Mika Brzezinsky of the Conspiracy-Addled MSNBC: Say, Maybe Barron Trump Isn't Actually Donald Trump's Son

People who went to (mediocre) colleges, and only as a legacy enrollee to boot, are just better at thinking than the general public.

"Morning Joe' co-host Mika Brzezinski floated the idea Friday that President Donald Trump might not really be Barron’s father.

During a segment recapping Thursday evening's Democratic primary debate, Brzezinski made the suggestion and then pressed the issue when her co-host and husband Joe Scarborough tried to change the subject.

...

"Maybe it is Melania's son," Brzezinski chimed in.

"It is Melania's son," Scarborough repeated.

"That's what he was saying, it was just her son," Brzezinski pressed. "That's just what he said."

"Let me get back to Biden because I don't know what you’re saying," Scarborough tried to change the subject.

"He didn't remember Barron's name or --" Brzezinski continued.

"Just stop," Scarborough persisted.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:19 PM




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1

"It"??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)

2 hola compadres y comadres

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (B+t5k)

3

Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

4 >>That's what he was saying, it was just her son


Someone needs to explain to her how this sort of thing works.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (yBOIx)

5 "It"??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)

I noticed that too. What a sleazy whore she is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (wYseH)

6 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

7 Is this how they're finally responding to their hatred of being called cucks in the figurative sense? By calling Trump a cuck in the literal one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (e/H31)

8 Vapidity demonstrated.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (Vy7tf)

9 "mediocre college"

heh. Williams people are pretty impressed with themselves. But, seriously, why?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (NVYyb)

10 Mika's brilliance is dazzling.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)

11 3

Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

or Bristols

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)

12 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)

13 dam sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)

14 >>"Just stop," Scarborough persisted.


"Don't get hysterical," he continued.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (yBOIx)

15 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.

Still wanna see it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)

16 Scarborough has been showing minor signs of intelligence lately.

I wonder if the Magickal Polish Pussy has lost its power over him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (IRd4p)

17 Trump needs to tweet out about RBG health and if she should be removed for health reasons.




sit back and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (dKiJG)

18 Mika provably is an adulterous with two daughters, she might want to check her glass house first.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (xbWHd)

19 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)

20 Anybody that's taken a single look at Barron knows he's Donnie's kid.


Mika's a piece of work.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (QMIRN)

21 10
Mika's brilliance is dazzling.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)
Clearly her elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

22 Mika's clock is tolling midnight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (iCClr)

23 They'd better bring in consulting gynecologist Andrew Sullivan for a second opinion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ppBhU)

24 Oh that Meeka, always causing trouble.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (R4unc)

25 Mariono's the greatest pitcher of all time



CALL ME, DAMMIT

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (AQBtr)

26 Imma guessing Mika and Joe found themselves in the midst of a slow news week. Maybe they could ask Chelsea who's your daddy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

27 So, Trump is both a womanizer AND a cuck.

The man is amazing! He embodied the extremes in every direction!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (Q3dyo)

28 Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.
______________

I'm on it!

Damn it, where's my speculum?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (k4dH2)

29 Mika was clearly getting over excited. Joe should have told her to go make him a sandwich until you calmed down.

Posted by: Sam Darnold at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

30 When your crazy ass is too much for Ole Dead Intern.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (LgJhO)

31 Aside from the fact that the kid looks just like him, sure, go with that.


Also, Mika should talk more about people cheating on their spouses. She has a vast experience or so I hear.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (9dnxb)

32
Alternate poat title for thread below:

Now The Fake News Seizes On The Lies In The "Kavanaugh Dossier"

That's what that bullshit book is: a oppo research fan-fiction dossier.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ABuzZ)

33 Wait, we can't gender someone. Maybe he's her and the Donald's daughter. Gendering is a federal crime now, I think.

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (lknvV)

34 Mika Brezinski is definitely her mothers daughter, but her father was always away. Milkman baby?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (NVYyb)

35 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.



First Citizen Barron Trump will give them reason to fear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (iCClr)

36 I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)

Like Nick Searcy and his bitches?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

37 If he didn't have children from his various wives that would make sense as an interpretation.

Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Wj9tV)

38 15
Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

++++++++++++

I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.



Still wanna see it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)
Want to make a dent in the federal debt? Sell tickets to this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

39 How many weiners did Mika grab in college? More than me?

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (sBpNT)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

41 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Geez; recycling is supposed to be good, I get it. But recycling smears? First with failed Animal House script ideas, and now with bastardy charges from the "if it feels good, do it" set?

Posted by: zombie Grigori Potemkin at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (5ztcy)

43 We need to stay away from those Craaaaazy right wing conspiracy theories like Pedo Isle! Now, for more about Barron Trump...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

44 The kid's the spittin' image of young DJT.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (u//oP)

45 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy. the true heir to House Trump and the Eagle Throne.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Fix'd.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (AM1GF)

46 This is the kind of baseless crap from deranged twits that has destroyed any media respectability. It's like they turned over the networks to mentally handicapped 8 year olds.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (wxC/u)

47 > Mika Brezinski is definitely her mothers daughter, but her father was always away. Milkman baby?

She doesn't really look all that much like Zbig, that's for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (IRd4p)

48 22 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (iCClr)

She's 52 that hole is as dry as the Mojave....
Thank God imagine her and Beaker's progeny...

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (xbWHd)

49 They ignore all the stumbles and gaffes Biden does every day, but Trump stumbles over one word when he's speaking off the cuff, and THIS is how they go wild over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

50 Who knew that a dirty home wrecking whore would project like that.

Posted by: Guzalot at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (prSvo)

51 >>dammit


Broke the bong?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (yBOIx)

52 Mika has contained multitudes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (iCClr)

53 Wait...

Mika isn't really Trump's son?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (cqNba)

54 So, Joe and his whore are now playing "good cop, bad whore" for everyone now?

Interesting.

Joe, what's it like to murder a young intern and cover it up and not be prosecuted for it?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

55 I saw Mika put her dick in some girls face at a frat party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (dNzKv)

56 "uhhhh..... shut up, Beavis."

