Saturday Morning Open Thread

Sefton to the rescue, I guess. Have an Eighty-Eight kind of day!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:24 AM




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1 CLUE still holds up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2019 07:25 AM (ycWCI)

2 88th!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2019 07:25 AM (zBaqJ)

3 Happy birthday JJ!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:25 AM (A8W5E)

4 Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:26 AM (cqNba)

5 Now to read the content.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:26 AM (cqNba)

6 Whew....that took some doing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

7

Can I have 4 22's?

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at August 10, 2019 07:28 AM (qul7b)

8 Whew....that took some doing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)
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Your shouldn't tire yourself out so early on Saturday morning. You need to pace yourself. You have a while weekend to go.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:28 AM (aXucN)

9 Off to the Iowa State Fair today to watch the clown bus riders step up on the soapbox.

Posted by: Downcast at August 10, 2019 07:28 AM (p6Q7Q)

10 '88?

They year I entered the USAF. 1988!

According to MSNBC, that makes me a Nazi, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum, on vacation, sort of at August 10, 2019 07:29 AM (3kJK+)

11

If you were alive in 1988, you're a Nazi.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (qul7b)

12 "Your shouldn't tire yourself out so early on Saturday morning. You need to pace yourself. You have a while weekend to go. "

Good point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)

13 Just found a small skunk in my tool shed. I did not get sprayed but, I have vacated the area

Posted by: Picric at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (nonGu)

14 It's Saturday. Why is the sun up this early?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (H2F25)

15 According to MSNBC, that makes me a Nazi, right?
Posted by: Puddleglum, on vacation, sort of at August 10, 2019 07:29 AM (3kJK+)

Nah, you're a Nazi regardless.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (H8QX8)

16 They year I entered the USAF. 1988!

According to MSNBC, that makes me a Nazi, right?
Posted by: Puddleglum,

Worse, you're a Flying Nazi

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

17 If you were alive in 1988, you're a Nazi.
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (qul7b)


What if I never felt truly alive until 1995 or so?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (t+qrx)

18 In my ongoing effort to attend every wedding I can, because its great to see the 25 year olds have fun, I am heading off to my sixth one for the summer. Free drinks! Happy people! Pretty frickin awesome!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, wedding dancer at August 10, 2019 07:31 AM (NVYyb)

19 bluebell,

Did you ever spend any more time on the disappearing left/right arrows?


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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)

20 13 Just found a small skunk in my tool shed.
Posted by: Picric at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (nonGu)

Better there than your garden party.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:31 AM (H8QX8)

21
I want my, I want my, I want my EMT!

JK, thanks JJ!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:32 AM (dPMBY)

22 1988? I do not recall it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, wedding dancer at August 10, 2019 07:32 AM (NVYyb)

23 "Nah, you're a Nazi regardless."

Air Force, you say?

That makes you a Nazi...what plays golf.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

24 1988? I do not recall it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, wedding dancer at August 10, 2019 07:32 AM (NVYyb)


It was a local news story.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (t+qrx)

25 11

If you were alive in 1988, you're a Nazi.
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at August 10, 2019 07:30 AM (qul7b)

Mein Gott!!!

*looks around*

I mean, My God!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (ycWCI)

26 I lost my virginity in 1988, to with a blue-eyed, blonde-haired maiden at that.

The experience was superior.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (YPFXD)

27 Willowed:

Seems like Baltimore residents didn't get the narrative put out by our betters.


https://bit.ly/2YRm2re
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

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"Another woman with a legally obtained firearm on her hip said "You can't go home without feeling a threat of being shot, you're scared to walk anywhere...The violence is that bad."

I didn't realize a political nobody could legally walk around with a gun on her hip in Baltimore.

Yes, she obtained it legally eight years ago, but open carry or CC?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (A8W5E)

28 I lucked out (I hope) with an AirBnb apartment when we visit DC, about 15 minutes from the White House
I'll save a lot of money too, compared to the hotels in the area

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (vd8XM)

29 skunk > rattlesnake after you move a box

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:34 AM (A8W5E)

30 Happy Hitlertag!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:34 AM (NWiLs)

31
()^()

Not today!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:34 AM (dPMBY)

32 I did not, VIA. I never could make one of them appear. Let's call it the "less than" sign. I retired in disgust from the whole project when I realized I did not know my right from my left.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:34 AM (aXucN)

33 Ahoy, fappers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2019 07:35 AM (kQs4Y)

34 Strangely they do kinda look like a cat

Posted by: Picric at August 10, 2019 07:35 AM (nonGu)

35 "I didn't realize a political nobody could legally walk around with a gun on her hip in Baltimore.

