lol: Virginia Lieutenant Governor Accused by Two Women of Sexual Assault Sues CBS for Defamation, For $400 Million

Can I just root for injuries?

I don't know why Fairfax is suing. The media did not cover this story at all. They have completely buried the Jeremy Northam blackface story as well as the Jeremy Northam infanticide story, and the Attorney General blackface story.

The media buried all this because it could not permit the narrative that any Democrats were racists or rapists see the sunlight.

And now this guy's suing them for not burying the stories hard enough.

Eh, don't worry -- the media still won't give this any oxygen.

Fairfax is seeking $400 million in damages and claims CBS News aired "intentionally fabricated, false, and politically motivated statements" made by Meredith Watson and Vanessa Tyson, who have accused him of sexual assault.

"CBS published, promoted, and amplified these false statements during separate interviews with CBS This Morning's Gayle King broadcast by CBS to a national audience," the suit states.

He alleged media bias, which I'm told is a conspiracy theory when conservatives allege it.

"CBS published, promoted, and amplified these false statements during separate interviews with CBS This Morning’s Gayle King broadcast by CBS to a national audience," the suit states.

Fairfax also indicated that he feels CBS "had a clear agenda and media bias in seeking to support #MeToo accuser" after the network was plagued with its own issues.

He had previously considered suing his accusers as well, but the statute of limitations for suing Tyson has run, and I guess he's just not going to bother with the other one.

Believe all women.

Believe all liberal women.

Believe all liberal women making accusations against conservative men.

There's your keeper. Took a bit of editing, but we came up with the correct rule.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1 This is comedy.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2019 06:02 PM (jjHOF)

2 What the hell is wrong with the electorate of VA? Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg)

3 hi

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (13CQC)

4 Look a squirrel.

This guy is a piece of shit protected by the corrupt media.

Posted by: Cnn at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (14qvS)

5 Whatever happened to #Believeallwomen?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (v30M8)

6 Wait.

Virginia.

In honor of the Governor, shouldn't we be reading this in Blackface?

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2019 06:04 PM (jjHOF)

7
I'm rooting for -- well -- I'm rooting for Northam. Why not? Nothing is happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:04 PM (13CQC)

8 Those women folded like cheap lawn chairs. What did they think was gonna happen? If you ain't willing to go to court, then just shut up about it. This stuff about thinking they can get "justice" on the cheap by just running their mouths is bullshit.

I wanted to believe that one, she sounded like she had a good claim. So why not go to the DA, then? Why blow that part off? Makes me think you knew your story was crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2019 06:05 PM (Kpl3J)

9
I'm rooting for -- well -- I'm rooting for Northam. Why not? Nothing is happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

*Fairfax not Northam

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:05 PM (13CQC)

10 In honor of the Governor, shouldn't we be reading this in Blackface?"

"I was born a poor...."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

11 I don't like his chances.

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2019 06:06 PM (X/Pw5)

12 fuck it just burn away

Posted by: micky at September 12, 2019 06:06 PM (fwQGf)

13 You'll be hearing from my Lawyers as well, Ace.

There's no way you can prove I was in Blackface under that Klansman Hood!

Posted by: Gov Northam at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (jjHOF)

14 Streisand Effect?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

15 This will be tough for Hawaiian judges. Do you side with a black Democrat or the MSM? Tough one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (FiUMj)

16 well, why should we concern ourselves with the palace intrigues of our betters. These "lawsuits" and "lawyers" are only to help the left, not the right. We're basically servants living in the basement of a medieval castle speculating on how many forks the king will use at dinner while we eat bread crumbs.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (thQkh)

17 2 What the hell is wrong with the electorate of VA? Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg)



This happens. Detonate tactical nukes in Portland and Eugene, and Oregon would flip dramatically.

California might take a few more tac nukes, but the symptom is the same. certain boils on an otherwise healthy ski that need lancing.

"The Fellowship of the Bomb and the Holy Fallout"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (ujg0T)

18 it looks like breitbart may have been hacked. all of their articles are appearing in long columns of letters and words. very weird.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (Pg+x7)

19 Go Lt Gov!

Posted by: Ha at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (HJ38S)

20 This is why KKK blackface boy is still in office: because it was dominos all the way down to a non-Democrat and they would do anything to prevent him from gaining the governor's seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:07 PM (KZzsI)

21 2 What the hell is wrong with the electorate of VA? Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?
Posted by: Tonypete



Northern VA is a pox upon the State of Virginia. It has no relation to the rest of the state. Its a parasite. I live in Alexandria.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (vgyUN)

22 I just got a letter from my high school. Seems I was late to gym class in 1977.

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (RuIsu)

23 >>> Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?

yes. the remorseless expanse of the Imperial Center has flooded Northeastern Va. with liberal government workers as well as liberal advocacy organization employees

Posted by: Ace Your Jerkstore Customer Service Representative at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (PbpT7)

24 "He had previously considered suing his accusers as well, but the statute of limitations for suing Tyson has tolled, and I guess he's just not going to bother with the other one."

That and the fact he can't hide behind the 5th Amendment in a civil trial.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (IxDhF)

25 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 12, 2019 06:09 PM (1XAal)

26 Lawless and proud of it, this guy.


Reminds me of the Black Panthers with guns outside of a Philly voting station in 2008, intimidating little old white ladies.


Nothing happened to them, either.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2019 06:09 PM (sy5kK)

27
Boy, that link is weird. Goes to something about the story of the letter "T."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

28 >>Reminds me of the Black Panthers with guns outside of a Philly voting station in 2008


You'd think they'd need IDs to own guns.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (jjHOF)

29 18 2 What the hell is wrong with the electorate of VA? Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg)


This happens. Detonate tactical nukes in Portland and Eugene, and Oregon would flip dramatically.

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sure, previous red states like California, Oregon, Colorado, Virginia, Nevada, New Mexico, and most purples are permanently gone thanks to our new population.

you may recall, in America circa 1984 California was hard red.

But you know, 50 million new democrats will do that to a country.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (thQkh)

30 Is it simply the northernmost counties"

Woodrow Wilson, Staunton VA...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (6qErC)

31
WHOA. I've been listening for this all day.

CNN just finally copped that McCabe could be indicted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

32 Nothing happened to them, either.

"I looked closely at this case involving my soul brothers in arms and determined that they were acting in good faith and in no way violating the clear letter of the law no matter how some cracka' wrote it!"
--AG Holder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

33 I just got a letter from my high school. Seems I was late to gym class in 1977.
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM

You running for office as a Republican or something?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

34 What NFL team does Fairfax play for?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (r6/Tv)

35 yes. the remorseless expanse of the Imperial Center has flooded Northeastern Va. with liberal government workers as well as liberal advocacy organization employees
Posted by: Ace Your Jerkstor

===

well, we'll always have alaska.

narrator: we would not always have alaska

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (thQkh)

36 sure, previous red states like California, Oregon, Colorado, Virginia, Nevada, New Mexico, and most purples are permanently gone thanks to our new population.

