Integrity Theater: FBI Agents Raid Jeffrey Epstein's Pedo Island, Now That He's Dead, With Eye-Catching Speedboats

Is this all a bit theatrical, or am I just being too cynical?

FBI agents were seen raiding Jeffrey Epstein's US Virgin Island - Little St. James - on Monday morning and afternoon, exclusive DailyMailTV footage shows
At least a dozen agents were seen disembarking speedboats at the pier and driving around the 71.5 acre grounds on golf carts

Other officials with 'FBI' lettering on clear display were later seen overlooking the sea from the top of Epstein's remote luxury home

The raid comes two days after the 66-year-old was found dead by suicide in his New York jail cell early on Saturday morning

An onlooker told DailyMailTV: 'I'm on a boat charter with guests. We were enjoying lunch when we saw over a dozen people landing on the island'

The home - dubbed 'pedophile island' and 'orgy island' - is at the center of an ongoing sex trafficking probe into the criminal financier

Allegations have been made that underage girls were used as sex slaves and repeatedly abused inside a temple on the island

It's like the climax of a Miami Vice episode.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:47 PM




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1 It's like the opening to a Hawaii 5-0 episode.

This is a vacation, not an investigation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 04:47 PM (xJa6I)

2 MEEP meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (ZCfi+)

3 Miami Vice, indeed.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (2VrwR)

4 st

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

5 Clean-up operation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

6 th

Posted by: teh Wind at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (apyTf)

7 They're looking for the real killer.

Posted by: OJ at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (hjaPQ)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (QNQk9)

9 Shits had weeks to be cleared out.

Posted by: Ha at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (MAstk)

10 Smells fishy.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (NE8ji)

11 It's like the climax of a Miami Vice episode.

heh. The remake

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

12 Sponge!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (SXMRB)

13 His hard drives aren't going to wipe themselves.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (7ZuqP)

14 Garrett had the Miami Vice angle already in the last thread:

434 >> Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:

I'm picturing a bunch of agents with Flip-Flops, Hawaiin Shirts, Zinc on their noses and Fold-Up Chairs under their arms.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:35 PM (NE8ji)

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (2VrwR)

15

I love the scuba divers humming around the shoreline.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

16 As I said last thread, in a few hours the headlines will be

"Pedo Island open for reporters to dig through, bulldozers standing by to level the island and declare it no longer a crime scene"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

17 IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD COVERUP

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (NE8ji)

18 Bigger toys for Bigger boys

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (p0A33)

19 Only 1 year and 5 months *after* there was a big fire there. I'm sure there's all kinds of evidence laying around. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

20 Miami Vice, indeed.
Posted by: m


My most favorite line from Miami Vice, when at the end of an episode, Don Johnson (Sonny Crockett) realizes he's been duped all along

"Boy, do I feel dumb!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (vcOmj)

21 Anything the FBI is involved in nowadays fills me with dread and horror.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (9+jnX)

22 Top Men at work here, raiding a site of crime two months after arresting the owner and person running the crimes there.

They're all over this like ugly on an ape!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

23 Kinda late now, unless they're there to destroy evidence.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (QNQk9)

24 as i often say: "i'm not cynical, i'm experienced."

we are no longer a nation of laws.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (SXMRB)

25 We always get our man, but sometimes we get him a little late.

Posted by: Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (hjaPQ)

26 I hope they have time for a snorkel. Great snorkeling that area.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)

27 Only 1 year and 5 months *after* there was a big fire there. I'm sure there's all kinds of evidence laying around. /sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (bDqIh)


fire maybe to burn dna, but epstein had tapes and evidence somewhere that was sure to be "saved" and not burned.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (vEIlU)

28 Allegations have been made that underage girls were used as sex slaves and repeatedly abused inside a temple on the island

----

A temple? That's... odd.

Posted by: josephistan at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (Izzlo)

29 .. Cue Jan Hammer

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (QkjLD)

30 climax of a Miami Vice episode"

"It's no stranger to you and me....

BADUMPBADUMPDUMPDUMP"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (6qErC)

31 Where the hell is that Tubbs when you need him?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

32 "And by 'raid' we mean 'barbecue and party at Epstein's place"
--FBI's Top Men

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

33 How else would they get to the island other than boats?

I mean.

It's an island.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (mf5HN)

34
They're removing all the evidence that involves Democrats for "safe keeping".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (Wx/+I)

35 In good fiction, Crockett and Tubbs would have found out about a pedo and kidnapping ring. They would have investigated and been threatened by thugs with powerful friends. Castillo would have been leaned on by the FBI or some other TLA goon, but in the end, he'd risk his career to give Crockett and Tubbs the go-ahead.

They'd raid the island, rescue the girls and shoot the pedo and his thugs.

In the really real world, we get the clown world version of events where the FBI does nothing until its safe to do something. The rich get away with literal murder and all the raped kids are dead or gone.

Happy Monday, everyone!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

36 Federal Belated Investigations


There to plant footage of computer-generated Donald Trump molesting teens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

37

Mysterious Island. Watch out for giant crabs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

38 If Democrats take the House, Senate, & Presidency how long do you think your freedom & America will last?
It will be over in an instant. Nothing politically will stop it.

Harry Reid: The Filibuster Is Suffocating the Will of the American People
https://t.co/Hw62xFAIlM

To save our country's future, Democrats must abolish this arcane Senate rule.

By Harry Reid

...If a Democratic president wants to tackle the most important issues facing our country, then he or she must have the ability to do so - and that means curtailing Republicans' ability to stifle the will of the American people. It's time to allow a simple majority vote instead of the 60-vote threshold now required for legislation. When the American people demand change and elect a new Senate, a new majority leader must be able to respond to that call and pass legislation.

The list of issues stalled by the Senate filibuster is enormous - and still growing.

People ask how it is possible that America is failing to lead on climate change, even as we rapidly approach a catastrophic transformation of our planet that will wreak irreversible havoc on millions of Americans. The answer: the filibuster.

People ask how America - a country that used to set the example for the world on human rights - could tear families apart at the border and put children in cells so overcrowded they cannot lie down. They ask how our country can allow those children to be lost in a labyrinthine system, possibly never reunited with family again. The answer remains the same: the filibuster...

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (jY1B4)

39 Just wait till they come out with Epstein in cuffs.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (rnXGe)

40 This is a vacation, not an investigation.

Investacation.

Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (tH5fk)

41 At least a dozen agents were seen disembarking speedboats at the pier and driving around the 71.5 acre grounds on golf carts
Other officials with 'FBI' lettering on clear display were later seen overlooking the sea from the top of Epstein's remote luxury home.

Next up: hammocks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (QNQk9)

42 Finally we find out what's in that Egyptian temple thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (hjaPQ)

43 There may be tons of evidence in that compound; takes a lot of agents to destroy it quickly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (YslsA)

44 Anything the FBI is involved in nowadays fills me with dread and horror.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (9+jnX)


Like Jury Duty, allow real citizens in on the raids.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

45 The FBI is hunting for every last bit of child pr0n on the island... so they can put it on their servers.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (/Ioag)

46 I hope they brought black lights. Because the inside of that place must look like the Griffith Planetarium.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (Mouru)

47 Is that lady pimp of his still free? I've not heard anything about her arrest.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (7ZuqP)

48 40 This is a vacation, not an investigation.

Investacation.
Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (tH5fk)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (xJa6I)

49 Anything the FBI is involved in nowadays fills me with dread and horror.
Posted by: washrivergal


More like nausea and ennui.

They've become a parody clown show.

I mean, I just can't even.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (vcOmj)

50 Noods not a thing it appears.
*kicks over kettle*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (O5bec)

51 They should put Jan Hammer on location to give it the "Blazzing Saddles" Count Bassie feel

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (QkjLD)

52 More like Keystone Cops

I have 0 faith in the FBI and assume they are there to destroy any evidence.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (BbGew)

53 I miss Silk Stalkings.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

54 Insert inane Miami Vice dialogue here! Because it was mostly visual!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (RD7QR)

55 5 Clean-up operation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)


This.

There will be nothing of consequence brought forth on anybody who is still alive.

Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (hg3pQ)

56 33 How else would they get to the island other than boats?

I mean.

It's an island.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (mf5HN)

Helicopter?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (2VrwR)

57 Cynical?

As far as I'm concerned, there is not enough cynicism in the world to properly capture the deprivation of our LE and IC apparatus.


Epstein was straight up merked.


This is just the Deep State rubbing our noses in it.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (HKEA4)

58 With black light the island lights up so much you can see it from the moon.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (II6Oo)

59 39
Just wait till they come out with Epstein in cuffs.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM (rnXGe)

+++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (9+jnX)

60 Anything the FBI is involved in nowadays fills me with dread and horror.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (9+jnX)


And skepticism.
Lots and lots of skepticism.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (aS1PU)

61 Miami Vice, indeed.

Elvis the Alligator not included.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (HaL55)

62 Welp, there goes the evidence.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (a48q1)

63 I bet they forgot their black light, because FBI.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (t6MX/)

64 Lots of DNA on that Island

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

65 I read a piece at the Daily Wire about a former inmate at the jail where Epstein was being kept, saying there was no way he could have killed himself in the cell. No. Way.

This may have been brought up here today, but I've actually been working all day. Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

66 Next up: hammocks."

"Boat drinks...
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (6qErC)

67 I'm sure Epstein never saw this coming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (1ISKN)

68 50 Noods not a thing it appears.
*kicks over kettle*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (O5bec)

509 There's a new thread.
Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (2VrwR)

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (2VrwR)

69
"Any sex slaves left?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Wx/+I)

70 what network got the heads up to do the FBI promo video?


CNN got the last old man raid, maybe it was MSNBC's turn.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

71 was it the San Bernadino shooting where the authorities let the news people investigate the 2 Muzzies' apt? Yeah, we investigated, all done.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (ZqRa6)

72 FUCK'EM, DANNO.

Posted by: Steve McGarrett at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (hjaPQ)

73 What are they calling this exciting FBI operation anyway?

May I suggest Operation Closing The Barn Door After The Horse Hanged Himself In His Jail Cell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Mouru)

74 Is Geraldo Rivera covering this?

Is it like Al Capone's vault?

Wait!

There's nothing inside!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (vcOmj)

75 Helicopter?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (2VrwR)

Terry dactle?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (O5bec)

76 Word is they had to wear hazmat suits to enter the Clinton Suite.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

77 The FBI even used some of the US Navy's celebrated Sharks With Friggin' Lasers On Their Heads for this raid.

Damn.

That AG Barr does NOT fuck around.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (yTo22)

78 71 was it the San Bernadino shooting where the authorities let the news people investigate the 2 Muzzies' apt? Yeah, we investigated, all done.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (O2RFr)

79 Boats and Hos?

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (QD9b6)

80 Expeditiously looking for loose massages.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (6eEQ+)

81 >>fire maybe to burn dna, but epstein had tapes and evidence somewhere that was sure to be "saved" and not burned.

It's long been rumored that Epstein had a big, steel safe on the island. I assume that's their target but I can't believe his lawyers wouldn't have cleaned it out when he was arrested.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

82 The FBI has been "negotiating" getting onto the island since Epstein was arrested. Remember, this is the same agency that gave immunity to almost every person involved with Hillary, so...

There is staff on the island and the FBI was afraid they would be destroying evidence (somewhere in the indictment or charging it was mentioned there could be video or photographic evidence on the island).
But now that he's dead they stormed the beaches!! Just like Normandy! Remember the Maine!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

83 Helicopter?
Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (2VrwR)



Okay fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

Now I have Die Hard playing in my head.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

84

Theory: obama's fbi did this raid to make sure there's no evidence left that could hurt the pals of the Deep State.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (dv098)

85 "9
Shits had weeks to be cleared out.

