The Morning Report - 8/22/19

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Good morning, kids. Thursday and the question is what do you call confirmed, raging anti-Semites that accuse someone, whose children happen to be Jewish, of being anti-Semitic? The answer is of course Democrats. The war of words between President Trump and two of that party's most prominent faces, Bro-Fo Omar and Rancida Taliban, which began by the former's unforgiveable sin of merely quoting the latters' own words and rap sheets, escalated with last week's failed attempt by the twin towers of taqqiya and terror to enter the sovereign territory of Israel to agitate for its destruction. Naturally, the Democrats reflexively had to defend these unreconstructed seventh-century pit vipers by attacking Netanyahu, and Trump.

And that's when Trump dropped a 10-megaton truth nuke by rightfully calling out American Jews who support the Democrat Party and Bro-Fo and Rancida as "disloyal." Yesterday's rant, which centered on a pull quote from Rabbi Aryeh Spero in which he described the President's words as "crude" started a bit of a debate in the comments, and no doubt will add fuel to the discussion. First off, as a Jew and as someone who has bemoaned the complete insanity of way too many of my co-religionists' politics, not only do I agree with the President's rebuke, it was a very long time in coming. Once again, by him daring to utter that which must never be uttered in public - i.e. the unvarnished truth - he shines a very bright light not on him but on the lies, hypocrisy and abject failure of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex.

Now that said, the imbroglio we find ourselves in centers around the word "disloyal." It was perhaps the wrong word to use but I completely understand what he was getting at, as evidenced by the above paragraph. Actually, I think most people did as well, except of course for his enemies. The disloyal meme is a classic anti-Semitic trope that smears Jews for allegedly having secret anti-American allegiances to the war-mongering child-defiling, weather-controlling, economy-tampering, Christ-killing Elders of Zion in the Fortress of Solitude somewhere on 13th Avenue in Borough Park, Brooklyn. [giant sarc tag].

But in using that word, the President has forced the party of slavery, Jim Crow, infanticide in the service of eugenics, actual concentration camps and totalitarian tyranny that stood by the four shambling sacks of bile, estrogen and ignorance collectively known as "The Squad" as they intentionally smeared all of America's Jews as "disloyal" to now have to disavow that word - all because the President used it. Heh.

For the umpteenth time, people bristle at Trump for seemingly shooting at the hip and being "crude." He's not. He's being truthful. And to that I say, more please.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:51 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons, what an ugly screaming scrunt.

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2019 07:52 AM (mpXpK)

2 Good morning, J.J. and Horde!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 07:52 AM (jh17W)

3 Good morning JJ and Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 07:53 AM (sMMcg)

4 Best of Thursdays to you, Horde!

Posted by: IanDeal at August 22, 2019 07:53 AM (vgGyZ)

5 That picture above reminds me that constipation can be treated.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 07:54 AM (0yxK0)

6 Ya know, those Joos are kinda like Climate Change.

Doesn't matter which way things go, Joos are the fault of it.

/jk

Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2019 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

7 There is little assistance available for family members struggling with a mentally ill member.

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 07:55 AM (0xzfx)

8 The Chosen One.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 07:55 AM (sm6Pk)

9 Codgers having sex in public? No fool like an old fool.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

10 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2019 07:55 AM (XNDy+)

11 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'LO at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (oVl+i)

12 Question to Cummings: Where did the Billions in Missing Federal Money Go?

As with all federal aid to cities it went in somebody's pockets. Almost always a Democrat slumlord and crime boss.

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

13 Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)

14 Well good workers should be exposed to their righteous voting patterns consequences

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (aVrQN)

15 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Every Morning Report is better than the day before. Thanxs JJ.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (yhYmR)

16 The Hamas pubic crab louse still hasn't explained what she did with $248,000 given to her by George Soros.

Posted by: Figaro at August 22, 2019 07:57 AM (27b43)

17 If anything, the 1619 project should establish that America began with the legacy of slavery and was geared, from its inception, to move toward its elimination.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 07:58 AM (oVJmc)

18 "Once again, by him daring to utter that which must never be uttered in public - i.e. the unvarnished truth - he shines a very bright light not on him but on the lies, hypocrisy and abject failure of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex."



There is the whole nub or crux of it in a nutshell - he tells the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2019 07:59 AM (XNDy+)

19 As Kim Strassel pointed out on Fox the other day, it took the FBI four months to release the post-2011 self-examination report. It's already been a year since PDJT ordered the release of FBI documents on the predicates they used to open their spy campaign against him. Not done yet.

Why is Christopher Wray still employed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 07:59 AM (NVYyb)

20 Hands Diogenes gold bond powder.

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 07:59 AM (u7hZJ)

21 While talking to reporters Wednesday, President Trump doubled down on his intent to avoid a slippery slope for gun rights.

I have reached the point of "wait and see".

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

22 That opening paragraph is literature. Pure 'Merican literature.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:00 AM (yhYmR)

23 Hands Diogenes gold bond powder.
Posted by: Willow at August

****

Ahhhhh....

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (yhYmR)

24 Good morning!

Oy, The Young Turks!! How is that such a big thing?
That scumbag I Cenk Uygur's nephew, who has also referred to teen girls a whores. A real piece of work.

The one good thing about viewing that video is what a loser that guy is, and how he seems painfully aware of it as he attempts to smear Dan Crenshaw. He is radiating flop sweat - he knows that Crenshaw is not only 1000x better man, better human being, but that he would dissolve into a puddle if Crenshaw ere to stand in front of him and say "You wanna repeat that, buddy?"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (bDqIh)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (arJlL)

26 @12
Well that's similar to Warren Wilhelm's wife, who had an NGO that was funded to the tune of 1 billion dollars, who when asked where all the money went, straight up said, don't know, I'll get back to you on that.
She never has.
But the NY AG has time to sue the Trump administration all day, every day.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (Cn5ck)

27 I am #2!

No, wait. I am #3!

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (sMMcg)

28 Not a good face with which to start my day. YIKES!

Posted by: quite contented one at August 22, 2019 08:01 AM (2GPSc)

29 Went into living room (repainting) and all lights are off and lights also off extending into 2 bedrooms and hallway . flipped breakers nada.. Wants to crawl back in bed and cover my head

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:02 AM (grYO7)

30 How did the Young Jerks become a thing, starting with that fat ignorant vat of rancid olive oil, Chunk Yugo? Every fucking one of them need to get out of my country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

31 >>Why is Christopher Wray still employed?

Pretty sure it was Dan Coats who was preventing the release.

And now he's gone.

And so is the next in line woman (forget her name), the one Senators Burr and Warner had *demanded* Trump hire to replace Coats or there would be consequences.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (bDqIh)

32 Hiya Willow !

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (arJlL)

33 There is little assistance available for family members struggling with a mentally ill member."

Sadly, true. And society at large will continue to pay the prices...

*found coffeve*

and yes, Vermont's nuts. They've been that way for decades...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (6qErC)

34 Morning jt

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (bWtAo)

35 I just can't read the content anymore. That much stupidity, evil, dishonesty, and treachery condensed into one short timeframe is going to lead to a rage stroke.
I don't see how JJ can stand it day after day.
As time marches on I become more understanding of the Jacobins.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (dmoiP)

36 I see Lizzy shares my thoughts, more or less.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:04 AM (y7DUB)

37 Vermont has more cows than people.

Smarter too.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2019 08:06 AM (8TlIl)

38 The young turks are disgusting but Dan Crenshaw is revealing himself to be a very confused person.


I Finished watching the Joe Rogan podcast with Dan Crenshaw,
they
got into a discussion of mass shooters and Cresnshaw has adopted the
verbiage of the left and that mass shootings should be viewed as
terrorist events.


Mass shooters are not connected or affiliated with each other, they do
not have a specific cause or agenda that they are trying to advance, to
the extent they are "terrorizing" they are terrorizing their specific
targets and not society as a whole.


They
are typically committed by gang bangers or people with deep
psychological, metal or emotional problems, usually exacerbated by
prescription drugs.

Crenshaw is a dipshit.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (Cn5ck)

39
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MoMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
details soon
at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (cuot+)

40 CaptainHate it's infuriating to have those given citizenship in America scream all day about how America should change.

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (q54md)

41 Gang Members Involved In Cop Shooting Laugh While Receiving Life Sentences

I apply the 100 year rule. 100 years ago they would have been hung as soon as the sentence was passed down.

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2019 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

42 Why is Christopher Wray still employed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 07:59 AM (NVYyb)


The RINOs won't confirm anyone better.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:08 AM (y7DUB)

43
MiMoMe, not MoMoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
details soon
at August 22, 2019 08:08 AM (cuot+)

44 I dread to think what the National Air & Space Museum will look like when the Smithsonian is finished with their renovations.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2019 08:08 AM (7HtZB)

45 The sheer, provocative, devastating beauty of doubling down!

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 08:08 AM (H8QX8)

46 40 CaptainHate it's infuriating to have those given citizenship in America scream all day about how America should change.
Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (q54md)


Meh, it's 100 times more infuriating that we grant them citizenship in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:09 AM (zBaqJ)

47
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I will be replacing Mike Pence as VP candidate in 2020.

Although my experience, intellect and wisdom entitle me to the highest political preferment, I am completely loyal to President Trump and would never seek to dislodge that silly old fuddy-duddy religious extremist from the ticket.

Please keep this in mind when thinking about me, which you should do every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2019 08:09 AM (Wx/+I)

48 >> I see Lizzy shares my thoughts, more or less.

Heh, yes!

Also love how in the day and age when Democrats are wearing out labels like "Hitler," "genocide," and "concentration camps" that they see nothing wrong with a news talk show named after group of Turks who were part of the Armenian genocide.

Is it any wonder that Cenk is also responsible for giving us these ugly, America/Jew/Christian-hating Justice Democrats???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:09 AM (bDqIh)

49 Pretty sure it was Dan Coats who was preventing the release.

Lizzy, you're probably talking about the upcoming Spygate doc release. I was referring to the much older (and limited to the FBI docs) release order PDJT sent to the FBI last year, and ignored ever since. Many of those docs may be released in the aftermath of the Horowitz report, but why has Wray ignored the order?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (NVYyb)

50 *The group of seniors was caught live on surveillance video, officers said.

The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.*

No one wants to see that sex tape.

