Black Race Huslter Deray Accuses White Race Grifter Shaun King of Fleecing Donors, Demand He Stop His "Fundraising" Scams

Shaun King is cracker ass cracker and white caucasian who long misraced himself as black, even though both of his parents are white, and say he is therefore white (obviously). In response to that, he claimed that his mother had an affair with a black man who is really his father.

The mother denies this. As does his white father. Whom Shaun King resembles.

Oh, by the way, I just remembered: I'm black too. 400 years of oppression -- and counting!

Fight the power, don't let the man keep you down, et cetera, et cetera, und so weiter.

Since bursting on the scene as the Whitest Man in Black Lives Matter, Shaun King has started one fundraising venture after another.

People have long been questioning him: Where is all this money you keep raising? Is this just another lie of the White Devil?

Deray, a black hustler, goes public with a litany of allegations against Shaun King.

Shaun has followed a uniform pattern over the years, a pattern that has compelled me to speak up, again. This is not the first time I have done so, and I am not alone. Johnetta Elzie and I were in a previous public disagreement with Shaun about issues of transparency and ethics that ended in his apology. Shaun also deleted all of his tweets and noted that he would focus on journalism and would not engage in attempted organizing or fundraising. Importantly, he made this commitment to others both publicly and privately. It is clear now that he did not keep those commitments and after a brief hiatus, re-emerged and began engaging in the same behaviors that caused the last public conflict.
It is important to note that Shaun's journalism has done some good [citation needed-- ace] by bringing attention to stories that may have gone under-reported or overlooked. But the person who paints your house before he steals your car has still committed theft.
I tried previously to engage offline to resolve these tensions, but his behaviors did not change.
There is a formula that he employs when people ask questions or highlight contradictions: issue an unconditional denial, attack the character of the person asking questions, argue that white supremacists are attacking him or his family, respond only to the least salient of all points raised, then issue a statement akin to an apology.
But he does not often answer any of the questions or offer any resolution of contradictions raised, but instead, deflects. What's more, he often bullies and intimidates those who ask questions at all, turning his ire especially at Black women, attempting to scare inquirers into silence.
When asked about the repeated organizations and lack of transparency on funding, he has replied noting that "failure is not fraud," as if to suggest that questions raised do not warrant serious responses simply because he may have been an ineffective leader. But at a point, those who attempt to lead but consistently demonstrate that they cannot effectively lead should stop. We have reached that point with Shaun.

Apparently "failure is not fraud" means that he can repeatedly fail to complete the projects he's fundraised for, or account for the money, but he says that these are merely serial failures, not frauds.

Which does raise the question: How many times does one get to claim "innocent error" before one can be charged with knowing fraud? I mean, it's not like Shaun King has any reason to believe he'll deliver on his new projects, or be able to account for the money raised any better than he did in the past.

...
Shaun has continued to thrive because many people cannot believe that they have been duped, used, or taken advantage of.
I have also seen people know the truth and choose to be silent, defend actions they know are indefensible, or suspend all logic in order to not disrupt previous public statements. When behaviors and actions are no longer exceptions but a pattern, we have to question motivations, judgment, and intentions.
His choices are so sweeping and brazen in their manipulation that they compromise others, compromise the collective work, and compromise a shared sense of integrity.

The rest of the post details Shaun King's many, many lucrative, but nonproductive, fundraising ventures.

I'll highlight one. It's actually no big deal in the scheme of things, because one can say he fundriased for a lark, and if he never completed his goal, it's not a big deal.

But it just shows you that this cracker ass cracker will grift for anything, and then give up after a matter of days.

But he still keeps the money, don't he?

This one's just funny, straight-up funny.

So: Let me tell you about the time Shaun King fundraised thousands of dollars for purposes of... mountain-climbing the seven tallest mountains in the world, despite having no experience mountain-climbing, and being completely unfit, totally out of shape and a tired, broke-down, old-before-he's-40 busted-ass honky.

*Mountain Climbing*
In 2011, Shaun began raising money to climb 7 mountains and quit after 4 days. There is a substantive thread on this here.

I literally can’t get over the fact that Shaun King raised thousands of dollars to climb 7 mountains—including demanding people give him airline credits so his family could fly to Seattle with him—and then quit after 4 days. FOUR DAYS. https://t.co/JBgYEeWx4b
— Imani Gandy🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) August 10, 2019

Excerpt from his book. His mountaineering career lasted a whole few hours. Not bad considering he pocketed $100k on that scam pic.twitter.com/JllSDQl9XL
— Onoitsmymothernlaw (@Onoitmymthrnlaw) August 10, 2019

LMAO I just learned that Shaun King once started a grift called "7 Mountains, 7 Continents, 1 Broken Man."

Money collected: $$$

Mountains climbed: 0

HOW IS THIS MAN STILL SUCCESSFULLY GRIFTING, Y'ALL? pic.twitter.com/0duBBan540
— Kendally Brown (@kendallybrown) August 22, 2019

The part where he demands that people give him their airline points so he can fly his family to Seattle so they could watch him... not climb a mountain *because he quit after 4 days*. #shaunking pic.twitter.com/yHC6jd3qJ4
— Imani Gandy🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) August 10, 2019

Nicknames... from Broseidon:

Talcum X and Martin Luther Cream Jr. are the classics, but I saw a few other decent ones on Twitter.
Thurgood Partial
W.E.B. DuBlanc
Snow J. Simpson

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:21 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Dad of Six at September 13, 2019 04:23 PM (VILFc)

2 Talcum X is my all time favorite nickname!

Posted by: Dad of Six at September 13, 2019 04:23 PM (VILFc)

3 Why do I keep getting ads on the sidebar that feature large breasted women?

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 13, 2019 04:23 PM (UFgOG)

4 I am in the wrong scam.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 04:23 PM (HPQLf)

5 Why pay this clown any attention at all? Isn't that what he wants -- and how he makes his living?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 13, 2019 04:24 PM (RmBQf)

6 i love it when they turn on each other...

pass the popcorn, please.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 04:25 PM (vZj1b)

7 Why hasn't someone beating this grifter's ass yet?

Long overdue.

As is an IRS audit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2019 04:25 PM (Z+IKu)

8 Damn!

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:25 PM (cfSRQ)

9 Here we go.Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 04:25 PM (pBbuX)

10 I saw Cracker Ass Cracker open for the Butthole Surfers in '92

Posted by: Hands at September 13, 2019 04:26 PM (786Ro)

11 Mountain climbing?

Appalachian Trail, brah.

Posted by: Mark Sanford 2020!! at September 13, 2019 04:26 PM (QzkSJ)

12 Apparently Deray doesn't obey the new laws of "identifying".

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:26 PM (DuZls)

13 Translation: he's bogarting my gig

Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2019 04:26 PM (bpv2w)

14 So basically he's an insanely brazen grifter.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

15 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 04:27 PM (vZj1b)

16 Shaun King = C. Thomas Howell Cosplay

Posted by: Wytshus at September 13, 2019 04:27 PM (yNpu4)

17 So basically he's an insanely brazen grifter.
Posted by: joncelli

He's not even bronzed.

Posted by: Miklos, still working on his tan at September 13, 2019 04:27 PM (QzkSJ)

18 Talcum X and Martin Luther Cream Jr. are the classics, but I saw a few other decent ones on Twitter.

Thurgood Partial
W.E.B. DuBlanc
Snow J. Simpson

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)

19 He's fleecing all the right people. Keep sending him money suckers! LOLGF

Posted by: Guzalot at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (prSvo)

20 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

21 Lol. I figure anyone willing to give him money to mountain climb deserves to be fleeced.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (kaCWe)

22 Shaun began raising money to climb 7 mountains and quit after 4 days

It was too HARD!

Posted by: Shaun King, White Soi at September 13, 2019 04:29 PM (vtcmf)

23 Like Grandma said: Crap is King.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2019 04:29 PM (RuIsu)

24 This is what's going to happen. After the libdiots do away with all meaning and all chances of making sense by words meaning one thing and not another, then their intersectional wars will just reduce everything to rubble.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:29 PM (DuZls)

25 four days?
Dreaming.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (pBbuX)

26 Moar popcorn?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (9eby4)

27
you know what color fleeces are, right?

