Powerline/David Steinberg: Case Closed -- Omar Ilhan, Born Omar Elmi, Married Her Brother For Purposes of Immigration Fraud

A lot of evidence, including birth certificates and marriage records gotten from London records.

Even the Star-Tribune, a leftwing newspaper, admitted yesterday that "Omar" might well have married her brother.

New investigative documents released by a state agency have given fresh life to lingering questions about the marital history of Rep. Ilhan Omar and whether she once married a man -- possibly her own brother -- to skirt immigration laws.

Omar has denied the allegations in the past, dismissing them as "baseless rumors" first raised in an online Somali politics forum and championed by conservative bloggers during her 2016 campaign for the Minnesota House. But she said little then or since about Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the former husband who swept into her life in 2009 before a 2011 separation.

The questions surfaced again this month in a state probe of campaign finance violations showing that Omar filed federal taxes in 2014 and 2015 with her current husband, Ahmed Hirsi, while she was still legally married to but separated from Elmi.

Although she has legally corrected the discrepancy, she has declined to say anything about how or why it happened.

The new documents also detail the Omar campaignís efforts to keep the story of her marriage to Elmi out of the press, arguing that detailed coverage would legitimize the accusations and invade her privacy.

...

The search of records could neither conclusively confirm nor rebut the allegation that he is Omarís sibling.

Sent a list of questions and a request to talk to her siblings and father, Omar declined to do so. Hirsi did not reply to multiple calls, texts and e-mails. Social media posts indicate Elmi is in Africa. He did not respond to multiple e-mails.

But David Steinberg's article is as conclusive as you can get.

"Omar" cannot be permitted to keep claiming that questions about this are "Islamophobic lies" -- a bit of bullshit she used to shut down questions about being married to two men at the same time, until it was proven that she was in fact married to two men at the same time.

Update: "I am legally married to one and culturally to another: How Ilhan Omar desperately tried to shut down accusations of bigamy amid claims she was briefly married to her BROTHER to 'commit immigration fraud' while she was still with her current husband.

Thanks to Deplorable Jay Guevera.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:32 PM




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1 Yo!

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:33 PM (q177U)

2 Yo

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)

3
yo

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)

4 Take that, Yo!

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)

5 And what is the percentage of possibility that she is charged with anything? I say 0-5%

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (H8QX8)

6
That's it for the Yos, folks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)

7 LOL - somebody gave Trump a heads up on this one.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (sGnvY)

8 Brother fucking is an act of love, bigots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

9 A damning article. She might flee the country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (4e+hS)

10 Yo is gonna be SO pissed!

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)

11 $500 fine.

In Congress for the next 30 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (VyAV0)

12 Ooopsie!

Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (FhXTo)

13
And what is the percentage of possibility that she is charged with anything? I say 0-5%
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

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Effing maddening. The evidence is lying there on the ground. Just pick it up, you inattentive prosecutors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (M9ntN)

14 How dare you all shame brother fucking! It should be encouraged as the highest form of patriotism!

Posted by: Not Binary Ben at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (oZ6kz)

15 Bro-Fo for Congress!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (438dO)

16 >>>Brother fucking is an act of love, bigots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Is that an Abigail Shapiro reference?

Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (q177U)

17 She should be impeached and removed from office.

Posted by: annem at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM (bM37c)

18
What does the Koran say about a woman with two husbands?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (+x54F)

19 We're all thinking it.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (4e+hS)

20 Will the IRS/ICE and DOJ investigate?

Or do we need to remake the country?

Where is the line, the final straw?

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (MAstk)

21
ewwww

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

22 Can you deport people who gained citizenry via fraud?

Because that would just be f*cking beautiful.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (datdl)

23 Omar is a hero!

Ignore the law. It was only written for Americans.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, but we repeat ourselves at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (sy5kK)

24 8 Brother fucking is an act of love, bigots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

*flips through 2020 Antipatriarchal book on truthiness* Damnit he's right.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (p997d)

25 Send Her Back

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (O8WFE)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (9gDA7)

27 5 And what is the percentage of possibility that she is charged with anything? I say 0-5%
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (H8QX

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

28 Max Power - See post #14 for your answer.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (oZ6kz)

29 Who are we to judge the timeless and deeply spiritual Islamic traditions of incest and immigration fraud?

Posted by: The media at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (jFdGx)

30 Send her back.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (eAZVt)

31 SEND HER BACK!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (9gDA7)

32 5>>>

Steinberg will be charged for daring to expose a Glorious Muslim's glorious lies.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (0tVaQ)

33 "Omar" cannot be permitted to keep claiming that questions about this are "Islamophobic lies" -- a bit of bullshit she used to shut down questions about being married to two men at the same time, until it was proven that she was in fact married to two men at the same time.

Everyone knows all the jokes about us inbred yokels screwing our cousins and sisters was really about Islamophobia. For shame.

Posted by: Inbred Southern Sister-Humping Redneck at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (S48ez)

34 Heard the brother is gay.

We may be wrong on the "FO" part.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (O8WFE)

35 I, for one, was very pleased when Mr. Elmi married her.

Posted by: The Goat at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (T6t7i)

36 Somebody sure did someTING.

Posted by: annem at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (bM37c)

37 Omar Omar we don't need you!
Fuck off home to Mogadishu!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

38
It's all over the Daily Mail now, too. I suppose the MSM will raise the issue strictly for purposes of dismissing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (M9ntN)

39 Incest is best.

Posted by: Riff-Raff & Magenta at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (RaY3L)

40 18
What does the Koran say about a woman with two husbands?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 02:36 PM (+x54F)

They're actually extremely flexible on divorce and remarriage. Part of what contributes to high std rates, they can just divorce and remarry in short order.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (p997d)

41 Omar will be convicted right after Comey and Brennan are for their crimes.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (wpJDK)

42 The rumors of her rank stupidity will make any legal proceedings around this fun, at least.

No lawyer will be able to shut her up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (VyAV0)

43
I see NOTHING wrong with this.


~Mitt Romney

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

44 How darest thou trash the reputation of this fair damsel! A fie on you sir! I say, fie!

Posted by: Concerned Union of Conservative Kibitzers Society at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

45 Might as well Trump!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (t6MX/)

46 I had a girlfriend once who was picked up by ICE back in 2009 for marriage fraud. But she was white and from Belarus (part of Russian federation) and the feds were out for blood - they ruined her. Put her in jail for 11 months without trial and without conviction.

I told her if her last name had been Rodriguez she woulda been just fine. Obama hates white people.

POC get away with shit all the freakin' time.

Posted by: DreadedFred at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (1o4rc)

47 He was like the third wife's kid, though. She's fifth wife's child. Totally different.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (+bb7I)

48 43
I see NOTHING wrong with this.


~Mitt Romney
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

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It's incest, not polygamy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (VyAV0)

49 Willowed....and apropos of nothing-


"The Cuck That Shouted Love to the Bunghole of His Wife's Bull"

by Harlan Hewitt

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (2EMYr)

50 Bitch should be sent to Pluto

Posted by: TexasJew at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (c+cGk)

51 And...?

The Dem House won't remove her. Would an immigration court or the DoJ?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

52 16 >>>Brother fucking is an act of love, bigots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Is that an Abigail Shapiro reference?
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:35 PM

I tried, but she kicked my ass. I have to admit, I kinda liked it...

Posted by: Little Ben Shapiro at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (S48ez)

53 18>>>

"Death to America", probably.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (0tVaQ)

54 Some people did something. With close relatives.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (zpOyj)

55 I'm N luv wit a stripper, I mean my sister

Posted by: Elmi T Pain at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (nFwvY)

56 I'm more interested in the tax fraud. I think marrying her brother for immigration purposes is horrendous but I'd love to see our incredibly forgiving, sweet, IRS go after her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)

57 1 Yo!
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:33 PM (q177U)

2 Yo
Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)

3
yo
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)

4 Take that, Yo!
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)



6
That's it for the Yos, folks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)



What did Yo! ever do to you people?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (sy5kK)

58 7 LOL - somebody gave Trump a heads up on this one.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (sGnvY)


Umm isn't this one of those things that we all knew for the past two years and now, suddenly, its like a thing?

Literally just yesterday the MFM was calling it a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (9VeU0)

59 Send her back....to jail

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (bcbK8)

60 trial, conviction, sentence, take away her citizenship and her pension, then deport her back home to her native shithole.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (ER1jH)

61 She seems dedicated to the concept of blood being thicker than immigration laws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (cqNba)

62
Well.... den..... TWO guys did sumting, to me...

~Omar

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

63 You all are just jealous that I have a brother who chose me over the goat.

Posted by: Ihan Omar at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (rV1/1)

64 Racism! Islamophobia! Fraudophobia!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (gC2IV)

65
What did Yo! ever do to you people?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (sy5kK)
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Yo mama, that's what.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (ER1jH)

66 Gee, why would people chant "send her back" about a woman who committed immigration fraud? I can't imagine. Must be racism.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (Oqufv)

67 Married to two guys at the same time

That was awfully big of her

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (iAKGK)

68 Ilhan Omar loves classic American things, like All In The Family. She took that advice to heart.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

69 "I'm My Own Grandma" - Ilhan Elmi Omar

Posted by: annem at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (bM37c)

70 Ko!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (AURKQ)

71 You be rasis and misogenic to imply there is something wrong with a woman of color committing fraud and other crimes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (UE8f6)

72 Unfortunately, this bitch is too high profile now for anything to happen. (Not that anything really ever happens to Dems.) But.... hey Nancy! Here's your chance to get rid of one of those thorns in your side! lol

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (/5WQL)

73
Being married to two men at the same time is empowering, haters!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (+x54F)

74 56 I'm more interested in the tax fraud. I think marrying her brother for immigration purposes is horrendous but I'd love to see our incredibly forgiving, sweet, IRS go after her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)


I'm not picky, any felony will do.

And there seem to be quite a few to choose from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (sy5kK)

75 omar is a lovely woman and yall are meanies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (d7Ww2)

76 NO MERCY. FUCK HER SIDEWAYS.

Posted by: nip at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (DfGpI)

77 Brother fucking is an act of love, bigots.

+++

Appalachian threadwinnah

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (+bb7I)

78 So Minn. is W.Va with more snow?
And Islamokazes?

Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (FhXTo)

79 Death to America! Ulululululululu!!!

Posted by: Omar + Satan at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (eAZVt)

80 Rich cultural tapestry, or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

81 62
Well.... den..... TWO guys did sumting, to me...

~Omar
Posted by: fixerupper

We call that a lucky Paulette.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (S48ez)

82 "This is a disinformation op by Putin and would have never happened to Ilhan Elmo without the evil pull of Trump's America." -- St. David French, Order of the Blanche Davidians

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (mK7EU)

83 Double standards much - lefty's?

Teh Ballz on these people. 2 plus years of KULLoooSHUN every day and on this we get ...

we don't want to get beyond the facts


Such mendacity should leave scars.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (Pabj7)

84 I don't see a problem here.

Posted by: Cersei Lannister at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (N4xQB)

85 This would work on a Republican. ..we are going after Teflon

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (HQx/J)

86 Posted by: DreadedFred at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (1o4rc)

One of my coworkers is a Canadian who's been deported twice, once for marriage fraud (he married a stripper to get a green card. It ended about as well as you'd expect).

I don't know if that means the Feds have the capacity to catch frauds and don't, or that this guy somehow has a visa now after being booted twice. Or maybe both.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (zpOyj)

87 Obama's aunt Patootie was allowed to remain illegally! We'll see if anything happens.

Posted by: CN at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (U7k5w)

88
.... love is love.