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (sMMcg)

51 That's not how this works..

That's not how any of this works.


https://bit.ly/2ZeHXJ2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (cqNba)

52 Electoral College is a "scam" that prefers whites over the holy peoples of color. Mmm-kay. I simply have no words left for these idiots. My word bank is exhausted in trying to describe their insanity, idiocy and mental shortcomings. I wonder if Donkey Chompers would care to point out, exactly, anywhere it was written by the Founders that this was their goal. Someone may want to ask this braindead retard a question or two...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (JoUsr)

53
I dread to think what the National Air & Space Museum will look like when the Smithsonian is finished with their renovations.

Posted by: josephistan


The Spirit of Saint Louis will be labeled at weapon of mass destruction.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2019 08:11 AM (Wx/+I)

54 I guess all the rats have left Baltimore,never hear Cummings talking about them.I'm positive they will enjoy their new home in Washington DC in Office.


DC= District of Cats, FAT ONES.

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 08:11 AM (5IHGB)

55 My word bank is exhausted in trying to describe their insanity, idiocy and mental shortcomings.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (JoUsr)

Likewise.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 08:11 AM (H8QX8)

56 50 *The group of seniors was caught live on surveillance video, officers said.

The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.*

No one wants to see that sex tape.
Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (sMMcg)


"Ahem!"

- - Zombie Claude Pepper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:11 AM (zBaqJ)

57 I dread to think what the National Air & Space Museum will look like when the Smithsonian is finished with their renovations.
Posted by: josephistan

2 big, empty rooms.

One is the Air Room and the other is the Space Room.

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:12 AM (arJlL)

58 "Vermont has more cows than people.

Smarter too. "

They vote 'Democrat too, you know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 08:12 AM (cqNba)

59 No one wants to see that sex tape."

You're sheltered...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:12 AM (6qErC)

60 CaptainHate it's infuriating to have those given citizenship in America scream all day about how America should change.
Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (q54md)


Meh, it's 100 times more infuriating that we grant them citizenship in the first place.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:09 AM (zBaqJ)


Never fear, Eddie Munster is making his return to DC to help his Gas Chamber paymasters guarantee more unassimilated vermin are imposed on us.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

61 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.

Posted by: CN at August 22, 2019 08:12 AM (U7k5w)

62 Wray is still there, because who would take the Job? You would have to bring a outsider from a non eastern corridor state. Someone form the West,a former State AG or Governor. The Senate Confirm would be brutal. And who wants to work a bunch of slimey Comey FBI lifers

Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2019 08:13 AM (TZPGz)

63 "Democrat Aid Shreds Ocasio-Cortez" is a good read. If the article has any truth to it, she is in trouble in a district Nancy Pelosi said could be won by a "glass of water" if it were labeled "Democrat"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:13 AM (NVYyb)

64 There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I will be replacing Mike Pence as VP candidate in 2020.

--

There was a time I had really high hopes for Nikki Haley. Little by little, she has chipped away at my support and her latest emoji eyeroll at Trump has made the break complete for me. She could have been an absolute superstar in the Republican party, but she has all but evaporated that...IMO.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:15 AM (JoUsr)

65 Electoral College is a "scam" that prefers whites over the holy peoples of color. Mmm-kay. I simply have no words left for these idiots. My word bank is exhausted in trying to describe their insanity, idiocy and mental shortcomings. I wonder if Donkey Chompers would care to point out, exactly, anywhere it was written by the Founders that this was their goal. Someone may want to ask this braindead retard a question or two...


Well, it's not like blacks were voting when they wrote the Constitution, so I hardly think they were trying to suppress black voters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:15 AM (oVJmc)

66 The stripey pants set at State and from other countries never cease to amuse - when the WSJ thinly suggests that the trip to Denmark was a chance to further the US's long standing desire to purchase Greenland, and Trump confirms, they all rush to the media to denounce the US and the President as absurd - yet continue to secretly tell us in diplomatic channels, no worries, its still on - please come. Trump is having none of this two-faced behavior that diplomats use. Especially when it always runs towards denouncing the US in some way. We should offer the population of Greenland a one time take or leave it proposition - to become US citizens - since they are "autonomous."

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:16 AM (32YRo)

67 Will the RNC be stupid enough to give Cory Gardner tens of Millions, now that Chickenpooper is running for Senate in CO?

Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2019 08:16 AM (TZPGz)

68 since they are "autonomous."

You mean like a Tesla?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:17 AM (6qErC)

69 JJ , yes , but I still find it rather astounding they are given power and a Mic to beat up the country.

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:17 AM (UYnNL)

70 Lizzy, I take it back and you might be right. After noodling around on the web, I see DNI mentioned as a possible roadblock in that release. Hard to say who is worse, Wray or Coates, but we will soon know if the FBI will now obey the order they were given last September and come clean.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:17 AM (NVYyb)

71 *The group of seniors was caught live on surveillance video, officers said.



The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.*



No one wants to see that sex tape.

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 08:10 AM (sMMcg)



Emmanuel Macron: If no one wants the tape, I'll take it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:17 AM (Qynky)

72 Wall Street Journal is simply a single issue rag. Amnesty and Illegals= Big Business Profits.

Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2019 08:18 AM (TZPGz)

73 >>I was referring to the much older (and limited to the FBI docs) release order PDJT sent to the FBI last year, and ignored ever since. Many of those docs may be released in the aftermath of the Horowitz report, but why has Wray ignored the order?



Yikes, forgot that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:18 AM (bDqIh)

74 Well, it's not like blacks were voting when they wrote the Constitution, so I hardly think they were trying to suppress black voters

--

Exactly. Which is why I suggested someone ask her a question or two. This girl's stupidity is mind-boggling. And she's a lawmaker. For the entire United States. *cold chills*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)

75 Yes I do mutter under my breath " go home! , you ungrateful louts !"

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:19 AM (UYnNL)

76 State is as loaded with traitorous apparatchiks as DOJ. And a bunch of Costanzas who are wrong about everything.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:19 AM (y7DUB)

77 Fantastic news that Taiwan is now approved to buy their new F16's.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:19 AM (NVYyb)

78 Amnesty and Illegals= Big Business Profits."

Which is funny as importing labor is never a plus on the balance sheet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:19 AM (6qErC)

79 Emmanuel Macron: If no one wants the tape, I'll take it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:17 AM (Qynky)

Slow golf clap

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2019 08:20 AM (sMMcg)

80 Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.
May those who love you be secure.

May there be peace within your walls
and security within your citadels.

For the sake of my family and friends,
I will say, "Peace be with you."



Psalm 122: 6-8

Good morning Horde

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:20 AM (lwiT4)

81 That picture above reminds me that constipation can be treated.
Posted by: Roy


Yeah. I saw that pic and liked to shit myself.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:20 AM (/c+/z)

82 Wray only exists to protect the first using it for personal political purpose and of course to protect itself

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:20 AM (nWO/8)

83 Good morning Horde
Posted by: grammie winger



Morning grammie.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (/c+/z)

84 State is as loaded with traitorous apparatchiks as DOJ."

"Is"???

The striped pants brigade has been that way since, well... forever. The love for "England" and/or "Yurrup" is epidemic there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (6qErC)

85 Top 100 and top of the morning to the horde!

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (T9rmq)

86 @49

It really doesn't matter what get's released, they are more than likely not going to indict anyone for any of this nor effect the substantial changes that are required for this to never be contemplated or attempted again.


If people were going to be indicted, they would have been indicted already.


If substantial changes were going to be made, they would have been made already.


I hope no one is laboring under the hope that a Barr led DOJ is going to issue a crap ton of indictments during the 2020 election season?


Or likewise that a significant restrucuturing of the LE and IC is going to happen in a similar time frame.


Without indictments the people who perpetrated this will understand there will be no consequences.

Without substantial restructuring there will be no impediments.


This is bullshit.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (Cn5ck)

87 Hypersensitivity to word choices is one of our ruling class's control mechanisms. First, it takes a particular type of verbal intelligence to adhere to the "code." Next, it takes education/indoctrination to learn the code. And lastly, since literally everyone will misspeak at some point about some thing once the code is suitably complex, it provides the ruling class the opportunity to selectively enforce the code against disfavored out groups while forgiving transgressions of the favored.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (dYe5S)

88 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (81OU+)

89 Morning grammie

Posted by: Willow at August 22, 2019 08:22 AM (nWO/8)

90 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:22 AM (arJlL)

91 65 Well, it's not like blacks were voting when they wrote the Constitution, so I hardly think they were trying to suppress black voters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:15 AM (oVJmc)

Maybe if the likes of AoC and other "progressives" (going at least back to Woodrow Wilson) weren't so keen on shoving policies down their throats meant to cloister them all in inner cities and thus diluting their votes.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 08:22 AM (sm6Pk)

92 Will the RNC be stupid enough to give Cory Gardner tens of Millions, now that Chickenpooper is running for Senate in CO?
Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2019 08:16 AM (TZPGz)


That's their MO: Prop up the RINOs and short sheet people like Cuccinelli. It's stupidity but not spontaneous.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

93 Jay Inslee presidential campaign is over.

Oh the humanity.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2019 08:22 AM (ZfRYq)

94 There was a YouTube video of one of those street interviews in AOC's district, I don't remember them finding anyone who supports her.

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:23 AM (u9mEO)

95 I hope Barr turns down Chris Wray's desire to keep the FBI's misdeeds a secret from the Americans they are suppose to be serving and protecting...I get it that no one wants to be Director of Clown-Central, with everyone pointing and gaping at the retardation you're assigned to run, but Wray has to just accept that his just is unfuck the damn place and get on with it - and that requires coming clean to Americans.

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:23 AM (32YRo)

96 "Vermont Is Going Insane; Will The Rest Of America Follow?"

It sure feels that way. Everyday I think it can't get anymore crazy, but it does.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2019 08:23 AM (wiXsO)

97
Top 'o the day to you, Grammie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (Wx/+I)

98 Jay Inslee presidential campaign is over."

No. The excitement was palpable...

What to do with these "Inslee 2020" signs? I know - I'll give 'em away on NextDoor!

*that's a joke, y'all*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (6qErC)

99 Hiya JT! Hiya you'se all!


Have we conquered Greenland yet?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (lwiT4)

100 "She has no plans to serve the people. That's why she has no constituent services operation," a Democrat Congressional aide told The New York Post.
"If you're a grandma in Queens who needs help with her Medicare and you call AOC's 'district office' you get a recording that tells you to visit the website instead."
"What kind of elitist nonsense is that?" the aide continued. "Shameful, it's all shameful."