Oregon flipped long before Mexican floods of immigration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

37 California was hard red."

You mean communist? Yeah, pretty much...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 06:12 PM (6qErC)

38 @markknoller 9 minutes ago

Pres says @SecPompeo won't take on additional job of National Security Advisor. In Q&A with press before leaving WH for House GOP Conference in Baltimore, Pres Trump says Pompeo likes the idea of a separate NSA. Says there are now 15 candidates for the job to succeed Bolton.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2019 06:12 PM (cF8AT)

39 Oregon flipped with floods of Kalifornians I would suspect.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:13 PM (vgyUN)

40 Northern VA is a pox upon the State of Virginia. It has no relation to the rest of the state. Its a parasite. I live in Alexandria.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (vgyUN)

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So does my kid. Many parts of Alexandria can be confused with Damascus Syria. It's remarkable

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2019 06:13 PM (flINI)

41 Testing

Posted by: monkey at September 12, 2019 06:13 PM (b1l+6)

42 Believe only women who have accusations against Republicans

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2019 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

43 If her back ain't hit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Poonman at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (jYnPD)

44 sure, previous red states like California, Oregon, Colorado, Virginia, Nevada, New Mexico, and most purples are permanently gone thanks to our new population.

you may recall, in America circa 1984 California was hard red.

But you know, 50 million new democrats will do that to a country.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:10 PM (thQkh)



I know that. And combined with that, the Irony of Cold War victory, when aerospace and defense folded up and Cali, sealed our fate here sadly.

That said, where the Left is, it is concentrated. Which is why I am feeling like those people who worshipped The Bomb in that movie.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (ujg0T)

45 40: My part of Alexandria has lots and lots of Central Americans about.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (vgyUN)

46 Here's some free National Security Advice: Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (RuIsu)

47

This is a good time to point out that a Peach is the slow hillbilly cousin of the Nectarine.

Fight me!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (NugC9)

48 so america 2019 really is a nation of immigrants. They don't have anything in common with us, so that sucks for us. But at least corporate america's gonna get some tight bonuses.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (thQkh)

49 Idaho is going the way of Oregon, Colorado, and soon to be blue Utah

Posted by: monkey at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (b1l+6)

50 Virginia: We used to be normal.

Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (MVjcR)

51 >>My part of Alexandria has lots and lots of Central Americans about



Any Canadians a boot?

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (jjHOF)

52 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Northern VA is a pox upon the State of Virginia. It has no relation to
the rest of the state. Its a parasite. I live in Alexandria.



Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:08 PM (vgyUN)

So do I and Mayor Justin DeBlasio Wilson flew to Portland Oregon over the summer to see how they fucked up their city with bike lanes so he could do it too. He's on it.

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (nRWPy)

54
California was hard red."

You mean communist? Yeah, pretty much...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

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Home of Ronald Reagan, the finest public schools in the nation (IOW not blue), other stuff. My Grandma says in her city (San Diego) the water and trash pick-up were free. Literally free.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (13CQC)

55 So does my kid. Many parts of Alexandria can be confused with Damascus Syria. It's remarkable
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2019 06:13 PM (flINI)

___

Some parts of Seattle can be confused with Damascus/Mogadishu as well. 20 years ago, you could probably go 100 days without hearing Arabic in the city.

Thanks W.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM (FiUMj)

56 http://bit.ly/2QaeXmo
*******
Andrew McCabe: Breaking Down Report of Imminent Indictment | National Review

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)

57 Do you mind if we have sex wit yo dates orifaces?

Posted by: Very Large MFM at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM (M1Hsf)

58
Says there are now 15 candidates for the job to succeed Bolton.

But nobody wants to work for this admin!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM (NugC9)

59 I wonder if those gals have beach friends?

Posted by: Ballsey Fraud at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)

60
>>Reminds me of the Black Panthers with guns outside of a Philly voting station in 2008

You'd think they'd need IDs to own guns.
Posted by: garrett


They had clubs in the pictures I saw. No guns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 06:17 PM (aKsyK)

61 "Look it doesn't matter what he did, he's not leaving office, because a Republican would take his place according to the laws of succession and we won't allow that"
--The Left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

62 I don't actually care which side wins, it would be hysterical to have someone leak depositions obtained during the discovery phase.

In either case, I hope the whole process is expensive and fruitless.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 06:17 PM (lD3vL)

63 You know who else was hard red?

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2019 06:17 PM (llxrS)

64 DJT says it's easy to work for Trump because he makes all the decisions. Heh, heh

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (7ZQe3)

65
Mayor Justin DeBlasio Wilson flew to Portland Oregon over the summer to see how they fucked up their city with bike lanes so he could do it too. He's on it.
Posted by: dagny

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He didn't have to go that far. He could have gone to Austin, where they also did it. Blue pimple in a red state, soon to poison the whole place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (13CQC)

66 Pompeo seems to be President Trump's Go-To Guy.

Pompeo 2024?

Anyone know his personal views? He seems to be smart enough and self confident enough to follow the President's policies and views.

The other possibility would be Mick Mulvaney.

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (+0uDE)

67 63 You know who else was hard red?
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2019 06:17 PM (llxrS)

Clifford the dog?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

68 48 so america 2019 really is a nation of immigrants. They don't have anything in common with us, so that sucks for us. But at least corporate america's gonna get some tight bonuses.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (thQkh)



When the time comes to hang the Wall Street Journal elites who championed this, they will have imported the underclass with which to do it. Not quite selling the rope, but Lenin was not far off.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

69 Yesterday, the City of Alexandria city council declared Columbus Day to now be "Indigenous People's Day" since, as we all know, there were indians never in Alexandria.

I ordered an Italian flag to fly on that day going forward.

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (nRWPy)

70 sigh. at least I get to pay a ton of taxes so that illegals get free housing and medical care and college and groceries.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)

71 Do you mind if we have sex wit yo dates orifaces?
Posted by: Very Large MFM at September 12, 2019 06:16 PM

The media stole our dates!

Posted by: The Bulwark cucks at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (rBtIz)

72
Reemmber the Fake News bullshit about no one in the "intelligence community"
wanted to work for the Trump Admin?

And we were all, like, good!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (NugC9)

73 What every town needs is more bike lanes and those rental bikes nobody ever uses. Money well spent, I say!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

74 Some parts of Seattle can be confused with Damascus/Mogadishu as well. 20 years ago, you could probably go 100 days without hearing Arabic in the city.

In y little part of NorCal it can be confused with Tijuana

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2019 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

75 Home of Ronald Reagan, the finest public schools in the nation (IOW not blue), other stuff. My Grandma says in her city (San Diego) the water and trash pick-up were free. Literally free.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:15 PM (13CQC)

It was a great State when I was growing up, 50 years ago.

