lol: Two Iranian Politicians Rocked by Leaked Sex-Tapes

Official piousness and sanctimoniousness, hidden corruption and indulgence.

Glad we don't have anything like that in our own Ruling Class, huh?

In Iran, everyone is talking about the sextapes of two Iranian politicians that were leaked on social media in early August. This is the first time that such compromising videos of politicians have been leaked since the 1979 Islamic Revolution. For many Iranians, these videos highlight the hypocrisy of those who fervently defend Islamic morality.

The first sextape was posted online on August 4. The four-minute video, which was clearly filmed with a hidden camera, shows Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.

Not his wife, of course.

On August 9, another leaked sextape popped up on social media, this time featuring a different Iranian politician -- Abbas Malekzadeh, the mayor of Sadra, a town of about 100,000 residents in the southern province of Fars.

A few days earlier, on August 5, he had been arrested with three people from the city council, all accused of corruption.

Unlike the videos of Ahmadi, which looked like they were filmed with a hidden camera, Malekzadeh filmed this video himself. In the video, he stands there naked, caressing the naked woman with him as she talks on the telephone.

In the days following the leak, the woman in the video posted two videos begging social media users to erase the sextape. She says it was filmed three years ago and could "ruin [her] life" as she is now married.

Oh, and Trump just tweeted this about Iran's "space" rocket disaster:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:57 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (iikV8)

2 Sanctimoniousness or sanctimony?

Posted by: I honestly don't know at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (WwHot)

3 no video link??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (JFO2v)

4 The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran. I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One.

==========

"Trump is giving away state secrets!"
-Allahpundit, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (iikV8)

5 How European of those politicians.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (I8FKK)

6 Everybody must get stoned

Posted by: CN at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (U7k5w)

7 How can you worry about Iran when Cat 15 Dorian is about to rip Florida off the continent and beat Alabama to death with it!

This is a time for unreasonable panic! Only that can save us now!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (37IEG)

8 having sexual relations with a woman.

-

I see the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (fsa/N)

9 Iraq'ed him and Iran to Afghanistan.

Posted by: world traveling whore at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (pMGkg)

10 Is the Mossad/IDF having fun, or what?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

11 I think Trump is trolling here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (xJa6I)

12 the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.

Not his wife, of course.


His goat?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Jk+3L)

13 The last sentence of his tweet just drips with snark.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (xJa6I)

14 They were with human women??

Shit. There might be a revolution.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (Dh1wo)

15 And Iran, Iran so far away, couldn't get away...
~Flock of Seagulls

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (5l6gb)

16 They had sex with women? Well there's your scandal right there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (hLRSq)

17 Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

18 One last terminator question:

Did the movie ever explain why they didn't send a dozen robots back in the same time transporter?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (fsa/N)

19 That's just... Trump's tweet? OMG.

Posted by: Synova at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (BD/yx)

20 We had a blast!

Posted by: Iranian Politicians and Engineers at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (oVJmc)

21 Leave my people out of this

Posted by: All goats at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)

22 The responses to Trump's tweets are insane.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

23 I mean, all Trump needed to add was the precise longitude and latitude and the prevailing wind direction and speed.

Basically doxing their missile site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (xJa6I)

24 In the goat, 5 by 5

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (5l6gb)

25 Nice rocket complex you have there, shame that something happened to it. If only you had bought Donny Two-Scoops Rocket Insurance. Sad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

26 Hadji don't sex

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (flINI)

27 " wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One."



"On tonight: Is Trump a secret tool of Iran's mullah? We have experts Max Boot, Robert Comey, and Sid Blumenthal on to explore this very real -- and very DEADLY -- possibility!"
-- Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (bDqIh)

28 Trump tweet blames Jews for Iranian rocket explosion!! Expresses sympathy.

Posted by: the bulwark at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

29 Those dudes sound like baa-aaa-aaa-aad news.

Posted by: Goats of Iran at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (jMd7P)

30 Oh and I need to know if the naked Persian chicks were hot. Frankly, I'm shocked that both sex tapes involved women and not boys, men or farm animals. I guess Persians really are better than Arabs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

31 12
the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.



Not his wife, of course.





His goat?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Jk+3L)


That would have been his wife's sister.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (I8FKK)

32 22 The responses to Trump's tweets are insane.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

AKA a day ending in a Y.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (cF8AT)

33 Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

It's blondes, pork and the finest champagne for the Muslim elite when they travel.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)

34 Women? they had sex with women?

This is the result of the rise of global facsimile (that's right, I said facsimile) and Trump.


This wouldn't have been necessary except Epstein, Trump and Prince Andrew kidnapped all the young boys.

Posted by: This is CNN at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)

35 Ilhan Omar hardest not tapped.

Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (IDjUx)

36 https://wapo.st/2LlIcNH
*******
Longtime lobbyist and former congressman Vin Weber resigns from consulting firm - The Washington Post
******
But OMFG Nothing is Happening
*****
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (BqBId)

37 17 Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

People and power. Doesn't matter what the trappings of their office, or the morals they profess. It's always the same.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (J+mig)

38 18 One last terminator question:

Did the movie ever explain why they didn't send a dozen robots back in the same time transporter?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (fsa/N)

I believe one of the latter, bad, Terminator movies showed a procession of Terminators going into the chamber.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (xJa6I)

39 The responses to Trump's tweets are insane.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

AKA a day ending in a Y.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (cF8AT)

They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

40 Trump must have created a virus called Suxnet. lolgf Iran. Greatest troll evah!

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (X3eVf)

41 Persian women can be very hot - also known to be some of the most materialistic and stuck up bitches on the planet, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)

42 22 The responses to Trump's tweets are insane.


As always.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

43 Iranian leader: "Brazen women who don't wear the hijab should be jailed for 15 years!!"

Also Iranian leader: "Sweetie, stand still while I film us nakedly caressing each other!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

44 So...Trump did blow up the Iranian rocket? Awesome.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)

45 "Oh show me the way to the next pretty boy"... Iranian Politician humming The Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (FTlwv)

46 Well to tell the truth Islam is all about sexual hangups and promiscuity and how to stop it, though that part seems to only apply to the female part of the population.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (BbGew)

47 I think Trump has IDF twitter troll envy, after that doozy last week.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (QDnY+)

48 I guess we aren't so different after all.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (sX1BW)

49 Trump must have created a virus called Suxnet. lolgf Iran. Greatest troll evah!
Posted by: ShainS


He created the Sux2Bu virus.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (Jk+3L)

50 Trump!

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (llxrS)

51 Persian women can be very hot - also known to be some of the most materialistic and stuck up bitches on the planet, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)

You sound like.....you've had experience with hot Persian women....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (NFEMn)

52 41 Persian women can be very hot - also known to be some of the most materialistic and stuck up bitches on the planet, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)

Bah, I've dated Russians. THOSE are heartless gold diggers to the max.

Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

53 Its going to be weird now that Bill Kristol has to make Iran the good guys.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (sX1BW)

54 I'll tell you what happened at Site One.

Jooooooooossssssssss.

God bless em.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)

55 I'm not sure why but that Trump tweet made me snicker.

The orangemanbad virus might be responsible.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

56 Dear Mr. President,

I think monkeys really are going to fly out their butt. Everything else seems to.

Sincerely,

The Real State of California

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (glGDV)

57 Humorous.

Posted by: Someguy at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (4i8PS)

58 Glad we don't have anything like that in our own Ruling Class, huh?


Can't speak to that. Something wrong with my hyoid bone.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (786Ro)

59 Mississippi morons....

@K1erry

Did you know that Mississippi has a Second Amendment tax holiday this weekend?

No state tax on firearms, ammo and certain hunting supplies.


Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (cF8AT)

60 I'll tell you what happened at Site One.

Jooooooooossssssssss.

God bless em.



