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The Morning Rant

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"Modern feminism is affirmative action for unattractive women. Fight me."



The Future of Feminism:

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Compare & Contrast:

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Hooray For Bollywood!

By the time you read this, Mrs. Muse and I will be out of town on our mini-vacation, until late Saturday. Because (most likely) nobody is going to be able to identify today's celebs, I didn't bother scrubbing their names from the photo files before I uploaded them. So if you hover your mouse over each pic, you'll see the filename appear down at the bottom of the browser window (may not work with all browsers). You can also see it if you right-click on each photo and select the 'Save As...' or 'Save Link As...' menu option. The names will most likely not mean anything to you.

But there actually is a connection between the two.


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She also looks quite lovely in this photo.




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He looks a lot happier in this photo. I think it may be one from his wedding.



Wednesday's celebs: Carol Lynley and Roddy McDowall both had parts in the 1972 disaster movie Poseidon Adventure. Although Rod's character didn't last too long.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Coffee and Cinnamon Rolls:

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I've never heard of cinnamon rolls baked in a cast-iron skillet, but here is the recipe.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:13 AM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Todd G. at September 13, 2019 11:14 AM (N4Z1c)

2 That Bollywood actress is a tasty cinnamon roll.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 13, 2019 11:15 AM (wCmLp)

3 That's actually Boot Pr0n.

Enjoy the vacation, OM!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:15 AM (DjIxe)

5 That dude is rocking the beard! Monkey time!!!

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 13, 2019 11:15 AM (T9rmq)

6 The actress and actor are Rogan Josh and Paneer Pakora. What do I win?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 11:16 AM (oZ6kz)

7 Nice cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: Someguy at September 13, 2019 11:16 AM (Wj9tV)

8 Free lemon bars to the first ette who posts a stompy boot selfie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2019 11:16 AM (jYnPD)

9 Top 10?
Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (pBbuX)

10 I like those purple witchypoo boots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (kQs4Y)

11 wondered when Giga Chad would show up here.

Posted by: Piers Gaveston at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (onY2f)

12 Feminist stuff--hilarious.

Posted by: Caliban at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (QE8X6)

13 Cinammon rolls needs nuts... pecans? walnuts? some kind of nuts for sure.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (T9rmq)

14 Willowed:

560 The tech kidz get livid at the thought of dress codes. It's an ongoing bitch where I work.

It's not HR, it's nerd culture.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 10:59 AM (kQs4Y)

Millennials get A LOT of things wrong, but the dress code is one thing they do right.

I will never in a million years understand the need to be uncomfortable at work. There is zero legitimate reason I can't wear shorts and a t-shirt, it makes exactly no difference in my productivity. If anything, it makes me a better worker.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (k76MH)

15 best cinnamon roll - Lulu's in San Antonio (they are 3lbs).

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 11:18 AM (5l6gb)

16 Wowsers! I would definitely tell Deepika of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 11:18 AM (sjdRT)

17 Hetero hot guy this time around?

Posted by: dagny at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (nRWPy)

18 Is the actress named Deepika Padone? Because that's the name of the second jpeg.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (axqcf)

19 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (HyZSs)

20 Wowsers! I would definitely tell Deepika of the waters of my home world.


Posted by: Muad'dib
>>
I would rather she tell me of the waters of her home world.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (pBbuX)

21 Gorilla Pundit went all in on the boots.

You never should go Max Boot.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (m45I2)

22

"Modern feminism is affirmative action for unattractive women. Fight me."

I think that's one of Limbaugh's Rules of acquisition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)

23 That girl is lovely, whoever she is. I find that I am too old, too young, or too tragically unhip to know who 99% of OMuse's "who dis" people are.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (aXucN)

24 Feminism ruins everything.

Especially Westworld season 2 and part of season 1.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

25 As for the cinnamon buns, can't see how it makes any difference what you bake them in. This is all about the look.

Posted by: Caliban at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (QE8X6)

26 E Money is mort?

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (T9rmq)

27 Padukone. My bad.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (axqcf)

28 I will never in a million years understand the need to be uncomfortable at work. There is zero legitimate reason I can't wear shorts and a t-shirt, it makes exactly no difference in my productivity. If anything, it makes me a better worker.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (k76MH)

If you are uncomfortable at work outside of wearing t shirts and shorts, you have no idea how to shop for clothes. Or you don't want to put any effort into it, which is what I suspect the t shirt and shorts everywhere crowd is actually about.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (4MzAP)

29 Emma Watson... what a smug little twerp. She epitomizes so much of what I despise in our culture.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (90T4r)

30 1st wave feminism
We want political equality with men

2nd wave feminism
We want economic/workplace equality with men

3rd wave feminism
We want all men either imprisioned or dead... preferably dead.
(don't forget to abort your male fetus ladies)

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (dmoiP)

31

Looks like the whore from Firefly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (uZjSX)

32 Feminism is the perfect example of the motte-bailey fallacy.

"I wouldn't call myself a feminist"

"What, you hate women? Feminists just want to be treated equally"

"Oh, well I agree with that"

"Good. Now give us preferential treatment and pay for us to murder our babies or else you're a rapist"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

33 Those are some nice footwear

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (HyZSs)

34 *throws catnip*

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (J+mig)

35 Seawolf, I believe in dressing comfortably too, as I'm just a cubicle drone in front of a computer, but jammie pants and Bronie tee with neckbeard means you are just giving up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (kQs4Y)

36 are those rolls low carb and no refined sugar or flour?


Keto says they are white death ... I could have just one or two, but if I made them I would eat them ... ALL. oh well, keto for the win, not so sure about the fasting thing ... btw, has someone reminded Ace to drink fluids and bouillon over the weekend? Who was assigned to check on him?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (Cus5s)

37 21 Gorilla Pundit went all in on the boots.

You never should go Max Boot.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 11:19 AM (m45I2)

/Golf Clap

Oh, well played, wicked Googly!

Posted by: Dogs of WAR. at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (NgKpN)

38 I like those purple witchypoo boots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (kQs4Y)
--------

I could definitely see you in those!

Are you finished with work, or just taking a day off to non-pack?

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (aXucN)

39 Everything is better in a cast-iron skillet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (E2Y9z)

40 4th Wave Feminism - Devo

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (HyZSs)

41

Anyone else surprised Eddie Money was older than biden and sanders?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (uZjSX)

42 Keto says they are white death ... I could have just one or two, but if I made them I would eat them ... ALL. oh well, keto for the win, not so sure about the fasting thing ... btw, has someone reminded Ace to drink fluids and bouillon over the weekend? Who was assigned to check on him?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (Cus5s)

Keto allows for cheat days.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

43 Rant was waaaaay too short. I could see the stuff below it on feminism and was roped into reading the content instead of going straight to comments to be first.

I blame the patriarchy.

Wait, I am part of the patriarchy.

Posted by: engneer at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (10bW0)

44 I can't get enough of the clip with Biden's teeth falling out. Just kills me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

45 I will never in a million years understand the need to be uncomfortable at work. There is zero legitimate reason I can't wear shorts and a t-shirt, it makes exactly no difference in my productivity. If anything, it makes me a better worker.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:17 AM (k76MH)


Makes you a better co-worker, perhaps. Does anyone want to see your bony knees and ...whatever?

Posted by: Flyover, Fan of subversive company training at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (B5K06)

46 Those chicks are wearing Rubio Boots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM)

47 That Feminist aisle needs a reefer with Haagen-Daaz in it.

Gallon tubs.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:23 AM (cxIsI)

48 24 Feminism ruins everything.

Especially Westworld season 2 and part of season 1.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK

=========

Westworld's problem in season 2 was it's inability to ignore Reddit.

Instead of deciding what story to tell and telling it, they tried to undermine their biggest fans with twists that ended up making no sense.

The greatest irony is that season 1's theme lent itself towards a very clear theme for season 2.

Season 1 was about finding the center of the maze. Season 2 should have been about cutting through the maze from the center to get out. But it's so jumbled with other shit that the few moments they dedicate to that idea are squashed under Samurai world and everything else.

They made a show with some intrigue into pure nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (DjIxe)

49 >>Anyone else surprised Eddie Money was older than biden and sanders?

I would've been if he were but he weren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

50 I'm seeing young men walking around in pajamas these days. F*ck that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (dSvao)

51 29 You never hear much from her anymore. Or Jennifer Lawrence now that I think about it.

Posted by: Augustine at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (BDZWU)

52 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (arJlL)

53 When I looked at the woman's photo, the first thing I noticed was the camera.

Nice Hasselblad!!

