SJW Dweeb Freddie Prinze, Jr. Has Gotten Redpilled Over Hashtag Feminism

Specifically over the Feminist Monopoly game.

The bit starts at 47:12; I've cued it up. It goes for about five minutes and then meanders.

He doesn't say anything particularly novel. The interesting thing is that he's saying it at all. Who knows, maybe the world is having its Red Pill Moment.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:00 PM

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1 Anyone want to remind me? Is the red pill one that lets you see reality?

Posted by: JAS at September 14, 2019 02:03 PM (0LxiW)

2

A.K.A. the fake actor who ruined Scooby Doo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:03 PM (AAUzk)

3 He was in She's All That, right? I saw it, back when it was called Pygmalion. I don't doubt he's less popular than Wil Wheaton, but is at least above Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: trev006 at September 14, 2019 02:03 PM (AIfDi)

4 Who is Freddy Prince, JR?

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2019 02:04 PM (BLFnH)

5 I thought he was dead.

Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at September 14, 2019 02:04 PM (64hgz)

6

Freddie Prinz is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:05 PM (AAUzk)

7 I went through a phase of watching a bunch of teen movies in the late 1990s. I Know What You Did Last Summer was one of them.

In my defence I was in my mid 20s and trying to get laid.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:06 PM (5C538)

8 Who is this guy and what have you done with Chico and The Man?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2019 02:06 PM (Z+IKu)

9 I remember She's All That being shit. Even by teeny bop rom com standards.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:07 PM (5C538)

10 Anyone want to remind me? Is the red pill one that lets you see reality?
Posted by: JAS at September 14, 2019 02:03 PM (0LxiW)

Yes. Please cut on the dotted line for a handy cheat sheet to keep in your wallet:

---------------

PILLS
Red: awakens you to reality
Blue: allows you to remain in blissful ignorance
Ones that mother gives you: these do nothing
Lake City: 62 grain steel penetrator

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 14, 2019 02:07 PM (t+qrx)

11 I thought Freddie was a crypto-Conservative.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 14, 2019 02:08 PM (6OoFY)

12 Prank caller: "Do you have Freddie Prinz in a can?"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:08 PM (m45I2)

13 KILL THE FEMINIST HERETICS!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 14, 2019 02:09 PM (pw+jk)

14 >>PILLS
Red: awakens you to reality
Blue: allows you to remain in blissful ignorance
Ones that mother gives you: these do nothing
Lake City: 62 grain steel penetrator

You forgot these.

BOP PILLS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlecCXhjek

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2019 02:09 PM (FQutf)

15 Trotsky would be a crypto-conservative to the #woke crowd.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:09 PM (5C538)

16 This bit has Freddie's prinz all over it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:09 PM (m45I2)

17
Speaking of movies, anyone see The Mule?

I pirated a copy and watched it. Good movie, but I don't know what happened at the end. After the scene where they have Clint and are about to kill him, the next scene is in the courtroom. What the hell??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:10 PM (AAUzk)

18 Wait, are we saying that Freddie Prinze Jr is some sort of bellwether?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

19 >>I pirated a copy and watched it. Good movie, but I don't know what happened at the end. After the scene where they have Clint and are about to kill him, the next scene is in the courtroom. What the hell??

In the end it just cuts to a lone dancer...

who appears to be injured.

Posted by: Jerry at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (FQutf)

20 One pill makes you ten feet tall.

/Alice

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (m45I2)

21 PILLS
Red: awakens you to reality
Blue: allows you to remain in blissful ignorance
Ones that mother gives you: these do nothing
Lake City: 62 grain steel penetrator

I'm going to ask Alice, I think she'll know.

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (qKPUy)

22 What day is this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (dNzKv)

23
In the end it just cuts to a lone dancer...

who appears to be injured.

You're confusing The Mule with Schindler's List, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (AAUzk)

24 I believe both he and his wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, are registered Republicans.

Posted by: Synn at September 14, 2019 02:15 PM (7MKQm)

25 In the end it just cuts to a lone dancer...

who appears to be injured.

You're confusing The Mule with Schindler's List, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM (AAUzk)

Or the Last Boy Scout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

26
Freddie Prinz is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:05 PM (AAUzk)

That's what I said

Posted by: Curtis Mayfield at September 14, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)

27 Uh oh. Does this mean the end of House Prinze's dominance over American show business?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:16 PM (ZYB2s)

28 Hey everybody.

Was just reading about the sentence Felicity Huffman just got.

