq)
Autocucumber is racist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
-----
ANND Greek Homo Erotic!!!!!
Posted by: Reverend Al at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
======
Oh the mountain that writes is on a rant?
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (5WRN/)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (2Mnv1)
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (tH5fk)
she was sort of like a Female Athlete from an all-female school who probably performed some Goon duties
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)
Those days are gone. Thank god.
Yes, there are still pundits, but each pundit is ineffably branded with an indication of their bias. Which is a good thing. No more of these "general interest" fake-neutral pundits.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Biden at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 17, 2019 03:20 PM
Plowing hippies in Priuses out of the way?
Posted by: Bert G at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)
#Nadler, #Pelosi and House Dem leaders are botching the unbotchable: Impeaching the most impeachable president ever.
It is a travesty.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Neither.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (H8QX8)
I'd rather kick Al Sharpton some more though, he's one of the worst people alive. The dude is a living incarnation of every race huckster that has lived. At least Jesse Jackson has faded into pretty much complete obscurity but this toad is still out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)
==========
"I say, let 'em crash."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (8KSPd)
Was she perky, or fierce?
Posted by: N.L. Urker.
Spunk. She had spunk.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:24 PM (tH5fk)
So does Shep!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (JQ18+)
Posted by: Sven at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (Eabwd)
Really?
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 03:22 PM (4LU7S)
It's not his fault. His Google wasn't working. Neither was his memory.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: the dandy at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, Mensa Participation Award Recipient at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (HJ38S)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:25 PM (nFwvY)
--------------------------
Kind of like Chelsea Clinton and Jenna Bush?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
Lindy, I think, had a place in the French Quarter, on Bourbon Street no less (where I grew up), later after her husband Hale died.
And that is pretty much all I know about the Boggs and Roberts menages.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)
Speaking of being room temperature Al Sharpton shouldn't be keeping the Angle of Death waiting to much longer.
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (eAZVt)
Corey Lewandowski: I think I'm a good-looking man
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (thQkh)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
=====
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
------
Thats acute thought...
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (+18sB)
_______________
I always felt sorry for her.
Her dad was Hale Boggs. He was in a Cessna that was flying over Alaska back in the '70's. The plane disappeared. Never found the plane or the bodies.
Unfortunately, his wife was elected to his vacant seat in congress, and stayed there for 8 terms.
There were some conspiracy theories around Boggs' disappearance. He'd been on the Warren Commission, and he had publicly expressed doubt about the single bullet theory.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (1J9vk)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (k1fA5)
Speaking of being room temperature Al Sharpton shouldn't be keeping the Angle of Death waiting to much longer.
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (jYnPD)
Obtuse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (90T4r)
IIRC, her brother is a bigtime lobbyist in DC.
She was an insider, a swampie.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (mYyxr)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (5NMZN)
My favorite Cokie moment was on the old This Week where said she'd seen Strom Thurmond's legendary fillibuster in person.
Sam Donaldson scoffed and said she couldn't possibly have seen it. She reminded him that both her parents were in Congress and she was in the gallery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (FTlwv)
==========
I got this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (B8ni6)
144 Speaking of being room temperature Al Sharpton shouldn't be keeping the Angle of Death waiting to much longer.
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
=====
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
That is why Sharpton's condition is protracted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (jYnPD)
"Troll Master -- Level 11"
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (k1+vk)
been on the Warren Commission, and he had publicly expressed doubt about
the single bullet theory.
The aide that put him on that plane?
Bill Clinton.
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (ClOmq)
Probably, in their minds, it's unfair and racist to expect a black person to have a basic level of knowledge and intelligence. That would just be reinforcing white supremacy.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (9hauA)
Corey Lewandowski: I think I'm a good-looking man
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)
No one knows what it's like
To be the bag man
To be the hit man
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (NFEMn)
Shit- I mean Shoot. I remember the first time I saw her. It was on that PBS show... Sesame Street. She, along with Oscar, Big Bird, and Elmo did God's work teaching kids to read and do math. They're the real heroes. It brings a smile to my face remembering how she'd devour one of those giant chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (k1+vk)
Trump is Level 12.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)
She was a great old gal. Her hair always smelled like fresh dough and sugar.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)
Thomas Hale Boggs Sr. (February 15, 1914 - disappeared October 16, 1972) was an American Democratic politician and a member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was the House majority leader and a member of the Warren Commission.
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (9m9TT)
Sharpton couldn't get the name or the pic right. And for some reason our media and "leaders" kowtow to this moron. Jeez.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:23 PM (ClOmq)
+++
If Orangemanbad did this the networks would have non-stop coverage on each and every show, maybe forego commercials - because "the most outlandish, buffoonish thing imaginable".
Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (9+jnX)
-----------------------------------------------------
Is that what they called "it" then?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (Mo1SD)
Posted by: Angle OF Death at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (thQkh)
Its always been disgustingly incestuous. The whole news business, its just filthy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Biden at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (4HMlb)
.@realDonaldTrump rally in NM was a data gold mine.
45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM)
78% of registrants matched to voter file
Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1)
52% male, 48 % female
40% Latino
31% Democrat
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
Angle of Death"
Uhhhmmmm.
Okey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)
It's 13, isn't it?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (eAZVt)
I buy my wife's insulin needles there.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (90T4r)
8 term congresswoman, Cokie Robert's mother.
And THAT is all the resume you need to become a Big Time Reporter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (8XRCm)
Whew. I guess "Cokie" was a little better than that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:30 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Simon Jester at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (BSu3l)
Dan Rather really put the kibosh to that moral transference.
Now, we instinctively look at our watch every time the chyron at the bottom shows the local time.
Cause we don't trust them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (9hauA)
Wouldn't at all surprise me if that was the thought process.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (Ed8Zd)
Uhhhmmmm.
Okey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)
Circle of Life
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:31 PM (cGqiy)
One of the Lindbergh babies I think."
First person to hit the "Triple Lindy" dive...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (6qErC)
___________
That was Cokie's mother, the widow of congressman Hale Boggs, who disappeared while in a plane flying over Alaska in the 1970's.
After Hale Boggs died (presumably), Lindy Boggs was elected to his seat in congress.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (k4dH2)
also a member of the Warren Commission. lots of those 'members' vanished in various and sundry mysterious ways
Cokie was thus taken seriously and stepped into his Bribe Stream in DC
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Try Jeffer's Pet Supply All types available!
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Brett "Godzilla" Kavanaugh at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (aRQrt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FNXDu)
Man, that Correia rant about that Glyer fellow (I don't know who these people are) reads like Ace talking about cucks. Poetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (H8QX8)
Canadian executive pleads guilty to giving China classified information on US Navy subs.
https://tinyurl.com/y3vbvhjl
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
=====
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
That is why Sharpton's condition is protracted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019
*
*
I soss a leez!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (+18sB)
Thomas Hale Boggs Sr.
And congresswoman Haley Boggs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FNXDu)
But not Wade Boggs
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
That is why Sharpton's condition is protracted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019
*
*
Sharpton is truly obtuse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (WhTSP)
And by "elected", we mean "selected by the Democrat Party Machine"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (37IEG)
52% male, 48 % female
40% Latino
31% Democrat"
SHHHHH.....
Let's no let the left know....m'kay?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Are you thinking of Linda Elerbee?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Angle of Death at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at September 17, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)
---
Bring it in, big guy.
Posted by: Hug-Me Bear at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Let's have a degree of compassion here.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
=====
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
That is why Sharpton's condition is protracted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019
*
*
I soss a leez!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)
------
OK guys..... NOTHINGS work this season. Were going to try the Equi Lateral play on three. ON THREEE!!! READY, BREAK!!!
Posted by: The Denver Broncos at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)
And that's a lot of what drives their lust for power. They want to force you to adore them and bow before their pretended superiority.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (J+mig)
The Angle of Death has a great moral compass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:26 PM (QsCRW)
That is why Sharpton's condition is protracted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019
*
*
The problem we face is acute.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (ClOmq)
Shit. I mixed up the mom's and dad's names.
In my defense Hale and Lindy are dumb names.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (FNXDu)
But Cokie is totes normal, especially as a professional name.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (/B6Iw)
The wedding invitations alone would have been freakin epic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (u//oP)
_________________
She was on lots of t.v. shows. She was sometimes one of the panelists (or whatever they called them) on the McLaughlin Group.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Cootie Roberts and Diane Sawyer both did the round of news/politics shows back in the day. Also, the producers desks.
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (6eEQ+)
That's mean. To the hyena. What did it ever do to you?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (tH5fk)
"Damned right!"
--Reality Winner
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (5NMZN)
---
Thank you.
Posted by: Moxie Crimefighter at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (aRQrt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2019 03:35 PM (6eEQ+)
A picture of the remains of her 'splodey vest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (FNXDu)
What did he do? Or are you just commenting on the normal state of things?
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: G at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (5NMZN)
========
*silently stares*
-A. Gorilla
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)
OK, you're right. I'll take a powder.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (k1+vk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
I am not saying it was aliens.....
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (1J9vk)
Swallowed alive by a glacier and a Reptilian slaving ship, but mostly a Reptilian slaving ship. (Along with Begich, IIRC.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (uLuPn)
Yes I too find the puns around here painful.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (/B6Iw)
insert: "Imagine the outrage if Trump posted something stupid like that ----><---- HERE"
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
Let's have a degree of compassion here."
