Mid-Morning Art Thread

Copley mrs smith.jpg


Mrs. Isaac Smith
John Singleton Copley

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Copley mr smith.jpg


Isaac Smith
John Singleton Copley

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Looks like a fun pair.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (ykq7q)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (iikV8)

3 Founders of the Serious Party in England.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (m79Dg)

4 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (iikV8)

5 Whoa

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (G0vdT)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (arJlL)

7 Oy.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (l9mVC)

8 Same person in both paintings, no?

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (88xKn)

9 Ahh... the happy couple.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (6Krd7)

10 She looks like somebody.......

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (arJlL)

11 Which one is the man?

Posted by: SH at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (sX1BW)

12 The Constipated Party

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 09:48 AM (oBghv)

13 Morning Horde.

I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (k76MH)

14 he looks like he's got a GIANT powder puff on his head.

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (arJlL)

15 Mrs. Issac has a grape Jones.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)

16 I'll bet she was a potato in the sack.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (XrCyE)

17 Nice wig.

Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (yOykd)

18 What a charming couple

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

19 The first one is Mrs. Isaac Smith, and the second is Isaac Smith. The connection is they were both in Mr. and Mrs. Smith as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

20 I've always liked this style of portrait, but I think it has more to do with me liking the time period in history than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (iikV8)

21
What, Copley could not make the time to paint a portrait of their son, Fredo Smith?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

22 You just know that late at night, they let their hair down.

And their free-flag fly..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (cqNba)

23 What one might call a "handsome" woman.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (Arprc)

24 Is this like that other thread where we're supposed to get the connection between them?

I'll say the movie is Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (fuK7c)

Posted by: Seth Rich at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (f1aAg)

26 Apparently, she's fond of grapes

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (arJlL)

27 Copley, as in Copley Square in Boston?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (FiUMj)

28 Isaac Smith looks like the principal of a reform school. The knee-length britches are a nice touch.

Our dear Kurt was likely summoned to his office on a regular basis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (/Ioag)

29 Seawolf, try knife-depot.com.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (XrCyE)

30 I think the secret of the art thread is the heathens commenting on the pieces are the real art.

Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (yOykd)

31 What an unfortunate face.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (J+mig)

32 They look like they'd be fun at parties. Funeral parties.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (lwiT4)

33 The detail on her chair is amazing !

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (arJlL)

34 Whats with all the trannie stuff? What did we do wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)

35 34 Whats with all the trannie stuff? What did we do wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)

Burned out your clutch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

36 This guy couldn't do arms and hands very well. Mrs. Smith's arms look like mannequin arms, and Mr. Smith's hand looks fake as well.

Unless, of course, they were both victims of a horrible fireworks accident.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (tY4MP)

37 19 The first one is Mrs. Isaac Smith, and the second is Isaac Smith. The connection is they were both in Mr. and Mrs. Smith as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

Nonsense. He doesn't look anything like Brad Pitt.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

38 That is one weird-looking wig. Who knew that they had streamlining in the 18th Century?

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (xjiRE)

39 Alternate title: 'Grape Nuts'.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

40 And it was in that moment that Mr. Issac Smith came up with the concept of breast implants. Sadly, the discovery of silicone was centuries off.

Posted by: SH at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (sX1BW)

41 Burned out your clutch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

Hey amigo. How's it hangin?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (l0HIT)

42 Mr. Smith's portrait pinpoints for us the exact date when white, powdered wigs went out of style for men.

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (AMIL/)

43 Copley specializes in Butterface Portraiture.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (VnkJq)

44 34 Whats with all the trannie stuff? What did we do wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (l0HIT)

We talk about boobs all the time and the cobs are ass men.

Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (yOykd)

45 I'm told the family let Mrs. Smith out from under the porch for a whole fortnight to get this portrait done.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (iys0/)

46 Those are the faces of folks that have been married a long time.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

47 Apparently the smile wasn't invented until the mid 20th century.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

48 What's with all the white folks?

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (3B/OT)

49 Also, congrats to Chris Cuomo. You will FOREVER be Fredo now, idiot.

"I'm an anchor on CNN!"

lolgf

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (XrCyE)

50
32 They look like they'd be fun at parties. Funeral parties.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 09:51 AM (lwiT4)


In fact they did have a side business for just that - We Are Woke For Your Wake!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (pNxlR)

51 Nonsense. He doesn't look anything like Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

Nothing a couple hours at hair and makeup can't fix.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

52 She's hiding her new arm tat.

Posted by: JimCT at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (y7UJ1)

53 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

You would do better to wait until he's through with boot camp. There's not a lot of room devoted to space for recruit's belongings........

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (arJlL)

54 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1h
Curt Schilling, a great pitcher and patriot, is considering a run for Congress in Arizona. Terrific! @foxandfriends
******
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:54 AM (BqBId)

55 37 19 The first one is Mrs. Isaac Smith, and the second is Isaac Smith. The connection is they were both in Mr. and Mrs. Smith as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

Nonsense. He doesn't look anything like Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

=========

Well, Brad Pitt looks nothing like Billy Beane, and yet we still have Moneyball.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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at August 13, 2019 09:54 AM (iikV8)

56 I bet they would be a fun couple to hang out with.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 09:54 AM (JUOKG)

57 Now who would like a nice story about a bridge?

Posted by: The Smiths at August 13, 2019 09:54 AM (bEXeQ)

58 38 That is one weird-looking wig. Who knew that they had streamlining in the 18th Century?
Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (xjiRE)

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Without looking it up again, it reminds me of Robert Dinwiddie's wig in his portrait. Lt. Gov of the Royal Colony of Virginia when George Washington was a lad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 09:54 AM (iikV8)

59 >>Copley, as in Copley Square in Boston?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

60 What, Copley could not make the time to paint a portrait of their son, Fredo Smith?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

Hey.....Fredo is like the n word to us Wasps.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (ykq7q)

61 Also, congrats to Chris Cuomo. You will FOREVER be Fredo now, idiot.

"I'm an anchor on CNN!"

lolgf
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

AoS Style guide.

Chris Cuomo shall henceforth be known as "Fredo".

Thanks!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (vcOmj)

62 "There's not a lot of room devoted to space for recruit's belongings........"

Weapons, including knives are forbidden.

Would be confiscated upon arrival.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (cqNba)

63 29 Seawolf, try knife-depot.com.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM (XrCyE)

Thanks!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (k76MH)

64 I'll bet those two had some Muskrat Love going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (Kpl3J)

65 http://bit.ly/2KNarV9
*******
Don Jr. to Chris Cuomo: 'Fredo' Just Means 'You're the Dumb Brother'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (BqBId)

66 Isaac: And I can put a rubber thingy on my John Roger and we can go at it anytime. Because we're Protestants!

Mrs. Isaac: pfft! Fredo...

Posted by: monkey at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (FTPVM)

67 Copley's portrait of Jeremiah Lee. I detect some similarities around the head:

https://www.artrenewal.org/Common/Image?imageId=28142&artworkId=29485

Art Renewal Center's John Singleton Copley page:

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/713

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (Zqz9o)

68 66 Isaac: And I can put a rubber thingy on my John Roger and we can go at it anytime. Because we're Protestants!

Mrs. Isaac: pfft! Fredo...
Posted by: monkey at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (FTPVM)

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Every sperm is sacred.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (iikV8)

69 Hey amigo. How's it hangin?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 09:52 AM (l0HIT)

Hey CB! It's a mixed bag as always. How about you?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

70 The look of hangover is strong with both of these people.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

71 Copley, as in Copley Square in Boston?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 09:50 AM


Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (ejd/p)

72 Wait until after boot camp.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (3B/OT)

73 I'll have you know that I paid a princely sum for this wig. It's from Al Sharpton's signature line.

Posted by: Mr. Isaac Smith at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (iys0/)

74 I actually don't care for Copley's faces in his paintings. They seem a bit stiff. (Having said that, the expression on Mrs. Smith inspires story ideas. And not happy ones.) But I do like how he shows clothing and backgrounds. I think they compliment the clients more than the stilted poses.

Posted by: JTB at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (bmdz3)

75 I'll bet she was a potato in the sack.

Hot ?

Stuffed ?

Whipped ?

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (arJlL)

76 Hers is done like those Renaissance paintings where the Virgin Shirley is in the foreground dressed as a modern Roman and the background is an Italian landscape.

Except she's holding grapes. Copley is showing that he can really handle grapes and upholstery rivets. Her face is very naturalistic, though, I be that's what she really looked like.

Mr. Smith also looks real, but is an unfortunate victim of his era. There is no way to look good with an opossum on your head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)

77 73 I'll have you know that I paid a princely sum for this wig. It's from Al Sharpton's signature line.

Posted by: Mr. Isaac Smith at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (iys0/)

LOL

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2019 09:57 AM (AMIL/)

78 Do not think Mr Smith is getting any poontang tonight!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2019 09:57 AM (XmGhp)

79 It's interesting how she looks you square in the eye but he doesn't. There may be a clue to their personalities. Her stare plus the tight mouth looks to me like she's a tough woman. He also seems like a strong personality based on the wrinkled brow.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

80 75 I'll bet she was a potato in the sack.

Hot ?

Stuffed ?