Wow I'm getting old.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (Y4EXg)

54 If you are uncomfortable at work outside of wearing t shirts and shorts, you have no idea how to shop for clothes. Or you don't want to put any effort into it, which is what I suspect the t shirt and shorts everywhere crowd is actually about.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2019 11:21 AM (4MzAP)

I agree. Now I generally wear nice buttoned short sleeve shirts at work with dress slacks, especially in the summer, and I'm in favor of that because any more would require keeping the office temp in the 60's, and that's just dumb in Texas. For the same reason I don't wear ties very often at all anymore; they're intended for times and places where there's snow and ice on the ground.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

55 35 Seawolf, I believe in dressing comfortably too, as I'm just a cubicle drone in front of a computer, but jammie pants and Bronie tee with neckbeard means you are just giving up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 11:22 AM (kQs4Y)

I understand that. I'd never go to work in pajama's, but if that's what someone wants to do, I say go for it.

Granted I'm in government so maybe it's different, but it seems fairly easy to pick out the slackers regardless of what they're wearing.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (k76MH)

56 You never hear much from her anymore. Or Jennifer Lawrence now that I think about it.
Posted by: Augustine

Or Willow......

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (arJlL)

57 I hear that Keith Richards said that Eddie Money should have taken better care of himself.

Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (QPvMy)

58

Fake News told me Eddie Money was 78. Not true?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (uZjSX)

59 I just discovered what is wrong with kids today.

People aren't putting them to bed with the record player on.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (9VeU0)

60 >Wow I'm getting old.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (Y4EXg)


You are indeed. Her eyes grabbed me. Hard, like a Viking.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (sjdRT)

61 Re: Grocery aisle

A long time ago I took a photograph in a Shop Rite in Alabama that had "TATERS" on one of the signs above an aisle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (dSvao)

62 Wowsers! I would definitely tell Deepika of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: Muad'dib

I read that as Deepdicka

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

63 42
Keto says they are white death ...


Keto allows for cheat days.


so... we're all doing keto?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (sGtp+)

64 Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 11:20 AM (aXucN)

That's okay. You're in good company.

I never get any unless the Muse is being merciful or lazy.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (cxIsI)

65 >>Fake News told me Eddie Money was 78. Not true?

He never saw a day over 70.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (ZLI7S)

66 She looks good, sure - but she smells like three kinds of curry and day old dahl.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (HPQLf)

67 I was shopping for work shirts at Kohl's the other day and saw that there are now men's yoga pants for daily wear.
Doomed, were are all doomed.

Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (QPvMy)

68 What DID happen to willow anyway? She bail??

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (90T4r)

69 And why aren't I pictured with the shoe pron?!?

Posted by: Max Boot at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (10bW0)

70 I just started doing the intermittent fasting combined with keto. I do the butter coffee in the morning but it also confuses me because aren't you technically breaking your fast?

Posted by: Augustine at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (BDZWU)

71 Wait - did willow get willowed?

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (9VeU0)

72 66 She looks good, sure - but she smells like three kinds of curry and day old dahl.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 11:26 AM (HPQLf)

I see you know whereof you speak.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (90T4r)

73 67 I was shopping for work shirts at Kohl's the other day and saw that there are now men's yoga pants for daily wear.
Doomed, were are all doomed.
Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (QPvMy)

Dress pant sweat pants are the way to go.

(Disclaimer: I have yet to try them, but they exist.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (k76MH)

74 I'm borderline okay with nice wicking golf shirts in the South during July and August if a professional has to be outside for more than a couple of hours a day.

Within reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (dSvao)

75 >67
I was shopping for work shirts at Kohl's the other day and saw that there are now men's yoga pants for daily wear.
Doomed, were are all doomed.

Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (QPvMy)


Thankfully, I have never seen a dude in yoga pants. I do believe that would get you beat up in these parts.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT)

76 70 I just started doing the intermittent fasting combined with keto. I do the butter coffee in the morning but it also confuses me because aren't you technically breaking your fast?
Posted by: Augustine at September 13, 2019 11:27 AM (BDZWU)

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It's the fact that it's fat and not carbs or protein, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (DjIxe)

77
They made a show with some intrigue into pure nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (DjIxe)

My main problem with season 2 was that in season 1, the main plot twist was that the story was being told non-linearly. This was to come as a surprise to the audience as they piece together that they're actually experiencing the story from the POV of the hosts (robots), not from the humans in the park.

Season 2 took that gimmick again, but this time when we know the game, it's not a twist any more, it's just a lazy excuse for the writers to contrive tension and confusion instead of clarity. There was no reason to tell the story that way in season 2 because there wasn't actually any payoff to doing so. The only reason to do it was because you wanted to keep the mystery. It was fake suspense.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

78 Out in the real world Modern Feminism isn't affirmative action for unattractive women, it's just affirmative action for upper middle class white women, who may or may not be unattractive according to personal preferences. But on campus, Modern Feminism is very much a lesbian cabal attempting to ring fence as many nubile undergrads from hetero (male) competition as possible.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (hdzef)

79 best cinnamon roll - Lulu's in San Antonio (they are 3lbs).


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

This is false.

Frontier Restaurant across from UNM.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2019 11:29 AM (88+cf)

80 so... we're all doing keto?


Posted by: Anachronda>>
Just the cheat days. I'm trying to pace myself.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 13, 2019 11:29 AM (pBbuX)

81 Yoga pants are truly the patriarchy's greatest victory. Of course, uggos also get to wear them, so it's at times pyrrhic.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2019 11:29 AM (wcEXp)

82 I'm guessing the girl is Miss Ooh La La.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2019 11:29 AM (gHCnG)

83 Modern feminism is a supremacist hate movement.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

84 70 I just started doing the intermittent fasting combined with keto. I do the butter coffee in the morning but it also confuses me because aren't you technically breaking your fast

No.. Friend is doing this diet and she can have coffee/tea with cream in the morning and bone broth..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (O2RFr)

85 77 There was no reason to tell the story that way in season 2 because there wasn't actually any payoff to doing so. The only reason to do it was because you wanted to keep the mystery. It was fake suspense.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

==========

Lying to an audience is something that pisses me off.

If you have to lie to your audience to pull off a trick, then the trick isn't worth it. You're sacrificing the basic building blocks of storytelling in order to get one specific reaction that will never be replicated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (DjIxe)

86 Come back Willow.. Willow, come back...

Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (QPvMy)

87 I haven't read any answers, but I'm guessing the guy is the king in that Bollywood dancing medieval* soldiers video that is so fun.





* Or possibly 2019 soldiers in any given Muslim sh*thole. It's hard to tell dates with them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (dSvao)

88 Do most of my clothing shopping at Rural King, so that pretty much sums up my views on clothing.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (90T4r)

89 Eddie Money is mort.

RIP.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (ePjOB)

90 Feminists nickname their mottes Bailey?

Posted by: Confused at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (s/imm)

91 35
Seawolf, I believe in dressing comfortably too, as I'm just a cubicle
drone in front of a computer, but jammie pants and Bronie tee with
neckbeard means you are just giving up.


corporate dress code says i have to wear shirts with collars. i've toyed with the idea of crocheting up some collars to attach to some of my world of warcraft t-shirts, but haven't done it. yet.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (sGtp+)

92 Top cutie stole my camera!

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (RuIsu)

93 Sexism, only ugly bitches complain about it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

94 It's not always cats single feminist wymyn own. My prog sister is totally a dog person. It's her entire life, poor thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

95
Fake News told me Eddie Money was 78. Not true?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Radio news just said 70

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

96 Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (sGtp+)

They make those. Called a dickie.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:32 AM (cxIsI)

97 Eddie Money is mort.


Sad. Turns out, he only needed the one ticket

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 11:32 AM (HPQLf)

98 By all accounts, Eddie Money wa a good guy. RIP.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:32 AM (90T4r)

99 >>Eddie Money is mort.

>>RIP.

You keep saying Take Me Home Tonight long enough and it will happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:32 AM (ZLI7S)

100 9 >>Anyone else surprised Eddie Money was older than biden and sanders?