And scale back some of these puns, ok?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)
We got your vector, Victor.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (jYnPD)
He's (Swallwell) is questioning Leandowski and being an asshat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:36 PM (FNXDu)
If he'd become president, there would be a nuke in your future.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)
=============================
Fried chicken every day!
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: The REVEREND Al Sharpton at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (y7DUB)
It's a sine from above that the angle of death hasn't taken Sharpton yet.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (cGqiy)
Let's not go off on a tangent.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (4HMlb)
It's an acute problem.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 03:34 PM (9hauA)
Yes they did. Exhibit A on why Parliamentary systems that allow a whole bunch of tiny parties are a totally fucked up way to run a government. For all of the things that Israel gets right, they have got one of the worst, most dysfunctional government setups of any country today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (2Mnv1)
Even now, he serves as egg clutch receptacle/hatch surrogate between duties as Cloaca Wiper No. 37
Posted by: Ivan Gotsasecret at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (UFLLM)
There's a wave of bad humor here.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (hjaPQ)
Earlier today y'all were commenting on the hearings when I couldn't watch. Now I can. I am sure there's no news because I bet Nadler and Swallwell were awful then, too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (FNXDu)
Thomas Hale Boggs Sr. (February 15, 1914 - disappeared October 16, 1972) was an American Democratic politician and a member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was the House majority leader and a member of the Warren Commission.
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019
*
*
Hale Boggs was just one of those names the television spouted all the time in the evenings when Mom was fixing dinner. I paid no attention to the news then, and even less to politics. (Maybe I should have kept an eye on both.)
I had no idea Boggs was on the Warren Commission. Though I do recall when Big Jim Garrison, the Orleans Parish DA, announced his cracking of the Kennedy assassination mystery (the stuff "chronicled" in JFK). A murder mystery, that was exciting. Congressmen and so forth, not so much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (R2gO3)
269
It's a sine from above that the angle of death hasn't taken Sharpton yet.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (cGqiy)
Let's not go off on a tangent.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:39 PM (jYnPD)
I'll cosine to that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (1ISKN)
I am not saying it was aliens.....
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 03:27 PM (1J9vk)
Swallowed alive by a glacier and a Reptilian slaving ship, but mostly a Reptilian slaving ship. (Along with Begich, IIRC.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)
---------Shhh. Actually a 2005 HAARP test-induced time warp.Shhh.
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Rev. Al at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (uLuPn)
It's a sine from above that the angle of death hasn't taken Sharpton yet."
There's a wave of bad humor here.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (6qErC)
It is not incongruent with slow news day posts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (jYnPD)
It's a sine from above that the angle of death hasn't taken Sharpton yet.
------
But he likes farmers. He's "pro tractor".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)
Hey - we wanted all of the new states postwar to be Parliamentary systems, 'cause we look down on our own backwards ways...
/The US State Department
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Rev. Al at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (oVJmc)
==========
"We rate this as not racist."
-MSM
"Black people are the same as white people and I love them all!"
-Trump
"We rate this as super racist."
-MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM (QsCRW)
Earlier today y'all were commenting on the hearings when I couldn't
watch. Now I can. I am sure there's no news because I bet Nadler and
Swallwell were awful then, too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (FNXDu)
I haven't watched all day. I knew it was going to be another clown circus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (1ISKN)
------Well, the Persians certainly underestimated the Greek homos. Wait til they meet our tranny brigades!
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (cGqiy)
For all of the things that Israel gets right, they have got one of the worst, most dysfunctional government setups of any country today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)
-------
Look - a fractious form of government that leads to total intransigence and big blowups over small differences is... perfectly representative of the Jewish way of doing things.
Have you ever encountered, for instance, the board of a synagogue?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (1ISKN)
------
A square be square and I see squares!!!
Posted by: Reverend Al at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (8XRCm)
Wrong! She was the perky fill-in for the dessert tray intern.
Posted by: John McLaughlin at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (6qErC)
Corey Lewandowski responded, "It's a big safe I have a lot of guns in it"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ivan Gotsasecret at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (786Ro)
There's a wave of bad humor here.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:40 PM (6qErC)
It is not incongruent with slow news day posts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:41 PM
What's the frequency, Al?
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (ejd/p)
I just found out my dad had an aunt named Roxey and an uncle named Chick. His grandparents siblings. He has no idea what uncle chick real name was, never heard it mentioned. But aunt Roxey wasn't a nickname. Twas her whole name.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (tH5fk)
But he likes farmers. He's "pro tractor".
There's an arc to this humor...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:42 PM (6qErC)
Which is getting asymptotically more strained.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (u//oP)
Then she wanted you and yours dead.
Never forget that.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (dkrmM)
We won then.
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Ciifn)
Eric Swalwell asked Corey Lewandowski if he always put notes in his safe that he took down for President Trump.
