Bill Burr Lights Up #MeToo, Feminists

From his Netflix special, "Paper Tiger."

He starts with Dave Chappelle style F*** Your Feelings type attacks against SJWs and Cancel Culture.

The guy below plays about two minutes of the show. Sorry he's talking over parts of it.

Now here's a bit where he decides Dave Chappelle got too much attention for #Triggering the NPCs, so he's going to go even further:

Even I was like "Oh no he didn't" on that last one.

He did a variation of this older bit too:

This is funny too:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:09 PM

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1 Burr. Second.

Posted by: Fringe at September 13, 2019 02:10 PM (yatvJ)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:10 PM (DjIxe)

3 Afternoon from Cleveland...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 13, 2019 02:11 PM (8AnaB)

4 Burr is a legend.

His 12 minute ad-libbed rant on Philly was one of the greatest moments in comedy history.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:11 PM (datdl)

5 Bill Barr's the AG. Bill Burr's the comedian.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

6 The Attorney General?!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (yQpMk)

7 False advertising.
Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (pBbuX)

8 I thought it was the AG too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (NFEMn)

9 Meep Meep!

*SPRINTS*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (d7Ww2)

10 The AG is a comedian????

Posted by: IC at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (a0IVu)

11 Me Undies! Me Undies! No more clammy clam, badoop doop.

Posted by: challengemuffin at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (DFZnL)

12 6. Thats what I thought at first!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (wGbBR)

13 Ace knows what he's doing.

*clickbait*

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (NFEMn)

14 oh, Bill Burr..got it.

Posted by: IC at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (a0IVu)

15 Ten or under.

Posted by: None shall pass at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (JdcHc)

16 Bill Barr's the AG. Bill Burr's the comedian.

It would make a fun movie to have them swapped like Freaky Friday...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (8AnaB)

17 Bill Burr is a legend in comedy. Bill Barr not so much.

Posted by: Guzalot at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (prSvo)

18 The best, absolute best Burr ever did was the early Comics Come Home gag about the Food Network being like the Playboy Channel for starving Africans.

When he grabs the mic stand like it's an emaciated friend, I lose it every time.

Posted by: Fringe at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (yatvJ)

19 17 Bill Burr is a legend in comedy. Bill Barr not so much.
Posted by: Guzalot at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (prSvo)

=========

Legend on the bagpipes, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (DjIxe)

20 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (T434o)

21 Oh lordy. Mary Cloggenstein is going to be epically triggered by this.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (S48ez)

22 Dave Chapelle. Leading the blind back from the chasm.

Maybe more people will start making fun of these idiots, now that it's cool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (zEFV1)

23 I didn't find this chap funny at all.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (IWZO4)

24 Huh. The Culture War. Unexpected, but it's his career, and others, if the Maoists are allowed their way.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (jp0Bv)

25 Who knew the AG moonlighted as a Comedian?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (tVQUs)

26 The real truth is that current Feminism is just a method for delivering the stereo-typical hen-pecking and harpy-ing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

27 22 Dave Chapelle. Leading the blind back from the chasm.

Maybe more people will start making fun of these idiots, now that it's cool.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (zEFV1)

Pointing and laughing at them is the best treatment for their stupid antics.

Posted by: IC at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

28 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

29 *Bagpipe Solo*

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (HPQLf)

30 Nice head fake, ace!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (m45I2)

31 Angry Bill Burr is best Bill Burr.

But he was better when he wasn't letting is girlfriend keep his balls in her purse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

32 Barr should try incorporating more bagpipe into his acts, it's a fatal flaw to let such talent go unused.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (tVQUs)

33 I saw Bill Barr drinking a pina colada in Trader Vic's

and his hair was Perfect

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (8KSPd)

34 *SPRINTS*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 02:12 PM (d7Ww2)

*whumpf*

Oh no, stop, don't, eek.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

35 So did he break out the bagpipes for his encore?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (HaL55)

36 Bill Burr is a legend in comedy. Bill Barr not so much.
Posted by: Guzalot at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (prSvo)

Nonsense. My defense of Lon Horiuchi was comedy gold !!!

Posted by: Bill Barr at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (XZe1A)

37 Raymond Burr is still mort?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (WhTSP)

38 Love Bill Burr.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

39 At least he didn't mistake Roseanne Barr for Bill Burr.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 13, 2019 02:15 PM (zEFV1)

40 I love Bill Burr's podcast because he does the ads like someone who hates ads and thinks the products are stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

41 28 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

Billy Barty FTW!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (dfRN6)

42 I remember when Loretta Lynch was on Last Comic Standing. or was it Ralphie May?

Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

43 20 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (T434o)

That's...not a good sign. The Chappelle special was kinda meh, comedy-wise. Just interesting culturally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

44 I thought Burr was funnier, but to each his own. I did, however, think it was interesting that Netflix released this after the Chappelle special broke the spell. It had to have been taped nearly simultaneously. I wonder if it was an intentional marketing strategy since Chappelle was more likely to be able to survive the heat. (Burr even offhands at one point, "this is my last special")

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (IWZO4)

45 So the AG of the country also does stand up?

I'm confused now

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (ZCEU2)

46 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)
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That was masterly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (iB1oa)

47 The bit about not hiring your plumber's wife, so why elect Hillary Clinton is excellent!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

48 >>>20 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).

I give the edge to Burr.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

49 43 20 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (T434o)

That's...not a good sign. The Chappelle special was kinda meh, comedy-wise. Just interesting culturally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK

===========

*jazz hands*

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DjIxe)

50
And then they said "We're declining to indict Mr. Comey!"

Posted by: Just the Bill Barr Punchline at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (AzW6q)

51 16 Bill Barr's the AG. Bill Burr's the comedian.

It would make a fun movie to have them swapped like Freaky Friday...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (8AnaB)

AG Bill Barr, testifies before Congress!

ROFL.

Really? AOC? Get back behind your bar.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

52 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

You left out Babar

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (HPQLf)

53 28 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM

How dare you, sir! Pistols at dawn, tomorrow!

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (S48ez)

54 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr>Raymond Burr> Roseanne Barr> Babar> Aaron Burr> Richard Burr

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (NFEMn)

55 That's...not a good sign. The Chappelle special was kinda meh, comedy-wise. Just interesting culturally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK

He cracked HIMSELF up quite a bit, I noticed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

56 >>>>I did, however, think it was interesting that Netflix released this after the Chappelle special broke the spell. It had to have been taped nearly simultaneously. I wonder if it was an intentional marketing strategy since Chappelle was more likely to be able to survive the heat. (Burr even offhands at one point, "this is my last special")

I was cynically thinking that, since Netflix is losing huge chunks of it's content to other streaming services, part of their marketing strategy going forward was to be anti-PC and anti-Woke with it's programming.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (datdl)

57 burr did some good Steven Hawking material

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT7)

58 Is the Baskin-Robbins counter guy called a Brrrrrr-ista?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (m45I2)

59 49 43 20 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (T434o)

That's...not a good sign. The Chappelle special was kinda meh, comedy-wise. Just interesting culturally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK

===========

*jazz hands*

The Aristocrats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DjIxe)

It's not for the weak, but youtube has Gilbert Godfried's version of The Aristocrats. And if you can stomach it, it's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (bcbK8)

60 So the AG of the country also does stand up?

I'm confused now

-
Take this lethal injection, p!ease!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)

61 Burr is absolutely brilliant and at the top of his game, and so is Chapelle. I really couldn't compare them really because both are brilliant.

Burr though... somehow he's able to get away with things that I cannot believe he does. Its like the way he puts it everyone gets that HE'S JOKING and yet they have to nod and say "yeah he's right." I mean he always does the obligatory "white men are evil oppressor" thing to try to balance out but you can tell its for comedy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

62 Bill Barr's the AG. Bill Burr's the comedian.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

_______

He has brothers named Tim and Slum and his sister is Em

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (flINI)

63 it's taken a while but comedy is hard.

the sjw's will rue the day they took on comedians.

Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

64 I was cynically thinking that, since Netflix is losing huge chunks of it's content to other streaming services, part of their marketing strategy going forward was to be anti-PC and anti-Woke with it's programming.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (datdl)

Not if we have anything to say about that.

And oh do we ever.

Posted by: The Obama Cabal at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (k76MH)

65 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr>Raymond Burr> Roseanne Barr> Babar> Aaron Burr> Richard Burr> Richard Burton>Bobby Bare

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)

66 63 it's taken a while but comedy is hard.

the sjw's will rue the day they took on comedians.
Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

===========

"What do you mean?"
-Unfunny person about to go out and do a "comedy" bit that isn't funny but totally woke

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (DjIxe)

67 This comedian is kind of boorish.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM (m45I2)

68 55 That's...not a good sign. The Chappelle special was kinda meh, comedy-wise. Just interesting culturally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK

He cracked HIMSELF up quite a bit, I noticed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

Yeah, a couple of times. The part with the guy going to take a call on his cell phone was one of the few 'real' comedy bits.