My prediction: Lori Loughlin will flee the US.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2019 02:16 PM (L2ZTs)

29 You're confusing The Mule with Schindler's List, I think.

I guess I missed that while I was making out.

Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at September 14, 2019 02:17 PM (64hgz)

30 what pill makes you small??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)

31 Red: awakens you to reality
Blue: allows you to remain in blissful ignorance
Ones that mother gives you: these do nothing
Lake City: 62 grain steel penetrator

You forgot one:

And though she's not really ill
there's a little yellow pill....

Posted by: Mother's Little Helper at September 14, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

32 Hey, where all da white trainers at?

Posted by: Antonio Brown at September 14, 2019 02:18 PM (ZYB2s)

33 Feminist Monopoly?

I guess there will be no Community Chest. eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:18 PM (m45I2)

34 what pill makes you small??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)

Some psych drugs, as well as some other medications, like blood pressure pills

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)

35 33 Feminist Monopoly?

I guess there will be no Community Chest. eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:18 PM (m45I2)

*rimshot*

also:

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:19 PM (ycWCI)

36 if you find you've been making out with your mule, it's time to quit drinking

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:20 PM (5C538)

37 Nice Muldoon!

Landing on Chance will open you up to the possibility that holding the door for a 'lady' will trigger her and off to the camps you go!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Y4EXg)

38 There was a junior?

Does he star in Chico and the Man 2?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Z1ykJ)

39 I thought Freddy was a traditional Christian Conservative. Seriously? Did he switch teams hoping to find work since that pool hall movie he made?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 14, 2019 02:21 PM (6OoFY)

40 *draws card

"Crap!"

Go to Sensitivity Training. Go directly to Sensitivity Training. Do not pass Go.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:22 PM (m45I2)

41 There was a junior?

Does he star in Chico and the Man 2?
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Z1ykJ)

He had the lead in the all-female version of Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:22 PM (ZYB2s)

42 what pill makes you small??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)
Those little brown ones left by the white rabbit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2019 02:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

43 i've never heard of "redpilled" - from the entry "red pill and blue pill" at wikipedia it appears to be from "the matrix" and means bring introduced to brutal reality. according to wiki there are several other movies that use a red pill, including "total recall", when quaid is offered a red pill to break from his psychotic fantasy (but then he notices the "doctor's" perspiration and realizes it's a trick.).

"red pill and blue pill". interesting wikipedias entry.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 14, 2019 02:22 PM (Pg+x7)

44 "I've cued it up for you."

You are SO sweet.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2019 02:23 PM (sopZ7)

45 His father was Chico, but Jack Albertson was The Man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

46 That Bill Burr Netflix special is pretty ballsy. Might wake up some people.

Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2019 02:24 PM (QCc6B)

47 qdp, to a non-extradition country I'm sure.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2019 02:24 PM (BLFnH)

48 little blue pill ... if erection last longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

Google really is working on The Matrix ... not quite the one from the movie, but definitely a completely fake "reality".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2019 02:24 PM (Cus5s)

49 I want Mooslim Monopoly. Where you get to flog your little sister when the mutaweeen catch her out in public trying to purchase real estate.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2019 02:25 PM (H5knJ)

50 Why is four hours the cut off anyway? A three hour and 45 minute erection is just a good time?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2019 02:26 PM (H5knJ)

51 mutaweeen

Not sure why that made me laugh like a hyena.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2019 02:26 PM (BLFnH)

52 Did we crash the video? Won't play. Probably just as well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:27 PM (zEFV1)

53 Here's a funny one.

Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:28 PM (zEFV1)

54 Why is four hours the cut off anyway? A three hour and 45 minute erection is just a good time?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2019 02:26 PM (H5knJ)

Four hours allows for three minutes of sex and 3 hours and 57 minutes of ring toss. That's all the erection anybody really needs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:30 PM (ZYB2s)

55 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:28 PM (zEFV1)

It's a mistranslation from Laconic Greek.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (t+qrx)

56 Four hours allows for three minutes of sex and 3 hours and 57 minutes of ring toss. That's all the erection anybody really needs.
Posted by: Cicero