Corey Lewandowski responded, "It's a big safe I have a lot of guns in it"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (BqBId)
I'm surprised that didn't cause the Chamber to burst into flames.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Huey Lewis Likes the News at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (H8QX8)
The wedding invitations alone would have been freakin epic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019
*
*
Son of a gun. So Cokie was distantly related to William C.C. Claiborne? He was the first American governor of Lousy-ana. His name is all over the city. I fully expect one of these days that the SJWs will be crying that he was racist, and to change "Claiborne Avenue" to "Sharpton Boulevard" or something.
I plan to be far away from here when that happens.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ClOmq)
=====
Chick is usually short for Charles
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ytOd0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/y4pga2ln
Two drunk Amish guys pulled over while driving their pimped out carriage (with stereo). They fled the scene and are still at large.
Not really sure what the crime was. Worth it just for the pic of the stereo.
Posted by: Moxie Crimefighter at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (kQs4Y)
He fights.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (+m8Oo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (uLuPn
That's the opposite of love. Or at least adjacent to it.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (u//oP)
I thought her kids were Fentanillon and Methany.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)
The New York Times murdered Cokie Roberts in order to distract from its horrible botching of the "new" Kavanaugh "allegations".
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)
Not really sure what the crime was. Worth it just for the pic of the stereo.
=====
You can get a DUI in a buggy - anything with wheels.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (ytOd0)
These puns are getting so bad they're even funnier. That's the weird calculus of humor.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (H8QX
Irony and subverted expectations are integral to humor.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (+m8Oo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (6qErC)
Yeah, being an asshat is not news. Pretty much a given.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (6eEQ+)
Doesn't it have to be someone in the same vague job to count for this BS trope?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
Many have gotten a dui on a riding lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:44 PM (uLuPn
Can we call you Maurice?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
That was groan worthy.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM
Unpossible for the NYT to have done this. She's actually dead.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ejd/p)
What kind of searching do you do at 2000 mph?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (JQ18+)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (90T4r)
I wonder exactly when it dawned on Fat Nadler this hearing was a terrible idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (+m8Oo)
=========
"Grandpappy died at the tender age of 78 after more than 60 years of smoking 3 packs a day. Just think of how long he could have lived if he hadn't smoked!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (nFwvY)
Chick and Chuck in Charleston.
Posted by: kraken
Then on to Chattanooga.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (dkrmM)
You're no fun today. Have a Snickers (TM).
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Al Dingleberry at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (BRpqW)
--
You can get a DUI in a buggy - anything with wheels.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM
-------------------
Sleighs for the win!
Posted by: Amish Avenger at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ejd/p)
So she's really dead? And not nearly dead?
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Like to enlighten us
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (BqBId)
=========
He went in his pants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Joan d'Arclight at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (UFLLM)
And the Democrats are lying their asses off.
Another day ending in 'y'.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (ufFY8)
"I understood that reference!"
--Rian Johnson
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (4HMlb)
STOP IT!!!!! YOU ARE INVOKING DEMONS ON THIS THREAD!!! IN JESUS' NAME I CAST YOU OUT!!!!!
~ Arc Angle Gabriel
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Zombie Chick Hearn at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (786Ro)
What kind of searching do you do at 2000 mph?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
A quick one?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM
Most sincerely dead.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (ejd/p)
Then she wanted you and yours dead.
Never forget that.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:43 PM (dkrmM)
I choose to see all humans as God's beloved creation, no matter how much I disagree with them. So, for the most part, while I may not mourn them (I didn't know Mrs Roberts personally), I don't rejoice in anyone's death, and cancer is a terrible way to die.
I reserve my good riddance for the vilest of the vile, e.g., murderous dictators, terrorists and such, not mere political opponents.
YMMV
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (JQ18+)
----------
A whole fuck ton of square miles/minute!
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (5NMZN)
-
Many have gotten a dui on a riding lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (dkrmM)
--
My personal favorite is 10 year olds driving a golf cart on public roads in neighborhoods or beach areas and it not being a problem at all, but a middle aged guy with a buzz gets a DUI in the same golf cart.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (+m8Oo)
Leave it POS Sharp Tone to eulogize a person in such a manner.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
Many have gotten a dui on a riding lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:47 PM (dkrmM)
------
I should know this. A classmate got arrested for rollerskating downhill drunk (in a nun's habit while carrying a six-pack).
Is this not America?!?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (CQ3Qb)
Granted it's wiki, but it is interesting.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Ted Koppel at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
A quick one?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (dkrmM)
The technical term is a "shitload."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)
I dunno. No one is listening, no one is persuaded. One of the Dems wants Lewandowski charged with obstruction of congress (it's why Nixon was impeached!).
