Trump Rally and the Tasty Burnt Ends of Today's News Barbecue

Video of rally in Fayetsville below.



A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.

Scientists note that the "majority of women" statistic might be biased by the inclusion of David French's frustrated sex partners.

Robert Francis O'Rourke, known in criminal records as "Beto" and "Fuckin' Radical, Man!" O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

Kamala Harris then showed she had the steel and toughness to be president, whining that it's "emotionally hurtful" when people criticize her record.

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris of California said that it "feels awful" when people attack her record on criminal justice and call her a "cop," according to a new report.

"I understand it intellectually. Emotionally, it's hurtful," Harris said about activists attacking her over criminal justice issues during an interview with the New York Times published Monday.

She added that criticism was so "tiring" she felt like taking a nap under Willie Brown's sweaty, heaving body.


Kamala Harris agreed with a questioner's use of the word "mentally retarded" as an insult, and even added a "well said" after hearing it, but then claims she never heard the remark.



No one believes her, except liberal journalists, obviously.


Speaking of mentally retarded, Joe Biden took the opportunity to grab up on a woman without her consent.

Jessica Roman, 41, had stopped Biden, 76, as he greeted voters on Monday during the Hawkeye Area Labor Council's Labor Day picnic in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. The North Liberty preschool teacher, who works with special needs children, was pressing the former vice president on his plans to help unionized members of her profession under recent changes to Iowa's collective bargaining laws when he reached for her hands.

"I think that he means well but, you know, he grabbed my hands right away and that was really uncomfortable," she told the Washington Examiner. "He was very close and, in my mind, I'm like, this is part of our problem: Not recognizing that you need to ask first, or can I shake your hand? Not just grab your hands and hang onto them. That bothers me."

Joe Biden then said that George Bush was "the last president" before the current one.

Sort of missed a big one there, Potato Salad Joe.

Hillary Clinton is adding her Shrill Smelly Old Lady sex appeal to the Elizabeth Warren campaign.

Can't wait for these two sexpots to start campaigning together.

lizabeth Warren's team doesn't want to talk about Hillary Clinton, but that doesn't mean the 2020 presidential candidate isn't talking with her party's 2016 nominee.

The two women have kept a line of communication open since the Massachusetts senator decided to run for president -- though only a conversation around the time of Warren's launch has been previously reported -- according to several people familiar with their discussions who spoke to NBC on the condition of anonymity because of the political sensitivity of private interactions.

Itís hard to know exactly how many times they've reached out to each other -- or precisely what theyíve discussed -- in part because neither camp wants to reveal much of anything about their interaction and in part because they have each other's phone numbers, and there are many ways for two high-powered politicians to communicate that donít involve their staffs.


Speaking of dinosaurs soon to face a looming impact with reality, The meteor that killed the dinosau">the meteor strike that killed the dinsosaurs hit the earth with the kinetic energy of ten billion Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs.

That'll do it.

The impact set alight vast wildfires stretching thousands of miles, triggered towering tsunamis and blasted so much sulphur into the atmosphere it blocked the sun, causing the catastrophic global cooling that ultimately doomed the dinosaurs.

This cataclysmic scenario is what scientists have largely hypothesised ended the reign of the fearsome lizards.

Now, a new study led by the University of Texas at Austin has confirmed the theory by finding hard evidence in the hundreds of feet of rocks that filled the impact crater within the first 24 hours after impact.

Core samples taken at the crater also contain charcoal and jumbles of rock brought in by the tsunami's backflow. However, sulphur is conspicuously absent. They are all part of a rock record that offers the most detailed look yet into the aftermath of the catastrophe which wiped out 75 per cent of life on Earth.

John Ratcliffe predicts that disgraced leaking liar Andrew McCabe will be indicted.

I think the DOJ has realized it cannot once again whitewash all the criminal behavior of its Democrat favorites, or they'll never get a conviction in a courtroom again. One or more people will have to be indicted for their crimes.

That's all for now.

Update:

The grossly fat Brian Stelter, who surely would not know anything about perspiration in 88 degree heat, claims Trump was lying when he said the crowd was "soaking wet," because it hadn't rained today:

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Of all people to know what it means to be "soaking wet" on a hot day, wouldn't it be this morbidly obese hack?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:22 PM




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1 Penetrating!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:23 PM (kQs4Y)

2 Trump 2020!

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 07:24 PM (PisyI)

3 Am I in one of those oubliette Comments pages?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)

4
The Vagina is very complicated. Too complicated.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:24 PM (whb1E)

5 "She added that criticism was so "tiring" she felt like taking a nap under Willie Brown's sweaty, heaving body."

Thanks, Ace. Just blew a big ol' snot bubble out my nose.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

6 I came first!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)

7 could been a contender...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2019 07:25 PM (UUBmN)

8
The Vagina is an inside-out Penis!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:25 PM (whb1E)

9 Kimberly Guilfoyle speaking.

She's not my cup of tea but to each his own.

Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 07:25 PM (cF8AT)

10 The Penis is just an extroverted 'giner.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:25 PM (kQs4Y)

11 see the brian stelter update! It's uhh-maz-ing!

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2019 07:26 PM (PbpT7)

12
Vaginas have "cul de sacs."

And that's where the G Spot lives. It's a nice neighborhood, but hard to get to.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:26 PM (whb1E)

13
I know nothing about Vaginas, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:26 PM (whb1E)

14 Don't know if anyone mentioned this, but the USCG got the last crewman off of that partially sunk car carrier off Georgia...

*Salute!*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 07:26 PM (6qErC)

15
The grossly fat Brian Stelter, who surely would not know anything about perspiration in 88 degree heat, claims Trump was lying when he said the crowd was "soaking wet," because it hadn't rained today:

What a fuckingshithead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:28 PM (whb1E)

16 And that's where the G Spot lives. It's a nice neighborhood, but hard to get to.
---
It's a gated community.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:28 PM (kQs4Y)

17 Viva La Trump 2020!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

18
One-third of all the 'ments in this thread are mine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:28 PM (whb1E)

19 Kimberly Guilfoyle speaking.

She's not my cup of tea"

Well, she's a girl, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

20 Ok, had to mute Guilfoyle. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

21
Eris' 'ments are the other 2/3rds.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:29 PM (whb1E)

22 Warren poses the greatest threat to Trump. She could beat him. Never underestimate the massive influx of legal and illegals the past 4 years voting plus white women.
Just sayin.....

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 07:29 PM (+ObfJ)

23 So I pulled up RSBN youtube's streaming rally on Chrome, and suddenly I got a notice that my broswer was "checking the server" before moving me to RSBN's youtube.

Crap, I'm on Bob from the NSA's list of white supremacist terrorists now, aren't I?

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (hvf9s)

24 Hiya

What time did the rally start?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (GaOgf)

25 I'm on Bob from the NSA's list of white supremacist terrorists now, aren't I?"

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (6qErC)

26 Soaking wet...with sweat, maybe? Tater?

And Harris heard it. She heard it loud and clear. It's not even debatable.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (O8WFE)

27 white women.
Just sayin.....
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Know how I know you're Widespread Pepe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (kQs4Y)

28 Warren poses the greatest threat to Trump. She could beat him. Never underestimate the massive influx of legal and illegals the past 4 years voting plus white women.
Just sayin.....
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 07:29 PM (+ObfJ)

??? Why would pale face women want to vote for a redskin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (p0A33)

29
In the Midwest, couples play Hide The Corndog.

What do couples play in Italy?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)

30 It really must be hot there, everybody's fanning themselves.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)

31 What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)

gun dropping and surrender

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (p0A33)

32 In the Midwest, couples play Hide The Corndog.

What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Hide the salami? Pepperoni?

Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (UUBmN)

33 What do couples play in Italy?

brasciole in the hole.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (O8WFE)

34 David French's wife told me she was soaking wet but that can't be true, it hasn't rained today, and Paolo isn't around.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

36 17
Viva La Trump 2020!


Vive le Trump Libre!

Posted by: C. deGaulle at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (T6t7i)

37 99 degrees today

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (PisyI)

38 Someone just passed out at the Trump rally and they're waiting for a Doctor.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Oh oh, someone down at the rally. Trump calling for a doctor in the house.

Should have done that for slow Joe when his eye started hemorrhaging!

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (hvf9s)

40
It really must be hot there, everybody's fanning themselves.

But it's not raining.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (whb1E)

41 What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)

Surprise Stromboli?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (xPJvm)

42 I got nuthin.
I hope the Donald tears the Dems a new one.

Posted by: Gmac-No fuckery for you! at September 09, 2019 07:34 PM (qZdIZ)

43
What do they hide in France, Ace?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:34 PM (whb1E)

44 "39 Oh oh, someone down at the rally. Trump calling for a doctor in the house.

Should have done that for slow Joe when his eye started hemorrhaging!

