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Preferred Candidate of Alt-Right-Adjacent Bill Kristol Lies About Previous History of Promoting Giving Guns to Pre-Kindergarteners
Sasha Baron Cohen had a brief comedy show where he traveled through America, getting people to say stupid things.
One of his victims was, of course, Joe Walsh. Because he's a stupid grifter who will say anything that he thinks will please the marks in his con games. And he thinks conservatives want to arm kindergardeners. I remember seeing this at the time and wincing. Sasha Baron Cohen posed as someone from overseas -- Hungary or something -- promoting a program called "KinderGuardians," a solution to school shootings consisting of training kindergardeners to shoot to kill, and giving them guns with which to do so. He actually got this grifter to cut an advertisement endorsing this idea for America. He lied and claimed the hoax program wasn't about arming American kindergardeners. Well, Sasha Baron Cohen released more of the advertisement -- and yes, this grifter makes it clear that he's pushing to arm American kindergardeners."I endorse the Kinder Guardians program for all schools in America. When armed teachers, excuse me, when armed guards and armed teachers have, God forbid, been taken out, why should children be left with absolutely no means of defending themselves?"He said it. Was he being paid to say it? I would guess the answer is "Yes," but who knows, maybe he just goes around cutting ads for anyone who comes knocking. Video below. I'm really impressed by the appeal to integrity and sobriety that Cap' Bill is making with his latest grift.
Joe Walsh has launched his presidential campaign
— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) August 28, 2019
with a lie. He'll probably do very well. pic.twitter.com/o4TzJ1dKqQ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (IfVt4)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (mrrpb)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Joe Walsh! at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (I2/tG)
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Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
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"No question. I pledge my life and sacred honor on it. So much better than dummy Trump."
-Bill Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:10 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2019 03:10 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Bill "Cuck" Kristol! at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (tH5fk)
Joe Walsh is a modern day Morton Downey Jr. He thinks yelling at people means you are conservative.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)
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Has he even started campaigning?
I mean...there's Rick Perry just after back surgery flaming out, and then there's this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (DL4LL)
"spent the last year Never Trumper Way",
but I forget the rest. It was funny.
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: The Bulwark! at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ever at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (ZZDMQ)
Where was this guy when I was in kindergarten? I would have killed to carry around an uzi. That would have been cool.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (bDqIh)
So, he's promoting Joe Walsh... a racist deadbeat dad.
Ahoy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (DL4LL)
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I thought Bruno was funnier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (iikV8)
I mean...there's Rick Perry just after back surgery flaming out, and then there's this.
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This appears to be more David Frenchian.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
So, he's promoting Joe Walsh... a racist deadbeat dad.
Ahoy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (O7MnT)
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Again, I posit that Walsh is a false flag run by Trump in order to further discredit the likes of Bill Kristol and help frame Trump as a moderate centrist candidate for the general election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (DL4LL)
Ali G was great.
Borat was okay (the first half) but his impromptu PR campaign for it (when he got in a fight with the Uzbekh embassy) was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (EcqY2)
Yep, all kinds of precautions have to be followed to machine that stuff.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (HaL55)
Borat works a lot better as sketch comedy than as a full movie.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (wiXsO)
You can never be "woke" enough for these people.
I hope the fence sitters learn this buys them nothing being a conservative anti-Trump voice, but grifters always think it will never happen to them.
Posted by: Blago at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (zuvmW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
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"It's okay, Joe. Here's an application to McDonald's."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
"In a month, a First Grader can become a First Grenader".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (wiXsO)
He's got the aging Eagles fan vote locked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)
"Look, it was a choice between this and not getting my paycheck from a leftist billionaire, I had to go for it"
--Cap'n Kristol
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: lucas hood at August 30, 2019 03:16 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:16 PM (6r7Ke)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: lucas hood at August 30, 2019 03:16 PM (QwmrN)
WHAT A MORON!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I'm right there with you.
But his douchery almost always has the same target. Conservatives.
Posted by: Blago at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (zuvmW)
These problems with Walsh aren't exactly secrets, nor were they under the radar at the time. I get that Kristol hates Trump, and needs to find someone---ANYONE---to challenge him, but Walsh???!?!?!
That's like finding yourself in the USSR and trying to topple Stalin with Beria while claiming Beria was the model of chastity and sobriety.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)
Speaking of guns. Student suspended for Snapchat of him at the range with his mother. Cops came to his house determined "no threat" but the school says the mother has to appear in front of 7 staff members to defend her son. it started with the Safe 2 Tell program.
yeah lets have those Red Flag laws. That'll work.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (HALdu)
That's like finding yourself in the USSR and trying to topple Stalin with Beria while claiming Beria was the model of chastity and sobriety.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (w+Z9D)
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I'm suddenly very ashamed of my lack of knowledge of the internal politics of the USSR.
