The Leftwing Group That Targeted Devon Nunes Paid Fusion GPS $140,000 for Unspecified "Research"

Huh, NeverTrump's buddies and bulls are working with leftwingers yet again.

A liberal watchdog group that has investigated the Trump administration, Republican lawmakers like California Rep. Devin Nunes and Google paid Fusion GPS nearly $140,000 last year, according to tax documents filed with the Internal Revenue Service.
The payment, by Campaign for Accountability (CfA), was for research on an unknown project.
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CfA was formed in 2015 by several former employees of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), another liberal watchdog group...
CfA's $138,684 payment to Fusion GPS was for work as an independent contractor, according to CfA's Form 990 filing. The document does not reveal the date of payment, and CfA's donors are not disclosed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:40 PM

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1 The deuce you say

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 04:40 PM (XKgtk)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 04:41 PM (iikV8)

3 A liberal watchdog group that has investigated the Trump administration, Republican lawmakers like California Rep. Devin Nunes and Google paid Fusion GPS nearly $140,000 last year, according to tax documents filed with the Internal Revenue Service."

Editing, how does it work?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 04:41 PM (6qErC)

4 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER TATO SKINS?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 01, 2019 04:41 PM (j3npP)

5 Weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (ycWCI)

6 None dare call it conspiracy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (YzPmt)

7 Afternoon, y'all.

Posted by: Bert G at August 01, 2019 04:43 PM (OMsf+)

8 Couldn't we go after Fusion on charges of espionage?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 01, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

9 It was for cookie recipes and yoga routines

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:43 PM (k81AA)

10 314
OT: Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.
Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (MVjcR)

hah!

Posted by: m at August 01, 2019 04:43 PM (u5MYq)

11 " Liberal Watchdog Group".... snicker.... interesting way to spell Soros.....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:44 PM (bCLt0)

12 What an unexpected coincidence.

Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 04:44 PM (FC8Ev)

13 This is why Nunes sued twitter for $250 million.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:44 PM (K/2j/)

14 This is doing my BP no good. Lata, Horde.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (AM1GF)

15 I am shocked - shocked I say - that a shadowy left wing group hiding behind "charitable organization" status would pay private spook organization Fusion GPS for unspecified "research" operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (I2dne)

16 Hell, I'll do bullshit research for half that and use my own office supplies.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

17 I'm stunned, stunned I tell ya!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (vlBsK)

18 What kind of conspiracy theory are you guys discussing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (RMwSd)

19 "liberal watchdog group " = weaponized clique of trustafarian douchebags

Posted by: zombie at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (oFcdC)

20 This is why Nunes sued twitter for $250 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:44 PM (K/2j/)

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How does this tie Fusion with Twitter.

Im not trying to be obtuse... I really dont get it.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

21 Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.

Posted by: Weasel

-

Racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (RMwSd)

22 OT: Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the
other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (MVjcR)

How are her lap times?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

23 4
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER TATO SKINS?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 01, 2019 04:41 PM (j3npP)

________

"Those only went well with GAS STATION SUSHI!" -- Steve Hayes

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (YzPmt)

24 CfA looks like a Lefty version of Judicial Watch?

Then again, the Left can't sneeze without creating another bland-sounding activist organization.

Posted by: Lizzys at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

25
This Make Up Shit Fake Investigations biz is pretty damn lucrative.

That being said, I hear this-

baturalbake's Busion BPS is the REAL DEAL when it comes to getting the goods on Trump.

The Democrats should be paying that guy, he and his investigations are awesome!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (SHtRW)

26 What did you get worked on??? Glad you're doing well, Bif...

Posted by: kraken

I got an artificial disk between L5 and S1.

too many years of 12 mile road marches with a 40lb ruck and all my combat gear.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (lunhD)

27 Who in either FedGov or DC is NOT NeverTrump, at this point ?

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (pYBqT)

28 22 OT: Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the
other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (MVjcR)

How are her lap times?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

When they run, do they chase that bunny on the stick???

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (bCLt0)

29 HEY there is that name again

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)

30 How are her lap times?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

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1's will get a couple of minutes.

5's will get you about ten minutes.

A Benjamin will get you back to the VIP room.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

31 Who in either FedGov or DC is NOT NeverTrump, at this point ?
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (pYBqT)
++++++++
Mick Mulvaney seems like a straight shooter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (I2dne)

32 Huntsman spider. Sidebar. Story notes that they are "often reluctant to bite," which is another way of saying they sometimes bite. Hell, implicit in that statement is that even the reluctant ones will bite you, you, know, reluctantly. It's very bizarre phrasing. Pretty sure that story was written by Big Arachnid. Do not trust.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (y1gYQ)

33 How are her lap times?"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (6qErC)

34 you know the fusion gps deal is half for the research, half for guaranteeing that you get it distributed through their reporter network.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (HALdu)

35 OT: Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the

other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (MVjcR)

How are her lap times?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

Don't forget "stagger". You're gonna' want to jack up one shoe sole, to account for her gait. The tighter the corner, the more you need.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (pYBqT)

36 Now look if they also retained Perkins Cole

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (k81AA)

37 Only in the Liberal media can a Liberal attack front be labeled as a "watchdog".

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (PmAu7)

38 26 What did you get worked on??? Glad you're doing well, Bif...

Posted by: kraken

I got an artificial disk between L5 and S1.

too many years of 12 mile road marches with a 40lb ruck and all my combat gear.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (lunhD)

That was a common coal mining ailment, apropos of nothing.... bonne chance, amigo......

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (bCLt0)

39 32 Huntsman spider. Sidebar. Story notes that they are "often reluctant to bite," which is another way of saying they sometimes bite. Hell, implicit in that statement is that even the reluctant ones will bite you, you, know, reluctantly. It's very bizarre phrasing. Pretty sure that story was written by Big Arachnid. Do not trust.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (y1gYQ)

Spider-slander from a bear. Species-ist.

Posted by: m at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (u5MYq)

40 you know the fusion gps deal is half for the research, half for guaranteeing that you get it distributed through their reporter network.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++
Yep. It ain't about the "research" - anyone can make shit up. It's about the *access.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

41 >>How does this tie Fusion with Twitter.

>>Im not trying to be obtuse... I really dont get it.

His contention is that liberal groups were working with Fusion to spread the same lies using twitter. He also sued a few users and the McClatchy newspaper conglomerate.