The Chapelle Show was a lot funnier. The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (bcbK8)

69 He had a funny bit about guns years ago and the ringing in your ears when the home intruder breaks in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (fsa/N)

70 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr

Where does Bob Barker fit in this scheme?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

71 I was cynically thinking that, since Netflix is losing huge chunks of it's content to other streaming services, part of their marketing strategy going forward was to be anti-PC and anti-Woke with it's programming.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (datdl)

Actually playing to BOTH sides in order to cater to different people!?!? WTF?!?
-Gillette, NFL, Dicks

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ycWCI)

72 There's getting to be a lot of push back in comedy about cancel culture, even among very liberal comedians. It makes sense because speech is their stock-in-trade, but up until now they've been making significant accommodations. Looks like holding everyone accountable to the new rules is paying off, because comedians are really feeling the sting (Hart, Silverman, etc.) and they hate it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (T434o)

73 Billy Barty FTW!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (dfRN6)

Half credit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (5l6gb)

74 If Netflix wants to do a Triggering Trilogy, they should let Louis CK do the next one.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (datdl)

75 can we get Burr into the Senate? I'd drop some Hamiltons for that campaign.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (onY2f)

76 His gag about local judges issuing nationwide injunctions is hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

77 >>I was cynically thinking that, since Netflix is losing huge chunks of it's content to other streaming services, part of their marketing strategy going forward was to be anti-PC and anti-Woke with it's programming.

*ahem*
The Obamas' various Higher Ground Productions content for Netflix will be woke as sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (bDqIh)

78 Half credit
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 02:20 PM (5l6gb)

Guess I came up short.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 13, 2019 02:21 PM (dfRN6)

79 42 I remember when Loretta Lynch was on Last Comic Standing. or was it Ralphie May?
Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

The kid from "A Christmas Story"?

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (Izzlo)

80 Maybe Leftist hate comedy is they can't take the heat, only can give it out.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (ZCEU2)

81 comedians are really feeling the sting (Hart, Silverman, etc.) and they hate it.

I have no sympathy for hard left extremists who push and push and push and then get upset when things turn out exactly how they pushed for them to. I'm looking at you, John Cleese, Sarah Silverman, etc.

You planted the seeds, you watered them, and this is the fruit you get. You don't like what happened to England? Suck it. You don't like how comedy can't be done any more? Suck it. You wanted this, now soak in it you bastards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

82 Speaking of comedy . . .

MSNBC Gushes, Hillary Was Right About Racist Trump-Supporting 'Deplorables!'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

83 i linked another great bit

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

84 397 344 271 Maybe if Briscoe Cain had actually written "Molon labe," he'd have gotten away with it. I can't imagine Beto knowing what that means without consulting a reference guide. And since when does a full-on libtard do that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 01:57 PM

He should have written it in Spanish.
Posted by: Jorge Ramos at September 13, 2019

*
*

Venga y lo tome!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 02:23 PM (ClOmq)

85 Leonard Bernstein>Leonid Brezhnev>Lenny Bruce> Lester Bangs

Posted by: REM at September 13, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

86 The SJW vision of comedy is perfectly encapsulated in the Hannah Gatsby Netflix special.

Basically, a mental basketcase has a one-woman therapy session while the crowd watches in awkward silence punctuated with Stunning and Brave applause breaks.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (datdl)

87 Bang Tango?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (bcbK8)

88 Willowed...
If Trump were nicer, maybe Peggy Noonan would come back.....per Conrad Black.

swell

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (X/Pw5)

Peggy, you wrote one awesome speech for Reagan after the Challenger blew up. You've written, perhaps, a half-dozen good columns in the decades since then.
If you're happy to welcome the destruction that electing any of the freaks on the stage in Houston last night because Donnie TwoScoops is "a meanie pants" please feel free to stay away.

Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (77WPm)

89 85 Leonard Bernstein>Leonid Brezhnev>Lenny Bruce> Lester Bangs
Posted by: REM at September 13, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

Leonhard Euler > the above.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

90 89
85 Leonard Bernstein>Leonid Brezhnev>Lenny Bruce> Lester Bangs

Posted by: REM at September 13, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

Leonhard Euler > the above.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

Leonard Part 6

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 02:25 PM (5l6gb)

91 Leonard Nemoy>Leonard Bernstein>Leonid Brezhnev>Lenny Bruce> Lester Bangs

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 02:25 PM (pBbuX)

92 >>I have no sympathy for hard left extremists who push and push and push and then get upset when things turn out exactly how they pushed for them to. I'm looking at you, John Cleese, Sarah Silverman, etc.

YUP.
I love that Silverman and Lena Dunham, two bigtime SJWers, have both gotten caught up in #MeToo by defending their friends from accusations. Like, it never occurred to them the rules apply to everyone, not just people they hate.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

93 The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

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I'll be back, you black motherfuckers! Wide-nose havin' motherfuckers! They should've never gave you n****s money!

You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?!

Posted by: RICK JAMES at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (AzW6q)

94 86 The SJW vision of comedy is perfectly encapsulated in the Hannah Gatsby Netflix special.

Basically, a mental basketcase has a one-woman therapy session while the crowd watches in awkward silence punctuated with Stunning and Brave applause breaks.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (datdl)

She subverted our expectations, ala Rian Johnson.

You see, people expect comedy to be funny...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (bcbK8)

95 80 Maybe Leftist hate comedy is they can't take the heat, only can give it out.
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 02:22 PM (ZCEU2)

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

96 Speaking of comedians, that Kathy Griffin is a hoot!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (m45I2)

97 If Netflix wants to do a Triggering Trilogy, they should let Louis CK do the next one.

But only shoot him from the waist up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

98 The real truth is that current Feminism is just a method for delivering the stereo-typical hen-pecking and harpy-ing.

Why make one man miserable when you can make them all feel that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (efLvS)

99 93 The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

------

I'll be back, you black motherfuckers! Wide-nose havin' motherfuckers! They should've never gave you n****s money!

You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?!
Posted by: RICK JAMES at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (AzW6q)

Yo, I think we'd better get Rick some help.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (bcbK8)

100 I'll be back, you black motherfuckers! Wide-nose havin' motherfuckers! They should've never gave you n****s money!

You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?!
Posted by: RICK JAMES at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (AzW6q)

Game.... blouses

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (KUaJL)

101 My favorite bit about Stephen Hawking is the thought that he had no control over what his vox box said. That he was just a puppet of someone backstage controlling his statements while he helplessly stares around him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

102 The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

------

Too bad Charlie Murphy won't

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (flINI)

103 Leonidas's abs are more fierce than Leonid Brezhnev's eyebrows. Fight me!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (Lr2yJ)

104 Peggy Noonan is living proof that sometimes the friend to your back is more of a problem than the enemy in front of you.

I'd rather be in a foxhole alone than in one with ol' Peg.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (XZe1A)

105 Too bad Charlie Murphy won't

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (flINI)

Didn't

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (5l6gb)

106 I have a burr up my butt.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (aKsyK)

107 >>>You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?!

I'm so glad that show only lasted 3 seasons and Chappelle had a nervous breakdown and disappeared for about 10 years.

If he'd kept going, he'd being doing family comedies and insurance commercials now.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (datdl)

108 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Espionage with a foreign power.

https://tinyurl.com/yy2x68xk

Huawei?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

109 a few comedians breaking from the PC trance will help a lot, in popping the ThoughtBubble trance the left seems to hold over the AverageAmerican, who prefers to go with the flow.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (Cus5s)

110 well if we've lost Peggy Noonan then we've lost... Peggy Noonan.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (onY2f)

111 65 Cockleburs>Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr>Raymond Burr> Roseanne Barr> Babar> Aaron Burr> Richard Burr> Richard Burton>Bobby Bare
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM

Posted by: Xanthium at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (S48ez)

112 Aunt Peg > Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (XZe1A)

113 >>Basically, a mental basketcase has a one-woman therapy session while the crowd watches in awkward silence punctuated with Stunning and Brave applause breaks.

I saw some glowing description of her that was something like, "She challenges the idea that comedy makes you laugh."

What else would a comedian do?
LOL, Hannah Gadsby is the emperor who has no clothes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (bDqIh)

114 94 86 The SJW vision of comedy is perfectly encapsulated in the Hannah Gatsby Netflix special.

Basically, a mental basketcase has a one-woman therapy session while the crowd watches in awkward silence punctuated with Stunning and Brave applause breaks.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:24 PM (datdl)

She subverted our expectations, ala Rian Johnson.

You see, people expect comedy to be funny...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (bcbK

Wasn't the apotheosis of all that basically the whole Tig Notaro special which they were hyping as like "THE MOST IMPORTANT STAND UP SPECIAL... EVER." a couple years back?

I wouldn't know, I didn't watch it.