I've never felt that before.
Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (Yf6eY)
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The idiot or the idiot who follows?
That would be Walsh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (iikV8)
Glad to see others share my distaste for this douche!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (oqV6o)
The fake Kazakstan national anthem (written by Cohen's brother) was hilarious, particularly when they played it during the medal ceremonies for some Persian Gulf State's athletic competition.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (I2/tG)
Blasphemy! Let us promote the use of firearms made right HERE in the fucking United States of America!
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (IWZO4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (HALdu)
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ahem
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV8)
i wonder what they are going to do for a fan base going forward?
https://blog.k-var.com/op-ed/nascar-rejects-
gun-ads-gradual-shift-guns/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (6E6gM)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Like a bag of dicks, only assholes.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (Yf6eY)
........
Well, Kristol has really let himself go. Too much donuts and semen, but mostly semen.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV
beat me to it. I have the perfect name.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Zv1X1)
There's no way in a zillion years that he, alone, out of all the citizens of America, thinks that Walsh has any chance whatsoever of winning the GOP nomination and then winning a general election. Walsh has, at maximum, ZERO chance of achieving either of those things. Kristol simply MUST know this. Literally all other human beings know this.
That being so, what is his goal in promoting this pretend candidacy?
Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)
i wonder what they are going to do for a fan base going forward?
https://blog.k-var.com/op-ed/nascar-rejects-
gun-ads-gradual-shift-guns/
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (6E6gM)
The 'gradual shift' was in the assholes running NASCAR. They now hate their own fans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV
beat me to it. I have the perfect name.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Zv1X1)
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I believe in Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (iikV8)
I had a plan, a good plan!
My plan was several buckets of wrenches in each class.
They children would be taught to throw the wrenches at the attackers.
They'd be trained to line up in three ranks, the first rank would throw their wrenches, then fall out to either side and reform to the rear with more wrenches.
As the 2nd rank moved forward they would throw their wrenches and so on in rotation.
This would give them the option of either advancing or withdrawing without letting up their rate of wrench throwing.
Posted by: Political Joe Walsh at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (w+Z9D)
Live from Daryl's House episode was pretty good...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (6qErC)
There's no way in a zillion years that he, alone, out of all the citizens of America, thinks that Walsh has any chance whatsoever of winning the GOP nomination and then winning a general election. Walsh has, at maximum, ZERO chance of achieving either of those things. Kristol simply MUST know this. Literally all other human beings know this.
That being so, what is his goal in promoting this pretend candidacy?
Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)
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"Cause chaos for Republicans."
-Pierre
"No one listens to me anymore."
-Kristol
"I'm tearing up this check."
-Pierre
"I've got it! Joe Walsh!"
-Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:22 PM (iikV8)
The 'gradual shift' was in the assholes running NASCAR. They now hate their own fans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (xJa6I)
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*taking notes*
"Tell us more."
-CEOs of America
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:22 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM
At a guess? "FU Trump!" signalling and nothing more complicated.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2019 03:22 PM (Q7bO0)
On the hurricane that hasn't even hit yet.
What a bunch of disingenuous assholes.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (6r7Ke)
Posted by: raimondo at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (xNT3Q)
A lot of them, too many in fact, are landing in Philly.
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)
I've never felt that before.
Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (iikV
All you have to do is watch "The Inner Circle" with the Amadeus guy in the lead role and Bob Hoskins as Beria; you'll be immediately up to speed. Bonus: peak Lolita Davidovich.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (y7DUB)
TJM, Beria likely molested Stalin's daughter. He was a massive creep and pervert. And murderer.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (w+Z9D)
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So, you're saying to not invite him to Junior's 6th birthday party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
That takes some serious mangerines to even consider
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (ufFY8)
First I seize attractive women on the streets of Moscow, then I rape them, then I kill them, and then I bury them under my house.
What's not to like?
Posted by: Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (I2/tG)
NYC leads the population exodus of large Blue cities with 272 people
leaving everyday. The downside is they are going to fuck up where ever
they come to rest. The upside is De Blasio is mayor.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 03:21 PM (2LelM)
Oh this 1000x. Phoneticians just voted to approve an extension of our useless boondoggle after a compaign to stop it because of the destruction of small businesses, crime it brings, cost and a riding home to vagrants.
