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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/19)
Quote I
"I am resigning effective immediately from my position in CSAIL at MIT," "I am doing this due to pressure on MIT and me over a series of misunderstandings and mischaracterizations." Richard Stallman
Quote II
“It’s this idea that you are not your body. You are an extension of the power that created the whole universe. That’s drag. We are all God in drag,” he said. “And that is a radical thought for most people to envelope, because the ego says, ‘No. I am whatever it says on my driver’s license.” RuPaul
Quote III
"There's a good model for this in World War II, the home front efforts that regular Americans made regardless of their political leanings or their socioeconomic backgrounds, driving at 35 miles per hour," Foer said. "We had a 94 percent income tax, highest rate income tax. We had rations on foods and a really wonderful fireside chat that I could never imagine our president giving, but FDR gave at the time." Jonathan Safran Foer
Quote IV
“We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp.” Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI)
Ken Mulhollon is my kind of Educator. He did what somebody's father should have done a long time ago.
The mother of a student who was tackled by a football coach while running onto the field during a game earlier this month at Wilmot High School wants to see the coach fired, according to a report. The Kenosha News is reporting that Rebecca Langel would like the school to take action against the assistant coach who tackled her son after he and another student ran onto the field while the game was ongoing. Video of the incident, which was captured by a fan in attendance and shared on social media sites, including Barstool.com, shows the coach bringing down one student around his neck. The coach then dragged the student by his shirt for a few yards before escorting him over the bench area.Rebecca Langel should be ashamed of her son and her parenting skills. Great video of the event, you really should check it out.
Boy oh boy, this will be riveting television. Or not.
Pose actress and star of the next installment of American Horror Story Angelica Ross will host the national 2020 Presidential Candidate Forum on LGBTQ Issues. Confirmed to participate are Joe Biden, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg, Julián Castro, Tulsi Gabbard, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar, Joe Sestak, Elizabeth Warren and Marianne Williamson. The forum is presented by GLAAD, One Iowa, The Gazette and The Advocate and will be livestreamed from Coe College’s Sinclair Auditorium in Cedar Rapids, Iowa on September 20 at 7 P.M. CT. Country artist and contestant on season 11 of The Voice Billy Gilman is set to perform the National Anthem at the event.
Free "transitional drugs & hormone therapy. Free to low cost addadictome surgery and reduced clothing to help the new Trans. No word if the bath house scene will be cleaned up. How many shots will you drink when you hear the word homophobe?
In response to Beto O’Rourke’s “Hell, yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47” threat, a Tempe, Arizona gun store owner ran a “Beto Specials” promotion the next morning – selling out of both types of rifles by that afternoon. When O’Rourke made the claim during Thursday night’s Democrat presidential candidate debate, Alpha Dog Firearms Owner Matt Boggs was outraged, he says in an interview with The HolloNet: “I saw the comments that he made, and I was kinda like, ‘You know what: the Hell with this guy.’” Boggs said O’Rourke’s made determined to sell more guns – even if it meant losing money on them. So, the next morning he announced his “Beto Specials” on AR15 and AK47 rifles on his store’s Facebook page: Beto O'Rourke said "hell yes we're taking your AR's". Well Beto, we're discounting AR15's to such a low price that EVERY AMERICAN can afford one. How about the low low price of just $349.99? Yeah, that works. Available online only. Go to www.alphadogfirearmsaz.com and look for all our AR15 and AK47 deals under the BETO SPECIALS tab. Deals and discounts will be added fresh all day! Alpha Dog Firearms was so overwhelmed with customers – selling 200 rifles in two hours – that Boggs had to post an afternoon update on Facebook: UPDATE: SOLD OUT. More deals will be on the website soon. Y'all broke our internet today!!! Boggs and Alpha Dog Firearms are no strangers to colorful promotions. On Sunday, Alpha Dog hosted an “Area 51 Invasion Training” event at a local shooting range. “Come out to the Alien Shoot,” Boggs says in a Facebook video live from the event.I was speaking with an acquaintance one evening last week. We ended up talking about the whack jobs running for president. My friend basically said this, "I have one AR-15. I'm going to go out and buy 2 or 3 more just to piss them off."
I could have told you. And if you didn't believe me, you would have believed bluebell. Knives made of shit don't work. DUH.
Discouraged by the current era of fake news and alternative facts, Eren was inspired to recreate the frozen fecal knife from Wade's famous account as a way to illustrate the importance of data and scientific testing. He and his colleague, Michelle Bebber, decided to use their own feces for the experiments, rather than foisting the burden on some lowly graduate student. For eight days, Eren followed a diet rich in meats and fats, typical of what an Arctic diet would be: beef, turkey, salmon, perch, meatballs, sausages, salami, eggs, and the like. "It was tougher than I thought having that much protein and so many fatty acids exclusively," he said. Meanwhile, Bebber kept to her typical Western diet as a control: yogurt, lentils and rice, cheeseburgers, bagels and cream cheese, spaghetti, and so forth. Then they each collected and froze their feces whenever they had bowel movements. "It's funny, because we've got this amazing lab," said Eren, but for that week, "I'm not in the lab—I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces. It was sort of depressing."
The next generation of Wi-Fi has been trickling out over the past year, but this week, its launch is going to accelerate. The Wi-Fi Alliance, the organization that oversees implementation of the Wi-Fi standard, is launching its official Wi-Fi 6 certification program. That might sound boring, but it means the Wi-Fi 6 standard is truly ready to go, and tech companies will soon be able to advertise their products — mostly brand new ones — as certified to properly support Wi-Fi 6. Wi-Fi 6 includes a bunch of new technologies that combine together to make Wi-Fi more efficient. This is particularly important because of just how many devices we all have these days — it’s not unusual for a family to have a dozen or more gadgets all connected to a Wi-Fi network at once. “The home scenario today looks like the dense deployment of yesterday,” says Kevin Robinson, marketing leader for the Wi-Fi Alliance.
Moar Central Control from our Comrade Bernie. Spend, spend and control, control, control. This time housing.
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I–Vt.) has released an ambitious housing plan that stays true to the candidate's interventionist brand of democratic socialism. In a speech to trade union members in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Saturday, Sanders laid out his vision for tackling high housing costs, homelessness, and gentrification through a mix of nationwide rent control, increased federal spending on housing vouchers and public housing construction, and higher taxes on the wealthy. "I don't have to tell anyone in America that we have an affordable housing crisis in Nevada, in Vermont, and all over this country that must be addressed," Sanders said. "It is unacceptable to me that over 18 million families in America today are paying more than 50 percent of their limited incomes on housing." The most radical part of Sanders' plan is his call for a nationwide cap on rental prices above one and a half times the rate of inflation, or 3 percent, whichever is higher.
Don't f*ck with Mother Nature. Gene altered mosquitoes prove that Man isn't so superior after all.
On its surface, the plan was simple: gene-hack mosquitoes so their offspring immediately die, mix them with disease-spreading bugs in the wild, and watch the population drop off. Unfortunately, that didn't quite pan out.
The genetically-altered mosquitoes did mix with the wild population, and for a brief period the number of mosquitoes in Jacobino, Brazil did plummet, according to research published in Nature Scientific Reports last week. But 18 months later the population bounced right back up, New Atlas reports - and even worse, the new genetic hybrids may be even more resilient to future attempts to quell their numbers.
What should be an outrage, unfortunately happens every day.
Teen Who Shot Houston Cop Was Released Without Paying Bail After Carjacking The gunman who shot a Houston police officer multiple times during a violent crime spree on Sept. 12 had been released from jail on his own recognizance just days before the attack. Brandon Bell, 17, and two other teens were arrested for allegedly carjacking a woman at gunpoint at she was passing out campaign fliers on Sept. 2, KPRC reported. “‘Get out of the car,” he said, according to victim Tina Kingshill. “I got this gun and I will shoot you.” Bell also allegedly pointed the gun at another volunteer who was with Kingshill at the time.
Parents are increasingly turning to third-party gadgets to keep track of their children’s whereabouts, and Australian creators are jumping on the bandwagon. Junior versions of smartwatches – scaled-down models of the all-in-one wristband favoured by many adults – are being fashioned for children, mostly with limited features that only exist for safety, rather than surfing the web. Some offer the full breadth of the internet, while others restrict a child’s access to the bare minimum, like phone calls to pre-programmed numbers.
'I can see paradise by the dashboard light'. Not one but two Genius Award Winners.
FERNANDINA BEACH, Fla. - Deputies say a Florida couple arrested on suspicion of cycling under the influence on Friday the 13th didn't let that stop them from having sex in the back of a patrol car. This bizarre episode unfolded about 11:40 p.m. Friday night in Fernandina Beach, according to their arrest reports. A Nassau County deputy stopped the couple after they were nearly struck by a car they cut off while crossing South Fletcher Avenue. Smelling booze, the deputy placed both under arrest. Things took a sordid turn when the arresting deputy noticed the couple had shed their clothes and were starting to have sex in the back of his patrol car. When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.
A daredevil climbed a 30-foot electricity pole before accidentally shocking himself and plummeting to the ground. Tyler Uher had been drinking before performing the high-risk stunt in front of a crowd of student outside a house party near Ohio University, Athens, on Friday night. Footage shows the raucous crowd of students cheering as they look up at the man perched at the top of an electricity pole.
Expecting to find a vandal, this couple finds something completely different. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Great video.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No pickles or peanut butter were used in the manufacturing process of The ONT.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Bidens input plugs at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Eu98u)
DANG. Can't be the old Slapweasel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: wing at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN)
https://youtu.be/VaJatPReRCM
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (vyAun)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts !! at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: None shall pass at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
See? You made the huge mistake of hitting keys in the MIDDLE of the keyboard -- 5, 6 etc.
Stick with "a" and "q" with the left hand, while using the right hand to get the mouse to the "Post" button.
Reaching toward the middle cost you several seconds.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Casey Kasem's Ghost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (v3UCk)
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (tH5fk)
I saw that movie. "Mimic". (Only that was about cockroaches, and dead hoboes.)