Whipped ?
Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (arJlL)

Twice baked.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

81 Man, I wish that old bitch would just die already.

Posted by: Isaac Smith at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (M4YGJ)

82 Mr. Smith - I like it when she lays there really still... like a dead person...

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

83 13 Benchmade

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (XmGhp)

84 Copley also painted triangles.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (Ndje9)

85
According to Rich Zeoli this AM, Mario the Pious told Fredo that journalism was a lesser profession than politics.

Zeoli has referred to Fredo as Cuomo the Lesser for many moons now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

86 Personal aside:

It's the 100th birthday of the greatest man that I have ever known. I miss my grandfather ever day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (XrCyE)

87
Mr. Smith also looks real, but is an unfortunate victim of his era. There is no way to look good with an opossum on your head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)






No kidding. Everyone knows that a weasel looks more stylish and sophisticated when worn on your head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 09:58 AM (veoSD)

88 Apparently, she's fond of grapes
Posted by: JT



**********

Fruit Ninja Warrior - a limerick

Mrs. Smith gets in plenty of scrapes
She fights fruit (there's video tapes)
Beats 'em one at a time
Apple, cherry and lime
And yesterday, she conquered grapes.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (mvenn)

89 Copley's weirdest painting is Mrs Daniel Seargent .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (VnkJq)

90 Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (xfb67)

91 Stocks turned positive on a report that China's commerce secretary agrees to conduct a phone call in two weeks with U.S. trade representatives, according to Reuters.

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (MAstk)

92 >>>I'll bet she was a potato in the sack.


Mmmm, taters...

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (np91H)

93 90 Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (xfb67)

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Lice?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (iikV8)

94 she conquered grapes.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM


Man, o shevits, that was a bad pun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (ejd/p)

95 She's got the face of a babe. Babe Ruth.

Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (vN+oL)

96 How does one manage to wear a top that low cut and still display no cleavage?

Poor Isaac smith.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (KUaJL)

97 Personal aside:

It's the 100th birthday of the greatest man that I have ever known. I miss my grandfather ever day.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Happy Birthday Grandpa Circa !

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (arJlL)

98 Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (xfb67)

Lice!

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

99 93 90 Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (xfb67)

=========

Lice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (iikV

Damned lice. And statistics.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

100 > Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.


We did.

Shaving your head (and also body) was a way to keep the lice down.

If your wig got bugs in it, you could take the sucker off and boil it.

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (tY4MP)

101 95 She's got the face of a babe. Babe Ruth.
Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (vN+oL)

Babe from Charlotte's Web.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (KUaJL)

102 Steyer...


#New @MorningConsult Early Primary States Poll (8/5-11):

Biden 35%
Sanders 18%
Warren 11%
Booker 6%
Buttigieg 6%
Harris 6%
Steyer 6%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Yang 2%

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (MAstk)

103 She's got the face of a babe. Babe Ruth.
Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper

In a jar on the shelf

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (vd8XM)

104 Mr. Smith obviously is not a fan of carrots in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (GBhRP)

105 According to Rich Zeoli this AM, Mario the Pious told Fredo that journalism was a lesser profession than politics.

-
Like arguing about which form of cancer is worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)

106 So the women just lived with lice?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (xfb67)

107 Not the best transition name, you're still Isaac! "No, no, I'm really a woman. I used to be Miss Isaac."

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (nIvDu)

108 Brother and Sister, or at least cousins?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (YkEgi)

109 > So the women just lived with lice?

The women generally wore wigs, too.

And yeah, they had pubic wigs (called merkins) for those who'd shaved off their no-no regions.

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (tY4MP)

110
So the women just lived with lice?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (xfb67)

A lot of them wore wigs too. Especially the richer ladies.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (gmo/4)

111 Booker 6%
Buttigieg 6%
Harris 6%


Yep. That's Antichrist material alright.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (XrCyE)

112 Cuomo is in pretty good shape. I bet I can still take him.

Hear that Fredo? Believe me when I say I won't stop when you say Uncle.

Posted by: monkey at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (FTPVM)

113 So the women just lived with lice?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM


Wigs, merkins, the whole nine yards.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (ejd/p)

114 I really like the 'realistic' portraits. I wonder if Mrs. Smith was the landowner/farmer and Mr. Smith the politician. Think John and Abigail Adams -- she earned the money and maintained the land and he was the politician/lawyer/ambassador.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (MIKMs)

115 Harris is at 6%? CNN is coddling and promoting her like crazy and she's at 6%?

God, she sucks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (gAXBD)

116 i actually saw a car with a "Yang 2020" sticker this morning

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (7HtZB)

117 So the women just lived with lice?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Some would eventually get married

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (vd8XM)

118 Morning y'all!

Laugh and be merry! The leftists are freaking out and the best reaction is to smile, giggle and carry on. Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (5CU7m)

119
In the old days, a lot of people had itchy stomachs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (t5m5e)

120 She's a naughty minx.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (2LelM)

121 If your wig got bugs in it, you could take the sucker off and boil it.

Or give it to someone you didn't like !

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (arJlL)

122 Mrs. and Mrs. Isaac Smith


at least that's how he signed the hotel register.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

123 On a side note, people in the Deep South , for the most part , have never tasted a Concord grape. That is a shame. Everyone should experience nature's candy.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (VnkJq)

124 Harris 6%

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Poor Kamala. She's going down. Of course, it's not the first time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

125 If there is a God in heaven, Biden will be the Democrat candidate. That is going to be some epic ass-kicking by Trump.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (gAXBD)

126 102 Steyer...


#New @MorningConsult Early Primary States Poll (8/5-11):

Biden 35%
Sanders 18%
Warren 11%
Booker 6%
Buttigieg 6%
Harris 6%
Steyer 6%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Yang 2%
Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:01 AM (MAstk)

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That's one poll for Gabbard and Yang. 2 more to go! Plus mucho more donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (iikV8)

127 So the women just lived with lice'

It's our burden.

Posted by: Huma at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (3B/OT)

128 115 Harris is at 6%? CNN is coddling and promoting her like crazy and she's at 6%?

God, she sucks.
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Forget the 6%, she can't get the black vote. She's dead.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (2LelM)

129 Harris is at 6%? CNN is coddling and promoting her like crazy and she's at 6%?

God, she sucks.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM


That goes without saying.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (ejd/p)

130 i actually saw a car with a "Yang 2020" sticker this morning
Posted by: josephistan

Seeing that bumper sticker, I would have thought it was a new car from Asia

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (vd8XM)

131 > i actually saw a car with a "Yang 2020" sticker this morning

Remember that old Star Trek episode with Yangs and Coms?

Well, in this case Yang is also a Com.

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (tY4MP)

132 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

133 115 Harris is at 6%? CNN is coddling and promoting her like crazy and she's at 6%?

God, she sucks.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (gAXBD)

==========

Much like Buttigieg, she's largely a media creation.

Astroturf all the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (iikV8)

134 Mr and Mrs Smith - Hitchcock version...


Need coffeve...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (6qErC)

135 131 > i actually saw a car with a "Yang 2020" sticker this morning

Remember that old Star Trek episode with Yangs and Coms?

Well, in this case Yang is also a Com.

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (tY4MP)

E pleb neesta

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

136 > That's one poll for Gabbard and Yang. 2 more to go! Plus mucho more donors.

I thought I saw something from Yang the other day that he'd qualified. Could be wrong there.

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (tY4MP)

137 Fun fact: Gaius Julius Caesar had all of his body hair except his head and eyebrows plucked out because of lice. Chicks dug it.

Posted by: monkey at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (FTPVM)

138 The media created Obama out of nothing more than a talent for giving speeches. Harris doesn't even have that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (xfb67)

139 Cold water or not, I'm not impressed.

Posted by: Mrs. Isaac Smith at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (GBhRP)

140 Am I really being told that Biden is polling 35% or that the name of Biden equals none of the others to poll takers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (2LelM)

141 @alx

UPDATE: YouTube has removed the original viral "Fredo" video from @theeconstituti1 for violating their "harassment and bullying" policy.


Cuomo was the bully...

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

142 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Those are two
...ahh...interesting looking people.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (axyOa)

143 On a side note, people in the Deep South , for the most part , have never tasted a Concord grape. That is a shame. Everyone should experience nature's candy.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 10:03 AM (VnkJq)

Raised in SC....grew up next to a concord vinyard.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (ykq7q)

144 Who decided that men should wear wigs back then? What a stupid idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM (xfb67)

Lice!
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

Why didn't they just go to CVS for lice shampoo?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (VnkJq)

145 Cute couple.

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (90T4r)

146 136 > That's one poll for Gabbard and Yang. 2 more to go! Plus mucho more donors.

I thought I saw something from Yang the other day that he'd qualified. Could be wrong there.
Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (tY4MP)

========

Well, I guess I'm not paying that close of attention to who's qualifying.

And...sock is getting dirty over there, me thinks...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (iikV8)

147 Little Known Muldoon Fact #873 - Mr. & Mrs. Isaac Smith were married in 1748 but never consummated the marriage. Frustrated by the lack of intimacy in the relationship, Mrs. Smith commissioned this portrait, ironically she specifically requested that seedless grapes be used. Some critics consider this symbolic.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (mvenn)

148 140 Am I really being told that Biden is polling 35% or that the name of Biden equals none of the others to poll takers?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (2LelM)

==========

We are 6 months from the first caucus.

