Police Search for Suspect Who Shot At San Antonio ICE Office Building, Injuring One Person

I suspect the shooter was an angry, crazy lily-white cracker ass cracker obsessed with sparking a race war.

The shooting took place around 3 a.m. Tuesday on the 1700 block of NE Loop 410 near Brookhaven Drive.

Investigators say that multiple shots were fired on two floors targeting ICE officials. One person was injured.
A second building across the highway was also targeted. Evidence response team is currently reviewing surveillance video.

How quickly can the media flush this down the memory hole?

I notice we don't even need the memory hole any longer -- they don't even bother ever apprising the public of it in the first place, so there's no need to blank anyone's memory.

Van Sprochen, the antifa terrorist, who threw molotov cocktails at ICE while armed with a rifle?

Never heard of him.

Conrad Betts, the antifa-supporting, Elizabeth Warren superfan who killed his sister and and then a bunch of strangers?

Never heard of him, either.

No need for forgetting if you never knew in the first place.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:42 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Fredo

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:43 PM (99nab)

2 And even if the public becomes aware of it, many "conservative" journalists are conditioned not to make a big deal of it.

Posted by: Rob at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (/yZ8e)

3

when you lie twice under oath
but DOJ excuses both
That's a-Clapper

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

4

Angry Birds.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (UFLLM)

5 Feds take care of their own. Expect a prompt and thorough investigation

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (6/uwW)

6 Oh and top 5!!!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (6/uwW)

7 Just missed....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (dpJfi)

8 Antifa is mostly peaceful.

Posted by: MSM at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (88+cf)

9 top 10

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (vNyGK)

10 I actually dug the bullets out of the wall three hours before the shooting...

Posted by: Lt. Columbo at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (Ydn2k)

11 Where was Joaquin Castro last night?

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (DDeWs)

12 Yvette Felarca? never heard of her.

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (K3B2k)

13 Antifa has been promoting some sort of protest/action again ICE in El Paso(?) starting on September 1st.

Someone jump the gun?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (bDqIh)

14 The media has been working overtime on dehumanizing so many different people. You have to wonder what group will be the last one on the pile to be called "people" at this rate.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (3sOO0)

15 Journalist 1: quick! find a new angle on the white supremacist shooter from last week

Journalist 2: agreed

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (xptlg)

16
Damn, that 95% of violent, terroristic, Democrat Party Antifa operatives sure are making that other 5% look bad....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (veoSD)

17 ded:

@DJJudd 39m

"I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg. "So you're good luck?" he asks. "Not really - he was shot a month later," she tells him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (DrqHq)

18 Hateful rhetoric kills.

So does choking on your own dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (FDy+L)

19 This sounds like something for the cables.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (IVoO9)

20 All the news that fits man, all the news that fits.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (37IEG)

21 New commie strategy to push gun control. Encourage commies with guns to make random attacks. OK that is not a new thing, they've done that lots in history, it just feels new here in the U.S.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (eASYU)

22 Local news story

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (DDeWs)

23 Check this - https://poseidonawoke.wordpress.com/2016/06/28/prosecution-yvette-felarca/

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (K3B2k)

24 Investigators say that multiple shots were fired on two floors targeting ICE officials. One person was injured.

Or...a typical hour during any weekend in Chicago.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (axyOa)

25 18
Hateful rhetoric kills.

So does choking on your own dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (FDy+L)
By Heaven! You've solved the Epstein Suicide case!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (37IEG)

26 >>Conrad Betts, the antifa-supporting, Elizabeth Warren superfan who killed his sister and and then a bunch of strangers?

Dayton?
I think you mean Xhister.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (IVoO9)

27 Trump can shove his gun control right up his ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (utT6Q)

28 Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

29 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.

Correction: that was Beto Kennedy.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (C78No)

30 not even close to first.

do we not do nood anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV8)

31 Willhelm Von Sprocken makes me want to dance.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)

32 >>do we not do nood anymore?

Is there a new thread?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (IVoO9)

33 Conrad Betts, the antifa-supporting, Elizabeth Warren superfan who killed his sister and and then a bunch of strangers?
---
I think you mean Dayton. Shooter.

I've been calling the El Paso Shooter "EPS".

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (DuZls)

34 Brother * ace.

The sister was apparently transgendered

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (GBteo)

35 ICE, the notorious right wing Federal agency...

Posted by: The MSM at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (786Ro)

36 Does anyone have any hot sauce?

Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (VwuHW)

37 28
Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

Someone with really bad aim.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

38 29 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.

Correction: that was Beto Kennedy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (C78No)

==========

Tangent:

Chappaquiddick is really really good. It also happens to come to the conclusion that Ted Kennedy was a soulless monster.

On Netflix Instant!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (iikV8)

39 If you need a break from commie violence go and vote for Arlo, he still has a whisker thin lead over the Orange County German Shepherd rescue. Orange County should be able to fund their rescue, they are nearly as rich as the DC beltway counties.

https://tinyurl.com/vote-for-Arlo

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (eASYU)

40 As I always like to note - our monolithic state-controlled media has little power to decieve. Virtually nobody outside of a handful of decrepit geriatrics and lo-fos believes their bullshit. A large majority of Americans lost trust a long time ago.

Their true power is to obscure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

41 CAC, the new WASP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

42
The latest from Florida Man, and "I can't even" as the kids say:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7352341

Florida Man spit in his black girlfriend's face. Why? She wanted to play "slavery role play" in the bedroom...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (NMAzL)

43 28
Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)
Bombz ze whole city dumbkopf!