And really, isn't this the story of why we have an electoral college?

AOC is a national candidate - she was selected by a national organization, not local Democrats. She has received donations for 2020 from only **10** constituents, yet she's a top fundraiser. Precisely the kind of candidate who would benefit from more populous blue cities/states deciding the president via a popular vote.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

101 87 Hypersensitivity to word choices is one of our ruling class's control mechanisms. First, it takes a particular type of verbal intelligence to adhere to the "code." Next, it takes education/indoctrination to learn the code. And lastly, since literally everyone will misspeak at some point about some thing once the code is suitably complex, it provides the ruling class the opportunity to selectively enforce the code against disfavored out groups while forgiving transgressions of the favored.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 22, 2019 08:21 AM (dYe5S)

I feel like I'm probably one of the last people to have completely grown up outside that environment, because even people just a year younger than me are fully up on woke-speak.

I still can't really codeswitch to not immediately be spotted as un-woke the second I open my mouth, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (sm6Pk)

102 In the alleged mind of The Swamp , Nikki Haley and Paul Ryan would be a boffo ticket for 2024--if not sooner.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2019 08:24 AM (N2vNz)

103 61 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.

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The statue's name is Liberty Enlightening the World, not Liberty Inviting the World, you lying rancid bitch.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:25 AM (dmoiP)

104 Who's Jay Inslee?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:25 AM (lwiT4)

105 Jay Inslee, I had to google that name. How could the great state of Washington loose him for the White House, keep him where he is.

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:26 AM (u9mEO)

106 This girl's stupidity is mind-boggling. And she's a lawmaker. For the entire United States. *cold chills*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)


Since Pelosi Galore eliminated her puppet master, and she has to be envious at the headlines Omar and Tlaib are getting, her only choice is aim for peak retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

107 President Trump did not say anything I have not said myself personally and directly to my lib relatives.

Which is why we are not invited to their seder anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2019 08:27 AM (EZebt)

108 Who's Jay Inslee?"

Well, you see, there was this guy and this girl, and they loved each other long time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:27 AM (6qErC)

109 104 Who's Jay Inslee?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:25 AM (lwiT4)

I heard he was running for president. I think for a local HOA or something.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:28 AM (0yxK0)

110 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.

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The statue's name is Liberty Enlightening the World, not Liberty Inviting the World, you lying rancid bitch.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:25 AM (dmoiP)

The entire thing is a really great meatphor for leftism, isn't it?

Impose onto an American institution an ideological premise that wasn't there to begin with, pretend that it was there all along, then use that as justification for the rest of your agenda.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2019 08:28 AM (KUaJL)

111 Dear Hassan Piker,

I will meet you any time, anywhere and throat punch your girly, skinny, man-munching ass into the next century.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 08:29 AM (VpIIl)

112 >>Since Pelosi Galore eliminated her puppet master, and she has to be envious at the headlines Omar and Tlaib are getting, her only choice is aim for peak retard.


Reminds me of the Bombard's body languafe video analyzing the press conference the 4 held after Trump called them out. She said AOC is not in charge, Omar is, and that Tlaib clearly wanted to take control. And now look at what's happened. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (bDqIh)

113 President Trump did not say anything I have not said myself personally and directly to my lib relatives.

Which is why we are not invited to their seder anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2019 08:27 AM (EZebt)


Kind of contradicts their Coexist bumper sticker, no?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (y7DUB)

114 The RNC massively outperformed the DNC in raising money over the last reporting period, and Ronna McDaniel says they intend to invest the money in a "data driven infrastructure". I remember the last time a Romney invested in a data driven infrastructure and it turned out to be a sham. Hope Ronna is better at this than Mitt was.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (NVYyb)

115 So is the attorney for the non-breastfeeding illegal alien going to be disbarred for lying?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (NMAzL)

116 You mean like a Tesla?

Posted by: Anon a mouse

Yeah, pretty much, along with the cluster-fuck fires that erupt now and again. Greenland could vote to be Americans, and then we could go about uncluster-fucking the place. Unfortunately, auto-pilot Tesla vehicles will probably go on running over hobos on lonely Texas highways for an undetermined amount of the time.

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (32YRo)

117

The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.*



*sings* The Vill-a-ges!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

118 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:31 AM (3o++7)

119 111 Dear Hassan Piker,

I will meet you any time, anywhere and throat punch your girly, skinny, man-munching ass into the next century.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 08:29 AM (VpIIl)

WTF is this Piker jagoff, and why should we care about him?

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:31 AM (0yxK0)

120


Former congressman Joe Walsh is announcing he's running for president to primary President Trump. Another phony ass conservative. Good luck with being the Egg McMuffin of 2020.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:32 AM (Qynky)

121 Get over it. Where you believe it was the Vikings, Knights Templar or Columbus, America was discovered by white men.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:32 AM (VpIIl)

122 @110

The most current manifestation of that was the installation of the fierce girl statue in front of the charging bull statue near wall street.


It completely co-opted and re-interpreted the meaning that the creator of the bull statue intended and turned the bull statue from a metaphor of strength and confidence in the capatilist system into one of mysogeny and villainy.


Leftists are evil.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:32 AM (Cn5ck)

123 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Posted by: kallisto
________

That "half plus seven" window opens wider with each passing year.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (jh17W)

124 "WTF is this Piker jagoff, and why should we care about him?
Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:31 AM (0yxK0)"

I don't really care, other than what he said about Crenshaw and implied about our mil. He's just another turd that needs to be flushed.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (VpIIl)

125 >>The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.


I wish Paul Harvey were still alive, so we could hear "the rest of the story".

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (0yxK0)

126 The Inconvenient Truth About Public Charge Provisions of Immigration Laws

What nobody in the MFM has never said is that it always been illegal for illegals to get welfare. And legals can not get welfare until they have been here for 5 years. Someone must sponsor them, including a statement that they will be able to support themselves and the "sponsor" will take care of them if they fall on hard times.

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (mpXpK)

127 I hope when I'm 73 I never feel the urge to molest my friends' progeny.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (3o++7)

128 Since Pelosi Galore eliminated her puppet master,"

As JJ rightly pointed out, AOC's campaign consisted of the other candidate completely screwing said pooch, combined with the rants of the now gone Sheik Yurbutie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (6qErC)

129 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:31 AM (3o++7)

Male or female?
By the rules, 1/2 plus 8 years, it's permissible.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (NMAzL)

130 123 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Posted by: kallisto
________

That "half plus seven" window opens wider with each passing year.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:33 AM (jh17W)


Somehow, it's got to be divisible by 88!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (zBaqJ)

131 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.


Let's go back to the immigration policy at the time it was written.

No English, no skills, no money, get sent home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

132 The most current manifestation of that was the installation of the fierce girl statue in front of the charging bull statue near wall street.


It completely co-opted and re-interpreted the meaning that the creator of the bull statue intended and turned the bull statue from a metaphor of strength and confidence in the capatilist system into one of mysogeny and villainy.


Leftists are evil.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:32 AM (Cn5ck)

And then someone had the hilarious idea to further augment that one by having a little dog peeing on the girl's leg.

To which the leftists predictably threw a fit. Because how dare you co-opt the thing they co-opted!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (KUaJL)

133 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Was she wearing a flannel negligee ?

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (arJlL)

134 Get over it. Where you believe it was the Vikings, Knights Templar or Columbus, America was discovered by white men.

Posted by: Marcus White-T
________

Heck, even the first Indians in North America came from Europe!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (jh17W)

135 The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency."

Wait a sec - this wasn't Florida?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (6qErC)

136 "Once again, by him daring to utter that which must never be uttered in
public - i.e. the unvarnished truth ..."



Just wait until he gets (hopefully) to the whole affirmative action, racial preference, sensitivity training scam in govt., academia and corporations. The left screeching and freak-out will be like nothing we have ever seen. He better wait until his second term because he left will send out assassins if he decided to take that on.

Posted by: Ripley at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (MxEKc)

137 131 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.


Let's go back to the immigration policy at the time it was written.

No English, no skills, no money, get sent home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (oVJmc)



"Give me your tired, your poor.
I'll piss on them..."

- - Lou Reed "Dirty Boulevard"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (zBaqJ)

138 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!
Posted by: kallisto


Male or female?
By the rules, 1/2 plus 8 years, it's permissible.
Posted by: Miley




It's permissible.


Until you start banging grandparents.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (/c+/z)

139
Maybe if the likes of AoC and other "progressives" (going at least back to Woodrow Wilson) weren't so keen on shoving policies down their throats meant to cloister them all in inner cities and thus diluting their votes

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We talk about Wilson as the Ur-Fascist. But remember that Teddy Roosevelt founded the Progressive Party in 1912. I'd say he needs to be looked upon with a far more jaundiced eye that he currently is.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:36 AM (dmoiP)

140 Personally, I would not have used the word "disloyal". I would have said instead that any Jew who votes Democrat is a Kapo.

I suspect they would like that even less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2019 08:36 AM (V2Yro)

141 Somehow, it's got to be divisible by 88!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
________

Ha-ha! And when you plug 14 into that formula, it gives you 14. What's that say?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:36 AM (jh17W)

142 Male or female?
By the rules, 1/2 plus 8 years, it's permissible.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:34 AM (NMAzL)

Jeff Epstein used the 1/2 minus 8 years rule.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:36 AM (0yxK0)

143 "Breastfeeding" Migrant Disputed By Medical Exam, Charged With Felony For Identify Fraud


An illegal alien and identity thief lied about breastfeeding? The deuce you say!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (yQpMk)

144 I can only imagine the epic rant that my great-grandparents, refugees from the genocide of the Pontic Greeks, would come up with if they knew the "Young Turks" were a thing.

That show also sometimes features TCM host Ben Mankiewicz, who always whines about which actors/directors were blacklisted. It never seems to occur to anyone that those on the blacklists actually were damn dirty commies.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (N4xQB)

145 >>>For the umpteenth time, people bristle at Trump for seemingly shooting at the hip

shooting at the hip-->shooting from the hip

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (JExoS)

146 Until you start banging grandparents.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (/c+/z)

Some grandparents are in their 40s. I would tell them to get off my lawn.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (NMAzL)

147 Heck, even the first Indians in North America came from Europe!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (jh17W)


Or Asia...I believe the squaw is from Europe...