I have two sisters that I love.

Who am I to judge.???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

89 If they do not go after her, its another hit to the trust in Gov.

Trump will know this. Everybody knows this.

Posted by: nip at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (DfGpI)

90 The Democrat leadership might just be thinking "Oh thank you! We can rid ourselves of this millstone and have trump take all of the credit - I mean blame - for doing the dirty deed!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

91 The Conservative Case For Fucking your Brother.

Posted by: The BullFLarp at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (DrqHq)

92 I'll ask again.


How much of this two tiered system will we tolerate?

Where is the line?

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (MAstk)

93
7 LOL - somebody gave Trump a heads up on this one.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 02:34 PM (sGnvY)

Umm isn't this one of those things that we all knew for the past two years and now, suddenly, its like a thing?

Literally just yesterday the MFM was calling it a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: blaster

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It's been fermenting for a while, but she pulled the lid off the can by going big with the Squad recently. Not bad timing actually, let her step into the limelight and THEN bring up the federal crimes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (M9ntN)

94 I hope that PDT hammers the entire Democrat party over this lying scumbag. Pelosi defended her, so POTUS can hang her around that old bag's neck for all time.

Posted by: jmel at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (OeWgo)

95 I'd love to see our incredibly forgiving, sweet, IRS go after her.
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Well, they *are* the ones who got Capone...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (iB1oa)

96 Gentlemen. We have a Black Squawk Down. We have a Black Squawk Down.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (t6MX/)

97 This is a job for Go Go Gohmert!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (UE8f6)

98 48 43
I see NOTHING wrong with this.


~Mitt Romney
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

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It's incest, not polygamy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (VyAV0)


TJM, I can't stop laughing. Bravo!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

99 SHe's committed a lot of crimes related to the marriage/immigration fraud, including the tax fraud and 9 counts of perjury.



And this really gets the insidiousness of illegal immigration in general: the original crime automatically sets them up to commit all sorts of other crimes simply to maintain the lie, keep the con going for their family.

That's why it is so annoying when people say "only those who have committed a crime should be reported." They steal identities, use fake identity documentation, lie on forms, commit tax and Social Security fraud, etc.



Back to Omar: NO ONE this bent should be in Congress making laws and accessing classified documents.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

100 Guys, sure, immigration fraud, tax fraud, incest - these are all terrible things. But isn't it an even worse crime if we sacrifice our diversity just for the sake of laws and hundreds of years of civil society?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (oZ6kz)

101 I'm SHOCKED that a Muslim woman would marry her brother. They usually stick with cousins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

102 31 SEND HER BACK!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 02:37 PM (9gDA7)


How about send HIM back. Don't make her martyr, hurt her.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (kUmUV)

103 NO MERCY. FUCK HER SIDEWAYS.

Posted by: nip at July 18, 2019 02:41 PM (DfGpI)


With her BROTHER'S dick!!!!

Oh, wait......

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (9gDA7)

104 The conservative case for immigration fraud and tax evasion.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (gC2IV)

105 Hey Ilhan, here in the Great Satan we frown upon marrying siblings.

Posted by: annem at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (bM37c)

106 98
TJM, I can't stop laughing. Bravo!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

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I'm on fire!

Literally...anyone have a bucket?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (VyAV0)

107 Well, i know what my reply will be next time some online SJW accuses me of being an inbred brother humper.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (d6Ksn)

108 Send the lying, incestuous bitch back to her shithole country.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (ufFY8)

109 A Congressional Letter of Reprimand and then we'll all move on as if this never happened.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (flINI)

110 100 Guys, sure, immigration fraud, tax fraud, incest - these are all terrible things. But isn't it an even worse crime if we sacrifice our diversity just for the sake of laws and hundreds of years of civil society?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (oZ6kz)

This great nation was built on immigration fraud, tax fraud and incest! Or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (KUaJL)

111 There is a country music song I heard years ago mocking rednecks. One of the lyrics was, "She married her brother, she'd have no one other."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

112 Shut your f-ing face
Brother f-er

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (K/2j/)

113 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR BROTHER FUCKING

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (UE8f6)

114
I'll ask again.


How much of this two tiered system will we tolerate?

Where is the line?
Posted by: Ha

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It's insane. Like, HELLO William Barr?

What remedy do we, the people have? Seriously, class-action lawsuit, or whatever the heck it is when the law is applied unequally?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

115 90 The Democrat leadership might just be thinking "Oh thank you! We can rid ourselves of this millstone and have trump take all of the credit - I mean blame - for doing the dirty deed!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 18, 2019

Nonsense. The left has gone full LGBTQLMNOP+, so nothing between two consenting adults can be wrong (or 3+ for Mitt and Omar).

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (S48ez)

116 103 cleanup

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (+bb7I)

117 She will be convicted in the court of public opinion.


Not tired of winning.

Posted by: nip at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (DfGpI)

118 Donks will double down.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (RuIsu)

119 So hypothetically speaking.....

Can we send her back yet?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (TB7HE)

120 Have you seen the picture of her manlet brother at the Daily Mail? He looks like he plays for the other team.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

121 Literally...anyone have a bucket?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM (VyAV0)
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*shoves bucket through port*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (iB1oa)

122 He looks like he plays for the other team.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

That's the story.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

123 >>Umm isn't this one of those things that we all knew for the past two years and now, suddenly, its like a thing?

Literally just yesterday the MFM was calling it a conspiracy theory.
- - -

Several developments since initially discovered 3 years ago. In particular, the Powerline post has A LOT of new details and documentation that the guy went to the UK to retrieve, as well as additional info from informants in the MN Somali community.

What was once shrugged off as "unproven: has now been solidly proven.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

124 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Islam in its purest form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTJ0tBSbLAM

H/T - Gerard Vanderleun @ http://americandigest.org/

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (aS1PU)

125 9%>0. Not fer long.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (UE8f6)

126 It's illegal to be married to two dudes at the same time, Dewey Omar!
Even if you're famous?

Posted by: Hugh Jassle at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (6udfe)

127 Ilhan Omar loves this country so much that as soon as she got here she wanted to experience the rich cultural heritage of West Virginia by marrying a relative. None of you love America enough to do that!!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (oZ6kz)

128 Have you seen the picture of her manlet brother at the Daily Mail? He looks like he plays for the other team.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

Dunno how much you know about middle east muz society, but a LOT of them switch hit.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (zpOyj)

129 >>> Not bad timing actually, let her step into the limelight and THEN bring up the federal crimes.

Yeah - it's the best possible timing for DJT.

I haven't followed the story Powerline for a couple of months, but it used to be inconclusive enough to dismiss. Seems like they recently got a lot more evidence, just in time for Trump's move this week.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (sGnvY)

130 It's incest, not polygamy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (VyAV0)

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ITS INCEST *AND* POLYGAMY BECAUSE SHE MARRIED TWO DUDES AND ONE OF THEM IS HER BROTHER!!!

ITS A HAT AANNNNND A BROACH!!!!!


ITS INGLAMY!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELESBERGER at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

131 Fanfiction dot net is going to be lit AF after this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK8)

132 I believe there are both criminal and immigration pathways to trouble here. The latter could lead to removal of citizenship - for false statements/fraud in connection with gaining citizenship.


You know who else was deported using this mechanism?


Well, not You Know Who - who died in his bunker in '45 - but some of his ex-employees, in the high-profile concentration camp guard cases pursued by the Office of special Investigations at DOJ.





Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (QDnY+)

133 Any legitimate questioning of Omar on this very suspect immigration fraud that she has engaged in is immediately condemned and the racist accusations piled on, by most all of the media and the Dem. party. They are so invested into turning this country into part of their New World Order, they can taste it and it is frightening.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9+jnX)

134 Dunno how much you know about middle east muz society, but a LOT of them switch hit.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (zpOyj)


They're usually into dancing boys and goats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

135 If she committed immigration fraud, can't she be "sent back?"

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (nRWPy)

136 "He looks like he plays for the other team."

I've heard that homosexuals are horribly repressed in The US. Send him back to Somalia for his own safety.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (eAZVt)

137 BREAKING: DEMOCRAT IS FILTHY LIAR, FILM AT 11 NEVER

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

138 88
.... love is love.

I have two sisters that I love.

Who am I to judge.???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

Are they hot?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

139
Married to two guys at the same time


That's known as a " Lucky Omar."

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (TAmPV)

140 In my fantasy world, where America has a justice system instead of crooked apparatus wholly dedicated to the protection of the Left and nothing else, here's how it would go:

Omar gets hooked up big time, and every charge in the book gets thrown at her. She's found guilty (because she is) and the prosecution recommends the heaviest sentence possible, with no possibility of parole. The bitch then gets a choice - do the time, or renounce your citizenship and go into self-imposed exile.

Then rinse and repeat for any elected official who's committed a felony crime (hint: it's nearly all of them).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

141 I said it last night (to my wife) - Omar will be the first congressperson to be deported.

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (eAZVt)

142


The comment formerly numbered as 103 has been deleted.

Senor Aspirin Factory: First and only warning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

143 138 88
.... love is love.

I have two sisters that I love.

Who am I to judge.???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

Are they hot?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

And will they make out first?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK8)

144 So the question is what to do about her.

I'd love to see prosecution. Don't think it's practical to strip her citizenship, unless that in itself is a product of immigration fraud by her family, and, and apparently there might be some evidence of that.

Our Mars astronauts could ride my schadenboner if Barr had her indicted and perp-walked out of the Capitol while the House was in session.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (8erNz)

145 Several developments since initially discovered 3 years ago. In particular, the Powerline post has A LOT of new details and documentation that the guy went to the UK to retrieve, as well as additional info from informants in the MN Somali community.

What was once shrugged off as "unproven: has now been solidly proven.
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Hold our beer...

we can never know if there was ever a valid ceremony ...

Posted by: CNN/MSNBC/CBS/NBC/ABC/NYT/WaPo at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (x0SR7)

146 102: make her martyr!!!

Posted by: CN at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (U7k5w)

147 Married to two guys at the same time





That's known as a " Lucky Omar."

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (TAmPV)


Tea. Everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

148 Are they hot?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

You misspelled loose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

149
The Democrat leadership might just be thinking "Oh thank you! We can rid ourselves of this millstone and have trump take all of the credit - I mean blame - for doing the dirty deed!"
Posted by: Mikey

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Of course this is what they're doing. Same for AOC.

Just like foreign countries chanting "AMERICA IS A RACIST WAR-MONGERER" want us to go clean out the Middle East so they can slide in and start doing business.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (M9ntN)

150 I had to read through it a couple of times earlier. Lotta info to absorb.

I still have questions....the brother/husband went to Arlington HS in MN for his senior year 2002-2003. Why? He was living in London...why and how did he come to the US to go to one year of HS?

Where was he between 2003 and 2009? In 2009 they married and went to ND state univ. together and graduated in 2011. Where did he go then? I can't even figure out a 'reason' for the faux marriage. He had asylum in the UK and was eventually granted citizenship.

The whole thing is just bizarre and she needs to go to jail, THEN be deported.

Posted by: Tami at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (cF8AT)

151
...she was in fact married to two men at the same time.

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All right, I'll ask the question on everyone's mind.

Did they make her air-tight?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (vF2xw)

152
I thought polyamory was related to Cleveland Amory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)

153 139
Married to two guys at the same time


That's known as a " Lucky Omar."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (TAmPV)

*slow clap*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

154 Send her ass back.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (SONL4)

155 Another idle thought....

Does she serve the jail time for perjury, tax fraud, etc etc before she gets sent back?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (TB7HE)

156 143 138 88
.... love is love.