Amazing how much can change in half a Century.

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2019 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

76 Let's see how the court treats him compared to Sandmann.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 12, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

77 at least trump won. It's a shame that the GOP congress were fucking coward traitors. The only thing that matters is changing immigration laws, deporting everyone we can, and ending anchor babies. 10 years ago.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:20 PM (thQkh)

78 He didn't have to go that far. He could have gone to
Austin, where they also did it. Blue pimple in a red state, soon to
poison the whole place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (13CQC)

Austin isn't radically left enough for Deblasio Wilson. He said last week that going forward he will "stop" the community from messing up the process with "input." #keepseminaryroad4lanes

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:20 PM (nRWPy)

79 So does any of this come back to bite the Dems in 2020? Or is Virginia as far gone as my beloved California? Except that nothing could be that far gone.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 12, 2019 06:20 PM (BRpqW)

80 I ordered an Italian flag to fly on that day going forward.

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (nRWPy)

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Yeah, because there's really nothing else going on in Alexandria...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2019 06:20 PM (flINI)

81 Clifford and His Red Rocket.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2019 06:20 PM (QQcVe)

82 Hard red and away put.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 06:21 PM (aKsyK)

83 We can pay for Universal Bike Lanes with an Unintended Consequences Tax of $700 on each bike tire.
And outlaw brakes on all bicycles with more than 3 gear ratios.

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

84 68 48 so america 2019 really is a nation of immigrants. They don't have anything in common with us, so that sucks for us. But at least corporate america's gonna get some tight bonuses.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:14 PM (thQkh)


When the time comes to hang the Wall Street Journal elites who championed this, they will have imported the underclass with which to do it. Not quite selling the rope, but Lenin was not far off.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

The US currently has the largest percentage of Foreign born living here, in our history.

And that's the GOVERNMENTS own numbers, and does not factor in the illegals they refuse to count.

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2019 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

85 Well, if he's asking for $400 million he must be innocent!

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2019 06:21 PM (aKxkI)

86
Austin isn't radically left enough for Deblasio Wilson. He said last week that going forward he will "stop" the community from messing up the process with "input." #keepseminaryroad4lanes
Posted by: dagny

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lol, he's now set the bar for other blue cities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (13CQC)

87
Who wants to bet their left nuts with me that within a year, Felicity Huffman will
host SNL and make big yuk-yuks of her crimes and conviction?

I have no doubt felicity huffman will be treated to a "rehab" tour and be on all
the stupid talk shows to redeem her rep.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (NugC9)

88 What every town needs is more bike lanes and those rental bikes nobody ever uses. Money well spent, I say!

The mayor's relatives need some of that sweet, sweet graft running that operation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

89 Hard red and away put.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 06:21 PM

My schtick...stealing it you are.

Posted by: Yoda at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (rBtIz)

90 But at least corporate america's gonna get some tight bonuses.

They get bonuses no matter what.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (aKxkI)

91 chimichanga time

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (B+t5k)

92
So does any of this come back to bite the Dems in 2020? Or is Virginia as far gone as my beloved California? Except that nothing could be that far gone.
Posted by: WonkishRogue

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Serious question, what's the Black population in Virginia? If Trump adds just a few percents to his Black support...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (13CQC)

93 I wonder if those gals have beach friends?

Surely they must! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)

94 90 But at least corporate america's gonna get some tight bonuses.

They get bonuses no matter what.
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2019 06:22 PM (aKxkI)

Lose stock value, make stupid decisions, run business units into the ground, and still make millions. Being a CEO is a sweet gig.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

95 I wondered what language I was hearing at BJs. Sounded like the comedy bits from Trading Places. It's Somali.

Keep wanting to ask them if I met them at the Halle Selasse Pavilion.

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (nRWPy)

96 CBS.... The Great Eye... always searching, always looking.... hah, just kidding. They don't even have a Great Tower..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

97
Who wants to bet their left nuts with me that within a year, Felicity Huffman will
host SNL and make big yuk-yuks of her crimes and conviction?

I have no doubt felicity huffman will be treated to a "rehab" tour and be on all
the stupid talk shows to redeem her rep.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

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Or she'll sit behind the Resolute desk reading the legal documents.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:24 PM (13CQC)

98 96 CBS.... The Great Eye... always searching, always looking.... hah, just kidding. They don't even have a Great Tower..
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

It's a pretty good tower.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

99 one thing I remember from 20 years ago were college graduates complaining there's literally no education jobs. You get a masters or a PHD and you cannot find a job at a college. Now, I go to a college and every fucking professor is an Xbllible Ungondellabu. So, fuck every english speaking kid who went to college, right? Just like with H1Bs.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (thQkh)

100 Colorado flipped not because of Latin American immigration (the local Latinos are Spanish, at that) but because of hipster and wine-aunt immigration.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (GlWnW)

101 Virginia turned blue for 2 reasons. 1. Nova lefties, 2. The Va Gop keeps nominating "not able to win" candidates then abandons them mid-race.

Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (nRWPy)

102 From the side-bar. Am I right to think that after the initial "it's so much girrrl power" push for Terminator that marketing actually backed off and went more with Linda Hamilton is a happy person who loved shooting guns and stuff for this?

Or have I just not seen the girrrl power marketing lately but it's still there?

Posted by: Synova at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (BD/yx)

103 73 What every town needs is more bike lanes and those rental bikes nobody ever uses. Money well spent, I say!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (KZzsI)



Combined with "road diets", "traffic calming", "Corner chokers", rand emoval of hitherto synchronized one way traffic lights, this has led to what I call the "Butt Plugging" of many inner city areas.

The advocates of this call themselves "New Urbanists". I call the advocates of this The Butt-Plug Mentality. And yes, that DOES tend to overlap with their sexual preferences, N.T.T.A.W.W.T.

But as they build more dense housing in the downtown and "midtown" areas, this will make the cities hopelessly *constipated*. And air quality will get *much worse* as stop and go traffic is much worse for pollution than vehicles moving at a steady 30 MPH pace.

So eventually these places will have to go back to Real Traffic Engineering, which I call the Traffic Enema.

And many of the advocates of these insane traffic policies really DO need long flexible tubes shoved up their you know where's, through which should flow several quarts of Castile soapy warm water.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:26 PM (ujg0T)

104
lol, reporter asks Trump if he's told Barron about possible impeachment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:26 PM (13CQC)

105 So does any of this come back to bite the Dems in 2020?

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whahahtahahhhhh

???

the only way it "bites" them is if there's a green party candidate running. Otherwise, you know what, president Kamala.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:26 PM (thQkh)

106 You mean the statute of limitations has run (or expired,) not tolled. Tolling keeps the SOL from expiring for a period of time.