I don't watch much stand up at all anymore, so much of it is too bitchy.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (sm6Pk)

115 Bill Burr is the reason Chappelle shut down his own show on Comedy Central and took a hiatus for years.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

116 LOL, Hannah Gadsby is the emperor who has no clothes.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (bDqIh)

-------

Couldn't find a punchline in Jonestown.*

*Stolen from Razorfist

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:30 PM (AzW6q)

117
The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Espionage with a foreign power.

The man got their mountie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 02:30 PM (aKsyK)

118 If he'd kept going, he'd being doing family comedies and insurance commercials now.

I think that's part of why he quit, he could see that coming.

And the stress is enormous, trying to put out a funny show every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

119
It's not for the weak, but youtube has Gilbert Godfried's version of The Aristocrats. And if you can stomach it, it's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:18 PM (bcbK

If memory serves, pretty much the most disgusting, horrible and vile version in the documentary film was rendered by Bob Saget.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2019 02:30 PM (veoSD)

120 Aunt Peg > Square Peg in a Round Hole > Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (XZe1A)

121 Our feeeelz!!! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (vtcmf)

122 Heh, that last video was pretty good, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (HaL55)

123 Fuck this kind of coarse humor!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (+Z+Ci)

124 Much funnier and braver than Chappelle.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (H8QX8)

125 In other woke comedy news, SNL announced their new cast members yesterday, and one of them is a friend of a friend. I've watched this guy come up on the Philly circuit and he's hilarious and not woke at all. Today lefty twitter has been digging up all his old material and finding offensive things to try to get him fired. I was excited to see SNL finally hire somebody actually funny, but we'll see how it plays out.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (RIvx9)

126 Does this messed up generation understand that #metoo stands for Pound Me too? Just wondering.

Posted by: stourma at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (sXMR2)

127 >>The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

That guy didn't even have to talk and I was laughing.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (HPQLf)

128 I watched this a few nights ago. He was very funny. Wife was eerily silent through the whole thing, wonder what that means...

Posted by: Dansgirls at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (V25ON)

129 >>>I saw some glowing description of her that was something like, "She challenges the idea that comedy makes you laugh."

I honestly believe that Gatsby's special, and all of the praise it got, was a catalyst for Chappelle and Burr taking on Woke culture now.

When Gatsby's special dropped, there was a rumor going around that a lot of big name comedians hated all the glowing reviews it was getting, particularly those proclaiming it 'The Future of Comedy' (I think that was the New York Times).

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (datdl)

130 When Chappelle tells the story of quitting comedy because he got a weird vibe about a white guy laughing the wrong way at some of his racial jokes he was talking about Bill Burr who was a writer for the Chappelle Show at the time.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (CQ3Qb)

131 108 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Espionage with a foreign power.

https://tinyurl.com/yy2x68xk

Huawei?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Holy fuck, that's like the FBI's Counterintel chief being a foreign agent.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

132 111 ... Richard Burton>Bobby Bare

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:19 PM

Come and kiss me, love, before you leave me.
Come kiss the one you have betrayed.

Posted by: Bobby Bare at September 13, 2019 02:32 PM (XuBZu)

133 LOL, Hannah Gadsby is the emperor who has no clothes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:29 PM (bDqIh)

Yikes, scary analogy. I just googled her and saw her picture. She looks like a chubbier chris hayes.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 13, 2019 02:32 PM (oh+79)

134 >> Bill Burr is the reason Chappelle shut down his own show on Comedy Central and took a hiatus for years.

How so? I recall that Burr was in some of the skits. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

135 Funny thing is, when Bill Burr was one of the many comics associated with the Opie and Anthony Show, he got mocked for being liberal. And he still is, sort of - just he knows what a cancer #Cancel culture is and that SJW's are literal kryptonite to actual humor.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:32 PM (oZ6kz)

136 >>Holy fuck, that's like the FBI's Counterintel chief being a foreign agent.

Almost as bad as the former Deputy Director of the FBI running a coup against a sitting president.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

137 Hawkpilot, where in The Land do you reside, if you don't mind saying?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (oZ6kz)

138 >>Yikes, scary analogy. I just googled her and saw her picture. She looks like a chubbier chris hayes.

Yeah, she challenges the idea that one should have a biological sex, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

139 Did Bill Burr say "pussy"? *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (vtcmf)

140 Aunt Peg > Square Peg in a Round Hole > Pegging > Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (XZe1A)

141
Almost as bad as the former Deputy Director of the FBI running a coup against a sitting president.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

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Well, he was working for the coup-plotters anyway. Wouldn't call that "running" it, exactly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (AzW6q)

142
When Chappelle tells the story of quitting comedy because he got a weird vibe about a white guy laughing the wrong way at some of his racial jokes he was talking about Bill Burr who was a writer for the Chappelle Show at the time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

How does one laugh "the wrong way?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

143 I believe Chappelle quit the first time because he was getting a whole lot of shit from other black entertainers and from the Entertainment execs telling him "you can't make fun of Black folk, you're betraying your race, you just make white cracka's laugh at us!!!" And he finally got enough of it that he just said "I got enough money, I don't need this shit, I'm outta here."

So now enough time has passed that he's got that itch to get back on the stage again. I hope he's toughened up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (Kpl3J)

144 When Gatsby's special dropped, there was a rumor going around that a lot of big name comedians hated all the glowing reviews it was getting, particularly those proclaiming it 'The Future of Comedy' (I think that was the New York Times).

That reminds me of the moment I think Greg Giraldo started to seriously consider suicide. He hosted a roast show and he was almost always funnier and smarter than everyone else on the show.

One show they do a special tribute to Larry the Cable Guy. Now, Larry makes me laugh, but he's pretty much the lowest possible form of dumb humor and playing a fake character for the effect.

Greg Giraldo basically spent the entire roast going REALLY??? LARRY THE F'ING CABLE GUY???

you could see him going "I have been busting my ass for decades doing the best stuff I can and basically being ignored and this hillbilly piece of s**t gets movies and a special honor?? Where's my pistol?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

145 I watched both specials and Burr's is funnier than Chappelle's.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

146 I saw some glowing description of her that was something like, "She challenges the idea that comedy makes you laugh."

So now we have comedians 'subverting your expectations'?

To hell with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

147 >>How does one laugh "the wrong way?"

At, not with.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 02:35 PM (HPQLf)

148 Burr Burr Barr
Barrbarburranne

Posted by: Beach Boys at September 13, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

149
Holy fuck, that's like the FBI's Counterintel chief being a foreign agent.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

*whistles absently*

Posted by: John Brennan at September 13, 2019 02:35 PM (veoSD)

150 Progressivism is the death of comedy.

I had an artist friend, rest his soul, who came up in the 60's, peace corp, the works, who was violently anti communist, which made him stand out in our arts crowd. He maintained that only the capitalist system allowed enough wealth to make art possible and if the Commies took over, he be forced to make State Art.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (+Z+Ci)

151 How does one laugh "the wrong way?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

According to Chappelle he was laughing AT being black instead of laughing WITH being black or some such shit. Laughing in a way that made Chappelle think he was agreeing with the stereotype Chappelle was making fun of instead laughing at the mockery of it.
Cheppelle walked off the set in the middle of taping a sketch and never came back.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

152 >>>So now we have comedians 'subverting your expectations'?
To hell with that.

Subverting Your Expectations = Being Terrible at Your Job

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (datdl)

153 It's awesome our AG is also a stand up comic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (j3npP)

154
How does one laugh "the wrong way?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!
-WJ Lepetomane

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

155 108 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Espionage with a foreign power.

https://tinyurl.com/yy2x68xk

Huawei?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Canada shows the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (1GThF)

156 Holy fuck, that's like the FBI's Counterintel chief being a foreign agent.

"Or the chief of the Russian division being a Russian spy!"
--MI-6

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

157 -
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According to Chappelle he was laughing AT being
black instead of laughing WITH being black or some such shit. Laughing
in a way that made Chappelle think he was agreeing with the stereotype
Chappelle was making fun of instead laughing at the mockery of it.
Cheppelle walked off the set in the middle of taping a sketch and never came back.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM

-----------------

Link?

Posted by: irright at September 13, 2019 02:37 PM (pMGkg)

158 151. Sounds like Chapelle was looking for a convenient reason to walk away from a successful show. Maybe that did it in itself, but more than likely he was just done.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2019 02:37 PM (wGbBR)

159 138 >>Yikes, scary analogy. I just googled her and saw her picture. She looks like a chubbier chris hayes.

Yeah, she challenges the idea that one should have a biological sex, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

Definitely a laff riot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 02:37 PM (1GThF)

160 Subverting Your Expectations = Being Terrible at Your Job
Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (datdl)

Lot of that going around.

Romney has been subverting our expectations for years! *rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

161 I remember the Larry the Cable Guy roast, it might have been Giraldo who had the bit about Larry's most failed character being "Dan the Comedian." (LTCG's real name is Dan Whitney)

Giraldo was funny as hell, but a classic case of comedy coming from pain. He quit being a lawyer to do stand-up instead.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

162 146 I saw some glowing description of her that was something like, "She challenges the idea that comedy makes you laugh."

