EMT 8/11/19

EMT would never be sung by the Village People

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, August 11, 2019. On this day in 1942 Actress Hedy Lamarr and composer George Antheil received a patent for a Frequency-hopping spread spectrum communication system that later became the basis for modern technologies in wireless telephones and Wi-Fi.


Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

3 Morning!

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

4 On this date in 1979 Led Zeppelin played its last live concert in England at the Knebworth festival along with the New Barbarians, Todd Rundgren, Southside Johnny and the Asbery Jukes, the New Commander Cody band and Chasand Dave in front of another 200,000 fans including me.
https://youtu.be/LTMXpX2Ntrk

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

5 Prison officials say Jeffrey Epstein was not on a suicide watch as was originally reported. Maybe he should have been eh? He had been on it but they took him off.


https://tinyurl.com/y22f6j94

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 President Trump added fuel to the conspiracy theories surrounding multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein's apparent suicide on Saturday when he retweeted a post that implied former President Bill Clinton was linked to Epstein's death.


https://tinyurl.com/yyl5lyeq

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 Slow Joe has another senior moment, says he was VP during the Parkland shootings which occurred in Feb, 2018 when Pence was VP. He has trouble keeping up with his political lies.


https://tinyurl.com/y6f2qk5f

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

8 This is one of my pet peeves.


Outback Steakhouse has issued an apology to a Maryland mother and her family after they were asked to leave the restaurant over a noise complaint about her 4-year-old son, who suffers from a neurological disorder.


People who take babies who cry and scream to public restaurants where other customers want to enjoy a quite meal. This wasn't a baby but it was the same thing. Outback should have stood by them saying to finish their meal and leave.


https://tinyurl.com/yymwkrqp

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 Becoming a mass shooter is not the only crime these crazy nutbags who are not institutionalized do. Here we have a nutbag who had been accused of rape before and judge had deemed him incompetent to stand trial and he was turned loose. He now has hit an 8 year old girl in the head with a shovel and raped her. I though that if you committed a crime in the past and were deemed incompetent you were automatically sent to a criminal nuthouse. The insanity plea is not a get out of jail free card.


https://tinyurl.com/y5lvo7o9

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

10 Epstein victim name two leading Democrat politicians who she said she was forced to have sex with. This is the kind of shit that fuels the murder conspiracy.


https://tinyurl.com/y49js6ym

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 The Democrat legislature in NH passed a bunch of new gun control laws. The Republican governor rightfully vetoed them.


https://tinyurl.com/y5x2rs3o

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

12 More proof that the union bosses are in the back pocket of the Democrat Party. Trumka supports open borders illegal migrants which is not in the interests of the rank and file members..


https://tinyurl.com/y6pctg9o

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

13 Slow Joe wants 'smart guns' that lock and unlock like smart phones. Never mind that there is no known way to do this. Guns are not electronic devices and how would you add it to already existing guns?


https://tinyurl.com/yxrrcc38

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

14 Is anybody on th board from Juneau AK? My daughter and I start driving up there next Saturday for a real good job she has accepted.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 06:04 AM (Z3oWA)

15 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y3zyraty


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

16 On a side note let me rant about pop-up ads and sites complaining about ad blockers. The Daily Caller is running a pop-up ad that runs all the way across the bottom of the screen and blocks a significant portion of the screen. As soon as you close the ad another one pops up to take its place. It is aggravating as Hell and they wonder why people use ad blockers.


Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

17 Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

I have had 3 guys from different UAW locals tell me that it is at least 50/50 support for PDT. And one of them is black, he won't say who he will vote for, so that means PDT.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 06:10 AM (Z3oWA)

18 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:12 AM (85Gof)

19
Is Epstein still dead?

Jeffrey or Brian...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2019 06:12 AM (zBaqJ)

20 There are a few from Alaska, check later as its the middle of the night.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:12 AM (BbGew)

21 There is some Leftist quote about not what will be but what they imagine it will be, from a dead Kennedy maybe.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:14 AM (BbGew)

22 My tablet has pop up ads, thought often wipe it all out and start over to find the culprit app.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:16 AM (BbGew)

23 Is Epstein still dead?

Jeffrey or Brian...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2019 06:12 AM (zBaqJ)

Depends if You play the album backwards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:17 AM (85Gof)

24 Off to the jersey shore in a few with the wife to visit relatives and maybe take a dip

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:18 AM (85Gof)

25 Epstein should have been on Arkancide watch.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:20 AM (DCYln)

26 How do you drive to Juneau?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2019 06:21 AM (4thlk)

27 t-bird - He was, should have been on Arkencide Prevention Watch

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:23 AM (BbGew)

28 The Democrat legislature in NH passed a bunch of new gun control laws. The Republican governor rightfully vetoed them.

Live Free Or Die. Democrats also believe in that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:23 AM (Z1eux)

29 25 Epstein should have been on Arkancide watch.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:20 AM (DCYln)

Yep. At a minimum, to keep the feds' hands clean.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2019 06:23 AM (r666Q)

30 How do you drive to Juneau?
Posted by: lowandslow

Turn left at Horicon.

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

31 How do you drive to Juneau?
Posted by: lowandslow

Turn left at Horicon.
Posted by: Bruce

You meant Juneau, Wi, right?

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

32 Clutch

Do not live in Juneau, but have visited, can say that it is a beautiful place. Many here can, probably, attest to that.

Posted by: French Jeton at August 11, 2019 06:29 AM (Fjvqd)

33 I thought to get to Juneau you turn right at Albuquerque

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:31 AM (BbGew)

34 Epstein was straight up merked.


A corrections officer has
come forward to explain that a subject as notorious as Epstein and who
has "tried" to commit suicide would, per protocol, be wearing whats
called a pickle suit which cannot be used in any way to hang oneself, he
would have also been in a cell that would have made it impossible to
commit suicide.

He would have also been
under 24/7 CCTV observation, apparently this camera/recording system
"failied," and a guard would have checked up on him every 30 minutes.

This was Deep State doing what the Deep State does.

This is so chilling, scary and completely intolerable.

This makes it absolutely essential that those who attempted the coup against President Trump be brought to justice.

ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 11, 2019 06:31 AM (8f5Gs)

35 By the way, yesterday Deep State said this was the first suicide at the MCC in ny. That is not true. There were many attempts and one other successful attempt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:33 AM (85Gof)

36 My wife is 1199 in Manhattan. The union is allowing non union Hispanics to replace union blacks. The payoff comes via the college degree courses the union runs. She will switch to Trump because of immigration. The urban blacks are getting replaced by immigrants of all kinds and they are catching on. Trump being racist is all the DNC has to offer BA's.

Posted by: Jamaica, Queens at August 11, 2019 06:33 AM (8loGC)

37 26 How do you drive to Juneau?
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2019 06:21 AM (4thlk)

Leave Wisconsin, cut across the Great Plains states, go up into Alberta and B.C. to Haines AK and hop on the ferry.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 06:34 AM (Z3oWA)

38 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 11, 2019 06:34 AM (cknjq)

39 Well wife says 2 minutes. That means 1/2 hour

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:35 AM (85Gof)

40 Ola mo fo,s.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 11, 2019 06:35 AM (6ElQr)

41 What union is 1199?

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 06:36 AM (Z3oWA)

42 Well wife says 2 minutes. That means 1/2 hour
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You hope

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

43 I would love to bitterly cling to the notion that Epstein's room temperature status was faked and he is singing like a bird. But, since too many rich and powerful folks benefit from his death, I'm more likely to be crowned King of England next.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 11, 2019 06:38 AM (cXh4F)

44 42 Well wife says 2 minutes. That means 1/2 hour
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You hope
Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

Aint that da truth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:39 AM (85Gof)

45 Ah now a couple of minutes instead of 2. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:39 AM (85Gof)

46 9

"Well there's only one kind of prayer you can send. It's, Lord have mercy and Lord send angels to watch over her."

No, there are other kinds.

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 06:40 AM (oS0xz)

47 Many many years ago that 2 minutes that turned into a half hour saved untold heartbreak, while waiting heard a fire hose go off in the basement where the pump from outside comes into the house that connection broke, the pump would have gone full out for hours filling my basement.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:42 AM (BbGew)

48 We are not 43 Mnutes past planned departure time. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:43 AM (85Gof)

49 Ah now a couple of minutes instead of 2. Lol

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 11, 2019 06:43 AM (cXh4F)

50 Many many years ago that 2 minutes that turned into a half hour saved untold heartbreak, while waiting heard a fire hose go off in the basement where the pump from outside comes into the house that connection broke, the pump would have gone full out for hours filling my basement.
Posted by: Skip

Yikes. That would have been tough to come home to

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

51 She is doing her hair and we are off to the shore?



Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:44 AM (85Gof)

52 Yeah. Having an child with autism means never dining in nice restaurants.

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 06:44 AM (I5SAg)

53 We are not 43 Mnutes past planned departure time. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup

My wife said one time "I'm hurrying!!"