It's nice that the truth is also coming out at the same time, but the two sides do not listen to each other. Every cable channel will have good highlight reels.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (FNXDu)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM
Most sincerely dead.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (ejd/p)
Norwegian Blue dead..
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JackStraw
*******
Like to enlighten us
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
The bong is lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Kav at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (4HMlb)
I, too, have witnessed this sort of event.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (11Tx7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (uLuPn)
She's really most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 03:49 PM (4HMlb)
I, too, have witnessed this sort of event.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)
==========
Did it involve a sandworm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (QsCRW)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 17, 2019 03:50 PM (9hauA
--------
I take your point, but I view American scribblers no differently than the ones for Pravda or Der Sturmer.
Propagandists for tyrants, and nothing more.
While I won't dance on Cokie's grave, I haven't a kind word for the woman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (uLuPn)
Congress fails to pass these eminently sensible reforms for only one reason: the inordinate power of the gun lobby. But these reforms are clearly needed and legally sound...
https://tinyurl.com/y4jhq7l7
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (+m8Oo)
Is this not America?!?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Oh damn. That should win something.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (dkrmM)
like the Dolphin's D-line?
Posted by: Joan d'Arclight at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)
----
Yeah... you have to be hammered to ride a giant sandworm.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Lilliputian? minusculer? Holy s***, did you see that?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (6qErC)
I should know this. A classmate got arrested for rollerskating downhill drunk (in a nun's habit while carrying a six-pack).
1. drunk and disorderly
2. skating outside a skatepark
3. impersonating a nun
4. underage possession of alcohol
Posted by: you will respect my AU THORA TAY!!! at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (Zvfnr)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (BqBId)
My grandma in a tiny Missouri married a degenerate old reprobate who got busted DUI so often going to the bar that they yanked his license. So he drove his tractor into town to the bar and got pulled over on that, and they banned him from driving ANYTHING.
I drove him to the bar once in his big ol' car, with my driver's permit from Oregon. He bought me soda pop and wanted to play pool for drinks and nobody in the bar was having any. Apparently he was amazing with that pool cue.
But that made me laugh so hard, thinking that old dirtbag got caught driving a tractor to the bar. He was a horrible old guy but hilarious and easy to like, as most drunks are. He introduced all us boys to the concept of a "morphodite n-word whore" while fishing with us once.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (RU4sa)
I'm saddened to hear we much of the passing of legendary journalist Jessica Savitch. *attaches picture of Helen Thomas*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (JoUsr)
Interestingly Hale Boggs wiki states his belief in the deep state and
didn't believe in the "single bullet theory". That's paraphrasing, but
still an interesting bit of information about a man that disappears in
1972 during the Watergate events.
Granted it's wiki, but it is interesting.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (a4qVe)
He was also a rabid anti-desegregationist and one of the biggest oponents of Civil Rights.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
What was it we were saying about WWC yesterday? Because this is how that's done.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)
Congress fails to pass these eminently sensible reforms for only one reason: the inordinate power of the gun lobby. But these reforms are clearly needed and legally sound...
https://tinyurl.com/y4jhq7l7
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Wait until we reform the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)
I know this was said upthread but I didn't read. Stayed up all night on the couch with my dog who was acting like she'd been shot, screaming, wouldn't move back legs, trembling. Just got back from the vet, $90 later, she has a slight muscle strain.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
----
Why.... does he change it often?
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (uLuPn)
Corey Lewandowski just called Rep. Eric Swalwell "President Swalwell" in
reference to his failed presidential campaign where he polled at a
whopping 0%.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (BqBId)
That is some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (sjdRT)
The bong is lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (dkrmM)
Yeah, the lamp is lit.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (Ut9W7)
"Trump largely avoided another critical factor in explaining what moves people to violence: the growing role of the internet as instigator and incubator of hate speech in general and white nationalism in particular. "
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (+m8Oo)
They're worse. Most of Pravda's writers were working under duress. Ours whore voluntarily.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (H8QX8)
Cokie Roberts was another one of those people who outlived their time. Now that the Democratic party she served as a journalist is racing to full-bore fascism, she narrowly missed the show trial she would have been arraigned for for right-wing deviationism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (7rVsF)
2. skating outside a skatepark
3. impersonating a nun
4. underage possession of alcohol
Posted by: you will respect my AU THORA TAY!!! at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (Zvfnr)
---
In his defense - Navy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (kQs4Y)
------
Now that is a hate crime.
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (5NMZN)
COOOOOOKIE!!!
Posted by: The Cookie Monster at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (u//oP)
2. skating outside a skatepark
3. impersonating a nun
4. underage possession of alcohol
Posted by: you will respect my AU THORA TAY!!! at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (Zvfnr)
---
In his defense - Navy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (kQs4Y)
Ah, then add:
5. Snorkeling shipmates
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)
Cute enough, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK
OT, but did you get a call from Trump about that ammo thing???