Yes, she obtained it legally eight years ago, but open carry or CC?"

RatTown does NOT have open carry.
And CC would make showing (Brandishing) a crime.

Even when trying to do the right thing, the draconian laws around here prevent someone from legally protecting themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

36 Hello there, Eris. How's the weather there?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 07:35 AM (t+qrx)

37 In my ongoing effort to attend every wedding I can, because its great to see the 25 year olds have fun, I am heading off to my sixth one for the summer. Free drinks! Happy people! Pretty frickin awesome!
Posted by: Huck Follywood,

It is amazing to watch. I can't and really don't like to dance, but the open bar is always a draw for me.
The crazy that goes on now is worth the cost of the present

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:36 AM (vd8XM)

38 Bruce, you're coming in September, right? Did you submit your info for the White House tour?

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:36 AM (aXucN)

39 28 I lucked out (I hope) with an AirBnb apartment when we visit DC, about 15 minutes from the White House
I'll save a lot of money too, compared to the hotels in the area

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (vd8XM)

I did that when I attended a DC film festival. Worked out great -- 1000x better than hotel. The area has lots of nice B&Bs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:37 AM (H8QX8)

40 I lucked out (I hope) with an AirBnb apartment when we visit DC, about 15 minutes from the White House
I'll save a lot of money too, compared to the hotels in the area

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:33 AM (vd8XM)

--

IIRC there was an article linked yesterday about how they are demanding all users respect everyone's sexual kink and that they will be dropped if they don't let mentally ill perverts hang out with their little kids.

https://tinyurl.com/y2vkzzwx

So carry a wig and you might be able to sue for $10M

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:37 AM (A8W5E)

41 Morning from sunny Canada, Horde!

Are all the rappers who say they drove Delta 88s Nazis?

Posted by: The Hoser at August 10, 2019 07:38 AM (v3UCk)

42 Bruce, you're coming in September, right? Did you submit your info for the White House tour?
Posted by: bluebell

Correct to both. I'm hoping to tour it on the 24th, and requested the first tour. I can line up the trolley tour thing too. One of the stops is about 2 blocks from where we are staying.

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:38 AM (vd8XM)

43
Nah, you're a Nazi regardless.




Why don't I have one of those snappy all black uniforms then? I mean, to be a proper Nazi, you need one of those snappy all black uni's.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 07:39 AM (3kJK+)

44 In my ongoing effort to attend every wedding I can, because its great to see the 25 year olds have fun, I am heading off to my sixth one for the summer. Free drinks! Happy people! Pretty frickin awesome!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, wedding dancer at August 10, 2019 07:31 AM (NVYyb
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Huck, have a great time. I'm always happy to see that people are still getting married. We were invited to five weddings in two months this summer. And today we are hosting an engagement party for my niece who is getting married next year.

I really should be doing something for that but I'm going to have one more cup of coffee with you guys first.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:39 AM (aXucN)

45 Why don't I have one of those snappy all black uniforms then? I mean, to be a proper Nazi, you need one of those snappy all black uni's.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 07:39 AM (3kJK+)

Unless you're Gestapo, and walk around in a non-descript suit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:40 AM (H8QX8)

46 There is an episode of Green Acres where the characters do a charity stage production of The Beverly Hillbillies TV show.

Since the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres both take place in the Paul Henning Universe, this means that in the Beverly Hillbillies Universe there is a Beverly Hillbillies TV show.

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 07:40 AM (oVJmc)

47 Good for you, Bruce! I hope you and your wife have a great time.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:40 AM (aXucN)

48 "Wheels within wheels, man."

Did they do it in Hooterville, or Pettycoat Junction?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

49 Good for you, Bruce! I hope you and your wife have a great time.
Posted by: bluebell

It was interesting the amount of info I had to provide for both of us to do the tour.

I'm sure it was less than what the people at the border have to provide though

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:42 AM (vd8XM)

50
Wheels within wheels, man.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 07:40 AM (oVJmc)


If you step between two mirrors that face each other, you are looking into infinity, man!

Time for a good, robust caffeine hit...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:43 AM (dPMBY)

51 Oops. I should have said, my last sentence above is sarcasm

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:43 AM (vd8XM)

52 23 "Nah, you're a Nazi regardless."

Air Force, you say?