Jooooo sharks. With frickin' laser beams.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

61 So now Trump is wishing Iran best wishes?

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (sX1BW)

62 Obviously Iran was about to develop Skynet, so the Joos had to send a terminator back in time to stop them.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (KUaJL)

63 Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?

At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.

Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (IDjUx)

64 That silo looks hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)

65 So, will the women in these sex tapes be stoned in accordance with Islamic law regarding adultery?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (rP4OC)

66 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (arJlL)

67 Goatier than a three-peckered imam.

Posted by: Aphorisms R Us at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (pMGkg)

68 25
Nice rocket complex you have there, shame that something happened to it.
If only you had bought Donny Two-Scoops Rocket Insurance. Sad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

_______

"Hey, I just got a great idea! Let me go get some government funding for it .. " -- Elon Musk

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (X3eVf)

69 Sex with adult women?

Pikers

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (EK+Pw)

70 Wouldn't surprise me if Persian women were sexually explicit, all that pent up energy.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (BbGew)

71 It's blondes, pork and the finest champagne for the Muslim elite when they travel.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
-----------

According to mom, who did a cruise in the ME a couple of decades ago, she witnessed burka to bikini once the ship was out of sight of land.

She thought it hilarious.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (qC1Sy)

72 The responses to Trump's tweets are insane.
----+
Pretty much the same response to every one of his tweets all the time.

Yes, they're accusing him of giving away secrets, killing thousands in PR, having a staffer write the tweet, etc.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (k81AA)

73 Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

74 Bah, I've dated Russians. THOSE are heartless gold diggers to the max.

Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

I had a Georgian woman --there's your big nose--beautiful as hell. Wanted to marry me---just to get a visa. She was upfront about it and hinted there would be be some sex along with a monthly payment to me.

I didn't bite.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)

75 Some real rocket surgeons in the responses to Trump's tweet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

76 -
--
Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?

At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.



Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM

----------------

golf clap

Posted by: irright at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (pMGkg)

77 A little goo gone should get that sex tape off in a jiffy, painlessly.

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (786Ro)

78 This got willowed in the last thread, but honestly, I'm gobsmacked by the utter lack of ANY reaction from anyone in this video. Even the parents barely react, though I understand they would want to stay near their children for protection.

https://tinyurl.com/y2qpy6pg


She just stabs a little boy in the face, almost does the same to a little girl, and... nobody jumps on her?


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (rP4OC)

79 Fucking joos trained chameleons to wear lasers and climb up into the rocket.

Posted by: Ima Mullah at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (Jk+3L)

80 Please tell me there was another man involved. Or at the very least, a goat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

81 Looks like there was an Earth-shattering Kaboom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (a72/q)

82 That launch pad shows were everything left went, but no rocket shown.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (BbGew)

83 No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture. Creampied, but not harmed.

Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (LK5OW)

84 Many hot Persian women can also be quite hairy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (flINI)

85 Sara Shahi is a HOT Persian-American actress.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)

86 64 That silo looks hot.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)

I'd bet that the two damaged service vehicles on either side of the pad are evidence that temperatures got so high that their fuel tanks exploded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)

87 So, these two politicians did not get the actual meaning of Rock The Casbah, evidently.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (DU2N9)

88 Shoulda read all the content.

So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

89 Many hot Persian women can also be quite hairy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (flINI)

That can be taken care of easily

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)

90 having sexual relations with a woman.

-

I see the problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (fsa/N)

The goat videos are on Betamax, so they are looking for a player.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (a72/q)

91 [iThe United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran. I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One. pic.twitter.com/z0iDj2L0Y3

-- Donald J. Trump]

The very precise wording of Trump's tweet convinces me that he is actually TAUNTING Iran to find out who did it, and that of course the US is partly responsible, but not solely responsible as the "United States of America." Probably some international espionage coalition between the US, Israel and who-knows-who-else sabotaged the rocket.

Either that or Iranians are brutish and incompetent.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (Q3dyo)

92 It seems to be a bad week for Iran, first their rocket explodes and then sex scandals explode around two of their pols.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (tVQUs)

93 I had a Georgian woman --there's your big nose--beautiful as hell. Wanted to marry me---just to get a visa. She was upfront about it and hinted there would be be some sex along with a monthly payment to me.

I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF


You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)

94 Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?



I rate this statement as too fake to be believed.



Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (SHtRW)

95 Pretty much the same response to every one of his tweets all the time.

Yes, they're accusing him of giving away secrets, killing thousands in PR, having a staffer write the tweet, etc.

--------------

We don't know if we did it.

Its not like he tweeted:

"Today, upon MY call, after the command I gave, and after I personally sent orders, I bombed Iran using MY bombs that I control after I received intelligence ..."

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

96 78 Dana Loesch was talking about that on the way home, she said she would gave jumped in and pulled on them.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (BbGew)

97 53 Its going to be weird now that Bill Kristol has to make Iran the good guys.
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Pitch Guy Kristol at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (S48ez)

98 88 Shoulda read all the content.

So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

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Eh, they just threaten the local Imam and he issues a fatwah justifying everything.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (qC1Sy)

99 17
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)


Muslim politicians and royal families all know to go to the UAE to get their freaks and drinks on.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (I8FKK)

100 I Google-translated that Islamic writing on the bottom edge of the launch pad:

Our Retarded 12th Century Asses made a Rocket.
Death to America.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)

101 In other words,
GEOTUS just said we helped with the rocket fuck up.

Troll Status:
( X) Magnificent

Posted by: monkey at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (CLteG)

102 having sexual relations with a woman.

That's how you excerpt! "A woman?!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (Wd55D)

103 We need a competition for the title of this porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

104 78 This got willowed in the last thread, but honestly, I'm gobsmacked by the utter lack of ANY reaction from anyone in this video. Even the parents barely react, though I understand they would want to stay near their children for protection.

https://tinyurl.com/y2qpy6pg


She just stabs a little boy in the face, almost does the same to a little girl, and... nobody jumps on her?


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (rP4OC)

Saw that yesterday. Horrific...and dad needs to take some ass stomping lessons.

Happened in Tbilisi Georgia.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (cF8AT)

105 Goat outta here. This is baaaad, baaaad

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)

106 Probably the weather machine.
But more likely some mundane thing, like the feed pipe for the fuel mix being, accidentally ("Yes, connect it there Moshe...."), improperly secured.

The finest Soviet design involved, secondhanded from North Korea, and then screwed up by hand by the finest Iranian technicians.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)

107 73
Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)


Doctors in poor areas could use it as a dirt cheap alternative to ipecac.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (rP4OC)

108 Trump should add, "...you have my word as a Biden"

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Wd55D)

109 Donny Deutsch PMSNBC show cancelled after 13 weeks

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (BqBId)

110 "No idea what happened there"
--Mossad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

111 We need a competition for the title of this porn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

" Do the right sheep"

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (M+Lyo)

112 I Google-translated that Islamic writing on the bottom edge of the launch pad:



Our Retarded 12th Century Asses made a Rocket.

Death to America.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)


You missed the part that said, "Praise to Imam Obama and NASA's Muslim outreach program."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

113 But please, King Barry, Worst of His Name, tell us about how morally superior Iran is.

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (sm6Pk)

114 Donny Deutsch PMSNBC show cancelled after 13 weeks


Too low rated for MSNBC.


HA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

115 I had a Georgian woman --there's your big nose--beautiful as hell. Wanted to marry me---just to get a visa. She was upfront about it and hinted there would be be some sex along with a monthly payment to me.

I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF


You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)

She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)

116 63 Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?

At least they can say they dindu ... mutton

==========
*Thunderous golf clap*

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (dmoiP)

117 >73
Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)


No one. Evah.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (sjdRT)

118 and dad needs to take some ass stomping lessons.

Yeah he failed at Dad. Big time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

119 Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?

Does the exoskeleton even have a sex port?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (O8WFE)

120 We need a competition for the title of this porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

Deep Goat

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

121 Donny Deutsch PMSNBC show cancelled after 13 weeks


Too low rated for MSNBC.


