The Democrat Socialist (He/Him) Convention, With South Park Animation


Here's the real video, again:



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1 LOL

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 02:00 PM (l9mVC)

2 Hey der

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2019 02:00 PM (7ZQe3)

3 These people are beyond parody.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (7ZQe3)

4 Meh, never watched South Park. Or the Simpsons. Or any of the other 'adult' cartoons...

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (T9rmq)

5 We sit here laughing at them while they are taking over.

And while they pretend to be special flowers triggered by the wrong pronoun, they'll send you to the gas chamber without blinking an eye.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (FiUMj)

6 It's sad that the audio is actually real.

However, it makes me want to license and distribute Lithium Water.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (AkkRZ)

7 Corgi's called

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (T9rmq)

8 Anything to get out of that last thread.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (8QqO/)

9 Is this official or made by a fan?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (xPl2J)

10 Respect my authoritEEE!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 20, 2019 02:04 PM (vkS2Z)

11 How would one indicate that one wanted to be called a shim, but only the sliver of wood kind, not the s/him kind?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 20, 2019 02:04 PM (xptlg)

12 "Take a deep breath...aaa hugh.."
An aggressive sent ... like a bratwurst and sauerkraut fart?

Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2019 02:04 PM (7hzzD)

13 Perfection!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

14 They didn't make the one bitching about 'gendered language' look anything like the fat ugly guy in the spandex dress that actually said it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

15 An aggressive sent ... like a bratwurst and sauerkraut fart?
Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2019 02:04 PM (7hzzD)


Dammit! I wanted to stay.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2019 02:05 PM (aS1PU)

16 Years ago, during the Bush Admin, there was a discussion for a while about "South Park Republicans": the right wing supporters who were foul mouthed, mocking, and generally dismissive of the left as nutters.

I thought it was a bit silly at the time, but Donald Trump is a South Park Republican, and he's encouraged the others to be more open as well. We need that. The left can't stand mockery. Neither can the GOPe. If you want to have a chance of carrying on a Trump wing of the party after 2024, start by encouraging people to be vocal in their disdain for this absurdity.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2019 02:06 PM (wCmLp)

17 How would one indicate that one wanted to be called a shim, but only the sliver of wood kind, not the s/him kind?"

Wedge? Taper?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2019 02:06 PM (6qErC)

18 Stop the hammering! Stop the hammering! Stop the hammering!


AAAAHHHHHH!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 20, 2019 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

19 That was real? I honestly thought that came out of the brains of the SouthPark people.


Lord help us.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2019 02:06 PM (mFoNl)

20 Deescalate ourselves? WTH does that even mean?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (T6t7i)

21 Anything to get out of that last thread.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 02:03 PM (8QqO/)

-----

*puts Hikaru in a headlock

*give him judicious big brother noggin noogies

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

22 "De-escalate each other and de-escalate ourselves"

Think he mean "emasculate," LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

23

hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (vEIlU)

24 "We sit here laughing at them while they are taking over.



And while they pretend to be special flowers triggered by the wrong
pronoun, they'll send you to the gas chamber without blinking an eye.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (FiUMj)"
You can laugh and load mags at the same time. Just sayin'

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (eAshZ)

25 it's all well and good to laugh at these people, but they're murderers...well, they will be if they ever get their way. Just think of any commie country, 1/3 the population dead or in jail.

Posted by: DNC/MEDIA at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (JziUy)

26 Deescalate ourselves? WTH does that even mean?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (T6t7i)


Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at August 20, 2019 02:07 PM (aS1PU)

27 And some of you really think these people are physically dangerous? One man with a BB air pistol could have had that entire room on their knees, quivering in terror.

Although what I would really have loved to see was 5 guys in gorilla masks, running through the room blowing canned air horns. Especially right into the ear of Mr. "I'm triggered by loud noises!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

28 Deescalate ourselves? WTH does that even mean?"

Mix water and vinegar, let set for...

Oh. Read as descale...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2019 02:08 PM (6qErC)

29 did anyone besides me see the South Park episode in which Hillary debates Mr Garrison?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:08 PM (ZqRa6)

30 Its the Victim Olympics!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

31 I thought the plot was hard to follow and that there was no clear protagonist to root for. 1 Star.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (UG4SD)

32

Bringing out there outer lunatic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (vEIlU)

33 >>Deescalate ourselves? WTH does that even mean?


Deep breathing, closing your eyes and thinking of your happy place, looking in the mirror and telling yourself "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

34 The Time of Purification is at hand.

Posted by: The Angel of Death in a Funny Hat at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

35 Those people in that room have wayyyyy too much time on their hands.

Which is why they are in that room in the first place.

Wackadoodles.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (Z+IKu)

36


H to He, Who Am the Only One

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (aKsyK)

37 I think the "aggressive scent" thing means no farting.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2019 02:10 PM (dfRN6)

38 It sounds like right-wing escalators actually did get in there and mocked these snowflakes because those can't be real infants talking ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:10 PM (v+3QR)

39 I believe Deescalate is taking the Down escalator.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (A2L5A)

40 Team Capitalism! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (LISuA)

41 Excellent re-enactment of a South Park episode! I bet they cut their teeth on the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (f6lTY)

42

"comrades"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (vEIlU)

43 As close to perfection as we will ever see in this fallen world.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (x6XkS)

44 A treatment for the 'sensory overload' asshole would be
to discharge any large caliber handgun about 2" from his earholes, parallel to the skull of course.
Viola, no more sensory overload, or anything for that matter.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (dmoiP)

45 37
I think the "aggressive scent" thing means no farting.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Yeah, the "bean burrito" menu option was probably not a good idea.

Posted by: SD menu planning committee at August 20, 2019 02:11 PM (T6t7i)

46 I identify He/Haw

Posted by: Corndog at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (p3eEq)

47 37
I think the "aggressive scent" thing means no farting.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2019 02:10 PM (dfRN6)

________


"Here, hold my junk." -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (v+3QR)

48 A sobering thought. There is a decent chance one of the persons in that video will be in charge of the retirement home we will be sent to for our reeducation.

Posted by: nearsighted cyclops now rocking the monocle at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (xV6Pj)

49 I think the "aggressive scent" thing means no farting.

Could also mean bacon.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (f6lTY)

50 As far as infiltration by right wing activist, I could not have done any better than those speakers as to make fools of all of them.

Posted by: Picric at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (nonGu)

51
so..... much....... uptalking .......

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

52

The original video should be called "We Are Not Men"...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (vEIlU)

53 >>I think the "aggressive scent" thing means no farting.

With that crowd?
Probably BO, pot, and patchouli

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2019 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

54 I think 'aggressive scent' is any whiff of testosterone. So male toxicity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:13 PM (A2L5A)

55 The Chinese have to be laughing their asses off and saying, "just wait".

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:13 PM (n13/j)

56 I very much doubt any right wing infiltrators could have made it through this straight faced.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2019 02:13 PM (l9mVC)

57 It would have only been better if when he did the deep breath he had smelled his own fart like in the Smug episode. Still funny as shit

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 20, 2019 02:13 PM (mrrpb)

58 I didn't think the original could get any funnier.


I was wrong. RFOL

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:14 PM (sjdRT)

59

Guy on podium with bandana.
Plastic cup!
Plastic badge!
Not very ecoFriendly...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:14 PM (vEIlU)

60 It's no wonder the mexicans think they can just move in.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 02:14 PM (88+cf)

61 4
Then you are missing out on some very funny and entertaining craziness. Oprah's vajayjay with the handgun was roll on the floor hilarious

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 20, 2019 02:14 PM (SMyjc)

62 34 The Time of Purification is at hand.
Posted by: The Angel of Death in a Funny Hat at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

I don't know who you are, but I tip my funny hat at you for the obscure Simpsons reference

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2019 02:14 PM (Izzlo)

63 Is it wrong for me to wistfully hope for locked doors and an auditorium fire?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (dmoiP)

64
None of you get what was really going on there.

What we witness in this video is a bunch of little
DICTATORS flexing their Leftist-Fascist muscles by ORDERING
each other around.

