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Genius Joe Gets Angry When He's Asked How Many Genders There Are, Grabs Woman's Arm

Hm. It's almost a pattern with him.

By the way, how many times have I said, "We need to start asking these people how many genders there are?"

That's not my question. A friend suggested it to me. But I've repeated the crap out of it, because it's great.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden forcefully grabbed a young woman's arm on Thursday after she pressed him about how many genders exist and Biden seemed unable to provide an adequate response.


...

"How many genders are there?" Katie asked.

"There are at least three," Biden responded.

"What are they?" Katie asked.

Biden becoming visibly angry, responded: "Don't play games with me, kid."



I think Genius Joe assumed, incorrectly, that the girl asking the question was a Social Justice Warrior trying to do to him what Black Lives Matter did to Bernie Sanders, accuse him of not being woke enough.

I think that's why he then grabbed her and "reassured" her that he was the first to advocate for gay marriage. Which he wasn't, but he was the first person Barack Obama directed to go out and talk that position up so that he himself could later claim to have been "persuaded" by the arguments for that position.

He grabbed this girl against her will to lecture her about this.

If you ever are near a Democrat, and you have a camera, demand to know how many genders there are, and what those genders might be.

Also maybe ask if people should be mandated to specify their personal pronouns.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:11 PM




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1 Bleh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:13 PM (PkVlr)

2 I don't even have the heart for a meep meep or a pounce

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (PkVlr)

3 I hope y'all have a lovely Friday

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (PkVlr)

4 To be fair, when he accosted her, he only wanted to sniff her.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

5 Dammit, Joe, don't blow this chance to be the nominee! We're counting on you.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (gHCnG)

6 He's now Playing with a 1/2 deck Joe

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (BbGew)

7 Meanwhile, Trump says Toledo instead of Dayton and we have grounds for impeachment.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (R/bPg)

8 Sure, first I was angry. But then...that hair, that intoxicating aroma...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (gHCnG)

9 Good old Joe, always good for a gaffe.
Someone needs to start showing up where ever he goes and ask that.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (qZdIZ)

10 Lunch Bucket Joe


They call him that because he has the IQ of a Lunch Bucket.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (QLMP0)

11 jyer!

Posted by: micky at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (1IeVI)

12 Joe thought she asked how many blenders there are. He knew Hamilton Beach, Cuisinart and Vitamix.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (Mouru)

13 Look at the middle aged fatty chasing an autograph. Must have mistook Slow Joe for Jim Bunning

Posted by: Regular joe at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (6/uwW)

14 How is your kitteh, Nurse?

Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (R/bPg)

15 OMG, it's like living the nightmare all over again.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)

16 Uncle Joe's face looks like he's had a lot of work done recently. I wonder if the Botox got into his brain?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (PkVlr)

17 Go Hawks!!

Posted by: Joe at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (fYFzF)

18 He seems nice.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

19 This guy will be a front for the Dems until just before the convention. Then their saving (and obviously very middle road) angel will appear.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (axyOa)

20 1 Bleh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:13 PM (PkVlr)



Well that starts off the thread on a pessimistic note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (Mouru)

21 Now imagine T putting hands on a female Dem.

Posted by: HA at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (MAstk)

22 Let me put my hands in you.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (4e+hS)

23 Meanwhile, Trump says Toledo instead of Dayton and we have grounds for impeachment.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (R/bPg)


A couple of days ago, my son in law, in disgust, pointed out PDT's error. I replied--yeah the people in all 57 states must be furious.

My SIL had the decency to say "touché."

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 09, 2019 07:18 PM (/H2/E)

24 I am actually a bit surprised he didn't sodomize her with a corndog.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QLMP0)

25 14
How is your kitteh, Nurse?

Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:17 PM (R/bPg)

This. Hoping for the best.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:19 PM (t6MX/)

26 There...are...88...genders!!!

Posted by: Angry Uncle Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:19 PM (EgshT)

27 If Trump has used that "kid" characterization, the MSM would explode in outrage and Pelosi would schedule an immediate impeachment vote.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

28 I don't even have the heart for a meep meep or a pounce
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (PkVlr)

****

Come on Nurse R. You need a tequila slammer...or two. Fix ya right up.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (axyOa)

29 24
I am actually a bit surprised he didn't sodomize her with a corndog.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QLMP0)

It's Iowa. Just corn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (t6MX/)

30 Hah, mistakenly commented this on the already-over spin class/sjw boycott thread, then *almost* repeated it on the last epic movie thread. Nothing special, but anyway -


TLDR [the whole thing, anyway - talking 'bout the movie thread], but wow, ace is en fuego, and bringing it, WRT LOL.


And
WTF w/ $4O for a single spin class? Most decent membership gym chains
have a few good spin instructors [might have to look around, try a few]
and no extra charge for classes.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

31 Helloooooo nurse!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

32 They're all in my trance
Uh when I dance.

Posted by: Jonathan Richman Comin out of nowhere! at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (6/uwW)

33 What's gay marriage got to do with how many genders there are?

Oh, right, he was answering that cluster of issues called LGBT.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (Eicbe)

34 Come on Nurse R. You need a tequila slammer...or two. Fix ya right up.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM (axyOa)


TO HITLER!!!

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (Mouru)

35 Kitteh is in the kitty hospital. She's in acute renal failure after licking diclofenac off my knee on Sunday. She had been lethargic and not eating, but I thought she'd pull through on her own because she was still drinking water and peeing.