I have two sisters that I love.

Who am I to judge.???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

Are they hot?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

And will they make out first?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK

^This guy. He gets it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

157
Back to Omar: NO ONE this bent should be in Congress making laws and accessing classified documents.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 02:43 PM (bDqIh)



I accessed classified documents for 8 years and never elected nor was in Congress. What's your point?

- Valarie Jarrett

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (sy5kK)

158 152
I thought polyamory was related to Cleveland Amory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)

Which is no Springfield Armory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

159 Also, it may be education fraud, not immigration fraud. Read the powerline article

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (nRWPy)

160 What's really enraging in that article is that almost all of those Somalis assholes that we let into the U.S., at huge expense to American taxpayers, were lying and scamming and grifting us -- and still are.

The government had to shut down one of the refugee programs that allowed them to bring in relatives after DNA tests showed that nearly 90% of the Somalis claiming to be family members were lying.

Just a bunch of fucking liars, cheats, and criminals. And now hundreds of thousands of them are living here, ripping us off and electing lying, scamming frauds like Ilhan Elmi a/k/a Omar to congress.

It's disgusting. Every dumbass congressman and/or greedy, money-grubbing Lutheran "refugee" agency that brought these vermin to our shores should be hanging from a lampost.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (k4dH2)

161 Not sure about the immigration fraud angle- he's a citizen of the UK (I think) and she was already an American. I bet it has more to do with some kind of financial aid/student loan fraud. I think they were in college together at the time. Info's probably protected by FERPA though...

Posted by: Hugh Jassle at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (6udfe)

162 They're usually into dancing boys and goats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

Never saw any goat stuff. There was a video going around for a while, filmed with a thermal camera from a Stryker, of two Iraqis having sex with a donkey. The wag who put it out there put the Bloodhound Gang song "The Bad Touch" over it.

I also had a ten year old boy try to sell himself to me. Which is a fucking unsettling experience.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (zpOyj)

163 Lighten up, bishes.

Posted by: Smollette at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (MAstk)

164 131 Fanfiction dot net is going to be lit AF after this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK

I was going to say that no one wants to read that, but it is the internet after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

165 151
...she was in fact married to two men at the same time.

---

All right, I'll ask the question on everyone's mind.

Did they make her air-tight?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (vF2xw)

Spit-roasted at best. Need one more for airtight.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

166
Another idle thought....



Does she serve the jail time for perjury, tax fraud, etc etc before she gets sent back?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (TB7HE)


Forget that. Just send her home to her beloved Somalia. Wearing a Go-Pro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

167 and whether she once married a man -- possibly her own brother -- to skirt immigration laws.

That's the most charitable explanation.

Meanwhile, she and her brother are due to star in a new movie:

Love At the DInner Table


Hey ... it was good enough for the Ptolemies it should be good enough for the US government. Incest laws are racisty racist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (6fsOH)

168 All right, I'll ask the question on everyone's mind.

Did they make her air-tight?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (vF2xw)


Air tight test requires three.

Spent too much time with Navy divers.

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (9VeU0)

169 127 Ilhan Omar loves this country so much that as soon as she got here she wanted to experience the rich cultural heritage of West Virginia by marrying a relative. None of you love America enough to do that!!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:46 PM (oZ6kz)

If you knew my sister, you'd know why that is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

170 Another interesting thought....

How fast will Sandy Cortez drop BroFo from The Squawk once it's clear she's damaging her brand?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (TB7HE)

171 I'm not sure Elmi is interested in chicks.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)

172 (love you, Kari)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

173 This may get interesting if Pelosi decides to make an example of her, pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (jp0Bv)

174 I can't even figure out a 'reason' for the faux marriage.



Education grant fraud

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (nRWPy)

175 I hope she gets conjugal visits with her brother while she's in jail. It's the Democrat thing to do.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (4e+hS)

176 If only we had a system where democrats or darlings of the media were held to account.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (1ISKN)

177 Remember when leftists accused Trump of abusing the security clearance process to get clearances for Kushner and others and a lefty bureaucrat came forward to claim she saw the abuse?

You won't believe this but it was all a lie.

Two career security clearance officials have come forward to say they never saw any irregularities and nobody pressured them at all.

https://tinyurl.com/yxcqdudr

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (K/2j/)

178 170 Another interesting thought....

How fast will Sandy Cortez drop BroFo from The Squawk once it's clear she's damaging her brand?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (TB7HE)


Toothy McBigTits' numbers are at 28% approval.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

179
no possibility of parole. The bitch then gets a choice - do the time, or renounce your citizenship and go into self-imposed exile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Mercifully, there's no parole in the federal system, just time off for good behavior, but she has committed her share of state-level crimes. I wonder what the MN prisons are like? A bit cold in the winter?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (M9ntN)

180 178 170 Another interesting thought....

How fast will Sandy Cortez drop BroFo from The Squawk once it's clear she's damaging her brand?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (TB7HE)


Toothy McBigTits' numbers are at 28% approval.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM

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Polls are racist.

Or something.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (TB7HE)

181 normal people find obviously this reprehensible. but I don't see how those who promote "same sex marriage" would object to either bigamy or incest.

Posted by: greggtheobscure at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (6nWPv)

182 166
Forget that. Just send her home to her beloved Somalia. Wearing a Go-Pro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (ptqGC)


In their case, a Goat-Pro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (zBaqJ)

183 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

184
I'm not sure Elmi is interested in chicks.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah. His pics at the Daily Mail show him to be more Barry's type. Also, he's into writing about fashion, makeup, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

185 Not only can she not claim it's islamophobic to ask questions, she also can't continue to have citizenship. She needs to be expelled from the House, her citizenship revoked, and then deported back to Somalia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (j3npP)

186 177 Remember when leftists accused Trump of abusing the security clearance process to get clearances for Kushner and others and a lefty bureaucrat came forward to claim she saw the abuse?

You won't believe this but it was all a lie.

Two career security clearance officials have come forward to say they never saw any irregularities and nobody pressured them at all.

https://tinyurl.com/yxcqdudr
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (K/2j/)

Quick, my fainting couch.

My faith in lefty bureaucrat is failing fast

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

187 I thought the immigration issue was her using the name of a family, not hers, that allowed her to claim asylum.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (4e+hS)

188 This is just typical third world shit - grift, bribery, fraud are the normal way to get things done. She probably doesn't think it's wrong.

Posted by: annem at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (bM37c)

189 i'm not the sort of guy to say "Check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation" but on the other hand, check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

190 I wonder what the MN prisons are like?

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Chock full of Somalis

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

191 Sent a list of questions and a request to talk to her siblings and father, Omar declined to do so. Hirsi did not reply to multiple calls, texts and e-mails. Social media posts indicate Elmi is in Africa. He did not respond to multiple e-mails.

Just collect a little saliva from each and the answer will be clear as day. THis is like SPycraft 101. I would expect that there are still 1 or 2 actually competent American spies around who care about America. Just 1 or 2.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (6fsOH)

192 Does she serve the jail time for perjury, tax fraud, etc etc before she gets sent back?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (TB7HE)

Forget that. Just send her home to her beloved Somalia. Wearing a Go-Pro.


I don't think you're gonna send her back to Somalia unless you can figure a way to expel her "parents". I'd love to see it happen, but I'm not betting on it.

I would love to see her prosecuted and jailed, though, even if the taxpayer has to pick up the bill. Maybe we could get her and her family to self-deport.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (8erNz)

193 Education grant fraud

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (nRWPy)

Did they have to be married to get that?

He could have gone to college in the UK...he was a citizen by then.

Posted by: Tami at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

194
This may get interesting if Pelosi decides to make an example of her, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Bilwis

=====

It'd be awesome if Trump managed to hang the whole thing around her neck.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)

195 The only make-up a heterosexual man will ever write about is camo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (1ISKN)

196 I wonder how many dumb white Minnesotans voted for her despite the fact she hates them?

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (AjVAj)

197 183 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

There are a couple of good schools there. One of my MN cousins went to private school in ND.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

198 190
Chock full of Somalis
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (8XRCm)


"Huh?!"

- - Page Morton Black

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

199 170
Another interesting thought....



How fast will Sandy Cortez drop BroFo from The Squawk once it's clear she's damaging her brand?





Posted by: WitchDoktor


So she's the leader of the Mean Girls? I guess that makes Tlaib and Pressley the ones trying to make fetch happen.

Posted by: pep at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (T6t7i)

200 I thought polyamory was related to Cleveland Amory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)

Which is no Springfield Armory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK
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And totally has nothing to do with close harmony.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (iB1oa)

201 How dare you all shame brother fucking! It should be encouraged as the highest form of patriotism!"

Hmmm.

Read that as "highest form of prostitution"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (6qErC)

202 Lucky Omar > Crazy Ivan

Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (J3h5y)

203 My faith in lefty bureaucrat is failing fast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK

I swear, if this happens another two or three thousand times, I might start to think something's amiss here!

Posted by: Vanya's Cuck Alter Ego at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (zpOyj)

204 i'm not the sort of guy to say "Check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation" but on the other hand, check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM


I can honestly say that in my life, that's a sentence I never thought I'd read.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (TB7HE)

205 married to two men at the same time.

---

All right, I'll ask the question on everyone's mind.

Did they make her air-tight?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at J




think that requires three guys

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (HALdu)

206 The Somali Gazoo will crack under pressure.

Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (VPncT)

207 Send her up.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (Jqvra)

208 How fast will Sandy Cortez drop BroFo from The Squawk once it's clear she's damaging her brand?

--------

Well, it's not like it's up to her... that's up to the Justice Democrats. But I doubt they'll drop her - she is their brand. And she won't be charged for any of this, so they'll just wait it out.

Now, the voters in her district may drop her. But no consequence will come of any of this within government.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

209 189 i'm not the sort of guy to say "Check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation" but on the other hand, check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

Hotter or less hot than Liz Hurley's son?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

210 Air tight test requires three.

Spent too much time with Navy divers.

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2019 02:50 PM (9VeU0)


What about the ears?

That's why G-d made Indians (dot) ... according to the WHO, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (6fsOH)

211 Powerline article also proves that Omar's dad was part of the genocidal Barre regime. He was "literally Goebbels"

Posted by: CN at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (U7k5w)

212 Coulter has pointed out that the worst crimes against Medicaid or various scams (Nigerian princes), are perpetrated by foreigners.


Omar seems to exemplify that ... and other foreigners that hate us (MS-13) ... they will steal everything, leave a path of destruction ... they have no emotional national attachment to dissuade them in the least. We are just here to be raped and pillaged.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (Cus5s)

213 Wait a minute, Ilhan's sister is named Sahra Noor...

Any relation to a certain cop now in jail for murdering Justine Damond?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 02:54 PM (RnxWP)

214 I thought polyamory was related to Cleveland Amory."

D.C. Armory...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (6qErC)

215 187
I thought the immigration issue was her using the name of a family, not hers, that allowed her to claim asylum.


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (4e+hS)

She was a minor, if I am understanding the timeline. Parents would have done that. What she did subsequently was fraudulently marry he bro, he got American education and presumably other social benefits he was not entitled to receive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (t6MX/)

216 And the Spanish Conquistador Cortes came to the new world and enslaved and killed the native people of Central America. Should OCR pay reparations and apologize to the descendants of the people he enslaved and killed because she may be related to him???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (qM84C)

217 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (tH5fk)

218

Torn between two brothers, feeling like a fool.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (aKsyK)

219 >>>think that requires three guys


Or just 3/8ths of a squid!!!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald with a throbbing boner at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

220
Old and Busted - Glitz and Glamor

New Hotness - Clits and Clamor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

221 until it was proven that she was in fact married to two men at the same time
She's a Ho!

