NBC Poll: Trump at 48% Approval

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David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.


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1 Well!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (NMAzL)

2 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (8D42x)

3 First?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (+Kpte)

4 suh praz suh praz suh praz!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

5 shit, damn you Miley,

*in a good way*

so I guess it's SPONGE!!! Time instead.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (8D42x)

6 Imagine if he had President First Historical Smartest Black Man's press.

He'd be at 92%.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (mJzdQ)

7 Umm..is that Biden???

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (tH5fk)

8 First!

Wait, no. Sponge!

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (XHsbw)

9 A day-walking first for the Duchess!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (NMAzL)

10 But...he did literally the worst thing ever three times this week!

Surely, the Ahoy Boys can't all be wrong?

Posted by: El Kabong at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (datdl)

11 Yeah he looks too pretty for Biden. Photoshop?

Posted by: David Prince at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JkygK)

12 Nazi white supremacy fascist dog whistle.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough with His Nose Up Minka's Ass at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (hjaPQ)

13 I'll drop the $3.99 for one day delivery for you, David.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (cspJy)

14 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

15 Winning!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JlT9X)

16 Plus #9! Woohoo!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (NMAzL)

17 Dear MSM (aka Enemy of the People):

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (WnKHt)

18 Biden looks scary. Wow.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (JlT9X)

19
I want Biden to win.

I want to see Trump do an imitation of him going "Come onnnn, maaaannnn!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (M9ntN)

20 Mexican Word of the Day is JOO.

Did JOO eat yet? No JOO?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (gmo/4)

21 I just finished a cigar.


Time for another one. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (TB7HE)

22 Nice, but probably goosed for "omg MASSIVE Trump drop" next week.

Do not care, enemies don't suddenly become trustworthy because they say something you like. President Trump is sticking up for Americans, while the Dems go crazy.

That's really all I need to know.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (LR3Y8)

23 7 Umm..is that Biden???
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (tH5fk)

that is one goofy ass picture!

I think the other big news out of this poll is how hopelessly fractured the Dem race is. Bernie Bro supporters aren't gonna just say "oh ok, we're cool with Biden now." That's a problem for them all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

24 That pic of Biden is truly horrific!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (aW5/6)

25 Why, you might ask, isn't he at 75%?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (xJa6I)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

27
*sends David French my Amazon Prime login*

Let's get this done, Dave... feel free to upgrade the shipping.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)

28 Biden looks like Jimmah.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (cspJy)

29
ITS JUST EVIDENCE THAT HALF THE COUNTRY IS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!



ME: . . . and?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

30 Hey Nurse!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (NMAzL)

31 LOL....SurveyMonkey....that's some quality polling there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

32 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime



Hope it stays up better than shelves.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (ql3m8)

33 Well, this about wraps it up for--


Early night for--


Uh...

Uh...


NORMAN, PLEASE COORDINATE!!!

Posted by: sKwurt at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (ccIpV)

34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

35 French will be in the closet with Carradine

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (RnxWP)

36 But, but that's before he incited violence at his rally against the Gals

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

37 30 Hey Nurse!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (NMAzL)

Where you goin with that gun in your hand?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

38 So, in other words Trump is polling in the 53-58% range. Good to know.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (2nW6u)

39 I think Biden will be out of the race relatively soon. If not, he is likely to be running his campaign from hospice or a Sunrise Senior Living facility.

The MSM is doing its best to keep Trump's numbers low but I frankly don't believe anything they report, kind of like I don't believe the PRC GDP growth statistics.

I don't know which idiot will win the DNC nomination but the whole party is rapidly rushing off the cliffs of insanity and I don't see that changing. The "winner" of the nomination is likely to be a lunatic of epic proportions.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (+Kpte)

40 Finally something to steal...

Posted by: Jonah 'Ace' Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (yhf6w)

41 SCREAM AND LEAP!

How, may I ask, will the MSM spin this to make Trump look bad?

My suspicion is that they will simply ignore it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (ClOmq)

42 Surveymonkey > Punk Monkey

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (cspJy)

43 Man. That's some old man teeth there Slow Joe.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

44 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime

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pedantic hat on

RAFTER??? The word you seek is joist.

pedantic hat off

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

45 Is Biden suffering from jaundice or is he wearing off-white face??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (Dh1wo)

46 Damn. Smiling Joe has more botulinum toxin in him than a tin of Civil War era plotted meat.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (mvenn)

47
How, may I ask, will the MSM spin this to make Trump look bad?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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"Trump solidifies hold on white supremacists"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (M9ntN)

48 ITS JUST EVIDENCE THAT HALF THE COUNTRY IS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!


ME: . . . and?
Posted by: fixerupper



Psssst. Look around you. Every other person is a Trump supporter.

BOO!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (ql3m8)

49 Where you goin with that gun in your hand?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

Heeeeey maaaaaaaaaan!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (NMAzL)

50 Potted.

Dammit.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (mvenn)

51 I sure hope their leftist billionaire sugar daddies don't notice that the TrueCon 'influencers' haven't influenced jack shit with their money.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (datdl)

52 Keep in mind: Slow Joe is the best case scenario for victory for the Dems. BEST case.

Trump is gonna eat three scoops for Christmas 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (xJa6I)

53 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

54 Lefties subvert language and polls. Trump's approval is more than 48%.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (vkS2Z)

55 "Come onnnn, maaaannnn!"

That has to be the most annoying thing I've ever heard and he says it constantly... Wonder why Crazy Uncle Joe hasn't been called out yet for an obviously sexest remark... Man?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

56 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime"

Prime day deal for shelves?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)

57 That picture of Biden reminds me of Clint Eastwood's remarks about him at the convention.

"We all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. He's just kind of a grin with a body behind it."

Posted by: Cheri at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (oiNtH)

58 34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Looks like Walter from Jeff Dunham's act.

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (XHsbw)

59 It's almost as if average Americans like his message, hate illegal immigration, and love his economy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (BqXKV)

60 I think the other big news out of this poll is how hopelessly fractured the Dem race is. Bernie Bro supporters aren't gonna just say "oh ok, we're cool with Biden now." That's a problem for them all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

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It's a problem for them.

Bernie Bros/the NPC base will turn out hard next year for almost anyone, but not for Biden, Buttigieg, or Gabbard.

The Trump voters they need to win won't go for any of the flaming radicals, though.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (AzW6q)

61 Joe looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker when he had the fleshtone makeup on.

Posted by: sKwurt at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (ccIpV)

62
9 A day-walking first for the Duchess!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (NMAzL)



I just said that you n the last thread!

I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)

63 Biden's got the Cheshire cat vote sewn up.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

64 The Deep State will do everything in its power to destroy the economy next year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (WnKHt)

65 A new "NBC News/SurveyMonkey" poll?

Rhesus or spider?

I guess they have an advantage over hiring humans. A monkey can be paid less, and the monkey can hold stuff in his tail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (ClOmq)

66 Not fair, i was listening to Monique rant and tell truth about her (and my) President, and another post goes up.

Sigh

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (B5K06)

67
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

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Well, he has had brain surgery.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

68 6 Imagine if he had President First Historical Smartest Black Man's press.

He'd be at 92%.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (mJzdQ)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (Ez6QX)

69 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (mJzdQ)

70 And is that really Gropin' Joe Biden? What happened to his face?

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (B5K06)

71 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison


Probably. He looks hale and hearty in the photo.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (T6t7i)

72 >>>Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)

73 Well, he has had brain surgery."

Salad?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)

74 34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)


Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (wo+B3)

75 Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

76 69 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

Don't forget abortion.. Their Holy Grail

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

77 72 >>>Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)




Addition by subtraction

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (XHsbw)

78
Wonder why Crazy Uncle Joe hasn't been called out yet for an obviously sexest remark... Man?
Posted by: It's me donna

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I was thinking that, too!

I'd also like to see how Trump would handle a debate in which Joe starts chortling with his tongue out before an answer is even halfway out of Trump's mouth.

Gee, do you think he'd ignore that jackassery the way Paul Ryan did? Poor Paul. He was a different kind of guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (M9ntN)

79 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)

80 Tell that to Gary McNamara lead host On Redeye Radio & Libertarian who thinks PDT is fucking up

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqBId)

81 Joe Biden: Why so serious???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (xJa6I)

82 The poll is before RacismGate.

They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ccIpV)

83 Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

84 The French Davidians must be in a tithey.

All frothed up. Roiled and agitated.


Of course, this polling just proves America is really just Nazi Germany. Hitler probably polled at 48% too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (pUDQf)

85 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Thanks. I was thinking South Park Canadians, but yours it better.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

86 75 Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

___

That's GOUCHO COLLEGE GRAD Jonah Goldberg to you!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (WnKHt)

87 The Winning just does not get old.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (jp0Bv)

88
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.


Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)


WE'RE ON IT!!

Posted by: Daily Beast at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

89 67
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
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Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)


You mean they actually gave him one?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (wo+B3)

90 22 Nice, but probably goosed for "omg MASSIVE Trump drop" next week.

Do not care, enemies don't suddenly become trustworthy because they say something you like. President Trump is sticking up for Americans, while the Dems go crazy.

That's really all I need to know.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (LR3Y


Right. His rating is probably closer to 65%.

Safest thing to do is stay away from the fluffers.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (GaXyD)

91 >>>Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.


He bought in bulk for Hughina Hewitt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (BqXKV)

92 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Can't say much for the plugs either. Apparently there wasn't enough fertile ground remaining for them to take root.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (xSo9G)

93 And that was an NBC poll, so it's likely it was really 62%. Or maybe they just sampled registered transgender Demonicrats?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (m79Dg)

94 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)
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Hey now, that's not nice. I like hazelnuts.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (aXucN)

95 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

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Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper
\
They forgot to put it back !