Posted by: Hermann Goering at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)

44
Crazy-ass cracker or crazy ass-cracker. Hyphen makes a difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (zBaqJ)

45 SPONGE!

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (786Ro)

46 Apparently the Dayton shooters sister was - get this - transgender.

She hadn't come out to everyone, but her close friends said she has a male persona she used around them.

NYPost reported it, not a big story elsewhere.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

47 This Betts' family sure puts out a ton of freaks. How many other kids do they have in the crawlspace?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

48
New commie strategy to push gun control. Encourage commies with guns to make random attacks. OK that is not a new thing, they've done that lots in history, it just feels new here in the U.S.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (eASYU)

I think that they finally realized that they really don't need to try to goad right-wingers into going to guns in order to push their anti-2A agenda. Much easier to just nudge their own batshit violent terrorists into shooting people at random, and letting the media do all the work of blaming the Right.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (veoSD)

49 I read they had a suspect in custody already.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (JUOKG)

50 Turns out that Conrad there lied on his background check form. It asks if you use illegal drugs, he obviously said no.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (xfb67)

51 >>Who the heck shoots a building?

These days?

A jealous lover?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (IVoO9)

52 Who the heck shoots a building?

Buildingphobes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

53 Local news story
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:49 PM (DDeWs)
---
Like kids waiting in line for a bus wasn't.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (DuZls)

54 When gun grabbing seems nice
but take potshots at ICE
that's a leftist

Posted by: Papist Bograt at August 13, 2019 03:53 PM (rFmwm)

55
When your murder's forgot

By CNN and that lot

That's a-ntifa!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (SHtRW)

56

Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

Someone with really bad aim.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis...

Posted by: General John Sedgwick at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (aS1PU)

57 So was this really a building, or a person who identifies as a building?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (37IEG)

58 Who the heck shoots a building?

It called me Fredo!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (C78No)

59 History is erased
The erasure forgotten

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

60 >>Florida Man spit in his black girlfriend's face. Why? She wanted to play "slavery role play" in the bedroom...

*Smacks Ass*

Build me a Pyramid!

*Smacks Ass*

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (IVoO9)

61 Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
>>
Window Washers?

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 03:55 PM (vNyGK)

62 Beto/Fredo 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

63 Apparently the Dayton shooters sister was - get this - transgender.

She hadn't come out to everyone, but her close friends said she has a male persona she used around them.

NYPost reported it, not a big story elsewhere.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
---
And that's why he shot him!

Posted by:
Axeman,
Channelling Media Reactors
at August 13, 2019 03:55 PM (DuZls)

64 >>Who the heck shoots a building?

She flinched.

Posted by: Peter North at August 13, 2019 03:55 PM (IVoO9)

65 "Combs wouldn't confirm whether the FBI believes this was an act of protest or not, "

Yeah it's a real fucking mystery.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)

66 >>"I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.

Is someone likening Buttigeige to the Kennedys, because I doubt he has any dead women and/or rampant drug abuse in his closet.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (bDqIh)

67 Van Sprochen, the antifa terrorist

That son of a bitch!

Posted by: Van Owen at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)

68
Beto/Fredo 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

Greedo/Fredo 2020

The Ticket That Shoots First

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (veoSD)

69

Dayton?
I think you mean Xhister.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (IVoO9)

===

Now the police say they are unsure she was targeted. Totally not credible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (ngh4B)

70 Crazy-ass cracker or crazy ass-cracker. Hyphen makes a difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (zBaqJ)

English, what a language.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (aS1PU)

71 Something like a dozen campaign HQ buildings were shot at or firebombed in 2004. Several others had mobs attack them during daylight hours, or had windows smashed and office equipment stolen. I'm sure you can all guess whose.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (eAshZ)

72 65
"Combs wouldn't confirm whether the FBI believes this was an act of protest or not, "

Yeah it's a real fucking mystery.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)
Which it wouldn't be if they'd shot at Planned Parenthood ya know.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:57 PM (37IEG)

73 She hadn't come out to everyone, but her close friends said she has a male persona she used around them.

-----
I am a leather fetishist; please tell me more.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:57 PM (5NMZN)

74 Greedo/Fredo 2020

The Ticket That Shoots First
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (veoSD)
---
Lucas stooge!

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 03:57 PM (DuZls)

75 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg

I shook Corey Booker's booty in 2018, Rosario Dawson tells Iowa State Fair.

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 03:58 PM (786Ro)

76 66 >>"I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.
----------------
Pfft, I met Hubert Humphrey in his office in 1967.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

77 Is someone getting a spanking?

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)

78 one guy shot? that's like 2 sec news coverage in Philly

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 13, 2019 03:58 PM (+72t1)

79 40
As I always like to note - our monolithic state-controlled media has
little power to decieve. Virtually nobody outside of a handful of
decrepit geriatrics and lo-fos believes their bullshit. A large majority
of Americans lost trust a long time ago.

Their true power is to obscure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

+++I would love for the first part of your statement to be true. However, many people here often post about interactions they have with Lefty friends/relatives who are convinced that anything and everything the alphabet media vomits out is the gospel truth.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 13, 2019 03:58 PM (9+jnX)

80 So Jeffery Epstien was fake killed so he could lead a new life shooting government buildings.

We may never know his motives.

Posted by: tbodie at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (Pqf02)

81 Things are accelerating, aren't they?

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (Zqz9o)

82 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.
*****
well he was shtupping Marilyn Monroe

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (BqBId)

83 Attacking a building in the wee hours is an act of cowardice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (utT6Q)

84 Who the heck shoots a building?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

He thought it was Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (99nab)

85 Jeffery Epstein was Q!

You didn't hear that from me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (xfb67)

86 **breathing sigh of relief**

Posted by: broad side of a barn at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (786Ro)

87 Attacking a building in the wee hours is an act of cowardice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (utT6Q)
---
Especially when it's with its family.