Posted by: Santa Claus at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

222 Anon: Ben wishes. He's offered Abby six figures and she still won't bite.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (oZ6kz)

223 It's a nice trick she's pulling - she comes from a place where documentation is chaotic to nonexistent, nothing can be confirmed, half of what might be confirmed is fake, and then her defense against any accusations is "You can't Prove any of that, you can't document it!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

224 i'm not the sort of guy to say "Check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation" but on the other hand, check out Gateway Pundit regarding Elmi's likely sexual orientation.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM

I can honestly say that in my life, that's a sentence I never thought I'd read.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at J




no way that even makes the top 10 sentences you thought you would never read here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (HALdu)

225 The pharaohs did it, so whats the big deal...Keeps it all in the family. /sarc

Posted by: Colin at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (Soxv1)

226 The only make-up a heterosexual man will ever write about is camo.
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eye black - it to keep the sun's glare off my high cheekbones

Posted by: Ben Rothlispberger at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (3BvCa)

227 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

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UND - University of NOrth Dakota

AND

NDSU - North Dakota State University

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

228 >>.217 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that that sort of thing was frowned upon...
Posted by: Ilhan Omar

heh

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

229 119>>>

They're going to "what are YOU going to do?" Will-to-power their way right through it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (0tVaQ)

230 187 I thought the immigration issue was her using the name of a family, not hers, that allowed her to claim asylum.
______________

She also apparently lied about her age when she was naturalized (in addition to lying about her identity).

She and her family, like all the other Somali "refugees," will lie about anything and everything. They're just a bunch of lying, cheating, frauds, and every damn one of them should be sent back.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (k4dH2)

231
I wonder how many dumb white Minnesotans voted for her despite the fact she hates them?


Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2019 02:53 PM (AjVAj)


Her district is predominantly wealthy white liberals.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (TAmPV)

232 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

My brother visited there when he was looking at colleges. Then he enlisted in the Marines and became an assault rocket and demolitions guy.

Make of that what you will

Posted by: Vanya's Cuck Alter Ego at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (zpOyj)

233 >>Hold our beer...

we can never know if there was ever a valid ceremony
- - -

Oh, that's the BEST part!

The marriage to her brother is legit - there's a marriage license signed by a MN Christian pastor, IIRC. Her baby-daddy, the one she's been with for 10 years? She says that marriage happened according to her "faith traditions," whatever that means.

This is why she was caught on the tax fraud. She filed taxes jointly with baby-daddy, not legal husband/brother.

There is no disputing the marriage to Elmi, only that he was her brother - which seems to have been proven now.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

234 So is anyone going ask Omar about her brother's cock?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)

235 218 Torn between two brothers, feeling like a fool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (aKsyK)


Mary MacGregor, 1977. Senior year in HS. *sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (zBaqJ)

236 I don't think you're gonna send her back to Somalia unless you can figure a way to expel her "parents". I'd love to see it happen, but I'm not betting on it.

Posted by: JEM



Why would you have expel her parents? She committed the crimes as an adult. She can have HER citizenship stripped.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (ql3m8)

237 Send her AND her co conspiring brother back.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (koNhm)

238 218

Torn between two brothers, feeling like a fool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (aKsyK)


220
Old and Busted - Glitz and Glamor

New Hotness - Clits and Clamor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

LOLs and major awards for you both

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

239 She's a POC and a POS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (1ISKN)

240 Since their muzzies, Omar's brother can marry all of his sisters.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (6fsOH)

241 188 This is just typical third world shit - grift, bribery, fraud are the normal way to get things done. She probably doesn't think it's wrong.

You just swung the hammer and hit the gong at the top.

Western countries, and notably the US, and notably certain parts of the US, are soft targets for those raised and educated in countries and cultures where corruption is the rule.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

242 no way that even makes the top 10 sentences you thought you would never read here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM


True that - #5 on the list made mention of a sybian.

I thought someone misspelled Syrian at first. Oy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (TB7HE)

243 "Chock full o' Somalis is that heavenly coffee..."

Nope, doesn't work.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (iB1oa)

244 39 Incest is best.
Posted by: Riff-Raff & Magenta at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (RaY3L)

It's all relative.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (cspJy)

245 nothing we will not be able to solve with some cotton swabs, hell, send her to maury


you are his sister and you are her brother!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (HALdu)

246 dagny @ 135 - yes.


The immigration fraud here is exactly the sort of thing that can lead to revoking citizenship and deportation.


I am open to any imaginable developments here. Given the state of law enforcement on anything related to borders or immigration law, yes even during the era of the golden scalpweasel, not at all inconceivable that nothing will be done. Would be a kind of crowning symbolic high-point in lawlessness if nothing is done.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (QDnY+)

247 And I'm waiting for some idiot who knows nothing of the Bible to start whatabouting Levitican marriage.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (koNhm)

248
Torn between two brothers, feeling like a fool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (aKsyK)

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MARY MCGREGOR FOR THE WIN!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

249 "Or just 3/8ths of a squid!!!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald with a throbbing boner at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)"

How dare you impersonate me, sir! Something like that would never turn me on!

You're wasting 5 of the appendages!!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, with a disappointing half-a-stock at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)

250

Tickle me Elmi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (aKsyK)

251 223 It's a nice trick she's pulling - she comes from a place where documentation is chaotic to nonexistent, nothing can be confirmed, half of what might be confirmed is fake, and then her defense against any accusations is "You can't Prove any of that, you can't document it!"
_______________

A DNA test would prove that her husband is also her brother.

That's why there will never be one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

252 Who got banned and warned per sidebar?

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

253 232 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

My brother visited there when he was looking at colleges. Then he enlisted in the Marines and became an assault rocket and demolitions guy.

Make of that what you will
Posted by: Vanya's Cuck Alter Ego at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (zpOyj)

Oh he's one of them smart Marines, eh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

254 True that - #5 on the list made mention of a sybian.

I thought someone misspelled Syrian at first. Oy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at J




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (HALdu)

255
Also, it may be education fraud, not immigration fraud. Read the powerline article
Posted by: dagny

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Federal student loan fraud. Anything they could exploit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (M9ntN)

256 You can't Prove any of that, you can't document it!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

She definitely would refuse a DNA test. She would be the third Dem done in by DNA testing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zFzxj)

257 Don't know if anyone has linked to the Daily Mail's article:

https://tinyurl.com/yyyvml2b

"I am legally married to one and culturally married to another."

Whereas both guys are culturally married to goats, presumably.

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (Lv/P3)

258 Maury Povich is gonna have a big issue with his DNA tests of the Omar family.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (cspJy)

259 152
I thought polyamory was related to Cleveland Amory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)


It was.

But it was never dealt with properly, so the result is Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (sy5kK)

260 She also apparently lied about her age when she was naturalized (in addition to lying about her identity).


We're going to have to cut her in half and count the rings.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (ql3m8)

261 Isn't it un Constitutional to ask questions of Women of Color? I think there is cuz everyone of the beautiful tell me so. Or is it un American? Confused White Guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (2LelM)

262 Incest is best.
Posted by: Riff-Raff & Magenta at J



there is more to that quote

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (HALdu)

263 The Powerline story is pretty conclusive and it does appear to be education loan fraud. Nothing will be done, of course, because she's a Democrat AND a racial and religious minority in the Imperial City of the Banana Empire. The only people who will face repercussions are the reporters

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 18, 2019 02:58 PM (uugef)

264 He's offered Abby six figures and she still won't bite."

For that much she better do more than nibble and lick...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (6qErC)

265 Calling somebody a MoFo is an insult. But can we call Ms. Omar a BroFo?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (WRSbt)

266 Does she have a kid?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

267 Mary MacGregor, 1977. Senior year in HS. *sigh*

I hated that sappy piece of bilge then, and I hate it even more now.

While the paraphrasing commentor deserves praise for his adaptation, the mere suggestion of that bit of fingernails screeching on the metaphorical chalkboard is painful.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)

268 Education grant fraud



Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:51 PM (nRWPy)



Did they have to be married to get that?

Yep, that's how I read it.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (nRWPy)

269 234 So is anyone going ask Omar about her brother's cock?
_______________

Since he is apparently gay (judging by his social media posts), it's unlikely she's ever seen it -- unless she went to watch him march in a parade.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (k4dH2)

270
"I am legally married to one and culturally married to another."


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THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!! THATS NOT HOW ANY OF THAT WORKS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

271 I read over at Gateway Pundit that the brother is Super Gay.

So... I see this as: "Yes, I married my brother, but he is gay and at risk in our native country. The unfair US immigration policies made us do it. OPEN BORDERS for all!!!"

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (AkkRZ)

272 I don't get it, the IRS can be fridges ruthless. How does the IRS ignore her obvious tax dodge?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (jUVms)

273 Nothing will happen to this BroFo. She'll end up with a gig on CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

274 NDU, Hockey and Curling (the ice kind).

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (RuIsu)

275 where corruption is the rule. "

"Corruption" and "ethics" are uniquely western concepts.

Therefore, rayciss.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (6qErC)

276 266 Does she have a kid?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

3...not by her brother....I think.

Posted by: Tami at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

277 Education fraud and tax crimes, she likes to double up on everything.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (4e+hS)

278 Or just 3/8ths of a squid!!!
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And finally we arrive at tentacle pron...

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (5NMZN)

279 Who got banned and warned per sidebar?

Commenter named annem, in the thread linked and quoted by ace in that thread.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (TB7HE)

280
The pharaohs did it, so whats the big deal...Keeps it all in the family. /sarc
Posted by: Colin


Sam the Sham marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (aKsyK)

281 No no honey, this wasn't adultery, I was only *culturally* fucking your hot friend.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)

282 While the paraphrasing commentor deserves praise for his adaptation, the mere suggestion of that bit of fingernails screeching on the metaphorical chalkboard is painful.
Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)

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Hello girl its been a while...

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (8XRCm)

283 I said something about this in a morning thread, but eventually she's going to give a "You're damn right I married my own brother!" speech.

She'll say our racist immigration policy "made" her do it and we're all racists ... for noticing.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (hdzef)

284 >>>So... I see this as: "Yes, I married my brother, but he is gay and at risk in our native country. The unfair US immigration policies made us do it. OPEN BORDERS for all!!!"


right but this could have just been a scam to get an American college education paid for.

also, he had been in London. Not exactly anti-gay.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)

285 Incest is best.
Posted by: Riff-Raff & Magenta at July 18, 2019 02:38 PM (RaY3L)

It's all relative.
Posted by: Roy


If she's not good enough for her own family, why do you think she's good enough for mine?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (ql3m8)

286 So... I see this as: "Yes, I married my brother, but he is gay and at risk in our native country. The unfair US immigration policies made us do it. OPEN BORDERS for all!!!"
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (AkkRZ)


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But when she was married to two men at the same time, that's not a problem? FFS

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (jUVms)

287 265 Calling somebody a MoFo is an insult. But can we call Ms. Omar a BroFo?

I'm sure she never got anywhere near his organ. I'm also sure the family ran the numbers and concluded a little immigration fraud was going to benefit Elmi-dude in some way (exhausted his UK dole?) and offered little risk to Ilhan-bitch, and they were gaming this all the way down.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (8erNz)

288
The immigration fraud here is exactly the sort of thing that can lead to revoking citizenship and deportation.


I am open to any imaginable developments here. Given the state of law enforcement on anything related to borders or immigration law, yes even during the era of the golden scalpweasel, not at all inconceivable that nothing will be done. Would be a kind of crowning symbolic high-point in lawlessness if nothing is done.
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Sanctuary city Beetchez!!!