That's right.

Posted by: Black Conspiracy Theorist Guy at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

28 So Shaun King is really Max Bialystock?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (O8SrN)

29 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace

I rate this statement as TRUE

Posted by: Miklos, playing checkers with facts at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (QzkSJ)

30 Shaun King/ Rachel Dolezoil 2020 THE unicorn ticket.

Posted by: john doe at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (WX+x0)

31
I have laughed at Talcum X's sorry ass and always will, since he made that pathetic excuse... "Don't listen to my dad! He's a cuck!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

32 Oh, that David Blaine. Not the illusionist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 04:31 PM (kQs4Y)

33 Lost my score card here.

Also RIP Eddie.

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:31 PM (tH5fk)

34 Nice job, Broseidon!

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:31 PM (4PQOl)

35 ace don't beat yourself up you're way better at putting up shelves than Hueless P. Newton is at climbing mountains.

Reading books for book club....that might be a tie

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:32 PM (oZ6kz)

36 Gotta admire SK's in your face grift.

Posted by: Shitavious Cook at September 13, 2019 04:32 PM (m/Gc2)

37 >>>>Nicknames... from Broseidon:
Talcum X and Martin Luther Cream Jr. are the classics, but I saw a few other decent ones on Twitter.
Thurgood Partial
W.E.B. DuBlanc
Snow J. Simpson

Blanco T. Washington

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 04:32 PM (datdl)

38 I was just out in CO a few weeks back and did three mountains in 6 days. I should have thought to ask people GOFUND ME! for my gas and bourbon (after summiting of course) BTW Shaun, we all know white men can't jump.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (KBY7Z)

39 you know what color fleeces are, right?

That's right.
Posted by: Black Conspiracy Theorist Guy at September 13, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

Well maybe Shaun's the black sheep of his family

Posted by: Hands at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (786Ro)

40 20 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

I rate this as hilariously true.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

41 Never trust Whitey.

Posted by: Chris W at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (HPcI7)

42 I'll be happy to not climb seven mountains for $100,000.

BRB setting up a Paypal.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (aXucN)

43 Its all fine with me if liberals are so woke to be grifted by a white man pretending to be a black man pretending to be oppressed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (r+sAi)

44 He's not even bronzed.

Lightly toasted? No.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (HaL55)

45 Lefty race agitator on Lefty race agitator .

Talcum X may end up like Malcom X

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:33 PM (NwIkk)

46 I saw those mountains and just peed myself.

Posted by: Shaun King, White Soi at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (vtcmf)

47 Isn't Deray McKesson the one who thought he originated the blue down vest look and accused some movie of stealing that look from him?!

I'll just go all BEN ROETHLISBERGER and say: "It's funny when one racist grifter calls another racist grifter a racist grifter."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

48 Also found on the interwebs:

Alabaster Sharpton
Tupac Sugar
MiLK
Barry Black

Posted by: banana Dream at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (l6b3d)

49 20 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

After FOUR DAYS?

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (4PQOl)

50 I used to mess with both of these retards while I was still on twatter. They blocked me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (flINI)

51 Shaun King is cracker ass cracker and white caucasian who long misraced himself as black ...
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Heh. I originally read that as misgraced.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (Fiwz/)

52 This is blackmail! And a whitewash!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

53 @ChuckRossDC

BREAKING: Michael Horowitz has told Congress and DOJ that his FISA abuse investigation is complete. Report has been submitted for review.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (cF8AT)

54 The best part, When Shaun needed some powder he just had to rub his pasty face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (KBY7Z)

55 how much you need, ace? what is your definition of mountain?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (KP5rU)

56 I see ace has decided to set up a non-mountain-climbing scheme too.

Fine. I will not climb that mountain in THREE DAYS! Hit me up on PayPal!

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (aXucN)

57 BTW Shaun, we all know white men can't jump.

No, but they sure can fall off a mountain like nobody's bidness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (HaL55)

58 The balls on this guy.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (tH5fk)

59 and so it begins..

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (+Z+Ci)

60 I'm part black, too. Not quite one percent, but from the prime slave-providing part of Africa, according to Ancestry.com. Whew, got me a "get out of paying reparations" card, right there.

Posted by: OCBill at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (df+Zi)

61 bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (Pb

Going to the Catskills doesn't count as climbing a mountain.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (NwIkk)

62 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)
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I would, but only if shelving is involved.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (iB1oa)

63 A fool and his money....

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (9m9TT)

64 One I came up with on my own - Blizzard Charles. But that's a deep cut if you don't know your boxing history.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)

65 Deray's house rent is paid by big daddy Soros.

Posted by: john doe at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (WX+x0)

66 @ChuckRossDC

BREAKING: Michael Horowitz has told Congress and DOJ that his FISA abuse investigation is complete. Report has been submitted for review.

blah blah blah no intent blah blah blah

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

67 und so wieder.

"und so weiter".

I'm sorry, I'm a dick. I'd stop myself if I could, but I can't because I'm a dick. I tried living in hiding, pretending not to be a dick, but everyone saw right through me and knew: that guy's a dick.

Meanwhile, why is talent so unevenly distributed? I have the kind of brain that gets good SAT scores but do I come up with original graft? Give me $100 K so that I can be the first South Sea Islander to not climb Everest left-handed? No, I do not.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (FNXDu)

68 Anybody know why duck duck go won't let me see twitter links?

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (tH5fk)

69 >>Its all fine with me if liberals are so woke to be grifted by a white man pretending to be a black man pretending to be oppressed.

It makes their labeling Ben Carson, Candace Owens and Michelle Malkin "white supremists" even funnier.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

70 *sigh*

Kill half of me to absolve me off all black stupidity that pisses y'all off (I'll even take the blame for Michael Brown, OJ, and any other murderous thug that I've never met or spoken to if you really want me to), and maybe I'll hope the white half survives.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (sm6Pk)

71
So now we have to pick which leftist Black partisan to believe. I don't think there's guidance for this in the White Supremacist handbook.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (13CQC)

72 thanks bandersnatch

Posted by: Black Conspiracy Theorist Guy at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

73 I am rooting for Deray. Because even if he's a douche of nuclear proportions as is Shauna. He at least never pretended to be another race.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (KBY7Z)

74 61 bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (Pb

Going to the Catskills doesn't count as climbing a mountain.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:35 PM (NwIkk)

What if he climbed one of those hill-sized mountains while doing Borscht Belt humor? "I just climbed up from the base and boy are my arms tired!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

75 Maybe he is black. It sounds like Don King could be his dad.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (FJYfm)

76 If you fundraised for a Madden style bus to come to all the MOMEs, you would raise a couple of hundred grand in a week.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (+Z+Ci)

77 Anybody know why duck duck go won't let me see twitter links?
Racism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (r+sAi)

78 Do any of his grifts have any effect on anything even remotely important to normals?

The people who give him money certainly aren't budding conservatives, so if they get fleeced...who gives a shit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (wYseH)

79 Okay, fine. I'll quit after TWO days. You people drive a hard bargain.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (aXucN)

80 BTW, who was it that offered a big chink of money to Talcum if he took a DNA test? Of course he declined, because, well. White.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (KBY7Z)

81 Isn't Deray McKesson the one who thought he originated the blue down vest look and accused some movie of stealing that look from him?!

I'll just go all BEN ROETHLISBERGER and say: "It's funny when one racist grifter calls another racist grifter a racist grifter."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)
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Not exactly. He saw a Planet of the Apes poster, with a bunch of Simion Americans dressed in various clothes, saw one with a blue down vest and was *sure* that a movie poster was a direct slam at him.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)

82 >> i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me

Yeah, and it would be worth it because the movie review of that experience would be epic

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (bDqIh)

83 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

Nobody puts ace in a corner!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (NwIkk)

84
Report has been submitted for review.

blah blah blah no intent blah blah blah
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

=======

Translation: report has been submitted for 99% redactions and leakage proving OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (13CQC)

85 Ha, ha, ha! Everyone good a good laugh in, but everyone knows......black folks don't climb.

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (4e+hS)

86 Allie none of us blame you being black for these people being idiots.

Also note that this isn't black stupidity because, as you might have noticed from all the jokes, Shaun King is whiter than a marshmallow in a snow storm.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

87 67 und so wieder.