They were all printing the same lies within a very short time and his goal was really to get to discovery and expose Fusion. Seems to be working.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (K/2j/)

42 In other news, the "liberal watchdog group" paid $239,462 to "Guido's Assassination and Body Disposal Service" for unspecified "research."

Posted by: zombie at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (oFcdC)

43 A liberal watchdog group that has investigated the Trump administration, Republican lawmakers such as California Rep. Devin Nunes, and companies such as Google paid Fusion GPS nearly $140,000 last year, according to tax documents filed with the Internal Revenue Service."

There. Muchbettergooder.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (6qErC)

44 ......and it just keeps getting better. Sorry about comments from previous thread being eeyore and a sarcastic prick all in one. Just need to focus on going to work and getting laid.

Posted by: JROD at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (3n/RG)

45 >>DOES ANYONE REMEMBER TATO SKINS?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

Tater tots, LOL!

https://twitter.com/katyturnbc/status/

987708187058098176

Posted by: Katy Tur at August 01, 2019 04:50 PM (bDqIh)

46 They were all printing the same lies within a very short time and his goal was really to get to discovery and expose Fusion. Seems to be working.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (K/2j/)

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Ah... Im a little dense.

Thanks.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

47 Also, "reluctant" seems to be an expression of a state of mind. You know who has those? Not spiders. Again, do not trust. Not even a little.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 04:50 PM (y1gYQ)

48 mark ass marks, trick ass mark, punk bitches and skip scap skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos.

Posted by: Wytshus at August 01, 2019 04:50 PM (/uh0l)

49 Don't forget "stagger". You're gonna' want to jack up one shoe sole...

Also needed to walk 'round the hills n' hollers of WestByGod Virginia...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (6qErC)

50 Mike Hellgren @HellgrenWJZ
42m
We are just learning about this but it happened Saturday- same day the president started tweeting about Rep. Cummings @wjz

HellgrenWJZ's avatar
Mike Hellgren @HellgrenWJZ
53m
Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (BqBId)

51 Jamie Gorelick probably is swirling in this mess somewhere too

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (k81AA)

52 you know the fusion gps deal is half for the research, half for
guaranteeing that you get it distributed through their reporter network.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (HALdu)

Seems like a smart political party would leak fictional claims about paying amounts to Fusion GPS, just to intimidate certain GOP pols into silence.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (pYBqT)

53 32 Huntsman spider. Sidebar. Story notes that they are "often reluctant to bite," which is another way of saying they sometimes bite. Hell, implicit in that statement is that even the reluctant ones will bite you, you, know, reluctantly. It's very bizarre phrasing. Pretty sure that story was written by Big Arachnid. Do not trust.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 04:47 PM (y1gYQ)

LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

54 42 In other news, the "liberal watchdog group" paid $239,462 to "Guido's Assassination and Body Disposal Service" for unspecified "research."
Posted by: zombie at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (oFcdC)

That Seth Rich fellow....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (bCLt0)

55 Does Fusion have a network of propaganda producers, and maybe a local cut rate division? Like if I just want to smear/destroy a local nobody, could I get that done for under $1000? Maybe a news story suggesting he's a flasher, or a Russian spy?

There is room for the young entrepreneur following the Fusion model, but discount propagandists. They could run ads, like the "I'll paint that car for $100."

"We'll destroy that troublesome neighbor for $500".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Cus5s)

56 Just need to focus on going to work and getting laid.
Posted by: JROD at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (3n/RG)

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You get laid at work??? Some guys find all the good jobs.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

57
Devon Nunes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (kw5n8)

58 Psh, it's the internet, EVERY spider says they're 12 inches...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

59 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (HALdu)

"Research" $100,000
"Research" and reporter distribution $200,000
Above plus Snopes verification $200,017.03
Above plus "Confirmed by multiple sources $400,000

Posted by: Fusion GPS at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (agf44)

60 you know the fusion gps deal is half for the research, half for guaranteeing that you get it distributed through their reporter network.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++
Yep. It ain't about the "research" - anyone can make shit up. It's about the *access.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

It's my understanding that-

baturalbake's Busion BPS has 154% more access than any other research group.

It's probably a good thing that the Democrats haven't used him yet, becuz Trump would be already gone if they had!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (SHtRW)

61 OT: Apparently it's not appropriate to suggest your MIL race some of the

other cripples at the hospital when she's just had a hip replaced.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 04:42 PM (MVjcR)

How are her lap times?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:46 PM (q1Pj5)

Don't
forget "stagger". You're gonna' want to jack up one shoe sole, to
account for her gait. The tighter the corner, the more you need.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:48 PM (pYBqT)

Too much stagger will slow her down on the straightaways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (q1Pj5)

62 Like if I just want to smear/destroy a local nobody, could I get that done for under $1000?"

Your local paper or "nextdoor" can do that for less...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (6qErC)

63 Anyone giving money to Fusion GPS is demonstrating a high level of stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (FrMyu)

64 Should we even care?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 01, 2019 04:53 PM (2sCft)

65 Since they're trafficing in conspiracy theories shouldn't they all be sent to the camps?

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2019 04:53 PM (Y274z)

66 "Research" $100,000
"Research" and reporter distribution $200,000
Above plus Snopes verification $200,017.03
Above plus "Confirmed by multiple sources $400,000
Posted by: Fusion GPS at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (agf44)
++++++++++
The profit margin on the Snopes piece must be *insane.* Do you need scientific notation to express it? It isn't large amount in absolute terms but I have to guess it is the highest margin business...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)

67 58 Psh, it's the internet, EVERY spider says they're 12 inches...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

There is a joke about why women make lousy carpenters... that could somehow be morphed into this...
.

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (bCLt0)

68 33 How are her lap times?"

Snort.

'round here, snort's a rocket sled

Posted by: Anachronda at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (sGtp+)

69 So the link is to dailycaller.com

I'm guessing the number of people who will hear about this is roughly the same as the gay population of the United States.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (ADuZP)

70
Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz
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And they probably left the TV, jewelry and Rolex-- taking only a file cabinet.