Posted by: Washington DC at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (Pabj7)

289 Does she have a kid?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ptqGC)



3...not by her brother....I think.

Posted by: Tami at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (cF8AT)


Did she name one of them Benjamin? *I kill myself*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

290 I didn't even know North dakota had a university, I guess that makes sense, but I have never seen or heard "University of North Dakota" or NDU in my life.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

Division II Football team powerhouse.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (zFzxj)

291 My brother visited there when he was looking at colleges. Then he enlisted in the Marines and became an assault rocket and demolitions guy.

Make of that what you will
Posted by: Vanya's Cuck Alter Ego at J



half of the reason they store nukes in minot is that were there ever a nuclear war the russian bomb damage assesment would not be able to figure out whether or not their nukes hit there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (HALdu)

292 266 Does she have a kid?
______________

Several -- all fathered by her "cultural" husband, who is not her legal husband, despite the fact that she claimed him as her legal husband on her tax returns.

Her brother/husband congratulated her on the birth of her third baby on social media, and referred to the baby as his niece. But don't call him her brother, h8ter!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

293 If the Dems has the brains God gave a turnip, they'd have Omar resign before Trump arrests her.

Posted by: trev006 at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (LR3Y8)

294 252 Who got banned and warned per sidebar?
Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

Aspirin factory nic, didn't recognize the hash

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

295 No no honey, this wasn't adultery, I was only *culturally* fucking your hot friend.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

Funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (4e+hS)

296 The left can do whatever they want with impunity. But we're supposed to give a shit about what they think of us. LOLGF.

Posted by: Del-Aware at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (4Eo4+)

297 Forget about the DNA test, but what about an IQ test?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:01 PM (2LelM)

298 >>>I didn't even know North dakota had a university,

What the fuh...?

You know we're a state in a first world country, right?

Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (PbpT7)

299 Hello girl its been a while...

I refer the right honorable member to the answer I gave some moments ago.

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

300 Lot of banjos in Somalia. Pretty mouths too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)

301 Its still Wendy Peffercorn for me!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

302 Maury Povich is gonna have a big issue with his DNA tests of the Omar family."

You're the father, and You're the father, and You're the father...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (6qErC)

303 we're triggered.

Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (PbpT7)

304 Oh he's one of them smart Marines, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK

It's my fault. Me and our other brother. He was a nice kid. Very quiet and smart, home schooled. He likes rocks and fossils, and wanted to be a geologist. Then me and our bro decided to red pill him while he was in high school-- we're both former USMC, by the way. I sent him the Communist Manifesto and The True Believer and told him to read them, along with a whole bunch of other stuff. It worked, maybe a little too well.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (zpOyj)

305 Given the state of law enforcement on anything related to borders or immigration law, yes even during the era of the golden scalpweasel, not at all inconceivable that nothing will be done. Would be a kind of crowning symbolic high-point in lawlessness if nothing is done.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (QDnY+)


People actually wonder why so many mention Civil War 2.0.

Lawlessness from government is a primary instigator.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (sy5kK)

306 Also, the Daily Mail shows her brother partying at a resort on the coast of Kenya.


He looks about as straight as Don LeMoan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

307 So 5 counts of fraud, at least 3 counts of income tax evasion, several counts of FEC violations, and...


These are the kind of people we need to import, pay $70k/yr in government freebies, and change our culture for. NO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (pw+jk)

308 266
Does she have a kid?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

No. It belongs to the mistress-goat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (t6MX/)

309 Yup, we're a real university. With classes and everything!

Posted by: NDU at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (oZ6kz)

310 right but this could have just been a scam to get an American college education paid for.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)


Fraud straight-up. How is that different from not reporting income to the IRS because you have bills to pay?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (Lv/P3)

311 What do bears and Somali girls have in common?

They both lick their paws.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)

312
243 "Chock full o' Somalis is that heavenly coffee..."

Nope, doesn't work.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (iB1oa)


I see you got my Page Morton Black reference. Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (zBaqJ)

313 Some Somalis did something.

Get over it you people.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (K/2j/)

314 Isn't NDU the Fighting Sioux?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

315 299 Hello girl its been a while...

I refer the right honorable member to the answer I gave some moments ago.
Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)


England Dan and John Ford Coley?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

316 I refer the right honorable member to the answer I gave some moments ago.
Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

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Thanks.

For the times.

That you've given me.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

317 Time to help team Trump develop.a.kill shot nickname for Omar the Fraudmaker. Go!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (6/uwW)

318
Would be a kind of crowning symbolic high-point in lawlessness if nothing is done.

Posted by: rhomboid

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wtf is with William Barr? Like he's powerless to order someone to look into this?

I seriously wonder if he's aware of the outrage over the dual legal system. If he knows what's meant by "the Swamp" and draining it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (M9ntN)

319 right but this could have just been a scam to get an American college education paid for.

also, he had been in London. Not exactly anti-gay.
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oddly enough - it has become a place that gay dudes are highly likely to be assaulted. In fact, the mooslims frequent gay prostitution parks and wait for the john to meet up with a rent boy and then they bust in the car and pour acid on them. So yes, the Irony singularity is near.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (Cejn6)

320 Of course she thought she could get away with immigration fraud- it's how she got here in the first place!

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (XKZwp)

321 Stupid question: Can Keith Ellison help her clean up any of this, or can this all be pursued by federal authorities?

I kinda wondered if he became MN AG to assist with messes such as this and the major fraud committed by the local Somali community (daycare funds scam).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

322 Hello girl its been a while..."

Hello, it's me. I've been around here for a long, long while...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (6qErC)

323 I wonder if CPL is looking for new clients before he gets disbarred.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (TB7HE)

324 306 Also, the Daily Mail shows her brother partying at a resort on the coast of Kenya.

He looks about as straight as Don LeMoan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)


He looks as fiercely heterosexual as Cory Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (Lv/P3)

325
Isn't NDU the Fighting Sioux?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)


Yes although their mascot is an eagle.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (TAmPV)

326
Who was banned?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (LilNs)

327 you know, the thing that is in her defense is that she went to virginia when she got here and sibling marriage is not really uncommon there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (HALdu)

328
I'm betting on a range between "nothing happens at all," and "House Ethics Committee investigation that drags on until after next year's election and then makes a pro forma censure, if she's re-elected."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)

329 IMAM: Do you, Ilhan, take this person who is really, really closely related to you as your lawfully wedded husband, to defraud the government in various ways as well as do something that has been deprecated since the collapse of the Roman Empire?

ILHAN: I do.

IMAM: And do you, Ahmed, take this woman Ilhan, who is really butt ugly and makes a goat look good by comparison and is your sister and really ugly, to be your lawfully wedded wife?

AHMED: I do.

IMAM: I now declare you felon and felon. You may kiss the goat.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

330 Ilhan Omar loves classic American things, like All In The Family. She took that advice to heart.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)


She learned english by watching Brazzers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)

331 Isn't NDU the Fighting Sioux?

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Not any more. Yeah.

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (5NMZN)

332 Remember, (whatever the hell her name is/was), she has a duty to lie to your face. To. Your. Face.

It is part and parcel of her existence to lie to you.
Period.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (RuIsu)

333 Classical music fans know the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople is the epicenter of research on PDQ Bach and his works.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (l1ttu)

334 All I can say is, thanks Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

335
Also, the Daily Mail shows her brother partying at a resort on the coast of Kenya.


He looks about as straight as Don LeMoan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

Swell, another marginalized identity to beat us over the head with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (M9ntN)

336 >>Isn't NDU the Fighting Sioux?

It's been changed to the Fighting But Mostly Peaceful Native Americans Who Are Better Than You

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (K/2j/)

337 the thing that is in her defense is that she went to virginia when she got here and sibling marriage is not really uncommon there."

Don't do that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (6qErC)

338
UND - Fighting Hawks

NDSU - Bison

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

339 I expect the Left will now push for marriage to be for any number and any relationship as the expansion of what is marriage continues to make it all inclusive and without any meaning beyond taxes, hospital visits, and death benefits.

Posted by: geoffb at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (zOpu5)

340 Who was banned?
Posted by: Glenn John at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM


A commenter named annem.

He showed up a week or two ago and said he'd been lurking for a long time.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (TB7HE)

341 Fighting Hawks

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (5NMZN)

342 328
I'm betting on a range between "nothing happens at all," and "House Ethics Committee investigation that drags on until after next year's election and then makes a pro forma censure, if she's re-elected."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)

Sigh

Yeah.

If the Democrats won't get rid of fucking BOB MENENDEZ, they're are going to get rid of Terrorist BroFo Barbie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

343
Several -- all fathered by her "cultural" husband, who is not her legal husband, despite the fact that she claimed him as her legal husband on her tax returns.


Her brother/husband congratulated her on the birth of her third baby on social media, and referred to the baby as his niece. But don't call him her brother, h8ter!



Yep. We hate her culture, so we can't talk about this.

BTW... I started to google "Can you marry your brother" and it filled in "in MN."

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (AkkRZ)

344 Alright, here's the envelope for the Omars and...wait. This can't be right. Holy shit, REALLY? What the actual FUCK is wrong with you people? That's it, I'm done. No, really, I'm done.

Posted by: Maury Povich at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

345 There's an interesting split between what I suppose could be called "Name" cultures and "No-Name" cultures.

In places like "The West", or Japan, or India, or wherever, you have Your Name. Given name, surname, etc. Varying customs of course, like patronymics and maiden names, but you get one name that is yours and you bear it wherever you go. It can only change on a major life changing event like Marriage.

In many other places, especially East Africa, the Middle East, your "name", such as it is, is entirely situational. "Who" you are depends on whom you are talking to and where you are.

The psychological and cultural implications are immense.

This whole debacle is a stark reminder of that fact.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (AURKQ)

346 I thought someone misspelled Syrian at first. Oy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 02:56 PM (TB7HE)

It would make all the jokes about being gas powered and different seat configurations a bit confusing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

347 >Who was banned?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (LilNs)



Annem

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

348 "She learned english by watching Brazzers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)"

"Your citizenship scores were great, Ms. Omar, except for this one - the three word motto of the United States is E Pluribus Unum, not Fuck Me Daddy."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

349 You know we're a state in a first world country, right?

Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (PbpT7)

Um, I know I'm showing my inside-the-beltway-ness. So there was a movie called Fargo, but that's about all I've ever heard about it. And fraking, right? Little house on the Prairie went there and, um....

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (nRWPy)

350 Given the state of law enforcement on anything related to borders or immigration law, yes even during the era of the golden scalpweasel, not at all inconceivable that nothing will be done. Would be a kind of crowning symbolic high-point in lawlessness if nothing is done.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (QDnY+)


I wrote this before:

Roger Calero had a green card and ran for President, getting on a handful of state ballots, twice. Even after this (for which his green card should have been immediately revoked and him deported, along with the Sec States of those states listing his candidacy being run out of government) Calero was still alowed to naturalize and steal American citizenship.

This country cannot sink any lower in terms of having no self-respect, at all.

I expect nothing to be done about Ilhan Omar, who should be immediately deported straight to Mogadishu.