6...Months...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (iikV8)

149 Old Men yelling incoherently at clouds tier:
Biden
Sanders

Identity Politics Tier:
Warren
Booker
Buttigieg
Harris

I'm running for the book deals/the VP slot tier:
Steyer 6
Gabbard 2
O'Rourke 2
Yang 2

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (KUaJL)

150 1 Looks like a fun pair.
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 09:47 AM (ykq7q)


"Cuchi-cuchi!"

- - Toothy McBigTits' tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (zBaqJ)

151 Making my next hot tub party invite list

scratch the Smiths

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (+8+gB)

152 Yeah, when people start reminiscing about the good old days:

1. Lice
2. Dentistry
3. General lack of wishbone offenses

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (XrCyE)

153 > Steyer 6%

How bad do you have to be to be get your ass kicked by someone who hasn't even qualified for the debates?

Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (tY4MP)

154 The clothes back then..... people must have been.... fragrant...... in August......

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM (90T4r)

155 scratch the Smiths
Posted by: REDACTED

Literally

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (vd8XM)

156 31 > i actually saw a car with a "Yang 2020" sticker this morning



Remember that old Star Trek episode with Yangs and Coms?



Well, in this case Yang is also a Com.



Posted by: The Lice at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (tY4MP)



E pleb neesta

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

Coms? Coms are only for killing. -- Cloud William


Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

157 Also, congrats to Chris Cuomo. You will FOREVER be Fredo now, idiot.

"I'm an anchor on CNN!"

lolgf
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM (XrCyE)



Yup thanks to that video he's going to be called Fredo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (kw5n8)

158 I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
~~~~~

As others have mentioned, he won't be able to bring this to boot camp. That said, there is a "Don't Tread on Me" Swiss Army knife that you can even get engraved:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2duu4mk

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (sGotD)

159 138 The media created Obama out of nothing more than a talent for giving speeches. Harris doesn't even have that.
------------------
She's a Romullan. Huge forehead, hairline that starton on the top of her head and bizarre face. No way America is going for a Romullan. No way.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM)

160 @realDonaldTrump

Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)

161 Harris is at 6%? CNN is coddling and promoting her like crazy and she's at 6%?



God, she sucks.


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM

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I really want her to win. Trump would crush her during the campaign and the debates. She has way more baggage than the rest of the crowd.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (JUOKG)

162 Much like Buttigieg, she's largely a media creation.

Astroturf all the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (iikV


And right now they are demonstrating just how well the media can inflate their balloons.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

163 Hard to believe that these were the white people that oppressed everyone, isn't it. They look so boring.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:09 AM (xfb67)

164 she conquered grapes.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 09:59 AM

Man, o shevits, that was a bad pun.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August

****

People are going to wine now.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:09 AM (axyOa)

165 duckduckgo search reveals several Isaac Smiths. Is he

A. [ ] British ship captain in mid 1700s

B.[ ] American colonis, a loyalist who returned to U.S. in the 1780s

C. [ ] Australian rules football player

D. [ ] 20-year-old American who died in an automobile accident in 2016.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:09 AM (mvenn)

166 Hard to believe that these were the white people that oppressed everyone, isn't it. They look so boring.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

They would only serve mayonnaise on white bread to their slaves

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (vd8XM)

167 Raised in SC....grew up next to a concord vinyard.
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:06 AM (ykq7q

Okay I should have said many southern states instead of the qualifier , for the most part.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (VnkJq)

168 162 Much like Buttigieg, she's largely a media creation.

Astroturf all the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 10:04 AM (iikV


And right now they are demonstrating just how well the media can inflate their balloons.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 13, 2019 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

==========

It's...not that well.

I think the media is losing power, even amongst Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (iikV8)

169
111 Booker 6%
Buttigieg 6%
Harris 6%

Yep. That's Antichrist material alright.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:02 AM (XrCyE)


Name three Dims who have not slept with a woman? Sure, sure, there is some assuming going on, but you can concede two of them, right? It is Harris that gives one pause.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (pNxlR)

170 The clothes back then..... people must have been.... fragrant...... in August......


Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM

---

That's why they invented sachet bags. To mask the BO.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (JUOKG)

171 The only line I remember from an Obama speech: "let me be clear".

Whitey was always stopping him from being clear.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (xfb67)

172 Forget the 6%, she can't get the black vote. She's dead.
..

Yep.

The cake is baked for her. They know who she is and they're not buying it.

Same with Booker.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (MAstk)

173 Sure, they have their problems, but they stay together because the sex is AWESOME.

And good morning Horde. One of those days and it isn't really even begun. This is when I wish I had that cabin in Idaho with no power or running water.

Anyway, everybody have the best day that Finagle will permit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

174 Off Fredo sock

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (VnkJq)

175 Ma and Pa write sternly worded letters to the editor. Then live happily ever after.

Posted by: Imitation Everyday Spud at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (vqIkG)

176 Is that wig DOT and Snell approved?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 10:11 AM (2GhbK)

177 172 Forget the 6%, she can't get the black vote. She's dead.
..

Yep.

The cake is baked for her. They know who she is and they're not buying it.

Same with Booker.

It's hilarious.
Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM (MAstk)

==========

There goes the Left's hope of recapturing Obama levels of black participation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:11 AM (iikV8)

178 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (k76MH)

I did a search on "pocket knives made in the usa".

Several listed:

https://tinyurl.com/yy9v2chh

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:11 AM (cF8AT)

179 And right now they are demonstrating just how well the media can inflate their balloons.

Oh, we saw that in 2016.

"MR. TRUMP, WILL YOU ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION?"

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:11 AM (XrCyE)

180 This is Grand Manner portraiture. The idea is to make the subject look classy, well-mannered, and deserving of their social status. The sitter is shown in his finest attire to display his good taste and fashion sense. They are usually surrounded by items that show off interests, professions or intelligence. Sometimes all three at once. He shows off his writing desk, she shows off the vast lands of the estate. They might have been known for their vineyards.

Because this is pre-Revolution Boston, American Grand Manner will many times emphasize the virtue of the common man (or woman). Their position is because of their hard work, not because of a title they inherited from a father.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

181 None of the Dem candidates can beat Trump in a fair fight..... which of my words is operative... and what will happen post November 4th??? I think then is when it all gets Really Sporty..

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (90T4r)

182 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
-----

Don't send ANYTHING extra with him to boot camp. Don't send it to him while at boot camp.

At best, he'll have to keep track of it and stow it and he simply just won't have the time or energy to deal with it. At worst, it will be deemed 'contraband' and confiscated.

Wait until graduation.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (Y4EXg)

183 Didja see that De Basio got a big 15 people at his rally the other day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

184 Forget the 6%, she can't get the black vote. She's dead.

..



Yep.



The cake is baked for her. They know who she is and they're not buying it.



Same with Booker.



It's hilarious.






Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:10 AM


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The last Q poll had her at 1% with blacks. They can't let her be the nominee or the black turnout will be in the single digits and Trump will win.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (JUOKG)

185 Booker is just insane. There is no hiding that. People know that. He's about 25 milligrams of Xanax short of a Newark bus terminal preacher.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (gAXBD)

186 Look at the paintings again.

He has the prototypical "WTF did I do" look.

And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (oBghv)

187 French government officials are now calling for an investigation of Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/y4s263qk

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (ZLI7S)

188 I want Biden and Sanders to get into an old man argument at the next debate. That'd be so fun to watch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (KUaJL)

189 He's about 25 milligrams of Xanax short of a Newark bus terminal preacher.

I'd vote for the preacher.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (XrCyE)

190 Astroturf all the way.
=====

IL Guv just signed a law that LGBTwhatever history must be taught in public school. This morning, some precious and fragile group claimed to have been attacked on one of the ELs, probably publicity for the new law. Pritzker also just gave a boost to Bootyjuice -- FIRST whatever.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (MIKMs)

191 Founders of the We Don't Party.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (YJK93)

192 Didja see that De Basio got a big 15 people at his rally the other day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

....and 7 of them were at the wrong place.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (ykq7q)

193 190 Astroturf all the way.
=====

IL Guv just signed a law that LGBTwhatever history must be taught in public school. This morning, some precious and fragile group claimed to have been attacked on one of the ELs, probably publicity for the new law. Pritzker also just gave a boost to Bootyjuice -- FIRST whatever.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (MIKMs)

=========

"I hate that America doesn't teach history."
-James Buchanan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (iikV8)

194 We talk about boobs all the time and the cobs are ass men.
Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 09:53 AM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (GBhRP)

195 And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.

_______________

That look is caused by a gene on the X chromosome.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)

196 I want Biden and Sanders to get into an old man argument at the next debate. That'd be so fun to watch.
Posted by: joe

"No, you get off MY lawn"

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (vd8XM)

197 "French government officials are now calling for an investigation of Epstein. "

Damn, they take school attendance seriously there.

I guess the absence notes were't good enough.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (cqNba)

198 Grim-looking couple, as was the style of the day, but as with all Copley paintings, beautifully done. I love the colors and how he captures the sheen of all the fabrics.

Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (aXucN)

199 The White House is delaying increased tariffs on certain imports from China, including cell phones, laptops and some apparel items until the end of 2019, sending the stock market soaring in trading on Tuesday.

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (MAstk)

200 People are going to wine now.
Posted by: Diogenes

That's the truth!

Posted by: Morgan David at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (FTlwv)

201 192 Didja see that De Basio got a big 15 people at his rally the other day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

....and 7 of them were at the wrong place.
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (ykq7q)

=========

The other eight were federal agents waiting for the local KKK rally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (iikV8)

202 I just checked PDT's Twatter feed and lo and behold, what's at the top of the trending thingy there? FREDO!

The Fredo Nooz Network had probably better keep someone ready to dial 911 when he rage-strokes out on live TV. They'll get a small spike in ratings from that, I bet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (HaL55)

203 This is an apple. This is a banana. This is a Fredo. This is CNN.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

204 It is reported that Ancient Egyptians were the first widespread users of wigs, since they scrupulously removed every natural hair from their bodies - they were the original Brazilian Waxers! No wonder those hairy stinky Habiru's seemed so uncouth to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

205 IL Guv just signed a law that LGBTwhatever history must be taught in public school.

Because that is going to help them earn a living and be productive members of society.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:16 AM (gAXBD)

206 The clothes back then..... people must have been.... fragrant...... in August......


Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:07 AM

---

That's why they invented sachet bags. To mask the BO.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Hell, just bathe.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:16 AM (oBghv)

207 The last Q poll had her at 1% with blacks. They can't let her be the nominee or the black turnout will be in the single digits and Trump will win.
..

They also won't turn out for Sanders or Butt guy.

And the Big Homie Booker!

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:16 AM (MAstk)

208 Forget the 6%, she can't get the black vote. She's dead.

-
She'll dead, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a media savy political consultant!

Posted by: Bones at August 13, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

209 Didja see that De Basio got a big 15 people at his rally the other day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

....and 7 of them were at the wrong place.
Posted by: BignJames

How many were homeless looking for a free donut ?

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (arJlL)

210 Look at the paintings again.

He has the prototypical "WTF did I do" look.

And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM


This isn't your first rodeo, is it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (GBhRP)

211 I'm not doing voice overs for Fredo.

James Earl Vader.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

212 "Hell, just bathe."

Bathing removes the natural and protective emollients.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (cqNba)

213 178 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
----------------------
Seawolf, save the present for when he graduates. If he shows up with a knife it will be taken from him (and he may never see it again). Don't know what service he joined but if he's an infantry man a K-bar or lock back blade with belt holster is useful. Generally, a waterproof dive watch is what we used more often than a knife.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (2LelM)

214 I saw a number of Gabbard billboards in coastal South Carolina last week.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (FTlwv)

215 Hell, just bathe.
Posted by: rickb223

----

NO! To do so would open your pores up and allow bad humours to enter.

And then they'd have to apply leaches.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 10:18 AM (Y4EXg)

216 His face is a cross between Gary Sinese and George Costanza.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

217 And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (oBghv)

Ew, bad flashback...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:18 AM (NWiLs)

218 210 Look at the paintings again.
He has the prototypical "WTF did I do" look.
And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM

This isn't your first rodeo, is it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (GBhRP)

I'm betting that there are hillbilly smiles hiding underneath both sets of tightly closed lips.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

219 " I saw a number of Gabbard billboards in coastal South Carolina last week."

Hell, we saw a bunch of 'South of the Border' billboards in South Carolina last week as well.

And Pedro has a greater likelihood of winning the nomination than she does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:19 AM (cqNba)

220 Actual headline on ABC News right now:

What to do when you fear a mass shooter, according to security experts

Well, I know something I would do...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:19 AM (XrCyE)

221 210
Look at the paintings again.



He has the prototypical "WTF did I do" look.



And she has the classic ""You disgust me. You know exactly what you did!" look.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM
Him: "You said you were wont to do butt stuff!"
Her: "I said I WON'T DO butt stuff"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2019 10:19 AM (N39Ws)

222 They both have the same double chins and seem... well fed.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (AkkRZ)

223 Lighten up Fredo.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (pw+jk)

224 "I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China."

may not apply for you, but I bought about 40 MAGA hats from China for like $3 each, and gave them away before 2016 election. That seemed more prudent/effective than paying $30 for a few from the Trump campaign (though I guess the campaign used much of those proceeds in other ways).


But if you buy ten flags for the price of one made in America, you can give some away (to people that would display them ... I think everyone wanted a hat, not sure how many ever wore them)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (Cus5s)

225 "Fredo" -- is it the new "n-word?"

Discuss.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (GBteo)

226

Fraido is Svengoolie's brother.

https://youtu.be/IqnlgdZ4tRs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (aKsyK)

227 Didja see that De Basio got a big 15 people at his rally the other day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

....and 7 of them were at the wrong place.
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (ykq7q)


***

And they had the same look on their faces as Mrs Issac.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (axyOa)

228 Yang is polling 5%. The other 95% are pulling yang.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (mvenn)

229 Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence. The desired look in many portraits was seriousness and contemplativeness.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)

230 That's why they invented sachet bags. To mask the BO.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman





Hell, just bathe.


Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:16 AM

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That only worked for nobility. Commoners only had one set of clothes which they could only wash a time or two a year.


Plus there was horse, pig and chicken crap all over the place so that added to the stench.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (JUOKG)

231 Founders of the We Don't Party.

Several of their members broke off and formed the "Well, I never!" Party. Which later became the Womynz Temperance Union of Intemperate Womynz with Tempers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (HaL55)

232 That look is caused by a gene on the X chromosome.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
~~~~~