Canary in the coal mine?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (Zv1X1)
He did sell me on the mortar training.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (DJFLF)
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NOOOOOOO. Do not even pretend that stinkin' cauliflower is anywhere near potatoes on the culinary scale because no matter how you try to hide it, Satan's warts are still Satan's warts.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (aXucN)
Douchebag Democrats are going after Trump
On the hurricane that hasn't even hit yet.
What a bunch of disingenuous assholes.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:23 PM (6r7Ke)
What! It's a CAT 15! It's going to tear Florida off and drag it around like a rag doll! Millions, no, billions will die! This wouldn't have happened if we'd stayed in the Paris Climate agreement!
This is Trumps' fault! And he should own it even if it never happens!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: raimondo at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (xNT3Q)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (37IEG)
Philadelphia : Already Fucked, Just Add Water!
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (Zd2mR)
"He says you killed somebody called Moe Zart"
--Jack Slater
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yo! at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (ufFY8)
Nice place, nice location, so long as you don't mind the skeletons.
Posted by: Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Brokeback Bill at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (KP5rU)
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Philly could use some help. Not sure NYers represent help. Philly looks like it is picking up 6% annual gain in population. Roughly 20 new people per day.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (2LelM)
Calling Trump xenophobic and living that he stole money from FEMA.
They have absolutely no shame at all these people.
Trump stayed here to make sure Florida gets what they need. I'm sure he's gonna above it up the Democrats ass so far they can taste it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (6r7Ke)
Apparently a lot of people:
https://twitter.com/CarrollQuigley1/status/
1102411696637919232
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)
Potato, potahto, either one is better than cauliflower!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (sjdRT)
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We are no longer related.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: lucas hood at August 30, 2019 03:16 PM (QwmrN)
His radio show was mostly him yelling. Again, he's a Morton Downey Jr
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (hjWzb)
Oy.
It's hilarious.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (aXucN)
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)
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Didja see that Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson had a heart-to-heart about child molesting and MJ cried?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)
I would totally vote for CBD or Masturbating Pete for president just to see the MSM stuffed shirts have to address him by name at press conferences.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (p2VC/)
Posted by: Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (I2/tG)
Or the things that go bump in the night...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (oqV6o)
Looks like our pet troll is now a weatherdouche.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2019 03:26 PM (ufFY
He thinks he has something. Because there was never a hurricane in Florida before Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: kallisto at A
L O L, the guy that moves from ny to philly is getting the short end of the stick
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)
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Did you not see my comment at 101? What else was I supposed to do?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (aXucN)
most of the spouses and significant others of commenters would leave them if they knew what they were commenting here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)
Get a well paying gig on the networks or CNN, MSNBC as a pretend conservative since his radio show was circling the drain. He's too dumb to know that once his waste of time run is done they will want nothing to do with him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (hjWzb)
Calling Trump xenophobic and living that he stole money from FEMA.
They have absolutely no shame at all these people.
Trump stayed here to make sure Florida gets what they need. I'm sure he's gonna above it up the Democrats ass so far they can taste it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:27 PM (6r7Ke)
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Over 1.5% of FEMA's $18.6 Billion budget. I'm not even sure that amount is correct because it came from the Dem's and the MSM!
Just crazy.
Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:30 PM (aXucN)
Actually, I didn't see it until after I posted. Satan's Warts??? Lol
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (sjdRT)
So, he's promoting Joe Walsh... a racist deadbeat dad.
Ahoy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (O7MnT)
Last I checked nobody has formulated a cohesive psychological theory to explain the thought processes of the NT crowd.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru)
Sorry, Court of the Red Tsar.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (w+Z9D)
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I just finished War and Peace, and I now want to know so much more of pre-Revolutionary Russia. It piqued my interest pretty hard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (wclo2)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 30, 2019 03:28 PM (p2VC/)
Q: Masturbating Pete, what is your plan to help the middle class?
A: Boobehs.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
I'll write in someone from the Horde before I'll vote for a future McCain or Rombley. The days of supporting a squish are permanently over.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (y7DUB)
So, he's promoting Joe Walsh... a racist deadbeat dad.
Ahoy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (O7MnT)
Last I checked nobody has formulated a cohesive psychological theory to explain the thought processes of the NT crowd.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru)
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*coughs*
Money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (sjdRT)
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I figured you made your comment just to be contrary, as brothers do.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (aXucN)
We've tracked hurricanes hitting the continental United States since the 1850's. There has been no increase in the frequency or intensity of hurricanes over that time period.