Next we will have engineers who challenge the idea that engineers design bridges that are safe to cross.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

163 160 Romney has been subverting our expectations for years! *rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

You had expectations?

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (sm6Pk)

164 130 - The Wrong Way. I like Chappelle, but he's seriously full of shit on this (and many other things). Chappelle's skits and comedy make black folks look fucking awful. Like his bit about blacks being silent about Juicy because they knew he was lying. If you think he's being partly serious (and he is), it's an acknowledgment that black folks will put the tribe ahead of honesty. Go back and watch his show. Funny, but scathing about black culture.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (kaCWe)

165 He maintained that only the capitalist system allowed enough wealth to make art possible and if the Commies took over, he be forced to make State Art.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (+Z+Ci)

I've seen it.

The working poor in America have it demonstrably better than all but the upper class in most of the rest of the world. I've been to these places. I know.

But it doesn't matter. The silly fucks will support this and end up with much less, for nothing more than an illusion that everything is equal.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (XZe1A)

166 >>Subverting Your Expectations = Being Terrible at Your Job

It's worse than that, isn't it?

Being terrible = not meeting your expectations

Your expectations are stupid, and I'm going to mock them while I do what I want = subverting your expectations

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

167 Next we will have engineers who challenge the idea that engineers design bridges that are safe to cross.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

What are you talking about?
-guys who designed that Florida footbridge that collapsed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

168 >>>Romney has been subverting our expectations for years! *rimshot*

For Romney to subvert my expectations, he would have to vote for wall funding, call for an anti-trust investigation into big tech, vape during a live interview on Meet the Press and call Beto a cuck.

So far, he is exactly who I thought he was in 2012.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (datdl)

169 Giraldo was funny as hell, but a classic case of comedy coming from pain.

Yeah both him and Richard Jeni, so damned funny and talented but something definitely awful eating at their souls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

170 33
I saw Bill Barr drinking a pina colada in Trader Vic's
and his hair was Perfect....bip

Posted by: kactus at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (HIasT)

171 "The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act."

I wonder what will happen to his horse?

Posted by: Chris M at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (eAZVt)

172 You had expectations?
Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (sm6Pk)

That hair could have been a contender!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

173 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Democrats are laughing at him now

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (ZCEU2)

174 I think the stuff about Burr being "to blame" for the show ending was well known among comedians at least - Opie and Anthony used to rake him over the coals for killing his meal ticket.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

175 Link?

Posted by: irright at September 13, 2019 02:37 PM (pMGkg)

Here's the first one Google gave me but I've heard the story from many different people over the years. They all say it was Bill Burr and as far as I know he was the only white writer on the show.
https://tinyurl.com/y5bjzlfc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:41 PM (CQ3Qb)

176 >>>Your expectations are stupid, and I'm going to mock them while I do what I want = subverting your expectations

I can't remember who said it, but "the failure mode of clever is asshole".

Lot of assholes running around trying to be clever all the time and failing at it.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:41 PM (datdl)

177 Chappelle's skits and comedy make black folks look fucking awful. Like his bit about blacks being silent about Juicy because they knew he was lying.

What's frustrating to me is that every comedian on earth is given license to mock their own people (Jews, Asians, Mexicans, rednecks, whatever) but if blacks do it, its edgy or some kind of betrayal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

178 Traded the poutine recipe for moose head.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 02:42 PM (88+cf)

179 shut it down, the Mounties know

Posted by: the Elders of Moose at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (onY2f)

180 Progressivism is the death of comedy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (+Z+Ci)
---
Because you can't always change the rules. People have to recognize things that are being ironically juxtaposed. The irony comes from expectation. Thus some expectations have to be satisfied so that others can be surprised.

The comic can't just turn to the audience and say "No me and my group of elites decided that that joke was funny"--unless you're trying to satire the way that rules are unilaterally changed in a culture war.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (DuZls)

181
The working poor in America have it demonstrably better than all but the upper class in most of the rest of the world.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:39 PM (XZe1A)

Not just the working poor, even the welfare-sucking US poor are better off. Look at the projects in any major US city. There are so many satellite dishes clamped to the balconies that the building looks like an old Soviet embassy annex from the bad old days of the Cold War.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (veoSD)

182 Leftists are just terrible people.

Posted by: Chris M at September 13, 2019 02:44 PM (eAZVt)

183 The Japanese definitely won the Race Draft, getting the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

Whites lost big time with that pick of Colin Powell.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)

184 Lot of assholes running around trying to be clever all the time and failing at it.
Posted by: El Kabong

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:44 PM (onY2f)

185 Chapelle grew up middle class and built his career on making fun of race issues including low class black culture. I think he flipped out when The success of Chappelle Show demanded that he do more of this.

Now, like many guys who start getting old, he doesn't give a fuck

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 02:44 PM (2UWNb)

186 155 108 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

Espionage with a foreign power.

https://tinyurl.com/yy2x68xk

Huawei?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Canada shows the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 02:36 PM (1GThF)

Um, the Vice story is a bit ambiguous. The headline and the first para make it sound like he's a director of counterintel while the rest of the story makes it sound like he was a director of tech security. Don't know enough to know what's really up. Canucks, any insights?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

187 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

He was one of the Liberal Canadian Trolls on Discus.

Posted by: An Observation at September 13, 2019 02:45 PM (GqJyD)

188 Not just the working poor, even the welfare-sucking
US poor are better off. Look at the projects in any major US city. There
are so many satellite dishes clamped to the balconies that the building
looks like an old Soviet embassy annex from the bad old days of the
Cold War.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (veoSD)

The biggest problem US poor have is obesity. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

189 So Drudge is now selling Klobuchar as the Democrat hope. Lolgf Matt.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 13, 2019 02:45 PM (BRpqW)

190 Lot of assholes running around trying to be clever all the time and failing at it.

Posted by: El Kabong

It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 02:45 PM (88+cf)

191 "Don't know enough to know what's really up."

Vice doesn't know either. They're all stoned.

Posted by: Chris M at September 13, 2019 02:45 PM (eAZVt)

192 93 The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

------

I'll be back, you black motherfuckers! Wide-nose havin' motherfuckers! They should've never gave you n****s money!

You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!?!
Posted by: RICK JAMES at September 13, 2019 02:26 PM (AzW6q)

FUCK YOUR COUCH!

https://tinyurl.com/zlkpkcj

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (Izzlo)

193 If you think he's being partly serious (and he is), it's an acknowledgment that black folks will put the tribe ahead of honesty.

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That's old material for Dave. He did an entire sketch back in the day about black jurors letting black perps off the hook because black. He's obviously seen it as a problem for a long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (AzW6q)

194 So now we have comedians 'subverting your expectations'?
---
Wasn't that Lenny Bruce's entire schtick?

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (DuZls)

195 Traded the poutine recipe for moose head.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 02:42 PM (88+cf)

----

Wait..... THEY'LL DO THAT???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

196
The biggest problem US poor have is obesity. Let that sink in.

___________________

I guess voting for democrats does work!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (xfb67)

197 Something I didn't know until today - Chapelle's mom, a professor and minister, worked for Patrice Lumumba, the old PM of the Congo. Lumumba is the namesake of fellow comedian Patrice O'Neal, who is sadly no longer with us, because he would have had a field day with current feminists.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (oZ6kz)

198 Traded the poutine recipe for moose head.

Posted by: Roland THTG
>>
Moose do that? We should have been told.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (pBbuX)

199 time to buy a new pillow, Matty, you done chewed through another one.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (onY2f)

200 102 The Charlie Murphy stuff will live forever.

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Too bad Charlie Murphy won't
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 13, 2019 02:27 PM (flINI)

Everybody dies. I'm just glad Charlie got some limelight before he went.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK8)

201 "What about Robert Blake?"

"Oh yeah, Baretta did that shit."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)

202 Those 2 guys give me a little very small hope that comedy can be irreverent and not PC again.
I flat out stopped watching any of those people more than a decade ago and I used to like comedy clubs so hopefully its a good sign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)

203 I'm looking forward to Eddie Murphy's new movie about Rudy Ray Moore. Dolemite!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (CQ3Qb)

204 195 Traded the poutine recipe for moose head.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 02:42 PM (88+cf)

----

Wait..... THEY'LL DO THAT???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

205 I laughed so hard at that 1st Charlie Murphy skit, the one with, "I'm Rick James, bitch.", that I thought I was going to need to go to the emergency room.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (xfb67)

206 >>>Lumumba is the namesake of fellow comedian Patrice O'Neal, who is sadly no longer with us, because he would have had a field day with current feminists.

Patrice was another legend from the OandA show that would've been a huge anti-woke comedian today. He used to tell horrifying #MeToo stories on OandA back in the late 2000s involving his him and friends getting their lives destroyed by false accusations.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (datdl)

207 https://tinyurl.com/yxe7dkxf

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (oUkrT)

208 Keep your EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE on the sparrow!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

209 Not just the working poor, even the welfare-sucking US poor are better off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (veoSD)

I know. I've driven past people in Thailand living in a hut made out of corrugated metal, cooking out of a tire rim. Seen parents and their kids picking through roadside trash trying to find something to sell.