That's what "progressivism" is really all about: the authority to be a Dictator to everyone around you. It has nothing to do with "sensory overload" and "cis gender pronouns." Those are merely clubs and cudgels same as a police officer's billy club.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bNaFO)

65 no joke, this should be an RNC commercial. Just play the thing and say at the end your endorse this message...fin.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (n13/j)

66 I think I can honestly say that not a single person has ever worried about "triggering my anxiety" for my entire life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (xfb67)

67

everyone breathe... lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (vEIlU)

68 "If these . . . organisms . . . are "the Revolution", then what could we possibly have to worry about?

Lots."

http://www.rottenchestnuts.com/speaking-of-stalin/

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:16 PM (Zqz9o)

69 I've been looking out for any kind of response from the DSA to the ridicule. So far, nothing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:16 PM (O7MnT)

70 Unlike attendees at billionaire socialist Google Camp, these Democratic Socialists probably will never fly on a private jet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:16 PM (LISuA)

71 This is the new reality for the commies, God bless their pointy little heads.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (qZdIZ)

72 64


None of you get what was really going on there.


Here? Yeah, I kinda think that's not true.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (T6t7i)

73 None of you get what was really going on there.

What we witness in this video is a bunch of little
DICTATORS flexing their Leftist-Fascist muscles by ORDERING
each other around.

That's what "progressivism" is really all about: the authority to be a Dictator to everyone around you. It has nothing to do with "sensory overload" and "cis gender pronouns." Those are merely clubs and cudgels same as a police officer's billy club.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bNaFO)


Heil Myself!

Posted by: Point of Personal Privilege at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (aS1PU)

74 I bet no one gets laid at DSA conventions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (xfb67)

75
The "aggressive scent" is directed at people wearing perfume or deodorant without permission.

You cannot just invade Other People's olfactory senses without their consent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (bNaFO)

76
69 I've been looking out for any kind of response from the DSA to the ridicule. So far, nothing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:16 PM (O7MnT)


What do you mean, ridicule? These are our sacred rituals.

Posted by: DSA - Now More Than Ever With the Naval Gazing at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

77 51
so..... much....... uptalking .......
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

Todd was breathing? And then Sequoia farted? And then I was trigerrrrrrrred?

Posted by: Moonflower, Twitter Influencer at August 20, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

78 I thought the plot was hard to follow and that there was no clear protagonist to root for. 1 Star.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (UG4SD)



heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:18 PM (vEIlU)

79 The two Trump branded eaux de toilette are called "Success" and "Empire."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2019 02:18 PM (8ZmvG)

80 let's keep in mind, though, there are real revolutionaries who do things in private and who are just itching to start creating the New Soviet Man.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:18 PM (ZqRa6)

81 5 We sit here laughing at them while they are taking over.

And while they pretend to be special flowers triggered by the wrong pronoun, they'll send you to the gas chamber without blinking an eye.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (FiUMj)

This. Lurking Lurker knows what the deal is.

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:18 PM (Zqz9o)

82 "I believe Deescalate is taking the Down escalator."

Did somebody say 'Escalator'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQVnx2KERvw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:19 PM (cqNba)

83 That's what "progressivism" is really all about: the authority to be a Dictator to everyone around you. It has nothing to do with "sensory overload" and "cis gender pronouns." Those are merely clubs and cudgels same as a police officer's billy club.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bNaFO)

Yep. Like the TSA. Little people with power.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (A2L5A)

84 This is as close to perfection as we will see in this world.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (x6XkS)

85 31 I thought the plot was hard to follow and that there was no clear protagonist to root for. 1 Star.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (UG4SD)

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The sniper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (iikV8)

86 "What we witness in this video is a bunch of little
DICTATORS flexing their Leftist-Fascist muscles by ORDERING each other around."

Hey, I think it is time that we all practiced our de-escalation techniques while being cognizant of every other being here having the desire to send all of that being's foes to a gulag, if not to the side of a ditch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

87 I thought the plot was hard to follow and that there was no clear protagonist to root for. 1 Star.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 02:09 PM (UG4SD)

=========

The sniper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (iikV


the person who filmed it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2019 02:21 PM (vEIlU)

88 >>"What is the one demographic group you can deprecate with utter impunity, at any time, for any reason, in any venue whatsoever, without attracting a scintilla of opprobrium?"

HOA. You want to see petty tyrants in action, move into a home in an HOA.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

89

It should be called the Little Dictators Convention.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:21 PM (bNaFO)

90 I think that guy was a right wing infiltrater . Had to be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:21 PM (+bKWx)

91 http://bit.ly/2MsZtap
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

92 89

It should be called the Little Dictators Convention.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:21 PM (bNaFO)

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That's a kids movie from the 90s, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (iikV8)

93 My pronouns are ImAFuckingAsshole and PleaseCuckMe and if you're not a bigot, you will respect and use them... loudly and often.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (tJ655)

94
Lots.

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This.

These little dweebs are THERE because for the first time in their irrelevant pathetic lives, they belong and have power.

And they sorely want to WEILD that power.

I mean, just look at the way they are trying to out Dictator each other. DONT HISS!! IM TRIGEERED STOP THAT!! DONT USE GENDER PRONOUNS!!!! ITS IMPORTANT YOU GO TO YOUR QUIET ROOMS!!! UPTWINKLESSS!!!!

Dont kid yourself for on damn minute that any of these dutiful little Marxists wont cattle prod us off the trains and into the "showers" at their re-education camps.

These are the useful idiots Lenin refered to ....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

95
"I believe Deescalate is taking the Down escalator."

Did somebody say 'Escalator'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQVnx2KERvw
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


I thought it was going to be that Aerosmith song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (aKsyK)

96 also, much of history seems to show that it's these idiots who help create the left wing totalitarian society without realizing that many of them will also end up in the camps.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (ZqRa6)

97 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQVnx2KERvw
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:19 PM (cqNba)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (A2L5A)

98 There is something seriously mentally and emotionally wrong with Kellyanne Conway's husband.


The dude needs to get himself checked out.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (88mwq)

99 Dont kid yourself for on damn minute that any of these dutiful little Marxists wont cattle prod us off the trains and into the "showers" at their re-education camps.

These are the useful idiots Lenin refered to ....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

Megalomaniacs on a power trip.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (J+mig)

100 96 also, much of history seems to show that it's these idiots who help create the left wing totalitarian society without realizing that many of them will also end up in the camps.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (ZqRa6)

==========

"I'll never lose my grip on power."
-Danton

"Me neither."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:23 PM (iikV8)

101 And they laughed when I complained of fluoridation of the water!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (+y/Ru)

102
Little people with power.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:20 PM (A2L5A)

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HOA Directors and City Building Inspectors are the worst.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

103 81 5 We sit here laughing at them while they are taking over.