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (u9mEO)

148 I am so sick of that fucking poem by that socialist woman, time to remove it.


Let's go back to the immigration policy at the time it was written.

No English, no skills, no money, no Irish, get sent home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Fixt for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (/c+/z)

149 78 Amnesty and Illegals= Big Business Profits."

Which is funny as importing labor is never a plus on the balance sheet.
____________________

Yep, not only should we have picked our own cotton, we should also be picking our own tomatoes and lettuce, and plucking our own damn chickens (which plenty of U.S. citizens are apparently willing to do, judging by the number of job applications those illegal-employing chicken plants have been getting).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (k4dH2)

150 The Smithsonian involvement in Zinn themed "teach-ins" (Culture Wars section) illustrates how far we need to move the country! How it could be possible for a national museum to promote this anti-American bullshit is beyond my comprehension, but it has to stop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (NVYyb)

151


My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!


Posted by: kallisto


Emmanuel Macro: Go on....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (Qynky)

152 Former congressman Joe Walsh is announcing he's running for president to primary President Trump. Another phony ass conservative. Good luck with being the Egg McMuffin of 2020.

--

Trump has roughly 90% support from the R voters. Any foray into the hopes of taking the nomination away from him is simply ludicrous. Of course, there will be some campaign money to stuff into your pockets, and you'll get fellated by the MFM for a while...but the actual notion they'd take it away from Trump is absurd.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (JoUsr)

153 Until you start banging grandparents.

Posted by: rickb223

The other day I saw what looked like a 60 something cougar sporting a 20 something cub on her arm, all cuddly and kissy - then I went home and carved my eyes out with melon ball scoops and poured bleach on them.

Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (32YRo)

154 Ellis Island was racist you know.

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (u9mEO)

155 But remember that Teddy Roosevelt founded the Progressive Party in 1912. "

True, but that wing folded by 1920.

And yes, TR was a lover of big government.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

156 'Marcus White - T' lol

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (3o++7)

157 I just saw the AP story about how Jeffrey Epstein filled a new will from the jailhouse just two days before he died. He put everything into a trust in the Virgin Islands. The net effects are that no one can see his beneficiaries, and it makes it much harder for his victims to get any compensation if they are awarded any. Bastard.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (aXucN)

158 Democrats should stay with their plan to demonize a majority of the voters, diminish our Constitution, Founders, Framers and our country. They should continue to harp on taking away our rights and giving rights to people who are not our citizens. Furthermore, they should advocate for punitive taxation, stacking our courts, negative liberty and big, despotic government that will enforce their entire authoritarian political agenda.

It's all a political and electoral winner, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (VpIIl)

159 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!


Posted by: kallisto


Hillary Clinton = 71.
Huma Abedin = 43.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (KUaJL)

160 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous. When's the last time you heard about Jim Acosta, huh?
LOLGF Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (NMAzL)

161 How it could be possible for a national museum to promote this anti-American bullshit is beyond my comprehension, but it has to stop."

That's not new at the Smithsonian - they've been nutz for decades.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

162 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Ellis Island was racist you know.



Of course. It's the wrong kind of history, which must be rejected, unlike Emma Lazarus' poem, which is the good kind of history, which we MUST obey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

164 Why just stop at the Jews? There are plenty of so-called Catholics, who if they follow doctrine, should be appalled at the Democrats "murder your babies" campaign...

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:41 AM (VpIIl)

165 The disloyal tribe members will have a change of heart vis--vis, Israel, when their sworn enemies start hunting them down here as they have done in Europe.

They support the dismatiling of thier refuge.

It's like being a Jew isn't important to them. Or they personaly revel in thier oppression, percieved or real, it doesn't matter.

I don't understand this.

Posted by: pawn at August 22, 2019 08:41 AM (PveK5)

166 For the umpteenth time, people bristle at Trump for seemingly shooting at the hip and being "crude." He's not. He's being truthful. And to that I say, more please.


I believe the correct phrase is "shooting from the hip," not shooting AT the hip. That would hurt.

My father-in-law shoots from the hip and can't hit shit.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

167 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous. When's the last time you heard about Jim Acosta, huh?

Yep, no chance for a setup stunt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

168 "'Marcus White - T' lol
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:39 AM (3o++7)"

I'm a actually trying to work on my tan in the waning days of summer so I can identify as "brown". lol

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (VpIIl)

169 160 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous. When's the last time you heard about Jim Acosta, huh?
LOLGF Jim!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (NMAzL)

I only wish Helen Thomas wasn't roasting in Hell right now and was able to get special "front row" treatment from Trump.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (0yxK0)

170 Trump has roughly 90% support from the R voters.
Any foray into the hopes of taking the nomination away from him is
simply ludicrous. Of course, there will be some campaign money to stuff
into your pockets, and you'll get fellated by the MFM for a while...but
the actual notion they'd take it away from Trump is absurd.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:38 AM (JoUsr)



I just wondering who is funding Walsh. His TDS hit 11 a while ago and then last week he wrote an op-ed in the NY Slimes ripping Trump as a racist and apologizing for things he said about Obama and said the same thing on CNN. The truth has come out about that scumbag running as a liberal in the 90s.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (Qynky)

171 Taylor Swift is not aging well.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (jh17W)

172
Get over it. Where you believe it was the Vikings, Knights Templar or Columbus, America was discovered by white men.

Wait, America was discovered by the Knights of Columbus? What's Kamala Harris going to say about that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2019 08:43 AM (Wx/+I)

173 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge"

Well done there. Well done.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:43 AM (6qErC)

174 Are the ultra orthodox who are anti Zionist the ones who are being disloyal?

Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:43 AM (/U15Q)

175 171 Taylor Swift is not aging well.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (jh17W)

What... Taylor Swift is Evolving!

...
...
...

Taylor Swift evolved into Crazy Cat Lady!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (KUaJL)

176 I'm a actually trying to work on my tan in the waning days of summer so I can identify as "brown". lol

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:42 AM (VpIIl)

This time of year, I'm darker that a lot of POC.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (NMAzL)

177 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?

Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (/U15Q)

178 One of my favorite Sopranos quotes is in the Columbus Day episode when AJ starts citing Howard Zinn and Tony interjects, "He finally reads a book, and its bullshit!"

That really sums up why I hate that book so much. For so many people, it's the only history book they read. It's written with the tone of "This is what they told you, but here's what actually happened," so people with no critical thinking skills read it and smugly think they're the smart ones who know what really happened.

Zinn's readers are living proof of Reagan's maxim that it's not that liberals are ignorant, it's that they know so much that isn't so.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (N4xQB)

179 Well done there. Well done.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:43 AM (6qErC)


Wayne Gretzky said the worst shot is the one you don't take.....

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

180 Slightly OT, but what's the word on the sainted chicklet crossing the Atlantic on her own...

except for the crew and chase boats?

Was bigly newz a few days ago, but lately, crickets.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)

181 Good morning Kurt. How's your gout?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

182 Whenever I hit refresh, I get a flash of Tlaib's "anal face". I'll just wait for the art thread.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (0yxK0)

183 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?
Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (/U15Q)


Being as he's doing shit for America that no president has done for decades to make it great, I'd say YES.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

184 It's way too early for the maths, but the formula only works when both parties are interested. My buddy never had lust in his heart for his mom's friend.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:45 AM (3o++7)

185 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?

Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (/U15Q)

60+ million Americans agree.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:45 AM (NMAzL)

186 The RNC massively outperformed the DNC in raising money over the last reporting period

======
Which they will promptly squander on GOPe pansies to hire asshole 'political consultants'.
And the beat goes on.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (dmoiP)

187 My buddy never had lust in his heart"

"Heart"?
Well, we might have identified an issue, then...

/kidding. Sort of.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (6qErC)

188 I'm going with the theory that Mike Bloomberg jumps in the race for the Dem nomination after the current candidates implodes into pond scum.

Posted by: FloridaMan at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (r28kI)

189
Hillary was the chosen one. By the DNC, mostly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (zBaqJ)

190 My buddy never had lust in his heart for his mom's friend.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:45 AM (3o++7)

Lust originates elsewhere.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (NMAzL)

191 "Get over it. Where you believe it was the Vikings, Knights Templar or Columbus, America was discovered by white men."

NYT version: Lost, incompetent white men stumble across land mass while looking for Asia. Saved by native inhabitants.




Posted by: Ripley at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (MxEKc)

192 Trump is the chosen one...to drive Squirt and his krazy komrades on the Communist Left totally insane. Yeah, I think I can go with that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (JoUsr)

193 >>I just saw the AP story about how Jeffrey Epstein filled a new will from the jailhouse just two days before he died. He put everything into a trust in the Virgin Islands. The net effects are that no one can see his beneficiaries, and it makes it much harder for his victims to get any compensation if they are awarded any. Bastard.

Good thing Trump signed an EO back in 2017 targeting asset seizure of people involved in human trafficking both inside and outside the US. Might come in handy.

https://tinyurl.com/yxt346pm


The way the thing is written it could have been named the Jeffrey Epstein Asset Seizure EO.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (ZLI7S)

194 160 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (NMAzL)

By yanking it out of the stately conference room it turned media from seated and solemn grand inquisitors to a scrum of hectoring children. Brilliant move -- the whole paradigm was shattered.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (H8QX8)

195 Well, ya gotta give the old bag credit for still having juice in her parts to strive for younger meat.

GO GET 'EM TIGER!

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Kind of contradicts their Coexist bumper sticker, no?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 08:30 AM (y7DUB)

===

The irony is lost on them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (EZebt)

197 "Weekly jobless claims fall more than expected" says CNBC.

The report was just issued and I suppose their use of the old phrasing reflects their hope for a recession. Can you imagine hoping for a recession? If one comes, I hope it hits them first and hard, along with Bill Maher.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (NVYyb)

198 Crenshaw is a dipshit.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:07 AM (Cn5ck)

****

Makes ya wonder who got to him?
These guys come bursting into the National perspective and say all the right things. And then a year later they're serving up pablum. If they would just stay strong on the conservative message and stay on the offensive, they'd be unstoppable.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (yhYmR)

199
It's okay to have lust in your heart, as long as you don't have rust in your fart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (zBaqJ)

200 "JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S DEATH

He's still dead."