We'll either get there or fight not to.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (XZe1A)

210 Burr wasn't the only white writer, the show was co-created by Neal Brennan, a white dude. Brennan co-wrote Half Baked with Dave, they've collaborated on a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

211 Adam Sandler is being mooted as an Academy pick this year. apparently his new film is great.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:49 PM (onY2f)

212 Every comedian I've known, and I've known a few, were miserable people. Just miserable. Just...with good timing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

213 Giraldo was a great comedian but a lot of his humor went over many peoples heads

His success on the Roasts painted him into a corner of being a Mean Comic when he wasn't a mean guy

Larry the Cable guys success killed him

Mores the Pity that he died right before the Trump Roast. Two Queens guys going at it would have been hilarious. I bet Trump would have adopted him. Imagine Giraldo as White House Communications Director

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 02:50 PM (2UWNb)

214 Patrice probably was um, a bit free with the ladies, based on some of the stuff that came out when he was younger. But he could be damned funny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

215 El Kabong - Yup, Patrice's story about ending up in jail over a false rape allegation was a fantastic bit of radio. Really raw, and vivid, and somehow also funny at times.

He'd be *perfect* for this climate, it's such a shame he's gone.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:50 PM (oZ6kz)

216 176 >>>Your expectations are stupid, and I'm going to mock them while I do what I want = subverting your expectations

I can't remember who said it, but "the failure mode of clever is asshole".

Lot of assholes running around trying to be clever all the time and failing at it.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:41 PM (datdl)

"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid" - David St. Hubbins

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 02:50 PM (Izzlo)

217 So the AG is doing standup now?

Sorry, I'm sure that was said 100 times already, but anyway.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2019 02:50 PM (jjaLl)

218 Not just the working poor, even the welfare-sucking US poor are better off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2019 02:43 PM (veoSD)

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The United States set its poverty level at the 94th percentile of incomes world wide.

When you take the "globalist" view those assholes want to embrace so lovingly.... we, for all intents and purposes, HAVE eliminated poverty in this country.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

219 Ortis was charged twice under subsection 22 of the Security of Information Act, which relates to gaining information for the benefit of a foreign power and possessing a "device, apparatus, or software useful for concealing the content of information or for surreptitiously communicating, obtaining, or retaining information."

Every person on this website could be charged with that vague crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (9t0Zz)

220 "Every comedian I've known, and I've known a few, were miserable people. Just miserable. "

that guy on the Bloodhound Gang (who never was #woke) said the same. he doesn't hang out with comedians as a result.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (onY2f)

221 210
Burr wasn't the only white writer, the show was co-created by Neal
Brennan, a white dude. Brennan co-wrote Half Baked with Dave, they've
collaborated on a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought Brennan had the Producer credit. Regardless it's pretty common knowledge in comedy circles that Chappelle was referring to Burr.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

222 Giraldo was a really smart guy, and yeah, some of his comedy definitely was not going to be appreciated by a mass audience. He got into some pretty esoteric references at times.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)

223 I saw some glowing description of her that was something like, "She challenges the idea that comedy makes you laugh."

Dane Cook's been doing that for years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (oVJmc)

224 Get your Beto tees!

https://bit.ly/2lOzP3W

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

225 Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13
That elephant is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (88+cf)

226 211 Adam Sandler is being mooted as an Academy pick this year. apparently his new film is great.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:49 PM (onY2f)

=========

Punch Drunk Love was great, many moons ago. He was good in Funny People.

Sandler is lazy, but he gets good stuff once every decade or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (DjIxe)

227 Ctrl A is grabbing the blog by the pussy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (Lr2yJ)

228 I'm calling Peak SJW. comedians are about to make them the most uncool uptight squares in society and it's going to be funny as fuck.

Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (nFwvY)

229 219 Ortis was charged twice under subsection 22 of the Security of Information Act, which relates to gaining information for the benefit of a foreign power and possessing a "device, apparatus, or software useful for concealing the content of information or for surreptitiously communicating, obtaining, or retaining information."

Every person on this website could be charged with that vague crap.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (9t0Zz)

Huh. TIL a VPN is a felony.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (KUaJL)

230 "Every comedian I've known, and I've known a few, were miserable people."

I'm miserable too, but I'm not even funny.

Posted by: Chris M at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (eAZVt)

231 device, apparatus, or software useful for concealing the content of information or for surreptitiously communicating, obtaining, or retaining information."

you mean... a pencil?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (onY2f)

232 Boulder: Jimmy Pop? He's the only member of the Bloodhound Gang that anybody would know.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (oZ6kz)

233 203 I'm looking forward to Eddie Murphy's new movie about Rudy Ray Moore. Dolemite!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 13, 2019 02:48 PM (CQ3Qb)

Fistbump, you rat-soup eatin' muthafucka!

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (Izzlo)

234 I have had an absolute shit week at work. Horrible. I needed a laugh and those clips did it. Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (KBY7Z)

235 Chris M, now that was funny.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:52 PM (onY2f)

236 Romney has been subverting our expectations for years! *rimshot*

Apparently you were expecting for Willard Rmoney to act like a Trumpian, or at bare minimum, a moderately-loyal-to-the-head-of-my-party Republican.

I was under no such delusion and am therefore not suffering with disappointment.

Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (77WPm)

237 Dane Cook's been doing that for years.

His first CD was pretty funny but man did he have a tight arc. Superstar suddenly out of nowhere, in several bomb movies and then... gone. People realized that he wasn't that great, just an overhyped hack who was good looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

238 Just like you and me...
---
Gay ‘chemsex’ is fuelling urban HIV epidemics, AIDS experts warn. “A surge in ‘chemsex’ parties, where people spend days getting high on drugs and having sex with scores of partners, is re-fuelling epidemics of HIV among gay men in European towns and cities, doctors say.”
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Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (DuZls)

239 #NEW Consumer sentiment rebounds in September after falling to a 3-year low in August.

The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index rose to 92 this month - up from 89.8 last month.

The jump beat expectations as both the current conditions and expectations indexes rose.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (BqBId)

240 224 Get your Beto tees!

https://bit.ly/2lOzP3W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur W

====

DNC the party of Ruby Ridge and Waco

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 02:54 PM (thQkh)

241 tip your waiter because you know I won't

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at September 13, 2019 02:54 PM (nFwvY)

242
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Gay 'chemsex' is fuelling urban HIV epidemics, AIDS experts warn. "A surge in 'chemsex' parties, where people spend days getting high on drugs and having sex with scores of partners, is re-fuelling epidemics of HIV among gay men in European towns and cities, doctors say."
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Remember back about '91 when AIDS was going to become a heterosexual plague?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

243 Faith No More , "I Started A Joke" gets into the sad-clown thing.

arguably their best song.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (onY2f)

244 Hey Der folks I'm Doug the snow plow guy.

This year I am going to challenge and subvert expectations, when my snow plowing will include sitting on the couch drinking hard liquor and absolutely not snow plowing.

I'm breaking barriers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (Lr2yJ)

245 Traded the poutine recipe for moose head.

Posted by: Roland THTG
>>
Moose do that? We should have been told.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 13, 2019 02:46 PM

There are some things the Moose Out Front won't tell you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (ejd/p)

246 237 Dane Cook's been doing that for years.

His first CD was pretty funny but man did he have a tight arc. Superstar suddenly out of nowhere, in several bomb movies and then... gone. People realized that he wasn't that great, just an overhyped hack who was good looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

I still think Vicious Circle is excellent comedy.

Pretty sure he just didn't have the creativity to come up with much new content. Too bad, he had one of the best deliveries of anyone, IMO.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

247 I was under no such delusion and am therefore not suffering with disappointment.
Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (77WPm)

As bad as Obama was - Romney may have been worse.

I didn't lose any sleep when he list.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (XZe1A)

248 Remember back about '91 when AIDS was going to become a heterosexual plague?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

Blood Transfusions!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

249 238 Just like you and me...
---
Gay chemsex is fuelling urban HIV epidemics, AIDS experts warn. A surge in chemsex parties, where people spend days getting high on drugs and having sex with scores of partners, is re-fuelling epidemics of HIV among gay men in European towns and cities, doctors say.
---
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (DuZls)

Why in my day chemsex was just a bottle of Ripple and a copy of Hustler--and we were GRATEFUL!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

250 You know who is annoying me now is Jerry Seinfeld. His "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" was kind of a cool bit early on. His first few "seasons" were clearly him picking his favorite and most admired people and hanging out with them. Now its just... whoever he can get and some of them are just awful. And his show with Eddie Murphy was just cringefest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

251 >>>His first CD was pretty funny but man did he have a tight arc. Superstar suddenly out of nowhere, in several bomb movies and then... gone. People realized that he wasn't that great, just an overhyped hack who was good looking.

A lot of comedians hated him. Mostly for those reasons you just listed. Every once in a while, Rogan will have on some comic and the topic of Dane Cook will come up and they'll shit on him for a few minutes.