Make way for dog-sized flying mosquitoes with lungs.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (axyOa)
Be very careful with Xanax, Dangergirl. Use that sparingly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh
yes, this is strictly on a "holy crap I think I'm going to die" basis
and I'm starting with half a pill to begin with if I ever need it.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (SRarZ)
In addition, I do not take opiates and if I ever decide to use the xanax (and I may not) there will be no alcohol.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (z8c2c)
"We had a 94 percent income tax, highest rate income tax. We had rations on foods and a really wonderful fireside chat that I could never imagine our president giving, but FDR gave at the time." Jonathan Safran Foer
We also had a thriving black market, labor strikes up the ying-yang, race riots and interned Japanese-Americans. Oh, and 400,000 dead and 700,000 wounded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
If you are into RPG gaming, in a world where Melkor rules the land, I can recommend the Midnight line by Fantasy Flight (I have probably noted this here before, but many many years ago). Don't watch the movie though, it is shit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Great idea. Show the democrats for exactly what they are. They should also have a special debate, hosted by some idiot celebrity, on everything we should be doing for illegal immigrants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
#2 shooting specifically wanted to shoot an AR and see what the fuss was about. Now she wants her own.
Well done Beto!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
News.
What? That's not him? So?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (PkVlr)
I don't know how Sam & Dave manage to keep up their juice through that song with that frozen audience. MAN, wypipo was staid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Miklos, tres amusee at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
You mean Beto? Yeah, he's kind of a doofus.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (axyOa)
Jonathan Safran Foer did not - repeat, not - pilot a B-17 in the Eighth Air Force, attack shipping in a US Navy sub or serve as a platoon lieutenant on Okinawa.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (7rVsF)
Oh man, I cannot wait for the homocrat town hall debate love-in.
"You see, when I was up on that divin board, people were checkin me out, lookin at me, down there too, and I was proud of it, ok with it. It's OK if a man is attracted to another man, I had a great relashinp with Barack Obama. I loved him dearly, like I would any man, in that kinda way. But you gotta be ok with it is what I'm tryinta say. It's ok for a man to kiss another man in public. I did it once, guy by the name of Frankie, queer kid who sang in the local barbershop quartet. BYOOTIFUL kid, had great eyelashes! Also had a great ass, let me tell you!"
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)
Please, please, do NOT mix alcohol with almost any anti-anxiety or sleep aid drug, really bad things can happen. Read the consumer information, then read it again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Locarno at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (3WLXg)
I am going to go on a limb here and guess those were Democrat flyers aligned with the Black Lives Matter movement.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)
And, more than five decades after we lost those four innocent girls we
must acknowledge that there can be no realization of the American dream
-- without grappling with the original sin of slavery.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
You mean Beto? Yeah, he's kind of a doofus.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)
That was Beto? I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.
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Naked dude knocks deputy down and escapes custody? Was that Deputy Jim Dangle?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (axyOa)
Why for the love of God do people have to fuck with mosquito DNA??????
Posted by: eleven
Eating peanut butter and pickle Twinkies will mess your mind up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (aKsyK)
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Xanax is a very good anti-anxiety drug, but that's what makes it so dangerous. It has a short half-life. It takes effect quickly, but then wears off quickly as well. That's what makes it so dangerous.
Your brain builds tolerance to it with use, and that shifts the equilibrium to the "stimulated" side.
Without the drug, you freak out, and you're dependent on it.
Xanax is one of the easiest to do this with. It's very good for stopping panic attacks and calming the brain down, but very dangerous.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (NqiHX)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (m3tRO)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Miklos, vaping Xanax at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (m3tRO)
anti-anxiety or sleep aid drug, really bad things can happen. Read the
consumer information, then read it again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (BiNEL)
Never do, my friend. Never do. Never had an anti-anxiety drug before and don't take sleep aids either. If I do ever need to take this xanax thing, it will be in early/mid afternoon and I can assure you there will be no drinking. I may be dumb, but I ain't no dummy.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (NqiHX)
"We are all God in drag." No. Just no. But you go ahead, RuPaul.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (64MP/)
Posted by: Miklos, playing some weird version of Marco Polo at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
...and RuPaul is still as stupid as I thought he was.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Use it the way your provider advised.
You'll be fine.
The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
If you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (NqiHX)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ZqRa6)
travis4houston.com/our-vision-1
I pretty much called it.
Fight Crime.
All too often, our elected officials have mistaken policies that are hard on people for policies that are tough on crime. As a result, our city has sometimes accidentally encouraged crime instead of solving it.
The best answers to crimes are the programs that prevent it in the first place: housing, education and healthcare. To meet those needs, we must re-examine our ordinances limiting opportunities for both people affected by crime and those who are coming out of the system seeking to rebuild their lives and contribute to our city. We must make decisions backed up by not only data, but also real conversations in our own neighborhoods about community policing and compassionate criminal justice reform that better honors our humanity
I hate being right.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)
God knows, she's not smart or decent enough to be given power over more than the spending money I give her in exchange for sex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (LSthO)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (m3tRO)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRarZ)
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)
Seriously? I have to have a boarding pass.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)
If you're on time, you're late.
Posted by: ALH
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Dad!?
(LOL)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)
If you're on time, you're late.
Posted by: ALH
Always be closing.
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (tH5fk)
I mean, how do you make a joke about that? The headline IS the punchline.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)
No windows. Complete privacy.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)
*snort* Thank you, I needed that.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (SRarZ)
Use it the way your provider advised.
You'll be fine.
The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2
I have a prescription for Xanax. One bottle of 30 usually last me 1 to 2 years. I'll take 1/2 of a pill if I absolutely can't fall asleep. I can't take other sleep medication, because it makes me groggy in the morning. It's great for falling asleep.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
I walked into the bedroom and the wife said, "Saturday Night, joke?", I said no, it's not Saturday night.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (Rz2Nc)
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)
No kidding. It's the only way I fly too. Otherwise I get all panicky about all the little switches and dials and shit. What are those things for, anyway? Why is that one flashing? Is it good, that it does that?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (ZqRa6)
See? You made the huge mistake of hitting keys in the MIDDLE of the keyboard -- 5, 6 etc.
Stick with "a" and "q" with the left hand, while using the right hand to get the mouse to the "Post" button.
Reaching toward the middle cost you several seconds.
Posted by: zombie
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I don't think ANYONE stands a chance when Slapweasel is F5-ing away with his poast all Ctrl-C'd and ready to go.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (13CQC)
You have always had the power to go back to the Top Spot!
Posted by: Miklos, Good Witch Glinda-like at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Cheez-Its and Pizza Hut are combining forces to create a snack that nobody expected.
Pizza Hut and Kellogg's have collaborated to create Stuffed Cheez-Its Pizza, a new snack that will launched in Pizza Huts nationwide Tuesday.
Each "pizza" is four giant crackers filled with cheese or cheese and pepperoni, Today reported. It also comes with marinara dipping sauce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tony Hawk at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (BLxCS)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)
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You two girls are adults, read only reputable sites (Mayo Clinic) and take that as very conservative toe the party line.
And get you asses to the Doc and get some anti-anxiety meds and use them. And xanax will help stop an anxiety attack after it's started.
Just experiment, get your script, start low and see what works. What works is your base line. Try to keep it there.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (64MP/)
Though dumb, I think RuPaul actually captures the heart of the tranny movement right there. What it's always been about, really, is claiming to be the master of reality, remaking male and female according to one's own desires. How much difference is there, in the end, between that statement and the claims made by many going under the knife, that "God made a mistake and I'm fixing it"?
See Genesis 3 for more info.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: hogmartin
Wait until we're beaming you down to the planet.
Disassemble your body ....reassemble it 2000 miles away!
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)
I use mine for airplanes and dealing with my ex husband. Now that the kids are adults, that's never, so I'm good.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PkVlr)
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Whoa! I want me some of that sweet stuff!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (SRarZ)
There is a lot of hysteria about these drugs, but most of it is misplaced.
Take it as directed and you will be fine.
I used to take the red-eye from SFO to NWR a lot, and a friend gave me Zanax to help me sleep. It worked nicely to take the edge off, and I never had any problems.
Obviously that is anecdotal, but.most.people have no problems with it...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)
No kidding. It's the only way I fly too. Otherwise I get all panicky about all the little switches and dials and shit. What are those things for, anyway? Why is that one flashing? Is it good, that it does that?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
I'm always completely sober when I fly. I want to have my wits about me when we crash.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRarZ)
* * * *
Prayers up, DangerGIrl!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (64MP/)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (6OoFY)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)
Alternately, Ecclesiastes 7:13
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)
Why for the love of God do people have to fuck with mosquito DNA??????
Posted by: eleven
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Don't worry, they're gonna get it right when they do T-Rexes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (13CQC)
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)
Seriously? I have to have a boarding pass.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)
Bwa ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (LSthO)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (m3tRO)
-Posted by: Miklos, Good Witch Glinda-like at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
I know that. It is nice to remind others, every now & again. I just don't want to do it constantly because it looks like I'm bragging.
*shines fingernails*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)
Pro Tip: get some support stockings from the pharmacy to keep your feet from swelling.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (NqiHX)
In drag, we have a facade where we try to pass what we are at our core with makeup and dress--artificial appearance enhancements to target a look which is to represent whatever we are behind it, as who we are.
We are not God. That is not our core. A segment of our core is an "image of God" a reflection of who and what God is. We are not specifically a weak reflection. We are blessed by God's choice to put a weak reflection of himself in what we are in particular.
But the person in drag is either compelled to continue in drag, or he or she could perhaps choose to reject the trappings of drag to express themselves, choosing emancipation from expressing themselves as a sexual object of the opposite sex.
It is to our benefit--as integral to who we are--that God has willed a separate expression. We do not have the Will of God in our power, but we can choose the will of God, just like we can choose to don or abandon the manufactured appearance.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Take it as directed and you will be fine.
I keep saying that, but nooooo
Posted by: raimondo's pharmacist at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)
My advice? Get up and walk a bit, if you can. I've had to do 9-hour flights multiple times, and about halfway through you will start to feel it. Trust me, you do not want to suddenly stand up and grab your bags after sitting wedged into your seat for 9 hours continuously.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)
I walked into the bedroom and the wife said, "Saturday Night, joke?", I said no, it's not Saturday night.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (Rz2Nc)
Thanks,
Pressure is on for Saturday night now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
of course, some day I'll have that heart attack and they'll find me dead with my clenched fists and clenched teeth and the coroner will say, "oh well, just another guy who thought he was having a panic attack. Gimme another fig newton, will ya..?"