Actually, it is caused by the lack of numerous genes on the so-called "Y" chromosome, which really is just the manifestation of an X suffering from phocomelia.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (sGotD)

233 228 Yang is polling 5%. The other 95% are pulling yang.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (mvenn)

86% of all stats are pulled right out of the ying yang.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

234 @realdonaldtrump


Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

235 230
That only worked for nobility. Commoners only had one set of clothes which they could only wash a time or two a year.


Plus there was horse, pig and chicken crap all over the place so that added to the stench.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (JUOKG)

===========

I think we've all seen Shakespeare in Love when Geoffrey Rush walked right through shit thrown out a window at the beginning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (iikV8)

236 >>Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence.

People who smiled were known as Fredo. True story.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

237 225 "Fredo" -- is it the new "n-word?"

Discuss.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:20 AM (GBteo)

Someone on twitter...paraphrasing.

"You know how I know Fredo is NOT the same as the N word? You've said Fredo about 100 times this morning. N word zero times."

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:23 AM (cF8AT)

238
Bathing removes the natural and protective emollients.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:17 AM (cqNba)


The Emollients Clause in the Constipation is our best bet for impeaching Trump!

-- Alex Donkey-Chompers, barkeep de luxe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 10:23 AM (pNxlR)

239 234
@realdonaldtrump





Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy
language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have
any weapon. He's nuts!

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)
Please, oh please send the ATF SWAT team to his house at 3am and flashbang is residence. Go in and take any weapons he has.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2019 10:23 AM (N39Ws)

240 Gotta love this trump character ... best potus yet

Posted by: DXO at August 13, 2019 10:23 AM (nzKWW)

241 Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

Fuckin' trump, man. Hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (GBteo)

242 Which later became the Womynz Temperance Union of Intemperate Womynz with Tempers.

Ironically known today as Elizabeth "I'm going to get me a beer" Warren.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (XrCyE)

243 @realdonaldtrump


Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

****

Is this true? I hope it is. Classic!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (axyOa)

244 Yang is polling 5%. The other 95% are pulling yang.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (mvenn)

86% of all stats are pulled right out of the ying yang.
Posted by: Insomniac

So, the stats, like McDonald's touchscreens, have POOP on them !

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)

245 Bathing removes the natural and protective emollients.

Bathing disrupts the Bodily Humours. And really upsets the leeches.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (HaL55)

246 Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

Fuckin' trump, man. Hilarious.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (GBteo)

This will be an attack on the press in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (XrCyE)

247 Womynz Temperance Union of Intemperate Womynz with Tempers Distemper .

*Suggested edit*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (cqNba)

248 Hell, we saw a bunch of 'South of the Border' billboards in South Carolina last week as well.

And Pedro has a greater likelihood of winning the nomination than she does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

You are correct. Just making conversation by noting an interesting approach by a third tier candidate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (FTlwv)

249 John Singleton Copley

From Das Wiki: "The income which Copley earned by painting in the 1760s was extraordinary for his town and time. It had promoted the son of a needy tobacconist into the local aristocracy. The foremost personages of New England came to his painting-room as sitters."

His later years were less successful, and at age 77, he died heavily in debt.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (4ceyg)

250 Actual headline on ABC News right now:

What to do when you fear a mass shooter, according to security experts

Well, I know something I would do...
Posted by: Circa


Mag dumps. Repeatedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (oBghv)

251 Someone on twitter...paraphrasing.

"You know how I know Fredo is NOT the same as the N word? You've said Fredo about 100 times this morning. N word zero times."
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:23 AM (cF8AT)

Someone should try to find a clip of Chris Cuomo calling a police van a "paddy wagon." Tell CNN they need to fire him for using a racial slur for the Irish. The Irish equivalent of the n-word, if you will.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:25 AM (GBteo)

252
I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a
couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to
buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't
Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.