That makes you a Nazi...what plays golf.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice




VORDERE!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 07:45 AM (3kJK+)

53 Oops. I should have said, my last sentence above is sarcasm
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:43 AM (vd8XM)
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Oh, I got it. I'm pretty sure they don't have a SSN, for one.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2019 07:45 AM (aXucN)

54
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:43 AM (vd8XM)


Too late, man! What happens as a result going forward is all on you - I hope that you can live with yourself...

JK

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:46 AM (dPMBY)

55 That makes you a Nazi...what plays golf.

-

Fore + fore = Nazi

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:46 AM (A8W5E)

56 *sniffs long and deep of the new thread, nuzzles its freshly washed hair, caresses its shoulders*

Posted by: Biden, in tank top and Depends at August 10, 2019 07:47 AM (1Ze3Q)

57 More B'More insider insider politics.


Mayor Young has managed to do two things simultaneously.


1. Encourage family members to turn in individuals who are committing violent crimes.

2. Refusing to cooperate with Federal authorities in their quest to remove illegal aliens from within the nations borders.

Well, and a third.

3. Suggesting that local businesses could face some sort of charges if they ask potential employees for proof of eligibility to work within the US.

Which then would make following federal E-Verify laws illegal in the city of Baltimore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:48 AM (cqNba)

58
Posted by: Biden, in tank top and Depends at August 10, 2019 07:47 AM (1Ze3Q)


Look, everybody, Battery Joe is here! Got a riddle for you, bub!

How many genders could a blender render
If blender could render genders?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:50 AM (dPMBY)

59

I see 3 genders!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 10, 2019 07:51 AM (qul7b)

60 88 buses with 88 clowns equals a Clown Titanic.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (RuIsu)

61 58

Hamilton Beach or Oster, you punk whippersnapper? Ive

Posted by: Biden at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (1Ze3Q)

62 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (NWiLs)

63 60 88 buses with 88 clowns equals a Clown Titanic.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (RuIsu)

Clown Teutonic

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:53 AM (NWiLs)

64 1. Encourage family members to turn in individuals who are committing violent crimes.

--

"Listen up, guys. We've really put the black family on the ropes over the last sixty years, but we need to go for that knockout punch. Does anyone have any ideas?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 07:53 AM (A8W5E)

65 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

66
Posted by: Biden at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (1Ze3Q)


Either one, numbnuts. Which one do you use to whip up your paste smoothies?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:54 AM (dPMBY)

67 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.
Posted by: Insomniac

And someone else to pay for it.

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

68 I remember 8-8-1988.

In Charleston, on that day, one could buy an Oldsmobile 88.


Oddly enough, for $8,888.00

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:55 AM (cqNba)

69 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:56 AM (cqNba)

70 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:52 AM (NWiLs)


Do it. Make it an annual tradition to take a year off and do things you like.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 07:56 AM (t+qrx)

71 Why am I up so early?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (dUJdY)

72 SMOT ....on SAT when is SMOT on Sunday? half past bacon and coffee?

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (5IHGB)

73 Hey, I was never a party member. I went to some meetings, sure, but so did lots of people.

Posted by: achtundachtzig at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (1Ze3Q)

74 >
I've seen better days, just not recently!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (BiNEL)

75 Do it. Make it an annual tradition to take a year off and do things you like.
Posted by: hogmartin

I do it Bi Anally.

...Don LeMoan

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (vd8XM)

76 "Why am I up so early?"


Because you missed us?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)

77 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

78 67 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.
Posted by: Insomniac

And someone else to pay for it.
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

That would be ideal, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:58 AM (NWiLs)

79 Pixy doesn't like them leftist arrows, so I guess that's one small push back on the internet censorship?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 07:58 AM (BiNEL)

80 Hi Hogmartin!

It's nice and cool, so I'm off for a walk before the wall of heat traps me inside.

BBL.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2019 07:59 AM (kQs4Y)

81
73 Hey, I was never a party member. I went to some meetings, sure, but so did lots of people.
Posted by: achtundachtzig at August 10, 2019 07:57 AM (1Ze3Q)


It was the heavenly schnitzel offered afterward which drew them in by the dozens, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 07:59 AM (dPMBY)

82 78 67 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.
Posted by: Insomniac

And someone else to pay for it.
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

That would be ideal, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:58 AM (NWiLs)


I'm liking the way you guys are thinking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 07:59 AM (BiNEL)

83 "Either one, numbnuts. Which one do you use to whip up your paste smoothies?"

HEY, BIG JOE TAKES HIS PASTE STRAIGHT, HOMO! YOU WANNA MAKE SUMTHINUVVIT?

