Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde. Certainly not enough hours in this past week. Let's take a gander at some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention this past week here at the AoSHQ.

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Let's jump right in:

  • Unemployed Morons might want to apply for this job.

  • Unemployed 'Ettes might want to apply for this job.

  • Radio active Valu-Rite?

  • Some people never leave High School.

  • Until death do us part.

  • Once upon a time, Florida Man was Florida Boy.

  • Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, no not really.

  • Remind me never go near @#$%&!#Oman.

  • It doesn't matter what you drive. Drinking and driving doesn't work.

  • "“We’re probably not going to solve this one,”

  • How safecrackers got into an ATM.

  • The Federal Government, fouling things up since at least 1930.

    Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Pajamas are optional. Be nice to one another and no running with sharp objects.

    Have a great weekend!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:36 AM




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    1 Morning Horde!

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:40 AM (Y4EXg)

    2 Tonypete!
    Are you officially retired?

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (vd8XM)

    3 So much for the income gap.

    'Ettes paid 5 x as much as 'rons.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (PvwG+)

    4 The stolen gun during a sex party?

    At least one of the party goers didn't go off half cocked.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (Y4EXg)

    5 Someone save me from this chaos!

    Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (/H2/E)

    6 Fresh and roomy.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (cfSRQ)

    7 Nice

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

    8 Someone save me from this chaos!

    Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:44 AM (/H2/E)



    Are you at a bridal shower?

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (lwiT4)

    9 Bruce, why yes, yes I am!

    Happier than hell! Honestly, it's like a huge weight lifted off of me. If anyone has the choice, get out as soon as you can. I stayed too long and became bitter.

    But now, my wife tells me I have the joy and happiness of a 13 yr old. (The maturity of one too!)

    Thanks!

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (Y4EXg)

    10 4
    The stolen gun during a sex party?



    At least one of the party goers didn't go off half cocked.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (Y4EXg)

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    Could have been a dud round.

    Or nothing in the chamber.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 08:46 AM (cfSRQ)

    11 Abortions so far this year:~568,000
    People killed in Auto Deaths: 37,000
    People killed by knives: 1,604
    Hands, fists, feet and blunt objects: 1,118
    Other "weapons not stated":903
    All type of rifles: 374

    Number of households in U.S. who own firearms: ~48%

    Molon Labe.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 08:46 AM (8ts9m)

    12

    Are you at a bridal shower?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:45 AM (lwiT4)


    Dear Lord! Nothing that chaotic!

    Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 10, 2019 08:46 AM (/H2/E)

    13 I think the jail break guy was found dead a few days later hanged in his cell. For reals.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 08:47 AM (Z+IKu)

    14 Chores and life await, I must away!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 08:47 AM (BiNEL)

    15
    'We're probably not going to solve this one', Volusia County Sheriff's Sgt. Todd Smith said during a public meeting Thursday.


    Look for a cock holster, Officer.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:47 AM (dPMBY)

    16 "Florida boy." That wasn't me, I swear.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:49 AM (HaL55)

    17 Good morning everyone!

    Posted by: AnnaS at August 10, 2019 08:50 AM (i0+aj)

    18 Abortions so far this year:~568,000
    People killed in Auto Deaths: 37,000
    People killed by knives: 1,604
    Hands, fists, feet and blunt objects: 1,118
    Other "weapons not stated":903
    All type of rifles: 374

    Number of households in U.S. who own firearms: ~48%

    Molon Labe.

    Marcus T
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    Finally signed up for a membership at a range yesterday. And ordered bulk ammo.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:50 AM (Y4EXg)

    19 175 My daughter just sent me an overhead view picture from her plane, flying into Qatar. Qatar is safe, right? Right?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

    Just stay away from the Sheikhs. I've heard that their shakes aren't very good either.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 08:50 AM (V2Yro)

    20 Abortions so far this year:~568,000

    Remember when sex ed was supposed to make abortion unnecessary? Another public school success story!

    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)

    21 But now, my wife tells me I have the joy and happiness of a 13 yr old. (The maturity of one too!)

    Thanks!
    Posted by: Tonypete

    Great!

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:52 AM (vd8XM)

    22 Good morning!

    A little good news after a crappy week. People flock to support one of the businesses that that commie c**ksucker Castro doxxed with his political hit list.

    https://tinyurl.com/y56r6rzx

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 08:52 AM (uGKH7)

    23 "Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:50 AM (Y4EXg)"

    Yes!

    *Raises coffee cup.*

    Are you in a free state or despot state like me.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 08:52 AM (8ts9m)

    24 I can't help but wonder if the drunk driver dozed off while giving his friend a lift.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 08:52 AM (PvwG+)

    25
    Remember when sex ed was supposed to make abortion unnecessary? Another public school success story!
    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)


    Tell us about it.

    -- Hundreds of thousands of condom-covered bananas decaying in landfills across the country

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 08:53 AM (dPMBY)

    26 Hundreds of thousands of condom-covered bananas decaying in landfills across the country

    In 3000 years, archeologists are gonna say

    WTF?

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 08:54 AM (vd8XM)

    27 Safe cracker story is 404.

    Posted by: Imitation Commentater at August 10, 2019 08:54 AM (vqIkG)

    28 Know that moment when you realize the HQ tab you had open and are commenting on is NOT the current tab?

    Yeah...that.

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (cF8AT)

    29 Qatar are Iran's lackeys. Or Turkey's. It's hard to keep up with duplicitous Arabs.


    Oman is bad but it isn't TrumpAmerica bad!! Right??

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (3kJK+)

    30 "Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4) "

    Just tell her to keep her SA at all times. Don't break the law. She'll be fine.

    Qatar is a supporter of ISIS. So there's that.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (8ts9m)

    31 Know that moment when you realize the HQ tab you had open and are commenting on is NOT the current tab?


    Sounds as though you need Moar Covfefe, stat.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

    32 poisoning the coffee - benadryl? Really? that's the stupidest poison plot I've ever heard.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

    33 Tami - been there with the tab thing. Even the day after. I was scared I might be banned.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

    34 I don't know if I have posted this on the coffee thread or not, but I have bought some Amazon generic coffee and will start using it as soon a I go through the rest of what I have open now. I will post later if it is good.

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 08:57 AM (mpXpK)

    35 Sounds as though you need Moar Covfefe, stat.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

    I'm halfway through jug 2!

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:58 AM (cF8AT)

    36 Just tell her to keep her SA at all times. Don't break the law. She'll be fine.



    Qatar is a supporter of ISIS. So there's that.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (8ts9m)


    She will be there about 12 hours, in a gang of Christians. Christians without head covering. Oh well. I told her to stay in the gift shop.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

    37 I just polished off a cup of Peet's Major Dickason's Blend with a shot of Hershey's Dark Chocolate syrup. Yummy.

    Time for more.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:58 AM (HaL55)

    38 Oman is bad but it isn't TrumpAmerica bad!! Right??
    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (3kJK+)



    Yeah, the Omanists are a handful alright.


    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (mIQCW)

    39 Are you in a free state or despot state like me.
    Posted by: Marcus T

    ----

    We haven't quite become the People's Republic of Ohio yet, but Katshit and now DeWine seem to be working on it.

    I may relocate at some point to a redder state though. I'm tired of the pols I help elect turn on us.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (Y4EXg)

    40 Castro just said that so people will remember that his brother is running for President. It's hard to pick out Julian among all the other repugnant Dem lunatics.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (3kJK+)

    41 33 Tami - been there with the tab thing. Even the day after. I was scared I might be banned.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

    What is the time limit on old posts before you get banned? I've always wondered that.

    BTW...you were one of the people I was talking to...but you weren't there....

    188 175 My daughter just sent me an overhead view picture from her plane, flying into Qatar. Qatar is safe, right? Right?

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

    She's fine. Just a layover right?

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:53 AM (cF8AT)

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (cF8AT)

    42 The ATM Wired.com story link has some extra characters at the end.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (aLBwb)

    43 These threads are coming at us faster than balls on porn....I cants keep UP with the flo Jo...back em up an stack em up for the lean years.....

    Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 09:00 AM (5IHGB)

    44 38 Oman is bad but it isn't TrumpAmerica bad!! Right??
    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM (3kJK+)

    Yeah, the Omanists are a handful alright.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (mIQCW)

    ITYM "Onanists".

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

    45 Company seeks 'bacon intern' to make $1,000 eating bacon for one day

    Let's see bacon, egg, and grits for breakfast, BLT for lunch, hamburger with bacon for supper. Yeah I could live with that.

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:00 AM (mpXpK)

    46 I'm halfway through jug 2!

    I mainline mine. First IV bag is nearly empty.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:00 AM (HaL55)

    47 https://www.wired.com/story/atm-lock-hack-electric-leaks/

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 09:01 AM (aLBwb)

    48 Company offering $5,000 spending money for 'Shopping Specialist'

    Yeah my wife could stand that.

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:01 AM (mpXpK)

    49 She's fine. Just a layover right?



    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:53 AM (cF8AT)





    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (cF8AT)



    Yes. Next stop Johannesburg and then a 7 hour bus ride to Swaziland.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

    50 The stolen gun during a sex party?

    At least one of the party goers didn't go off half cocked.
    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:42 AM (Y4EXg)



    Happiness is a warm gun.

    Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at August 10, 2019 09:01 AM (mIQCW)

    51 I just polished off a cup of Peet's Major Dickason's Blend with a shot of Hershey's Dark Chocolate syrup. Yummy.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:58 AM (HaL55)

    ===

    I was admonished for daring to purchase an other-than Major Dickason's.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2019 09:02 AM (EZebt)

    52 One dead after falling out of Bobcat skid steer bucket

    I have seen press reports of a man being popped in TX for riding a horse drunk.

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:02 AM (mpXpK)

    53
    House temperature is improved over yesterday. Put a small window unit in the bedroom and slept much better. Maybe we can keep things under 80 degrees inside, which would be good considering it's forecast to be over 100 today.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:03 AM (Wx/+I)

    54 Let's see bacon, egg, and grits for breakfast, BLT for lunch, hamburger with bacon for supper. Yeah I could live with that.

    So could I. I'd prolly start off with a bloody mary with a bacon slice in it.
    For the survey. Strictly scientific, you know.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:03 AM (HaL55)

    55 Does anyone have any insight to this ridiculousness where the FBI says that the biggest "domestic threat" is "white supremacist" groups? You'd think that if there were some huge jump in klan-like violence, the media would definitely cover it.

    Posted by: dagny at August 10, 2019 09:04 AM (nRWPy)

    56 Jeffrey Epstein dead?

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:04 AM (PvwG+)

    57 "She will be there about 12 hours, in a gang of Christians. Christians without head covering. Oh well. I told her to stay in the gift shop.
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)"

    She'll be fine. They are pretty tolerant and that's a short stay. It's a layover spot for a lot of international flights. It's also somewhat on a neutral zone.