"und so weiter".

I'm sorry, I'm a dick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (FNXDu)

I, for one, appreciate the Horde knowledge base.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (4PQOl)

88 Anybody know why duck duck go won't let me see twitter links?

Racism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (r+sAi)
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Or Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (DuZls)

89 Alexandre Dumbass

Posted by: jsg at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (UsAUx)

90 Hueless P. Newton
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*golf clap*

Oh -- Whigga Woods.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (kQs4Y)

91 86 Allie none of us blame you being black for these people being idiots.

Also note that this isn't black stupidity because, as you might have noticed from all the jokes, Shaun King is whiter than a marshmallow in a snow storm.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

Deray, on the other hand.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk)

92 62
i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING
I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

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We should do Ace fundraiser's specifically targeting things we know you won't do.

But you'll claim to do it, and we'll all pretend you're serious.

It will be meta. Seinfeldian.

You'll lie about doing the task and we'll lie about giving you money.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (cfSRQ)

93 a chink of money. like jackie chan?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (KP5rU)

94 Someone stole a million of my sky miles last month. Imma blame this mfer.

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (lknvV)

95 Waitaminute - Thurgood Marshmallow wrote a friggin' book?

Posted by: George Costanza at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (Izzlo)

96 I got the hungrys for your love
and I'm waitin' in your welfare line
Well I ain't got nothing but the shirt on my back
and an old two button suit
I walked out on my job about a week ago
and now I'm sleepin' in a telephone booth

But I'm a gonna be the richest guy around the day you say you're mine

Posted by: Buck at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (WSavC)

97 >>Not exactly. He saw a Planet of the Apes poster, with a bunch of Simion Americans dressed in various clothes, saw one with a blue down vest and was *sure* that a movie poster was a direct slam at him.

Oh right!! Thank you.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (bDqIh)

98 >>Translation: report has been submitted for 99% redactions and leakage proving OrangeManBad.

Just like the report on McCabe's lying and leaking, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

99 His choices are so sweeping and brazen in their manipulation that they compromise others, compromise the collective work, and compromise a shared sense of integrity.

-

I'm old enough to remember when dressing up in blackface and publicly performing the worst stereotypical behaviors was a bad thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (fsa/N)

100 Also : It's probably not healthy to climb a mountain coming off of a 100+ day fast.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (sm6Pk)

101 92 62
i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING
I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

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We should do Ace fundraiser's specifically targeting things we know you won't do.

But you'll claim to do it, and we'll all pretend you're serious.

It will be meta. Seinfeldian.

You'll lie about doing the task and we'll lie about giving you money.
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (cfSRQ)

500 QUATLOOS ON THE EWOK!

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

102 Anybody know why duck duck go won't let me see twitter links?

Go to settings and allow inbeds. I had the same problem.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (9m9TT)

103 I will pay ace one million dollars to swim the English Channel.

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (tH5fk)

104 Ha, ha, ha! Everyone good a good laugh in, but everyone knows......black folks don't climb.
Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:38

He just started a GOHONKY fund to swim the English channel. All proceeds will go to him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (KBY7Z)

105 I should just start a gofundme that says "Gimme some money." It would be refreshing in its honesty

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Izzlo)

106 I will pay ace one million dollars to swim the English Channel.
Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (tH5fk)
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I'll not swim the English Channel for half a million. It's a bargain!

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (aXucN)

107 if this douchebag was taking money from people willing to give it, who the fuck cares?

if he's taking taxpayer money fraudulently, then throw his sorry ass in jail.

either way, my give a fuck meter is at zero

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)

108 CLIMB EVERRRRYYYYY MOUNTAINNNNNNN....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (cxTzE)

109 You'll lie about doing the task and we'll lie about giving you money.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (cfSRQ)
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Make sure you visit my gofundme page. I'm going to drink the Sky.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (DuZls)

110 holy crap I didn't think I could dislike him more, but after this post then going and finding this I do!!

http://wheazy.weebly.com/blog/shaun-kings-medical-history

Posted by: bored383 at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (zJ4nO)

111 Anybody know why duck duck go won't let me see twitter links?

Go to settings and allow inbeds. I had the same problem.
Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (9m9TT)

You da man!

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (tH5fk)

112 @ChuckRossDC 10 minutes ago

From Horowitz's letter to Senate/House committees:

https://tinyurl.com/y2teboab

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

113 Thurgood Marshmallow
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Sojourner Boof
Frederick Flatass

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (kQs4Y)

114 Deray, on the other hand.
Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk

Is a communist

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (NwIkk)

115 I should just start a gofundme that says "Gimme some money." It would be refreshing in its honesty
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Izzlo)
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I'm pretty much trying to do the same thing on this thread and I'm here to tell you it's not working.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (aXucN)

116 I should just start a gofundme that says "Gimme some money." It would be refreshing in its honesty
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Izzlo)
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Spinal Tap has already written a theme tune for you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (iB1oa)

117 I will pee while swimming in the English Channel for $100,000.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (cxTzE)

118 Kill half of me to absolve me off all black
stupidity that pisses y'all off (I'll even take the blame for Michael
Brown, OJ, and any other murderous thug that I've never met or spoken to
if you really want me to), and maybe I'll hope the white half survives.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (sm6Pk)

You're an idiot, and it has nothing to do with your color (whatever that may be).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (wYseH)

119 One day ace will fast long enough that he can just levitate up a mountain.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

120 103 I will pay ace one million dollars to swim the English Channel.

Posted by: eleven

ewoks can swim?

who knew?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (d7Ww2)

121 Y'all will know it's a scam when ace promises to read Hound of the Baskervilles on top of the mountain.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (FNXDu)

122 Every day we must scale the proverbial mountain of Privilege.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (cfblg)

123 >>Ha, ha, ha! Everyone good a good laugh in, but everyone knows......black folks don't climb.
Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:38

I've been to the mountain top and I've seen the promised land.

Martin Luther King

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

124 Seriously, anybody stoopid enough to give the fake money deserves to get taken. Fuck those idiots. Keep on keeping on Talcum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (oUkrT)

125 Cassius Clear / Muhammad Pallid

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (Fiwz/)

126 I'm pretty much trying to do the same thing on this thread and I'm here to tell you it's not working.

Meet me half way. Buy a ticket.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (+Z+Ci)

127 Anyone heard from calm mentor lately?

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (lknvV)

128

The white dude has a squealer scar.

Wonder why he got that!

Maybe he got that climbin a small hill in his fucking backyard.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (z8c2c)

129 Talcum should up his game: announce he has sickle cell anemia and start a gofundme.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (kaCWe)

130 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

131 I will pay ace one million dollars to swim the English Channel.
Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (tH5fk)
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I'll not swim the English Channel for half a million. It's a bargain!
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (aXucN)
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Oh yeah? Well, I'll not swim the Atlantic friggin' Ocean! HA!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (iB1oa)

132 105 I should just start a gofundme that says "Gimme some money." It would be refreshing in its honesty
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Izzlo)

"I am brazenly, up front asking for your money, for nothing in return, but the good feelings of having helped your fellow man to feed, clothe, house, and arm himself, and possibly raise an army to conquer the world."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (J+mig)

133 Vanilla Slice.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

134
Just like the report on McCabe's lying and leaking, right?
Posted by: JackStraw

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Ah yes. In fact, I hear his indictment is imminent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (13CQC)

135 ewoks can swim?

The hairs on an ewok are hollow.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (9m9TT)

136 66 @ChuckRossDC

BREAKING: Michael Horowitz has told Congress and DOJ that his FISA abuse investigation is complete. Report has been submitted for review.

blah blah blah no intent blah blah blah
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
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So there's speculation that the grand jury refused to indict McCabe.

Are we looking at the same situation: We have the goods on them but the swamp's grand jury say's "sorry, not feeling it. OrangeManBad."

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

137 123 >>Ha, ha, ha! Everyone good a good laugh in, but everyone knows......black folks don't climb.
Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:38

I've been to the mountain top and I've seen the promised land.