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (arJlL)

96 83
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss


Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

97 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (WnKHt)
*******
They have been since PDT has been elected, Nothing

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)

98 The lobby desk at "The Bulwark" now has a bowl of Midol sitting there like breath mints.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (cspJy)

99 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)


Yeah, it looks like it's from 1985 or thereabouts.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (wo+B3)

100 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

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....and Impeachment, gun confiscation, Abolition of the Electoral College and THE SMOKIN HOT GREEN NEW DEAL!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

101 Hitler had better numbers and look how that turned out.

Posted by: Seth Mandel : Cuck at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (P1AAi)

102 Miley -

Are their any weeds left in SC ?

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (arJlL)

103 I just do not see the Demonrats nominating Biden.

An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

The Socialists, Communists and Antifa will NOT vote for Biden in the general. He is just Trump with a different Mama. But he is white and not woke enough for them.

The Demonrats are screwed no matter who they nominate

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (J9wxX)

104 82 The poll is before RacismGate.

They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.

Well, he had already insulted the Gals. He just hadn't held his Klan rally yet

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

105 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
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Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

You mean they actually gave him one?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (wo+B3)

Frankengroper.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (m79Dg)

106 Dudes, Trump is not "really" at 62 or 65 approval. He's around 50. Half the country likes him half wants to see him impeached. It's been that way since election day and will be that way forever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (WnKHt)

107 Cheshire cat vote?

Vanishing votes yes

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (RnxWP)

108 Presumably, French also hired a handyman to assemble those things for him and satisfy his wife.

Posted by: Anotheranon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (9RNDU)

109 Imagine where we'd be if, instead of making fun of Trump, Barry had asked him to be the White House's top financial adviser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (mJzdQ)

110 Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)
******
To see if he had one

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (BqBId)

111 Snuffleupmypuss
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

If that doesn't win you a Presidential Medal of Freedom, I don't know what should.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (AURKQ)

112

Slow Joe's Uplifting Message

My plastic surgeon's one you have to like
Whene'er he sees me coming he says, "Yikes"
That dimple in my chin
Shows up every time I grin
One more face lift I'll be sporting a Van Dyke

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (mvenn)

113 52 Keep in mind: Slow Joe is the best case scenario for victory for the Dems. BEST case.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (xJa6I)


That's what I think, too. I think the Politburo was stung by losing the "blue wall," and will want to move the earth to avoid that happening again, regardless of the outcome of the election.

I suspect that the Politburo considers the loss of the "blue wall" much like they would the loss of California; a stinging and humiliating rebuke from somewhere they took for granted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (VNsf1)

114 >>>Snuffleupmypuss



LOLOLOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (BqXKV)

115 The MSM is doing its best to keep Trump's numbers low but I frankly don't believe anything they report, kind of like I don't believe the PRC GDP growth statistics.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (+Kpte)

I don't believe those numbers, either.

Remember the polls for Hillz before she LOST.
(I still love saying that.)

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (B5K06)

116 I would like to believe that, bit by bit, more and more people are beginning to realize that Trump has turned out to be a pretty damn good president.

it's the people who think that presidential leadership means leading the country which ever way the Europeans want who are all pissy about Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ZqRa6)

117 Joey Bidet, "Mein Fuhrer! I can grope again!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (RnxWP)

118 NBC News Poll: Imbecile, Commie and Enisi lead 2020 field

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

119 WTF???? That photo literally looks like the Joker without make up.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (UUBmN)

120 They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ccIpV)

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52 ?????? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN APPROVAL AT 52???

~MSM Editors Everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

121 An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

***

Ah, but you're thinking logically. Democrats are not bound by such things.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (GEpFD)

122 Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.
Snuffleupmypuss

The Swedish Pedo.
bork! bork! bork!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Dh1wo)

123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

124 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)

Coconut head with teeth: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyqppr7a

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (NMAzL)

125 The Cuckshed Redemption>Brooks was here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (3EkGO)

126
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss


Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)


I just can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (TdMsT)

127 Joe Biden, the American Paste that will Bring us Together.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (ZqRa6)

128 it's the people who think that presidential leadership means leading the
country which ever way the Europeans want who are all pissy about
Trump.


Ie the foolish gits who want to be invited to all the cool parties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (RnxWP)

129 Fecal brain transplant. It helps you lose weight.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (Dh1wo)

130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Idiots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

131
Of course, this polling just proves America is really just Nazi Germany. Hitler probably polled at 48% too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

======

Exactly. Just more reason for Van Jones to tell his kids that every white person in the streets, stadiums, schools, and offices of this nation wish to murder them and have every confidence that they can do so with impunity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

132 So, how many "we need to unite as Democrats and take down Trump" pieces will we see between now and the nomination? I'm going to guess at least 500.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (XKZwp)

133 Joe Biden, the American Paste that will Bring us Together.

***

Mmmmmmm. Paste.

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (GEpFD)

134 "David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime."

Wouldn't hanging himself involve taking a stand on something? Get it! Dichotomous meaning! He'd have to get up on the chair and stand or his Principled Conservative cred requires him to never take a stand...Never mind.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (m79Dg)

135 How does Swallowpundit have 102k followers?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (BqXKV)

136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.



About 100 staged supporters

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

137 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
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Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

You mean they actually gave him one?Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019

**. . .
"The technology to remove Biden's brain exists right where we are! Restoring it must also be possible!"


Posted by: Nanzi PeLousy at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (ClOmq)

138 The Socialists, Communists and Antifa will NOT vote for Biden in the general.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (J9wxX)


Yep. By the same token, I suspect that blue collar workers won't plump for Sanders, Harris, or Warren in the general.

The Demonrats are screwed no matter who they nominate

Yep. Agree 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (VNsf1)

139 Joe Division - Rugs Will Tear Us Apart Again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (mJzdQ)

140 Well the chickens were scared of the Swedish Chef...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (RnxWP)

141 123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7


Virtue Signaling is profitable. When you have no talent and everyone thinks your an asshole, you best get to sucking that dick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pUDQf)

142 "David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime"

Why? Is French going to masturbate to a picture of Ilhan Omar? #AutoeroticAsphyxiation

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (jY1B4)

143 104 82 The poll is before RacismGate.


..

It's through July 16th.

It includes 3 full days of his tweet.


Other polls have shown his numbers to up as well.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)

144 >>>Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.


Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (BqXKV)

145 122
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.
Snuffleupmypuss
The Swedish Pedo.
bork! bork! bork!




Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Dh1wo)

Tickle Me OldGuy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)

146 DSinDS- I would love to tell McNamara he is full of shit but he would just scream over the top of you

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (3EkGO)

147 Polls don't mean anything. Trump screwed the pooch and made an own goal when he could have stayed above it all.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

148 Exactly. Just more reason for Van Jones to tell his kids that every white person in the streets, stadiums, schools, and offices of this nation wish to murder them and have every confidence that they can do so with impunity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

Well, I do.--Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (m79Dg)

149 136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)


Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

150 Miley -



Are their any weeds left in SC ?

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (arJlL)

OMG. Yes. Too many. I stopped before I got a heat stroke, and it wasn't even 11 am.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (NMAzL)

151 NB: On Approval Ratings - a person does not have to approve of someone to vote for them. How could that happen? Easy, the voter could still think the person he disapproves of would still do a better job; that is disapprove of someone for reasons unrelated to his performance in office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

152 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks
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Even a good seamstress can't work with dry rotted, tattered old fabric.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (vg8iE)

153 Still want to know if Ilhan Omar's sister is related to Mohamed Noor

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (RnxWP)

154 Biden 2020: Tongue firmly planted on the window to the future!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (AURKQ)

155
An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

Posted by: Czech Chick

======

Look for how many times he says "Me 'n' Barack..."

That's his campaign platform.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (M9ntN)

156 Kurt Schlichter is on fire guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt #IlhanOmarMarriedHerBrother

Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (jY1B4)

157 This is a MUCH better picture of Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/y37n5yjv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

158
About 100 staged supporters

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)



I thought the bullhorn was a nice touch

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (TAmPV)

159 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.


========


57 Shades of Sway.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

160
Still want to know if Ilhan Omar's sister is related to Mohamed Noor
Posted by: Anna Puma

======

I don't see why, if it's the name you're going off of. Noor is a common Arabic name.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (M9ntN)

161 Am I the only one having trouble getting the HQ to refresh? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

162 Approval 98% at my house.

Loses 2% for the send her back apology.

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (DfGpI)

163 Polls don't mean anything. Trump screwed the pooch and made an own goal when he could have stayed above it all.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

Well, aren't polls the only way to determine which movies to watch, or whether a hot dog is a samwich?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (m79Dg)

164 Look for how many times he says "Me 'n' Barack..."

That's his campaign platform.

***

Jeez, I said he was articulate. What more do you people want?

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (GEpFD)

165 I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump"

anyone besides me remember "Billionaires for Bush"? Didn't work then, either.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ZqRa6)

166 Presumably, French also hired a handyman to assemble those things for him and satisfy his wife.

Posted by: Anotheranon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (9RNDU)


Well ace has some mad shelving skilz, and it is a worthy cause...

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (Z4rgH)

167 Virtue Signaling is profitable. When you have no talent and everyone thinks your an asshole, you best get to sucking that dick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pUDQf)
------------------------------------------
Which is why I wake up every morning with hair between my teeth and a quarter in my hand!

Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (XHsbw)

168 149 136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)


One hundred? Pffft.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (VNsf1)

169 Plugs! Plugs, not rugs!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (mJzdQ)

170 I fully expect that by Election Day Biden is going to look like Jacqueline Wildenstein.

Posted by: keena at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (RiTnx)

171 123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

Sometimes you just gotta cut a man loose.