I would've been if he were but he weren't.
____________

Yeah, Eddie was 70, according to DM.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (k4dH2)

101 Man! Those be some mouth waterin titties.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (oUkrT)

102 *wiggles*

*sneaks up behind Insom*

*POUNCE!*
*roll*
*seize*
*SMOOCH!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (d7Ww2)

103 We should have made our own sammiches.

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

104 I can't get enough of the clip with Biden's teeth falling out. Just kills me.
Posted by: Muad'dib



********

Then allow me to re-post this:


He Can't Handle The Tooth - a limerick

In what could be a nomination clincher
He talked of a railroad adventure
But the clickety-clack refrain
That was rattling in his brain
Was naught but the sound of his dentures

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (m45I2)

105 Did I actually hear Biden stumble and say something like "Mothers against blacks, err gun violence" last night?


Because I nearly fell out of my chair. I haven't heard anyone mention it this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

106 Out in the real world Modern Feminism isn't
affirmative action for unattractive women, it's just affirmative action
for upper middle class white women, who may or may not be unattractive
according to personal preferences. But on campus, Modern Feminism is
very much a lesbian cabal attempting to ring fence as many nubile
undergrads from hetero (male) competition as possible.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 13, 2019 11:28 AM (hdzef)


I the end we'll still rule the frigging planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

107 Grandma wanted legal equality. Votes, property ownership, her own bank accounts.

Grandma won that fight.

Mom wanted the right to compete in careers with men. To have her ability and her brains respected on an equal basis.

Mom won that fight.

My generation wanted sexual freedom without getting called a slut.

My generation won that fight.

My daughter's generation wants to be coddled in safe spaces and not have anyone say mean things while someone else takes care of the finances and bills and no one asks women to do math.

Somehow I wonder what Grandma would think.

Posted by: Synova at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (BD/yx)

108 "88 Do most of my clothing shopping at Rural King, so that pretty much sums up my views on clothing.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:30 AM (90T4r) "



Farm & Fleet here, so ditto.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pkvuH)

109 You keep saying Take Me Home Tonight long enough and it will happen.
_______________

It'll happen to everybody eventually, no matter what they say or don't say.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (k4dH2)

110

How does "My AR is waiting for you" translate into death threat??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (uZjSX)

111 Fake News told me Eddie Money was 78. Not true?

Posted by: Soothsayer



Radio news just said 70

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

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Quite a conundrum. Which media to NOT believe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

112 I always liked Eddie Money.

"Can't you see that long, white rope hanging from the hangman's tree
Take the restless horse; tie may hands, of course; tell my mother that I'm finally free
Let me die like a man - no one understands; let me pray that a poor man pray
Smack that horse in the ass; with my last dying gasp my brother could hear me say
Give me some water 'cause I shot a man on the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
Give me some water......."

RIP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (Z+IKu)

113 109 You keep saying Take Me Home Tonight long enough and it will happen.
_______________

It'll happen to everybody eventually, no matter what they say or don't say.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (k4dH2)

==========

What if you're like Caine on Kung Fu?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (DjIxe)

114 The woman in the 'It's not your job to think' poster immediately put me in mind of the NC legislator (D) who went ballistic day before yesterday:
http://tinyurl.com/y536gd2o

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (cg4r6)

115 Wasn't Eddie Money a Police officer before becoming a singer?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)

116 They make those. Called a dickie.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:32 AM


Mom always liked him best.

Posted by: Tom Smothers at September 13, 2019 11:35 AM (s/imm)

117 Somehow I wonder what Grandma would think.
______________

Granny would probably kick that whiny little slut's ass!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:35 AM (k4dH2)

118 I was just surprised that there was a 2nd season of Westworld, and that it didn't suck like Futureworld.

I thought the entire story was wrapped up at the end of Season one. Mysteries all solved. The wind-down left to the imagination of the viewers etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 11:35 AM (E2Y9z)

119 Heh, add to that store aisle: purple hair dye.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

120 I am going to take this opportunity to once again express my deep, abiding, unceasing HATRED of feminism, in all but its 1st wave form. 2nd wave feminists, with rare exception, are a cancer, and 3rd wavers are a plague. If they were removed from the planet and set adrift in the vacuum of space I wouldn't mourn. I'd be volunteering to press the EJECT button.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (rP4OC)

121 For the same reason I don't wear ties very often at all anymore; they're intended for times and places where there's snow and ice on the ground.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

For Texans, the concho tie is acceptable.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)

122 >>Wasn't Eddie Money a Police officer before becoming a singer?


You are thinking of Eddie Rabbit.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (HPQLf)

123

If someone says they're going to come to your
house and steal your property, and you say "my AR
is waiting for you," is that a death threat? And should law enforcement get involved?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (uZjSX)

124 What if you're like Caine on Kung Fu?
____________

Then be sure to update your will before you get into that wardrobe to do the nasty thing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (k4dH2)

125 How does "My AR is waiting for you" translate into death threat??



Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (uZjSX)


Because Beto said so (seriously):

https://tinyurl.com/y4o7eyor

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

126 Mom wanted the right to compete in careers with men. To have her ability and her brains respected on an equal basis.

Mom won that fight.


--

I like the part where women joined the workforce and the value of two incomes adjusted itself to become roughly the same as the value of what the man was bringing home previously.

Way to win, ladies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (dSvao)

127 How does "My AR is waiting for you" translate into death threat??

Posted by: Soothsayer
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Heh. I might be moved if Beto set out to personally confiscate anything from anyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (cg4r6)

128 102 *wiggles*

*sneaks up behind Insom*

*POUNCE!*
*roll*
*seize*
*SMOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2019 11:33 AM (d7Ww2)

Thorough! I LIKE it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

129 The notable feminist I most respect is Camille Paglia. She is honest, and does not ipso facto hate me.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (90T4r)

130 94 It's not always cats single feminist wymyn own. My prog sister is totally a dog person. It's her entire life, poor thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

When I was single and dabbling in online dating, my #2 red flag was if a girl described herself as a "dog mom." (#1 was being at the pussy hat march)

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (N4xQB)

131 >>You are thinking of Eddie Rabbit.

I was thinking of Jessica Rabbit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)

132 How does "My AR is waiting for you" translate into death threat??
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Red flag! Red flag!

Posted by: Beto at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (cg4r6)

133

Eddie Money was born Edward Joseph Mahoney on March 21, 1949, in Brooklyn, New York. Although he dreamed of being a musician, after high school, Eddie decided to follow in his father's footsteps and become a police officer.

In 1968, after serving as a New York City Police Officer for two years, Money put his law enforcement career on hold to pursue music.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

134 That Aisle 12 thing can't be real, but still funny.

I'm glad I don't have any boys, their future would kinda suck

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (FiUMj)

135 I accidentally clicked on Drudge and now he's pushing. Klobuchar? Huh?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (KBY7Z)

136 Yes, Eddie Money, aka Ed Mahoney was an officer with NYPD

Posted by: IP at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (QPvMy)

137 I saw Eddie Money headline a free Riverside Concert in MN years ago. Dude could NOT hit the high notes, didn't even make the effort to. Just kind of warbled around them.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (T9rmq)

138 41

Anyone else surprised Eddie Money was older than biden and sanders?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019


*
*

He first made a splash about 40 years ago, and he was a cop (NYC?) before that, so he went back a ways. Maybe he and Biden used to pal around with Moses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (ClOmq)

139 Wasn't Eddie Money a Police officer before becoming a singer?


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)

I remember hearing that way back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)

140 Feminists be they lefty or middle of the road age 35-40+ are the easiest single women to pickup and bang. Always vulnerable after spending their youth chasing a career and/or riding the cock carousel. Fun listening to them whine about "where have all the good guys gone?" That's where I love to step in to give them a di....I mean a "shoulder" to cry on. Idiots, feminism lied to you......and so will I.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (GHwGR)

141 >> I was just surprised that there was a 2nd season of Westworld, and that it didn't suck like Futureworld.


It's very anti-human, no?
It has to be to some extent, but they really leaned into that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

142 Beto and his army of soy bois and snowflake gurls have called the FBI on the TX rep (Briscoe Cain) who dared to tell Beto he could come and take his AR.

You might say they were triggered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

143

https://www.eddiemoney.com/history

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (aKsyK)

144 Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM (rP4OC)

What is second wave feminism?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (j0JAA)

145 53 When I looked at the woman's photo, the first thing I noticed was the camera.

Nice Hasselblad!!

Wow I'm getting old

=========
Ha.
Some background, I'm a drummer.
I was at a Bellydance Superstars show and one part was this HOT chick ( who am I kidding, they were all scorching) was peeforming a solo, just her and a guy playing dumbeck. She was a spectacular dancer, but he was a superb drummer to the point that I kept getting distracted away from the dancer.