I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.



Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019 09:49 AM (k76MH)

=====
I'm partial to older Buck knives. For a folder Buck 110 a two dot which is older. I'd look on ebay. Pre 1972 for better steel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (pw+jk)

253 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

...............

Kershaw knives..

https://www.kershaw-knives.net/Kershaw-Leek-Gadsden.php

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (438dO)

254 Since Democrats now have a religious means test for judges, when is the media going to ask Gabbard whether abortion after the 7th month is permitted in her Hindu religion?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (gAXBD)

255 I know that Biden has a big lead on the others because of sheer name recognition, but he does have a lot of support among blacks which is weird, because the man --and I hate the game we white people play of pointing out who among us is the real racist--Biden is a REAL racist.

His obsession with race is right up near the surface as evidenced by his long history of idiotic and insensitive comments about black people.

And yet Trump is the "white supremacist."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

256 Every kid knows, when you want to really piss someone else off, you look for that One Thing that really sets them off above all else. Everybody has "that one thing", usually only family knows it, which is why family fights get so nasty so fast. But you probe, and you throw around wild insults that you make up, and if none of them land, well you just move on.

But when you get lucky and hit that "One Thing"... BOOM!!!! and then you own them from that moment on! A single snap of your fingers, and they can be driven into blubbering incoherence any time you say.

Thanks for letting us know we hit the mark, Fredo!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

257 Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

50/50 the guy that called him Fredo gets doxxed on CNN.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (ykq7q)

258 John Mulraney has a similar joke involving midgets.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

259 Is this true? I hope it is. Classic!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (axyOa)

It's on his verified twitter account, so I'm rating this one was "mostly true."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (GBteo)

260 Bathing removes the natural and protective emollients.

Bathing disrupts the Bodily Humours. And really upsets the leeches.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 10:24 AM (HaL55)

****

And don't get them started with the bleedings.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (axyOa)

261 Is this true? I hope it is. Classic!!!

Oh yeah, it's real. I saw it with my own two lying eyes on PDT's twatter feed thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 10:27 AM (HaL55)

262 Someone on twitter...paraphrasing.

"You know how I know Fredo is NOT the same as the N word? You've said Fredo about 100 times this morning. N word zero times."


I haven't even had my coffee.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 13, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)

263 I thought that Fredo Baggins was a character loved by all?

Unless you're not a hippy, and hate dirty, smelly little people with hair on their feet.

Burn the Shire!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 10:27 AM (2GhbK)

264 188 I want Biden and Sanders to get into an old man argument at the next debate. That'd be so fun to watch.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 10:13 AM (KUaJL)

BIDEN: You took my prune juice! Don't deny it!

SANDERS: You senile old coot, I don't drink prune juice!

BIDEN: Then what was that stuff I saw you drinking?

SANDERS: That was my urine sample!

BIDEN: Oh.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

265 Is this true? I hope it is. Classic!!!

Oh yeah, it's real. I saw it with my own two lying eyes on PDT's twatter feed thingy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


I keep saying it. Trump troll level: Galactic Overlord

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:27 AM (oBghv)

266 Back from the cabin and connected to the "real" world. It's so fun not having cell or internet for a week! AS for the picture. I can only surmise that the Smith children were ugly and malnourished and Mr. Smith liked his bewbs small.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (n/paf)

267 Fredo's just another word for nothing left, you loser!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (mvenn)

268 Plus there was horse, pig and chicken crap all over the place so that added to the stench.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (JUOKG)

"Must be royalty."

"Why?"

"They haven't got shit all over them."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (m79Dg)

269 It's on his verified twitter account, so I'm rating this one was "mostly true."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (GBteo)


Thanxs. I don't tweet so I have to trust the Horde.
Dangerous I know, given the medical advice in the past...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (axyOa)

270 Every kid knows, when you want to really piss someone else off, you look for that One Thing that really sets them off above all else. Everybody has "that one thing", usually only family knows it, which is why family fights get so nasty so fast. But you probe, and you throw around wild insults that you make up, and if none of them land, well you just move on.

But when you get lucky and hit that "One Thing"... BOOM!!!! and then you own them from that moment on! A single snap of your fingers, and they can be driven into blubbering incoherence any time you say.

Thanks for letting us know we hit the mark, Fredo!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

Dude's a fucking idiot, he should have just smiled and owned it. Because as you say, he got wayyyy to sensitive to being unfavorably compared to his brother there. Obviously hit a nerve.

His brother, after all, is famous for two big things: being governor of NY, and coming up with the immortal political phrase in the Cuomo v Koch mayoral battle -- "vote for Cuomo, not the homo!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (GBteo)

271 some more made in USA knives..

https://www.kershaw-knives.net/category/Kershaw_Made_In_Usa

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (438dO)

272 Whatever you do, don't get him a Benchmade folding knife. The military will give him a dozen or so of those.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:28 AM (xfb67)

273 190 Astroturf all the way.
=====

IL Guv just signed a law that LGBTwhatever history must be taught in public school. This morning, some precious and fragile group claimed to have been attacked on one of the ELs, probably publicity for the new law. Pritzker also just gave a boost to Bootyjuice -- FIRST whatever.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 10:14 AM (MIKMs)

Illinois is lost. Glad I left that place. Feel bad for the Downstaters.

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)

274 Amongst my people, calling someone a Cuomo is a slur.

Almost as bad as calling someone a ni**er.

Posted by: Fredo the Brilliant at August 13, 2019 10:29 AM (cqNba)

275 Neither Mr. Smith nor Mrs. Smith looks like a jolly sort.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 10:29 AM (ClOmq)

276 Seawolf - my family threw a small congrats party before I left for Navy bootcamp. At the time my head was swimming w excitement but the gestures were appreciated. Depending on what branch he is enlisting you could get something themed for that branch (Marines, Army, etc) or patriotic like an American flag shadow box, etc.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 13, 2019 10:29 AM (YJK93)

277 Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence. The desired look in many portraits was seriousness and contemplativeness.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)

Let's see the look on your face after you've sat for hours at a time just to have your portrait painted. I'm surprised more painters weren't attacked by their subjects.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (m79Dg)

278 50/50 the guy that called him Fredo gets doxxed on CNN.

My money is on him being doxxed by HuffGloo or Vox or Vice or some other lower-trafficked scandal site and then CNN reporting on that because, you know, it's a story now.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (/Ioag)

279 Cuomo thinks he's Sonny Corleone.

America thinks he's Fredo Corleone.

In reality, he's Connie Corleone.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (gAXBD)

280 258 John Mulraney has a similar joke involving midgets.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

Crap. This was in response to "Fredo is not the N-word because we actually say 'Fredo'".

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)

281 Singleton, but no Boylston this time.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (sm6Pk)

282
* activates 1MC *

* crackle hiss *

Now hear this, now hear this!

Erwin Schrödinger was born in 1887 on this day. Today is and is not his birthday.

That is all.

* crackle pop *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (xVDDW)

283 50/50 the guy that called him Fredo gets doxxed on CNN.
..

90/10

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (MAstk)

284 The late great radio talker Bob Grant was rough on the Cuomos, father and both sons, but he was rougher on Andy because he was ugly as opposed to Chris.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (NFEMn)

285 Back from the cabin and connected to the "real" world. It's so fun not having cell or internet for a week! AS for the picture. I can only surmise that the Smith children were ugly and malnourished and Mr. Smith liked his bewbs small.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Portable DirectTV sat dish and genset?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (oBghv)

286 Cuomo thinks he's Sonny Corleone.

He didn't understand the reference. I will bet a kajillion damn dollars that Fredo has never watched Fredo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (XrCyE)

287 The guy who called him Fredo douched out, though. "I thought that was your name".

He should have owned it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (fuK7c)

288 229 Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence. The desired look in many portraits was seriousness and contemplativeness.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)

It still is.

You STILL hear people say "Smart people are miserable, stupid people are happy" to this day.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (sm6Pk)

289 I'd be curious to see what Kbdabear could do with Mrs Smith. I bet KB could fix her right up.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)

290 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (U7k5w)

291 "90/10"

80/40

Posted by: Common Core Math Graduate at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (cqNba)

292 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death

-
If there's one thing the FBI can't stand it's bull- theories!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

293 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

You would do better to wait until he's through with boot camp. There's not a lot of room devoted to space for recruit's belongings........
Posted by: JT

I had a small SAK and chocolate taken - bring a book, a bible, picture of mom and any hot sisters.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (B7KlG)

294 Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence. The desired look in many portraits was seriousness and contemplativeness.
Posted by: Kris

Let's see the look on your face after you've sat for hours at a time just to have your portrait painted. I'm surprised more painters weren't attacked by their subjects.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


With the piles.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (oBghv)

295 Someone on twitter found this in the original release by SDNY of the Epstein arrest and charges...


This case is being handled by the Office's Public Corruption Unit. Assistant U.S. Attorneys Alex Rossmiller, Alison Moe, and Maurene Comey are in charge of the prosecution, with assistance from the Office's Human Trafficking Co-Coordinator, Abigail Kurland.


Things that make you go hmmmm.....