/unfollow

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (jp0Bv)

172 Joe Biden, Token White Guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

173 I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (RnxWP)

174 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Idiots.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
------------

This is the party that stood and applauded when NY passed a law allowing them to place a living baby on a table and watch it die.

This is the party that booed God at their convention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (CDGwz)

175 Guy goes to doctor requesting a brain transplant. Doctor says, "We can give you a heart surgeon's brain for$10,000."

"What else do you have?"

"Well, there's a rocket scientist's brain for $20,000."

"Anything else?"

"We just got Joe Biden's brain in. You can have that for$500,000."

"Wow! Why so pricey?"

"Well, it's never been used!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (mvenn)

176 Please make it so:

https://tinyurl.com/y627qfxy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

177 "Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


Right. She'll be another Maxine Waters. A hero to the small batch of rabid loons that watch Rachel Maddow, but otherwise ineffective as a law maker.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (OD2ni)

178 I thought the bullhorn was a nice touch
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (TAmPV)


So the recurring theme there was "bull."

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (VNsf1)

179 Fake Forehead, Hair, Lips, Teeth, and Turkeyneck Joe Biden is Keepin' it Real.

Posted by: jsg at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (lhe+k)

180

Look at that fuckin smile. No, he's no pedo, of course not!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (z8c2c)

181 So the recurring theme there was "bull."
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*perks up*

Posted by: Bill K. at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (vg8iE)

182 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

They were Somalian. They can't afford rope or tar and feathers. The government needs to give them to them in the name of equality. Then teach them how to use them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)

183 I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Such cultural condemnation is probably Hate Speech, or racyss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (CDGwz)

184 "Well, it's never been used!"

***

So it's like a French army rifle, except it's never been dropped.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (GEpFD)

185 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (VNsf1)

186 https://wapo.st/2Z0lHmX
*******
George Nader indicted on child porn, child sex transportation charges - The Washington Post
*******
The George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)

187 "Well, it's never been used!"
But it's been dropped twice!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (Dh1wo)

188 "Dear Russian Bots and Macedonian Content Farmers

Y'all take the year off. We got it from here."

Russian election interference is super-cereal you guys, and not to be joked about!

Posted by: The Cuckshed at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (EwOVa)

189 165
I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump"



Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ZqRa6)


=======


"Way ahead of you." -- Robert Creamer, busted by Project Veritas

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

190
Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

======

I agree, and I bet she could become a US Senator any time she wants.

That's one reason why I'd like to see her prosecuted. William Barr, wtf? Seriously eff this shyt of having some probable criminal in office for 50 years. (And yes, Mary Jo is unavailable for comment.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (M9ntN)

191 Still not the bull dancers of Crete.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (RnxWP)

192 Joes brain has seen better days. Not a lot better, but at least less senile.
Hillary! Fuk yeah!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (cb/hk)

193 The Women of Choler (aka, The Squad - and yes that's choler, not cholera) will be rending their garments over this poll no doubt.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (w+jpq)

194 Fake Forehead, Hair, Lips, Teeth, and Turkeyneck Joe Biden is Keepin' it Real.

***

What? The turkeyneck is totally real.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (GEpFD)

195 Which is why I wake up every morning with hair between my teeth and a quarter in my hand!



Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (XHsbw)


=========


"You Americans, always mistaking a peso for a quarter." -- The Paulo

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WqPYg)

196 182 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

They were Somalian.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)


Sounds like a great opportunity for ICE to swoop down and do the Lord's work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (VNsf1)

197 Funneh...Yahoo "news" ran another political porn peace on Oprah or Mooche white knighting 2020 for the Dem-Cuck coalition.

I hope this bit of fantasy does happen, the specter of Trump beating these two would be all time spank bank material.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (xqfqx)

198 So Survey Monkey does political polls now? I remember when my daughter's soccer coach would send us a Survey Monkey survey to choose which new uniform the team would have for the next year.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (aXucN)

199 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WnKHt)

200 Fremdenblatt.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (SVJkJ)

201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mvenn)

202 Cuck off.

Trump beat the living daylights out of the demofascists and it will take weeks for the bruising to go away.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (pw+jk)

203 Can someone please tell Joe Biden not to smile like that? It's creepy.

Posted by: sillyme at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (4M2BC)

204 Question : Are approval numbers racist? And if so, should atheists be in charge? And what about that new Cats movie?!!?

Posted by: allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (P1AAi)

205 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent
her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American
group of people and she is a voice for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WnKHt)

We can thank the Lutherans for that.

*Spit*

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (w+jpq)

206 191 Still not the bull dancers of Crete.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (RnxWP)

Never seen a bull dance before.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mX8Vr)

207 Actually, Omar is a perfect example of the reason for Trump's "muslim ban--" the people coming from places with no background records to check.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (ccIpV)

208 What? The turkeyneck is totally real.
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I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (vg8iE)

209
"David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime."

Wouldn't hanging himself involve taking a stand on something? Get it! Dichotomous meaning! He'd have to get up on the chair and stand or his Principled Conservative cred requires him to never take a stand...Never mind.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (m79Dg)

---------

You kid, but you have a point. To hang himself over Trump, French would have to actually care. But it's just about money and social status for cucks. They don't have any real beliefs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (AzW6q)

210 Cuck off.

***

And die.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (GEpFD)

211 18 Biden looks scary. Wow.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM

I think the excess skin they removed is what they used for the Necronomicon's cover.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (EwOVa)

212 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mvenn)

That thar is teh funny

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (pUDQf)

213 eorge Nader indicted on child porn, child sex transportation charges - The Washington Post
*******
The George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)


Unsafe At Any Speed Age

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (VNsf1)

214 172
Joe Biden, Token White Guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)


======

Before this year's Dem Clown Car appeared, I always thought he was the Token Retard. Not anymore ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.



He did knot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

216 I hear it's hot out there, California is surprisingly pleasant now by the way.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (JERfu)

217
"Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


I doubt it. Billionaires by these seats and when whatever usefulness she had is spent they'll replace her with another young pretty face.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)

218 "You Americans, always mistaking a peso for a quarter." -- The Paulo
Posted by: ShainS
-----

The other day, I mistook an Ethiopian 5 cent piece for an American penny. The penny is worth more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (CDGwz)

219 I have a new puppy, he likes to walk me in the dog park late at night on a very short leash...

Posted by: Jonah 'Ace' Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (yhf6w)

220 Dems are going to try start to pretend they are sane and don't have rabies. I doubt they can keep up appearances for more than a few hours at a time but Trump needs to keep poking them with a stick and make loud banging noises to make sure.

Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

221 Probably higher than 48 I'm guessing. I always add a few points.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (Phln5)

222 200 Fremdenblatt.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (SVJkJ)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (AURKQ)

223 Twitter, personified:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59kgz6f

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

224 07 Actually, Omar is a perfect example of the reason for Trump's "muslim ban--" the people coming from places with no background records to check.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (ccIpV)


Immigration official: "Lessee, your name is 'Mohammed?' That doesn't narrow it down much, does it?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (VNsf1)

225 199 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.


very true

much more than one could say about Brian Fitzpatrick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Rarvo)

226
I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names
Posted by: Anna Puma

======

There's plenty of terrorist sentiment and anti-American hatred in that community to go around. No need to look for family ties. They're all drinking from the same poisoned fount.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (M9ntN)

227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******

He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ)

228 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.


He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
---------

What's the punch line? Don't leave me hanging.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (CDGwz)

229 Joe's face is pulled so tight you can barely see his eyes.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Phln5)

230 53 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Xqo6t)

231 Omar's district is big majority white, leftist, middle class. Much worse than Somalis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pw+jk)

232 227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******

He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ


That's a stretch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pUDQf)

233 216 I hear it's hot out there, California is surprisingly pleasant now by the way.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (JERfu)


Meterologically speaking. Politically speaking, not so much. THAT'S where the fever is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (VNsf1)

234 We can thank the Lutherans for that.

*Spit*

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (w+jpq)


Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.

Not to bring them over here for free lunch.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)

235 French's Facebook update said he's just hanging around for the afternoon.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (Dh1wo)

236 THAT'S where the fever is.

***

Well, we all know what the only prescription for that is.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (GEpFD)

237
He got a suspended sentence.


He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:


Hung jury.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (MAstk)

238 "We can thank the Lutherans for that. *Spit*"

Seriously?

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

239 >>Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Here people (CAIR) have been trying to make "I stand with Ilhan" happen ever since she was elected. It finally - finally! - took off this week.

She is very well-packaged for media consumption.

That PJMedia guy is right about how much the MSM has covered for her for the last 3 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

240 This is a MUCH better picture of Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/y37n5yjv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
..........

such a fucking dildo

https://tinyurl.com/y3too8p8


Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

241 238 "We can thank the Lutherans for that. *Spit*"

Seriously?
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)


Yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (VNsf1)

242 that's not joe biden that's beto with the Age Yourself FaceApp applied

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (Rarvo)

243 234: They have a save the genocidal regime outreach program.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (U7k5w)

244 Haha gallows humor

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Nazi at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (L+6ZY)

245 oh Google. the Moon landing was done by a grey spacesuit with a NPC in it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (zvCh4)

246
Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.

Not to bring them over here for free lunch.
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)

Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)

247 232 227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.
========
57 Shades of Sway.
******
He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ

That's a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pUDQf)

Well don't get a hitch in yer giddy-up over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (AURKQ)

248 if Biden uses FaceApp does his selfie turn into a puff of dust?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (Rarvo)

249 Seriously, what are Democrats going to do?

They got giftwrapped a quote that they easily turned into a flashpoint in the narrative of "Trump is a dirty racist" that they pushed out with every fiber of their being.