HA!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

This will be a future Trump tweet....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NFEMn)

122 I would like Trump to have ended with ' good luck finding out what happened to your shitty rocket'

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (BoJzR)

123 It's to nice to be inside, going out to play.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (BbGew)

124 120 We need a competition for the title of this porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
------------

Winner.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (qC1Sy)

125 LOL!

Trump is Tweet Master!

He by denying any US involvement, he just convinced their Paranoid Leaders that we DID do it.

Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

126 115 I had a Georgian woman --there's your big nose--beautiful as hell. Wanted to marry me---just to get a visa. She was upfront about it and hinted there would be be some sex along with a monthly payment to me.

I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF


You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)

She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)

I've had relationships like that.

I'd have gone for it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)

127 Is our president not a first class twitter troll?

That's something, and funny too...unlesss it results in war or sumpin.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (z79tQ)

128 Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

Well about half of millenials have watched 2 girls 1 cup.


Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

129 What happens at Site One stays at Site One

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (786Ro)

130 We need a competition for the title of this porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

131 I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

132 not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran.

"nor are we involved with the catastrophic accident that is scheduled at Semnan Launch Site Two..."

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (Wd55D)

133 She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)


You should have asked for a test drive.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (M+Lyo)

134 The very precise wording of Trump's tweet convinces me that he is actually TAUNTING Iran to find out who did it,

Mike Pompeo in 2017 said that he does this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (2DEMZ)

135 No goats were hurt during the filming of this episode

Ok. Maybe we need to define "hurt".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (8ts9m)

136 OMG, in the replies people are accusing Trump of revealing military secrets.

You mean like Obama revealing that Israel did Stuxnet?

Like Obama telling Iran the location of a secret Israel military base?

Like Joe Biden outing the SEALs?

Like Obama announcing the Bin Laden raid almost immediately, burning a lot of intel that was retrieved?

Like Eric Holder releasing the Bush era enhanced interrogation memos?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

137 They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

She doesn't fuck little boys. She's not Bryan Singer.

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (syvkf)

138 Sara Shahi is a HOT Persian-American actress.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)


She's a mixture of Spanish and Persian, two great tastes that taste great together.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (wCmLp)

139
Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?

At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.


Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (IDjUx)


*tea thru nose*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

140 114 Donny Deutsch PMSNBC show cancelled after 13 weeks

Too low rated for MSNBC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM

WE'LL TAKE HIM!!!!! HE'LL DOUBLE OUR RATINGS!!!!

Posted by: CNN at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (S48ez)

141 109 Donny Deutsch PMSNBC show cancelled after 13 weeks
------------------
This is his fifth cancellation. And yet someone bankrolled him after his fourth cancellation. I don't know who is dumber - Donny or his investors. Is he aware that the market for smarmy NYers talking is limited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)

142 131 I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

Like the donkey shows, do ye?

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (sm6Pk)

143 The Goat that Loved Me ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)

144 108 Trump should add, "...you have my word as a Biden"
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Wd55D)

/golf clap

Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

145 137 They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

She doesn't fuck little boys. She's not Bryan Singer.
Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (syvkf)

The twitter fools seem to think she is bedazzled by that soy boy. lmao.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (a0IVu)

146 I guess I am racist or something, but this is one set of sex tapes I have absolutely no desire to see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

147 You're welcome.

Posted by: The Mossad at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (2PXwn)

148 I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.

She seizes the means of reproduction.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (2DEMZ)

149 Fatima does Fallujah

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (O8WFE)

150 Clearly there is only ONE movie title that makes sense.

The Men who stared at Goats.

Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

151 It wouldn't have been a gay sex tape because there are no gays in Iran. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (BoJzR)

152 "Dear Ayatollah. Accidents will happen.

... like the killing of you, by us."

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (syvkf)

153 She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)

I've had relationships like that.

I'd have gone for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)

The things that stand out after all this time are her nose, and her lush, long curly brunette hair. She was also about 5' 9''--but didn't look it--and was very graceful.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)

154 I'll take Semen Launch Site One for 200, Alex

Posted by: Sean Connery at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (786Ro)

155
They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....



Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)



Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

156 So I posted this tweet this morning....

@AKimCampbell

I'm rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!

(She's a former 5 month PM of Canada)

Now she's claiming this:

@AKimCampbell

I have deleted my tweet about the hurricane & Mar a Lago and sincerely apologize to all it offended. It was intended as sarcasm-not a serious wish of harm. Throwaway lines get a life of their own on Twitter. I shd know better. Mea culpa.


Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)

157 Don't forget Obama disclosing the locations of all of Britains nuclear missiles. The guy liked to talk, didn't he?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)

158 "Best wishes and good luck" is the Trumpian version of "bless their hearts".

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (MLJ+L)

159 85
Sara Shahi is a HOT Persian-American actress.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)



The test determined that you are telling the truth.

Posted by: Maury Povich at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (I8FKK)

160
Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

One of the twitter comments was something like 'find someone who will look at you the way Melania looks at Justin'. Seriously.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)

161 Throwaway lines get a life of their own on Twitter. I shd know better. Mea culpa.





Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
Throwaway lines, meant to be funny, you know, like "D*ath to Tr*mp"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)

162 MG, in the replies people are accusing Trump of revealing military secrets.

You mean like Obama revealing that Israel did Stuxnet?

Like Obama telling Iran the location of a secret Israel military base?

Like Joe Biden outing the SEALs?

Like Obama announcing the Bin Laden raid almost immediately, burning a lot of intel that was retrieved?

Like Eric Holder releasing the Bush era enhanced interrogation memos?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

As though Trump didn't clear it with military brass

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (NFEMn)

163 Doesn't Kim Campbell know Canadians are supposed to be nice?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (O8WFE)

164 We need a competition for the title of this porn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM

Anahita does Tehran

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (S48ez)

165 good luck in determining what happened

Usually written as "lolgfy"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (NVYyb)

166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)

167 Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)


And it shouldn't. She's actually wishing major destruction and possible deaths on American citizens.

Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

168
Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)


Sitting with crossed legs like the demure, virginal maiden he is.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (rP4OC)

169 Who wants to bet that because of that Trump tweet, somebody is going to leak to the media actual classified intel about the US's involvement?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)

170 157 Don't forget Obama disclosing the locations of all of Britains nuclear missiles. The guy liked to talk, didn't he?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)
--------------

Don't forget Hillary disclosing the reaction time to get the nuke rolling on the campaign trail.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

171 166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.

A friend tells me this is confirmed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (O8WFE)

172 I would tell Sara Shahi of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (sjdRT)

173 One of the twitter comments was something like 'find someone who will look at you the way Melania looks at Justin'. Seriously.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
-----------

Who wants someone that will look at you with disgust?

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (vaQfv)

174 A strange man with a flamethrower was seen near the site. Goes by the name of Teelon Tusk.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (2DEMZ)

175 Two Iranian politicians rocketed by exploding sex toys.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

176 In Iran, everyone is talking about the sextapes of two Iranian politicians that were leaked on social media in early August. This is the first time that such compromising videos of politicians have been leaked since the 1979 Islamic Revolution.

Actually, nothing compares with the video of the ayatollah's funeral procession, where the crazed iranians knocked his rancid corpse to the street and swarmed it in their ... grief(?). That was one of the funniest moments in human history and told you all you ever needed to know about Iran and iranians.

I guess it can be considered a "leaked" video since the net has been totally scrubbed of it. TOTALLY. You can't find that video anywhere. You can find videos of the procession, but that 2 minutes is always cut out. It's amazing, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)

177 I am voting for Trump just for the Galactic Troll-Master Tweets.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (6qa8a)

178 One of the twitter comments was something like 'find someone who will look at you the way Melania looks at Justin'. Seriously.