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (hvf9s) "





Shows which party actually has compassion, as opposed to talking about it ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 07:34 PM (pkvuH)

45 You have something, you have hope.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 07:35 PM (PisyI)

46 What do couples play in Italy?

Making the Sign of the Two-Meatballed Spaghett'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (O8WFE)

47 I am not completely sold on the meteor impact story. Some of the claims made seem contradictory. The impact started huge wildfires, and also caused a massive tsunami, which would have extinguished the wildfires before they even got well-started. It takes a certain amount of time before even the fiercest fire can reduce a log to charcoal.

And the "sulfur-free" core? Most anyplace in the world you cut a core, it will be substantially sulfur-free. Sulfur is abundant and nearly ubiquitous, but rarely does it make up a substantial part of the rock mass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (jEgzt)

48 What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)

Hide the canoli

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (GaOgf)

49 If you want Stelter to understand soaking wet, just wave a platter of eclairs in front of his waddle. SPLOOSH!!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (jp0Bv)

50 25 I'm on Bob from the NSA's list of white supremacist terrorists now, aren't I?"

Si.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 07:30 PM (6qErC)

/Phone rings

Hi, this is uh Bob, from uh, Utah, and

Posted by: Don Q at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

51 With that said, Lelo reports that only 40-60% of women masturbate, compared to 95-99% of their male counterpart
___


So what you are saying is 50% of women lie versus only like 2% of men?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (WdocV)

52 If we still have a dinosaur problem, let's come up with a better way that an asteroid. Those things sting like hell.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2019 07:36 PM (UUkQp)

53 46 What do couples play in Italy?

..

Hide the sausage!

Posted by: Butt-gig at September 09, 2019 07:37 PM (MAstk)

54 Take care of the vagina, and it will take care of you.

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2019 07:37 PM (+iYOr)

55 >>A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having


My bad. But I am only one guy. Give me a break.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:37 PM (ViZFb)

56 I'm on Bob from the NSA's list of white supremacist terrorists now, aren't I?"

***

I wonder what percentage of the list of white supremacist terrorists the government is compiling are black, Hispanic or Asian.





Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2019 07:37 PM (WdocV)

57 52
If we still have a dinosaur problem, let's come up with a better way that an asteroid. Those things sting like hell.


Don't look at us.

Posted by: Orkin at September 09, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

58 The GOP is going to have to come in on a wing and a prayer to win the NC House special tomorrow.

The complete early voting turnout numbers, announced today, look pretty bad for the GOP nominee Bishop. DEMs returned appx 5000 more ballot than the GOP did. AA vote is very high, compared to previous elections. Caucasians, not so much.

Looks as if the GOP may have been outhustled on the ground again. Hope TO GOD I'm wrong.

Maybe the Trump rally tonight can pull Bishop over the finish line.

Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (Cssks)

59 32 In the Midwest, couples play Hide The Corndog.

What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Hide the salami? Pepperoni?
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2019 07:32 PM (UUBmN)

Damn it!

Now I want pizza for dinner!

Posted by: Don Q at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

60 >>And that's where the G Spot lives. It's a nice neighborhood, but hard to get to.
---
It's a gated community.

The HOA is a bitch.

Posted by: Aviator at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (2cuLk)

61 All the lovely Fayetteville ladies and other North Carolinian women were glowing while waiting in the heat.

Brian Stelter- "There is some suggestion Trump is injecting the women attendees with nuclear radiation."

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (j0JAA)

62 46 What do couples play in Italy?

Hide the Fredo.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (Z+IKu)

63 Where is the giant dinosaur impact crater, and how do they know it's the crater?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (Izzlo)

64 Someone just passed out at the Trump rally and they're waiting for a Doctor.
Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

should call for the bartender. he must have mixed a good one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (jEgzt)

65 In France they play...Surrender the Brie?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (O8WFE)

66
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson|The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea,MI
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at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (KCxzN)

67 Chixulub hit off the Yucatan Peninsula.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y)

68 Hey AJ!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y)

69 O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.
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You know old chap, you might think that, but let me tell you those rabble are more stubborn then you might expect.

Posted by: King George III at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (WdocV)

70 >>I am not completely sold on the meteor impact story


'You don't always
have to fuck her hard
in fact, sometimes
that's not right
to do'

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (ViZFb)

71 Scientists note that the "majority of women" statistic might be biased
by the inclusion of David French's frustrated sex partners.

This is why I still come here after so many years. Fucking classic ace zinger that needs to be recorded and taught to future moron generations in this universe and the next.
Hello morons/ettes!

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (cdr7G)

72 Can anyone recommend a good non-brand-name asteroid ointment . . . ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (imDUY)

73 >>I think the DOJ has realized it cannot once again whitewash all the criminal behavior of its Democrat favorites, or they'll never get a conviction in a courtroom again. One or more people will have to be indicted for their crimes.

>>That's all for now.

I think you're being a bit pessimistic.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Bishop sounds sort of like an old time radio comedy version of a classic politician.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:40 PM (kQs4Y)

75 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.
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Not when they are with the Paulo.

Posted by: The Paulo at September 09, 2019 07:40 PM (WdocV)

76 >>> What do couples play in Italy?

I saw this very strange film on Netflix, Elisa & Marcela. Was about the first same sex marriage in Spain; one of the women dressed up as a man to fool the courts into marrying them. I guess that part of Spain is known for its octopus, and there is a scene where they are having foreplay with octopus and food. It was very strange. Gorgeous cinematography, crap telling of the story.

Kurt Eichenwald would give it two thumbs up, but one of his hands is a little busy right now while watching it for the 10,000th time.

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:40 PM (hvf9s)

77
hail, Eris

Posted by: AltonJackson | The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea,MI
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78 How is Stelter still on TV?

His voice is shrill and he looks like shit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

79 69 O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.
___

You know old chap, you might think that, but let me tell you those rabble are more stubborn then you might expect.
Posted by: King George III at September 09, 2019 07:39 PM (WdocV)

Word!

Posted by: Paul Revere at September 09, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

80 Where is the giant dinosaur impact crater, and how do they know it's the crater?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 09, 2019 07:38 PM (Izzlo)

Chicxulub (sp?) Crater, offshore Yucatan, and it's exactly the right age.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 07:41 PM (jEgzt)

81
I don't know if it's a myth but I always heard Little Red
Corvette was a song about masturbation. I never understood how/why.

They also told me that Cyndi Lauper song was about her playing with herself.

The Divinyls song, on the other hand...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:41 PM (whb1E)

82 >> that part of Spain is known for its octopus, and there is a scene where they are having foreplay with octopus and food. It was very strange. Gorgeous cinematography



What's spanish for : 'Not the tentacles again.'

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (ViZFb)

83 @CNN 29 seconds ago

BREAKING: UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has lost a second attempt to force an early election, prolonging Britain's Brexit deadlock

Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

84

She-bops?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (whb1E)

85 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.

So, we've been doing it wrong for aeons?

Posted by: Those irredeemable guys who always ask... at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

86 Coming, Dear.

Posted by: June Cleaver at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (+iYOr)

87 'You don't always

have to fuck her hard

in fact, sometimes

that's not right

to do'


The Pick of Destiny strikes again!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (HaL55)

88 Just remember, if your too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2019 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

89 >>The Pick of Destiny strikes again!


Insufferble Liberal Douche or not...I defy you to listen to that and not crack a smile.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:43 PM (ViZFb)

90
Posted by: EC

Have you been MIA for a while?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:43 PM (whb1E)

91 Kamala treated Kavanaugh like a flaming bag of dogshit.

SOOO sorry her feelings are hurt. Wonder how she'd fair under the treatment Kavanaugh received.

Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2019 07:45 PM (Cssks)

92 What's spanish for : 'Not the tentacles again.'[/i/]

Quien estas? Kurt Eichenwald?

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

94 hat part of Spain is known for its octopus, and there is a scene where they are having foreplay with octopus and food. It was very strange. Gorgeous cinematography



What's spanish for : 'Not the tentacles again.'
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (ViZFb)

...and the giant cuttlefish crushed them to death with his loathsome, hideous testicles.

Posted by: HP Lovesauce at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (jEgzt)

95 O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.
___


What's he gonna go eat when he gets stomped in the Dem primary?

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Stop The Hammering !

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (+iYOr)

97 Insufferble Liberal Douche or not...I defy you to listen to that and not crack a smile.

B'Gal rented that movie online. She likes JB. Neither one of us was that enamored with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (HaL55)

98 Just remember, if your too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar.
___

Don't remind me of old mustard. Please.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (WdocV)

99 Have you been MIA for a while?

Not really. Work keeps me away from commenting, but I always read AoSHQ every day. I may not be here in comments, but I am here in spirit.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (cdr7G)

100
Someone just passed out at the Trump rally and they're waiting for a Doctor.
Posted by: Sponge


Women were always passing out for Obama. He was so dreamy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (aKsyK)

101 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.


I call BS. I have managed to do it to them, every time, and I am the biggest dork when it comes to matters like this around.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 09, 2019 07:47 PM (ujg0T)

102 @91
Or even how she'd do if treated the same as far too many Republicans out for a nice evening meal at a restaurant.