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Ut9W7)
But we'll overlook that, in light of the rest of your pirate credentials.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)
Yeah believe it or not I have thought about that. I worry about my back more than anything. I doubt I'll be able to move when the plane lands.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (NqiHX)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (NqiHX)
When my knee was fixed nurse gave me an extra; said, you can use them when you fly. I do.
They are long, all the way up.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (SRarZ)
We are discrete beings, although we can be lured to see ourselves through fetishes.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (UFLLM)
I've got Comcast/Xfinity cable broadband internet, and it is very very reliable. Currently paying $91/mo. Trouble is, they raise the price every year. I asked them if I could unbundle the cable TV, since I don't watch or own a TV. They said yes, sure, but internet-only service costs MORE than the TV/internet bundle.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (mk9aG)
ob. youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)
When we went to the Trump rally last year in Macon, I wore my support hose. We stood at least 9 hours on hard concrete, and I did fine because of those hose.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (NqiHX)
I appreciate it more than you know.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: The NPC who says Boofman Bad at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)
night all.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ZqRa6)
I went for a brisk walk, kind of a cardiac stress test and when I didn't die on the street, I went home and turned off all the lights and sat and looked out the window. I pet my cat. I prayed the rosary. And I waited it out.
It was ok in about a half hour.
Scary. But I did it.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (PkVlr)
prolly too busy washing out her mouth to get to her face
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (AQBtr)
But I might give one a try. After all, on occasion I enjoy a peanut butter, mayonnaise (Miracle Whip), and either pickle or lettuce sandwich. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:34 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM
Extra points for catching what I totally did not do deliberately!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (mk9aG)
IIRC, Mediacom offers a lot of deals where internet (or internet/phone service) is offered a lot cheaper than internet/phone/TV bundles. I think they're actively trying to discourage people from purchasing TV, which is an...odd approach, but whatever.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (2PXwn)
It was ok in about a half hour.
Scary. But I did it.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (PkVlr)
I occasionally have panic attacks right as I'm falling asleep. I have no idea what causes it. It's hideous.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (SRarZ)
If you drink often enough to know your capacities then it's no different on a plane. If you enjoy mimosas on the ground you'll enjoy them on the plane. You know when to pass.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (gdfZ0)
Delta: "Yes, of course, and you can board early."
Me: "We won't need them to get on."
Posted by: Miklos, High Flyer at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
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Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
War on Poverty = Buying Votes with Taxpayer Money
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Niece's wedding is this Saturday, so you have an extra week to come up with a really good one!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)
You're awfully sweet, can't we just curl up and look out the window together?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (PkVlr)
*snorts*
No big deal.
*THUD*
Posted by: Insomniac
I like the Hungarian name for diazepam.
Seduxen
Posted by: Miklos, sitting sedately at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)
Did you make that sammich while taking Xanax and drinking?
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (m3tRO)
It's not like it's zolpidem. That one, you might have a magical reaction to without any warning, and your friends/family/neighbors will have some stories to tell you about your surreal adventures afterwards.
Mind you, the government lists both the mildly addictive benzodiazepate (Xanax) and the GABA antagonist that has a fair number of the patients tripping balls (Ambien/zolpidem) as C-IV controlled drugs, so I can see where people would get worried. But one of these is not like the other.
Posted by: Locarno at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (3WLXg)
I "did not like" both.
May be time to cancel.
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
https://stoatnet.org/vroom.png
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:39 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 10:39 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)
Did you make that sammich while taking Xanax and drinking?
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (m3tRO)
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Of course not! These tasty morsels are best consumed while sober! They just sound like a drunk-wich.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (64MP/)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Miklostowoc Minute at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
You're awfully sweet, can't we just curl up and look out the window together?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (PkVlr)
I find this most agreeable. Though I'm thrown off by the lack of pouncing. I'm feeling a bit off balance now...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:41 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)
Wait for the boss in the parking lot. With a baseball bat.
For sleep, have you tried melatonin or GABA? Both over the counter, and work fairly well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)
You know, all the other kids on both teams have to go to practice, sacrifice time and energy and effort to get out on that field to play ball.
Managers have to round up water bottles, gear and equipment. Band members have to practice and learn to play and march in time.
And here shows up Twinkledick McJackass thinking he'll be a friggin' comedian and go interrupting what other people are doing so that he can be Captain Clown in front of the school.
But f*ck him. Why should he get to twit around like a little fairy grabbing his limelight? He's done nothing to earn it. So yeah, you wanna be the Clown Fairy Princess there Twinkledick? Well the coach just helped you turn Clown Fairy Princess for the whole country.
And somebody ought to slap Twinkledick's mom, defile her organic yogurt with veracity and wipe their junk off on her favorite throw-pillow.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:42 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Jewells45
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Xanax...and a bibb to catch the drool.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 10:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: davidt
Here's a lovely song for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1b_D4pLu4
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miklos Ramone, wanting to be sedated at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)
Oh Lin-duh. I will pray for you. I've been in similar situations in the past and I have a good idea how awful it is.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
"the people perceiving us as partisan.the greatest threat to the judiciary"
Not the judiciary being partisan
scratches cow of the list
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:44 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (7WaWV)
Pressure is on for Saturday night now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Be funny my friend.
Posted by: Guy that drinks Dos Equis at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (zHhW4)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (flINI)
12 months of platinum subscription privileges for that comment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
*tries to chuckle, not enough en..er..gy*
Posted by: Miklos, DIY vaper at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
And still, so many people walking around.
How can it be?
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (Ut9W7)
Also, I am looking forward to Chelsea Handler's next special about Jewish privilege, given she's half Jewish as well.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)
Colonoscopist administered midazolam and fentanyl, which is _heavenly_. It's almost worth scheduling a colonoscopy just to get the high. Asked for a doggie bag, but they hear that joke every day, so no big laffs, just a titter.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (m3tRO)
*wiggles butt*
*feints left*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (PkVlr)
*THWUMPH*
Errrrrk...caught me totally off guard!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Who bitch this is?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Miklos Ramone, wanting to be sedated at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
lol
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Coach Miklos at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
almost any kind of pain, they would knock out
alas, no more
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:49 PM (AQBtr)
Do it! Esp if you have HR on your side. Shaft the sucker.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (mk9aG)
God made you, and He made you a man.
Thumbing your nose at God doesn't put you above Him.
I guess taping your dick up between your parts cuts off the blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (mk9aG)
Can you dig it?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (UUBmN)
https://tinyurl.com/y3nvro9g
https://tinyurl.com/y6bewswa
https://tinyurl.com/y4uf4bw5
https://tinyurl.com/y4hn8z7o
https://tinyurl.com/y42hc3t2
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (o1fzk)
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Agree. I've liked a surprising amount of Firefall.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (UUBmN)
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4:30? Pffft.
I have a strict personal policy about being out of bed no later than noon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Come, Kyrsten. Give in to your emotions. Join the Dark Side where blondes with thigh high leather boots are most welcome.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (zXlV/)
https://tinyurl.com/yxt3w63s
https://tinyurl.com/yxoke8ap
https://tinyurl.com/y52ypdrs
https://tinyurl.com/yxta5e92
https://tinyurl.com/y4e7owaa
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
tcn, excellent. RuPaul is just another celeb who's let all the fame and acclaim goes straight to his/her/its head.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)
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Ah, piss on her.
Posted by: A former boyfriend at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (UUBmN)
That is terrible. No one should have the power to make a coworker or subordinate feel that way without cause.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero
Me too. Very strict.
The time zone part is somewhat flexible.
Posted by: Miklos, a creature of habit at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
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Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Am I the only one who thinks that that quote would have been great on the previous poop shaming thread.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I won't ask which one.
Posted by: Miklos, not speculating at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Her Majesty had trouble with nausea, nerve pain and diverticulitis. I took her to the surgeon for her scheduled follow up yesterday and she was almost tearful in her misery (and she's one tough woman).
The doctor adjusted, restarted and prescribed her medication and she had a much, much better day. Her pain went down and her appetite returned. The Lyrica makes her a little unsteady but that's a small price to pay.
It's been a very hard recovery but her knee is doing remarkably well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)
Tonight covered a lot, but the focus was Hank Williams. Hard to think of a life more talented and tragic than his - and when I look at his pictures, he always looks 20 years older than he was. He sang and wrote like he was about 100 years older than he was, I think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 17, 2019 10:56 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Miklos, need better acid for this at September 17, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
(Xanax) and the GABA antagonist that has a fair number of the patients
tripping balls (Ambien/zolpidem) as C-IV controlled drugs, so I can see
where people would get worried. But one of these is not like the other.
Wrong-ish.
BOTH are highly psychologically addictive. Xanax in particular is notorious for the severe junkie like behaviors of those poor souls addicted to it; Ambien junkies show similar though lesser addictive behaviors at the risk of considerably higher rates of dissociation behaviors while under the influence.
BOTH are dangerous, and should be removed from the market, albeit for slightly different but overlapping reasons. Other drugs in theor classes are problematic but these two are dangerous even when used correctly.
I spent 6 months last year supervising the weaning off of 3000 THREE THOUSAND patients off these two meds. 3 fucking thousand.
50% managed, 50% went to the street for it or what they were told was the drug, or disappeared out of the system. Several died for various reasons.
Get off these meds. DON'T just quit, get supervised weaning off over weeks to months. The longer you were on them the longer it takes the average person to come off.
There are alternatives. The great anxiety patients feel at even discussing changing these meds is absolutely the addition speaking.
Get help to get off.
Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (UFLLM)
Yeah, baby.
Yes, we need to do something to honor this man for his selfless service to the Horde.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (f1Vqw)
I "did not like" both.
May be time to cancel.
Posted by: LASue
Has it ever been announced that Chelsea Handler went to rehab? Whenever I see a photo of her, I think "junkie". She has that substance abuse look about her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
She stopped getting Obamacare when Trump won because, she said, "Republicans will just take it away from me." TDS does real harm to people.