And while they pretend to be special flowers triggered by the wrong pronoun, they'll send you to the gas chamber without blinking an eye.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (FiUMj)

Very much the truth. That's why I cringe whenever I hear boomers say stuff like "What are these snowflakes gonna do in the real world lol." Umm, at the very least they're gonna work in HR and make your life miserable.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (N4xQB)

104 Who took the video? Was this something these buffoons released deliberately?
Are they actually proud of this kind of talk?
This is like those Palistinian Fail videos where the goathumpers blow themselves up.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (dmoiP)

105 >>also, much of history seems to show that it's these idiots who help create the left wing totalitarian society without realizing that many of them will also end up in the camps.

Useful idiots don't usually make it to the camps. They are lined up against a wall and shot when their usefulness has been depleted.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

106 I still say it's got to be some kind of brain parasite that roughly 53% of our population is susceptible to.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2019 02:25 PM (vtcmf)

107
Useful idiots don't usually make it to the camps. They are lined up against a wall and shot when their usefulness has been depleted.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)


Dude - can I say dude? Dude, that is so triggering, I'm like literally shaking right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 20, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

108 Speaking Of Stalin . . .

http://www.rottenchestnuts.com/speaking-of-stalin/

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:26 PM (Zqz9o)

109
That's why I cringe whenever I hear boomers say stuff like "What are these snowflakes gonna do in the real world lol." Umm, at the very least they're gonna work in HR and make your life miserable.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


Perhaps most boomers (myself included) no longer have to worry about HR departments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:26 PM (aKsyK)

110 106 I still say it's got to be some kind of brain parasite that roughly 53% of our population is susceptible to.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2019 02:25 PM (vtcmf)

Our plan for world domination proceeds apace.

Posted by: Cats who spread that brain parasite at August 20, 2019 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

111 I can't get over how nice the meeting room is. I hope they made a little video tribute after the meeting. They could entitle it, "Thank you, George Soros!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:27 PM (LISuA)

112 I bet no one gets laid at DSA conventions

=======
I bet that they want to, they are mammals after all, but I'm sure they aren't capable of it.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2019 02:27 PM (dmoiP)

113 Hi, I'm Witchdoktor, from Hell, pronouns Asshole/Shithead.

Did South Park do that? Funny.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at August 20, 2019 02:27 PM (TB7HE)

114 http://bit.ly/2MtOhKE
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Talk about Damning with Faint Praise

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (BqBId)

115 nah, no gas chambers. Leftists love show trials but are smart enough to use their enemies as really cheap labor. Those Rare Earth Elements needed for building the People's Solar Farms don't mine themselves. Unless Comrade #1 decides to stick with coal.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (ZqRa6)

116 114 http://bit.ly/2MtOhKE
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (BqBId)

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"His taste is paste has degraded a bit, though."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (iikV8)

117 "What is the one demographic group you can deprecate with utter impunity, at any time, for any reason, in any venue whatsoever, without attracting a scintilla of opprobrium?"

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CNN Analyst: White Men 'Greatest Terrorist Threat' In America

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Damn white men with their maleness and whiteness!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

118 >>Dude - can I say dude? Dude, that is so triggering, I'm like literally shaking right now.

Indeed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Can you stop the hammering? Just stop the hammering!

My God.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (TdMsT)

120 What we witness in this video is a bunch of little

DICTATORS flexing their Leftist-Fascist muscles by ORDERING

each other around.



That's what "progressivism" is really all about: the authority to be
a Dictator to everyone around you. It has nothing to do with "sensory
overload" and "cis gender pronouns." Those are merely clubs and cudgels
same as a police officer's billy club.





Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bNaFO)

_______


True. Recently heard David Horowitz describe these narcissistic Lefties as believing they are Gods intent on creating a new world in their image.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (v+3QR)

121 http://bit.ly/2Mt3FY2
*******
Author of Report on Google Search Manipulation Corrects Hillary Clinton After Her False Tweet Slamming the President

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (BqBId)

122 It's too bad they didn't include a Megan Rapinoe character, kneeling on stage. Through the whole convention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (LISuA)

123 117 "What is the one demographic group you can deprecate with utter impunity, at any time, for any reason, in any venue whatsoever, without attracting a scintilla of opprobrium?"

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CNN Analyst: White Men 'Greatest Terrorist Threat' In America

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Damn white men with their maleness and whiteness!
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at August 20, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

==========

White men who buy into progressivism?

For the good of America, all white men should be conservatives. They don't shoot people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (iikV8)

124 I'm like literally shaking right now.

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New speech I hate:

1. Uptalking
2. OVERUSE OF THE WORD LITERALLY.... especially when you mean "metaphorically"
3. Stupid snarky catphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

125 HOA Directors and City Building Inspectors are the worst.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

Yep, except HOA directors can be run against and voted out. I've done it and changed the whole thing. By taking the Presidents slot. Also, if you don't want an HOA then don't move into a community that has one. Step one. Thats a no brainer. But don't read the HOA CCR's then move into one and then bitch about it later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (A2L5A)

126 Our plan for world domination proceeds apace.

Posted by: Cats who spread that brain parasite


To many normal people here with kittehs. Gotta be another vector.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (vtcmf)

127 re 114: Babylon Bee..?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)

128 LOL - brilliant video.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2019 02:30 PM (O8WFE)

129 Deescalate ourselves? WTH does that even mean?


"Calm down and take a stress pill."

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 02:30 PM (AkkRZ)

130 Getting a little tired of the bum rap that HOA's get.

There is no law forcing an individual to purchase a home in a community governed by HOA's.

Don't like the HOA......DON"T buy a friggin home there.

Interested in buying in a community?

Download and read the Covenants and Restrictions before you decide that you like the community.

We just got done spending several days touring communities where we want to relocate.

And yes, every community that we had an interest in, we downloaded and read the Covenants and Restrictions for.

Even called a community manager, and an HOA President to get a feel for two communities.

And several communities got scratched off the list because, while the home in question was interesting, a drive through the community showed that the HOA was NOT enforcing any of their guidelines, and crap.

Tell me what your rules are.

I'll decide if I like them




(Rant off)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:30 PM (cqNba)

131 127 re 114: Babylon Bee..?
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)
******
NOPE

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:31 PM (BqBId)

132 Biden's Own Brain Surgeon Defends Biden's Brain - 'He's as Sharp as He Was 31 Years Ago'
*******
Talk about Damning with Faint Praise



Exactly. Rephrase coming in five...four...three...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:31 PM (LISuA)

133 RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

But please do it really quietly.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 20, 2019 02:31 PM (IDjUx)

134 I just farted.

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden, new Socialist at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (LISuA)

135 To many normal people here with kittehs. Gotta be another vector.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (vtcmf)

I've got one, but I'm not sure I qualify as normal.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (J+mig)

136 "Don't trigger me, dude! I am very, very sensitive to sensory overload, comrade!"

Then maybe you should back home and crawl back under your mommy's bed, you pathetic little pantywaist loser.

People like this shouldn't go out in public.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

137 >>And they sorely want to WEILD that power.

I mean, just look at the way they are trying to out Dictator each other. DONT HISS!! IM TRIGEERED STOP THAT!! DONT USE GENDER PRONOUNS!!!! ITS IMPORTANT YOU GO TO YOUR QUIET ROOMS!!! UPTWINKLESSS!!!!
- - - -


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DESTROYED OUR SOCIETAL NORMS OF CIVILITY AND CHIVALRY THAT ALLOWED US TO PEACEFULLY EXIST WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR GENERATIONS.


Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

138 (Rant off)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:30 PM (cqNba)

yeah. Me too. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (A2L5A)

139 Perhaps most boomers (myself included) no longer have to worry about HR departments.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:26 PM (aKsyK)

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At "evaluation" time.

HR: So, Fixer, what do you think is your greatest weakness.

ME: Im really too honest.

HR: Well, I dont think that being could ever be considered a weakness.