And Trump's poll numbers increased?

There has to be sheer panic going on behind the scenes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (VyAV0)

250 that's not joe biden that's beto with the Age Yourself FaceApp applied

***

Hmm... "Jose" Biden.

Yes.

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (GEpFD)

251 We must like terror. If we didnt we would not import them from 5 th world hellholes like Somalia. A country best reserved for above ground nuclear testing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (cb/hk)

252 Is Biden bidding to become the nation's first Asian president? Because he looks like one in that picture.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (NFEMn)

253
I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

======

Don't forget her white suburban mom sympathizers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (M9ntN)

254 Unsafe At Any 

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (VNsf1)

Hah! But seriously, is there someone so despicable Mueller wouldn't try to vouch for their testimony? Nader is a good portion of the case against Trump.

These are some sick people.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (LR3Y8)

255 Trump is gonna win all 57 states.

Yes, 57.

States are going to break apart just to give him more EVs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (wCmLp)

256 Nice Blazing Saddles mention Ace. (Whip it out)

Posted by: dingbat at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (sgXJ+)

257 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)


So they're doing their best to make it dangerous over here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VNsf1)

258 CNNs April Ryan: no one has found trumps kryptonite.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (MAstk)

259 Joe Biden is the kind of guy who orders used panties off the internet from some chick in Arkansas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (pUDQf)

260 53 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Xqo6t)

-------

I'm pretty sure that John Kerry's plastic surgeon is a fire-breathing right-winger. It's the only way to explain what happened to the freakin' fright mask of a face he's got. I think the guy stuffed it with mattress batting. And not good stuff either. The stuff they use for prison mattresses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)

261 220 Dems are going to try start to pretend they are sane and don't have rabies. I doubt they can keep up appearances for more than a few hours at a time but Trump needs to keep poking them with a stick and make loud banging noises to make sure.
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

==========

Sorry, that ain't happening until the primary is over.

Until then, there are .1% slices of the progressive activist left to court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VyAV0)

262 176 Please make it so:

https://tinyurl.com/y627qfxy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)


Delicious, were it to happen.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (TdMsT)

263 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Serious Cat

*********


I think we have a thread winner.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (mvenn)

264 Who is George Nader?

Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (UUBmN)

265 I agree, and I bet she could become a US Senator any time she wants.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (M9ntN)
-----------
Tina Smith is up next year - why wait? What MN GOP retread will oppose her?

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (Xvo1a)

266 NBC Poll: Trump at 48% Approval




Wait a minute. Yesterday former congressman Joe Walsh said that Trump's support is at 35%. That was part of the cuck's rant about the rally. This is not who we are. Omar isn't anti American and Trump is bigoted and un-American. Spoken like a true true true conservative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (kw5n8)

267 257 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)

So they're doing their best to make it dangerous over here?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VNsf1)

Live in a gated community you schmuck.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)

268 He looks like Beavis. Somebody needs to photoshop this into a combined Beavis/Biden pic right now.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (ZhFYR)

269 pedantic hat on



RAFTER??? The word you seek is joist.



pedantic hat off

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)


At least he didn't say shelf.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (J70i0)

270 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

-
Yeah, well, you're ugly, stupid, and Anti-American, too, so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

271 Good God. Biden's going to fall apart in a heap of goo like Sam Lowry's mother in Brazil.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

272 Live in a gated community you schmuck.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)


A gated community with walls having firing slits?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

273 Don't forget her white suburban mom sympathizers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (M9ntN)

-------

I don't know the the demo in her district - but that's where my money is. I know these people well, and they would just lurve them some Omar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

274 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)


That's why missionary goes there to the Godless.
That's why missionary is tough job.
Bring Godless by home is not good job.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (GaXyD)

275 John Kerry looked like Frankenstein as far back as in 2004. we used to call him Lurch in here.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (zvCh4)

276 272 Live in a gated community you schmuck.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)

A gated community with walls having firing slits?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

You've been to Mexico?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (mX8Vr)

277 David French is dancing on air!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)

278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

279 Biden smells of mothballs and Old Spice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (pUDQf)

280 When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VXIoS)

281 What is wrong with the Biden photo -he looks so weird, like a crazy person

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

282 >>I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names


I'm not going to find it, but I saw this explained well recently, about how there are cultures that have a single name (family name) that is their single identity for their whole life vs. cultures that have different names that are selected based on with whom they are speaking. This concept of names results in difference in how they think.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (bDqIh)

283 " I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump" "

I ever see anyone in Klan robes, I'm going to call for their lynching.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (kVnNj)

284 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

285 You've been to Mexico?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (mX8Vr)


No need. I live in California. Mexico is coming to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VNsf1)

286 278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

========

Don't people scream at Trump when he comments on internal politics of other nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VyAV0)

287 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

--

They have vaginas just like me! Where should I vote?!! Yay!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (mJzdQ)

288 Gibbet your ass it's gallows humour!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (Dh1wo)

289 283 " I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump" "

I ever see anyone in Klan robes, I'm going to call for their lynching.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (kVnNj)

If you gotta lynch, lynch. Don't call.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

290 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

291 Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)
-------

Same person who asked Theresa May, evidently. And we are supposed to care what those two broads think? Nein.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (aXucN)

292 Biden smells of mothballs and Old Spice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM

And failure. But mostly failure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (dkvcO)

293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

294 Was Merkel shaking uncontrollably and getting ready to take a worm nap when she said that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ILUPz)

295 Least we forget.

The congressional district with the most ISIS volunteers?

Yeah, Omar's.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (LXzdB)

296 135 How does Swallowpundit have 102k followers?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (BqXKV)

It's like people going to a car race to see the crashes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

297 278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

OFC she feels solidarity.

She's an America-hating former Stasi agent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (AURKQ)

298 >>>#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (PbpT7)

299 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

=======

Objection:

Kamala likes dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)

300 Anyone ever compare the number of times Trump says I as compared to Ozero in a typical 1 hour speech?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (cb/hk)

301
David French is dancing on air!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)


He's doing the French Mistake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

302 I like Richard Grenell - he called out Merkel idiot comments backing the squad. Asking why has she not condemned their anti-Semitic comments.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

304 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

He used the same plastic surgeon as Meg Ryan.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (m79Dg)

305 Shakin' it here, boss!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (hjaPQ)

306 Biden looks so much like Carter in that picture. I'd suggest a sweater to complete the ensemble.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (l6b3d)

307 ICH BIN EIN PAINTMIXER!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (mJzdQ)

308 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)

309 "David French is dancing on air!
Posted by: ace"


French's latest bit is that sure, Media/Dems falsely accused Reagan/Bush 1/Dole/Bush 2/McCain and Romney of being racists, but their right this time. Pathetic clown.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (OD2ni)

310 Moochelle has achieved nothing except serve as a beard for Barry. She's not particularly smart, attractive or charismatic. She's tall, awkward and dresses like a pile of drapes.
Why is she the "most admired woman in the world?"
And why is the media eve trumpeting this?

And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (NFEMn)

311 Nice Blazing Saddles mention Ace. (Whip it out)
Posted by: dingbat

I started to make some silly comment about washing my hands after the weekly cross burning, but then thought better of it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (FTlwv)

312
Tina Smith is up next year - why wait? What MN GOP retread will oppose her?
Posted by: jhawk90

======

It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

And tangentially, after Kirsten Gillibrand's upcoming failure, I won't be surprised to see Chelsea run for her seat in -- I think she's up in 2022.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (M9ntN)

313 277 David French is dancing on air!
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)

Let's hope it's dancing on air like Wile E. Coyote does, just before he looks down.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

314 303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

==========

It's just that the administration of the Vatican has been overrun by progressives for decades and they've been promoting those who don't mind kid touching and open borders for the entire time.

I miss Benedict...even though he got pushed out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (VyAV0)

315 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

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Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (AzW6q)

316 Biden has entered the uncanny valley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (pUDQf)

317 293
Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe.


"exactly like". Well, not exactly, Kamel Toe likes men, Hillary likes Huma.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (LXzdB)

318
278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"



Who asked her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)



========



Don't people scream at Trump when he comments on internal politics of other nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VyAV0)
======
SHUT UP!! Leftists tolerantly explained.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (pw+jk)

319 I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

Or, yutes.--Cousin Vinnie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (m79Dg)

320 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?
Posted by: ace

****


Meh. She's no great shakes.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (mvenn)

321 270 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Who gives a rat's ass what she thinks?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)

322 " George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity "

that isn't just "worse"; that is STUPID. oh quick, let's make this a literal federal slavery case as well as raping little kids.

have fun in Canon City, Georgy Porgy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (zvCh4)

323 " So, in other words Trump is polling in the 53-58% range. Good to know."

Just so.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Q7ENT)

324 304 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

Same with John Kerry. I worked at the Boston State House years ago when Kerry was around (Lt. Governor, I think). This guy walking around now calling himself John Kerry looks nothing like that guy. The disturbing wonders of cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (H8QX8)

325 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?


I think no.

The supposed BarryO nostalgia is ethereal; she is quite lazy; some clocks cannot be turned back no matter how many cat ladies wish it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Rarvo)

326 If kudzu is a weed, then yes.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (I5SAg)

327 When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM


Will she be speaking at the Rachael Corrie memorial?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)

328 312
It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

And tangentially, after Kirsten Gillibrand's upcoming failure, I won't be surprised to see Chelsea run for her seat in -- I think she's up in 2022.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (M9ntN)

===========

"Is Chelsea awake?"
-Campaign volunteer 1
"How can you tell?"
-Campaign volunteer 2

"Chelsea Clinton wins NY Senate seat by 37 points."
-The NYT headline

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (VyAV0)

329 >>Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Multiple facelifts
botox
unnatural tan (or fake tan)
perennially whitened teeth that may not be his natural teeth(?)