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

296 Still raining.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (cqNba)

297 287 The guy who called him Fredo douched out, though. "I thought that was your name".

He should have owned it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (fuK7c)

Agreed.

Although I suppose it's possible he genuinely thought his name was Fredo. Rush Limbaugh has been calling him Fredo for like a decade now, so... idk.

But I think the dude probably just pussied out hard when Cuomo got all Jersey Shore on his ass.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (GBteo)

298 Erwin Schrödinger was born in 1887 on this day. Today is and is not his birthday.

And the only way to know if Ace is alive is to wait on the first post. Coincidence?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (XrCyE)

299 290 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.
...

Even racist white nationalists like Hannity are sometimes right!

Posted by: CNN at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (MAstk)

300 You STILL hear people say "Smart people are miserable, stupid people are happy" to this day.

-
AOC must be constantly orgasmic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

301 279 Cuomo thinks he's Sonny Corleone.

America thinks he's Fredo Corleone.

In reality, he's Connie Corleone.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (gAXBD)

=========

No one should think they're Sonny. He was a terrible husband and father, a violent psychopath, and impulsive to the point of stupidity.

If they should want to be anyone, they should want to be Michael. But still, Michael ends up a monster, but if you have to pick one of the three...

Maybe you should hope to be Tom Hagan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (iikV8)

302 Hannity defended Cuomo

Dumb move on Hannity's part. It earns him nothing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (/Ioag)

303 290 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (U7k5w)

Did Sean call him a Great American???

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r)

304 Thanks for all the help everyone!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (k76MH)

305 Mornin' Horde. Copley wasn't one to sugarcoat his subjects, was he?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, retiring the Inquisition...for now at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (AM1GF)

306 13
Morning Horde.



I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a
couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to
buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't
Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.



I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 13, 2019

*
*
. . .

I have a CRKT folding knife, the kind that you can open with one hand -- no, not a switch knife. The company is in Oregon: https://www.crkt.com/ As I recall, I got it on Amazon, the M16-13ZM model. Very handsome, very sharp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (ClOmq)

307 So, leftists viciously going after Sarah Sanders and her family in a restaurant is okay.

But some guy calling Cuomo "Fredo" is not.

Okay.

Got it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (gAXBD)

308 299: Exploding with threats is such a Fredo thing to do!

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (U7k5w)

309 290 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (U7k5w)

If Cuomo's kids were there (which someone on twitter who was also there refuted) then they've just learned the F word from their father.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)

310 290 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (U7k5w)

It's because hot headed people in the media don't want to be judged too harshly when they explode at people calling them names, either.

I imagine most media personalities will side with Cuomo here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (GBteo)

311 >>This case is being handled by the Office's Public Corruption Unit. Assistant U.S. Attorneys Alex Rossmiller, Alison Moe, and Maurene Comey are in charge of the prosecution, with assistance from the Office's Human Trafficking Co-Coordinator, Abigail Kurland.

>>Things that make you go hmmmm.....

I don't know why that didn't get more mileage when it first came out. It sured grabbed my attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

312 "If Cuomo's kids were there (which someone on twitter who was also there refuted) then they've just learned the F word from their father."

New York, right?

They learn it from the womb.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (cqNba)

313 Asshole Hannity defended Cuomo. So if someone calls you a name it's ok to explode with anger in front of your kids? Double douchebags.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2019 10:32 AM (U7k5w)

It really doesn't cost him anything to appear to be magnanimous to a fellow yakker, so I don't see the issue.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (NFEMn)

314 Erwin Schrödinger was born in 1887 on this day. Today is and is not his birthday.



**********

At the cemetery where he was interred he is inside a simple pine box scrabbling furiously at the lid...


...or not.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (mvenn)

315 But we're not allowed to respond to lefty hecklers the same way, that would be unforgivable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (xfb67)

316 Dont really understand the whole powdered wig thing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (utT6Q)

317 311 >>This case is being handled by the Office's Public Corruption Unit. Assistant U.S. Attorneys Alex Rossmiller, Alison Moe, and Maurene Comey are in charge of the prosecution, with assistance from the Office's Human Trafficking Co-Coordinator, Abigail Kurland.

>>Things that make you go hmmmm.....

I don't know why that didn't get more mileage when it first came out. It sured grabbed my attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

=========

I certainly remember you mentioning it.

I'm sure our pristine FBI won't get touched by it at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (iikV8)

318 DOOOOOD!

Posted by: Because chest hair at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (WK7IQ)

319 https://dailym.ai/2McWsLz
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Anthony Scaramucci was seen dining with Nikki Haley before dumping Trump | Daily Mail Online

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId)

320 50/50 the guy that called him Fredo gets doxxed on CNN.

My money is on him being doxxed by HuffGloo or Vox or Vice or some other lower-trafficked scandal site and then CNN reporting on that because, you know, it's a story now.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


It's a wonder these fuckers don't get shivved when in public.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, retiring the Inquisition...for now at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (AM1GF)

321 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death

FBI Agent opinions on any damn thing register somewhere between History Channel Alien Hair Guy opinions on global warming and Taylor Swift opinions on tariffs on my Give a Shit Scale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (XrCyE)

322 Maybe you should hope to be Tom Hagan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (iikV

And Hagan Daz has it all over Ben & Jerry's so there's that...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (NFEMn)

323 anyway, I never paid any attention to Hannity. He was a blow dried Dubya cheerleader in the 2000s because Miniature American Flags For Everyone, and he's not gotten any smarter since.

Colmes sucked too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (/Ioag)

324 277 Smiling was a sign of foolishness or low intelligence. The desired look in many portraits was seriousness and contemplativeness.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)

Let's see the look on your face after you've sat for hours at a time just to have your portrait painted. I'm surprised more painters weren't attacked by their subjects.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (m79Dg)

During my wedding, I had been smiling all day my face started to hurt. So I decided to take a few minutes between events to scowl to rest my face. That's when the photographer decided to get a nice close up, frown and all. My Man insisted on the picture making the official album.

Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (OyyDO)

325 I don't know why that didn't get more mileage when it first came out. It sured grabbed my attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

I wanna be a fly at DOJ.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (cF8AT)

326 Erwin Schrodinger was born in 1887 on this day. Today is and is not his birthday.

**********

At the cemetery where he was interred he is inside a simple pine box scrabbling furiously at the lid...

...or not.

Posted by: Muldoon


And somewhere, a cat is smiling...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, retiring the Inquisition...for now at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (AM1GF)

327 315 But we're not allowed to respond to lefty hecklers the same way, that would be unforgivable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:36 AM (xfb67)

If a right wing person compared a silly reference like "Fredo" to the "n word," that would be the headline.

"Angry Far Right Media Personality Downplays Use of Racial Slurs For Own Gain"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (GBteo)

328 It really doesn't cost him anything to appear to be magnanimous to a fellow yakker, so I don't see the issue.
..

It's a one way street.

CNN calls for Fox to be shut down. Calls them a threat to society. Racists and white nationalists.

Fugg them.

Hannity is an idiot for defending any of them.

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (MAstk)

329 Dont really understand the whole powdered wig thing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Lice.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (oBghv)

330 One good spinoff of the last few years is that the "don't-you-know-who-I-am?" card has been overplayed to the point of becoming a mere joke.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (mvenn)

331 I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.

I saw Kershaw recommended - what's your budget? I'm stupid enough to spend 4 figures on folders, almost everything I've got is built here. Kershaw is pretty good, most are "assisted'.

Look at Spyderco - many are made in Colorado (the cheaper they get, the closer you get to China). Also, Benchmade. Check BladeHQ.com for the best selection in knives - nobody really discounts decent knives.


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (2GhbK)

332 Good Morning art lovers. Morning beg. Vote for Arlo https://tinyurl.com/vote-for-Arlo. He has a whisper thin lead for 1st this morning. Lost Fantasy is a small rescue but their county shelter calls them if they have an injured dog that needs help, the staff know LF will get on FB, run a tab at the vet clinic etc to provide surgery or whatever and get a foster home for the doggies recovery.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (vrfMC)

333 Back from the cabin and connected to the "real" world. It's so fun not having cell or internet for a week! AS for the picture. I can only surmise that the Smith children were ugly and malnourished and Mr. Smith liked his bewbs small.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Portable DirectTV sat dish and genset?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM

The Mrs. and kids would love that. I would hate it! It's so nice to unplug! They are slowly coming around to it. We survived for thousands of years without tech. A week will not only not kill you. It's good for you I say!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (n/paf)

334 Maybe you should hope to be Tom Hagan.

I need a wartime consigliere!

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 13, 2019 10:38 AM (gAXBD)

335 314
Erwin Schrodinger was born in 1887 on this day. Today is and is not his birthday.


**********



At the cemetery where he was interred he is inside a simple pine box scrabbling furiously at the lid...


...or not.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019

*
*
. . .
If you think that's bad, you should see his cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 10:39 AM (ClOmq)

336 302 Hannity defended Cuomo

Dumb move on Hannity's part. It earns him nothing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:33 AM (/Ioag)

Hannity want's to keep open the option of moving to CNN if he ever pisses off too many people in his current gig.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

337 New York, right?

They learn it from the womb.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:35 AM (cqNba)

True but dad using it really drives it home. I hope the kids are walking around the house today saying F this and F that and F you to each other.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 10:39 AM (cF8AT)

338 "Dont really understand the whole powdered wig thing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Lice."