Posted by: Biden, needing a nap at August 10, 2019 08:00 AM (1Ze3Q)

84 NaCly Dog

Just checking to see if we are still good...

or if you reconsidered overnight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:01 AM (BiNEL)

85 It's good to be back in the flow of comments.

Last free weekend before school starts on Thursday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

86 It's nice and cool, so I'm off for a walk before the wall of heat traps me inside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 10, 2019 07:59 AM (kQs4Y)


Enjoy the walk. It's cooler here than it has been all week, so I'll be doing the same. Or similar.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 08:01 AM (t+qrx)

87 *Nods*

Posted by: IG-88 at August 10, 2019 08:02 AM (4A5fG)

88
Battery Joe!

#Battling4U

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:02 AM (dPMBY)

89 The first Trans reality TV show star is mort. Hung itself. I suppose they won't show that reality.

Posted by: Tonto at August 10, 2019 08:02 AM (Tnijr)

90 Somebody maybe ask Paste eatin' Joe if he believes in Global Warming, and the oceans posing a direct risk to our coastlines.

Cause the stupid groper bought a home just a block or two from the oceans edge several years ago.

Maybe he knows something that we're not supposed to know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

91 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:48 AM (cqNba)

Sounds like a trifecta of leadership excellence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:04 AM (BiNEL)

92 I just saw a small skunk in my toolshed
OK finish the rest of your country song then....

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 08:04 AM (5IHGB)

93 Commissar Hrothgar

We are still good. We are and were always good.

I guess this summer I've been doing a lot of male bonding with 4 x 8s vice 2 x 4s.

Being among so many sniggering, sanctimonious, secessionist Never-Trumpers on my vacation did carry over; as an unwanted edge to my conversational responses with the good guys.

Once school starts, the students will be a calming influence. Role model and all that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

94 "Sounds like a trifecta of leadership excellence!"

Oh...it gets better.

B'More has budgeted $150,000 for the legal defense of Illegal immigrants facing Federal immigration charges here in RatTown.

I'm not a lawyer, but this sounds almost like disparate impact, combined with City government creating an attractive nuisance.

As well as preventing business owners from following federal e-verify laws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:07 AM (cqNba)

95 We need to have plants at all of Slo Joe's rallies asking him rubik's cube questions like "should undocumented citizens be allowed to carry guns for self protection?"

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:07 AM (H8QX8)

96 I just saw a small skunk in my toolshed
OK finish the rest of your country song then....

Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 08:04 AM (5IHGB)


shorturl.at/bRX69

Where's my copyright lawyer??

Posted by: LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III at August 10, 2019 08:07 AM (BiNEL)

97 82 78 67 I need a rumspringa from everyday life. A year to just go buck wild.
Posted by: Insomniac

And someone else to pay for it.
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

That would be ideal, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 07:58 AM (NWiLs)

I'm liking the way you guys are thinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 07:59 AM (BiNEL)

In my case I could make an argument for developmental necessity. You know that normal period of earlier life where you rebel to one degree or another, do some crazy shit, figure out who you are and how to do things out there on your own? That simply never took place for me. Like, at all. So, now the question is how to repair that, or at least mitigate it, even though I'm at a different stage in life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:10 AM (NWiLs)

98 No coffee thread -- no coffee -- had some Gatorade instead.

Already having an 88 kind of day -- Darrell Waltrip-style.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2019 08:10 AM (jh17W)

99 No paste, please. It sticks to my fur.

Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 10, 2019 08:10 AM (JvIR0)

100 Village Idiot's Apprentice

We all have standing is an equal application of the Law class action suit.

An SF short story had the core premise of doing away with sovereign immunity for Government workers. After a while, no one wanted to work in government. Interesting idea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

101 Is 99 the lesser cousin of 88?

Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (JvIR0)

102 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

Good, I thought you seemed a bit tense there for a bit, but school will be a relaxing calming influence for sure!

I've only been associating with 8x8's lately, and you know who else did that, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (BiNEL)

103 101 Is 99 the lesser cousin of 88?
Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (JvIR0)

I I, captain!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (NWiLs)

104 Insomniac

You are rebelling right now with nurse ratched. You are fighting the stereotype of the bitter divorced guy preying on the love-lorn widows of the Villages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

105 Dead Skunk. Got the 45 (little bitty record with a great big hole).

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 08:13 AM (RuIsu)

106 I'm still wondering when the Paste Eater does something so all encompassingly embarrassing that the donks reject the "he might be a retard but he's our retard" mantra. Maybe if he started jerking it in public?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:13 AM (y7DUB)

107 "You know that normal period of earlier life where you rebel to one degree or another, do some crazy shit, figure out who you are and how to do things out there on your own?"