Oh, and he's a creep

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (bDqIh)

330 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

=======

Objection:

Kamala likes dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)
...........

Objection:

She never said she likes it, just knows how to exploit it.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

331 299 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

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Objection:

Kamala likes dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)

Lots and lots and LOTS of it, if the stories are even half true.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

332 Biden 2020!

Posted by: Norman Bates' Mother at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (ccIpV)

333 303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

I'm fairly sure it's about the money. Catholic charities or what have you in on the immigrant money racket.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (mX8Vr)

334 284 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)


You'd be surprised at all the work NYC and DC plastic surgeons do.

I don't have cable and watch old movies on TV.
When perchance I view Fox News some of the women and men are barely recognizable.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (GaXyD)

335 293

Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe.


"exactly like". Well, not exactly, Kamel Toe likes men, Hillary likes Huma.


Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (LXzdB)

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Oh I experimented in college and law school and to get my political career going and to get donor money from Ellen and...

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (pw+jk)

336 Okay, okay, Kamala likes dick. I stand corrected. Not "exactly like."

But politically what they are willing to do for power seems quite similar.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (jUVms)

337 I think Biden's eyebrows may have been dyed so that they are more blonde that white-gray?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

338 angela merkel?

-
Yup. The leader of the country with the unfortunate anti-Jewish history.

https://bit.ly/2JPA47l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

339 That picture of Biden looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VkWRL)

340 325 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?


I think no.

The supposed BarryO nostalgia is ethereal; she is quite lazy; some clocks cannot be turned back no matter how many cat ladies wish it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Rarvo)

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Has anyone heard her speak? I haven't.

I can't imagine she has the presence that Barry had (that was overblown, in my opinion).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VyAV0)

341 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?
Posted by: ace

****


Meh. She's no great shakes.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM

***

She doesn't even register on the seismograph.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (axyOa)

342 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)
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I very much doubt that people here are referring to all Lutherans. Like me, they probably read this quote in the Powerline article ace linked to yesterday:

"Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Services then helped Ilhan, her sister Sahra, and their father Nur Said receive asylum in the United States along with thousands of other Somalis."

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (aXucN)

343 My internet is slow as hell for some reason. Ugh. Thanks, Comcast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

344
Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit

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Not only exactly like Hillary, but zombie once said -- back in my lurking days of 2015 or 2016, I think -- that she is of and from Hillary. That she was being groomed to take office in 2025 after Hillary's two terms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (M9ntN)

345 "Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius."

While Germans get angrier over her favoring foreigners over them, she reveals she favors Third Worlders over EVERYONE.

You can take down the people's republic, but some people never leave...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (kVnNj)

346 320 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

You would, since you deracinated your own culture with uncivilized hordes most of your citizens would like "send back."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (H8QX8)

347 308
Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)


Face lifts can go bad, especially if the face is exposed to a lot of sun.
The face lift shrinks.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (LXzdB)

348 That picture of Biden looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VkWRL)

LOL. You're right.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (xPl2J)

349 Yes, Lizzy, too large veneers have not worked for Joe. Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (jUVms)

350
#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


Did she shake on it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (TAmPV)

351 345 "Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius."

While Germans get angrier over her favoring foreigners over them, she reveals she favors Third Worlders over EVERYONE.

You can take down the people's republic, but some people never leave...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (kVnNj)

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"I'm sorry my granddaddy was a Nazi and my daddy was a Stasi. Can you forgive me now?"
-Angela Merkel

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (VyAV0)

352 Joe's face is less flexible than Jeff Dunham's Walter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (ccIpV)

353 Biden looks like he had Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. Very...unfortunate.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (/5WQL)

354 I think Biden looks like he's transitioning into Asian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (+0VWg)

355 As anyone could see during that video clip of Biden from May, he's simply losing whatever mental faculties he once had. Biden has moments of lucidity when he rattles of leftist boilerplate, which then degenerates into incoherent babbling. Reports are that his campaign staffers are exasperated with him. I think he's going to drop out of the race.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (Wz5OP)

356 >>When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.




Omar AND Tlaib

This is Tlaib's ancestral homeleand - what are the chances she meets with at least one Hamas leader/known terrorist?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

357
My internet is slow as hell for some reason. Ugh. Thanks, Comcast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Ajit Pai has come for you. Prepare to die.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (M9ntN)

358 George Nader - what part of "never get caught with a dead girl OR A LIVE BOY" did you not understand?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (O8WFE)

359 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.


I think fillers can do unexpected things

worse than botox

they shift around

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (Rarvo)

360 I have 2 deer skulls hanging over the couch. If I painted irises on ping pong balls and set them in the empty eye sockets they would look look more lively than Joe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (cb/hk)

361 I would expect nothing less from an east-german communist like Merkel.
My late mother hailed from Lubeck and lived through the Nazi regime.
When she went back to visit, she told me it was nothing but
anti-American bile from the relatives.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (uGHnY)

362
I'm fairly sure it's about the money. Catholic charities or what have you in on the immigrant money racket.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (mX8Vr)

I'm RC and I disagree with what they are doing immigration-wise.
That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.
Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (NFEMn)

363 MYOB, Shakes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ccIpV)

364 352 Joe's face is less flexible than Jeff Dunham's Walter.

If that mask gets any stiffer, I'm afraid Biden will try to kill Jamie Lee Curtis.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (O8WFE)

365 Ticket's going to be PokeAhontess and Buttegig

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (GaXyD)

366 Merkel distances herself from the remarks of a foreign head of state? I don't think she knows how any of this works.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (dkvcO)

367 And no, I will not hold your maracas.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (hjaPQ)

368 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)


Face lifts can go bad, especially if the face is exposed to a lot of sun.
The face lift shrinks.


Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM

****

He looks exactly the same while sleeping, except his eyes are closed.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (axyOa)

369 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (NFEMn)


No. She won't get the white blue collar vote any more than Sanders, Harris, or Warren (and Buttplug is a non-starter on that score).

Plus, she has all the charm of a colonoscopy, with the intellect of a turnip, and ZERO experience running anything other than her mouth.

Trump would have a field day with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VNsf1)

370 360 I have 2 deer skulls hanging over the couch. If I painted irises on ping pong balls and set them in the empty eye sockets they would look look more lively than Joe.


holy crap you should totally do that tho!

just b/c it would be cool

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Rarvo)

371 366 Merkel distances herself from the remarks of a foreign head of state? I don't think she knows how any of this works.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (dkvcO)

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Cause they were pals before the tweets?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VyAV0)

372 I think Biden looks like he's transitioning into Asian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (+0VWg)
He's turning Japanese?
I really think so.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (NFEMn)

373 Wasn't Angela a Commie in East Germany before the Wall came down?

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (I5SAg)

374 She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
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Damn right, she's hungry for it.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

375 Trump has delivered a Golden Age of peace and prosperity. And our enemies are all exposed.

Just waiting for the lamentations of da wimmen

Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (6/uwW)

376 I haven't looked at the data, but considering that Survey Monkey skews Left (sociologists have to account for this when they use it), this poll is even better news.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Prro8)

377 Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

I can't. I really can't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (pUDQf)

378 Never so many people talked out of the side of their mouths.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (GaXyD)

379 they will have to unroll the Rachel Corrie memorial and hang it on the wall I guess

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (zvCh4)

380 "I very much doubt that people here are referring to all Lutherans. Like me, they probably read this quote in the Powerline article ace linked to yesterday:

"Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Services then helped Ilhan, her sister Sahra, and their father Nur Said receive asylum in the United States along with thousands of other Somalis."

Posted by: bluebell"


Yes, I hope people are not badgering Lutherans for that since their motives were obviously good. I lived near a Catholic Monastery in the 70's that housed a lot of Cambodian boat people. Of course, the Cambodians assimilated a lot better than the Somalis.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (OD2ni)

381 Shakes Djibouti?? Sheik, sheik, sheik!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (Dh1wo)

382 282 >>I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names


I'm not going to find it, but I saw this explained well recently, about how there are cultures that have a single name (family name) that is their single identity for their whole life vs. cultures that have different names that are selected based on with whom they are speaking. This concept of names results in difference in how they think.
Posted by: Lizzy
________

That, and their really, really low IQs.

Posted by: Furious George at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (9vQJW)

383 LOL. I still LOVE that Kirsten Dunst video.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (I5SAg)

384 369 No. She won't get the white blue collar vote any more than Sanders, Harris, or Warren (and Buttplug is a non-starter on that score).

Plus, she has all the charm of a colonoscopy, with the intellect of a turnip, and ZERO experience running anything other than her mouth.

Trump would have a field day with her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VNsf1)

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"Fuck it. Give it to Hillary again. Then we can refight the same battles for another four years."
-Democrats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (VyAV0)

385 Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (NFEMn)


Sure they are. They're going to convert live Americans into dead Americans. Soon. Very soon, I suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (VNsf1)

386
Kamala likes dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0) ,


Link?

Posted by: Kamalas husband at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (MAstk)

387
#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


Did she shake on it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

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Couldn't let that one go without an lol.