Lice have little tiny powdered wigs too?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:39 AM (cqNba)

339 http://bit.ly/2MenOkf
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rump To Tour Shell Cracker Plant, Protesters Anticipated | Pittsburgh, PA Patch

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 10:40 AM (BqBId)

340 When my brother when to Iraq, they were giving out Benchmade folders like candy. No wonder Iraq cost so much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 10:40 AM (xfb67)

341 I would have said "Lighten up Fredo." Hoped he gotten physical and at worst sued the living shit out of him at best broken things in him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 10:40 AM (pw+jk)

342
FBI Agent opinions on any damn thing register somewhere between History Channel Alien Hair Guy opinions on global warming and Taylor Swift opinions on tariffs on my Give a Shit Scale.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (XrCyE)

As if Trump isn't getting info from his sources within the bureau and other intel agencies....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:40 AM (NFEMn)

343 Hannity has passed his expiration date.

The breathless (and empty) "We've got them now!" proclamations become exhausting.

He's a showman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 10:41 AM (gAXBD)

344 The Mrs. and kids would love that. I would hate it! It's so nice to unplug! They are slowly coming around to it. We survived for thousands of years without tech. A week will not only not kill you. It's good for you I say!
Posted by: Minnfidel


Would be nice to know when the bombs go off so you don't drive back into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:41 AM (oBghv)

345 >>I certainly remember you mentioning it.

>>I'm sure our pristine FBI won't get touched by it at all.

Reporting from the first Epstein trial and subsequent reporting made it clear that Acosta did not make the call on not prosecuting at the federal level. The decision was made at DOJ HQ in DC.

Acosta also said he was told that Epstein belonged to the intelligence community.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)

346 So Comey's daughter is cleaning up what her daddy failed to kill.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)

347 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ugly Tree at August 13, 2019 10:41 AM (t6MX/)

348 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 10:31 AM (xVDDW)

Sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms. Give the ship a clean sweep down both fore and aft. Sweep down all decks, ladders and passageways. Dump all garbage clear of the fantail. Sweepers.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 10:43 AM (gmo/4)

349 Another way these two Copley paintings are related:

They are both on the shortlist of Disguises Jeffrey Epstein Is Considering Using

Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 10:43 AM (aLBwb)

350 During my wedding, I had been smiling all day my face started to hurt. So I decided to take a few minutes between events to scowl to rest my face. That's when the photographer decided to get a nice close up, frown and all. My Man insisted on the picture making the official album.
Posted by: Kris at August 13, 2019 10:37 AM (OyyDO)
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https://youtu.be/toFm4CkDaUE?t=20



Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (aXucN)

351 Cuomo threatened to break the guy's legs. And he had the stuggots to complain about Italian stereotypes?

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

352 Let's sing the Fredo Bandito song keeds!

Jus' follow the bouncing bag of Fredo's Corn Chips, and you too can be a Fredo Bandito!


Ai-yi-yi-yi, I am the Fredo Bandito!

I like Fredo Corn Chips, I love them I do,

If you call me Fredo, I'll cut your fucking head off and feed it to your cat.

Posted by: Fredo Bandito at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (kOFPS)

353

Burger King employees are out of a job after playing a rude joke on an officer.

Timo Rosenthal, a police officer in New Mexico, posted a picture of a Burger King wrapper that he claims to have received from a restaurant in Clovis.

A cartoon pig was drawn on the wrapper with the caption, "When you order food in uniform."

The statement from Burger King continued on to say, "The restaurant is offering free meals to uniformed officers and will provide a catered lunch to the police department as a gesture of goodwill."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK)

354 Does Cuomo have a firearm permit?

Folks with this willingness to assault others probably shouldn't be legally armed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 10:45 AM (cqNba)

355 I'll check back later for how Deplorable the comments are.

11ty! out of 3 I bet.

Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2019 10:45 AM (FhXTo)

356 From the Morning Report

Friend of Dayton Shooter Charged with Illegally Purchasing Some of the Equipment Used in Massacre


This is incorrect. He was charged with lying on ATF form 4473 on his own behalf and being a prohibited possessor as an illegal drug user. The buying of equipment for his friend information is just to spice up the story. The buying of non-firearm equipment for his friend is not illegal, whatever the general interest in that fact.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 10:45 AM (t6MX/)

357 >>I wanna be a fly at DOJ.

>>Let me tell you, you take on the intelligence community they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you

Chuck Schumer

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)

358 351 Cuomo threatened to break the guy's legs. And he had the stuggots to complain about Italian stereotypes?
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

He was acting like a juiced up meat head at the jersey shore. And his accent got real Italian (well, NY Italian) when he started getting worked up.

Like, yeah dude, that's how you play down stereotypes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:46 AM (GBteo)

359 It'd be like me getting drunk as shit, stumbling around, trying to start a brawl in a bar, then complaining about stereotypes about Irish people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:46 AM (GBteo)

360 This could sound really tinfoil, but I recall some Eurocrat Bankster arriving in NY and promptly attacking some really unattractive maid ('she was asking for it') and finally being shuffled back to France (by Vance) to become involved in some Brussels-based trafficking group investigations.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 10:47 AM (MIKMs)

361 Lice have little tiny powdered wigs too?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


*********


Lice Wigs For Sale

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:47 AM (mvenn)

362
Trump To Tour Shell Cracker Plant, Protesters Anticipated

Cracker? White Supremacy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 10:47 AM (aKsyK)

363 "Acosta also said he was told that Epstein belonged to the intelligence community."Posted by: JackStraw


what is your assessment/guess on what that might mean? My guess is CIA, but perhaps a nefarious arm of it, like Brennan/Comey/Clapper types, cooperating with others (Soros, ?)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 10:47 AM (Cus5s)

364 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death

I'm sorry, FBI, but I didn't realize you had written your conclusions last week.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 10:48 AM (lK7fO)

365 From the Morning Report

Friend of Dayton Shooter Charged with Illegally Purchasing Some of the Equipment Used in Massacre


This is incorrect. He was charged with lying on ATF form 4473 on his own behalf and being a prohibited possessor as an illegal drug user. The buying of equipment for his friend information is just to spice up the story. The buying of non-firearm equipment for his friend is not illegal, whatever the general interest in that fact.
Posted by: flounder


Yeah. I called it that way in the EMT.
I read the indictment in order to find out what he was being charged for. Because you can pick up the phone, call PSA for an upper, and never fill anything out.

I did.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:48 AM (oBghv)

366 what is your assessment/guess on what that might mean? My guess is CIA, but perhaps a nefarious arm of it, like Brennan/Comey/Clapper types, cooperating with others (Soros, ?)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 10:47 AM (Cus5s)

If he's part of intelligence, the only real logical explanation is that he was a CIA asset trying to dig up dirt on foreigners. Which means the CIA likely knew and looked the other way and/or was actively a part of his pedo ring.

Which is ... well, the implications don't make the CIA look good.

FBI? Eh... maybe. But I would think that would be more focused on financial shenanigans. The FBI should be / is in the business of investigating crimes, not playing spy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:49 AM (GBteo)

367 366 FBI? Eh... maybe. But I would think that would be more focused on financial shenanigans. The FBI should be / is in the business of investigating crimes, not playing spy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:49 AM (GBteo)

===========

"Really?"
-James Comey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:49 AM (iikV8)

368 It'd be like me getting drunk as shit, stumbling around, trying to start a brawl in a bar, then complaining about stereotypes about Irish people.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Would never happen. We're not pussies.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (oBghv)

369 Top: art. Middling fair portrait.
Bottom: Not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (CPk08)

370 It'd be like me getting drunk as shit, stumbling around, trying to start a brawl in a bar, then complaining about stereotypes about Irish people.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Let me guess... you're Russian?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (/Ioag)

371 On a reputable news network Chirs Qhomo would be fired. But cnn so..

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (pw+jk)

372 Let me guess... you're Russian?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (/Ioag)

Heh!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (GBteo)

373 That guy in the lower picture was absent from school nine times in just one semester.
Nine times.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (YWfDm)

374 FBI Fucking Bumbling Idiots

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 10:50 AM (n/paf)

375 277
Let's see the look on your face after you've sat for hours at a time just to have your portrait painted. I'm surprised more painters weren't attacked by their subjects.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 13, 2019 10:30 AM (m79Dg)


One can see how even early photography was an improvement.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 10:51 AM (xjiRE)

376

Nike has introduced a subscription service just for kids.

The service allows kids to choose from a variety of Nike and Converse shoes as their feet - and sense of style - grow and change.

There are three tiers of the service - ranging from $20 to $50 per month - where kids will get four pairs per year to 12 pairs per year. Kids can choose from more than 100 styles, and they'll be delivered straight to your door.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)

377 >>Let me tell you, you take on the intelligence community they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you

Chuck Schumer
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)

If a GOP senator had said something like that in reference to Obama when he was president, the Democrats would have investigated that senator to find out what he meant by that threat.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

378 Trump To Tour Shell Cracker Plant, Protesters Anticipated

Cracker? White Supremacy!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Cracker plant? OB/Gyn wing at the local hospital?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 10:51 AM (oBghv)

379 My respect for government has dwindled down to... individuals, passing few... the institutions have earned contempt. I don't know if I will ever get over this.