During her last panic attack, she begged me to shoot her. I can't tell you how devastating it is to have somebody you love ask you to shoot them. It took a year off my life expectancy, and I had enough.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG)
If drag costs himher something, then heshe can just stop doing it. We cost the Lord something to be.
Yet, he is made perfect in our weakness, meanwhile, RuPaul is made neurotic in drag.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:59 PM (ruxHp)
My values call for a medium rare New York strip, steak fries, broccoli in cheese sauce. Followed by cookies and cream ice cream. Or maybe a New York style cheese cake. Cut yourself a slice, then pass the rest to me.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:00 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
If he'd been injured by a team member because he went on the field during a game, she'd have sued the school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)
I'm glad she's doing better!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Sheriff Kavanaugh at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)
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That's good news! Glad the meds have been adjusted and are working much better too. Prayers continue.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (64MP/)
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:00 PM (MwFQu)
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I had a medium rare T-bone and sauteed mushrooms and asparagus earlier tonight.
Nothing like expressing one's values.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (ruxHp)
Thankfully, nobody gives a damn about the very dysfunctional Pittsburgh Pirates. Everybody needs fired. EVERYBODY!!!! I'm not sure anybody is in actual control of this organization. It's a mess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (pH4jl)
So, that pretty much disqualifies hit-and-run Beto, right?
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)
I'll be praying for you. Sometimes people like that screw themselves out of a job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:05 PM (Bf3hj)
There is wisdom in these words, please listen to them. I have seen horrible things I attribute to the initial prescription use of these drugs
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL)
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (ruxHp)
Prayers up for you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Miklos, sitting sedately at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Sounds like it would sedate an ox.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (xG/b0)
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
"What was the last thing that went through President Kennedy's head?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (7rVsF)
Work sucks canal water. Dilbert is non-fiction. I _am_ Frank Grimes from the Simpsons. I've been retired for three years, and I'll never take sh!t off anybody ever again.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (mk9aG)
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
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I pontificate at least twice a week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (ZYB2s)
Yeah, like she's ever been treated like a prostitute.
There are enough real problems without these idiots fantasizing that they're abused.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:10 PM (Ut9W7)
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
He was thinking "Damn they got big mosquito's down here in Texas."
Posted by: Still Too Soon? at September 17, 2019 11:10 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Pope Frankie the Red at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (ZYB2s)
I stopped raping years ago, and still the women complain. I freed all my slaves in 1982, yet still the PoCs complain.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Pope Miklos I at September 17, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2019 11:12 PM (a4EWo)
Because Clinton set the standard for the military on loan.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ruxHp)
There are enough real problems without these idiots fantasizing that they're abused.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
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Do yourself a favor and don't ask Lizzie Warren about the Trail of Tears.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ruxHp)
I note you use the present tense.
Posted by: Miklos in some serious street threads at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
You would think being your own boss would fix that, but then you find yourself squished in a cosmic fuck-vise, between vendors who don't deliver, and customers who don't pay.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG)
So, that pretty much
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (
FTFY
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pope Frankie the Red at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (ZYB2s)
Normal people call that 'taking a dump every damn day'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Cicero
*Looks up "faculty lounge" in the Urban Dictionary*
That girl nasty.
Posted by: Miklos, wouldn't pay for it at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (1g7ch)
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The media really needs to stop drinking.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (ruxHp)
I was looking around at the latest stuff on Xanax (and benzos in general), and here's a 2018 paper on Xanax:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/
PMC5846112/
(remove line feed).
"Its clinical use has been a point of contention as most addiction specialists consider it to be highly addictive, given its unique psychodynamic properties which limit its clinical usefulness, whereas many primary care physicians continue to prescribe it for longer periods than recommended. "
It's an interesting paper.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (Ut9W7)
When I think of Democrats, I think 'commie rat bastards'. No one has proved me wrong yet.
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
*******
It never ends...
Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (ASbaS)
Posted by: Miklos, third shift bellhop at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
He let the Cherokee tale their slaves with them on the trip.
Chief said, hey man I ain't hauling that luggage.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:18 PM (Ut9W7)
With the tight labor market, it's hard to find good valets.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:19 PM (mk9aG)
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Is that the same Nathan's of hot dog fame?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 11:19 PM (aKsyK)
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
"What was the last thing that went through President Kennedy's head?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Good one. I snorted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
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First, it is not clear that President Trump offered command of the U.S. military to Saudi Arabia, and it is hard to imagine him doing so. A more reasonable interpretation of Trump’s tweet was simply that he would be consulting with an important American ally about an attack that is suspected to be the work of an American enemy — or, at least, the work of one of its proxies.
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So more D-Emo reaction.
I had thought higher of you, Tulsi. But I guess there is a reason you're a D-Emo.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (ruxHp)
You couldn't make some of that shit up.Vasquez has turned out to be a huge problem.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (EO/G3)
I will try them! I assume they are already breaded and fried, or are they just sliced raw frozen onions?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:21 PM (mk9aG)
Sander Vanocur, a television newsman who for decades covered momentous events from political campaigns to assassinations, the Vietnam War to the civil rights movement, has died, his son said Tuesday.
Vanocur died Monday night in Santa Barbara, California, said Chris Vanocur. He was 91. He had been dealing with dementia in recent years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: gp
Ready to go in either oil or toaster oven.
Posted by: Miklos, also endorsing at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Ut9W7)
I always viewed it as the Clintons set substandards!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)
Sander Vanocur, a television newsman who for decades covered momentous events from political campaigns to assassinations, the Vietnam War to the civil rights movement, has died, his son said Tuesday.
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Katie Couric just dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (ZYB2s)
I actually agree with Tulsi to the extent that I could give a rat's ass about SA oil fields or their dictatorship.
But then she has to go all "you are placing us under their control" hyperbolic, which she knows to be completely false, and she lost me.
Lefties can never just make a cogent point and leave it at that. They always have to make a f*cking dog and pony show.
So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)
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Mistakes were made.
Posted by: The Unofficial Motto of the Clinton Regime at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
Phone book delivered today.
Didn't know they still made such a thing.
First time in DECADES there was no ambulance chasing scum advertising on the back cover.
Has really good info on parks, family activities, events calendar, hunting/fishing dates, even a reverse look up in it.
Knock me over with a feather.
Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:25 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (UFLLM)
Back atcha!
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:25 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Miklos, it cannot be unseen at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
I like fried foods (who doesn't?) but I don't want to mess with deep-frying in my kitchen. I will def try them!
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (mk9aG)
From what I've seen on PD Live, they hesitate to touch the naked perps.
Also it takes a few minutes to put on the latex gloves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (+lVUW)
Nothing like expressing one's values.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (ruxHp)
Sounds good. 'cept for the 'sparagras.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (MwFQu)
So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)
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When the government doesn't adopt their preferred metal-base for money, it has long crucified them on a CROSS OF GOLD!!
They have been demagoguing soo long that anything sub-Nazi doesn't even budge the needle.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Is that the same Nathan's of hot dog fame?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Seems to be.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (+lVUW)
Tugsi is simply obeying the instructions of her Syrian/Iranian masters to undercut SA/Trump.
She is beholden to Syrian style Islamofascism in particular.
An NSA Forensic Accountant would have a field day with her.
Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Yep, depending on where you put them.
Posted by: Miklos, safety first at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I've been trying to get tradespeople/handymen using Thumbtack, HomeAdvisor, etc online. What a joke. I'm ready to try the Yellow Pages again.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:28 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
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Never saw that much in Lewandowski...until he addressed "President Swallwell".
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:28 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
He pawned Swallowell and the hat from Houston. And tweeted his NH Senate campaign website. The Houston Hat rambled on, then demanded he answer a question she never asked.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (MwFQu)
Now Navin won't shut the hell up.
Posted by: Miklos, also famous at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
You get grease build-up on everything: walls, ceilings, cabinet doors. Not for me.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Yes, I think WZ has a extract worth reading
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mill any ill at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (3sWw5)
But then she has to go all "you are placing us under their control" hyperbolic, which she knows to be completely false, and she lost me.
Lefties can never just make a cogent point and leave it at that. They always have to make a f*cking dog and pony show.
So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)
She just needs to get the gutters cleaned.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (1g7ch)
I will try them! I assume they are already breaded and fried, or are they just sliced raw frozen onions?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand
Yeah, they're breaded and fried, so you heat them in the oven. I preheat the oven to 420º, put them on some aluminum foil on a cookie sheet, and bake them a few minutes per side.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)
I understand completely. I have one foot out the door of my current job while doing preliminary on boarding for another. Between the paper work (Fed Contractor with security clearance) and trying to not lose my mind at the dysfunctional super duper classified time travelling Unicorn Facility, sleep has been troublesome. Plus, I work 12 hour mids so my sleep is already screwy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (pH4jl)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (Bf3hj)
We have an 'air fryer' which is really just a hot air convection oven in compact form.
Supposedly you add a teaspoon or two of oil when cooking whatever. We never do, there seems to be enough in the fan system after a few uses.
It's not perfect. Sweet potato fries for example aren't that great. Hell on wheels for getting crispy skins on brats, panko shrimp, onion rings and such though.
Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (UFLLM)
I mean if that passed a judge, we need a new republic!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)
Beto is not real.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker -
It is.
Guy's name is Scott Sterling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (1g7ch)
........
That does tend to change their perspective a bit, in my experience.
But something tells me the reprieve would be temporary and fleeting at best.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (pyXW1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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May his name be forgotten!
Posted by: The Democrat Body at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (ruxHp)
Lefty hack. Canal duty would have been too good for him.
Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists
I saw him speak when I was in college. The main thing I remember is his making excuses for the Soviet Union.At that time I also had a professor who had been an immigrant from Soviet Estonia. He wasn't so positive about the commies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
If you're gonna fry, do it like God intended, in hot oil.
I've got Miley well trained with the deep fryer now. She made some catfish and okra, and boy was that good.
Plus some green beans that my pitiful deer-ruined bean plants managed to put on. Pitiful, but it made enough for two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)
the only way that video could be better would be if the skateboard landed on its tip and then it spiked him in the nads as he came down on it. kinda like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIABDLpCQM
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)
Here's the stupid part...the neighbor parents and now giving my wife and I the silent treatment too. We aren't BFFs or anything but we hang out every now and then shoot the shit on the front lawn that kind of thing. Over the past 2 weeks or so since "the incident" it's like we don't even exist.