    We also operate USCC and USAF out of a base not too far from the airport. So no worries.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:04 AM (8ts9m)

    58 >>32 poisoning the coffee - benadryl? Really? that's the stupidest poison plot I've ever heard.

    And a judge let him out, 5 years probation, 60 days in jail but only on the weekends so his life won't be inconvenienced.

    He tried to kill his wife!

    Posted by: bananaDream at August 10, 2019 09:05 AM (l6b3d)

    59 ITYM "Onanists".
    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:00 AM (V2Yro)



    I think you missed the joke.

    It's a play on words, as it were.

    A pun if you will.

    A gag, a jest, a jocularity, one might say.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 09:05 AM (mIQCW)

    60 Epstein es mort.

    Posted by: Oedipus at August 10, 2019 09:05 AM (XTQlm)

    61 Jeffrey Epstein dead?
    Posted by: Bitter ClingeI

    I'm seeing that too.

    The hit was successful this time.

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (uGKH7)

    62 Suidicded

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (rnXGe)

    63 We also operate USCC and USAF out of a base not too far from the airport. So no worries.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:04 AM (8ts9m)



    Thank you Marcus T. They are all wearing matching Tshirts that say "Love One Another". I wasn't sure if a message of love and kindness might be 'triggering'.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

    64 The Federal Government, fouling things up since at least 1930.

    Linkey no worky but I can see it since the 30s were ruled by FDR, the biggest communist to ever occupy the WH.

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (mpXpK)

    65 Does anyone have any insight to this ridiculousness where the FBI says that the biggest "domestic threat" is "white supremacist" groups? You'd think that if there were some huge jump in klan-like violence, the media would definitely cover it.

    Posted by: dagny at August 10, 2019 09:04 AM (nRWPy)


    Your questioning of official government statements made by TOP.MEN has been noted comrade citizen!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (BiNEL)

    66 60: what?

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (KP5rU)

    67 Who had Aug 10 in the pool?

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (rnXGe)

    68 60 Epstein es mort.
    Posted by: Oedipus at August 10, 2019 09:05 AM (XTQlm)

    !!!

    No, there's no such thing as "Arkancide" you crazy right-wing conspiracy nuts /s

    Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 09:07 AM (7HtZB)

    69 'Mornin.

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:07 AM (MVjcR)

    70 I was admonished for daring to purchase an other-than Major Dickason's.

    I prefer MDB out of all the Peet's offerings, altho the Alma de la Tierra is a close second.
    Had to laugh at the local Wally World market for selling Death Wish brand. I almost got some, but thought better of it because blood pressure and 10th anniversary of CABG-2 the other day. That stuff would probably make my chest scar itchier than it normally is.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:07 AM (HaL55)

    71 Epstein es mort.
    Posted by: Oedipus at August 10, 2019 09:05 AM (XTQlm)

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.....

    Another Hillary Body Count addition?

    Where did I put that spreadsheet......

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:07 AM (Z+IKu)

    72 Crap, Epstein's been arkansided.

    Posted by: bananaDream at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (l6b3d)

    73 Jeffrey Epstein dead?
    Posted by: Bitter ClingeI

    I'm seeing that too.

    The hit was successful this time.
    Posted by: Biergood

    ----

    Gee, who would want the POS dead? My money is not on the suspects that first come to mind. It wasn't the pedo sh*t that was the big deal to his friends, it was the money. As always, follow the money.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (Y4EXg)

    74 Another Arkancide?

    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (y7DUB)

    75 61 Jeffrey Epstein dead?
    Posted by: Bitter ClingeI

    I'm seeing that too.

    The hit was successful this time.

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:06 AM (uGKH7)


    But think of the money we'll save by not having to go to trial and have all those messy investigations going on for months!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (BiNEL)

    76 Dead for real??

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

    77 Crap, Epstein's been arkansided.
    Posted by: bananaDream at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (l6b3d)

    The Clinton TX

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (TNQHE)

    78 "Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 08:59 AM (Y4EXg)"

    Ah yes. But you're in an NFA state. So you can at least have all the stuff out Constitution meant you to have. Unlike NY, where despotism rules

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (8ts9m)

    79 Number of households in U.S. who own firearms: ~48%

    --

    Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if 225M white people with 350M+ guns were a problem we'd probably already know about it.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (A8W5E)

    80 Dead for real??
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

    Why do you ask?

    Posted by: Franco at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (TNQHE)

    81 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)

    82 Epstein dead?? Holy shit.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (dUJdY)

    83 A lot of powerful people on the Left and in the UK wanted Epstein dead

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (TNQHE)

    84 Epstein dead.

    Huh?

    Another convenient death for the Clintons.

    How in the world do these things happen?

    They must be the luckiest people in the world.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (mIQCW)

    85 Not seeing anything about Epstein in DDG.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (HaL55)

    86 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.


    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)



    He was on suicide watch. Not Arkancide watch.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

    87 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.

    Uh.. yeah.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (dUJdY)

    88 grammie, dead. arkancided.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (KP5rU)

    89 ABC is reporting that Epstein has killed himself.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (cqNba)

    90 Remember when sex ed was supposed to make abortion unnecessary? Another public school success story!

    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 08:51 AM (y7DUB)

    ---
    It was also going to end child abuse since only parents that *wanted* children would have them.

    So many lies...

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (cfSRQ)

    91 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.
    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)

    He was but remember the mafia stool pidgeon in the 50s who was under 24 guard and flew out a hotel window?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (TNQHE)

    92 61 Jeffrey Epstein dead?
    Posted by: Bitter Clinger


    No comment!

    Posted by: Zombie Whitey Bulger at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (BiNEL)

    93 BB.. Daily Mail has it up.. Just a small article since it just broke. I imagine a banner headline is in the works.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (dUJdY)

    94 grammie, dead. arkancided.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (KP5rU)



    Will no one stop these Clintons? Not even joking.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)

    95 Epstein dead, and Bill Clinton heaves a sigh of relief.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (k4dH2)

    96 NY Post has it also

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (TNQHE)

    97
    Epstein is dead? How convenient for lots of Democrats.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (Wx/+I)

    98 Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

    A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

    The incident comes two weeks after Epstein, 66, was placed on suicide watch after he was found nearly unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (TNQHE)

    99 91 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.
    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)

    He was but remember the mafia stool pidgeon in the 50s who was under 24 guard and flew out a hotel window?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (TNQHE)
    ---------

    What's the old joke: He committed suicide with three bullets to the back of the head.

    Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (OAlmw)

    100 How convenient for lots of Democrats.



    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (Wx/+I)



    I imagine a few Republicans too. Maybe even a Justice here and there.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

    101 Gosh, thank goodness there were no other people mentioned in any of Epstein's flight logs, emails, address book, etc.

    CASE CLOSED!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (A8W5E)

    102 Grabagun has a .300 Blackout for $340. Might be junk but I couldn't resist.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (rnXGe)

    103 Yes. Next stop Johannesburg and then a 7 hour bus ride to Swaziland.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

    The flights wouldn't bother me but...God bless her...no way would I do a 7 hour bus ride. They'd have to stop every 1/2 hour so I could puke on the side of the road.

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

    104 81 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.
    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)

    Seriously.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (aLBwb)

    105 98 Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

    A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

    The incident comes two weeks after Epstein, 66, was placed on suicide watch after he was found nearly unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (TNQHE)

    And the day after big names associated with him were being leaked to the press

    Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (7HtZB)

    106
    Epstein will be forgotten by the MSM by tomorrow.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (Wx/+I)

    107 Good thing there isn't a pattern here, or people might start asking questions!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (BiNEL)

    108 the death of epstein is way too convenient. suicide, my ass. don't believe a word of it.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (KP5rU)

    109 Very convenient for Trump who of course has direct control of Federal Prisons

    Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (SDtOO)

    110 Hmm, thanks Jewells. Can't say I'm surprised. We might even find out more about his little "operation" now that he's joined the choir invisible. He has a lot of company that are former Clinton hacks. He'll roast in hell when he's not riding BLZ Bubb's barbed cock for eternity.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (HaL55)

    111 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch?



    I imagine a certain foundation has enough petty cash to make a guard use the restroom. For hours at a time.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (lwiT4)

    112 Epstein dead confirmed

    https://tinyurl.com/y6br2v75

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (mpXpK)

    113 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.

    --

    The Clinton Foundation is worth what, two or three billion?

    I'd wager $10K to turn your head isn't even 15 seconds' interest.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (A8W5E)

    114 Stupid, corrupt prison authorities didn't insure Epstein's safety, even though it was known he was at high-risk for being killed.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (/bGxb)

    115
    https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/
    jeffrey-epstein-accused-sex-trafficker-dies-suicide-officials/
    story?id=64881684

    How conveeeenient!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (dPMBY)

    116 Drudge finally figured it out LOL

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:15 AM (TNQHE)

    117 101 Gosh, thank goodness there were no other people mentioned in any of Epstein's flight logs, emails, address book, etc.

    CASE CLOSED!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (A8W5E)


    And it's going to save a lot of space in the evidence locker so we burned all those records...

    yesterday!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:15 AM (BiNEL)

    118 Very convenient for Trump who of course has direct control of Federal Prisons

    ---

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Yep, the guy who brought the perv in to prosecute was playing 88 degree chess.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:15 AM (A8W5E)

    119 If Epstein truly is dead, there is no way on God's green earth that it was suicide.

    Arkancide.

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 09:15 AM (sGotD)

    120 Hey - did you guys hear that Epstein is dead?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (MVjcR)

    121 Also, "suicide?" Shirley, you jest.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (HaL55)

    122 "Thank you Marcus T. They are all wearing matching Tshirts that say "Love One Another". I wasn't sure if a message of love and kindness might be 'triggering'."

    Of course. You're welcome.

    They'll be fine with that message in Qatar. Chicago or LA? I'm not so sure. :-)

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (8ts9m)

    123 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch?

    .....

    He may have been being recorded with a digital camera feed, but I fear the hard-drive may have crashed.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (PvwG+)

    124 Glad to see Kurd is back!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (BiNEL)

    125 Will no one stop these Clintons? Not even joking.
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)


    Only mob bosses and third world shithole dictators can compete with the number of violent deaths of people associated with them. But the unfree press doesn't want to connect the dots.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (y7DUB)

    126 Very convenient for Trump who of course has direct control of Federal Prisons

    ---

    So Trump has him arrested in order to fake a suicide in prison?

    What color is the sky in your world?

    Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (7HtZB)

    127 Epstein - just a wild guess - maybe the Clinton Mafia got to him and did the deed but it wasn't the pedo stuff all by itself. Look at the guy(s) who had tens, possibly hundreds, of millions disappear or 'reappropriated' by Epstein. A billionaire retail magnate comes to mind. He risked financial, reputational and marital status if Epstein spilled his guts.

    When a blackmailer has you by the short and curlys. . .

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (Y4EXg)

    128 Stupid, corrupt prison authorities didn't insure Epstein's safety, even though it was known he was at high-risk for being killed.
    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (/bGxb)
    ~~~~~

    He was on suicide watch. So how exactly did this happen? What a load of crap.

    Arkancide.

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (sGotD)

    129
    His body has already been dumped into the ocean by helicopter.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (Wx/+I)

    130 He may have been being recorded with a digital camera feed, but I fear the hard-drive may have crashed.

    --

    It will be like the pizza place. A guard was cleaning his firearm and it went off, striking only the hard drive. Somehow not even the computer case, but only the hard drive.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (A8W5E)

    131 This one is hard to pin on the Clinton's. There are probably dozens of people with the means and motive to have him offed.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:18 AM (rnXGe)

    132 He may have been being recorded with a digital camera feed, but I fear the hard-drive may have crashed.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (PvwG+)


    The scheduled system software upgrade was scheduled overnight so as not to disrupt normal operations!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 09:18 AM (BiNEL)

    133 ABC is reporting that Epstein has killed himself.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2019 09:10 AM (cqNba)


    Let me guess, three bullets to the back of his head and then he strangled himself. No need to investigate case closed.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 09:18 AM (t0WdV)

    134 Tami - glad you're here.

    I made your recipe for St Louis buttercake yesterday. Hubby used to buy packs of them for the grandson, but we can't find them around here anymore. I had found a couple recipes, but they were pretty involved and tho I'm a great cook, I am not a great baker so I never tried.

    Your recipe was perfect! Easy, peasy. The boy said it was better than the store bought ones and he literally licked the plate. Thank you!

    Posted by: cfo mom at August 10, 2019 09:19 AM (RfzVr)

    135 Has CNN confirmed the Epstein report?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:19 AM (MVjcR)

    136

    Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (SDtOO)




    Thanks for bringing the stupid this early in the morning.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (t0WdV)

    137 Retard troll says retard things.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (3kJK+)

    138 119 If Epstein truly is dead, there is no way on God's green earth that it was suicide.

    Arkancide.
    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 09:15 AM (sGotD)
    ------------

    There were numerous "high Profile, High Net worth" person's involved with Epstein that it's a virtual Agatha Christie's "Who Done It" to determine the perp.

    Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (OAlmw)

    139
    The guard responsible for watching him went on vacation this morning, all expenses paid.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (Wx/+I)

    140 I wrote on this here blog weeks ago - that Epstein would never give anyone up.

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (XUMZv)

    141 Has CNN confirmed the Epstein report?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:19 AM (MVjcR)

    Yes, before it even happened.

    Posted by: Mark1971 at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (xPl2J)

    142

    He got snoo-snoo'd to death by Bubba...

    Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (qul7b)

    143
    I wonder if Epstein had a fail-safe plan, ie. video, photo, etc evidence safe in multiple places-

    just in case he "committed suicide".


    I mean, he had to know that this was going to be his end if he ever became inconvenient.


    Of course, I suppose, since he "committed suicide" now, perhaps all the fail-safe material has been found and neutralized.

    If so, expect only Republicans to show up as pedo scum instead of half the Democrat Party.

    Tin Foil Hat: This is part of the endgame for the 2020 election. The Dims will do everything and anything to win.

    Bonus! Several prisons have cameras in cells for prisoners on suicide watch. Where is that footage?
    What does it show?

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (mIQCW)

    144 Local senior citizens center stages a speed dating event. Receives more applicants than they have space for.

    https://tinyurl.com/y6amkh68


    I'm not sure 'speed' is the right adjective, but hey there but for the grace of God go I.



    Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (m45I2)

    145 98 Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

    A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

    The incident comes two weeks after Epstein, 66, was placed on suicide watch after he was found nearly unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:12 AM (TNQHE)

    WTeverlovin'F!?! How is that even possible when he's on suicide watch?! What BS! Uneffin'believable!

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

    146 Posted by: cfo mom at August 10, 2019 09:19 AM (RfzVr)
    ----------
    Did you make enough for all of us?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (MVjcR)

    147 Has CNN confirmed the Epstein report?

    Yes, with 5 bananas.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (HaL55)

    148 Hey - did you guys hear that Epstein is dead?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:16 AM (MVjcR)



    He's not dead. He's got a note from his mother to miss class today

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (t0WdV)

    149 Hector = Kurt

    Posted by: Fat Jack at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (aA3+G)

    150 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:14 AM (SDtOO)

    You're a malicious troll, Direct quote from TODAY"S "NY Post" Guiffre *(woman accusing Epstein of sex with her as a minor) says that President Trump, a onetime friend of Epstein [I think that's an exaggeration] never had sex with any of us."

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (+0VWg)

    151 maybe the Clinton Mafia got to him and did the deed but it wasn't the pedo stuff all by itself. . .
    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 09:17 AM (Y4EXg)
    ~~~~~

    I wouldn't discount the human/sex trafficking angle. Haiti comes to mind.

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (sGotD)

    152 Drudge siren up now re: Epstein

    Posted by: weew at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (gk7if)

    153 He's not dead. He's got a note from his mother to miss class today
    Posted by: TheQuietMan

    ----

    It was signed "Epstein's Mother".

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (Y4EXg)

    154 Maybe it was a Pentangeli style suicide.

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (XUMZv)

    155 Gee who could have predicted he would die in captivity?

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (pq7i8)

    156 THIS sort of thing is what has cast a pall of fear over Washington D.C. for decades. People know that if they rat out the Clintons or other shadow government higher-ups they may be killed.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (/bGxb)

    157 Don't feed the Trolls

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (TNQHE)

    158 Remember Epstein got his sweetheart deal in FL from Bush's GOP and that Fed prosecutor ? Trump gave him a Cabinet post
    It wasn't the Dens who protected Epstein and it wasn't the Dems who were running the prison where he died nor were any Dems present when Epstein and Trump together hosted a party where 24 models cane to be selected for a calendar shoot

    Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (SDtOO)

    159 140 I wrote on this here blog weeks ago - that Epstein would never give anyone up.
    Posted by: kallisto



    So you had him whacked so you could be right? Kind of an extreme way to win a brag.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (3kJK+)

    160 He may have been being recorded with a digital camera feed, but I fear the hard-drive may have crashed.

    You mean wiped? Like with a cloth?

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (uGKH7)

    161 Hillary: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

    Jeffrey: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Hillary. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

    Hillary: That was a good break. A nice deal.

    Jeffrey: Yeah... They went to their cell... and sat on the crapper... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (Z+IKu)

    162 It's not "Suicide watch."

    It's "Suicide, watch."

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (A8W5E)

    163 Good thing Hillary wrote her condolences about his suicide 3 weeks ago.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (V2Yro)

    164 WTeverlovin'F!?! How is that even possible when he's on suicide watch?! What BS! Uneffin'believable!

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

    Everyone has a price. Everyone.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (rnXGe)

    165 A banning is justified for the troll. it's shit is stinking up the blog

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (TNQHE)

    166 Weasel check your usb port. It'll be really messy.

    Posted by: cfo mom at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (RfzVr)

    167
    Life in the Fast Lane - a limerick

    Speed dating feels just like being at the races.
    While on-line you must slowly sift through the faces
    Finding a beau
    Is too fast...or too slow
    If you're looking for love at all the wrong paces.

    Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (m45I2)

    168 He may have been being recorded with a digital camera feed, but I fear the hard-drive may have crashed.
    ___________________

    It was wiped, like with a cloth!

    Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (k4dH2)

    169 Does it say how he died?

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

    170 Your recipe was perfect! Easy, peasy. The boy said it was better than the store bought ones and he literally licked the plate. Thank you!

    Posted by: cfo mom at August 10, 2019 09:19 AM (RfzVr)

    I'm glad cfo! It is super easy. Glad you liked it!

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (cF8AT)

    171 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (SDtOO)

    MALICIOUS TROLL. I think I'll report your post to the WH. Perhaps Trump will sue the hell out of you.
    And I'm done responding to your garbage.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (+0VWg)

    172 No doubt there will be a thorough, extensive, and objective investigation into this.

    Posted by: weew at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (gk7if)

    173 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (SDtOO)

    You're an imbecile. The documents released yesterday name names for the first time. Democrat names.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (rnXGe)

    174 Now I'm kicking myself for not putting Epstein on my dead pool. He was a sure a bet as anybody.

    Gotta hand it to the Clintons, they're the best at one thing.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

    175 Posted by: cfo mom at August 10, 2019 09:23 AM (RfzVr)
    -----
    Now I need to make coffee!

    Posted by: Weasel at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (MVjcR)

    176 No doubt there will be a thorough, extensive, and objective investigation into this.
    Posted by: weew

    I'm on it!!

    Maybe, well...kinda...HUH?

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (vd8XM)

    177 So the Giuffre testimony was given as part of a civil action, right?

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (XUMZv)

    178 Littlest Kidlet has her first instructor, and first real road drifting, drive time at noon today. Praying all goes well. She is a better natural driver than Middlest Kidlet, who suffers from the spacial aspects of dyslexia like her mother, so at least there's that.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (uquGJ)

    179 How was he not on 24/7 suicide watch? Please.


    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:09 AM (rnXGe)



    Hillary: If at first you don't succeed...

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (tQSvt)

    180 I'm on it!!

    Maybe, well...kinda...HUH?
    Posted by: Bruce

    ...Bobby Mewwler...

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (vd8XM)

    181 No doubt there will be a thorough, extensive, and objective investigation into this.

    Posted by: weew at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (gk7if)

    --

    Finished and typed up yesterday, thank you very much.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (A8W5E)

    182 #145 they didn't toe tag and bag him?

    Maybe they didn't have any experience with these sorts of things.

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (pq7i8)

    183 No doubt there will be a thorough, extensive, and objective investigation into this.
    Posted by: weew

    "Nothing to see here. Return to your homes. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!! RETURN TO YOUR HOMES!!!"