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:53 AM (90T4r)

380 There are three tiers of the service - ranging from $20 to $50 per month - where kids will get four pairs per year to 12 pairs per year. Kids can choose from more than 100 styles, and they'll be delivered straight to your door...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)

Where they will become top targets of thefts in the 'hood.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:53 AM (NFEMn)

381 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death

===
Which "news" lying outlet said this?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 10:54 AM (pw+jk)

382 >>If he's part of intelligence, the only real logical explanation is that he was a CIA asset trying to dig up dirt on foreigners. Which means the CIA likely knew and looked the other way and/or was actively a part of his pedo ring.

You know who perfected the art of getting dirt on people including foreigners? J Edgar Hoover. He was one sick twist and the legendary head of the FBI.

It just so happens he was also a world class pervert of his own and he had some very interesting ties to both slightly less than honorable businessmen and the mob.

I really have no idea who he might be connected to but I sure wouldn't count the FBI out. It's pretty obvious that the old way of looking at government and where the allegiances and responsibilities lay is not operable any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 10:54 AM (ZLI7S)

383 the trafficking of kids or others doesn't seem enough on its own, but it is rampant across Eastern Europe ... maybe everywhere, idk. Maybe we get a lot of cooperation with other governments by winking at their trafficking ... certainly seems the case with the drugs out of Afghanistan, Mexico, S America ... even China, still killing us with fentanyl.


Deals with drug lords kinda put the Clintons on the map. ..with the help of our own government of course. At some point maybe our government lost control to more powerful interests, or to globalists, or ... whatever. It's a swamp.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 10:55 AM (Cus5s)

384 Powdered wigs were due to clap. Amazing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 10:55 AM (utT6Q)

385 My wife just pointed out that if you presume Mrs. Smith is dressed just in blue, it looks like she is sitting on the lap of another person, dressed in brown/maroon, whose arms are crossed in front of Mrs. Smith. Like the old gag skits where one person hidden behind another with their arms sticking out tries to eat cereal or brush teeth or whatever.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 10:55 AM (mvenn)

386 Isaac Smith and Mrs Isaac Smith

Like she doesn't have her own name? Even a little?

I'm so triggered I just can't even.

Posted by: OCBill at August 13, 2019 10:55 AM (df+Zi)

387 Hannity is definitely the Right's Fredo. Maybe that's why he defended Cuomo.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 10:56 AM (VnkJq)

388 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death

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Which "news" lying outlet said this?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 10:54 AM (pw+jk)

Sounds like a Drudge headline

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:56 AM (NFEMn)

389 And yesterday, she conquered grapes.
<>snerk

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 10:56 AM (vNyGK)

390 Maybe you should hope to be Tom Hagan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A wise career choice. One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a hundred men with guns.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 10:57 AM (N4xQB)

391 Clapping wigs would be pretty distracting, wouldn't they??

Posted by: kraken at August 13, 2019 10:57 AM (90T4r)

392 357 >>I wanna be a fly at DOJ.
..

Meh.

Not much going on. Kinda boring.

Posted by: Barr at August 13, 2019 10:58 AM (MAstk)

393 390 Maybe you should hope to be Tom Hagan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A wise career choice. One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a hundred men with guns.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 10:57 AM (N4xQB)

========

I'll be Q. In this day and age, I'll be able to do more damage in my pajamas before my morning tea than an agent can do in the field over a whole year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 10:58 AM (iikV8)

394 "FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" ...


aka "their sources and methods". Blackmail, coercive investigations, selective malicious prosecution ... up to murder. yes, they should be livid ... DeepState is a swamp, we funded their coup.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2019 10:58 AM (Cus5s)

395 Happy Birthday Grandpa Circa(1919) !

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 10:58 AM (vNyGK)

396 352 Let's sing the Fredo Bandito song keeds!

Jus' follow the bouncing bag of Fredo's Corn Chips, and you too can be a Fredo Bandito!

Ai-yi-yi-yi, I am the Fredo Bandito!

I like Fredo Corn Chips, I love them I do,

If you call me Fredo, I'll cut your fucking head off and feed it to your cat.
Posted by: Fredo Bandito at August 13, 2019 10:44 AM (kOFPS)

LOL!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 10:58 AM (aLBwb)

397 lol

Fredo allowed Fatass Navarro on his show to call Trump Jr. Fredo and Fredo did not fucking ruin her shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 11:00 AM (t6MX/)

398 Did anybody read the Lockhart article: Jeffrey Epstein Almost Certainly Committed Suicide?

His big point: he was statistically likely to. Of course, that is shared by every pederast that survives prison. It doesn't make it "almost certain", it simply makes it "highly likely".

He actually suggests that the anomalies in the Epstein case--specific to the Epstein case can be brushed aside for a general category of people likely to commit suicide in prison.

Of course, I'm beginning to see less and less stigma in being called a "conspiracy theorist". I don't believe I am. But of course, I also don't believe that I'm any kind of genetic supremacist--of any sort.

Why would I waste so much effort petitioning for a favorable perception--the other side is just committed to think bad of me, regardless.

Fuck it, I'm a "conspiracy theorist". Fuck you.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 11:01 AM (DuZls)

399 nood

Posted by: HA at August 13, 2019 11:01 AM (MAstk)

400 381 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death
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Which "news" lying outlet said this?"

Those same FBI agents are furious with Trump for saying that there is such a thing as a "deep state", and that this is a Scurrilous Lie that No Rational Person should Countenance. And they also suggested if you, as a citizen, were to express any lack of Confidence or Trust in the FBI, then you should be immediately investigated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)

401 redo allowed Fatass Navarro on his show to call Trump Jr. Fredo and Fredo did not fucking ruin her shit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 11:00 AM (t6MX/)
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It's only "racist" toward Italian (white Europeans who can't be racisted--unless by a whiter stock).

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 11:02 AM (DuZls)

402 Where they will become top targets of thefts in the 'hood.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 10:53 AM


****

It is the Pass-Thru Plan.
Make the money off the little whitebreak gang-banger wannabe kids in the burbs, and then the shoes gets robbed/transferred to the kids in da hood.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 11:02 AM (axyOa)

403
The FBI should be / is in the business of investigating crimes, not playing spy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 10:49 AM (GBteo)







Well, they ARE specifically charged with responsibility for domestic counter-espionage. Which causes lots of bureaucratic hipster slap-fights with the CIA, DIA and NSA as they quarrel over turf (All three agencies usually put more effort into these internal turf wars than they do in actually doing their fucking job of gathering intelligence. Which is why they generally suck.).

Whether the FBI SHOULD be in the counterintelligence business is another question.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 11:02 AM (veoSD)

404 Nike can take their subscription service and indeed all their products and shove them sideways.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 13, 2019 11:03 AM (YJK93)

405 Morning Horde.



I have a cousin about to head to boot camp, and I want to buy him a
couple things as a going away present. Does anyone know a good place to
buy made in the USA knives/pocket knives? I'd like to find a 'Don't
Tread on Me' one, though an American flag would work as well.



I've tried Amazon, but of the few good looking ones I've seen, they're made in China.
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What branch of service? What MOS?

Wait until after he graduates. A multi-tool makes a good gift and comes in handy. Gerber or Leatherman.

Posted by: Jolo at August 13, 2019 11:03 AM (WrMOC)

406 All three agencies usually put more effort into these internal turf wars than they do in actually doing their fucking job of gathering intelligence. Which is why they generally suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 11:02 AM (veoSD)
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Really? Then why did one of their top men blow the lid off the 88 symbolism?!!

It's Hitler--everywhere, Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 11:04 AM (DuZls)

407 What one might call a "handsome" woman.
Posted by: Fox2!


"sturdy"

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2019 11:07 AM (rFmwm)

408 FBI Agents Livid That Trump Is Amplifying "Bulls- Theories" About Jeffrey Epstein's Death


Go fuck yourselves

Posted by: 17 dead at Parkland because the FBI couldn't be bothered at August 13, 2019 11:09 AM (rFmwm)

409 What the heck was Chris Cuomo thinking?

Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 11:13 AM (aLBwb)

410 Yang 2%

I can see the bumper sticker now...

YANG / INSLEE 2020

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2019 11:13 AM (ySYar)

411 The primary color scheme in the woman's portrait is striking, as is the rendering of the fabrics.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 11:18 AM (DJFLF)

412 magisterial:

65 http://bit.ly/2KNarV9
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Don Jr. to Chris Cuomo: 'Fredo' Just Means 'You're the Dumb Brother'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:55 AM (BqBId)

Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 11:21 AM (aLBwb)

413 Isaac is competing in the bike veledrome again his wife is the local bike.Fast and Furious redux.

Posted by: saf at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (5IHGB)

414 Copley! I've missed him.

Posted by: sinalco at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (yODqO)

415 ^^^ "Take the sucker off and boil it"

That's no way to treat M'lady.

Posted by: saf at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (5IHGB)

416 'Fredo' is the REAL 'F-Word' . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (imDUY)

417 White supremacists, obviously.

Posted by: Figaro at August 14, 2019 09:20 AM (27b43)

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