She'll be in for 3-5 days. Hopefully will come home after 3. Thanks for the concern. She was my constant companion during chemo. Sorry to ask prayers when there are so many people suffering far greater hardships. But thank you.

Smooches.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)

36 three

she
he
it

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (1g7ch)

37 Dammit, Joe, don't blow this chance to be the nominee! We're counting on you.

He's such an idiotic failure he's going to fail at being the idiotic sacrifice.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

38 MOAR GENIUS PLEEZE

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (Y75K9)

39 2
I don't even have the heart for a meep meep or a pounce

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:14 PM (PkVlr)

You know the rules. Don't make me sick my boy and his weepy big blue eyes on you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

40 My best wishes for the kitteh, Nurse ratched.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

41 Biden's always been a belligerent dumbass, and age has degraded whatever filters he might have had that kept it even slightly in check.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

42
Second look at Michelle Fields' arm?

Nah...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

43 Grab'em by the arm, anything.

Posted by: Joey Inappropriate Touch Biden at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (Eicbe)

44 I'd ask her how many she thought there were. And name them "so that I might learn". Think she'd please everybody?

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (Wd55D)

45 Smooches.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)


***


Well dang. I didn't know.
Prayers for your companion.
Now...about those slammers...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

46 Sometimes I just want to bite my Transformers pillow.

Posted by: Angry Uncle Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (EgshT)

47 We need to get Rush or somebody to organize an Operation Chaos 2: Electric Boogaloo to have Republicans vote for Biden and keep him afloat in the primaries ... if only for the comedy gold, Jerry!

Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (wPrO9)

48 Too bad she didn't yell, "LET GO OF MY ARM. YOU'RE HURTING ME!" at the top of her voice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (HaL55)

49 Glib, dumb, incredibly nasty - Biden, forever, based on extensive direct observation. When he was picked as the absurd affirmative action intern candidate's VP running mate in 2OO8, I almost managed a measurable amount of additional astonishment [after the unbelievable nomination of Obama]. Airheads in the press were talking about Biden adding "gravitas, experience" to the ticket.


ADDBR.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (QDnY+)

50 Grabbing her arm was just a little flirting. At least that's how we did it in my day. The bruising is a little something she'll have to remember her brush with greatness when she returns to her humdrum life in Nowheresville, Iowa.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (COzlW)

51
zerohedge @zerohedge
18h
China can't cut rates and ease to boost negative PPI as food prices are exploding

China can't halt soaring pork prices as half of its pigs are dead or slaughtered

China can't raise the yuan to ease the highest CPI in 16 months as it currently devaluing in retaliation to Trump

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

52 Sorry to ask prayers

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)

No need to be sorry. There are enough to go around.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

53 Based Iowa and KatiePilled

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (QwmrN)

54 Joe is exacrly what Fredo Corleone would be like had he lived long enough.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

55 Gets up to make sure cap is tight on diclofenac. So hummus eating kitteh doesn't find it.

Good Luck Nurse

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

56 47 We need to get Rush or somebody to organize an Operation Chaos 2: Electric Boogaloo to have Republicans vote for Biden and keep him afloat in the primaries ... if only for the comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: ShainS at August 09, 2019 07:23 PM (wPrO9)


Not needed. I think Biden is going to be the pick. They need someone to go down hard against Trump so they can purge the old guard for 2024.

Then again, the Sandersnistas will go ape shit and stay home for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

57 DaveA and Insom, well stated.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (QDnY+)

58 Sorry to ask prayers

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)

No need to be sorry. There are enough to go around.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019

****

Indeed. Can't ever run out of them!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (axyOa)

59 She should have Biden arrested for assault with a retard weapon.

Posted by: MAGA at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (fxly3)

60 Three genders. Male, female, paste-eaters. Wait, what?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (COzlW)

61 54 Joe is exacrly what Fredo Corleone would be like had he lived long enough.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)


Get in the boat, Joe. We're going fishing.

Posted by: Al Neri at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (Mouru)

62 >>China can't halt soaring pork prices as half of its pigs are dead or slaughtered


Hong Kong Long Pork Futures are UP!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:26 PM (QLMP0)

63 61 54 Joe is exacrly what Fredo Corleone would be like had he lived long enough.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

Get in the boat, Joe. We're going fishing.
Posted by: Al Neri at August 09, 2019 07:25 PM (Mouru)


Fredo was stupid and simple BUT he had a good heart.

Joe Biden is a corrupt, thieving no good piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

64 ace-

For your pitch meeting.

https://tinyurl.com/yy8xgf7a

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

65 I hope your kitteh gets better soon, nurse ratched. I'll say a little kitteh prayer for you both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (HaL55)

66 I do t think there's any way the progs let and old white guy be their nominee. I just can't see it.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (PkVlr)

67 Pulling for kittah.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

68 China is indeed in a pickle.


One more thing they can't do - deal with Hong Kong in the ruthless manner many in the leadership would prefer. Might not help their investment and financial stability/integrity problem.






Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

69 Get in the boat, Joe. We're going fishing.

For strippers? Hot dog, count me in, Al!

Posted by: Angry Uncle Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (EgshT)

70 Joe obviously failed basic biology.

And that Katie chick needs to get out in the sun more.....pale and sickly looking little runt. Looks like she has never worked a day in her sheltered life.