----

The Paolo, how do you said, he must disagree.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (Y4EXg)

57 ... fortunately, we can spend hours here, on the internet for reality. although i hear there's a big yellow ball that floats in the blue aboveness and things called trees and birds and flowers and other things, but these are just rumors.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (Pg+x7)

58 50 Why is four hours the cut off anyway? A three hour and 45 minute erection is just a good time?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2019 02:26 PM (H5knJ)

It's a circulation issue, IIRC. Something about blood flow, coagulation and gangrene.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain, His Majesty's First Minister at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (MwFQu)

59 I don't know if it's still on the market, but there WAS a Monopoly for Millennials, and yes, millennials got as pissy about it as you'd expect.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:33 PM (cY3LT)

60 Anyone want to remind me? Is the red pill one that lets you see reality?

Yea, I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to check the meaning myself.

Posted by: Paladin at September 14, 2019 02:33 PM (3YWub)

61 55 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:28 PM (zEFV1)

It's a mistranslation from Laconic Greek.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (t+qrx)

It would be the funniest thing ever in politics if the alcoholic douchebag Beto thought Molon Labe meant 'please take my guns'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:33 PM (zEFV1)

62 Not one funny bit in Burr's clips. What the hell happened to stand up comedy? Though I must say, he drops more F bombs than the RAF over Hamburg.

Posted by: Sir Arthur Harris at September 14, 2019 02:34 PM (K3B2k)

63 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Unfortunately, it won't be Pancho Vanilla taking them. It'll be some local yokel who gets shot doing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (DlU13)

64 Gangrene?

Like Zombie Gangrene?

Down there??

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (zEFV1)

65 here's a sobering quote, concerning the drafting of Versaille 1919 : able to decree the destruction of old and the creation of new States, to determine the fate of ancient dynasties, to convert at will monarchists into republicans and republicans into monarchists - in fact to do almost everything except change men into women and women into men.

Colorado Democrats propose more beyond even that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (5C538)

66 Gangrene?

Like Zombie Gangrene?

Down there??

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (zEFV1)

Rumor has it that Webb Hubbell has some terrifying stories to tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ZYB2s)

67 Saw Hustlers. Don't ask me why. In a Manhattan theatre, surrounded by feminists.

I was hoping for something like Showgirls, but it's a women's revenge fantasy, topped with Sisterhood.

I had to slink out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (1UZdv)

68 Colorado Democrats propose more beyond even that.

Now what's Polis up to?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (m45I2)

69
Yea, I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to check the meaning myself.
Posted by: Paladin

Is there a Rural Dictionary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

70 Rumor has it that Webb Hubbell has some terrifying stories to tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ZYB2s)

I'm sure just cause he couldn't see his johnson didn't mean it had fallen off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:38 PM (zEFV1)

71 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It would seem Bobby ORourke is delusional. He should get checked out.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2019 02:38 PM (myjNJ)

72 zombie gangrene? Is this a thing?

Although, you guess that gangrene would be a common problem amongst Zombie Americans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

73 Not one funny bit in Burr's clips. What the hell happened to stand up comedy? Though I must say, he drops more F bombs than the RAF over Hamburg.
Posted by: Sir Arthur Harris at September 14, 2019 02:34 PM (K3B2k)

I haven't seen this one, but Burr is a funny guy. I find it hard to believe he's not still funny in his latest.

I would expect people who don't find him funny are the ones who are getting roasted. Otherwise, I'm not sure what's not funny.

But then, some people think CK Louis is funny, and I don't get that at all. Miserable prick, he is.

Burr on the other hand, seems to be enjoying life.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:39 PM (cY3LT)

74 thank you Ignoramus. I caught a bad-tuna smell from the 'Hustlers' preview so was waiting for a moron to take that one for the team, like I took 'Booksmart' for the team.

Guess it was your turn this time. Er, sorry.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:39 PM (5C538)

75 53 Here's a funny one.

Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:28 PM (zEFV1)

Beto, like his mama, is working for the cartels.