Some people never leave their high school ways I guess. It shouldn't bother me but it does. Not because I'm being "dissed" or whatever, but because it annoys me how fucked up people can be.
ugh..I keep saying we need to move away to a secluded 30 acre piece of land somewhere so I don't have to interact with humans anymore, LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:37 PM (ruxHp)
Lefty hack. Canal duty would have been too good for him.
Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists
I saw him speak when I was in college. The main thing I remember is his making excuses for the Soviet Union.At that time I also had a professor who had been an immigrant from Soviet Estonia. He wasn't so positive about the commies.
Offer him the opportunity to become a udarnik. I'm not sure where in North America we could find proper Kolmya like conditions, though.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:37 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)
I made some stir fried green beans the other day (par boiled them first) and they were delicious!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (mk9aG)
That Twinkie isn't real...is it??
Posted by: SMH
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No. Twinkie enjoys trolling, and they dragged this one out for a couple of days before revealing that their new Twinkie flavors would NOT include peanut butter and pickles.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (13CQC)
Proper fried catfish and okra sounds SO GOOD. Some rice swimming in cajun butter. Cornbread with more butter and honey. New pants with larger waistline.
Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (UFLLM)
My father used to have a fit at the mention of Sander Vanocur (Van Okra?).
He was part of the Kennedy cult, that cult of "journalists" around JFK, who made him out to be a god.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (f1Vqw)
Another popular food that trolls a bit is Steak-umm. Hilarious twitter account.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 11:40 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 11:41 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:41 PM (mk9aG)
https://tinyurl.com/y3vw7udh
I know a few people that have had really, really good results with it.
Posted by: shibumi, posting from house selling hell at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: gp
Nobody needs that many kinds of onion rings!
Posted by: Bernie, at one of his dachas at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (pH4jl)
I hate to be a contrarian, but in the part of the south that I am from, okra was not intended by God to be deep fried.
Rather it shall be breaded lightly in cornmeal and cast-iron skillet fried until nearly burnt in lard, thus sayeth the Lord.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (pyXW1)
Or a Stakhanovite. Without all of the uncredited help and well maintained equipment.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (MwFQu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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I'm crying. 158 kilometers an hour!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (pyXW1)
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Hubby, who's from south GA, would concur with you.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (ASbaS)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 11:46 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: mill any ill at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (3sWw5)
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A brave star destroyer too. We shall not see his like again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:46 PM (ZYB2s)
I just got one of those and used it for the first time to make fried chicken. It was really crisp and yummy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (ruxHp)
Aint MY fault if some ****** ******* insist on getting high in my house, sucking my dick, taking it up the poop chute and dyin from the pleasure of my massive man meat! They shoulda worked out or sumtin!
Posted by: Eddy Buck at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (UFLLM)
If not, xim should be stripped zis commission!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (BqBId)
Lose his crank in some boys crack again?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (1g7ch)
they forgot to peel off this morning. Looks like a steel tit with
stickum on the bottom. I bet they bill $125 each for these things. I
can stick it to the wall and hang a picture on it.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)
Keep it just in case. They come in handy when you want to hang something on yourself with a snap fastener in the shower.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (xG/b0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Didn't you see the magazine cover photo. He's standing on a dirt road, he's wearing blue jeans, and next to a pickup truck. Can't get more real and down to earth than that. Not at all like someone living large off his rich wife.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (+lVUW)
My deep fried okra is basically like pan-fried. Light corn meal breading (fish fry, actually, which is mostly corn meal, plus some seasonings).
This is very different from the heavily breaded deep fried okra that most restaurants serve as fried okra. It looks like little tater rots.
With light breading, you still see most of the the okra.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (f1Vqw)
This. Have also used tempura batter and really liked the results.
Posted by: Stinky Pinky at September 17, 2019 11:52 PM (UFLLM)
LOL! Yeah, he'd have us change to nationalized grocery stores, with only one brand of every product, and always out of stock.
I know a Bernie-Bot who insists, in all seriousness: "Cuba has a $5 cancer cure, but they keep it a secret so that no capitalist can ever profit from it." Those idiots shouldn't be allowed to vote. Same people who believe in the superiority of a hemp-based economy.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:53 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (ASbaS)
Fooling Haole mainlander....
How much money you got?
When you gonna leave?
- Tulsi inner thoughts
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (1g7ch)
.......
I see you are an okra craftsman, and feel secure that you produce a fine finished okra product indeed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (BqBId)
Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!
Tulsi Gabbard:
Despicable. Offering to place our military assets under the command of a foreign country--Saudi Arabia--is a disgrace and betrayal of my patriotic brothers and sisters in uniform and to our Constitution. We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp.
Christ the straw-man is ridiculous ... assuming our 4-star generals don't have to answer to a Saudi 5-star general named Dwight D Al-Senhower.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 11:55 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (+lVUW)
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8 out of 10 in the focus group declared it authentic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:55 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Deep State
I assume the Black Guy made the arrest before overdosing.
Don't know how they do things in CA.
Posted by: Miklos, could be completely wrong at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (LxTcq)
I like fried foods (who doesn't?) but I don't want to mess with deep-frying in my kitchen. I will def try them!
You need an air fryer.
Posted by: free tibet at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)
At least you didn't go through airport security with that little sucker still stuck on.
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:57 PM (Y8PSl)
Unfortunately, I'm developing an intolerance for onions. I love 'em, but they don't love me anymore. It's genetic, I think, and comes on with old age, like several relative on my mother's side.
It's the FODMAPs, the fructans in particular, it seems.
I can still tolerate well cooked onions, though it does cause some mild symptoms. But anything more than a little bit of raw/lightly cooked, and I'm cramping and farting like Roland the Farteur.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Miklos, looking for his Magic Hat at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (EO/G3)
I can still tolerate well cooked onions, though it does cause some mild symptoms. But anything more than a little bit of raw/lightly cooked, and I'm cramping and farting like Roland the Farteur.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)
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You know who else farted a lot?
*sieg heil*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (ZYB2s)
******
The little kid I saw dying from cancer in Cuba 45 years ago would disagree with these immoral ignoramuses. Same type of people as the ones who voted a 40something valley girl who cant keep a cactus alive to save her soul into the secretary of agriculture position in FL. The ignorance is appalling.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 12:00 AM (ASbaS)
You can get decent deep fryers very cheap now. Like the one I got Miley. Electric element and temperature control. This one has a reservoir and filter system to make that pretty easy too.
It makes it very easy, and no big pot of hot oil over a red hot burner to worry about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:00 AM (f1Vqw)
They don't explain how that *answered* a question put to the witness by a Senator. And yet, not answering a question is "obstruction" according to Nads Nadless.
So rather than ending the McCarthy hearings, perhaps that ought to have earned the witness an obstruction charge....
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hey!
You got discontent in the Peonmutter!
Posted by: Miklos, who is partial to Reesy Cups at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
You know you've ripped off a first quality fart when the cat gives you a dirty look and stalks out of the room.
Posted by: Stinky Pinky at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (UFLLM)
There used to be a website where you could track your money. I got a dollar once with "Where's George" on it, and some other info which I don't remember, but anyway, I looked it up and could tell many of the places it had been in circulation.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (EO/G3)
Posted by: Lunar Tardigrade at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (OIh/2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (1J9vk)
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That sounds to me like a conspiracy theory. Is that theory about a conspiracy?
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:03 AM (EO/G3)
I can imagine a TSA guard fondling it for two minutes like it's a real nipple.
BTW, it's a Medi-Trace brand stick-on. I see they get $152 for 600 of them, or $0.27 each, so my price estimate was a bit high. I stuck it on the side of my PC as a memento of my fourth colonoscopy.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (EO/G3)
So, a dollar bill plastered with luggage stickers?
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (ZYB2s)
OK, that sounds more rational (?)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (mk9aG)
Also:
"It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master."
~Ayn Rand
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero
And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.
Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (Bf3hj)
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Clooney is excellent in a Coen film.
And I really liked that film a lot as well.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (EO/G3)
Posted by: Cicero
And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.
Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
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Yes, cancer was the least of the people's causes of death under my administration!
Posted by: Pol Pot at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (1J9vk)
If you had left it on, you could have asked for a Workplace Accommodation.
It's the law.
Posted by: Miklos, classy, but unprotected at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Peter Buttgig at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Miklos, deducing at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.
Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly
There's plenty of smoking in the third world.
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Geeky, but rational. I have to admit, I enjoyed tracking that little dollar. Never got my own stamp, but I can see where it could get to be a little obsessive if you were the type who really got into things.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:09 AM (EO/G3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (1J9vk)
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If she did we'll never hear about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:09 AM (ZYB2s)
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Lots of things can kill you.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (xG/b0)
It was an "answer" in the sense that Ed Murrow said on TV it was an "answer," and everybody in America back then thought Ed Murrow was the sainted voice of truth, reason, and probity. So we all decided commies in Washington were peachy keen after all.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (mk9aG)
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
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Yes, but the pinworms and liver flukes kill them first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (ZYB2s)
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
If they don't die of something else first.
Posted by: Miklos, actuarially at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Animal Mother at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Lots of things can kill you.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (xG/b0)
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My point exactly.
Posted by: Pol Pot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:14 AM (EO/G3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:14 AM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:15 AM (xG/b0)
Wonder if the National Guard of Hawaii is going to get her for the comment.
Honestly, they should. The pimp comment was out of line.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (pqbGK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: Cicero
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*lights up a Camel*
Posted by: A Possum at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (pqbGK)
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She also used the word "bitch" for Trump.
Definitely out of code.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:18 AM (ruxHp)
I'm older than water, so I remember well the days when there were only three channels on TV, and the talking heads were believed by everybody, even though all three networks delivered the exact same propaganda. We were comforted in the knowledge we could implicitly trust fatherly Walter Cronkite. He would never steer us wrong. After all, we ate dinner with him every nite.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:20 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:21 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Milkos,suckin dem dicks at September 18, 2019 12:21 AM (MUAbJ)
Now, if you want to get really fancy, get into pressure frying. Deep frying under pressure.