ME: I dont give a fuck what you think.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:32 PM (8XRCm)

140 Perhaps most boomers (myself included) no longer have to worry about HR departments.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:26 PM (aKsyK)

Of all the Boomer precepts, none can be more Boomer than this.

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (Zqz9o)

141 Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will

Posted by: Declan McMannus at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (fuK7c)

142 I would love to see a short film with Team America storming that convention.

I miss those puppets.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (IDjUx)

143 124 New speech I hate:

1. Uptalking
2. OVERUSE OF THE WORD LITERALLY.... especially when you mean "metaphorically"
3. Stupid snarky catphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

4. "Educate Yourself! I shouldn't have to explain it to idiots like you!"

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (sm6Pk)

144 That's what "progressivism" is really all about: the authority to be a Dictator to everyone around you. It has nothing to do with "sensory overload" and "cis gender pronouns." Those are merely clubs and cudgels same as a police officer's billy club. 

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bNaFO) 

This is the essence of it.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (ltuaO)

145 I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload.

LOL.


"Thank you, comrade."

"Please do NOT use gendered language ..."

"Hey! Sensory overload ... *beep* ... *beep* ... stop that damn hammering!!! ... *beep*"

"Stop hissing, you bitch!!"

"Thank you, comrade."



LOL. That meeting was hysterical. I'd like to watch the whole thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:34 PM (k4bRG)

146
Bloomberg "news" just ran a news update that Biden has regained his double digit lead in the polls. The video was Joe talking to a group of people. There were more Secret Service agents there than people to meet Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2019 02:34 PM (kw5n8)

147
I'm like literally shaking right now.



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New speech I hate:



1. Uptalking

2. OVERUSE OF THE WORD LITERALLY.... especially when you mean "metaphorically"

3. Stupid snarky catphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

I never use the word literally because it is has become so absurd now. Of course there are correct times to use it, but those times are actually very rare. yes, the Millennials use it when they mean figuratively, but really, they just throw it in for no reason at all. Almost every time I see it in writing on the web, the world could simply be deleted and the sentence meaning would not change. You don't have to replace it with figuratively or any other word, just delete the damn thing.

btw, agree on all the others too.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:34 PM (n13/j)

148 The guy yelling about "gendered language"? Yeah, red flag his ass. He looks nuts to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:35 PM (LISuA)

149 "Don't trigger me, dude! I am very, very sensitive to sensory overload, comrade!"

-
But I'm perfectly OK with Antifa attacking school busses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)

150
4. "Educate Yourself! I shouldn't have to explain it to idiots like you!"
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (sm6Pk)

-----

*grinds teeth*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

151 Random prediction: at some point during campaigning Addled Joe Biden will flip out when asked a challenging question and will attempt to physically assault the questioner.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 20, 2019 02:36 PM (II6Oo)

152 I wonder how many in that convention hall are teachers........

Posted by: Wise Cracker at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (XT6Vl)

153 I wonder how sensory overload snowflake will like the sound of my Garand when he comes to herd me onto the train? It may even trigger his anxiety - but only briefly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (sjdRT)

154 So NBC News did a hit job on Epoch Times

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (BqBId)

155
Does farting count as an "aggressive scents" violation? Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (pNxlR)

156 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (aS1PU)

157 I'm like literally shaking right now.





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New speech I hate:





1. Uptalking


2. OVERUSE OF THE WORD LITERALLY.... especially when you mean "metaphorically"


3. Stupid snarky catphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".



Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

I hate it when someone responds to a previous post by saying "sorry" and then making their point. What does sorry have to do with it? If you disagree, do so. They don't say "I am sorry" they just say "sorry" and blather on. I have not noticed this here, just something that i see on message boards a lot.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (n13/j)

158 Democratic Socialists are the new Shakers. People who will obviously will never propagate themselves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (LISuA)

159 There is no law forcing an individual to purchase a home in a community governed by HOA's.

Don't like the HOA......DON"T buy a friggin home there.


Works well for a good amount of the country. Some areas though, if I don't want to get into an HOA I have to live in a different state. Some parts of the country are exactly like that....there is no realistic alternative.

My compromise - get on the HOA board. If the HOA won't leave me alone, I'm going to be on the board making the rules.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (TB7HE)

160 There were more Secret Service agents there than people to meet Biden

-
Those weren't SS agents. They were gaffe suppression specialists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

161 Bloomberg "news" just ran a news update that Biden has regained his double digit lead in the polls. The video was Joe talking to a group of people while his handlers kept the jar of tasty, tasty paste just out of camera range.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (O7MnT)

162 Zombie Stalin, Zombie Lenin, Zombie Mao, and Zombie Pol Pot all just petitioned G-d to be reanimated so that they could kill themselves.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (S6rpg)

163 A point of Privilege!

AoSHQ is the apotheosis of a South Park Republican hangout.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (XEuGl)

164 Loved have been where the camera guy was so I could blow on a Vuvuzela.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (+bKWx)

165 You know the UK is banning advertisements for promoting gender stereotyping now, right?

Combine that with all the pallor in the video and we have the apogee of White Civilization.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (fuK7c)

166
Is that actually SP, or did someone just time shift the audio track over an old SP episode. I ask because of the shoddy "uptwinkles photo" overlay on the big monitor in the back, which is crude, even by their standards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (eGEVz)

167 es, the Millennials use it when they mean figuratively, but really, they just throw it in for no reason at all.

"Literally" is an all-purpose pointless intensifier.

And may I add "actually" as another verbal tic that is now reflexive in many quarters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (rAa90)

168 154 So NBC News did a hit job on Epoch Times
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (BqBId)
=======

Must have been their turn. WaPo did one a few weeks ago, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (LISuA)

169 Don't like the HOA......DON"T buy a friggin home there.

Lack of an HOA was a key factor when we bought our house.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (O7MnT)

170 I hate it when someone responds to a previous post by saying "sorry" and then making their point. What does sorry have to do with it? If you disagree, do so. They don't say "I am sorry" they just say "sorry" and blather on. I have not noticed this here, just something that i see on message boards a lot.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (n13/j)


'Sorry. If you were right I'd agree with you.'

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (k4bRG)

171 I would very much like to see someone call Biden "Fredo".

Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ZqRa6)

172 Could we collectively defeat the libtard millennials by simply verbally abusing them when they demonstrate? Pretty sure I personally could make them weep and require years of psychotherapy without really even putting in any effort.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (AkkRZ)

173 You know the UK is banning advertisements for promoting gender stereotyping now, right?

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I don't get this at all.

Women, eat our brand of broccoli to improve your prostrate health!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (A8W5E)

174 158 Democratic Socialists are the new Shakers. People who will obviously will never propagate themselves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (LISuA)

Shakers at least made some nice furniture. What have democratic socialists done that was creative?

Posted by: Cats who spread that brain parasite at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

175 "My compromise - get on the HOA board. If the HOA won't leave me alone, I'm going to be on the board making the rules."

This idea works on so many different levels.


HOA

County Council

State Governance


Etc..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (cqNba)

176 You know the UK is banning advertisements for promoting gender stereotyping now, right?

--

Have they banned the Spanish language, btw?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (A8W5E)

177 I hate it when someone responds to a previous post by saying "sorry" and then making their point. What does sorry have to do with it? If you disagree, do so. They don't say "I am sorry" they just say "sorry" and blather on. I have not noticed this here, just something that i see on message boards a lot.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (n13/j)

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Another irritant is somebody makes a decent, strong rebuttal to a point, but, then....... pussies out and puts LOL at the end.