Yeah well its all part of the "Trudeau is dreamy" fantasy they cling to, and stick it to Trump. Meanwhile he goes home every night and has sex with an international model and Trudeau's eyebrow falls off on national TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

179 Iranians doing sex stuff, eeeew.

Heh...Trump. Love it.
Sara Shahi...looks like a girl I used to know.
**sigh**



Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)

180 Wait until "whoever" reveals the sextuples of Iranian politicians with goats. It'll be a bestseller, for sure!

P.S. Trump is a worldmaster troll. That is all.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (Gs5TH)

181 177 I am voting for Trump just for the Galactic Troll-Master Tweets.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (6qa8a)

Same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (xJa6I)

182 The four-minute video, which was clearly filmed with a hidden camera, shows Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.

Goats across Iran are livid!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)

183 Dear Iran,

About the rocket. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Yours truly,
Donald Trump

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (MLJ+L)

184 Sara Shahi...looks like a girl I used to know.
**sigh**



Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)

I believe you. Brunettes are the best.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)

185 >>I guess I am racist or something, but this is one set of sex tapes I have absolutely no desire to see.


Eh, these guys are monsters. I'd rather not see them naked OR getting pleasure.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

186
I think Trump is trolling here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch

======

The God-Emperor Kek has yielded his crown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (13CQC)

187 In the gym this morning I heard this same comment several times about the hurricane headed to Mar-a-lago. No big deal. Some people hate PDJT with a passion, but hopefully (like this Canadian woman) they don't vote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (NVYyb)

188 He by denying any US involvement, he just convinced their Paranoid Leaders that we DID do it.
Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

Now Mossad should tweet: "See it was totally the U.S. that did that. Not us, no sirree, Bob, (shuffle, shuffle) not us!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (a72/q)

189 Nice rocket ya had there. Shame something happened to it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (O8WFE)

190 167 And it shouldn't. She's actually wishing major destruction and possible deaths on American citizens.

Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

And this is different from any other Demoncrat how?

Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (sm6Pk)

191 166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)

This is true.

Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.

Porn kinks are weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

192 170 157 Don't forget Obama disclosing the locations of all of Britains nuclear missiles. The guy liked to talk, didn't he?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)
--------------

Don't forget Hillary disclosing the reaction time to get the nuke rolling on the campaign trail.



Don't forget Hillary giving access to EVERY EMAIL SHE SENT AS SoS TO THE FUCKING CHINESE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (oVJmc)

193 I guess it can be considered a "leaked" video since the net has been totally scrubbed of it. TOTALLY. You can't find that video anywhere. You can find videos of the procession, but that 2 minutes is always cut out. It's amazing, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)

It's out there somewhere.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

194 For those who missed it, here's the pic of PDT and Soy Boy:

https://tinyurl.com/y2ht4xpo

Now, which one is the alpha male?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

195
Is our president not a first class twitter troll?

--------

No. The man stands alone, in a class of his own.

Whether or not the US had any involvement, or it was Israel, or just an accident, he just stirred the pot on a hot situation with a heavily-armed and aggressive regional power. On Twitter.

That is a special kind of internet trolling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (2JpPM)

196 all these totalitarian regimes seem to love their own rape/torture/kill "games". It is OK, because they are supremacists, all others are just infidels that god has provided them for their entertainment. "God is great ... for letting me rape".


The attitude is now spreading across Europe. Supremacists abound around the world ... but if you express any American pride, you can be fired/blocked/censored, without any rape or theft involved.

China is our major enemy, they have the same standards. They can lie and steal our intellectual property, because they are China, center of the universe. We are lowly dirty Western capitalists, with no value except to be exploited.


These
China ADV guys take on that topic ... young daughters from out back
often get sold into prostitution, to pay for education for the (more
important) son. Not all Chinese participate, but it is prevalent
everywhere. ... advertised openly on the street.
youtube link

https://tinyurl.com/yylwz93h

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

197 I can translate Trumps tweet: LOLGF!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Yf6eY)

198 Throwaway lines, meant to be funny, you know, like "D*ath to Tr*mp"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)

I don't think she actually knows what 'sarcasm' means.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (cF8AT)

199 FWIW Kim Campbell was prime minister about a month

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

200 191
166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)



This is true.



Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.



Porn kinks are weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)


"SLANDER!"
-Kurt Eichenwald, hugging his tentacle hentai tightly to his manly chest

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (rP4OC)

201 Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)

202 131
I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

T
It's not coming out for a mere congresswoman.

When she runs for higher office? Her Democrat rivals will release that thing as fast as possible, and then blame the GOP for releasing it.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (I8FKK)

203 166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)

This is true.

Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.

Porn kinks are weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

True, but there's no proof that these women are Muslim. They just slap a hijab on any Latin porn actress.
Same thing with "Indian" porn. They just put a dot on their forehead....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)

204 Stay out the bushes

Posted by: Priapism at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (2cfUo)

205 It's out there somewhere.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)


I've looked, many times. It's gone. Like Barky's records and standardized test scores.

Maybe it's a muzzie thing?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (EcqY2)

206 We probably didn't do anything to help the rocket explode but this is the same strategy used to make the mafia think they had a mole and they start whacking everyone.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (BoJzR)

207 So much for their plan to Rocket the Casbah.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (37IEG)

208 Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)

Deeba Does Damascus

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

209 The four-minute video, which was clearly filmed with a hidden camera,
shows Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and
Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations
with a woman.



Four whole minutes? No way you're convincing me the dude lasted four minutes of ACTUAL sex. 15 seconds of sex, top, and the rest is just the woman reassuring him that he's a stallion in the sack despite evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)

210 Porn kinks are weird.


**shifty eyes**

Posted by: The Japanese at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (786Ro)

211 Same thing with "Indian" porn. They just put a dot on their forehead....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)

Oh, there is plenty of authentic Indian porn out there. A lot of the Bollywood actresses started their careers making naughty movies.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu)

212 I didn't know Kim Campbell was ever PM of Canuckistan, and she just proved why. five months, lol.

was she in the Liberal Party? those guys are getting hammered next election.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NHx/I)

213 Porn kinks are weird.

ASMR.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (O8WFE)

214 The United States wasn't involved, but God was.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (h1jJh)

215 It's out there somewhere.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

I've looked, many times. It's gone. Like Barky's records and standardized test scores.

Maybe it's a muzzie thing?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (EcqY2)

I bet Barky ordered it removed and scrubbed as a "favor" to the mullahs

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

216 I had an Indian chick once. she got undressed.

I nearly came on the spot

Posted by: Priapism at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (2cfUo)

217 Deeba Does Damascus

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

Damascus Rode

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (5l6gb)

218 True, but there's no proof that these women are Muslim. They just slap a hijab on any Latin porn actress.

I'm sure its as Muslim as the "good Church girl gets seduced" or "naughty nun" ones are Christian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

219 Finally broke open the scotch that I got in exchange for my dad's car.

It's alright.

Glenfiddich 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (iikV8)

220 15 seconds of sex, top, and the rest is just the woman reassuring him that he's a stallion in the sack despite evidence to the contrary.

hey, that's enough about *my* sex tape

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (NHx/I)

221 Porn kinks are weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

Truer words have never been typed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

222 We are very sorry to hear about your completely not military rocket's utterly inexplicable launch failure, and have no idea how all these screws and washers ended up in our pockets.

Posted by: The Mossad at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (J+mig)

223
I don't know that an AOC sextape would move the needle, these days. At least not with Dem voters, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (2JpPM)

224 Shocking photo of Ihan Omars hooha after "Tiny" Tim Mynett has his way.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (6/uwW)

225 Its not like he tweeted:



"Today, upon MY call, after the command I gave, and after I
personally sent orders, I bombed Iran using MY bombs that I control
after I received intelligence ..."

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

_______

What is a mirror-universe-non-muslim Barack Obama for $1,000, Alex?

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (X3eVf)

226 stop adding wrongful suffixes to everything.

The words you want are "piety" and "sanctimony".