Hon, it's not how fast you move. You need to start earlier.

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

54 Dammit. I'm awake way too early and get back to sleep. Eh, screw it. Might as well hang out here! How's everybody?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 06:45 AM (NWiLs)

55 >>Many many years ago that 2 minutes that turned into a half hour saved untold heartbreak, while waiting heard a fire hose go off in the basement where the pump from outside comes into the house that connection broke, the pump would have gone full out for hours filling my basement.
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:42 AM (BbGew)

See, there's a reason for our being slow to get ready! (Yikes! Skip, that could've been bad.)

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 06:45 AM (Z/jzm)

56 *can't get back to sleep

Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 06:45 AM (NWiLs)

57 She is doing her hair and we are off to the shore?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


It might be helpful to point out to her that her hair's going to get messed up today anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:46 AM (OiC69)

58 Another, and more appropriate, prayer to pray for an incorrigible child rapist:

"the Lord reward him according to his works"

2 Timothy 4:14

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 06:46 AM (oS0xz)

59 Its really nice out, make sure you drive with windows down

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:46 AM (BbGew)

60 It might be helpful to point out to her that her hair's going to get messed up today anyways.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:46 AM (OiC69)

Nah I learned what hills to die on..and that is not the one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (85Gof)

61 If Epstein repented (he pleaded "not guilty") before he was murdered, he has a chance at redemption. If he killed himself, he is in Hell.
I have no fucks to give on this one.

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (I5SAg)

62 These are the first two cool mornings in months. NGU's going to have a nice drive. As long as he leaves before 11.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (OiC69)

63 If Epstein repented (he pleaded "not guilty") before he was murdered, he has a chance at redemption. If he killed himself, he is in Hell.
I have no fucks to give on this one.
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (I5SAg)

Well unfortunately Epstein was a member of my tribe and those rules do not hold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:48 AM (85Gof)

64 These are the first two cool mornings in months. NGU's going to have a nice drive. As long as he leaves before 11.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (OiC69)

50-50
Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:49 AM (85Gof)

65 Doggeh update:

My little (4 years) Odessa has pancytopenia, which is a catchall term for a lot of blood disorders, but it all boils down to anemia and that her body isn't producing the red cells she needs.

She doesn't have to be put to sleep, for which I am grateful, but she will have to be on a lot of meds for the rest of her days. There was also a bone marrow sample taken, but the results of that aren't in yet, so more bad news may be on its way.

In any event, she's back home at Stately Poppins Manor catching up on her sleep.

Thank you to all the Horde who sent up a prayer or a good wish. I love you all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2019 06:49 AM (Ki5SV)

66 Ok later all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:50 AM (85Gof)

67 She is doing her hair and we are off to the shore?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

It might be helpful to point out to her that her hair's going to get messed up today anyways.
Posted by: t-bird

My wife went to a shore vacation for a week with her sisters and their kids. Luckily, I had to work
She felt my pain, as every morning the women/girls would wake up, wander around, and finally, 15 minutes before the time they talked about leaving for the beach the night before, they start getting ready. Wash and do hair, one was painting her nails.

My wife went outside and sat on the porch. She then knew how I felt, she said.
Didn't change much with what she does here though

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

68 We've had a week of cooler mornings. Then beautifully hot days. It's been raining lightly here for at least 3 hours.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 06:51 AM (Z/jzm)

69 60 It might be helpful to point out to her that her hair's going to get messed up today anyways.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 06:46 AM (OiC69)

Nah I learned what hills to die on..and that is not the one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (85Gof)

The upside: you get more Horde-time.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2019 06:52 AM (r666Q)

70 Mid 80's here all week, its not the humidity unbearable 90s like of old years.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:52 AM (BbGew)

71 Mid 80's here all week, its not the humidity unbearable 90s like of old years.
Posted by: Skip

See?? Climate Change!

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

72 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba)

73 Not sure what to do about my hash, here. It's got the number of the beast plus Q.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2019 06:55 AM (r666Q)

74 OK. Sheol.

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 06:55 AM (I5SAg)

75 A little rain here this AM, enough to settle the dust, as mom would say.
Hopefully tomorrow we will get the rain they are promising.

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

76 As a young teenager my parents let me bring a friend with us on vacation up north. Mostly camping-like conditions. She was pretty high maintenance. It got old, fast.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 06:56 AM (Z/jzm)

77 61
If Epstein repented (he pleaded "not guilty") before he was murdered, he
has a chance at redemption. If he killed himself, he is in Hell.
I have no fucks to give on this one.


Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 06:47 AM (I5SAg)

Anyone who uses children as sex slave to be rented out like prostitutes deserve anything they get. I have no fks to give for him either.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

78 Not sure what to do about my hash, here. It's got the number of the beast plus Q.
Posted by: m

And Q is ancient Persian for Hi**er

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

79 Q- would turn that router off a day to get rid of it, never had the All6 comment ever, by design.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 06:59 AM (BbGew)

80 Professor fired for cutting chain off facility door, placed there by protesting students.

https://cbsloc.al/2YDvMdj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:00 AM (cqNba)

81 At home my hash changes frequently, at mom's it hasn't changed since I've been staying here. We have same company at both places. Odd.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 07:02 AM (Z/jzm)

82 test

Posted by: m at August 11, 2019 07:02 AM (r666Q)

83 The Epstein saga, great to see him with Trump, which the MFM wants everyone to know was his best friend......

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2019 07:03 AM (eDRp7)

84 80

Professor fired for extinguishing blaze set by protesting students. Administration cites his blatant disregard for student safety as reason for termination.

Posted by: Slightly alternate story at August 11, 2019 07:04 AM (oS0xz)

85 Very low 60s here now.

Professor would have gotten recognized for meritorious service if he would have brought a gasoline can.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 07:07 AM (BbGew)

86 Professor fired for cutting chain off facility door, placed there by protesting students.

https://cbsloc.al/2YDvMdj
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:00 AM (cqNba)



What a disgusting story. Hopkins tossed the wrong guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, wedding dancer at August 11, 2019 07:07 AM (Z3lhA)

87 Live Free Or Die. Democrats also believe in that.
________________

Democrats believe in "live our way or die."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2019 07:07 AM (k4dH2)

88 1199 seiu

Posted by: Jamaica, Queens at August 11, 2019 07:08 AM (8loGC)

89 Universities are run but the insane asylum patients

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 07:11 AM (BbGew)

90 Democrats believe in "live our way or die."

I meant that they believe, "It's a deal. By the way, you won't live free"

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2019 07:11 AM (lK7fO)

91 Happened to be outside when our delivery person arrived yesterday.

Would having a twenty minute talk with the driver about his experiences growing up as a young black man in the city.

Folks ain't happy.
And they ain't blaming conservatives.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)

92 Thanks JQ.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 07:15 AM (Z3oWA)

93 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)

The only thing stopping a landslide next year is voter fraud. We elected 3 women as Governor, AG and Sec of State that are so corrupt they'd make southern politicians blush.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 07:17 AM (Z3oWA)

94 She is doing her hair and we are off to the shore?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

It might be helpful to point out to her that her hair's going to get messed up today anyways.

=======
In keeping with today's theme the only more certain method of commiting suicide is to have dirt on the Clintons.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 07:19 AM (dmoiP)

95 "The only thing stopping a landslide next year is voter fraud. "

My gut feeling her in RatTown is that Trump has much deeper support in the black community than any pollster is likely to find/reveal.

And would not be surprised to find that same trend in the Hispanic-American community as well.

His problem really seems to be with the very young, and white woke women in their 40's to 70's. And librarians.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

96
Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.

"Line drying clothes or keeping tires at proper pressures may signal that we care about the environment, but if those behaviors are seen as gendered, they may signal other things, as well."