WTF dude..... have enough sand to make your point and stand on it. But you just undermined your own arguments by laughing at it.

Have we become this allergic to "conflict" that we have to LOL our best arguments???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

178
"Hey! Sensory overload ... *beep* ... *beep* ... stop that damn hammering!!! ... *beep*


I was taking jewelry classes last week. Suffice it to say there was s lot of hammering in the classroom areas.

My comment of, "Stop the hammering!" dropped here and there went unrecognized.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

179 Garbage and feces piling up in the streets of the cities they've ruined, rats carrying bubonic plague and God knows what other diseases, homeless encampments proliferating exponentially, and these overgrown adolescents are hyper-focused on the "proper" gender pronouns to use so fellow comrades won't be "triggered" by each other at their Democratic Socialist Conference.

Impossible to take these idiots seriously as a viable political force in this country.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (E6u0J)

180 Stupid snarky catchphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".

I believe those usages originated on the sidewalks of San Francisco.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (rAa90)

181 I hate it when someone responds to a previous post by saying "sorry" and then making their point.

My peeve is people making their point and then staying "Full stop!" Unless you're commanding a naval armada, using the expression "Full stop" makes you as an ass.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (O7MnT)

182 But I'm perfectly OK with Antifa attacking school busses.
_______________

And smashing bike locks into the heads of those pesky "right wing infiltrators!"

'Cuz they just have it coming to them, being so trigger-y and all, with their insistence on using gendered language and having gendered bathrooms and constantly overloading my super-delicate sensory organs with their annoying normalcy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (k4dH2)

183 I thought zombie zex was illegal?
I have copyright on zex.
I mean the word,, zex not the act.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (9PtLS)

184 Clearly this is just a fan video remake. But I hope the SP creators take heed and run with it. So much low hanging fruit there -- especially the use of "jazz hands" in lieu of applause.

Posted by: Swanzinator at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (FEaBh)

185 "What have democratic socialists done that was creative?"

Combined the words 'Democrat' and Socialist'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (cqNba)

186 Parasitic sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

187 Does farting count as an "aggressive scents" violation? Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:



Walk up and down the aisles of that hall crop dusting.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (3oX+R)

188 I can picture a Far Side cartoon where one lion says to a pride of lions they are so hungry they could literally eat an elephant.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (+bKWx)

189 Like "I'll just leave this right here"

In San Francisco, that means someone just took a shit in the street.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (k4bRG)

190 I wish I knew about this DSA convention at the time. I'd be sorely tempted to waltz in there, sit down, and put on my MAGA cap.

That'd probably agitate 75% of the attendees into a coma.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (TB7HE)

191 174 158 Democratic Socialists are the new Shakers. People who will obviously will never propagate themselves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (LISuA)

They propagate themselves by owning the schools, entertainment media, and news media. They've been reproducing in such fashion for a century. They convert your children. Smdh.

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (Zqz9o)

192 Hmm. Masculinity. Loud noises. Whiteness...

Gentlemen, I've determined that the enemy's weakness is bagpipes.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (J+mig)

193 Garbage and feces piling up in the streets of the cities they've ruined, rats carrying bubonic plague and God knows what other diseases, homeless encampments proliferating exponentially, and these overgrown adolescents are hyper-focused on the "proper" gender pronouns to use so fellow comrades won't be "triggered" by each other at their Democratic Socialist Conference.

Leftists have an amazing ability to ignore severe problems right in front of them, and instead to focus hysterically on non-problems. See, e.g., Islamic terrorist vs. global warming.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (rAa90)

194 Another irritant is somebody makes a decent, strong rebuttal to a point, but, then....... pussies out and puts LOL at the end.

WTF dude..... have enough sand to make your point and stand on it. But you just undermined your own arguments by laughing at it.

Have we become this allergic to "conflict" that we have to LOL our best arguments???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

I've seen people who put lol at the end of everything. I wonder whether it is like desu(in Japanese).

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (yOykd)

195 >Combined the words 'Democrat' and Socialist'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (cqNba)


Soooo.......Dazi?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (sjdRT)

196 Don't like the HOA......DON"T buy a friggin home there.

----


Deal.

I refuse to live in one.

But the ratio of malevolence to benevolnce is off the chart.

And edging MY lawn every other mowing is NOT neglecting the landscaping.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

197 Why the NBC hitpiece on Epoch Times will backfire - first, recognize that relatively speaking, very few people have ever heard of it. I imagine most on this site have, and other conservative websites, but I would guess that 99% of the general population has never heard of them.

Among people who read them, none are going to say "oh wow, NBC doesn't like them, I guess I won't look at it anymore." Not gonna happen. And of the other 99%, there will be some who say "hmm that's interesting, I ought to check it out and see what's up with that." And so it will end up being the most widepread and best advertising they've ever had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (Kpl3J)

198
"Literally" is an all-purpose pointless intensifier.


Firearms' intensifiers are not pointless. Literally.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (pNxlR)

199 My peeve is people making their point and then staying "Full stop!" Unless you're commanding a naval armada, using the expression "Full stop" makes you as an ass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



Or telegraph.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (3oX+R)

200
My peeve is people making their point and then staying "Full stop!" Unless you're commanding a naval armada, using the expression "Full stop" makes you as an ass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (O7MnT)

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I picked that up from the old man, who spent years living in England, where they say "full stop" instead of "period."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (eGEVz)

201 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

202 If only South Park wasn't on Comedy Central. I'd watch it.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

203 185 "What have democratic socialists done that was creative?"

Combined the words 'Democrat' and Socialist'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (cqNba)


Because "Communist" is ... such an ugly word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (rAa90)

204 My pet peeve is people with pet peeves.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

205 179 Garbage and feces piling up in the streets of the cities they've ruined, rats carrying bubonic plague and God knows what other diseases, homeless encampments proliferating exponentially, and these overgrown adolescents are hyper-focused on the "proper" gender pronouns to use so fellow comrades won't be "triggered" by each other at their Democratic Socialist Conference.

Impossible to take these idiots seriously as a viable political force in this country.




Posted by: Anonymous 7



you have just described Seattle to a T

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

206 Tell me what your rules are.



I'll decide if I like them









(Rant off)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:30 PM (cqNba)

_______


Fair points, but it really sucks when the HOA won't enforce their own rules and your asshole neighbors take advantage of that. So yeah, we had to leave ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (kfXhP)

207 "Lack of an HOA was a key factor when we bought our house"

Again...this is exactly as it should be.

We even saw some MLS listings that the opening sentence was......NO HOA!!!


America...a land of opportunity.

And freedom of choice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (cqNba)

208
I picked that up from the old man, who spent years living in England, where they say "full stop" instead of "period."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (eGEVz)

Possibly a habit from telegrams.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (yOykd)

209 Firearms' intensifiers are not pointless. Literally.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (pNxlR)


Belt-fed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (rAa90)

210 Sorry. If you were right I'd agree with you.'

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (k4bRG)

i knew that was coming

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (n13/j)

211 And edging MY lawn every other mowing is NOT neglecting the landscaping.....
Posted by: fixerupper


*shifty eyes*

Wait! We're supposed to do that?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (3oX+R)

212 can my pet peeve be my support pet?

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)

213 195 >Combined the words 'Democrat' and Socialist'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (cqNba)


Soooo.......Dazi?
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (sjdRT)

They're internationalists too, so let's go with Dizi, pronounced Dizzy. It's a good insult.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (J+mig)

214
My pet peeve is people with peeved pets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (pNxlR)

215 FWIW, I ignore my HOA on pretty much everything. They once got on my case for flying a Gadsden flag, saying it was political. Threatened me with a fine. I simply told them that I'm never selling the house, I'll be dying in it, and the absolute most they could legally do is put a lien of $50 against the house which wouldn't be addressed until the estate sale and all that.