Posted by: Joe "Butthead" Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (AURKQ)

57 Mika, "I'll have the foot long."
Brett Kavanaugh stars in:

LONG DUCK DONG, BACK TO SCHOOL


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

58 Man, am I glad I don't have cable.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Pqytn)

59 What amazes me is that these fuckin idiots are embarrased to say many of the things they say? Which leads me to believe that in that echo chamber they all travel in, this shit is excepted as Gospel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (arJlL)

61 In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru a potato field somewhere in Poland.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)

62 Barron looks more like his father's side of the family than his mother's.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (wiXsO)

63 28 Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.

That was Andrew Powerglutes Sullivan, but I'm sure Jharles the hideously obese shut-in bought into it as well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (u//oP)

64

Mika is POTUS' sister...

He fucked her in an elevator sometime back, before they knew the truth.

Now she's pissed.

Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (UFLLM)

65 I wonder what the traditional response of a beautiful Slovenian woman is, when insults like these are thrown. Especially responses involving edged weapons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (C1Lsn)

66 Brett did it with his giant dick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (88+cf)

67 57
Mika, "I'll have the foot long."
Brett Kavanaugh stars in:

LONG DUCK DONG, BACK TO SCHOOL




Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

No more yanky my wankie. Donger need food.


Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (jYnPD)

68 First with failed Animal House script ideas, and now with bastardy charges from the "if it feels good, do it" set?

Yeah that's the contrast I made on my blog once, these are the same people who pushed the free sex lifestyle and wrote all those movies, and now they're shocked, SHOCKED that some teenager might have made a move on a girl at a party!!!1!1! have you ever???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.

It's only a matter of time.

SAD!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (ePjOB)

70 These people are fucking retarded. And DailyCaller is a total dogshit website.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (NWiLs)

71 20 Anybody that's taken a single look at Barron knows he's Donnie's kid.

______________


Yep, he has his dad's coloring, and his dad's mouth (same shape, that is). All you have to do is look at the kid to know whose he is.

Mika's fantasies are pathetic.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (k4dH2)

72 > In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru an (untouched WWII minefield) somewhere in Poland.

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (IRd4p)

73 Justice, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you.....

Posted by: Ozzy Kavanaugh at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

74 put your swim cap back on Esther Williams

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

75 Has she ever took a look at Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ZCEU2)

76 "Just stop"!

When you've lost murderin' Joe, you're really lost.

Does Mika have time to pre-game that morning show she hosts with murderin' Joe? How else to explain her goofiness?

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (oGBso)

77 The bleach has soaked through into her brain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (A2Uq6)

78 Eh? Any idiot with functional eyesight can see how much Barron resembles DJT.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu)

79 According to Mika, Trump has destroyed civil discourse and civility in the U. S.

Same crazy bitch who stomped off set whenever Sarah Palin's name was ever mentioned.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

80 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore. Which could have been anything.

Uterus Highjacking!!!

And now to the financial desk for our look at the DOW Jones Index.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (LgJhO)

81 69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.


4. Bloody chin job.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (u//oP)

82 The Mikaman also ringsa twice.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Vy7tf)

83

Mika choked on my wang one time.

Doggie Style.

Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (UFLLM)

84 #believeallwomen

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (GX3JQ)

85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

86 It's a sad state of affairs when Joe Scarborough is the voice of reason

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Izzlo)

87 Joe must have a fever.

Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (cF8AT)

88 Yesterday, my husband said, "Your son called and he's coming by."

I'll sometimes say the same thing to D'oh: "Your son is coming over to watch baseball with you."

It's just a thing.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

90 12 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)


I doubt it. He served under Johnson and Carter. He must have been accustomed to retardation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (A2Uq6)

91 69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.


4. Bloody chin job.

------------

5. She has to listen to Joe's music every night.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

92 86 It's a sad state of affairs when Joe Scarborough is the voice of reason
Posted by: josephistan

I was thinking the exact same thing

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

93 85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

By the time he gets to college he'll terrorize downtown Tokyo

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

94 She's seen Scarborough's dick.

That's gotten at least one woman killed, mind you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (orQOl)

95 88 Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

Eh Mrs Doh, "My wife's son" denotes something a little more NRO going on.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (xbWHd)

96 89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched

no kidding

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)

97 61 In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru a potato field somewhere in Poland.
Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)

Would rather have cow. Eats less, makes less noise.

Posted by: Polish farmer at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

98 I'm very glad I don't have this channel on my cable setup. I'd continually have to snap it off in disgust. Not good for either my blood pressure or the condition of the remote.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (ClOmq)

99 my guess is this crap is scripted ... gotta keep the soap opera watchers busy with the latest buzz and gossip.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

100 GM Workers go on strike.

They want more money.

They want better insurance.

They want to destroy GM.

Good thing Owebama bailed them out so they had jobs......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

101 89 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Strychnine and Malaria belong to whomever Worf impregnated.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)

102
LOL. If Barron's not his son, then Don Jr's in some deep shit, cuz that kid is DEFINITELY a Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

103 Joe to Mika: Honey, I hear the Katyn Forest is lovely in the fall....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (ejd/p)

104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)

105 Trump was asked why Melania was concerned about vaping and he said something like "She has a son". This is what the left did with it.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xqRaG)

106 Now do Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (mzS5s)

107 Barron Trump is the same age as my daughter. He seems to be about 1 and a half ft taller than my girl.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (myjNJ)

108 89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)


You mean they were? Who knew.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (kUmUV)

109 100 Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

They can want whatever they want, they are not getting anymore taxpayer dollars for at least another two years.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)

110 you go Mika. milk this lode for all it's worth.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (uF/4L)

111 85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

Why are they afraid? I can sum it up with some Sabaton lyrics.

"You said I was too young to rule the world? Yes, but you failed to understand Born To Rule. My time has come!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)

112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu

Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (KvRqW)

113 The left is trying everything now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (TdMsT)

114 @NatashaBertrand

NEW If Andrew McCabe ultimately does face charges he'll have some big names lined up as character witnesses. Over a dozen high-ranking ex-officials have committed to defending him, including Eric Holder, John Brennan, James Clapper and Susan Rice.

I think I spot a flaw in this plan, Natasha.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

115 And I said, "COrn hole! Put on your flippers!"

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (nRWPy)

116 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)

A good friend of my family knew Zbignew very well. He said he wasn't a bad guy, just really, really dumb.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (wYseH)

117 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur

Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)

118 Good thing Owebama bailed them out so they had jobs......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

And gave them an ownership stake, so they are striking against their own interests. lol fucking shit midas.

Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (jYnPD)

119 And if Barron wasn't Trump's kid, Trump would certainly be an outstanding guy for raising him like he is.

Step Dad Lottery Winner!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (LgJhO)

120 106 Now do Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (mzS5s)


Oh yes.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (TdMsT)

121 If we play this game, then I need Montel to tell me who is Trudeau's daddy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (u7GEr)

122 Trouble brewing. That one will be ugly.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Bf3hj)

123 I bet she talks during sex.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

124 Joe must have a fever.

Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.
Posted by: Tami


I had a hand in this. You're welcome.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (5ztcy)

125 96
89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched

They aren't and Mootch said so. Turkey Baster Babies and she refused to confirm the sperm donors...

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

126 Trump was asked why Melania was concerned about vaping and he said something like "She has a son". This is what the left did with it.

------------

An entirely normal response.

So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

127 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)


Phew. So I'm off the hook?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)

128 They can want whatever they want, they are not getting anymore taxpayer dollars for at least another two years.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)


Local DFW news interviewed someone.....

"deez people had to work 6 and 7 days a week!!!! They barely had time with dey kids....Give them what dey want!!!"

Uh huh......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Pretty sure Melania didn't use a turkey baster to get preggers.

*cough* Moochelle

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

130 Trump stands atop Trump Tower every every and ejaculates mightily into the breeze. The spermatozoa dissipate throughout the air, and as a result the atmosphere on the eastern seaboard is 1.2% Trump Sperm. Any woman outdoors not wearing panties is at risk of getting impregnated by Trump. Latest estimates say that between 2,000 and 3,000 pregnancies per hour are caused by Trump airborne jizz.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Q3dyo)

131 every every = every night

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Q3dyo)

132 So what is Mika trying to say about Melania?
Melania should kick that crusty whore's dirty ass but she's too classy.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)

133 117 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (TdMsT)

134 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Michelle has a penis, so.........

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

135
With the way that Barron and his parents have been treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of their boyar asses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)

136 I used to watch cable news in the morning, but no longer.. I can barely get through Sefton's links! And by that, I mean read them, much less go to all of those links!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (so+oy)

137 Phew. So I'm off the hook?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)

Maybe, but you still have to answer for Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (u//oP)

138 I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)


Sorry, just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (A2Uq6)

139 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

140 Mika should have moted genetic expert Andrew Sullivan on the show to back her up.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hr5kG)

141 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

then you are holding her head wrong

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO2v)

142 Progs keep throwing dried turds at the wall hoping something will stick. I don't see the political relevance here though.

Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (pSotA)

143 With the way that Barron and his parents have been
treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if
he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of
their boyar asses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)


*perks up*

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

144 Turkey Baster Babies and she refused to confirm the sperm donors...

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

Got a link to this blockbuster?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (wYseH)

145 Just stop....or I will have to kill you

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hN5g8)

146 My 6'2" 15 year old son has a best friend who is 6'6". Both lift and play football and lax. Best thing is when I come home with a whole car full of shopping and they each carry in all they can carry, so one trip each. That's almost worth feeding them.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (nRWPy)

147 Did they come up with this plan in the shower?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

148 Trumpenfuhrer holding a scary, norm-breaking torchlight rally in New Mexico. NM is one of my outliers for a Trump pick-up next year [NH pretty likely, NV possible, MN NM and CO a max/landslide scenario].


Dunno, but seems NM populace now has enough CA-style idiocy that they put up with *anything* done by state guvamint and the governor [the one there had a jaw-dropping moment that would have been career-ending in the America up til recently, mocking people - her own constituents - in border areas beset by gangs, violence, disease and disorder from no border and lawlessness in internal enforcement who had the temerity to complain about it]. Which makes it hard to see Trumpensieg there.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)

149 141 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

then you are holding her head wrong
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO


Try shoving your wang in her face. Works for me.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)

150 > An entirely normal response.

Neither they nor any of their constituents have ever had anything like a normal family life, so they just don't get it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (IRd4p)

151 >139
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)


Twinsies!!

Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (sjdRT)

152

Projection, while Hillary and Chelsea are making their rounds.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

153
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)


That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

154 Ward Hubble put his integrity into THAT!?

Would you even want your integrity back?

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)

155 "Just stop," Scarborough persisted.

*gulp*

Posted by: Meeka, aka Lil Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (vtcmf)

156 112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu
Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33
**************
I figured this was from the Babylon Bee... sadly it's not parody.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (wiXsO)

157 107 Barron Trump is the same age as my daughter. He seems to be about 1 and a half ft taller than my girl.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019


*
*

My gosh. He'll be physically imposing AND amazingly rich. A young Henry VIII!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)

158 Melania should sue her ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)

159 Nevertheless she persisted...

...MAKING A COMPLETE ASS OF HERSELF.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (Q3dyo)

160 An entirely normal response.

So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).



Obligatory:



A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.


DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!

DAD: Which one?

SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?

DAD: What?? When I was your age I didn't even know those existed! (robot slaps Dad)

MOM: Hahaha! He is your son after all!

The Robot slaps the mother.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (iCClr)

161 Maybe we need to stop talking about what the MFM says in terms of "true" and "false". Instead, we should discuss what is the story's half life.

BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)

162 I guess we've reached the point where the Left will say ANYTHING. They've gone full retard.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (H8QX8)

163 Here's 16 minutes of trains smashing semis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE

Should be good prep for PDT's tweeter response.

Posted by: Ramon at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

164 Ward Hubble put his integrity into THAT!?

Would you even want your integrity back?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)


Seems Ward was a little hard on Hillary's beav last night......

Posted by: June Cleavage at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

165 153 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

And Ted Koppel's cousin.

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (qEujL)

166 Don't watch Joe S and his Meekrat. Does he typically verbally slap her down or is the shine off the marital apple?
Joe doesn't have the best marital record. I believe he's tied with PDt for brides but Mika ain't no Melania.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (N3JsI)

167 Latest estimates say that between 2,000 and 3,000 pregnancies per hour are caused by Trump airborne jizz.
Posted by: zombie

Vote of the squirrel committee just in...unanimous. You are a demented and twisted human being.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (9Vttv)

168 Mika is a screamer.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)

169 Listening to Murderin' Joe's lame-ass dad rock would drive anyone crazy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (u//oP)

170 Mariano is a class act. For a Yankee.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

171
Melania should sue her ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)


If memory serves, Melania has sued others and won. I'm pretty sure Mika using Barron to get in a dig at PDT would piss Melania off bigly.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

172 Melania should sue her ass.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)


She won't dignify the cuunt with a response.