Posted by: md at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (D+5jX)

227 Trump is truly the president we deserve. That mofo knows how to pants the opposition

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (mrrpb)

228 "Her Democrat rivals will release that thing as fast as possible, and then blame the GOP for releasing it."

like how the Clintons floated the birth certificate lie and then blamed Trump for it?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (NHx/I)

229 True, but there's no proof that these women are Muslim. They just slap a hijab on any Latin porn actress.

Hola.

Posted by: Mia Khalifa at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (wCmLp)

230 Don't forget Hillary giving access to EVERY EMAIL SHE SENT AS SoS TO THE FUCKING CHINESE.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Procedures not followed... lacking candor... decline to prosecute.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: DOJ handbook at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (786Ro)

231
I thought smut was illegal in India. I bet it's all mafia-run like it was here back in the day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (2JpPM)

232
Trump is truly the president we deserve. That mofo knows how to pants the opposition

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (mrrpb)


No kidding. He's helping me forget about the eight long years of misery under Preezy Pantywaist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

233 I thought I recognized the Sarah Shahi lady. She was in Life. Cute gal. Odd show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

234 So, is ace waxing lyrical in the sidebar evidence that he's abandoned his history as a Kaboom kid and has moved into a new acceptance of his life as a Cracklin' Oat Bran adult?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (rP4OC)

235 Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

More likely Vala Amal Doran.

Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (jDqdz)

236 208 Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)

Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

My Horny Barbed Cock

Posted by: Satan at August 30, 2019 02:33 PM (CLteG)

237 234 So, is ace waxing lyrical in the sidebar evidence that he's abandoned his history as a Kaboom kid and has moved into a new acceptance of his life as a Cracklin' Oat Bran adult?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (rP4OC)

The Neal Diamond song 'Cracklin' Oat Woman' was not as good as the other one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:33 PM (ycWCI)

238 Keen tweet by Trump. If Iran's program wasn't already in chaos trying to find the saboteur then it is now, even if there isn't one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)

239 >>For those who missed it, here's the pic of PDT and Soy Boy:

https://tinyurl.com/y2ht4xpo

Now, which one is the alpha male?
- - - -

Then there's that clip at the G20, where the various leaders are standing around and chatting, and Trudeau walks through the crowd, ignored by all of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRzvL0Txa1k

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

240
Man, you use your counter-missile space LASER to burn a single 1mm hole in a fuel tank on a bird on the launch pad and all of a sudden you're the bad guy...

Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

241 Shit happens.

Posted by: Zombie Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (I2/tG)

242 Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)

Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

*******
The Goat who Shagged Me

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)

243 Then there's that clip at the G20, where the various leaders are standing around and chatting, and Trudeau walks through the crowd, ignored by all of them

To be fair, its Canada's leader, its not like they care what Canada thinks or does in anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

244 So I posted this tweet this morning....

@AKimCampbell

I'm rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!

(She's a former 5 month PM of Canada)

Now she's claiming this:

@AKimCampbell

I have deleted my tweet about the hurricane & Mar a Lago and sincerely apologize to all it offended. It was intended as sarcasm-not a serious wish of harm. Throwaway lines get a life of their own on Twitter. I shd know better. Mea culpa.


Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)

Kimmie is the very model of a useless twat.

Back in university days, I was in a lounge in one end of an old building, and the Dean of Science was banging Kimmie on his desk in the next room. The walls were thin. Of course, none of us ever dreamed she ever become a politician, let alone PM, and probably the worst ever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (a72/q)

245 Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.

having sexual relations with a woman.


That's the problem isn't it?
If they had been having sex with each other
or a goat there wouldn't have been a bother.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (ePWRo)

246 The Neal Diamond song 'Cracklin' Oat Woman' was not as good as the other one.

'Forever in Bran Poop' is kinda catchy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (XrCyE)

247 One of the twitter comments was something like 'find someone who will look at you the way Melania looks at Justin'. Seriously.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)

She was probably sizing him up for a straitjacket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (a72/q)

248 Keen tweet by Trump. If Iran's program wasn't already in chaos trying to find the saboteur then it is now, even if there isn't one.

Just a little reminder that we can take out Iranian missiles on the pad, even if we didn't do it this time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (I2/tG)

249 Sex Tape? Meh....

... with a WOMAN? Eeeeeeew!!!!!!!

Posted by: Your Average Hassan On The Street at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

250 I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)


I think I may be the last remaining person on the planet who has never seen a celebrity sex tape. Not one. None of them. Oh, I've seen stills from this or that, or even news captures of the weird footage involving... maybe it was Hulk Hogan?

But the actual tapes, no.

If one must watch other humans having sex, for pity's sake, there are professionals out there doing that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (cY3LT)

251 Hey, has anybody seen my ultraviolet laser?

Posted by: Area 51 at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (CLteG)

252
I thought I recognized the Sarah Shahi lady. She was in Life


Her real name is Aahoo Jahansouz

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (arJlL)

253 Mohammed does Dallas

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (d7Ww2)

254 And it shouldn't. She's actually wishing major destruction and possible deaths on American citizens.

Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

Mar a Lago is likely built well enough to withstand a Cat 5 hurricane.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (a72/q)

255 >>I think I may be the last remaining person on the planet who has never seen a celebrity sex tape.


Nope, I haven't either.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

256 You mean the women in these videos weren't their sisters? How weird is that?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (MLJ+L)

257 Ah, our Pimp Master POTUS troller is on a roll!!

Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

258 Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)

Wishing physical harm to another person is a loathsome thing.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (ePWRo)

259 Yeah but what about "The giant thumb baffling the internest"?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (s5ryC)

260 Melania greeting the Canada boy ... Melania has a pleasant smile and is gracious ... she is the power figure of the two, not soy boy with fake eyebrows.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (Cus5s)

261
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

===
Don't count us out.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

262 Back in university days, I was in a lounge in one end of an old building, and the Dean of Science was banging Kimmie on his desk in the next room. The walls were thin. Of course, none of us ever dreamed she ever become a politician, let alone PM, and probably the worst ever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (a72/q)

Why was she PM for only 5 months?....besides being a dipshit.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

263 I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.

As someone noted, if AOC doesn't have a sex tape, she's the only trendy millennial female who doesn't.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (I2/tG)

264 235 Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

More likely Vala Amal Doran.
Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (jDqdz)

Claudia Black again?

Man, she does it for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)

265 242 Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)

Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)

Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

*******
The Goat who Shagged Me
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)

Seven Goats for Seven Brothers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (AURKQ)

266 261
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)

===
Don't count us out.
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

========

"Hey! Hic..."
-Pro-Prohibition politicians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV8)

267 You know what I see in that picture?


A lot of damage.

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (tH5fk)

268 264 Claudia Black again?

Man, she does it for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)

========

I have been considering watching Farscape again...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV8)

269 So these men offered to make them US citizens?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (37IEG)

270 255 >>I think I may be the last remaining person on the planet who has never seen a celebrity sex tape.


