The FBI Tried to Recover the Classified Memos that James Comey Illegally Leaked, But, Get This, Two "Went Missing," Per Comey's Claim

Gee, evidence of his own criminality "went missing"?

What would Comey say about that, if a target he was investigating (most likely for purely political reasons) claimed that key documents proving his guilt had "gone missing"?

Anyone think that an obstruction of justice charge for destroying material evidence would soon follow?

This should open an enlargerated image.

Quick, let's get Comey the super-easy, barely an inconvenience immunity deal the Obama DOJ gave to Hillary Clinton and her corrupt attorneys.

According to ACLJ executive director and radio host Jordan Sekulow, Mills and Samuelson agreed to turn over their laptops in exchange for:

Immunity from prosecution for anything found on their laptops violating multiple felony criminal statutes governing the mishandling of classified information and/or the removal or destruction of records, including Espionage Act provisions. Further, the DOJ and FBI also agreed to evade the statutory requirements of the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) by purporting to deem the contents of the laptops as not under DOJ or FBI "custody or control.
According to the DOJ Inspector General, who identified these as the "culling laptops," "[a]ll 62,320 emails pulled from the Clinton servers were stored at one time on these laptops." Having taken control of these laptops, agreeing to severely limit its searches, agreeing to unlawfully shield the laptops from FOIA, then agreeing to dispose of the laptops, it appears the Comey FBI and Lynch DOJ did everything in their power to protect Clinton’s senior aids and lawyers from both criminal liability and public scrutiny.

...
The pair were essentially given the green light "to dispose of evidence and refuse to comply with federal law."

So Hillary Clinton created the illegal server to avoid public scrutiny of official records, and part of the DOJ deal to get the hidden official records was a promise to continue hiding them and to "severely limit" any searches of them.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:17 PM

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1 w wygvf4tsqez

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:18 PM (M9ntN)

2
I decided to use the upper half of my keyboard this time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (M9ntN)

3
Oh, and meep meep my ass, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (M9ntN)

4 the closer we get to the next election the more this needs to be dealt with

Posted by: bored383 at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (zJ4nO)

5 LOL getfucked

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (l9mVC)

6
But seriously, this is maddening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (M9ntN)

7 Dog ate it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (tY4MP)

8 Whoopsie?
James Comey

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (l9mVC)

9 There was no criminal intent with the misplacement of those documents.

Posted by: Lowfibass at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (ujwI/)

10 Obstruction! Throw the book at that slimy little maggot.

Posted by: XipeTotec at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (BBhgz)

11
the closer we get to the next election the more this needs to be dealt with
Posted by: bored383

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That's what I'm saying. The longer it goes unchecked, the more danger we're in. We've got ignorant voters and crooked cops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (M9ntN)

12 What a coincidence!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

13 These things happen!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (TExU3)

14 Charles Barkley slams Democrats saying 'every black person I know has always voted Democratic' and virtually all of them 'are still poor' as he takes a shot at CNN's debate coverage.. and jokes he hopes he doesn't'get fired

Charles Barkley said Democrats and Republicans not delivering for black people
He criticized politicians for ignoring poor voters and saying 'both parties suck'
Barkely criticized CNN's debate format for having too many candidates at once
Ex-NBA forward has slammed Democrats before for taking minorities for granted

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (QkjLD)

15 Hey! Two of my best memos are missing!
I worked hard on those!
What did you guys do with them!

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)

16 1 w wygvf4tsqez
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

An appropriate response to articles about Comey's lawlessness. I assume you pounded your keyboard in rage and frustration (possible with your head). I'll do something similar with my schadenboner if he ever goes to jail.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (S48ez)

17 El Chapo escapes! Again!

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (K3B2k)

18 James Comey - straight arrow - boy scout - lone ranger.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (2LelM)

19 Not a smidgen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (85Gof)

20
And that document is dated June 2017. I wonder how long it took Judicial Watch to choke it out of the FBI/DOJ.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (M9ntN)

21 Not a smidgen of corruption in that administration, no sir.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (BbGew)

22 Well, you know what Donny Two Scoops would say.

"Maybe we can get them from the Russians"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)

23 As I said during the Hillary debacle: if you or I did this we would see hard Federal time.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

24 Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Every flatfoot at the scene of a crime at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (FdNxH)

25 Did he double check his purse?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (oh+79)

26 To the best of his knowledge, he should be in jail getting his lost papers reamed.

Posted by: robert c granger at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (uaYXs)

27 This was all meant to be a whitewash. We were never supposed to be able to see the details of any of this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

28 The attorney who leaked them probably has a copy unless he obstructed justice by destroying them. They should raid his office.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (4e+hS)

29 And that document is dated June 2017. I wonder how long it took Judicial Watch to choke it out of the FBI/DOJ.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

#TwoYears!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (Sftm0)

30 Let's as Putin if he has copies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)

31 When is the Trump 2020 Campaign going to sell Tick Tock swag? That's what I want to know.

Comey is well advised to continue spending time with his family on camping trips before he gets sent off to the pokey.... or suicided

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (ixZXQ)

32 Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Wytshus at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (MkJGi)

33 Loss of classified documents?

For mere mortals, that is a serious crime.

For the elites, that is just another Wednesday.

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (EK+Pw)

34 Trump should make a committee of underlings whose sole goal is to identify and terminate the employment of all Swamp creatures still lurking about the Executive branch and facilitating shenanigans like this...

He should call it....

"The Firing Squad".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (AURKQ)

35 28
The attorney who leaked them probably has a copy unless he obstructed justice by destroying them. They should raid his office.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2019 03:22 PM (4e+hS)
See if he has any interesting old records we could paw through that have ZERO to do with this.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (37IEG)

36 I would go on a 1 week bender if Comey was charged and convicted.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (BbGew)

37 see update

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

38 I may not like what Barkley says but I do appreciate his directness and honesty and courage.

Posted by: XipeTotec at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (BBhgz)

39 32 Whoops!

Whoopsie!
Posted by: Wytshus at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (MkJGi)

I'm gonna need you get alllll the way off my back about these missing documents, Sir.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:24 PM (AURKQ)

40 >>>
Whoopsie!
Posted by: Wytshus at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (MkJGi)

I'm gonna need you get alllll the way off my back about these missing documents, Sir.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

lol

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

41 The Washington Post finally gets the goods on Trump : https://is.gd/kb00vl

I'm looking forward to Mike Pence as our new POTUS.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2019 03:24 PM (4e+hS)

42 "Gone Missing?" Surely, they are now planning a dawn raid on his home with as much a show of armed power as possible. No need to ring the flipping bell, break down the door lest they sneak out the windows and into the dawn due.
Someone needs to possibly leave a note to self on a Fox News desk (not Shep) of the date and time of the event so by some STRANGE coincidence a full news crew is there to cover it minute to minute.
Of course, the government needs to impose a gag order on the slimball so he does not "contaminate" the jury pool provided, of course, he is let out on bail.

Posted by: Sweets at July 31, 2019 03:25 PM (0GzkE)

43 Sweetheart deals for Democrats are the norm.They run the media and the government.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:25 PM (l9mVC)

44 "So Hillary Clinton created the illegal server to avoid public scrutiny of official records, and part of the DOJ deal to get the hidden official records was a promise to continue hiding them and to "severely limit" any searches of them."

When you consider who else was on those e-mails - everyone who e-mailed her or received e-mail from her in their official duty, then it really isn't that surprising, is it?

Unless you are an MSNBC host/living brain donor. But most people here are pretty slick and can figure out why all of that would be kept secret and who, besides Clinton, was being protected.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

45 But yeah, if the Deep State wants to throw out a sacrifice, sort of like tossing a Russian peasant out of the sleigh to the pursuing wolf pack, then James Comey makes for a pretty good sacrifice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:26 PM (hLRSq)

46 see update
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

???

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 03:26 PM (aS1PU)

47 The FBI ought to be disbanded, and all unduplicated functions, responsibility, and case load turned over to the US Marshals office.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 03:26 PM (J+mig)

48 This week, at the Bullwark... The Conservative Case For Destroying Information The Would Implicate High-Level Federal Intel, Law Enforcement, and Diplomatic Corps Officials In Felonies

Get yer Hot Takes here!

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (DU2N9)

49 Duh. due=dew
I forgot to say, I would buy tickets to watch this.
Goes without saying that the friendly lawyer needs to get the same treatment - no such thing as attorney-client privilege in this war they started.

Posted by: Sweets at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (0GzkE)

50 FBI: So you murdered 20 people, destroyed a church, pissed on the dead people and kicked their puppies.

PERP: Right.

FBI: We're gonna give ya the needle!

PERP: And I work for the Clinton Foundation.

FBI: Gosh, look at the time, I guess you can leave now.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

51 1 w wygvf4tsqez

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:18 PM (M9ntN)

Hang on, I'm great at interpreting these.

"Help me, help me, I'm being strangled."

Alternatively

"That fucker stole the last pudding cup."