Granted, there was less damage when coastal Florida was just sand dunes...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru)
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
Posted by: Ana Navarro at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (sjdRT)
I will never look at cauliflower the same way again.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (ufFY8)
When Stalin found out that his daughter was at Beria's place, he called her and told her to leave. Not "called Beria to warn him in no uncertain terms." That is how much Stalin himself feared Beria. Dude actually survived Stalin and served as part of the ruling troika after his death.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Canary in the coal mine?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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I live outside Phoenix, but I feel like that city is gone for good. Unions took it over. They play every trick in the book, like not having elections when the state does in order to have low turnout where it's just union goons.
It terms of demographics, its not that liberal of a city, but the people running it might as well be Los Angeles.
Posted by: Blago at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (zuvmW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru)
oooh I have one!!! In technical and psychological terms, it comes down to....
IHATEHIM IHATEHIM IHATEHIM OOOOH HOW I HATEHIM!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:33 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:32 PM (aXucN)
In this particular instance, I am completely innocent. I actually printed out the recipe and put it in my car already so I don't forget it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (DrqHq)
Hey you might think well hey that's really funny to dress up as Rambo. But this was two Rambos. And these were kindergartners. And it's not funny. That's NOT FUNNY! Don't laugh. They were yelling about killing "the commies". Well killing people isn't funny in my book there, partner. I've seen real war. You might think war is funny. Real funny. Well why don't you ask all those people last week that were killed in that uhhhh... that shooting over there in ummmmm... uhhh..... well let's just call it "Jerrytown USA".
Over in Jerrytown USA all those poor people. And these Republicans want to have kindergartners armed and talking about killing commies? Like it's funny? One of them was talking about killing Stalin. Right there with me and Jerry over there in Jerrytown USA. This is a true story.
Well it's not funny to talk about killing Stalin. Do you know why it's not funny to talk about killing Stalin? Because he died. HE DIED!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (uEbPt)
Walsh on his radio show used to obsessively go after Limbaugh and Hannity because they just people what they wanted to hear and they don't tell them the truth like he was. He would rant on and on about his ratings would be better if he were a Trump cheerleader like they were but he had to tell the truth. What the dumb fuck didn't understand is if his audience as he claimed was 80-90% Trump supporters, bashing Trump every minute is going to kill your ratings. I'm so glad he's off the air. The meathead they replaced him with on the Chicago station is slightly better but a one note song
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
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It's not too late to rip it out. Mom said you should.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
A chick in every pot!
-- Cannibal Bob 2020
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:34 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Away from their base and towards what?
Irrelevancy? Bankruptcy?
What next, they going to tell Gillette "Hold My Zima, Watch This"?
Or is the future going to be EV racing, where drivers whip around the track for 40 miles then spend three hours charging before re-entering the track for more excitement (until the first wreck and the EPA shuts the whole thing down because of the toxic materials)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Little Joey Walsh at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (0E35O)
Everyone knows they're better off manning the crew-served weapons.
Posted by: Mia Khalifa at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (6qErC)
I just finished War and Peace, and I now want to know so much more of pre-Revolutionary Russia. It piqued my interest pretty hard.
Posted by : TJM
Try some Dostoyevsky novels then. Better writing, almost as many characters. The Idiot would be a great place to start.
My impression was that they were all trying to be French aristocrats then, but were hopelessly Russian to the bone.
Stalin's time was one of great uncertainty and power fluctuations until the War. It is really fascinating.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (w+Z9D)
My english is a little rusty, but maybe someone at NBC can explain to me why they need to put the adjective flying in front of the word projectile.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
I just finished War and Peace, and I now want to know so much more of pre-Revolutionary Russia. It piqued my interest pretty hard.
Posted by : TJM
Try some Dostoyevsky novels then. Better writing, almost as many characters. The Idiot would be a great place to start.
My impression was that they were all trying to be French aristocrats then, but were hopelessly Russian to the bone.
Stalin's time was one of great uncertainty and power fluctuations until the War. It is really fascinating.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (w+Z9D)
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I've read Crimes and Karamozov.
I have The Idiot on my shelf and have been eyeing it pretty hard recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV8)
I know we need a better newer evil comparison.
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
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And of course, he'd get blasted if he went because he wasn't taking care of Americans suffering from Dorian.
Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cap't Billy Kristol at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (oqV6o)
Up. Rip it up. Shred it. Get that thing out of your car before something bad happens.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (aXucN)
I promise not to send you pics.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)
Marshal Zhukov personally arrested Beria at a Presidium meeting with a group of hand-picked Red Army officers, and was kept in Red Army custody.