Posted by: Frosty at September 14, 2019 02:39 PM (LU5TM)

76 Is there a Rural Dictionary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

It just smacks you on the back of the head and tells you knowing what red pilled means will not get the chores done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

77 Yea, I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to check the meaning myself.
Posted by: Paladin

Is there a Rural Dictionary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

Yes. It's called the Dictionary.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:39 PM (cY3LT)

78 Gangrene?

Like Zombie Gangrene?

Down there??

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (zEFV1)

Rumor has it that Webb Hubbell has some terrifying stories to tell.
Posted by: Cicero

Never stick it in crazy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:40 PM (DlU13)

79 Muslim Monopoly ... infidels do not pass go ... ever. Everything is "infidel pays tax, infidel gives up stolen property, infidel spends rest of game serving the Muslim ... but it comes with instructions on how to become Muslim, so then you always win. The crusade version is better.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2019 02:40 PM (Cus5s)

80 AR-15 is Texas Faggot for "brown starfish". It's regional slang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2019 02:40 PM (jEgzt)

81 i've worked with mexicans my whole working life. only a fag mexican would call himself, beto. this is a known, known. what a fucking patronizing dumbass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2019 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

82 Hustlers is my mind of flick!!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 14, 2019 02:41 PM (zEFV1)

83 80 AR-15 is Texas Faggot for "brown starfish". It's regional slang.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2019 02:40 PM (jEgzt)

Well, he cannot have that either, but that goes without saying.

Even though I said it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

84 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It would seem Bobby ORourke is delusional. He should get checked out.
Posted by: madamemayhem

Pancho can't pass a background check with his burglary and dwi record.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:41 PM (DlU13)

85 Is there a Rural Dictionary?

*****

Yes. And it will tell you that 'rural' rhymes with 'Earl', the stuff you put in your car engine every 4000 miles.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2)

86 The Legislative session is done this year. We're set to watch it all get enforced on CO schools and daycares over the autumn semester. That's what Polis will be up to.

As for the GOP here : there was a recall petition but it didn't get enough signatures (btw, I didn't sign it, it was a stupid ploy). Other petitions are going out to maybe recall a couple of the weaker D senators. That much, I'd consider signing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:43 PM (5C538)

87 bth, don't know how you can live in the belly of the beast.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2019 02:44 PM (BLFnH)

88 55 Beto, the alcoholic douchebag, says Texans are begging him to take away their AR15s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:28 PM (zEFV1)

It's a mistranslation from Laconic Greek.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 14, 2019 02:32 PM (t+qrx)

He's saying that the OWNERS of the AR15s want them confiscated? Why wouldn't those idiots just turn them in or sell them if they don't want them?

I was briefly introduced to a lovely AR15 (at least I think that's what it was) and if I were its owner I certainly wouldn't let anyone take it away.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 14, 2019 02:45 PM (TdMsT)

89 Is there a Rural Dictionary?

*****

Yes. And it will tell you that 'rural' rhymes with 'Earl', the stuff you put in your car engine every 4000 miles.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2)

Every 4000 miles?? Ooh, that's fancy! You must be city folk.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:46 PM (cY3LT)

90
Yes. And it will tell you that 'rural' rhymes with 'Earl', the stuff you put in your car engine every 4000 miles.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2

Closer to 'Awl' than 'Earl' but not a bad shot across the bowel.

*yes, I know. That was a joke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:46 PM (zEFV1)

91 Other petitions are going out to maybe recall a couple of the weaker D senators.

********

The National Popular Vote repeal petition DID get certified, so that at least will be on the 2020 ballot. I was a volunteer petition circulator on that one. got lots of "Oh hell yeah, I'll sign that!" reactions,

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:47 PM (m45I2)

92 I don't own an AR-15. If I did, I wouldn't want Beto to take it away. But I'd be tickled if he would try. Personally.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2019 02:48 PM (H5knJ)

93 2020 has a few rallying-cries for conservatives, so I don't expect Polis will enjoy his Parliament Of Whores for very long. The no-on-CC will get out the R vote. and the NPV repeal also.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 02:50 PM (5C538)

94 59
I don't know if it's still on the market, but there WAS a Monopoly for
Millennials, and yes, millennials got as pissy about it as you'd expect.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:33 PM (cY3LT)

Last night I watched a video of a guy (Alabama Picker is his YouTube handle, I think) who speculated those were going to be hot sellers, so he drove to 18 Wal-Marts in 24 hours (750 miles) and bought 182 of them. He paid around $20 per, then listed them on Amazon at around $60. He sold 131 of them in 48 hours and held the rest for higher Christmas sales.