Totally not full of documents recording his bribery history

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (k81AA)

71 HellgrenWJZ's avatar
Mike Hellgren @HellgrenWJZ
53m
Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (BqBId)

Police are searching for a blonde white man, wearing a MAGA hat and screaming racial epithets.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (agf44)

72 I'm in the wrong business. I could come up with way better material than Fusion GPS. Especially since it's all fiction.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (xfb67)

73 They are the norm mcdonald dirty work company of politics.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (XKgtk)

74 48 mark ass marks, trick ass mark, punk bitches and skip scap skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos.
Posted by: Wytshus at August 01, 2019 04:50 PM (/uh0l)

A few of your favorite things?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

75 Jamie Gorelick probably is swirling in this mess somewhere too
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (k81AA)

Haven't heard anything about America's Sweetheart, Theresa Ghilarducci, lately.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (pYBqT)

76 Weasel, hope your mom's gonna like some of the Horde's humor.

Posted by: m at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (u5MYq)

77 According to the FBI's definition in the post before this one, I'd say the FBI needs to investigate Fusion GPS for spreading conspiracy theories.

Just because they're paid for it doesn't excuse the action that others take because they were "radicalized by the [Fusion GPS] conspiracy theories," right.

Alinsky #4 bitchezzzzz!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (bDqIh)

78 I'm shocked! Shocked!

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (TExU3)

79 LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

But they just live in Australia right? Right?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

80 You assholes, Trump said pussy. Remember? Get with the program.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (FiUMj)

81 Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

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It will be like the DC pizza place.

SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOME AND FIRED ONE SHOT INTO THE HARD DRIVE OF MY COMPUTER!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (ADuZP)

82 56
Just need to focus on going to work and getting laid.

Posted by: JROD at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (3n/RG)

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You get laid at work??? Some guys find all the good jobs.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (8XRCm)
Thing about getting laid at work -- be careful of leaving behind ass prints on someone's desk. Especially if it is your boss'.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 04:56 PM (N39Ws)

83 fucking environmentalists always lie.

which is why shipwrecked sailors or some indonesian ferry passenger that get eaten do not go into the official numbers for shark attacks. since you were in there environment it should not be counted. cocksuckers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 04:56 PM (HALdu)

84 80 LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

But they just live in Australia right? Right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

Uh huh, suuure Jewell.... and Missouri....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:56 PM (bCLt0)

85
Psh, it's the internet, EVERY spider says they're 12 inches...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

Face-sized, in other words...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2019 04:56 PM (veoSD)

86 Why dont they just pay some bum on the street to just make shit up? Thats all fusion does. And the bum at least wont come pre-selfdebunked.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (FrMyu)

87 Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

----

And they probably left the TV, jewelry and Rolex-- taking only a file cabinet.

Totally not full of documents recording his bribery history

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (k81AA)

The burglars apparently left no finger prints and cleaned up the place before leaving.

Posted by: Archer at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

88 My sister once mistook a cane spider for a tabby kitten we had at the time. The screams brought half the neighborhood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

89 13 This is why Nunes sued twitter for $250 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:44 PM (K/2j/)
*************
Prediction...judge tosses case because opinion is not actionable offense.

Rule:
Democrat statement is opinion

Rethuglikkkan statement is racist homophobic defamation.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (Y274z)

90 58 Psh, it's the internet, EVERY spider says they're 12 inches...

Posted by: Broseidon
damnit, now my stitches are hurting.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (lunhD)

91 "liberal watchdog group..."

+++++

Leftspeak for a collection of drooling, gibbering left-fascist thugs.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (T09ml)

92 78
According to the FBI's definition in the post before this one, I'd say
the FBI needs to investigate Fusion GPS for spreading conspiracy
theories.

Just because they're paid for it doesn't excuse the action that others take because they were "radicalized by the [Fusion GPS] conspiracy theories," right.

Alinsky #4 bitchezzzzz!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
I think Trump needs to direct the IRS to crawl up every orifice of every Fusion GPS staffer (past and present) as well as the organization itself. There is established precedent that this is OK.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

93 Just think of Shelob, when you imagine these spiders...

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (bCLt0)

94 89 My sister once mistook a cane spider for a tabby kitten we had at the time. The screams brought half the neighborhood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

What'd she do, pet it?

Posted by: m at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (u5MYq)

95 Uh huh, suuure Jewell.... and Missouri....

Nuh uh.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

96 Btw, "burglers" is racist. They are now called undocumented shoppers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (xfb67)

97 I think Trump needs to direct the IRS to crawl up every orifice of every Fusion GPS staffer (past and present) as well as the organization itself. There is established precedent that this is OK.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

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Maaaaybeeeee....... those two rogue assholes in Cincy might take it upon themselves to do that.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

98 Too much stagger will slow her down on the straightaways.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 04:52 PM (q1Pj5)

Possibly. I'm guessing she's running an open differential for now, maybe move into a Detroit Locker after the hip heals a bit.

Gotta' be a bitch to build any kind of side or forward bite into the old gal right now. What a nightmare for a crew chief.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (pYBqT)

99 How do we know it wasn't rats that broke into Rep Cummings home?

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (Y274z)

100 I'll say anything for the right price.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (9+jnX)

101
So the link is to dailycaller.com

I'm guessing the number of people who will hear about this is roughly the same as the gay population of the United States.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7

That's at least 88 million people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (aKsyK)

102 >>Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

And the MSM narrative will be that Trump's tweets about Cummings risked his "safety" because clearly the theft was inspired by the mean tweets.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (bDqIh)

103 88
Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

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And they probably left the TV, jewelry and Rolex-- taking only a file cabinet.

Totally not full of documents recording his bribery history

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (k81AA)

The burglars apparently left no finger prints and cleaned up the place before leaving.

Posted by: Archer at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (gmo/4)
Hopefully they at least left a few rats behind.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 04:59 PM (N39Ws)

104 Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

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And they probably left the TV, jewelry and Rolex-- taking only a file cabinet.

Totally not full of documents recording his bribery history

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 04:54 PM (k81AA)

The burglars apparently left no finger prints and cleaned up the place before leaving.

Posted by: Archer at August 01, 2019 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

No fire? Amateur!

Posted by: Hildabeastie at August 01, 2019 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

105 no need for Trump to abuse the irs. investigating the steel dossier, the fisa warrants and everything associated will require fusion to roll on everyone they have ever been hired by.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 05:00 PM (HALdu)

106 @56 fixerupper-lol, that didn't really come right, but there is this hot little QC girl at my current job and there was this beautiful process engineer at Valero and frisky crane operator at a new hydrogen plant being built.......

Posted by: JROD at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (3n/RG)

107 "Honey, do you think 4 inches is too big to handle?"

"Um, definitely not."