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (DuZls)

88 Attacking a building in the wee hours is an act of cowardice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (utT6Q)

------
It's damned sure not who we are.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (5NMZN)

89 I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

90 81
Things are accelerating, aren't they?

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (Zqz9o)
No, but the MSM hype of stories making it look that way are.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (37IEG)

91 Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (t6MX/)

92 Flynn's brother reacting the Halper news.

@JosephJFlynn1

I want his scalp but more importantly the scalps of his bosses and his boss's bosses!!!!! #Brennan #Clapper #Obama #Comey ....@realDonaldTrump @GenFlynn @BarbaraRedgate @SidneyPowell1

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

93 I voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Several times.

As did my deceased parents.

Posted by: Democrat Voter at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (10bW0)

94 89 I shot the Terrace...
Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

=========

But not the balcony?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (iikV8)

95 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (NMAzL
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (99nab)

96 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg.
*****
well he was shtupping Marilyn Monroe

Gross!

Posted by: Marylin Who Died in 1962 at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (fuK7c)

97 Man. 90's. No wonder I was talking to myself down below. I was funny too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (CQagM)

98 No No, No No

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (IVoO9)

99 89
I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

But I did not shoot the topiary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)

100 Face it, if you got the news it would just confirm things our President is trying to fix, and it would be bad form on the part of the media to give you counter narrative information, actually it's like the media equivalent of public service!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (BiNEL)

101 " Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?"

Initial suspect cleared, and released.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (cqNba)

102 Honestly, the way the media and lefty politicians cover for antifa terrorism is feeling very much like the early stages of the Cultural Revolution in China. Just earlier today, Gail Heriot posted a reminder over at Insty of the atrocities that started ramping up in August 1966 under Mao's doting eye.

https://tinyurl.com/y4hyd7on

"To rebel is justified!"

Tell that to the modern Chinese who are gearing up to sock rebellious Hong Kong in the face.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (rP4OC)

103 91
Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (t6MX/)
There's always at least one other shooter even when there's not. How many times have they found another shooter so far?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

104

So, theoretically, asking for a friend, if you wanted to sunbathe naked but protect your junk from sunburn, should you take off the tin foil because it might get too hot and cover it with a cloth or what?

Posted by: Sunburns a bitch at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (K3pr2)

105 I halfway wanna ask if anyone's thought up the nick "Samwise Guido" yet.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (Clxcy)

106 These are not the droids you are looking for. Move along.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (heOND)

107 I thought ICE was keeping children separated from their parents.

So they shot at children.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (xfb67)

108 I shook Willie Brown's..........
Well, let's just say "we met".

Posted by: Camel Toe at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (88+cf)

109 1 Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (t6MX/)

Grassy knoll.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (CQagM)

110
Initial suspect cleared, and released.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 04:01 PM (cqNba)
Yeah, the FBI already had him on their radar, so they let him go like they always do.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (37IEG)

111 Their true power is to obscure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q) . Yup. I suspect a lot of folks are where I was back in 2008. They know the FNM spins and exaggerates to help the DNC but they don't know about the smothering of stories. I figured reporters would not want to get scooped so news would get reported with the spin. It was a shock to my system to learn how often no one ever broadcasts or prints any account of situations that would be big news.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (eASYU)

112 Breaking! From the Babylon Bee:

The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Bill Clinton: Epstein's Cause Of Death Depends On What Your Definition Of 'Suicide' Is

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)

113 Initial suspect cleared, and released.

Buildings rarely give reliable eyewitness accounts.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (DCYln)

114 The Cold Civil War is over, I consider this as the start of the shooting war.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (kGBB1)

115 > Grassy knoll.

What does Kamala Harris's hoo-ha have to do with this?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (tY4MP)

116
Things are accelerating, aren't they?

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (Zqz9o)

--------

Well, let's see - one guy got killed attacking the ICE facility in Tacoma.

A mob tore down the American flag at the one here in Denver, and replaced it with the Mexican one.

Now this incident.

This appears to be the hot new shit in Antifa-world, and I'd expect more ICE facilities to be attacked, perhaps with increased intensity.

NPC hivemind, and all that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

117 Who the heck shoots a building?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

Someone with really bad aim.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

Coincidentally also the answer to who *doesn't* shoot a building.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (99nab)

118 >>1 Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?

They'll find him back and to the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Attacking a building in the wee hours is an act of cowardice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM

---

That's how it started in the 1960s. Bombing Military Recruiting stations and the like after dark, then it escalated big time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (JUOKG)

120 89 I shot the Terrace...
----------------------
But I did not shoot the Kennedy

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

121 I was intimate with Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ft. Marcy Park at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (10bW0)

122
Things are accelerating, aren't they?

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (Zqz9o)

Yep. I fully expect 2020 to far exceed the political protest/riot body count of 1968. I hope I'm wrong, but I fear that I'm right on the money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (veoSD)

123 Yup. I suspect a lot of folks are where I was back in 2008. They know the FNM spins and exaggerates to help the DNC but they don't know about the smothering of stories. I figured reporters would not want to get scooped so news would get reported with the spin. It was a shock to my system to learn how often no one ever broadcasts or prints any account of situations that would be big news.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (eASYU)

That's because they're not in the news business anymore.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (aS1PU)

124 94 89 I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

=========

But not the balcony?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (iikV

Only this place.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (99nab)

125 1 Says suspect arrested. Why are they still searching? Is there a second shooter?