Posted by: Ha at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (MAstk)"
..
Someone has already coughed up shipping records indicating that machines for removing carpeting and floor tile were delivered to the island prior to his arrest.
High def drone footage taken after his arrest shows piles of carpet and flooring in trashbags sitting outside. The weird blue/white cube shaped building contained 9-10+ mattresses stacked up, covered in plastic.
If the people doing the raid are serious about it, it sort of hardly matters as I have zero doubt that they were delayed for weeks by scumbags in government.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (eAshZ)

86 Qty 45 "FBI" windbreakers - $680.

Posted by: Clinton Foundation, August 2019 Ledger at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (4Eo4+)

87 I'd trust sonny crockett and the Miami vice squad to get to the bottom of this more than the fbi

Posted by: brak at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (7fLhC)

88
Gotta make 100% sure Democrats are in the clear. They'll be ripping through every blade of grass on that island to make sure nothing is missed.

They'll probably "find" some stuff to implicate a few (R)s, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

89 >>Next up: hammocks."

"Boat drinks...
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks..."



10 PM : North Shore Bonfire and Limbo Contest

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (NE8ji)

90 Anything the FBI is involved in nowadays fills me with dread and horror.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (9+jnX)

And skepticism.
Lots and lots of skepticism.
Posted by: DR.WTF


Yeah. That Ephram Zimbalist guy was full of shit.

Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (tH5fk)

91 @62

It's going to be put in a box next to Weiners laptop and wheeled into the same warehouse that the Ark of The Covenant is in.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (HKEA4)

92 "...the 66-year-old was found dead by suicide..."

yeah, just like Vince Foster, Seth Rich, and a cast of 100's.

pull the other one: it's got bells on it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (SXMRB)

93 > "Is this all a bit theatrical, or am I just being too cynical?--Ace

No, you're not being too cynical. Think of it as a spin-off of that long-running hit TV show Failure Theater: Washington DC.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (A9v7L)

94 Starkweather Two Delta: No! I don't want to die, no! No! I want to go to the Island! You promised! I wanna live! I don't wanna die! No!

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (QkjLD)

95 How else would they get to the island other than boats?

I mean.

It's an island.
Posted by: alexthechick

Helicopters.

helicopter rides.

*light bulb illuminates*

Posted by: Miklos from AeroPinochet, we hope you'll enjoy our lack of amentites at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (QzkSJ)

96 This shit is rotten to the core.

Posted by: nip at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (DfGpI)

97 I miss Silk Stalkings"

Sexy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (6qErC)

98 I love the scuba divers humming around the shoreline.

"Lobster for dinner, guys!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (HaL55)

99 "It's going down, Crockett."

It's going down, Tubbs."

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 12, 2019 04:57 PM (qGehY)

100 >>It's long been rumored that Epstein had a big, steel safe on the island. I assume that's their target but I can't believe his lawyers wouldn't have cleaned it out when he was arrested.


It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (NE8ji)

101 65
I read a piece at the Daily Wire about a former inmate at the jail where
Epstein was being kept, saying there was no way he could have killed
himself in the cell. No. Way.

This may have been brought up here today, but I've actually been working all day. Dammit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

A rumors spreading that Epstein is at this moment getting a new face and fingerprints and the body in the cell was NOT Epstein.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (O5bec)

102 I predict that in 24 hours they'll open up the island to public tourism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (Mouru)

103 But now that he's dead they stormed the beaches!! Just like Normandy! Remember the Maine!
Posted by: Marcus T


Or just like Antifa stormed Portland!

Remember Oregon! (which was also a battleship in the Spanish American War)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

104 It's like busting into Hitler's bunker!

In 1974.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

105 74
Is Geraldo Rivera covering this?



Is it like Al Capone's vault?



Wait!



There's nothing inside!


dude, that's a bit harsh. you forgot about the empty bottle they found.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

106 It's going to take days for the FBI to figure out how to make an island commit suicide.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (7ZuqP)

107 Well, excuse me, Miss "I'm-so-smart-I-can't-wait-to-go-to-the-Island!"

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (QkjLD)

108 He and Maxwell had matching keys; a full octave.

She was his familiar and #1 and she's been on the loose. Everything that could be cleaned has been cleaned. Any money that could be moved has been moved.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (/jZjK)

109 >>How else would they get to the island other than boats?



Magnum would have taken a Sea Kayak.


And his womb broom.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (NE8ji)

110 Look Boss!
De boats! De boats!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (axyOa)

111 10 PM : North Shore Bonfire and Limbo Contest"

"Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (6qErC)

112 >>was it the San Bernadino shooting where the authorities let the news people investigate the 2 Muzzies' apt? Yeah, we investigated, all done.




Yup.
And they bulldozed that muslim terrorist compound in NM within hours of searching it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (bDqIh)

113 Kabuki Theater for the media...

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (u0crE)

114 I mean.

It's an island.

Posted by: alexthechick


Oblig.:

"GET TO DUH CHOPAH!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (yTo22)

115
It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.



A big 'W'!

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

116 The weather's nice and the FBI hasn't chased hookers and blow since the last time they were in the Caribbean.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

117 >> Is that lady pimp of his still free? I've not heard anything about her arrest.

Ghislaine Maxwell. She's still alive as far as I know, but not for long.

The Daily Mail said she got real spooked by Epstein's "suicide" and wants to spill all to the FBI.

Don't do that, sweetie. Go into the middle of some crowded place, London, NY, etc, and scream everything you know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (NMAzL)

118 They drew straws to see who could drive the speedboats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (Mouru)

119 Prince Andrew was seen combing through the pics and videos for any keepsakes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

120 53 I miss Silk Stalkings.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (mf5HN)


Great opening and music to set the tone.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (2m1vT)

121 Good timing, this operation. Ubiquitously known as Pedo and Orgy Island, this, THIS, was the perfect time to go after the traffickers' home base.

Posted by: Day Late Dollar Short PI at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (6eEQ+)

122 It's going to take days for the FBI to figure out how to make an island commit suicide.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (7ZuqP)
++++++++++++
1) Project (at YUGE scale) video footage from the Bikini Atoll testing
2) Ship a nuke there
3) Blame the resulting explosion on media influence
4) Evidence is destroyed, with a pro-censorship data point as a bonus

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2019 04:59 PM (I2dne)

123 22 Top Men at work here, raiding a site of crime two months after arresting the owner and person running the crimes there.

They're all over this like ugly on an ape!
-----------
Yea, Top Men. Good work on today's raid, FBI. Way to be on top of it. Is it to much to ask that you also, I don't know, monitor the prison staff, including the warden and psychologists, before they get so depressed by this episode that they too commit "suicide" just before they bleach bit their home computers and smash their cell phones?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (ixZXQ)

124 OK, now I'm crackin up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (O5bec)

125 Probably already mentioned, but this is to destroy evidence just like demolishing the compound immediately after the Waco massacre.

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (qGehY)

126 "78
71 was it the San Bernadino shooting where the authorities let the news
people investigate the 2 Muzzies' apt? Yeah, we investigated, all done.



Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (O2RFr)"
..They also fucked off somewhere and left the LV shooter's home unsecured, and someone cleaned it out.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (eAshZ)

127

It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.

Posted by: garrett


No, "a big W."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (Wx/+I)

128 Clean-up operation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Been waitin' for this!

Posted by: Betty Wright with her hit "Clean up Woman" at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (QzkSJ)

129
Alternate poat title:

FBI Raids Scrubs Pedo Island For Evidence

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (dv098)

130 It's always the same dream - I'm on a boat, headed to The Island.

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (QkjLD)

131 "Hut - Hut - Hut - Hut -Hut"

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (NE8ji)

132 Another Trump scandal! Watch me tonight and watch us connect the dots!

Posted by: Rachael Maddow at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (4Eo4+)

133 It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island."

X never, ever, ever marks the spot...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (6qErC)

134 O/T: I just found out that Chick-Fil-A now has Mac and Cheese of Intolerance. I must try it ASAP.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (ZGrMX)

135 That's it--final straw.

We're resigning in protest.

Posted by: 99% Of All FBI Agents Who Are So Honest And Hardworking That It Fucking Boggles The Mind at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (9vQJW)

136
Alternate poat title:

The FBI Are Pretty Much The Democrat Party's "Fixers" Now

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (dv098)

137 You guys are so funny. I have a stomach ache from laughing. Again.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (9+jnX)

138 What would really be funny is if a Jap WWII soldier popped up out of a hole and started capping the feds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (Mouru)

139 Posted by: 99% Of All FBI Agents Who Are So Honest And Hardworking That
It Fucking Boggles The Mind at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (9vQJW)

Rank and file!

Posted by: Hannity at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (O5bec)

140 Was Joe Scarborough ever a guest there? It seems like something an intern murderer would be into.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

141 Ghislaine Maxwell. She's still alive as far as I know, but not for long.


Her father, Robert Maxwell, went missing off his yacht.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Miklos, connector of dots at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (QzkSJ)

142 Yeah right from Epstein buying it I figured we're in for a fix.

"The FBI was involved in a coup against the president!"

"Who's investigating the Epstein situation?"

"The FBI."

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (j3npP)

143 I read a piece at the Daily Wire about a former inmate at the jail where
Epstein was being kept, saying there was no way he could have killed
himself in the cell. No. Way.

This may have been brought up here today, but I've actually been working all day. Dammit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

****

There was no ex-cellmate.
Such a person does not exist.
Former inmates are not reliable. After all, they're criminals.
Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (axyOa)

144 I have been busy all day - can anyone catch me up on how that canadian dude is having periods?

that is not possible. even with the highest-tech fake fish skin vajayjay

also the thing with the pedo island is all for show. they're "cleaning" it up

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Rarvo)

145 FBI Raids Scrubs Pedo Island For Evidence
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (dv09
++++++++++++
Nah, it can't possibly happen like it did in New Mexico when they buried the whole site with bulldozers almost immediately. Or like with the Las Vegas shooter that went radio-silent almost immediately. Or like with the Pulse nightclub when they lost control of one of their semi-entrapment schemes.

The FBI has no history of coverups or rank incompetence and it is dangerous, unpatriotic and antisocial to imply otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)

146 >>>It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (NE8ji)


The big W, it's the big V\...kicks can.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (/jZjK)

147 106 It's going to take days for the FBI to figure out how to make an island commit suicide.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (7ZuqP)

I can offer some advice

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Izzlo)

148 Uh don't they know he burnt everything on that island over a year ago?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (JUOKG)

149
Ghislaine Maxwell. She's still alive as far as I know, but not for long.





Her father, Robert Maxwell, went missing off his yacht.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: Miklos, connector of dots at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (QzkSJ)


He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

150 It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.
Posted by: garrett


I thought it was buried under the Giant W?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apHZKlQJI_c

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

151 140 Was Joe Scarborough ever a guest there? It seems like something an intern murderer would be into.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

He just couldn't get himself invited.

Posted by: Caliban at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (qEujL)

152 Looks like Wray is being blackmailed too.

Yep. Going with that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (bOH3/)

153
"I'm shocked - shocked! - to find underaged sex slaves here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (Wx/+I)

154 Now remember guys, you are going down there to work, not goof off.


And for all that is holy -

'Watch Out For Snakes!'

Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (NE8ji)

155 We claim this island property of the Dept of Justice!

Posted by: FBI Cumdumpster at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (hjaPQ)

156 X never, ever, ever marks the spot...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (6qErC)
+++++++++++
W, though, is a different story...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (I2dne)

157 "Found this spoon, sir!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (3DZIZ)

158 So he's been indicted, dies in prison under mysterious circumstances, and now they raid the island?

Top Men.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (1ISKN)

159 Qty 45 "FBI" windbreakers - $680."

45 complete sets of Tommy Bahama beachwear - priceless.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (6qErC)

160
"Once Epstein's small nuclear device had been found, it was put under 24-hour remote surveillance, by elements of the team left offshore when the rest were ordered back to Miami. However, due to overwork, the agents assigned to monitor the device fell asleep. Unfortunately it self-detonated, eliminating any video evidence of how it happened in the ensuing ball of atomic fire, which also consumed everything on the island.