That was what Colonel Sanders did.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:22 AM (f1Vqw)
we could implicitly trust fatherly Walter Cronkite. He would never steer us wrong. After all, we ate dinner with him every nite.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand
We were an NBC family and watched Huntley/Brinkley.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:22 AM (aKsyK)
Then activate her for deployment to Helmand province for 'facilitate inter-cultural interactions between US forces and local indigenous populations.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:23 AM (1J9vk)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing projection at September 18, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: A Possum at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)
Geez. Whatever happened to old-fashioned cow tipping?
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:25 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
They were probably the best of a sorry lot.
Posted by: Miklos Baxter, good night and good news at September 18, 2019 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing projection at September 18, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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And...
Posted by: James Taylor at September 18, 2019 12:26 AM (ruxHp)
That was what Colonel Sanders did.
Posted by: publius
I think ChikFil still does.
Posted by: Miklos, and a hate shake please at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
We ate dinner on little flimsy folding TV tray tables, that would fall over in any breeze. Cronkite would never touch his food. TV would lose vertical sync all the time. Never changed the channel because we didn't want to get out of the chair, and besides, it was the same shit on every channel.
I still know people who leave their TVs on all day long. I haven't watched that crap in over fifteen years.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mk9aG)
Wlater Cronkite was good friends with the family across the street from my grandparents. Met him several times. Very pleasant.
He was trusted implicitly by the Grands. Watched religiously.
Heart of a ProgTard commie, feet of clay.
Realizing as a teenager and young troop in the post-Nam era that everything ole Walt and Dan told me as a kid was not only wrong, but deliberately false, was I suppose the beginning of actual adulthood.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay NASCAR Driver at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: the French at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
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Three channels? Where did you live, Manhattan?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He had one of those 20 foot pole antennas on the roof with a rotation controller on top of the TV.
Posted by: Miklos, can you believe it was legal? at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (LxTcq)
KFC still pressure fries, although they've changed the method and use a lower pressure. Colonel Sanders did it to speed up cooking time, and thought it was as good if not better than the original 1-atm frying. It can also make tough chicken much more tender.
His trick was to pre-pressurize the cookers with compressed air to get them up to operating pressure, rather than letting heat and water vapor do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:31 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (uGKjl)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (mk9aG)
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Generally die of starvation or tuberculosis first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: publius
Wonder if he got the idea from his time running a gas station.
Posted by: Miklos, and the Col. shot a few people too, I recall at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mk9aG)
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I have an embarrassing story about my family. I walked into an empty living room with the TV left on--and it wasn't the first time I'd done this. But this time, I decided that I would camp out in the living room for a while, and I turned the TV off. 30-45 minutes later, somebody came into the room and actually asked me "Who turned the TV off?"
But it's not like they were watching the TV 45 minutes ago, and got distracted elsewhere. They just knew that normalcy was the TV was on, and I had disturbed normalcy.
Posted by: James Taylor at September 18, 2019 12:33 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And who says Obamacare doesn't have options?
Posted by: Miklos, what's not to like? at September 18, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, just looked it up. Chic-Fil-A uses pressure fryers. And uses peanut oil.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miklos
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You could have mounted an antenna on a 100 foot tower, and rotated it until the cows came home, but there would only be one channel ...when we finally got a TV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Should have "gotten" one earlier.
At worst, the kids get a couple months in Juvie.
Posted by: Miklos' Rules of Acquisition at September 18, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
.@realDonaldTrump rally in NM was a data gold mine.
🔺45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM)
🔺78% of registrants matched to voter file
🔺Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1)
🔺52% male, 48 % female
🔺40% Latino
🔺31% Democrat
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:36 AM (LxTcq)
DDT
Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:37 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)
Manhattan had 7 channels: 3 nationals, 3 locals and 1 PBS, all on the 2-13 dial. My PBS channel growing up was on UHF (channel 15) and watching anything on PBS was serious antenna work.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: keena at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)
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But at least you could see Russia from it.
I grew up in Muskegon Michigan, a city within America's largest 150, and we had 3 channels forever as long as I could remember. Of course, we were in the orbit of Grand Rapids, Michigan, a city in the top 50.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: The Notorious Tugsi G at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (UFLLM)
Apparently, nobody makes a home pressure fryer. The only ones available are big expensive commercial units.
Now, in Spain, they are very big on pressure cooking, and they do have home pressure fryers there.
If you want to live dangerously, you can use a regular pressure cooker, but the seals are not rated for hot oil. The oil gets too hot, and the seals need to be able to handle it.
But pressure frying makes for some mighty fine fried chicken. The higher pressure keeps more moisture in the meat, and makes for very crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside chicken.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (f1Vqw)
I've been in waiting rooms with a TV running, and yanked the f*cking plug out of the wall. I remember sitting once with an Amish family, a mother and three kids, and some awful perverse daytime Jerry Springer type shit came on, and I could see they were embarrassed, so I unplugged it. Service manager comes in, asks "What happened to the TV?" I wanted to shoot the f*cking thing.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (mk9aG)
The gunman who shot a Houston police officer multiple times during a violent crime spree on Sept. 12 had been released from jail on his own recognizance just days before the attack."
The DA is a Soros purchase.
Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:43 AM (mk9aG)
POTUS should 'invite' MAJ Gabbard to a White House orientation/fam visit.
On orders.
In uniform.
Maybe ask one of the Joints to have a chat with her.
You know. For posterity.
Posted by: The Revolution of Lowered Expectations at September 18, 2019 12:44 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2019 12:45 AM (fgpJX)
Need to find a good technician to fix my sympathy meters. They're pegged at Zero for almost everyone now, must be a malfunction.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)
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Isn't it funny that you can't really see the corrosive force of private money on politics until it involves lefties?
That's not an ironic comment. I really mean that although it seems that there has always been some hijacking of the public will by rich men to bend the law around themselves, it takes the truly more-than-self-interested ideologically-bent "liberals" to want to thwart it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring pajama boy at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 12:48 AM (H5knJ)
I usually just clean them with a puff of compressed air ... and clean the keyboard with alcohol o a cotton ball, so YMMV ...
Posted by: Adriane the Free Food Critic ... at September 18, 2019 12:49 AM (LPnfS)
Just like school teachers are getting assaulted by the thousands annually because of Obama/Holder policies of lenience toward classroom misbehavior. The teachers have to realize that different students have different "learning styles."
Screw the teachers, they're all progressives anyway, and they need to learn something about real life, the hard way I guess.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:50 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (mk9aG)
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Posted by: The Architects of the Trainwreck Known as Obamacare at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (ruxHp)
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*raises an eyebrow*
Really?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
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Pumpkin Spice? I don't remember her.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Am observation at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (IPZPl)
I was reading about pressure frying with a regular pressure cooker. Dangerous as hell -- Darwin Award territory if you don't know exactly what you're doing.
The trick is not to use too much oil. You don't want frothy oil to hit the seals too much. If you do, it can spew, and then you're spewing hot oil right over a hot burner.
All you need are seals that can handle hot oil temperatures. That's what Col. Sanders did. His first experiments were pretty dangerous, I was reading. But no risk, no gain. And he hit it big.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:55 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Rich conservatives understand that their continued prosperity is dependent on prosperity for all.
They don't see their prosperity dependent on denying others. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:56 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:57 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Am observation at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (IPZPl)
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I see.
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:57 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:58 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:59 AM (mk9aG)
So I called my cell provider. "Can you transfer my account to another phone?" We established that the old Verizon flip phone I have, whose battery is still up! could not be used because it does not accept a SIM card. But wait! My Canadian flip phone uses a SIM card, but those demented, worthless potlickers at Koodo have it locked. But by law, they have to unlock it for free. So I turn on the Koodo phone, thereby incurring the ten-dollar roaming charge, just to call Koodo. No live person to take the call. Try their website; most of it just comes up black screen for me, using Brave here.
Finally get into Koodo's AI text chat. " I want to unlock my phone." "Sorry, I don't understand you." Back and forth like this for half an hour. "You can ask for a call back. Press this button to schedule a call-back" push button..."Select a call back time: tomorrow at 0600, tomorrow at 0630, tomorrow at 0700." "Right fucking now, asshole."
Finally told the AI, "You are one fucking dumb bunny of an AI." And closed it down.
Then I did a Web search for "Free unlock codes". Found a company that would do it for $7.99, which is less than a day's roaming charge. OK, I'll bite. Paid through PayPal, and that was a CF, as usual. Finally get a list of codes to try, six, in fact. Oh, I also had to find the "provider ID" of the phone, which they neglected to tell me at the outset. Sloppy, Fredo, sloppy. So I stuff the Ting SIM card into my Koodo phone, and it prompts me for an unlock code. Key in the first code, ignoring the hyphen in it, since the flip phone has no hyphen key. Doesn't work. Neither do the next 5. Send nasty e-mail to unlock code vendor, no response yet. Next step, I guess, is FBI: interstate fraud.
Stick phone in pocket; drive to local Verizon store, about 5 minutes away. Can't unlock a Koodo phone, sorry. WalMart, across the street, sells no unlocked phones. "You might try Best Buy." Doofus' directions to Best Buy were wrong, but I managed to find it. They have unlocked phones; no flip phones. They a couple of el-cheapo smart phones, a Moto-something for $59, and a Nokia for $99. Both conveniently out of stock. Fuck.
So, I guess I will look for a used phone. Craiglist has diddly squat; tried OfferUp. Several phones on OfferUp. Have to "join" OfferUp. Sign myself up. "We will text you a confirmation code to you phone." good luck with that, idiots.
So I think I have sent a request to a guy in Mesa with a 25 dollar Blackberry. No response yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:00 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 01:01 AM (IPZPl)
Well, I found some pressure cookers rated for pressure frying. $350+ for a 6 qt unit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 01:02 AM (f1Vqw)
"I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces. It was sort of depressing."
For many, enlightenment comes slowly, and by hard stages.
Posted by: mindful webworker - alas, I can relate... almost... at September 18, 2019 01:03 AM (jMD9L)
Trump said that Obama did nothing to stop the Russians meddling in the 2016 election.
The press' response was to say "Nuh-uh! He told Putin to 'cut it out'!"
... while still believing that the Russians continued their level of meddling they suspect of Russia afterward .