Posted by: Pavel at September 12, 2019 06:26 PM (yQjZv)

107
Colorado flipped not because of Latin American immigration (the local Latinos are Spanish, at that) but because of hipster and wine-aunt immigration.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (GlWnW)

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Yup. Hence my burning resentment against the Suburban Wine Mom. She ruined the best place in America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 06:27 PM (AzW6q)

108 Breaking down to an Urban vs Rural Civil War... this could get really ugly in the future.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:27 PM (90T4r)

109 At least in VA the repukes stand a chance. I am in MD and even when we do get the odd repuke he is the democrap caricature of a repuke. I am skrewed

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2019 06:27 PM (flINI)

110 Willowed :Magnetic north is racing toward Siberia. _fact
There is solid theory that our magnetic poles have shifted more than once and it is beginning to happen again.
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Posted by: Frosty Imperialist - imperialism is the answer at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM (vMDnu)

111 anyway I have to be at a GOP meeting to brainstorm how to find the next lamb for the sacrifice in this district.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM (GlWnW)

112 Oh, and...

Lie to pollsters and vote as late as possible.

Posted by: Synova at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM (BD/yx)

113 Could it be....cheating?

Posted by: Frosty Imperialist - imperialism is the answer at September 12, 2019 06:29 PM (vMDnu)

114 So the Polls are flipping... good, or bad, news for Trump??

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

115 >> Could it be....cheating?


Not with a cigar it isn't.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2019 06:29 PM (jjHOF)

116 Willowed :Magnetic north is racing toward Siberia. _fact
There is solid theory that our magnetic poles have shifted more than once and it is beginning to happen again.
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Posted by: Frosty Imperialist - imperialism is the answer at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM



Good time to short compasses?

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro)

117 CBS's Gayle King is Oprah's gal pal/rug cleaner. With a flick of her giant little finger Oprah can do more damage to VA dems than the GOPe ever could.

Don't provoke American Wine moms favorite Silverback if you know what's good for you

Posted by: Regular joe at September 12, 2019 06:30 PM (zMaZS)

118 "114 So the Polls are flipping... good, or bad, news for Trump??"

why not ask DahlandMeier. oh right... he's too chicken and his troll cheque doesn't cover coming here after the 10th.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:31 PM (GlWnW)

119 So now we'll have to hold our compasses upside down???

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

120 Elizabeth Warren returns from campaign trip to Cherokee Nation.

http://tinyurl.com/yxhq6ln8

Posted by: dartist at September 12, 2019 06:32 PM (K22Va)

121 104
lol, reporter asks Trump if he's told Barron about possible impeachment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



And Trump's response?


Yes, the VA GOP is useless.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:32 PM (vgyUN)

122 Gayle King is Oates to Oprah's Hall, or that-other-guy-from-Wham! to George Michael.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:32 PM (786Ro)

123 He'll want to run for governor in 2021; going after CBS now and winning (whether by retraction, settlement, or a win in court) would help him out.

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (9Eyhn)

124 Willowed :Magnetic north is racing toward Siberia. _fact
There is solid theory that our magnetic poles have shifted more than once and it is beginning to happen again.
------------------


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Posted by: Frosty Imperialist - imperialism is the answer at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM (vMDnu)
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This is going to screw up all of my maps.

Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (MVjcR)

125 Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (thQkh)

I had a couple of grad school math classes where I was the only non-Chinese person in the class, including the Professor and TA.

I'm sure they all resented me, because if not for me, they could have presented the class in everyone's native language.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (9t0Zz)

126 Gayle King is Oates to Oprah's Hall, or that-other-guy-from-Wham! to George Michael.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:32 PM (786Ro)

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Fuck you dude

Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

127 Do King and Winfrey cohabit??? Or is that a bridge too far, for these Progressives??

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)

128 Pfft! I shifted the Poles, like, 75 years ago.

Posted by: Zombie Stalin at September 12, 2019 06:34 PM (786Ro)

129 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.


CNN has been to half of the last 18 Superbowls and won a third of them?

Jeff Zucker has lost more Superbowls than most hall of famers have been to and has won more than any?

The weed is starting to eat into you powers of analogy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2019 06:34 PM (FNXDu)

130 Upside of this pole switcheroo- it'll flip the problem with Northern Virginia!!!

Hahahahaha! I crack myself up.

Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM (MVjcR)

131 HOW DARE CBS SLANDER A BLACK POLITICIAN! They can only do that to Tim Scott, et al.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM (bkUtD)

132 36 sure, previous red states like California, Oregon, Colorado, Virginia, Nevada, New Mexico, and most purples are permanently gone thanks to our new population.

Oregon flipped long before Mexican floods of immigration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2019 06:11 PM (KZzsI)


Oregon, as is Washington and California, states with Motor Voter laws for decades.

The states give a voter application to EVERY person getting a new driver's license. They fill out their name and address, and check a box that asks them if they are legal to vote.

Nobody checks if it is an actual citizen. And in a couple of weeks, the non-citizen gets their brand new voting card in the mail!

Easy-peasy!

Many are illegals, many are green card holders who are not citizens.



Only citizens vote?

Secret ballot, the cornerstone of a free election?

People, how ignorant are you?

The voting rolls are insanely corrupt in Motor Voter states.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

133 129 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

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what?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM (thQkh)

134 Posted by: Regular joe at September 12, 2019 06:30 PM (zMaZS)

Can someone ban hammer this tool?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2019 06:36 PM (9t0Zz)

135 The Magnetic Poles are shifting because of climate change and Trump.

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW!!!

Posted by: This....Is CNN at September 12, 2019 06:36 PM (vgyUN)

136 125 Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:25 PM (thQkh)

I had a couple of grad school math classes where I was the only non-Chinese person in the class, including the Professor and TA.

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well, you can't learn math good in native homeland of China, now can you. They have to do it here.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:36 PM (thQkh)

137 111 anyway I have to be at a GOP meeting to brainstorm how to find the next lamb for the sacrifice in this district.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:28 PM (GlWnW)

-----

Any possibility of getting someone to commit to running several times in a row? Name recognition is a big hurdle, and running repeatedly helps with name recognition.

The MN GOP ran Kline against Luther in the second district in the early 2000's. It took Kline three times, but he finally won the district. He served for ten years/ five terms and retired as he promised.

We need to run a Republican in every district, imagine if Nancy Pelosi kicks off on October 31, 2020?

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2019 06:36 PM (+0uDE)

138 Serious question, what's the Black population in Virginia? If Trump adds just a few percents to his Black support...


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (13CQC)

That needs to be enough to counter what will be massive white Democrat turnout in urban/suburban areas, especially Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (9Eyhn)

139 133 129 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

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what?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM



Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe someone has been deflating Jack Tapper's balls?