Sadly, we will never be able to determine what may have been on Little St. James.

Also, it is with regret that we inform you that, unbeknownst to our agents, his Manhattan home underwent a previously scheduled demolition, rubble-burning, and earth-salting during our operation in the Caribbean.

Please direct any questions you may have to Sidney Blumenthal."

Posted by: The FBI at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

161 Uh don't they know he burnt everything on that island over a year ago?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (JUOKG)



To be fair, would you want to be stuck in some dismal FBI field office on a Monday?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (Mouru)

162 83 Helicopter?
Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (2VrwR)

Okay fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

Now I have Die Hard playing in my head.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

De plane! De plane!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (2VrwR)

163 149


He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

it happens.

Posted by: zombie Natalie Wood at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

164 They drew straws to see who could drive the speedboats.
Posted by: Cicero

Federal straw prohibition waiver?

The laws are truly only for the little people (with bootleg straws).

Posted by: Miklos, iniquity is upon the land at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (QzkSJ)

165 So he's been indicted, dies in prison under mysterious circumstances, and now they raid the island?

Top Men.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
They didn't need a major cleanup operation when it was contained and he was in custody. Now, though, they need to make sure and also have a show of force. For confidence or whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

166 He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


He kicked the bucket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h57UR-oIE_g

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (vcOmj)

167 they're laughing at us, you know.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (Rarvo)

168 129
Alternate poat title:

FBI Raids Scrubs Pedo Island For Evidence
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:00 PM (dv09


Reports had it that Hillary's phones from her email escapade were destroyed by FBeye agents, so no, this should be the actual title, not the alternative.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

169 67 I'm sure Epstein never saw this coming.
---------
Yea, nor the powerful people that suicided him.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM (ixZXQ)

170 "Found this spoon, sir!"
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (3DZIZ)


Very good, sergeant!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (Mouru)

171 Gotta make sure no journalists beat them to the evidence like what happened in Benghazi!

Posted by: Speller at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (pSotA)

172 I want you to comb the desert island!

Posted by: Darth Helmet at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (NE8ji)

173 they're laughing at us, you know."

Nah. Too drunk by now...

(cruzan rum for 2 bucks a bottle)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (6qErC)

174 Found some car keys!


--- random FBI agent

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

175 149
Ghislaine Maxwell. She's still alive as far as I know, but not for long.

Her father, Robert Maxwell, went missing off his yacht.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Miklos, connector of dots at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (QzkSJ)

He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
__________

After that, he was referred to as Bob, Bob, Bob.

Posted by: Furious George at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (9vQJW)

176
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (5uF3p)

177 De plane! De plane!
Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 05:04 PM

I've always wondered what George Stephanopolous looked like in a white suit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (COzlW)

178 So I can get a chicken sandwich of hate AND mac and cheese of intolerance? What a country!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)

179 Hey you down on the ground. It's us up here in the air!

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

180 Turned on the Five, making excuses for poorly run prisons. ha


No one will ever convince me that Seth Rich Epstein committed suicide.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (vEIlU)

181 It's like the climax of a Miami Vice episode.
--------

Pfft.

Posted by: Roger Stone at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (HTHlp)

182 17 IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD COVERUP
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (NE8ji)

I keep getting visions of Mel Brooks with a fake mustache saying "Gentlemen! We have got to justify our Phoney-Baloney Jobs!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)

183 I guess it took weeks for this because they had to wait for the paint jobs. And they needed speed boats so they could get there faster.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (Y9zp1)

184
remember the tv show LOST?

It was about an evil island that could move.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (dv098)

185 Robert Maxwell was great in "Get Smart," but my favorite was 99.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (hjaPQ)

186 Look, sir! Droids!

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, no relation at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (5uF3p)

187 Was Joe Scarborough ever a guest there? It seems like something an intern murderer would be into.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

He just couldn't get himself invited.
Posted by: Caliban

They would have made him wear a dress

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (B7KlG)

188 157
"Found this spoon, sir!"


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (3DZIZ)


Man! We ain't found shit!

Posted by: Spaceballs at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

189 Look sir, Droids!

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

190 I guess it took weeks for this because they had to wait for the paint jobs. And they needed speed boats so they could get there faster.
Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (Y9zp1)



Also, the FBI windbreakers got held up in production.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:06 PM (Mouru)

191 It's all been a pack of lies
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM

It's all been a lack of pies. Got any Hostess cherry pies on ya?

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (COzlW)

192 I like the chicken biscuits of bigotry and homophobia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (1ISKN)

193 Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

194
"They bring a vibrator, you bring a ball gag."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (Wx/+I)

195
THis is Ghislaine's daddy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell

He had intel ties, including Mossad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (NMAzL)

196 so we have crooks raiding crooks, or at least their home.

Posted by: Vic at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (mpXpK)

197 You asked for theatrical men wearing tight windbreakers on speed boats, Theo. I give you the F...B...I.

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (32YRo)

198 33 How else would they get to the island other than boats?

I mean.

It's an island.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:52 PM



*drops commies in the ocean* *waves*

Posted by: Zombie Pinochet in a Helicopter at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (4A5fG)

199 @65



There are standard protocols for how a high value/notorious prisoner is treated and are not hard to understand.





A prisoner such as Epstein would have been issued what's called a
pickle suit which cannot be used to kill yourself, he would have been
housed, alone, in a cell that is constructed in such a manor that it
would have been impossible to harm yourself. In fact the only way to
harm yourself would be to run head first into a wall or dive directly
into your head.





He would have also been monitored around the clock both via CCTV and human guards.





Any other explanation is bullshit, he was killed, he was killed by Deep State
operatives, and this was done to make sure that his work as an Intel
asset never makes it to light and to also protect various high level
clientele.





As they say, Dead Men Tell No Tales.

And now we have the spectacle of G-Men in cigarette boats taking the beaches of Pedo Island.

Fantastic.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (HKEA4)

200 Probably be really cool, coming in low with the chopper and watching the herds of tiny giraffe scatter as you approached the mansion.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (NE8ji)

201 I've always wondered what George Stephanopolous looked like in a white suit.
Posted by: JuJuBee
-----

I would be much more convincing.

Posted by: Robert Reich at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (HTHlp)

202 Piloting the speed boat?

None other than Peter Strozk, the only agent the FBI ever thought capable of investigating things related to the Clintons. Not pictured, James Comey moored off shore "just contemplating the palm trees of Rape Island."

Posted by: Queen Elizardbeth II at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (hdzef)

203 147 106 It's going to take days for the FBI to figure out how to make an island commit suicide.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 12, 2019 04:58 PM (7ZuqP)

I can offer some advice
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Izzlo)

Heh. Great teamwork!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (2VrwR)

204 Posted by: Grump928(C)"

You're late... Scroll up.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (6qErC)

205 It's all been a pack of lies
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (5uF3p)

Shut up. Thith ith my favorite part!

*air drums*

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (xPJvm)

206 Oh I see someone already beat me.

*drops them in ocean*

Posted by: Zombie Pinochet in a Helicopter at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (4A5fG)

207 I can hear the music of Michael Mann as the speed boats rip into pedo island.

I just do not get why the american public thinks so little of the FIB.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (pw+jk)

208 They drew straws to see who could drive the speedboats.
Posted by: Cicero


FBI boating regata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5X8DD0ams

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

209 Wanking motion

Posted by: MAGA at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (dB3UF)

210 How soon until the media says the island was a sanctuary for orphans?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:08 PM (1ISKN)

211 FBI-

"Who's on the isle?"

"You'll do what?"

"I said who's on the isle"

"Who said I'll? You or the other guy?"

"What other guy?"

"The guy who Hughes."

Posted by: Miklos presents Abbot and Costello Join the FBI at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (QzkSJ)

212 184
remember the tv show LOST?

It was about an evil island that could move.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (dv09

the 2019 reboot is going to be about Epstein's video surveillance records.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

213 Epstein just can`t catch a break. He has the FBI laying out the scenario of his 'suicide' if they would have had to 'find' him at that location...honor, character, integrity, pensions, is their motto.

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (yhf6w)

214 Later on they'll deploy Tactical Pina Coladas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Mouru)

215

48 loose diamonds in a locked safe at his ny apartment, says Dagan

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

216 In a related story, FBI agents also raided Al Capone's vault earlier today

Posted by: josephistan at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Izzlo)

217 They searched the Bill Clinton Library, the Bob Menendez Wing, all the way down past the George Mitchell Contemplation Nook and through Dershowitz Pavillion, and they found absolutely nothing!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

218 "They bring a vibrator, you bring a ball gag."



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (Wx/+I)

===
lol

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (pw+jk)

219 Sorry. Pedo Island is closed. Prepubescent girl out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

220 "Any sex slaves left?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM

I'm sure the FBI will make sure not, nor any found.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (BbGew)

221 Hope they swab for DNA.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (J9wxX)

222 anybody got a match?

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

223 Barr is dirty. The swamp is trying as hard as possible to 'not know' and the AG is fully on board with it.

Barr didn't ask 'What did you find on the island?' a month ago?

Posted by: Rather Not at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (oPogG)

224 Not exactly Tarawa

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (B7KlG)

225 Just one giant diseased organ. The speedboats were a nice touch. Been waxing and polishing those since Bush bought the fleet of Cigarettes, finally get a chance to pull them out.

Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (YJK93)

226 "You can't have surveillance cameras here! This is jail!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

227 It's like the climax of a Miami Vice episode


Crockett and Tubbs were way more competent. Plus the FBI music would be yakkity sax, not Jan Hammer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (pHq/F)

228 Hope they swab for DNA.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (J9wxX)

They're gonna need mops for that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (QNQk9)

229 Hmm, today's FBI?

I'm picturing Miami Vice music but with a paddle boat.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

230 Pretty sure it's standard criminal procedure to have your buddies destroy all the evidence as soon as you are arrested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:11 PM (1ISKN)

231 How else would they get to the island other than boats?

I mean.

It's an island.
Posted by: alexthechick
------

It was only a three hour tour, a Wheeler Playmate would have sufficed. *


*You've all wondered for years what kind of boat that was, haven't you? You're welcome.

Posted by: The Skipper at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (ZMWtN)

232
Do you think one of you guys could just set my TV on the edge of the tub? I don't want to miss the new episode of Real Temple Wives of Little St. James.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

233 Should have had some dudes parachute in...tacticool style

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (WhTSP)

234 He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Not that mysterious. He had embezzled about $600 million from employee pension funds.

Posted by: Miklos Presents (cue Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme) at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (QzkSJ)

235 The late reports indicate that the G-Men waded ashore under a withering barrage of used condoms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (Mouru)

236 By Sundown, that place is gonna look like Open Swin at Bushwood

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (NE8ji)

237 It would be funny as hell if Bill Clinton got busted by DNA splooge *AGAIN.*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

238 Any sex slaves left?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM


****

Hey!!! Do we look like the Secret Service?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (axyOa)

239 I love quick time harch.

Posted by: Empress Nympho at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (tTF9j)

240
Special Agent Benny Hill led the raid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (Wx/+I)

241 If you are wondering why Scaramucci is blasting Trump now, this might have something to do with it.

https://tinyurl.com/y5v92hpx

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

242 Gilligan, start a fire or something, for God's sake!

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (hjaPQ)

243 I hope they brought their longboards. I heard the surfing on Bills Beach is to die for. There is even a shack shaped like an interns vagina where they sell fine cigars.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (2m1vT)

244 Sorry. Epstein's Island mysteriously sunk.

/FBI

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

245 Czech Chick: "Hope they swab for DNA."

Of course. They have to know how much bleach and denaturing agents to bring.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (6eEQ+)

246 150 It's burried underneath a giant 'X' somewhere on the Island.
Posted by: garrett

I thought it was buried under the Giant W?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apHZKlQJI_c
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

That's excellentQ

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (2VrwR)

247 Pretty sure it's standard criminal procedure to have your buddies destroy all the evidence as soon as you are arrested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
----------

SOP.