Ah, democrats. What are they good for....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)

71 he was the first person Barack Obama directed to go out and talk that position up so that he himself could later claim to have been "persuaded" by the arguments for that position.

did anything come out to back this up? i remember being suspicious when the media reported that biden "accidentally" blurted out support for gay marriage some years back. i figured it was a way to test the waters, ie, decide their position based on the reaction, doing with principles what advertisers/producers do with preview audiences. but i never knew if that was anything more than speculation.

Posted by: jason farnon at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (yJooI)

72 How many ganders are there? Geez, how would I know? I can't tell a goose from a gander.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (COzlW)

73 Joe had to be Obama's silent middle finger finger to America, like Nixon picking Gerald Ford .

Posted by: mc at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (l1TIo)

74 Someone at the Iowa State Fair should have held a corn dog up in front of Biden and asked, "Mr. Biden, what does this remind you of?"


God only knows what he'd have said. It could have been comedy gold and/or something that destroyed his campaign.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (AMIL/)

75 Smooches.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)

{{{{Hugs}}}}
Prayers up for kitteh's speedy return to your side. Chemo is the worst. Kitteh companions are the best. Long may yours meow!

Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (R/bPg)

76 Finally home for the weekend, we made it.

Biden has no chance, Kamala is who the Dems are protecting for the primaries.

Posted by: Uncle Si at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (F7vOh)

77 Also a lady at CNN Gun Town Hall asked, "Do You Believe a Woman Has a Right To Choose?"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (t6MX/)

78 Grabbing her arm

Some infiltrator Deplorablette needs to put on some fake arms and keep asking him loaded questions til he pulls one off on camera.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

79 Hey Jooooooeeeee! Yeah YOU paste mouth!

How many fucking genders are there you little faggot?

ANSWER ME OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (q177U)

80 Prayin' for your pussy, Nurse.

What?

You were all thinking it!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (QLMP0)

81 on one hand, Biden shows the vigor and command of the details of Robert Mueller.

but on the other hand, if he just went out and posed as the "lone sane, moderate democrat" in the DNC's dying 2020 bid, he'd at least give trump a run for his money, except for being a dessicated old talker like Mueller

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (JziUy)

82 "WELL, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GRAB HER BY HER PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Every single Commie/Lib for the rest of History.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (NoKAc)

83 will do, nurse.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez; they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (gfwfx)

84 10. I would love to see a lunchbox with his leering mug on it, you know like they used to for the Monkees and the Mod Squad.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Y75K9)

85 68 Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

Less or not reported at all are troubles on the mainland in Shenzen as well as the Muslim Uighurs and a rising Christian movement that of course is naturally anti-Communist. Plus a growing millennial generation that is consumerist.

And their economy and real estate market is in the shitter, contrary to the propaganda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

86 You Know, sometime soon we should have the the best Joe Biden gaff contest. Surely it would run 400 + comments just from the known gaffs and embarrassing moments.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (eIBIB)

87 China is indeed in a pickle.

.......

They have a pickle? Lucky bastards!

Posted by: Venezuela at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (Izzlo)

88 there are only 3 options:
Male
Female
Mentally Ill

Choose Wisely

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (SXMRB)

89 Thanks to all y'all.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (PkVlr)

90 I predicted when his grabby hands got him in trouble when he started his campaign that he wouldn't stop being grabby. A lifetime of doing it isn't going to stop like a light switch.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM (BbGew)

91 "He grabbed this girl against her will to lecture her about this."


Assault

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM (OIwXy)

92 41 Biden's always been a belligerent dumbass, and age has degraded whatever filters he might have had that kept it even slightly in check.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

Irish temper.

Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM (Eodq7)

93 89 Thanks to all y'all.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (PkVlr)


All good things for the little one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)

94 Wow, Trumpentwatters bringing it, saying something many of us have waited years to hear from any public figure - saying libs [in this case Hollyweird] "are the true racists".


[imagine the roaring chorus of "amen!" from the congregation of an AME church during a rip-roaring sermon, to imagine my reaction to this]

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM (QDnY+)

95 Joe, can men give birth to babies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:31 PM (Mouru)

96 Less or not reported at all are troubles on the mainland in Shenzen as
well as the Muslim Uighurs and a rising Christian movement that of
course is naturally anti-Communist. Plus a growing millennial generation
that is consumerist.



And their economy and real estate market is in the shitter, contrary to the propaganda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

---
not to mention the male/female imbalance in young people. not enough brides to go around, and the women are able to be picky.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2019 07:31 PM (SXMRB)

97 Cicero - And can women father babies?

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)

98 http://bit.ly/2M9dSIR

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 07:32 PM (BqBId)

99 78 Grabbing her arm

Some infiltrator Deplorablette needs to put on some fake arms and keep asking him loaded questions til he pulls one off on camera.
Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo)


Seriously. Just ask him to support the most far left of positions on any issue and make him tack right!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

100 Creepy Joe seems to have a pattern of getting angry when challenged.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2019 07:32 PM (II6Oo)

101 US President Donald Trump demands Australia's role in "Russia hoax" be examined
*******
OOOPSIE clicked too soon

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 07:33 PM (BqBId)

102 I can't wait to hear from Ben "Squirts" Shapiro and the rest of the Con Squad how asking tough questions of Donks and putting them on the spot is low ball and beneath contempt.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 09, 2019 07:33 PM (44Cld)

103 >>Creepy Joe seems to have a pattern of getting angry when challenged.