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (FC8Ev)

52 Is this part of the declassification document dump promised by Joe Degenova that was going to happen today, trust me?

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (EK+Pw)

53 How would you like to be James Comey and realize that everyone is going to need a big, tall, dumb sacrifice, and everyone in the room is staring at you.

And your only chance is to throw yourself on the Mercy of Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

54 I read this and I'm starting to think "heads on pikes" would not be such a bad idea, LOL.

More seriously, this is probably why they are squawking about Trump and Barr restoring capital punishment for federal criminals.

They accused Trump of less and they wanted him to swing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

55 Oh, and meep meep my ass, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

MEEP MEEP your own ass, blonde!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

56 This reminds me of the scene from goodfellas where legally purchased items come in through the front, moved out the back door to be sold off by the mob and when the situation became untenable they burned the joint down.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 31, 2019 03:28 PM (n9/Q3)

57 >>>46 see update
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

???

well the Hillary Clinton immunity deal was added only after the Comey stuff had been put up. I just mean, be sure you saw the version with the Hillary Clinton stuff.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

58
???
Posted by: DR.WTF

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The update came pretty quickly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:29 PM (M9ntN)

59 The U.S. has received intelligence that suggests Osama bin Laden's son and potential successor, Hamza, is searching for his 72 virgins (or Virginians)

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:29 PM (QkjLD)

60 58
???
Posted by: DR.WTF

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The update came pretty quickly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:29 PM (M9ntN)

It had been waiting a long time.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

61 How do I get friends like those.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (SSE4t)

62 >>>The update came pretty quickly.

yes, pretty quickly but still above five minutes after the first post

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

63 Has the Pine Scented Druid Philosopher tweeted anything poetic yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

64 Does anything really disappear electronically?

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (EGSGm)

65 That was like two years ago, dude.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (sDeRb)

66 I had forgotten I wanted to post that.

I'm gonna need you to get *alll* the way off my back about this update situation.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

67 They were so sure Hillary would win anyway.Or if worst came to worst Trump would be neutralized quickly....

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (l9mVC)

68 You know, when one travels to Rome, one wonders how the incredible Roman civilization could have come to an end.

Then you look at the "Top Men" in the US during the horrendous reign of Bammy, and the efforts of these Top Men to white wash the crystal clear criminality of Hillary Clinton, and then you know.

What the public already knows about this entire charade is already so bad, it's questionable if the average Joe citizen believes the US law enforcement and intelligence apparatus has ANY credibility. If none of this is punished, the US experiment as we know it is over.

John Adams: "We are a nation of laws, not of men"

Obama and Hillary: "hold my beer"

What a depressing joke.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (ixZXQ)

69 Tar and feathers seems more American but might not be strong enough.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (BbGew)

70 I'm gonna need you to get *alll* the way off my back about this update situation.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

OK, gettin' up off that thang!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (AURKQ)

71 Gee, evidence of his own criminality "went missing"?
.......

Outside his purview.

Posted by: wth - Rat Patrol at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

72 This is obscene.

I just can't even.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (/s+As)

73 The pair were essentially given the green light "to dispose of evidence and refuse to comply with federal law."

Time to just start shooting people. Stop following the law. They don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (Sftm0)

74
yes, pretty quickly but still above five minutes after the first post
Posted by: ace

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Even ace complies with the regulations. (IOW, this ain't no federal government.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (M9ntN)

75 I thought the statute of limitations for Clinton crimes has elapsed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (PVN1+)

76 We need a search warrant for everybody's socks!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (e1mEI)

77 Either everyone involved in this is tried publicly, convicted, and executed in the town square, or we are nothing but slaves.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (NoKAc)

78 Puddin head...i assume you are referring to the cinema version of lr.....?

Posted by: Lone Ranger at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (2Ei8+)

79 70 I'm gonna need you to get *alll* the way off my back about this update situation.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

You're new here, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

80 Does this include Huma's laptop, or were these the known laptops possessed by Hillary and coup, er, crew?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

81 Does it say "NOPORN" on the top of that memo?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (19g6/)

82 Does anything really disappear electronically?
Posted by: VMom's phone at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (EGSGm)

If you get on a warp drive starship you can catch up to those electrons and read the emails.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (aS1PU)

83 Gee, if there were just a profession where people were trained to gather and analyze information and then communicate that information to the general public. Wouldn't that be great? Nothing encapsulates the insanity of our current predicament like the difference in how the FBI and DoJ dealt with Hillary and her crew for their obvious crimes and Trump and his people for his non crimes. And from the media we get......

Posted by: IanDeal at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (vgGyZ)

84 From the last thread...

Oh how I just love the use of "anti-science" by the same mouthbreathers who will scream vile obscenities at anyone who points out science says there are two, and only two, genders.

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (DU2N9)

85 He had no criminal intent in disposing evidence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (PVN1+)

86 Still looks like Whitey Bulger, Corzine, and Epstein got better deals

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (B7KlG)

87 Ooooh, critical documents mysteriously going missing is *TIGHT*!

Posted by: Obstruction of Justice Guy at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (PbpT7)

88 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (vtcmf)

89 -
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Tar and feathers seems more American but might not be strong enough.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM

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Hanging from a lamp post.... and feathers?

Posted by: irright at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (RVcmP)

90 Does anything really disappear electronically?
Posted by: VMom's phone

When the hard drive is slagged via thermite, pretty much yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (Sftm0)

91 81 Does it say "NOPORN" on the top of that memo?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM (19g6/)

It must involve Hillary then.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (sDeRb)

92 (types) ....
(deletes) ...

It's very hard to write something here that stays within the bounds of our lovely host's guidelines.

something something Comey something with a Makita.

Posted by: Cold Rage at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (OXSar)

93 throw out a sacrifice, sort of like tossing a Russian peasant out of
the sleigh to the pursuing wolf pack, then James Comey makes for a
pretty good sacrifice.

It's going to take a team effort to get that ent thru the window in one heave.

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (FhXTo)

94 Comey's last tweet (July 2

:

@Comey

Thank you, Dan Coats, for serving our nation so well and for continuing the proud tradition of Directors of National Intelligence loyal only to the truth. Hopefully you won't be the last.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

95
MEEP MEEP your own ass, blonde!
Posted by: nurse ratched

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My seconds will call on you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (M9ntN)

96 it says "NOFORN," for no distribution to foreign parties.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (PbpT7)

97 OK, gettin' up off that thang!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (AURKQ)

This will help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_uNMy20qAI

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (aS1PU)

98 Looks like the pudding wrasslin' match is back on...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

99 "Tar and Feathers" would be a good name for a joint that sells loosie cigarettes and fried chicken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (AURKQ)

100 Throw these people in jail!

If you and I did this, we would be making big rocks into little rocks.

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (88xKn)

101 Didn't Wiener's laptop contain a bunch of Hillary's emails? Or was that fake news?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (DB16e)

102 Quick, let's get Comey the super-easy, barely an inconvenience immunity deal the Obama DOJ gave to Hillary Clinton and her corrupt attorneys.

Frankly, if Comey flipped on Obama Clinton, it would be worth it to let him skate.

Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (/sTHK)

103 96 it says "NOFORN," for no distribution to foreign parties.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (PbpT7)

Sure. Take all the fun out of it ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

104 The pair were essentially given the green light "to dispose of evidence and refuse to comply with federal law."

Second look at Maximilien Robespierre?

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (DU2N9)

105 > it says "NOFORN," for no distribution to foreign parties.
I read that as "NOPORN" at first.

Yeah, my mind is always in the gutter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (tY4MP)

106 I decided to use the upper half of my keyboard this time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:19 PM (M9ntN)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (Ez6QX)

107 OT:

David Simon: "Watch my award-winning series 'The Wire,' which shows Baltimore is a corrupt, violent, filthy hellhole!"

President Trump: "Baltimore is a corrupt, violent, filthy hellhole!"

David Simon: "Only a racist would say such racist lies about Baltimore!"

Thank goodness we have a president who is not afraid to criticize insane progs and PoCs. That's what's really at stake here: whether white people even have the _right_ to point out progressive and PoC failures.

The rest of us are cowed, and forced to eat prog and PoC sh!t every day, but only the president shows how to actually use the freedom that belongs to us, the freedom we say is so crucial to civilization.

Watch What You Say.

Posted by: gp at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (mk9aG)

108 Riker's Island. Solitary Confinement.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (2LelM)

109 My seconds will call on you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

a dual! omg! so fun.

I'll take Weasel, Mark and Insom

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)

110 The FBI needs to be decommissioned and the leadership jailed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (1VOQD)

111 95
MEEP MEEP your own ass, blonde!
Posted by: nurse ratched

=====

My seconds will call on you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (M9ntN)

Vats of jello at 10 paces!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

112 see update

Can you re-schedule that for when I'm not using the computer.