That's when I knew that I was getting old.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (dmoiP)

146 Eddie Money was born Edward Joseph Mahoney on March 21, 1949, in Brooklyn, New York. Although he dreamed of being a musician, after high school, Eddie decided to follow in his father's footsteps and become a police officer.

In 1968, after serving as a New York City Police Officer for two years, Money put his law enforcement career on hold to pursue music.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

He was born in 1940. The timeline doesn't match.
I always thought he went to the Academy, but never actually became a cop.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (NFEMn)

147 Eddie Money was born Edward Joseph Mahoney on March 21, 1949, in Brooklyn, New York. Although he dreamed of being a musician, after high school, Eddie decided to follow in his father's footsteps and become a police officer.

In 1968, after serving as a New York City Police Officer for two years, Money put his law enforcement career on hold to pursue music.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019


*
*

Wait a minute. He was 19 in 1968. He joined the NYPD two years before, at 17???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (ClOmq)

148 How does "My AR is waiting for you" translate into death threat??

--

Turns out you can run a lottery from your house if you're a Democrat presidential candidate, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (dSvao)

149 Feminism and boots? There's a KPop song about that.

https://youtu.be/y3KSD5sI0OM

(I like the kitteh at the end.)

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (O7MnT)

150 He was born in 1940. The timeline doesn't match.
I always thought he went to the Academy, but never actually became a cop.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (NFEMn)

I meant 1949

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)

151 I must be getting old. I noticed how pretty the girl in the photo is but at the same time I noticed she was using a Hasselblad camera. Uh Oh!

Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (bmdz3)

152 You are thinking of Eddie Rabbit.

He framed Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (arJlL)

153 All these musicians and others are dying, yet Soros and the Clintons still breathe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

154 "Modern feminism is affirmative action for unattractive women. Fight me."


=========


One of Rush Limbaugh's "35 Undeniable Truths of Life" from the mid-80's:
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society."


Also, if nobody else had noticed, every time I see of photo of Jeffrey Epstein I think it's the actor Scott Bakula. I suppose he'd be ideal to play him in the movie (not that he'd want to), but -- hey -- whenever my wife sees actor Mark Harmon she says "It's Ted Bundy!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (WqPYg)

155 Pineapple upside down cake cooked in an iron skillet! Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (qcr5D)

156 My sister and her husband are hard core libs. They have 1 kid. Both of them work 80 hour weeks and my niece is practically raised by strangers. But she's all grrrrrrrl power so whatevs.

I rarely see or speak with my sister, she's so fucking batshit crazy, I don't have the energy or the desire to bother any more.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (FiUMj)

157 Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:36 AM

Advising someone that you are armed and willing to defend your life and property is not a threat. It's a very courteous (but unnecessary) warning.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (axqcf)

158

And because that Texas rep made that tweet, bob orourke DECIDED that citizen cannot exercise his Second Amendment right.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (uZjSX)

159 OM, you know it's bad for your heart when you hold back. (Indian cuties. Rowrrr.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

160 I must be getting old. I noticed how pretty the girl in the photo is but at the same time I noticed she was using a Hasselblad camera. Uh Oh!
Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (bmdz3)
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You and Tonypete! Although, truth be told, I noticed the Hasselblad too.

I want to be sure you know that YouTube will be broadcasting the Nats game for free again tonight, at 7:00 pm. They're playing the Braves.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (aXucN)

161 151 ... I didn't see Tony Pete's comment before posting. Glad I'm not the only one.

Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (bmdz3)

162 Fun listening to them whine about "where have all the good guys gone?"

Always funny. They either wouldn't give them the time of day, or used them up and threw them in the garbage. There were plenty of good guys, but you shat all over them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

163 Nice Hasselblad!!

Wow I'm getting old.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2019 11:24 AM (Y4EXg)




The guy from Baywatch?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (kw5n8)

164 I like the part where women joined the workforce and the value of two incomes adjusted itself to become roughly the same as the value of what the man was bringing home previously.

Way to win, ladies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (dSvao)

Honestly, I think it has more to do with everything else costing more. "House wives" really did a whole lot that added value, sewing and cooking from scratch... darning socks rather than throwing them out and buying new ones. Needing two cars.

That and all the child care expenses.

People who homeschool and have one stay at home spouse seem to manage these days like they used to do.

Posted by: Synova at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (BD/yx)

165 Not a care in the world here on Epstein Island. Just cleaning up a little after Dorian- raking leaves, trimming palm trees, etc. Beautiful day for it, too.

https://hooktube.com/
watch?v=5MfLWfuhW3Y

(and isn't it interesting that hooktube has been banned by tinyurl...)

Posted by: Footage From Sept 12th at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (dBiBP)

166 She had a camera? Huh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (KBY7Z)

167 Also, if nobody else had noticed, every time I see of photo of Jeffrey Epstein I think it's the actor Scott Bakula. I suppose he'd be ideal to play him in the movie (not that he'd want to), but -- hey -- whenever my wife sees actor Mark Harmon she says "It's Ted Bundy!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 11:41 AM (WqPYg)

He was very good in that Ted Bundy movie. "The Stranger Beside Me" I think?

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

168 Greetings:

I feel guilty about the way men dominate the coal mining and trash collection industries and exclude women from such gainful employments.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (evgyj)

169 Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (GHwGR)

You're congratulating yourself for lying to them?

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (j0JAA)

170 I like the part where women joined the workforce and the value of two incomes adjusted itself to become roughly the same as the value of what the man was bringing home previously.

Way to win, ladies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (dSvao)

Yep. The real losers from feminism are the women who don't want to work, would prefer to be stay at home moms, but can't because the job market no longer allows that.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (KUaJL)

171
And because that Texas rep made that tweet, bob orourke DECIDED that citizen cannot exercise his Second Amendment right.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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It's Red Flags, all the way down.

Guy'll be lucky if the FBI doesn't conduct a no-knock party in the wee hours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (cg4r6)

172 And because that Texas rep made that tweet, bob orourke DECIDED that citizen cannot exercise his Second Amendment right.

I saw his little plea for fascism yesterday. Can he be Benito O'Rourke now?

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (dBiBP)

173 Every time I see that Maddow thing I snicker.

Just something so goofy and pathetic about her/it/xhe/whatever her "preferred pronoun" is.

Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (k4dH2)

174 Honestly, I think it has more to do with everything else costing more. "House wives" really did a whole lot that added value, sewing and cooking from scratch... darning socks rather than throwing them out and buying new ones. Needing two cars.

That and all the child care expenses.

People who homeschool and have one stay at home spouse seem to manage these days like they used to do.
Posted by: Synova at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (BD/yx)

___

It's not that things are more expensive. They're not for the most part relative to income. It's that people WANT more shit. When everyone has to have the latest $1000 i-gadget and go out to dinner 4 times a week, two incomes are needed.

The average home size in 1970 was 1500 sq ft. Today it's 2500 st feet, even though the size of teh average family is smaller today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (FiUMj)

175 Cats are behind feminism. Fight me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NMAzL)

176 I funny how things change. I had anti-attraction to women from India when I was younger but now find these Bollywood actresses quite attractive. I don't know what changed.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NwIkk)

177 But there actually is a connection between the two.


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They're cousins of Elizabeth Warren?

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

178 169 Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (GHwGR)

You're congratulating yourself for lying to them?
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (j0JAA)

Why not? It's a successful strategy and being "nice" gets you jack shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

179 173 Every time I see that Maddow thing I snicker.

Just something so goofy and pathetic about her/it/xhe/whatever her "preferred pronoun" is.

Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (k4dH2)


Ace says she looks like a Cashew.... you cannot improve on that.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (90T4r)

180 I was at a Bellydance Superstars show and one part was this HOT chick ( who am I kidding, they were all scorching) was peeforming a solo,

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But when I do it, everyone freaks out!

Posted by: R. Kelly at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (7HtZB)

181 Not a care in the world here on Epstein Island.
Just cleaning up a little after Dorian- raking leaves, trimming palm
trees, etc. Beautiful day for it, too.



https://hooktube.com/

watch?v=5MfLWfuhW3Y



(and isn't it interesting that hooktube has been banned by tinyurl...)

Posted by: Footage From Sept 12th at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (dBiBP)


Considering his boss is mort, that groundskeeper sure is meticulous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

182 148 Turns out you can run a lottery from your house if you're a Democrat presidential candidate, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:40 AM (dSvao)


Has he twied wunning a male pwostitution wing fwom his house yet?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (DTX3h)

183 Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:37 AM (dSvao)

What no one wants to mention is that women entering the workforce thus expanded the available workers so that employers could offer a lower wage.