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)

140
Don't provoke American Wine moms favorite Silverback if you know what's good for you
Posted by: Regular joe at September 12, 2019 06:30 PM (zMaZS)


That there is just downright great comedy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

141 126 Gayle King is Oates to Oprah's Hall, or that-other-guy-from-Wham! to George Michael.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:32 PM (786Ro)
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Fuck you dude
Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at September 12, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)



IIRC, Andrew Ridgely was and is totally straight, and he actually married one of the chicks from Bananarama and they settled down to raise younguns.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

142 The New England Patriots of Media, is..who...??

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:38 PM (90T4r)

143 CNN is the Pittsburgh Pirates of media. They are in last place, nobody watches them, and they are dysfunctional.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 06:39 PM (vgyUN)

144 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

Everybody hates them?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

145 Late to the prior thread about corporations and guns:
1. Doesn't the left hate the Citizens United decision giving corporations speech rights?
2. This makes me dream of the world in which gun stores are inviolable, as described in "The Weapon Shop", a sci-fi short story by A. E. van Vogt, originally published in the December 1942. The good, old days.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 06:39 PM (rJm2+)

146 143 CNN is the Pittsburgh Pirates of media. They are in last place, nobody watches them, and they are dysfunctional.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Plus those funny square-edged hats. God, I hate it when the CNN anchors where those funny-looking hats on air.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:40 PM (Q3dyo)

147 Lose stock value, make stupid decisions, run business units into the ground, and still make millions. Being a CEO is a sweet gig.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

You know the CEO of my company.

Posted by: Generic nic at September 12, 2019 06:40 PM (sMMcg)

148 Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe someone has been deflating Jack Tapper's balls?

Posted by: Hands


Oh, come on - both organizations have a pension for hiring people that are hell bound for Prison Town.

Man, I feel like that guy who had to explain his joke two threads ago....

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 06:41 PM (32YRo)

149 where those = wear those

Curse you, Grammar-correct!

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:41 PM (Q3dyo)

150 146 143 CNN is the Pittsburgh Pirates of media. They are in last place, nobody watches them, and they are dysfunctional.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Plus those funny square-edged hats. God, I hate it when the CNN anchors where those funny-looking hats on air.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:40 PM (Q3dyo)


I DO like their tricornes and epaulettes though....

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

151 139 133 129 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

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what?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM


Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe someone has been deflating Jack Tapper's balls?
Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)

And their numbers are L4 and L5!

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

152 7
I'm rooting for -- well -- I'm rooting for Northam. Why not? Nothing is happening.
______________

in blue on blue action, no matter who loses, we win!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2019 06:44 PM (k4dH2)

153 151 139 133 129 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

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what?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:35 PM


Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe someone has been deflating Jack Tapper's balls?
Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)

And their numbers are L4 and L5!

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)


Insom points to screen on wall, of Red Dragon... " do you see?? Now do you see?""

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

154 And their numbers are L4 and L5!

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)


You want an encore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU

Posted by: ZZ Top at September 12, 2019 06:45 PM (aS1PU)

155 https://cnn.it/2AeHEE3
*******
Justice Department agrees to reveal name of individual accused of aiding 9/11 hijackers - CNNPolitics

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 12, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)

156 2 What the hell is wrong with the electorate of VA? Is it simply the northernmost counties overpower the good people I know are in the rest of the commonwealth?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg)

I lived there. Too many Fed govt workers and contractors who are eager to keep the left-liberal status quo: jobs, contracts, big business. So, yes, Arlington, Fairfax, and Loudoun counties in NoVa turned blue.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 06:45 PM (rJm2+)

157 152 7
I'm rooting for -- well -- I'm rooting for Northam. Why not? Nothing is happening.
______________

in blue on blue action, no matter who loses, we win!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Blue on blue
heartache on heartache
Blue on blue
CNN is through.

Blue on blue
heartache on heartache
And I scraped
their ratings off my shoe.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:46 PM (Q3dyo)

158 True or false... ZZ Tops's original band name was the Foggy Bottom Boys.....

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:46 PM (90T4r)

159 I ordered an Italian flag to fly on that day going forward.
Posted by: dagny at September 12, 2019 06:18 PM (nRWPy)

You also need Castile y Leon.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 12, 2019 06:47 PM (RvWR/)

160 CNN is the New England Patriots of media.

Posted by: JackStraw

Jack, baby - You're alone here...truly alone. The Horde don't do sports - not NFL anyway.

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)

161 158 Bottom Boys.....
Posted by: kraken


Oooooh, you're getting me all hot and bothered!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 12, 2019 06:48 PM (Q3dyo)

162 When is the best time to close our borders? 30 years ago. When is the 2nd best time? Tomorrow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

163 CNN is the CNN of failed media empires.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Q3dyo)

164 The funny thing here is that if CBS decides to help him by taking a dive, that likely will taint the jury pool regarding the *other* libel suits.

Also, Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

165 Hate them or not, the NE Patriots are winners. CNN are losers.

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

166 Mecha Streisand..... will always think that was hilarious..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:50 PM (90T4r)

167 161
158 Bottom Boys.....

Posted by: kraken



Oooooh, you're getting me all hot and bothered!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 12, 2019 06:48 PM (Q3dyo)

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Fat-bottomed boys, you make the cable news go 'round!

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

168 /shave that beard

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 12, 2019 06:51 PM (aS1PU)

169 *cough* *blowjob* *cough*

Posted by: Lt. Gov. Fairfax at September 12, 2019 06:52 PM (2Mnv1)

170 yeah, a sports team to compare to CNN. Someone that's a loser with no fan base that can't win yet the public thinks they're good even though they'd never watch them...

Maybe the SF 49rs.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:52 PM (thQkh)

171 Wait, the lawsuit is against CBS, not CNN.

I get these 3-letter-acronym nobody-watches-them begins-with-a-C coasting-on-past-imagined-glory media networks confused.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:52 PM (Q3dyo)

172 it is interesting to think to about some of these shooters. That Cruz kid was fucking insane and the obama era rules protected him because brown.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:53 PM (thQkh)

173 All cities in all states, even the reddest, tend blue. That's even true in Oklahoma. Solve that and you can take the country back.
And if you nuke Portland, you wipe us out across the river, giving the socialists in WA state a win.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 12, 2019 06:53 PM (Lqy/e)

174 Wait, the lawsuit is against CBS, not CNN.

I get these 3-letter-acronym nobody-watches-them begins-with-a-C coasting-on-past-imagined-glory media networks confused.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:52 PM (Q3dyo)


Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 12, 2019 06:53 PM (aS1PU)

175 >CNN is the New England Patriots of media.


Their newly acquired "talent" is in legal trouble?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 12, 2019 06:54 PM (oh+79)

176 CNN is the Chris Angel of the Nutwerk Newz Whirled.

Like that

Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at September 12, 2019 06:54 PM (flINI)

177 174 Wait, the lawsuit is against CBS, not CNN.