Posted by: FappusInterruptus at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (FhXTo)

113 Let's move the FBI to Venezuela and then forget to pay them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)

114 Good time for us all to listen to this interview with Erik Prince right before the 2016 election, regarding the who, what, why and how of the Weiner Laptop Computer and cover-up:

https://tinyurl.com/Erik-Prince-LaptopGate

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (NoKAc)

115 I don't think Gen Flynn, Papadopolus, Cater Page, Manafort, Stone..... got these same deals. I'm sure they did though b/c if they didn't that would mean the DOJ/FBI are politically biased. Can't be. Obama told them to go by the book.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (+uDPK)

116 Vince Foster's files wanted company.

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (K3B2k)

117 If we get a video image of Comey doing the perp walk in handcuffs, I'm buying a good bourbon to celebrate. Make it happen, Durham. Make. It. Happen.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (ixZXQ)

118 Two Americas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

119 Off Topic,

Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (EK+Pw)

120 So their crime lab fabricates evidence and their leadership launches coups. Why, exactly, are they still in business?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)

121 If only we had some protocols regarding the handling of classified materials, and maybe some sort of enforcement mechanism.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (87EdW)

122 These deals were made on June 10th, 2016 - when did Loretta Lynch have her tarmac meeting with Bill? IIRC, it was late June and then the FBI interviewed Hillary over July 4th weekend, then wrapped up the investigation.

It appears that Comet signed away all of this before Lynch met with Bill, and a month before declaring he was not recommending to AG Lynch to prosecute. He was bought early.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

123 -
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Does it say "NOPORN" on the top of that memo?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 03:32 PM

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Government workers, without exception, are so depraved that any paper in their possession, without NOPORN at the top, will immediately be covered in it.

Posted by: irright at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (RVcmP)

124 The update came pretty quickly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:29 PM (M9ntN)

It had been waiting a long time.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:30 PM (RD7QR)
----I swear its never happened before

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (6b6MO)

125 "I've leaked classified documents, you people wouldn't believe, hmm ... Attack media on fire off the shoulder of Podesta ... I've watched hookers glitter in urine near the Red Square Gate ... All those fantasies, will be lost in time ... Like queers in Spain ..." -- St James Comey's last words before being hanged

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (F+MsV)

126 119 Off Topic,

Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
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I would love to see the amount of cash moving out of Hong Kong now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:39 PM (2LelM)

127 119 Off Topic,

Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (EK+Pw)

Tibet and the Uighurs say "Yeah, if he feels like it." Of course the market won't like that but they'll adapt.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

128 If we get a video image of Comey doing the perp walk
in handcuffs, I'm buying a good bourbon to celebrate. Make it happen,
Durham. Make. It. Happen.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:37 PM (ixZXQ)

That video will need bagpipes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

129 Fed cutting interest rate a quarter percent.

https://tinyurl.com/y2gcgg8j

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2019 03:40 PM (hjaPQ)

130 Testing.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

131 > Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

If they screw up Hong Kong/Shenzen, the Chinese economy goes straight in the shitter.
Historically this has been followed by the populace deciding that the current Emperor has lost the Mandate of Heaven, and an abrupt change in leadership (most often by China fracturing into multiple states for a while, each with its own warlord).

Interesting times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (tY4MP)

132 Testing.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

Muad'dib has taken the water of life.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (aS1PU)

133 He should call it....

"The Firing Squad".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And they should hire this character from the movie Cat in the Hat to deliver the good news:

https://tinyurl.com/YOU-RE-FIREDDDDDDD

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:42 PM (NoKAc)

134 Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (EK+Pw)

So, what is the correct response here?

I am wondering if we could arrange for a cargo ship to pull up to the Hong Kong docks that an anonymous source tells the anti-China guys to check out. And oh my goodness, it is full of automatic weapons, ammo and anti-tank missiles. What a coincidence!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

135 One post per minute? This seems.... bad. The hamsters didn't get talked into doing the fasting thing too did they?

(pushes hamster crack through the usb port)

Posted by: Cold Rage at July 31, 2019 03:42 PM (OXSar)

136 Didn't Wiener's laptop contain a bunch of Hillary's emails? Or was that fake news?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 31, 2019 03:35 PM (DB16e)

Yes. Now - who else's names were in the address bar? Who do you think might just e-mail or receive e-mail from the Secretary of State?

Can you help? It is a real puzzler why the Director of the FBI (who would never in a million, jillion years ever have to contact the Secretary of State by e-mail) might be real interested in sweeping this under the rug.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

137 20
And that document is dated June 2017. I wonder how long it took Judicial Watch to choke it out of the FBI/DOJ.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:21 PM (M9ntN)

Christopher Wray. Protecting the crooked FBI the best he can.

What does the Clinton Foundation have on him?

Gut the FBI from the top down. Clean it out. And stop telling me most are fine and decent. Every one of them have an effing badge and took an oath to uphold the Constitution.

Either bust these corrupt bastards or you are a part of the corruption yourself, "Fine Men and Women".

Turning the other way and whistling is no longer an option.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (sy5kK)

138 .. but they are so mean ..

Lori Loughlin's Daughters Kicked Out of Their Sorority at USC

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (QkjLD)

139 134 Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (EK+Pw)

So, what is the correct response here?

I am wondering if we could arrange for a cargo ship to pull up to the Hong Kong docks that an anonymous source tells the anti-China guys to check out. And oh my goodness, it is full of automatic weapons, ammo and anti-tank missiles. What a coincidence!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

The Chinese will be perfectly happy to line up a couple thousand Hong Kongers (Hong Kongese?) and ventilate them. They fear internal strife more than anything else.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

140 Mistakes were made.
Vast, right-wing conspiracy.
What difference does it make?

Posted by: Hil(hic)lary at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (9+jnX)

141 Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong.

Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
---------------------

Honestly, I don't care. Not our problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (wCmLp)

142 Hey I'm sure these will be thrown on top of the other charges that will be coming down any day now.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (n9/Q3)

143 Lori Loughlin's Daughters Kicked Out of Their Sorority at USC
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (QkjLD)

Cat fight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (85Gof)

144 He really should have been charged by now. But Trump won't do it because that would cost him the election next year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

145 138 .. but they are so mean ..

Lori Loughlin's Daughters Kicked Out of Their Sorority at USC
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:43 PM (QkjLD)

'Marry their brother."

- - Ileitis Omar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)

146 Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

'Seven in One Stroke' no doubt

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (QkjLD)

147 Oh, and meep meep my ass, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

MEEP MEEP your own ass, blonde!

Posted by: nurse ratched

*grabs video camera, popcorn, and soda*

"CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (NoKAc)

148 115 I don't think Gen Flynn, Papadopolus, Cater Page, Manafort, Stone..... got these same deals. I'm sure they did though b/c if they didn't that would mean the DOJ/FBI are politically biased. Can't be. Obama told them to go by the book.
---------------

The difference in treatment is horrendous. Anybody associated with Trump, specifically, and the GOP, generally, gets Swat raids and Rikers Island for removing mattress tags, while serious criminality by anybody associated with the Democrat party is ignored, forgiven, waived and not reported. "Conspiracy Theory" with a waive of a hand at the mountains of documentary evidence and removal from FBI of almost everyone involved.

They Live remake when? OBEY. IGNORE. CONFORM. SUBMIT.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (ixZXQ)

149 You joke about immunity but I am certain he already has it.

NOTHING will be done to any of these traitors. NOTHING.

Posted by: Ree at July 31, 2019 03:45 PM (N3yvc)

150 (Looking at the Hoover Building in DC)
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth on which it stood.
Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 03:45 PM (DU2N9)

151
a dual! omg! so fun.

I'll take Weasel, Mark and Insom
Posted by: nurse ratched

======

then I'm declaring myself the winner now. One look at Insom and you'll wiggle your butt and POUNCE. Next comes a series of SMOOCHes, and by then I've got you drowned in jell-o.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)

152 The FBI needs to be destroyed.

In its place, I suggest a new Federal Police Agency, but made up of 6-12 Regional Police Agencies, with all of them equal and reporting to the AG. The exception will be Washington DC and everything within 50 miles of it. That will be overseen by the heads of the regional Police Agencies, and everyone assigned will be on a two to four year assignments before returning to theie original regions. There will be no Central HQ, and no HMFWIC.

Something similar should be done with the rest of the DOJ.

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (EK+Pw)

153 >132
Testing.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

Muad'dib has taken the water of life.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 03:41 PM (aS1PU)

Just a wee dram. I somehow got AOS banned on my home wifi. I haven't said anything controversial lately so I assume its a mistake. LTE and work wifi seem to be fine. I'll try resetting my home router later.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (sjdRT)

154 I disagree about the reason why Hillary had a private server. It wasn't to keep the public from seeing them. She would have used encryption if she had been concerned. She used a private server so FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES COULD READ HER MAIL. She and Odumbo cooked it up so they could prove to our enemies what good intentions we have.

You can bet our enemies couldn't believe what they were reading.

Where are the 30000 emails?