They'll find him back and to the left.>>
It's always the last place you look.

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (vNyGK)

126 The news report says NO ONE was injured. Because it was 3 am and no one was in the office at the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

127 I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

But I did not shoot the Mezzanine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Regge Critic ... at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (LPnfS)

128 The Cold Civil War is over, I consider this as the start of the shooting war.
=======
Check your calendar.

Posted by: Steve Scalise at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (WK7IQ)

129 Ah. Shootings at two separate facilities, and they released the suspect they had.
And this?
Combs wouldn't confirm whether the FBI believes this was an act of
protest or not, but says it's concerning someone would fire off shots at
a building, regardless if people were inside or not.

You asked for a miracle of fredo-istic stupidity? I give you the F. B. I.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:05 PM (t6MX/)

130 126
The news report says NO ONE was injured. Because it was 3 am and no one was in the office at the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Ah! A BRAVE act of defiance! Antifa will surely give him a medal.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

131 5 Feds take care of their own. Expect a prompt and thorough investigation

=======
Until a Clinton connection™ surfaces. The watch the prompt and thorough investigation fold faster than the Flash on laundry day.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 13, 2019 04:05 PM (dmoiP)

132 I eat my poop with hot sauce!

Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (VwuHW)

133 I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

But I did not shoot the steps you see ...

Posted by: Bob the Builder at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (10bW0)

134 127 I shot the Terrace...

Posted by: Bob Marley at August 13, 2019 04:00 PM (IVoO9)

But I did not shoot the Mezzanine ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Regge Critic ... at August 13, 2019 04:04 PM (LPnfS)

"Pfft."

- - Robert Loggia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (zBaqJ)

135 Van Sprochen, the antifa terrorist, who threw molotov cocktails at ICE while armed with a rifle?

Never heard of him.

MFM: Comrades, we decide what is and isn't news. Imaginary white supremacists they are news. Our pals in Antifa no time for that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (kw5n8)

136 It's not easy to shoot accurately while wearing a facemask.

Posted by: Chris Cummo at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (Ocswk)

137 For some reason this made me think of the time that antifa dork caught a pepper ball with his nuts.

I'm going to see if youTube still has that video.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (xfb67)

138
More names in Epstein's List. Tony Blair, Richard Branson, and ... Mick Jagger.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (NMAzL)

139 Someone pour bleach on the troll, please.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (rP4OC)

140 Ah. Shootings at two separate facilities, and they released the suspect they had.
And this?

There was no intent, nor would any reasonable prosecutor bring a charge.

Posted by: FBI at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (DCYln)

141 Pepperball in the Nuts was Blur's best album.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (IVoO9)

142 I thought this was going to happen last summer.

But then again, it been a few years since the Feebs arrested a bunch of hippies here in Cleveland who thought they had bought a truck load of explosives to blow up the turnpike bridge.

Posted by: Cleveland rots at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (zdy0U)

143 132
@93 The voters of the 9th district in north carolina say you have the
wrong party doing voter fraud. How many prosecution can you show of
democrats voting twice in 2016/2018? Ann coulter who voted twice is a
republican.

Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (VwuHW)
Are the voters in the 9th District complaining that there wasn't the expected amount of Democratic voter fraud?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

144 Bleach only works on gays.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (xfb67)

145
Someone pour bleach on the troll, please.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (rP4OC)

-------

It'll cost you.

No personal checks please. Cash only.

Posted by: Nigerian Bleach Friends at August 13, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

146 OT, but related:

While we're on the subject of our "monolithic state-controlled media"...

I just watched a video clip that went viral in the last 15 hours; it's both fascinating and horrifying at the same time.It's an altered "deep fake" of Bill Hader on the old Letterman show doing his impressions of two well-known Hollywood actors.https://tinyurl.com/yyebt8usTen years ago I wouldn't have thought that level of video manipulation was possible, but now it is. The potential for misuse of this technology is, of course, very real.
We are approaching the point when there's going to be endless, exasperating debates about"deep fakes" that will be called true videos and actualtrue videos that will be called fake videos. As if we don't already have enough problems with deceptively slanted video on fake news TV right now.Oh there will be ways to verify if video has been tampered with. But people who want to believe in their own version of reality will still cling to whatever alleged video "evidence" they need to support their claim.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (nDO7M)

147 "I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968," a woman tells Pete Buttigieg. "So you're good luck?" he asks. "Not really - he was shot a month later," she tells him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (DrqHq)

History, how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (kw5n8)

148 111
Their true power is to obscure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q) .
Yup. I suspect a lot of folks are where I was back in 2008. They
know the FNM spins and exaggerates to help the DNC but they don't know
about the smothering of stories. I figured reporters would not want to
get scooped so news would get reported with the spin. It was a shock to
my system to learn how often no one ever broadcasts or prints any
account of situations that would be big news.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (eASYU)

+++
I got my fill during the early months of the Obama presidentin' calamity.Nothing but pure admiration and approval. That's when I turned off the news stations for good, and only got glimpses here and there from video clips.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (9+jnX)

149 Are the voters in the 9th District complaining that there wasn't the expected amount of Democratic voter fraud?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

Democrats: We can't even do voter fraud without fucking it up!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (rP4OC)

150 Two weeks old I think

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (vNyGK)

151 I guess the money ran out.

cReverend Al Sharpton@TheRevAl
This past Friday marked 5 years of the murder of Michael Brown by police office Darren Wilson. Lesley McSpadden (Brown's Mother's) and Attorney Ben Crump is live w/ me talking about the continued pursuit of justice for Mike Brown and many others.