I get these 3-letter-acronym nobody-watches-them begins-with-a-C coasting-on-past-imagined-glory media networks confused.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:52 PM (Q3dyo)

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: DR.WTF


Are you referring to their total viewing audience? 'Bout right.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (Q3dyo)

178 76 Let's see how the court treats him compared to Sandmann.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 12, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

This.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (rJm2+)

179 ... now articles on breitbart are displayed properly, as usual, not with the words in long columns. whatever the glitch was, hack or not, it's been corrected.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (Pg+x7)

180 Cities do seem to be the locus of the problem ( apologies to Horde city-dwellers)... there's a magnet effect.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (90T4r)

181 >>>All cities in all states, even the reddest, tend blue. That's even true in Oklahoma.


There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (VWp7G)

182 Off WHAM sock!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2019 06:56 PM (flINI)

183 181 >>>All cities in all states, even the reddest, tend blue. That's even true in Oklahoma.


There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (VWp7G)

Maybe they'll secede then..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 06:56 PM (90T4r)

184 "Chief Justice John Roberts cast the deciding vote against President Donald Trump's attempt to add a citizenship question to the 2020 census, but only after changing his position behind the scenes."

No one can resist my latest upgrades.

Posted by: RBG Sexbot Mark III at September 12, 2019 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

185 I'm sure they all resented me, because if not for me, they could have presented the class in everyone's native language.

You would have probably received a better education if you did adopt their language for the purposes of STEM.

Similar to how English is the language of air flight, Chinese will be the language of high tech.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 06:56 PM (lD3vL)

186 There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (VWp7G)

If there is no halt to illegal immigration or a very strict voting ID put in place, eventually it will turn blue.

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

187 The Lieutenant Governor would like to know where the white women at.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (02yLa)

188 Hate them or not, the NE Patriots are winners. CNN are losers.

Posted by: IC

Okay, JackStraw - you owe me...

You see the Patriots signed Antonio Brown knowing (or should have known, anyway) that the guy was a bad dude - turns out he raped his trainer - so yeah, bad dude. And thus dofus egg on face for the Pats, right?

CNN hires McCabe, also knowing he's a bad dude, he get's indicted - so dofus egg...well you get it now.

You can hit my PayPal account now, Jack...

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (32YRo)

189 If there is no halt to illegal immigration or a very strict voting ID put in place, eventually it will turn blue.

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the GOP could not give a fuck

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (thQkh)

190 Let's see how the court treats him compared to Sandmann.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 12, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)



This.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 06:55 PM (rJm2+)

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That's what I'm saying. CBS can't take a dive on this in an environment where other defamation suits are underway.

Does the Obama-appointed judge who gets the case try to wave it away, or stand by the future gov of VA?

Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

191 Trump trolling the D debate with his banner is pretty funny..

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

192 There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over.

Learn to make the best out of the last five years of relative freedom.

Its Venezuela from 2025 out.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 06:58 PM (lD3vL)

193 the GOP could not give a fuck

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 06:57 PM (thQkh)

they are all 'muh chamber of commerce'!

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

194 Bwahaha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2019 06:58 PM (jEgzt)

195 150 146 143 CNN is the Pittsburgh Pirates of media. They are in last place, nobody watches them, and they are dysfunctional.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Puddlegum, don't insult your team like that!

No, CNN is more like the Tigers:
43-101 record.
.299

Posted by: Hillary, Pants Suit Queen in Exile at September 12, 2019 06:58 PM (d6Ksn)

196
Blue on blue
CBS is a fibber
Push comes to shove
But it won't mean much

Northam in black
Cross set afire
Fairfax is nice
With a bad, bad touch

Posted by: Kenny Wayne at September 12, 2019 06:59 PM (3SKWy)

197 Delusional Democrats debating. Trump campaign having an airplane fly over Houston with a banner saying, "Socialism will kill Houston's economy. Vote Trump 2020." Man, that's a funny and clever thing.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 12, 2019 06:59 PM (j0JAA)

198 they are all 'muh chamber of commerce'!

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

And fiscal constraint!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 12, 2019 06:59 PM (oh+79)

199 I was under the impression that the news was opinion and therefore news organizations cannot be sued for saying untrue things about people.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 12, 2019 07:00 PM (pQu3b)

200 you know, the whole pole shifting thing can get pretty dangerous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2019 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

201 Trump campaign having an airplane fly over Houston with a banner saying, "Socialism will kill Houston's economy. Vote Trump 2020."

It will have a much broader audience if the sign was in Spanish.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 07:01 PM (lD3vL)

202
If there is no halt to illegal immigration or a very strict voting ID put in place, eventually it will turn blue.
Posted by: IC

=======

It not only has to be halted, the ones who are here have to be thrown the fvck out.

The sick ones who are begging to stay so they can get their million-dollar treatments courtesy of US taxpayers can get thrown out along with the DACA doctors who could have treated them if they'd all stayed in their countries.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 07:01 PM (13CQC)

203 why not ask DahlandMeier. oh right... he's too chicken and his troll cheque doesn't cover coming here after the 10th.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 06:31 PM (GlWnW)

You mean the radio team from Chicago, Dahl and Meier? They are both off the radio; do they troll here?

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 07:01 PM (rJm2+)

204 It's carbon and monoxide, that old Detroit perfume,
wakes you up in the morning, and lays you down, lays you down by noon...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:02 PM (90T4r)

205
It will have a much broader audience if the sign was in Spanish.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

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omg doing that sign in Spanish would be the best trolling evah. Trump, you're good, but you need to consult with the morons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 07:03 PM (13CQC)

206 I find the Antonio Brown trainer-rape story a bit hard to swallow. It seems implausible that an NFL player could get much out of a female personal trainer training-wise. And according to her allegations, he surreptitiously beat off and came on her back in a prior incident, but she continued working for him anyway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 12, 2019 07:03 PM (H5knJ)

207 206 I find the Antonio Brown trainer-rape story a bit hard to swallow. It seems implausible that an NFL player could get much out of a female personal trainer training-wise. And according to her allegations, he surreptitiously beat off and came on her back in a prior incident, but she continued working for him anyway.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 12, 2019 07:03 PM (H5knJ)

And we are SURE that the trainer is female??

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

208 200 you know, the whole pole shifting thing can get pretty dangerous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2019 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes, GPS isn't everywhere. Hand carried compasses, the electronic compass in many cars, the old standby in small planes if-everything-electronic goes TU. That's dangerous.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 07:04 PM (rJm2+)

209 200
you know, the whole pole shifting thing can get pretty dangerous.

meh. worst that can happen is that santa claus might need to petition putin for an exit visa to deliver toys. it's not like the earth itself is flipping over or anything.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2019 07:04 PM (sGtp+)

210 >>>Can I just root for injuries?



Ironically that's what I've been rooting for in the NFL for three years now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2019 07:05 PM (VWp7G)

211 207 - If that's a serious question, yes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 12, 2019 07:05 PM (H5knJ)

212 >>>it's not like the earth itself is flipping over or anything.


Actually....