Oh shit I might be turning gay. I need to start driving around with flat tires.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:23 AM (Tnijr)

97 "or keeping tires at proper pressures may signal that we care about the environment, "

Alternative answer

Soyboys not knowing the need to, nor the skill set required to check air pressure on a vehicle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:25 AM (cqNba)

98
Interesting pickle for the Left.

If they want to hang Trump with Epstein, they then risk Trump fighting back and exposing or at the very least tainting them badly, and deservedly, with his rap sheet.

The wise thing for them to do is to let this thing fade or do what they can to bury it.

But, if the past three years teaches us anything, they won't.

Pass the popcorn; this could be epic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2019 07:26 AM (zBaqJ)

99 Remember when Barky told us we could save the planet by keeping our tire inflated? Gay.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:27 AM (Tnijr)

100 Remember when Barky told us we could save the planet by keeping our tire inflated? Gay.
Posted by: freaked

Not just gay.

Supergay!

Posted by: Bruce at August 11, 2019 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

101
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 07:28 AM (Wx/+I)

102 Package volume is up 25% over last year at our facility in Mans. Ohio. Teamsters are coming around to Trump if they were on the fence before. The hard core demolunatics still hate Trump but aren't a fan of the "free healthcare" every dem candidate is spouting. Our insurance is phenomenal.

Weren't there camera failures leading up to the Vegas mass murder? Seems a trend.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at August 11, 2019 07:28 AM (DB16e)

103 I think my Dad was gay because he always told us "Shut that damn door I aint paying to air condition the whole damn state."

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:28 AM (Tnijr)

104 By the way, yesterday Deep State said this was the first suicide at the MCC in ny. That is not true. There were many attempts and one other successful attempt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2019 06:33 AM (85Gof)


This is the problem with an unfree press; so much unedited misinformation is spewed out figuring out the facts is difficult bordering on impossible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:29 AM (y7DUB)

105 Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.

"Line drying clothes or keeping tires at proper pressures may signal that we care about the environment, but if those behaviors are seen as gendered, they may signal other things, as well

========
Oh look, another study. How precious.
First peel back the lies of the journalist presenting the story, then grapple with tle lies of the 'researchers'.
I'm now at the point that I believe nothing said by anybody about anything.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 07:30 AM (dmoiP)

106 Hey, at least the Village People did "Fire Island".

Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya
Don't go in the bushes, don't go, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya, yeah.......

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2019 07:30 AM (Z+IKu)

107 >> I think my Dad was gay because he always told us "Shut that damn door I aint paying to air condition the whole damn state."
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:28 AM (Tnijr)

Didn't have air-conditioning, but I frequently heard, "turn out that light if you're leaving the room!"

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 07:31 AM (Z/jzm)

108 'There were many attempts and one other successful attempt '

Sounds like Epstein was really good at hanging himself if only one other person was successful.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)

109 For absolutely no reason at all, I was remembering a Zeppelin concert I attended in Baton Rouge at LSU in '77. (for real!)

I looked it up for old times sake and found the then-written reviews. Noted was that the concert ended with a mash-up of Dixie and the Star Spangled Banner. I'd forgotten about that!

/the good old days .....

Posted by: one of the quite ones at August 11, 2019 07:32 AM (2GPSc)

110 I check my tire pressure every week.

Fuckers are expensive, and I get the most out of them I can.

Posted by: jsg at August 11, 2019 07:33 AM (6DJ0y)

111 What's my hash today?

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we todd did at August 11, 2019 07:33 AM (VcFUs)

112 "I'm now at the point that I believe nothing said by anybody about anything."


I'm suspecting that my wall calendar is lying to me as well.

About the only print media that one can trust anymore is the ingredients list printed on a box of KaBoom cereal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:34 AM (cqNba)

113 Ahhhh a big FU to the Dems. I'll keepnit.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we todd did at August 11, 2019 07:34 AM (VcFUs)

114 One thing we know for certain about the Epstein case: we will never know for certain.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:34 AM (H8QX8)

115 Wasn't there an old adage from the 60s that said "Question Authority" or some such thing?

it's morphed into "Question Everything"

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 11, 2019 07:34 AM (7ZQe3)

116 Local paper has an article online this morning with the headline:

"This conservative talk show host didn't support Trump at first. But now he's on board."

Anyone care to guess who this host might be who has the initials EE?

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:35 AM (Tnijr)

117 "I check my tire pressure every week."

That's how we know you are gay.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

118 I'm now at the point that I believe nothing said by anybody about anything.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 07:30 AM (dmoiP)

Sound policy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:37 AM (H8QX8)

119 81
At home my hash changes frequently, at mom's it hasn't changed since
I've been staying here. We have same company at both places. Odd.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 11, 2019 07:02 AM (Z/jzm)

Your hash will change each time the router you are using resets. Evidently your router at home rests and your mom's does not.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

120 Both of the family cars we have use the sensors in the tires so the pressure gets reported in a menu with the oil pressure, transmission temp and coolant temp. Teaching junior-etteski to drive has her paging through the menu to check it. I do have a low pressure tire Gage that reads 40psi as its highest reading and i verified that the sensors are in agreement with the old tried and true manual check before i trusted them

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we todd did at August 11, 2019 07:38 AM (VcFUs)

121 OK, think I'll make myself a cup of tea and sit on the porch for a while.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2019 07:38 AM (Ki5SV)

122 34 radical centrist "this is so chilling scary and completely intolerable..."

scalia clinched it for me.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 11, 2019 07:39 AM (Pg+x7)

123 Line drying clothes isn't gay per se, it's just highly impractical in a state with high humidity and frequent rainfall. It also makes your clothing stiff.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:40 AM (NWiLs)

124 I'm going to fight back and start putting non-recycleables in our recycle bin. That will stop those garbage collection technicians from talking about me behind my back.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

125 Saw some poor bastard checking the tire on a Mazda Miata. He should have just gone and bought some Crocs after he finished.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 11, 2019 07:40 AM (C1Lsn)

126 Being a born wise ass when I saw a "Question Authority" bumper sticker I whipped out a Sharpie and added "Why?" to the bumper.

Posted by: Big V at August 11, 2019 07:41 AM (xV6Pj)

127 "He should have just gone and bought some Crocs after he finished."

Did he tuck the gauge back into his man-bun when he was finished?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

128 124 I'm going to fight back and start putting non-recycleables in our recycle bin. That will stop those garbage collection technicians from talking about me behind my back.
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

Hope you don't live in San Fran or Seattle. They'll send SWAT after you.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:42 AM (NWiLs)

129 That's how we know you are gay.


Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

LOL I don't care that's just the way Dad raised me, to take care of your stuff. It takes 2 minutes and saves on premature wear.

Posted by: jsg at August 11, 2019 07:42 AM (6DJ0y)

130 And I've been doing that tire pressure check since i was a teenager and had to do manual labor to replace a tire a ruined by running it with low pressure.

My dad taught me how to use a chalk line across the tread width to tweak the pressure in half pound increments until the chalk line was evenly worn so the tire would be perfectly inflated for my truck's load. That aint gay and obumbles can deepthroat the wookie for trying to make it so.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we todd did at August 11, 2019 07:42 AM (VcFUs)

131 Q: You know how to tell the difference between a tire gauge and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste



-Time tested vehicle ownership tips for soy boys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:43 AM (cqNba)

132 Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.

Does this mean Paterno and his fans were all homos for avoiding dealing with Sandusky?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:45 AM (y7DUB)

133 131 Q: You know how to tell the difference between a tire gauge and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste



-Time tested vehicle ownership tips for soy boys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:43 AM (cqNba)

Plus they can't get a tight rectal seal on the air pressure gauge anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:47 AM (NWiLs)

134 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

135 132 Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.

Does this mean Paterno and his fans were all homos for avoiding dealing with Sandusky?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:45 AM (y7DUB)

Moreso they prioritized MUH FOOTBAHLZZ over protecting children from rape.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:49 AM (NWiLs)

136 Large storms around and overhead. No dangerous straight line winds, but a steady rain.

Not sure how long I can pos before the broadband goes out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

137
Entering Day 5 of no downstairs air conditioning and Day 4 of 100+ degree temperatures. We have two small window units and a portable (as portable as a safe) working and they're moderating things. Carmen and Finn, the house dogs, are taking it well, God love them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 07:50 AM (Wx/+I)

138 If Sandusky had gone full Dahmer, Penn State would have covered it up. Gotta protect "the program".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 11, 2019 07:51 AM (C1Lsn)

139 Good morning Glories!

Smothered pork chops for lunch today, with creamed potatoes & corn on the cob.

And fresh tomatoes from the produce stand in Thomaston, GA.