Plus, if Trump hasn't said anything on twatter about it yet, neither of them will dignify it with a response.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

173 It is commonplace for one parent to impute complete ownership of and responsibility for a child to the other, especially when the child has "acted up" in some manner displeasing to the parent so imputing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

174 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

Joe, I really think we need to try something different. Is it in Joe? I mean, nothing we've tried so far has worked. Are you done yet Joe? Maybe if we attack Barron! Joe, finish up honey. Or aliens! We'll try aliens! Oh, and you get to sleep in the wet spot again.

Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

175 Eeyore. I'm female and grandma was known to call me by my brother's name. And don't get me started on my 3 cousins all with names starting with D. She never could keep them straight.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (N3JsI)

176 "You said I was too young to rule the world? Yes, but you failed to understand Born To Rule. My time has come!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)

Yeah... And when King Carolus was my age, he'd been dead for five years from an acute bout of intracranial lead poisoning. Though that is a badass song.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (mzS5s)

177 Who's "leading" the GM strike? Aren't most of the UAW union officials in handcuffs as of last week?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (QDnY+)

178
First Squawk @FirstSquawk
8s
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY
**********
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (BqBId)

179 Let's put it this way. Joe and Mika have a severe case of TDS. Why else would Mika post video of Joe hanging Mueller's portrait on a wall in their home?

Note to Mika: "Know Your Value"

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

180 Some folks say punch back twice as hard. But apparently not those who the left actually punches.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)

181 Mika is a screamer.

Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)


Porky's scream or lazy groaning?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

182 80 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore.
_____________

IOW, a day like any other in my business!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

183 So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)

184 So, the left accuses Trump of not fathering his son, despite "sticking it anything that moves." Yet, they wont even consider the fact that Chelsea is clearly not Bill Clinton's kid, or that Obama has never been interested in women. Got it. Makes sense.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)

185 Trumpenfuhrer holding a scary, norm-breaking torchlight rally in New Mexico.

--------------------------------------------------

Actually the commies used to hold political torchlight rallies all the time in American cities. Chicago had a long tradition of torchlight rallies, and indeed held one before the 2008 election of Chicago's Very Own Obama.

So torchlight parades are totes good, and it's okay for The Left to hold them. Got it.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (oGBso)

186 and...you know, the left...they crazy. Has anyone noticed this?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)

187 I'm so old that when little Georgie Suckalotcockus covered up for Obama saying and I quote "my muslim faith." There was nothing at all said nor implied about Obama actually being a muslim, which of course he was and always has been.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

188 >139
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

What, she worry?

Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (HIasT)

189 > Turkey Baster Babies

I saw Turkey Baster Babies open for Tool at the Rosemont Horizon in '95.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (IRd4p)

190 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (N3JsI)

You don't even need to be around a grandparent for that. I'm one of five kids. After about four your name becomes "HEY! STOP THAT!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (mzS5s)

191 I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.

There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.

The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)

192 Joe, I really think we need to try something different. Is it in Joe? I mean, nothing we've tried so far has worked. Are you done yet Joe? Maybe if we attack Barron! Joe, finish up honey. Or aliens! We'll try aliens! Oh, and you get to sleep in the wet spot again.
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)


He doesn't sleep in the wet spot. He reminds Mika that he's got a body count and she gets in line.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

193 163 Here's 16 minutes of trains smashing semis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE

Damn-some good 'uns in there!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (u//oP)

194 153 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

She really does look just like Web Hubbell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

195 183 So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)

Mom: "Your son questioned me, so I beat him."
Dad: *beats son* "Don't question your mother."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

196 >>>Listening to Murderin' Joe's lame-ass dad rock would drive anyone crazy.<<<

dad rock = corn pop

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (2Mnv1)

197 that Obama has never been interested in women. Got it. Makes sense.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)
----------------------------------------

Which is why when Bill Ayers wrote Obama's autobiographies, he had to conjure up out of thin air a composite girlfriend for Barky, made up of all of Bill Ayers own former girlfriends.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (oGBso)

198 174 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)


Nope

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (AQBtr)

199 I don't know who the first female comedian to use this low hanging fruit line but it cracks me up every time I've heard it.


Female comedian: I don't have any kids....at least none that I know of.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (hN5g8)

200
Every day what few brain cells Mika has enter her cranial Thunder Dome two by two and only one emerges. She's on an exponential decay path to having only one brain cell at the end of this.

There can be only one!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (6G4DD)

201 Vince Vance & The Valiants has a "Bomb Iran" song.

This could be their big break!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (1ISKN)

202 Melania has done a hell of a good job keeping Barron out of the media spotlight, trying to give him as normal a life as possible.

And he won't be sitting front and center at WH "concerts" listening to rappers rapping about hos and pimps.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

203 They'll really just say the first nonsense that comes into their feeble "minds" as long as it defames The Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (8fHBx)

204 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore.



I call bullshit.

Like her cooter would have known.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (0t+fn)

205 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (6G4DD)

Two brain cells, and one is giving the other CPR.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (mzS5s)

206 BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)

My boyfriend my senior year was oldest of four boys who's names all started with the same letter. I was there once when his mom called up stairs to him, all four names before his. He yelled back down the stairs that she'd forgotten Bonnie and Buster... the cat and dog.

My mom did the same sort of thing, but she'd include pet names but only substituted pets of the proper gender for whatever kid she was calling.

I just added a series of extra consonants before getting to the right one... Za-Ga-Nancy. Called my son by my brother's name a few times.

Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (BD/yx)

207 That's wot Scarborough gets for sticking his dick in crazy..it's not FARE he protesteth and it's getting olde if ya really wanna knoweth................
hey mika like a dancer and split man.

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (5IHGB)

208
123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)


There's a fix for that ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (6G4DD)

209 Some people did something.

Wasn't me.

Nobody saw me.
You can't prove nothing.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (sBpNT)

210 An unconfirmed source says Mika used to give $10 blowjobs circa 1991.

Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (FiUMj)

211 > Try shoving your wang in her face. Works for me.

> Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)

Sometimes Kav even has friends volunteer to do the shoving for him, simply because it's an honor to be in the presence of the Mighty Kav Wang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (IRd4p)

212 Was kidding about the "torchlight" part, of course. Just like to include hints and allusions to the idiotic present day heirs of the Nazis and vermin like them, the "progressives", whose knowledge of history approaches zero and whose arrogance and authoritarian impulses approach infinity.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

213 I'm not saying those aren't Obama's kids.

I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)

214 Yet, they wont even consider the fact that Chelsea is clearly not Bill Clinton's kid, or that Obama has never been interested in women.
_________________

Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

215 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

216 > That's wot Scarborough gets for sticking his dick in crazy.

Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)

217
I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)


He was the Master Baster?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (6G4DD)

218 Remember when tv "news" had integrity?

Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)

219 She's trying to get Trump to blow up at her.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (hnjoD)

220 112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

___

Thank Allah! Now I can enjoy a fine meal when I visit my good friend, the mayor of Londonistan.

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (FiUMj)

221 I'm not saying those aren't Obama's kids.



I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)


For me, it took a village.

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (NVYyb)

222 191 I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.

There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.

The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)


Don't tease me like that.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

223
Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)

-------

Mika... run, bitch! Run for your life!!

Posted by: Joe's zombie Intern at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019


*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ClOmq)

225 Brennan, Holder, Clapper and company to testify as character witnesses for McCbe? ... you mean under oath and all, this should be good.... cant wait for them to be cross examined.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (nzKWW)

226 TV news never had integrity. They were just better at hiding it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (1ISKN)

227
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about
how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for
help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not
Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.


She wrote something like she had invitro to conceive both daughters because she was concerned about miscarriages. Which makes NO sense, because you can still miscarry.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

228 > Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help?

Bets that this "fertility clinic" had a little room containing a copy of Gay Blade magazine and a sample cup to help Barry with his "fertility problem"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (IRd4p)

229
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at Septembe

...

Maybe they're composites.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hr5kG)

230 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM

Your assuming a gag isn't involved

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)

231 Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (p0A33)

232 Remember when even looking cross eyed at Sausage or Malaria was grounds for shooting squad?

Yep, good times, gooooood times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

233
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY

Where were "fast and furious" weapons used?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (aKsyK)

234 Remember when tv "news" had integrity?
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)

No.

No, I do not.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (xPJvm)

235 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)


Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Does Trump also have a Barron double, like he has a Melania double?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (FiUMj)

237 6 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

She does that just by being Melania.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hnjoD)

238 She had blood coming out of her....whatever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

239 219. Mika is still butt hurt about that face bleeding thing from 3 years ago.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (N3JsI)

240 19 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)

And they should be. That boy will fly clean past Hitler and on to Evil Morty at this rate.

Look all I'm saying is, Melania wearing a bikini while beating Mika to death with a baseball bat is worth AT LEAST four points in Michigan. Get it done, Mr. President.

Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (AIfDi)

241 224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (hr5kG)

242 Hey Mika?

Do you know the real purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy? It isn't for the tingles you sometimes get, you frigid bitch. It isn't to get the producer or network executive guy to give you a TV presenter job even though you are as dumb as a box of rocks.

It isn't even to get your co-host to abandon his wife and family for you, and to cement your co-host position even after they rediscovered that you are as dumb as an OLD Botoxed box of rocks.

No, the primary purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy is so you two can produce a child, just like Donald and Melania have done with Barron.

Posted by: Mika is a Botoxed of Rocks at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+0uDE)

243 And shit like this is why I stopped buying Colts.

I sold my Python last year, just have the Colt upper on one of my rifles now. And...maybe a Detective Special.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

244 As a mother to half a dozen kids, I would generally call the name of the last kid who irritated me.

Or sometimes start with the first kid and work my way down.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+qBkz)

245 231 Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019


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I was gonna wait until Thursday, but --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

246 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)

247 Who was the woman who was fired for saying the Obama girls shouldn't wear their skirts so short?

The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

248 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac


When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)

249 Some people with one brain cell live kick ass lives.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (tH5fk)

250 235 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September

...

I have some vague memory of them having financial trouble. Was it even Colt still making them or someone who bought the rights to their name? Or am I just making all that up?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)

251 > Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL

Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.

I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)

252 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)

===
In 45 caliber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (pw+jk)

253 241 224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
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That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019


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No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (ClOmq)

254 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.


Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (iCClr)

255 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 takes one look at Trump, one look at Barron and goes yep....father and son. It's crazy how much they look aline. You'd really have to be an imbecile not to see it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)

256 For years Colt coasted on its name brand while other manufacturers were kicking their ass with firearms that were just as good at half the price or less.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

257 219. Mika is still butt hurt about that face bleeding thing from 3 years ago.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Yup. That one left a mark.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (tH5fk)

258 Glad I filled up my car early this AM

LOL



Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.



I've seen this movie before.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)

===
Did that yesterday in all my various cars. Should have brought my Jerry cans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (pw+jk)

259 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

260 > Your assuming a gag isn't involved

If there's a gag involved in that relationship, I'm betting Joe is the one who wears it, while Mika sodozmizes him with a 14" black dildo.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (IRd4p)

261 @dcexaminer

They played @Metallica in the @WhiteHouse today.

@realDonaldTrump walked out with @MarianoRivera to Metallica's "Enter Sandman" like Rivera did so many times during his 19-year @MLB career.

Trump awarded Rivera the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

https://tinyurl.com/y3n68hln

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

263 I thought that was tree pollen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (u7GEr)

264 Thanks for the reminder about filling up. I'm leaving right now to get the love bugs washed off the car (again), so I'll fill up in town.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

265 She wrote something like she had invitro to conceive both daughters because she was concerned about miscarriages. Which makes NO sense, because you can still miscarry.
______________

Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

266 Barack Obama's composite girlfriend was cleverly disguised in real life as dudes in a bath house.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (xbWHd)

267 Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)

268 Who was the woman who was fired for saying the Obama girls shouldn't wear their skirts so short?

The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.


Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------------------------

I believe that particular incident for which that unfortunate lady was fired was the latest in a long line of official appearances in which Mooch and the girls were dressed for the beach instead of a solemn occasion at the WH. The specific incident involved paying respects to a fallen soldier I think, and they looked completely out of place.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (oGBso)

269
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

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No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

Maybe she just sings Joe's rock songs back to him.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (hr5kG)

270 230 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM

Your assuming a gag isn't involved
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)

I'd be gagging plenty for the both of us...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (AURKQ)

271
You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)


Be careful so you don't put an eye out with that.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (DBI6f)

272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

273
259 *static*
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)


We talkin' 'bout the intern killer or 'tater salad head here (asked while knowing from the get go the answer is "both")?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (6G4DD)

274 Mika's dad Leonid would not approve!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (Ndje9)

275 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Glitch in the Matrix?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (k76MH)

276 255 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 takes one look at Trump, one look at Barron and goes yep....father and son. It's crazy how much they look aline. You'd really have to be an imbecile not to see it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)

===========

"Evangelicals aren't hating Trump for being an alpha! What if we try to cast him as a beta!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (DjIxe)

277 Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Bomb bomb bomb....bomb bomb iran

Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran

Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin

Bomb Iran

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (9Vttv)

278 Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

279 I have some vague memory of them having financial trouble. Was it even Colt still making them or someone who bought the rights to their name? Or am I just making all that up?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)

Colt's entire history is 'having financial trouble'. They've been bankrupt who knows how many times. They coasted on military contracts and the 1911 and innovated almost nothing since WWII. When they lost the government money, they made repeated failed attempts to innovate in the civilian market. They suck and the laws of economics and entropy are lining up to deliver an unsolicited, non lubricated sodomy session.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (mzS5s)

280 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Because you can't even!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

281 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

282 You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd


Upbadged Chevy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (0t+fn)

283 ot

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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (vEIlU)

284 Buick?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (1ISKN)

285 248 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac


When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)

They didn't even fucking try.
Disgrace.

Fucking Rock Island is making better 1911's, fucking Kel Tec is making better rifles. Fucking TURKEY is making better pistols. Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

286 262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

287 Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

My thought exactly!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)

288 I just shove the M & M's in my pie hole. No time for counting them. That was The Count's schtick. "One bee-yoo-tee-ful M & M."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (u//oP)

289 Are they peanut M&Ms or plain?

This is important.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)

290 Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

Never been to a Walmart, eh? If unattractiveness was enough to keep women from reproducing the human race would be about 200 people right now.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (mzS5s)

291 278 Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

You're assuming that he's the one with the erections in that marriage.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

292 281 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

From each according to his ability

I mean, no!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

293 I bet she talks during sex.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
..........

and Joe sings.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

294
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)


That's the second question to ask - the first is, "Since when have you known how to count?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (6G4DD)

295 WTI

62.69
7.84 14.29%

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (JFO2v)

296 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

297 Mika's thinking about having a baby but not Joe's.

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (wEAiE)

298 You're assuming that he's the one with the erections in that marriage.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Dammit, you're right.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

299 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM


****

Probably barks like a dachshund.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (axyOa)

300 I like to pair up my M&Ms by color to interesting sportball team color pairings.

Yes, I'm weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

301 I just shake the M&Ms straight from the bag into my gob.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (iCClr)

302 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

303 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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The precedent was set by Amy Carter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (xSo9G)

304 Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

305 Bomb bomb bomb....bomb bomb iran

Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran

Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin

Bomb Iran
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019


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Very popular in 1979 for obvious reasons. Miss Linda tells me that when she started law school here in '92, one of her professors was a former member of Vince Vance and the Valiants, and some of the students (who would have been about nine at the time) remembered his name, the band, and the song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)

306 280 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Because you can't even!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

LOL

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

307 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM


****

Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)

308 286 262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

My AR is built with the mil spec colt barrel and fires the 62 gr with no issue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (JFO2v)

309 We only have M&M's for a day or so after Halloween.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (xSo9G)

310 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?


Least expensive?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (iCClr)

311 Throw your M&Ms into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

312 300 I like to pair up my M&Ms by color to interesting sportball team color pairings.

Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK

Packers, Florida State, University of Florida...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

313 Colt has had financial problems, various owners, and spotty civilian market performance for .... decades? My impression.


I'm happy I snagged some older revolvers, for fun and eventual resale profit [maybe]. But they're back with 2 revolvers now, right? King Cobra and Cobra. Heard good things about them.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

314 302 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

If you like retro, Brownells BRN-10 is a very faithful AR-10 remake.

Otherwise, I went with a Palmetto State upper and lower, purchased separately because WA state sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

315
Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)

The 3&3s can be odd or even depending on how you count them.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (DBI6f)

316 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Depends on what you want to spend. Honestly.
Daniel Defense at the high end to Palmetto State Armory to an off the chart complete custom build.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (0t+fn)

317 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from Iraq
So much winning !

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)

318 Well there was the theory that Web Hubbel is Chelsea's dad, and miles Davis is Obama's dad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (dNzKv)

319 > The precedent was set by Amy Carter.

Why do Dem presidents have such ugly daughters, as a rule?

Gore would've been the exception there, had he won. As I remember, his daughters were pretty hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (IRd4p)

320 The most interesting AR10 to me are the Brownells retro brn-10s. They keep putting them on sale for under a grand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)

321 How do you know when a blonde's been making chocolate chip cookies?

M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

322 311 Throw your M&Ms into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Ew. Reese's Pieces, okay. Skittles, no. I don't want fruity candy mixed with my chocolate candy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

323 289 Are they peanut M&Ms or plain?

This is important.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)

Plain. The peanut M&Ms go into the health food category.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)

325 Back under the stairs, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)

326 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)



Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)



-----



You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.



They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.





Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM

---

Yep, I would not count on any discounts for them. If it has Colt stamped on the side, it brings a premium, new or used.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

327
Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack

It was launched from Iraq

So much winning !

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)


Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

328 > Well there was the theory that Web Hubbel is Chelsea's dad, and miles Davis is Obama's dad.

Then there's the theory that Janet Reno is Chelsea's dad, and Urkel is Obama's dad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (IRd4p)

329 In a just world this women would be in front of a plow in an (untouched WWII minefield) somewhere in Poland.
>>
Fixed it better..

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (11Tx7)

330 Least expensive?

I'm looking for reasonably affordable/reasonable quality, not necessarily least expensive. (I'm too inexperienced a gun buyer to sort out what might be too inexpensive in terms of sacrificing quality.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

331 Ew. Reese's Pieces, okay. Skittles, no. I don't want fruity candy mixed with my chocolate candy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
Hater

Posted by: Terry's, Manufacturer of Chocolate Oranges at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (e/H31)

332 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)


Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

333 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.