"Cool, there's a fist sized spider in the bathroom, I'll let you take care of it."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (oZ6kz)

108 80 LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

But they just live in Australia right? Right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

With legs like that, they could get around. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (xjiRE)

109 Where is alex.... no thread in any way related to spiders is complete without the Empress.....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (bCLt0)

110 No, but seriously, that Atari calculator that I had was awesome. You gotta believe me on this. Full size keys and large readout. Awesome.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (xptlg)

111 Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz

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And they probably left the TV, jewelry and Rolex-- taking only a file cabinet.

Totally not full of documents recording his bribery history

Posted by: RoyalOil

Probably some hood rat who finally realized how much he's scammed over the years and wanted his cut.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (aNSOb)

112 80 LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

But they just live in Australia right? Right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

The fact that it's on the same PLANET as me is not okay...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

113 41 >>How does this tie Fusion with Twitter.

>>Im not trying to be obtuse... I really dont get it.

His contention is that liberal groups were working with Fusion to spread the same lies using twitter. He also sued a few users and the McClatchy newspaper conglomerate.

They were all printing the same lies within a very short time and his goal was really to get to discovery and expose Fusion. Seems to be working.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 04:49 PM (K/2j/)

___________________________

Don't be surprised if these names pop up on that suit...Ryan Lizza and Brian Schatz. It seems the typical Fusion gps process is to have someone print their talking point, and then turn others in their stable lose to repeat the unfounded accusations in an effort to give it legs.

I still think Fusion GPS is the one that started the Ted Cruz infidelity issue, because that essentially knocked him out of the primary. The goal was for Trump to win the Primary because they thought he'd be a pushover in the General election. Oops.

Posted by: Orson at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (euIzR)

114 Bif: Glad your surgery went well. Wishing you a speedy recovery and a painless future.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (sGotD)

115 According to the Ring commercials it's a 99% chance that the person or persons that broke into Cummings house were Caucasian.

Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 05:02 PM (TGtxX)

116
53m Breaking: Congressman Elijah Cummings home broken into. Baltimore police investigating @wjz Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (BqBId)

Let me guess, computers stolen with important tax documents on them.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 01, 2019 05:02 PM (TAmPV)

117 Missed OT:

Can we get to the demolish obsolete structure phase of the Make FBI Great Again project?

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

118 113 80 LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

But they just live in Australia right? Right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

The fact that it's on the same PLANET as me is not okay...
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

And you know about the Spiders From Mars.... right??

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (bCLt0)

119 Weasel gald your mom (or is it the mil) is doing okay. I think the horde is testing my stitches.... I'm laughing out loud and the nurses are double checking my meds.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (lunhD)

120 I don't get why you gals are so afraid of spiders, it's not like they're very hard to see even when they're large and incredibly silent and literally could be anywhere like in your shoes or your glove compartment or under the bed...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

121 The fact that it's on the same PLANET as me is not okay...

True dat!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

122 I can't wait for us to be together, Jordan61.

Posted by: Huntsman Spider at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (agf44)

123 Is a 12-inch-spider bigger than three apples tall?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

124 116 According to the Ring commercials it's a 99% chance that the person or persons that broke into Cummings house were Caucasian.
Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 05:02 PM (TGtxX)

*snort

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

125 My only problem with spiders are the ones that we eat while we're sleeping.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (ADuZP)

126 I think spiders are cool.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (xfb67)

127 There needs to be plenty of waterboarding and Yoko warbling applied to these reprobates and scoundrels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (YrG9B)

128 123 I can't wait for us to be together, Jordan61.
Posted by: Huntsman Spider at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (agf44)

*shudder*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

129 Did you know there are ocean spiders?

Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (FC8Ev)

130 Ironic that Spider-Man is a superhero instead of super villain.

Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (TGtxX)

131 Cross that spider with a turkey and everybody gets a drumstick on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

132 I don't like spiders and snakes...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (XKgtk)

133 I'm a man. But 12-inch legspan spiders, that's nightmare fuel. I'd be like Parker in Alien: "This son of bitch is huge. I mean, it's like a man. It's, it's big."

I would use a handgun on this thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (y1gYQ)

134 I think spiders are cool.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (xfb67)

Thank you!

Posted by: IT at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (q1Pj5)

135 Sidebar reference: Earlier today on Twitter, I saw David French is now totes fine with Open Borders because muh religion.

He did a riff that families should never be separated for misdemeanors and when people pointed out that families are ALWAYS separated during court proceedings, he decided that border crossings should be *decriminalized entirety.*
So there ya go. Another Holy Writ from the St. David French.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (cfSRQ)

136 or under the bed...

Or IN my bed as I discovered once years ago. I felt the little fucker bite me, threw the covers off and there he was scurrying to the end of the bed thinking he'd made a clean getaway. I beat him into a million pieces.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

137 130 Did you know there are ocean spiders?
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (FC8Ev)

Yes, we call them "crabs."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

138 I'm pretty sure I could cobble together fake stories a lot cheaper than that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (so+oy)

139 Cross that spider with a turkey and everybody gets a drumstick on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

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Spurkey

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (sgzMH)

140 I would use a handgun on this thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (y1gYQ)

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Birdshot. You really don't want to miss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (cfSRQ)

141 Still giggling imaging the reaction of a porch pirate who nicked a package full of tarantulas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (YrG9B)

142 Cross that spider with a turkey and everybody gets a drumstick on Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (aNSOb)

143 That Avenatti asshole has gone dark.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (Y274z)

144 122 The fact that it's on the same PLANET as me is not okay...

True dat!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

It has been said, Jewell, that people who sleep on their backs swallow an average of 7 spiders per year... it is said that we are never more than 3 feet away from a spider at any time....

ah, nevermind....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (bCLt0)

145 These incestuous relationships are going to provide cover for the Chinese human-monkey hybrid invasion.

Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (kLDv+)

146 My only problem with spiders are the ones that we eat while we're sleeping.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (ADuZP)

That, sadly, is misinformation from a arachnophobic world. Current training and accepted best-practices prevent this from ever happening while we drink from your eyes while you sleep.