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2019 07:53 AM (GaOgf)

140 Salty...be safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 07:53 AM (cqNba)

141 $3,200 for a steak,hell that is the average price for a burger now in most restaurants...fries X-TRA.Eat more chicken more filla less fattening! Banned in Boston and other DemonCities.

Posted by: saf at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (5IHGB)

142 138 If Sandusky had gone full Dahmer, Penn State would have covered it up. Gotta protect "the program".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 11, 2019 07:51 AM (C1Lsn)

Wouldn't surprise me. Athletics, especially football, get exemption from the usual rules of morality and decency.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (NWiLs)

143 Insomniac

Here is a link to a scientific paper that is sorta apropos. I gave it to a third-grader obsessed with wild animals. Now he wants to be a wildlife biologist:

Here is an article in New Scientist on it (2nd para). I gave him the actual scientific paper, with lots of math).

https://tinyurl.com/zzwhoq4


It has penguins, poop, and science, perfact for a 3rd grade boy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

144 Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.


That's the same reason we avoid participating in Penn State studies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

145 Leave it to DeBlasio's wife and her team who nix idea for statue of St Frances Cabrini who helped immigrants in NYC in the 1800's in favor of a statue of a transgender advocate for sex workers....because diversity. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (+0VWg)

146 Deportee in Guatemala after being deported by ICE and flown back on a 737:

"We'll all be back there in a month"

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (Tnijr)

147 Sorry about Odessa, MP4

Would feeding her heme iron and K2 rich food help? I'm thinking red meat, liver, heart, etc.

Posted by: VMom's phone at August 11, 2019 07:56 AM (+72t1)

148 Moreso they prioritized MUH FOOTBAHLZZ over protecting children from rape.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:49 AM (NWiLs)


This is what the apologists don't get, no matter how many times they argue otherwise, and why the NCAA fucked up big time by not just banning the school from participating at all for a season or four. But those assholes didn't want to kill the cash cow so they hobbled it for a few seasons which only made the zealots more resentful against the victims. It successfully pointed out why the NCAA can't police itself and is a complete joke.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:56 AM (y7DUB)

149 We are back

Posted by: Clinton crime wave at August 11, 2019 07:57 AM (yhf6w)

150 141 $3,200 for a steak,hell that is the average price for a burger now in most restaurants...fries X-TRA.Eat more chicken more filla less fattening! Banned in Boston and other DemonCities.
Posted by: saf at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (5IHGB)

For $3200 I'd better get a four-course meal followed by group sex with bikini models.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:58 AM (NWiLs)

151 Luis de Leon, 28, wanted no part of it. He was still wearing the paint streaked work clothes he had on when he was arrested during a traffic stop in Bowling Green, Ky.

He had been in the United States for seven years, dodging deportation. After a 2016 DUI, he said, he quit drinking. His wife and U.S.born children, ages 2 and 4 months, were still in Kentucky.

"There is nothing for me here" he said. "The only choice I have is to go back"

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:59 AM (Tnijr)

152 Penn State had never been hit with NCAA Sanctions. They used that inn recruiting pitches. *we're different, we're better." Coaches who knew about Sandusky still made the claim. Arrogant program, should have been shut down.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2019 07:59 AM (8AONa)

153 Voc

Thank you for the links. Most appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

154 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

155 It has penguins, poop, and science, perfact for a 3rd grade boy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:02 AM (NWiLs)

156 "149 We are back

Posted by: Clinton crime wave at August 11, 2019 07:57 AM (yhf6w)"



Huh.
Didn't know you ever left.

G'mornin' jolly Hordelings !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez; they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 11, 2019 08:02 AM (LpklP)

157 There is more statistical evidence to support the position that a person who has entered our country illegally will commit further crimes, than there is to support the position that a legal owner of an AR-15 will commit a violent crime.

Yet the owners of what...how many millions of AR-15, and AR-15 style firearms are to be punished by suggested new firearm laws?

And we create sanctuary cities for those who are in our country illegally.


Yeh....something is wrong with the core values of many of our political leaders.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

158 Deportee in Guatemala after being deported by ICE and flown back on a 737:

"We'll all be back there in a month"

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 07:55 AM (Tnijr)


Isn't Guatemala a fairly conservative, albeit poor, country and the illegal vermin infesting our country liberal fuckups? I read that somewhere and it didn't sound like fake news.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

159 Another of the deportees, Mixzer Ruiz:

"ICE officials said records show he was convicted in June of "felony aggravated sexual battery of a minor under 13 years." Alexandria court records show he was convicted of taking indecent liberties with a child by a custodian and was sentenced June 13. He was ordered deported last month by an immigration judge"

So the guy molested a child and just gets a free flight to Guatemala

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:04 AM (Tnijr)

160 156 "149 We are back
Posted by: Clinton crime wave at August 11, 2019 07:57 AM (yhf6w)"
Huh.
Didn't know you ever left.
G'mornin' jolly Hordelings !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez; they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 11, 2019 08:02 AM (LpklP)


Time for a chorus of
"How can we miss you when you won't go away?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 11, 2019 08:04 AM (BiNEL)

161
Hope little Odessa does better with care, MP4.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (Wx/+I)

162 Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2019 07:53 AM (GaOgf)

Have you ever eaten at Piggy Park?

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (Z3oWA)

163 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Can you give us a thumb nail sketch on house hunting? Zero Hedge says (I know, right) the market is in free fall. So a willing buyers has a lot of options.

Admittedly, finding a ridge line property with wide fields of fire that overlooking a clothing optional vacation camp for busty young Scandinavian women would be tough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

164 So the guy molested a child and just gets a free flight to Guatemala
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:04 AM (Tnijr)

And I don't get to take vacations.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (NWiLs)

165 Yeh....something is wrong with the core values of many of our political leaders.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

That "something" is that many of our political leaders have NO core values, so as long as the donor checks clear and the vote fraud is working in their favor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 11, 2019 08:07 AM (BiNEL)

166 132 Penn State study says men often avoid engaging in environmentalist acts out of a fear that their peers might assume they are gay.
Does this mean Paterno and his fans were all homos for avoiding dealing with Sandusky?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:45 AM (y7DUB)
Moreso they prioritized MUH FOOTBAHLZZ over protecting children from rape.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 07:49 AM (NWiLs)

Yup.....I was surprised when they removed Joe Pa's statue that they didn't replace it with one of Sandusky taking a shower.

Pederasts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2019 08:07 AM (Z+IKu)

167 This is what the apologists don't get, no matter how
many times they argue otherwise, and why the NCAA fucked up big time by
not just banning the school from participating at all for a season or
four. But those assholes didn't want to kill the cash cow so they
hobbled it for a few seasons which only made the zealots more resentful
against the victims. It successfully pointed out why the NCAA can't
police itself and is a complete joke.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:56 AM (y7DUB)

---
I agree that the NCAA is a joke, but they had no authority to take action in Sandusky case, which is why PSU got its money back and the penalties were lifted early.

The problem with the NCAA (and colleges in general) is that they want to act like cops and judges but they have no actual authority and/or competence to do it.

Note that North Carolina was so crooked that they where doing fake classes for YEARS and their accreditation itself was challenged because of the fake degrees they were handing out.

The NCAA's response? Nothing to see here.

They actually argued that since non-athletes also got bogus credits, it wasn't a problem specifically related to athletics. Gosh, I guess that's the new trick, right? Just make sure that when bribes are handed out, random students get them, too.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:08 AM (cfSRQ)

168 Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 07:56 AM (y7DUB)

There are a few untouchable NCAA schools and Ped State is one of them.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2019 08:08 AM (Z3oWA)

169 Admittedly, finding a ridge line property with wide fields of fire that overlooking a clothing optional vacation camp for busty young Scandinavian women would be tough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (u82oZ)


NaCly, didn't know you did real estate, but I would like to subscribe to your listings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 11, 2019 08:09 AM (BiNEL)

170 "Can you give us a thumb nail sketch on house hunting? Zero Hedge says (I know, right) the market is in free fall. So a willing buyers has a lot of options. "


Stalled right now.

MRS VIA is reluctant to actually hang the sign here at stately VIA Manor till we have a house chosen there.

Can't make a real offer on a home down there till ours is at least on the market.


It's an issue that I am unable to resolve.