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:27 AM (uGKH7)

    184 Does it say how he died?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

    Choked on a small bird stuck down his throat

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:27 AM (TNQHE)

    185 Better headline is "Epstein escapes jail!"

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:27 AM (pq7i8)

    186
    The People: "Epstein's dead?! You gotta be kidding me. Something's rotten here and it needs to be looked into"

    MSM:"Break it up, break it up. Nothing to see here. All is well"

    Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (OAlmw)

    187 Does it say how he died?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

    Choked on a small bird stuck down his throat
    Posted by: Nevergiveup

    Moose bite

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (vd8XM)

    188 Maybe it's just an elaborate escape.

    Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (rnXGe)

    189 No doubt there will be a thorough, extensive, and objective investigation into this.
    Posted by: weew at August 10, 2019 09:25 AM (gk7if)


    That would be disrespectful to his loved ones...

    And by loved ones, I mean the people he didn't kidnap, generally.

    No, it's best we just let this one lie. What's it going to help, now that there's one less sexual reprobate in this world. Lone gunman, if you will.

    A fluke, a maverick, just one guy who totally does not represent the tip of the iceberg or anything.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (cY3LT)

    190 Top Men!

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (pq7i8)

    191
    The FBI says it wasn't terrorism.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (Wx/+I)

    192 The Antifa assholes doxxed the nurse that helped save some of the people in Dayton. Because picture with Trump.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (89T5c)

    193 88!

    Off by one day

    How about

    89!

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (pq7i8)

    194 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2019 09:26 AM (uquGJ)

    May the Lord bless her driving instruction.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (+0VWg)

    195 Epstein was on suicide watch, yet somehow manages to kill himself anyway?

    Massive, massive scandal on top of the other sensational aspects of this case.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (/bGxb)

    196 191
    The FBI says it wasn't terrorism.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



    Russians?

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (3kJK+)

    197 The FBI says it wasn't terrorism.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

    Epstein's house now open for tours

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (vd8XM)

    198 159. Yes, that IS how I roll. Kurt needs to watch his back.

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (XUMZv)

    199 Jeffrey Epstein dead?





    #Soon

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (oVJmc)

    200 So.....how long until Julian Assange commits suicide as well?

    I suspect as soon as they figure out what his failsafe info dump plan is, he'll be overcome with remorse as well.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (PvwG+)

    201 Jeffrey Epstein dead

    Does that mean no more 3 orgasms per day?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (TNQHE)

    202 The Antifa assholes doxxed the nurse that helped save some of the people in Dayton. Because picture with Trump.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2019 09:28 AM (89T5c)



    That's vile.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

    203 Epstein commits suicide while on suicide watch? That's quite a coincidence. But don't think too hard about it. That's for philosophers. DON'T be like those Greek homos.

    Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (5CbY5)

    204 #192 well then put a bomb under their house.

    We can see this stuff getting more wobbly.

    I am worried

    Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (pq7i8)

    205
    Anyone remember Rosie Ruiz?

    When I was a kid, she made big news when she finished the Boston Marathon in record time.

    Then she made national news, again. Turns out, get this, she rode the train instead of, you know, running.

    Rosie Ruiz is mort.

    Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (3R9oS)

    206 Confirmed by Fox now.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5rb3cxv

    Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

    207
    It's not "Suicide watch."



    It's "Suicide, watch."


    Thread Winner!

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (HaL55)

    208 188. That crossed my mind too!

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (XUMZv)

    209 Nothing will come from this and the media will do everything in their power to help cover and memory hole any indication of foul play to help the Democrats.

    It is incredible to me how corruptly VILE our institutions have become.

    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (uGKH7)

    210 NY Post:

    A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. and headed to New York Downtown Hospital. A call for a reported cardiac arrest came in at 6:38 a.m., Fire Department sources said.

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

    211 Does it say how he died?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:24 AM (lwiT4)


    Pills. I bet it was pills.

    Ignore the fact that he has bruises on his face and neck, or the broken finger nails and dislocated shoulder. Those things happen when you swallow a couple hundred percocets.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (cY3LT)

    212 He's just pining for the fjords

    Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM (7HtZB)

    213 PAEDOPHILE billionaire Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself in a New York prison cell today.

    some suicide watch ha? LOL

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM (TNQHE)

    214 Wow--nobody saw that one coming!

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM (Ndje9)

    215
    Epstein was represented by the firm of Perkins Coie.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM (Wx/+I)

    216

    Now Epstein cannot talk.
    Convenient.

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM (vEIlU)

    217 Guess I should read ahead.


    Oh, how nice for all our elected scum and their conspicuous, connected cronies.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

    218 Did ANYONE ever think for a second that deep state wasn`t going to dispose of Epstein...?

    Posted by: Tentotwo at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (yhf6w)

    219 The Antifa assholes doxxed the nurse that helped save some of the people in Dayton. Because picture with Trump.

    --

    Holy crap. This can't last, folks. Prepare.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (A8W5E)

    220 Sitting in my local Panera while I wait to get my haircut and run other errands. The BMW I wrote about that got flooded? Flo's Bros shot it like a horse with a broken leg in the Old West, and I am now piloting, get this, a ruby-red over cream Buick LaCrosse. Smooth, fast (300 HP), nimble, comfortable, and runs on regular fuel. Ha!

    I liked the BMW a lot. Precise steering and the most HP I'd ever had. But, well, RIP. And newer ones were all too $$$$.

    The Buick needs a good polish and wax, which I dread doing at this time of year, and the front windows need to be tinted lighter for legal reasons. But it's sharp.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (DHNlU)

    221

    Suicide watchers who looked away for those few minutes.

    Coffee break.

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (vEIlU)

    222 I don't know how it happened, but rumor is that 3 prison guards are flying to the Caribbean after they were told that a mysterious "uncle" just died and left them each $500,000 in small, unmarked bills.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (V2Yro)

    223 They can say suicide all they want, there's no damn way Epstein wasn't taken out to protect Demoncrat Politicians and Hollyweirdos.

    Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (vmRc0)

    224 The FBI says it wasn't terrorism.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

    Epstein's house now open for tours
    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:29 AM (vd8XM)


    No need to keep all those files and computer hard drives.

    The case is over.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (cY3LT)

    225 Epstein's death occurs the day after a large drop of court documents were publicly released revealing the names of several
    very rich, famous and influential people named as having
    willingly had sex with the underage girls Epstein offered them.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:34 AM (/bGxb)

    226 Arkancide strikes again!!

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:34 AM (ty7RM)

    227 Did Epstein have a visit from Bill or Hillary, or anybody connected with them, before he . . .?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2019 09:34 AM (DHNlU)

    228 Maybe it was a Pentangeli style suicide.

    Yeah I had the same thought. So who played the role of Hagen in that scenario? Who arranged for the suicide watchers to take a smoke break? Who will be pulling the strings to make sure the investigation doesn't become a problem?

    The list of possible suspects is fun to think about, if this were the plot of a 90s Harrison Ford political thriller.

    Posted by: weew at August 10, 2019 09:34 AM (gk7if)

    229 "suicide"

    wait...

    """""""suicide"""""""

    Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (LxTcq)

    230 Did Epstein have a visit from Bill or Hillary, or anybody connected with them, before he . . .?


    Oh, they would never sully their hands.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

    231

    I love the comment "suicide by murder"!

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (vEIlU)

    232 When I heard Prince Andrew was a regular, i knew the guy was toast.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ty7RM)

    233 Interment services will be at Fort Marcy Park. As usual.

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (Ndje9)

    234 Anyone remember Rosie Ruiz?

    When I was a kid, she made big news when she finished the Boston Marathon in record time.

    Then she made national news, again. Turns out, get this, she rode the train instead of, you know, running.

    Rosie Ruiz is mort.
    Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 09:30 AM (3R9oS)


    Rosie Ruiz and Jeff Epstein on the same day?

    What a coincidence, they both liked to go the short way.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:36 AM (cY3LT)

    235 Oh, they would never sully their hands.

    Three words: plausible deniability.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:36 AM (HaL55)

    236 Soembody ban this fucking fuckheaded fuckhead Kurt.

    Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife's Boyfriend at August 10, 2019 09:36 AM (+dsLj)

    237 Those girls that Epstein and trash brutalized will suddenly under go a rash of accidents

    Posted by: Tentotwo at August 10, 2019 09:36 AM (yhf6w)

    238
    I have to say this "suicide" was well planned....for the living pedos and their enablers-

    Epstein's "suicide" happened on a Friday night/early Sat morning

    by Monday it will be-

    Old news.


    The MSM will cooperate, naturellement.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (mIQCW)

    239 I think they're killing the Lacrosse in the United States but building it and selling it in China very soon.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (A8W5E)

    240 Three words: plausible deniability.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy

    And no intent

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

    241 Did Epstein have a visit from Bill or Hillary, or anybody connected with them, before he . . .?

    ---------------
    Oh, they would never sully their hands.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:35 AM (oVJmc)


    No, but Sandy Berger was seen going in and out several times.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (cY3LT)

    242 Now we know why they charged Epstein in NY

    Easier to kill him there.

    DMTNT

    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (+8+gB)

    243 Ding! Dong! The child rapist is dead! Woohoo!

    Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (kLDv+)

    244 106
    Epstein will be forgotten by the MSM by tomorrow.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:13 AM (Wx/+I)


    Who?

    Posted by: The MSM today at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (sdi6R)

    245 Epstein's soul will be seated next to the Vegas shooter, so deep in the memory hole that we won't even remember...wait, what were we talking about??

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (ty7RM)

    246 No, but Sandy Berger was seen going in and out several times.
    Posted by: BurtTC


    That would be pretty amazing in itself, as he died in 2015

    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (S6Pax)

    247 He's just pining for the fjords
    Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2019 09:32 AM


    Someone's just trying to spruce things up.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (DMUuz)

    248
    No responsible prosecutor would investigate this further.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (Wx/+I)

    249 There were numerous "high Profile, High Net worth" person's involved with Epstein that it's a virtual Agatha Christie's "Who Done It" to determine the perp.

    Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2019 09:20 AM (OAlmw)

    Twelve stab wounds? Must have been a parade through the cell.

    Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (e1mEI)

    250 When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

    Frank Pentangeli : Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

    Tom Hagen : That was a good break. A nice deal.

    Frank Pentangeli : Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (TNQHE)

    251 Grow!

    A reflection by Rabbi Eckstein, formerly of the "International Fellowship of Christians and Jews" on growth during challenges and painful difficulties, as Jews have a time of remembrance called Tisha B'av:

    https://tinyurl.com/yxgl8q2g

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (+0VWg)

    252 So the investigation into Epsteins death will be lead by....attorney's in the SDNY?

    SDNY: "Yeah, will get right on this and should have an answer around, oh I don't know, December 2020.

    Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (OAlmw)

    253 Jeffrey Epstein dead?

    -
    Hillary is cackling evily.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)

    254 They might already be building it in China now that I think about it. Buick is quite popular over there.

    (off to duckduckgo)

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (A8W5E)

    255 That would be pretty amazing in itself, as he died in 2015
    Posted by: Bozo Conservative

    What, you don't believe it?
    It's right here on this tape.