Factory iterature says that Biden goes from 0 to Beligerent Ass in under 2.3 seconds.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (QLMP0)

104 real estate market is in the shitter, contrary to the propaganda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)


This is yuge. This was the primary investment vehicle for the wealth in China, which resulted in massive overbuilding and ghost towns. If that bubble bursts, not just Hong Kong will be on edge. Advantage, Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

105 "
He's such an idiotic failure he's going to fail at being the idiotic sacrifice.
Posted by: DaveA "
*******
Joe is dumber than a bag of the anthracite coal that his Scranton PA birthplace produce to power the American industrial revolution and WW1 & 2 war efforts. Now he and his democrat green buddies are against his roots: the coal crackers of PA, VA, West VA, Ohio and KY.

Posted by: Cosda at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (yZbJd)

106 100 Creepy Joe seems to have a pattern of getting angry when challenged.

----

he was confronted by a wag who made fun of his law school grades or soemthing and got all pissy and claimed to have finished top of his class and being smarter than everyone.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)

107 It's surprising that the media isn't going all hair on fire about this. No it's not.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (II6Oo)

108 3 genders? More like 53.

Posted by: Xhe-Ra: Prince or Princess of Power at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (pYQR/)

109 If he grabbed one of the children of my Iowa family like that he would lose his arm to a sickle.

Honestly, does this guy even know what day it is?

This is the Democrats best hope?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (8ts9m)

110 102 I can't wait to hear from Ben "Squirts" Shapiro and the rest of the Con Squad how asking tough questions of Donks and putting them on the spot is low ball and beneath contempt.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 09, 2019 07:33 PM (44Cld)


Where's the video of his sister singing the national anthem?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

111 My wife understanding is the Chinese people love the hell out of Trump calling him something like "golden grandad super master" or something like that.

Posted by: MAGA at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (fxly3)

112 Seattle already has stickers for Kamala/buttigoo 2020.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (PkVlr)

113 Joe's got me beat on "busy hands".

Posted by: Artie Ziff at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (COzlW)

114 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR SOFTBALL DEMOCRAT QUESTIONS

Posted by: The National Review at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (iB1oa)

115 113 Joe's got me beat on "busy hands".
Posted by: Artie Ziff at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (COzlW)


Epstein/Filner '20 -"Idle hands are the Devil's Playground!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (zBaqJ)

116
If you ever are near a Democrat, and you have a camera, demand to know how many genders there are, and what those genders might be.

Their answer will be "that is a Republican talking point."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (aKsyK)

117 111
My wife understanding is the Chinese people love the hell out of Trump
calling him something like "golden grandad super master" or something
like that.

Posted by: MAGA at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (fxly3)

GTFO. That is awesome.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (t6MX/)

118 I think Katie is one of ours - it was a trick question.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (Y75K9)

119 She was my constant companion during chemo. Sorry to ask prayers when there are so many people suffering far greater hardships. But thank you.

Smooches.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:21 PM


She's part of your family, so part of ours as well. Prayers for you and your furry Florence Nightingale friend as well.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2019 07:36 PM (ajO22)

120 HEY SLOW JOE!

If I chop my dick off does my gender change? Is it like the tooth fairy? Does the fucking Gender Fairy take away my dick and turn me into a girl? Do I leave my dick under the pillow?

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (q177U)

121 112
Seattle already has stickers for Kamala/buttigoo 2020.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (PkVlr)

Cock whore and crack whore 2020.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (t6MX/)

122
My wife understanding is the Chinese people love the hell out of Trump calling him something like "golden grandad super master" or something like that.
Posted by: MAGA


That sounds like something right off the menu.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

123 Last reminder that this is the 74th anniversary of the Nagasaki bombing, which helped saved millions of lives and probably saved Japan itself in a general sense.


A mission where many things went wrong, but the objective was achieved.


And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in the world"

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)

124 Thank you olddog

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:38 PM (PkVlr)

125 African or European swallow?

I don't know that.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2019 07:38 PM (8ts9m)

126 It just hit me how funny it is that he answered '3'.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Y75K9)

127 No no Joe.

3 is how many letters are in the word JOBS

Posted by: jsg at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (j75V/)

128 A Song of Vanilla Ice and Fire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nws1JQHBlJA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y)

129 Cicero - And can women father babies?
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)



As long as they've kept their dicks, yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Mouru)

130 126
It just hit me how funny it is that he answered '3'.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Y75K9)

The 54 other genders are gonna be PISSED!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)

131 123 Last reminder that this is the 74th anniversary of the Nagasaki bombing, which helped saved millions of lives and probably saved Japan itself in a general sense.


A mission where many things went wrong, but the objective was achieved.


And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in the world"
Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)


I think Kokura was the primary but it was too cloudy. Plus Nagasaki's terrain made it less than ideal for scientific purposes, but jeez. It's a friggin nuke, people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (zBaqJ)

132 I don't recall in previous election cycles, dem candidates being asked tough questions or even what might be termed impertinent, snide, or gotcha questions like the Republicans are forever encountering. This is really entertaining to see. If you're not the one being physically assaulted, that is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)

133 At this point, with SJW Twitter users skewing Dem primary politics, the only 100% safe answer by a Democrat to the how-many-genders question is: An infinite number, because each person should be able to decide their gender ID and change it as they learn more about themselves.