But...it will all work out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:09 AM (cqNba)

171 So the guy molested a child and just gets a free flight to Guatemala

Posted by: freaked
________

I'm sure they hung him first. Right?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 11, 2019 08:09 AM (jh17W)

172 So the guy molested a child and just gets a free flight to Guatemala
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:04 AM (Tnijr)


Sort of a Bob Menendez, only he gets free flight to the Dominican Republic to molest children there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2019 08:10 AM (zBaqJ)

173 Salty,

you got link to the Zero Hadge data?
I would love to see it if possible.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:10 AM (cqNba)

174 Don't get me started on the NCAA's treatment of the Tarholes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (y7DUB)

175 If you have and wear a pink dress shirt, you might be gay.

LOL. My brother wore one and he looked good in it. The third Sunday of Advent is "Rose" Sunday and the Priest's vestments are pink. Our old pastor hated wearing it. His successor didn't like it either. I told him "You have to be secure in your masculinity to wear pink.
I bought one recently. Damn I look good in it.And no. I am not gay.

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (I5SAg)

176 Commissar Hrothgar

We need more than an IG inspection. We need the truth. Can we handle that truth? Or just put our fingers in our ears and go La, La, La

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

177 175 If you have and wear a pink dress shirt, you might be gay.

LOL. My brother wore one and he looked good in it. The third Sunday of Advent is "Rose" Sunday and the Priest's vestments are pink. Our old pastor hated wearing it. His successor didn't like it either. I told him "You have to be secure in your masculinity to wear pink.
I bought one recently. Damn I look good in it.And no. I am not gay.
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (I5SAg)

You're in denial.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:12 AM (NWiLs)

178
I see that the Boy Scouts of America is being sued for hundreds of cases of sexual abuse of young boys over the years. What! Were all those scoutmasters celibate Catholic priests?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:12 AM (Wx/+I)

179 Can you give us a thumb nail sketch on house
hunting? Zero Hedge says (I know, right) the market is in free fall.
So a willing buyers has a lot of options.


Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

---
I remember visiting that site years ago. Seemed every week we were one step closer to financial collapse. So was the Euro.

Oh and war with Iran was *definitely* happening this week.

I just got tired of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:12 AM (cfSRQ)

180 178
I see that the Boy Scouts of America is being sued for hundreds of cases of sexual abuse of young boys over the years. What! Were all those scoutmasters celibate Catholic priests?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:12 AM (Wx/+I)

Predators go to the target-rich environments.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:13 AM (NWiLs)

181 We need more than an IG inspection. We need the truth. Can we handle that truth? Or just put our fingers in our ears and go La, La, La

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (u82oZ)


It needs a nice beat and to be dance-able for it to work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 11, 2019 08:13 AM (BiNEL)

182 Penn State had never been hit with NCAA Sanctions. They used that inn recruiting pitches. *we're different, we're better." Coaches who knew about Sandusky still made the claim. Arrogant program, should have been shut down.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2019 07:59 AM (8AONa)

Unfortunately a lot of people go full retard when it comes to football. Everything is football to some people and they would wave away pretty much any human transgression or sick perversion in the name of the "game." They would overlook Stalin's crimes if he ran a winning football program.
This attitude -and Kapernick--is why I rarely watch football these days.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:13 AM (NFEMn)

183 We are not 43 Mnutes past planned departure time. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup

----

Ha! My dear departed T. was last for her own funeral. Literally. I'll tell the tale some time. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2019 08:14 AM (Y4EXg)

184 > Soyboys not knowing the need to, nor the skill set required to check air pressure on a vehicle.

Seen elsewhere: pic of tatted, pierced, pink-haired soiboi saying "We're going to start a revolution." Normal-looking guy says "You can't even start a lawnmower."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 08:14 AM (tY4MP)

185 How do you drive to Juneau?

I don't neau.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 11, 2019 08:14 AM (Ndje9)

186 Are you lot pressuring me into admitting my HanKooks are gay.They are made in Jamaica an haf no PRESSURE DROP mon.
Rollin' rollin' down the reefer.

Posted by: saf at August 11, 2019 08:15 AM (5IHGB)

187
Won't give Zero Hedge a single optical neuron. I hate Jew baiters with a passion. Their comments section looks like what one from Der Sturmer would have been.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:15 AM (Wx/+I)

188 That child molester wouldn't be so anxious to return if there was no trabajo. All the feds have to do is start jacking up employers hiring illegals, and I'm talking heavy duty fine and incarceration. Of course they won't do it, because those sweet checks from the Chamber of Commerce have to flow. Now Trumka is backing illegal aliens. Seems a little counter productive for a top union thug.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 11, 2019 08:15 AM (C1Lsn)

189 Conor is signaling "walkies", so I am signing off!

Have a blessed day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 11, 2019 08:15 AM (BiNEL)

190 > "We'll all be back there in a month"


The solution to that is to dump them out on one of the Aleutians.

Good luck swimming, Jose.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 08:16 AM (tY4MP)

191 Unfortunately a lot of people go full retard when it comes to football. Everything is football to some people and they would wave away pretty much any human transgression or sick perversion in the name of the "game." They would overlook Stalin's crimes if he ran a winning football program.
This attitude -and Kapernick--is why I rarely watch football these days.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:13 AM (NFEMn)

Rape, child abuse, battery, domestic violence, gun crimes - it's all good as long as MUH FOOTBAHLZZ

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:16 AM (NWiLs)

192
Give Connor a head skritch for me, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:16 AM (Wx/+I)

193 I see that the Boy Scouts of America is being sued for hundreds of cases of sexual abuse of young boys over the years. What! Were all those scoutmasters celibate Catholic priests?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2019 08:12 AM (Wx/+I)

Predators go to the target-rich environments.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:13 AM (NWiLs)

Lawyers and activists play both sides of the fence.
"You MUST hire openly gayzzzz!" and then seamlessly segue into "You must PAY for molestations!"

It's a scam and at root it's all about $$$$

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (NFEMn)

194 LOL. My brother wore one and he looked good in it.
The third Sunday of Advent is "Rose" Sunday and the Priest's vestments
are pink. Our old pastor hated wearing it. His successor didn't like it
either. I told him "You have to be secure in your masculinity to wear
pink.
I bought one recently. Damn I look good in it.And no. I am not gay.


Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2019 08:11 AM (I5SAg)

---
It is annoying how certain items have been appropriated by homosexuals as "theirs."

The worst is the rainbow. I'm not a fan of pink shirts, but my wife got my one and I look pretty sharp in it.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (cfSRQ)

195 I think Orwell wrote about scoutmasters back in the day as wearing too tight pistachio colored shorts and being a little on the pederast side.

Of course this was back in the 1930's, which predates homosexuality.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (Z+IKu)

196 " All the feds have to do is start jacking up employers hiring illegals, and I'm talking heavy duty fine and incarceration."

I spoke of this the other day, when Baltimore's Mayor stated that employers who hired based on Federal employment eligibility could face city fines and punishment for discrimination.

And I was wondering how the FCUK that was gonna work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (cqNba)

197 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I went to duck duck go, and it has links to articles in 2008, 2009, 2013, 2017, and 2019. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

Here is how wealthy Gen Xers are moving South: https://tinyurl.com/y6c6ofk6

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

198 The worst is the rainbow. I'm not a fan of pink shirts, but my wife got my one and I look pretty sharp in it.
Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (cfSRQ)

Pretty and witty and gay!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:19 AM (NWiLs)

199 They would overlook Stalin's crimes if he ran a winning football program.
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Come to think of it, I can see Stalin prowling the sidelines wearing a long coat marking off opposing players for "punishment."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:19 AM (NFEMn)

200 "It is annoying how certain items have been appropriated by homosexuals as "theirs."

The worst is the rainbow."

Odd how a natural event associated by many mainstream religions as a sign from God that he would not destroy the world in another flood, somehow, accidentally comes the universally accepted symbol for gay pride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

201 Of course this was back in the 1930's, which predates homosexuality.


I don't think Liberace founded Gay until 1948.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

202 > That child molester wouldn't be so anxious to return if there was no trabajo.

Molesting the children that Americans won't molest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (tY4MP)

203 Your hash will change each time the router you are using resets. Evidently your router at home rests and your mom's does not.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2019 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

Not necessarily. Ordinarily, yes, that is how it would happen. The router (for whatever reason, usually a power off reset) will, following a reboot, broadcast a DHCP request for an IP address, which in this case would go to the DHCP server of the end user's ISP, and a new address would be assigned. However, I have seen it happen that the router got assigned the same IP address it had before the reset. Relatively rare but it does happen.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (p0pYQ)

204
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
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Chelsea, Michigan
Details Soon<b at August 11, 2019 08:21 AM (KCxzN)

205 "That child molester wouldn't be so anxious to return if there was no trabajo. "

If it was my kid there would be nothing to deport.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

206 Lawyers and activists play both sides of the fence.

"You MUST hire openly gayzzzz!" and then seamlessly segue into "You must PAY for molestations!"