Our government has been infested with people who hate America. It's just that simple.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (6fsOH)

351 A commenter named annem.

He showed up a week or two ago and said he'd been lurking for a long time.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (TB7HE)

Odd, seemed normal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

352 I look forward to the narrative shifting from "Right-wing racist attack" to "Well she had to because our immigration system is racist."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (IFhTl)

353 These are the kind of people we need to import, pay $70k/yr in government freebies, and change our culture for. NO.
_________________

Don't forget all the other fraud they commit. The Somalis in MN have ripped off tens of millions of dollars by setting up phony "daycare" centers and billing taxpayers for non-existent services. They're just fucking criminals, the whole lot of them, and they don't belong in this country.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (k4dH2)

354 Limerick time.....


There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who thinks Omar is a lying fraud.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (TB7HE)

355 All I can say is, thanks Obama.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

====
I think this is 100% the great statesman and true conservative Bush the Lesser.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

356 "She'll end up with a gig on CNN or MSNBC."

The entire "squad" will just before the networks go belly up.

Posted by: geoffb at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (zOpu5)

357 so were the rumors that someone in her office was screaming "yahud" and beating the fuck out of a television true?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (HALdu)

358 "once it's clear she's damaging her brand? "

Are we sure that she is damaging it?

For the Left, it's a resume' enhancement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (cqNba)

359 I expect the Left will now push for marriage to be for any number and any relationship as the expansion of what is marriage continues to make it all inclusive and without any meaning beyond taxes, hospital visits, and death benefits



Yep. I seem them gong for men/women can have multiple spouses of whatever sex, marry your parents, marry your sibling, marry your children, marry your pet, marry your Star Wars action figues... it's ALL good.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (AkkRZ)

360
Any relation to a certain cop now in jail for murdering Justine Damond?
Posted by: Anna Puma

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Noor is a common "last" name in Arab culture, since your last name is your father's first name. So Ilhan and that cop both had fathers named Noor, which is a common first name.

btw, that's how Arabs get names like Sirhan Sirhan and (no kidding) Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (M9ntN)

361 Apparently Trump is disavowing the chant, claiming he "tried to stop it."
So Drudge makes this headline out of that--"TRUMP TURNS ON MAGA"

See, it's all about separating Trump from his voters.
That's what it's always been about.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

362 In many other places, especially East Africa, the Middle East, your "name", such as it is, is entirely situational. "Who" you are depends on whom you are talking to and where you are.

The psychological and cultural implications are immense.

This whole debacle is a stark reminder of that fact"

Indeed. I am constantly amazed at our "educated" class who are completely unaware or unable to comprehend that reality.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (6qErC)

363 Omar is following the Biblical injunction to love your brother so she should be praised by Evangelicals..

Sincerely,
David French

All this pantywaist criticism about sending her back, when in fact, she should be sent back for immigration fraud.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (DE1Ph)

364 300
Lot of banjos in Somalia. Pretty mouths too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)
West Virginians wondering how they lost exclusivity on that front.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (N39Ws)

365 Notice what we're NOT talking about now:

Russian collusion
Global warming
Tariff wars
Concentration camps on the border

All after Trump uttered TWO SENTENCES.

Plus, also notice that Trump is not involved in any of this now. The food fight rages without his involvement, while he is probably cooking up the next shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Lv/P3)

366 304 Oh he's one of them smart Marines, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK

It's my fault. Me and our other brother. He was a nice kid. Very quiet and smart, home schooled. He likes rocks and fossils, and wanted to be a geologist. Then me and our bro decided to red pill him while he was in high school-- we're both former USMC, by the way. I sent him the Communist Manifesto and The True Believer and told him to read them, along with a whole bunch of other stuff. It worked, maybe a little too well.
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (zpOyj)

Nice, family business.

There's time for Geology if he wants to after he gets out. Unless he wants a job that pays cash money, of course.


(my wife wanted to be a Geologist too. There is really not a lot of work for them)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

367 Marriage fraud, check. Immigration fraud, check. Citizenship fraud, check. In America, three strikes and yer out!
Send her back!
Send her back!
Send her back!

Posted by: Zombie Mountain Landis at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (LLUXC)

368 358 "once it's clear she's damaging her brand? "

Are we sure that she is damaging it?

For the Left, it's a resume' enhancement.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (cqNba)

Unfortunately, this. The Left has always skirted the issue of violating certain laws being brave and completely justified. These days they are essentially embracing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

369 "She'll end up with a gig on CNN or MSNBC."

The entire "squad" will just before the networks go belly up.
Posted by: geoffb at July 18, 2019 03:08 PM (zOpu5)


-------

American is BAD, Impeach the Mutherfucker, and My Brother Is Soooo Damn Hot..... all discussed on the NEXT episode of "Jihad Squad".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

370
Isn't NDU the Fighting Sioux?

It's been changed to the Fighting But Mostly Peaceful Native Americans Who Are Better Than You
Posted by: JackStraw


Sioux City Sue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (aKsyK)

371 189: And Gaffney and Gateway's articles about dad's involvement in atrocities. They left because dad would have been executed as a war criminal

Posted by: CN at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (U7k5w)

372 England Dan and John Ford Coley?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)
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Heh. I had a friend in high school that was a yuge Steely Dan fan. I messed with him saying I'd just seen Steely Dan on The Mike Douglas Show and he said no, no they wouldn't go on there and I says sure they were, one was named England yeah it was them and he lost a nut. Simple times they were.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (Xvo1a)

373 Ah, one correction: if you get into the petroleum industry, geology can pay very well.

I was thinking traditional academic work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

374 I told Ilhan to "release" her own jpegs of her papers to shut these people up. She could make them say whatever she wanted and anyone who complained would be called a conspiracy theorist, even by a lot of his own conservative buddies who are scared to say anything too bad about a black public official. But did she listen to me? Nooooo.

Posted by: Ex-King, Ex-Admiral, Ex-Emperor Barky at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (6fsOH)

375 Send her back!
Send her back!
Send her back!
----------------
I denounce this three times.

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (5NMZN)

376 Of course North Dakota has a university.

Hell, even Rhode Island has a university. Delaware doesn't even exist and it has a university.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (tH5fk)

377 I'm trying to remember a Brady Bunch storyline to guide me on this one. Did Marsha dish it to Gregg and I missed that one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (2LelM)

378
so were the rumors that someone in her office was screaming "yahud" and beating the fuck out of a television true?
Posted by: yankeefifth

=====

If they were Somali, why not? Ayaan Hirsi Ali revealed that "yahud" is like English "fvck," something you mutter or yell every time something goes wrong.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (M9ntN)

379 Larry Scweikart wonders...

Did trump distance from send her back because she's under federal investigation?


Which would complicate prosecution?

Interesting but no.

She's not going to be investigated.

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (MAstk)

380 Geology ROCKS!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

381 I'm sure she committed fraud...worked the system...

But there will be no consequence

So, does it even matter?

Posted by: MJ at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (gAMkn)

382 "She'll end up with a gig on CNN or MSNBC."


Maybe al-Jazeera.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (Lv/P3)

383 Odd, seemed normal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

-------

I don't think that guy's an anti-semite, and I think I understood the point he was driving at, and he chose to make it in a very unfortunate way. IOW, he wasn't literally bashing the NTs for being Jewish - I think he was making the point that nothing they do will make the Left accept them in their club, much as WASPs treated the Jews in the past.

I could be wrong, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

384 All she has to say is that white people made her do it, then all will be forgiven and we'll all just need to "move forward".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (1ISKN)

385 365 Notice what we're NOT talking about now:

Russian collusion
Global warming
Tariff wars
Concentration camps on the border

All after Trump uttered TWO SENTENCES.

Plus, also notice that Trump is not involved in any of this now. The food fight rages without his involvement, while he is probably cooking up the next shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Lv/P3)

And that's why they call him 'The Great One'.

... or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

386 You know we're a state in a first world country, right?
Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota


You're really just South Saskatchewan, though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (DrqHq)

387 I'm trying to remember a Brady Bunch storyline to guide me on this one. Did Marsha dish it to Gregg and I missed that one?

I think that's the one with the Syrian.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (TB7HE)

388 Lot of banjos in Somalia. Pretty mouths too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)

But can any of them pick as well as that kid?

Also,

When will someone do a 'Devil went down to Somalia' song?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (ycWCI)

389 lol, you know, someone needs to trademark and get the url for "brotherfucker"

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (HALdu)

390 Coming soon from David French: The conservative case for marrying your siblings to commit immigration fraud.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (rP4OC)

391 Send her back!
Send her back!
Send her back!
----------------
I denounce this three times.
Posted by: G


I was wondering which part of that speech would get the shriek treatment. There were about 17 choices.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (tH5fk)

392 365
Notice what we're NOT talking about now:



Russian collusion

Global warming

Tariff wars

Concentration camps on the border



All after Trump uttered TWO SENTENCES.



Plus, also notice that Trump is not involved in any of this now. The
food fight rages without his involvement, while he is probably cooking
up the next shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Lv/P3)
Have to believe Trump's reelection team realize how he can change the conversation with the "right" tweet. Gets the focus off of him and opens up room for the loony left to show just how bat shit crazy they can be.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (N39Ws)

393 >>Hell, even Rhode Island has a university

What kind of racist crack is that? What do you mean "even" Rhode Island?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (K/2j/)

394 Noor is a common "last" name in Arab culture..."

Look for Knorr foods and spices to change their name...

Ayds candy anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (6qErC)

395 I'm waiting for Tlaib to do something over the Moon batshit next week. The other three have been soaking up all the limelight, and she's now rapidly becoming just "the other one".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

396 348 "She learned english by watching Brazzers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 18, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)"

"Your citizenship scores were great, Ms. Omar, except for this one - the three word motto of the United States is E Pluribus Unum, not Fuck Me Daddy."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

I'm....going to allow this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

397
She also apparently lied about her age when she was naturalized (in addition to lying about her identity).


=====

If she was 17, how could she take the Oath? Easily renounced as not made knowingly as an adult.

Daddy Elmi could have had a few wives and sent one group to UK, one group to US, and another group staying in Kenya. All awaiting the glorious day when his politics are back in power. Icky Ilhan on Foreign Relations paved the way for at least one of her 'relatives' to become an advisor in the current Somali regime. I can't even imagine the amount of graft flowing her way from various African groups.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (MIKMs)

398 Well, racists! Why don't we deport Arkansas then! They marry their sisters too!

Posted by: Illhan Omar - fixed at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

399 >
You know we're a state in a first world country, right?

Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota



There ain't much between the pole and South Dakota......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (sjdRT)

400 I don't think that guy's an anti-semite, and I think I understood the point he was driving at, and he chose to make it in a very unfortunate way. IOW, he wasn't literally bashing the NTs for being Jewish - I think he was making the point that nothing they do will make the Left accept them in their club, much as WASPs treated the Jews in the past.

I could be wrong, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

I am now trying to imagine what a club for the Horde would be like. Probably populated more like a retirement club than I'd like, but what swank club isn't?

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)

401 YD, I agree with your assessment, but it was really bad timing since yesterday we had the routine of "I have some earnest questions about the Jews, oh and by the way aren't they just the worst?"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

402 So who will prosecute her? Immigration fraud belongs to the Fed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (JUOKG)

403 Ah, one correction: if you get into the petroleum industry, geology can pay very well. "

Yeah. Several younger mouse family folk have taken that path... doing quite well, too.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (6qErC)

404 I'm waiting for Tlaib to do something over the Moon batshit next week. The other three have been soaking up all the limelight, and she's now rapidly becoming just "the other one".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM


Makes me wonder if she's the wingman (sorry, wingperson) for the popular kids.