FREE MARKET, BABY!

Posted by: TheHoser at September 14, 2019 02:51 PM (IDjUx)

95 Just a reminder for the non-boomstick folk.

An AR-15 shoots a bullet just slightly larger than a .22 caliber squirrel rifle.

An AR-10 shoots a .308 caliber bullet. Basically a deer rifle.

You never hear them screaming about the AR-10.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zEFV1)

96 Unfortunately, it won't be Pancho Vanilla taking them. It'll be some local yokel who gets shot doing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:35 PM (DlU13)

Please tell me "Pancho Vanilla" is your creation. I want to make t-shirts.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (IDjUx)

97 Yes. And it will tell you that 'rural' rhymes with 'Earl', the stuff you put in your car engine every 4000 miles.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2

Closer to 'Awl' than 'Earl' but not a bad shot across the bowel.

*yes, I know. That was a joke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:46 PM (zEFV1)

Definitely a regional thing. I've known folks who pronounce it "awl," and some who go with "earl."

True story, when I was in the military, I was approached by a fellow who needed some fluids for a armored vehicle, and he asked if I had any "chay juss."

I must confess, I hadn't a clue what he was saying, no matter how many times he restated it. One of my colleagues approached and said "he's asking for cherry juice," which I wasn't a tanker, so I had no idea what the hell that was either. Still don't. Tranny fluid, I would guess, but who knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (cY3LT)

98 "maybe the world is having its Red Pill Moment." I sure hope so.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (mk9aG)

99 70
Rumor has it that Webb Hubbell has some terrifying stories to tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ZYB2s)

I'm sure just cause he couldn't see his johnson didn't mean it had fallen off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:38 PM (zEFV1)

I'm pretty sure if you put it in Hillary, you wouldn't care if it fell off.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (IDjUx)

100 You never hear them screaming about the AR-10.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zEFV1)

If they knew who Eugene Stoner was, they would consider him the Devil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

101 gangrene

Unless you're from Orion green in your pants means you're late to the doctor.

Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2019 02:53 PM (FhXTo)

102 The Burr clips Ace linked yesterday or the day before? From his latest special? I watched all of the clips. If there's a funny bit, someone needs to link to it, because I must've missed it.
All of it was push back on SWJ nonsense. Fine. But don't label it comedy.

Posted by: Sir Arthur Harris at September 14, 2019 02:53 PM (K3B2k)

103 on red pilling: "It has been well said that men think in herds, it will be seen that they go mad in herds as well. But they only regain their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay, "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2019 02:54 PM (V2Yro)

104 I don't know if it's still on the market, but there WAS a Monopoly for
Millennials, and yes, millennials got as pissy about it as you'd expect.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:33 PM (cY3LT)

Last night I watched a video of a guy (Alabama Picker is his YouTube handle, I think) who speculated those were going to be hot sellers, so he drove to 18 Wal-Marts in 24 hours (750 miles) and bought 182 of them. He paid around $20 per, then listed them on Amazon at around $60. He sold 131 of them in 48 hours and held the rest for higher Christmas sales.

FREE MARKET, BABY!
Posted by: TheHoser at September 14, 2019 02:51 PM (IDjUx)

Dammit! I might pay $60, and I don't even know why I would want it. I would think, maybe after one round of play, it would get old and boring.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:54 PM (cY3LT)

105 >>>He's saying that the OWNERS of the AR15s want them confiscated?

Why don't they donate them to the Salvation Army?

Posted by: Frosty at September 14, 2019 02:54 PM (LU5TM)

106 Definitely a regional thing. I've known folks who pronounce it "awl," and some who go with "earl."

*******

My earliest memory of a pun: I was maybe six years old. My dad (whose name coincidentally was Earl) said, "Why did the man sleep on the floor at the gas station?"

"He wanted to wake up oily in the moining!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (m45I2)

107 Tranny fluid, I would guess, but who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (cY3LT

Are we will allowed to call it that?

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (zEFV1)

108 Can you name a job Beto could hold down other than US Congresscritter?

Nice to have rich parents and even richer in-laws. (Daddy, he's so dreamy!)