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (K7IOk)

155 Clinton - Lynch tarmac meeting June 14 I think

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (BbGew)

156 then I'm declaring myself the winner now. One look at Insom and you'll wiggle your butt and POUNCE. Next comes a series of SMOOCHes, and by then I've got you drowned in jell-o.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)

The pre fight trash talk is always more interesting than the actual fight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (ycWCI)

157 is the blog broken?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

158 >then I'm declaring myself the winner now. One look
at Insom and you'll wiggle your butt and POUNCE. Next comes a series of
SMOOCHes, and by then I've got you drowned in jell-o.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)

.........go on.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (sjdRT)

159 ace, cereally, you've got to view the video I post the link for at 114 above.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:47 PM (NoKAc)

160 We will never see justice done to any of these deep state people. Never. In fact, I will be greatly surprised if Trump even manages to clean house and at least get all this criminality to stop. God bless him for trying, at least.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 31, 2019 03:47 PM (5KWnQ)

161 159 ace, cereally, you've got to view the video I post the link for at 114 above.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2019 03:47 PM (NoKAc)

I am guessing not busty lesbians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:47 PM (ycWCI)

162 Chinese troops are supposedly being massed at the border of Hong Kong. Will Xi try to Tianamen Square an entire Metropolis?
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Michael Yon reported last week that this conflict is going to get much bigger. He also said Hong Kong's constitution allows for Chinese troops to enter in the case of natural disasters or to "restore order." So they have a ready-built rationalization if they do invade.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2019 03:47 PM (hjaPQ)

163 Testing....

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (4e+hS)

164 So he took the two memos and broke them and said unto the masses, "take and hide these as a reminder of my malfeasance"

Posted by: Saint Jimmy Comey the Pious at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (Pfm7z)

165 85 He had no criminal intent in disposing evidence.
________________

And even if you could prove I did, no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute me anyway!

'Cuz everybody knows that the only reasonable prosecutors are Dim/Clinton apparatchiks, and we don't eat our own!

Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (k4dH2)

166 She and Odumbo cooked it up so they could prove to our enemies what good intentions we have.

You can bet our enemies couldn't believe what they were reading.

Where are the 30000 emails?
Posted by: torabora at J

what he said, was done so that someone else could have access to them.

these are the same idiots that were involved in giving the chicom the w88 so what is a little email.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (HALdu)

167 The loonies have another debate tonight?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (l9mVC)

168 146
Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

'Seven in One Stroke' no doubt

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (QkjLD)

Yeah right!

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (ymnmz)

169
then I'm declaring myself the winner now. One look at Insom and you'll wiggle your butt and POUNCE. Next comes a series of SMOOCHes, and by then I've got you drowned in jell-o.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Meanwhile Weasel takes out your entire troupe from 1000 yards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (d7Ww2)

170 Now we also have to figure out who in our IC knew about the unsecured Hillary private server.

And Odumbo needs grilled about it too. Not a smidgen of corruption my ass.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (K7IOk)

171
.. but they are so mean ..

Lori Loughlin's Daughters Kicked Out of Their Sorority at USC
Posted by: SMOD

=====

Now there's nothing left for them at school except ATTEND CLASSES. Bummer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (M9ntN)

172 I think we should completely keep the focus solely on Hillary Clinton and not even think of all of the people who were on her illegal e-mail distribution list. That way we can make sure that the public, never, ever, begins to wonder how deep the rot actually goes.

Who's with me on protecting the good names of all of the people on Hillary's distribution list?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

173 > 'Seven in One Stroke' no doubt

I saw that movie. Peter North, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (tY4MP)

174 146
Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

WTF??

Posted by: PETA at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (4e+hS)

175 The real reason for the investigation was so they could grant immunity to all the criminals.

Posted by: OCBill at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (df+Zi)

176 Like queers in Spain ..." -- St James Comey's last words before being hanged
Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (F+MsV)

I thought Steve Hayes was back already?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

177 Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM

That would truly put her as a foreign agent, no way am I thinking that
She was just keeping her back room dealing for the Clinton initiative out of the prying eyes.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)

178 Meanwhile Weasel takes out your entire troupe from 1000 yards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (d7Ww2)

You ladies do realize that your seconds do not actually fight the duel for you, right?

They are just like... hype men.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

179 Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV8)

180 china is way more fragile than the sinophiles think. there is china then there is the chinese, invitation only, communist party, that is about 90 million people. not everyone outside the party is as interested in going to war for some islands.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (HALdu)

181 >>Good time for us all to listen to this interview with Erik Prince right before the 2016 election, regarding the who, what, why and how of the Weiner Laptop Computer and cover-up:

https://tinyurl.com/Erik-Prince-LaptopGate
- - -
Sad to hear him saying it's in Preet Bahara's hands, and he's a stand-up guy with a sterling reputation in expectation that the sh#t is about to hit the fan for Hillary.

NOPE

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

182 >179
Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV

Don't cross the streams!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (sjdRT)

183 179 Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV

"Silly autocorrect! I meant to type 'f*ck'!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

184 179 Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV

Probably would not have been taken real well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (ycWCI)

185 Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed .

Well, we knew it wasn't a late celebration of Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (+0VWg)

186 182 >179
Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV

Don't cross the streams!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (sjdRT)

=========

Exactly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV8)

187 154 I disagree about the reason why Hillary had a private server. It wasn't to keep the public from seeing them. She would have used encryption if she had been concerned. She used a private server so FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES COULD READ HER MAIL. She and Odumbo cooked it up so they could prove to our enemies what good intentions we have.

You can bet our enemies couldn't believe what they were reading.

Where are the 30000 emails?
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (K7IOk)

------

I didn't think Trump was joking when he asked Russia for the emails.

I think he was stupid in limiting the ask to just Russia. I would have said, Russia, China, Iran, France, Germany, Israel.

Because you know thay ALL have her emails.

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (EK+Pw)

188 167 The loonies have another debate tonight?
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (l9mVC)

This is the one with all the Candidates of Color, I believe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

189 Sound, fury=nothing. Until I see a 6'7" pine-scented fucknut modeling an orange jumpsuit and stainless jewelry.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (ty7RM)

190 169
then I'm declaring myself the winner now. One look at Insom and you'll wiggle your butt and POUNCE. Next comes a series of SMOOCHes, and by then I've got you drowned in jell-o.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Sometimes you walk into a room in the middle of a conversation and go, oh, turn around, and walk out.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (9VeU0)

191 184 179 Jeez...on a group IM with people at work, and I almost called someone a cuck as a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV

Probably would not have been taken real well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (ycWCI)

===========

Half the audience is Phillipino, so there would have been a few, "What's a cuck?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV8)

192 188 167 The loonies have another debate tonight?
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (l9mVC)

This is the one with all the Candidates of Color, I believe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

i.e. "The Real One"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (AURKQ)

193 It is an assumed coordinated effort to insulate Clinton and her aides from a political bias point of view. That's a big risk to take if you are in the DOJ or the FBI (just look where Comey is sitting right now).

There's more. People like Comey don't hang their posteriors out the window like this unless there is a real good reason. And, I'm not buying the "Clinton couldn't lose the election" spiel either. There's more. There are dirty deeds in the past. Very dirty deeds. Things that put Clinton in a position to negotiate this ridiculous, outlandish set of conditions.

I keep coming back to the vast majority of the players in this little game getting either their start or a nice promotion back in Bill Clinton's second term (Strzok, Comey etc.) . I, also, question the explanation given by Hillary relative to why she had all those FBI files. At the time it was assumed she was digging out oppo research even though she denied it. More likely, she was recruiting.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (Q7Y84)

194 If immunity was given under false pretenses, it seems immunity is void.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (1VOQD)

195 > They are just like... hype men.

Well, more than that. The seconds were responsible for finding and inspecting the proposed dueling ground, arranging for the weapons and any ground rules that may apply, ensuring that a doctor is present...

They were sorta like roadies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (tY4MP)

196
Meanwhile Weasel takes out your entire troupe from 1000 yards.
Posted by: nurse ratched

=====

My troupe? You don't know about the Secret Horde of Lethal Lurkers, do you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (M9ntN)

197 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Wait, Comey isn't sure if he made a memo? I THOUGHT HE SAID HE MEMORIALIZED EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME OUT OF HABIT?

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0)

199 > Until I see a 6'7" pine-scented fucknut modeling an orange jumpsuit and stainless jewelry.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (ty7RM)

**sniff**

That's f_cking poetry.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

200 Half the audience is Phillipino, so there would have been a few, "What's a cuck?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV

It's a type of cucumber! Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (ycWCI)

201
Charles Barkley said Democrats and Republicans not delivering for black people
He criticized politicians for ignoring poor voters and saying 'both parties suck'

They should create their own party and run their own candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (aKsyK)

202 I like the Buutigig fella.

Posted by: Obamafly at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (K7IOk)

203 So when do we start finding out about the 2012 election shennanigans?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)

204 People better do jail time. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (OVRJp)

205 174 146
Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

WTF??
Posted by: PETA at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (4e+hS)

Rats, flies, gnats - these people are the princes of vermin

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (Izzlo)

206 154
I disagree about the reason why Hillary had a private server. It wasn't
to keep the public from seeing them. She would have used encryption if
she had been concerned. She used a private server so FOREIGN
INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES COULD READ HER MAIL. She and Odumbo cooked it up
so they could prove to our enemies what good intentions we have.