And women do make better workers for certain tasks and are shy of demanding more money.

Employers loved them. They loved them so much they gave them flex hours which the ladies adored. They didn't think about why would an employer give that time away. Because he could then hire more women on a part time basis thus keeping overtime costs low or non existent.

Way to go ladies. Way to go. You got sucked into a situation created by rich white women and then screwed yourself and your counter parts who have now given up and so the marriageable men are almost nonexistent or too few and thus would be in heavy demand except the women still have this high standard of who they'll marry.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (cxIsI)

184
Yep. The real losers from feminism are the women who don't want to work, would prefer to be stay at home moms, but can't because the job market no longer allows that.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously


And the home alone kids!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)

185 >>Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.

Do you mind not being a Motaur?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)

186
Fun listening to them whine about "where have all the good guys gone?"



Always funny. They either wouldn't give them the time of day, or
used them up and threw them in the garbage. There were plenty of good
guys, but you shat all over them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)


Much truth in that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (9Om/r)

187 (and isn't it interesting that hooktube has been banned by tinyurl...)

Posted by: Footage From Sept 12th at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM

Use bit.ly

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2019 11:47 AM (axqcf)

188 If someone says they're going to come to your

house and steal your property,

===
I say that is a threat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

189 He was very good in that Ted Bundy movie. "The Stranger Beside Me" I think?

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

Zack Effron played Bundy in new movie and it is creepy close

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (5l6gb)

190
Cats are behind feminism. Fight me!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NMAzL)


I've had dogs, cats, horses....I'm still getting over having to put down our last two elderly kittehs.


If we ever get another pet, it will be a kitteh or two. No feminist here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

191 Way to go ladies. Way to go. You got sucked into a
situation created by rich white women and then screwed yourself and your
counter parts who have now given up and so the marriageable men are
almost nonexistent or too few and thus would be in heavy demand except
the women still have this high standard of who they'll marry.


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (cxIsI)

There are plenty of marriageable men. You just want the wrong things.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (NMAzL)

192 >>He was very good in that Ted Bundy movie. "The Stranger Beside Me" I think?

IIRC, Harmon also played a killer in a real-life murder based tv miniseries where he's a doctor or lawyer who kills his wife with the help of his girlfriend and then dumps the body in the Chesapeake bay.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh)

193 The Texas rep was basically repeating the celebrated historical Texas taunt, Come And Take It.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (NwIkk)

194 Do you mind not being a Motaur?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Who in the hell is that commercial supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (cg4r6)

195 You need to add "Dildos" to that store sign.

Posted by: Kebas at September 13, 2019 11:49 AM (dB9T8)

196 Our son texted me late last night, going nuts over Beto threatening to take his AR. All his vet and active duty buddies are livid.

Way to go Beto. You've lost any military votes you may have had (as if).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

197 If we ever get another pet, it will be a kitteh or two. No feminist here.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

I love kittehs. But you can't argue that feminism creates more opportunities for them Must be the cat parasite.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (NMAzL)

198 160 ... "
I want to be sure you know that YouTube will be broadcasting the Nats game for free again tonight, at 7:00 pm. They're playing the Braves."

Thanks bluebell. Yeah, the game is on my to-do list for 7PM. I'm just hoping they have some runs left after last night's game. This will be only the third game I've watched this season. All the others have been on the radio. Fortunately, Charlie and Dave do a great job with their broadcast.

Posted by: JTB at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (bmdz3)

199 186
Fun listening to them whine about "where have all the good guys gone?"



Always funny. They either wouldn't give them the time of day, or
used them up and threw them in the garbage. There were plenty of good
guys, but you shat all over them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)


Much truth in that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (9Om/r)

I've watched it happen, as well as lived it. I still resent the hell out of it. Not saying that's a good thing, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

200 Honestly, I think it has more to do with everything else costing more.


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That's part of it, especially the insanely skyrocketing tax burden.

Also, when you can nearly double the workforce, the value and cost of labor necessarily decreases. And, of course, that's been one of the worst aspects of open borders ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (WqPYg)

201 @169 Hoary Puffleg-actually no, I don't lie. Doesn't matter though, they don't listen when you let them know your boundaries and intentions. When their crazy is exposed and you bounce them they accuse you of lying anyways....so I just roll with it.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (GHwGR)

202 Do you mind not being a Motaur?

Posted by: JackStraw

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Who in the hell is that commercial supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (cg4r6)


Definitely not motorcycle wrenches. The minute one of them rolls through the door I'm out of there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (9Om/r)

203 Every time I see that Maddow thing I snicker.

Just something so goofy and pathetic about her/it/xhe/whatever her "preferred pronoun" is.

Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.
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I wanted to be a real boy, too.

Posted by: Pinocchio at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

204 Do you mind not being a Motaur?

Upper body of a Moron on the body of a bull?

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (xSo9G)

205 Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:46 AM (cxIsI)

There are plenty of marriageable men. You just want the wrong things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM (NMAzL)

I think he's looking for a chick...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

206 The Texas rep was basically repeating the celebrated historical Texas taunt, Come And Take It.



Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:48 AM

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Yep and the media is running with it as a "chilling" death threat.


Whatever. After last night robert francis ororuke will never win another state wide election in Texas.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (JUOKG)

207 I love kittehs. But you can't argue that feminism creates more opportunities for them Must be the cat parasite.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:50 AM (NMAzL)


I feel sorry for the cats! I have way more single (widowed, divorced, never married) friends who own dogs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

208 Texas Rep just said molon labe.. that simple.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (90T4r)

209 The average home size in 1970 was 1500 sq ft. Today it's 2500 st feet, even though the size of teh average family is smaller today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (FiUMj)

The ultra-rich must be pulling the average up with their Mega mansions, because most of the new houses I see are 1200-2000 sqft. Granted, I'm not looking in the McMansion price range.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)

210 Do you mind not being a Motaur?
__________

Nope, because I'd get squashed by the drunk driving the 18-wheeler just as flat as anybody else.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (k4dH2)

211 Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.

Successful?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

212 No Eddie Money No Peace!

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (mrrpb)

213 It's good that O'Rourke (I refuse to use his fake phony pandering nickname) is doing this.

It's a definitive example of what will happen with Red Flag Laws and how unconstitutional they are.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (cxIsI)

214 In Beto's twitter feed, his fans are attacking Gab as "racist" and "full of hate."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

215 For the ettes:

The original cut of Ranveer Singh, in a rampant display of exuberant warriors: https://tinyurl.com/pur2674

With Trump's face superimposed, but still exuberant: https://tinyurl.com/y4aclylw

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (u82oZ)

216 There's a new spring in Bernie Madoff's step today!

It's Morning In America for child porn collectors, Enron execs, Nigerian marriage fraud scammers, drug money launderers, alien smugglers, internet hackers, and Michael Avenatti!

Keep the faith, fellas! Uncle Joe its riding to the rescue!

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (Cssks)

217 Bundy was something else. Carole Boone moved to Florida just to marry the guy, too.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (onY2f)

218 I like the part where women joined the workforce and the value of two incomes adjusted itself to become roughly the same as the value of what the man was bringing home previously.

Way to win, ladies.

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Honestly, I think it has more to do with everything else costing more...

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If I'm following you correctly, yes. That's the point. I'd imagine there was ten or so years where there were two actual incomes before the market adjusted, but household income is household income. That mortgage, car, etc. doesn't care if it's his job or hers, only that household income = X.

IIRC household income has remained essentially flat since the early 70s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (dSvao)

219 No way I'd rather be Goro than Motaro.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)

220 Who in the hell is that commercial supposed to appeal to?

People who give awards to ad companies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

221 215 For the ettes:

The original cut of Ranveer Singh, in a rampant display of exuberant warriors: https://tinyurl.com/pur2674

With Trump's face superimposed, but still exuberant: https://tinyurl.com/y4aclylw
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (u82oZ)

That's damn entertaining.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

222 I'm a single guy in an 1800 sq ft crib.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:54 AM (NwIkk)

223 >>Who in the hell is that commercial supposed to appeal to?

I had an ex Madison Avenue ( Mad Men, get it?) advertising executive for a market research course in college. His favorite mantra was that the only thing important in advertising is being memorable.