Posted by: junior at September 09, 2019 07:47 PM (BWEfk)

103 Go big...mortadella

Posted by: Lone Ranger at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (KCKTN)

104 Mr. O'Spades, on freekin' fire today !

Thank you for the uniquely amazing thing that is the HQ.

Just.
Wow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (pkvuH)

105 Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2019 07:45 PM (Cssks)

Actually very typical leftist behavior.

They can dish it out, but sure can't take it.

Which is why some of us are willing to fight back.

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

106 I call BS. I have managed to do it to them, every time, and I am the biggest dork when it comes to matters like this around.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 09, 2019 07:47 PM (ujg0T)


ISWYDT

Posted by: HP Lovesauce at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (jEgzt)

107 94 hat part of Spain is known for its octopus, and there is a scene where they are having foreplay with octopus and food. It was very strange. Gorgeous cinematography



What's spanish for : 'Not the tentacles again.'
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 07:42 PM (ViZFb)

...and the giant cuttlefish crushed them to death with his loathsome, hideous testicles.
Posted by: HP Lovesauce at September 09, 2019 07:46 PM (jEgzt)

---
"It flung its gigantic scaly arms, the while it bowed its hideous head and gave vent to certain pleasured sounds."

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (kQs4Y)

108 Soooo.... I just read that Sarah Palin is soon to be back on the market.......

Posted by: TxMarko at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (IjobB)

109
A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.


Not a issue around here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:49 PM (pNxlR)

110 woof

Posted by: Fearsome Lizards at September 09, 2019 07:49 PM (EgshT)

111 Not to forget The Horde of Morons (and 'ettes !) either !

Two unique halves forming an incredible whole !


G-d bless us, every one !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 07:50 PM (pkvuH)

112 106 I call BS. I have managed to do it to them, every time, and I am the biggest dork when it comes to matters like this around.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 09, 2019 07:47 PM (ujg0T)


ISWYDT
Posted by: HP Lovesauce at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (jEgzt)



I swear it was unintentional! :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 09, 2019 07:50 PM (ujg0T)

113
Which celebrity journalist did ace refer to as "ovoid"? It wasn't Stetler, as best I can recall.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

114 108 Soooo.... I just read that Sarah Palin is soon to be back on the market.......

Posted by: TxMarko at September 09, 2019 07:48 PM (IjobB)

Did you read it 3 threads down?

Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 07:51 PM (cF8AT)

115 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.

That would be strange, since that's the way its supposed to work, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

116 How 'bout that Pete Alonso?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

117 Which celebrity journalist did ace refer to as "ovoid"? It wasn't Stetler, as best I can recall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

Chris Cilizza

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 07:51 PM (jEgzt)

118 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.
___


Was this poll taken in NYC, Seattle, San Fran or Boston?

Hard for a girl to get off when she has more testosterone then aren't male partner after all.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (WdocV)

119 Which celebrity journalist did ace refer to as "ovoid"? It wasn't Stetler, as best I can recall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

Could be any number of them. There seems to be trend of oleaginous butter beans in the fake media.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (xPJvm)

120 I'm a little sad about the Palins splitting up. Not that I know them or anything.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (kQs4Y)

121 114 - Did you read it 3 threads down?

Dang it !! Always getting scooped.....

Posted by: TxMarko at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (IjobB)

122 >>> O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

Because we Americans, we are known for just handing over our liberty willy nilly. Idiota.

If voluntary buybacks were an utter failure in NZ, why on earth does he think it will work here?

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (hvf9s)

123 A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.


Can't they do anything right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

124 Joey Bidet just needs the body contact. It's a compulsion that Delaware Man cannot control.

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 07:53 PM (TTgpD)

125 Yo Beat off. Molon Labe

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 09, 2019 07:53 PM (xInes)

126 John Ratcliffe predicts that disgraced leaking liar Andrew McCabe will be indicted.
-------------------


Please, please arrest him while he is live on his new CNN show.

Cuffs and the whole bit.


As an alternative, 4am at his home, with a dozen guns drawn.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2019 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

127 122 >>> O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

Because we Americans, we are known for just handing over our liberty willy nilly. Idiota.

If voluntary buybacks were an utter failure in NZ, why on earth does he think it will work here?
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (hvf9s)


because Beto is a Master.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

128 I guess soaking wet is trump lie number 4003, eh, media?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 07:55 PM (thQkh)

129 >>> O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

Because we Americans, we are known for just handing over our liberty willy nilly. Idiota.

If voluntary buybacks were an utter failure in NZ, why on earth does he think it will work here?
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 07:52 PM (hvf9s)


because Beto is a Master.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

Master Beto

Posted by: Josephistan at September 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

130 127 122 >>> O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

---

maybe our grandparents and stuff, but the current generation of americans is pretty used to losing. hey memba gay marriage?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 07:55 PM (thQkh)

131 Zoe Quinn's story that she told to get a guy fired and then he committed suicide falls apart.

https://youtu.be/scaehIi39T8

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 07:56 PM (Z7lwY)

132
O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.


You delusional little "Kennedyesque" wannabe - go straddle the concertina wire atop a section of the border wall and move back and forth on it until your nutsack falls off.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:56 PM (pNxlR)

133 I'm seriously thinking of selling "Vote For Corky Joe" caps, with spinners on top.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

134 exhustent-lulll

exhishttg-dibidib

exishtench-derp

goddamit

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 09, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

135 Did I mention I've known three presidents intimately ?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 07:57 PM (+iYOr)

136 Oh and apparently the site that covered her lies is suddenly under a DDoS attack. What a shock.

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Z7lwY)

137 Und zee man puts hees peenis in zee woman's ear.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at September 09, 2019 07:57 PM (EgshT)

138
And that's where the G Spot lives. It's a nice neighborhood, but hard to get to.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:26 PM (whb1E)


Too often the neighborhood is gated and the entry fee is far too extravagant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 07:58 PM (pNxlR)

139 Actually, 91 deg/ and humidity in the 70's today.

Now, put yourself in the sunlight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 07:58 PM (hnyqs)

140 Actually, 91 deg/ and humidity in the 70's today.

Now, put yourself in the sunlight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------
Hillary would have passed out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 07:59 PM (hnyqs)

141
I'm seriously thinking of selling "Vote For Corky Joe" caps, with spinners on top.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)


Oh, and the sides of the caps would say MAGA and Trump 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

142 Zoe Quinn's story that she told to get a guy fired and then he committed suicide falls apart.


***

Isn't it odd that when you see the private life of political lefties that they are *always* horrible, horrible people?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2019 07:59 PM (WdocV)

143 The numbers are much worse for Muslim women.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (hnyqs)

144 the penetrative secks thing makes sense to me. A lot of guys think the female brain...well, they don't understand it. As such, they project guy stuff into the hollow space between most girl brains. When people used to say the mind is the biggest erogenous zone, they weren't lying.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (thQkh)

145 "What do couples play in Italy"

Dunking the biscotti.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Bkzmv)

146 Joe, looking at a pic of himself with Barry:

"Who's that negro in the picture with me? My valet?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

147 100 degrees in PHX right now. And I was out in it, raking up weeds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 08:01 PM (jEgzt)

148 On Maryanne Island, penetration results in a long term costly restriction of your ability to be free.

On Ginger Island, penetration results in a short term costly restriction of your ability to pee.

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2019 08:01 PM (32YRo)

149 Awesome.

Federal judge rules 30 sentence for the asshole who attacked Rand Paul unreasonable and sends it back for resentencing.

https://tinyurl.com/y3ozp35n

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

150 He's articulate and he smells good.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:01 PM (EgshT)

151
41 What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)


Stuff the cannoli.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

152 Trump: "We tried to get a bigger location but it was outside the district. I was willing to even stand out in the rain...and get my hair wet. But at least you would see that it's my real hair...it wouldn't have been pretty but it's better than a lot of guys my age."

Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 08:02 PM (cF8AT)

153 146>> *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2019 08:02 PM (Qf6sY)

154 133 I'm seriously thinking of selling "Vote For Corky Joe" caps, with spinners on top.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)


Made in China, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

155 48 What do couples play in Italy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 09, 2019 07:31 PM (whb1E)

Tear-A-Miss-Sue Up.

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2019 08:02 PM (+iYOr)

156 It's no wonder millenials are messed up. Their moms thought Dr. Ruth was a legit sex counselor.

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 08:03 PM (TTgpD)

157 Got to say, Tater Tot strikes me as an albino asexual without sweat glands.


Am I missing something?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pRFRw)

158 Boy that Tater is a fucking dumb one, this is CNN

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

159 *sniff* That was beautiful ace.

Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (9m9TT)

160 Warren poses the greatest threat to Trump. She could
beat him. Never underestimate the massive influx of legal and illegals
the past 4 years voting plus white women.

Just sayin.....