As for the upcoming Holy Land visit by Tlaib and Omar, what do you want to bet that as soon as they're within camera range they start hugging as many Jews as they possibly can?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (M9ntN)

388 My buddy's recruited me to play for their Lutheran church basketball team, I'm not Lutheran. Had to go see some suit to get permission, I was a member of the First Christian Church. But they didn't have a team, so close enough.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ILUPz)

389 Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)

390 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

--

Now that's what I call clever and funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (JoUsr)

391 Danna Perino's lips are so heavy she has to concentrate to keep them together.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (GaXyD)

392 Wait 'til they get a load of me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ccIpV)

393 That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.


I GUESS?!?!?!

the people they are bringing in aren't participating in Mass, aren't donating not even time, take up ALL the charity available, don't use the schools (even when free!), yeah you know what?

not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

394 Joeker Biden

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ccIpV)

395 365 Ticket's going to be PokeAhontess and Buttegig
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (GaXyD)

Kameltoe and Buttgig--now everybody can get laid!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

396 Not only exactly like Hillary, but zombie once said -- back in my lurking days of 2015 or 2016, I think -- that she is of and from Hillary. That she was being groomed to take office in 2025 after Hillary's two terms.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (M9ntN)

I've got it! We'll use a transgender reptilian alien in 2020! Everybody loves transgender aliens! That's why the Assbookers are going to Area 51!--Another Genius Demonicrat Strategist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (m79Dg)

397 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (jY1B4)

398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

399 Why are you not talking about how that monkey from the previous thread sexually assaulted me!

Posted by: E Jean Crazy at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (37IEG)

400 -Angela Merkel
-A Cow
-Atlanta Georgia

Voila, Peach Hate Shake.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (UnA8+)

401 391 Danna Perino's lips are so heavy she has to concentrate to keep them together.

Face lips or front hole?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (O8WFE)

402 That, and their really, really low IQs.
Posted by: Furious George at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (9vQJW)


C'mon, no one refers to room temperature as a really, really low temperature now, do they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (VNsf1)

403 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

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Between 0 and 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (VyAV0)

404 Does Las Vegas have odds on the Dem candidate yet?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (jUVms)

405 Mitt Romney come out yet and lament that 48% of the country is racist yet?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (PD4UQ)

406 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

407 Joe Biden could be the face man for Vaccum Seal Bags.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (pUDQf)

408 As anyone could see during that video clip of Biden from May, he's simply losing whatever mental faculties he once had. Biden has moments of lucidity when he rattles of leftist boilerplate, which then degenerates into incoherent babbling. Reports are that his campaign staffers are exasperated with him. I think he's going to drop out of the race.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (Wz5OP)

Oh, he'll drop, all right. Just let me get my snipers in place. *hic

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (m79Dg)

409 It makes more sense once you realize that many, many Lutherans don't believe in anything recognizably Lutheran either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (H5knJ)

410 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)


50-50

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (MAstk)

411 407
Joe Biden could be the face man for Vaccum Seal Bags.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (pUDQf)
Fuller Brush door to door salesman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (37IEG)

412 389
Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)


========


"HIM? I've been carrying his ass these past three years, in more ways than one!" -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (WqPYg)

413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)

414 have fun in Canon City, Georgy Porgy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (zvCh4)

Never heard of this Nader guy. Why hasn't he been radioactive for any pol since '91?

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (ykq7q)

415 I'm RC and I disagree with what they are doing immigration-wise.
That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.
Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.
Posted by: JoeF.


I think it was all a money-making gig for the ELCA in Minnesota, and elsewhere (Columbus?).

In reality, they were bringing in people from some really bad relocation camps outside of Somalia, because of all the bad ju-ju in Somalia (what a wreck of a country).
They thought they were doing "the right thing", but really, it was the wrong thing.
I run into Somalis all the time in Columbus (well, I should run them over) and they are all pretty dumb. It is really sad, but we have allowed people to do a dumb thing by bringing these morons (literally, they are stupid) into the country. From a culture so foreign to the United States, with the icing of Islam on the top.

Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

416 Biden's grin always made me think of Jack Nicholson's Joker. Evil amusement. With the skin tones in that photo I think he's completing the transformation.

And yes, that grin always weirded me out.

Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (bmdz3)

417 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com
Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (jY1B4)




Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n8)

418


"Kamala likes dick."

If she gets the nom, when she's around Trump, she will get excited. She obviously goes for dudes with power and money, hopping from mattress to mattress with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. She comes across as 50% tramp.

He will toy with her, she won't know what the hell hit her. She is all emotion and superficial thinking. He will get her deep down.

Should be fun to watch.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (z8c2c)

419 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

All true--and again, I disagree with the Church immigration policy.

But still not Muslims from Shitholia...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

420 Buzz Aldrin punches back twice as hard-literally.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (O8WFE)

421 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

Nah. There's no way he can overcome the 10 million dead Somalians on the voter rolls.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (m79Dg)

422 Aldrin FUCK YEAH! suck it, Google.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (zvCh4)

423 415
Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

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I love the stories from the MN legislature about how stupid she is.

I also love to imagine Pelosi knowing about the stories and from first hand experience just how dumb Omar actually is.

And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (VyAV0)

424 Does Las Vegas have odds on the Dem candidate yet?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (jUVms)

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Last I checked it, bettors were favoring Kamala at around 2:1, which I think is about right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

425 350


#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"





Did she shake on it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (TAmPV)


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You win the interwebs today. LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (WqPYg)

426 Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n

I hope this happens because you know his response would be pure awesome.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (xPl2J)

427 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

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He looks like one of the gang in all those beach movies. Hey, Moondoggie, grab your surf board and hang ten!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

429 389

Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.



Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)

I thought things might pick up for him after his transgender twin won the Women's World Cup Soccer title.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (37IEG)

430 It makes more sense once you realize that many, many Lutherans don't believe in anything recognizably Lutheran either.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I was raised in the Lutheran church, and the ELCA has now become somewhat unrecognizable to me. A lot of very nice and good people are in it, but the organization is way off track now.

There are several "synods" of the Lutheran Church, but the ELCA is by far the most Liberal - Left.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (vcOmj)

431
Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

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Fraud factor. Al-Franken arguably stole it from Norm Coleman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (M9ntN)

432
ATTA BOY, LUTHERANS!!!

Posted by: Ghost and Mr. Chicken Memes at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (ccIpV)

433 guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

No; Rev. Winger is a Lutheran. There are plenty of conservative Lutherans in the LCMS and some of the other branches. As with most mainline Protestant denominations, the clergy as a whole tends to be more liberal than many of the people in the pews.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (+0VWg)

434 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

Why wouldn't they prefer anchovies on Friday to donuts? It doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (m79Dg)

435 428 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Had to keep his mouth busy since he couldn't exactly suck a dick on camera.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

436 397 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com
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Aldrin has been very critical of NASA's plan to get to Mars. NASA plans to stage from lunar orbit. Aldrin says we should stage from earth orbit, thereby saving all the cost of heavy lift to the moon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (hjaPQ)

437 415: Much of our taxes go to faith based "charities" that deal with illegals and undesirable muslimmigration

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (U7k5w)

438 Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .


*punch!*

Posted by: Buzzed Aldrin at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (ccIpV)

439 413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)


Good point.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GaXyD)

440 The power of lolgf compels!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)

441 Odds Joe Biden is in the race come August?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (2TR6I)

442 Biden looks like the Mouth of Sauron in that pic. Eww.

Posted by: lauraw at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (/NTv1)

443 Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth.

Strangely enough, he looks older for it and more frail. Less healthy. Thinner.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (xZjSg)

444 420
Buzz Aldrin punches back twice as hard-literally.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (O8WFE)


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One of the greatest videos of all time. In a rational society (not that long ago) you could punch deserving assholes in the face -- whether they were journalists or not -- without having to worry about going to jail.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (WqPYg)

445
Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

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I love the stories from the MN legislature about how stupid she is.

I also love to imagine Pelosi knowing about the stories and from first hand experience just how dumb Omar actually is.

And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

==========

I've also heard that in MN people said she was an idiot who was too thick to follow the legislative process.

Are there any anecdotes, or just anonymous adjectives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (M9ntN)

446 And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (VyAV0)

Only in public. That stupid cunt!--Nazi Palsy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (m79Dg)

447
I GUESS?!?!?!

the people they are bringing in aren't participating in Mass, aren't donating not even time, take up ALL the charity available, don't use the schools (even when free!), yeah you know what?

not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

Despite its Catholic reputation latin america is actually pretty weak stuff, and mixed in with a lot of local pagan superstition. Prosperity gospel type churches are making massive inroads in Brazil.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (p997d)

448 439 413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)


Good point.
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GaXyD)

========

What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)

449 434 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

In neck of the woods in NorCal there are a lot of hispanic churches . Don't have a clue what they are and also a lot of hispanic Jehovah Witnesses...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

450 Barry never likes to be without something in his mouth.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (zvCh4)

451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

452 Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth.
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He's like the villain in Star Trek: Insurrection

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (vg8iE)

453 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was
him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while
in office, chewing gum.

Classy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Taking selfies next to the casket.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (t6MX/)

454 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

Nah. There's no way he can overcome the 10 million dead Somalians on the voter rolls.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM

I was shocked he got as close as he did in 16. There's a lot of stern Lutheran folks who don't talk politics and want to come off as Minnesota nice. They might not talk about voting or supporting Trump, but many do. Many stay silent because of the nasty in your face loony libs here. There's the fraud factor though. I hope he does, it would be epic!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (H4VdJ)

455 Kamala likes dick.
......

I still say she looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

456
Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .


Well the Apollo program was created by whitmen for whitemen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)

457 Aldrin has been very critical of NASA's plan to get to Mars. NASA plans to stage from lunar orbit. Aldrin says we should stage from earth orbit, thereby saving all the cost of heavy lift to the moon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM

***

Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (axyOa)

458 "Today on Needlepoint With Betty, we'll be working on the face of the former Vice-President of the United States!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ccIpV)

459 428
Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

One of the things I
miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every
Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)


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There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

460 451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

Anjem Choudhary for Dictator of the EU.

Suck on that Islam good and hard.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

461 451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.