You can bet our enemies couldn't believe what they were reading.

Where are the 30000 emails?

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:46 PM (K7IOk)

I always thought it was a perfect blind drop and if she ever got bagged for it she'd pull the Urkele "Did I doooo Thaaaaaaat?" And then everyone would laaugh and off she would go to her next big gig. Which is exactly what happened.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

207 -
--
You ladies do realize that your seconds do not actually fight the duel for you, right?

-------------

They're just there to WATCH the pre-dual haka. Which should be EPIC.

Posted by: irright at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (RVcmP)

208 This is all bullshit.

Baroke Owebama PROMISED me that he would run the most transparent administration in history.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

209 201
Charles Barkley said Democrats and Republicans not delivering for black people
He criticized politicians for ignoring poor voters and saying 'both parties suck'

They should create their own party and run their own candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (aKsyK)

=======

Call them Black Nationalists!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (iikV8)

210 > This is the one with all the Candidates of Color, I believe.

Yes. I'm expecting them all to gang up on Racisty McRacist Biden. This was planned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (tY4MP)

211 My troupe? You don't know about the Secret Horde of Lethal Lurkers, do you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

ah crap. can't we just have a drink?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

212 duel

Posted by: irright at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (RVcmP)

213 Even if I thought I accidentally smeared a dead insect on my gigantic forehead, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be my lublic explanation.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (87EdW)

214
You ladies do realize that your seconds do not actually fight the duel for you, right?

They are just like... hype men.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

Typical female attitude tbh. Arrange a fight and expect men to duke it out for their amusement.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 03:54 PM (FC8Ev)

215 146 Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (QkjLD)

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read all day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)

216 Typical female attitude tbh. Arrange a fight and expect men to duke it out for their amusement.

Posted by: Someguy

well, duh.

I wouldn't want to break a nail.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

217 *sits back*
*grins*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

218 215 146 Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 03:44 PM (QkjLD)

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read all day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)

At least it wasn't "shampoo"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

219 172 I think we should completely keep the focus solely on Hillary Clinton and not even think of all of the people who were on her illegal e-mail distribution list. That way we can make sure that the public, never, ever, begins to wonder how deep the rot actually goes.

Who's with me on protecting the good names of all of the people on Hillary's distribution list?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at July 31, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

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SHit! You know how many times we talked about Uranium One!?!

So many, I have forgotten how many!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (EK+Pw)

220 If Ace is still around, if/ when Comey is arrested, is that one or more flaming skulls?

Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (OeWgo)

221 111 95
MEEP MEEP your own ass, blonde!
Posted by: nurse ratched

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My seconds will call on you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (M9ntN)

Vats of jello at 10 paces!
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

I have some Valu-Rite to add to that jello to make shots.

Will that help?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

222 Immunity for me and not for thee!!

Weeeeee! Being a Democrat is fun!!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (pb2oD)

223 Interesting on who DID NOT get immunity.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (K7IOk)

224 is the blog broken??

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Well, it leans right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

225

I would arrest Hillary, Bill and the Obama's in the middle of the night just for the hell of it. Full SWAT team tactics.

Then go, "Oops!" I see you got those sweet, sweet immunity deals....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (vEIlU)

226 I always thought it was a perfect blind drop and if she ever got bagged for it she'd pull the Urkele "Did I doooo Thaaaaaaat?" And then everyone would laaugh and off she would go to her next big gig. Which is exactly what happened.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

This is largely accurate.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

227 >I have some Valu-Rite to add to that jello to make shots.

Will that help?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

Now that is proper sanitation.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (sjdRT)

228 Jell-o shots at ten paces!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (AURKQ)

229 How would you like to be James Comey and realize that everyone is going to need a big, tall, dumb sacrifice, and everyone in the room is staring at you.

And your only chance is to throw yourself on the Mercy of Trump.

Or give up Loretta Lynch. Maybe Barry if his instructions came direct from the POTUS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (CNkLk)

230 223 Interesting on who DID NOT get immunity.
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (K7IOk)

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I didn't.

I think I'm in for some prison time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (iikV8)

231
I would love to see the amount of cash moving out of Hong Kong now.
Posted by: Puddin Head

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It could probably tip over the island.

Posted by: Hank "Science" Johnson at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (M9ntN)

232 ah crap. can't we just have a drink?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

It is winesday after all

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (7bcfy)

233 I have seen some knockdown drag outs involving women.Black women and strippers....

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (l9mVC)

234 94 Comey's last tweet (July 2:

@Comey

Thank you, Dan Coats, for serving our nation so well and for continuing the proud tradition of Directors of National Intelligence loyal only to the truth. Hopefully you won't be the last.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

Comey is a piece of shit.

The pine smell just covers it up for a little while.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 03:57 PM (sy5kK)

235 Laws are for little people and deplorables.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2019 03:57 PM (pb2oD)

236 Super careful about recording and documenting everything then "oopsie!" lost them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 31, 2019 03:57 PM (VPvxh)

237 Meanwhile, wasn't there supposed to be a big document release today?

.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 31, 2019 03:57 PM (cct0t)

238 Serpent head James Carville had Hillary's email nailed early on - he said she did because she didn't want Louie Gohmert rooting around in her email.

It is plenty simple.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (9VeU0)

239 My right eye is starting to twitch.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (I849g)

240 If Ace is still around, if/ when Comey is arrested, is that one or more flaming skulls?
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (OeWgo)

It's cute you think someone will be arrested for anything that's happened in govenment for the last 10 years.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

241 It is winesday after all

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2019 03:56 PM (7bcfy)
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Isn't everyday?

*hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

242 Charles Barkley said Democrats and Republicans not delivering for black people
He criticized politicians for ignoring poor voters and saying 'both parties suck'

They should create their own party and run their own candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (aKsyK)

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Call them Black Nationalists!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (iikV

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I am ready. The numbers have foretold my fate!

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (EK+Pw)

243 Oh man....

Comey gets frogmarched, and THEN there's a huge doc dump...

I may have to go to my bunk if that happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (AURKQ)

244 >>>You ladies do realize that your seconds do not actually fight the duel for you, right?

they're women. they naturally think it's "let's you and you fight"

Posted by: x at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (nFwvY)

245 You ladies do realize that your seconds do not actually fight the duel for you, right?

They are just like... hype men.

Unless they also quarrel setting up the duel, then they fire crosswise to the principals and at the same time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) knows the Code Duello at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (CNkLk)

246 Comey getting arrested has to be a 5 pudding cup thread

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (BbGew)

247 Yeah, I remember all those times I took home classified stuff and just left it laying around. And then the dog ate it.

I know I'm not supposed to hate people and yet...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (rMkYz)

248 Is this part of the declass release?

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (kD8Fh)

249 Comey is a piece of shit.

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And he's not even our piece of shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

250 Its good to know that the laws of this country are optional.

Oh, you mean they are only optional for certain people?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (YslsA)

251 What a depressing joke.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 03:31 PM (ixZXQ)

It often feels that the whole human experience is a joke. We hit some stunning new height of civilization, order, and liberty never-before seen in the world, then piss it all away for the same bullshit. For the vanity of a self-appointed elite, who imagine themselves masters of the universe. They dumb down and beat down the people that built the civilization, and it all falls apart.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)

252 The darkest of the dark on Anthony Wiener's laptop was Hillarypron.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (C1Lsn)

253 Isn't everyday?

*hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

Yes

Posted by: Drunk wives matter at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (7bcfy)

254 Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 03:38 PM (F+MsV)

I just noticed your latest nic.

So very true.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

255 Oh, you mean they are only optional for certain people?
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It's good to be king.

Posted by: Democrats and Illegal Aliens at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (vg8iE)

256 So if Comey gets arrested do all the morons dip their nuts in the jello vat while Nurse and Blonde Morticia jello wrestle and the seconds shoot at each other?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

257 OT:

I've been skimming through old Pauline Kael movie reviews, and I just simply do not like her. It's like she doesn't understand what entertainment is.

Blazing Saddles:
"Mel Brooks' comedy of chaos, with a surfeit of chaos and a scarcity of comedy."

Aliens:
"But at 2 hours and 17 minutes this is just a very big "Boo!" movie, with bum dialogue."