Speaking of whom though, apparently there's talk that she married a relative of her own, a cousin or something. That along with lying about where she lived (in other words, not in her district) may be encouraging her to keep her mouth shut for the time being.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (TB7HE)

405 I could be wrong, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

Geez, I did not even read the comment that way the first time. Ok, yeah, that makes a bit more sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

406 I can't even imagine the amount of graft flowing her way from various African groups.

==========
When she's done, the CGI will look like a popcorn stand.

She needs to get booted.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (Pabj7)

407 kinda surprised there hasn't been more bannings, with all this colorful language. not a fan of bannings. I hope you never ban "saf" king of mind contortions.

Posted by: chango butt at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (B+t5k)

408
What remedy do we, the people have? Seriously, class-action lawsuit, or whatever the heck it is when the law is applied unequally?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

*ahem*

Posted by: tree of liberty at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (sy5kK)

409 So I'm looking the pictures of Elmi in that Daily Mail article and immediately Thelma Houston's "Don't Leave Me This Way" starts playing in my head, and this isn't a joke, it really played in my head

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

410 lol, you know, someone needs to trademark and get the url for "brotherfucker"
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (HALdu)

It's probably taken.

My Dad is retired from the IT industry, and years ago he was looking for free domain names. He eventually went down a rabbit hole, trying more and more fucked up domain names just to see what people had actually taken. Apparently some weirdo out there actually owns "Kidrape.com"

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (zpOyj)

411 So...when attendees at the next Trump rally chant "lock her up" after Trump mentions Omar or whatever name she is using, will the cucks and their communist enablers stomp and cry and POTUS cave and condemn the crowd for mentioning she's another multiple felon who got off scot free?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (uugef)

412 Hell, even Rhode Island has a university

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Aren't they all in Providence Plantations?

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (5NMZN)

413 You know we're a state in a first world country, right?

Posted by: The Entire State of North Dakota


Where you located?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ql3m8)

414 England Dan and John Ford Coley?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
Sad to belong to someone else when The Right One comes along.

Posted by: Marie Laveau 'n' the Voodoo Doctors at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ClOmq)

415 There ain't much between the pole and South Dakota......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (sjdRT)

It is a testament to this place that I read that at first glance as a stripper joke, not a climate one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

416 409 >> Do you smell yellow? If so, it's a stroke.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (1ISKN)

417
Hell, even Rhode Island has a university. Delaware doesn't even exist and it has a university.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:10 PM (tH5fk)

Delaware kept trying to get me to go there. Sent an actual person to my school to try to talk me into it....said they'd take me after 10th grade. I always thought that was fucking weird. Sending a 16 year old girl away to college set my dad's hair on fire. So, yes, it exists, but it was, at some point, sketchy.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (nRWPy)

418
Geez, I did not even read the comment that way the first time. Ok, yeah, that makes a bit more sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

--------

Yeah... I've been following his comments, because sometimes new guys are trolls. But I don't think he was, and an anti-semitic attack would seem out of character for him, from the little I've seen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

419 Let's not bicker and argue 'bout who married who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's just the Squad call you "Racist!" and be done with it.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar of Swamp Congress at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (6eEQ+)

420 I don't think that guy's an anti-semite, and I think I understood the point he was driving at, and he chose to make it in a very unfortunate way. IOW, he wasn't literally bashing the NTs for being Jewish - I think he was making the point that nothing they do will make the Left accept them in their club, much as WASPs treated the Jews in the past.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)


I tend to agree. I didn't see anything wrong in what he said, but he was referring to the WASP Country Club Never Trumpers, not the left. I had no problem with it. I don't think it's exactly true, now, but it would have been true 30 years ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (6fsOH)

421 She did not marry my brother! I married my brother's first love!
They did however, share make-up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (r+sAi)

422 What kind of racist crack is that? What do you mean "even" Rhode Island?
Posted by: JackStraw


It's mostly water is all. I'm sure it's wonderful.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (tH5fk)

423 416
409 >> Do you smell yellow? If so, it's a stroke.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (1ISKN)
And if you smell yellow toast - wow, totally screwed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)

424 391
Send her back!

Send her back!

Send her back!

----------------

I denounce this three times.

Posted by: G



I was wondering which part of that speech would get the shriek treatment. There were about 17 choices.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM (tH5fk)


You know who this benefits?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/)

425
Anywaze, what happens if it all becomes too much, some prosecutor charges her with something in a fit of absentmindedness, and she's as boxed in as Anthony Wiener?

I bet her defenders rush to her side and say all her lies were justified, an act of desperation, a last resort to seize the American dream because so much ray-cism prevented her from succeeding legally, and total proof that she's more American than you or I will ever be because this is how hard she tried to be American and succeed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

426 "My Dad is retired from the IT industry, and years ago he was looking for free domain names. He eventually went down a rabbit hole, trying more and more fucked up domain names just to see what people had actually taken. Apparently some weirdo out there actually owns "Kidrape.com"
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (zpOyj)"

Why do people look at me like I'm a monster?!?

Posted by: Ken Isley Drapes Wholesale Warehouse at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (oZ6kz)

427 401 YD, I agree with your assessment, but it was really bad timing since yesterday we had the routine of "I have some earnest questions about the Jews, oh and by the way aren't they just the worst?"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

Nobody told me Ilhan visited yesterday.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (p997d)

428 As American as locust pie, served by a clitorectomized woman stuffed in a burka.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (koNhm)

429 Delaware kept trying to get me to go there."

Meh.

Indiana wants me,
Lord I can't go back there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (6qErC)

430 Torn between two brothers.......tell me about it!

Posted by: Hallie Biden at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (a4EWo)

431 It's probably taken.

My Dad is retired from the IT industry, and years ago he was looking for free domain names. He eventually went down a rabbit hole, trying more and more fucked up domain names just to see what people had actually taken. Apparently some weirdo out there actually owns "Kidrape.com"
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (zpOyj)


What's wrong with that name?

Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (wCmLp)

432 wait I screwed that up not using the sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (r+sAi)

433 I heard either Omar or AOC on Rush today (BDS stuff) and wow. Whichever one it was sounded like a retard with a lisp.

/with apologies to all lisping retards

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (AkkRZ)

434 "Kidrape.com"
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (zpOyj)

This weekend only, 50% off sale at Ki's Drapes!

Order now and get a free curtain rod and set of matching finials!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (AURKQ)

435 so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

436 >>I'm waiting for Tlaib to do something over the Moon batshit next week. The other three have been soaking up all the limelight, and she's now rapidly becoming just "the other one".


Tlaib and Omar are set to make a visit to Israel and Palestine(I know) soon, so she'll probably meet with some Hamas people since so many of her close friend are Hamas-connected and big fans of Hamas violence (praise it on social media constantly).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

437 Yeah... I've been following his comments, because sometimes new guys are trolls. But I don't think he was, and an anti-semitic attack would seem out of character for him, from the little I've seen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

Yeah, agreed. Well, hopefully it is just a warning shot and we all learn a bit more tact in what we type.

...

Well, within reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

438 I am now trying to imagine what a club for the Horde would be like. Probably populated more like a retirement club than I'd like, but what swank club isn't?
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)

There will be guns.

And porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

439 The comments at the Daily Mail are insane. The usual "But TRUMP!!!" and "So what?"

Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

440 397
She also apparently lied about her age when she was naturalized (in addition to lying about her identity).


=====

If she was 17, how could she take the Oath? Easily renounced as not made knowingly as an adult.



Actually, it is quite easy.

Posted by: Taqiyya at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (sy5kK)

441 It's for sale:

Showing results for: BrotherFucker.com
Original Query: brotherfucker.com

Contact Information
Registrant Contact
Name: Domain Admin / This Domain is For Sale
Organization: HugeDomains.com
Mailing Address: 2635 Walnut Street, Denver CO 80205 US
Phone: +1.3038930552
Ext:
Fax:
Fax Ext:
Email: domains@hugedomains.com

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

442 But ace, what do we do with the cute stumps?

Maybe the homeless want them...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

443 Division II Football team powerhouse.

Division 1, FCS sub division. Regularly thumps Division 1, BCS, sub division teams.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (6BeZO)

444 I fondly remember my youth playing "Blow up the Infidel Jew" as we scurried around the refuse pile hunting for edible scraps. We're all just citizens of the same world really.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (koNhm)

445 commenter named annem.

He showed up a week or two ago and said he'd been lurking for a long time.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:06 PM (TB7HE)

Odd, seemed normal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)
*****************
What exactly got them banned? Clicked on the sidebar to find out what the warning was and it just takes me to the last thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (RBOtF)

446 "Feeling cute today, may marry my sister, IDK..."

-Elmi

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

447 Indiana wants me,
Lord I can't go back there...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:16 PM (6qErC)

Well, you shouldn't have killed that guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (ycWCI)

448
so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


That's nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

449 so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."

Whatever.

I'm still calling 'em flip flops, not "thongs"

ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)

450 >433
I heard either Omar or AOC on Rush today (BDS stuff) and wow. Whichever one it was sounded like a retard with a lisp.

/with apologies to all lisping retards


Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (AkkRZ)


My understanding is that Omar and Tlaib introduced it together. Not sure AOC is involved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (sjdRT)

451 Dad is retired from the IT industry, and years ago he was looking for free domain names. He eventually went down a rabbit hole, trying more and more fucked up domain names just to see what people had actually taken. Apparently some weirdo out there actually owns "Kidrape.com"

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM

Kid is s young goat, might be a mideast porn site

Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (IkyW/)

452
Trump won't start deportation proceedings against this low IQ tribal grifter.

The appropriate federal agency will. Nothing to do with him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (vF2xw)

453 Yeah, I should have known people would sock that domain name.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (zpOyj)

454
Showing results for: BrotherFucker.com

Original Query: brotherfucker.com


You've got it all wrong! It's pronounced Rhaymond Luxury Yatsht!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

455 I'm waiting for Tlaib to do something over the Moon batshit next week. The other three have been soaking up all the limelight, and she's now rapidly becoming just "the other one".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM


You have to wonder what Cortez makes of this, too. She was front and center, and obviously loving it, while now she's sitting by the phone waiting to be asked to the prom.

And what about Pressley? She NEVER has received anything near the airplay of the other three.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (Lv/P3)

456 The lefts has really turned this "They was chanting!" thing up to 11.

Like any democrat ever turned down a vote from an unsavory person before.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (1ISKN)

457 Elmi heard the old song about going to San Fran with a flower in his hair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

458 Even Maryland has a university, although they burn it down every time they win or lose a basketball game.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (nRWPy)

459
I'm waiting for Tlaib to do something over the Moon batshit next week. The other three have been soaking up all the limelight, and she's now rapidly becoming just "the other one".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:12 PM

Makes me wonder if she's the wingman (sorry, wingperson) for the popular kids.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

========

Or as I said yesterday, the DUFF -- Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (M9ntN)

460 My Dad is retired from the IT industry, and years ago he was looking for free domain names. He eventually went down a rabbit hole, trying more and more fucked up domain names just to see what people had actually taken. Apparently some weirdo out there actually owns "Kidrape.com"
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:14 PM (zpOyj)

Probably to license it back to the FBI.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

461 438 I am now trying to imagine what a club for the Horde would be like. Probably populated more like a retirement club than I'd like, but what swank club isn't?
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)


there will be the "maple syrup" contingent, and the "no maple syrup" contingent.

I recommend separate tables.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

462 >>>
I don't think that guy's an anti-semite, and I think I understood the point he was driving at, and he chose to make it in a very unfortunate way. IOW, he wasn't literally bashing the NTs for being Jewish - I think he was making the point that nothing they do will make the Left accept them in their club, much as WASPs treated the Jews in the past.


maybe

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

463 Whatever.

I'm still calling 'em flip flops, not "thongs"

ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)

There are people who call sandals thongs?