-
Should've stuck Night Train and Thunderbird instead of going with the good stuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

152 Given the link to the Columbo episode that Ace put in the sidebar - it could even be someone from ICE wanting to get a little bit of attention and combat pay. Can't rule it out - who attacks an empty building at 3 am? Somebody who wants to be sure he's not going to actually hurt anyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

153 Is it okay to go OT?

I arrived at my office at church this morning to find the doorknob off. I figured that the pastor was changing it, and didn't say anything until he mentioned later that someone broke in the night before. This is the second break-in in six months, and the church sign was firebombed a few months before that.

It's a good thing we aren't a wealthy church. The person just damaged stuff and left. Nothing worth stealing.

It's not a shooting, thank goodness, but it's unnerving.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (mFoNl)

154 Anybody know where AOC was?

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:10 PM (IO8Xt)

155 Two weeks old I think

Posted by: FrodoB
(The Hader video. )

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 04:10 PM (vNyGK)

156 It'll cost you.

No personal checks please. Cash only.

Posted by: Nigerian Bleach Friends at August 13, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)
What if I GIVE you the bleach, and all you have to do is pour?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:10 PM (rP4OC)

157
Hey, Epstein's dead. So it's all right now. In fact, it's a gas.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at August 13, 2019 04:10 PM (NMAzL)

158 @146 the link to that "deep fake video" got jumbled in with the text:

https://tinyurl.com/yyebt8us

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (nDO7M)

159 Where's Michael Brown's Statue dammit! They promised us a statue!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

160 Anonymous 7
=====
A Soros bot - pre emptively discrediting the surveillance videos from Epstein island no doubt.

Posted by: Must expect somthing to come out soon at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (gFG8e)

161 That time when Chris Cuomo referred to himself as 'Fredo' in a radio interview.

https://tinyurl.com/y4xbwutf

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (wiXsO)

162
Anybody know where AOC was?
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:10 PM (IO8Xt)

------

By the fence at the county bus barn, weeping at the injustice of it all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

163
when you pop in to troll
while the Horde's on a roll
that's raimondo

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (786Ro)

164 "This appears to be the hot new shit in Antifa-world, and I'd expect more ICE facilities to be attacked, perhaps with increased intensity.

NPC hivemind, and all that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)"

As far as I know, that Antifa #MeetMeInTexas do scheduled for Sep. 1st is still on, and there was announced a Border Resistance Tour to converge on the ICE facility in El Paso:

https://borderresistance.com/tour/

Haven't heard reporting about the tour, but maybe it's getting these people whipped up.

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 04:12 PM (Zqz9o)

165 You do not come in here and talk to a man like raimonda like that!

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 04:12 PM (BRpqW)

166 OHHHH PDT retweeted a Comfortably Smug clip Of Fredo in Godfather 2

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)

167 #153 not OT IMO. Attacks on church's mosques etc are more unnerving than other targets. It's a 1st Amendment attack. Something only our Leftard fellow citizens could countenance.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:12 PM (IO8Xt)

168 >>@93 The voters of the 9th district in north carolina say you have the wrong party doing voter fraud. How many prosecution can you show of democrats voting twice in 2016/2018?

LOL
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyys7roy

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

169 Godfather 1 was the best.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:13 PM (IO8Xt)

170 159
Where's Michael Brown's Statue dammit! They promised us a statue!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

The city council blew all the money on cigarillos and Lean. They thought it was a more fitting tribute.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:13 PM (rP4OC)

171 Jeffery Epstein was Q!

You didn't hear that from me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (xfb67)

I thought that Q was Desmond Llewelyn?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 04:13 PM (kw5n8)

172 >That time when Chris Cuomo referred to himself as 'Fredo' in a radio interview.

Hey! That's our word. Only we can call each other that!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 13, 2019 04:14 PM (oh+79)

173 I eat my poop with hot sauce!
Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 04:06 PM (VwuHW)
******
Thank the Lord I didn't have a mouthful of Iced Tea

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:14 PM (BqBId)

174 Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

Don't copy and paste the troll droppings!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2019 04:14 PM (wYseH)

175 It's not a shooting, thank goodness, but it's unnerving.
Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (mFoNl)

Prayers up for you and your church!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (BiNEL)

176 OT: Icelandic Morons demonstrate anything can be a boat if you put a big enough V8 in it.

https://youtu.be/Fe8O6uOl7Ws?t=571

Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (FhXTo)

177 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (1XAal)

178 It's not a shooting, thank goodness, but it's unnerving.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:09 PM (mFoNl)

STAY SAFE.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (rP4OC)

179 >>Godfather 1 was the best.

Of the Godfathers?

That's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (IVoO9)

180 The voters of the 9th district in north carolina say you have the wrong party doing voter fraud.

District 9 - isn't that where all the aliens vote?

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (786Ro)

181 Trump's website is selling "Fredo Unhinged" t-shirts.

Dude trolls like nobody else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (3H9h1)

182 So, theoretically, asking for a friend, if you wanted to sunbathe naked but protect your junk from sunburn, should you take off the tin foil because it might get too hot and cover it with a cloth or what?
Posted by: Sunburns

----

I'll take "Only shit you hear at AoS for $1000 Alex"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (Y4EXg)

183 Good Fellas > Godfather

Fight me!