The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.


They never stop.


There is a lesson to be learned.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)

334 I will say random things now that make sense to me and my various personalities but have no external referent! Quiver, wombats of milkshake!

Posted by: Krut at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

335 I see the troll has wandered in here again. Still without pants. No one wants to see your little innie, Kurt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

336 295 WTI

62.69
7.84 14.29%


wahoo! anything over about $26 is gravy for us!

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (XTiHL)

337 Eminem is an odd color?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (u//oP)

338 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (iCClr)

339 Currently I only check into news about once a day and it's more than enough for me. These mentally retarded buffalo brains give a bad name to actual mentally retarded buffalo.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (+18sB)

340 332 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)

Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

He supports his pimp, mostly.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

341 Gore would've been the exception there, had he won. As I remember, his daughters were pretty hot.


They got Tipper's genes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (u//oP)

342 What's this about plowing untouched women in Poland?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

343 Very popular in 1979 for obvious reasons. Miss Linda tells me that when she started law school here in '92, one of her professors was a former member of Vince Vance and the Valiants, and some of the students (who would have been about nine at the time) remembered his name, the band, and the song.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)



If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)

344 -
--

Kurt has a little rainmando in him.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM

-----------------

On special occasions.

Posted by: irright at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (pMGkg)

345
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac

...

Some personalities are like this.

I have a friend who tends to count things wherever he is. I was in a meeting with him one time and someone asked him something like how many ceiling tiles there were in the room. He answered immediately.

This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

346 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.

The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.

They never stop.

There is a lesson to be learned.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)
++++++++++++
What is their paper-thin premise? What crime was hypothetically committed? Trump's lawyers just send them a letter - all official, on letterhead, etc. - that says "Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (e/H31)

347 191
I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.


There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.



The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)

________

Boys from Brazil The Hood

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (EE8dK)

348 342 What's this about plowing untouched women in Poland?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

What? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (Wj9tV)

349 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Frito-Lay?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

351 Mika is a pig.

Joe is a cuck.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (sy5kK)

352 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.
.........

Transgender Fonzie ratings bonanza!

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

353 324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------


Skinny legged ...

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (wEAiE)

354 Famed prosecutor Kamala Harris notes that Kavanaugh has yet to prove his innocence and therefore remains guilty as charged.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)

355 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (axyOa)

356 The hit man's code: No wimmen, no kids.

Even fucking Tony Montoya didn't sink that low

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (zMaZS)

357 I have no doubt the writer knows about Chelsea and Jug Ears' fathers and is blowing covering smoke or assumes it's the case for them so it must be for Barron.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)

358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

359 > Frito-Lay?

Here's a theory: Biden's story about "Corn Pop" is actually just a vague memory of a dream he had about corn CHIPS after dozing off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (IRd4p)

360 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

Pimps aren't generally known for their emotional support.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

361 Colt is NOT out of the civilian AR market. That fucking retard who runs TTAG fucked up again.

Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.

Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.

That is all.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (snxuX)

362 357
I have no doubt the writer knows about Chelsea and Jug Ears' fathers and
is blowing covering smoke or assumes it's the case for them so it must
be for Barron.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)

Always projection. Always.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

363 >>>I'm betting Joe is the one who wears it, while Mika sodozmizes him with a 14" black dildo.<<<


Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

364 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

365 354 Famed prosecutor Kamala Harris notes that Kavanaugh has yet to prove his innocence and therefore remains guilty as charged.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)
------------------------


Is she French?

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (wEAiE)

366 358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

Sarah Conner capped his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

367

Morning Cuck and the Pig.


Yeah, better title than Morning Joe.

Mika would at last be getting her billing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

368 353 324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------

Skinny legged ...
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019


*
*

Whaaa? I don' wan' no woman with no skinny legs!

Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)

369 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.



The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.



They never stop.



There is a lesson to be learned.




Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)


---

They already have his NY State tax returns. This is just a cover to start leaking stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (JUOKG)

370 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!



I keep thinking that those would suppress nicely.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (iCClr)

371 > Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns.

Hmmm....


I repeat: Hmm...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)

372 Didn't Ace permanently ban the coward, Kurt? Must be using multiple IPs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)

373 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)

374 I have to wonder what his father's Presidency and all of the leftist madness it has inspired how it has shaped Barron. I am sure that mom and dad keep him away from as much as they can but at his age and with the wonder of computers, he has to be aware of at least some of it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

375 358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019


...

Y'all are hilarious.

Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

376 267
Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)


Or fall forward, I can never remember.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (ihU8z)

377 > Whaaa? I don' wan' no woman with no skinny legs!

I don't know, but I've been told,
A skinny-legged woman ain't got no soul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (IRd4p)

378 Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (xPJvm)

379 MIKA!
YOU AREN'T MY DAUGHTER!

I BLAME JIMMY CARTER!

Posted by: The spectre of Zbigniew Brzezinski at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (kZT36)

380 311
Throw your MMs into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Please don't around children with peanut allergies. Reese's Pieces are a nightmare.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (jYnPD)

381 Mika, a squirrel with the IQ of a nut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (7pqxB)

382 Maybe Trump is a space-alien from the planet Racist.

Posted by: Mika Brzezinsky at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (uGHnY)

383 Also, isnt half this thread bomb Iran jokes?

What a disappointing troll.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (hr5kG)

384 Didn't Ace permanently ban the coward, Kurt? Must be using multiple IPs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)

Dynamic IP.

Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (O4YGa)

385 There was a string of unreported rapes and murders in New Haven in the years Kav was at Yale. It is likely he is a serial killer and should be removed from the bench until he can prove his innocence. And before you say "30 women didn't go missing in new haven in the 80s". They were unreported. Nobody knows except the killer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

386 371 > Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns.

Hmmm....


I repeat: Hmm...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)

Qatar? Burundi?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (NWiLs)

387 I keep thinking that those would suppress nicely.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM


****

You would be correct sir!
Under 150 yards, a .45 can do the job.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (axyOa)

388 @346

If I had to guess this is Michael Cohen related bullshit.


This will defiantly be fought out in the courts.


There's nothing there but the Donks have a propensity of using their position and power to work their evil will.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (QMIRN)

389 > Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.


Gas prices never spring back. They spring forward. They creep back. Verrrry slowly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (IRd4p)

390 373 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)

no no no no no no no

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

391 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!
Posted by: Diogenes


Jumped into the .308 market in '99. More surplus ammo than you could shake a stick at. Then the sandbox jumped off and you couldn't find any milsurp ammo to save your life.