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (1UZdv)

109 The Chico and the Man guy?? I thought he died a long time ago?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (Dh1wo)

110 If they knew who Eugene Stoner was, they would consider him the Devil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

Damn Oregonian potheads!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

111 An AR-15 shoots a bullet just slightly larger than a .22 caliber squirrel rifle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The .22lr is .223 & the .223 is actually .224.
One thousandth or an inch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:56 PM (DlU13)

112 Tranny fluid, I would guess, but who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:52 PM (cY3LT

Are we will allowed to call it that?

Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 02:55 PM (zEFV1)

I've heard car guys call it that. Not sure I want to anymore though. Damned fruitcakes ruin everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:56 PM (cY3LT)

113 He's saying that the OWNERS of the AR15s want them confiscated?

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Yes.

In Texas.

Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2019 02:57 PM (RU4sa)

114 But don't label it comedy.

Posted by: Sir Arthur Harris at September 14, 2019 02:53 PM (K3B2k)

You're the expert then. Decide what is and is not comedy.

Good to know, I was wondering.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2019 02:58 PM (cY3LT)

115 Shes all that was dumb cuz all the girl had to do was take off her glasses and ya dum she goes from an ugly nerd to a hawty.

That was right before the hot chick with glasses look started happening.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 14, 2019 02:58 PM (HTgmC)

116
An AR-15 shoots a bullet just slightly larger than a .22 caliber squirrel rifle.

An AR-10 shoots a .308 caliber bullet. Basically a deer rifle.

You never hear them screaming about the AR-10.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You oughta see what comes out of an AR-5 !

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 02:58 PM (aKsyK)

117 Please tell me "Pancho Vanilla" is your creation. I want to make t-shirts.
Posted by: TheHoser

Yes. Here. We were riffing on his nickname. I was sitting in Discount Tire getting a flat fixed.

170 Pseudo Villa!
�
Pancho Vanilla.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2018 09:26 AM (EdhH3)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2019 02:59 PM (DlU13)

118

What caliber did Freddie Prinze, Sr. use?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 03:00 PM (aKsyK)

119 Nood. Pet thread up.

Posted by: HH at September 14, 2019 03:01 PM (mIJBI)

120 118

What caliber did Freddie Prinze, Sr. use?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 03:00 PM (aKsyK

Dark. But to answer your question, .357.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2019 03:02 PM (zEFV1)

121 Wait, are we saying that Freddie Prinze Jr is some sort of bellwether?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

In a way, he is. Freddie grew up in Hollywood. I've always watched him mainly because as a kid I really liked his father and was hoping his kid would make it, and he did.

While no superstar, Freddie Jr. married Sarah Michelle Gellar and they remain happily together, unusual in Hollywood. He acts regularly, although he's perpetually C-list so none of his movies are blockbusters. To the point, Freddie's been immersed in Hollywood's SJW culture all of his life. When someone like him says, 'Whoa!' and openly speaks up about the craziness of it, that's something.

Posted by: troyriser at September 14, 2019 03:03 PM (mSO8Y)

122 Letssecretly renamed bee bee guns AR15s. Like the old Foldgers commercial. Hilarity ensues for gun grabbers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 14, 2019 03:04 PM (HTgmC)

123 Scenes from coming attractions?

Iran-backed Yemen rebels used drones to blow up half of Saudi Arabia's oil production.

Saudi's Aramco had just taken first steps toward the largest IPO ever, and a $2 trillion market valuation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 03:04 PM (1UZdv)

124
A.K.A. the fake actor who ruined Scooby Doo.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 14, 2019 02:03 PM (AAUzk)

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I thought they were pretty good. The second Scooby Doo movie was a better Ghostbusters 2 than Ghostbusters 2.

I thought every actor hit his or her character spot on with the exception of Velma being a little too smoking hot.

Posted by: MAGA at September 14, 2019 03:04 PM (qPBX2)

125 Hes married to Buffy? Daaaayum. I have new respect for the dude. I never knew that.

And btw is he not a Republican? Not sure is this means anything.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at September 14, 2019 03:08 PM (HTgmC)

126 In the end it just cuts to a lone dancer...

who appears to be injured.

Posted by: Jerry at September 14, 2019 02:11 PM

With the little kicks and the thumbs?