I should copyright that before JelloBrain or Beto uses it in a debate or on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

134 There are 3 genders. Boys, girls, poor folk.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 09, 2019 07:40 PM (4e+hS)

135 112 Seattle already has stickers for Kamala/buttigoo 2020.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (PkVlr)

CockSUCKAHS!!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 09, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

136 In BIDENWORLD there are only three genders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:40 PM (Mouru)

137 And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the
Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in
the world"


Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)

And once people found that out, he was shunned by every community in Japan until they surrendered. He had the bad juju

Posted by: Old Blue at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (VNmG1)

138 Biden puts his hands on everybody, like LBJ did. Some people find that appealing in a politician. To me, it would feel threatening for Biden to put his hands on my shoulders and lean into my face to schmooze, like he does. It's a phony gesture of informality which is really a display of dominance.

But that's nothing compared to his kid-groping, which we have videos of, which I expect will go full-media blast at the appropriate time, if our GOP media strategists do the job they are supposed to.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (mk9aG)

139 Maybe he had a flashback to the nuns quizzing him about the Holy Trinity.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Y75K9)

140 Isn't it amazing how Dems are the smartest people in the room except when put under oath, or asked a direct question requiring an unscripted answer?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (axyOa)

141 Carry a little drum with you wherever you go, if you ever happen upon a Democrat candidate, start banging it loudly three inches from their face for several minutes. Let's see if you can get more than a smirk out of them.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Yn6WC)

142 Prayers for the Nurse's kitty. Hope she will be home soon.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (bmdz3)

143 So sorry to hear about your kitty, Nurse R.
I lost a kitty one time similarly, it lapped up some dripped anti-freeze while hanging out in the garage.
I hear anti-freeze tastes good to cats and dogs.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (w7KSn)

144 ace-



For your pitch meeting.


I sent you a couple, too, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (HaL55)

145 There is only one gender.

Posted by: Pat the Flatworm at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (srhYj)

146 My world just got infinitely better because I got a picture of D'oh Boy in a LOLGF*UCKED cap that says buy ammo on the side.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (CKxoR)

147 123
And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in the world"

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)


Geez. He could probably be excused for thinking that atomic bombs were "the new normal".

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

148 GIRL: Vice President Biden, how many genders are there?

BIDEN'S BRAIN: Don't say two Joe, whatever you do don't say two!

JOE: At least three.

BIDEN'S BRAIN: Whew!

GIRL: What are they?

BIDEN'S BRAIN: Oh shit...

JOE: Don't mess with me, kid!

BIDEN'S BRAIN: SHIT! Say something else, dumbfuck! Say something!

JOE: *forcefully grabs girl's arm* I was one of the first for gay marriage!

BIDEN'S BRAIN: Goddammit, I wish that aneurysm I blew years ago would have worked...

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (SRarZ)

149 Groper joe strikes again! And he will beat trump because of the demographics.

Posted by: raimondo at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (MxHOs)

150 "He grabbed this girl against her will to lecture her about this."

Assault Battery
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2019 07:30 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (DjmRr)

151 This is really entertaining to see. If you're not the one being physically assaulted, that is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)

It is. The ladies have been bringing it, as in that CNN gun townhall. Well done, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)

152 139 Maybe he had a flashback to the nuns quizzing him about the Holy Trinity.
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Y75K9)


"The Front Hole, The Back Hole, and the Hole-y Cloaca..."


Sorry, Gentile friends. It was too good to pass up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (zBaqJ)

153 Every Democrat running for president needs to be asked, "how many genders are there?"

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (wiXsO)

154 It just hit me how funny it is that he answered '3'.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:39 PM

I know right. I figured he was thinking straight, gay, bi. Daughter thinks he meant male, female, trannie.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2019 07:43 PM (ajO22)

155 Your insistence upon pointing out the gaffes of our former Vice President is simply an attempt to distract people from the fact that orangemanbad. Plz stop kthx

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2019 07:43 PM (DTX3h)

156 145 There is only one gender.
Posted by: Pat the Flatworm at August 09, 2019 07:42 PM (srhYj)


"Pfft."

- - Planaria

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

157 Remember Obama and 3 other dolts holding up the letters spelling O-H-I-O? I assume it was some campaign stop in that state, don't know if it was '08 or '12.

Only the letters were in the wrong order. They were grinning and holding up O-I-H-O.

Ole Joe is a chip off the blockhead he used to work for.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 07:43 PM (COzlW)

158 Should have specified women posing as me just as men posing as women can't have babies.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)

159 There's L, B, Q, and 9.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (j75V/)

160
My wife understanding is the Chinese people love the hell out of Trump
calling him something like "golden grandad super master" or something
like that.

Posted by: MAGA at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (fxly3)

GTFO. That is awesome.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

=====

The Chinese love American winners. Tons of my Chinese friends want to be Bill Gates -- or Wendy Deng.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (M9ntN)

161 Don't play games with me, Ace.

Posted by: The Shelf at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (786Ro)

162 And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the
Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in the world"


Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)


Being in the only two wartime nuclear attacks in history isn't really that lucky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

163 And the traveling salesman who survived *both* the
Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings died not long ago. "The luckiest man in
the world"


Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)

And once people found that out, he was shunned by every community in Japan until they surrendered. He had the bad juju
Posted by: Old Blue

***

Ho ree shit!
Me finda nu job now!
This job no good!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (axyOa)

164 Chinese people have whatever opinion CCTV / internet tells them to have. They're the most propaganda vulnerable people I've ever seen. Fortunately for us, Chinese media is more pro-American than our own (they generally avoid insulting us the same way Hollywood avoids insulting them). But when the Chinese media declares war, our friendship with the Chinese citizenry is over.