Martin Luther King
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Doesn't say he CLIMBED it.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (4PQOl)

138 I will pay Ace not to build shelves with a backwards screwdriver.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (r+sAi)

139 Poor bastard didn't have the record player going at night.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (FTlwv)

140 "I am brazenly, up front asking for your money, for nothing in return, but the good feelings of having helped your fellow man to feed, clothe, house, and arm himself, and possibly raise an army to conquer the world."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (J+mig)
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"It's the next best thing to real socialism!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (DuZls)

141 Wasn't Shaun King the guy that took a pic of two orange earplugs on the ground (in Ferguson) and asked if they were rubber bullets?

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cF8AT)

142 King should run for Seattle City Council.

He would win.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (sy5kK)

143 Anyone heard from calm mentor lately?

Is this an aspersion?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (+Z+Ci)

144 So there's speculation that the grand jury refused to indict McCabe.

Are we looking at the same situation: We have the goods on them but
the swamp's grand jury say's "sorry, not feeling it. OrangeManBad."

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

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By whom?

Who is leaking this?

Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cfSRQ)

145 A week ago Ace was considering dropping acid and now he's considering climbing a mountain if we pay him.

But what we always end up settling for is a movie review.

Posted by: Hands at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)

146 >> if this douchebag was taking money from people willing to give it, who the fuck cares?

I'm guessing McKesson cares because he fundraises from the same people - if they donate to King, there's less they have to give to him. He's also making McKesson and his other race hustlers look bad.

They're both race advocates who became well-known with the #BLM stuff, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

147 Five out of seven von Trapp kids were able to pass the class.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cfblg)

148 I bet his favorite book is Uncle Blond's Cabin.

Posted by: Basketball Jones at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (8754f)

149 Anyone heard from calm mentor lately?
Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM

I think he's working in the IT department of some Nigerian company.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (NwIkk)

150 King should run for Seattle City Council.

He would win.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (sy5kK)
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He'd be a shoo-in in Portland, that's for sure.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (iB1oa)

151 He should hook up with grifter Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (wiXsO)

152 >>Ah yes. In fact, I hear his indictment is imminent.

Sure looks that way.

He will have the dubious honor of being the first Director of the FBI indicted for perjury.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

153 20 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

Ace certainly does know his audience.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

154 I've also seen:

Chalkus Garvey
Whey Charles
Nelson Vanilla
Paley Selassie

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (kQs4Y)

155
And yeah - Deray sucks all the ass. And this is him knifing a rival for movement power.

But good on him for dunking on this huge fraud. A lot of people would do this behind the scenes, to keep movement dirty laundry private, but he's just putting it out there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (AzW6q)

156 147 Five out of seven von Trapp kids were able to pass the class.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cfblg)

heh

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (4PQOl)

157 and possibly raise an army to conquer the world."

pinky and the brain?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (d7Ww2)

158 What we want: Ace climbing a mountain.
What we'll settle for: Ace dropping acid
What we get: Ace drinking Val-u-Rite

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (cfSRQ)

159 I will pay ace one million dollars to swim the English Channel.
Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:41 PM (tH5fk)
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I'll not swim the English Channel for half a million. It's a bargain!
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (aXucN)
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Oh yeah? Well, I'll not swim the Atlantic friggin' Ocean! HA!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:44 PM (iB1oa)
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Don't make me not hop to Antarctica on a pogo stick.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (aXucN)

160 Anyone heard from calm mentor lately?

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2019 04:43 PM (lknvV)

Ouch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (wYseH)

161 He should hook up with grifter Rachel Dolezal.

Their children would outshine the Sun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (+Z+Ci)

162 Grifter T. Washington

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (O8WFE)

163 i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

Ace certainly does know his audience.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

Where do I sign up?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (aS1PU)

164 154 Whey Charles

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 04:47 PM (kQs4Y)

Laughed at that one.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (4PQOl)

165 Wasn't Shaun King the guy that took a pic of two orange earplugs on the ground (in Ferguson) and asked if they were rubber bullets?

That was some reporter named Ryan J. Reilly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

166 >>But good on him for dunking on this huge fraud. A lot of people would do this behind the scenes, to keep movement dirty laundry private, but he's just putting it out there.

Good point.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

167 By whom?

Who is leaking this?

Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cfSRQ)
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This is one place. TheHill

https://tinyurl.com/yy9zeor8

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (G0vdT)

168 What we want: Ace climbing a mountain.
What we'll settle for: Ace dropping acid
What we get: ~~Ace drinking Val-u-Rite~~ Shelving: Phase II

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (+Z+Ci)

169 The two youngest were tragically eaten by goats.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (cfblg)

170 >>Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.

I don't think it's a coincidence that McCabe has the same lawyer that Christine Blasey Ford used against Kavanaugh.

All we need now is McCabe's beach friends to make an appearance.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

171 If we are going to conquer the world, we start in Australia and get the two armies per turn.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (cxTzE)

172 >>>Paley Selassie

haha

Posted by: Black Conspiracy Theorist Guy at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

173 What could I get if I offered to shut up for an entire year ?

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (UsAUx)

174 158 What we want: Ace climbing a mountain.
What we'll settle for: Ace dropping acid
What we get: Ace drinking Val-u-Rite
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:48 PM (cfSRQ)

I figure if he's in day 17 of a fast he'll start seeing flying rabbits emerging from a crystalline sky the moment the booze hits his stomach.

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)

175 I rented a Ford Aspersion once.

Big SUV. Hard to park. It was OK.

Posted by: that guy who mixes up car names at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (WwHot)

176 A week ago Ace was considering dropping acid and now he's considering climbing a mountain if we pay him.

I'll double my contribution if he climbs a mountain WHILE on acid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

177 >>>171 If we are going to conquer the world, we start in Australia and get the two armies per turn.

Ukraine is weak.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer, Author, Entrepreneur, Dreamer at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

178

Here's some nicknames for the white dude.

Stokely Car-white-al.

Mumia Abu O'Shaughnessy

Whitey McWhiteness

George Washington Whiteboy

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (z8c2c)

179 141 Wasn't Shaun King the guy that took a pic of two orange earplugs on the ground (in Ferguson) and asked if they were rubber bullets?

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:46 PM (cF8AT)

Nevermind, it was HuffPo reporter Ryan Reilly.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (cF8AT)

180 ...If you fundraised for a Madden style bus to come to all the MOMEs, you would raise a couple of hundred grand in a week.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:37 PM (+Z+Ci)

1. I second the motion.

2. Ace has gotta hire me to drive the bus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (QzJWU)

181 But Deray has never defrauded ANYONE. Seriously, you guys.

And MASTERED the down vest look.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

182 hobo skinners are not mountain men. ace is delusional, again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (KP5rU)

183
He should hook up with grifter Rachel Dolezal.

Their children would outshine the Sun.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

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Laundry detergents would be named after their offspring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (13CQC)

184 Don't make me not hop to Antarctica on a pogo stick.

Posted by: bluebell

What I wouldn't give to see that!

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (tH5fk)

185 Social Media fraudsters are having some success milking rich western idiots a couple a dollars at a time.

It is probably a better business model than the Goldberg/Hayes model of "If we suck off at least 100 Prog billionaires apiece, then surely at least one will pay us to publish our newsletter," but that's another matter.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (dYe5S)

186 This is one place. TheHill

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (G0vdT)

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Whew, I thought it was something reputable.

Like the National Enquirer.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (cfSRQ)

187 Ahem.

The fun part of any McCabe trial would be the testimony of our tree-gazing friend. Cause either McCabe's lying or Comey is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (cxTzE)

188

Breadger Evers?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (pyXW1)

189 The two youngest were tragically eaten by goats.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (cfblg)

Some of my favorite things.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (NwIkk)

190 I'll double my contribution if he climbs a mountain WHILE on acid.

It turned out to just be a juggle gym.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (+Z+Ci)

191 The two youngest were tragically eaten by goats.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (cfblg)

Yodel ay hee, yodel ay hee, yodel ay hee hooooo.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (aS1PU)

192 20
i bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I
would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

__________

Especially if you combined it with a fast.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (Fiwz/)

193 He didn't even bother to walk up Australia's 7,000 ft "Highest Point"? What a quitter, that's nearly half the size of the mountain he gave up training on, not to mention that it has a road to the summit! Couldn't he at least provide donors with the illusion of him making an effort?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (O4YGa)

194 Alcee Pastings

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (O8WFE)

195 What I wouldn't give to see that!
Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (tH5fk)
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Since you're willing to negotiate, so am I. How about $433,000.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (aXucN)

196 170 >>Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.