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 09, 2019 07:29 PM (+ObfJ)




The cucks, RINOs and country club Republicans I know love them some Biden but hate Squaw Liz. They think the other Dims will go after their money hand over fist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (kXYFI)

161 143 The numbers are much worse for Muslim women.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (hnyqs)


Oh. I just figured out how the percentage could possibly be that high. Maybe over-sampled certain demographics?

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (i/wJA)

162 Sri, don't wanna hear about effin' "opioid epidemic" ... don't but the bs, PDT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (pkvuH)

163 Got to say, Tater Tot strikes me as an albino asexual without sweat glands.


Am I missing something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pRFRw)


You forgot his really high voice.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU)

164 Isn't it odd that when you see the private life of political lefties that they are *always* horrible, horrible people?
Posted by: 18-1


This point was made in Paul Johnson's "Intellectuals".

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (ykYG2)

165 Federal judge rules 30 sentence for the asshole who attacked Rand Paul unreasonable and sends it back for resentencing.

------

cool.

1. that judge is an obvious resist asshole judge, eh?

2. that guy what attacked Paul is a hodghekinson waiting to happen, a clear danger.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (thQkh)

166 I kind of look like the little man in the boat, don't I?

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (EgshT)

167 Hey Beatoff, go gobble a dickshead of dongs.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Bkzmv)

168 157 Got to say, Tater Tot strikes me as an albino asexual without sweat glands.


Am I missing something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pRFRw)



Tater would consider your words to be a compliment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2019 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

169 Ace has been on fire today. I'll bet Jonah keeps looking around whatever bar he's in tonight, thinking, "Where is he?!?" while his wife is enjoying Paolo's talents and his kids are plopped in front of an endless loop of video games.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

170 144 the penetrative secks thing makes sense to me. A lot of guys think the female brain...well, they don't understand it. As such, they project guy stuff into the hollow space between most girl brains. When people used to say the mind is the biggest erogenous zone, they weren't lying.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 08:00 PM (thQkh)



Yeah, guys always forget that they have to remove reason and accountability first.

https://youtu.be/pBz0BTb83H8

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Z7lwY)

171 163 Got to say, Tater Tot strikes me as an albino asexual without sweat glands.


Am I missing something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pRFRw)

You forgot his really high voice.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU


Well, lack of testicles. I thought that was understood.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:06 PM (pRFRw)

172 Classic CNN... Classic Brian Stelter.
Everyone here with a Twitter account needs to blast his sorry ass. And I don't mean with boobs... with words.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:07 PM (wiXsO)

173 166 I kind of look like the little man in the boat, don't I?
Posted by: Brian Seltzer at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (EgshT)

You don't look like a little anything.

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2019 08:07 PM (+iYOr)

174 This point was made in Paul Johnson's "Intellectuals".
Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:05 PM (ykYG2)
---
Percy Granger.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 08:08 PM (kQs4Y)

175 I never liked that guy and now he calls me Mr. President.

And now for the first time I like this guy.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:08 PM (INOp5)

176 Does Lieawatha really think Mexican men want to vote for a wrinkled white bread woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:09 PM (pRFRw)

177 Take the House and we will have great healthcare.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:09 PM (INOp5)

178
O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

We'll walk twenty miles barefoot in the snow uphill both ways to turn them in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

179 I think the DOJ has realized it cannot once again whitewash all the criminal behavior of its Democrat favorites, or they'll never get a conviction in a courtroom again. One or more people will have to be indicted for their crimes.


-------

Bong hit

Posted by: MAGA at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (I5LRE)

180 Hey Stelter. Watch the video of Trump right now. His face is soaking wet. Did it start raining inside the arena?

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

181 176 Does Lieawatha really think Mexican men want to vote for a wrinkled white bread woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:09 PM (pRFRw)



Can she make good tamales?

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (INOp5)

182 The secret Gentlemen is not the in out stroke its the rotating side to side and and add a little swoosh in between.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (r+sAi)

183 The numbers are much worse for Muslim women.

-
Didja know that Skinhead O'Connor went Muzzy? I didn't but anyway, she hates honkeys.

Sinead O'Connor Blames 'Islamophobia' For Her Racist Comments About White People

https://bit.ly/2kr2L1P

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)

184 Beto: The power of my yoga poses and teeth cleaning will compel you to turn in your guns to me.

*hits bong*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

185 RSBN stops Utub logo comes up 5,6,7,8 back to the speech. Again and again.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:11 PM (INOp5)

186 >>Hey Stelter. Watch the video of Trump right now. His face is soaking wet. Did it start raining inside the arena?

He's sweating because the walls are closing in.

Posted by: Brian at September 09, 2019 08:11 PM (2cuLk)

187 Does Lieawatha really think Mexican men want to vote for a wrinkled white bread woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:09 PM (pRFRw)


She's going to sing La Cucaracha at her next campaign stop.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

188 It's been humid as hell down here in coastal GA today. It makes me "glisten" when I'm outside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

189 Stelter => Tater Twat

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (Bkzmv)

190 It's no wonder millenials are messed up. Their moms thought Dr. Ruth was a legit sex counselor.
Posted by: kallisto


Well, she was trained as a sniper.

Bang!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (PoRnw)

191 He's sweating because the walls are closing in.
Posted by: Brian at September 09, 2019 08:11 PM (2cuLk)
---------

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (xkSLi)

192 >>> I never liked that guy and now he calls me Mr. President. And now for the first time I like this guy.

That was a fun line.

It still baffles me that the media did not realize the way to beat Trump is to make him a squish and peel off his base; and the way you do that is to stroke his ego and fellate him with flattery. Even I could see that. Instead they went full psycho and attacked him, ensuring he would fight against them forever. turned him into a man that gleefully flicks lasers around for the cat SJWs and cat journos to chase after.

It amuses me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (hvf9s)

193 'a little swoosh' - ah yes the tried and true Nike hump.

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (TTgpD)

194 The secret Gentlemen is not the in out stroke its the rotating side to side and and add a little swoosh in between.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2019 08:10 PM (r+sAi)

Will the swoosh off a Nike sneaker work? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (jEgzt)

195 O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

We'll walk twenty miles barefoot in the snow uphill both ways to turn them in.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


He's drunk.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (PoRnw)

196 188 It's been humid as hell down here in coastal GA today. It makes me "glisten" when I'm outside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)



Southern women are like that.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (INOp5)

197 My husband just said he feels sorry for Joe.


Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

198 That O'Connor scrunt just won't give up. Sigh.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (EgshT)

199 between Zoe Quinn in the threads and Brian Stelter in the main post, if we ever had any bisexuals in here, they've all been cured and are taking up holy orders in monasteries.

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)

200 180 Federal Judges.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:14 PM (INOp5)

201 196 188 It's been humid as hell down here in coastal GA today. It makes me "glisten" when I'm outside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)



Southern women are like that.
Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (INOp5)


Nothing like it in the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:14 PM (pRFRw)

202 They say G-d takes care of idiots and drunks.

So I guess Corky Joe is protected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

203 I'm a southern woman, Old and fat, and I don't glisten, lol. I hide inside the house.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:15 PM (PisyI)

204 "Corky Joe" ... He could pass for Ruprecht

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:15 PM (Bkzmv)

205 Southern women are like that.
Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (INOp5)


Nothing like it in the world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:14 PM (pRFRw)


A sweaty woman, and not fat flop sweat, really floats my boat.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

206
That was a fun line.

It still baffles me that the media did not realize the way to beat Trump is to make him a squish and peel off his base; and the way you do that is to stroke his ego and fellate him with flattery. Even I could see that. Instead they went full psycho and attacked him, ensuring he would fight against them forever. turned him into a man that gleefully flicks lasers around for the cat SJWs and cat journos to chase after.

It amuses me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:12 PM (hvf9s)


They don't realize it because they refuse to pay any attention to us.

Conservatives: "Hey Trump we'll love it and support you if you do this."

Trump: "Ok, I'm gonna do everything can to make that happen!"

Conservatives: "YAY!"

Media: "Dammit why can't we separate Trump from his base?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 08:16 PM (Z7lwY)

207 The glistening is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2019 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

208 I'm a southern woman, Old and fat, and I don't glisten, lol. I hide inside the house.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:15 PM (PisyI)
---------

If you comment here, you are neither old nor fat. You are perpetually 29 and lovely. It is written.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:16 PM (xkSLi)

209 That O'Connor scrunt just won't give up. Sigh.
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM (EgshT)


She's ridden that one hit wonder horse till it turned to glue.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

210
If you comment here, you are neither old nor fat. You are perpetually 29 and lovely. It is written.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:16 PM (xkSLi)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

211 how do you make the 'swoosh'? Do you have a whipped cream nozzle attachment for your johnson?