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (heOND)

184
Discipline is freedom

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (1XAal)

185 I did find Michael's memorial plaque though.
I guess they didn't ask the dude he knocked around in the convenience store before he got shot what his happy memory of Michael might be so they could include it on the plaque.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG)

186 Trump's website is selling "Fredo Unhinged" t-shirts.

Dude trolls like nobody else.

LOL

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (BRpqW)

187 I ran out of poop! What will I do for dinner?

Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

188 159 Where's Michael Brown's Statue dammit! They promised us a statue!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

I think any of the sculptures/statues on this page would be highly appropriate, particularly the first one:

https://tinyurl.com/yxvg8wao

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (Kpl3J)

189 >Who the heck shoots a building?

Probably the same silly son of bitch who walked into a walmart asking for a gun that can kill 200 people to teach us all a lesson. These people are nut jobs.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (oh+79)

190 183 Good Fellas > Godfather

Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (heOND)

=========

I hate movie fights...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (iikV8)

191 Papa John's > Godfather's ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Pizza Critic ... at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (LPnfS)

192 So, theoretically, asking for a friend, if you wanted to sunbathe naked
but protect your junk from sunburn, should you take off the tin foil
because it might get too hot and cover it with a cloth or what?

I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk. You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (rP4OC)

193 "This appears to be the hot new shit in Antifa-world, and I'd expect more ICE facilities to be attacked, perhaps with increased intensity.

NPC hivemind, and all that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

As far as I know, that Antifa #MeetMeInTexas do scheduled for Sep. 1st is still on, and there was announced a Border Resistance Tour to converge on the ICE facility in El Paso:

https://borderresistance.com/tour/

Haven't heard reporting about the tour, but maybe it's getting these people whipped up.

Posted by: Monty James

Remember that guy who just tried to shoot up the Dallas Federal courthouse?

You don't? The coroner remembers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (oBghv)

194 >>I hate movie fights...

Rght Turn, Clyde.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (IVoO9)

195 URL for "Unhinged" T-shirt.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y64ntcql

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (3H9h1)

196 Actually, A Bronx Tale > The Godfather too.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (heOND)

197
Things not to get sunburnt
Your junk
Tops of feet
Armpits

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)

198 192 So, theoretically, asking for a friend, if you wanted to sunbathe naked
but protect your junk from sunburn, should you take off the tin foil
because it might get too hot and cover it with a cloth or what?

I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk. You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (rP4OC)

Pirate hat is best.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

199 Good Fellas > Godfather

Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (heOND)
---
Die Hard is a sandwich!

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (DuZls)

200 Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (IVoO9)
*******
OK Now you Have me Pissed, Motley Crue not good OK, But you can't getaway with shitting on my 2 Fave Films 1 & 2 & 3 is better than any of the garbage they put out now, Just not up to snuff with 1 & 2

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)

201 199 Die Hard is a sandwich!
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (DuZls)

========

LOL.

And I'm out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (iikV8)

202 >>Actually, A Bronx Tale > The Godfather too.

Now youse can't leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (ZLI7S)

203 197
Things not to get sunburnt
Your junk
Tops of feet
Armpits
Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)

Add breasts to that. Bras are very difficult to wear with a sunburn.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (mFoNl)

204 Papa John's > Godfather's ...

Is Godfather's still a thing? I haven't seen one in 30 years. I thought they went the way of Shakeys.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (heOND)

205 I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk. You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (rP4OC)

you forgot painting a little face on it and naming him Senor Wences.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU)

206 Die Hard is a Christmas sandwich!

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (DuZls)

FIFY

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (rP4OC)

207
Ass-crackers- its whats for dinner!

Posted by: Steven Croft at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (LilNs)

208 Things not to get sunburnt
Your junk
Tops of feet
Armpits
Posted by: Yo!

Taint.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (oBghv)

209 176 OT: Icelandic Morons demonstrate anything can be a boat if you put a big enough V8 in it.

https://youtu.be/Fe8O6uOl7Ws?t=571
Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2019 04:15 PM (FhXTo)

That reminds me of Diamond P Sports, the last sports show I really, really liked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

210 Good Fellas > Godfather

Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:16 PM (heOND)
---
Die Hard is a sandwich!
Posted by:
Axeman,

------

Hot dogs iz Christmas! See you in the Octagon, bitchez! Oh, and... Simpsons!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

211 Cap'n Crunch and milk is a soup!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (xPJvm)

212 Look, I dig the Crue. At least up to Dr. Feelgood. though Theatre of Pain is totes gay...

but a man only needs two movies.

Jaws

and

The Three Amigos.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (IVoO9)

213 ya know, if that guy who called Kate Cuomo, Fredo would have retorted when Kate said I'll ruin your Shit, Said Sorry Kate I don't swing that way

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)

214
197

Things not to get sunburnt

Your junk

Tops of feet

Armpits

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)

Add breasts to that. Bras are very difficult to wear with a sunburn.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (mFoNl)
Also, the part in your hair. Hurts like a SUMBITCH.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

215 >>Add breasts to that. Bras are very difficult to wear with a sunburn.

Simple solution.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Did someone say breasts?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG)

217 Cap'n Crunch and milk is a soup!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM

---

Only if it contains Crunch Berries.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

218
>>Add breasts to that.

Breasts go great with anything.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (t6MX/)

219 Also, the part in your hair. Hurts like a SUMBITCH.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

Beat me to it. Plus it looks just SUPER when it starts peeling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

220
More names in Epstein's List. Tony Blair, Richard Branson, and ... Mick Jagger.

Frankly, when someone I once interacted with online showed up on The List, who I thought was unlikely to be there, I stopped paying attention to who was supposedly on The List. I suspect roughly 50% of the names on it will just be made up.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (Clxcy)

221 Kimchi-flavored ramen is the best Marvel superhero!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (rP4OC)

222 When you drop some big turds

Of nonsensical words

That's Rainmondo

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (Izzlo)

223 Is Godfather's still a thing?

Not sure, but there is a Papa John's right up the street.