Soon May will be outta there.. and Shaky McShaky doesn't look any too healthy

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

462 457
Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (axyOa)

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NASA's unofficial motto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VyAV0)

463 Many stay silent because of the nasty in your face loony libs here.

So the loony libs didn't get the "Minnesota nice" memo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VNsf1)

464 @418 "She comes across as 50% tramp".


Would that be her Indian, dot not feather, side or her slave owning Jamaican side?

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (LXzdB)

465 So then the Apollo program, created FUBU is really real, and wasn't all some Hollywood studio put up job.

Well I'll be damned, another conspiracy blown to shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (37IEG)

466 Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

They are remaking the Creepshow series.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ePjOB)

467 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
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Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

468 Well the Apollo program was created by whitmen for whitemen.


They left behind a restricted country club on the Moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ccIpV)

469 I've also heard that in MN people said she was an idiot who was too thick to follow the legislative process.

Are there any anecdotes, or just anonymous adjectives?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM

Hard to say as the local press here couldn't stop humping her hijab because ooohh muslim woman! We're sooo woke!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (H4VdJ)

470 I invented the moon.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (vtcmf)

471 I think the crazy lefty branch of Judaism styles itself Reformed. But aren't most lefty Jews atheists or unaffiliated?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (p997d)

472 There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)


Isn't that the funeral where he was trying to gong on the Danish PM, to Mooch's delight?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VNsf1)

473
One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I'd sure love that. Hoffmann is a truly nasty guy, and a dangerous one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (AzW6q)

474 There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...


Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

It was and it was with the hot Dutch PM. Moochie was not happy about it.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (LXzdB)

475 No; Rev. Winger is a Lutheran. There are plenty of conservative Lutherans in the LCMS and some of the other branches. As with most mainline Protestant denominations, the clergy as a whole tends to be more liberal than many of the people in the pews.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Churc in America) is pretty Liberal - Left.

The Suomi Synod (a lot of Scandinavians) used to be more conservative, but I have no idea where they stand now.

The Missouri Synod (LCMS- Lutheran Church of the Missouri Synod) was always more conservative (my late mother used to tut-tut about that years ago) but they seem to have stayed by their principles.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (vcOmj)

476 People will die trying to get to Mars, a space program first.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ILUPz)

477 I met a Lutheran pastor in Boulder County last year. A leftist clique had recently thrown him out.

I don't talk bad about Lutherans or even (much) about Luther himself. if he turned Germans away from the Church at least he tried to keep them from joining total cults like the Anabaptists.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (zvCh4)

478 They left behind a restricted country club on the Moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ccIpV)
Who's going to take the drink orders, clean the shoes and carry the golfbags?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (37IEG)

479 Joe Biden (D-Uncanny Valley)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ccIpV)

480 476 People will die trying to get to Mars, a space program first.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ILUPz)

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People died trying to get to the Moon. Apollo 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (VyAV0)

481 418 "She comes across as 50% tramp".


Trump vs. Tramp. A battle for the ages. Last time. Tramp paid him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)

482 What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)


Words fail

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (GaXyD)

483 479 Joe Biden (D-Uncanny Valley)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ccIpV)

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So, the cast of Cats elected him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (VyAV0)

484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

485 The phrase "The jews" is far more ambiguous than "lutherans." Not many who rant about "the jews" are principally obsessed with judaism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (H5knJ)

486 In deep space, not on the launch pad

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (ILUPz)

487 Trump took several shots at "Ahn-Gah-Lah" during that same rally. The MFM is so busy being outrageously outraged over "Send Her Back" that Merkel isn't getting her share of the victimhood. So she's tryna git sum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (O8WFE)

488 "Aha, Sauron bids thee welcome Gandalf." *sassy grin*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (1RvA7)

489 NBC has just confirmed that 48% of Americans are RACYSTS!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (so+oy)

490 Who's going to take the drink orders, clean the shoes and carry the golfbags?




Underpaid aliens, just like here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (ccIpV)

491 482
What about The Huguenots?



Can I shit on them as a group?



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)

Puritans are certified okay.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (37IEG)

492 484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Our carbon emissions are down since Trump became president!

So, they wish that we were more like Europe and actually increased emissions while signing onto an agreement that said we would lower them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (VyAV0)

493 410 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)


50-50
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (MAstk)
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I was pretty confident until 2018 happened. Absolute bloodbath. Measures will be taken to ensure it happens again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)

494 Are there goats on Mars?

Posted by: Little Omar at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (vtcmf)

495 "What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"


Yes.

Posted by: Cardinal Richielieu at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

496 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)

497 PDT campaign selling plastic straws...
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/
1152036339283443712

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Dh1wo)

498
Underpaid aliens, just like here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (ccIpV)
ISWYDT!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (37IEG)

499 PDT would probably have another 15 points on his approval rating if not for the 24/7 ORANGEMANBAD propaganda from all the MFM outlets.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

500 I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face. Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

501 ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)


Next article: why AC is bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VNsf1)

502 495 "What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"


Yes.
Posted by: Cardinal Richielieu at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

==========

Do you know any musketeers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VyAV0)

503 467 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
---
Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

Such as not having to lift out of Earth's gravity well. But all that assumes regular, heavy transport to the Moon and we're not there yet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

504 484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

It's called summer, FFS

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

505 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

506
Do you know any musketeers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VyAV0)
Three of them, or is it four. All for one, every man for himself.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

507 496 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)

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I think I loved how the media went after W for golfing through the first couple of years of his presidency and then were completely silent about Obama's constant golfing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VyAV0)

508 What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)
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You're talking about my ancestors, there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (iB1oa)

509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)

510 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.


It would be awesome if this went full #MeToo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (ccIpV)

511 And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)


Yet he put his stinky feet up on the Resolute desk, the desk made from the timber of a ship that helped to stop the slave trade.

Imagine if an American had done that. "Disrespecting the slaves, and those who ended the slave trade!!!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VNsf1)

512 500 I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face. Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

"Aftershave?"

"No, Embalming Fluid!"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

513 "The phrase 'The Jews' is far more ambiguous than 'Lutherans.'"

Really? Do you think all Lutherans are Minnesota leftists? What exactly is less ambiguous about "The Lutherans"?

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

514 I think I loved how the media went after W for golfing through the first couple of years of his presidency and then were completely silent about Obama's constant golfing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VyAV0)


Golfing? Is that what he was doing? He looked like he was having a seizure while holding a golf club.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (VNsf1)

515 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

Oooo, this puts my schadenboner at one-quarter impulse power...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

516 I expect the trip to Mars will be an order of magnitude more dangerous than a trip to the moon due to much longer duration. Also so much lag in communication. They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (cb/hk)

517 Survey Monkey is to quality polling as Mad Dog is to Chateau Lafite.

SM is an online poll only.

However, the trend line for all the polls is UP, slightly, so there's that.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (Cssks)

518 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
========

There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

519 500
I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face.
Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt
Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

Joe Biden: Yeah, I'd like a face like a frisbee and teeth that will scare little girls into submission.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (t6MX/)

520 "Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth."

Stretched, ironed - all the same.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

521 ---------
I was pretty confident until 2018 happened. Absolute bloodbath. Measures will be taken to ensure it happens again.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)


See 2010 and 2012.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)

522 509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)


It's worse even than that. See #511.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (VNsf1)

523 I don't talk bad about Lutherans or even (much) about Luther himself. if he turned Germans away from the Church at least he tried to keep them from joining total cults like the Anabaptists.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (zvCh4)

If Ana had made a credible profession of faith, it would've been fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

524 Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

They are remaking the Creepshow series.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ePjOB)


You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.




Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (GbPPJ)

525 Lutherans are just poor Episcopalians from Dirty Scandi land. The Episcopal church now even shares communion with them.

They must have reached their gay priest quota?

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (LXzdB)

526 And honestly, it was the "*spit*" that set me off. GFY, LGoP.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (eAZVt)

527 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
---
Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

...................

They are going to set up robot mines on the moon.. underground ice can be turned into rocket fuel.

They will easily boost the fuel into orbit, so a Mars mission can fuel up before heading out.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (so+oy)

528 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Yet she was just chosen as the most admired "woman" in the World

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (O2RFr)

529 "Do you know any musketeers?"

There's some down in the candy machine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

530 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

Nuh-uh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (t6MX/)

531 When I say now, cut her loose.

Posted by: Angela Merkel's Husband at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (2cuLk)

532 I'll get you to warp 10, Insom

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (JlT9X)

533 Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.



Not to bring them over here for free lunch.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)


Precisely.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (w+jpq)

534 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

C'mon, "she" was wearing a cup. You know how uncomfortable those are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VNsf1)

535 Remember in 2016 how people talked about Trump's ceiling?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (1RvA7)

536 515
Oooo, this puts my schadenboner at one-quarter impulse power...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

==========

Okay, we're well into OT territory, so I'm gonna springboard:

One of the reasons that I consider Star Trek to be techno-fantasy instead of science fiction is the inertial dampener. It's a piece of sciency nonsense that gets mentioned a lot on the show.

It's supposed to prevent the stresses of going at high speeds from affecting the crew inside. If you don't have it on, you shouldn't be able to go faster than 1/4 impulse without becoming jelly.

Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.

There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.



I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n8)

538 This is kind of delicious:

Sanders Campaign Battles with Staff Demanding $15 Hourly Pay

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzp4p4

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (aXucN)

539 528 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Yet she was just chosen as the most admired "woman" in the World
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (O2RFr)

Sometimes a guy's balls itch...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

540 I expect the trip to Mars will be an order of magnitude more dangerous than a trip to the moon due to much longer duration. Also so much lag in communication. They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM

****

All built by the lowest bidder.

Worse than that crap Star Fleet buys. That shit is always breaking down.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (axyOa)

541 I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Trying their hardest to connect Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

542 "You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.