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (TTgpD)

212 Nothing like it in the world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:14 PM (pRFRw)

A sweaty woman, and not fat flop sweat, really floats my boat.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)
--------------


Southern women never sweat.
They always glisten.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (INOp5)

213 It's ree-tahhh-did.

Posted by: Boston Betty at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (gAXBD)

214 Fat flop sweat, lmao. Hilarious!

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (PisyI)

215 AOP: the tsunami won't have covered the mountains where the pine is at. Pine burns... easily. Ask a Coloradan.

Also, heat travels faster than water-waves. So non-pine trees in the lowlands could have ignited and then burned a couple hours before the water hit.

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

216 Suthin women don't sweat. They paspiah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:18 PM (pRFRw)

217 Beto O'Rourke - the Furry of Fury.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at September 09, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

218 Hillary is going to help Warren the way Paulie helped the restaurant owner in Goodfellas.

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2019 08:19 PM (2xjm9)

219
The cucks, RINOs and country club Republicans I know love them some Biden but hate Squaw Liz. They think the other Dims will go after their money hand over fist.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


But Biden will leave them alone?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)

220 "I never liked that guy" guy > "Nothing will ever happen" guy> "So it begins" guy > "fuck that guy" guy

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (32YRo)

221 Ha! Trump on Obama: "The day that I'm more popular than him, I'm not doing my job."

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (xkSLi)

222 216 Suthin women don't sweat.

Actually, they glow.

Posted by: dr kill at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (Jj+59)

223 My husband just said he feels sorry for Joe.


Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:13 PM
****************
Why?
I feel sorry for Trump. Since he's been in office, it's been a nonstop exhausting witch-hunt with the Fascist obstructionists including the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (wiXsO)

224 Nothing compares to glue.

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (EgshT)

225 Brian Stelter's wife deserves a medal for producing two lil' tots for him.

The thought of being underneath the Tater while he's grinding feverishly away just....I....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

226 Taylor Swift? She sweats like a slave on auction day.

Posted by: dr kill at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (Jj+59)

227 Awwww bluebell.
by the way, I think you are the sweetest and kindest ette here. I have so much respect for you.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (PisyI)

228 219
The cucks, RINOs and country club Republicans I know love them some Biden but hate Squaw Liz. They think the other Dims will go after their money hand over fist.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

But Biden will leave them alone?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)



They know he can be bribed. Just ask China.

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 08:21 PM (Z7lwY)

229 Hillary giving Warren advice makes me a bit nervous. I doubt it's what to say, though. More like setting her up with illegal donations and networking in hopes that if Warren wins, Hillary keeps ties to power for her family.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:21 PM (pRFRw)

230 how do you make the 'swoosh'? Do you have a whipped cream nozzle attachment for your johnson?
Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 08:17 PM (TTgpD)

That's why God gave you a hand which can be made into a fist.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2019 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)

231 224 Nothing compares to glue.
Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (EgshT)

You said it, brother!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:21 PM (TOOqT)

232 My goodness, four seasons, you are very kind. I am now blushing and glistening. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:21 PM (xkSLi)

233 It's good to see that the Democrat Party learned their lessons after the 2016 debacle and have chosen bright, healthy, articulate and stable candidates.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (gAXBD)

234 Didja also see that Spartacus' "girlfriend" is keeping her options open?

Cory Booker's Girlfriend, Actress Rosario Dawson Says She's Not Supporting Any Particular Dem Candidate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

235 You are very welcome!

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (PisyI)

236 Our Tater is a gift to comedy. They should have Tater bobblehead night on CNN. Lucky viewers would have their own Tater, bowling pin physique and idiotic expression riding on their Prius dashboard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (C1Lsn)

237 Why?

I feel sorry for Trump. Since he's been in office, it's been a
nonstop exhausting witch-hunt with the Fascist obstructionists including
the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (wiXsO)


He seems to thrive on the adversity - like he was getting bored and that this was the greatest CEO challenge he could find.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (0QYMt)

238 Cory Booker's Girlfriend, Actress Rosario Dawson Says She's Not Supporting Any Particular Dem Candidate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Ooof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

239 25 Brian Stelter's wife deserves a medal for producing two lil' tots for him.

The thought of being underneath the Tater while he's grinding feverishly away just....I....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC


Objection, your honor. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (pRFRw)

240 "Conflction"? I'm conflicted about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

241 227 Awwww bluebell.
by the way, I think you are the sweetest and kindest ette here. I have so much respect for you.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (PisyI)

You're just angling for a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet, aren't you?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (TOOqT)

242 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Yeah, Rosario (isn't that a man's name) said she's not going to vote for Corey.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (INOp5)

243 Lol

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (PisyI)

244 Spartacus has a girlfriend like Liberace had a wife.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)

245 Cory Booker's Girlfriend, Actress Rosario Dawson Says She's Not Supporting Any Particular Dem Candidate

1. She's not his girlfriend
2. She knows Booker is toast

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)

246 Cory Booker's Girlfriend, Actress Rosario Dawson Says She's Not Supporting Any Particular Dem Candidate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)
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Dang. That's cold.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (xkSLi)

247 I don't grind. I quiver.

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (EgshT)

248 Brian Stelter's wife deserves a medal for producing two lil' tots for him.

The thought of being underneath the Tater while he's grinding feverishly away just....I....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)


It only takes a second.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (aS1PU)

249 Jeebus, Jane. Some of us just ate. Urph!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (Bkzmv)

250 236
Our Tater is a gift to comedy. They should have Tater bobblehead night
on CNN. Lucky viewers would have their own Tater, bowling pin physique
and idiotic expression riding on their Prius dashboard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 09, 2019 08:22 PM (C1Lsn)

They could make Weebles of Tater, the Missus, and the Tater-Tots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (0QYMt)

251 Trump has teleprompters up, but doesn't seem to have looked at them one time.

What a change of pace from the TOTUS where Owebama was watching a tennis match every time he spoke.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

252 >>Cory Booker's Girlfriend, Actress Rosario Dawson Says She's Not Supporting Any Particular Dem Candidate


The Paolo, too, he has been her Spartacus.

Posted by: Paolo at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (ViZFb)

253 AOP: the tsunami won't have covered the mountains where the pine is at. Pine burns... easily. Ask a Coloradan.

Also, heat travels faster than water-waves. So non-pine trees in the lowlands could have ignited and then burned a couple hours before the water hit.
Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

Well, trees above the tsunami line would have contributed to the backflow deposits in the crater, then. And fresh-made charcoal is pretty light. It floats. I would expect that most of the backfill rock to be nearby surface rock that was fractured, but not vaporized by the strike, and was washed into the vast hole by returning tsunami waters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (jEgzt)

254 Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (GaOgf)

255 The swoosh is more of an infinity move.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (r+sAi)

256 247 I don't grind. I quiver.

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at September 09, 2019 08:24 PM (EgshT)


Like a bowl of Jello

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (INOp5)

257 I'll bet you ten bucks Tater's wife snickered the first time she saw his willy.

Vienna Sausage, anyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (pRFRw)

258 Sarcastically : Are you gonna eat that ?

Posted by: Mrs Stelter at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (+iYOr)

259 You're just angling for a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet, aren't you?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (TOOqT)
-------

Hush you. I have a fan at last. Back off, bub.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (xkSLi)

260 Tater's don't fuck.

You just cut a piece of them off and bury it.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (ViZFb)

261 254 Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (GaOgf)

I'm definitely no gentleman then, because I sweat.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (TOOqT)

262
Yeah, guys always forget that they have to remove reason and accountability first.

https://youtu.be/pBz0BTb83H8
Posted by: buzzion at Septe

+++++++

nothing chicks dig more than reason and accountability

is it any wonder femenists and the dudes what date them are the most unhappy people out there.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (thQkh)

263 "219
The cucks, RINOs and country club Republicans I know love them some Biden but hate Squaw Liz. They think the other Dims will go after their money hand over fist.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

But Biden will leave them alone?"

They have convinced themselves Biden will return them to the pre-2016 world, but many of that crew will vote for an outright Marxist if it comes down to it. As a matter of fact, the only people I've heard voice and support for Biden weren't Democrats and could be shoehorned into that tiny sliver of the electorate.


Biden never was going to be the nominee whether by design or not so the Muh Principles gang will throw in with ol' Liz and beg her to let them keep their furniture.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (iw59Q)

264 "Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah add a little brawla, brawla too"

yo good beats and you can dan do it. framming at de jim-jam, fripping in de Krotz!

Posted by: CardiBee at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

265 Like a bowl of Jello

Hey, Lutheran chicks dig it.

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (EgshT)

266 Made in the USA

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (INOp5)

267 I watch all Trump rallies. The feeling of hope they give me lasts for days. I will never see this kind of political movement again.

God Bless President Trump and our wonderful nation.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (PisyI)

268 Why of course Canadian women don't orgasm. Have you ever seen a Canadian penis?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (Jj+59)

269 Tomorrow... Made in the USA, will be called racist hate speech by the MSM.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (wiXsO)

270 259 You're just angling for a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet, aren't you?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:23 PM (TOOqT)
-------

Hush you. I have a fan at last. Back off, bub.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (xkSLi)

Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (TOOqT)

271 254 Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.

Feel the heat, pushing you to decide

Feel the heat, burning you up, ready or not.