It's a scam and at root it's all about $$$$

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (NFEMn)

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No, it's also about normalizing sex between men and boys.

That's why it was absolutely a crime of the first order that openly gay men weren't allow to surround themselves with vulnerable teenagers.

On remote camping trips.

And if you imply that this wasn't the best idea in the world, you were a hater and needed to have your life destroyed.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:21 AM (cfSRQ)

207
Is Epstein still dead?


Jeffrey or Brian...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2019 06:12 AM (zBaqJ)


Juan. Kotter finally had enough with those notes from his mother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2019 08:21 AM (Qynky)

208 The worst is the rainbow. I'm not a fan of pink shirts, but my wife got my one and I look pretty sharp in it.
Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:17 AM (cfSRQ)

I had a pink Izod alligator shirt in the '80's. I only wore it a couple times and then my wise ass brother made a comment and I never wore it again.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:22 AM (NFEMn)

209 Actress Hedy Lamarr
*******
HEDLEY!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 11, 2019 08:22 AM (BqBId)

210 My Juan...

Cut down in his prime..

And he was just turning his life around!!!!

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at August 11, 2019 08:23 AM (cqNba)

211 I had a pink Izod alligator shirt in the '80's. I only wore it a couple times and then my wise ass brother made a comment and I never wore it again.
Posted by: JoeF

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Was your Bro commenting on the color or the fact that you turned the collar up?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)

212
Pretty and witty and gay!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:19 AM (NWiLs)

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Softer than springtime, are you,
Gayer than laughter, am I

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:23 AM (cfSRQ)

213 I am getting on a boat today bishes.

Headed to the Western Caribbean.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2019 08:24 AM (PPSSE)

214 Off to Mass. Later.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2019 08:24 AM (Y4EXg)

215 Wife bought me a nice golf shirt one time.

Said it wasn't pink. It's coral. Also still hanging in the same spot.

Will Not Wear.

Posted by: jsg at August 11, 2019 08:24 AM (6DJ0y)

216 I still have a pink fuchsia shirt.

And it looks about as good as everything else I wear.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)

217 The Michelin Man?

Deviated prevert.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 08:25 AM (oVJmc)

218 "Headed to the Western Caribbean. "

Be careful of the edge of the earth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)

219 Odd how a natural event associated by many mainstream religions as a sign from God that he would not destroy the world in another flood, somehow, accidentally comes the universally accepted symbol for gay pride.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

Didn't Jesse Jackson have an outfit called the Rainbow Coalition that had nothing to do with gays? So you don't even have to go that far back.
But they are quick in stealing other people's symbols.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:25 AM (NFEMn)

220 200

It's almost as if there's an angry adversary behind it all, spanning centuries, using any means to futilely try to thumb God's eye.

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 08:25 AM (oS0xz)

221 Some people in our Scout troop thought I was overreacting when I left the leadership because of the homo bullshit. Said I was letting the boys down. My response was that the Scout laws and oath were being rendered meaningless and I wasn't going to be a part of it. I wasn't letting the boys down, the Boy Scouts were.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:27 AM (Tnijr)

222 US Army Rainbow Division. 42nd Infantry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 11, 2019 08:27 AM (C1Lsn)

223 Wasn't there an old adage from the 60s that said "Question Authority" or some such thing?

it's morphed into "Question Everything

======
It would be more accurate to say that the people that had the bumper sticker 'Question Authority' have morphed it into 'Obey'

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 08:27 AM (dmoiP)

224 Upsda. Chores and checking to make sure the water is outside the people tank.

Have a great day, everyone.

We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 11, 2019 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

225 Yet the owners of what...how many millions of AR-15, and AR-15 style firearms are to be punished by suggested new firearm laws?

And we create sanctuary cities for those who are in our country illegally.

Yeh....something is wrong with the core values of many of our political leaders.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)


That because the gun owners vote Republican, while the illegals vote Democrat.

It a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Your Progressive Uniparty Overlords at August 11, 2019 08:28 AM (UGKMd)

226 I didn't know that the Ronnie James Dio-Richie Blackmore band from the '70's and '80's was gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:28 AM (NFEMn)

227 http://bit.ly/2KJB3Gz
*******
Fox News Anchor Leland Vittert in Hostile, Physically Aggressive Interview With Trump Trade Adviser Peter Navarro (Video)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 11, 2019 08:29 AM (BqBId)

228 "checking to make sure the water is outside the people tank. "


Never pump bilges in port.

It kills da poor turtles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)

229 Odd how a natural event associated by many
mainstream religions as a sign from God that he would not destroy the
world in another flood, somehow, accidentally comes the universally
accepted symbol for gay pride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:20 AM (cqNba)

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It's not odd at all, just part of a long-term marketing plan.

Anyone read the Vigano testimonies? Benedict's letter?

The pervert priests didn't just happen, it was a concerted effort to break the Church. The Marxists tried to break the Church through persecutions, but that didn't work, so they changed their axis of attack to undermining it from within.

Boy Scouts was the same thing. You go to where the victims are easy to get and also you help destroy something that you hate and is an obstacle to our worldview.

At least now we know what we're up against.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:29 AM (cfSRQ)

230 Wasn't there an old adage from the 60s that said "Question Authority" or some such thing?

it's morphed into "Question Everything
-----------------------------------------------------------------

" Don't Trust Anyone Over 30" Remember that one?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:29 AM (NFEMn)

231 the Scouts are just another paedo ring now.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (KmwsH)

232 Thank you Vic! I really enjoy your newsie bits!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (a4qVe)

233 There's an infallible method for judging the Penn State study

It comes from Academia. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (dmoiP)

234 Epstein was moved to the "make sure he suicides" watch

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (KmwsH)

235 There's an infallible method for judging the Penn State study

It comes from Academia. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (dmoiP)

236 223 Wasn't there an old adage from the 60s that said "Question Authority" or some such thing?

it's morphed into "Question Everything

======
It would be more accurate to say that the people that had the bumper sticker 'Question Authority' have morphed it into 'Obey'
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 11, 2019 08:27 AM (dmoiP)

^This. Funny how things changed.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:31 AM (NWiLs)

237 "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30" Remember that one?"


Well, Morons and 'Ettes are all 29.

So we have that going for us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)

238 oh come on, it is not like Penn State ever makes stuff up or covers up for others' misdeeds.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:31 AM (KmwsH)

239 14 Is anybody on th board from Juneau AK? My daughter and I start driving up there next Saturday for a real good job she has accepted

I've been to Juneau a couple of times. It's certainly a beautiful part of the country. Congrats!

Posted by: sinalco at August 11, 2019 08:33 AM (yODqO)

240 239 14 Is anybody on th board from Juneau AK? My daughter and I start driving up there next Saturday for a real good job she has accepted

I've been to Juneau a couple of times. It's certainly a beautiful part of the country. Congrats!
Posted by: sinalco at August 11, 2019 08:33 AM (yODqO)

Juneau wha? I never been to Alaska.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:34 AM (NWiLs)

241 234
Epstein was moved to the "make sure he suicides" watch

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:30 AM (KmwsH)

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I think this episode shows just how stupid the Deep State is. I've been saying for a while that if their upper tier is populated by idiots like Comey and Brennan, with Strzok serving as their point man, they aren't as dangerous (or capable) as people fear.

No one thinks this was legit. Why not just rent a billboard in Manhattan advertising the conspiracy?

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:34 AM (cfSRQ)

242 is it possible to drive to Juneau? how good are the roads there? pretty rugged part of the continent

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:34 AM (KmwsH)

243
Fox News Anchor Leland Vittert in Hostile, Physically Aggressive Interview With Trump Trade Adviser Peter Navarro (Video)



Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 08:35 AM (oVJmc)

244 Little VIA's Troop is chartered by an organization housed in a Church style building.

Full blown memes of the reunification movement, and a rainbow cloth wrapped around the cross on the street sign.

Every major focal point inside the edifice is covered by a gay themed announcement, and position of support.

It has become a Gay Glee club, what likes to sing hymns.