Two Red Army divisions were brought into Moscow to keep the secret police from trying to snatch Beria back.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: aelfheld at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Archer at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (sjdRT)
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Thank you. It would probably break your camera anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (aXucN)
Posted by : TJM
Try Mikhail Lermontov's "A Hero of Our Time."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (aXucN)
Mom is mad that you disowned me, BTW.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: abbynormal at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
The problem for Joe is that all of his old "Obama is a Muslim!" stuff makes the left hate him even more than the right, and he might try to apologize, but they'll never buy it.
He better Learn to Code - he's never going to be employed as a public figure again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)
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Dumb summabitch can't win for losing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Mouru)
In my country, 500 pages of fiction is considered a short story!
Posted by: A Russian Novelist! at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (I2/tG)
My favorite was C&P.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Mouru)
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You poor dear thing. Like that's going to stop anybody.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by : TJM
It was a shithole run by a lunatic dictator. Just like post-Revolutionary Russia.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (EcqY2)
(sigh)
Epstein Arkancided, Trump destroyed the Earth's Lungs, Trump is causing an unprecedented hurricane in the Atlantic, Someone did Something in Iran (probably Trump), and... (here comes another squirrel)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: raimondo at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (xNT3Q)
You poor dear thing. Like that's going to stop anybody.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (aXucN)
Someone had to make a stand. It was glorious wasn't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)
In my country, 500 pages of fiction is considered a short story!
Posted by: A Russian Novelist! at August 30, 2019
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In Soviet Russia, novel reads you!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Mouru)
.........
That's not gonna stop us.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Communist Party of the Soviet Union at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)
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Custer couldn't have done it better.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (Mouru)
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Dumb summabitch can't win for losing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (+y/Ru)
The NYT was just pissed because they already had written an article blasting Trump for visiting Poland while Hurricane Dorian threatened, and now they have to tear it up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
Doesn't mean he isn't a douche, just saying it's obvious to me this is a spoof.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (14X8t)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (19g6/)
Custer couldn't have done it better.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (aXucN)
Well, really, he could of.
The glory though! I was thinking something more on the lines of futile but glorious, like the Charge of the Light Brigade!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG)
Better writing than Tolstoy? I know that's a subjective statement and we know both only by translation but I think you'd have a hard time finding Russian literature experts who would agree with that, particularly because Fyodor wrote a lot of things in a hurry to pay off gambling debts. Going from one section of The Idiot to another feels like you're reading a different book.
He still wrote great books but NFW was he better than Tolstoy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2),
Thanks for the support!
Check back often!
Posted by: NYT Execs at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019
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Get over it.
Posted by: Joe Walsh (but which one?) at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
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I mean I couldn't just let that sit there, and I didn't know if you were around.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (aXucN)
I mean, who saw that comin?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (6r7Ke)
Will have to find some other hobby. Your treacherous Anti-American government has initiated a Make India Great campaign by promising to import six million H1Bs to do the Coding Americans Won't Do.
(plus their spouses, and the dozen anchor children, then both sets of geriatric parents, then the rest of the extended family, then the village until sixty million have resettled in the former united States)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (lD3vL)
Better writing than Tolstoy? I know that's a subjective statement and we know both only by translation but I think you'd have a hard time finding Russian literature experts who would agree with that, particularly because Fyodor wrote a lot of things in a hurry to pay off gambling debts. Going from one section of The Idiot to another feels like you're reading a different book.
He still wrote great books but NFW was he better than Tolstoy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (y7DUB)
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (K3B2k)
Walsh on his radio show used to obsessively go after Limbaugh and Hannity because they just people what they wanted to hear and they don't tell them the truth like he was.
The Michael Savage method.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (aKsyK)
very, very good political satire.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (tFWWx)
Did I mention I was a dashing young Russian cavalry officer?
Posted by: Joey B., Off His Meds! at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe Walsh (but which one?) at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)
In my country, 500 pages of fiction is considered a short story!
Posted by: A Russian Novelist! at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (I2/tG)
It IS a short story, once you skip the first 300 pages of Russian genealogy. Surprisingly enough, all Russians are related to other Russians, but for some reason Russian novelists seem compelled to trace the genealogy of everybody in the phone book before starting their narrative.
Perhaps they were being paid by the word?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (GgtsI)
Hold my beer...
Posted by: The Communist Party of the Soviet Union at August 30, 2019 03:41 PM (I2/tG)
Eh.
Hold my latte.
Posted by: 2020 Dems at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (MAstk)
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That gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Yezhov was an even more vile piece of work, if you can believe it. His life story should be made as a horror movie.