If I were to go back to those days it would kill me.

Posted by: freaked at August 10, 2019 08:13 AM (Tnijr)

108 Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:10 AM (NWiLs)

We should talk. I was always such a straight arrow I never was able to get my well-deserved mid-29 crisis on my schedule!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:13 AM (BiNEL)

109 "Is 99 the lesser cousin of 88?:

99 Red balloons=Eco nazi.

88=nazi nazi.


Nope. Still a nazi.

Posted by: Imitation Commentater at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (vqIkG)

110 You are rebelling right now with nurse ratched. You are fighting the stereotype of the bitter divorced guy preying on the love-lorn widows of the Villages.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

Hah! I wouldn't try to fish in that polluted pond even with a level 3 hazmat suit and a Kevlar/titanium weave condom.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (NWiLs)

111 Commissar Hrothgar

Good.

Now if you said I was the fluffiest bunniest since I got back .. stand by for heavy rolls. Raptors would be in both of out futures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

112 "I've only been associating with 8x8's lately, and you know who else did that, right?"

Paul Bunion?

Buford Pusser?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (cqNba)

113 Where were the news stories about white supremacists marching around with tiki torches Thursday? Didn't that former FBI dude, Figluzzi, promise shenanigans?

Posted by: Marooned at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (8hRlF)

114 A 77 is really an 88 in waiting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:15 AM (BiNEL)

115
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 08:15 AM (Wx/+I)

116 Insomniac

See. We knew you were smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

117 We should talk. I was always such a straight arrow I never was able to get my well-deserved mid-29 crisis on my schedule!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:13 AM (BiNEL)

I wouldn't mind discussing it at all. Seriously. And it's not even so much a mid-29 *cough* crisis per se as a highly pointed realization that I got so narrowly defined by external forces I never fully individuated. And it kept me away from, well, life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:16 AM (NWiLs)

118

What's 88 upside down?

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 10, 2019 08:16 AM (qul7b)

119 8 10
H J
Today is hand job day

Posted by: Numbers guy at August 10, 2019 08:17 AM (ucNdt)

120 Now if you said I was the fluffiest bunniest since I got back .. stand by for heavy rolls. Raptors would be in both of out futures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

You have to admit, "Fluffiest Bunny", has a certain Je ne sais quoi? to it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:17 AM (BiNEL)

121 Hadrian the Seventh

Good luck on that job offer, right in your wheelhouse.

Prayers continue to ascend for you and Her Majesty.


Finally, did you get an email from NaCly Dog? My ISP is turning to the dark side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

122
Oh, I stuck my head
In a little skunk's hole
And the little skunk said,
"Well, bless my soul!
Take it out! Take it out!
Take it out! Remoooove it!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:18 AM (dPMBY)

123 What's 88 upside down?
Posted by: Joey Bidet

5 bucks. Same as in town

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:18 AM (vd8XM)

124 "Either one, numbnuts. Which one do you use to whip up your paste smoothies?"

HEY, BIG JOE TAKES HIS PASTE STRAIGHT, HOMO! YOU WANNA MAKE SUMTHINUVVIT?
Posted by: Biden, needing a nap at August 10, 2019 08:00 AM (1Ze3Q)

--------------------------------------

SUMTHINUVVIT is the new item on the IKEA breakfast menu, isn't it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 10, 2019 08:19 AM (Zbbka)

125 SUMTHINUVVIT is the new item on the IKEA breakfast menu, isn't it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

With a side of pickled herring

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:19 AM (vd8XM)

126 Here's a cute possum to kick off your Saturday:

https://tinyurl.com/y3lhmfzp

Posted by: freaked at August 10, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

127 Commissar Hrothgar

That phrase always makes me smile. My mind picture of AtC is a very good one.

I guess it's akin to the minor / miner in Galaxy Quest, right before the cripple is removed from their society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

128 I decided to change my phone password to 565439 for OPSEC reasons, then I figured that if "they" knew I was a Moron it would be obvious!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:21 AM (BiNEL)

129 88 Sieg-Heil balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's someone here doing something else
The News machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 88 Sieg-Heil balloons go by.

Posted by: Nena der Notzee at August 10, 2019 08:22 AM (Bqoi/)

130 It's been 5 years since "gentle giant" (a/k/a strong-arm shoplifter and cop assaulter) Michael Brown died in Ferguson, MO.

Yesterday Kamaltoe Harris and Lizzie "Lieawatha" Warren tweeted out statements about how Brown was "murdered" by that awful white cop, and how we all need to remember his tragic death and fight against the "systemic racism" that took his life and that of so many other innocent POC's.