Posted by: Hillary at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (ZMWtN)

248 Top men, a month late

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (M+Lyo)

249 I was thinking today Epstein had to be THE MOST highest profile prisoner in the country with information that could take down a former president.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew)

250 FBI...

Won't talk to them even for a background check for prospective employee.

Posted by: golfman at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (OE84+)

251 229 Hmm, today's FBI?

I'm picturing Miami Vice music but with a paddle boat.
Posted by: WisRich
____________

* Eyes Peter Strzok, shakes head *

Nope, a dinghy.

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (9vQJW)

252 The FBI were unexpectedly delayed in making a search of Pedo Island when their shipment of "FBI" jackets was mixed up with a shipment of "Female Body Inspector" jackets meant for Tommy's t-shit emporium of Myrtle Beach, SC.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (gmo/4)

253 So much more in that Brit article than I've seen here. Didn't know he owned Greater St. James, too.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2019 05:13 PM (OiC69)

254 From the Wiki article on Mawell:

The British Foreign Office suspected that Maxwell was a secret agent of a foreign government, possibly a double agent or a triple agent, and "a thoroughly bad character and almost certainly financed by Russia." He had known links to the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), to the KGB, and to the Israeli intelligence service Mossad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:14 PM (NMAzL)

255 Sorry. Epstein's Island mysteriously sunk.

/FBI
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


They tipped it over! You Maniacs!

- Congressman Hank Johnson

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 12, 2019 05:14 PM (vcOmj)

256 The Canadian dude has a fetish for little girl's tampons. That's what his comment is about (although he'd like you to think he's talking about himself.)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 12, 2019 05:14 PM (Lqy/e)

257 Hope they swab for DNA.

Posted by: Czech Chick

Man, the luminal every where is just gonna look plain ugly...

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2019 05:14 PM (32YRo)

258 Yea, what a country. FBI, very efficient, very good, at investigating crimes committed by plebe citizens. Connected? Delayed evidence gathering, immunity, sweetheart deals, no jail time, and if all that fails, they'll destroy the evidence of your case and brand it related to "national security" and hide it all because meh "sources and methods."

Daily reminder: 1991 disintegration of the Soviet Union and US democracy "winning" was.... a bit premature. Looks like what we now have is far worse than Soviet communism. At lease there, the people KNEW they lived in a repressive, corrupt regime.

The US is like the Matrix. Took election of Trump to wake people up that we live in a massive illusion. US government is run by career insiders who pick winners and losers and protect their winners against pedophilia and murder, just to cite the latest. Oh, and the conservatives aren't the "winners," in case that was in doubt.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:14 PM (ixZXQ)

259 Barr is dirty. The swamp is trying as hard as possible to 'not know' and the AG is fully on board with it.

Barr didn't ask 'What did you find on the island?' a month ago?
Posted by: Rather Not at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (oPogG)


I'm going to give Barr the benefit of the doubt. He's up to his ears since coming on board. He's investigating a coup...

If I don't have Barr, what do I have?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)

260 Sounds like the FBI grabbing the evidence in order to destroy it.

Posted by: Mark at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (G92yJ)

261 >>Don't do that, sweetie. Go into the middle of some crowded place, London, NY, etc, and scream everything you know.


How weird is it that I'd rather she dump all she had on Wikileaks?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (bDqIh)

262 Nope, a dinghy.
Posted by: Lisa Page
--------

Pram

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (ZMWtN)

263 Piloting the speed boat?

None other than Peter Strozk

I always wanted to be a super sekrit spy.

Now I'll show them. I'll show them all!

Posted by: "Pedro" Strzok at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (QzkSJ)

264 A proper Bond villain knows that a monorail is better than golf carts.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (H1kOD)

265
Maxwell "fell off his boat and drowned". That boat was named "Lady Ghislaine". Now, did he name the boat after his daughter, or did he name his daughter after the boat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (NMAzL)

266 Oh noes! The FBI is going to inadvertently let the dinosaurs off the island! Next thing you know a t. rex will be thumping around Miami!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (COzlW)

267 Needs Izzy driving a hearse away from the NYPD morgue with the body in a cryo-tube.

https://youtu.be/XLoCA1CDz7Y

Posted by: DaveA at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (FhXTo)

268 The FBI will secure any evidence in a secure location, where it will be found after committing suicide in its cell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

269 It's like the climax of a Miami Vice episode.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 04:47 PM Comments
---
"Climax". Ah see what you did there.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (DuZls)

270 We can trust this group, too, because they're FBI. Oh, no...!

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (g0Lfb)

271 Any other explanation is bullshit, he was killed, he was killed by Deep State operatives, and this was done to make sure that his work as an Intel asset never makes it to light and to also protect various high level clientele. "

funny how that just reminded me of one of the odd things that was reported about the Las Vegas Casino shooter before that investigation got closed down tight. The story was that he was a "professional" gambler, and he was there making $100,000 in profit from playing slots. (or something like that) That's what was reported - but the story was stupid, which was why I think they realized everyone had to quit talking about. No one takes a little bit of money in and turns it into that playing slots - but if you've got $200,000 (or whatever) in cash that you can't report because you don't wanna say where it came from, then one of the best laundromats out there is Vegas Slots, where you can turn $200,000 of mystery cash into $100,000 of legal, reportable winnings quite easily.

but then that brings up the uncomfortable question as to why was a guy who was unemployed and completely off the grid swimming in so much cash? Well, the FBI says "Let's not talk about that anymore."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

272 I'm going to give Barr the benefit of the doubt. He's up to his ears since coming on board. He's investigating a coup...

If I don't have Barr, what do I have?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)

Yep. Diss Barr no more.

Trey Gowdy on the other hand....

Posted by: golfman at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (OE84+)

273
Oh, and the conservatives aren't the "winners," in case that was in doubt.

Posted by: RichardWindsor


That's just plain obsessive paranoia.

Excuse me, someone's knocking the door.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (Wx/+I)

274 I'm going to give Barr the benefit of the doubt. He's up to his ears since coming on board. He's investigating a coup...

-------

I kinda doubt he's in on it. But to have lost control of this situation is a fucking fiasco. This is the highest profile prisoner in the world at this time, and he let his DoJ see to Epstein's demise.

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (AzW6q)

275 "These are not the bikini clad underage girls you're looking for."

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (Frz1k)

276 A little late for the raid, fuckheads.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (ufFY8)

277 Yeah, they're there to destroy evidence.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (AkkRZ)

278 184
remember the tv show LOST?

It was about an evil island that could move.
Posted by: Soothsayer


but mostly it was about writers who don't know what a 3rd act is.

Posted by: x at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (nFwvY)

279 Pedosaurus rex.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (COzlW)

280

They should have sent Geraldo for the opening of the tombs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (vEIlU)

281 The British Foreign Office suspected that Maxwell was a secret agent of a foreign government



Well, he was in the newspaper business.

Posted by: Colludin' Miklos (which has got to be better than Masturbatin' Pete) at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (QzkSJ)

282 >>"Lady Ghislaine".


This is pronounced, how?

Jizz - Lane?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (NE8ji)

283 I find it interesting that it's located in the Virgin Islands.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (II6Oo)

284 Well, the FBI says "Let's not talk about that anymore."


Yeah, I think that should be their new slogan.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (AkkRZ)

285 Get any stripers JackStraw?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (sGotD)

286 I kinda doubt he's in on it. But to have lost control of this situation is a fucking fiasco. This is the highest profile prisoner in the world at this time, and he let his DoJ see to Epstein's demise.

Ridiculous.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (AzW6q)


Like Trump, he's finding out each day how deep the deep state resistance is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (vEIlU)

287 They should have sent Geraldo for the opening of the tombs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Lara "Geraldo" Croft

Posted by: Miklos, y'all people busy today at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (QzkSJ)

288 "Crap, we lost everything overboard!" Yeah, where have we heard that before...

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (Ydn2k)

289 It's the only island in the Caribbean where anywhere you go, your feet stick to the floor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (Mouru)

290 "Lady Ghislaine".


This is pronounced, how?

Jizz - Lane?
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:17 PM (NE8ji)

If it's Gaelic, probably "Shawn."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (xPJvm)

291

The Five still on "incompetence". Who sent them the memo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (vEIlU)

292
Bob "not my purview" Mewler: If you want someone to look into it, I'm free. Should be done around...I can't answer that right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (mpeBU)

293 266 Oh noes! The FBI is going to inadvertently let the dinosaurs off the island! Next thing you know a t. rex will be thumping around Miami!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (COzlW)

Ah yes, urban renewal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

294 POWER PLAYER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCzuHgM_50E

"Call the consulate and burn the evidence
Don't speak another word, just burn the evidence"

Posted by: CLUTCH at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (NE8ji)

295 "Just hurry up and get out there! We can vet everyone later..."

Posted by: William Barr at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (Ydn2k)

296 "Boats and Hos?"

LMAO

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (Frz1k)

297 FBI is a corrupt organization. They cannot be trusted to do an honest investigation. What the hell are they doing there?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (ph+ut)

298 Too cynical? Not cynical enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

299 Do you realize you used the words "virgin", "climax", "speedboats" and "golf" in the opening?

That's some quality writing right there.

Posted by: The Writers From Magnum PI at August 12, 2019 05:20 PM (ZxU8C)

300 For a while, I was thinking Fahrenheit 451, the musical. Now, I'm thinking Fahrenheit 451 Smuggler's Blues.

Posted by: RICO aka democrat at August 12, 2019 05:20 PM (x6XkS)

301 The FBI is going to play the Constanza defense.

Posted by: MAGA at August 12, 2019 05:20 PM (dB3UF)

302 Well, lookee here. Guess who was a guest at Chelsea's wedding? Hint: Initials GM.

https://tinyurl.com/y4hj594v

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

303 FBI is a corrupt organization. They cannot be trusted to do an honest investigation. What the hell are they doing there?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2019 05:19 PM (ph+ut)



To be fair, Don Knotts is dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (Mouru)

304

I wonder if their are tunnels.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

305
lulz??

I wrote this 'ment on Saturday:

It's gonna be hilarious when the fbi solves the case and reveals, in October 2020, it was a n*zi gang who arranged Epstein's fake suicide.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (dv098)

306 Operating in their primary capacity as the Clinton Cleanup Squad they're just making sure nothing that might incriminat the Precious is still around.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (dmoiP)

307 I'm also in the if we don't have Barr, we have nothing.
And afraid of what that brings though suspect it could happen.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (BbGew)

308 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?

Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)

309
btw, this was FAKE Integrity Theater.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (dv098)

310 I don't know why they are even bothering with appearances now. The DOJ's next press release on the Epstein case could just be: Fuck You.

And no one would do anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (1ISKN)

311 252
The FBI were unexpectedly delayed in making a search of Pedo Island when
their shipment of "FBI" jackets was mixed up with a shipment of "Female
Body Inspector" jackets meant for Tommy's t-shit emporium of Myrtle
Beach, SC.


not sure whether typo or editorial comment

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (sGtp+)

312 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?

Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)


What if Ghislaine has it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

313 234
He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.