I don't think it's a coincidence that McCabe has the same lawyer that Christine Blasey Ford used against Kavanaugh.

All we need now is McCabe's beach friends to make an appearance.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Dude, as you well know Humboldt County chronic don't pay for itself. Dude.

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (RD7QR)

197 My next fundraiser is "An Aston Martin For The Poor". They need it and I'm gonna help 'em get it.

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (4e+hS)

198 Slim Sleazy

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

199 I still don't understand why Rachel Dolezal is a joke and Shaun King is taken seriously.

They are both faking being black - why does White get away with it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

200 if you look at it as 'performance art' it is brilliant

or maybe it is a reverse 'Black Klansman' where the white guy infiltrates the Klan With A Tan Black Lives Matter

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (RKQ/v)

201 H. Rap Beige

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (iB1oa)

202 >>>From Horowitz's letter to Senate/House committees:

https://tinyurl.com/y2teboab

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

May we all see many Merry Christmas indictments.

Posted by: Buck at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (WSavC)

203 The fun part of any McCabe trial would be the testimony of our tree-gazing friend. Cause either McCabe's lying or Comey is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (cxTzE)
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That would be fun.

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

204 Clear-ance Thomas
Condoleezza White-Rice

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

205 Shaun King, AKA Talcum X, sentenced to forever be painfully and unnecessarily flaring his nostrils.

Just like he does now.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 04:52 PM (ePjOB)

206 Booker T. Whitewashington.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (DuZls)

207 Where's his IRS audit?

Posted by: Ha at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (HJ38S)

208 If we're doing rappers now:

Alabaster P

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)

209 Been working all day What is up with mccabe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (n12hH)

210 I'll double my contribution if he climbs a mountain WHILE on acid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Yeah, but does it need to be a mountain that's there when he's NOT on acid?

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (AM1GF)

211 >>The fun part of any McCabe trial would be the testimony of our tree-gazing friend. Cause either McCabe's lying or Comey is.

There is a 3rd option. They are both lying.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

212 183
He should hook up with grifter Rachel Dolezal.

Their children would outshine the Sun.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

======

Laundry detergents would be named after their offspring.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:50 PM (13CQC)

They would have their own line of mayonnaise

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (Izzlo)

213
All we need now is McCabe's beach friends to make an appearance.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

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"Trump's election scarred me for life. I had to put two doors on my wife's graft-funded mansion for fear of his Orangehelm stormtroopers. November 8, 2016 will forever be seared on my hippocampus. It was like he boofed me in the Devil's Triangle"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

214 Been working all day What is up with mccabe
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (n12hH)
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Never mind that. How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (aXucN)

215
By whom?

Who is leaking this?

Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd

======

The resident anti-Trumper at Powerline thinks maybe the grand jury got sent home yesterday because No Indictment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (13CQC)

216 I should just start a gofundme that says "Gimme some money." It would be refreshing in its honesty

Back when it was more about music, Rolling Stone rag would print ads in the back pages that said, "I'm trying to get one million people to send me just one dollar."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (HaL55)

217 190
I'll double my contribution if he climbs a mountain WHILE on acid.

It turned out to just be ~~a juggle gym~~ Jugglin' Jim, the juggler.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (sGtp+)

218 The Not-so-Brown Bomber, Snow Louis.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)

219 Amos N. Sandy??

Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (Dh1wo)

220 DeShaun King is a disgrace to all the Navin Johnsons in this world.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (u6xw0)

221 There is a 3rd option. They are both lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's where my money is. The money that's coming to me from everyone here who is going to pay me not to do things, I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (aXucN)

222 Hot grifter-on-grifter action

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

223 Never mind that. How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (aXucN)

You're good at fundraising.
Real good.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (aS1PU)

224 211 >>The fun part of any McCabe trial would be the testimony of our tree-gazing friend. Cause either McCabe's lying or Comey is.

There is a 3rd option. They are both lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

I don't believe it ever will go to trial. It will be pled out.

The Government has no intention of spending weeks airing its dirty laundry.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

225 Glue Rawls

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)

226 214
Never mind that. How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.

hmm. a pogo stick is just some sort of large, semi-automatic shiv, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (sGtp+)

227 Never mind that. How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (aXucN)
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You mean not give you. $1000 bucks a mile.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (DuZls)

228 215
By whom?

Who is leaking this?

Watch a frenzy of lies and innuendo to spew forth as they try to get out in front.
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd

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The resident anti-Trumper at Powerline thinks maybe the grand jury got sent home yesterday because No Indictment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (13CQC)

Naw, Juror 7 had leftovers from Taco Tuesday at the cafeteria and things got...pungent.

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)

229 Their children would outshine the Sun.

The kids would be so white, they'd be redheaded with freckles and sunburn easily.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (HaL55)

230
How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.
Posted by: bluebell

=======

I'll tell you after you run and kick this football. Here, I'll hold it steady...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (13CQC)

231 Captain Lou Albino

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

232 Never mind that. How much are you willing to give me not to pogo stick my way to Antarctica? That's the real question.
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:54 PM (aXucN)
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Depends. Are you not going all the way to the South Pole, or are you only not going only to the Ross Ice Shelf?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (iB1oa)

233 You mean not give you. $1000 bucks a mile.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (DuZls)
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That's the spirit. Except you got the "not" in the wrong place. Rookie mistake. I'll let it go this time.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (aXucN)

234 Barry White

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (aS1PU)

235 Rachel Dolezal ?

Is that the one they call Fauxsa Parks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (pyXW1)

236 Shawn King is whiter than Barack Owebama's mom.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

237 hmm. a pogo stick is just some sort of large, semi-automatic shiv, isn't it?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (sGtp+)
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* takes notes *

Posted by: Mayor Khan at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (DuZls)

238 Current GoHonky Funding amount $342.35

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (KBY7Z)

239 210
I'll double my contribution if he climbs a mountain WHILE on acid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Yeah, but does it need to be a mountain that's there when he's NOT on acid?

he could join the project to build a bridge between the twin peaks of mt. kilimanjaro.

Posted by: Python, Monty at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (sGtp+)

240 The kids would be so white, they'd be redheaded with freckles and sunburn easily.

Obligatory: Enter the Ginger

http://bit.ly/2WyjVIj

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 04:57 PM (+Z+Ci)

241 Depends. Are you not going all the way to the South Pole, or are you only not going only to the Ross Ice Shelf?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:56 PM (iB1oa)
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Whichever one pays more for me not to do.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:58 PM (aXucN)

242 199 I still don't understand why Rachel Dolezal is a joke and Shaun King is taken seriously.

They are both faking being black - why does White get away with it?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

Clearly because of THE PATRIARCHY!

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2019 04:58 PM (NgKpN)

243 geez I never knew this phony brutha was so popular. Wish I could grift like that.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 04:58 PM (Itgns)

244 Good late afternoon, rons and ronettes.

bet if I fundraised to climb a mountain you guys would donate KNOWING I would crap out after four days and you would get to make fun of me
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

I would pay 50 cents.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 13, 2019 04:58 PM (/+bwe)

245 Whichever one pays more for me not to do.
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:58 PM (aXucN)
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You've got game.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 04:59 PM (iB1oa)

246 221 There is a 3rd option. They are both lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's where my money is. The money that's coming to me from everyone here who is going to pay me not to do things, I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 04:55 PM (aXucN)
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House does not cover those bets.

Posted by: Big Odds at September 13, 2019 04:59 PM (WSavC)

247 That family picture is amazing! 5 or 6 black people, and one glaringly pasty white boy in the upper left.... shit, he's like a flashlight in a closet!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2019 04:59 PM (5AVMW)

248 I would contribute to a go fund me site for Kate Upton to pogo stick in place.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 04:59 PM (NwIkk)

249 Wonder Bro!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2019 04:59 PM (Dh1wo)

250 Glue Rawls
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019

You'll never find...dadadadadda,,less pigment than mine...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (KBY7Z)

251 175
I rented a Ford Aspersion once.