They continue to spread the filthy lies about Brown, despite the fact that Obama's DOJ conducted an exhaustive investigation into the shooting, desperately trying to find some reason to charge the white cop with some civil rights violation, and were forced to conclude that all the forensic evidence, and all the credible witness accounts, overwhelmingly supported the conclusion that the cop had acted in lawful self-defense and shot Brown while Brown was charging at him (after having previously punched and tried to disarm the cop at his car).

But yeah, it's Trump who is "divisive." Not these nasty scrunts spreading lies and trying to gin up more racial discord and resentment.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2019 08:22 AM (k4dH2)

131 Good morning from Da Cabin Up Nort.



Last night I found out I am going to be a Grand Uncle for the first time. February!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 10, 2019 08:23 AM (yiil5)

132
What's 88 upside down?
Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 10, 2019 08:16 AM (qul7b)


Round these parts we call that a Kennedy Coffin!

-- residents of Chappaquiddick Island, MA

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:23 AM (dPMBY)

133 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

Being a text based Moron, I am culturally deprived as I have never seen Galaxy Quest! Sounds like I should put it my queue.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:24 AM (BiNEL)

134 TrivialPursuer

We just have to note what they lie about. This solidifies support from the police for Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

135 who's XbradTC?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 08:24 AM (V2Yro)

136 Just got finished goose steppin around the block.....

Sure felt good and I think the neighbor lady gave me a Sieg Heil salute as I went past.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 08:25 AM (Z+IKu)

137 Commissar Hrothgar

I'll give you a book review, and you can give me a movie review. Win-Win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

138 Posted by: freaked at August 10, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

I blame Global Warming!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:25 AM (BiNEL)

139

Is 99 the lesser cousin of 88?

Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (JvIR0)



No, she married 86

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 08:26 AM (+7VHw)

140 Wait...so HBO's Man in the High Castle is a documentary?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)

141 Being a text based Moron, I am culturally deprived as I have never seen Galaxy Quest! Sounds like I should put it my queue.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:24 AM (BiNEL)

oh yes - and especially if you're a fan of Classic Trek. Most old time fans will agree, Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek film ever made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (V2Yro)

142 Hrothgar and the other 87 Morons! Good morning!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (/H2/E)

143 I'll give you a book review, and you can give me a movie review. Win-Win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:25 AM (u82oZ)


I'll have to find a theater playing Galaxy Quest, but that sounds like a deal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (BiNEL)

144 Is 99 the lesser cousin of 88?

Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 10, 2019 08:11 AM (JvIR0)



No, she married 86
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 08:26 AM (+7VHw)

----------------------------------

Unfortunately, 76 could not attend the wedding. He was there in spirit, though.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (Zbbka)

145 They year I entered the USAF. 1988!



According to MSNBC, that makes me a Nazi, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum, on vacation, sort of at August 10, 2019 07:29 AM (3kJK+)


The MFM will rewrite your bio to Luftwaffe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (+7VHw)

146 I decided to change my phone password to 565439 for OPSEC reasons, then I figured that if "they" knew I was a Moron it would be obvious!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
________

An AoSHQ-related puzzle!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2019 08:28 AM (jh17W)

147 Tom Servo

He is a longstanding Moron, occasionally posting military articles.

His blog is Bring the Heat. He is former Army. Fort Carson is in his past, but ISTR he is in CA now.

He posts a lot of World of Warships fight replays these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

148 Morning all

Coffee break and dry some of the sweat off.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2019 08:29 AM (151Du)

149 142 Hrothgar and the other 87 Morons! Good morning!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (/H2/E)


Ladyl, you have destroyed the pertinent numerology of the day, you and I and 87 other Morons would be 8-Nein, sad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:29 AM (BiNEL)

150 Good morning, Ben Had.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

151 140 Wait...so HBO's Man in the High Castle is a documentary?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)

-------------------------------

I thought it was the sequel to Howl's Moving Castle, where Howl gets trapped after someone feeds Calcifer some high grade weed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 10, 2019 08:30 AM (Zbbka)

152 "I didn't realize a political nobody could legally walk around with a gun on her hip in Baltimore.

Yes, she obtained it legally eight years ago, but open carry or CC?"

RatTown does NOT have open carry.
And CC would make showing (Brandishing) a crime.