The HOA shut up about it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (TB7HE)

216 >204
My pet peeve is people with pet peeves.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)


And also the NL East standings.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (sjdRT)

217 190 I wish I knew about this DSA convention at the time. I'd be sorely tempted to waltz in there, sit down, and put on my MAGA cap.

That'd probably agitate 75% of the attendees into a coma.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at August 20, 2019 02:42 PM (TB7HE)

There would be a brief mention on cable news that night about some guy in a MAGA hat being swarmed and getting his ass kicked.

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (Zqz9o)

218 151 Random prediction: at some point during campaigning Addled Joe Biden will flip out when asked a challenging question and will attempt to physically assault the questioner.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 20, 2019 02:36 PM (II6Oo)

==========

That...already happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (iikV8)

219
i knew that was coming
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (n13/j)


Period. Full stop.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

220 My pet peeve is people with pet peeves.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

-----

My peeves are more...... feral.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

221 >>And also the NL East standings.

Hurtful and unnecessary.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

222 Possibly a habit from telegrams.

No question. Stop meant period, end of sentence. Full stop meant end of transmission.

I don't mind it as a way of saying this is all I have to say on this matter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (fuK7c)

223 We sit here laughing at them while they are taking over.

And while they pretend to be special flowers triggered by the wrong pronoun, they'll send you to the gas chamber without blinking an eye.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 20, 2019 02:01 PM (FiUMj)


Correction, they were this -><- close to taking over, but the Trumpening has caused them to drop masks. The reason the Commies have turned the rhetoric up to eleventy!!11!! is because the agenda has become derailed. However, you are correct in assessing the blood-thirsty nature of the enemy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (5Yee7)

224 What may have inspired South Park is how Garrisony the moderator was by constantly interjecting "n'kay?" after every one of his asinine assertions and commands.

It's manipulative nonsense-speak. Acting as though the listener has "consented" to each segment of the sentence (n'kay?) and then continuing as though you are now in agreement with whatever other drivel follows.

"Like, you can all go to the ovens now, n'kay?"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (koNhm)

225 177 I hate it when someone responds to a previous post by saying "sorry" and then making their point. What does sorry have to do with it? If you disagree, do so. They don't say "I am sorry" they just say "sorry" and blather on. I have not noticed this here, just something that i see on message boards a lot.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:37 PM (n13/j)

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Another irritant is somebody makes a decent, strong rebuttal to a point, but, then....... pussies out and puts LOL at the end.

WTF dude..... have enough sand to make your point and stand on it. But you just undermined your own arguments by laughing at it.

Have we become this allergic to "conflict" that we have to LOL our best arguments???
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

===========

THIS

(I hate this construction)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (iikV8)

226 That video of the actual socialist assholes is completely hilariously cringeworthy.

It cracks my ass up.

And adding the South Park animation is brilliant.

The trouble is, these mentally ill people want us dead, and wont stop.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

227 I wanted to hear, what I would have given a pinky finger to hear, was a loud deep voice from across the room, "Oh for Chrissakes, shut the f*ck up!"

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:47 PM (H8QX8)

228 I've seen people who put lol at the end of everything. I wonder whether it is like desu(in Japanese).

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (yOykd)


People read LOL differently and that changes how a sentence looks. I always read it as "Lots of Laughs". Others read it as "Laughing Out Loud". SOmetimes the sentence makes sense with one reading but not the other.

But other than that I don't know what you guys are talking about. People, here, seem to put LOL in their comments when they are laughing at some part of the comment, either a piece or in total. Sometimes they are laughing with themselves ("I said something that made me laugh it was so funny") and sometimes they are laughing at others.

I have seen no issues with how people use LOL, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:47 PM (k4bRG)

229 i knew that was coming
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (n13/j)

Period. Full stop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

I'll just leave this here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

230 "Fair points, but it really sucks when the HOA won't enforce their own rules and your asshole neighbors take advantage of that. So yeah, we had to leave ..."

IANAL, but many of the Covenants that I see allow another homeowner to sue the offender.

And one might even build a case of liability against the HOA (Usually a Corporation) for failure to execute their duties and responsibilities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:47 PM (cqNba)

231 205 179 Garbage and feces piling up in the streets of the cities they've ruined, rats carrying bubonic plague and God knows what other diseases, homeless encampments proliferating exponentially, and these overgrown adolescents are hyper-focused on the "proper" gender pronouns to use so fellow comrades won't be "triggered" by each other at their Democratic Socialist Conference.

Impossible to take these idiots seriously as a viable political force in this country.




Posted by: Anonymous 7



you have just described Seattle to a T
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

And men wearing pussy hats when they don't have to! It's madness!

Hellooooooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

232
3. Stupid snarky catphrases. Like "I'll just leave this right here" or "Let that sink in".
Posted by: fixerupper

======

"Go ahead. I'll wait."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (dstcr)

233 187 Does farting count as an "aggressive scents" violation? Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
____________________

Would have been funny if somebody sitting near that pathetic snowflake would have let fly some huge fart or belch that shook the windows of that room as he was making his pathetic "don't overload me, comrade" speech. Wonder if the snowflake would have fainted dead away from the sensory overload?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (k4dH2)

234 i knew that was coming

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:45 PM (n13/j)


It's one of my favorite movie lines.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (k4bRG)

235 What's weird about this is that South Park veered pretty far to the left in the last season. I mean, ManBearPig ended up being real and tearing people apart while the people of South Park sat around wishing they could do something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (iikV8)

236 LOLGF >

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:48 PM (+bKWx)

237 I always read it as "Lots of Laughs".


You have always been wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (fuK7c)

238
Guys . . . Guys . . ..

I getting some aggressively fun making vibes here in the comments.

Could you all be a little more accepting and vulnerable, please? And considerate of others' pronouns?

And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

239 es, the Millennials use it when they mean figuratively, but really, they just throw it in for no reason at all.



"Literally" is an all-purpose pointless intensifier.



And may I add "actually" as another verbal tic that is now reflexive in many quarters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (rAa90)
I did that in this thread lol. It is time to get serious and tighten this crap up.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (n13/j)

240 And edging MY lawn every other mowing is NOT neglecting the landscaping.....
=====

Don't you know that YOU are responsible for the value of each and every home in your association? Don't you know that unless you give your all, the property value will fall? Don't you know that bad personal habits make health care more expensive for all? /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (MIKMs)

241 THIS

(I hate this construction)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (iikV

------

Phew.

Im glad some of you youngins agree.

Sometimes I cant tell if I have valid points to make or Im just being a cranky old man.

Literally.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

242 I can see some upside to an HOA. But my impression is they always slouch towards being administered by petty tyrants who don't have to work for a living. Therefore, being an asshole becomes their avocation.
Never lived in one, never will.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (88+cf)

243 ...already happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (

I expect him to do something more than grab an arm.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (II6Oo)

244 >I getting some aggressively fun making vibes here in the comments.



Could you all be a little more accepting and vulnerable, please? And considerate of others' pronouns?



And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.



Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)


You're right. Lets hug it out.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

245 point of order ... the bike lock to my head was very disturbing to my mental focus ... if you could please refrain from smashing skulls, that would be appreciated.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (Cus5s)

246 I have seen no issues with how people use LOL, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (3oX+R)

247 238
Guys . . . Guys . . ..

I getting some aggressively fun making vibes here in the comments.