And not like the kind of good-natured roasting you see comics do to each other; they seem to genuinely dislike Cook.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 13, 2019 02:57 PM (datdl)

252 huh apparently it was a cover of the Bee Hees.

I don't much like Faith No More, I'll admit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:57 PM (onY2f)

253 https://bit.ly/2lOzP3W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur W

----

We???

Beto boy.... YOU aint doing shit. Youre gonna ORDER armed guys to violate the oath the took to protect the constitution while you sit behind a wall of security like every other tinpot self aggrandizing wannabe Lord over the course of human history.

You... sir... are a fucking coward, and a slug.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

254 Yeah, "I Started a Joke" is a BeeGee's song. Before their disco years.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (oZ6kz)

255 I don't much like Faith No More, I'll admit.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:57 PM (onY2f)

Faith never liked me, so fuck her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

256 does this mic make me look fat?

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (nFwvY)

257 Remember back about '91 when AIDS was going to become a heterosexual plague?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

Lived my mid-20's through that paranoia. Interesting that heteros in large part changed their behaviors (though it seems to be changing back) but the population most impacted by turning their bodies into viral petri dishes pretty much practiced business as usual.

Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (77WPm)

258 216: That was John Scalzi. Who is an SJW. Still a good line.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (rWZ8Y)

259 The last couple of times I've tried to watch stand up comedy the endless and pointless f-bombs left me unimpressed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

260 >>Faith No More , "I Started A Joke" gets into the sad-clown thing.

Smokey did it better.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (ZLI7S)

261 Boulder, that's just because you want it all but you can't have it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)

262
I don't much like Faith No More, I'll admit.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 02:57 PM (onY2f)

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Strongly disagree, BTH. Takes all kinds, I guess.

I still don't know whether I like the FNM or Lionel Ritchie version of "Easy" better, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

263 254 Yeah, "I Started a Joke" is a BeeGee's song. Before their disco years.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (oZ6kz)

The BeeGee's had non disco years?

Now THAT is subverting expectations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (ycWCI)

264 The last couple of times I've tried to watch stand up comedy the endless and pointless f-bombs left me unimpressed.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

That's Burr's problem. Too many. Good for effect but not saturation effect.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (H8QX8)

265 250 You know who is annoying me now is Jerry Seinfeld. His "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" was kind of a cool bit early on. His first few "seasons" were clearly him picking his favorite and most admired people and hanging out with them. Now its just... whoever he can get and some of them are just awful. And his show with Eddie Murphy was just cringefest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

Plus he's being 'told' who to interview. It's a business now. The Howard Stern episode is the worst. Eddie Murphy wasn't bad but it did show that Eddie has lost a step and isn't ever coming back to who and what he was in the 80's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

266 Why in my day chemsex was just a bottle of Ripple and a copy of Hustler--and we were GRATEFUL!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

We cupped our hands to carry a bit of fermented raisins to some cave paintings of a stick-figure orgy - and were proud for what we had.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (XZe1A)

267 is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 02:59 PM (d7Ww2)

268 Who knew our Atty General was so funny!

Posted by: Jeffy E at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM (so+oy)

269 I watched both of these last night. Chappelle's is the funnier of the two, if you have to chose (you don't, watch both).
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 13, 2019 02:13 PM (T434o)

Or, watch neither, if, like me, you just don't do television.

Not dissing either Burr nor Chapelle, but standup comedians just aren't on my list of things to care about. If they are making the SJW's freak out, fine, but that will happen whether or not I watch their acts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM (jEgzt)

270 112 Aunt Peg > Peggy Noonan
Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019

*
*

Peggy Bundy >> Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)

271 I take it you've never heard "New York Mining Disaster 1941," Aetius?

They sounded like the Beatles back then.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)

272 >
"You know who is annoying me now is Jerry Seinfeld...."

Add Seinfeld to the list of "progressive" comedians who have been disingenuously kvetching about how leftist "wokeness" has ruined comedy.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 13, 2019 03:01 PM (dfME4)

273 239 #NEW Consumer sentiment rebounds in September after falling to a 3-year low in August.

The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index rose to 92 this month - up from 89.8 last month.

The jump beat expectations as both the current conditions and expectations indexes rose.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (BqBId)

==========

"Another 5 months of recession prediction will fix that!"
-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:01 PM (DjIxe)

274 I suppose it's a midliiife crisis.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 03:01 PM (onY2f)

275 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

Seinfeld might be my favorite sitcom of all time but I never liked comedians in cars getting coffee. Jerry seems to fake laugh through the whole thing, and if you take away the cars and coffee, it's just a boring talk show.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 13, 2019 03:01 PM (oh+79)

276 https://tinyurl.com/yxe7dkxf
Posted by: Xipe Totec

The balls on that guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

277 Eddie Murphy wasn't bad but it did show that Eddie has lost a step and isn't ever coming back to who and what he was in the 80's.

Eddie was great, but Jerry spent the whole show basically trying to kiss his ass. Eddie clearly wasn't comfortable or happy with that and tried to move the conversation away every time but Jerry kept coming back to how amazing Eddie was.

I loved the part where Eddie tried to explain why he stopped doing standup, because it wasn't challenging or even frightening any longer. That he could just stand on stage and make faces and people were falling out of their chairs laughing, and it wasn't any fun any longer. But Jerry just wasn't listening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

278
The BeeGee's had non disco years?

Now THAT is subverting expectations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2019

*
*

Yeah; they made a point of sounding like the Beatles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (ClOmq)

279 I think Bill Burr is hilarious.

He's my favorite modern comic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (pyXW1)

280 One of my favorites was Ralphie May, the half ton acolyte of San Kinison. He could get away with anything because he was so fat, and then even he had to tone it down. He had a big black following in his audience. Cuba diving!

If Sam Kinison came back he'd be crucified

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (2UWNb)

281 Love me some Bill Burr. His stuff on O&A with Patrice was always the funniest shit ever.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (kI/3T)

282 #NEW Consumer sentiment rebounds in September after falling to a 3-year low in August.

Former Enron Financial Adviser Paul Krugman saw his shadow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:03 PM (+Z+Ci)

283 Chappelle really went out there and upped his game against things that cannot be said, including LGBT, abortion, school shootings, etc. Burr just did some anti-woman skits in the beginning (variations of ones he's done several times) and then returned to his normal skit.

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 13, 2019 03:03 PM (GX3JQ)

284 Sometimes the AoSHQ Stylebook ruins a good joke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:03 PM (+Z+Ci)

285 @MercedesGlobal

What I've reported so far is the tip of the iceberg. Tune in to @GlobalNational tonight for exclusive details about the scale and significance of this national security breach and the senior Mountie arrested and charged #cdnnatsec

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)

286 The challenge with any type of political comedy is that half the potential targets are entirely off limits.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 277 Eddie Murphy wasn't bad but it did show that Eddie has lost a step and isn't ever coming back to who and what he was in the 80's.

Eddie was great, but Jerry spent the whole show basically trying to kiss his ass. Eddie clearly wasn't comfortable or happy with that and tried to move the conversation away every time but Jerry kept coming back to how amazing Eddie was.

I loved the part where Eddie tried to explain why he stopped doing standup, because it wasn't challenging or even frightening any longer. That he could just stand on stage and make faces and people were falling out of their chairs laughing, and it wasn't any fun any longer. But Jerry just wasn't listening.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

I think that's because Jerry was trying to push Eddie back into doing standup. But it ain't happening.

That said, I am going to check out Eddie's Dolomite movie. Can't be worse than 'Meet Dave'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

288 Yeah; they made a point of sounding like the Beatles.

If the Beatles were castrated.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (+Z+Ci)

289
I always like to point out funny Norm MacDonald is. The damn moth joke. That should not be funny, and wouldn't be, if anyone else delivered it. Or the Kitchener Leslie routine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

290 The Bee Gees made a career of sounding like black women. Hat tip to novelist John Updike

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (2UWNb)

291 Almost as bad as the former Deputy Director of the FBI running a coup against a sitting president.
-----------
But definitely worse than a former secy of state selling secrets to foreign powers for cash payments to a sham charitable foundation

Posted by: Drc at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (0R8lo)

292 Peggy Bundy >> Peggy Noonan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)

They worked pretty damn hard to make Katey Segal look not hot.

She was a damn good looking older gal.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (XZe1A)

293 well, Yoko got one of 'em.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (onY2f)

294
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:00 PM

I love it. Confession, Back in the early 90's I did some stand up for a while 4 or 5 times on some amateur nights at a couple clubs. Went so-so. I wasn't horrible. Just realized it would take too much time to do as a hobby and I sure as shit wouldn't want to do it for a "living" as the odds of ever making it big were awful. I love that these guys are funny but stabbing SJW's narratives in the heart as well. Comedy can actually be very powerful in terms of shaping social structure etc. It's a good way to punch back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (KBY7Z)

295 2h
BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

296 Patrice and Louis C.K. always had a good back and forth also - Patrice used to rag on Louis for pretending to be a regular white guy when he was really an "Irish spic."