This section is becoming my favorite part of the Morning Report!

Posted by: sinalco at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (yODqO)

201 SPONGE!

166 I believe the correct phrase is "shooting from the hip," not shooting AT the hip. That would hurt.

My father-in-law shoots from the hip and can't hit shit.
Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

145 >>>For the umpteenth time, people bristle at Trump for seemingly shooting at the hip

shooting at the hip-->shooting from the hip
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (JExoS)

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (JExoS)

202 >>Posted by: Kurt


Yes, because conservatives so often characterize their elected leaders as gods. You can't swing a dead cat without finding a photo of God Emperor Trump with a halo or other godlike imagery. /SARC



Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (bDqIh)

203 133 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

Was she wearing a flannel negligee ?
Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 08:35 AM (arJlL)

She doesn't shop at "Victoria's Secret", she shops at "Gertrude's Mystery."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (V2Yro)

204 160 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous. When's the last time you heard about Jim Acosta, huh?
LOLGF Jim!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:40 AM (NMAzL)
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They've adapted a bit. Now the network will train their camera on their own reporter if he/she happens to get a question. There is still a bit of grandstanding but your right, most of it is done with no cameras trained on the reporter.

Posted by: WisRich at August 22, 2019 08:50 AM (G0vdT)

205 The way the thing is written it could have been named the Jeffrey Epstein Asset Seizure EO.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 08:47 AM (ZLI7S)
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I hope you're right. That that smarmy little creature was allowed to rig this like that really bothers me.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 08:50 AM (aXucN)

206 "This time of year, I'm darker that a lot of POC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (NMAzL)"

Same. But I'm going For the argument that Italians are really POC.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:50 AM (wclv0)

207 133 My friend is 48 yrs old. His mom's 73 yr old friend came on to him. Awkward!

--

Not quite Jennifer O'Neill in the Summer of '42. Too bad for your friend!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2019 08:51 AM (JoUsr)

208

The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency.*



That's what happens when you shut down the bingo halls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

209 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin right in public. She thought I was his date, and suggested to him that she'd be a much better lay. She was 70 if she was a day.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:51 AM (3o++7)

210 183 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?
Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:44 AM (/U15Q)

I chose him.

Posted by: WisRich at August 22, 2019 08:52 AM (G0vdT)

211 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin right in public. "

"In the dark, all cats are grey"

Ben "Whoop Whoop" Franklin

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:53 AM (6qErC)

212 'Morning, all. Thank you for ll that news, J.J.

I'm beginning to wonder if Barr isn't more of a swamp creature than we thought.
#twoweeks

Posted by: creeper at August 22, 2019 08:53 AM (H/Hbu)

213 shooting at the hip-->shooting from the hip
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (JExoS)
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (JExoS)


Yes. I saw that AFTER I posted. Didn't read all 170 comments before I posted. Forgive me.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

214 >>I hope you're right. That that smarmy little creature was allowed to rig this like that really bothers me.

Did you happen to notice the names of the executors of the will?

One of them turns out to be Bill Gates science advisor, Boris Nikolic.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (ZLI7S)

215 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin right in public. She thought I was his date, and suggested to him that she'd be a much better lay. She was 70 if she was a day.
------
The old ladies in your part of the world appear to be pretty feisty.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (iB1oa)

216 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?

Posted by: Evil Betty at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (l8gTz)

217 If you're a slob when you're young, that doesn't change with age.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (wclv0)

218 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?

I'll, like, hit him with a rock or something.

Posted by: Evil Betty at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (l8gTz)

219 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin
right in public. She thought I was his date, and suggested to him that
she'd be a much better lay. She was 70 if she was a day.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:51 AM (3o++7)

<mulls over whether I'll be a good lay at 70>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:55 AM (NMAzL)

220 213 shooting at the hip-->shooting from the hip
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:37 AM (JExoS)
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:49 AM (JExoS)

Yes. I saw that AFTER I posted. Didn't read all 170 comments before I posted. Forgive me.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

teamwork

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 08:55 AM (JExoS)

221 Is Trump really The Chosen One ?



Hillary was the chosen one till the white racist bigot homophobe haterz all met up at Chik-Fil-A and devised a devilish scheme to bring her down.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:55 AM (lwiT4)

222 When I was much younger (before internet porn) I bought a nudist magazine for people who went to those places. One look at the nudist people , And I said thank God for clothes...

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:55 AM (u9mEO)

223 Yes I do believe DJT is The Chosen One. So what? He's been called TGE since he was inaugurated.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:56 AM (3o++7)

224 > Crenshaw is a dipshit.

Yep. I had a lot of enthusiasm for him at one time, but he's dead to me now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 08:56 AM (cB5if)

225 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin
right in public. She thought I was his date, and suggested to him that
she'd be a much better lay. She was 70 if she was a day.



She was really somethin' before electricity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:56 AM (oVJmc)

226 Did you happen to notice the names of the executors of the will?



One of them turns out to be Bill Gates science advisor, Boris Nikolic.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 08:54 AM (ZLI7S)



They make that kind of information public?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

227 160 By the way, until Rush mentioned it yesterday, it hadn't occurred to me that these frequent chopper pressers effectively give the WH press corpse NO face time and keeps them completely anonymous.

and it seriously ticks off these self-involved narcissists!

The WH press whines simultaneously about Trump not holding press conferences and Trump hogging all the air time with these long Question-Time sessions. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (NVYyb)

228 Why just stop at the Jews? There are plenty of so-called Catholics, who if they follow doctrine, should be appalled at the Democrats "murder your babies" campaign...
Posted by: Marcus White-T


You must be new here. We cover that monthly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (/c+/z)

229 The people who said Obama was The Chosen One are upset that Trump said he was The Chosen One.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

230 I was at a wedding where some old gal kept Offering young guys bj' s. One of the guys was so appalled he told the groom who had her tossed out. Pretty much dragged out. Lol

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (wclv0)

231 222 When I was much younger (before internet porn) I bought a nudist magazine for people who went to those places. One look at the nudist people , And I said thank God for clothes...
Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2019 08:55 AM (u9mEO)


I was a director at a summer camp and I also worked pre-camp and post-camp groups for the owner. He used to host nudist groups from all over the northeast for 3 or 4 days.

You ain't lived until you've hosted co-ed naked trivia.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:58 AM (zBaqJ)

232 Most people look better all covered up.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

233 230 I was at a wedding where some old gal kept Offering young guys bj' s. One of the guys was so appalled he told the groom who had her tossed out. Pretty much dragged out. Lol
Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (wclv0)


I have one word for you, Mrs. Robinson. Plastic... dildoes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:59 AM (zBaqJ)

234 215. It's something in the water! WAIT - both the old broads were from New Jersey!

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:59 AM (3o++7)

235 Most people look better all covered up. "

You mean teh interwebz has lied to me?

Shocking.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

236 232 Most people look better all covered up.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)


"I know, right?!"

- - The alleged Prophet Mohammed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:59 AM (zBaqJ)

237 Press pool is melting at these chopper pressers. LOLGF!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxrralqm

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 09:00 AM (NMAzL)

238 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin right in public. "

"In the dark, all cats are grey"

Ben "Whoop Whoop" Franklin
Posted by: Anon a mouse




You know that taste you get in the back of your mouth when you throw up a little in it?


It's all over my mouth now.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:01 AM (/c+/z)

239 Crenshaw May have lost his way on some political things. But he's a combat vet and decorated accomplished one at that. If some little turd wants to attack him and our military while lauding terrorists I will skull fuck them and next move on to their moms.

That's my only point.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 09:01 AM (wclv0)

240 >>They make that kind of information public?

Yep. Boris was named as backup executor in case the first two can't fulfill their duties should they have have an unfortunate prison accident or something. Boris has said he will decline the honor.

One of the least reported aspects of Trump's tenure so far is the number of human trafficking cases the DOJ has brought. In 2 years under Trump the DOJ has brought nearly the same number of cases Obama did in 8 years. Sleepy Sessions was pretty busy with this stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/yyvvmxme

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)

241 Most people look better all covered up. "

You mean teh interwebz has lied to me?

Shocking.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


19 yr old nudes? Yeah.
79 yr old nudes? Pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:02 AM (/c+/z)

242 We're going to have to close the border to save our young Pennsylvania men from Old Jersey Lady predation.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 09:02 AM (3o++7)

243 They make that kind of information public?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)
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I also wonder about that, grammie. Further, I wonder who on Earth would agree to be the executor of the estate of someone so despicable as Epstein.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (aXucN)

244 Are the cocktail parties of NYC, Hollywood, etc. the modern day Klan meetings ?

Fact free hatred , the lefts raison d'etre

Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (+8+gB)

245 One of the least reported aspects of Trump's tenure so far is the number of human trafficking cases the DOJ has brought.



That's encouraging to hear.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (lwiT4)

246 Hey, as anyone here heard anything else about who that John Roberts was who was on the Lolita Express passenger list?

Posted by: Marybeth at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (4pK1/)

247 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.

/because animals do it, so it's OK for humans. Really.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (AkkRZ)

248 @224

I think the overriding issue with people like Crenshaw is that the left has such an overwhelming cultural, institutional and political advantage that it can overwhelm all but the most ideologically sorted out individual.


He came in great then got tossed into the meat grinder as is slowly being ground away.


His mass shooters as terrorists adoption betrays a person who is confused at a very base level.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 09:04 AM (Cn5ck)

249 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.


Oh. My. Gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:04 AM (lwiT4)

250 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.
-----
Where's Cannibal Bob when you need him?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:04 AM (iB1oa)

251 247 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.

/because animals do it, so it's OK for humans. Really.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (AkkRZ)


The Conservative Case for Eating a Bag of Dicks... Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 09:05 AM (zBaqJ)

252 I mean, geez. You get older gain a little perspective and couth. Grow old gracefully, maybe embrace the Lord a little more. Don't go around pedaling worn out cooter.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 09:05 AM (wclv0)

253 247 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.

/because animals do it, so it's OK for humans. Really.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (AkkRZ)

And then one day, humans descended to the next level of Hell.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 09:05 AM (0yxK0)

254 The RNC massively outperformed the DNC in raising money over the last reporting period

======
Which they will promptly squander on GOPe pansies to hire asshole 'political consultants'.
And the beat goes on.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (dmoiP)


I hope Rove is a pariah to Top Men now, but they never fail to destroy my expectations.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 09:05 AM (y7DUB)

255 241 19 yr old nudes? Yeah.
79 yr old nudes? Pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:02 AM (/c+/z)

H8er.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:05 AM (JExoS)

256 249 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.