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (Mo1SD)
The New York Times murdered Cokie Roberts in order to distract from its horrible botching of the "new" Kavanaugh "allegations".
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 17, 2019 03:46 PM (QsCRW)
It's not entirely unbelievable, LOL. More believable than some of the conspiracy theories the left has out there about the president.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (9hauA)
Whatever it is, it's drawing flies.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (uLuPn)
The folds of his skin suit are like bacteria-laden schmutz-cum-fromunda cheese petri dishes of putrefaction and halitosis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (XubWY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (M3Kbo)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
I wonder exactly when it dawned on Fat Nadler this hearing was a terrible idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Has that fat fuck gone to his contingency plan: have Michelle See You Next Tuesday Fields whine about her amputated arm?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
people to violence: the growing role of the internet as instigator and
incubator of hate speech in general and white nationalism in particular.
"
So the notion that anglo-europeans should be able to have "a place of their own", just like every other race on the planet, is "hate speech".
Well then fuck her with the barbed, engorged cock of Satan.
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
----
Why.... does he change it often?
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Today??? Tuesday, so " Spoiled Pork Roast"....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
all these SJW's today would be a whole lot better sort of people if they'd spent some time around an old coot like that when they were growing up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
Wonderful. I always enjoy hearing accounts of this.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (H8QX8)
My mom turned 98 on August 28. Still active and her mind is all there.
She was just giggling over the Cory Lewindowsky testimony. I've been
teaching her bad words, so she can call Nadler better stuff.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
Bless her.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Ciifn)
Cootie would have eagerly, breathlessly, rightously covered our long march into the camps.
She was a 33rd Degree ProgTard and loathed us and our beliefs with every ounce of her being.
Enjoy the pineapples, bitch.
Posted by: Astrolite A at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (UFLLM)
Hopefully that is all it is. I wish there was such a thing as a Dr Dolittle.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: dagny
Mazel tov!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Satan at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (uLuPn)
I hope someone is videotaping Corey's testimony. I would like to watch it.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (uLuPn)
It will be on CSPAN this evening, I believe.
I have it on CSPAN right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:57 PM (90T4r)
==========
I just burst out laughing. Now, I'm getting asked "What's so funny?"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bones at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (88+cf)
2. skating outside a skatepark
3. impersonating a nun
4. underage possession of alcohol
I'm still young enough to find that admirable
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:59 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)
That's entirely fair, IMO. If you didn't like what she did when she was alive, no need to make up nice stuff about her now she's dead. That would be dishonest.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 03:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 03:59 PM (cGqiy)
I have it on CSPAN right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (ufFY
We cut the cord, CSPAN no mas.
Maybe You Tube?
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:59 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
Angle of Death. Go with Angle of Death.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (0LxiW)
Bibi + allied partied combined = just short of majority.
Leftist + Arab parties combined = a few seats behind them
"kingmaker" party "Yisrael Beytenu" could put either over the top, depending on whom they coalitioned with.
Yisrael Beytenu is actually super right-wing and SHOULD join up with Bibi, but are pulling a power-play and refusing to do so, ina long-shot attempt to get THEIR guy into the prima minister's seat, even though they came in fourth-place overall.
Chaos.
And THIS, my friends, is why the parliamentary system sucks ass. They have, like, 35 political parties in Israel. They all fight, no one gets along, and now the government will be weak and flailing. for years.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
Amazing! Happy birthday to her.
You are so blessed to have her still with you.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (9hauA)
-------------
I pretty sure they can't ticket for that anymore. Or keep their job afterward if they do.
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)
Totenberg has a face for radio.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (YpRda)
======
Yes, we can all thank them for NPR, its propaganda and its drain on the American taxpayer.
Hell of a legacy, Cokie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (haWye)
The bong is lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (dkrmM)
After I retire, I am going to Colorado for that Rocky Mountain High.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (uLuPn)
They have, like, 35 political parties in Israel.
There's a political party for each member of the Knesset. Sometimes two.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019
No.
The box was opened already.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (88+cf)
Nina Totenberg was one of the first women on the national NPR news desk. I used to like to listen to her read transcripts from SCOTUS hearings until she stopped reporting and started commenting.
Posted by: Astrolite A at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (UFLLM)
Man, that Correia rant about that Glyer fellow (I don't know who these people are) reads like Ace talking about cucks. Poetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)
________________________________
Not to mention the Hobo urine reference...which always brings home the point.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (B8ni6)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2019 04:02 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 04:03 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
-----
Huh. Ours just took our beer and liquor. Never ratted us out tho...