Although not recently because: carbs ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Pizza Critic ... at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (LPnfS)

224 I'll take sunburned feet over Nipple Chafing any day of the week.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (IVoO9)

225 Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (IVoO9)
*******
Theatre of Pain was in response to Vince Killing Razzle

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (BqBId)

226
I think it's fun that, between his own crazy behavior, and Trump's trolling, Cuomo will forever be Fredo now. He'll never be rid of that moniker. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

227
>>Add breasts to that.

OK. But I have to charge you extra.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (IVoO9)

228 see to me, Jaws is Meh

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (BqBId)

229 Not ruling out intentional targeting but buildings in Houston get shot at all the time . Had two new bullet holes in the windows in the front of my building a year ago.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:22 PM (VnkJq)

230 217
Cap'n Crunch and milk is a soup!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM

---

Only if it contains Crunch Berries.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

Wouldn't that technically qualify as a chowder?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (rP4OC)

231 I will not copy and paste trolls.
I will not copy and paste trolls.
I will not copy and paste trolls.
Romani ite domum
Romani ite domum

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)

232 Breaking from the Babylon Bee:

The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee

Bill Clinton: Epstein's Cause Of Death Depends On What Your Definition Of 'Suicide' Is

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

233
Does Fredo curl pink dumbells?

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (1XAal)

234 Speaking of ICE, I'm not sure what to make of this.

Amazon adds fear detection and age ranges to its facial-recognition tech as the Border Patrol looks to award a $950 million contract

-- Business Insider

https://bit.ly/2MfLXab

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (786Ro)

235 Does Fredo curl pink dumbells?

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (1XAal)

It's cute you'd think Fredo curls anything but his pubes.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (rP4OC)

236 214
197

Things not to get sunburnt

Your junk

Tops of feet

Armpits

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)

Add breasts to that. Bras are very difficult to wear with a sunburn.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (mFoNl)
Also, the part in your hair. Hurts like a SUMBITCH.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

I once went to the beach after getting a really short haircut. Didn't think about it and burned my scalp. That was unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

237 So this building, did it have a speed limit or other instructive roadside sign hanging on it?

This IS Texas after all.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (37IEG)

238 You know the FBI's batting average is up their with Xi's.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

239 230 217
Cap'n Crunch and milk is a soup!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM

---

Only if it contains Crunch Berries.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

Wouldn't that technically qualify as a chowder?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (rP4OC)

More of a compote.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

240 >>Cap'n Crunch and milk is a soup!

Tang is better than Sunny D, don't @ me!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

241 Things not to get sunburnt

Your junk

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)
---
Sure, but the protecting it with tinfoil sounds like cooking your junk in a hobo pie.

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:25 PM (DuZls)

242 I once went to the beach after getting a really short haircut. Didn't think about it and burned my scalp. That was unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

And you can't even really do anything to treat it, unless you want to walk around with Noxzema in your hair and spend the day explaining that no, you're not recreating "There's Something About Mary".

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:26 PM (rP4OC)

243 I'm seeing Vince Neil play this weekend at a tiny little place close to my house. That should be fun.

Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 04:26 PM (eAZVt)

244 If it has milk in it, it's actually a bisque.

Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2019 04:26 PM (nRWPy)

245
Tang is better than Sunny D, don't @ me!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
---
No Sunny D is better than Sunny D.

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:26 PM (DuZls)

246
Given the link to the Columbo episode that Ace put in the sidebar

The firecracker would have left a lot of paper confetti evidence. The cops found none.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

247
I once went to the beach after getting a really short haircut. Didn't think about it and burned my scalp. That was unpleasant.
Posted by: Insomniac

Yes, happened to my red head self many times. But, I thought girls wanted to get a little red on those boobs - so Pualo would have an excuse to rub some lotion their - that's what I learned from porn.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 04:27 PM (B7KlG)

248 Knew a guy in jr. high who burned the BOTTOM of his feet. Fell asleep on his stomach.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 04:27 PM (3H9h1)

249 >>No Sunny D is better than Sunny D.

And both are better than V8, which is a salad.
Fight me!!

*flounces*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

250 Amazon adds fear detection and age ranges to its facial-recognition tech as the Border Patrol looks to award a $950 million contract
-- Business Insider
https://bit.ly/2MfLXab
Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 04:23 PM (786Ro)

Not to worry comrade citizen, TOP.MEN will tweak the algorithms for the greater good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 04:27 PM (BiNEL)

251 On the topic, this is lengthy, but gives a pretty good recap of what was leftwing violence in the Seventies. Things can get a lot more kinetic:

https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 04:28 PM (Zqz9o)

252 I think it's fun that, between his own crazy behavior, and Trump's trolling, Cuomo will forever be Fredo now. He'll never be rid of that moniker. LOL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Exactly. Everyone from POTUS on down has had great fun mocking and pointing out the idiocy of this hot head and CNN's hypocrisy.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 04:29 PM (oiNtH)

253 When you're a red head, the scalp blisters after a good burn are particularly pleasent

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 04:29 PM (B7KlG)

254 when you pop in to troll
while the Horde's on a roll
that's raimondo
Posted by: Hands

When you act like a tard
and take one in the nards
that's raimondo!