Posted by: alexthechick"

My teenage self had a crush on the red head from that show. I think she was creepy in real life.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

543 Biden's morphing into Jimmuh Carter.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (COzlW)

544 I do remember the story, told here a while back, about the Jew who was cast away on a desert island, all by himself. He was there long enough to build himself a house out of palm leaves and tree trunks, and he also built 2 synagogues. When rescuers finally reached him, they said "wow, you did so much work here! But tell us, why did you build 2 synagogues?"

And the man replied "Well, this one here is where I fulfill my Religious obligations. And that one over there is the Synagogue I would never set foot in!!!" (Spits!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)

545 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM

In St. Paul where I grew up, we had a huge influx of Hmong folks brought here. There was some culture shock on both sides. But eventually people realized they were mostly hard working folks who were very centered on their families. They blended for the most part in while keeping traditions without being in your face about it. The Somali's on the other hand. Yea, Most of them are rude, self entitled and don't like the America that took them in. They don't want to assimilate or improve it, they want it to be a shit hole like where they came from.Lutheran social services got paid for every person they brought there. They can GFTemsleves.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (H4VdJ)

546 537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n


Oh, please, let it be true. The MFM will want to cover it up, but ... clicks and ratings. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (VNsf1)

547 That Biden wax model looks relatively lifelike.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (YjP3H)

548 You can beat that the 'Think Progress" people are not eschewing air conditioned cars and homes, and are using electric fans instead of fanning each other with fans made of natural organic grass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (+0VWg)

549 541 I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Trying their hardest to connect Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

==========

"We got rid of Al Franken for touching some boobs through a flak jacket! Isn't that enough!?!"
-Lefty, using their body as a shield to protect every prominent Democrat of the last 20 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (VyAV0)

550 Mebbe smooch had a ballsack tick?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (cb/hk)

551 The Curse of Bidenhotep.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

552 532 I'll get you to warp 10, Insom
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (JlT9X)

Raise the shields and load the photon torpedoes!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

553 Plastic surgery/body work is being done by younger and younger people seeking to *improve* their appearance.

Soon most 20/25 year olds will not resemble their natural selves. Then the baby comes and ...
What the Hell is That?

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GaXyD)

554 This is kind of delicious:

Sanders Campaign Battles with Staff Demanding $15 Hourly Pay

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzp4p4
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (aXucN)



Lefty agenda for thee not for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (kw5n8)

555 I thought they already decided that going to Mars was going to be a one way death trip.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

556 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)



Chompers.

That was a very poorly written episode!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GbPPJ)

557 555 I thought they already decided that going to Mars was going to be a one way death trip.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

=========

Just send Matt Damon.

We always go back for Matt Damon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (VyAV0)

558 "You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.

Posted by: alexthechick"

My teenage self had a crush on the red head from that show. I think she was creepy in real life.

========

I was just gonna say, is that the series with that very pretty redhead? I remember that! It was good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JoUsr)

559 Remember in 2016 how people talked about Trump's ceiling?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (1RvA7)


Yes. And every week brought further proof that it was all over for Donald Trump. As other candidates dropped out their voters will go over to all of the other "not-Trump" candidates and - what's that? They didn't? They went for Trump? For that Orange Goomba?!?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! - Derpy McMedia, Pundit of the Conventional Wisdom

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

560 556 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)


Chompers.

That was a very poorly written episode!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GbPPJ)

===========

Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (VyAV0)

561 fake teeth, fake hair, fake skin, fake speechwriter.

I'll be fake sad when he's gone.

Posted by: x at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (nFwvY)

562 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

not to mention that with all that FTL travel the Earth should be about 20 billion years old and the sun going nova by the time they make it back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

563 >>And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.

Ah yes, the boozy parties with celebrities, who were allowed to tweet selfies from the situation room, livestream themselves skateboarding around the west wing, and selfies of themselves flipping the bird at the Reagan portrait.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

564 546 537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n


Just so the DOJ does its job.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (GaXyD)

565 I'm starting to freak out from that picture of Joe Biden. It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

566 The biggest threat to any crew headed to Mars is months and months of exposure to radiation. It will take a shitload of shielding to keep them from frying. And in space, weight is very expensive.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

567 562 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

not to mention that with all that FTL travel the Earth should be about 20 billion years old and the sun going nova by the time they make it back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Yeah, warp speed ended up getting retconned in that show at least three times.

I think the current explanation is that it creates wormholes, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (VyAV0)

568 I vas juss sinking... i cud really go for a Shakeys Pizza

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (8EHq+)

569
Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go
offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse
anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.



There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)
They use special thick air and their comm's badge contains a device that allows them to move through it as if it were normal.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)

570 "One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump."


It is fascinating that guy got rich since LinkedIn is the most useless social media site. My brother uses it to give goof endorsements to his buddies with double entendres about their dick size.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

571 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.
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I larfed.

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (C6xeQ)

572 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

Now you're fat-shaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

573 You can beat that the 'Think Progress" people are not eschewing air conditioned cars and homes, and are using electric fans instead of fanning each other with fans made of natural organic grass.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM



Well of course not. They smoking the natural organic grass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (ejd/p)

574 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


======


Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?



Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro8)

575 https://hrld.us/2GkvLQf
*******
Sheriff investigates own handling of Jeffrey Epstein case | Miami Herald

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (BqBId)

576 Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?



Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro

She's gonna take a Grand Mufti dive.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

577 Mood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ql3m8)

578 569
Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go
offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse
anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.



There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)
They use special thick air and their comm's badge contains a device that allows them to move through it as if it were normal.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)

==========

And that's the sort of explanation that the writers would come up with and the die hard fans would end up accepting.

They love this aura of scienciness to the show, but they admit (I'm thinking of Rich in the RLM review of ST Season 2) that all they want is some sciency sounding explanation for the nonsense. It's not science fiction (which is grounded in science), it's fantasy with rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (VyAV0)

579 Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro


Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (t6MX/)

580 "I'm starting to freak out from that picture of Joe Biden. It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody"


It reminds me of the scene in There's Something About Mary when Matt Dillon shows up with the obviously fake teeth. "Cough it up Choppers."

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (OD2ni)

581 Worse than that crap Star Fleet buys. That shit is always breaking down.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (axyOa)




Scotty: Captain, I'm doing the best I can do. I canna make it go any faster

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (kw5n8)

582 Nood

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (rOqP4)

583
509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)


Or when he just tossed the flower down at the 9/11 Memorial

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (TAmPV)

584 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (pbg54)

585 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)
-----
Mass. Weight is a function of gravitational acceleration.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (iB1oa)

586 And

Dr. Robert Epstein told Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Tuesday that Google can manipulate votes by using tools that they have at their disposal exclusively, and that no one can counteract them.

[2.6 to 10.4 million is the range]

Epstein warned the senator of big tech election meddling during his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on "Google and Censorship . through Search Engines" on Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvgl38TLvI

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (GaXyD)

587 That picture of Joey smiling looks suspiciously like the Grinch smiling in the original cartoon special.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

588 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

Now you're fat-shaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM

***

Ha!
Well, you're the one with an invitation to Sickbay with Nurse Chapel.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (axyOa)

589 I was just gonna say, is that the series with that very pretty redhead? I remember that! It was good.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JoUsr)



Yup. I just checked and it doesn't look like it's streaming anywhere.

However, youtube seems to have the full episodes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (GbPPJ)

590 It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody

Yes, but when he catches you He just holds you down and sniffs you for a few minutes.

Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (67vsh)

591 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

this

Posted by: The Force, Space Cantina Muppets, JarJar, light saber, I'll be back in 2 parsecs at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (nFwvY)

592 All we need to do to get to Mars is figure out how to bend gravity. Shoosh.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (2LelM)

593 They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.



*****


And by the time they get back the apes will be in charge and the Statue of Liberty will be laying in the sand.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (mvenn)

594
Epstein document dump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

=======

There's a document dump? I've lost track. That's pretty cool, but I suppose we'll have to rely on leaks to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (M9ntN)

595 505 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

======================

Lutherans developed this large organization that pulled in federal dollars and employed lots of people in sensitive, caring and prestigious jobs.

Do you think they were going to just shut it down?

Hell no, the people employed needed a new bunch of refugees, and the Somalis were there. The gravy train kept rolling. The federal money kept rolling in, and so did the dollars from charitable people.

Just try to shut down a charity gravy train. You cannot do it. It is like trying to shut down a government bureaucracy.

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (EK+Pw)

596 The Deep State will do everything in its power to destroy the economy next year.
=====
15 dollar minimum wage.

(I think a lot of union wages are indexed to the minimum wage like plumber apprentice gets minimum wage plus 3 dollars an hour and it stair steps up)

So the knock on effects of the rise in the minimum wage are just going to effect entry level jobs. The whole economy will get an ice bath. If it doesn't pass, then the dems will run on the republicans hate poor people.

Also its a straight up bribe to get the unions to vote for them again. If the union guys are smart they'll realize long term job security is worth more than a quick pay raise.... we'll see

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (C6xeQ)

597 Not just going to effect entry level jobs

early onset alz is a pain . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (C6xeQ)

598 >>Mebbe smooch had a ballsack tick?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Yeah, his name is Barry.

Posted by: Avoator at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (2cuLk)

599 If NBC's cooked polls put Trump at 48% he's probably closer to 55%

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (ABuva)

600 The Dems are going to win that why they emptied out their looney bins. Add to this their frantic efforts to copy down voters names in grave yard and illegal aliens you just know victory is round the corner.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 20, 2019 02:07 AM (nRj4F)

601 @452 LOL. Seriously, no joke.

Posted by: Coco at July 20, 2019 03:18 AM (2Cm6i)

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