Bad or good are subjective, the goal is to be remembered. Not sure I buy it completely but he made a lot of money off this belief.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

224 Hmm... I'm going to go look for GDP numbers since women entered the workforce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 11:54 AM (dSvao)

225 176
I funny how things change. I had anti-attraction to women from India
when I was younger but now find these Bollywood actresses quite
attractive. I don't know what changed.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NwIkk)

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The allure of youth is obviously hard-wired in the brain of males. I find even plain, heavy, young females now whom I wouldn't have given a second thought to when I was 29 ... very alluring now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 13, 2019 11:54 AM (WqPYg)

226 The ultra-rich must be pulling the average up with their Mega mansions, because most of the new houses I see are 1200-2000 sqft. Granted, I'm not looking in the McMansion price range.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)

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3K sq ft is kinda SOP for suburban homes built in the last 20 years. But you're right the trend is now reversing itself as people realized they don't need all that space.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

227 179 173 Every time I see that Maddow thing I snicker.

Just something so goofy and pathetic about her/it/xhe/whatever her "preferred pronoun" is.

Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:44 AM (k4dH2)


Ace says she looks like a Cashew.... you cannot improve on that.
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (90T4r)
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If you look at some pictures in her younger days, before she went manish, she was an attractive women.

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (G0vdT)

228 Idiots, feminism lied to you......and so will I.
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (GHwGR)

But is what you said. You'll lie to them. O.K. Whatever.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (j0JAA)

229 Robert Francis O'Rourke is just trying to get out of 1% dungeon, just like Buttgag attacking Pence, yet again. NOTICE MEEEE!!!!!1!!!!!!1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

230 I wonder what it's going to take to drive the seven dwarves from the Demofascist race? For a minute (looking at the debate photo) I couldn't even remember Amy Klobuchar's name, and who cares about Andrew Yang and his YangGang? Plus, wouldn't you practically pay money at this point to see the last of Robert Francis O'Rourke, criminal drunk? Or the smug, self-righteous Father Pete?


Anyway, will it take actual primaries to get them out? Or will Democrats, mercifully, please just stop giving them money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 13, 2019 11:56 AM (NVYyb)

231 I was also a key latch kid. My mom worked right up to when I was born and went back to work shortly after.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:56 AM (NwIkk)

232 that store aisle is missing double a batteries.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 11:56 AM (KP5rU)

233 211 Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.

Successful?
________

That too. In addition to smart, well-informed, male, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

234 So now Klobocher (sp) is the new Dem chosen one? She's supposedly "moderate"?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)

235 Beto - "I'll take your AR-15 and AK-47."
"Great I still have my L1A1, AKM, AK-74, HK SLR, PDX, M-82..."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (5l6gb)

236 I funny how things change. I had anti-attraction to women from India

when I was younger but now find these Bollywood actresses quite

attractive. I don't know what changed.



Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NwIkk)


Because now you're seeing the best of the best, not the ones from indiana jones and the temple of doom.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

237 219 No way I'd rather be Goro than Motaro.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 13, 2019 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

238 233 211 Sad to want so desperately to be something you're not.

Successful?
________

That too. In addition to smart, well-informed, male, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

I was referring to me...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

239 how 's Booker's poll looking? smokin'?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (onY2f)

240 The good guys are probably looking at the younger women, like they looked at you when you were younger. Harsh, but the truth.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (wGbBR)

241 230 I wonder what it's going to take to drive the seven dwarves from the Demofascist race? For a minute (looking at the debate photo) I couldn't even remember Amy Klobuchar's name, and who cares about Andrew Yang and his YangGang? Plus, wouldn't you practically pay money at this point to see the last of Robert Francis O'Rourke, criminal drunk? Or the smug, self-righteous Father Pete?


Anyway, will it take actual primaries to get them out? Or will Democrats, mercifully, please just stop giving them money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 13, 2019


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Somebody on the Art thread mentioned that Harris was chemically trashed last night. Anybody else get that vibe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

242 Beto is a private citizen with a criminal record, who is telling you publicly he will steal your legally obtained private property.
That is really all you need to know.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (w7KSn)

243 Didn't watch the debate debacle last night but I understand MasterBeto would like to confiscate our guns. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (vtcmf)

244 3K sq ft is kinda SOP for suburban homes built in the last 20 years. But you're right the trend is now reversing itself as people realized they don't need all that space.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

There's not enough doctors in the country for 3k square foot houses to be a standard.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (J+mig)

245 By the way, Beto is a moron, and not in the good sense.

First of all, slavery was a universal condition of existence until the modern age. He's too uniformed to realize this, and too vain to have it explained to him.

Second, it is sheer idiocy to say that the economic greatness of modern America was in any sense built on slavery. It was built on an abundance of natural resources, free markets, and hard-working people who came here to make themselves rich.

Capitalism, resourcefulness, and ambition created the "greatness" we now see, if economics is what is meant. Chattel slavery had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Caliban at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (QE8X6)

246 I think he's looking for a chick...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

Well not these days but I'm open to suggestion.

Yeah I was referring to the damaged women who got sucked into the feminist thing and later realized it is all a lie.

And that the society that has been twisted and distorted to allow it has led so many men to just plain give up and/or not care.

I'm now too old to care. I saw a lot of this coming tho. Watched friends get scalped in divorce court which made me marriage shy. Which turned out okay in a way but there's lonely nights sometimes and it gets more difficult to know who playing what game and how to get to the center of things without all the preliminaries.

And that's something else, we move around a lot and bonding between two people takes long term first hand knowledge of that person. These days I don't know any of the people I meet thus trust can be lower than it should be.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 11:58 AM (cxIsI)

247 I don't know what y'all are talking about. That Madow fellow looks okay to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 11:58 AM (E2Y9z)

248 175 Cats are behind feminism. Fight me!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NMAzL)

Big Cat is funding feminist organizations! It's a plot!

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a tool of Big Cat at September 13, 2019 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

249 I suspect that Harris is not unfamiliar with the scent of cocaine.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (onY2f)

250 Somebody on the Art thread mentioned that Harris was chemically trashed last night. Anybody else get that vibe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)


Yes. Her giggling like a 12 y.o. girl while leaning on the podium snarking at Biden just cost her any chance of getting the nom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

251 244 3K sq ft is kinda SOP for suburban homes built in the last 20 years. But you're right the trend is now reversing itself as people realized they don't need all that space.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:55 AM (FiUMj)

There's not enough doctors in the country for 3k square foot houses to be a standard.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (J+mig)

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You think only doctors buy 3k sq ft houses?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)

252 That's what I get for not reading the thread first. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (vtcmf)

253 245
By the way, Beto is a moron, and not in the good sense.



First of all, slavery was a universal condition of existence until
the modern age. He's too uniformed to realize this, and too vain to have
it explained to him.


and so we're back to shirts that have collars.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (sGtp+)

254 Clean up on aisle 12 please

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (FsgBK)

255 Capitalism, resourcefulness, and ambition created the "greatness" we now see, if economics is what is meant. Chattel slavery had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Caliban at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (QE8X6)

If anything, slavery impeded our growth as a nation, and its legacy is much like that of the crooked business that's now a Superfund site.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

256 Whatever. After last night robert francis ororuke will never win another state wide election in Texas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Your words have iron in them, and I understand their meaning.

But don't count on it. Nothing stays the same, ever.

He's a first degree jackwagon, but people only hear what they want to hear. When more of Texas is like Julian Castro's district, anything can happen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (vcOmj)

257 250 Somebody on the Art thread mentioned that Harris was chemically trashed last night. Anybody else get that vibe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

Yes. Her giggling like a 12 y.o. girl while leaning on the podium snarking at Biden just cost her any chance of getting the nom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

The superdelegates pick the nominee anyway so who knows.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

258 The Texas rep should go on the offensive.
Say something like "My AR-15 is inanimate. It can't be waiting for you. Just how low is you and your followers' IQ? Now If I had said I will be waiting for you with my AR-15 to come take something of mine, That could be sort of construed as a threat. Oh and LOLGFY"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (pw+jk)

259 Bobby O'Rourke is just another iteration of Tank Abrams.... gum flappers to the woke crowd... none of the Nazgul of the Left consider them as anything else.....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (90T4r)

260 Median square feet

1973 - 1525

2010 - 2169

https://www.census.gov/const/C25Ann/
sftotalmedavgsqft.pdf

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (dSvao)

261 Apropos of absolutely nothin'....I mentioned on Monday that our neighbors finally starting digging for the pool they've been talking about for 2 years.

Aaaannnd....that's it. The pool company hasn't been back. They now have a giant rectangular hole in their back yard and huge mounds of dirt. Back hoe and Bob cat just sitting there since Monday.