Posted by: United Brotherhood of Spiders #427 at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (pYBqT)

147 My only problem with spiders are the ones that we eat while we're sleeping.

I think that's bullshit. How does anyone know if you ate a spider while you were sleeping?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

148 Ever see hornets and wasps bouncing around the eaves of your house? They're hunting spiders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (ADuZP)

149
LEG SPAN UP TO 12 INCHES OMG.

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Is that just one leg? Or are you saying it has a diameter of 24 inches?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (M9ntN)

150 120 Weasel gald your mom (or is it the mil) is doing okay. I think the horde is testing my stitches.... I'm laughing out loud and the nurses are double checking my meds.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (lunhD)
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Get well soon Bif! Any cute nurses?
It's the MIL. I had all sorts of great ideas too - walker/crutches slalom, fastest straight time - that sort of thing.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (kv8es)

151 Gotta' be a bitch to build any kind of side or forward bite into the old gal right now. "

Gonna have to stagger tire sizes and maybe a 3rd world alignment job (lower pressure on one side a bit)..

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (6qErC)

152 Dammit, I keep telling you there is NOTHING to see here!

Why won't you ~~deplorable irredeemable~~ peasants be reasonable and accept my superior pronouncements as equivalent to gospel?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (BiNEL)

153 Additional. note: A screenshot of Ace's brilliant riff on David French was being dropped in the comments.

Julie Kelly is a big fan of the Horde and she was dragging French hard (as always).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

154 >>According to the Ring commercials it's a 99% chance that the person or persons that broke into Cummings house were Caucasian.

Duh!

Posted by: Mayhem at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

155 See, the Right's conspiracy theories are just cooked up by internet randos, but the Left's get cooked up for NGO randos who pay Glenn Simpson to cook up their conspiracy theories for them. That's just a much classier way of doing it.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (hdzef)

156 Some of my best friends are spiders. They saved my bacon!

Posted by: Wilbur at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (q1Pj5)

157 You know how they said I'm reluctant to bite? I waited until they finished writing that. Then I ate them.

Posted by: Huntsman Spider at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (agf44)

158 Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (sgzMH)

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Even the sock worked with the comment

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (sgzMH)

159 Is that just one leg? Or are you saying it has a diameter of 24 inches?"

Pi are square.

Or something like that this AM. It was ugly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (6qErC)

160 121
I don't get why you gals are so afraid of spiders, it's not like they're
very hard to see even when they're large and incredibly silent and
literally could be anywhere like in your shoes or your glove compartment
or under the bed...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

+++I really do despise spiders. They just appear. All of sudden they are crawling across the ceiling. Worse, on your computer desk right in front of you. Out of nowhere. Then they just won't die, no matter what you do to them.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (9+jnX)

161 If your going to let the big guys go, why bother with the small stuff?

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

162 141
I would use a handgun on this thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - magnets, how do they work? at August 01, 2019 05:05 PM (y1gYQ)

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Birdshot. You really don't want to miss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (cfSRQ)
.500 SW doesn't miss.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (N39Ws)

163 137 or under the bed...

Or IN my bed as I discovered once years ago. I felt the little fucker bite me, threw the covers off and there he was scurrying to the end of the bed thinking he'd made a clean getaway. I beat him into a million pieces.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

Got bit by a brown recluse once... really not "that" big of a deal... the tick that got me was MUCH worse...

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (bCLt0)

164 138 130 Did you know there are ocean spiders?
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:04 PM (FC8Ev)

Yes, we call them "crabs."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

Nah, the other ones. https://tinyurl.com/y52muh85

Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (FC8Ev)

165 146 These incestuous relationships are going to provide cover for the Chinese human-monkey hybrid invasion.
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (kLDv+)

Where do the spiders come into this?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

166 Is that just one leg? Or are you saying it has a diameter of 24 inches?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (M9ntN)

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Jonah Goldberg's wife thinks that's 48 inches across.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (cfSRQ)

167 I'll take my chances with spiders over hornets/wasps. Way easier to track something that is usually moving along a flat plane, even though spiders can jump.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

168
Charlie's Angels is on. It's the episode when Kris (Cheryl Ladd) goes to a womens prison and she doesn't wear a bra.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (ZNu6S)

169 According to the Ring commercials it's a 99% chance that the person or persons that broke into Cummings house were Caucasian.

Duh!
Posted by: Mayhem

A gang of crackers breaking into homes in the hood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (aNSOb)

170 Where do the spiders come into this?"

They're from Mars.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (6qErC)

171 wingspan is from tip to tip so guessing leg span is the distance from the tip of one leg to the tip of the opposite leg, so the legs are not even six inches long.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (HALdu)

172 A friend is a local cop who was seconded to the DEA for a few years. His take on the FBI is 'that's what you get when you give accountants guns.'
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 01, 2019 04:06 PM (dmoiP)

Nah, Lawyers.

Posted by: Agitator at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (m9DnX)

173 When I find a spider in my house, I usually get him onto a piece of paper and throw him outside. All the other bugs get killed.

Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (eAZVt)

174 "According to the Ring commercials it's a 99% chance that the person or persons that broke into Cummings house were Caucasian."

One of the many perks of white supremacy!

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (TExU3)

175 Kraken, my best friends sister got bit by one. Her wound was the size of a baseball. It was horrible. Took months to heal, they had to do skin grafts and everything. She still has a huge scar.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

176 Additional. note: A screenshot of Ace's brilliant riff on David French was being dropped in the comments.

Julie Kelly is a big fan of the Horde and she was dragging French hard (as always).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

some of you better be blushing now

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)

177 Charlie's Angels is on. It's the episode when Kris (Cheryl Ladd) goes to a womens prison and she doesn't wear a bra.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (ZNu6S)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

178 My only problem with spiders are the ones that we eat while we're sleeping.

I think that's bullshit. How does anyone know if you ate a spider while you were sleeping?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

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Spider carapaces are much harder than six legged bugs', so, like chewed fingernails, they are re-routed since they are so difficult to digest and they end up in your appendix. Scientists dissect that organ, measure the contents, and weigh the separated remains after every appendectomy in order to extrapolate the average number of insects swallowed by the general population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (ADuZP)

179 didn't someone write spiders frequently inhabit purses in warmer climates?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (HALdu)

180 148 My only problem with spiders are the ones that we eat while we're sleeping.

I think that's bullshit. How does anyone know if you ate a spider while you were sleeping?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

Cause you wake up in the morning with little legs stuck between your teefus...

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (bCLt0)

181 >>It's the episode when Kris (Cheryl Ladd) goes to a womens prison and she doesn't wear a bra.

I like that episode. It's jiggly.