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 12, 2019 07:06 PM (VWp7G)

213 208 200 you know, the whole pole shifting thing can get pretty dangerous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2019 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes, GPS isn't everywhere. Hand carried compasses, the electronic compass in many cars, the old standby in small planes if-everything-electronic goes TU. That's dangerous.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 07:04 PM (rJm2+)


We should tell Gaia to STOP IT!! Right now!!
Maybe do somethin' at Stonehenge....

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:06 PM (90T4r)

214 I find the Antonio Brown trainer-rape story a bit hard to swallow. It seems implausible that an NFL player could get much out of a female personal trainer training-wise. And according to her allegations, he surreptitiously beat off and came on her back in a prior incident, but she continued working for him anyway.

Posted by: bear

Yeah, well, he's pretty much admitted he banged her out - even if she's a gold digger...so maybe, maybe not. But this idiot is in a multi-million $ industry that is woke as fuck now, so he's screwed - oh wait...kinda of like CNN with McCabe - ha! So, JackStraw had a joke after all!

Where's my paypal hit, Jack?

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 07:07 PM (32YRo)

215 Well, let's talk about something really important. The coat Melania wore shows a plane hitting one of the towers! Eleventy??!!!!!??!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

216 215 Well, let's talk about something really important. The coat Melania wore shows a plane hitting one of the towers! Eleventy??!!!!!??!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

So, the Media Liked It, then.....

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:08 PM (90T4r)

217 Diamonds are Forever on TCM tonight. perhaps not the greatest entry in the franchise, but Jill St John and Lana Turner give four great reasons to tune in...

Posted by: Cranky at September 12, 2019 07:09 PM (M1Hsf)

218 And according to her allegations, he surreptitiously beat off and came on her back in a prior incident, but she continued working for him anyway.

That is the thing, she came back. If it was for the $$ then it can be argued that she is actually employed in the world's oldest profession.

If she was smart, a few months after the alleged "rape" she should have declared that she is pregnant and wants the substantial palimony.

Brown's reaction to that charge with the imagined threat of a DNA match would have told everyone plenty.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 07:09 PM (lD3vL)

219 'the whole pole shifting thing can get pretty dangerous. '

Yeah one wrong move and you could break that sucker off!

Posted by: RBG Sexbot Mark III at September 12, 2019 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

220 173 All cities in all states, even the reddest, tend blue.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 12, 2019 06:53 PM (Lqy/e)

Yes, I recall election night 2016 when Florida was still in doubt, and one analyst was counting on Hillsborough county (Tampa and St. Pete), because "as Hillsborough goes, so goes Florida". Wrong, this time. LOL






Posted by: FloridaMan at September 12, 2019 07:10 PM (rJm2+)

221 California: From building moon rockets to leprosy cases in a single lifetime. Five hundred years from now, that's all that humanity will remember.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 12, 2019 07:11 PM (k3g2v)

222 'round here we have the Soggy Bottom Boys...

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (RuIsu)

223
One thing that's quite enjoyable is to click to RealClearPolitics and look at their mess of polls in that right-hand column and not have to give a damn. That's the Democrats' problem. La-dee-da! (files nails)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (13CQC)

224 Learned that armadillos are leprosy carriers... little guys are everywhere in my area...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (90T4r)

225 Diamonds are Forever on TCM tonight. perhaps not the
greatest entry in the franchise, but Jill St John and Lana Turner give
four great reasons to tune in...

Posted by: Cranky at September 12, 2019 07:09 PM (M1Hsf)



The beginning of the silliness taking over the series. Oh and fark Pierce Brosnan for saying it's time for a woman to take over the roll of 007. Bronsan sucked as Bond and his movies were some of the worst. He ought to shut the hell up and hope that people forget him and how bad he was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (w2c91)

226 Hey everybody.

Found this at FB. WTF???

https://tinyurl.com/y44fdqdq

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

227 222 'round here we have the Soggy Bottom Boys...
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (RuIsu)

That's Right!! That was their name... have to watch it again...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:14 PM (90T4r)

228 >>CNN has been to half of the last 18 Superbowls and won a third of them?

CNN was THE dominant cable news channel for years. Indeed, the champion many years running.

And now they are reduced to signing criminals right before they are indicted. Just like the Patriots.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2019 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

229 Hey everybody.



Found this at FB. WTF???



https://tinyurl.com/y44fdqdq

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)


Mayor Pete will be wearing one of those tonight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2019 07:14 PM (w2c91)

230 Lana Turner?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 07:15 PM (aKsyK)

231 230 Lana Turner?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 07:15 PM (aKsyK)

Lana Wood...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:15 PM (90T4r)

232 Jill St John and Lana Turner give four great reasons to tune in...
Posted by: Cranky at September 12, 2019 07:09 PM (M1Hsf)

Jill St. John.

That brings back memories.

*eyes glaze over*

Wait. Where am I?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 12, 2019 07:15 PM (xPJvm)

233 Brown's reaction to that charge with the imagined threat of a DNA match would have told everyone plenty.

Posted by: Blue Bird

Look, Brown probably didn't do anything else a multi million dollar athlete and a compliant chick wouldn't do - but he's still totally screwed. You have to think more than these athletes do, they have agents and lawyers advising them and they still get tangled up with crazy. But the Pats KNEW this going into the deal - just like CNN knew the deal with McCabe so what clowntard approved these acquisitions? Both those guys need to be flogged naked down main street for atonement.

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo)

234 >
---
Fat-bottomed boys, you make the cable news go 'round!
Posted by: Convalescing Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)



Get on your bike and ride!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (uDh3k)

235
g;early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (KCxzN)

236 The beginning of the silliness taking over the series. Oh and fark Pierce Brosnan for saying it's time for a woman to take over the roll of 007. Bronsan sucked as Bond and his movies were some of the worst. He ought to shut the hell up and hope that people forget him and how bad he was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (w2c91)

I liked Golden Eye. The rest were trash. But yeah, Bronsan's a schmuck for the female bond comment and the climate comments he made the other day.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (oh+79)

237
Vox writer wants to lower the voting age to 0.

https://tinyurl.com/y54vlhym

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 07:17 PM (wiXsO)

238 it's time for a woman to take over the roll of 007.

Why? So "Atomic Blond" wasn't good enough?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 07:17 PM (lD3vL)

239 236 The beginning of the silliness taking over the series. Oh and fark Pierce Brosnan for saying it's time for a woman to take over the roll of 007. Bronsan sucked as Bond and his movies were some of the worst. He ought to shut the hell up and hope that people forget him and how bad he was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2019 07:12 PM (w2c91)

I liked Golden Eye. The rest were trash. But yeah, Bronsan's a schmuck for the female bond comment and the climate comments he made the other day.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (oh+79)


Well, he can always fall back on his singing..... Mamma Mia!!