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG)
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True. We could change Cicero's nic to Cardigan. But that makes him sound like a sweater.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (aXucN)
It's almost as if they have no respect for the kuffar and their laws!?
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (Zd2mR)
It would be a darn shame if a Mark 48 torpedo broke the tankers back in harbor.
Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (aKsyK)
This reminds me of Evan McMullin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)
But without the gravitas, humor, likeability and intelligence....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (veoSD)
It IS a short story, once you skip the first 300 pages of Russian genealogy. Surprisingly enough, all Russians are related to other Russians, but for some reason Russian novelists seem compelled to trace the genealogy of everybody in the phone book before starting their narrative.
Perhaps they were being paid by the word?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (GgtsI)
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I was shocked at the nature of War and Peace. Once you get past the first 100 pages which is almost all sitting room stuff introducing characters, it's all battles, high emotion, duels, more battles, estrangements, executions, and death marches.
It was surprisingly pulpy in a very high minded Russian way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (iikV8)
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That gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019
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Especially when standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (uEbPt)
Why? They can still run it, what difference does it make if Trump isn't in Poland? Do you
Why waste a perfectly good libelous hit piece ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (lD3vL)
Did I mention I was a dashing young Russian cavalry officer?
Posted by: Joey B., Off His Meds! at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (I2/tG)
Is there another kind?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (37IEG)
This reminds me of Evan McMullin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)
But without the gravitas, humor, likeability and intelligence....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (veoSD)
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*considers for a moment*
Wait a second...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Chris M at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (Yf6eY)
Ummmmmmm...Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (K3B2k)
There is an excellent Russian TV miniseries of "Life and Fate", available on Amazon Prime with English subtitles.
Plot summary:
People heroically defend Stalingrad. The ones that don't die in the battle are f*cked by the Soviet government after the battle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (I2/tG)
It was surprisingly pulpy in a very high minded Russian way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Fifth President of The The United States
W&P is one of my favorite books.
I especially like the scene where Nikoli is laying in the field after being shot in the leg, musing, "how can this happen to me? Me, who my mother loved!"
I lol'ed
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Hmm, does this mean Sacha Baron Cohen is on our side?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:42 PM (hjWzb)
Williamson/raimondo 2020.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (GgtsI)
Did I mention I was a dashing young Russian cavalry officer?
Posted by: Joey B., Off His Meds! at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (I2/tG)
Is there another kind?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019
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There's the kind like Shaw's Bluntschli, who keeps chocolate in his cartridge belt. Was he Russian?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (ClOmq)
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There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
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That gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.
....
Damn, I wanted to make an Eagles pun.
From looking through the comments, it looks like the good ones are Already Gone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (14X8t)
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Dumb summabitch can't win for losing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (+y/Ru)
If Trump had gone to Poland, they would have run an article in the exact same column blasting him for going overseas and not going to Florida.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (786Ro)
From looking through the comments, it looks like the good ones are Already Gone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (14X8t)
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Take it easy.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (aXucN)
very, very good political satire.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)
That's probably my favorite of his, among many. The libs never bring it up because they take maximum pipe.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (y7DUB)
Another check box on "Is your nation a failed State?" is:
Do other nations ignore you or openly disrespect your leadership.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (lD3vL)
Hmm, does this mean Sacha Baron Cohen is on our side?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019
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If so, I hope he brings Isla with him to Trump rallies!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (ClOmq)
I lol'ed
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah. There's nothing more hilarious than being shot in the leg.
Posted by: Bambi's Mom at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (Mouru)
Tolstoy's primary teaching is to keep your daughters away from dashing young cavalry officers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM (BoJzR)
From looking through the comments, it looks like the good ones are Already Gone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (14X8t)
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Take it easy.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019
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Check with The New Kid in Town. Maybe he has some ideas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)
Hmm, does this mean Sacha Baron Cohen is on our side?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Oh... no. I just looked at his Twitter timeline.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM (13CQC)
Someone's gonna have to eat lunch all by herself, 'cause that horde train's 'already gone'
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
David French has a similar teaching theme
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: IC
39 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (Jk+3L)
Bah, Gogol is best.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)
The Russian general in the Roger Moore Bond movies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (hjWzb)
From looking through the comments, it looks like the good ones are Already Gone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019
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Guess you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2019 03:51 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:50 PM
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What's the point?