Posted by: Papist Bograt at August 13, 2019 04:30 PM (rFmwm)

255 Wow. Fredo is full-on commie.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/338951/

Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 04:30 PM (DuZls)

256 Yes, happened to my red head self many times.

Mandatory: Enter the Ginger

http://bit.ly/2WyjVIj

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:30 PM (heOND)

257 Things not to sunburn? retinas

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2019 04:30 PM (WhTSP)

258 Wow, this story is all Fredoed up

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)

259 V8 and a Pilsner! mixed ala Red Eye. Cleans out the pipes PDQ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 04:31 PM (3H9h1)

260 246

Given the link to the Columbo episode that Ace put in the sidebar

The firecracker would have left a lot of paper confetti evidence. The cops found none.

that's because it was a firecracker made of ice

Posted by: Tracy, Dick at August 13, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

261
LOL. I hope ace has seen this...

Jonah's got a new column in the LA Times about Epstein's "suicide," and this one's got it all. A healthy dose of clucking about conspiracy theories (Jonah NEVER trades in conspiracy theories, you know), with liberal quantities of "both sides are bad and I am much better," plus a chaser of Orangemanbad, and how Trump is of course the real villain in the Epstein story.

https://tinyurl.com/y3odql7r

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

262 I once made a dildo out of ice. Not as fun as it sounds.

Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 04:33 PM (1ISKN)

263 Someone in the Navy has balls, the Chicoms just had to.refuse a request for a port call - in Hong Kong.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 04:34 PM (B7KlG)

264 253 When you're a red head, the scalp blisters after a good burn are particularly pleasent
Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 04:29 PM (B7KlG)

I'm not a redhead, but I have skin like one. I just avoid the sun altogether. It's easier that way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:34 PM (Ez6QX)

265 When Paola bangs your wife
Is your only sex life
That's raimondo!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 04:35 PM (Ze3rY)

266
I'm not a redhead, but I have skin like one. I just avoid the sun altogether. It's easier that way.

Yup, Swede here

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)

267 O/T Project Veritas' Google Insider coming out tomorrow, will include dump of 1000 pages of internal documents.

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

268 If anyone pulls any more of this crap, Im gonna fvck up they shit

Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:36 PM (2cfUo)

269 I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk. You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.

=====W ll,
my junk makes a rather repellent hat, but at least there's enough left over for a scarf.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 13, 2019 04:36 PM (dmoiP)

270 Michael Brown statue:

Hands up Michael Brown

Charging Michael Brown

Face plant Michael Brown

Cap and gown Michael Brown

Strong arm robber Michael Brown

Cigarello smoker Michael Brown

Awful long list.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:37 PM (IO8Xt)

271 That guy in Silence of the Lambs had redhead skin too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

272 >I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk.
You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.

Tinfoil hat for your junk. How else are you going to prevent the mind-control rays emanating from boobs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (t6MX/)

273 You know what else burns the breasts? Hot casings. Pro tip ladies: wear a high-neck shirt to the range.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (Ez6QX)

274 Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I've been, done, seen about everything
when I see CNN report leftist violence

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (FZYNt)

275 Tang is a sandwich!

Posted by: Al Bundy at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (Izzlo)

276 #267 so Google is an enemy of the people too. Who could have guessed that.

My prediction service is free!

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (IO8Xt)

277 Nood; Fredo Trump

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (Dh1wo)

278
When a redhead you ain't

But, you got a freckled taint

That's a-ginger!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (SHtRW)

279
I'm just trying to figure out who would put tinfoil on their junk. You're supposed to fashion it into a fetching hat. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 04:17 PM (rP4OC)

This explains the lizard based English Royalty and their bizarre hat selections at events.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (e1mEI)

280 208 Things not to get sunburnt
Your junk
Tops of feet
Armpits
Posted by: Yo!

Taint.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 04:19 PM (oBghv)

---

I arrive at the most inopportune times...

BTW, how does one sunburn the taint?

Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (RU4sa)

281 nood

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (d7Ww2)

282 180
The voters of the 9th district in north carolina say you have the wrong party doing voter fraud.

District 9 - isn't that where all the aliens vote?

yes, but you have to bribe them with a nice cat food first

Posted by: Wikus van de Merwe at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

283
I once went to the beach after getting a really short haircut. Didn't think about it and burned my scalp. That was unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

Just before I flew to Ft Benning for basic training koff, koff years ago, my buddies threw me a party where the centerpiece was getting a drunken buzz cut.

All well and good, except that I spent a week at Ft Benning waiting on the rest of my basic class BEFORE they sent us through the barber shop. Doing police calls outside the barracks. In Georgia. In August.

By the time we sat in the chair, my head was seriously sunburned, and the military barbers are NOT gentle. They smack the clippers into your melon like they're trying to punch through your skull.

Owwie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (veoSD)

284 so if a supposed man is a Fredo, then a supposed woman is a Freda. then someone who has no clue what they are is a Frediou.

Posted by: morigu at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (4a/1n)

285 How else are you going to prevent the mind-control rays emanating from boobs?

=======
Sorry, but that's not possible. Boobs can control minds even when they are not physically present.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (dmoiP)

286 Man, that was a fast 15 minutes

Posted by: Baltimore rats. at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (UFgOG)

287 so if a supposed man is a Fredo, then a supposed woman is a Freda. then someone who has no clue what they are is a Frediou.
Posted by: morigu at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (4a/1n)

All I got is this band of gold....

Posted by: Freda Payne at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (NFEMn)

288
Pirate hat is best
*******
Stahlhelm for the win!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (IkjQX)

Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0359 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0132 seconds, 297 records returned.
Page size 132 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.