Posted by: Bill Rebar at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (vz+t/)

165 Genders??? THERE ARE TWO-- Now go away you bitch, bastard --whichever you are.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (yfI3m)

166 I'd like someone to ask him if he knows where they can score some coke.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (JcXHH)

167 Biden didn't want people to find out he can't count higher than three.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

168 135
112 Seattle already has stickers for Kamala/buttigoo 2020.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:35 PM (PkVlr)



CockSUCKAHS!!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 09, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

I nearly spewed!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:45 PM (t6MX/)

169 There's L, B, Q, and 9.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 07:44 PM (j75V/)



Joe, would you like to use a lifeline?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:45 PM (Mouru)

170 My world got infinitely better because I just received a picture of D'oh Boy in a LOLGETF*UCKED cap that has buy ammo on the side.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 09, 2019 07:45 PM (CKxoR)

171 29 24
I am actually a bit surprised he didn't sodomize her with a corndog.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QLMP0)

It's Iowa. Just corn.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:20 PM

It was at the State Fair, so it would be a fried Snickers bar on a stick.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 09, 2019 07:46 PM (fz/cD)

172 I think that is the first time I've heard of Joe Biden not wanting a kid to play with him.

Posted by: jsg at August 09, 2019 07:46 PM (j75V/)

173 CockSUCKAHS!!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 09, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

-------
I'm real fuckin' glad I taught you that word.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 09, 2019 07:46 PM (iB1oa)

174 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)

175 It seems what the old coot needs is PrevagenPaste.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (YJn4J)

176 Well, not taking up for Joe but to tell the truth the girl did need to be lectured. I mean there only 2 genders, after all. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at August 09, 2019 07:48 PM (UUkQp)

177 JJ correct - there is now speculation that the haze obscuring Kokura might have been the smoke from a B-29 raid on neighboring targets the day before [oops]. Kokura has been called the "lucky city" because of all this.


In Nagasaki they missed the aimpoint by quite a bit - on-board Navy guy who was the "bomb commander" and had last say in dropping it went along with Sweeney's request to ignore their orders and use radar for bombing - but pretty quickly the bombardier claimed to have seen an opening in the clouds, took back control from the radar, and dropped. Way off, but smack on top of probably the biggest military target in the area aside from the shipyard.


As I said this morning, Nagasaki is a particularly nice Japanese city to visit, highly recommend going there. Mellow, friendly, historic going back to the 17th century, beautiful setting. Aimpoint [ancient bridge] is still there, you can stand on it. And killer bakeries in that part of town.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

178 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?
Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)
-----
In German, male, female and neuter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 09, 2019 07:48 PM (iB1oa)

179 "They're the most propaganda vulnerable people I've ever seen."

That would be American college students. They can be pied-pipered on a dime. Being suckered and used since the 1960s. Their "nonconformity" is a desperate charade of conformity, easy to exploit. Ordinary bunko artists are embarrassed to scam college kids, because they are just too easy.

Posted by: gp at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (mk9aG)

180 174
You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)

Now 81, apparently.

https://apath.org/63-genders/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)

181 Hope your cat gets well nurse ratchet soon. I also use that diclofenac whatever you mentioned it's the only topical I found that really works.

I think my personal pronouns are going to be...What the f*** do you think /Moron.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (UZswh)

182
Nurse, look on the bright side. Your kitty actually has a discharge date. That's BRIGHT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (M9ntN)

183 Hot dogs are sandwiches. Pillow-fight me!

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (4e+hS)

184 raimondo! Where ya' been my friend? Been worried about you. Finally got the meds right so they could release you?

Posted by: cfo mom at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (RfzVr)

185 174 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?
Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)

Well, it's pretty fluid.

Posted by: jsg at August 09, 2019 07:50 PM (j75V/)

186 Eunuchs of the world - UNITE

Posted by: Ben Had at August 09, 2019 07:50 PM (CKxoR)

187 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

28 Flavors

Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 09, 2019 07:50 PM (Mouru)

188 Thanks blonde. I didn't think of that.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:50 PM (PkVlr)

189 And killer bakeries in that part of town.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)


*****

Japanese bagels glow in the dark.
Kinda like Russian perrouskis.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (axyOa)

190 Doesn't matter how many genders, as long as their hair is shiny and smells clean.

Posted by: Joe Bid=n at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (786Ro)

191 Ben, I emailed you back last night, hopefully you got it.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (SRarZ)

192 187 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

28 Flavors
Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 09, 2019 07:50 PM (Mouru)

Get fucked, HoJo.

Posted by: Baskin Robbins at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

193 Shave my snipped balls

Posted by: Battlecry of The Soys at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (j75V/)

194 Also ask if there is any point during a pregnancy where a woman's right to have an abortion ends.

Also ask if they have any problem with pre-teen drag queens performing in gay bars for adult men.

Also ask if they approve of pre-pubescent children being allowed to take hormone blockers to stop puberty with the intent of "transitioning" to a different gender?

Lotsa great questions to be asked of Democrats that the far-left collaborators in our news media refuse to ask them.