Posted by: Jane D'oh



Not that mysterious. He had embezzled about $600 million from employee pension funds.

Posted by: Miklos Presents (cue Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme) at August 12, 2019 05:12 PM (QzkSJ)

++++
How, how, how unlucky is that!!?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (9+jnX)

314 >>How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?


Yeah - If that's my Island, it has a self-destruct mechannism.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (NE8ji)

315 >>Well, lookee here. Guess who was a guest at Chelsea's wedding? Hint: Initials GM.

She was also a part of the Clinton Global Initiative and Epstein's lawyers claimed Epstein was a founder of the CGI during his first trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

316 Operation Big Load

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (WhTSP)

317 Feebs ride the waves....

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (90T4r)

318 but then that brings up the uncomfortable question as to why was a guy who was unemployed and completely off the grid swimming in so much cash? Well, the FBI says "Let's not talk about that anymore."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)


The casinos have security setups that make the pentagon look like a Circle K circa 1991. They can count the hairs on a fly's ass. So, what happened to all of that footage? Or, the adjacent casinos?

Too bad we don't have a press that's truly free and slightly curious. They don't even pretend anymore. Notre Dame? Yeah, no. Accident thingy. Wow, how about those brave firefighters huh?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (tTF9j)

319

Gives you a sick feeling - that this is all for show.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)

320 I hope the FBI puts as much effort and showmanship into a SWAT team hauling underwear clad Strzok, Comey, McCabe, Brennan etc. out of their cushy digs at gunpoint at 4AM in the morning.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (kMayG)

321 302 Well, lookee here. Guess who was a guest at Chelsea's wedding? Hint: Initials GM.


Gell Mann? would he even remember being there?

Posted by: x at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (nFwvY)

322 FBI are pikers. The Secret Service would have Columbian hookers in bikinis on those boats serving mai-tais.

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (ABjxW)

323 In other news, FBI Teams are racing to Ford's Theatre. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (ZxU8C)

324 Before the agents could complete their search, a freak lightning bolt ignited the 3,000 tons of white phosphorous that Epstein had stored on the island for some unknown reason.



Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (tY4MP)

325 I'm going to give Barr the benefit of the doubt. He's up to his ears since coming on board. He's investigating a coup...

If I don't have Barr, what do I have?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)

If you ever start to wonder about Barr, just remember how Diligent and Hard Working the guy he replaced was. One sharp cookie, I tell ya. Want him back?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

326 Why would the FBI raid Pedicure Island? Trump and Barr are out of control. This is a lawless administration of misogynists and homophobes. Wait, what?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (COzlW)

327 Speed Boats!!

I'm in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (3H9h1)

328 MAGAnanamous: "How does Epstein not have the 'If Anything Should Happen To Me' file for just such an occasion?"

Possible task of the FBI Beach Assault Team? Leave the sex slaves; bring the files.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (6eEQ+)

329 >>Well, lookee here. Guess who was a guest at Chelsea's wedding? Hint: Initials GM.



She was also a part of the Clinton Global Initiative and Epstein's
lawyers claimed Epstein was a founder of the CGI during his first trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)


Yep. It's the sleazy Clinton cabal all the way down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

330 Now, if there was some way they could shoot up and set fire to that island....

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (90T4r)

331 Like Trump, he's finding out each day how deep the deep state resistance is.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:18 PM (vEIlU)


Barr is still what Barr always has been - a guy deeply committed to preserving the FBI. All the way back to Lon Horiuchi - Barr has proven time and again what he is.

Barr is neither willing nor capable of picking a fight with the money changers at the temple - because he doesn't want to break the system.




Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (mz0bS)

332 Pierce Brosnan whacked Maxwell.

I saw the movie.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (3DZIZ)

333 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?

He did. We found it on Thursday...

Posted by: The Clintons at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (NpvYf)

334 >>Why would the FBI raid Pedicure Island?


Red Flag Alert issued for the Piggy That Had None.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (NE8ji)

335

hahahahaha @ sarah silverman
How does it feel, douche bag?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (dv098)

336 > He mysteriously fell off his yacht and drowned.

Well, he was found floating in the Atlantic, anyway.

The pathology team was "unable to determine a cause of death".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (tY4MP)

337 The FBI is there to claim those underaged girls.

"Operation I Saw Her First."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (ZxU8C)

338 *does lawnjob with golfcart*

"Wait. what are we looking for again?"

"I got shotgun on the trip back!"

Posted by: FBI special agent at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (ABjxW)

339 148 Uh don't they know he burnt everything on that island over a year ago?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 12, 2019 05:02 PM (JUOKG)

.....

They can't just assume. They need to be certain.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (OTq1x)

340 @271
With the exception of the Ring of Steel in London, Las Vegas hotels, as a whole, have more CCTV cameras than anywhere on earth.

They could have reconstructed an inch by inch whereabouts of the shooter from that alone.


And apparently this guy never talked on a phone, sent texts, emailed, had any friends, family, just woke up one day and said I'm going to murder as many people as I possibly can.

Does not fly.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (HKEA4)

341 Miami Vice
Magnum PI
Fantasy Island
Gilligan's Island

It's all blending together.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (2VrwR)

342 They can't just assume. They need to be certain.


I recommend thermite.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (5uF3p)

343 Dear Mr. Cinton,

We regret to inform you that we will not be able to accomodate you for your timeshare weeks.

You may be able to redeem weeks 44 and 45 at our establishment in Thailand, subject to certain fees.

Sincerely,

Epstein All-Inclusives, Inc.

Posted by: Miklos, rum and Lidl brand cola at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)

344 Hey, in other news, Biden sez he was VP in 2018.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

345 Now, if there was some way they could shoot up and set fire to that island....
Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (90T4r)


One bullet right in the middle and it goes straight to the bottom.

Posted by: Rep. Hank "Hank" Johnson, (D)umbass at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (Mouru)

346 I'm sure Barr will eviscerate the evidence on that island like he did during Russiagate. Trump will skate AGAIN.

Posted by: No at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (avUFp)

347 The video link didn't cover it but anyone know if some got somewater skiing in ?

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (BbGew)

348 That evidence isn't going to destroy itself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (RMwSd)

349
Where is horowitz's report??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (dv098)

350 Back under the stairs, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (5uF3p)

351 In case their is compromising evidence against clinton or trump to keep the press from getting their first.

Posted by: raimondo at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (SZ1GK)

352 335




hahahahaha @ sarah silverman

How does it feel, douche bag?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 12, 2019 05:24 PM (dv09

+++What's with Lefty's doing black-face? It is like some sick compulsion.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (9+jnX)

353 napalm.

just melt the place.

then put in a Disney park.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

354 LOL, even the gold dome on the "temple" is gone.
FBI...when they move, they slice like a fuckin' hammer!

Posted by: Oedipus at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (N4r5a)

355 Lamborghinis, uzis, and Phil Collins singing about his feels in the night. Could be a good New Retro Wave video too.

Posted by: Chad Dudeski's Ray Bans at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (P2Nzk)

356 one recalls in casino royale, which was set in the Bahamas, he was a math whiz, and he had creepy hangups, who the company was retrying to recruit the resources.

Posted by: admiral marcus at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (x+C/t)

357 And two days after the guy is dead, what was the hurry or hold up?

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

358 #2weeks

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (WhTSP)

359 hands up, don't shoot!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

360 FBI Agent 1 - "Wow, I found the Clinton Perv file right here in Epstein's armoire! Complete with pictures! Wait, Tom, what are you doing? Put that gun down, quit clowning."

FBI Agent 2 - "Sorry, Harold, just ain't your day."

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

361 and Piss off, racist foreign spunkbreath.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (5uF3p)

362 Gives you a sick feeling - that this is all for show.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)


The worst part is the MSM is so in the boat, the swamp so vast and deep they don't even bother to pretend any longer. At least in the old days, they'd have been transporting him someplace and do the Jack Ruby thing. They're rubbing our faces in it and daring somebody to do something about it.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (tTF9j)

363 And apparently this guy never talked on a phone, sent texts, emailed, had any friends, family, just woke up one day and said I'm going to murder as many people as I possibly can.

Does not fly.

Posted by: Radical Centrist

-

I'm more impressed that he was able to fire 7000 rounds out of 300 cases.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (RMwSd)

364 Hellooooooo tovarisch nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

365 LOL, even the gold dome on the "temple" is gone.
FBI...when they move, they slice like a fuckin' hammer!
Posted by: Oedipus at August 12, 2019 05:27 PM (N4r5a)



Give 'em a break. The speedboats had to be special-ordered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (Mouru)

366 I wonder if their are tunnels.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon.

Posted by: Disney Pitch Guy at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

367
Epstein did have an insurance policy. It was a meticulous diary of everything.

Now, where is it?

I'm betting his whacking had something to do with that diary.

He may have been planning on using that diary. Hey guys, this isn't funny anymore. I've been in jail too long....remember my diary?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (NMAzL)

368 308 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?
Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)

--------------------------------------

Probably does, or did. Brings up the question of whether or not he's even dead.

Posted by: cornbred at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (i3oP7)

369 323 In other news, FBI Teams are racing to Ford's Theatre. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Will they get there in time!!?? Stay tuned........

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (pHq/F)

370 Soothsayer: "Where is horowitz's report??"

#twoweeks

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (6eEQ+)

371 Posted by: No at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (avUFp)
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Yeah, and Hildebeast destroyed her servers to protect Trump.

Right?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (hjaPQ)

372 And apparently this guy never talked on a phone, sent texts, emailed, had any friends, family, just woke up one day and said I'm going to murder as many people as I possibly can.

Does not fly.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (HKEA4)

No way can any individual wipe their record that clean. Intelligence Services, on the other hand? That kind of thing is their bread and butter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)

373 323 In other news, FBI Teams are racing to Ford's Theatre. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (ZxU8C)

Other than that how was the show, Ms. Maxwell?

Posted by: FBI agent at August 12, 2019 05:29 PM (RD7QR)

374
Why would Epstein commit suicide when he still had some powerful cards to play?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 12, 2019 05:29 PM (PtOP4)

375 "And apparently this guy never talked on a phone,
sent texts, emailed, had any friends, family, just woke up one day and
said I'm going to murder as many people as I possibly can.

Does not fly.


Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (HKEA4)"
..He did send text and mails. To himself. Typical method to cut down on your exposure to being intercepted.
He was quite busy working on selling himself a big 'ole pile of guns. Also liked to order food and drinks via room service for 2-3 people at once.

At least that's what came out before they clamped down on everything. It stinks.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 12, 2019 05:29 PM (eAshZ)

376 Nothing is going to change unless we get off our asses and do something.

I, unfortunately, have been sitting on my ass for so long, I seem to be stuck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 05:29 PM (1ISKN)

377 BREAKING >>> From today's Pedo Island raid. Special FBI Liaison Cody Shearer was first on the scene 48 hours ago and reports on behalf of FBI that they were unable to recover any evidence on the Island.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:29 PM (ixZXQ)

378 Late to the party but it that long to get a search warrant agreement with whatever country had jurisdiction? Epstein must have had something on that government's leaders.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (5AX1G)

379 He may have been planning on using that diary. Hey guys, this isn't funny anymore. I've been in jail too long....remember my diary?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:28 PM (NMAzL)

His Big Mistake was on Thursday morning, when he got mad and said "You guys better hope that nobody ever digs up my Sundial!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

380 Trump has a lot more to worry about than Clinton
If it was murder only the mafia could have pulled it off
They have decades of experience in Federal corruption in jails and Trump is their boy

Posted by: Kurt at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (HETej)

381 Oddly, you never hear about Epstein's financial empire.

It's almost like his real business was whores and secrets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

382 FBI sources report they have found an orange woman's thong, waist size 54, with the initials "H.R.C."

They don't know what to make of it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ZxU8C)

383 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE!!!*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (d7Ww2)

384 Kurt is here to prove Juan Williams isn't the dumbest man on the planet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

385 HEY, WTF MAN!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Rourke at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (Mouru)

386 I can't get over the fact they send a Tactical Diving Squad in. I'm sitting here watching the video and laughing my ass off. The guy is dead. Who do they think is on their island?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (FDy+L)

387 >>How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?