Oh. My. Gosh.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:04 AM (lwiT4)

I called it. Once you OK abortion as a right, anything goes.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2019 09:06 AM (7HtZB)

257
I would still nail Helen Mirren if I had a shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 09:06 AM (zBaqJ)

258 Last day of "freedom" at our house, as school starts tomorrow (half-day, late start, and begins at a local church). Just letting Pookette chill for the most part, as we hit the zoo with her cousins and Grandma yesterday. Of course she added a stuffed penguin that's almost as big as she is to the Penguin Family, because Mommy is a softie.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 22, 2019 09:06 AM (XKZwp)

259 >>I also wonder about that, grammie. Further, I wonder who on Earth would agree to be the executor of the estate of someone so despicable as Epstein.

The two people appointed as the primary executors, Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, are long time Epstein associates. They aren't going to get any dirtier than they are now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:06 AM (ZLI7S)

260 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.


It's the Ultimate Socialism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

261 Don't go around pedaling worn out cooter."

Is that some kind of newfangled two wheeler?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

262 260 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.


It's the Ultimate Socialism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

True, because eventually you have to eat something.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 09:07 AM (0yxK0)

263 People in Judeo-Christian Western countries don't eat each other. That's what people in third world shitholes do. So of course the Left would eventually champion cannibalism. It's just another step in destroying our culture.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2019 09:09 AM (7HtZB)

264 And then one day, humans descended to the next level of Hell.

Yep. From the article: "While not going so far as to recommend cannibalism, saying "there is no need to overcome our repulsion for the foreseeable future," the two authors suggest that humans could master their aversion for human flesh if they needed to."


Now, an anecdote: there are those in krazy konspiracy land that say that many of the so called elites already participate in the blood letting and cannibalism of the young, to extend their own lives. Yes, I know this is crazy.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:09 AM (AkkRZ)

265 Question to Cummings-Dumpster: Where Did the Billions in Missing Federal Money Go?


This is so unnecessary.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at August 22, 2019 09:10 AM (Fh/0r)

266 Now, an anecdote: there are those in krazy
konspiracy land that say that many of the so called elites already
participate in the blood letting and cannibalism of the young, to extend
their own lives. Yes, I know this is crazy.


Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:09 AM (AkkRZ)


Nothing seems 'too crazy' anymore. Sigh.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)

267 Some old lady put the moves on my 22 yr. old cousin
right in public. She thought I was his date, and suggested to him that
she'd be a much better lay. She was 70 if she was a day.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:51 AM (3o++7)

---------------

Could have been worse, could have put the moves on you.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 22, 2019 09:11 AM (WEBkv)

268 One of the least reported aspects of Trump's tenure
so far is the number of human trafficking cases the DOJ has brought. In 2
years under Trump the DOJ has brought nearly the same number of cases
Obama did in 8 years. Sleepy Sessions was pretty busy with this stuff.



https://tinyurl.com/yyvvmxme

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)

I was hoping he was busy with something during his tenure.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 09:12 AM (NMAzL)

269 I think the overriding issue with people like Crenshaw is that the left has such an overwhelming cultural, institutional and political advantage that it can overwhelm all but the most ideologically sorted out individual.


He came in great then got tossed into the meat grinder as is slowly being ground away.


His mass shooters as terrorists adoption betrays a person who is confused at a very base level.
Posted by: Radical Centrist



He shit the bed with his red flag laws backing. That shows me he isn't mentally strong enough to see how that would be abused.

Instantly dead to me.

This "rush" to be seen to be "doing something" in the wake of a shooting, even doing something wrong, ends careers because most people aren't mentally strong enough. And it shows.



Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:12 AM (/c+/z)

270 Where is Epstein, anyway? Why haven't we heard whether he was waked, cremated, already buried?
Inquiring minds...

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 09:12 AM (sGotD)

271 Miley linked to Conservative Treehouse twitter and I noticed they were also talking about P and G losing their shirt on the ridiculous shaving ads with transgenders and other woke subjects. Shick razors put out an ad mocking Gillette (Aussie version):

https://tinyurl.com/y26jroup

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2019 09:13 AM (NVYyb)

272 In theory, there is a cannibal restaurant in LA that has supposed served many in the entertainment industry:

https://cannibalclub.org/index.html

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:13 AM (AkkRZ)

273 Oh look, I caught up to the end of the thread.
This is rare.
And I have nothing to contribute.
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 09:13 AM (dmoiP)

274 230 I was at a wedding where some old gal kept Offering young guys bj' s. One of the guys was so appalled he told the groom who had her tossed out. Pretty much dragged out. Lol
Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 22, 2019 08:57 AM (wclv0)"

aw c'mon, that was pretty harsh, especially since she promised to take her teeth out!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2019 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

275 Now, an anecdote: there are those in krazy
konspiracy land that say that many of the so called elites already
participate in the blood letting and cannibalism of the young, to extend
their own lives. Yes, I know this is crazy.


Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:09 AM (AkkRZ)


Nothing seems 'too crazy' anymore. Sigh.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)
------------------

Well, and this disturbs me, any chance some of the collagen used in beauty products is "locally sourced" though Planned Parenthood?

If so, then I'd have to say it isn't as crazy as one would think.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 22, 2019 09:14 AM (WEBkv)

276 I would still nail Helen Mirren if I had a shot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 09:06 AM (zBaqJ)


Maybe you could inject some conservatism into her liberal ass....or vagina.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

277 240 >>One of the least reported aspects of Trump's tenure so far is the number of human trafficking cases the DOJ has brought. In 2 years under Trump the DOJ has brought nearly the same number of cases Obama did in 8 years. Sleepy Sessions was pretty busy with this stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)

Nice. Do you have a link for the Sessions work? (The link you post is for the Epstein executors.)

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:15 AM (JExoS)

278 "Justice-invoved person"!?!?!
Seriously? *uproarious laughter*

It's over for California. Even the diehards are beginning to recognize the inevitability of collapse. The last person to leave won't have to turn out the lights. They will have gone dark long before. There's nothing left to do but watch it disintegrate.

Posted by: creeper at August 22, 2019 09:15 AM (H/Hbu)

279 Maybe the Nursing Home will be fun? Viagra Sex Romps all day long.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:15 AM (2LelM)

280 "To serve man."

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:16 AM (JExoS)

281 Conan O'Brian once had a funny (fake) interview with a survivor of a plane crash who supposedly had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.

IIRC:

"Oh my gosh! How long were you stranded?"

"Couple hours."

Funny stuff.

(Silence and reaction shots.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 22, 2019 09:16 AM (l8gTz)

282 279 Maybe the Nursing Home will be fun? Viagra Sex Romps all day long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:15 AM (2LelM)
-----------------

Haven't you heard? STD's are a real problem in nursing homes.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 22, 2019 09:16 AM (WEBkv)

283 Yep. From the article: "While not going so far as to recommend cannibalism, saying "there is no need to overcome our repulsion for the foreseeable future," the two authors suggest that humans could master their aversion for human flesh if they needed to."

Posted by: shibumi


That's why we raise cows. So we don't have to eat humans.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:16 AM (/c+/z)

284 Very few politicians stay the course, ideologically... most are opportunistic, looks like... sort of fits, in a way... with the Biblical admonition to not be blown this way and that by the winds of changing doctrines, but instead stay the course.

Posted by: kraken at August 22, 2019 09:17 AM (bCLt0)

285 What did Crenshaw do to piss everyone off? Musta missed it.....

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

286 Hillary was the chosen one till the white racist bigot homophobe haterz all met up at Chik-Fil-A and devised a devilish scheme to bring her down.
____________

Damn, you skip one klan meeting and miss out on all the fun!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 22, 2019 09:17 AM (k4dH2)

287 I have one word for you, Mrs. Robinson. Plastic... dildoes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 08:59 AM (zBaqJ


I see the no math rule is alive and well this morning. No offense meant, but that is Biden level math right there.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 22, 2019 09:17 AM (kUmUV)

288 I wouldnt do Helen Merrin with Aces dick. Nasty old collectivist crack whore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 22, 2019 09:17 AM (67teE)

289 > But he's a combat vet

So was Adolf Hitler. Iron Cross, second class, Iron Cross, first class.

Doesn't matter, if he's in violation of his oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:18 AM (cB5if)

290 278 "Justice-invoved person"!?!?!
Seriously? *uproarious laughter*

It's over for California. Even the diehards are beginning to recognize the inevitability of collapse. The last person to leave won't have to turn out the lights. They will have gone dark long before. There's nothing left to do but watch it disintegrate.
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In a one party state win the Dem Primary with a couple of thousand votes and your a player. Take a look at NYC's voter turnout. I think it is 18%. Soros knows a cheap scam when he sees one. Mobilize a handful of hipsters and rule the world.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:18 AM (2LelM)

291 As per usual, JJ, great job.

Well, off to that which keeps the intertoobz up and running at Che Blake

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 22, 2019 09:18 AM (WEBkv)

292 Question to Cummings-Dumpster: Where Did the Billions in Missing Federal Money Go?


This is so unnecessary.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at August 22, 2019 09:10 AM (Fh/0r)

______

I agree... we should appeal to our better angels...

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at August 22, 2019 09:19 AM (flINI)

293 "To serve man."
Posted by: m


"101 Ways to Serve Your Fellow Man"
- Random House

In the Cookbook Aisle, not the Charity Organization Aisle

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:19 AM (/c+/z)

294
It's over for California. Even the diehards are beginning to recognize the inevitability of collapse. The last person to leave won't have to turn out the lights. They will have gone dark long before. There's nothing left to do but watch it disintegrate

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Yeah, but after the plague dog dies the fleas jump off the cooling corpse and move on to infect others. We are still totally fu*ked.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 09:19 AM (dmoiP)

295 "While not going so far as to recommend cannibalism, saying "there is no need to overcome our repulsion for the foreseeable future," the two authors suggest that humans could master their aversion for human flesh if they needed to."
_________________

And it doesn't take that long really. We did it in just a few weeks!