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (faKXv)

182 About Comey. Barr is saving Sztrok and Page as narrative witnesses to prove intent on bigger charges

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (1t9NV)

183 Kitten sized spiders > face sized spiders

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (vz93R)

184 Nah, Lawyers."

With guns and money?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (6qErC)

185 Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (FC8Ev)

There is some kind of scary looking spider fish that everyone was catching on one of those cape cod touristy fishing tours I once went on. Anyone know what they are called?

Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (TGtxX)

186 "137 or under the bed...

Or IN my bed as I discovered once years ago. I felt the little fucker bite me, threw the covers off and there he was scurrying to the end of the bed thinking he'd made a clean getaway. I beat him into a million pieces.
Posted by: Jewells45 "

Do you have super powers?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (i4VQJ)

187 .500 SW doesn't miss.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:09 PM (N39Ws)

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Unless it has a seeker module, it can miss.

Plus you are going to put a hole in your house and everything behind it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (cfSRQ)

188 in order to extrapolate the average number of ~~insects~~ arachnids swallowed by the general population.

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Corrected

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (ADuZP)

189 I'll take my chances with spiders over hornets/wasps. Way easier to track something that is usually moving along a flat plane, even though spiders can jump.

I totally agree. I hate wasps more than anything. They are just plain mean. Very plentiful here in MO right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

190 Plus you are going to put a hole in your house and everything behind it."

See, there's now a way to get the debris out of the house!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:13 PM (6qErC)

191 7 in a row. Might have to break up the Mets for unfairly dominating MLB.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 05:13 PM (K/2j/)

192 Why aren't they in prison?

Posted by: Constantine XI at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (yiAMj)

193 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

194 There was discussion earlier about using computers for nuclear weapon design. And how mechanical computers got used in olden times

In the Manhattan Project days Jon Von Neumann did it in his head. He was the smartest guy of the 20th century

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (1t9NV)

195 Kraken, my best friends sister got bit by one. Her wound was the size
of a baseball. It was horrible. Took months to heal, they had to do
skin grafts and everything. She still has a huge scar.

That'll kill the aero package. I'll take my chances with Weasel's MIL.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (pYBqT)

196 176 Kraken, my best friends sister got bit by one. Her wound was the size of a baseball. It was horrible. Took months to heal, they had to do skin grafts and everything. She still has a huge scar.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)
Aw sorry to hear that... my spot was a little less than dime sized.... crusted over.... crust stayed attached for about 4 months... when it fell off left a depression in my ankle, with a brown discoloration... I have heard that the reaction varies widely....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (bCLt0)

197 I totally agree. I hate wasps more than anything. They are just plain mean. Very plentiful here in MO right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

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Ground-dwelling yellow jackets that you only discover *after* mowing over their home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (ADuZP)

198 The praying ones are better than the atheist ones though - at least they're not nihilists.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

199 Charlie's Angels is on. It's the episode when Kris (Cheryl Ladd) goes to a womens prison and she doesn't wear a bra.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (ZNu6S)

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I'm sticking with Magnum. Loved it as a kid, only now realizing how wonderful it was to have all these female guest stars in bikinis.

After my remark about Erin Gray, yesterday, I was pleased to find that I'd turned it off at the end of the show, which meant I got to watch still photos of her as the closing credits rolled.

Very easy on the eyes, she was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:15 PM (cfSRQ)

200 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

It's ok unless she asks if you're single.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2019 05:15 PM (agf44)

201 Umbrage taken, etc. on the usual outrage/hypocrisy du jour. But damn, did you see that spider? I'd use a 12 gauge with bird shot, I think.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 01, 2019 05:15 PM (87EdW)

202 Birdshot. You really don't want to miss.

Don't shoot him. You'll just piss him off.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2019 05:15 PM (FhXTo)

203 Scientists dissect that organ, measure the contents, and weigh the separated remains after every appendectomy in order to extrapolate the average number of insects swallowed by the general population.

okay then. Why didn't my doctor tell me this after my appendectomy? She could have at least told me how many spiders I had eaten up to that point. I feel ripped off now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

204 A friend is a local cop who was seconded to the DEA for a few years. His take on the FBI is 'that's what you get when you give accountants guns.'
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 01, 2019 04:06 PM (dmoiP)

Nah, Lawyers.
Posted by: Agitator

Back in Hoover's day, agents were CPA's or Lawyers. Only. Worked for a retired agent for awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (aNSOb)

205 So it's excellent that DS's golden gal Kameltoe got attacked from the left, and now the Usual Suspects blame RUSSIAN BOTS for Tulsi's social media support.

Posted by: kallisto at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (3nTd6)

206 So, just to be sure I'm following, Hillary Clinton & DNC fingerprints continue on just about every piece of the Russia! Russia! Russia! narrative? Huh.

Why, it's almost like the DNC and their media allies scripted the entire affair. Why, that would further explain the coordinated attacks on Bill Barr and John Ratcliffe as these two gentlemen take over leadership positions at two key choke-points that would allow perpetuation of that narrative.

(FBI: Please don't label me as a Conspiracy Theorist given me insinuating that there is actual deep-seeded corruption within Federal law enforcement and intelligence)

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (ixZXQ)

207 Does Weasel's MIL have a sponsorship package yet? Paint scheme?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (q1Pj5)