Even when trying to do the right thing, the draconian laws around here prevent someone from legally protecting themselves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)


She appears to be wearing some sort of uniform. Looks like her polo shirt has an embroidered badge on the left chest and she has an ID card of some sort clipped to her right shirt collar. The handgun is on a typical nylon utility belt and there is a handcuff case also on the belt.

Maybe she is a member of an institutional security department, such as a hospital, church or school?

-------------

As I said to Mrs. Cop, the Baltimore powers-that-be like having a problem with poverty and blight because lots of money flows to them and their cronies to "fix" it. But actually solving the problem makes the money goes away. Those politicians don't care about the the poverty because they and their families don't have to live in it.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2019 08:30 AM (5Yee7)

153 Numerology. In the 21st Century. The FBI and media are full of ... Top People. Just ask them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

154 Good morning Ben.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 08:31 AM (dUJdY)

155 An AoSHQ-related puzzle!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2019 08:28 AM (jh17W)


I think the numerology meme has a few more days to go!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:31 AM (BiNEL)

156 The number 88 at the Chinese takeout place is weird, I've never heard of it before.

Has anyone ever ordered the Peg-joo-young?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 08:32 AM (PvwG+)

157 The MFM will rewrite your bio to Luftwaffe


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 08:27 AM (+7VHw)

---
Something like this actually happened in Michigan.

A guy ran for state representative back in the day (70s I think) and got elected in part because he identified himself a World War II veteran pilot. Midway into his term, reporters began digging into his background, trying to find out what aircraft he flew, what unit he was in and the guy didn't really want to talk about it.

Eventually it came out: Yes, he was a pilot in WW II - but for the Luftwaffe.

He wasn't re-elected.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:33 AM (cfSRQ)

158 Has anyone ever ordered the Peg-joo-young?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 08:32 AM (PvwG+)


Also known as the Epstein Special?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:33 AM (BiNEL)

159 NaCly and Jewells, Have a great day!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2019 08:34 AM (151Du)

160 57:Village Idiot's Apprentice


It fascinates me that a black mayor of Baltimore would want illegal aliens in her city as they are taking jobs from the majority blacks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 08:35 AM (3kJK+)

161 I decided to change my phone password to 565439 for OPSEC reasons, then I figured that if "they" knew I was a Moron it would be obvious!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

An AoSHQ-related puzzle!
Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2019 08:28 AM (jh17W)


Nope. Turned the calculator upside down and it's still not 'BOOBS'.

We have a mystery here.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 08:36 AM (t+qrx)

162 You too Ben. I'm just doing mundane things like cleaning the house. lol.. perhaps some pool time later if son is available.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 08:36 AM (dUJdY)

163

Ladyl, you have destroyed the pertinent numerology of the day, you and I and 87 other Morons would be 8-Nein, sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:29 AM (BiNEL)


That is true! I should have said "86 other Morons." But it's early and the rest of my family is running around with its hair on fire in to rider to catch flights. I'm trying to calmly stay out of the way.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:36 AM (/H2/E)

164 Good Moron Morning!

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 08:37 AM (sdi6R)

165 Having actually been a beat cop in a blighted community (but not to the degree of Baltimore), most of those folks living there are decent people trapped in $h!t. I mercilessly f*kced with the gangbangers and worked with our Code Enforcement to get structures repaired or torn-down as much as possible. Things definitely turned for the worse when our city's one Code Enforcement officer went to another city and he got replaced with a worthless officer.

I am a big believer in the Broken Windows Theory of policing: make your community un-accepting of blight and the trouble-makers move elsewhere. Vermin are invited guests.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2019 08:37 AM (5Yee7)

166
All labor leaders love the working class, Honey. That is why they do everything in their power to get out of it.


-- Ambassador Duke, from a rare moment when Doonesbury was funny

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (dPMBY)

167
164 Good Moron Morning!
Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 08:37 AM (sdi6R)


Dear Rickl! Good morning!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (/H2/E)

168 As I said to Mrs. Cop, the Baltimore powers-that-be
like having a problem with poverty and blight because lots of money
flows to them and their cronies to "fix" it. But actually solving the
problem makes the money goes away. Those politicians don't care about
the the poverty because they and their families don't have to live in
it.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2019 08:30 AM (5Yee7)

---
People don't really understand all the jobs that "poverty" supports.

There are tons of non-profits who just pass money around to each other, holding events that do nothing but "raise awareness" and then they go home feeling good about themselves because they're not involved in actual commerce, which is dirty in their minds.

Look up "community action agencies" some time. LBJ holdover still doing the same thing for 50 years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (cfSRQ)

169 So they just pulled another body from the waters of B'More's inner harbor.

Police have not yet release the 'age or gender' of the victim.