(Louis's paternal grandmother is Mexican and his dad moved them to Mexico for a bit when he was a kid)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

297 Since we're on the topic of standup, we just got tickets to see the Hodge Twins next month.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

298 I've started watching the newest season of Archer on Netflix. It's not as funny as it once was.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

299 Norm MacDonald is probably too smart to be in comedy, but other comedians freaking love his stuff. Another guy that's too smart, but makes it work by turning it goofy is Brian Regan. Underneath everything he's doing that makes you laugh so hard is some painful truth or serious stuff. But his delivery and the way he phrases it makes it just killer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

300 Huffman wanted to give her daughter a " fair shot"

Guess White Privilege wasn't enough

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (ZCEU2)

301 We cupped our hands to carry a bit of fermented raisins to some cave paintings of a stick-figure orgy - and were proud for what we had."

You had hands?

One percenters...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (6qErC)

302 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

Note that this is being spun as a win for "Conservatives" rather than... I dunno, "Americans" shows you where the media's allegiances really lie.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

303 okay, if we are giving hat tips, I'll BEGRUDGINGLY hat tip that "chronicles of narnia" rap for.my "droppin' Hamiltons" joke.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (onY2f)

304 The Director of Intelligence for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was charged under the National Securities Act.

He didn't Do Right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (kw5n8)

305
The best point he makes is that a lot of women lie, even about rape.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (pyXW1)

306
Remember back about '91 when AIDS was going to become a heterosexual plague?

Ryan White was an international hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (aKsyK)

307 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

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Operation Drag Feet and Obfuscate currently in the planning stages.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (JoUsr)

308 Note that this is being spun as a win for "Conservatives" rather than... I dunno, "Americans" shows you where the media's allegiances really lie.

It also notes that the illegal voters aren't conservative.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (+Z+Ci)

309 After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020."

Hmm. What was Hilda's CA "popular vote" margin again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (6qErC)

310 298 I've started watching the newest season of Archer on Netflix. It's not as funny as it once was.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah....sadly. The first 4 seasons were great. But the writer got worn out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

311 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.

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wow, nice

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (thQkh)

312 Now Californians will have to double down on vote harvesting

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)

313 I entered a Toastmasters humerous speech competition. I didn't win but I did get the most laughs-honest.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

314 Yeah Reed or whichever one does the writing for 70/30 runs out of steam after 3 seasons or so, it happened to SeaLab 2021 as well.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

315 298 I've started watching the newest season of Archer on Netflix. It's not as funny as it once was.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah, it's been going downhill for a few seasons now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2019 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

316 it's quote unquote "illegal" because of a dinky little court order. pffff. conservatives, noamsayn?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 03:08 PM (onY2f)

317 Engine room reports 110% on vote harvesting possible, but not recommended.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (+Z+Ci)

318 My favorite Burr bit is his rant on people saying being a mother is the hardest job in the world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (NwIkk)

319 314
Yeah Reed or whichever one does the writing for 70/30 runs out of steam
after 3 seasons or so, it happened to SeaLab 2021 as well.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

first two seasons of Sealab were epic.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (5l6gb)

320 288 Yeah; they made a point of sounding like the Beatles.

If the Beatles were castrated.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:04 PM (+Z+Ci)

My sister's name for the Bee Gees was Barry Eunuch and the Castrations.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

321 295 2h
BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

=========

Noice.

Now do Minnesota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (DjIxe)

322 After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020."

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Big whoop.

THe blues will STILL win every single seat.

Let us get that in Ohio or Wisconsin or Texas and I will throw a party.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

323 I think the real story here is that the media is admitting that there were 1.5 million illegal voters on the rolls in California.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

324 Noice.

Now do Minnesota.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM

With a cherry on top.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (KBY7Z)

325 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

Are there similar lawsuits going on in other states?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 03:09 PM (k76MH)

326 Yeah....sadly. The first 4 seasons were great. But the writer got worn out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK

Archer Noir was deliberately different but the thing about throwing the gang into a variety of settings hasn't worked.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

327 Ain't nobody funny since Redd Foxx died.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (88+cf)

328 310 298 I've started watching the newest season of Archer on Netflix. It's not as funny as it once was.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah....sadly. The first 4 seasons were great. But the writer got worn out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK

=========

I think when the secretary became a country star was funny.

But yeah, it's not as funny as it used to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (DjIxe)

329 oh I just saw the gay chemsex thing.

My reaction is duh. I guess 1983-2019 called.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (thQkh)

330 Huawei?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Huawei? We're the Fukawi, and we're lost.

We're the Fukawi! We're the Fukawi! We're the Fukawi!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (jEgzt)

331 After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.
________________

JW does really good work. Worth kicking a few bucks their way every once in a while. I do it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (k4dH2)

332 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed:

After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" & "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

Yay!

What do we call that? A good start.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (YLq84)

333 Yeah SeaLab was excellent. Captain Murphy is a legendary character.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

334 Ain't nobody funny since Redd Foxx died.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (88+cf)

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sadly... Redd was a raging SJW himself and if he were still alive to day he'd be all over the Kaparnichs and Wokefolk of the world.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

335 http://bit.ly/2Aij5WU
*******
Left-Wing Activist DeRay Accuses Talcum X of Financial Misconduct, Spreading Fake News | Breitbart

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:11 PM (BqBId)

336 Bob's Burgers > Archer

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (NwIkk)

337 After a successful lawsuit from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch, at least 1.59 million "inactive" "illegal" registered names on voter rolls in California will be removed prior to 2020.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)
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Wait. I was told that couldn't happen.

I was told that voter fraud didn't exist.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (DuZls)

338 Aunt Peg > Square Peg in a Round Hole > Peggy Noonan
Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 02:31 PM (XZe1A)

Peggy Bundy>Aunt Peg>Square Peg in a Round Hole>Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (jEgzt)

339 the thing about those 1.59 million voters is that this is the voter harvesting in action. Plus ballot box stuff where inner cities return 100% participation.

We are currently suffering from about 30 years of malpractice by the Republicans, letting in 50 million new democrats and making school teachers and other civil servants weaponized DNC shock troops.

mmmkay.

It's about time our new generation of GOP leadership cleaned some house.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (thQkh)

340 326 Yeah....sadly. The first 4 seasons were great. But the writer got worn out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK

Archer Noir was deliberately different but the thing about throwing the gang into a variety of settings hasn't worked.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2019 03:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

The first third of Noir was really, really good. But....there was no story there. Just a bunch of standing around and making quips by the end. Wasted.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK8)

341 Pete Buttigieg: Mike Pence Made Me Scared To Come Out As Gay

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Where's my fainting couch?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)

342 People don't realize how hard comedy is to do. It was terrifying. Yet rewarding if you got laughs. I got some but small crowds on amateur night were tough. I always wondered "what if" I had stayed with it. Some people I've seen make it I thought weren't very funny to me or at least I could hold my own. Stand up is starting to come back a little. But with the net and cable etc. people don't feel like spending money to go out and do that, but the experience is way better live.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (KBY7Z)

343 Ben Domenech
@bdomenech
6m6 minutes ago

David French's naive complaint about courage at Notre Dame is gross. Normal people aren't worried about being shamed on Twitter. They're worried, rightly, about losing their jobs and careers.

Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

"Each one of us is under a moral obligation to be brave" - sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (9BmSv)

344 JW does really good work.

More than the Republicans have every done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (+Z+Ci)

345 41 28 Bill Barr>Bill Burr> Bob Barr> Aaron Burr>Richard Burr
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

Billy Barty FTW!!
=======
Don't forget Bilbo Baggins

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (JNTt1)

346 "GOP leadership"

These words don't go together.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (88+cf)

347 We are currently suffering from about 30 years of malpractice by the Republicans"

You don't love me anymore?

/Karl "Fat Man" Rove

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)

348 Can I confess? Cheryl and Lana on Archer made me feel funny

So did Erin on the eSurance commercials

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (2UWNb)

349 Peggy Bundy>Aunt Peg>Square Peg in a Round Hole>Peggy Noonan
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (jEgzt)
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Somebody took out Pegging.

Pegging > Peggy Bundy>Aunt Peg>Square Peg in a Round Hole>Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (DuZls)

350 Left-Wing Activist DeRay Accuses Talcum X of Financial Misconduct, Spreading Fake News | Breitbart
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 03:11 PM (BqBId)

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DeRay McKesson is a punkass bitch, but he has been all over Talcum X for years. I think it's more competition for control of BLM than any genuine outrage, but he's always been honest about King being an out-and-out fraud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (AzW6q)

351 Peggy Bundy>Aunt Peg>Square Peg in a Round Hole>Peggy Noonan
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (jEgzt)

You bet your ass.