    Somewhere...Where the heck?....I tell ya, I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

    256 Epstein's cell equipped with a stool, a rope and a water pipe across the ceiling.

    And a guard addictted to candycrush

    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (+8+gB)

    257
    Rosie Ruiz went mort yesterday.

    Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (3R9oS)

    258 I think they're killing the Lacrosse in the United States but building it and selling it in China very soon.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:37 AM (A8W5E)

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (Z+IKu)

    259 Too damned bad that no more evidence will be forthcoming from him, but I don't know anyone who wasn't predicting this, online or IRL.

    Posted by: Monty James at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (Zqz9o)

    260 *Paging Tom Fitton, Mr. Tom Fitton, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.*

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (ty7RM)

    261 239 I think they're killing the Lacrosse in the United States but building it and selling it in China very soon.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019


    *
    *
    Yes, the third-gen LaCrosse (mine is gen 2) is supposed to go away in favor of SUVs and crossovers after this year or next. I love the design of the current gen, but it has that auto stop-start feature -- and it can't be turned off. Grrrr.

    Well, I tend to hang on to a car I like for 4-6 years. A lot can happen between now and then.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (DHNlU)

    262
    Frankie Five Angels, anyone?

    Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (3R9oS)

    263
    "We needed the cell space."

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (Wx/+I)

    264 It is incredible to me how corruptly VILE our institutions have become.
    Posted by: Biergood at August 10, 2019 09:31 AM (uGKH7)

    what's disgusting about this one is that our officials have now completely reached Soviet and Chinese levels of corruption and arrogance. In this case, they're not even trying to hide it anymore. They know no one will believe it's suicide, and they don't care, the people who ordered it are laughing about it, saying "sure we did it right in front of your face, wtf are you gonna do about it???"

    With Epstein, EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY knew that there were dozens of powerful people who wanted him dead! EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY knew that at a bare MINIMUM there needed to be a video feed with eyeballs on it 24 hours a day, to guarantee his safety. (a fulltime guard outside his cell would have been justified)

    I could have done a better job guarding him, YOU could have done a better job guarding him, the wino out of the rat infested gutter in Baltimore could have done a better job guarding him.

    But no, here they come, "oopsie! He's dead! wow we never saw that coming!"

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (V2Yro)

    265 No worries about Epstein being found. The straight shooters at the FBI will find all the evidence he left and expose it to the world for us.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (uEbPt)

    266 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 08:49 AM (HaL55)

    Hey my dude, you playing tonight?

    Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ywNoU)

    267 To the Pending Indicted:

    Don't believe for a second that you are so valuable to the Clintons that they will keep you alive. When you are in jail, you will be suicided yourself. Cut a deal, do it fast.

    Posted by: trev006 at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (5CbY5)

    268 amazing.is it just me, or do you feel like no one, no Clintons certainly, but no one in the deep state will ever pay for any of their crimes? I mean, what judge/jury is going to risk arkanside????

    Posted by: zigggyyeee at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (AsMdZ)

    269 Way to go Manhattan Correctional Officers

    *golf clap*

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (8ts9m)

    270 Yeah, it looks like they stopped US production in February of this year.

    Heck, Ford announced they aren't going to sell any cars except the Mustang IIRC.

    Yay jellybean sport utes!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (A8W5E)

    271 The Chinese love Buicks.

    A Chinese emperor bought one back in the day (1920's) and it became the car to have in China till this day.

    Kinda funny.....

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (Z+IKu)

    272 So we get to spend the morning waiting for Ace to comment on Epstein...

    Posted by: mediapostate at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (oz1zE)

    273 'Oh, Epstein. You won't see him no more.'

    Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (XUMZv)

    274 Carbon 14, Carbon 15, whatever it takes...

    Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (RuIsu)

    275 ...WHY WON'T SHE STOP READING THINGS TO ME???

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

    276 You wonder why "they" need to see Trump destroyed so badly? It isn't about racism, gun control and abortion. Never has been.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (uEbPt)

    277 Trump better have a good explanation for Epstein. If my dumb ass could see this possibility, TOP MEN should have.

    Posted by: nip at August 10, 2019 09:43 AM (RXwUQ)

    278 First Whitey Bulger, and now Epstein.

    We're getting it done for the Deep State!

    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons at August 10, 2019 09:43 AM (I2/tG)

    279 No, but Sandy Berger was seen going in and out several times.
    Posted by: BurtTC


    That would be pretty amazing in itself, as he died in 2015
    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:38 AM (S6Pax)


    That's what they want you to think.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:43 AM (cY3LT)

    280 Epstein's soul will be seated next to the Vegas shooter, so deep in the memory hole that we won't even remember...wait, what were we talking about??
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

    My theory is that the Las Vegas shooter, Stephen Paddock, was set up to be a "straw" seller. He had a hotel room full of guns. His "client" shows up and kills him, then whoever this guy is, proceeds to shoot up all these people, as a cover for the assasination of the Saudi Sheik that was also in the building. That got bungled, so now all you have is a bunch of dead people at the show, and Stephen Paddock conveniently dead.

    The Casinos own Las Vegas, and stuffed the story because they were worried (MGM) about getting sued for careless liability in letting Paddock into the hotel in the first place with all those guns.

    Too many inconvenient threads to unravel.

    "We may never know the true cause of this shooting"

    From the Las Vegas Sheriffs department (heh) and the "foremost" forensic agency in the world, the FBI. Yeah, right.

    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:43 AM (S6Pax)

    281 Maybe it wasn't "suicide watch". It was more like a peek because he was shy.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:43 AM (8ts9m)

    282 Hey my dude, you playing tonight?

    Yep. start @ 5. Coming out?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (HaL55)

    283 Prosecutors offered him a deal he couldn't refuse.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

    284 Way to go Manhattan Correctional Officers

    *golf clap*
    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:41 AM (8ts9m)

    He was being held in a Federal prison lock up

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (TNQHE)

    285 The last person I would want to be right now is Epstein's coroner.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (uEbPt)

    286 Epstein was found hanging from a newly built gallows in his cell with his feet and hands tightly bound...authorities remain tight lipped about the circumstances and dismiss any wrong doing as pure crazy talk and disinformation by white extremist domestic terrorist organizations...

    Posted by: Tentotwo at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (yhf6w)

    287 Government is just another word for the inconvenient people that we kill together.

    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (I2/tG)

    288 I love the design of the current gen, but it has that auto stop-start feature -- and it can't be turned off. Grrrr.


    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (DHNlU)



    The car I just bought has that too. I thought it odd, but apparently most SUVs have that now. At least that's what they told me. It really hasn't posed a problem.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

    289 Know that moment when you realize the HQ tab you had open and are commenting on is NOT the current tab?

    Yeah...that.
    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 08:55 AM


    Sometimes you just have to accept that you're living in a post-Willow post world.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (DMUuz)

    290 You wonder why "they" need to see Trump destroyed so badly? It isn't about racism, gun control and abortion. Never has been.
    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (uEbPt)


    Trump is a threat to the way things are.

    Simple as that.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (cY3LT)

    291 282 Hey my dude, you playing tonight?

    Yep. start @ 5. Coming out?
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (HaL55)

    That's my plan, man.

    Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (ywNoU)

    292 He was on suicide watch. They wanted to watch him commit suicide.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (uEbPt)

    293 The reporting on this is already getting weird: FOX saying he was found "nearly unconscious" on the floor of his jail cell, b/c apparent heart attack?!? DoA at hospital.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (ty7RM)

    294 Hillary is cackling evily.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2019 09:39 AM (+y/Ru)

    And Billy Jeff is paying off the prison guards .

    Posted by: antisocialist at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (mLNys)

    295 He was on suicide watch. They wanted to watch him commit suicide.
    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (uEbPt)

    Like the See Food diet. All the food you see, You eat

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:45 AM (TNQHE)

    296 "He was being held in a Federal prison lock up
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (TNQHE"

    Metro Correctional Centering Manhattan.

    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:46 AM (8ts9m)

    297 Fortunately, we've already concluded the investigation, Comey-style!

    We will find that no one was to blame - it was just one of those things.

    Posted by: The FBI! at August 10, 2019 09:46 AM (I2/tG)

    298 Do I get a refund for my Life Time Membership on "Love Island"?

    Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 09:47 AM (5IHGB)

    299 The car I just bought has that too. I thought it odd, but apparently most SUVs have that now. At least that's what they told me. It really hasn't posed a problem.
    Posted by: grammie winger

    I had it in a rental while in Florida. I didn't notice it at first, until I was stopped at a long light. The air con was producing less than cool air.
    Later that day I searched and found the button on the dash to turn it off. I had to do it everytime I started the car though

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:47 AM (vd8XM)

    300 Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

    It would be a terrible problem in Houston. A lot of lo g red lights here and the wear on the engine, along with the AC going off all the time, would be awful.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (uquGJ)

    301 And we managed to do it on a Friday night in mid-August, to keep the news out of the papers!

    Damn, we're good!

    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons! at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (I2/tG)

    302 We had him suicide watch, not homicide watch



    lmao x 10

    Posted by: DA GAWDS at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (+8+gB)

    303 Expect another heat wave, since Satan stoked the brimstone today for his new pedo arrival.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (ABjxW)

    304 Trump is a threat to the way things are.

    Simple as that.
    ^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    D.C. is friggin' corrupt, and the corporatist uniparty so entrenched, I'm surprised Trump made it this far. He's a threat to virtually every elite, and that isn't just the U.S.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (ty7RM)

    305 That's my plan, man.

    Excellent. You know where I'll be and when. Look forward to seeing you there.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (HaL55)

    306 They can do Trump-Russia and Trump-Pedophile for YEARS on every single channel but the folks on FNC can't even say the words "well THIS seems suspicious". They're dancing around it. That's the state of "free speech" in this country.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:48 AM (uEbPt)

    307 222 I don't know how it happened, but rumor is that 3 prison guards are flying to the Caribbean after they were told that a mysterious "uncle" just died and left them each $500,000 in small, unmarked bills.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:33 AM (V2Yro)

    That plane's going down.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (aLBwb)

    308 someone killed Epstein

    Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (BqBId)

    309 I'm curious how many guards got to watch the suicide.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (ABjxW)

    310 Epstein's soul will be seated next to the Vegas shooter, so deep in the memory hole that we won't even remember...wait, what were we talking about??

    .......

    His body will be disposed of at an undisclosed location in the ocean, so as not to have his grave become a Mecca for other radicalized pedophiles.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (PvwG+)

    311 The reporting on this is already getting weird: FOX saying he was found "nearly unconscious" on the floor of his jail cell, b/c apparent heart attack?!? DoA at hospital.
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

    An injection of Potassium Iodide into your bloodstream will kill you fairly fast from cardiac arrest, and it is pretty much untraceable, as it is not a toxin.