Big SUV. Hard to park. It was OK.

and if you weren't careful when fiddling with the touch screen, you'd turn on the hazards with your thumb.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (sGtp+)

252 Ruddy Waters

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (UsAUx)

253
Well, if the GJ didn't hand down an indictment, then Barr needs to arrest him. I don't like GJs anyway... sorry ass copout for prosecutors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (AzW6q)

254 Ok, I almost inhaled the sandwich I was eating at Thurgood Partial

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (Z1ykJ)

255 It must be rough for him, everyone treating him like he's some kind of...jerk!

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

256 The thing about grifting is that you only have to fool a small segment of the public to make it profitable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)

257 (Shaun King puts shoe polish on face, says in ebonics)

"I can't do it. I hurt my back."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (fsa/N)

258
Ok, I almost inhaled the sandwich I was eating at Thurgood Partial
Posted by: clutch cargo

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I liked Nelson Vanilla.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (13CQC)

259 Xenon Shawn.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

260 The thing about grifting is that you only have to fool a small segment of the public to make it profitable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
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Trust me, I'm finding out that it's harder than it looks.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (aXucN)

261 Sean "The Jerk" King.

I'm nominating that one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (AM1GF)

262 Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in the slam.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Itgns)

263 Sean "The Jerk" King.

I'm nominating that one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (AM1GF)
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So, Ace's boss?

Posted by: Mayor Khan at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)

264 I've got an issue with the blog the past few days, in that I cannot see some embedded content such as what I believe are tweets. I'm not sure, cuz I can't seez them.

Running chrome as a browser. Anyone else have an issue?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (z79tQ)

265 Which would make Rachel Dolezal Vanilla Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

266 They would have their own line of mayonnaise

I lol-ed.
Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.

Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (nRWPy)

267 Rev. Pale Sharpton

Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (Dh1wo)

268 Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in the slam.
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Itgns)

SEE? The rules are the same for the rich and famous as they are for you and me.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Ok, I almost inhaled the sandwich I was eating at Thurgood Partial
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM (Z1ykJ)
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But he's not partially black, is he?

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)

270 Glue Rawls
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019

You'll never find...dadadadadda,,less pigment than mine...
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:00 PM

Im out. Behave yall.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (KBY7Z)

271 I'll not swim the English Channel for half a million. It's a bargain!
Posted by: bluebell

Swimsuit pics ?

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (arJlL)

272 Shaft

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (NwIkk)

273 Remember when you were a kid and you were playing in the yard and you came across that dog turd that was white like cement?

Shawn King....

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

274 I lol-ed.
Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (nRWPy)

You're maiden name is Best Foods?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (aS1PU)

275 >>Is that the one they call Fauxsa Parks?

that's a good one

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

276 Michael Waxon

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (UsAUx)

277 Hell no, JT. Believe me, you'd pay big bucks not to see that.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (aXucN)

278 Has anyone suggested White Plain Grifter?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (87EdW)

279 109
Make sure you visit my gofundme page. I'm going to drink the Sky.

liquid sky?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

280 272 Shaft
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (NwIkk)

Shaft Ed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

281
dagny, nee "Dagny Coolwhip."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

282 Go to settings and allow inbeds.

The banjo kid from Deliverance ?

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (arJlL)

283 264 I've got an issue with the blog the past few days, in that I cannot see some embedded content such as what I believe are tweets. I'm not sure, cuz I can't seez them.

Running chrome as a browser. Anyone else have an issue?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (z79tQ)

Yes. I followed Bosk's suggestion @102 and it's working now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

284 Re-dun Stubbs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (O8WFE)

285 271
I'll not swim the English Channel for half a million. It's a bargain!

Posted by: bluebell

Swimsuit pics ?

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 05:03 PM (arJlL)

Required. So that we can verify that it didn't happen.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

286 Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.

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Hell, man. Who doesn't?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (fsa/N)

287 Whitman Mayo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

288 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

Thanks . That was my intended meaning. You made it better.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (NwIkk)

289
Superfluous Fly...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)

290 Thurgood Marshmallow is my all time favorite.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (NFEMn)

291 dagny, nee "Dagny Coolwhip."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If you're mistaking whipped topping from mayo, remind me not to eat your cooking...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (AM1GF)

292 Wonder Beard?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (87EdW)

293 278 Has anyone suggested White Plain Grifter?

He was the ghost of the murdered sheriff all along!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (O8WFE)

294 or WhiteMan Mayo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

295 Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.

-

Hell, man. Who doesn't?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 13, 2019

Well, only if you're crafty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (KBY7Z)

296 Krafty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (KBY7Z)

297 Blank Aaron.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

298 Best Foods is a maiden name?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (O8WFE)

299 Which would make Rachel Dolezal Vanilla Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

Or Sojourner Untruth.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oh+79)

300 If you're mistaking whipped topping from mayo, remind me not to eat your cooking...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (AM1GF)

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I've never had Cool Whip. I thought it was a brand of mayo. Oh well, that joke sucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

301

The Pale Stale Fail with the Foam From Its Mouth.

Shaun Frothingslosh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

302 286
Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.

Whip?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (ufFY8)

303 I'm'a be honest y'all, I'm still not entirely certain the 21st century isn't one big-ass put-on.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)

304 297 Blank Aaron.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

Willie Maysonaisse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

305 Snow Diddley

Chalk Berry

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

306 I will sue all of you for suggesting that I am white.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to purchase some mayonnaise sandwiches, conclude an escrow matter with my banker, and shop for some fair-trade shade-grown ski-pants at Patagonia.

Posted by: Shaun "Totally Black" King at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (PbpT7)

307 I've never had Cool Whip. I thought it was a brand of mayo. Oh well, that joke sucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You were probably reaching for Miracle Whip, so partial points.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)

308 I'm'a be honest y'all, I'm still not entirely certain the 21st century isn't one big-ass put-on.

It's 1999, and the Matrix isn't Y2K compliant....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

309 Willie Maysonaisse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)
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Mayonaise Angelu

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (DuZls)

310 266 They would have their own line of mayonnaise

I lol-ed.
Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.
Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (nRWPy)

Blue Plate? Is that hyphenated?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

311 302 286
Especially since my maiden name DOES have it's own line of mayonnaise.

Whip?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (ufFY

Whipitgood

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

312 Generic Shawn

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

313 It took The Atlantic only about a year to figure out that Ta-Nahesi Coates was a fraud, but Shaun King has had his gig at NYDN forever. What is wrong with these "newsmen?" They are experts on Anti-News.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (mk9aG)

314 Miracle Gyp?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (Z1ykJ)

315 Blank Aaron.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

Willie Maysonaisse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

Ernie Blanks

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

316 I've never had Cool Whip. I thought it was a brand of mayo. Oh well, that joke sucked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

You meant Dagny MiracleWhip

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)

317 268. She also has to do community service too!

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (Itgns)

318 290 Thurgood Marshmallow is my all time favorite.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:05 PM (NFEMn)

Stay-Puft Daddy (diddy)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

319 I'm'a be honest y'all, I'm still not entirely certain the 21st century isn't one big-ass put-on.

It's 1999, and the Matrix isn't Y2K compliant....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

Ya know? that makes more sense than what I see every damn day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (xPJvm)

320 The "King" refers to his status in Melnibone. Hiyo!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (87EdW)

321 Pearl Campbell

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (UsAUx)

322
The Great White Taupe?

Nah, redundant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (zBaqJ)

323 I remember Cool Whip had that artificial kind of odor and taste which for some reason I really LOVED when I was young

what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

324
As far as mayo - Hellmann's/Best Foods 4 life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

325 I am darker than that fraud.

Posted by: Shaun White The Snowboarding Ginger at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (KBY7Z)

326 Dagny Spartan Brand?

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (DuZls)

327
Pam Clear.

Rosy Clear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

328 Clear-ance Thomas

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

329 It's 1999, and the Matrix isn't Y2K compliant....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

Ya know? that makes more sense than what I see every damn day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (xPJvm)

We live in a post divide by zero world.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (aS1PU)

330 324
As far as mayo - Hellmann's/Best Foods 4 life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

Edy's/Dreyer's

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

331 dagny dukes sounds like a porn name

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (lknvV)

332 >>dagny, nee "Dagny Coolwhip."