I thought she looked great in SoA. I would have pursued her if she was in my AO.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 03:15 PM (XZe1A)

352 Katy Segal was even hot on sons of anarchy for crying out loud

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 03:15 PM (0okUl)

353
DeRay McKesson is a punkass bitch, but he has been all over Talcum X for years. I think it's more competition for control of BLM than any genuine outrage, but he's always been honest about King being an out-and-out fraud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM

Well at least he's black. Can you guess which one of these things, is not like the other...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:15 PM (KBY7Z)

354 Katy Segal was even hot on sons of anarchy for crying out loud
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 03:15 PM (0okUl)

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....was???

IS

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

355 341. I hope Pence brings up that Pete conveniently came out AFTER he won his first term as mayor of SB.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM (wGbBR)

356 Aunt Bee had a square hole.

Posted by: Barney Fife at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM (88+cf)

357 Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (KBY7Z)

I'm the funny guy at work. I don't have much competition though. Actually no competition since I'm the only guy.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM (NwIkk)

358 354 Katy Segal was even hot on sons of anarchy for crying out loud
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 03:15 PM (0okUl)

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....was???

IS
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

==========

What about Futurama?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (DjIxe)

359 341 Pete Buttigieg: Mike Pence Made Me Scared To Come Out As Gay

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Where's my fainting couch?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Richard Grenell: GFY, Petey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (0okUl)

360 I think Archer's Vice season was the last good one. The one in LA was okay, the noir thing was just wrong - the humor did not work in the setups. I couldn't get started on the Adventure one, whatever. The space one is kinda sorta funny but they have this annoying alien that ruins it.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (9VeU0)

361 Cheryl, Lana, cocaine Pam, KATYA...all serious spank bank material.

One of the things I like about Archer was that people fuck on that show. A lot.

You don't see that anymore, not in TV or mainstream movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

362 Yeah Katy Sagal is a fox, even at 65. She's in that "ridiculous genes" category with Elvira and Jane Seymour and a few others.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (oZ6kz)

363 Holy crap when I posted about the "Hell Yes We're Going To Take Your AR-15" shirts in the last thread, I thought it was some wiseass, not the Beto O'Rourke campaign itself:

https://store.betoorourke.com/hell-yes-were-going-to-take-your-ar-15-unisex-womens-styles/

Posted by: Monty James at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (Zqz9o)

364 And, if I can be frank, the quality of the sex in anime is way, way down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

365 There Pence was, at high noon, on main street, with his ARAK4715 Pointed at Mayor Pete. Go ahead and say it mayor! I dare you! Now you and Beto get yours!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (KBY7Z)

366
What about Futurama?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 03:17 PM (DjIxe)

----

Hey.... Katy can come to my house and compare one eyed aliens anytime....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

367 Don't forget Bilbo Baggins

Posted by: Bonecrusher
>>
Sniff.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (pBbuX)

368 Lana is hot as hell in real life.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (NwIkk)

369 It's about time our new generation of GOP leadership cleaned some house.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:12 PM (thQkh)

The biggest failing of those fucks is the refusal to piss off one person in order to win over two others.

Posted by: Keep Low Expectations at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (XZe1A)

370 Nood Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (88+cf)

371 lol, mayor buttplug. I made a comment and someone agreed about the gay op ed that Mayor Buttplug married the first person he laid, it just turned out to be a dude. Consider how sad that is considering how aggro gay-chemsex parties are towards turning out nice straight boys. It's like, buttplug, you didn't even realize that gay chem sex parties would've let you realize you weren't special.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (thQkh)

372
David French's naive complaint about courage at Notre Dame is gross. Normal people aren't worried about being shamed on Twitter. They're worried, rightly, about losing their jobs and careers.

Ben Domenech

---------

And some are worried, rightly, about being crushed to death in bed one night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

373 The Stephen Hawking-bit was funny. That's just the way he rolled.

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at September 13, 2019 03:19 PM (Ndje9)

374 368 Lana is hot as hell in real life.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:18 PM (NwIkk)

She aight but cartoon Lana is way hotter.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 03:19 PM (9VeU0)

375 For a smaht guy, Mayor Pete sure is stupid.

He's blown up his politcal career by attacking everything Midwest. His only path forward is to join Rachel on MSNBC

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 03:19 PM (2UWNb)

376 368 Lana is hot as hell in real life.

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I note that the later seasons had more and more naked Lana in Archer. She a cartoon but dayam boy.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:19 PM (thQkh)

377 BREAKING: Conservatives Win Massive Lawsuit, 1.5 MILLION Illegal Voters Removed

Reversed!
- Random Obama-appointed Hawaiian Judge #2

Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 03:20 PM (77WPm)

378 DeRay McKesson is a punkass bitch, but he has been all over Talcum X for years. I think it's more competition for control of BLM than any genuine outrage, but he's always been honest about King being an out-and-out fraud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 03:14 PM (AzW6q)

Whenever two enemies fight, don't get in the way.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 03:20 PM (J+mig)

379 Cheryl, Lana, cocaine Pam, KATYA...all serious spank bank material.
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man, I claim cocaine pam.

oh wait Katya...which was basically the source material for Red Swan

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:20 PM (thQkh)

380 >>Gay 'chemsex' is fuelling urban HIV epidemics, AIDS experts warn. "A surge in 'chemsex' parties, where people spend days getting high on drugs and having sex with scores of partners, is re-fuelling epidemics of HIV among gay men in European towns and cities, doctors say."

Don't judge, right?
However, those anti-vaxxers, man, they are responsible for all disease break-outs and we can totally judge their choices!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

381 Every person on this website could be charged with that vague crap.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (9t0Zz)

Probably means he took an unauthorized thumb drive into a secured area, which is a crime in the USA, too, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (jEgzt)

382 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (k76MH)

383 Democrats never ever ever admit to wrongdoing, if anything double down on that wrongdoing.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (ZCEU2)

384 Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:13 PM (KBY7Z)

I'm the funny guy at work. I don't have much competition though. Actually no competition since I'm the only guy.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 03:16 PM

I get more joy out of making friends and family laugh then I ever did he few times I was on stage. Mostly because I was scared shitless and couldn't really enjoy the moment as even as I got some laughs I was always thinking what I was going to say next. The weird part was that a few people I worked with at the time found out I did a few amateur stand up open mike nights and expected me to be funny all the time, it was weird. I do wonder though if I had stuck with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (KBY7Z)

385 He's blown up his politcal career by attacking everything Midwest. His only path forward is to join Rachel on MSNBC

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2019 03:19 PM (2UWNb)

Pfft - he'd get re-elected Mayor in South Bend tomorrow in a landslide. Probably to the State Senate or even CONgress from there.
Crapping on what makes America America is what the left does 24/7/365

Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (77WPm)

386 382 Nood.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at

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yeah but we talking about cartoon boobs now

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 13, 2019 03:21 PM (thQkh)

387 Get your Beto tees!

https://bit.ly/2lOzP3W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

Needs to be photoshopped with a bunch of bloodstained bullet holes in the ten ring.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:22 PM (jEgzt)

388 Gay "chemsex" is fuelling urban HIV epidemics, AIDS experts warn. "A surge in chemsex parties, where people spend days getting high on drugs and having sex with scores of partners, is re-fuelling epidemics of HIV among gay men in European towns and cities, doctors say."
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Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2019 02:53 PM (DuZls)

Darwin will not be denied.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 03:25 PM (jEgzt)

389 Porn producers the BangBros . . .

BangBros Submitted $10 Million Naming Rights Bid for Miami Heat Arena

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Well, no less classy than the rest of the NBA.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2019 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)

390 How many feminists does it take to stop a Mongol Horde at full gallop?

Posted by: Napoleon Khan at September 13, 2019 03:25 PM (8754f)

391 yeah, patato putato

hey, ag barr (barb) where are the indicts, arrests, and so forth? Prudent?

lib after bid and beto is encouraged to say any of that nonsense in persont

Posted by: micky at September 13, 2019 03:34 PM (vUUZM)

392 Bill Barr?

Posted by: Jojo at September 13, 2019 03:40 PM (IM7hs)

393 Took me awhile to figure out this wasn't about something the Attorney General said.

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 03:50 PM (Cssks)

394 When I sent in a donation to you-know-who, I got a MAGA hat in the mail, even though I wrote, "No hat, please" when I mailed it in.

I'm never gonna wear a MAGA hat! I already GOT my fair share of abuse, thanks.

Now... anybody thinking of wearing a "Hell, yes, we're taking your gun!" t-shirt might...be wise to emulate my example.

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 03:57 PM (Cssks)

395 Dumber then a Stump Stupid as a sack full of rocks a Liberal Democrat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 13, 2019 06:40 PM (wGqjj)

396 I love Hawkings, he reminded me of a stuffed possum.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 13, 2019 06:59 PM (nRj4F)

397 Dang I was hoping it was Bill BARR.

Posted by: Ree at September 13, 2019 07:51 PM (wAR6u)

398 It appears that Chappelle has used a lot of Norm's material but I'll give him a pass for Clayton Bigsby.

Posted by: mikey at September 13, 2019 08:43 PM (yLBLc)

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