Could you all be a little more accepting and vulnerable, please? And considerate of others' pronouns?

And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

My preferred pronoun is "LOLGF."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

248 246 I have seen no issues with how people use LOL, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



ROTFLMAO.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (3oX+R)

AYFKM?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

249 ...already happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (

I expect him to do something more than grab an arm.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


F. U.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (3oX+R)

250 204 My pet peeve is people with pet peeves.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2019 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Set your peeve free. If it comes back to you, it's yours for life. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. [Sniffs daffodil]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

251 Phew.

Im glad some of you youngins agree.

Sometimes I cant tell if I have valid points to make or Im just being a cranky old man.

Literally.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

I think this is where the Horde says, "embrace the healing power of and".

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (yOykd)

252
Guys . . . Guys . . ..

I getting some aggressively fun making vibes here in the comments.

Could you all be a little more accepting and vulnerable, please? And considerate of others' pronouns?

And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

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Okay.... but first......

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

253
What may have inspired South Park is how Garrisony the moderator was by constantly interjecting "n'kay?" after every one of his asinine assertions and commands.

--------

That's Mr. Mackey.

Those guys went to my middle school a few years ahead of me, and he's based on our school counselor, Mr. Lackey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (eGEVz)

254 THIS

(I hate this construction)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (iikV

The LOL?

I sometimes wonder about the use of 'This/+1/Agreed'. I always say to myself, that's great there champ, but what are you actually adding and is this comment even necessary? So, I usually add some sort of commentary to try to either illustrate why this is a good point, which is kind of at odds when you are using 'This' to say nothing more needs be said on the matter, but I am going to say something anyway, in direct contradiction of what I said to open.

People are funny critters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

255 AYFKM?
Posted by: Insomniac


AFAIC, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (3oX+R)

256 I never use the word literally because it is has become so absurd now. Of course there are correct times to use it, but those times are actually very rare. yes, the Millennials use it when they mean figuratively, but really, they just throw it in for no reason at all. Almost every time I see it in writing on the web, the world could simply be deleted and the sentence meaning would not change. You don't have to replace it with figuratively or any other word, just delete the damn thing.

btw, agree on all the others too.
Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:34 PM


Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)

257 196 Don't like the HOA......DON"T buy a friggin home there.
----
Deal.

I refuse to live in one.

But the ratio of malevolence to benevolence is off the chart.

And edging MY lawn every other mowing is NOT neglecting the landscaping.....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)


The problem can be that running an HOA seems to exert a siren call for people who a) have time on their hands, and b) want to control everybody else. So much like leftists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (rAa90)

258 >>AYFKM?

IKR

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

259 And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

you literally make me feel like I am in ancient egypt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

260 The LOL?

I sometimes wonder about the use of 'This/+1/Agreed'. I always say to myself, that's great there champ, but what are you actually adding and is this comment even necessary?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


^^^^^^^
This!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (3oX+R)

261 My pet peeve is assholes driving in the passing lane on the freeway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (LISuA)

262
Biden's Own Brain Surgeon Defends Biden's Brain - 'He's as Sharp as He Was 31 Years Ago'
*******


Don't drop it!

Posted by: Eyegore at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (aKsyK)

263 "I sometimes wonder about the use of 'This/+1/Agreed'. I always say to myself, that's great there champ, but what are you actually adding and is this comment even necessary? "



IOW.....Uptwinkles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (cqNba)

264 >>>I always read it as "Lots of Laughs".


You have always been wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (fuK7c)


Luckily, I'm not bothered by that. LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (k4bRG)

265 Have we become this allergic to "conflict" that we have to LOL our best arguments???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)


I did that in this thread lol. It is time to get serious and tighten this crap up.


Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (n13/j)

I am about to skulk off. And I do agree, the lol stuff has gotten way out of hand.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (n13/j)

266 158
Democratic Socialists are the new Shakers. People who will obviously will never propagate themselves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:38 PM (LISuA)

________


Literally Shakers or Figuratively Shakers? ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:53 PM (kfXhP)

267 Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)

Or just 'sad'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

268 If your pet is a peeve, you should change it's food and get it some exercise.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

269 You mean LOLGF does NOT mean laugh out loud get Fios?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (koNhm)

270 224 What may have inspired South Park is how Garrisony the moderator was by constantly interjecting "n'kay?" after every one of his asinine assertions and commands.

It's manipulative nonsense-speak. Acting as though the listener has "consented" to each segment of the sentence (n'kay?) and then continuing as though you are now in agreement with whatever other drivel follows.

"Like, you can all go to the ovens now, n'kay?"
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 02:46 PM (koNhm)



I think that was how they depicted Mr. Mackey the school counselor. Always trying to be agreeable, even when making his arguments.

There was a funny episode where the South Park kids go south of the border with their teachers/counselors, and Mr. Mackey turns out to be fluent in Spanish, but ending every sentence with "?bien?"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ujg0T)

271
The "waving of signs" cited as a trigger for we few, we special few, we band of snowflakes did not receive sufficient mockery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (pNxlR)

272 267 Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)

Or just 'sad'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

That's probably because of the Palpatine meme.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (yOykd)

273 We were exhorted at our instructor orientation to be politically neutral. I'm wondering if I can use stated this goal to challenge lefty textbooks and the CNN chyron on the display info screens on campus.

Of course I can't.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (i/wJA)

274 It would've been better if it was Butters that was the triggered, hypersensitive one.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

275 And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

you literally make me feel like I am in ancient egypt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

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You did it wrong.

Below is proper millenial speak.

"you make me feel like I am literally in ancient egypt."

End Full Stop.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

276 Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)

I blame Alanis Morrisette for this one.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (N4xQB)

277 So many times I've wanted to preface my comment with 'seriously' but aos ridiculed that to death a few years ago. It can no longer be used to transition from snark to non snark.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (+bKWx)

278 You mean LOLGF does NOT mean laugh out loud get Fios?
Posted by: xnycpeasant


Laugh Out Loud Go Find Yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (3oX+R)

279 LOL can be used in an argument, especially when you are trying to point out an absurd contradition. It could be short hand for 'I am at the 'laugh or cry' portion of the discussion and I am choosing laughter.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

280 @270
Yes you are correct Mr Mackey.
Haven't watched it in awhile.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (koNhm)

281 275 And hold down the chatter and aggressive whispering.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 20, 2019 02:49 PM (rXie1)

you literally make me feel like I am in ancient egypt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

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You did it wrong.

Below is proper millenial speak.

"you make me feel like I am literally in ancient egypt."

End Full Stop.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

[sobs] That is so triggering? I'm literally shaking?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

282
I prefer LOLGFY over LOLGF. Just leaving that here ... well, that and a particularly rank fart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

283 Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)
*******
Irony can be pretty Ironic

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (BqBId)

284 You did it wrong.

Below is proper millenial speak.

"you make me feel like I am literally in ancient egypt."

End Full Stop.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)


You've got to top it off with a series of poop emojis or something.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (k4bRG)

285 Looks like AOC got tired of Omar and Tlaib grabbing the limelight:

TheHill:


"Ocasio-Cortez blasts Electoral College as a 'scam'"

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (G0vdT)

286 You mean LOLGF does NOT mean laugh out loud get Fios?
Posted by: xnycpeasant

Living Out Loving Godly Faith

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

287 The problem can be that running an HOA seems to exert a siren call for people who a) have time on their hands, and b) want to control everybody else. So much like leftists.


Unfortunately, yes.