Thus, they argue that Obama "did something", just not anything that was effective.
Oh, and also he kicked 35 of diplomats out of the country... one month after the election they swear was compromised.
However, Obama should be given a participation trophy, because "cut it out".
"America was attacked", but Obama treated it like he was in grade school and somebody was pulling his pigtails.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:04 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 01:06 AM (Y8PSl)
Do tell.
And dial in CBD, I smell a food thread offering...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 18, 2019 01:06 AM (UFLLM)
I hate telephones. I like being in charge of my own time, not being a Pavlov dog. Somebody wants to contact me, they better use email, or no dice.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (mk9aG)
Oh, and also he kicked 35 of diplomats out of the country... one month after the election they swear was compromised.
Posted by: Axeman
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In reality, that was probably because of the giant hack of FBI systems that the Russians pulled off. Nice work, IT security guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)
I no longer think that Democrats get what results are.
Posted by: Axeman
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No, they don't. It's the effort that counts. Everyone's a champion!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:11 AM (mk9aG)
Hints: Reggae beat too synth-y and poppy for most to think of it as genuine reggae; big AM radio pop hit; opening lyrics: Last night I had the strangest dream/I sailed away to China/In a little row boat to find ya
I always thought that song was by Leo Sayer. I was wrong. All those years wasted. I should kill myself with xanax or ambien.
Posted by: Still Awake at September 18, 2019 01:15 AM (fOqG5)
After all, aren't they all on the same team? Didn't the Russians give $150 million to the Clinton Foundation? And a cool $500K to Billy Bob personally for a speech? Didn't Clinton Inc. give the Russians 20% of US uranium reserves? Since the Dems are now commies in all ways except officially, of course they thought the Russians were going to tip it in for their fellow commies in America.
Obama even told the Russians he would have more "flexibility" here at home once the 2012 election was over.
What a shock for the American commies to be double crossed by the Russian commies.
Posted by: Boots at September 18, 2019 01:15 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: gp
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Might be the same person.
Posted by: A Finn at September 18, 2019 01:16 AM (IPZPl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)
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It actually was. However, it still doesn't work as an effort to stop Russian meddling into an election.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:17 AM (ruxHp)
Bongino today tied that story to this week's Yahoo News story about Russians cracking some of our comms around 2010.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (mk9aG)
It's called the "Rapid Chef Supercooker". It operates at 10 psi, rather than the standard 15 psi. I guess that's because of the seals or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)
It's a GSM phone, don't know if it is compatible with Ting network. Looks like a nice unit, though. Nice compromise between flip phone and smart phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Still Awake at September 18, 2019 01:21 AM (fOqG5)
Not a lot of repeats, cuz available Dreck content is approaching infinity.
Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 01:21 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:22 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:26 AM (ruxHp)
"you still got it? phone dead. email me at..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:26 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:28 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay NASCAR Driver at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (UFLLM)
Now we're talking.
Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (Bf3hj)
Tonight most of the last half hour was dedicated to the "Hillbilly Shakespeare". And even though I knew how his story would end, when Hank started wailing "Your Cheatin' Heart" over the photos from his funeral, I burst into tears.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (jfKao)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:31 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:33 AM (ruxHp)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)
Everyone gets a participation trophy. Even Hillary! has two 'tried to be president' participation trophies her bad self.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 01:34 AM (Y8PSl)
Of course she brought the cassette in for show & tell. Nowadays that would probably get us all fired for making fun of aqualung.
Posted by: Boots at September 18, 2019 01:36 AM (oGBso)
and the bollard won
Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 01:38 AM (fOqG5)
well, i just looked up those performances in youtube and came across videos made around 10 years ago - he's around 70 and looks like he's in his 90's, just the opposite - preternaturally aged rather than preternaturally youthful.
very strange.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 01:41 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2019 01:47 AM (zS7WJ)
So I think I have sent a request to a guy in Mesa with a 25 dollar Blackberry. No response yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I have CB rig I can sell you.
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 01:48 AM (cAnuB)
For The Greater Good, Comrades!
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 18, 2019 01:51 AM (pH4jl)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 01:48 AM (cAnuB)
Heh. I have 3 or 4 mobile ones at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:52 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 01:52 AM (Pg+x7)
It actually was. However, it still doesn't work as an effort to stop Russian meddling into an election.
Posted by: Axeman
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Oh, very true. It's funny, Obama did so embarrassingly little about this supposed theft of our election from right out under his nose that the left doesn't talk about it. I've looked around on lefty websites to figure out how they square that circle -- it happened on Obama's watch -- and they maintain a respectful silence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:01 AM (13CQC)
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"Tell Vlad that I can be more flexible after the election."
Then, there was his declaration that the Russians could not impact the election.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 02:13 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 02:14 AM (cAnuB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So your halfway to a decent network of your own.
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 02:18 AM (cAnuB)
"Tell Vlad that I can be more flexible after the election."
Then, there was his declaration that the Russians could not impact the election.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Maybe they'll get around to admitting those things after Trump gets re-elected and they have to start examining their consciences. Obama Disappointment Syndrome might already be setting in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 02:23 AM (jEgzt)
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)
It's so cute that you think they have consciences. They have a small demon on one shoulder and a middle-finger on the other.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 18, 2019 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
"As a nation, we actually have to have a real priority at the highest level of government around what we eat and in terms of healthy eating because we have a problem in America," Harris said.
"But there has to be also what we do in terms of creating incentives that we will eat in a healthy way, that we will encourage moderation and that we will be educated about the effect of our eating habits on our environment," Harris added later.
Clearly someone has advised her to use the word "we."
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 02:50 AM (yDjHx)
..."Maybe they'll get around to admitting those things after Trump
gets re-elected and they have to start examining their consciences.
Obama Disappointment Syndrome might already be setting in."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)
It's so cute that you think they have consciences. They have a small demon on one shoulder and a middle-finger on the other.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 18, 2019 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Man no shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2019 03:00 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 03:02 AM (arJlL)
*******
What is that 'consciences' that you speak of?
Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 03:03 AM (ASbaS)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 18, 2019 03:12 AM (jfKao)
I can steer him toward food if he starts to obsess. By simply asking him what he wants for dinner, it causes a short-circuit in the "Five Year-Old's" mentality and he leaves the question alone for a couple-a hours.
He has low blood pressure, but he's eating voraciously. ...because Mom can't stop him and I know he needs to gain weight. ++
He's still "Dad", as of now, but that vanishes at times and will only get worse. *shrugs* That's what I'm here for.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 18, 2019 03:29 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 04:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Slap! Those obsessions... mom's are making ME crazy. Two of her latest are, "all of that paper that keeps appearing in the yard" (leaves from the trees), and her insistence on it being "time for bed because look it's dark out" even though it's only late afternoon! I wish I could find a distraction that worked without her getting pout-y or mad.
Shopgirl, hope all going well with you
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:13 AM (ima6L)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:16 AM (ima6L)
"I got it to commemorate the death of Lenin in that year. I wish that rifle could talk, tell me where it's been and who shot it, and who got shot."
Enemies of the people naturally. Starving Kulaks and their kids. Jews. Various traitors to the socialist revolution.
//Vote Beto O'Rourke 2020
Posted by: J. Stalin at September 18, 2019 04:16 AM (80rst)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2019 04:17 AM (UnPMo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:18 AM (ima6L)
to the barrel he goes.
for crimes against the people and the state.
just like he wants to do to all of us.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2019 04:20 AM (UnPMo)
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2019/09/18/september-18-2019-reader-tips-2/
Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 04:27 AM (+0uDE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:37 AM (ima6L)
Making apple pancakes as this will be my last day at close to home job so I have time, wish I had sausages.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:41 AM (ima6L)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:42 AM (ima6L)
Those obsessions... mom's are making ME crazy. Two of her latest are, "all of that paper that keeps appearing in the yard" (leaves from the trees), and her insistence on it being "time for bed because look it's dark out" even though it's only late afternoon!
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 18, 2019 04:13 AM (ima6L)
I'm really sorry, Mlii. The quotes really bring it all home. If a toddler said those exact same things, it would be so sweet!
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 04:47 AM (vFhit)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2019 04:47 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 04:57 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:03 AM (cqNba)
Zip's place has some threads up about Lewandowski's interactions with the committee yesterday.
Here is one with Jackson-Lee.
https://bit.ly/2kS3DN1
And a fun one with Nadler.
https://bit.ly/2kS4ux0
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:07 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:08 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)
https://bit.ly/2kS4ux0
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
What a shit show
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:18 AM (vd8XM)
https://bit.ly/2kS3DN1
He should have asked her for the question in writing
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:18 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:22 AM (ZCEU2)
A whole LOT of women....
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342388/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:23 AM (cqNba)
One of the articles is titled
'Tesla's Autopilot Makes it Too Easy for Drivers to Tune Out, NTSB Says'
Well duh. I thought that was the whole idea behind it.
A great idea, I thought, after a few hours at the bar. Push HOME and take a snooze
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:25 AM (vd8XM)
Four folks stabbed, including the suspect in the assault.
https://cbsloc.al/2m1csnH
One minor problem...
None of the four speak english.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:29 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Madame Cackleshart at September 18, 2019 05:32 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:36 AM (vd8XM)
https://bit.ly/2kmDvJN
Absolutely no major news interest in the ninth non-citizen in recent months to be arrested for rape or sexual assault in Montgomery County.
Did I mention that Montgomery County Maryland is a Sanctuary County?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:38 AM (cqNba)
He does seem to be enjoying himself, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:39 AM (cqNba)
Did I mention that Montgomery County Maryland is a Sanctuary County?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
It seems that many areas, even if they are not officially sanctuary areas, are getting so soft on crime as to encourage the turdheads to commit even more crimes
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:41 AM (vd8XM)
What was the name of the town, in England I believe, where the followers of Islam were raping and terrorizing women and girls for years?
And local law enforcement and government refused to do anything about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:42 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:43 AM (vd8XM)
Roterham?
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:44 AM (vd8XM)
I give you Baltimore County, as an example.
10 people arrested for the machete based murder of an individual last month.
6 of them confirmed by ICE to be in the country illegally. AND members of MS-13.