I think in hindsight he didnt want us in toooo much trouble so he could take more of our beer and liquor from us next time.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Q3dyo)
What you've described is not entirely a feature of parliamentary systems, but it absolutely is a feature of any system based on so-called "proportional representation". But as most parliamentary systems are, indeed, based on "proportional representation", yeah, you get the regular shit-show like you see in Israel (this week) and Italy (since, like, forever).
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (77WPm)
The bong is lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 03:51 PM (dkrmM)
John is on munchies tonight. Repeat, John is on munchies tonight.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (jUYzd)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (Mo1SD)
So was her snizz one about which one could make mock?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
----------
Ours were SUPER crooked. They'd raid parties, charge everyone with MIP and start draining the keg - but if you took up a collection...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (0LxiW)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (uLuPn)
Well yeah what do you think they do with all that confiscated stuff?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fixerupper
No fooling. Why kill the golden goose that gets you freeze booze?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (dkrmM)
She was (still is?) on a weekly DC-based PBs roundtable show with Charles Krauthapper. She interrupted him every damn time he commented. It was pathological -- she could not let him finish a comment.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 03:59 PM (uLuPn)
Should be on CSPAN's website.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY8)
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/09/190916114030.htm
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:00 PM (0LxiW)
Cokie by far. Twatenberg looked and sounded like someone ripped a horrendous fart in an elevator.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (y7DUB)
I took her to the FDR memorial when it opened. Asked her if she wanted a picture with the Eleanor statue. She said, "No, I always hated that old lesbo." Thankfully there were only some school children there. Told her "dyke" would be a better choice in that sentence. So every so often she asks me what that word is that I use for Eleanor Roosevelt. She likes to use it for michelle but can't remember it well. But she remembers "Cory Lewindowsky?" SMH
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (nRWPy)
Zowie.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (koNhm)
You don't arrest some kid for doing something crazy and stupid, you take him home for his parents to beat his ass and then he doesn't do it again.
Used to be that the cops would do the beating themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (7rVsF)
Cute enough, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK
OT, but did you get a call from Trump about that ammo thing???
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 03:55 PM (90T4r)
No, I did email him though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
The cutesy name etc. along with people being terrified of what influence she had.
Journalists should not have influence other than their willingness to tell the truth once they discover it.
We come a long way and it's been down hill.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (cxIsI)
Well yeah what do you think they do with all that confiscated stuff?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
--------
Our Sheriff and Fire Chief would bust up the monthly drug take and sell it. Great couple of guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)
========
That's wonderful.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Al Jugzera at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (UFLLM)
*snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (dkrmM)
Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (0LxiW)
---
So women who are 65 should get their boobs chopped off?
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY
Thank you! You're not really that deplorable. You must be one of those adorable deplorables.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (uLuPn)
Cokie Roberts blazed the trail for Martha Raddatz by practically breaking down in tears on the air when one of the Bushes got elected."
Every time I hear Martha Raddatz on air she sounds as though she's in the throes of a depressive nervous breakdown. Which may indicate an underlying mental health problem that needs attention.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (mQBQH)
Posted by: Queef Olberman at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (4Eo4+)
And as to why the word "Boom" might have been used by someone above, could be that Corey Lewandowski called the Fake Russian collusion narrative "the greatest crime committed against the American people, in our generation if not ever". There is more to the quote than that, but you can probably find the entire quote someplace else.
Biggest laugh: Shelia Jackson went "off" on an angry rant and told Lewandowski to answer the question. He said "Please repeat the question. " saying that he didn't hear a question-just a rant.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Joey B at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (vrxD6)
It was truly odd how obvious she was and yet so revered. Hideous, lesbian, virulently anti-American, and beloved by so many even at the time. Very strange time in history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/y2f3p7hx
If you wanted to create a device where people would accidentally blow themselves up what would you creat that would be better than twitter?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
-----
Ugg.
We were chucking cans out of truck as we were getting pulled over once.
He actually chastised us for wasting beer.
Our small town cops were great. The sherrifs were pretty good with a couple exceptions.
State Patrol were TOTAL dicks.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (Ut9W7)
No one is allowed to KNOW she's 98.
---------
My great grandma lived to 104, but always looked twenty years younger than she was, and that's the story she told, and would stick to it.
She had a stable of "young" studs down at the McD's who had no idea of her true age.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (RU4sa)
------And uterus removed!
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (90T4r)
That is not something you want to hear a Kraken say.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (QkPts)
Posted by: zombie
..............
Yup..
and hey! I love your new pic! You've lost weight!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Hillary's Depends at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (90T4r)
Care to elaborate?
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (77WPm)
Weeeelll.... referencing the boobie chopping off thingy....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Speaking of Skin Suits:
Silence! The Musical (It Puts The Fucking Lotion In The Basket):
https://youtu.be/iPnQ77a1UVk
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Mo1SD)
*******
Heated bull semen blows lids off containers, sends firefighters into 'defensive mode' during massive blaze New York Daily News
*******
& that's NO BULL
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)
I hope bibi makes it.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (cxIsI)
-------------
Second look at the parliamentary system?