Nope, I haven't either.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)


They should be at the top of the second section allocation for exile.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:41 PM (ePWRo)

271 when Claudia wrestled Chrichton in that pilot episode. boiiing

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:41 PM (NHx/I)

272 Kerbal Space Program has a better safety record.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, lulling TJM into a false sense of security at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (AM1GF)

273 Procedures not followed... lacking candor... decline to prosecute.

Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: DOJ handbook at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (786Ro)

All solved by more training, easy peasy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (oqV6o)

274 Claudia Black put the ILF in Milf.

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (tH5fk)

275 Lefty women get all hot and bothered by Justin's boyish looks. Beta male all the way, the unthreatening Tiger Beat crush who can't beat you at arm wrestling. They assume all women are attracted to that including Melania.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (MLJ+L)

276 Stewardess Goat-Fly me!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (s5ryC)

277 I am sure Lurch Kerry is furious as he loves him some Iranians. Both the politicians and their rockets.

Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

278 was she in the Liberal Party? those guys are getting hammered next election.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NHx/I)

No she nominally a Conservative, but she was no more conservative than Joe Walsh is. She destroyed the party in that iteration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (a72/q)

279
Pretty sure I got a pic.

https://twitter.com/deafowl/status/
1159428778390507525

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (13CQC)

280 Kim Campbell was the Neil Kinnock of Canada. Complete and total electoral disaster. The Conservatives won TWO, yes TWO seats in the 1993 general election following her term as Prime Minister.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (XrCyE)

281 Pizza delivery goat. Get it whole its hot!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (s5ryC)

282 Help me out here, I don't see any rocket debris?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (oqV6o)

283 @RitaPanahi

Poor kid. No one should be called that.

https://tinyurl.com/y4klluen

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (wiXsO)

284 Hey Iran, LOLGF.

Yours truly,

America

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (T6OXT)

285 Deep Goat

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)



Behind the Green Burkha

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)



The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)



Deeba Does Damascus

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

===
Well played by all.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

286 Little girl has a meltdown because someone called her a 'name'....don't turn your speakers up too loud because she let's out one of those glass breaking little girl screams....

https://tinyurl.com/yy54ldj6

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (cF8AT)

287 -
--
I guess it can be considered a "leaked" video since
the net has been totally scrubbed of it. TOTALLY. You can't find that
video anywhere. You can find videos of the procession, but that 2
minutes is always cut out. It's amazing, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)



It's out there somewhere.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM

------------

It's out there alright, and if you catch it, see a doctor and
get rid of it.

Posted by: Taj at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (pMGkg)

288 The goat, The camel and The little boy

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

289 268 264 Claudia Black again?

Man, she does it for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)

========

I have been considering watching Farscape again...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV

They had a pretty good run. Not all episodes were home runs and some character derailment here and there, but they had characters you cared about. And that ain't nothin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (xJa6I)

290
More from Iranian social media.

https://twitter.com/metruse/status/
1159342420061900802

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (13CQC)

291
Oh yeah.

https://twitter.com/deafowl/status/
1159083538639020032

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (13CQC)

292 I get a calming feeling thinking about the massacre of Jews in Hebron, ninety years ago this week.

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (I2/tG)

293 103
We need a competition for the title of this porn.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)


Khomeini Are Coming To The Gangbang?

Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (IDjUx)

294 279
Pretty sure I got a pic.

https://twitter.com/deafowl/status/
1159428778390507525

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (13CQC)
-------------------


He has to wear a strap-on because she's not a goat.

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:46 PM (ePWRo)

295 Mr Ace is a very, very bad man.

May Allah strike you down with the force of a thousand zeroes!

Posted by: Boyer-Ahmad at August 30, 2019 02:46 PM (4e+hS)

296 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

297 Baaaaaahoy!

Posted by: Cruise Ship Goats at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (vtcmf)

298 Farscape was the best sci-fi (certainly the most original) to come out in the last... 30 years or so.

I know Firefly is great as well, but it also had the embedded problems of Joss Whedon and look, Farscape managed to make me take a flying, farting puppet seriously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

299
Just posting these for the heck of it.

https://twitter.com/6013arezoo/status/
1158233699542077441

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (13CQC)

300 Why was she PM for only 5 months?....besides being a dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

Minority government, IIRC, and got thrown out in a motion of non-confidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (a72/q)

301
Vids or GTFO...

Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (UFLLM)

302 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*

*feints left*
*bobs head*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)

303 300 Why was she PM for only 5 months?....besides being a dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

Minority government, IIRC, and got thrown out in a motion of non-confidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (a72/q)

===========

Ah, no confidence. Parliamentary systems do have some advantages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (iikV8)

304


It was Space Force. The team that took it out was led by Capt. Kirk's great, great, great, great grandfather

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (hjWzb)

305 299
Just posting these for the heck of it.

https://twitter.com/6013arezoo/status/
1158233699542077441

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (13CQC)


Is his name Pegger or Peggie?

Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (ePWRo)

306 282 Help me out here, I don't see any rocket debris?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (oqV6o)

Probably had an aggressive case of spontaneous disassembly.

Might not be much left you could recognize.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)

307 how could anyone lack confidence in Kim Campbell? she is so smart, witty and pleasant

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (NHx/I)

308 In reply to Kim Campbell's tweet:

@Eric Trump

Our family is rooting for the safety of millions of homes, businesses, families and wonderful people in the great state of Florida. #classless

Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (oiNtH)

309 Farscape was the best sci-fi (certainly the most original) to come out in the last... 30 years or so.

I know Firefly is great as well, but it also had the embedded problems of Joss Whedon and look, Farscape managed to make me take a flying, farting puppet seriously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

Everything I know about quantum physics I learned on Farscape. While sitting on an iceberg,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (BoJzR)

310 304


It was Space Force. The team that took it out was led by Capt. Kirk's great, great, great, great grandfather
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (hjWzb)

===========

Side by side with Captain Archers great granddad and Picard's 7 greats grandma.

Cause we can't do actual original characters and scare off the audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (iikV8)

311 302 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*

*feints left*
*bobs head*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)

Hey, what, whoa OOOF! WOOHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

312 I bet Ace's next post will be about Giuliani's comments about "prosecutions to come."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (NFEMn)

313 Goats, exciting and new. Come aboard, were expecting you.

Posted by: The Goat Boat at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (vtcmf)

314 Everything I know about quantum physics I learned on Farscape. While sitting on an iceberg,
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (BoJzR)

Great episode. Also, 'Constellation of Doubt' in that season. Plus the La Bomba two parter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

315 I'm guessing that Trump already has a pretty good idea that the Iranian rocket disaster was an accident (due to bad designs or incompetence). And the mullahs will decide that his tweet means that there are saboteurs deeply embedded in the technical crew.

Posted by: junior at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (4D9yk)

316
Side by side with Captain Archers great granddad and Picard's 7 greats grandma.



Cause we can't do actual original characters and scare off the audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (iikV
We wanted you to understand spacing out was a glorious family tradition for these people.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)

317 No Fatwa Chicks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)

318 Did Don TwoScoops have Ooops, I did it again playing in the background?

Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (FhXTo)

319 Tossed Saladin

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (BoJzR)

320 The finest Soviet design involved, secondhanded from North Korea, and then screwed up by hand by the finest Iranian technicians.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)

All poorly translated from the original Norddeutsch.

Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (jDqdz)

321 I distinctly remember being told there was no fun in islam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (HaL55)

322 Help me out here, I don't see any rocket debris?

Look at about 70 degrees in the pic, zoom a little.

Nice burn field.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (XrCyE)

323 103
We need a competition for the title of this porn.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
---We Quran A Train
Ayatollah You, No Anal!
Too Old For Mohammad (features 10-year-olds)
He-Jab, She-Jab (bisexual porn)
Blow Me Before They Throw Us Off This Rooftop (gay porn)

Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (IDjUx)

324 "Awww, that sucks bro. You can borrow one of our rockets if you want. Nah, no prob, bro. It'll be there in oh... i'd say a couple three hours. Toodles!"

*click*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (AURKQ)

325 Damn I love our President!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (5tT9a)

326 I like my Iranian rocket engineers extra crispy!

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (I2/tG)

327 Just the Tlaib.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

328 Might not be much left you could recognize.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)

That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (oqV6o)

329 XXXerxes

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (XrCyE)

330 Lol: Two Iranian Politicians Rocked by Leaked Sex-Tapes
-Ace of Spades

I guess the "GF" part of "LOLGF" would be redundant in a headline about a sex scandal

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (S48ez)

331 Wait, they had an earth shattering kaboom?

K9! K9! did you allow the earth creatures to escape with the Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator?