You guys have already taken it to the limit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (14X8t)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (lD3vL)
If so, I hope he brings Isla with him to Trump rallies!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (ClOmq)
She Wolf of the SS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (hjWzb)
Someone's gonna have to eat lunch all by herself, 'cause that horde train's 'already gone'
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019
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Did we get tired, or did we just get lazy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (ClOmq)
Bah, Gogol is best.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Gogol Bordello?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Bambi's Mom at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (Mouru)
It is if your watching the ATF (?) agent in the class room of kids demonstrating gun safety.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 30, 2019 03:18 PM (HmZuC)
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Sounds like heaven. . . .
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (JNTt1)
Not a chance - we plan to take it to the limit!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (RuIsu)
Hmm, does this mean Sacha Baron Cohen is on our side?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (13CQC)
Can we trade him for a 2nd round draft pick?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (IfVt4)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at August 30, 2019 03:46 PM (tFWWx)
That is what should happen, without another word being said about it.
We've let iran get away with far too much since they first overran the embassy, for which Tehran should have been totally destroyed. Totally.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:49 PM (ClOmq)
She Wolf of the SS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
And Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Monty James at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Dancin' FBI Agent at August 30, 2019 03:54 PM (Zd2mR)
Posted by: imp at August 30, 2019 03:45 PM (w+Z9D)
He really was.
Of course, Yagoda and Beria were no day at the beach either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2019 03:54 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)
Seeing them in concert is very entertaining.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 03:54 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:54 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:52 PM
One more time?
Posted by: The Eagles at August 30, 2019 03:54 PM (qJoMy)
*Not the show's real name, but something close
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)
Picacho Peak!
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (Zd2mR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
Not a chance - we plan to take it to the limit!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019
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You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash? But you might feel better if I gave you some cash?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (ClOmq)
https://gab.com/TheBabylonBee_bot
Posted by: Monty James at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (Zqz9o)
At this age it's "don't touch, run away, tell an adult."
It's fascinating that the left is against that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (kRCmK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
If you're not familiar kayfabe is the wrestling term for being in character. So it's Terry Bollea being Hulk Hogan, and Richard Flear being Ric Flair. So Bill Kristol has just been doing a gimmick of a conservative but doesn't really believe it.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (OSvjG)
That's his shtick. No thanks.
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Chris M at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (eAZVt)
Let us hope.
Imagine how disappointed the Democrats will be - they are all ready to Katrina Trump.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (I2/tG)
--
My friend, you're well on your way to a good country song.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (kRCmK)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (6qErC)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ob6zu9
(Don't know if the tweets will still be there once I hit post)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (kRCmK)
omg hilarious. If you're on Twitter, go look at @jack's account right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (13CQC)
>>There's nothing more hilarious than being shot in the leg.
You should try both legs some time.
Posted by: Lt Dan at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)
....
Jeez. Clearly he's had his fill of Eagles puns.
I just got here, but it makes me wonder How Long has this been going on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 03:57 PM (14X8t)
Ah, beat me to it, Tami.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:57 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:57 PM (lD3vL)
That's his shtick. No thanks.
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)
And he'll focus on the one single super stereotype he can find and pretend that they were all like that and never dare show the fifty people he tried first that recognized him as being full of it and told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 03:58 PM (OSvjG)
Friday lunch before a long weekend - the perfect time to strike.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:58 PM (I2/tG)
....
Jeez. Clearly he's had his fill of Eagles puns.
I just got here, but it makes me wonder How Long has this been going on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019
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Yeah, it sounds so familiar . . . hopeless romantics, here we go again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (NHx/I)
Except Trump will preemptively dump twenty or thirty billion borrowed dollars into the area.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (lD3vL)
Not a chance - we plan to take it to the limit!
______________
And if we say we won't, we can't hide our lyin' eyes.
Posted by: Barky Obama at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (k4dH2)
And he'll focus on the one single super stereotype he can find and pretend that they were all like that and never dare show the fifty people he tried first that recognized him as being full of it and told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019
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That was probably his method of getting Isla to go out with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (ClOmq)
WP is about the Russian landed gentry - which is not much different from the romanticized version of the English landed gentry. There's something about stories revolving around landed gentry that repels and annoys me.
Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (NHx/I)
Yeah, it sounds so familiar . . . hopeless romantics, here we go again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (ClOmq)
Hey, Teh Horde loves to live Life in the Fast Lane
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)
........
Oh no, you can't do that once you started wearing those shoes.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Huh. I'd exchange getting shot in the leg for a mother who'd loved me.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (rFkTI)
Whuuuuuuuut?