Including the 16 year old High School student.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:45 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
He had only gone to the store for Skittles.
And a machete
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 05:46 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:48 AM (vd8XM)
1. Steal underwear
2. ??????
3. Trump Wins election!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:52 AM (cqNba)
Have you ever heard the lament "But I worked so hard" when it is not how hard you work but what you actually accomplish that matters?
The House Dems are getting absolution nothing done, but they "working so hard" to achieve nil.
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 05:53 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 05:54 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: JAS
Then we will work TWICE as hard, and get TWICE those results!!
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
And if someone fails to understand this concept...
I give you the former Secretary of State.
Hillary Clinton.
The most traveled, yet little accomplished SoS since John F'n Kerry.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:56 AM (cqNba)
From BB...
Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers Who Love It When The Babylon Bee Makes Stuff Up Suddenly Get Mad When The NYT Does It
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 05:57 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: Those Deplorables at September 18, 2019 05:58 AM (80rst)
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 05:59 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 05:59 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
They're all doody heads!!!!!!
Posted by: The dopes at Snopes at September 18, 2019 06:02 AM (W7OtL)
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 06:02 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)
Including Biden's new endorsement deal.
https://babylonbee.com/news
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:06 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sNopes at September 18, 2019 06:08 AM (cqNba)
https://babylonbee.com/news
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
LOL...
"Before I set out on the rough campaign trail each and every morning, I make sure to have a bowl of Corn Pops to keep my mind sharp," Biden says before smiling and taking a bite of the Pops. "Oopsy-daisy!" he says sheepishly as his teeth fall into the cereal bowl.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:08 AM (vd8XM)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Now sponsored by "NOT DentuCreme
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
I also got a new gun today.
It's been a good day.
Howdy roonz and roonettez, how was your day?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:17 AM (T8A10)
Please report to the nearest camp and we will "buy" it back.
Or just take it
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:18 AM (vd8XM)
Does the phone have a high capacity battery...and will the gun hold a charge?
No....
wait..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
Embrace the power of transference.
Since Dems routinely steal elections, that is a go-to model in their blame-shed process. It is never their fault. Just ask them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 06:21 AM (pH4jl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
What are you? Coreys attorneys?
Okay, we will remove them by force and give you a dollar fiddy
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 06:22 AM (Qf6sY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Grumble grumble..damn deplorable and their wanting to follow laws.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:22 AM (vd8XM)
I saw Steel Tit open for the Bangles at the Whisky a Go Go back in '82.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 06:23 AM (IRd4p)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
When your question includes "tell the truth and the truth will set you free" it's time to be put down
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:25 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: GGE
Okay.
Is your canoe registered?
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
Or is that a different game show that I'm thinking of?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba)
Could be the reason all the Reps are ditching Congress is that is is absolutely broken. People that wanted to make a difference leave to accomplish something in another part of their life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
I thought that House Committee questions must be worded in the form of a question.
Or is that a different game show that I'm thinking of?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
LOL
If SNL was still funny, they'd be all over Celebrity Jeopardy with members of congress
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:27 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:27 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: GGE
Hmmmm. Time to come up with some laws on borrowed dugout canoes.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: GGE
Were you vaping at the time?
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)
That committee is a joke; a bad joke. Every fucking one of those ass hats ought to be taken outside and kicked down the stairs.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 06:29 AM (Qf6sY)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:29 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I would think after a couple of terms, you would have to shake your head and walk away
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)
No. You're mine. And 330 million other Americans. Now, get back to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 06:29 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:30 AM (T8A10)
We have someone on the blog I'd rather have in Congress than those clowns. Heck. Anyone on the blog, including BEN ROETHLISBERGER, would do a better job for America.
But that is not the current purpose of Congress. It is corrupt.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
In all seriousness, would you want to be associated with that dumpster fire?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 06:31 AM (Qf6sY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 06:32 AM (Qf6sY)
If you are a Dem, you get air-headed interns with large breasts to bang. Or the male equivalent, for the Gay ones. And you do not have to care about the fate of those you use.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
And that includes 'Lace Wigs' and Mary Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)
Well, whoever is socking Mary. Have that person run in Maxine Water's district. Be an improvement.
Lace Wigs could improve appearances. Dems have a bunch of power-obsessed people ugly to the bone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
So kind of like high school but with more money huh?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 06:39 AM (Qf6sY)
Have a great day, everyone.
May you find a shady spot to park your car. And no matter how dire it looks, HCWNBPOTUS.
We the People are the ultimate feedback mechanism for good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Not to quibble...but 'fapping' doesn't have a 'V' in it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ahhh. I was wondering why he was paddling so fast without a paddle in the water
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:47 AM (roeUx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:47 AM (T8A10)
BREAKING: After a donation from the Clinton Foundation, Elizabeth Warren names Hillary Clinton as head of anti government-corruption campaign.
READ: anti-government/corruption campaign
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 18, 2019 06:47 AM (hYUjK)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 06:48 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: GGE
Were you vaping at the time?
Posted by: Bruce
His kilt caused an indecency incident with the power boat
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:48 AM (roeUx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 06:49 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
What are you? Coreys attorneys?
Okay, we will remove them by force and give you a dollar fiddy
Posted by: Bruce
Standard reply?
Kiss your wife, pack a lunch, and fill out your toe tag.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 06:50 AM (Z65m4)
Whoo HOoo!!
My knees have been bugging me for two years.
Imma showing them. I'm getting two new ones next week.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Olde English or ancient Latin. Fvapping.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 06:52 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, N
Pinch of salt
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:54 AM (roeUx)
And if someone fails to understand this concept...
I give you the former Secretary of State.
Hillary Clinton.
The most traveled, yet little accomplished SoS since John F'n Kerry.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
You have to figure out the measuring metric.
Accomplishments:
Furthering US interests - 0
Making untraceable money - Untold millions of dollars
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 06:58 AM (Z65m4)
Congress is that is is absolutely broken. People that wanted to make a
difference leave to accomplish something in another part of their life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I would think after a couple of terms, you would have to shake your head and walk away
Posted by: Bruce"
Sadly, that idiot AOC will gladly stay there 10 term or more "getting things done". For the children. Because she cares. *spits*
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2019 07:01 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 06:44 AM
I find, how you say, poling to be the most efficacious.
Posted by: Paolo at September 18, 2019 07:01 AM (uL22A)
I took her to her early morning thrice weekly dialysis session yesterday. Came home got my wife up so we could go to my knee doc's appointment.
Coming home she get's a call that the friend had a heart attack after dialysis and was taken to hospital.
We drove to the hospital and was greeted by the chaplain.
Oh Oh...not good news I think
I was right. I think she was gone before she got to the hospital.
I guess she showed us, she is NOT going to rehab dammit
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
She is now the same as the other clowns in the car.
She is ignorant and unfit to wear the uniform of her country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 07:02 AM (xoFwD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
I am not your uniform
YOU are NOT my country
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:03 AM (vd8XM)
I believe that the sweet bennies kick in after one term. They can cash in and do anything else knowing that they have that, without the perpetual fundraising/re-election hassle.
Being stuck in a do-nothing body doesn't help.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2019 07:04 AM (W7OtL)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 07:06 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:05 AM
Careful. You're edging close to aluminum-foil hat territory here.
Posted by: George Soros at September 18, 2019 07:07 AM (uL22A)
Hey Tulsi, where was all this dovishness when the milk-chocolate messiah was doing the KSA's bidding by fighting the civil war in Yemen for them, eh?
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 07:07 AM (DU2N9)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:09 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 07:10 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Young Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper
:-) :-) :-)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 07:11 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:12 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 07:12 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2019 07:13 AM (PveK5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yynd8d65
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:14 AM (uL22A)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2019 07:15 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
My wife had gotten a copy from the library.
Yes, an amazing movie.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM)
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Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM)
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Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:17 AM (H8mJH)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 18, 2019 07:17 AM (hx3Q8)
Bitter usually means stale.
Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 18, 2019 07:17 AM (A7Sfu)
Posted by: Bwana Dik at September 18, 2019 07:18 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2019 07:15 AM
This, two, shall pass.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:18 AM (uL22A)
The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!
Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.
Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.
During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.
Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.
Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.
Posted by: AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 18, 2019 07:19 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:48 AM (roeUx)
Another incident of the disparity of the sexes. You think some chick would get grief over her skirt blowing up around her bottom? Oh no, but let it happen to me and it's an indecency charge for you old mate...
Pinch of salt
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:54 AM (roeUx)
Should have remembered that, it's an old Navy trick. Thanks!
Funny thing is, they have another blend called Caffeinated As F*ck, I brewed some up for Mrs Hades and it's not bitter at all. Also, I've gotten the entire house painted, gotten all of my honey-do list done and my boss has given me the rest of the week off because I met my quota after two days. I'm just hoping it wears off before this weekend.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 07:19 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:19 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:17 AM
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That part doesn't start till 1800. Enjoying lime jello for breakfast.
Gotta find some low sodium chicken broth for lunch/dinner later.
The stuff I had has 37% sodium in one serving and there are 2 1/2 servings per can.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2019 07:20 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
In the same vein, I'm getting my sewer line rodded today
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:23 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
Does pants-less mean Horde-formal (chaps), or ONT casual?
Asking for the attendees.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 07:23 AM (uL22A)
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 07:24 AM (DU2N9)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:09 AM (H8mJH)
Good morning from a former Iowan.
:pPosted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2019 07:24 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 07:20 AM
Creative! We like it!
Posted by: Pete B. & Shep! at September 18, 2019 07:26 AM (uL22A)
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:29 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Colin at September 18, 2019 07:33 AM (bsGQ5)
Get out there and give it what for, Horde. Me? I'm going fishing.
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2019 07:35 AM (H8mJH)
BREAKING: After a donation from the Clinton Foundation, Elizabeth Warren names Hillary Clinton as head of anti government-corruption campaign.
READ: anti-government/corruption campaign
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 18, 2019 06:47 AM (hYUjK)
I see the Babylon Bee has some competition.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 07:36 AM (sdi6R)
https://bit.ly/2kS4ux0
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Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2019 05:18 AM (vd8XM)
"Roll call."
Heh.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 08:14 AM (vFhit)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 20, 2019 12:57 PM (h/kZb)
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