208 When I find a spider in my house, I usually get him onto a piece of paper and throw him outside. All the other bugs get killed.
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 05:10 PM (eAZVt)
~~~~~

I kill everything. Mostly with my Bug-A-Salt gun. Love that thing, and the kids got me the laser sight for Christmas so I never miss.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (sGotD)

209 194 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Imagine waking up to one that's laying back and smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

210
Ground-dwelling yellow jackets that you only discover *after* mowing over their home.
--+
Pour diesel in the hole and light it.

Much fun to watch them try to escape, crawl out soaked in diesel and then burn to death

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (k81AA)

211 I've never seen a mantis or stick creature that wasn't chilled out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (vz93R)

212 Back in Hoover's day, agents were CPA's or Lawyers. Only. Worked for a retired agent for awhile.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (aNSOb)

Of course. You don't exactly want an Engineer or Chemist counting up all that blackmail and extortion money.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (pYBqT)

213 208 Does Weasel's MIL have a sponsorship package yet? Paint scheme?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (q1Pj5)

A Jazzy 360 Scooter with pinstriping...

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (bCLt0)

214 Moron Robbie, I got stung by several yellow jackets when I was about 9 or 10. I was climbing the trellis of a house and disturbed their nest. They got both my knees good. My mom asked me why I was so dumb. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (dUJdY)

215
194 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Funny you should mention that:

https://images.app.goo.gl/bzcGtt2hZpuh7dj49

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

216
About Comey. Barr is saving Sztrok and Page as narrative witnesses to prove intent on bigger charges
Posted by: Ignoramus

=======

How long have those two been available for questioning regarding crimes that started in 2015?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 05:18 PM (M9ntN)

217 I kill everything. Mostly with my Bug-A-Salt gun.

--

(searches)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Take my money!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:18 PM (ADuZP)

218 So it's excellent that DS's golden gal Kameltoe got attacked from the left, and now the Usual Suspects blame RUSSIAN BOTS for Tulsi's social media support.
Posted by: kallisto

LOL

It's Russia all the way down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:19 PM (aNSOb)

219 Ground-dwelling yellow jackets that you only discover *after* mowing over their home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (ADuZP)

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A few years back a rodent dug a little nest just under the slab of my garage - and yellow jackets took it over.

I spent all summer carefully trying to fill it in, dumping poison of every description by the can. Took a while, but finally got the damn thing filled in and sealed off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 01, 2019 05:19 PM (cfSRQ)

220 Very easy on the eyes, she was."

The Magnum PI episode...

*yum*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 05:19 PM (6qErC)

221
So it's excellent that DS's golden gal Kameltoe got attacked from the left, and now the Usual Suspects blame RUSSIAN BOTS for Tulsi's social media support.

Posted by: kallisto at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (3nTd6)

I'm guessing the Russian bot Creepy Joe offered Tulsi the VP slot on the dem ticket.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 01, 2019 05:19 PM (TAmPV)

222 One of Fusion's most heinous ops was directed against an independent [actual] journalist who had uncovered major shenanigans related to an energy company and a corrupt Latin American govt. Really dramatic, personal smear campaign against a guy who was published in high-profile outlets.

Would be very fitting if they suffer in whatever legal response may be brewing [I mean beyond Nunes' action].

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2019 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

223 198
I totally agree. I hate wasps more than anything. They are just plain mean. Very plentiful here in MO right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

--

Ground-dwelling yellow jackets that you only discover *after* mowing over their home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (ADuZP)
When I've been lit up by those ground dwelling yellow jackets, I return the favor with a cup full of gasoline poured over their nest. Let it soak in a bit. Light them up. Snap, crackle and pop. Revenge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:20 PM (N39Ws)

224 215 Moron Robbie, I got stung by several yellow jackets when I was about 9 or 10. I was climbing the trellis of a house and disturbed their nest. They got both my knees good. My mom asked me why I was so dumb. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (dUJdY)

If you were smarter you would've blamed your genes.

Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 05:20 PM (FC8Ev)

225 "192 7 in a row. Might have to break up the Mets for unfairly dominating MLB."

They are breaking up the Pirates for the same reason. Or they just suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2019 05:20 PM (i4VQJ)

226 "No, but seriously, that Atari calculator that I had was awesome. You gotta believe me on this. Full size keys and large readout. Awesome."

Hey! Are you making fun of me? LOL!

Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 05:20 PM (eAZVt)

227 There sure is a lot of mystery money flowing around for mysterious purposes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2019 05:21 PM (R/01c)

228 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Go on....

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 05:21 PM (SHtRW)

229 Once every attack is from Russia, there are no attacks

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2019 05:22 PM (BbGew)

230
One of Fusion's most heinous ops was directed against an independent [actual] journalist who had uncovered major shenanigans related to an energy company and a corrupt Latin American govt. Really dramatic, personal smear campaign against a guy who was published in high-profile outlets.

Would be very fitting if they suffer in whatever legal response may be brewing [I mean beyond Nunes' action].
Posted by: rhomboid

=====

A dude named Bek, as I recall. He stuck his hand in his pocket one day and it had a note in it to the effect that they knew where his wife and kids were.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 05:22 PM (M9ntN)

231 A Jazzy 360 Scooter with pinstriping...
Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (bCLt0)

I'm gonna' give you an electric motor, low to the ground ... extra thick foot rest to that'll cut the wind from underneath ya', see. It'll give you three or four more horsepower. I'm gonna' give you a batter that'll hold an extra minute of amps. I'm gonna' shave half an inch off you and shape you like a bullet. I'll get you primed, painted, and weighed, and you'll be ready to go out to that Golden Coral. You hear me ? You're gonna' be perfect.

Posted by: Harry Hogge at August 01, 2019 05:22 PM (pYBqT)

232 208 Does Weasel's MIL have a sponsorship package yet? Paint scheme?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (q1Pj5)
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We're talking to Geritol and Depends.

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2019 05:22 PM (kv8es)

233 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Giant Mantis is good eats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2019 05:22 PM (R/01c)

234 206 So it's excellent that DS's golden gal Kameltoe got attacked from the left, and now the Usual Suspects blame RUSSIAN BOTS for Tulsi's social media support.
Posted by: kallisto at August 01, 2019 05:16 PM (3nTd6)
-------

Tulsi must of struck a mortal blow to Kamala last night because CNN and MSNBC are going after Tulsi aggressively.

Posted by: WisRich at August 01, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

235 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)
Wives gets woken up with a man with 12" asking if she wants some of 'tis. Does that count?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:23 PM (N39Ws)

236 Funnest way to kill wasps is a propane torch, where you can have just a flicker of flame, move it close to the nest and turn it full blast for a second.

Just enough flame to burn all their wings off.

Then move the torch close and kill the larva

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (k81AA)

237 Mantids are also spider hunters. I've seen small ones negotiating webs looking for the owner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (ADuZP)

238 I kill everything. Mostly with my Bug-A-Salt gun.

--

(searches)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Take my money!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:18 PM (ADuZP)

The bug assault is great for flys, doesn't leave a big smear

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)

239 >>One of Fusion's most heinous ops was directed against an independent [actual] journalist who had uncovered major shenanigans related to an energy company and a corrupt Latin American govt. Really dramatic, personal smear campaign against a guy who was published in high-profile outlets.

>>Would be very fitting if they suffer in whatever legal response may be brewing [I mean beyond Nunes' action].

If you are referring to Thor Halvorssen, the Venezuelan human rights activist, he filed a RICO suit against Fusion and others last year for the slime they spread about him being a heroin addict and other shit in retaliation for his reporting on the corruption in the Venezuelan government.

You will be surprised to learn there has been almost no reporting on the case.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (K/2j/)

240 229 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Go on....

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 05:21 PM (SHtRW)

We could ask Paulina Porizkova about it, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (bCLt0)

241 223. Thor Halversson

Posted by: kallisto at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (3nTd6)

242 Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Imagine waking up to one that's laying back and smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'LL BITE HIS HEAD OFF AFTER MATING WITH HIM!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (q1Pj5)

243 244
Imagine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:14 PM (XKgtk)

Imagine waking up to one that's laying back and smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'LL BITE HIS HEAD OFF AFTER MATING WITH HIM!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 01, 2019 05:24 PM (q1Pj5)
What else is new?

-- Every married man on this blog.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)

244 magine waking up to a 12" praying mantis in bed with you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at A

whatever you you should not fuck the praying mantis, do not fuck the praying mantis, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 05:25 PM (HALdu)

245 been stung by wasps a lot, the worst of all is the Red Wasp. Only thing worse than a red wasp was when I was staying with my sister at a house out in the Arizona desert, and I put my shoes on in the morning while forgetting to check to see if a scorpion had made a home in the toe overnight. Oops. Now that hurt a bit. Took a lot of benadryl and luckily had some tylenol with hydrocodone around, got over it in 24 hours. Drank a bit too, I'll admit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

246 Nood

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 05:26 PM (N39Ws)

247 A few years back a rodent dug a little nest just under the slab of my garage - and yellow jackets took it over.

I spent all summer carefully trying to fill it in, dumping poison of every description by the can. Took a while, but finally got the damn thing filled in and sealed off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I have found very fee carbon based life forms that live long after soaking for any length of time in Exxon regular.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 05:26 PM (aNSOb)

248 It was suggested, here, that Kamala was the Obama's golden girl and that they would endorse her and that's why they won't endorse Biden. So if that is the case, why was Kamala so ambiguous about praising past presidents, and didn't call out Barry exclusively as the best of the best?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2019 05:26 PM (9+jnX)

249 235>>>

Considering there were memes of Tulsi shoving Commie-La off of a building, yeah, they got to her.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 05:26 PM (KF0LI)

250 A bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net or Lysol will subdue any insect, just be careful where you point it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 05:27 PM (XKgtk)

251 Yeah, red wasps are rough. I know an old farmer who has been bitten by a cow killer and and stung by one of those big pinky-sized hornets and he says the red wasp holds its own.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at August 01, 2019 05:27 PM (ADuZP)

252
You see this?

A corrections officer was ATTACKED by a mob as he arrived to work...in his cruiser. Animals.

https://tinyurl.com/y65y3nd6

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:27 PM (u8dGb)

253 The burglars apparently left no finger prints and cleaned up the place before leaving.

-
The only thing we know for sure is that they were wearing MAGA hats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)

254 >>> he filed a RICO suit against Fusion and others last year for the slime they spread about him being a heroin addict and other shit in retaliation for his reporting on the corruption in the Venezuelan government.
~~~~~