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:17 PM (90T4r)

240 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 07:17 PM (dUJdY)

241 Weird guy in the office next to me is about ready to send his computer through the window. Fooker's having a loud, profanity laced meltdown.

I hope he doesn't have a gun in his plug-in electric car.

Do they make plug-in electric guns?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 12, 2019 07:18 PM (xPJvm)

242 Well, he can always fall back on his singing..... Mamma Mia!!

I'd rather shoot myself in the face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 07:18 PM (dUJdY)

243 It's funny because the Democrats can't fly a plane over a Trump rally because it's restricted airspace LOL

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2019 07:19 PM (llxrS)

244 Oh and fark Pierce Brosnan for saying it's time for a woman to take over the roll of 007.

-

A woman bond type spy movie could be interesting. Everything is accomplished by sexual manipulation and disconnected violence in the form of poison and getting unknown men to beat up the bad guys for you (sexual manipulation).

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 12, 2019 07:19 PM (fsa/N)

245 Not Lana Turner, Lana would stupid auto cucumber. Seriously the phone changed it from Lana Wood to Lana Turner... Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: Cranky at September 12, 2019 07:19 PM (M1Hsf)

246 Pres says @SecPompeo won't take on additional job of National Security Advisor. In Q&A with press before leaving WH for House GOP Conference in Baltimore, Pres Trump says Pompeo likes the idea of a separate NSA. Says there are now 15 candidates for the job to succeed Bolton.
Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2019 06:12 PM (cF8AT)

I'm glad to hear that. Trump is already getting all the advice from Pompeo that he can give; saying Pompeo would be NSA would actually be saying there wasn't going to be any NSA at all, and I think it's a function that deserves to have someone focused on it full time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2019 07:19 PM (V2Yro)

247 Lana Wood was impressive.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:20 PM (90T4r)

248 Big Clive goes Science on Vaping Hysteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SX9yYVscEo

An entertaining Scotsman breaks it all down for you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2019 07:20 PM (02yLa)

249 Atomic blond was the woman taking over the super secret agent roll. Fucking excellent.

Posted by: Cranky at September 12, 2019 07:20 PM (M1Hsf)

250 Virginia is a blue state. It is Southern so has a relatively large black population (about 20%) that votes 95% Democrat.

Lots of refugees from Maryland fled the policies they voted for and then vote for them again in VA.

Lots of people dependent on government.

Lots of illegal immigrants.

Demographics is indeed destiny.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

251 You have to think more than these athletes do, they have agents and lawyers advising them and they still get tangled up with crazy.

For the tens of millions at risk by their employers, you would think that they would insist on their star athlete be supplied with hot and cold running women 24/7, or at least assign a "posse" to follow these guys around.

Shaq had such an arrangement - they were considered "men of unclear purpose". Their purpose was to keep their highly recognizable franchise player out of trouble.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 07:21 PM (lD3vL)

252 That can never happen of course, but it would be fun.

Instead we'll get an 80 pound woman with no super powers beating the crap out of three male professional killers at the same time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 12, 2019 07:21 PM (fsa/N)

253 192 There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over."

You realize they've been running this story every year for the last 20 years, don't you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2019 07:22 PM (V2Yro)

254 252 That can never happen of course, but it would be fun.

Instead we'll get an 80 pound woman with no super powers beating the crap out of three male professional killers at the same time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 12, 2019 07:21 PM (fsa/N)

When we watch that garbage, my wife laughs and mocks louder than I do.... she's not woke, it seems...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:23 PM (90T4r)

255
Do they make plug-in electric guns?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain


Yes, they do.

https://tinyurl.com/jc3pxhh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 07:23 PM (aKsyK)

256 Do they make plug-in electric guns?

Tazer?

I can't see them getting a rail gun down to man portable size. (yet)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 07:23 PM (lD3vL)

257 >>Do they make plug-in electric guns?


Glue Guns

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2019 07:23 PM (jjHOF)

258 Electric guns? Nailers, staples sure thing, not for long range.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

259 Denied!

@PaulSperry

On Thursday, a senior DOJ official sent McCabe's legal team an email saying that that appeal had been rejected, according to a second person who is close to the legal team.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2019 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

260 https://tinyurl.com/jc3pxhh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 07:23 PM (aKsyK)

Heh. Love Charles Addams. Guy was bent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 12, 2019 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

261

Strongest Woman in the World

https://outline.com/HA2RkR

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 07:26 PM (aKsyK)

262 I liked Golden Eye. The rest were trash. But yeah, Bronsan's a schmuck
for the female bond comment and the climate comments he made the other
day.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 12, 2019 07:16 PM (oh+79)


Yeah, I thought Golden eye was pretty good. But yeah, fuck brosnan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

263 Denied!

@PaulSperry

Such a simple word, such a wonderful word, such a...hopeful word.

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2019 07:28 PM (32YRo)

264 NOOD, you guys

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2019 07:30 PM (786Ro)

265 Best thing about Brosnan is he was in that one show with the tasty Stephanie Zimbalist Jr.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 12, 2019 07:30 PM (xPJvm)

266 Lana Wood was impressive.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2019 07:20 PM (90T4r)



Plenty O'Toole. Good and plenty

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2019 07:32 PM (CEK6U)

267 Ot, I guess:
Plutocracy is abhorrent to a republic; it is more despotic than monarchy, more
heartless than aristocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. It preys upon
the nation in time of peace and conspires against it in the hour of its
calamity. Conscienceless, compassionless and devoid of wisdom, it
enervates its votaries while it impoverishes its victims. It is already
sapping the strength of the nation, vulgarizing social life and making a
mockery of morals. The time is ripe for the overthrow of this giant
wrong. In the name of the counting-rooms which it has denied; in the
name of business honor which it has polluted; in the name of the home
which it has despoiled; in the name of religion which it has disgraced;
in the name of the people whom it has opprest, let us make our appeal to
the awakened conscience of the nation.


Ace of Spades has gone William Jennings Bryan so well I hardly noticed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Inauguration Primal Scream Woman Tour! Hilarity Ensues! at September 12, 2019 07:32 PM (LGlN2)

268 253 192 There was another story out today claiming Texas is eventually going blue. Then it's game over."

You realize they've been running this story every year for the last 20 years, don't you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2019 07:22 PM (V2Yro)


And every year it gets closer to coming true.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2019 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

269
hey, Jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 12, 2019 07:47 PM (KCxzN)

270 >>>Believe all liberal women making accusations against conservative men.

>>>There's your keeper. Took a bit of editing, but we came up with the correct rule.

Nailed it.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2019 01:47 AM (4PQOl)

271 $400 million just for a governor? How much for a Supreme Court Justice?

Posted by: harleycowboy at September 13, 2019 05:10 PM (+9AX9)

272 Uh, the governor of Virginia is Ralph Northam. Jeremy Northam is an English actor.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at September 15, 2019 12:33 PM (hrHLc)

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