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (mQBQH)
She's seriously emotionally disturbed.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Al Jugzera at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (UFLLM)
https://tinyurl.com/y2f3p7hx
If you wanted to create a device where people would accidentally blow themselves up what would you creat that would be better than twitter?
Posted by: JackStraw
Of those Saids, yes. I thought this was a known thing?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
----
I know for a fact it went to his fridge and he hasnt bought beer since 1969.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (90T4r)
Ah. (tips cap and exits quietly)
Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:06 PM (RU4sa)
------And uterus removed!
Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (5NMZN)
---
Get right on it, when you guys, once y'all reach the age of 65, get your balls chopped off, ya know, to prevent testicular cancer.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (JQ18+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (BqBId)
revered. Hideous, lesbian, virulently anti-American, and beloved by so
many even at the time. Very strange time in history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Dorthy Day too. Commies both.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (nRWPy)
She was a raging ball of hate.
It's easy to believe Hillary channeled her.
Hillary was possessed by her.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (of+o8)
JAS, a lot of people are trying too damn hard to be funny on this one.That one there is genuine.
But you left out Mara Liasson. On the radio, I couldn't tell if that was one word.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (8ZmvG)
Not like I'm doing anything with them anyway, other than sitting on them once in a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: standfast24 at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (+9QGm)
She should've gone out in a spectacular way like-
diving off the Empire State Bldg wearing an explosive vest
into a giant, 20 feet in circumference Pecan Pie.
That way she would be remembered after 11:42am tomorrow morning.
If nothing else NYC sanitation would still be cleaning up Cokie and Pecan Pie.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (n8Jib)
As if the freaking VP candidate on the opposing ticket has not a teensy bit of bias whatsoever.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (u//oP)
Was this after you finished watching grass grow and before you were off to watch some paint dry?
If you want a real thrill you can do my taxes.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (9t0Zz)
She made advertisements for Studebaker.
There. I am done saying nice things about her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (8ZmvG)
Are they nuts? if the wrong guy gets in the country gets overun and will have to have everyone in the army.
What a dumb thing to have to vote for the government over. I thought he was getting challenged by the arabs.
Good grief.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (JQ18+)
So are magic bullets.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Ut9W7)
@TheRickWilson
1/ This is outrageous contempt. It isn't just that this scumbag Lewandowski is slapping the committee with it.
This is a test, and the Democrats are going to fail it. They're so bad at this it makes me cringe.
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
2/ How much insult and contempt to do you need? How much obstruction and evasion is enough?
Are you going to let this go? Of course you are.
Trump and the House GOP are playing nuclear hardball and you idiots are at high tea. They're not bound by law or norms.
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
3/ They're playing to Fox. You're playing to what, exactly?
This guy is in contempt. He has no privilege or immunity. He was always a private citizen.
It's not about Corey. It's about the total inability of the House majority to get down to nut-cutting.
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
4/ It's about the only line of defense in a threatened democracy being manned by a group of people who don't understand that until you cause Trump's shitheel minions actual pain, with penalties and consequences, they will act with impunity.
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
5/ Trump's enablers are building a TV drama for their team. That's why Gym, et al tear their hair out, spit, and caper on the stage. They understand this is a *reality show* now.
Do I have to do ALL of this for you?
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
6/ They've already won the day unless you provide a comparable *show*.
Taking his abuse and contempt and running these anodyne questions is pathetic. It's weak. It's *not exciting television.*
I don't care about the *legality* of "Sargent at arms, take that man into custody."
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1h
7/ I care about the *drama* and the visual. He's obviously in contempt.
By letting him escape the consequences of contempt, the House Democrats send the clear signal that ANYONE from the WH can slap them, spit on the floor and say, "Fuck you."
1
@TheRickWilson
8/ This is where the whole "IMPEACH!" crowd falls down.
You think THESE people are going to carry out some deus ex machina impeachment miracle when they can't even handle this bama dipshit Lewandowski?
FFS.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)
She made advertisements for Studebaker.
There. I am done saying nice things about her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM
I hear she was into wet hot nasty speed.
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (ju9gW)
FFS.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)
Wow. He needs to get hit hard, that bald fuck.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (ZCEU2)
*******
he is a Dick with Ears & harmless because he is a eunuch
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (BqBId)
tis the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: aelfheld at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (fpxQt)
Posted by: vivi at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (Ndje9)
Don't even get me started on her crooked-toothed lying husband, steve Roberts.
R.I.H.
Posted by: zefal at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (PzC9a)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0639 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0214 seconds, 587 records returned.
Page size 244 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)