Went back to 5.56. Done chasing ammo/caliber. If I need a .30 cal, I'll stick to 30-30.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (0t+fn)

392 Crazy Hirono is on the bandwagon for Kavenaugh's impeachment. Well, of course she it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

393 If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------

Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)

394 Thank you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

395 Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With

...

Cant make cell phones and TV's without em.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (hr5kG)

396 CNN says the administration has determined that the attack on Saudi Arabia originated in Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/yxqhor7w

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)

397 Crazy Hirono is on the bandwagon for Kavenaugh's impeachment. Well, of course she it.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

Hirohito probably thinks Kavanaugh is a member of Trump's cabinet.

Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (O4YGa)

398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections

And?
Pardon me while I scratch my balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

399 I guess all of the MSM is just going to ignore Chelsea Clinton looking an awful lot like Webster Hubbell right up until the plastic surgery.

Posted by: _Jaybee_ at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (O3uss)

400 Joe sleeps on the couch tonight.

Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (giver)

401 364 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

Well done. Iceberg Slim would be proud

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

402 398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections

And?
Pardon me while I scratch my balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

Who gives a fuck what those degenerate savages think?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (NWiLs)

403 Will Hirino lead a banzai charge against the next nomination?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (7pqxB)

404 303
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

--------------------

Have Chelsea and Pete Buttgieg ever been seen in the same place at the same time? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Clint Billman at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (kZT36)

405 393 If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------

Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)



I grew up in CA, but I could see a good parody spreading like wildfire.

Did those two DJ's spread the "And if Cass Elliot had given Karen Carpenter those sandwiches, both might still be alive today...." quote?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

406 361 Colt is NOT out of the civilian AR market. That fucking retard who runs TTAG fucked up again.

Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.

Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.

That is all.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (snxuX)

Hmm.

Appreciate the info, thanks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

407
Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq


By I Claudius

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (aKsyK)

408 I'm still not buying Colts, though.
They HAVE fucked up their civilian sales.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

409 NOOD Dems blow off white working-class again

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (Udeyz)

410
Gas prices never spring back. They spring forward. They creep back. Verrrry slowly.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (IRd4p)

++++So true. Prices leap up with exuberance and then go back down - one a penny, two a penny - over the course of a year or so.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (9+jnX)

411 406 361 Colt is NOT out of the civilian AR market. That fucking retard who runs TTAG fucked up again.

Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.

Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.

What's your source? I'd like to see it since the other reportage is apparently incorrect.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

412 No time for more Joe Tex quotes unless we renew that topic in the . . .

NOOD

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (ClOmq)

413 Colt is NOT out of the civilian AR market. That fucking retard who runs TTAG fucked up again.

Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.

Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.

That is all.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz


Seems RSR is saying it also.

https://bit.ly/2mcl2jE

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (0t+fn)

414 403 Will Hirino lead a banzai charge against the next nomination?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (7pqxB)

TEN THOUSAND SMEARS!

Posted by: Maizie Hirono! at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

415 Crazy Hirono is on the bandwagon for Kavenaugh's impeachment. Well, of course she it.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

Haven't heard from her in a while. I guess it takes a long time to take a train from Hawaii

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

416 402
398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections


----------------
And everyone has low expectations of Palestinians.

Posted by: Clint Billman at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (kZT36)

417 Nood

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (hr5kG)

418 393 If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------

Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)


I grew up in CA, but I could see a good parody spreading like wildfire.

Did those two DJ's spread the "And if Cass Elliot had given Karen Carpenter those sandwiches, both might still be alive today...." quote?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)
----------------------------------

It might have been, certainly that quote has been around for awhile. Most if not all of the parody songs from back then would get you cancel cultured for life nowadays for offending somebody.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (oGBso)

419 Those drone attacks were launched from an Iranian proxy in Iraq.

I don't think anyone has an issue with discussing that fact. Obama allowed these safe havens in Iraq and once again, the Right has to clean up the Left's messes.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (hN5g8)

420 BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)

I've heard my mom run through all three boys' names when calling out the youngest.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (FTPn0)

421 When I was a lifeguard at the Congressional Pool in 1964, I fathered Kevin McCarthy.

They were always after me Lucky Charms!

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechuan at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Ndje9)

422 141 123 I bet she talks during sex.

then you are holding her head wrong

THREADWINNAH!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (fpxQt)

423 Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Colt's Manufacturing Company and FN America have each been awarded $88.6 million by the U.S. Army for the production of M4 and M4A1 carbines.

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (wEAiE)

424 From the same 2018 article:

The U.S. Marine Corps plans to replace all it's M16s and M4s in infantry units with the M27 Infantry Automatic Rifle, a Heckler & Koch variant of the M4 with a more reliable gas recoil system, longer barrel and capable of fully automatic fire. It will also replace most Squad Automatic Weapon light machine guns in service with combat units.

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wEAiE)

425 Ric Ocasek, frontman for the rock band "The Cars,"reportedly died due to heart disease, according to the medical examiner's report.

Ocasek was found unresponsive yesterday at his New York townhouse, where he was later pronounced dead. According to the NYC Office of Chief Medical Examiner, the 75-year-old singer's cause of death was determined to have been Hypertensive and Atherosclerotic Cardiovascular Disease.

Pulmonary Emphysema, a lung condition that causes shortness of breath, was listed as a contributing condition.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (BqBId)

426 Call me when COLT is outta the crappy beer market hey bargay I'll have a Shooter too.......

NO i washn't named after a telescope..............

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (5IHGB)

427 Someone do us all a nice big favor and wring the Peacocks lying neck

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (wGqjj)

428 the saving grace is "they can not just stop". Orangemanbad has addled their brains, what little they started with.

Posted by: just do something at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (0hOKG)

429 She must be able to suck a bowling ball thru a garden hose, because she clearly has no other talents.

Posted by: SUG at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (dMrJJ)

430 If I had to fuck that piece of work, I'd get so angry that I'd prolly kill and intern or sumpting.

Posted by: SUG at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (dMrJJ)

431 ..

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (lD3vL)

432 One wonders who she had to put her knee pads on for to get this job. Clearly she has no brains, talent, or knowledge.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 17, 2019 01:00 AM (nRj4F)

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