Posted by: Marvin T. Martian at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

332 sure laugh all you want what no one realizes is that the iranians were designing a new rocket that takes a shortcut to the U.S.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (HALdu)

333 Sad to hear Hugh Grant is a virtue signalling little twat.

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)

334 317
No Fatwa Chicks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)


Fantastic.

Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (IDjUx)

335 333 Sad to hear Hugh Grant is a virtue signalling little twat.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)

===========

He's a famous British actor.

Did you expect anything else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (iikV8)

336 Jonah Goldberg is assuring us he won't endorse Biden. in the process of a full column offering Biden campaign advice.

get bent, Jonah.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (NHx/I)

337 Chicks dig it when you video-post their sex antics.

https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM?t=7

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (kLDv+)

338 If one must watch other humans having sex, for pity's sake, there are professionals out there doing that.

Yeah I'm not fond of watching some other guy having sex with a girl I like the looks of, its like a few steps away from cuckitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

339
"Hassan Hump!"

Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (UFLLM)

340 the Twatter comments in reply to PDJT's tweet are unhinged...

the fools actually think he used a shot from a classified briefing, and not one of the many commercial satellite pictures all over the web that people label up all the time.

they are not at all well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (6E6gM)

341 Yeah, some long staff meetings in North Korea about this.


Axis of Evil.


It was a real thing.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (QDnY+)

342 "Trump is giving away state secrets!"
-Allahpundit, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
--------

I'm reminded of Nancy Pelosi claiming that Trump 'leaked' her 'plans' to take a chartered aircraft to Afghanistan by suggesting that she could take a chartered aircraft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (CDGwz)

343

Shabob and Carol and Achmed and Alice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

344 We need a competition for the title of this porn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at A




even without the name you would know this was written by a woman.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (HALdu)

345 Jonah Goldberg is assuring us he won't endorse Biden. in the process of a full column offering Biden campaign advice.



get bent, Jonah.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (NHx/I)


What a loss for Biden. Jonah's endorsement has to worth at least one maybe two votes to any candidate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (hjWzb)

346 No wonder it exploded, they were trying to launch it with damaged equipment!

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (37IEG)

347 Quantum what? Is that like the blue thingie with the gray handle?

Posted by: Iranian rocket scientists at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (MLJ+L)

348 "Hassan Hump!"

Hawmps! Already been done, I know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (HaL55)

349 He's a famous British actor.

Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



I most certainly did not.

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (tH5fk)

350 What would be the point of giving Biden advise? It would be like talking to your tater salad.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)

351 This is Fire Marshal Bill to Major Ach. You've really fried the ship.

Posted by: Major Achmed at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (vtcmf)

352 Jonah Goldberg is assuring us he won't endorse Biden.

Well, Joe can write off the has-been-former-NRO-Ace-plagiarizing-fake-ass fat guy vote. Singular.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (XrCyE)

353 349 He's a famous British actor.

Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I most certainly did not.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (tH5fk)

===========

At this point, if an actor of any stature says anything that's not crazy leftist drivel, that's the news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV8)

354 Beto, flashes the "white power" sign while eating a hotdog.


https://tinyurl.com/y5yph5mq

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (wiXsO)

355 the fools actually think he used a shot from a classified briefing, and not one of the many commercial satellite pictures all over the web that people label up all the time.

they are not at all well.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (6E6gM)

And it's not like it's a deep dark secret that the U.S. military has spy satellites that can read the licence plate on a car from 150 miles up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (a72/q)

356 in fairness it is reasonable for johan to announce he will not endorse biden, since biedn gave him that medal in the kunar province

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (HALdu)

357 I searched the comments for "goat" and found 34 references already! Only one reference to "camel."

Posted by: Isophorone at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Nrz1h)

358 Yeah I'm not fond of watching some other guy having sex with a girl I
like the looks of, its like a few steps away from cuckitude.


Watch it in fast-forward.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (HaL55)

359 I'm available for Iranian sex tapes, baby!

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (I2/tG)

360 Might not be much left you could recognize.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)

That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.
Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.

All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Jk+3L)

361 He's a famous British actor.


Did you expect anything else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba

Sexual deviancy, substance abuse problems, KGB/FSB double, secretly puts syrup on French toast... this guy has it all!

Posted by: British Film Actors Guild at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (UFLLM)

362 Needs moar blue paint.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

363 The Supreme Mullah just finsihed reading the Butterfly effect. This was deliberate, they plan on destroying the United States by blowing up rockets on their own launch pads, with the cumulative effect causing an earth shattering kaboom to take place over the capitol of the United States.

Because, IRANIAN SCIENCE!

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)

364 359 I'm available for Iranian sex tapes, baby!
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (I2/tG)

=========

Translation:

"Please, someone show me any real affection. This progressivism religion isn't cutting it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (iikV8)

365 I recently listened to an audio book about the porn industry. Apparently custom videos are a thing.
The weirdest one was a guy who paid to have a video made of naked women setting fire to his stamp collection.
It's true my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

366 Camel Toe Bingo

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:59 PM (M+Lyo)

367 Beto flashes the "white power" sign while eating a penis.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

368 And it's not like it's a deep dark secret that the U.S. military has spy satellites that can read the licence plate on a car from 150 miles up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I thought we could do that in the 80's?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (Jk+3L)

369 The Iranians need to build their rockets out of whatever they make their gantries out of.

Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (tH5fk)

370
Waaaaaayy down in the thread, ace, but I got a few images of the Persian Pr0n.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (13CQC)

371 I recently listened to an audio book about the porn industry.

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (HaL55)

372 What possible campaign advice could you offer to a sad old man suffering from dementia?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

373 So...... Whats up with Prince Andrew all the sudden booking a visit to the Islamic Republic of Iran?

Posted by: Doggfish at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (lMn1U)

374 the fools actually think he used a shot from a classified briefing, and not one of the many commercial satellite pictures all over the web that people label up all the time.

Well their understanding of how this all works comes from TV shows, so its like asking a Belgian what's on the menu at Popeye's.

Even if it were from a classified briefing, the president actually has the power to, you know, declassify anything he chooses to. Sometimes they do it stupidly (Obama, over and over) but its still legal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

375 Beto flashes the "white power" sign while eating a penis.
Posted by: wth


hah

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (tH5fk)

376 66 percent of the eligible contractors at a company called HCL America Inc., signed cards seeking union representation, according to the United Steel Workers union. With the help of the Pittsburgh Association of Technical Professions (PATP), they're asking the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) for a vote on union representation. The PATP is a project sponsored by the union aimed at "helping Pittsburgh and Southwestern Pennsylvania workers in high-tech fields organize and bargain collectively."

.. I'm not personally informed about Google, but Intel also use contractors from HCL America Inc.They were more or less treated like "paid salves". The difference in treatment between full-time "blue badges" and contractor "green badges" was disgusting.

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (e8kgV)

377 Being rocked has a double meaning over there.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (9PtLS)

378 What Iran needs is a few more pallets of cash.

Posted by: Alexa Occasional Coitus at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

379 What possible campaign advice could you offer to a sad old man suffering from dementia?

Go home and rest, leave the campaign trail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

380 [i}Apparently custom videos are a thing.

The really twisted ones are the "fake Hillary" ones.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (I2/tG)

381 Persian Perversions

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (MLJ+L)

382
Quantum what? Is that like the blue thingie with the gray handle?
=====

Must be . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (MIKMs)

383 The really twisted ones are the "fake Hillary" ones.

Those aren't fake, mate.

Posted by: British Film Actors Guild at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (UFLLM)

384 Broken rockets and pron, this is a metaphor for Iran

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (M+Lyo)

385 Being rocked has a double meaning over there

"Girl, I am about to rock your world! No, seriously, get in that pit and we'll fill it to your waist..."
--Mullah Muhammad Abdul Bin Muhammod al'Muhammid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

386 Sad to hear Hugh Grant is a virtue signalling little twat.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)

Why would anyone listen to a guy who likes to get a BN from a street walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in the head.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (BoJzR)

387 "Beto flashes the "white power" sign while eating a penis. "

leave some for the rest of - I mean, for Miss Manners!