Posted by: holygoat at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (rz9v+)

195 I'm in Joe's head, too.

Posted by: Syphilitic encephalo-hepatitis at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (oS0xz)

196 It was at the State Fair, so it would be a fried Snickers bar on a stick.


He'd only use that for surprise anal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (fuK7c)

197 But Cicero, *surviving* both bombings unscathed is pretty lucky, and awesome.


Old Blue, the surrender came less than a week later, so his purgatory was brief.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

198 raimondo is Kwai Chang Caine to Joe Biden's Master Po.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

199 Nurse
I just went through this with my Rottweiler who was by my side through chemo and radiation. I think having my rottie be sick was harder than when I was sick. Of course we'll all pray, because our four footed friends are so important to us and we love them so.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (lonOK)

200
You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)

Now 81, apparently.

https://apath.org/63-genders/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


The number is "living", like the constitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (aKsyK)

201 196 It was at the State Fair, so it would be a fried Snickers bar on a stick.


He'd only use that for surprise anal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 07:52 PM (fuK7c)

OOOO!! Rock me, Amadeuth!!

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

202 Posted by: holygoat at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (rz9v+)


Also ask, "what did China get for his philandering coke-head son's billion dollar hedge fund?"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (t6MX/)

203 180 174
You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)

Now 81, apparently.

https://apath.org/63-genders/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)


When do the furry categories get added? That will increase the number from 81 to at least 281.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (AMIL/)

204 ''Biden's always been a belligerent dumbass, and age has degraded whatever filters he might have had that kept it even slightly in check.''

Glad someone pointed out that he's always been a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Tuna at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (jm1YL)

205 In English there are 3.

He, she, it.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (R/bPg)

206

Jo Biden is Master Poo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

207 what gender is raimondo?

Posted by: Hands . at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)

208 what gender is raimondo?
Posted by: Hands . at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)
-----
Amoeba?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 09, 2019 07:54 PM (iB1oa)

209 Chillin,
Spot on. Ugh. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:54 PM (PkVlr)

210 207
what gender is raimondo?

Posted by: Hands
. at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)

Dumbass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

211 what gender is raimondo?
======

Male, on account of "you are what you eat."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (JcXHH)

212 207 You know? Not really sure, not that it matters.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (BbGew)

213 I would love to see a lunchbox with his leering mug on it, you know like they used to for the Monkees and the Mod Squad.
Posted by: kallisto


Make one for Halloween; when you open it, a hand comes out and grabs ya.

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (arJlL)

214 Please, God, I am on my knees begging you, please let it be Sheriff ChooChoo Joe Biden for the dems. Please...please

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Ayk4B)

215 what gender is raimondo?


Serbian ladyboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

216 Dammit. I want Joe to get the nomination before he comes off the rails.

Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 07:55 PM (I5SAg)

217 There are actually 3 genders.

Male, Female, and Clay Aiken.

Posted by: jsg at August 09, 2019 07:56 PM (j75V/)

218 what gender is raimondo?
Posted by: Hands . at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)

-------

I'll guarantee you whatever country from which that subliterate retard hails doesn't tolerate this decadent Western gender madness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2019 07:56 PM (SUeZa)

219 Joe's a piker

Posted by: Cory Lewandowski at August 09, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

220 I would love to see a lunchbox with his leering mug on it, you know like they used to for the Monkees and the Mod Squad.
Posted by: kallisto


https://tinyurl.com/yx9bef26

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

221 https://es.pn/2Mcnp1C
*******
Sources -- AB says no football without old helmet
*******
So Glad that ASSHOLE is no longer a Steeler

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 07:57 PM (BqBId)

222 He's now Playing with a 1/2 deck Joe
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 07:16 PM (BbGew)


His favorite card from the deck? The wrench, the candlestick, and the conservatory.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 09, 2019 07:57 PM (6K7U0)

223 >>> Dammit. I want Joe to get the nomination before he comes off the rails.

Are you afraid that Klobuchar will win it all?

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2019 07:57 PM (dCRRg)

224 207 what gender is raimondo?
Posted by: Hands

Fungus

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:57 PM (PkVlr)

225 "nasty piece of work shit. "

FIFY

Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (I5SAg)

226 But Cicero, *surviving* both bombings unscathed is pretty lucky, and awesome.


Meh. I think the spirits of his honorable ancestors were just fucking with him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)

227 224 207 what gender is raimondo?
Posted by: Hands

Fungus
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 09, 2019 07:57 PM (PkVlr)

Among us.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

228 so he knew 2 was the wrong answer, then he thought 57, but know, he remembered that's how many states there are. hmmm ... play it safe ... go with three, shows he knows there are more than two, but doesn't commit to a wrong answer. genius.

Joe is toast ... which white female? or maybe Kamala ... anyone else they can drag out of the stable? Oprah? ... noprah.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Cus5s)

229 A young looking right wing girl needs to take one for the team and get groped and hair sniffed by Joe on film.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (QwmrN)

230
()^()

Soon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (dPMBY)

231 How many genders, Joe? 'Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry'

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Y75K9)

232 what gender is raimondo?
Posted by: Hands . at August 09, 2019 07:53 PM (786Ro)



Xhe's the mad genius who runs Oberlin College, isn't xhe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (Mouru)

233 231 How many genders, Joe? 'Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry'
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Y75K9)

What about swirl, hmmm?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

234 Come on horde, raimondo was showing some promise recently. He talked about gun confiscations being conducted with armored vehicles equipped with flamethrowers. Very horde-ish sensibility peeking through there.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

235
https://es.pn/2Mcnp1C
*******
Sources -- AB says no football without old helmet
*******
So Glad that ASSHOLE is no longer a Steeler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