Posted by: Robert Palmer and Power Station at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (gAXBD)

272 I'm definitely no gentleman then, because I sweat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (TOOqT)

So what else do you have in common with horses?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (GaOgf)

273 But Biden will leave them alone?





Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)






They think that Biden is a moderate and not like the far lefties running. If it's not Biden I don't know if they'll sit at home or what, but OrangeManBadandIcky

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2019 08:28 PM (nmk4I)

274 I really believe Dems are hoping Joe chooses a running mate for the inevitable takeover of the presidency when they have to throw a net over Joe and drag him off to wherever.


Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

275 Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (GaOgf)

I'm definitely no gentleman then, because I sweat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (TOOqT)

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

276 President Trump seems like he's having the time of his life. I enjoy watching him like this.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:28 PM (xkSLi)

277 Hmm.. posted too soon

Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (GaOgf)



I was always told that ladies glow.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

278 I'll bet you ten bucks Tater's wife snickered the first time she saw his willy.

Vienna Sausage, anyone?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (pRFRw)


I AM REPETITIOUSLY IN THE POOL!!!!!

Posted by: Tater Salad at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

279 So what else do you have in common with horses?
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (GaOgf)

My shoes are nailed on.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (TOOqT)

280 NEVER let them see you sweat.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (ViZFb)

281 Oh heads exploding .....

Posted by: Pliney at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (nzKWW)

282 He's trolling.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (wiXsO)

283

Women glow and men plunder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (aKsyK)

284 261 254 Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies feel the heat.
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:25 PM (GaOgf)

I'm definitely no gentleman then, because I sweat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (TOOqT)


When I play, all the other women are glistening daintily.

I look like I've just crawled out of the river.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (TdMsT)

285 Oh boy. He's trolling the press now. Eeek.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (xkSLi)

286 Extra term, lol

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (PisyI)

287 I was always told that ladies glow.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

And men chunder.

Posted by: Men at Work at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (jEgzt)

288 Trump announces for 2024.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (INOp5)

289 "Have you ever seen a Canadian penis?"
Yo dey be Mounties eh?

Posted by: CardiBC at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

290 279 So what else do you have in common with horses?
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (GaOgf)

My shoes are nailed on.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (TOOqT


And you draw flies. Don't forget that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (pRFRw)

291 I was always told that ladies glow.

Only the ones that live near Chernobyl.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (gAXBD)

292 Hush you. I have a fan at last. Back off, bub.

You have a whole blogful of fans, me included.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (EgshT)

293 Trump says he may need a 3rd (extra) term.

Then trolls the media. They'll report it tomorrow...."SEE?!? He's a dictator!!!! He wants an extra term!!!"

Fuckin guy is genius.

Posted by: Tater Salad at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Women glow and men plunder.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (aKsyK)

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (0QYMt)

295 DAMN you tater sock.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

296 There's some red meat! Extra term!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

297 So , being hung like a horse is what causes me to Sweat?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (xInes)

298 290 279 So what else do you have in common with horses?
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:27 PM (GaOgf)

My shoes are nailed on.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:29 PM (TOOqT


And you draw flies. Don't forget that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (pRFRw)

Also destined for the glue factory.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (TOOqT)

299 I remember Obama saying he could serve another term or two except for that old Constitution thingy.

He pretended he would have served, but he was lazy and happy to leave the WH and live the life of a wealthy former Chicago grifter. Albeit with an angry wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

300 Ah, Notorious BFD, you're very nice, and you always make me laugh. With just one line. Every time.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (xkSLi)

301 Is it too early to put your Trump 2020 yard signs out?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (GaOgf)

302 "Media: "Dammit why can't we separate Trump from his base?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2019 08:16 PM (Z7lwY) "




Limbaugh makes a really good point:

most people are "famous" because the media has made them so.
PDT worked hard and earned his fame.
They didn't make him, they can't break him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (pkvuH)

303 Trump 2024

Posted by: Pliney at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

304 Putin has caused more ladies to glow just these last three months than Paolo has in a year.

Which is why his party just got spanked in the election. Turns out that people don't like it when you nuke 'em.

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (ykYG2)

305 Whoever said cul de sac is where the g spot is, needs to do some research. It ain't.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (438dO)

306 301 Is it too early to put your Trump 2020 yard signs out?
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:32 PM (GaOgf)


I can't risk it in my leftist neighborhood.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

307 297 So , being hung like a horse is what causes me to Sweat?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 09, 2019 08:31 PM (xInes)

You know the rules...

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (GaOgf)

308 Extra term !


YES !

THIS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (pkvuH)

309 Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:26 PM (TOOqT)


When I play, all the other women are glistening daintily.

I look like I've just crawled out of the river.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:30 PM (TdMsT)

Honesty like yours is both rare and refreshing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (TOOqT)

310 I can't get to sleep.

I think about the implications.

Posted by: Colin Hay at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (gAXBD)

311 Trump: Laser pointer

Media: Your less than intelligent cats

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

312 He's talking about the florescent bulbs.

I've moved to the LED bulbs. The price is pretty reasonable now and they're REALLY bright. I'm liking them.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Is it too early to put your Trump 2020 yard signs out?

--

House a few minutes from me already has a tall, vertical flagpole right in the middle of their front yard...with a huge Trump 2020 flag flying high.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (JoUsr)

314 I sweated once.


Once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (pRFRw)

315 Trump is so great. Lightbulbs!!

Elitists hate him because he's better than them and refuses to play by their rules.

And because he married two foreigners.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 you always make me laugh

Heh. I had always thought my sock jokes were kind of like the sound of one hand clapping. There's hope!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (EgshT)

317 the moon is gibbous tonight. it'll be a time of festival in Sarnath!

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

318 I can't get to sleep.

I think about the implications.
Posted by: Colin Hay at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (gAXBD)
--------

I saw you sing that last month. You've still got it!

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (xkSLi)

319 Honesty like yours is both rare and refreshing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (TOOqT)


Be who you are, I always think.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

320 I hope my "wife's" got a strong back. When you get all this man and release all that's been built up for 35 years...just wantin' and wantin' and wantin.....whoo might make your head blow off.

Posted by: Butterball Powerbottom at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Z+IKu)

321 lol !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (pkvuH)

322 I never do anything that causes me to break a sweat or a nail.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (GaOgf)

323 Sadly, I don't dare put a Trump sticker on my car. In certain areas here it would be keyed, or worse, in a minute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

324 Albeit with an angry wife. <<<<<<<
His boyfriend eases the tension.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (r+sAi)

325 Fluorescent bulbs make everyone look green.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (wiXsO)

326 317 the moon is gibbous tonight. it'll be a time of festival in Sarnath!
Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

The BeeGees were gibbous.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (TOOqT)

327 The latest impeachment Avenue: Schiff, Cummings, and Engel (Foreign Affairs) sent letter to WH today accusing PT and Rudy of threatening Ukraine into complying w their request to provide info re: the Biden family.

Posted by: Ever at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (ZZDMQ)

328 "In God We Trust"? What kind of hate mongery is that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

329
House a few minutes from me already has a tall, vertical flagpole right in the middle of their front yard...with a huge Trump 2020 flag flying high.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (JoUsr)


My God, this makes me so happy.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

330 Thank you, bluebell.

But remember.

Ghosts appear and fade away.

Posted by: Colin Hay at September 09, 2019 08:36 PM (gAXBD)

331 I use LEDs in the summer and incandescent in the winter.

I have a cache of 100s.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:36 PM (INOp5)

332 Here is a shoutout to the Coast Guard for rescuing those 4 trapped sailors in that overturned car carrier.

Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

333 Trump 2024
---

I would LOVE to have this as a bumper sticker if I had a car that I didn't mind getting firebombed.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)

334 The BeeGees were gibbous.

Some people called the Maurice.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (EgshT)

335 When is Don going to tell the EPA to bugger off and let us have washing machines that can complete a load in less than 40 minutes and actually get clothes clean, that's what I want to know.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (GaOgf)

336 323 Sadly, I don't dare put a Trump sticker on my car. In certain areas here it would be keyed, or worse, in a minute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)


I can't risk it either, but it always brings joy to my heart to see Trump signs and bumper stickers.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (TdMsT)

337 Woot!! Trump!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

338 319 Honesty like yours is both rare and refreshing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:33 PM (TOOqT)


Be who you are, I always think.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (TOOqT)

339 Here is a shoutout to the Coast Guard for rescuing those 4 trapped sailors in that overturned car carrier.

Well done.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
--------

Amen.

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (xkSLi)

340 Uh oh.....he's closing with Rolling Stones....How quick will we hear from Mick Jagoff....."DON'T USE MY SONG!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

341 "Be who you are, I always think.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT) "



At some point, that's really all that there is ... figuring that out is one of the good things about making it to 29 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (pkvuH)

342 them...jinxed meself

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (EgshT)

343 >>> I have a fan at last. Back off, Bub.