I can not get myself to enter the building any more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

245 https://tinyurl.com/y5mnarld

Posted by: jsg at August 11, 2019 08:35 AM (6DJ0y)

246 "Three time Deported Migrant Charged in Houston freeway shooting homicides"

Why waste time on a trial. Just put him on a plane outa here.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:35 AM (Tnijr)

247 I agree that the NCAA is a joke, but they had no authority to take action in Sandusky case, which is why PSU got its money back and the penalties were lifted early.

The problem with the NCAA (and colleges in general) is that they want to act like cops and judges but they have no actual authority and/or competence to do it.


I'm sure you're correct on how this played out but I'm not following the logic. The NCAA is like a voluntary club of the kollidges, like the Rotary club of schools. Why don't they have the authority to discipline their members to the point of kicking them out if they didn't comply. Is the fact that state kollidges are involved what makes this different? Does anyone, like the Big Ten, have the wherewithal to punish them? Or do other schools have to tell them "we're not scheduling games with you any more" and prove they're not colluding en masse?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:36 AM (y7DUB)

248 "Why waste time on a trial. Just put him on a plane outa here."

Cal us, for all your prisoner transport needs.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines, and Scenic Helo Rides. at August 11, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)

249 246 "Three time Deported Migrant Charged in Houston freeway shooting homicides"

Why waste time on a trial. Just put him on a plane outa here.
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:35 AM (Tnijr)

And kick him out at 30,000 feet.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:37 AM (NWiLs)

250 I guess I should start to get some work done around here, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:38 AM (cqNba)

251 "rainbow cloth wrapped around the cross on the street sign."

last year some priest under the Cupich Chicago diocese found one of those in his church and had it exorcised.

Cupich' s assistant bishop sprang into action... relieving that priest of duty.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:38 AM (KmwsH)

252 > is it possible to drive to Juneau?

Nope, it's not possible to drive to Juneau, but you can put your car on the ferry to get it there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 08:38 AM (tY4MP)

253 "And kick him out at 30,000 feet"

That is not who we are Insomniac. Regrettably.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:39 AM (Tnijr)

254 253 "And kick him out at 30,000 feet"

That is not who we are Insomniac. Regrettably.
Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:39 AM (Tnijr)

I'd do it and have a clear conscience about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:40 AM (NWiLs)

255 253 254

***fistbump***

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 11, 2019 08:41 AM (a4qVe)

256 I love pink shirts on men. Has to be the right shade though, nothing too bright.

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2019 08:43 AM (axaxF)

257 Been starting to get pop ups on tablet even down at bottom of here, can't do anything until you get rid of it.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 08:43 AM (BbGew)

258 'Mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2019 08:43 AM (MVjcR)

259 258 'Mornin.
Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2019 08:43 AM (MVjcR)

Rated as: mostly true.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:44 AM (NWiLs)

260 Insomniac

Can't go along with any illegal actions leading to the death of a prisoner.

It's not who we are.

And it CAN'T be who we are.

Wanna throw them out of an airplane?

Change the laws.
Don't break the laws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

261 The only time I ever had a pink shirt is after she told me to do the laundry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

262 Got work shirts recently with company logo in bright colors for safety, one is pink. There are jobs you have to wear these safety colors these days.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 08:45 AM (BbGew)

263 And yes, I recognize my own apparent hypocrisy in using a sock for Pinochet Airlines, tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:46 AM (cqNba)

264 I'm sure you're correct on how this played out but
I'm not following the logic. The NCAA is like a voluntary club of the
kollidges, like the Rotary club of schools. Why don't they have the
authority to discipline their members to the point of kicking them out
if they didn't comply. Is the fact that state kollidges are involved
what makes this different? Does anyone, like the Big Ten, have the
wherewithal to punish them? Or do other schools have to tell them
"we're not scheduling games with you any more" and prove they're not
colluding en masse?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:36 AM (y7DUB)

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The NCAA was created to make sure everyone used the same rule book, nothing more.

But like all bureaucracies, it got into more elaborate rules of enforcement, most of which are utterly arbitrary and useless.

Lou Anna Simon, MSU's ex-president, called them out on this and publicly floated the idea of leaving the NCAA, which is supposed to be a voluntary association. Then the Nasser thing came to light, and it's still being treated as a college-based incident when it's actually entirely about a pervert doctor and poor medical oversight.

He just happened to use gymnastics as his victim pool, just like what happened with the Boy Scouts, and the Catholic Church.

So yes, the NCAA could toss down bans, but they don't, even when schools like NC openly break the rules like crazy.

And riddle me this: How can the University of Michigan fly its football players to South Africa, Italy and France on the off-season and not be bribing them? MSU got dragged because an agent bought a kid's mom lunch, but a booster spending a cool half-mil on an all-expense paid vacation? Totes in compliance.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:47 AM (cfSRQ)

265 My iPad has been rebooting frequently for the last couple days to the point where I do it on my own before starting a long comment to keep it from getting wiped out. Not sure why because there's nothing in the recent past, like watching porn, that would be a regular gateway for evil malware.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (y7DUB)

266 I agree, save the illegal executions for the Socalists, they do it better anyway.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (BbGew)

267 253
"And kick him out at 30,000 feet"



That is not who we are Insomniac. Regrettably.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:39 AM (Tnijr)

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Yeah. Why depressurize the plane like that?

Do it below 10,000 feet. Same result, less hassle for the aircrew.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (cfSRQ)

268 263 And yes, I recognize my own apparent hypocrisy in using a sock for Pinochet Airlines, tongue in cheek.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:46 AM (cqNba)

Realistically I'm not going to be in a position to kick the fucker out of an airplane. But I would have a clear conscience about doing so.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (NWiLs)

269 Judge Jeanine had some prison guy on that said, no way Epstein should have been isolated after attempting suicide ... worst thing you can do to them. (That was brought up with Manafort, that isolation is like a form of torture) And that he should have been on suicide watch indefinitely ... said a decision to take him off might have gone all the way up to the AG, certainly up to the warden ...


Seems clear with maybe the "highest value" prisoner in the country in years, they should have someone right there with him the whole time. Maybe two people, one to watch the other, and if video was "malfunctioning" it is clearly planned. I have cheap video surveillance cams that have worked outside for ten years, still work.


redrum ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2019 08:49 AM (Cus5s)

270
Do it below 10,000 feet. Same result, less hassle for the aircrew.



Can't do it that low, they have to have time for repentance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2019 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

271 267 253
"And kick him out at 30,000 feet"



That is not who we are Insomniac. Regrettably.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:39 AM (Tnijr)

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Yeah. Why depressurize the plane like that?

Do it below 10,000 feet. Same result, less hassle for the aircrew.
Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (cfSRQ)

Hmm, fair enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:50 AM (NWiLs)

272 'Can't go along with any illegal actions leading to the death of a prisoner. '

It was an accident. One minute he was leaning against the door, the next he was gone. We were just about to give him his parachute back too after he came off suicide watch.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2019 08:51 AM (Tnijr)

273 "I think this episode shows just how stupid the Deep State is."

Perhaps...or they are not only as powerful and interconnected as we fear...but they couldn't care less what we learn about who they really are because they're confident there is increasingly less and less we can do about it.

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 08:52 AM (oS0xz)

274 *takes sip of coffee

..what time is it ??

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:52 AM (bUjCl)

275 > "And kick him out at 30,000 feet"

Kicking them out one at a time would be too slow. Pack them into a C-130, all on the same long rope, with a noose around each neck. Then attach a heavy weight to the end of the rope, get to altitude, drop the cargo door, and kick out the weight.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 08:52 AM (tY4MP)

276 274 *takes sip of coffee

..what time is it ??
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:52 AM (bUjCl)

Howdy Doody time!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:53 AM (NWiLs)

277 last year some priest under the Cupich Chicago diocese found one of those in his church and had it exorcised.



Cupich' s assistant bishop sprang into action... relieving that priest of duty.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 11, 2019 08:38 AM (KmwsH)

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I think things are changing regarding that. I'm noticing that priests that are super into gay ministries are now getting additional scrutiny.

Also, our diocesan newsletter seems to be taking a much harder line on teaching sexual morality.

There was story earlier this year that some priests were telling dirty jokes in the seminary and the *seminarians* reported them. The priests were suspended and a full investigation launched, complete with public requests for any information about victimization regarding them.