Is there some type of medically recognized methodology for determining 'gender' like there is for 'sex'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (cqNba)

170 It's been 5 years since "gentle giant" (a/k/a strong-arm shoplifter and cop assaulter) Michael Brown died in Ferguson,

Of all the dumb shit Gaylord and his mushmouthed wingman did to try to gin up racial animosity to a Bill Ayers wet dream level, using that hulking thug as a sympathetic entity was the worst. "I miss Saint Swisher" said nobody intelligent ever including those two see you next Tuesday candidates.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

171 Have a great day, Ben Had and Jewels45.

The outside chores are getting much closer. Got to change a battery on my tractor, and take care of some prairie lawn. And laundry. Lots of laundry to do.

The excitement never ends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

172 Wheels within wheels, man.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I just recently started watching Green Acres again. First time since I was a kid. They actually did some funny and what I would think were kinda innovative back then.

One ep opens with them in bed and the opening credits above them, then Lisa wakes and wakes Oliver to tell him she just had a dream where a bunch of names were appearing above her head.

Another, Eb's voice keeps being in front of or after his lips move (like bad kung-fu movies). He keeps having to hit his head to sync-up.

Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (uGKH7)

173 Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:36 AM (/H2/E)

This excuse has been judged acceptable by the Numerology review committee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)

174 Of all the dumb shit Gaylord and his mushmouthed
wingman did to try to gin up racial animosity to a Bill Ayers wet dream
level, using that hulking thug as a sympathetic entity was the worst.
"I miss Saint Swisher" said nobody intelligent ever including those two
see you next Tuesday candidates.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

---
Liz Warren is tweeting that he was "murdered."

I think the cop should sue her for defamation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (cfSRQ)

175 My daughter just sent me an overhead view picture from her plane, flying into Qatar. Qatar is safe, right? Right?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

176

This excuse has been judged acceptable by the Numerology review committee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)


Thank you, kind sir!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (/H2/E)

177 Have a great day, everyone. May the living be easy, and contentment be your lot in life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

178 Greetings fappers and fappees. I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Yeah. Yeah. Wo yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (HaL55)

179 Green Acres was almost like a proto-Monty Python.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (sdi6R)

180 Nood. Coffee

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (vd8XM)

181 Is there some type of medically recognized methodology for determining 'gender' like there is for 'sex'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:38 AM (cqNba)


Not that I'm an expert, but I have heard that the female and male pelvic structures are different, but this can no longer be discussed in the woke medical learning institutions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (BiNEL)

182 " but I have heard that the female and male pelvic structures are different"


That determines sex.

Not gender.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

183 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (HaL55)

Hey my dude! You playing tonight?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (WdNME)

184 Liz Warren is tweeting that he was "murdered."

I think the cop should sue her for defamation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (cfSRQ)


The Massholes really outdid themselves by inflicting this asthmatic crone on the rest of the country; truly a "hold my beer, Delaware" moment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (y7DUB)

185 That determines sex.

Not gender.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)


That will teach me (again) to read the "fine" print!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:46 AM (BiNEL)

186 Qatar is safe, right? Right?

Posted by: grammie winger
________

Depends on why she's there.
If she's there on business, then yes.
If she's smuggling drugs, then no.
If she's roaming around to see the world, then something in between.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2019 08:47 AM (jh17W)

187 Last night I found out I am going to be a Grand Uncle for the first time. February!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 10, 2019 08:23 AM (yiil5)

I'm a grand aunt so many times I've lost count.

Grandmother? Zero. Zip. Nada.

Morning all!

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:52 AM (cF8AT)

188 175 My daughter just sent me an overhead view picture from her plane, flying into Qatar. Qatar is safe, right? Right?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

She's fine. Just a layover right?

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:53 AM (cF8AT)

189 Liz Warren is tweeting that he was "murdered."
______________

So is Kamalatoe Harris: "Michael Brown's murder forever changed Ferguson and America. His tragic death sparked a desperately needed conversation and a nationwide movement. We must fight for stronger accountability and racial equity in our justice system."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2019 09:07 AM (k4dH2)

190 Epstein found dead in his cell this morning according to Daily Mail.

We all predicted it . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (4pK1/)

191 https://tinyurl.com/ybwwv8oh

Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (4pK1/)

192 Arkancide!

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (SH7Tr)

193 Whew! The FBI has launched an investigation into why Epstein had to die died in his cell. We'll get to the bottom of this damned quick.

Posted by: Banjo at August 10, 2019 12:44 PM (SYCeT)

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