We can't figure out if they're waiting for some other contractor or they've hit something or what.

Everytime my Yorkie goes outside he barks at the back hoe.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

262 Speaking of strong, independent women, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez is moaning and griping because some R woman running for office used a spot of AO-C's picture burning up to make a point about the destructive nature of socialism/capitalism.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (j0JAA)

263 Yes. Her giggling like a 12 y.o. girl while leaning on the podium snarking at Biden just cost her any chance of getting the nom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

She sounded perfectly normal to me.

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (KUaJL)

264 >>After last night robert francis ororuke will never win another state wide election in Texas.


When y'all raze Austin and Houston, get back to me.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (HPQLf)

265 Beto should sack up and actually go that lawmakers house and demand the AR-15. Do it himself. Livestream it like he did his dental stuff.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (wGbBR)

266 The superdelegates pick the nominee anyway so who knows.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

Indeed.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (k76MH)

267 Everytime my Yorkie goes outside he barks at the back hoe.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Tell that bitch to stop working my side of the street!

Posted by: Tami's Yorkie at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

268 IT is true that the people who drive cultural change in the last 50 years have done everything they can to make marriage as miserable and unattractive as possible, to the point that most guys just aren't inclined to even consider it any longer. And many women, I suspect.

Why did they do it? Because they recognized that a stable married family was one of the single biggest obstacles to their takeover.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

269 Median home size in 2017 was 2450 sq ft. So lots of 3000 and up houses out there.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (FiUMj)

270 I had an ex Madison Avenue ( Mad Men, get it?) advertising executive for a market research course in college. His favorite mantra was that the only thing important in advertising is being memorable.

Bad or good are subjective, the goal is to be remembered. Not sure I buy it completely but he made a lot of money off this belief.



There's an old movie with Sidney Greenstreet as an ad man sitting at the head of a huge board room table. He hocks up and spits on the gleaming surface.

"I have just done a very disgusting thing, but you will remember it.

Irritate, irritate, irritate!'"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (wzVKm)

271 So, the fake Mexican is coming for our guns, eh?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (conHw)

272 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 11:58 AM (E2Y9z)

I keep saying that you put a picture of maddow and Chris Hayes next to each other will make you go Hmmmm!

Have we ever seen them in one place together?

I think he/she is the alter ego of one of them.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (cxIsI)

273 I suspect that Harris is not unfamiliar with the scent of cocaine.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (onY2f)

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Why? Because no woman ever sucked dick for marijuana, not even a skank like Kamalatoe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

274 Everytime my Yorkie goes outside he barks at the back hoe.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)


Maybe he's barking at the bodies uncovered by the backhoe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

275 The thing about being older and never married is your perception of what is attractive to you is skewed drastically. I realize it's shallow and screwed up but women my age look like my grandmother to me. I wish I would have married younger and grown old with my mate because I believe you will always see them as beautiful as they were when you were both young.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM (NwIkk)

276 Say, all that horrible household work that unpaid women were doing at home still has to be done even after they enter the workforce, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM (dSvao)

277 Oh gawd. Juan is on Outnumbered. Over to local news and weather I go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

278 Tell that bitch to stop working my side of the street!

Posted by: Tami's Yorkie at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

Ha! 7.5 lbs....thinks he's Cujo.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (cF8AT)

279 274 Everytime my Yorkie goes outside he barks at the back hoe.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Maybe he's barking at the bodies uncovered by the backhoe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

Looks like at NCIS plot line.....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (90T4r)

280 There's not enough doctors in the country for 3k square foot houses to be a standard.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM (J+mig)

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You think only doctors buy 3k sq ft houses?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)

You have to make a lot of money to afford that much house.

That's a house for the top twenty percent, not for the average person.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (J+mig)

281 Median home size in 2017 was 2450 sq ft. So lots of 3000 and up houses out there.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 12:02 PM (FiUMj)


They just don't build small houses anymore, probably not in decades.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (9Om/r)

282 273 I suspect that Harris is not unfamiliar with the scent of cocaine.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019


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*

It has a scent? I was too busy sneezing to notice.

Posted by: Woody Allen at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)

283 >>Median home size in 2017 was 2450 sq ft.


That's about right. I built mine at 2300 or so...
mostly because it's in an area where it will be a 2nd or 3rd home for the next guy, when it sells.

I have to purposefully visit rooms that would otherwise go unused as I am only one guy.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (HPQLf)

284 Everytime my Yorkie goes outside he barks at the back hoe.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Large rectangular hole in the ground...hoe's in the yard...if I didn't know better I'd say it sounds like a mafia operation.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (k76MH)

285 >>You have to make a lot of money to afford that much house.


It all depends on where you live.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:05 PM (HPQLf)

286 Nude Debate

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 12:05 PM (E2Y9z)

287 I have to purposefully visit rooms that would otherwise go unused as I am only one guy.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (HPQLf)

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In hindsight, the Taxidermy Room was probably a mistake then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:05 PM (conHw)

288 You think only doctors buy 3k sq ft houses?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)

You have to make a lot of money to afford that much house.

That's a house for the top twenty percent, not for the average person.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 12:04 PM (J+mig)

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That's not accurate. In my 'hood a 3k house goes for $350K. And besides size isn't all that important (insert joke here). A few miles away from me a downtown remodeled turn of the century 1500 sqt fr house goes for $700K.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)

289 286 Nude Debate
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 12:05 PM (E2Y9z)

That would certainly make people pay more attention.

*Looks at candidates*

Never mind.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 12:06 PM (k76MH)

290 Because no woman ever sucked dick for marijuana

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2019 12:03 PM

I feel sorry for your lack of experience in these matters.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 13, 2019 12:06 PM (axqcf)

291 When y'all raze Austin and Houston, get back to me.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:01 PM (HPQLf)

Harris County is still basically conservative though the last election may have been the point where we see it go the way of Austin .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 13, 2019 12:06 PM (NwIkk)

292 Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

They're waiting for the pool to be delivered and the equipment is still there cause they'll need it and it's cheaper to leave on site (especially with neighbors to keep the thieves away) than truck it back to the lot or to the next job.

Storage fees can be a bitch which is why you see random heavy equipment just sitting around at a building site.

Those pools are fiberglass and they don't have all of the different designs and sizes in stock so they may have had to make one and it takes time to transport. Add to that they can't leave it in the lot unless it's big enough they can work around it so they wait until the hole is ready.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 12:07 PM (cxIsI)

293 well duh, skinny jeans and skinny pants are uncomfortable, probably more so if you're fat. here's an idea, wear pants that don't crush your nuts.

Posted by: x at September 13, 2019 12:07 PM (nFwvY)

294 Median home size in 2017 was 2450 sq ft. So lots of 3000 and up houses out there.

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I'm no medianologist, but wouldn't that mean there are roughly equal numbers of house sizes in the opposite direction, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 12:07 PM (dSvao)

295 That's not accurate. In my 'hood a 3k house goes for $350K. And besides size isn't all that important (insert joke here). A few miles away from me a downtown remodeled turn of the century 1500 sqt fr house goes for $700K.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)

And by conventional wisdom, you need a yearly income in the 100k range to afford that $300k house.

The average person does not pull a 6 figure salary.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at September 13, 2019 12:08 PM (J+mig)

296 These days in many markets there's so much work that projects are subject to interruptions as crews get called off to other priority ones. Two neighbors now going through this.


Those unemployment and GDP numbers are not a lie. And building/remodeling/upgrading are hot hot hot.


Not to imply that Amerikkka is not a hell hole of injustice and oppression, or anything. Of course. But labor shortages are real.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2019 12:09 PM (QDnY+)

297 http://bit.ly/2AdbSaB
*******
Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
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BREAKING: Steele accomplice Jonathan Winer used personal email to conduct State Department business on at least 27 occasions before the 2016 election,shielding his communications (including w Steele & Simpson) from government record-keeping & FOIA requests

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 13, 2019 12:09 PM (BqBId)

298 @DonaldJTrumpJr

Yikes!

@ArthurSchwartz

Biden To Immigrant From Guyana In South America, "I've Been To Ghana, I've Been All Through Africa"

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y69be8ps

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

299 I was watching the recent movie on Eichmann's capture, Operation Finale, and it was okay for the first 20 minutes, until they introduced a fictitious woman love interest who was, of course, bossy, bitchy and indispensable to the mission. Get lost.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 12:10 PM (H8QX8)

300 Those pools are fiberglass and they don't have all of the different designs and sizes in stock so they may have had to make one and it takes time to transport. Add to that they can't leave it in the lot unless it's big enough they can work around it so they wait until the hole is ready.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 12:07 PM (cxIsI)

Hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't you dig the hole closer to expected delivery time though? If it rains, they're going to have a hell of a mess.

Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2019 12:11 PM (cF8AT)

301 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 13, 2019 12:12 PM (1XAal)

302 They re-made House on Garibaldi Street?


Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2019 12:12 PM (QDnY+)

303 I realize it's shallow and screwed up but women my age look like my grandmother to me. I wish I would have married younger and grown old with my mate because I believe you will always see them as beautiful as they were when you were both young.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
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Dude, not all of us look like grandma! Call me!

Posted by: Christie Brinkley at September 13, 2019 12:13 PM (k4dH2)

304 We should watch the debates more. Maybe increased ratings will persuade them to have more debates.

They've just about shot all of themselves or at least one of the others in the foot with what they're saying.

Sure they're playing to their base but the rest of America is watching this shit.

They've got to convince about 20 percent of the rest of the country that they're not batshit crazy and ready to take the country down the minute they get elected.

Why to they think Hillary lost? Because even the hard core Dems knew she would screw this country into the ground and we'd be lucky to still have one after 4 years of her and her cohorts.

It's gonna be worse this time cause Trump is now a known Person and the Dems are all crazy and swearing that they're going to reverse all he's done and worse.

Wall street alone won't put up with that.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 13, 2019 12:14 PM (cxIsI)

305 "I do the butter coffee in the morning but it also confuses me because aren't you technically breaking your fast?"

yeah, I'm not sure the fasting/not fasting is a pure on/off switch. A few calories may be OK. Same with the in/out of the keto state I think. There is a "flip" toward the body processing fat (from the diet or the body) ... but the carbs are still processed.


Or that is from the last YouTube I watched ... there are more "ketones" produced in the keto diet, but from what I'm hearing now, it is more a sliding scale, not an in/out switch.


I've been listening to "tuit nutrition" woman lately, but am not up to speed yet. (And I sorta missed most of the Gainzzz stuff here ... seemed like a cult ... lol)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 12:16 PM (Cus5s)

306 No American Flags at the debate last night.

Just one big red one.

Posted by: jsg at September 13, 2019 12:17 PM (UsAUx)

307 I saw his little plea for fascism yesterday. Can he be Benito O'Rourke now

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Style Guide adjustment please.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 13, 2019 12:18 PM (dmoiP)

308 Juke box hero

Posted by: Yo! at September 13, 2019 12:19 PM (1XAal)

309 Median home size in 2017 was 2450 sq ft. So lots of 3000 and up houses out there.

Cheaper building techniques and a desire to be indoors for "home entertainment" (TV's, computers, games) are playing a role, too. My 1500 sq ft house from the 50's- more than big enough for me- just got torn down by the new owners. It will be a 5500 sq footer! I can't even imagine how big that is.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2019 12:22 PM (CDGwz)

310 The biggest thing that bugs me is now everything someone does has to be viewed as a political or tribal statement.

Posted by: Allie at September 13, 2019 12:22 PM (WN6kz)

311 I wish I would have married younger and grown old with my mate because I believe you will always see them as beautiful as they were when you were both young.

I'm with ya. It does leave open the possibility of girls you went to high school with, though.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2019 12:24 PM (dBiBP)

312 "Those unemployment and GDP numbers are not a lie. And building/remodeling/upgrading are hot hot hot."

imo another factor is that some that made a ton in the markets now perceive they are toppy/bubbly ... and are so rich they can throw $100k off into home improvements without a sweat. Smart move imo, and buy some metals maybe, and/or a few acres.


The labor participation numbers are stabilized and up barely, but not as much as unemployment numbers would suggest, and not at such historic highs. Usually as economy improves, more people that had quit looking go back to looking, so UE goes up a little as they get counted. That has not happened this time ... but I never tried to dig in and find out why.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2019 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

313 But on campus, Modern Feminism is very much a lesbian cabal attempting
to ring fence as many nubile undergrads from hetero (male) competition
as possible.

Now that sound like a porn script.

Posted by: Paladin at September 13, 2019 12:29 PM (7qvpm)

314 Idiots, feminism lied to you......and so will I.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2019 11:39 AM (GHwGR)

That was kind of my game.... in my miss-spent youth. I does work rather well. To end it, I would start with the "you know Reagan kind of makes sense, don't you think?" BAM, it was over! 50 ways to leave your lover...

Posted by: Paladin at September 13, 2019 12:39 PM (7qvpm)

315 260
Median square feet



1973 - 1525



2010 - 2169



https://www.census.gov/const/C25Ann/

sftotalmedavgsqft.pdf

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 12:00 PM (dSvao)


Part of the reason there must be 2 wage earners in the family now.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 13, 2019 12:42 PM (VHM+K)

316 So now Klobocher (sp) is the new Dem chosen one? She's supposedly "moderate"?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2019 11:57 AM

Drudge is pushing Klobuchar suddenly. Not sure why? He linked an article from the Star Tribune (The Red Star as we call it) her local home town paper her dad just used to write for. They were creaming in their jeans about her debate performance and Drudge dutifully barfed it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 13, 2019 12:47 PM (KBY7Z)

317
Capitalism, resourcefulness, and ambition created the "greatness" we now see, if economics is what is meant. Chattel slavery had nothing to do with it.

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Yeppers, slavery made this country. Why, southern slavery is what made the South into the economic powerhouse that crushed the North during the Late Unpleasantness.... Oh, wait...

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 13, 2019 12:54 PM (dmoiP)

318 I understand that. I'd never go to work in pajama's, but if that's what someone wants to do, I say go for it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 13, 2019 11:25 AM (k76MH)


My firm relaxed its dress standards a few years ago (it used to be dress shirts, ties and trousers for men) and now I wear just do without the tie and am comfortable. I've told the Millennials that if they only want to be considered to be code monkeys then dress that way, otherwise no one will take you seriously for positions with more responsibility.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 13, 2019 12:54 PM (YQ4mh)

319 You are very much wrong, sir, I am instantly knowing who these photos of are of, sir.

Posted by: Ashok "Beto" Patel at September 13, 2019 12:54 PM (RqP7a)

320 Honestly, I think it has more to do with everything else costing more. "House wives" really did a whole lot that added value, sewing and cooking from scratch... darning socks rather than throwing them out and buying new ones. Needing two cars.

That and all the child care expenses.

People who homeschool and have one stay at home spouse seem to manage these days like they used to do.
Posted by: Synova at September 13, 2019 11:43 AM (BD/yx)

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It's not that things are more expensive. They're not for the most part relative to income. It's that people WANT more shit. When everyone has to have the latest $1000 i-gadget and go out to dinner 4 times a week, two incomes are needed.

The average home size in 1970 was 1500 sq ft. Today it's 2500 st feet, even though the size of teh average family is smaller today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 13, 2019 11:45 AM (FiUMj)


Nope. Women and families have always wanted the latest gadget or labor-saver.

What's different is that taxes took only a small fraction the breadwinner's paycheck than what it does now. The family could afford the mom staying home.

Posted by: Sooner at September 13, 2019 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)

321 Is the Gorilla Pundit saying "Fight Me" or does he really mean "Bite Me".

I don't think he really wants one of the affirmative action bimbettes to do an assault on his love muscle. Some things are just too nasty to allow.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 13, 2019 01:04 PM (WRSbt)

322 -- What does it matter what I wear? I should be taken for who I am.
-- I take you for an eyesore.

Do you really want the positive attention of somebody who likes the way you dress?

Posted by: Wit's End at September 13, 2019 01:05 PM (ROYpB)

323 Cinnamon rolls are so prole...those that eat them for breakfast should be nuked from space, too.

Posted by: Psycho Chiken at September 13, 2019 01:15 PM (uTquT)

324 "My prog sister is totally a dog person. It's her entire life, poor thing."

There are definitely crazy dog ladies. Here are the signs:

Does she call them doggos or puppers?
Have they all been "rescued" (are all dog breeders scum)?
Is there a "who rescued who" on her car?
Must the dogs go everywhere she goes?
Here's the tipping point: does she participate in doggy agility trials?

Posted by: Wendy at September 13, 2019 03:36 PM (bpemY)

325 Try pizza baked in a cast iron skillet. It'll make you squee like Max Boot seeing Beto's penis.

Posted by: Warmongerel at September 14, 2019 01:35 AM (XK/xu)

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