He should wear one of the old leather ones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

236 Don't mess with me, Morons.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (786Ro)

237 Don't mess with me, Morons.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 09, 2019 07:59 PM (786Ro)


Eh, fuck you in the bunghole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

238 Nood.

Posted by: Bete at August 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Ojki1)

239 Now I know who George Thorogood referred to as the Delaware Destroyer.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Y75K9)

240 On Book TV now is Mark Levin with his Freedom of the Press

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 08:02 PM (BbGew)

241 170 My world got infinitely better because I just received a picture of D'oh Boy in a LOLGETF*UCKED cap that has buy ammo on the side.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 09, 2019 07:45 PM (CKxoR)


There simply must be a way to share this with the rest of us!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 09, 2019 08:02 PM (/H2/E)

242 Joe is too slow for this game.

The correct answer is "however many people self-identify as. It's not up to me or anyone else to deny the truth of someone's lived experience. Declaring a definite number of genders effectively deadnames countless people. The question itself is bigoted. Be an ally. Pass the Mic to transgender Americans."

He's too old and dumb to run on the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2019 08:02 PM (SUeZa)

243
Sticker seen in Delaware a couple of days ago:

Biden
President

I guess he has made his VP pick already.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2019 08:03 PM (dPMBY)

244 One of the great things in the Nagasaki "peace" museum is at the end, audio interviews with witnesses/survivors. Because one is an Aussie POW who basically says "hey mate it was great, worked out well, war was over" or words to that effect. They didn't edit him out.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

245 178 You guy have gotten me curious. How many genders are there?
Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 07:47 PM (UGJo7)
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In German, male, female and neuter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 09, 2019 07:48 PM (iB1oa)

Ah yes, German, where a girl is neuter and a turnip is feminine.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 09, 2019 08:03 PM (UGJo7)

246 Only 3 Genders?

I doubt he is woke enough for 80% of Democrats.

He will have to explain that answer.

Delicious.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 09, 2019 08:04 PM (haWye)

247 I'm smart. Not like everyone says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect.

Posted by: Joe30330 at August 09, 2019 08:04 PM (q1Pj5)

248 88 there are only 3 options:
Male
Female
Mentally Ill

Choose Wisely
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2019 07:29 PM (SXMRB)

So, a Nazi and a homophobe.

Posted by: The FBI at August 09, 2019 08:04 PM (UGJo7)

249 President Biden, at his first press conference in office, announces that he will quit fruit flavored drink boxes after stabbing his eye with a straw. Tippy cups with the Presidential seal will be sold at the White House gift shop and 7-11s nationwide.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 09, 2019 08:07 PM (C1Lsn)

250 Joe is exacrly what Fredo Corleone would be like had he lived long enough.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

Nah.
Fredo was capable of bangin' cocktail waitresses two at a time.
Slow Joe grabs 'em by the arm and sniffs their hair.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2019 08:12 PM (NFEMn)

251 On Book TV now is Mark Levin with his Freedom of the Press
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2019 08:02 PM (BbGew)


He has a book out? Gee, I never heard him talk about it.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2019 08:14 PM (NFEMn)

252 194 Also ask if there is any point during a pregnancy where a woman's right to have an abortion ends. [...]

Posted by: holygoat at August 09, 2019 07:51 PM (rz9v+)


In all seriousness, I can answer that one despite being willowed. In an interview a little while back with Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the interviewer was attempting to pin her down on that very point. Her response was that, until the mother leaves the hospital, the pregnancy disposition decision is to be made between her and her doctor. No matter what the interviewer asked, that was her response. Governor Northam's push for legalized infanticide this year is the logical extension for what was already defined as the Democrat Party's official position.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2019 08:17 PM (DTX3h)

253
President Biden, at his first press conference in office, announces that he will quit fruit flavored drink boxes after stabbing his eye with a straw. Tippy cups with the Presidential seal will be sold at the White House gift shop and 7-11s nationwide.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

======

Next week, he calls for federal legislation banning stabby straws with juice boxes. Amy Klobuchar enthusiastically introduces it and starts her next book.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2019 08:17 PM (M9ntN)

254
Maybe the Democrats have concluded that victory in the 2020 Presidential election is highly unlikely. and have decided that they will de facto rule by raising endless shit and creating social and political chaos and paralysis.

If understand them correctly, if Trump wins they plan to kill me. If a Democrat wins, they also plan to kill me.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 09, 2019 08:22 PM (rLF2z)

255 Is "Wax my girl balls!" a reasonable demand to make of an 18-year-old immigrant woman at a beauty salon??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Dh1wo)

256 Joe Biden assaulted that woman. Arrest that man!

Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at August 09, 2019 09:07 PM (jzx4H)

257 kitteh strong, nr
oh and littel steepled paw prayers

Posted by: micky at August 09, 2019 09:08 PM (1IeVI)

258 I used to take reporters like this kid out behind the gymnasium and beat the snot out of them.
Don't fuck with me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2019 07:36 AM (2Ia/C)

259 I was one of the first for gay marriage!


No, you weren't, Sleepy. I was.
Even gay dad Dick Cheney came out for it years before it was politically expedient.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (wFARF)

260 Enough with the faux outrage. It's ugly and stupid when the left does it, and it's just as ugly and stupid when the right does it.

Posted by: timactual at August 10, 2019 01:46 PM (pPXFf)

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