    Yeah, he died of natural causes.

    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (S6Pax)

    312 They can do Trump-Russia and Trump-Pedophile for YEARS on every single channel but the folks on FNC can't even say the words "well THIS seems suspicious". They're dancing around it. That's the state of "free speech" in this country.
    Posted by: ...

    Trump takes money from Putin to kill Epstein!!

    Film and more opinion at 11

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (vd8XM)

    313 The pantomime of an investigation and arrest, the kabuki of incarceration and suicide. All saw it coming, all know it played out according to a script. All believe the people are sovereign. There's no Deep State, don't be paranoid, do you want to fail your background check?

    The least surprising thing to happen this year, and you would think it wouldn't black pill me so hard. Guess I just don't like having my nose rubbed in it.

    Posted by: Monty James at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (Zqz9o)

    314 I'm surprised Trump made it this far.

    Remember, Trump insisted on bringing his own security people with him to the White House.

    He wasn't dumb enough to rely solely on the Secret Service.

    Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (I2/tG)

    315 Polliwog - on my daughter's car, it doesn't stop if you have the AC on. I don't know about mine, because I never use the AC.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

    316
    Hot Springs, AK was a YUGE Mafia town and BJ had connections to those people.

    So, this isn't a surprise at all.

    Murder added to the Democrat's 2020 election plans?

    Possibly.

    They certainly are a spicy political party

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (mIQCW)

    317
    His body will be disposed of at an undisclosed location in the ocean, so as not to have his grave become a Mecca for other radicalized pedophiles.
    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 10, 2019 09:49 AM (PvwG+)

    Just airdrop it on his island and then nuke it from orbit.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (ABjxW)

    318 Do I get a refund for my Life Time Membership on "Love Island"?
    Posted by: saf at August 10, 2019 09:47 AM (5IHGB)

    Ummmmmmm.....No.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (Z+IKu)

    319 271 The Chinese love Buicks.

    A Chinese emperor bought one back in the day (1920's) and it became the car to have in China till this day.

    Kinda funny.....
    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2019 09:42 AM (Z+IKu)

    Japanese no want Buick. Japanese no want Cataracts. Japanese want Rincon Contintenta!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (V2Yro)

    320 We just monitor suicides. We don't prevent them. We'll let you know if there has been a suicide of a high profile prisoner.




    There's been a suicide.

    Posted by: The Guards at August 10, 2019 09:51 AM (yQpMk)

    321 and all of a sudden, we're not talking about white supremacy and Gun control anymore.

    Posted by: firefirefire at August 10, 2019 09:51 AM (LVVMh)

    322 Last link to Smithsonian has some junk at the end. Here's a good one.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxbwhec3

    Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 10, 2019 09:51 AM (qc+VF)

    323 Wiped, like with a cloth?

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at August 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Ndje9)

    324 Metro Correctional Centering Manhattan.
    Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2019 09:46 AM (8ts9m)

    Yes. Which is a Federal Lock Up

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:51 AM (TNQHE)

    325 The Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York (MCC New York) is a United States federal administrative detention facility in Manhattan, New York which holds male and female prisoners of all security levels. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (TNQHE)

    326 314 I'm surprised Trump made it this far.

    Remember, Trump insisted on bringing his own security people with him to the White House.

    He wasn't dumb enough to rely solely on the Secret Service.
    Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 09:50 AM (I2/tG)

    Good thing the SS are trained to take a bullet for the President, even if it's from his private security force.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (ABjxW)

    327 Do I get a refund for my Life Time Membership on "Love Island"?
    Posted by: saf

    Read the fine print.

    That was Epstein's lifetime

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (vd8XM)

    328 Arkancide East Coast Franchise.

    Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (RuIsu)

    329 The world has been a corrupt shitf*** of a joke since before I was even born, and none of us ever had a chance.

    Reagan couldn't stem the tide (Amnesty...). PDT can't stop it, either.

    The Deep State (and Silicon Valley, with their lips wrapped around China's shaft) will not be stopped until they've destroyed everything, all in the name of their own wicked narcissism.

    Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (vmRc0)

    330 Some reports are that he hung himself. How? With what? Sheets?

    Gregg Jarrett is saying those on suicide watch are given 'weak sheets' that couldn't sustain the weight of someone trying to hang themselves.

    Just when I think I can't be more gobsmacked...I'm gobsmacked.

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:53 AM (cF8AT)

    331 The Clintons send their regards

    Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (1SvcY)

    332 Not even I would try to get away with this!

    Molodets, Bureau of Prisons!

    Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (I2/tG)

    333 330 Some reports are that he hung himself. How? With what? Sheets?


    Hillary said it was a cloth.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (ABjxW)

    334 The Clintons send their regards

    Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (1SvcY)



    And their strychnine.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

    335 >> "What's disgusting about this one is that our officials have now completely reached Soviet and Chinese levels of corruption and
    arrogance. In this case, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
    They know no one will believe it's suicide, and they don't care, the
    people who ordered it are laughing about it, saying "sure we did it
    right in front of your face, wtf are you gonna do about it???""--Posted by Tom Servo"


    Yes, that's the other aspect of this. For the perps this isn't only about getting rid of a "problem". It's about the malignant, psychopathic rush of power they get from believing that they'll get away with it, and that a corrupt, compliant, servile media will cover for them.

    Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 10, 2019 09:54 AM (/bGxb)

    336 Trump is a threat to the way things are.



    Simple as that.


    Yep. PDT is a threat to their power. It's that satanically simple.

    "It's not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."
    - David Plouffe, TFG fellator, anti-American progressive and our domestic enemy on 6-13-16.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (HaL55)

    337 It's come to something when I'm mad that one of the most evil bastards on the planet is dead.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (uEbPt)

    338 @NBCNews

    Attorney Lisa Bloom: "On behalf of the victims I represent, we would have preferred [Jeffrey Epstein] lived to face justice. Our civil cases can still proceed against his estate. Victims deserve to be made whole for the lifelong damage he caused. We're just getting started."

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (cF8AT)

    339
    Gregg Jarrett is saying those on suicide watch are given 'weak sheets' that couldn't sustain the weight of someone trying to hang themselves.

    Epstein's were woven from piano wire. Hey, it was an honest oversight!

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (Wx/+I)

    340 Attorney Lisa Bloom: "On behalf of the victims I represent, we would have preferred [Jeffrey Epstein] lived to face justice. Our civil cases can still proceed against his estate. Victims deserve to be made whole for the lifelong damage he caused. We're just getting started."
    Posted by: Tami

    Lisa Bloom put on suicide watch...

    Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2019 09:56 AM (vd8XM)

    341
    The reporting on this is already getting weird: FOX saying he was found "nearly unconscious" on the floor of his jail cell, b/c apparent heart attack?!? DoA at hospital.
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

    An injection of Potassium Iodide (oops! no! it's potassium chloride) into your bloodstream will kill you fairly fast from cardiac arrest, and it is pretty much untraceable, as it is not a toxin.

    Yeah, he died of natural causes.
    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

    Correction: Potassium Chloride injection will bring on heart palpitations and cardiac arrest if not recognized and treated quickly.
    See the link.


    https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criem/2012/323818/

    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:56 AM (S6Pax)

    342 Heart attack in a needle..."Mr. Epstein, it is time for your medication!"

    Posted by: Tentotwo at August 10, 2019 09:56 AM (yhf6w)

    343 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (Wx/+I)
    LOL but it was weak piano wire

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (uEbPt)

    344 It's come to something when I'm mad that one of the most evil bastards on the planet is dead.


    Epstein was just the procurer for those people.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)

    345 Epstein dead. The Clintons will suicide you if they want you dead, even if you're on suicide watch.

    Posted by: Michael LaVaughn Obama at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (hYwC6)

    346 Your heart stops when they saw you in half, as well. Just sayin.

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

    347 341 Correction: Potassium Chloride injection will bring on heart palpitations and cardiac arrest if not recognized and treated quickly.
    See the link.


    https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criem/2012/323818/
    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 09:56 AM (S6Pax)

    And that's the commonly used Salt Substitute, so it's not like you can't just get that...oh... EVERYWHERE.

    Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (vmRc0)

    348 So how did Epstein die when he was under a worldwide spotlight and on suicide watch?

    Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (uEbPt)

    349 I I were comey I'd be having a few sleepless nights

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (TNQHE)

    350 345 Epstein dead. The Clintons will suicide you if they want you dead, even if you're on suicide watch.
    Posted by: Michael LaVaughn Obama at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (hYwC6)

    They were settling all the family business.

    Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (ABjxW)

    351 It's come to something when I'm mad that one of the most evil bastards on the planet is dead.
    Posted by: ...

    ----

    Right. I wanted him dead - eventually - but not before he gave up at least a handful of the other scum.

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 09:58 AM (Y4EXg)

    352 Shouldn't we investigate how the heck Epstein could possibly have died under these circumstances?

    I don't know.

    Fair enough!

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (uEbPt)

    353 Well, now we'll see what Barr is made of, since the Bureau of Prisons reports to him.

    Start by suspending everyone in the BoP chain of command, from the guards who let Epstein die, up to the director.

    Then open a criminal investigation.

    Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (I2/tG)

    354 Epstein's estate pays off the victims, who never have to go to court to 'name names.'

    And George Mitchell and Bill Richardson and all the other scumbags get to breathe a bit easier knowing their positions are secured and they'll never have to rub elbows with scum like us in prison.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

    355 epstein was never going to to talk anyway. going to have to arkancide a lot of girls, pilots, etc to keep a lid on this. going to be a shitload of funerals, soon.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (KP5rU)

    356 If you question whether Epstein really killed himself you are an anti-semite.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (uEbPt)

    357 And that's the commonly used Salt Substitute, so it's not like you can't just get that...oh... EVERYWHERE.
    Posted by: Hikaru

    Sterile injectable Potassium Chloride is everywhere in hospitals and doctor offices. It has a medical use. But in overdose, it will kill you, if not counter-acted/neutralized.

    No problem getting a bunch of injectibles and getting at Epstein and shooting him up with a bunch of doses.

    Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (S6Pax)

    358 The day after a Dem Gov and Dem Senator were tied to him?

    Hmmm

    Posted by: HA at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (MAstk)

    359 Calm down......Juan Epstein.

    Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (ykq7q)

    360 So Epstein was Vince Fostered ?

    Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (YJn4J)

    361 Abraham Kid Twist Reles May 10, 1906 November 12, 1941 was a New York mobster who was widely considered the most feared hit man for Murder, Inc., the enforcement contractor for the National Crime Syndicate.