Dagny Dukes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

333 It's just a pigment of your imagination.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (KBY7Z)

334 I remember Cool Whip had that artificial kind of odor and taste which for some reason I really LOVED when I was young

what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

Posted by: ace

"dairy topping" or something like that. My family's kept the tubs forever, since at least the '70s. I forget how old elder nephew was before he realized what actually was in those containers at the store...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (AM1GF)

335 It's all coming from the dark side o Uranus.

Posted by: Lizard Mann at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (WSavC)

336 328 Clear-ance Thomas
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

Idi Aminiotic Fluid

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (zBaqJ)

337 @Ryan_VanSickle

Catherine Herridge is reporting that DECLASSIFICATION will come before the IG HOROWITZ'S REPORT on FISA abuse is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

338 Edy's/Dreyer's

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

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I've never heard of this. Is it a NY brand?

For being a white guy, I guess I don't know much about mayo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)

339 wiki:

Cool Whip is a brand of imitation whipped cream, referred to as a whipped topping by its manufacturer, Kraft Heinz.

...

Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skim milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a coloring).[1

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

340 >>The fun part of any McCabe trial would be the testimony of our tree-gazing friend. Cause either McCabe's lying or Comey is.

There is a 3rd option. They are both lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Not both telling the truth?

New "Insurance Policy" theory -
The small group tried to frame Trump for treason but couldn't generate enough fake evidence... the insurance was of course 'obstruction', but not to get Trump but to cover their own asses for the failed frame up. Aaaaand that didn't stick either.

My fallback insurance policy theory is making damn sure to leave enough bread crumbs to lead back to Obama.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (1g7ch)

341 Hey I got a magnificent specimen of Alabama black snake, but I'm not too beaucoup.

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (FTlwv)

342 329 It's 1999, and the Matrix isn't Y2K compliant....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

Ya know? that makes more sense than what I see every damn day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (xPJvm)

We live in a post divide by zero world.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (aS1PU)

I always assumed that dividing by zero would lead to more interesting hallucinations.

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

343 As far as mayo - Hellmann's/Best Foods 4 life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)
Making your own is so easy and amazingly tasty if you've got good ranch eggs. But don't listen to people who say use olive oil - too strong tasting.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (Z1ykJ)

344
Shammy Davis Jr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (zBaqJ)

345 Stay-Puft Daddy (diddy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

Whey-Z and Bleachoncey

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

346 >>"dairy topping" or something like that. My family's kept the tubs forever, since at least the '70s. I forget how old elder nephew was before he realized what actually was in those containers at the store...

Dairy topping is people.

White people.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

347 37 @Ryan_VanSickle

Catherine Herridge is reporting that DECLASSIFICATION will come before the IG HOROWITZ'S REPORT on FISA abuse is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Nothing is Gonna Happen

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (BqBId)

348 >>Shammy Davis Jr.

Hahaha!

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (HPQLf)

349 Deray McKesson and Shaun King.

If there are two people this planet could do without, now that we're rid of Mugabe, these two are well up the list.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2019 05:12 PM (8erNz)

350 338 Edy's/Dreyer's

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

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I've never heard of this. Is it a NY brand?

For being a white guy, I guess I don't know much about mayo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)

Ice cream.
Edy's = east coast, Dreyer's = west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:13 PM (zBaqJ)

351 291
If you're mistaking whipped topping from mayo, remind me not to eat your cooking...

when i was about 4, i made up a pitcher of kool-aid with salt. we were out of sugar, see, and salt is a white powder...

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

352
Shilli Vanilla.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:13 PM (zBaqJ)

353 Used to make illegal cable boxes with the cool whip tubs and a few resistors.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (NwIkk)

354 >>Edy's/Dreyer's

Friendly's

*You're talking about ice cream, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

355 I remember Cool Whip had that artificial kind of odor and taste which for some reason I really LOVED when I was young

what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

There was a really good Mad Men episode about just that question, and it happened when Don Draper and Jessica Pare were breaking up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (FNXDu)

356 what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

Posted by: ace

It's actually freaking oil. High fructose corn syrup and skim milk to make it white. But mostly oil.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (Z1ykJ)

357 It's 1999, and the Matrix isn't Y2K compliant....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

Ya know? that makes more sense than what I see every damn day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (xPJvm)

We live in a post divide by zero world.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (aS1PU)

I always assumed that dividing by zero would lead to more interesting hallucinations.
Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli

I'm pretty certain we shouldn't have ground up and snorted the red pill.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (AM1GF)

358 Arthur Ashy

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (UsAUx)

359 LOL. Felicity Huffman get 14 days in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (KB6If)

360 It's actually freaking oil. High fructose corn syrup and skim milk to make it white. But mostly oil.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM

No wonder the dogs love it!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (KBY7Z)

361 when i was about 4, i made up a pitcher of kool-aid with salt. we were out of sugar, see, and salt is a white powder...
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

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When I was about 20, I told my girlfriend's little brother to whip me up a batch of vodka and kool-aid (because I may in fact be blacker than Shaun).

This kid didn't put sugar in it - it was just ascorbic acid and cheap vodka. I took a big-ass belt of it. Like battery acid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (AzW6q)

362 Wan Williams

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

363 >>what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

It's good for your pelt.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (HPQLf)

364 Friendly's

*You're talking about ice cream, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

I loved their clam chowder.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (NwIkk)

365 Shammy Davis- excellent- 5 stars!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (87EdW)

366
Kunta Tintay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (zBaqJ)

367 In a large bowl, whip cream until stiff peaks are just about to form. Beat in vanilla and sugar until peaks form. Make sure not to over-beat, cream will then become lumpy and butter-like.

Posted by: Lizard Mann at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (WSavC)

368 Robert Gluegabe
Charles Paler

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

369 Wan Williams
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

HA!! Glad I'm alone in my office right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (xPJvm)

370 362
Wan Williams

Posted by: JoeF.

That's very good. I regret coming late to this thread.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (T6t7i)

371 362 Wan Williams
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

That's been my line for a while, but you get credit for posting it here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (zBaqJ)

372 Mitch Cumstein

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (87EdW)

373 @Ryan_VanSickle

Catherine Herridge is reporting that DECLASSIFICATION will come before the IG HOROWITZ'S REPORT on FISA abuse is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

As soon as tonight probably.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)

374 >>Deray McKesson and Shaun King.

If there are two people this planet could do without, now that we're rid of Mugabe, these two are well up the list.

You could also include Linda Sarsour. She's lily white but loves to say she's a "woman of color."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

375

Wilfred's Hide's White

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (aKsyK)

376

Taupera Winfrey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (zBaqJ)

377 Shammy Davis Jr.
Shilli Vanilla.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Second one works on a couple of levels... LOL

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:17 PM (Z1ykJ)

378 People are making a lot about Joe's record player comment. But I just read a transcript and it's sandwiched between streams of disconnected rambling.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (DuZls)

379 367
In a large bowl, whip cream until stiff peaks are just about to form.
Beat in vanilla and sugar until peaks form. Make sure not to over-beat,
cream will then become lumpy and butter-like.

Posted by: Lizard Mann at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (WSavC)

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Our version is just cream and some sugar.

It adds texture but doesn't overpower the dessert it's on.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (cfSRQ)

380 tbh Shaun King grift is not as immoral as cons preying on old people.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (Itgns)

381 Shaun Frothingslosh.

That's a name I've not heard in..." *voice trails off*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (HaL55)

382 Dough Lewis

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (UsAUx)

383 Last I heard of Deray was that he copped a $165,000/year job in Baltimore, Library I believe.
Nice catch Deray! Raising his profile in Ferguson really helped.

Posted by: pj at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (qlTN9)

384 Redd Lox

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (NwIkk)

385 367 In a large bowl, whip cream until stiff peaks are just about to form. Beat in vanilla and sugar until peaks form. Make sure not to over-beat, cream will then become lumpy and butter-like.