Posted by: Survivors of the Andes plane crash at August 22, 2019 09:19 AM (k4dH2)

296 Maybe the Nursing Home will be fun? Viagra Sex Romps all day long.


From what I hear, that's often the case. No pregnancy, and who cares about STDs?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

297 Trump....this man, he fights.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (WQZ1O)

298 290 In a one party state win the Dem Primary with a couple of thousand votes and your a player. Take a look at NYC's voter turnout. I think it is 18%. Soros knows a cheap scam when he sees one. Mobilize a handful of hipsters and rule the world.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:18 AM (2LelM)

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Seriously, fuck the people of NYC who hate de Blasio just so much but not enough to get off their asses to vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (iikV8)

299 Think about it: You can go on a vegan diet and still eat meat.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (jh17W)

300 297 Trump....this man, he fights.
Posted by: BluesFish at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (WQZ1O)

========

Whatever this man is drinking, get it to all of my other generals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 09:20 AM (iikV8)

301 258. aww, that's adorable pooky. Little pookette is blessed.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 09:21 AM (3o++7)

302 I'm a second-level vegan: I only eat animals that eat plants.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:21 AM (iB1oa)

303 47 Over at Breitbart, there is a link to an article on Newsweek about taking a new, positive look at cannibalism.

/because animals do it, so it's OK for humans. Really.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:03 AM (AkkRZ)


Because who doesn't want to get kuru

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 09:21 AM (yMjSg)

304 That's why we raise cows. So we don't have to eat humans.

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Just wait a few days. A couple of dipshit professors at NYU
will excrete a paper condemning that.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (dmoiP)

305 "While not going so far as to recommend cannibalism, saying "there is no need to overcome our repulsion for the foreseeable future," the two authors suggest that humans could master their aversion for human flesh if they needed to."


Don't be schtupid, be a schmartie,
Come and join the Donner party!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

306 298 290 In a one party state win the Dem Primary with a couple of thousand votes and your a player. Take a look at NYC's voter turnout. I think it is 18%. Soros knows a cheap scam when he sees one. Mobilize a handful of hipsters and rule the world.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:18 AM (2LelM)

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Seriously, fuck the people of NYC who hate de Blasio just so much but not enough to get off their asses to vote.
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De Blasio hasn't crossed the Dinkens' Rubicon yet. Give him time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (2LelM)

307 > What did Crenshaw do to piss everyone off? Musta missed it.....

Signed on to the "red flag" bullshit. You know, the proposal that random communists be able to take away your guns by making an anonymous phone call?

'Cause, yep, there's no way that will be abused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (cB5if)

308 The Horde want to know: Did Grammie put her back out
in that video?


It takes THE VILLAGES to raise a hardon.

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (5IHGB)

309 >>Nice. Do you have a link for the Sessions work? (The link you post is for the Epstein executors.)

This one is dated, it's about a year old, but the trend has continued into this year. I'm too lazy to go dig out the newest numbers.

Check out the chart to see the comparison between the Obama years and the first year and half under Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (ZLI7S)

310 304 That's why we raise cows. So we don't have to eat humans.

======
Just wait a few days. A couple of dipshit professors at NYU
will excrete a paper condemning that.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (dmoiP)

=========

To save mother Earth, we must start eliminating the cause of all her suffering. Cannibalism is the progressive thing to do, and those who won't fall in line are retrograde reactionaries from a bygone era that never really existed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (iikV8)

311 302 I'm a second-level vegan: I only eat animals that eat plants.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:21 AM (iB1oa)

Try going to the third level, and eat a carnivore. Marinate it first.

Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (0yxK0)

312 It's okay to have lust in your heart, as long as you don't have rust in your fart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Or trust in your shart !

Posted by: JT at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (arJlL)

313 What did Crenshaw do to piss everyone off? Musta missed it.....
Posted by: Sponge


Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) is calling for red flag laws and the implementation of the TAPS Act.

https://bit.ly/2HdTfHn

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (/c+/z)

314 That was a good article on the history of Gamergate. Concise, and explained the run-up and origin pretty well, even if it left out mountains of detail about the sheer level of corruption and general depravity in the gaming press.

Though I'm sure it seems like a sideshow to non-gamers, it was important - it was one of the only battles of the culture war where sanity won against the Progs. The attempt by scoundrels to claim moral authority was soundly rejected. There is still an entertainment industry the Left doesn't fully control, that trends toward traditional storytelling instead of wokeness, and it's been driving them batty.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (J+mig)

315 309 >>Nice. Do you have a link for the Sessions work? (The link you post is for the Epstein executors.)

This one is dated, it's about a year old, but the trend has continued into this year. I'm too lazy to go dig out the newest numbers.

Check out the chart to see the comparison between the Obama years and the first year and half under Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (ZLI7S)

Thanks! That'll give me enough terminology to search for more.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (JExoS)

316 John Podesta has a cannibal painting in his office.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 09:24 AM (3o++7)

317 Signed on to the "red flag" bullshit. You know, the proposal that random communists be able to take away your guns by making an anonymous phone call?

'Cause, yep, there's no way that will be abused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (cB5if)


Sad.

Had high hopes for that guy.

Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

318 https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6

Link 404.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (JExoS)

319 Maybe aversions are there for a reason. Innate repulsions might indicate you're on the wrong track. I can think of many things this applies to, not just cannibalism. They want to wear us down, and redefine abnormal as normal.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

320 At this point, I'm just trying to get to a place where I can like myself and have a moment of happiness before the collapse and the crackdown.

Because the collapse and crackdown aren't far off.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (fJ1PK)

321 Podesta always reminds me of some the characters in Bosch and Brugal paintings of Hell. He would make a great eggman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (2LelM)

322 'Cause, yep, there's no way that will be abused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (cB5if)


No less than the AoSHQ self-appointed thought leader was admonishing people last week about "spreading bullshit" regarding the slippery slope of red flag laws.

Posted by: The White Devil at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (qJsa+)

323 John Podesta has a cannibal painting in his office.
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 09:24 AM (3o++7)
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"The Raft of the Medusa"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (iB1oa)

324 I'm a second-level vegan: I only eat animals that eat plants.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


F'n vegans need to thank me.
I saved their food. I eat what eats theirs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (/c+/z)

325 317 Signed on to the "red flag" bullshit. You know, the proposal that random communists be able to take away your guns by making an anonymous phone call?

'Cause, yep, there's no way that will be abused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (cB5if)

Sad.

Had high hopes for that guy.
Posted by: Sponge at August 22, 2019 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)


Think a rereading of the Book of Proverbs is in order for me..... also the "put not your trust in Princes" seems pretty relevant too....

Posted by: kraken at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (bCLt0)

326 "We're coming to you live from the Electoral College," the New York Democrat said in a video on Instagram, which featured her driving along a sparsely populated highway....

********

"Toonces" Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (mvenn)

327 Who was it that talked about 'defining deviancy down'? Was that Moynihan?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

328 321 Podesta always reminds me of some the characters in Bosch and Brugal paintings of Hell. He would make a great eggman

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Koo Koo Kachoo

- The Walrus

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (dmoiP)

329 320 At this point, I'm just trying to get to a place where I can like myself and have a moment of happiness before the collapse and the crackdown.

Because the collapse and crackdown aren't far off.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (fJ1PK)

I think we still got a couple decades.

Posted by: Someguy at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (yOykd)

330 >>Link 404.

Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

331 Mornin' Horde. How goes the juggling of love and spite this fine day?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (AM1GF)

332 I've got Future Leader reading Catch-22. This is an important achievement. The boy doesn't read enough. He says he is enjoying it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (2LelM)

333 Our betters fantasize about cannibalism. Check out this pic of Lady Gaga and Marina Abramovic (of spirit cooking fame.)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5l9cubd

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (sGotD)

334 Good morning Brother Cavil.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

335 Cause, yep, there's no way that will be abused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 22, 2019 09:22 AM (cB5if)

No less than the AoSHQ self-appointed thought leader was admonishing people last week about "spreading bullshit" regarding the slippery slope of red flag laws.
Posted by: The White Devil


The same people anonymously getting you banned of Facebook or Twitter will be dropping a dime on you regarding your guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (/c+/z)

336 319 Maybe aversions are there for a reason. Innate repulsions might indicate you're on the wrong track. I can think of many things this applies to, not just cannibalism. They want to wear us down, and redefine abnormal as normal.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

Forcing you to accept their perversions isn't about the perversions, as much as they may enjoy them.

It's about the forcing. They are power-obsessed megalomaniacs that would rather rule an ash heap than be a citizen of paradise.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (J+mig)

337 Because the collapse and crackdown aren't far off.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)

I think we still got a couple decades.
Posted by: Someguy


It always is, until some damn fool drops a match on the powderkeg.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (AM1GF)

338
Don't be schtupid, be a schmartie,
Come and join the Donner party!

LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:29 AM (AkkRZ)

339
Shepherd's Pie:

First, peel Shepherd Smith, then mince. Finely...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 09:29 AM (zBaqJ)

340 331 Mornin' Horde. How goes the juggling of love and spite this fine day?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (AM1GF)

Lotsa bile and disillusionment, and seeing politicians who have Feet of Clay......

Posted by: kraken at August 22, 2019 09:29 AM (bCLt0)

341 Mornin' grammie. Trying not to be quite so down today, gotta break that spiral...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (AM1GF)

342 Those who flirt with Cannibalism should remember the Karankawa; well, there's a reason almost no one does. They were a group of Indian tribes living along the Texas coast, known not only for their fierceness but also for their cannibalism. They would commonly raid tribes around them and eat any captives; the first few attempts of the Spaniards to explore that coast met with the same fate. *Everyone* hated them because of this, not only the Spanish and the Texans, but also the Comanche and any other Indian tribes that had contact with them. About the only thing that all of these groups ever agreed on was that the Karankawa needed to be exterminated, and the last known group was finally wiped out by a Texan militia in the 1840's.

Not only are there no Karankawa today, they are considered to be completely extinct, with no living descendants. That is the time-honored and long standing treatment given to cannibals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (V2Yro)

343 Posted by: The White Devil at August 22, 2019 09:26 AM (qJsa+)

Too bad your reading comprehension sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (wYseH)

344 Report of Jeff Sessions on child-trafficking cases charges, convictions, etc. This is great stuff.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx9rqbp3

"In fiscal year 2017, the Department secured the convictions of nearly 500 human traffickers."