    Reles later turned government witness and sent several members of Murder, Inc. to the electric chair. Reles death from falling through a window while in police custody might have been a hit placed by the American Mafia, as he was set to testify against Mangano crime family underboss and future boss Albert Anastasia.

    As G-D is my witness I thought he could fly

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (TNQHE)

    362 Wait pedo Epstein is mort? Was he sharing a rope with Shorty in Brazil?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (/41Ry)

    363 epstein was never going to to talk anyway.

    Well ya can never be to sure, better safe than sorry

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (TNQHE)

    364 Sorry, Mr. Coroner, Epstein's body was lost in a tragic blimp accident, so you can't do an autopsy.

    But don't worry, you can simply rely on our statements.

    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons! at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (I2/tG)

    365 epstein was never going to to talk anyway. going to have to arkancide a lot of girls, pilots, etc to keep a lid on this. going to be a shitload of funerals, soon.



    No, Epstein's billions can now go to pay everyone off.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (oVJmc)

    366

    Epstein's not here man...

    Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (qul7b)

    367 337 It's come to something when I'm mad that one of the most evil bastards on the planet is dead.
    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 09:55 AM (uEbPt)

    It is not justice. It is outlawry.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (aLBwb)

    368 Epstein was just the procurer for those people.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)
    Believe me I know. I'm joking about this stuff but in reality it is viciously depressing.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:02 AM (uEbPt)

    369 @JoeNBC

    A guy who had information that would have destroyed rich and powerful men's lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably...Russian.


    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

    370 Epstein Dead


    DoJ is just as corrupt and/or stupid as ever.

    Should have out him on the street with obscenely high cash bail, put a dozen tails on him, and see who tries to kill him.

    They ensured a Whitey Bulger.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2019 10:02 AM (1g7ch)

    371

    Too old.

    Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (qul7b)

    372 Look, we could argue back and forth about whose worldwide criminal syndicate headed by a lecherous lich and Lady Macbeth has all of its dangerous potential witnesses die in an endless series of increasingly implausible but fortuitous suicides, but that doesn't move America forward.

    Posted by: hogmartin at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (t+qrx)

    373 Epstein's estate pays off the victims, who never have to go to court to 'name names.'

    And George Mitchell and Bill Richardson and all the other scumbags get to breathe a bit easier knowing their positions are secured and they'll never have to rub elbows with scum like us in prison.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:59 AM (oVJmc)



    Exactly.

    Victims paid. No trials.

    Various connected carrion crows also get to feed on the scumbag's estate.

    Epstein's creepy clientele and enablers walk away whistling and scot-free.


    Corruption?

    You're soaking in it.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (mIQCW)

    374 I would like to know what exactly constitutes 'suicide watch' in a Federal prison. Is it just monitoring on a screen? Is it a guard who stays by your cell? What is it?

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

    375 The reporting on this is already getting weird: FOX saying he was found
    "nearly unconscious" on the floor of his jail cell, b/c apparent heart
    attack?!? DoA at hospital.


    That won't be the only "reports" we'll hear. I can guarantee there will be more and they won't be the truth of what actually happened. By this evening, no one will know what to believe.

    According to plan. Why lie to us when confusing us is just as effective, perhaps moreso? At least that keeps us busy chasing squirrels while they destroy us from within, something we will never be informed of. And they're laughing their asses off at us for being so trusting and gullible.

    #WASTF

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (HaL55)

    376 I don't think the Clintons have the pull anymore to do this. There power has diminished since HRC's loss. There is no shortage of Global Powers that have the pull and resources to off him.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (3kJK+)

    377 374 I would like to know what exactly constitutes 'suicide watch' in a Federal prison. Is it just monitoring on a screen? Is it a guard who stays by your cell? What is it?
    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (lwiT4)
    I think it's popcorn and a big screen TV.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (uEbPt)

    378 What would you like for your last meal, Mr. Epstein?

    Oh - you see, you are going to be committing suicide later this evening.

    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons! at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (I2/tG)

    379 373 Corruption?

    You're soaking in it.
    Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2019 10:03 AM (mIQCW)

    No names get named, nobody faces justice, AND corrupt-ass glory hog lawyers getting rich off of it?

    The Absolute Worst of America.

    Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (vmRc0)

    380 "Best" part of Epstein's suicide is the fact that the Left can now pretend that it's convenient for Trump.

    Sick Willie escapes again

    Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (NFEMn)

    381 $40 million for the FBI to run a witch hunt on Trump (to cover massive Clinton crimes, which they were part of) ... but gee, we can't put a guard or two with Epstein. (because burying evidence is what they do ... Mueller was destroying email evidence iirc, as well as the whole coup, which itself is massive obstruction of justice for Hillary.


    Maybe some white hats collected evidence from some raids, or maybe black hats went in to bury other evidence. The coup plotters all still roam free, demanding their pensions, lying on CNN to drive TheNarrative. sheesh ... tick tock, get those testimonies before DeepState kills them all.


    (sure maybe Epstein did it himself, but probably not because he feared real justice, he knew his days were numbered ... did he have family DS could threaten?)

    Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

    382 Oh Man - you just know, by Monday, the usual clique will be talking about how these things just happen sometimes, there's no conspiracy to see here, the system is working and these things take time, blah blah blah blah blah.

    Honestly - how blatant does it have to be before some people smarten up ?

    Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (dN3Mf)

    383 Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, no not really.
    Journalism strikes again. Always fun when a media company's writers and *editors* don't know the difference between silicon and silicone.

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (7s3Gx)

    384 Last link to Smithsonian has some junk at the end. Here's a good one.
    ================
    I opened that; it's funny, I think there's a gross error in the picture: they're calling that slab of meat turkey, and it looks like a rib-roast, complete with cow bones protruding. Science can't science any more.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (ty7RM)

    385 Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (3kJK+)

    Are you kidding? She notoriously has a "file" on EVERYONE in DC.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (uEbPt)

    386 Sterile injectable Potassium Chloride is everywhere in hospitals and doctor offices. It has a medical use.


    Aren't those the bags they hang on your IV pole?

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

    387 Epstein hanged himself? Was it before or after he stabbed himself in the back?

    Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (NbRJx)

    388
    Epstein es mort.

    auto-erotic asphyxiation

    Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (KCxzN)

    389 Smithsonian, screwing things up forever.

    That is not a turkey.

    Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (q2o38)

    390 376 I don't think the Clintons have the pull anymore to do this. There power has diminished since HRC's loss. There is no shortage of Global Powers that have the pull and resources to off him.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (3kJK+)

    They + other members of the Deep State, though? Absolutely.

    Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (4pK1/)

    391 344 Epstein was just the procurer for those people.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)

    Well put.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (aLBwb)

    392 Right now the Clintons are celebrating with a six pack of lolita.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (1g7ch)

    393 369 @JoeNBC

    A guy who had information that would have destroyed rich and powerful men's lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably...Russian.



    Posted by: Tami



    I joked above about the "Russians". And here is good ole NBC coming right out and saying it. Jokes and Satire have a short shelf life in the Crazy Years.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (3kJK+)

    394 380 "Best" part of Epstein's suicide is the fact that the Left can now pretend that it's convenient for Trump.
    ---------
    That was literally my first thought, Joe.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (uEbPt)

    395 382
    Honestly - how blatant does it have to be before some people smarten up ?

    Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (dN3Mf)


    Maybe this is the point where the Deep State jumped the shark. Maybe.

    Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sdi6R)

    396 BREAKING...Federal Bureau of Phony Statistics: "We have determined that Mr. Epstein was killed by a White Supremacist; that is, himself. He was wearing a white sheet around his neck. Upgrade your statistics to reflect this White Menace"...

    Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Now Playing: 'West Arkancide Story'" at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (Ndje9)

    397 Confused studio executive: So you're going to have the world's most famous and notorious criminal, with dirt on powerful elites just commit "suicide." Won't that be impossible in a high security cell with 24/7 monitoring?
    Pitch guy: Super easy! Barely an inconvenience.

    Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (87EdW)

    398 387
    Epstein hanged himself? Was it before or after he stabbed himself in the back?


    Posted by: Ripley



    Before, but after he guillotined himself.

    Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:08 AM (T6t7i)

    399 Query from teens/wife in kitchen, while jamming out said tune: "Does anyone know what 'Funky Cold Medina' actually is??"

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2019 10:08 AM (ty7RM)

    400
    Pedos worldwide turn their grateful eyes to the corrupt, incompetent American justice and penal systems.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:08 AM (13CQC)

    401 DoJ is just as corrupt and/or stupid as ever.

    This is what's most bothersome; that as well intentioned as Sleepy Jeff and Sleepy Bill might be, they're still on top of a rat infested shitpile used to doing things the way they want.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (y7DUB)

    402 Huh. Oman was pretty liberal in the early 80's. Was TDY at the Al Falaj hotel in Muscat - major booze stop for Saudis, lots of stewardesses at the pool, and a waiter, HUGE guy, who kept me out of trouble. One of my best little trips over there.

    Muzzies ruin everything.

    Posted by: Gooshy at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (BHnvE)

    403 Then Epstein defensrated himself to some bukkakae theatre.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (/41Ry)

    404 376 I don't think the Clintons have the pull anymore to do this. There power has diminished since HRC's loss.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:04 AM (3kJK+)

    They want you to think that.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (aLBwb)

    405 The Clinton death squad scores again.

    Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (p9mPa)

    406 Maybe this is the point where the Deep State jumped the shark. Maybe.
    Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sdi6R)


    *looks over glasses at rickl*

    You been around here a long time. You really believe that ?

    Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (dN3Mf)

    407 WOW! someone (ok Pat Brosnan) is on Fox by phone, on Cavuto's show saying this is extremely suspicious. Jon Sale as well is saying highly suspicious... most amazing thing is that Cavuto, unlike in the past, didn't cut folks off for daring to suggest some conspiracy

    Posted by: zigggyyeee at August 10, 2019 10:09 AM (AsMdZ)

    408 "Suicide watch" = "We'll watch you so you do it right this time."

    Posted by: antisocialist at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (mLNys)

    409 So Epstein was Vince Fostered ?
    Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2019 10:00 AM (YJn4J)


    The swamp is getting really depressing. This too will get blown off and memory holed.

    I just hope that evil pervert was clever enough to have some sort of dead-man's switch implemented. But I doubt it.

    Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (q1al1)

    410 Sorry, Mr. Coroner, Epstein's body was lost in a tragic blimp accident, so you can't do an autopsy.

    But don't worry, you can simply rely on our statements.
    Posted by: The Bureau of Prisons! at August 10, 2019 10:01 AM (I2/tG)


    Need some 302s? We gots some 3 Oh toos!!!