And somehow we still try to find a balance between the flag/yard NAZI's and the HOA that has allowed potential home buyers to walk away in disgust, due to a failure to enforce ANY of their rules.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (cqNba)

288 I never learned what MFM means. I know it mean the media and it is negative which is always correct. But I don't know what the acronym means and never thought to ask.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (n13/j)

289 284 You did it wrong.

Below is proper millenial speak.

"you make me feel like I am literally in ancient egypt."

End Full Stop.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

You've got to top it off with a series of poop emojis or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (k4bRG)

Eggplant

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

290 Laugh Out Loud Go Find Yourself.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (3oX+R)

Laughter and self actualization.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

291 I blame Alanis Morrisette for this one.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (N4xQB)

IIRC a couple of lines could be considered ironic.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (+bKWx)

292
You've got to top it off with a series of poop emojis or something.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (k4bRG)

Emojis are Gen Z. Millenials use memes.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (yOykd)

293 290 Laugh Out Loud Go Find Yourself.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (3oX+R)

Laughter and self actualization.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

Ooo, a Horde-sourced self-help book!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (NWiLs)

294 Irony can be pretty Ironic
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (BqBId)

Sometimes.
-The Shatner in Airplane! 2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

295 My only pet peeve is pretty women with sleeve tattoos and such.

Although I don't understand tattooing in general, that really irks me for some reason.


That and men who wear skinny jeans.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (IaZs7)

296 Speaking of the NL East, I am looking forward to seeing the Tribe play Mickey Callaway and his merry band of misfits tonight, and generally I hate interleague games. Mickey will again try to take credit for Shane Bieber's pitching prowess, I don't doubt and I'm hoping Mandy Bell or Paul Hoynes smacks him. Fight in the press room!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (LISuA)

297 You've got to top it off with a series of poop emojis or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (k4bRG)

-----

Yeah. Right. On Minx .7 Alpha???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

298 And may I add "actually" as another verbal tic that is now reflexive in many quarters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2019 02:39 PM (rAa90)

_________


I'm actually guilty of this and am going to work on remedying that.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (b0NMl)

299 Living Out Loving Godly Faith
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

That is kind of oddly beautiful, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

300 My peeve is people making their point and then staying "Full stop!" Unless you're commanding a naval armada, using the expression "Full stop" makes you as an ass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2019 02:41 PM (O7MnT)
+++++++++++
https://youtu.be/PGW-L_NmW1A?t=66

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

301 >>>Another one: "Ironic" when what they mean is "coincidental".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (ejd/p)

I blame Alanis Morrisette for this one.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 20, 2019 02:55 PM (N4xQB)


I always did get a kick out of the fact that not a single thing she sung about was actually ironic. Not a one.

It's still a good song. Anyone who takes the words of a pop song seriously is destined for the funny farm.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (k4bRG)

302 you literally make me feel like I am in ancient egypt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

Bird Sun Wheat Sheaf (Bird Flax Jackal) Bird Wave, Guy making RPS paper sign, alligator.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (J+mig)

303
"Laughing Out Loud"

Is it possible to laugh in quietly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)

304 Is Aggressive Scent still touring?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (4e+hS)

305 DSA: This is what peak performance looks like!

Posted by: Alex at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (ChtUN)

306 158 Democratic Socialists are the new Shakers. People who will obviously will never propagate themselves.

=========
At least the Shakers left is the wooden clothespin, which is much more that these wankers are capable of.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (dmoiP)

307 I never use the word literally because it is has become so absurd now. Of course there are correct times to use it, but those times are actually very rare. yes, the Millennials use it when they mean figuratively, but really, they just throw it in for no reason at all. Almost every time I see it in writing on the web, the world could simply be deleted and the sentence meaning would not change. You don't have to replace it with figuratively or any other word, just delete the damn thing.

btw, agree on all the others too.
Posted by: Quint at A



never give in to the lowest common denominator. first you decide to forego the use of certain words then the next thing you know you are using sarcasm tags.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (HALdu)

308 nood

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (88+cf)

309 Ace just dropped another NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (cqNba)

310 Late to the party.

LMAO

Posted by: rd at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (EK+Pw)

311 "Laughing Out Loud"

Is it possible to laugh in quietly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)

Well, then it is more a chuckle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

312 People are funny critters.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)
^THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2019 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

313 "Ocasio-Cortez blasts Electoral College all American government institutions as a 'scam'"


There. Cuts to the chase for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dog hikest at August 20, 2019 03:00 PM (LISuA)

314
Of all the Boomer precepts, none can be more Boomer than this.
Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2019 02:33 PM (Zqz9o)


Sit down and think about it. If it weren't for the boomers, Hillary Clinton would be President right now.

Posted by: Sooner at August 20, 2019 03:00 PM (Fs5vw)

315 "Laughing Out Loud"

Is it possible to laugh in quietly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)


"I'm laughing ... inside."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (k4bRG)

316 You've got to top it off with a series of poop emojis or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (3oX+R)

317 The problem can be that running an HOA seems to exert a siren call for
people who a) have time on their hands, and b) want to control everybody
else. So much like leftists.



HOA Trustee survivor here. Can attest to this being entirely spot-on. Got dragged into it because the board needed a "Treasurer" (worst job in the bunch - never fun having to chase-down your neighbors for their monthly condo fee) and came face-to-face with two women who were at loggerheads because they both wanted to be HOA Hitler. 10-years of that crap and I finally quit. The pain. Ooooh, the pain...

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (77WPm)

318 MFM - Mother Fucking Media

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (k4bRG)

319 never give in to the lowest common denominator.
first you decide to forego the use of certain words then the next thing
you know you are using sarcasm tags.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 20, 2019 02:59 PM (HALdu)

I have never done that one. That is a bridge too far.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (n13/j)

320
MFM - Mother Fucking Media

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (k4bRG)

works for me.

Posted by: Quint at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (n13/j)

321 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 02:58 PM (k4bRG)

The guy who is afraid to fly and crashes could be considered ironic.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (+bKWx)

322 "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense."

Posted by: CrustyB at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (ToSAM)

323 There was a funny episode where the South Park kids go south of the border with their teachers/counselors, and Mr. Mackey turns out to be fluent in Spanish, but ending every sentence with "?bien?"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ujg0T)

------

"Rainforest Shmainforest."

One of my all time favorite, funniest episodes of that show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (eGEVz)

324 Why are you guys always making with the negative waves?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 20, 2019 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

325 Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (77WPm)


Oh, and the two women on my HOA Board I referenced here? Retired public nurse, and a retired career town employee.

Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2019 03:04 PM (77WPm)

326 The guy who is afraid to fly and crashes could be considered ironic.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 20, 2019 03:02 PM (+bKWx)


Nope.

Bad luck, not irony.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 03:05 PM (k4bRG)

327 I always read it as "Lots of Laughs".


Sorry, You have always been wrong.

LOL



Ahem.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 20, 2019 03:08 PM (WCfRV)

328 Nurse, in light of this topic, have you gotten to mail that package?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2019 03:11 PM (CKc3A)

329 It's not from South Park, but a fan mashup from Unauthorized.TV.

South Park would have given it much wider exposure, but, alas, we're not there yet. Still relegated to the corners of the web.

Posted by: CJ at August 20, 2019 03:20 PM (9KqcB)

330 I picked that up from the old man, who spent years living in England, where they say "full stop" instead of "period."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2019 02:43 PM (eGEVz)

Or one could just end sentences like Bob Heart did, period, big time.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 20, 2019 03:36 PM (WSavC)

331 318
MFM - Mother Fucking Media

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2019 03:01 PM (k4bRG)


We need someone to post an acronym primer here. For newcomers and old people with feeble memories.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 20, 2019 03:40 PM (WSavC)

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