What if Epstein wasn't the top of the pyramid? What if he was a high ranking player but not the kingpin?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

388 I really like the shota tentacle genre.

Posted by: Kurt at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (/Ioag)

389 So, who wants to go to a tropical island on a speedboat, ride around in golf carts, view the sunset from the top of a building today? Any volunteers?

Posted by: sharon at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (QzF6i)

390 and the third of the Retched Retards appears.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (5uF3p)

391
Epstein did have an insurance policy. It was a meticulous diary of everything.

Now, where is it?

---------

Just sippin' on some Valu-Rite, leafing through it, and remembering the good times with Jeff.

This whole thing is... regrettable.

Posted by: Empress Thundershart at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (AzW6q)

392 see ATF? that's how you do a publicity stunt raid. on an unihabited island after the owner is dead. no one shoots back that way.

Posted by: FBI at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (nFwvY)

393
At least the USSR did stuff more in the shadows.

This is 5th World Papa Doc, Idi Amin, Ming, Nero level absurdity.

Americans can't do devil worshiping pedo sex abusing ritual elite orgy snuff op banana republic cover ups any better than this?

Unable to be shocked any longer, I find myself profoundly embarrassed.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (UFLLM)

394 FBI sources report they have found an orange woman's thong, waist size 54, with the initials "H.R.C."

They don't know what to make of it.



The world's smelliest car cover?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

395 BREAKING >>> From today's Pedo Island raid. Special FBI Liaison Cody Shearer was first on the scene 48 hours ago and reports on behalf of FBI that they were unable to recover any evidence on the Island.

-

Multiple agents had accidentally discharged their firearms while deciding to clean them during the investigation, with each round amazingly striking each of the 300 separate 8tb hard drives individually and often repeatedly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (RMwSd)

396 Late to the party but it that long to get a search warrant agreement with whatever country had jurisdiction? Epstein must have had something on that government's leaders.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM



I think you may be on to something. But I'm pretty sure it's some of that country's former leaders, not the current one.

Posted by: Bert G at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (OMsf+)

397 napalm.

just melt the place.

then put in a Disney park.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)


make it a Star Wars theme park and the FBI can rest assured that no one will ever go there again.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (aS1PU)

398 His Big Mistake was on Thursday morning, when he got mad and said "You guys better hope that nobody ever digs up my Sundial!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

+++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (9+jnX)

399 What if Epstein wasn't the top of the pyramid? What if he was a high ranking player but not the kingpin?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

hmm, that would certainly explain the Liquidation, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

400 >> I can't get over the fact they send a Tactical Diving Squad in.


They need to make sure they coral all of the evidence.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (NE8ji)

401 383 Hi Insom!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE!!!*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Woohoo! Unreserved pouncing!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

402 Wow! Kunt and Know in the same thread!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (hjaPQ)

403 Kurt learned the word 'mafia' at work therapy last night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

404 Really?

Now with Tubbs and Crockett?

Posted by: are we watching a movie? at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (ow4M0)

405
How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?

Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)







Left with the same attorneys that requested that the suicide watch be lifted?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (veoSD)

406 On the tv show Bones the male hero was an FBI agent.

Does anyone think that it will ever again be possible for the FBI to be considered heroes?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (dmoiP)

407 just melt the place.
then put in a Disney park.


If there's got to be paedo on the island, best it's corporate paedo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (/Ioag)

408 FANG is Big Brother. Big Brother is FANG.

Posted by: Inspector 71 at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (LLUXC)

409 353 napalm.

just melt the place.

then put in a Disney park.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

Pave it and put in a parking lot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

410 Thousands of Russians attended the funerals Monday of five Russian nuclear engineers killed by an explosion as they tested a new rocket, a tragedy that fueled radiation fears and raised new questions about a secretive weapons program.

Well that's one way of burying the bodies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (p0A33)

411 I scrolled up and saw the obvious is being beat like a dead John Kerry which is what is supposed to happen at aos.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (5AX1G)

412 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?
Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)


If he did (and I asked this) chances are the people he'd directed to do something with it have already been paid to do so or were in his estate.

So, when you're offered another couple of million to just kind of have a "whoopsie," that seems like a better (and safer) course of action.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (tTF9j)

413 FANG is Big Brother. Big Brother is FANG.


Oh, FANG!

Posted by: Phyllis Diller at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

414 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?



Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)


I talked about this earlier today. Who would he send it to ? The media ? Federal Law Enforcement ?

Trump ? While he's still surrounded by the crew he apparently can't fire because nobody better is available ?

Jack - if you were putting together a Dead Man Switch - who, exactly, would you send it to ? I'm listening.

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (mz0bS)

415 Did this guy even have a shark tank?

I mean. Billionaire. Island. You need some pet sharks, right?

Maybe even a little volvano...but, the sharks are a given.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (NE8ji)

416 Pave it and put in a parking lot.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)


You MONSTER!!

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (Mouru)

417
just melt the place.

then put in a Disney park.

=======
The painting scheme is the same as a Disney park. I forget the name of it, but its uses optical illusion to create the impression architectural details.

weird

Posted by: are we watching a movie? at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (JvzGU)

418 Just for shits and giggles- The fire at Clinton's house and Epstein's house were within days of each other.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (T1Aes)

419 Americans can't do devil worshiping pedo sex abusing ritual elite orgy snuff op banana republic cover ups any better than this?

-

It's pretty disturbing to note how much moloch worship and idols are at the places the bigwigs hang out and rape little kids.

I've got to assume the all-in on abortion is over something beyond "women's health".

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (RMwSd)

420
James Comey sits looking forlornly at his white Crockett and Tubbs jacket.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (rXie1)

421
415 Did this guy even have a shark tank?

I mean. Billionaire. Island. You need some pet sharks, right?

Maybe even a little volvano...but, the sharks are a given.

Posted by: garrett


with fricking laser beams!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

422 416 Pave it and put in a parking lot.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

You MONSTER!!
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (Mouru)

*calls a big yellow taxi*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

423 *wiggles*
*POUNCE!!!*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Woohoo! Unreserved pouncing!
Posted by: Insomniac

To each Insom according to his need, Comrade.

Posted by: Miklos, teary eyed Leninist at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (QzkSJ)

424 DON'T BE SO SURE THERE IS NOTHING THERE, There are all kinds of tunnels & a HUGE Safe there

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (BqBId)

425 >>Pave it and put in a parking lot.


Bowling Alley!

Posted by: The Kinks at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (NE8ji)

426 On the tv show Bones the male hero was an FBI agent.

Does anyone think that it will ever again be possible for the FBI to be considered heroes?
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (dmoiP)

To be fair, most movies and TV shows have portrayed the FBI'as arrogant a-holes for decades.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (5AX1G)

427 421
415 Did this guy even have a shark tank?

I mean. Billionaire. Island. You need some pet sharks, right?

Maybe even a little volvano...but, the sharks are a given.

Posted by: garrett


with fricking laser beams!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Even sharks deserve a warm meal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

428 I'll bet the interior of that place is seedier than a gloryhole in a cheap Tucson porn shop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

429 FBI must have finaly got the "all clear" from Hilarys clean up team. They are slipping or the place was a mess. <48 hrs is ususlly the deadline.

Posted by: Momma_Joe at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (/bEUg)

430 Oh, FANG!

Posted by: Phyllis Diller

Hat Tip AND Golf Clap!!!!

Well played!

Get off my nursing home's lawn.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (UFLLM)

431 407 just melt the place.
then put in a Disney park.

If there's got to be paedo on the island, best it's corporate paedo.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 12, 2019 05:33 PM (/Ioag)

So Pedo Bear is going to be the Park Mascot, I presume.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

432 Dead men have no Fourth or
Fifth Amendment rights.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (ZxU8C)

433 Is that lady pimp of his still free? I've not heard anything about her arrest.
--------
Ghislaine Maxwell spotted while out shopping!
https://twitter.com/olly_connelly/status/
1160918439843655681

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (Dh1wo)

434 >>hmm, that would certainly explain the Liquidation, wouldn't it?

If, big If, but if Epstein was whacked in prison it was done by someone enormously powerful. Even getting the guards to alter their standard policies and not check on a guy who was either just attacked or tried to commit suicide would take someone with a ton of pull.

I'm warming to the theory that Epstein was a part of a syndicate that is far bigger and has been around a lot longer than him

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

435 412 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?
Posted by: MAGAnanamous at August 12, 2019 05:21 PM (YJK93)
------------------
Yea, he gave it to his lawyers to release in case of his untimely death. You know, the lawyers that were with him hours before his death and that now have hired criminal defense attorneys.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:35 PM (ixZXQ)

436 Maybe even a little volvano

Pound for pound, the best Pedo Island out there today....

Posted by: Jimmy Volvano at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (QzkSJ)

437 Chances Epstein was really a Kremlin op?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

438 @406
No, once the scales have been ripped away, it's virtually impossible to regain trust.

But then again I've pretty much developed a healthy despisement of the FBI once they burned 76 people to death in Waco instead of, you know, taking the leader into custody when he went to town to get provisions.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (HKEA4)

439 >>'ll bet the interior of that place is seedier than a gloryhole in a cheap Tucson porn shop.


That's ... awfully specific.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (NE8ji)

440
Maybe even a little volvano...but, the sharks are a given.

Here it was a Vulvacano...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (UFLLM)

441 When you're a billionaire you could afford to have someone write a program that would search for news of your death and send out information to papers, officials, etc.

Heck, spam Gmail users.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (RMwSd)

442 FBI is a corrupt organization. They cannot be trusted to do an honest investigation. What the hell are they doing there?

Getting possession of The Winning Lottery Ticket - the files that can and will be used as leverage against the high rollers.

They will take selfies in certain places on the property, drink up all of his booze, snort all of his coke, screw whatever children remain on the island, then destroy whatever evidence remains.

I think the model for the quality of this investigation will closely resemble the quality and depth of their investigation in to Benghazi. (that is it was merely a safari)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 12, 2019 05:36 PM (lD3vL)

443
The Daily Mail said she got real spooked by Epstein's "suicide" and wants to spill all to the FBI

====
I'd suggest someone more reliable like the Cheka or any of the Cartels.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (dmoiP)

444 If your the lawyer holding Epstain's deadman switch, do you follow your now dead client's instructions - or milk that file for billions.

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (B7KlG)

445 435 412 How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?
Posted by: MAGAnanamous

I keep telling yall, Assange has it!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (d7Ww2)

446 The painting scheme is the same as a Disney park. I forget the name of it, but its uses optical illusion to create the impression architectural details.
---
trompe l'oeil

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (hjaPQ)

447 Black lights.

They better have brought black lights.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (ZxU8C)

448 Epstein sent his detailed notebook to Julian Assange.


*Radio and podcast hosts, please contact my agent*

Posted by: Miklos Knows at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (QzkSJ)

449 What if Epstein wasn't the top of the pyramid? What if he was a high ranking player but not the kingpin?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I have no idea who the kingpin could be, but I am sure Epstein, Podesta, Clinton, Nxivm, Abramovic and Spirit Cooking, etc. are all connected. There's just no way that they aren't.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (sGotD)

450 Burning question, Was Epstein's last thought- Let it Burn?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 05:38 PM (T1Aes)

451 What if Epstein wasn't the top of the pyramid? What if he was a high ranking player but not the kingpin?


There are always two, the Apprentice and the Master.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:38 PM (5uF3p)

452 supposedly it was his lawyers that had him taken off suicide watch

Posted by: sharon at August 12, 2019 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

453 450 Burning question, Was Epstein's last thought- Let it Burn?