    Posted by: The Eff Bee Eye at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (cY3LT)

    411 Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2019 09:52 AM (vmRc0)

    You seem like a decent sort of guy. Really, consider taking a break from the board. I am. I worry about you. What do you like to do that you could do when you're not on here?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (+0VWg)

    412 Please excuse Jeff from attending class today. He's too dead to be there.

    Posted by: Epstein's Mom at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (vqIkG)

    413 Amazing how in a first world country with hundreds of armed security personal and cameras, literally EVERYWHERE, in the space of about a year, two of the most HIGH PROFILE inmates in the world--Whitey Bulger and now, Jeffrey Epstein end up dead in a secure, closely monitored (in theory) location.

    Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (NFEMn)

    414 At this point it's not a conspiracy theory to think he was killed. It's a conspiracy theory to think he's not actually dead.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (uEbPt)

    415 381 (sure maybe Epstein did it himself
    Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

    They shouldn't have allowed him the means to do it himself.

    Posted by: m at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (aLBwb)

    416 This would be less suspicious if the guy from GFII came in to the hospital and tried to smother him with a pillow.

    Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (T6t7i)

    417 Comrades, there are suicides watches...


    and there are suicide WATCHes!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (BiNEL)

    418 Noose!

    Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (Y4EXg)

    419 Cynicism/Pragmatism......pretty much the same?

    Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (ykq7q)

    420 Ace is up

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (lwiT4)

    421 Well done.

    Nicely played.

    Posted by: Vito Corelone at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (I2/tG)

    422 I just hope that evil pervert was clever enough to have some sort of dead-man's switch implemented. But I doubt it.
    Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:10 AM (q1al1)
    I'm sure he made sure all his damning info will be sent to some trustworthy news organization who will report it all.



    Oh.

    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:12 AM (uEbPt)

    423 @LevineJonathan

    POST EXCLUSIVE: Photos show Jeffrey Epstein as he's wheeled into Downtown Hospital

    https://tinyurl.com/y5tuvckq

    Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (cF8AT)

    424

    "Suicide watch" is something like a nicotine patch, only deadly.

    You put it on your wrist and it excretes toxins that are absorbed into your bloodstream and kill you.

    Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

    425 I just hope that evil pervert was clever enough to have some sort of dead-man's switch implemented. But I doubt it.

    Posted by: Clutch Cargo


    I actually wouldn't be at all surprised if he did do that. AFAIK, he had no family to protect, so a Freddie Pentangeli scenario wasn't in the cards.

    Posted by: pep at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (T6t7i)

    426 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2019 09:22 AM (SDtOO) 

    --------

    Fag

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)

    427 Sick Willie escapes again

    That's a shame. I really wanted to see him do that wide side-eye "OH SHIT!" look he had on his face at the debate where PDT brought in his rape victims.


    That was a thing of beauty. I truly love PDT. No homo.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (HaL55)

    428
    "He was dead when he arrived here." - Bureau of Corrections

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2019 10:13 AM (Wx/+I)

    429 A guy on suicide watch conveniently dies of a heart attack.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (oVJmc)

    430 Hillary may have a list but the Clintons don't have the resources anymore. She's just screaming at clouds now. The Deep State have moved on from the Clintons.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (3kJK+)

    431 394 380 "Best" part of Epstein's suicide is the fact that the Left can now pretend that it's convenient for Trump.
    ---------
    That was literally my first thought, Joe.
    Posted by: ... at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (uEbPt)

    Yep, same here.

    Even though Clenis made, what, 2 dozen trips to Pedo Island and even ditching some SS detail on a few of them.

    And Trump had Epstein thrown out of Mar-a-Lago a few years ago for possible molestation of a 14-year-old girl.

    And just yesterday George Mitchell and Bill Richardson's names came out as being involved in this disgusting mess?

    Yet, the MFM will push the Trump-had-Epstein-killed scenario. probably aided by the very people who were really involved.

    Posted by: Marybeth at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (4pK1/)

    432 >>>Epstein was never going to to talk anyway.
    ~~~~~

    He didn't have to. The criminal trial would have exposed everything.

    Now we'll just have civil suits with the victims settling for large amounts of money

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (sGotD)

    433 what was it, two days ago, that two prominent Dems were exposed in the Epstein fiasco?

    Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (Cus5s)

    434

    Hey, he made his sheet into a cape and was playing Superman in his cell and it snagged on the ceiling light...

    Posted by: That Guy at August 10, 2019 10:14 AM (qul7b)

    435 There is an Ace thread up on Epstein

    Posted by: grammie winger at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (lwiT4)

    436 Maybe this is the point where the Deep State jumped the shark. Maybe.

    Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sdi6R)


    That could well happen...

    if we still had investigative journalism and an honest law enforcement system.

    Tomorrow's headlines: MAGA hat wearing White Supremacists Pounce on assorted POC.

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (BiNEL)

    437 I see my death was completely in vain.

    Posted by: Seth Rich at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (ywNoU)

    438 I actually wouldn't be at all surprised if he did do that. AFAIK, he had
    no family to protect, so a Freddie Pentangeli scenario wasn't in the
    cards.


    Even if he did have family, I rather doubt an animal like him who trafficked in underage girls would care about anyone else.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (HaL55)

    439 Cynicism/Pragmatism......pretty much the same?
    Posted by: BignJames at August 10, 2019 10:11 AM (ykq7q)


    Contrary to the popular belief of some - clouds do not, in fact, have a silver lining.

    They're just clouds. Sometimes full of rain. Sometimes full of lightning that will kill your ass. But not one smidge, not even an RCH, of precious metals.

    Posted by: I Drink and I Know Things at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (dN3Mf)

    440 @JoeNBC

    A guy who had information that would have destroyed rich and powerful men's lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably...Russian.



    Posted by: Tami


    I joked above about the "Russians". And here is good ole NBC coming right out and saying it. Jokes and Satire have a short shelf life in the Crazy Years.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 10, 2019 10:06 AM (3kJK+)


    I don't watch teevee, or pay attention to twatter, but from what I see here, this Scarboro guy seems like he's a paid mouth.

    Seriously, wasn't he at one time a "conservative" congresscritter? And now here he is, setting the narrative on all this shite, as if his life depends on it.

    Which it might.

    I think we joke about this stuff like it's not real, but it is. There are people who are gotten to, and it's so damned easy to do. Just find their kink, and show them the pictures. Let them know you got the negatives.

    Everyone who likes to trot out Occam's razor here, yes, Occam would suggest these people who do about faces on their public stances, the most obvious answer is, someone else is controlling them. Period.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2019 10:15 AM (cY3LT)

    441 Wait, Epstein's dead?

    That's a holy shit! moment.

    Posted by: Gooshy at August 10, 2019 10:16 AM (BHnvE)

    442 So when's Epstein cremation ?

    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (+8+gB)

    443 It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep.

    Posted by: Lord Comey at August 10, 2019 10:18 AM (kLDv+)

    444 This is why the rich live in NYC

    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:18 AM (+8+gB)

    445 Epstein wanted out on bail

    wonder why ?

    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:20 AM (+8+gB)

    446 442 So when's Epstein cremation ?
    Posted by: REDACTED

    Yesterday.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (Ndje9)

    447 Fen:

    I think Hikaru is just fine. In fact, probably 90% of the people on this board feel the same way, just express it differently. I happen to agree with the entire post.

    IMHO

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:21 AM (sGotD)

    448 Ya know Trump was involved with Epstein,



    so ........................................................

    Posted by: MSM at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (+8+gB)

    449 How utterly predictable that just a week ago to say that Epstein's attempted suicide wasn't, and that he was going to kill himself - was all conspiracy theory by right-wing kooks.

    Once again. All I can do is pray that somebody got sloppy here. But it also wouldn't surprise me if he really did kill himself, that there's a code of conduct that these NWO/Rothschild Satanists adhere to, and they'll never be brought down.

    Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 10, 2019 10:22 AM (q1al1)

    450 So when's Epstein cremation ?
    Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2019 10:17 AM (+8+gB)
    ~~~~~

    Yesterday.

    BTW------NOOD Ace on Epstein

    Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2019 10:25 AM (sGotD)

    451 The tinfoil hat brigade has determined that Epstein has been "relocated" to an undisclosed location.

    For his safety.

    I can't even...

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2019 10:26 AM (3H9h1)

    452
    Most suspicious suicide since Hermann Goering.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (13CQC)

    453 "There are people who are gotten to, and it's so damned easy to do. Just
    find their kink, and show them the pictures. Let them know you got the
    negatives."

    seems feasible this is how the CIA/FBI try to run the world, and all countries have operatives coming here with the same intent. China has their people all through our education system ... stealing freely back in Clinton days, not sure that ever slowed down. We finally started recognizing "gee, they are not turning into our capitalist global citizen friends as we were promised".


    My guess is it was not just the Clintons that wanted him dead ... who was backing Epstein? idk, CIA is my first guess, but he had other foreign connections .... spooky stuff. Snitches get stitches ... is how Chicago still runs Illinois, and sends their commies to DC. (Obama, Hillary, Rahm) But Chicago is more an old Soviet commie stronghold ... but I haven't kept track really ... all the mafias come here ... ftw.

    Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2019 10:28 AM (Cus5s)

    454 261 239 I think they're killing the Lacrosse in the United States but building it and selling it in China very soon.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 10, 2019

    *
    *
    Yes, the third-gen LaCrosse (mine is gen 2) is supposed to go away in favor of SUVs and crossovers after this year or next. I love the design of the current gen, but it has that auto stop-start feature -- and it can't be turned off. Grrrr.

    Well, I tend to hang on to a car I like for 4-6 years. A lot can happen between now and then.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2019 09:40 AM (DHNlU)


    My F-150 has that. It has 3 ways to not have the engine stop at a stop light.

    1. Use the button to disable it.
    2. After coming to a stop, let off the brake a moment, then re-apply pressure on the brake pedal. There's about a 3 second window to do this.
    3. Put the transmission in "Sport Mode"

    re: AC. On mine, the engine will stop, but the AC throttles back a bit.

    Also, the engine doesn't do the auto-stop if the battery needs some topping off.

    Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 10, 2019 10:35 AM (di1hb)

    455 I hope Barbarino doesn't get killed

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 10, 2019 10:37 AM (flINI)

    456 Just google or whatever your go to search engine is & look up Jim McDougal the The Clinton Mafia partners in Whitewater & what happened to him in jail

    Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 10, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)

    457 That last link to the Smithsonian got memory holed.

    Posted by: Beverly at August 10, 2019 01:08 PM (0L6UL)

    458 That is NOT in the least funny. It is cruel, unusual and in humane. I stand on the grounds that it may tend to incinerate me.

    Posted by: Ray at August 10, 2019 01:37 PM (AVxHd)

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