It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 14, 2019 03:11 PM (Do5/p)

127 I thought they were pretty good. The second Scooby Doo movie was a better Ghostbusters 2 than Ghostbusters 2.

Posted by: MAGA at September 14, 2019 03:04 PM (qPBX2)

I liked them too. Thought they were goofy and innocent.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 14, 2019 03:15 PM (H8QX8)

128 For a guy that was once a teen heart throb, that Prinze douche did not age well.

Posted by: JuicyQ at September 14, 2019 03:15 PM (Sbs8X)

129 All that noise they've making against Trump from jump has, more than anything else, been an attempt to STOP the world from having its red pill moment.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2019 03:16 PM (uEbPt)

130 Not one funny bit in Burr's clips.
Posted by: Sir Arthur Harris

*******

Burr's material is pretty good, and I'm a tough critic - rarely laugh out loud to any of it. Lots worse out there for sure.

Posted by: JuicyQ at September 14, 2019 03:22 PM (Sbs8X)

131 129 All that noise they've making against Trump from jump has, more than anything else, been an attempt to STOP the world from having its red pill moment.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2019 03:16 PM

The joke is on them.

The election of Donald Trump as President was the world's red pill moment.

The noise they've been making has simply been their 'screaming at the sky' moment.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2019 03:24 PM (Do5/p)

132 I have a feeling Kenny Stabler never worried about this shit for one second in his entire life.....

Posted by: Poopstain at September 14, 2019 03:26 PM (N2XjR)

133 Trip from Air and Space museum is starting, quite a display of aircraft and saw the 3D F-1day film. Nice day trip for kids .

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2019 03:29 PM (u/gSm)

134 Where's my whiskey?
Where are the girls?
Where is the party?

worry, worry, worry

Posted by: K.S. at September 14, 2019 03:29 PM (LU5TM)

135
Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Every 'Bama man's behind you,
Hit your stride.
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For Bama's pluck and grit have
Writ her name in Crimson flame.
Fight on, fight on, fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.
Go, roll to victory,
Hit your stride,
You're Dixie's football pride,
Crimson Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide!!

Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at September 14, 2019 03:32 PM (64hgz)

136 48 little blue pill ... if erection last longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

Or ask your wife pretty please to call her sister over for backup, The cute one.

* This is a strategy not available to me personally, but someone should try it and file a Smart Military Blog After Action Report.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 14, 2019 03:35 PM (e9IL4)

137 https://i.post___.cc/281FqXvf/20190914-121437.jpg
Enola Gay from trip to Air and Space museum shortly ago

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2019 03:42 PM (u/gSm)

138 48 little blue pill ... if erection last longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

Or ask your wife pretty please to call her sister over for backup, The cute one.

* This is a strategy not available to me personally, but someone should try it and file a Smart Military Blog After Action Report.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 14, 2019 03:35 PM (e9IL4)

What wife is going to double team her husband--with her SISTER?

Just put out an ABP.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

139 I've got the Rifftrax for the Star Wars prequels on. Haven't watched them since they were released and Rifftrax is the only way I ever would again.

Remember how these were supposed to be all about George W. Bush and his totalitarian, Constitution-shredding administration?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2019 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

140 Joe Biden is reminishing about his wild days with Hugo Castro and Freddie Prinze the First and Tony Orlando trashing Havana till dawn.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2019 03:47 PM (RuIsu)

141 What wife is going to double team her husband--with her SISTER?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2019 03:43 PM

Been a staple for years.

Posted by: San Fernando Valley Film Directors at September 14, 2019 03:51 PM (DMUuz)

142 choo choo!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2019 03:53 PM (wmP1k)

143 *POMPEO SAYS THERE IS NO EVIDENCE DRONE ATTACKS CAME FROM YEMEN

Is there evidence it came from Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 04:08 PM (BqBId)

144 Or Allah's will?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2019 04:08 PM (u/gSm)

145 At last my Prinzzzzz has Come....NOT THE FREDO Prinzer und pranzer..............

Posted by: saf at September 14, 2019 04:21 PM (5IHGB)

146 On Insty there's a story that courts in France have ruled that if you die while having sex during on a business trip, your employer is liable. Even if it's completely "after hours". Europe is insane.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2019 04:23 PM (6XLoz)

147 NJ Devil Marty Brodeur may be the best hockey goalie ever. His wife from Montreal brought in her younger sister to be babysitter.