Casablanca:
"It's far from a great film, but it has a special appealingly schlocky romanticism"

It's not that she disagreed with me, but she didn't seem to actually like movies very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (iikV8)

258 My right eye is starting to twitch.
Posted by: abbynormal

Buy a lottery ticket!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (Sftm0)

259 It often feels that the whole human experience is a joke.

Mother, forgive me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (CNkLk)

260 AOC : Israel is criminal in it's treatment of the Palestinas and they have no choice but to riot.

https://fxn.ws/2OsPnIt

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (4e+hS)

261 Seems legit.

Posted by: Bleating sheep at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (6/uwW)

262 It often feels that the whole human experience is a
joke. We hit some stunning new height of civilization, order, and
liberty never-before seen in the world, then piss it all away for the
same bullshit. For the vanity of a self-appointed elite, who imagine
themselves masters of the universe. They dumb down and beat down the
people that built the civilization, and it all falls apart.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)

Yep...living in the end times of Atlas Shrugged. The whole world slowly spins down and all the crabs pulling you back in the pot with them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (ymnmz)

263 We're standing by and ready to do our patriotic duty.

Posted by: American Lamp posts at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

264 242 Charles Barkley said Democrats and Republicans not delivering for black people
He criticized politicians for ignoring poor voters and saying 'both parties suck'

They should create their own party and run their own candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 03:52 PM (aKsyK)

=======

Call them Black Nationalists!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 03:53 PM (iikV

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I am ready. The numbers have foretold my fate!
Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at July 31, 2019 03:58 PM (EK+Pw)

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Just none of those Black Hebrew Nationalists allowed!

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (EK+Pw)

265 Apparently, WaPo has written that hamburgers have some sort of Russian connection.

And Trumps likes hamburgers....

Yeah.

Northern California was settled by Russians.

Go!

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (9VeU0)

266 Tonight's All Star lineup will be:

Biden
Kommie La
Kristin G
Julian Castro
Tulsi Gabbbard
Jay Inslee
? Bennett of CO
Bill De blasio

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (+0VWg)

267 @Comey

Thank you, Dan Coats, for serving our nation so well and for continuing the proud tradition of Directors of National Intelligence loyal only to the truth. Hopefully you won't be the last.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
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I'm looking forward to the day the DOJ leaks that Comey is under investigation and Comey suddenly starts yelling "WitchHunt!"

Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

268 willow weeped again:

317 SC police shoot CC man in his own home and lie about it. Deputy initially said victim opened the door and pointed a gun at him.

https://nbcnews.to/2GEujbw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, and in Houston, Dennis and his wife Rhogena are still dead.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyrdt289

Call 911 and die

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (I6i1o)

269 So if Comey gets arrested do all the morons dip their nuts in the jello vat while Nurse and Blonde Morticia jello wrestle and the seconds shoot at each other?
Posted by: joncelli

Hmmm. Ok!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (Sftm0)

270
ah crap. can't we just have a drink?
Posted by: nurse ratched

=====

Way ahead of you. Ch3ers.

Posted by: Hank at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (M9ntN)

271 At least it wasn't "shampoo"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

Not that I give a rat's ass, but you would think SOMEONE would tell him he had shit on his forehead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

272 Yep...living in the end times ~~of Atlas Shrugged~~.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (BF6SJ)

273 >>How would you like to be James Comey and realize that everyone is going to need a big, tall, dumb sacrifice, and everyone in the room is staring at you.

And your only chance is to throw yourself on the Mercy of Trump.
- - -

It's called karma, b#tch.
Whatever dread and paranoia he's feeling, he's earned it with his own behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

274
Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed
Posted by: SMOD

Halo of flies

https://youtu.be/fGOD1-NtxH8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (aKsyK)

275 263 We're standing by and ready to do our patriotic duty.

Posted by: American Lamp posts at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

We will be happy to assist!

Posted by: American Oak Trees at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (EK+Pw)

276 So when do we start finding out about the 2012 election shennanigans?
=====================
What "shenanigans"?!? We ran a noble, ethical, hard fought campaign against an honorable, but formidable opponent. My running mate, Paul Ryan, was fair, and displayed exemplary sportsmanship. The battle was pitched, but alas, we did not prevail. We did, however, emerge with our honor intact. Has anyone seen my dick??

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (ty7RM)

277 Black Hebrew Nationalists allowed!
Posted by: Louis Farrakhan

They make great hot dogs, for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (FdNxH)

278 273 >>How would you like to be James Comey and realize that everyone is going to need a big, tall, dumb sacrifice, and everyone in the room is staring at you.

And your only chance is to throw yourself on the Mercy of Trump.
- - -

It's called karma, b#tch.
Whatever dread and paranoia he's feeling, he's earned it with his own behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

==========

"It's because I went against my queen!!"
-Comey, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (iikV8)

279 257 OT:

I've been skimming through old Pauline Kael movie reviews, and I just simply do not like her. It's like she doesn't understand what entertainment is.

Who in the hell voted for that Nixon guy, anyway?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (sy5kK)

280 Tonight's All Star lineup will be:

Biden
Kommie La
Kristin G
Julian Castro
Tulsi Gabbbard
Jay Inslee
? Bennett of CO
Bill De blasio

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And who will represent the witch constituency?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

281 It often feels that the whole human experience is a joke.

No reason to get excited.

Posted by: some thief, speaking kindly at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (WwHot)

282 279 257 OT:

I've been skimming through old Pauline Kael movie reviews, and I just simply do not like her. It's like she doesn't understand what entertainment is.

Who in the hell voted for that Nixon guy, anyway?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (sy5kK)

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No one important, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (iikV8)

283 277
Black Hebrew Nationalists allowed!

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan

They make great hot dogs, for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (FdNxH)

Blood sausage, I think.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (ymnmz)

284 Someone should wipe Jim, with a pistol.

I think I spelled that word wrong...it's, whip, right?

RAYCISS!!!!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (37IEG)

285 I've been skimming through old Pauline Kael movie reviews, and I just simply do not like her. It's like she doesn't understand what entertainment is.

My favorite bit of Pauline Kael trivia is that the villain in Willow was named for her.

(And there's a monster called the Ebersisk, because fuck subtlety.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (l8gTz)

286 maybe Comey wiped them with a cloth, cackle.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (ZqRa6)

287 >>AOC : Israel is criminal in it's treatment of the Palestinas and they have no choice but to riot.

https://fxn.ws/2OsPnIt

Not content to just start a hot war here in the US, she's trying to get things going again in Israel.

When will Omar and Tlaib visit Israel and "Palestine?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

288 I'd be amused if Comey was taken away in the back of a Smart Car.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (n1yOz)

289 Thank you, Dan Coats, for serving our nation so well and for continuing the proud tradition of Directors of National Intelligence loyal only to the truth.

CLAPPER BLATANTLY LIED TO CONGRESS, ASSHAT.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (rMkYz)

290 I wonder if Biden will be placed between Spartacus and Commie La so that they can both take shots at his racism, or will the DNC protect him by putting him someplace else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (+0VWg)

291
It often feels that the whole human experience
is a joke. We hit some stunning new height of civilization, order, and
liberty never-before seen in the world, then piss it all away for the
same bullshit. For the vanity of a self-appointed elite, who imagine
themselves masters of the universe. They dumb down and beat down the
people that built the civilization, and it all falls apart.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)

+++
In. A. Nutshell.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (9+jnX)

292 Not that I give a rat's ass, but you would think SOMEONE would tell him he had shit on his forehead.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Not the kind of thing you laugh off the next day. You shit on your head, you've made a commitment!*

*stolen and paraphrased from Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (ycWCI)

293 It's not that she disagreed with me, but she didn't seem to actually like movies very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (iikV

The real test - what did she think of Prometheus?

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0)

294 He didn't intend to lose them though.

Is the thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (yL25O)

295 288
I'd be amused if Comey was taken away in the back of a Smart Car.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (n1yOz)

A tiny little fiat with the cloth top pulled back and his head sticking out

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)

296 185 Pete Buttigieg says smudge on his forehead during debate may have been a gnat he killed .

Well, we knew it wasn't a late celebration of Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (+0VWg)

"Only SO_CALLED CHRISTIANS receive ashes on their forehead for Ash Wednesday!!!"

Posted by: Reverend Pastor Boootygig, channeling that Sola Scriptura dude at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (kD8Fh)

297 It often feels that the whole human experience is a joke.

No reason to get excited.

-
Uh, purple haze?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

298 291
It often feels that the whole human experience
is a joke. We hit some stunning new height of civilization, order, and
liberty never-before seen in the world, then piss it all away for the
same bullshit. For the vanity of a self-appointed elite, who imagine
themselves masters of the universe. They dumb down and beat down the
people that built the civilization, and it all falls apart.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)

+++
In. A. Nutshell.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (9+jnX)

It teaches humility.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (FC8Ev)

299 294
He didn't intend to lose them though.

Is the thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (yL25O)
And they were really just opinions so, no harm no foul

Posted by: Friendly Judge at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (37IEG)

300 Just remembered it was predicted a document release today, it ain't over yet but not hearing anything .

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

301 Oh how I just love the use of "anti-science" by the same mouthbreathers who will scream vile obscenities at anyone who points out science says there are two, and only two, genders.
Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 03:33 PM (DU2N9)

Well, science says there are two, and only two, sexes. Grammar says there are three genders, masculine, feminine, and neuter. In English, we mostly only gender nouns for living things that have sexes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (abNpZ)

302 257 - I always thought Kael was overrated. I remember one of her big complaints about "Alien" was that we never saw any of the ore they were hauling.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (19g6/)

303 Mr. Clean is a Criminal ??? Next you'll tell there is not a Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 04:07 PM (BqBId)

304 293 It's not that she disagreed with me, but she didn't seem to actually like movies very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:00 PM (iikV

The real test - what did she think of Prometheus?
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0)

=========

We'll never know...she died long before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV8)

305 Many years ago I designed a flaming skull gif. It was more disturbing than the pierced chimp.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2019 04:07 PM (JK35b)

306 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

Apparently Marianne did o.k. all on her own so perhaps she's going to stay at home and do spells all on her own to defeat the forces of the opposing Dem candidates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:08 PM (+0VWg)

307 We'll never know...she died long before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:07 PM (iikV

I am sure Zombie Pauline Kael will be along any time now in the comments.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (9VeU0)

308 302 257 - I always thought Kael was overrated. I remember one of her big complaints about "Alien" was that we never saw any of the ore they were hauling.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (19g6/)

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Someone commented on my review of Persona, and they pretty much copied Kael's review of it. So, I've been searching.