Posted by: Rich 'So Hetero I Married At 40' Lowry at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (NHx/I)

388 What Iran needs is a few more pallets of cash.
Posted by: Alexa Occasional Coitus at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe they built their rocket from the pallet boards from the last shipment. That would account for the lack of debris.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (a72/q)

389 So...... Whats up with Prince Andrew all the sudden booking a visit to the Islamic Republic of Iran?

Posted by: Doggfish at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (lMn1U)
............

It's the new Pedo Island. Pedo Desert.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

390 The difference in treatment between full-time "blue badges" and contractor "green badges" was disgusting.

What's the point of being part of the elite, if you don't have serfs to lord it over?

Posted by: Left-Wing Google Employee at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (I2/tG)

391 360
Might not be much left you could recognize.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)



That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar





Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.

Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.



All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Jk+3L)
I'm going to guess it started to lift, tumbled to the 2:00 position, some of the backwash went to 11:00 and fried the area there and the missile itself fell over and burned/blew up on the ground between the gantry and the damaged vehicle at 2:00

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (37IEG)

392 BJ = BN

Not auto correct for once. Fat finger to blame.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)

393 BTW, Mark is an awesome dude.

Just needs to be said from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (iikV8)

394
Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.
Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.

All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.
Posted by: rickb223


It dematerialized. They've developed inter-dimensional travel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)

395 Why would anyone listen to a guy who likes to get a BN from a street
walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in
the head.


I'll say. I'd have to be surgically removed from her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (HaL55)

396 Why would anyone listen to a guy who likes to get a BN from a street walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in the head.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


She's delectable.

Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (tH5fk)

397 BJ = BN

Not auto correct for once. Fat finger to blame.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)

Well it was a tranny. so maybe "butt noogies" are a thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (a72/q)

398 Ah, two of my favorite things:

Making fun of progressives and The Lord of the Rings:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z6pjl9

Biden Claims He Was There 3,000 Years Ago When Isildur Took The Ring And The Strength Of Men Failed

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (iikV8)

399 @365 I recently listened to an audio book about the porn industry. Apparently custom videos are a thing.

The weirdest one was a guy who paid to have a video made of naked women setting fire to his stamp collection.

----------------------
Reminds me of a (non-titillating) piece I read for one my college courses that had a woman talking about her experiences as a prostitute. Some of the johns who hired her were just plain weird. As an example, she mentioned one john who apparently got his kicks from laying in a coffin and then suddenly sitting up to surprise whichever hooker he'd hired for the night.

Posted by: junior at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (4D9yk)

400 The difference in treatment between full-time "blue badges" and contractor "green badges" was disgusting.

Next up, we're going to have separate entrances for the contractors, as well as separate lunchrooms.

Wouldn't want to be contaminated by them, after all.

Our high-caste Indian employees are providing guidance on how to do this.

Posted by: Left-Wing Google Employee at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

401 I'm going to guess it started to lift, tumbled to the 2:00 position, some of the backwash went to 11:00 and fried the area there and the missile itself fell over and burned/blew up on the ground between the gantry and the damaged vehicle at 2:00
Posted by: DamnedYankee


I can see that. But there's no debris left. If it blew up that big and vaporized the debris, the tower at 3:00 should be damaged, at least to some extent.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (Jk+3L)

402 It dematerialized. They've developed inter-dimensional travel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)

Cloaking device. But it only works after the ship has been destroyed. Limited usefulness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

403 Mohammed's MILF

apologies to whoever already posted this, if not, well it's like I don't know you guys anymore

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

404 393 BTW, Mark is an awesome dude.

Just needs to be said from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba


yes he is. And I have the privilege of shooting with him every Saturday morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (d7Ww2)

405 395 Why would anyone listen to a guy who likes to get a BN from a street walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in the head.

I'll say. I'd have to be surgically removed from her.


Look, none of us here know what it's like to live with an Elizabeth Hurley. Maybe some would like to find out, maybe some fraction of that group would run screaming in terror from that experience, but if you've lived with her for a month, please raise your hand or something.

Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (8erNz)

406 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (iikV8)

407 Nood. Walsh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

408 404 393 BTW, Mark is an awesome dude.

Just needs to be said from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba


yes he is. And I have the privilege of shooting with him every Saturday morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (d7Ww2)

=======

Thank him for humoring me and my pathetic little blog when you see him in the morning, would you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (iikV8)

409 will do, TJM

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

410 but if you've lived with her for a month, please raise your hand or something.

And send pics

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

411
I can see that. But there's no debris left. If
it blew up that big and vaporized the debris, the tower at 3:00 should
be damaged, at least to some extent.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (Jk+3L)
That's why I'm thinking we're not talking one big kaboom - I think it fell over and burned. Maybe broke up with some of it headed to 11:00 which would be the engine section and the rest layed there and burned. The damage to the pad looks more like heat/fire than explosion - and what the heck would they make it out of that could contain an explosion that could vaporize it but didn't do much damage to the launch vehicle or the gantry - the painted words on the pad to the south look pretty much pristine. I'm sure some shit blew up, but I think it was more fire - the mobile erector is pretty intact for an explosion.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

412 These upstanding in the Nude Iranian Pols had sex with non spousal totties,I bet the "fur" flew.

Nanny goats and their kids hardest non hit.

Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (5IHGB)

413 I've seen two porn movies...both fifty years ago when I was in my twenties. I was bored to death halfway through the second. (The first was "Behind the Green Door" and that held my interest.). Anyway, I'm wondering if they've gotten any better since then. Am I missing something?

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (WOQLs)

414 I was there when the rocket blew up. So many good men died. Sgt. York, Lt. Dan, Cpl. Klinger. But then the Iranians agreed to let us go after holding us hostage in the embassy for...a whole bunch of days. It was brutal, man. But a tough kid from Scrotum P.A. can take it! So vote for me, or don't vote for me! Who gives a shit anyways!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (MLJ+L)

415 And a propellent burner trailer that's in one piece? Fire/collapse/fire

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

416 I believes Damned Yankee ^^ aboot the MOBILE ERECTOR....

Get around get around those Iranian girls are halal...

Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (5IHGB)

417 It blowed up REAL GOOD

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (T9rmq)

418 Anyway, I'm wondering if they've gotten any better since then. Am I missing something?

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (WOQLs)
.........

Less pubic hair.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

419 I like that mockery is making a strong comeback. This is the best part of Trump

Posted by: Hamid at August 30, 2019 03:29 PM (+Ihuc)

420 Being rocked has a double meaning over there

"Girl, I am about to rock your world! No, seriously, get in that pit and we'll fill it to your waist..."
--Mullah Muhammad Abdul Bin Muhammod al'Muhammid

Great work except we fill it to her neck

Posted by: Hamid at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (+Ihuc)

421 you know, Shias are allowed temporary wives

Temporary Marriage (Mut'a): A Plea from A Muslim Sister
Search domain www.islamicweb.com/beliefs/cults/muta_story.htmwww.islamicweb.com/beliefs/cults/muta_story.htm
In Mut'a, the husband is not financially responsible for the wife. There are no set limits in this kind of marriage by the Shias. According Shia beliefs, no witnesses nor a permission of the guardian is needed (the Sunni father does not believe in Mut'a), and there is no limit on the number of Mut'a one can do.

Posted by: ploome at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (9bzf/)

422 Corrupt Iranian officials what is the world coming to? If you can't trust authoritarian jihadists who can you trust? Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (Z4X4e)

423 88 Shoulda read all the content.

So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

It's a death sentence. Unless the accused is a Democrat, and all Iranian politicians are Democrats.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (/Fmtj)

424 Yeah, no one wants to see the Bill Kristol/ Brian Stelter sex tapes.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at September 01, 2019 10:05 AM (hrHLc)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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