Now you know where this goes. Marty has an affair with the sister. Wife divorces him and he marries sister and has more kids with sister.

Which led to the immortal Ranger chant where half the crowd would yell Uncle!, then the other half would yell Daddy!

The Rangers are the only team to have a winning record against Brodeur.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 04:26 PM (1UZdv)

148 So, if your spouse roaches you while you are having sex on a business trip...

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2019 04:27 PM (RuIsu)

149 Gangerous Genitals I saw them open for Johhny Rotten
at the Palladium.............

Posted by: saf at September 14, 2019 04:29 PM (5IHGB)

150 NJ Devil Marty Brodeur may be the best hockey goalie ever. His wife from Montreal brought in her younger sister to be babysitter.

Now you know where this goes. Marty has an affair with the sister. Wife divorces him and he marries sister and has more kids with sister.

Which led to the immortal Ranger chant where half the crowd would yell Uncle!, then the other half would yell Daddy!

The Rangers are the only team to have a winning record against Brodeur.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 04:26 PM (1UZdv)

That is messed up.
Don't tell me. His ex-wife comes over to babysit now?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

151 Prinze was actually quietly conservative if im not mistaken. Actually said he was voting for Romney or Bush back in the day.

Posted by: The Drizzle at September 14, 2019 04:59 PM (kGN6e)

152 >>Which led to the immortal Ranger chant where half the crowd would yell Uncle!, then the other half would yell Daddy!

The Rangers Fans win for taunting / mocking opposing players. They have a talent.

Posted by: Jerry at September 14, 2019 05:19 PM (Ro/eX)

153 Ronna McDaniel @GOPChairwoman
21h
Our data shows @realDonaldTrump's approval among Hispanic Americans in Texas has increased by 20% since 2016.

That means he has nearly 1 million new Hispanic supporters!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 05:22 PM (BqBId)

154 I watched Bill Burr last night and found it very funny. Especially when he said that this would probably be his last show immediately after skewering something an SWJ did.

Bill Burr>Chapelle

Posted by: Mog Smash at September 14, 2019 05:24 PM (qMjSx)

155 http://bit.ly/2AibabQ
*******
Australian federal police raid Canberra home of intelligence officer | Australia news | The Guardian
*******
If JackStraw comes around here let him know about this, This raid happened on Sept. 4 in Austrailia

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 05:37 PM (BqBId)

156 Sotiri Dimpinoudis @sotiridi
4m
#Breaking: Just in - Interim president of #Venezuela will make a special announcement on Sunday from #Miranda state in #Caracas.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 14, 2019 05:54 PM (BqBId)

157 147 NJ Devil Marty Brodeur may be the best hockey goalie ever. His wife from Montreal brought in her younger sister to be babysitter.

Now you know where this goes. Marty has an affair with the sister. Wife divorces him and he marries sister and has more kids with sister.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2019 04:26 PM

If Wikipedia is to be believed, it's actually worse.

It was not his wife's sister, but his wife's sister-in-law. Her brother's wife.

So Marty not only ruined his own marriage with his wife, he ruined the marriage of his wife's brother as well.

Melanie filed for divorce during the 2003 playoffs amid reports that Brodeur was having an affair with Genevieve Nault, the wife of Melanie's brother. The incident was referred to by opposing fans during the playoffs. The reports proved to be true, as he and Genevieve married in June 2008.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2019 06:48 PM (Do5/p)

158 "Is there a Rural Dictionary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)"

Naahh, we just use the regular one out here ... Funk & Wagnalls, Random House, OED, your choice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2019 07:42 PM (8fHBx)

159 The only thing I've seen Freddie Prinze Jr in is a video of him singing "I'm Driving Down Highway 40 in My Big Ol' Pick-up Truck" with some kind of weird cartoon character.

Posted by: Abby Normal at September 14, 2019 11:50 PM (zLLOw)

160 I know I'm late here but hey what's with all the cats?

Posted by: Kaner at September 15, 2019 03:19 AM (rR7m4)

161 Definitely misinterpreting his point. He's actually arguing the opposite point.

Posted by: zefal at September 15, 2019 02:45 PM (PzC9a)

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