Yeah, she had her perch and never left it until she died. I'm not sure if she earned it, though.

She hated fun things and things that challenged her notion of what a movie should be.

Film critics with rules about what movies have to do I tend to find kind of worthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (iikV8)

309 Yeah

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (9VeU0)

310 All this and she was gonna be the most powerful person in the world.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (iYTSa)

311 188 167 The loonies have another debate tonight?
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2019 03:48 PM (l9mVC)

This is the one with all the Candidates of Color, I believe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

So the Democrats are having segregated debates? Typical for them, I suppose.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (xjiRE)

312 https://politi.co/2Ye9Mpj
*******
Democratic debate on CNN sees steep ratings drop - POLITICO

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)

313 266 Tonight's All Star lineup will be:

Biden
Kommie La
Kristin G
Julian Castro
Tulsi Gabbbard
Jay Inslee
? Bennett of CO
Bill De blasio

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (+0VWg)

Will it not be on broadcast TV again?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2019 04:10 PM (I6i1o)

314 You're a better man than I BY FAR if you can wade through all that river of krap.

She DID like Bonnie & Clyde A LOT, & her drum beating for it probably kept it alive until it found its audience.

She had an obvious girl crush on Warren Beatty.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 04:11 PM (Cssks)

315 if it was up to me, I'd start arresting every swamp member for obstruction using the mueller definition of obstruction just to have their lawyers basically recreate the barr memo.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 31, 2019 04:11 PM (JziUy)

316 It's this: https://youtu.be/leI3bVI1asI?t=417

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2019 04:11 PM (K3B2k)

317 Just remembered it was predicted a document release today, it ain't over yet but not hearing anything .
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Postponed, of course.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2019 04:11 PM (vg8iE)

318 Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2019 04:10 PM (I6i1o)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (+0VWg)

319 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru

You misspelled the governor's name,

It is Jay Insanelee.

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (EK+Pw)

320 Will it not be on broadcast TV again?

Best description of CNN ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (rMkYz)

321 who run BARREL TOWN !

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (WWTog)

322 266 Tonight's All Star lineup will be:

Biden
Kommie La
Kristin G
Julian Castro
Tulsi Gabbbard
Jay Inslee
? Bennett of CO
Bill De blasio

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:01 PM (+0VWg)

Booker should be there too, no?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)

323 314 You're a better man than I BY FAR if you can wade through all that river of krap.

She DID like Bonnie & Clyde A LOT, & her drum beating for it probably kept it alive until it found its audience.

She had an obvious girl crush on Warren Beatty.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 04:11 PM (Cssks)

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That's another thing, her reviews are really short. A lot shorter than I had expected, but I should have expected a couple hundred words each an no more. She wasn't writing serious film criticism. She was filling in a couple of inches in the middle of the NYT.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (iikV8)

324 There's a Downfall meme out there regarding Mueller not finding shit. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (Sftm0)

325 There another debate tonight?

I'm sure that I will be doing a crossword puzzle instead of watching 10 yrs old argue with each other.

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (88xKn)

326 So tonight is Heat 2 of the Democrat Demolition Derby?

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (sDeRb)

327 Sorry, Braenyard, Jumpy computer

I don't know who will be showing it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (+0VWg)

328 250 Its good to know that the laws of this country are optional.

Oh, you mean they are only optional for certain people?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 31, 2019 03:59 PM (YslsA)

The quote on the masthead seems more pertinent every day. You look at the number of liars and thieves prospering, and can't help but go "so when's my payday?"

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (J+mig)

329 Judicial Watch has deposed, J Cooper, H Samuelson, J Sullivan, Preistap and a couple of others I haven't read yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (tEVlJ)

330 Well, speaking for more bullshit - the speedy trial Epstein will get starts...NEXT June.

Yessir! Hurrah for Constitutional rights to a speedy trial (followed by the speedy passage of a slow moving steam roller over his lower half)

Posted by: Friendly Judge at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (37IEG)

331 SO tired of the "release of documents any day now." Starting to blame Trump for this. He has ultimate declassification authority. "Sources and methods" and yada yada have to be weighed against the dangers of NOT declassifying and releasing this information.

If the monstrosity of the failings of the FBI, DOJ and intelligence agencies are successfully white washed away, without serious punishment and reforms, it will clearly signal it's A-Ok to completely politicize law enforcement and intelligence, you know, just like Lois Lerner and Holly Paz. Was I the only one that studied punishment theory in college? Retribution? Deterrence? Rehabilitation?

Pfffft. Consider me thoroughly disgusted.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (ixZXQ)

332 Yep, tonight is colored candidates night. This is CNN.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (O8WFE)

333 So the Democrats are having segregated debates? Typical for them, I suppose.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2019 04:09 PM (xjiRE)

---

Yesterday was the "Thrilla in Vanilla!"

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 04:14 PM (EK+Pw)

334 302 257 - I always thought Kael was overrated. I remember one of her big complaints about "Alien" was that we never saw any of the ore they were hauling.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (19g6/)

...

And we never saw Citizen Kane actually sledding either.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2019 04:14 PM (yL25O)

335
Booker should be there too, no?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)

Oh, yes. I forgot to include Spartacus. I must subconsciously try to forget him because he's my awful Senator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 04:14 PM (+0VWg)

336 332 Yep, tonight is colored candidates night. This is CNN.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (O8WFE)

Maybe Biden will wear blackface.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (sDeRb)

337 Yesterday was the "Thrilla in Vanilla!"

It had a crystal witch in it, so that's worth a lot IMO.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (l8gTz)

338 Whoops

Posted by: Dave at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (UCeNW)

339 326 So tonight is Heat 2 of the Democrat Demolition Derby?
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (sDeRb)

We need an echoing voiceover like the do for announcing tractor pulls:

Live in the arena ena ena! It's Joe Biden iden iden and Kamala Harris arris arris in the throwdown of a LIFETIME iftime iftime.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

340 Well, we knew it wasn't a late celebration of Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 03:51 PM (+0VWg)

Could be a taint print.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (abNpZ)

341 332 Yep, tonight is colored candidates night. This is CNN.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 31, 2019 04:13 PM (O8WFE)

OMG! They put Joe Biden back in chains!

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (EK+Pw)

342 334 - I always thought Kael was overrated. I remember one of her big complaints about "Alien" was that we never saw any of the ore they were hauling.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (19g6/)

...

And we never saw Citizen Kane actually sledding either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2019 04:14 PM (yL25O)

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Did we ever see Rick fight in Spain in Casablanca? No? Worthless!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:16 PM (iikV8)

343 Could be a taint print.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 04:15 PM (abNpZ)
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Post-coital mushroom stamp

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2019 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

344 Live in the arena ena ena! It's Joe Biden iden iden and Kamala Harris arris arris in the throwdown of a LIFETIME iftime iftime.

WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY

We'll charge you for the whole seat, which is a rip off, because you'll only need the edge!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 31, 2019 04:16 PM (l8gTz)

345 Pffft. John Solomon just said Comey report will be embarrassing and "serious," but conservatives are "likely to be disappointed" by the DOJ's decision about whether to press charges.

Game Over, Man. Nuke us all from orbit please.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 04:16 PM (ixZXQ)

346 No reason to get excited.

Posted by: some thief, speaking kindly at July 31, 2019 04:04 PM (WwHot)

** Flicks cigarette light **

SETS BLOG ON FIRE & STOMPS FRANTICALLY !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Pyrophobic Critic ... at July 31, 2019 04:17 PM (LPnfS)

347 Well, speaking for more bullshit - the speedy trial Epstein will get starts...NEXT June.
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EXCELLENT! plenty of time...

Posted by: Arkancide Consulting, a division of Clinton Global LLC at July 31, 2019 04:18 PM (ty7RM)

348 Let's see...Scene of ship hauling ore...or...scene of OMG CREEPY ALIEN-FACE-SUCKING-THING BUSTING OUT OF A GUY'S FUCKING CHEST!

Yeah, let's go with the ore.

Posted by: Alien Director's Meeting at July 31, 2019 04:18 PM (O8WFE)

349 348 Let's see...Scene of ship hauling ore...or...scene of OMG CREEPY ALIEN-FACE-SUCKING-THING BUSTING OUT OF A GUY'S FUCKING CHEST!