Oh, and clearly, Kristol is a grifter of a sort too. Explains the affinity to SuperConservative Walsh.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (786Ro)
Ah, beat me to it, Tami.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:57 PM (13CQC)
I can't believe it's still going on! One helluva hacker!
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 04:00 PM (rFkTI)
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It seems to me that there's a mother who loves you, right here at the HQ, perhaps even right here in this very thread.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 03:58 PM (OSvjG)
This was glorious:
WATCH: Sacha Baron Cohen Flees After Being Called Out by Gun Store Owner
https://tinyurl.com/y4yybql5
Posted by: Monty James at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (Zqz9o)
Not a chance - we plan to take it to the limit!
______________
And if we say we won't, we can't hide our lyin' eyes.
Posted by: Barky Obama at August 30, 2019
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Hey, guys, I'm searching for the daughter of the devil himself. Somebody told me she was dressed in white. Anybody seen her?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (ClOmq)
Hmm, does this mean Sacha Baron Cohen is on our side?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:48 PM (13CQC)
The enemy of our enemy is our enemy's enemy, nothing more or less.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (lD3vL)
If Sacha Baron Cohen went to a Trump rally, he'd be disguised in a maga
hat and asking ludicrous but deviously sincere-sounding questions of
Trump supporters just to make them look foolish.
That's his shtick. No thanks.
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)
Yep...then he would throw you 1,000,000 feet of footage where he gets called out on his crap and use the 100 ft of the two guys he finds are big racist dopes to brand all MAGA as racists, and two weeks later the "bigots" turn out to be FBI undercover-agents.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 30, 2019 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah, it sounds so familiar . . . hopeless romantics, here we go again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (ClOmq)
Hey, Teh Horde loves to live Life in the Fast Lane
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2019
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At Ace's site you can check out, but you can never leave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq)
Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks
'cause the horde don't want no freaks!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)
.....
One of these nights, ace will put and end to the puns.
You'll find out in the long run.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2019 04:03 PM (14X8t)
VOTE FOR ME I"M LAME.
Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 04:03 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 30, 2019 04:03 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 04:01 PM (aXucN)
That's sweet, but you know what I meant.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 04:04 PM (rFkTI)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2019 04:04 PM (JNTt1)
You'll find out in the long run.
Nah, you have a Frail Grasp on the Big Picture.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 04:05 PM (lD3vL)
Imagine how disappointed the Democrats will be - they are all ready to Katrina Trump.
Except Trump will preemptively dump twenty or thirty billion borrowed dollars into the area.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 03:59 PM (lD3vL)
Well we certainly can't blow up the hurricaine with that crappy Iranian space rocket.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 30, 2019 04:05 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 04:04 PM (rFkTI)
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I do, but that is behind you, and the other, nicer thing is ahead. Concentrate on what is beautiful.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (OSvjG)
Picacho Peak!
*****
I can see it from where I'm sitting.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (IfVt4)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (OSvjG)
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You're not really selling it, buzzion.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 04:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:08 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 03:55 PM (OSvjG)
He had me fooled for a long time. I kept waiting for the "just kidding" that never came. I guess it's all a grift to him and "principles" are negotiable.
Oh well, glad the mask is off.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 30, 2019 04:08 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 04:08 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Constantine XI at August 30, 2019 04:09 PM (yiAMj)
I hereby declare that every possible joke confusing Joe Walsh the Eagle and Joe Walsh the Douchebag that can be made, has been made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2019 03:39 PM (Mouru)
..........
Well, that was like telling the kids not to go near the pool while you're at work.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2019 04:06 PM (OSvjG)
..........
Victim of love, I see a broken heart
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rcocean at August 30, 2019 04:32 PM (mX6ZJ)
Posted by: rcocean at August 30, 2019 04:34 PM (mX6ZJ)
I had one of those! Break open at the front to load a bb, .177, or a dart (4 included). I think it was a Crossman.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 30, 2019 04:34 PM (XuBZu)
But such an idea would necessarily lead to the conclusion that there are dozens -- even hundreds -- of clearly superior candidates to primary him in 2020. And surely, few would be in better position that Bill Kristol to recruit such a candidate.
So why is Joe Walsh the best Bill can come up with?
Furthermore, if Bill chooses to promote Joe Walsh -- a candidate who even I, with my skepticism and grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side-of-the-fence attitude, find far inferior to Trump, then I must, in fairness, modify my original hypothesis about Trump's unsuitability, and commit to climbing aboard the Trump Train.
Trump/Pence 2020!! WooHOO!
Posted by: Sweet Lou at August 30, 2019 04:58 PM (4DuI9)
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