Bluebell, anyone who is not a fan of you is plain Joe Biden crazy! *blows kiss*

I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (UvJJq)

344
What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (TOOqT)


That is an admirable trait--but it's you being you!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

345 332 Here is a shoutout to the Coast Guard for rescuing those 4 trapped sailors in that overturned car carrier.

Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)


Hear ! Hear ! Well done.

Posted by: Joe Curley at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (INOp5)

346 334 The BeeGees were gibbous.

Some people called the Maurice.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (EgshT)

Who spoke of the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (TOOqT)

347 And now a Jaggoff song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (+y/Ru)

348 Here is a shoutout to the Coast Guard for rescuing those 4 trapped sailors in that overturned car carrier.



Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)


Yes! Here here! A young Coast Guard helicopter pilot belongs to our church, along with his wife, toddler son, and newborn son. He's been very, very busy this past week.


That scene from the hull of the rolo (roll on-roll off carrier) was like something from the Poseidon Adventure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

349 You know all the presidents lies are exhausting, but not in the way the media likes to pretend.

We are exhausted with you pointing out every little nuance of every word, especially when you definition of lies includes jokes, sarcasm, boasting, and general media baiting. Just because you are too stupid to figure it out doesn't mean we are.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 09, 2019 08:39 PM (noE+3)

350 Here is a shoutout to the Coast Guard for rescuing those 4 trapped sailors in that overturned car carrier.

Well done.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

There is such a demand for overturned cars, that they have special ships to deliver them? I did not know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 08:39 PM (jEgzt)

351

At some point, that's really all that there is ... figuring that out is one of the good things about making it to 29 !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (pkvuH)


In my opinion, it's the very best part of being 29.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:39 PM (TdMsT)

352 What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (TOOqT)


People didn't like who I was, so I bought a new pair of shoes and walked like someone else.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

353 When Trump came down the escalator to announce his candidacy, I knew it was his time.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (PisyI)

354 344
What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:37 PM (TOOqT)


That is an admirable trait--but it's you being you!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

Hmm. I shall ponder this.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (TOOqT)

355 Jumping on drug smuggling subs shouting "Alto su barco!".

Saving people in the Bahamas from Hurricane Dorian.

And now saving trapped crewmen in a capsized ship.

Not bad year for a service that started the year without a paycheck.

Posted by: Popeye at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (gAXBD)

356 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (UvJJq)
---------

Eat all the crispy skin before anyone else gets to it!

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (xkSLi)

357 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (UvJJq)


A squeeze of fresh lemon juice on the skin when it comes out of the oven?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

358 House a few minutes from me already has a tall, vertical flagpole right in the middle of their front yard...with a huge Trump 2020 flag flying high.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (JoUsr)


My God, this makes me so happy.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

There are quite a few of these in the Texas hill country, and yesterday I saw a huge Ford truck on the 35 flying two gigantic Trump 2020 banners. I wanted to take a picture for the horde but the 35 is treacherous.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

359 What in tarnation is pompatus? Is it like a shampoo?

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (EgshT)

360 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem

======

Make sure it's dead before you put it in the oven.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (8AONa)

361 Amen Popeye. They rock!

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:41 PM (PisyI)

362 359 What in tarnation is pompatus? Is it like a shampoo?
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:40 PM (EgshT)


It's a pompadour for women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:41 PM (pRFRw)

363 Drivers who load and unload those rolo carriers make good money. Colonel's Island here is where they deliver and pick up about 600,000+ cars on the east coast every year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

364 ''Uh oh.....he's closing with Rolling Stones....How quick will we hear from Mick Jagoff....."DON'T USE MY SONG!!!!"

He always closes with that song.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2019 08:41 PM (jm1YL)

365 Eat all the crispy skin before anyone else gets to it!
---

The best part! I'm surprised nobody's bred a shar-pei chicken to maximize surface area.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 08:42 PM (kQs4Y)

366 "Any last minute tips from the Horde? "

Never take any wooden nickles.

Posted by: just some old guy at September 09, 2019 08:42 PM (Tnijr)

367 360 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem


Buy low, sell high.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (TdMsT)

368 Never wake any wooden tickles.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (gAXBD)

369 He always closes with that song.
Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2019 08:41 PM (jm1YL)


I hadn't watched a rally to conclusion, so I didn't know.

I guess he pre-warned Mick that they paid the royalties, so he should STFU.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

370 The best part! I'm surprised nobody's bred a shar-pei chicken to maximize surface area.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 08:42 PM (kQs4Y)

The folds would get all nasty with chicken shit. And mites. But mostly chicken shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (jEgzt)

371 Be who you are, I always think.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?
Posted by: Insomniac


Someone told me to be the best me I can be. I'm still not sure if that's good or bad for me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (D5yyd)

372 367 360 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem

Don't burn yourself when you take it out of the oven.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (pRFRw)

373 Tucker is having a fine time mocking Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

374 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem


Put the seat down before sitting for business.

Posted by: Sponge at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Four seasons, I loved when he gave the helicopter rides at the state fair and said I am Batman. He is who he is, he is not a pandering pretender. It was refreshing!

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (UvJJq)

376 Keep your doggehs close and your chickens closer.

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (EgshT)

377 bluebell

I too am a fan. Even before that miniMoMeet.

Your grace and editing skills, coupled with your ability to not shive Weasel, is a positive legend here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

378 People didn't like who I was, so I bought a new pair of shoes and walked like someone else.

I tried that, but the high heels hurt my ankles.

Posted by: boulder t'Hobo at September 09, 2019 08:44 PM (ykYG2)

379 Beto's that guy who would have fragged his senior in command in Vietnam.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

380 Just the tip, just to see if you like it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (Bkzmv)

381 "325 Fluorescent bulbs make everyone look green.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:35 PM (wiXsO) "



Because of the emission from the phosphors that make the light.

Back last century I had a boss in the photography industry who ((among other things) (including a 1911)) had in his desk drawer a one dollar science fair spectroscope so he could show customers exactly why they needed a filter to shoot daylight or tungsten film under fluorescent light.
Bright band in the green area.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (pkvuH)

382 Chicken causes cancer! Didn't you all see the new study today?

I'm sure some vegan group funded that study.

Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (PisyI)

383 374 I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?

Posted by: LizLem


Don't eat sushi from a gas station.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (pRFRw)

384 "The best part! I'm surprised nobody's bred a shar-pei chicken to maximize surface area."

What you need is a chicken shaped like a flounder.

Posted by: Flounderchicken at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (Tnijr)

385 "Robert Francis O'Rourke, known in criminal records as "Beto" and "Fuckin' Radical, Man!" O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator."
= = = = =
Is it okay if we hand them over bullets first, one at a time?

Posted by: Another Anon at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (n8voF)

386 Oh, dont forget - Save the liver!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (8AONa)

387 371 Be who you are, I always think.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

What if one aspires to be someone much much better than who one is?
Posted by: Insomniac

Someone told me to be the best me I can be. I'm still not sure if that's good or bad for me.
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at September 09, 2019 08:43 PM (D5yyd)

Always a tough one to figure out, especially if you're riddled with self-loathing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

388 I drove I35 for the first time in 15 years, last year. Holy fuck. Reminded of I75 in Atlanta.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2019 08:46 PM (nDe2U)

389 I think Jagger is older than PDT.

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2019 08:46 PM (TTgpD)

390 Shelter weighs 300 lbs, soaking wet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2019 08:46 PM (5aX2M)

391 385 Another Anon

Mozambique drill, just to be sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

392 Tucker just played a clip of Beto saying he wants to give all illegals citizenship because this is their country. Make. The. Insanity. Stop.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (wiXsO)

393 Mick Jagger got an STD from David Bowie.

So, in a way, Bowie lives on in Jagger.

Posted by: Rona Barrett at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (gAXBD)

394 "Four seasons, I loved when he gave the helicopter rides at the state fair"

That was when I knew he had a chance. That sourpuss Martha Ratshitz was on the chopper interviewing him.

Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (Tnijr)

395 I missed the rally. Did PDT toast anyone in particular

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (85Gof)

396
I am roasting a chicken tonight, speaking of food. Any last minute tips from the Horde?
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 08:38 PM (UvJJq)

Never buy speakers from the back of a panel van.

Posted by: Mrs Stelter at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (+iYOr)

397 Majority? That seems kind of sad guys.

Sorry to hear about Sarah Palin and her husband. I am sure the relentless media fueled hatred and derision from half the country had nothing to do with their marital strife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2019 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

398 There is such a demand for overturned cars,

Color choice is limited to brown or green though. Some detailing required.