Yeah, let's go with the ore.

Posted by: Alien Director's Meeting at July 31, 2019 04:18 PM (O8WFE)

============

Ridley Scott got the job, apparently, because he had a clear idea for the facehugger and presented a sketch of it to the producers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 04:19 PM (iikV8)

350 334 302 257 - I always thought Kael was overrated. I remember one of her big complaints about "Alien" was that we never saw any of the ore they were hauling.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 04:06 PM (19g6/)

...

And we never saw Citizen Kane actually sledding either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2019 04:14 PM (yL25O)

*snort*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

351 Well what was the POINT of having a secret server to sell out the Country if I couldn't shit can all the evidence!!!!

*Hic*

*Shart*

Posted by: H====>! at July 31, 2019 04:20 PM (8dBeE)

352
Pffft. John Solomon just said Comey report will be embarrassing and "serious," but conservatives are "likely to be disappointed" by the DOJ's decision about whether to press charges.

Game Over, Man. Nuke us all from orbit please.
Posted by: RichardWindsor

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Shei-zit. What exactly is "the Comey report" by the way? I've lost track of all the reports that will drop in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Hank at July 31, 2019 04:20 PM (M9ntN)

353 A very half-wittish coup.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at July 31, 2019 04:20 PM (P83tS)

354 Amichai Stein
@AmichaiStein1
#BREAKING: US Treasury sanctions #Iran Foreign Minister Zarif @JZarif

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)

355 Ok, at this point, what laws has Hillary and Co. *not* broken?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (XKZwp)

356
RE: sidebar item about Goldberg.

I guess the exciting new hayesgoldberg2019@gmail.com newsletter venture isn't exciting enough for Jonah to know his supposed "partner" has returned from his extended vacation and is doing media hits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (5aX2M)

357 Let's see...Scene of ship hauling ore...or...scene of OMG CREEPY ALIEN-FACE-SUCKING-THING BUSTING OUT OF A GUY'S FUCKING CHEST!

Yeah, let's go with the ore.

One of the great scenes in Futurama was in the episode with All My Circuits- The Movie, which was quasi-interactive. See, at different points, the audience selects what the character will do, kind of a Choose Your Own Adventure deal.

Anyway, the audience apparently selected "go over paperwork."

It was funny. Much funnier than my horrible description. I may look for it on YouTube after work, which is fast (i.e. slowly) approaching.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (l8gTz)

358 I wonder if anybody bothered to ask Comey's good friend that he leaked to if those memos might be in his possession?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (tEVlJ)

359
Jeff Seldin @jseldin
5m
.@nytimes confirming @ckubeNBC scoop that #alQaida's Hamza bin Laden, son of Osama bun Laden, is dead...adding US had a role in the operation that killed him

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (BqBId)

360 Ok, at this point, what laws has Hillary and Co. *not* broken?!
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The law of gravity.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (vg8iE)

361 Nood Gawker

Posted by: rd at July 31, 2019 04:21 PM (EK+Pw)

362 According to ACLJ executive director and radio host Jordan Sekulow, Mills and Samuelson agreed to turn over their laptops in exchange for:

A Permanent Fix.

This is possibly the most disgusting of all the disgusting scams and lies of the Obama FBI and DoJ.

They aren't even trying to fake it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

363 Enlargerated is the new embiggened.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2019 04:22 PM (YUMZl)

364 Let's see...Scene of ship hauling ore...or...scene of OMG CREEPY ALIEN-FACE-SUCKING-THING BUSTING OUT OF A GUY'S FUCKING CHEST!

Yeah, let's go with the ore.

Well, they could have cut one of the three "let's wander around looking for that damn cat" scenes to make room for an ore mining establishing shot.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2019 04:22 PM (9t0Zz)

365 Nothing says FU so much as the fbi pis***g on your right leg while the cia cr*ps on your left foot.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2019 04:22 PM (I6i1o)

366 Uh, purple haze?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
All Along The Watchtower

Posted by: kactus at July 31, 2019 04:22 PM (HIasT)

367 So Comey walks?.... free as a bird as was once said.

I want my free get-outa jail free card too....

Posted by: DXO at July 31, 2019 04:23 PM (nzKWW)

368 I hope Cory Booker gets fiercely masculine but not so fierce it becomes toxic. such a delicate balance.

I suggest a well cut suit which he can offset with a tasteful carnation in his front pocket, like Oscar Wilde.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2019 04:23 PM (WWTog)

369 And we never saw Citizen Kane actually sledding either.

-
Hey, if you push Orson Wells down the hill, you've got to drag him back up the hill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

370 adding US had a role in the operation that killed him

And now, let's hear the eternal Gap Band classic "You Dropped a Bomb on Me."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 04:24 PM (rMkYz)

371
SO tired of the "release of documents any day now." Starting to blame Trump for this.

Pfffft. Consider me thoroughly disgusted.
Posted by: RichardWindsor

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If they all walk, I'll quit him. And if Comey walks, I'll quit Barr.

I can't believe all the Barr worship I've seen. All we've got to go on re what we call the Deep State is his statements, nothing he's actually done.

Posted by: Hank at July 31, 2019 04:24 PM (M9ntN)

372 Hey, if you push Orson Wells down the hill, you've got to drag him back up the hill.

Like Elvis and Brando, Orson had a couple of different body type eras.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2019 04:25 PM (rMkYz)

373 So about 300 days for Epstein to go over a million documents.

That's over 3000 a day for the math challenged.

His defense better be I didn't do it, nobody saw nothing, you can't prove anything. And he has to prove to they jury that the cops are racists and show them that the gloves don't fit.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 04:25 PM (K7IOk)

374 Nood With Firing of Gawker.

Posted by: Vanceone at July 31, 2019 04:26 PM (KbgjX)

375 And yet there are dem politicians out there thundering every day, "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW, INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 31, 2019 04:26 PM (COzlW)

376 345 Pffft. John Solomon just said Comey report will be embarrassing and "serious," but conservatives are "likely to be disappointed" by the DOJ's decision about whether to press charges.

Game Over, Man. Nuke us all from orbit please.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 31, 2019 04:16 PM (ixZXQ)

______________________________

He's very aware that US Attorney Jessie Liu controls who gets indicted and who gets a pass. She's given a pass to the Anwan's, James Wolfe and McCabe. He's a realist and knows she will play gatekeeper with Comey as well. They need to toss her, but they screwed up. Instead of sending her packing, they offered her a promotion to the #3 spot at the DOJ. She removed herself from consideration to remain in her lower position. Now, they can't remove her without severe problems because she's a minority female, and she was offered a promotion. So, how would you justify her removal?

This is one of Trump's major blunders...and Barr's.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2019 04:30 PM (u3ulh)

377 #364 That cat is a survivor like the little girl. We want to see them evade the evil aliens. Besides Odumbo put the iron ore companies out of business.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2019 04:30 PM (K7IOk)

378 Tar and Polonium.

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2019 04:31 PM (RuIsu)

379 So they are saying they did very bad stuff. But too big to fail? No consequences? Well so I believe our response should be no more peons have come nse nuances either unless a violen crim against another

Posted by: Willow at July 31, 2019 04:31 PM (MzRR9)

380 258 My right eye is starting to twitch.
Posted by: abbynormal

Buy a lottery ticket!

Posted by: rickb223

Mine too. Now I've got a hook AND a patch.

Posted by: The Priate From the Joke last week. at July 31, 2019 04:32 PM (/Fmtj)

381 Also since no need for them to comply with laws. We should also sneer at them. I'm sure this will work fine

Posted by: Willow at July 31, 2019 04:33 PM (MzRR9)

382 Law applied only to us lower beings. Yeah I don't think this is going. To work out.

Posted by: Willow at July 31, 2019 04:35 PM (MzRR9)

383 Yeah I hope I get jury duty. I'm going to make sure no one little peon goes to prison for doi g way less than our betters

Posted by: Willow at July 31, 2019 04:38 PM (MzRR9)

384 The server was a dead drop. They were sellg SAPs,not avoidg FOIA

Posted by: Christopher A Wright at July 31, 2019 04:47 PM (Cxz9y)

385 None of this matters an iota. Nobody--NOBODY will be held to any account unless they designate a low-level scapegoat.

They will completely get away with the worst thing anyone the US government has ever done and it won't even hurt their book deals.

Posted by: Ree at July 31, 2019 05:09 PM (N3yvc)

386 I had a really good day in Court today and was catching up on emails and a bit of AOS, when suddenly my blood pressure spiked.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 31, 2019 05:47 PM (n7DR8)

387
Nail Comey's balls to the door, like Martin "Slices like a hammer" Luther.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 31, 2019 06:17 PM (1hM1d)

388 #86 - Jean

Well, you have to remember Whitey Bulger was "moved for security reasons" and murdered in his new prison the next day.

Gee, funny; I haven't heard ANY follow-up on those strange circumstances.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at July 31, 2019 08:58 PM (Linbr)

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