Posted by: Ben Had



"I like New York in June....

How about you?"

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:38 PM (d7Ww2)

454 >>There are always two, the Apprentice and the Master.


Torgo never gets any respect.

Posted by: Torgo at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (NE8ji)

455 Be kinda funny if they stumbled on 80 year old Lee Harvey Oswald, sipping a cold one and telling Jack Ruby and the blanks stories.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (C1Lsn)

456 How many votes do I get for using Diaspora in a sentence?

Posted by: Creepy Joe at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (+uDPK)

457 I kinda doubt he's in on it. But to have lost control of this situation
is a fucking fiasco. This is the highest profile prisoner in the world
at this time, and he let his DoJ see to Epstein's demise.


See where trusting gets you? TFG had eight years to hire a boatload of fellow commie/prog travellers in every agency in Washington. And BJ Cliton before him. All W had to do was nothing, as Rove told him to do. Or not do.

Anyway, #WASTF it's not even funny. But the mask-ripping-offing continues. After Epstein's "suicide" in one of the most allegedly secure lock-ups in the country, anyone who doubts that the Deep State Swamp exists is beyond all hope. It was a DC Mafia hit and there's no getting around that little factoid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55)

458 My bet is Epstein's last thought was "You've got to be fucking kidding me - they're really going to kill me inside a Federal Pen ?".

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (mz0bS)

459 Errr, FBI? That's not our FBI...

Posted by: Bill Barr at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (NAs56)

460 Ernst Blaufeld?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (ZxU8C)

461 They better have brought black lights.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Why? We'll just wait for the sun to go down.

Posted by: FBI agents (insert additional Polack jokes here) at August 12, 2019 05:39 PM (QzkSJ)

462 444 If your the lawyer holding Epstain's deadman switch, do you follow your now dead client's instructions - or milk that file for billions.
--------------
Huh. So, in this hypothetical, you're an attorney of a guy just murdered by the Clintons, and now you have evidence in your possession implicating the Clintons.

Yea, lawyers should get this information out! Oh, but not before they get witness protection from..... The FBI. Sounds like a solid play.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM (ixZXQ)

463 444
If your the lawyer holding Epstain's deadman switch, do you follow your
now dead client's instructions - or milk that file for billions.

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (B7KlG)

Post it on the internet.

Posted by: Disney Pitch Guy at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

464 >>I have no idea who the kingpin could be, but I am sure Epstein, Podesta, Clinton, Nxivm, Abramovic and Spirit Cooking, etc. are all connected. There's just no way that they aren't.

Read this. Have no idea about the veracity of the report but it's pretty compelling.

https://tinyurl.com/y66qo9jv

>>Jack - if you were putting together a Dead Man Switch - who, exactly, would you send it to ? I'm listening.

He has a fleet of some of the most high powered attorney's in the country. Anyone of them could have done it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

465 Have they released how he committed suicide? Icepick in the back of the neck or drowning in the toilet ?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM (5AX1G)

466 I suspect we haven't seen the end of this , um, suicide spree.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (BbGew)

467
Looking at all the names involved with Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ehud Barak, Clinton, Kennedy, etc, etc, it reminds of one of those Pink Panther movies.

Remember when the Lunatic Dreyfus was going to blow up the world unless they killed Clouseau? Kill Clouseau or I start vaporizing your cities.

All the spook agencies from all the world sent their top assassins to kill Clouseau. But of course, he was so stupid, so bumbling, he was impossible to kill. Two assassins would converge on Clouseau, and, just at the last moment, Clouseau would do something stupid, trip over his own two feet and cause the assassins to kill each other.

He would walk away oblivious.

That's what it sounds like with Epstein. CIA, MI6, Mossad, KGB -- they all probably wanted him dead.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (NMAzL)

468
I have no idea who the kingpin could be, but I
am sure Epstein, Podesta, Clinton, Nxivm, Abramovic and Spirit Cooking,
etc. are all connected. There's just no way that they aren't.



Posted by: IrishEi at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (sGotD)

+++
Sure looks like it - and not some crazy concocted myth either.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (9+jnX)

469 Burning question, Was Epstein's last thought- Let it Burn?

Posted by: Ben Had
*******
I think David Coverdale said it best when he said & She said BURRRRRRRRRN

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)

470 Have they released how he committed suicide? Icepick in the back of the neck or drowning in the toilet ?


Choked on the latest issue of 'UnderAge Big'Uns.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

471 He died with the bitcoin code word too.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (5AX1G)

472 What if they find Osama Bin Laden thee?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:42 PM (ZxU8C)

473
All of Epstein's lawyers have moved into the Ecuadorian Embassy in London...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 12, 2019 05:42 PM (UFLLM)

474 That's what it sounds like with Epstein. CIA, MI6, Mossad, KGB -- they all probably wanted him dead.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (NMAzL)

Except that was a conspiracy of Clouseau's trying to kill one ordinary, intelligent man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

475 All of Epstein's lawyers have moved into the Ecuadorian Embassy in London...


Their best chance is to go to Putin.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (5uF3p)

476 Did they find my underpants I was wearing all the time! Alan derschewitz.

Posted by: raimondo at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (SZ1GK)

477 f your the lawyer holding Epstain's deadman switch, do you follow your
now dead client's instructions - or milk that file for billions.

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:37 PM (B7KlG)

Post it on the internet.
Posted by: Disney Pitch Guy

I might give it to the Mossad in exchange for safety, at least you know their game. Everyone else - who knows what their motives are. Then, make millions from the small fish they don't want.

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (B7KlG)

478 469 Burning question, Was Epstein's last thought- Let it Burn?

Posted by: Ben Had
*******
I think David Coverdale said it best when he said & She said BURRRRRRRRRN
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)

Epstein's last thought, while he was hanging there, was "Wow, David Carradine was Right!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

479 And now, the simplest tard chimes in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

480 I'm warming to the theory that Epstein was a part of a syndicate that is far bigger and has been around a lot longer than him
Posted by: JackStraw

Right.

Next you'll be telling me that the Catholic Church has been covering things up.

Posted by: Miklos, Chief Rosicrucian, Banco Ambrosiano at August 12, 2019 05:44 PM (QzkSJ)

481 He has a fleet of some of the most high powered attorney's in the country. Anyone of them could have done it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)


And which of those lawyers has the muscle to prevent his own ending, plus the influence to get the evidence into the mainstream media to a point where it can't be suppressed in court.

Still waiting. Having the goods is not enough. You have to have somebody with the will and means to make it stick.

Who is that guy ? The guy with enough private guns not to get killed, and the juice to actually have that file mean something ?

Who ?

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:44 PM (mz0bS)

482 I'm dea

Posted by: Epstein's Last Thought at August 12, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)

483
Pooped 'Em.

Posted by: Rainmando at August 12, 2019 05:44 PM (UFLLM)

484 Notice how our Top.Mind.Trolls only show up on an Epstein thread?

Like they're only sent here for certain subjects.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

485 How would you get enough Lysol onto a speedboat?

Posted by: DaveA at August 12, 2019 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

486 the fbi is a criminal organization. it exists only to be muscle for the deep state. good thing they are as inept as the keystone cops. noone should ever be convicted in an fbi investigation. this is out of control lawlessness unfolding before our eyes. we are fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 05:45 PM (KP5rU)

487 Epstein's last thought?


Quit.... chocking meee.....Guard !!!!!!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:45 PM (5AX1G)

488 Hi Insom!



*wiggles*

*POUNCE!!!*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 05:30 PM (d7Ww2)



Woohoo! Unreserved pouncing!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)


Order has been restored to the universe. Glad you and kitteh are both better, good nurse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 12, 2019 05:46 PM (HaL55)

489 Pope Francis? What are you doing here?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:46 PM (ZxU8C)

490 "How does Epstein not have the "If Anything Should Happen To Me" file for just such an occasion?"

He may. You have to ask who he cares enough to protect. Maxwell might be the only one. Very good question to raise. The other pedos aren't sleeping thru the night yet

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 12, 2019 05:46 PM (Frz1k)

491
Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the best bet for Ghislaine is probably to go to Putin and the KGB.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:46 PM (NMAzL)

492

Didn't Jeffy's Temple already burn down? The one with the golden dome and the Owl statue that looked a lot like the Bohemian Grove Owl allegedly looks?

Posted by: Door to Door Nothing Salesman at August 12, 2019 05:47 PM (UFLLM)

493 I might give it to the Mossad in exchange for
safety, at least you know their game. Everyone else - who knows what
their motives are. Then, make millions from the small fish they don't
want.

Posted by: Jean at August 12, 2019 05:43 PM (B7KlG)

+++
Wouldn't touch it. Every time you'd step outside you'd wonder if some sniper has you in the cross-hairs from a building a mile away.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:47 PM (9+jnX)

494
Jeff's Last Thought: I wish you were twelv...

Posted by: Door to Door Nothing Salesman at August 12, 2019 05:48 PM (UFLLM)

495 386 I can't get over the fact they send a Tactical Diving Squad in. I'm sitting here watching the video and laughing my ass off. The guy is dead. Who do they think is on their island?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 05:31 PM (FDy+L)

Hey. "Training". A tag along party for every element of SWAT. It's overtime and official mention in the folder.

Geez, it's like summer vacation for kids.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 12, 2019 05:48 PM (e1mEI)

496 Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the best bet for Ghislaine is probably to go to Putin and the KGB.

Posted by: publius,

Bring warm socks

Posted by: Edward Snowden at August 12, 2019 05:48 PM (QzkSJ)

497 473
All of Epstein's lawyers have moved into the Ecuadorian Embassy in London...
-------------
Scene: NY High Security Prison, private room.

Attorney: First, thank you for your insurance file. Yes, I'll release it if anything happens to you, I promise, because I'm your lawyer and you can trust me. But look Jerry, I know someone tried to kill you a few weeks ago, or you tried to kill yourself, or whatevs, but I think the next important step in your trial is that we fight hard to get you taken off suicide watch ASAP. Also, I put in a special request to have your cell mate removed,

Jerry Epstein: Sounds good. Now that I'm considering turning evidence on Bill and the others, I just want to make sure I'm safe.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 05:48 PM (ixZXQ)

498 Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the best bet for Ghislaine is probably to go to Putin and the KGB.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 05:46 PM (NMAzL)


Putin is a Nationalist. You can predict and understand his motivations.

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:48 PM (mz0bS)

499 I don't know if he had anything because what he got in his last conviction was more than anyone with blackmail info would have got.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (5AX1G)

500 >>And which of those lawyers has the muscle to prevent his own ending, plus the influence to get the evidence into the mainstream media to a point where it can't be suppressed in court.

You don't need to get court permission to leak something to media outlets. Happens everyday.

Anyway, not my theory so you tell me who the mystery power player is.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

501 Still waiting. Having the goods is not enough. You have to have somebody with the will and means to make it stick.

So we put Julian Assange on the top of the Dead Pool list?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (lD3vL)

502 Hey, nobody said anything about my lawyers visiting! But how did they get a noose in here?

Posted by: Epstein's last thought at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (RD7QR)

503 Like they're only sent here for certain subjects.

The trolls swarmed the Benghazi threads when that was going on. Did their best to make a story about actual Obama / Clinton / Kerry evil into a story about over-excitable conservatives Pouncing and Seizing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (/Ioag)

504 >>Wouldn't touch it. Every time you'd step outside you'd wonder if some sniper has you in the cross-hairs from a building a mile away.


I NEED you to touch it.