If I'm not mistaken, they also claimed he was a pedophile.

They truly are despicable people.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2019 05:28 PM (sGotD)

255 If I wake up next to a foot long bug, that f*cker had better start praying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2019 05:28 PM (Ct55T)

256 To Federal Law Enforcement: Assuming you have a true desire to (a) find out what really happened during 2016 election, and (b) that you want to prevent federal employee malfeasance in the future,...

You may want to consider whether not punishing (at all) the criminal behavior of federal employees, you know, might affect whether they give truthful testimony, whether they think they can destroy evidence without consequence, whether they pursue their jobs politically, and whether the general public has even one ounce of respect for you.

Cuz, seems to me that Strzok, Page, etc., might -- how do you put it? -- "be less than forthcoming" given there is zero evidence that there are any consequences for violating oaths, policies or, you know, the law.

Please don't put me on the "dangerous individual" watch list for providing this unique and deep-thinking observation.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 01, 2019 05:29 PM (ixZXQ)

257 235. Yup. And she hit her with the facts of the Toe's own record, not invented GPS b.s.

Posted by: kallisto at August 01, 2019 05:29 PM (3nTd6)

258 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:27 PM (u8dGb)

It will keep happening because no one is ever punished! Assault on an officer should be prison time, no exceptions. No pleas deals, nothing. Kill a cop? You die.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)

259 252
You see this?

A corrections officer was ATTACKED by a mob as he arrived to work...in his cruiser. Animals.

https://tinyurl.com/y65y3nd6
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:27 PM (u8dGb)

Nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)

260

nood rats

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:34 PM (u8dGb)

261 97 Btw, "burglers" is racist. They are now called undocumented shoppers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 04:58 PM (xfb67)

Shouldn't that be "non-financed shoppers"?

Posted by: Sooner at August 01, 2019 05:35 PM (6GlRA)

262 I still think Fusion GPS is the one that started the Ted Cruz infidelity issue, because that essentially knocked him out of the primary. The goal was for Trump to win the Primary because they thought he'd be a pushover in the General election. Oops.
Posted by: Orson at August 01, 2019 05:01 PM (euIzR)

What would we do if the opposition wasn't a gaggle of dumb turds. I voted for Cruz in the Ohio primary mainly because I thought he was the most conservative and I didn't know what to think about the Orange Scalpweasel; but I never thought he had a prayer against The Beast.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 01, 2019 05:35 PM (y7DUB)

263
There's an Electric Ave in Somerville, MA. It's near Tufts University.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 01, 2019 05:42 PM (u8dGb)

264 He did a riff that families should never be separated for misdemeanors and when people pointed out that families are ALWAYS separated during court proceedings, he decided that border crossings should be *decriminalized entirety.*
So there ya go. Another Holy Writ from the St. David French

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

By his logic, everything should be decriminalized because of family separation.

Fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 05:53 PM (jG8R7)

265 226 "No, but seriously, that Atari calculator that I had was awesome. You gotta believe me on this. Full size keys and large readout. Awesome."

Hey! Are you making fun of me? LOL!
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 05:20 PM (eAZVt)
==============
No. I really had said calculator. Loved it. I think it was stolen, actually. The perp had good taste in calculators; what can I say?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 01, 2019 07:06 PM (xptlg)

266 I had a fantasy of Glen Simpson coming home with his groceries opening his door to find Dan Crenshaw waiting inside like Sergeant Dignum from The Departed

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