Did you INTEND to write a porn script, or does it just read that way by ACCIDENT?

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2019 05:18 PM (8erNz)

386 tbh Shaun King grift is not as immoral as cons preying on old people.

Posted by: kallisto

It's a tax on stupidity. Like the lottery, except the same guy gets the jackpot every time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (AM1GF)

387 337 @Ryan_VanSickle

Catherine Herridge is reporting that DECLASSIFICATION will come before the IG HOROWITZ'S REPORT on FISA abuse is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

If true, this is good. First, get the undeniable crimes out there, let the Democrat press try to define their own conclusions, then hammer their stupidity with the details of the IG report.

Meanwhile, their Prez candidates scream to take away private health insurance and the most popular selling semi-auto rifle from citizens.

Yeah, I feel better already.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

388 Putty Waters

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (O8WFE)

389 tbh Shaun King grift is not as immoral as cons preying on old people.

Meh, a lie is a lie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (HaL55)

390 Marvin Whey

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)

391 A leftist and their EBT monthly payment are soon parted.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (pw+jk)

392

Esther Kaiser Rolle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:19 PM (zBaqJ)

393 Milk Tyson

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (xPJvm)

394 If you laid two Ace Movie Reviews end to end, you could use it to scale Everest, come back down the other side, and then around the block for a coffee.

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

395 A U.S. intelligence report says the mysterious explosion off Russia's northern coast occurred during a recovery mission to salvage the Kremlin's nuclear-powered missile from the ocean floor.

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (0zXml)

396 388 Putty Waters

Cause I'm a man. I spell it w.a.n. - man.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (O8WFE)

397 Very White, which I'm sure has been mentioned,, but I'm nothing if not derivative.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

398 380 tbh Shaun King grift is not as immoral as cons preying on old people.

But it's the same grift Bitch Warren has played her entire career and is trying to push into the Oval Office.

'Affirmative Action' is evil. Simple as that.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (8erNz)

399 SEAN KING stars in

THE UNBEARBLE WHITENESS OF BEING

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (HPQLf)

400 Morgan Creamin

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (uEbPt)

401 what is that stuff? it's not whipped cream or they'd just call it that.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)
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Soylent White is people! It's people!

Posted by: Charleton Heston Cameo at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (DuZls)

402 337 @Ryan_VanSickle

Catherine Herridge is reporting that DECLASSIFICATION will come before the IG HOROWITZ'S REPORT on FISA abuse is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Welp, we'll never see the report then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (1g7ch)

403 I hate cool whip...especially when people use it in and on cakes.

Blech!

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT)

404 Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (HPQLf)
Here we go!!!!

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (uEbPt)

405 NOOD y'all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (3H9h1)

406 361 . YD - Do you also like Courvoisier and Coke?

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Itgns)

407 Shaun King in:

Milk

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (uEbPt)

408 Sallow Hal

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (UsAUx)

409 Damnit the Kardashians aren't black cuz I was gonna say Rachel Dolezal is Skim Kardashian.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

410 Chalk Berry

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

411
If true, this is good. First, get the undeniable crimes out there, let the Democrat press try to define their own conclusions, then hammer their stupidity with the details of the IG report.

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Yeah, I'm in the group of people who believe little will happen in the way of prosecuting the conspirators.

But FISA release is a big-ass deal to me - it will put the Deep State in the position of having to arrest their own leadership (won't happen) or telling the American people that we cannot expect justice for our ruling class, and that our voice means nothing.

Either way, they are in deep shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (AzW6q)

412 Rich Curds Pryor

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (NwIkk)

413 371 362 Wan Williams
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

That's been my line for a while, but you get credit for posting it here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2019 05:16 PM (zBaqJ)

See kids? Uncle JJ knows how to share. You should be more like Uncle JJ.

Posted by: Moms trying to teach their kids how to act to others at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

414 It's a tax on stupidity. Like the lottery, except the same guy gets the jackpot every time.

Scary part is, you know that most everybody that gave to him would do it again.

I'm raising $1M to row a boat across the atlantic.

Try to see if I can row one across the pond in the park first? Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

415 Tillamook ice cream is really good, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

416 Gladys Knight and the Dairy Whips.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)

417 I'm watching the rest of "Live and Let Die", which is kind of a blaxsploitation Bond film.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (kQs4Y)

418 YD - Do you also like Courvoisier and Coke?
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Itgns)

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No. But straight Courvoisier, yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

419 Morgan Creamin
Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 05:21 PM (uEbPt)

Lol

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

420 Dairy topping is people.

White people.

It's a dessert topping.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (HaL55)

421 My fallback insurance policy theory is making damn sure to leave enough bread crumbs to lead back to Obama.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2019 05:11 PM (1g7ch)

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They are really busy right now selling each other out.

No one wants to be left holding the bag. We already know that McCabe sicc'ed the IG on Comey. How many people suddenly called up the hotline when that nugget came out?

I bet that McCabe's upset because he thought he'd covered his ass and is trying to see what other goods he can offer to avoid prosecution.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

422 >>But straight Courvoisier, yes.

'Let's start the Show'

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 05:24 PM (HPQLf)

423

Climb not one mountain
Ford not one stream
Follow not one rainbow
Till you find your scheme

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

424 Too late I know Deray Bieber

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 13, 2019 05:25 PM (aCNZ6)

425 Pale Rider

Posted by: Shaun King at September 13, 2019 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

426 Joustin' Beaver would be a good porn name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)

427 Soft bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Y274z)

428 395 A U.S. intelligence report says the mysterious explosion off Russia's northern coast occurred during a recovery mission to salvage the Kremlin's nuclear-powered missile from the ocean floor.
Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 05:20 PM (0zXml)

Jesus and Mary, it's like keystone cops.

Posted by: Pulsing Brain joncelli at September 13, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)

429 No. But straight Courvoisier, yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

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That's the stuff. Warmed in a snifter besides a crackling fire.

Almost brandy season. Can't wait!

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2019 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)

430 But FISA release is a big-ass deal to me

There was no way that anything could've ever gone wrong when the decidedly anti-Constitutional idea of a secret court was made possible.Nothing at all. Not a thing. Ever. *insert eyeroll thingy here*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 05:28 PM (HaL55)

431 Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in the slam.
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Itgns)

SEE? The rules are the same for the rich and famous as they are for you and me.
Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2019 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Huffman's lawyers were asking for no jail time and the prosecution asked for 30 days. Jail time was split down the middle to 14 days. She also has a $30,000 fine, a year's probation, and 250 hours of community service.

She pled guilty to paying $15,000 to have her daughter's SAT score proctored, expressed remorse and accepts the judgement and sentence.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2019 05:28 PM (WzhJc)

432 Joustin' Beaver would be a good porn name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)
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A little more like a gay porn name. Takes two lances to joust.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 05:29 PM (DuZls)

433 Steve Garvey.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 13, 2019 05:33 PM (y6v9s)

434 Dude is just trying to feed his family and pay his mortgage. God bless him. /s

Posted by: Sapwolf at September 13, 2019 05:35 PM (PRyLN)

435 I hate to say it but he kinds proves that Black folks are bit...gullible?

Sorry if that hurts but lets face it, Blacks been swallowing the Democrat KoolAid since at least the 60's. Remember LBJ's famous quote how he was gonna have N*****s voting Democrat for a 100 years? and they've just about proved him right.

We're maybe seeing signs of that changing but I would guess if so it won't last long. Cause conservative speak harsh truths and Democrats lie like carpetbaggers.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 06:07 PM (cxIsI)

436 Shaun King is so white that when he tries to rap, he yodels.

Posted by: Dave Olson at September 13, 2019 06:18 PM (2l4rX)

437 Race hustlers need stupid, I mean really stupid people. But there are many, many Leftards out there. So many, like cockroaches.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:57 PM (nRj4F)

438
Told the world his father was cuckolded by a black man.

Thanksgiving dinner must be interesting.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 13, 2019 08:17 PM (1RlY2)

439 Twain: "Easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled". Talcum X is nothing more than a leach.

Posted by: Unclezip at September 14, 2019 01:44 PM (s6dmr)

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