Posted by: DaveA at September 09, 2019 08:49 PM (FhXTo)

399 Have a cap here with
'Trump 2020" ELECT THAT SUMBI**H AGAIN
on it

Posted by: free tibet at September 09, 2019 08:49 PM (Zo1XC)

400 Beto's that guy who would have fragged his senior in command in Vietnam.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:45 PM (

Nah, he would've put a turn in his rations and told him it was a chocolate bar. Then he would've gotten high, passed out, gotten captured, and informed on fellow POWs (for actual chocolate bars).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2019 08:49 PM (5aX2M)

401 Never buy speakers from the back of a panel van.
Posted by: Mrs Stelter at September 09, 2019 08:48 PM (+iYOr)

If the van be a rocking, do not go a knocking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 08:50 PM (85Gof)

402 Some insight from the bowels of liberalism...and hope.

So as every Monday night, Mrs VIA and I head out from stately VIA Manor for our night of dinner at a small pub in an area with a high concentration of student and professional millennials.

Heading out our door, we stop to talk to the young elementary school teacher, who is concerned with the downward trend of education, and the insertion of politics in the education system.

She is joined by the single mother across the street. Young...an actual research scientist with a young son. Also concerned with the current direction of education and the raising of children. Neither will probably ever pull the lever for Trump, but clearly not happy with our current local (Democratic) leadership, and the state of education.

So we get to the bar, and enter into a wide ranging discussion with the young bartender, and several others who frequent the place.

One young man has never seen the first 2:58 of Idiocracy (The Documentary), and after watching it tonight, claims that it is pretty much spot on.

The bartender has traveled Europe and has often entered into conversations with the youth of Europe. He loves America, and can defend its values very well in discussion.
The other three customers and I eventually get into a two hour discussion that would remind most of us of being in the ONT here. ALL share conservative values.

All of them individually believed that they were the only one who was conservative.

It was a great night..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 08:50 PM (cqNba)

403 Just read that tweet from the Potato. Jeez, what a maroon.
Sidebar: I had my DirecTV and my ATT accounts bundled together and got a discount for doing so. Until March. Then they unbundled, and didn't let me know. So I started getting late payment emails (I was autopaying via credit cards). Called a couple weeks back to try and rebundle - the customer service was SO HORRIBLE I decided to cancel both services immediately.

Since that was $155 a month indirectly funding CNN, I have voted with my wallet. And I was a customer of DirecTV for TWO DECADES.
So do what I did. Starve the beast.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 09, 2019 08:50 PM (JTyPA)

404 For all his money, President Trump is so down to earth. I have never sensed fakeNess from him. He loves life.


Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (PisyI)

405 This is excellent. I'm watching Dr Who and it's the one where Leela has to climb up and down that ladder.

Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr)

406 I saw a red cap on the internet that said "MADE YA LOOK!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

407
Always a tough one to figure out, especially if you're riddled with self-loathing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)


Your aspiration might be to love and respect yourself. No matter what your situation, you are worthy of love and respect. IMHO

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

408 I think Jagger is older than PDT.


I had to look up Trump. I know Jagger is 1943, Trump is 1946.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (yEPxG)

409 >>Beto's that guy who would have fragged his senior in command in Vietnam.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Nah, he would have been thrown out of basic for a midnight hook up in the head.

Posted by: Aviator at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (2cuLk)

410 >>Beto's that guy who would have fragged his senior in command in Vietnam.

More like John Kerry. He would throw someone else's medals over the fence.

He's a complete fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

411 He loves life.


Posted by: four seasons at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (PisyI)

Well a billion Benjamins will do that to ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 08:52 PM (85Gof)

412 All of them individually believed that they were the only one who was conservative.

It was a great night..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 08:50 PM (cqNba)
--------

That's awesome. And don't give up on those two young ladies in your neighborhood. They sound like they're on the right track. Encourage them in the little time you have left in your 'hood!

Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2019 08:52 PM (xkSLi)

413 409 >>Beto's that guy who would have fragged his senior in command in Vietnam.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Nah, he would have been thrown out of basic for a midnight hook up in the head.
Posted by: Aviator at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (2cuLk


Beto is the guy who purposely drops the soap in the shower. Seven times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 08:52 PM (pRFRw)

414 I had to look up Trump. I know Jagger is 1943, Trump is 1946.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (yEPxG)
---
I think Jagger is 1493.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 08:53 PM (kQs4Y)

415 Holy shit, Alonso just homered again.


47

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

416 He's a complete fraud.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

With a rich father in law

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2019 08:53 PM (85Gof)

417 Please don't eat the daisies.

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 09, 2019 08:53 PM (EgshT)

418 Allahpundit Headline on Hot Air just now: "Amazing: Wilber Ross threaten to fire NOAA employees if the contradicted Trump!"

You know what else is amazing? How the fuck did they get a tootsie roll in the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, same amazing fucking shit, right, Allah?

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2019 08:54 PM (32YRo)

419 Of course Americans will willingly hand over their guns when a cuddly teddy bear wearing a polka dot tie shows up at their door asking for them!

Posted by: Beto the furry at September 09, 2019 08:54 PM (COzlW)

420 402 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Huzzah!

We individually influence out environment.

Had a brief talk on the bus returning from the game, sliding in mentions of my conversation with Leftists. They were portrayed as uncaring control freaks in my story. Made an impression on an educator.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

421 I think Jagger is 1493.

*waves at Eris*

How's every little thing in Twee Towne?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 08:55 PM (yEPxG)

422 Kinda hopin' Kamala is the nominee. I would love to see PDT destroy her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2019 08:55 PM (EZebt)

423 >>With a rich father in law

So like John Kerry then.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

424 Your aspiration might be to love and respect yourself. No matter what your situation, you are worthy of love and respect. IMHO
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

Something to consider I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

425 Bluebell...

remember the young man that came to the MoMe with us?



Same bar.


Folks are getting tired of the bullshit coming from the left.

As the bartender said, he dates women.

Those of the left are, in his words, fragile and incapable of making an argument to support their beliefs. They mostly shriek and cry when hearing something they don't like.

The conservative young women he meet are poised, able to build an argument to support their beliefs, and intelligent.

He's also a gun owner.

We need to continue to work with the youth of today.

The conservative ones are out there.
They just for the most part feel that they are alone, and are not aware of others who feel the same way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 08:57 PM (cqNba)

426 Between Kamala's bad hearing and Joe's bleeding eye, these Democrat candidates really have some health issues, huh?

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at September 09, 2019 08:57 PM (Ndje9)

427 San Franpsycho

Agree, but I'd bet it's Biden on top, and Kamala as the VP. She is one they want in, with the least amount of vetting possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2019 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

428 Whwn will Trump address the plight of gays and lesbians in this evil republitard world !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at September 09, 2019 08:58 PM (qM84C)

429
Something to consider I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

YES!!!!

Please.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 08:58 PM (TdMsT)

430 Schiff is demanding Flynn testify the end of this month. Does the House have the power to compel testimony? Sidney Powell told them he was taking the 5th to everything but his name, but Schiff is still demanding he appear.

Posted by: Ever at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (ZZDMQ)

431 I dont know what your problem is
Hell, we started at the same time

Posted by: kactus at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (V+D3u)

432 I think Jagger is 1493.

No no no, that's Keith Richards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)

433 Good news is out there.

You just gotta look for it.


https://bit.ly/2lGjTRg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 08:59 PM (cqNba)

434 "Whwn will Trump address the plight of gays and lesbians in this evil republitard world !!!!!"

Preach it sista!

Posted by: CardiBC at September 09, 2019 09:00 PM (Tnijr)

435 So the lull in comments?

Yup

It's the NOOD!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (cqNba)

436 Nood Booker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (pRFRw)

437 Beto would make a decent sandbag in a foxhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (nDe2U)

438 How's every little thing in Twee Towne?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 08:55 PM (yEPxG)
---
Artisanal, authentic, and locally sourced!

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at September 09, 2019 09:01 PM (kQs4Y)

439 "Agree, but I'd bet it's Biden on top, and Kamala as the VP"

Uh, thanks for that image.

Posted by: CardiBleech at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (Tnijr)

440 Between Kamala's bad hearing and Joe's bleeding eye, these Democrat candidates really have some health issues, huh?

-
Blind, deaf and dumb.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

441 So McCabe is the sacrificial lamb? Sorry no atonement in that sacrifice. We want some substance (along with squealing and whimpering) in the sacrifices to be given.

Posted by: Sock Monkey ...who are we kidding at September 09, 2019 09:04 PM (E3wJX)

442 >>Of course Americans will willingly hand over their guns when a cuddly teddy bear wearing a polka dot tie shows up at their door asking for them!
Posted by: Beto the furry

BEAR!

*bang*

Posted by: Aviator at September 09, 2019 09:05 PM (2cuLk)

443 Can't wait for Trumps memoir, it will be epic.

And a record setter in copies sold.

Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2019 09:08 PM (MAstk)

444 McCabe as the sacrificial lamb. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2019 09:36 PM (nDe2U)

445 INDICTMENTS huh...when?

Posted by: Quilp at September 09, 2019 09:47 PM (Bf3hj)

446
"A majority of women don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex..."------

There are alternative ways of reaching the same objective, as any experienced person knows.


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 09, 2019 10:15 PM (fk9y/)

447 blaze�r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2019 12:24 AM (hnyqs)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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