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (JExoS)

345 337 Because the collapse and crackdown aren't far off.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)

I think we still got a couple decades.
Posted by: Someguy

It always is, until some damn fool drops a match on the powderkeg.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (AM1GF)

I think civil war is most likely to come at the end of an 8 year Dem term(where they face defeat and loss of power), or if they go too far in a 3rd term(8+4).

Posted by: Someguy at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (yOykd)

346

NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

347 320 At this point, I'm just trying to get to a place where I can like
myself and have a moment of happiness before the collapse and the
crackdown.

Because the collapse and crackdown aren't far off.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 22, 2019 09:25 AM (fJ1PK)

Yeah, I feel safe here in SC with Publius. This is our little backwater. Just need to avoid the psycho rednecks down the road.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (NMAzL)

348 Lotsa bile and disillusionment, and seeing politicians who have Feet of Clay......

Posted by: kraken


Place not your trust, etc. Shouldn't be a shock by now. It amazes me how we keep annointing heroes that we wind up burning as heretics. Like we don't learn or something...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (AM1GF)

349 It's priest. Try a little priest.

Is it really good?

Sir, it's too good, at least.
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
So it's pretty fresh

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (iB1oa)

350 Forcing you to accept their perversions isn't about the perversions, as much as they may enjoy them.


It's about the forcing. They are power-obsessed megalomaniacs that would rather rule an ash heap than be a citizen of paradise.


I'm going to add something to that that I posted the other day in the alyssa milano 'I'm proud of my abortions' discussion.

These people know what they are doing is morally wrong, and feel guilty. However, if society sanctions their sins, well, then, it's not a really a sin any more and they don't feel guilty. IMHO, all of this is about easing their guilt about committing sins against man and God.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (AkkRZ)

351 No less than the AoSHQ self-appointed thought leader was admonishing people last week about "spreading bullshit" regarding the slippery slope of red flag laws.
Posted by: The White Devil


The same people anonymously getting you banned of Facebook or Twitter will be dropping a dime on you regarding your guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (/c+/z)


And it's not like "mental illness" hasn't been previously used to remove troublesome people from totalitarian states.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 09:31 AM (y7DUB)

352 Trying not to be quite so down today, gotta break that spiral...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (AM1GF)



I hear ya. I told myself I wasn't going to visit the blog today because things are just getting to me, and it's depressing. Yet here I am. If Trump would just take Greenland, it would cheer me up immensely.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2019 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

353 327 Who was it that talked about 'defining deviancy down'? Was that Moynihan?
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Its not that we are defining it down, its that we are concentrating it to its own zip codes. Leave any Blue Shithole and you will find normal all over the place. The problem is the buget of Blue Shitholes and the lack of adult supervision allows for endless pranks on the normals. See CA or NY how this works against the normals. Then there is the weaponization of mentally ill homeless to grow the shithole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:32 AM (2LelM)

354 >.Forcing you to accept their perversions isn't about the perversions, as much as they may enjoy them.

It's about the forcing. They are power-obsessed megalomaniacs that would rather rule an ash heap than be a citizen of paradise.
- - - -
They hate good, moral people because it reminds them of their weakness, corruption and deviance.
The force helps them not feel that way; they must corrupt everyone so that they can feel superior again. "See, everyone is as bad at me, and I am the king deviant among them!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:32 AM (bDqIh)

355 Don't be schtupid, be a schmartie,
Come and join the Donner party!

LOL.
Posted by: shibumi



Donner Party, party of nine!
Now serving the Donner party, party of nine!
Now serving the Donner party, party of eight!
Now serving the Donner party, party of seven!
Now serving the Donner party, party of six!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:33 AM (/c+/z)

356 The same people anonymously getting you banned of Facebook or Twitter will be dropping a dime on you regarding your guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2019 09:28 AM (/c+/z)

Oh fuck yeah. I was posting photos on FB from my shooting lessons with Weasel's SBGs. My lib classmate was all "OMG, Miley, you're scaring me!" I responded "Wut? They're photographs and can't hurt you."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 09:33 AM (NMAzL)

357 Too bad your reading comprehension sucks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 09:30 AM (wYseH)


Nobody mentioned your name - yet here you are.

You do that a lot. A fucking lot. A hash only consists of five characters. At this rate - you're going to block them all fairly quickly.

I doubt Ace will thank you once they're all gone.

Posted by: The White Devil at August 22, 2019 09:34 AM (qJsa+)

358 These people know what they are doing is morally wrong, and feel guilty. However, if society sanctions their sins, well, then, it's not a really a sin any more and they don't feel guilty. IMHO, all of this is about easing their guilt about committing sins against man and God.
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The hiearchy of operating systems favors the shameless over the shame and guilt people. Well, until the shooting starts.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2019 09:34 AM (2LelM)

359 330 >>Link 404.

Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

Huh. I'm still getting a notice of:

Error: Unable to find URL to redirect to.

But I've gone to The Political Insider now. I'll find it. Thanks.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:34 AM (JExoS)

360 Though I'm sure it seems like a sideshow to non-gamers, it was important - it was one of the only battles of the culture war where sanity won against the Progs. The attempt by scoundrels to claim moral authority was soundly rejected. There is still an entertainment industry the Left doesn't fully control, that trends toward traditional storytelling instead of wokeness, and it's been driving them batty.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 22, 2019 09:23 AM (J+mig)


I don't know if it really was won. At least not yet. Check out most games media and they are still super prog. Like their agenda is pushing the bullshit and they just talk about video games to push it. They are constantly attacking anyone in the games industry that is not bending the knee. Now the good thing is that most gamers themselves don't want to deal with that bullshit and roll their eyes. But just look at the media freak out about Cyberpunk to know that the the journalists have learned nothing and just try to use gamer gate as a slur to deplatform the people that aren't sufficiently woke.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 09:36 AM (yMjSg)

361 >>Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6


Yeah, I noticed "sleepy" Jeff Sessions was doing a good job with human trafficking, child porn and MS-13, which are a lot of times related.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:37 AM (bDqIh)

362 >>Though I'm sure it seems like a sideshow to non-gamers, it was important - it was one of the only battles of the culture war where sanity won against the Progs.


I watched the Joe Rogan interview with Candace Owens the other day - it was from 2018. I had no idea she managed to stumble into the Gamergate saga and then deal such an unintentionally killer blow to Zoe Quinn. Hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:39 AM (bDqIh)

363 359 330 >>Link 404.

Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

Huh. I'm still getting a notice of:

Error: Unable to find URL to redirect to.

But I've gone to The Political Insider now. I'll find it. Thanks.
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:34 AM (JExoS)

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/human-trafficking-arrests-surge/

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:42 AM (JExoS)

364 361 >>Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6

Yeah, I noticed "sleepy" Jeff Sessions was doing a good job with human trafficking, child porn and MS-13, which are a lot of times related.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:37 AM (bDqIh)

I'm glad to see his reputation being redeemed.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:43 AM (JExoS)

365 Yeah, I noticed "sleepy" Jeff Sessions was doing a good job with human trafficking, child porn and MS-13, which are a lot of times related.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:37 AM (bDqIh)

I'm glad to see his reputation being redeemed.
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:43 AM (JExoS)


He had a big job to do and it wasn't going to be easy on all fronts. DJT called him his biggest mistake and whether he's bullshitting with misdirection or not I've taken him at his word.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 22, 2019 09:47 AM (y7DUB)

366 364 361 >>Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6

Yeah, I noticed "sleepy" Jeff Sessions was doing a good job with human trafficking, child porn and MS-13, which are a lot of times related.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:37 AM (bDqIh)

I'm glad to see his reputation being redeemed.
Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:43 AM (JExoS)


No one here was ever critical of his going after that stuff. It was about the only time he wasn't testing out the latest mattress technology.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2019 09:48 AM (yMjSg)

367 330 >>Link 404.

Try again. Works for me. It'a a link to The Political Insider, July 2, 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jqxfx6
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

FWIW, I get this tinyurl:

https://tinyurl.com/y2pbxs9q

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:48 AM (JExoS)

368 Morning glories.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 22, 2019 09:49 AM (/Njku)

369 >>He had a big job to do and it wasn't going to be easy on all fronts. DJT called him his biggest mistake and whether he's bullshitting with misdirection or not I've taken him at his word.


Yeah just noting that apart from his obvious failures, he *did* accomplish some things that DJT (and we) wanted done.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

370 369 >>He had a big job to do and it wasn't going to be easy on all fronts. DJT called him his biggest mistake and whether he's bullshitting with misdirection or not I've taken him at his word.

Yeah just noting that apart from his obvious failures, he *did* accomplish some things that DJT (and we) wanted done.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

Maybe he's lurking.
*waves*

Posted by: m at August 22, 2019 09:55 AM (JExoS)

371 The White Devil

Re: Running out of hashes

31 billion, over three for everyone on the planet.

Pedantic? Yes.

Sorry...Math.

Posted by: pawn at August 22, 2019 10:11 AM (PveK5)

372 (Insert banging head against wall emoji)

Barr expects Trump-backed gun proposals on Capitol Hill
https://washex.am/2zelMbo

Attorney General William Barr said he expects the Trump administration to reach some sort of agreement on gun control with leaders in Congress when they return from summer recess next month.

"Yes, I do have an idea," Barr said Wednesday in Dallas when a reporter asked about the potential for gun legislation, following a string of deadly mass shootings across the country.

"The president has been consulting broadly, particularly with members of Congress and the leadership on the Hill," Barr continued. "And when Congress returns from recess, I expect that the administration, as well as leaders on the Hill, will be advancing some proposals."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 22, 2019 10:12 AM (9BmSv)

373 Thanks, as always, for that breath of fresh air, JJ. Nice to know that I'm not the only member of The Tribe who thinks that way.

Posted by: 370H55V at August 22, 2019 11:05 AM (0MbBD)

374 Good morning to my favorite person in news aggregation! First place I go daily for stories for my morning news stream. Always try to plug AoS and JJ.

Posted by: PDawg Knight at August 22, 2019 11:51 AM (D7nPh)

375 Hasan Poker? Who is that? Some kinda new asshole?

Posted by: torabora at August 22, 2019 12:48 PM (g7jQE)

376 190 My buddy never had lust in his heart for his mom's friend.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:45 AM (3o++7)

Lust originates elsewhere.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 22, 2019 08:46 AM (NMAzL)


Yanno, I was trying to be genteel, but I guess that doesn't work for this crowd.

My buddy's dick never moved for the old crone.

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