The current crop of priests is not going to tolerate this stuff. Which is a good thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:53 AM (cfSRQ)

278 The media is losing their shit over Trump retweeting something that implies a Clinton connection to Epstein's "suicide."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:54 AM (NFEMn)

279 My 2 male cousins went out one night when we were at the shore. When they were late coming home I started to worry. They finally rolled in. Turns out one of them had on a pink polo shirt and had been called a faggit by a townie. So they had to address that offense.

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2019 08:54 AM (axaxF)

280 "Can't do it that low, they have to have time for repentance."

Duck Duck Go gives about 60 seconds to fall from 10,000 to *splat*

I can do a whole lot of talking to God in under a minute.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)

281 *accidentally spills hot coffee cup in Insomniac's lap

oh, very sorry ! don't scare me like that !!

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:55 AM (bUjCl)

282 I was thinking time for more coffee

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 08:55 AM (BbGew)

283 281 *accidentally spills hot coffee cup in Insomniac's lap

oh, very sorry ! don't scare me like that !!
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:55 AM (bUjCl)

OW! Dammit, that HURT!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:56 AM (NWiLs)

284 My 2 male cousins went out one night when we were at the shore. When they were late coming home I started to worry. They finally rolled in. Turns out one of them had on a pink polo shirt and had been called a faggit by a townie. So they had to address that offense.
Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2019 08:54 AM (axaxF)

At one time, accusing someone of being a "fag" was a serious offense.
They probably think it;s a compliment these days....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:57 AM (NFEMn)

285 Perhaps...or they are not only as powerful and
interconnected as we fear...but they couldn't care less what we learn
about who they really are because they're confident there is
increasingly less and less we can do about it.

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 08:52 AM (oS0xz)

---
No, it's desperation and incompetence.

After decades of trying, the left controls most of the institutions. Their now abusing that control, which undercuts there own authority.

No one respects the FBI. No one believes that this was accidental. The more people think the system is corrupt, the less they will support it. That's a disaster for the Dems, who have all their chips in the "RESPECT MY COLLEGE DEGREE AND GOV'T CREDENTIAL" space.

Also, it makes it easier to dismantle higher ed and the bureaucracy, since they are both demonstrably corrupt.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:57 AM (cfSRQ)

286 David Frum is a douche.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2019 08:58 AM (NFEMn)

287 here I am, taking time off my verrrry busy schedule to spend time here...and now I have twice as much to do, since I spent precious hours yesterday, hanging out with you people trying to unravel the mystery of Epstein's demise...

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:58 AM (bUjCl)

288 "No one respects the FBI. No one believes that this was accidental. The more people think the system is corrupt, the less they will support it. That's a disaster for the Dems, who have all their chips in the "RESPECT MY COLLEGE DEGREE AND GOV'T CREDENTIAL" space."


Eric Cartman smiles...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 08:58 AM (cqNba)

289 I knew orange, yellow and green were safety colors. Pink is a new one on me.

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (axaxF)

290 With all the preaching at public Seminary schools ghey hate should have be eradicated by now.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (BbGew)

291 plus, PLUS ! now I have to carve out time to go and see Once Upon In Hollywood

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (bUjCl)

292 And riddle me this: How can the University of Michigan fly its football players to South Africa, Italy and France on the off-season and not be bribing them? MSU got dragged because an agent bought a kid's mom lunch, but a booster spending a cool half-mil on an all-expense paid vacation? Totes in compliance.
Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:47 AM (cfSRQ)


When Clark Kellogg was at Ahia State there was a story in the local fish wrap about how the industrious young basketball star had gotten a license to sell insurance and had the wherewithal to sell a million dollar life insurance policy to one of the scions of the Galbreath family. Imagine Columbus being so poorly served by insurance agents that nobody previously addressed this sterling opportunity before Clark filled the need.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (y7DUB)

293 287 here I am, taking time off my verrrry busy schedule to spend time here...and now I have twice as much to do, since I spent precious hours yesterday, hanging out with you people trying to unravel the mystery of Epstein's demise...
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:58 AM (bUjCl)

Yeah you do. Starting with cleaning this coffee off my lap.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (NWiLs)

294 I like my pink shirts. People think I'm gay because of them?

You could not pay me enough money to care less than I do already.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 11, 2019 09:00 AM (cknjq)

295 ..because all the cool kids sawr it already, some thrice...

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 09:01 AM (bUjCl)

296 287 here I am, taking time off my verrrry busy schedule to spend time here...and now I have twice as much to do, since I spent precious hours yesterday, hanging out with you people trying to unravel the mystery of Epstein's demise...

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 08:58 AM (bUjCl)


Yeah, same here.

Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2019 09:01 AM (sdi6R)

297 295 ..because all the cool kids sawr it already, some thrice...
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 09:01 AM (bUjCl)

Guess I'm not a cool kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 09:01 AM (NWiLs)

298
Yeah. Why depressurize the plane like that?

Do it below 10,000 feet. Same result, less hassle for the aircrew.
Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:48 AM (cfSRQ)

Hmm, fair enough.
Posted by: Insomniac

The Argentinian Navy refined their method to about 4Kft and drugged them to reduce the hassle.

Hence the "Free Drink Coupons" tag I add when using this sock.

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 11, 2019 09:01 AM (bk3t/)

299 Book thread up.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at August 11, 2019 09:02 AM (p0pYQ)

300 285

I'm thinking more of the highest levels of global elite. The invisible powers who pull the strings. The ones whose names we never learn, or only hear hinted at, because they want to remain invisible. Like Soros, but higher with no profile. The ones utterly immune to all human justice. They exist.

Posted by: doomed at August 11, 2019 09:02 AM (oS0xz)

301 Yeah you do. Starting with cleaning this coffee off my lap.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2019 08:59 AM (NWiLs)

just walk around a bit, it'll dry off

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 09:02 AM (bUjCl)

302 Book NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 09:02 AM (BbGew)

303 books !

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2019 09:02 AM (bUjCl)

304
And riddle me this: How can the University of Michigan fly its football players to South Africa, Italy and France on the off-season and not be bribing them? MSU got dragged because an agent bought a kid's mom lunch, but a booster spending a cool half-mil on an all-expense paid vacation? Totes in compliance.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2019 08:47 AM


someday, all the filth & corruption at U of M is going to be exposed

you're right, they seem to have carte blanche (sp?) to do whatever they want & no one bats an eye

Posted by: AltonJackson
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Details Soon<b at August 11, 2019 09:03 AM (KCxzN)

305 >>> After decades of trying, the left controls most of the institutions. Their now abusing that control, which undercuts there own authority.
~~~~~

When in doubt, spell it "theiyre're"

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2019 09:04 AM (sGotD)

306 Jedediah Bila looks a little like Marty Feldman in drag

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2019 09:11 AM (+8+gB)

307 305 or Leftism in a nutshell

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 09:12 AM (BbGew)

308 Clinton claims he only ever flew four times on Epstein jet; SS always with hm; and never to the island.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2019 09:16 AM (Dh1wo)

309 We know BJ Clinton ditched the ss often, admitted 4 trips only, he lies like a kid stealing candy

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2019 09:21 AM (BbGew)

310 > Clinton claims he only ever flew four times on Epstein jet

Not so fast. Clinton claims that he only took four "trips" "in 2002 and 2003".

1) What's the definition of "trip"? A "trip" can consist of multiple flights, yes? How much time has to pass between flights before it counts as a separate "trip"?

2) He said "in 2003 and 2003", while saying absolutely nothing about other years.

You have to think like Bill Clinton here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 09:21 AM (tY4MP)

311
He said "in 2003 and 2003",

That qualifier tells you all you need to now. It's amazing that such a louzy liar made it to the Presidency. He had to have more leverage in other areas other than fooling people.

Posted by: pawn at August 11, 2019 09:29 AM (PveK5)

312 Mr Clinton, are 2002 and 2003 the ONLY years which you flew on Mr Epstein's plane?

Is "Four" the total number of time in ALL years that you flew on Mr Epstein's plane?

Yeh, fcuk off, ya parsing bastidge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)

313 BJ never took Epstein's plane to the island, because there is no runway there. Come by boat or helicopter.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2019 09:46 AM (Cus5s)

314 > BJ never took Epstein's plane to the island, because there is no runway there. Come by boat or helicopter.

Yep. This is Bill "there IS no relationship" Clinton.

"I said there IS no relationship. I never said there WAS no relationship."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 11, 2019 09:51 AM (tY4MP)

315 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEO6gYCFbr0

Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2019 12:11 PM (Gqta/)

316 Test.

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 11, 2019 04:40 PM (WqPYg)

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