Posted by: John Conyers at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (NE8ji)

505 Putin is a Nationalist. You can predict and understand his motivations.

.... and he is White.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 12, 2019 05:50 PM (lD3vL)

506 What if the lawyer with the dead man's switch is Avenatti?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 12, 2019 05:50 PM (C1Lsn)

507 Wouldn't touch it. Every time you'd step outside you'd wonder if some sniper has you in the cross-hairs from a building a mile away.

How does Soros pull it off?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 12, 2019 05:51 PM (lD3vL)

508 Like they're only sent here for certain subjects.



It's not the actual chia pet troll raimondo.

More like troll trolling.

Posted by: Miklos on tap at August 12, 2019 05:51 PM (QzkSJ)

509 What if the lawyer with the dead man's switch is Avenatti?

That would make the most awesome mini-series plot twist.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 12, 2019 05:51 PM (lD3vL)

510 Anyway, not my theory so you tell me who the mystery power player is.
==========
Well, the Mossad out front should a told you.

Posted by: Hey, its probably a combination of state actors he was a free lance sleeze in the end at August 12, 2019 05:51 PM (C6xeQ)

511 Assuming this hasn't been used yet:

"Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking island."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 12, 2019 05:51 PM (OTq1x)

512 473
All of Epstein's lawyers have moved into the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.
******
NO, But they have hired Criminal Defense Attorney's

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (BqBId)

513 why have epstein's lawyers lawyered up?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (KP5rU)

514 "Okay. We have the Jussie Smollett noose. Let's make this look real, okay Nigerian guys?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (ZxU8C)

515 Read this. Have no idea about the veracity of the report but it's pretty compelling.
https://tinyurl.com/y66qo9jv
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:40 PM
~~~~~

Sigh. We're doomed. This is so overwhelming.

(Only about half way through it; will finish when I return if I have the stomach for it.)

Posted by: IrishEi at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (sGotD)

516 *smacks forehead* You mean the FBI was going to investigate me? Fuck...

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (CE5C/)

517 How does Soros pull it off?

When you're really BLZ Bubb in human form, you can do lots and lots of things. Things that were once considered impossible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 12, 2019 05:53 PM (HaL55)

518 why have epstein's lawyers lawyered up?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

You're funny.

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at August 12, 2019 05:53 PM (QzkSJ)

519 "Who took the chicken?"

Goeth shoots random prisoner.

Boy steps forward " I know who took the chicken."

Goeth" Who was it?"

Kid points to dead guy "He did it"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 05:53 PM (T1Aes)

520 513 why have epstein's lawyers lawyered up?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 05:52 PM (KP5rU)

If they have, they may be concerned about being accessories to whatever shit he was involved in, and the crime/fraud exception to the attorney client privilege.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

521 How does Soros pull it off?
===
Simple, if I die, the markets will explode. I have massive positions in hundreds of sensitive areas that will upon my death will unwind.

Financial bombs if you will.

Posted by: Soros at August 12, 2019 05:53 PM (C6xeQ)

522 Anyway, not my theory so you tell me who the mystery power player is.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)


I don't think he had one. The fucker walked around for a couple decades even though his shit was an open secret because he had very powerful protection.

His Hall Pass got pulled, and he never bothered to put together a Dead Man Switch because he knew it was a waste of time. And, for whatever reason, he didn't run straight to Trump singing like a bird. This is, as I like to say amongst us folks that enjoy a game of Hold 'Em, a TELL.

I'll bet on this - when they came to end him, he didn't bother fighting. No use in it.

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 05:54 PM (mz0bS)

523 Catholic Church is the Godfather of it all, & no I am not an Anti Catholic, I have 3 inlaws who are Catholics ! just they just move Priests when the heat gets to hot

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:55 PM (BqBId)

524 Read this. Have no idea about the veracity of the report but it's pretty compelling.

https://tinyurl.com/y66qo9jv

------

Gee - the same couple of names keep popping up.

What a coincidence.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2019 05:57 PM (Y4EXg)

525 http://bit.ly/2KEoZ9s
******
Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself with prison bedsheet: source
******
Gregg Jarrett said when on SW they give you weakened sheets that won't hold your weight

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:57 PM (BqBId)

526 NOOD, if you didn't already know

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 05:58 PM (T1Aes)

527 When you're a billionaire you could afford to have
someone write a program that would search for news of your death and
send out information to papers, officials, etc.



Heck, spam Gmail users.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here

Poor Jeff Goldblum, his stuff is all over the internet now, lol.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 12, 2019 05:58 PM (N4r5a)

528 http://bit.ly/2KFBFwS
*******
Report: Jeffrey Epstein's Cellmate Transferred Out on Eve of His Death

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 05:58 PM (BqBId)

529 So they do get sheets? I would have thought it would be just a blanket - not even a pillow.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 05:59 PM (9+jnX)

530 Too late. Clinton's operatives already skinned the place, just before the timely demise of the owner. The Fibbies must not have gotten the memo.

Posted by: Robert17 at August 12, 2019 06:02 PM (IHxBr)

531 Where can I get me some Pedo_Boats? asking for a new Bahamian who happens to look like Jeffy Boy.
Thank Heaven for leetle girls,they need Maurice Hung like a Chevalier to horse aroun' wif.

Boss Boss de FBI plane do we have enuf bints???

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2019 06:02 PM (5IHGB)

532 Too late. Clinton's operatives already skinned the
place, just before the timely demise of the owner. The Fibbies must not
have gotten the memo.
Posted by: Robert17 at August 12, 2019 06:02 PM (IHxBr)


How long ago was the tragic news release than an awful fire had consumed most of the palatial Epstein Estates ?

I can't be the only one to remember that.

Posted by: History Rhymes at August 12, 2019 06:04 PM (mz0bS)

533 Time to get down to it.
As demorats have convenienced themselves with timely 'suicides' for decades, of those that know too much. We need to get over this type of public continuous embarrassments. We need a federal penitentiary for criminals that know too much about the inner workings of D.C., and especially demorats. The institution to be named ARKANCIDE and any inmate at anytime can be expected to commit suicide. With fill in the blank forms for suicide announcements,just fill in the blanks. The back side of the forms can be the notice for the Coroners suicide too !
Sign at the front gate,: know too much? leave here feet first.

Posted by: ron n. at August 12, 2019 06:04 PM (om5HK)

534 Still waiting. Having the goods is not enough. You have to have somebody with the will and means to make it stick.

Who is that guy ? The guy with enough private guns not to get killed, and the juice to actually have that file mean something ?

Who ?




Posted by: History Rhymes

You'd have to be Erik Prince or Eeben Barlowe for that.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 12, 2019 06:07 PM (N4r5a)

535 I have it on good authority that the Island is Solid Semen and a BIG EXPLOSION could come at any minute.....

BANG BAM BOOM BOOOMMM BLAATTTT................

anyone seen any HOT SEAMEN......

Naw only Cap'n Stuben



WHEEWH we dodged one there guys.....


Part 2 to Follow after this MASSAGE....

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2019 06:12 PM (5IHGB)

536 Read this. Have no idea about the veracity of the report but it's pretty compelling.


Interesting it mentions a mobster named Bronfman.

Clare Bronfman is a name in NXIVM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

537 Any prosecutors on this thread? (I"m a lawyer but a useless one, or a *more* useless). I saw an interesting comment on twitter along the lines of now that Epstein is dead, there would be nobody that would have standing to challenge information obtained in this search -- so it *could* be (I am wearing my tin foil hat just like I should be) that they had been waiting to raid the island, but now that there isn't a case *against him* to build, they were freer to act . . .

Posted by: BP at August 12, 2019 06:17 PM (jBHw+)

538 ^^^ "Rumoured that Epstein had a big steel safe"

That must CHAFE all parties..NO Amarite and Ebony.

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2019 06:19 PM (5IHGB)

539 Barn door. Horse. Some inconvenience required.

Posted by: Pops at August 12, 2019 06:22 PM (gahNj)

540 are Kevin Williamson, David French, & Egg McMullin different people?????

Posted by: x at August 12, 2019 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

541 So, NOW they will finally get around to searching the mysterious safe that only Epstein had access to? Any bets that they'll haul off the contents, but in 6 months it will all be determined to be irrelevant and will be conveniently destroyed.

Posted by: DaveK at August 12, 2019 06:27 PM (hkd34)

542 Collecting evidence or planting evidence against Trump via photo shopped videos of him peaing on a Russian 12 year old hoe? What a joke putting a corrupt agency in charge of a another demorat criminal.

Posted by: Rose at August 12, 2019 06:30 PM (f/Wek)

543 nood

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

544 Finally figured out why "Ghislaine" sounded so familiar. "Gharlane of Eddore!"

Posted by: Empire1 at August 12, 2019 06:43 PM (uTLF9)

545 What?! No "Weekend at Bernie's" (Jeff's) comments? Shame on all of you! "Hey Jeff, how ya doin'!" (FBI agent pulls string on Jeff's hand to wave...

Posted by: Rodent at August 12, 2019 06:52 PM (A3Tmb)

546 why is nobody talking about a will?

Posted by: Anon at August 12, 2019 07:06 PM (yJy4c)

547 What really gets me is that there are Chicoms stealing tech and trade secrets Russians doing who knows what millions on the run from Maduro on and on and nobody knows nuthin -- but Trump? They got foriegn assets pitching Papadapolis and Page secret transcripts being unmasked and leaked. You gotta wonder maybe if they spent less time on
Trump

Posted by: AlanR at August 12, 2019 07:25 PM (v7b8O)

548 Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right.

At least this is a good bunch to be stuck with.

Posted by: creeper at August 12, 2019 08:15 PM (RK98Q)

549 Corrupt fking azzholes
fuck FBI sideways.
All of them. Even the hallowed rank and file.

Posted by: Barney Fife at August 12, 2019 08:38 PM (6OUNd)

550 But did they play the Miami Vice theme on the PA while they were riding the speedboats?

Posted by: Socratease at August 12, 2019 08:50 PM (BT83d)

551 What were they doing?

I'll repeat this story again. In the week after the Las Vegas Massacre, I heard about the relative of a friend who was lightly wounded by a bullet that passed through a car door. I wanted pictures of the holes and the direction of a dowel rod inserted into the holes made by the bullet.

The FBI took the car first and returned it completely repaired, free of charge. Evidence destroyed.

The FBI almost certainly visited the island equipped with bleach, mops, and sponges. It is probably the most DNA free island on Earth.

Al least they created appropriate career opportunities for female FBI agents.

Posted by: FlimFlamed at August 12, 2019 09:46 PM (ZTDnL)

552 They have to find and destroy the evidence of democrat involvement.

Posted by: Dude1394 at August 12, 2019 11:21 PM (3exmE)

553 Hey, give the guys a break. Do you have any idea how hard it was for them to round up enough crime-scene tape to wrap that Island with?
Some people have no appreciation for the technical details. //s//

Posted by: Yonason at August 13, 2019 07:15 AM (Es8Vm)

554 Hey, wait a minute ....Don't dead people have rights?
How about too little to late asshats!!!
Nothing gets the blood flowing like outrage.

Posted by: Marlene at August 13, 2019 07:44 AM (Qaj1g)

555 What Dude1394 said at comment 552.

It's gonna be just like "not taking possession of Hillary's illegal server hard drives".

FBI witnesses, in unison, big wide-open innocent eyes: "No, we found NO incriminating evidence AT ALL -- it was the strangest thing. Guess we were
misled about this Epstein fellow after all. Those are the breaks. We can only follow evidence where it leads us. Case closed."

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at August 13, 2019 11:18 AM (lkWQe)

556 Were they LOOKING for evidence?

Or, making sure that they'd destroyed all of it?

Posted by: Linda Fox at August 13, 2019 11:35 AM (Wd13q)

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