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (p997d)

464 what law of men, religion, or nature allows brother and sister to wed? absolutely none, that is what. unless your home town is called "Thebes".

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (lQHj1)

465 Mitt Romney@ Twitter
45s

The chants last night were offensive and I'm glad the president has disavowed them.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

466 Organization: HugeDomains.com "

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (6qErC)

467 Yes, hello, this is Huge Domains? Gotta be honest, I'm really interested in acquiring Brother Fucker.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

468 >>Yeah... I've been following his comments, because sometimes new guys are trolls. But I don't think he was, and an anti-semitic attack would seem out of character for him, from the little I've seen.


Annem's a "her" and it did seem out of character.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

469 kind of weird to jump on the "Jewish Nose" trope tho

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

470 Oh shit. I just saw this in the last thread. Coffee > nose.


386 http://bit.ly/2GiO7Br
*******
NASA Announces All-Female Remake Of Staged Moon Landings
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 02:02 PM (BqBId)


Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (xjiRE)

471 435 so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

ace, we need to have a talk. We realize you are a young guy just figuring things out but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

472 "Apparently Trump is disavowing the chant, claiming he "tried to stop it."

So Drudge makes this headline out of that--"TRUMP TURNS ON MAGA"



See, it's all about separating Trump from his voters.

That's what it's always been about."

Knowing the tactics that the Left uses I expect that the "chant" by 3 or 4 people was started by a left activist and the Twitter/MSM/Blog responses were mapped out in advance to set a narrative about the rally. Workshops have been done for decades on how to do this at any public event. My only surprise is that they didn't get more people chanting as that was the whole idea.

Their tactics aren't working out as they used too so they now use Twitter and the media to make something out of nothing.

Posted by: geoffb at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (zOpu5)

473 will only call them "cute tops."
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


Ahem.

Posted by: Gay Lingo at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

474
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
4m
#BREAKING: US President Donald Trump says US Navy shot down Iranian drone in the Strait of Hormuz after it ignored multiple calls to stand down

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (BqBId)

475 Yeah, agreed. Well, hopefully it is just a warning shot and we all learn a bit more tact in what we type.
...
Well, within reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

Some Morons are more tactical than others.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (AURKQ)

476

I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: Neither Noor at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (aKsyK)

477 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

478
The reason I asked who was banned is because everytime I
click on the sidebar about the banning and warning it takes me to comment 590 when the comment referred to in sidebar is 611.

Posted by: Glenn John at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (LilNs)

479
My understanding is that Omar and Tlaib introduced it together. Not sure AOC is involved.


It might have been Omar then. It was the one that sounds like a lisping foreign retard that was speaking.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (AkkRZ)

480 >>There are people who call sandals thongs?

There are whole countries that call them thongs including Australia.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (K/2j/)

481 There are people who call sandals thongs?


Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (p997d)
North East - yes, i remember 'thongs' being the proper term and flip-flops being the 'colloquial' term.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)

482 Is Pressley an African American of the struggle or a more recent iteration? Like would Jesse Jackson say she's authentic like him or more like kamala?

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (nRWPy)

483 If she was 17, how could she take the Oath? Easily renounced as not made knowingly as an adult.

Our brilliant courts have rendered the Oath of Renunciation and ALlegiance moot, anyway. They ruled that you don't have to actually relinquish other citizenships even though you just took an oath to do exactly that. Most naturalized Americans make an oath in bad faith as their very first act as Americans ad our courts said, Cool!"

This was partway towards the courts' insane decisions that basically said you can never lose your American citizenship, which is just totally ridiculous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (6fsOH)

484 477 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chick at once, forever

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK8)

485 477 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Lawrence at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (ZzmAT)

486 Aww...annem got banned. He'd just joined the commentators and seemed fun. Then he kinda went antisemite.

Oh well. C'est la vie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (VyAV0)

487 " What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)"

Two guys at the same time!

Wait, nm, already did that.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)

488 I tried to get chocolatecity.com shortly after Ray Nagan said it and they wanted $10K.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (1ISKN)

489 There are people who call sandals thongs?"

Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (6qErC)

490 There are people who call sandals thongs?
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (p997d)


Back before the dawn of time that was a very common name for them.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

491 I don't think that guy's an anti-semite, and I think I understood the point he was driving at, and he chose to make it in a very unfortunate way. IOW, he wasn't literally bashing the NTs for being Jewish - I think he was making the point that nothing they do will make the Left accept them in their club, much as WASPs treated the Jews in the past.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

He said he was trying to come up for a reason why Anti-Semitism should concern him. He hinted that it shouldn't concern him because most Jews don't support his views .

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (zFzxj)

492 480 >>There are people who call sandals thongs?

There are whole countries that call them thongs including Australia.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (K/2j/)

There's even a thong song

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

493 what about Pressley? She NEVER has received anything near the airplay of the other three.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (Lv/P3)

She's their Ringo

Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (IkyW/)

494 Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
4m
#BREAKING: US President Donald Trump says US Navy shot down Iranian drone in the Strait of Hormuz after it ignored multiple calls to stand down

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (BqBId)

LOL

Now the media will shift to "Trump is a warmonger!!"
or
"Trump did this to change the subject, It won't work!!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

495 435 so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


There's a cuckold angle here but I'm still working it out.

458 Even Maryland has a university, although they burn it down every time they win or lose a basketball game.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (nRWPy)


And you'll be completely unsurprised to learn that it's located in a really crappy neighborhood.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

496 there will be the "maple syrup" contingent, and the "no maple syrup" contingent.

I recommend separate tables.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

If we have to have separate tables for every combination of thing that people fight over the place will only have tables.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (p997d)

497 I clicked the warning/banning link in the sidebar. I can't tell what's going on that is (more) objectionable (than usual). Maybe the link is taking me to the wrong comment?

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (4HMW8)

498 The Daily Mail shows Elmi did an app to transform his photo into one looking like Angelina Jolie:

https://tinyurl.com/y2xzptrk

For realz. So totally not gay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

499 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK


LOL!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

500 467
Yes, hello, this is Huge Domains? Gotta be honest, I'm really interested in acquiring Brother Fucker.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Why is you trying to stealing my domain name? Racist!

Posted by: Illhan Omar - fixed at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (37IEG)

501 469 kind of weird to jump on the "Jewish Nose" trope tho
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

Fair, and also the hair straightening thing.

However, if you were trying to make a joke about someone changing their appearance (like in the witness protection program), how would you make it? Rock Hudson Jaw? Crystal Gayle hair?

Actually, that is not bad. Rock Hudson with Crystal Gayle's hair would be tough to recognize as someone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)

502 438
I am now trying to imagine what a club for the Horde would be like.
Probably populated more like a retirement club than I'd like, but what
swank club isn't?

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)



There will be guns.



And porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK


So basically the weekend threads.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (rP4OC)

503 >>ee, it's all about separating Trump from his voters.

That's what it's always been about."

Knowing the tactics that the Left uses I expect that the "chant" by 3 or 4 people was started by a left activist and the Twitter/MSM/Blog responses were mapped out in advance to set a narrative about the rally. Workshops have been done for decades on how to do this at any public event. My only surprise is that they didn't get more people chanting as that was the whole idea.
- - - -
Oh good, I'm not the only one who suspects this was a Democrat operative dirty trick. This is just like what Scott Foval talked about in the PV undercover videos re: how they had fake Trump supporters do stuff during the 2016 campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

504 There are people who call sandals thongs?
---------
for flip-flops
Any who refuse to use the term will be thonged

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (5NMZN)

505 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)


Quit my job. Flip my house.

Pay all my bills.

Make sure Sabo is world famous.

Buy 1000 acres. Hunt. Raise food.

Die an old age.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

506 Ayanna "Curly Joe" Pressley just isn't fit for primetime.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)

507 497 I clicked the warning/banning link in the sidebar. I can't tell what's going on that is (more) objectionable (than usual). Maybe the link is taking me to the wrong comment?

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (4HMW

==========

Because the page loads the text, positions you, then loads the Tweets, it can be hard to figure it out.

Ace's comment, though mentions annem by name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (VyAV0)

508 465 Mitt Romney@ Twitter
45s

The chants last night were offensive and I'm glad the president has disavowed them.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

/s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

509 474
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
4m
#BREAKING: US President Donald Trump says US Navy shot down Iranian drone in the Strait of Hormuz after it ignored multiple calls to stand down

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (BqBId)

They're going to get a provocation come hell or high water.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

510 502 So basically the weekend threads.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (rP4OC)

==========

I get a corner where I get to scream at everyone because they watch movies wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (VyAV0)

511 Then is it okay for me to say, "I have legally paid my taxes and culturally hidden some income"?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (jUVms)

512
Just asking questions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (zFzxj)

-------

Ah. I see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

513 Shut your f-ing face
Brother f-er
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 02:44 PM


Terrence and Phillip ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (ejd/p)

514 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK
======
so the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein is the age range?

Aim Higher.

Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)

515 For realz. So totally not gay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)


Oh no. That's completely and totally gay.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

516 The reason I asked who was banned is because everytime I
click on the sidebar about the banning and warning it takes me to comment 590 when the comment referred to in sidebar is 611.
Posted by: Glenn John at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (LilNs)

Go down about four posts and someone else quotes annem's comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)

517 502 438
I am now trying to imagine what a club for the Horde would be like.
Probably populated more like a retirement club than I'd like, but what
swank club isn't?

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)



There will be guns.



And porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK

So basically the weekend threads.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (rP4OC)

Oh right, and talk about movies.

So, yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

518 Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (4HMW8)

519 I was in some pain last night (stitches) and trod on my schwanz toward the end of the ONT. it happens. the best thing to do is probably to quit posting and then apologize later.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (lQHj1)

520 With that kind of scratch, I'd become a renowned patron of the arts.

Mainly the art of single moms gyrating on a pole for singles.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)

521 The chants last night were offensive and I'm glad the president has disavowed them.

Way to go Mitt - just go ahead and condemn America in support of BroFo and the Demonic Party's jihad against decency.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (lD3vL)

522 #BREAKING: US President Donald Trump says US Navy shot down Iranian
drone in the Strait of Hormuz after it ignored multiple calls to stand
down



Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (BqBId)


they'll tell us we shot down one of our own drones.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (37IEG)

523 45s

The chants last night were offensive and I'm glad the president has disavowed them.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

/s
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8


Wait, what?

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

524 Back before the dawn of time that was a very common name for them."

So, the 80's?

getoffamylawn

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (6qErC)

525 435 so in solidarity with Elmi I'm not going to call shirts "shirts" any longer. I will only call them "cute tops."
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)


Here ya go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMam28by88

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (Lv/P3)

526 I don't care that Trump cucked...

She has to go back

Posted by: DJ3Way at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (bhPL1)

527 514 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chicks at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK
======
so the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein is the age range?

Aim Higher.
Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)

You're not the boss of me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

528 I wonder what the relatives of those servicemen that were killed during the incident shown in the movie Black Hawk Down think about Ilhan Omar.


Actually, I don't, I have a pretty good guess at exactly what they think of her.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

529 Eww. Gross. Culturally married?? incestuous slut.

Posted by: IC at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

530 I get a corner where I get to scream at everyone because they watch movies wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (VyAV0)

You could make a YouTube channel.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (zpOyj)

531 Mitt Romney @Twitter
45s

The chants last night were offensive and I'm glad the president has disavowed them.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (NFEMn)

532 And you'll be completely unsurprised to learn that it's located in a really crappy neighborhood.

College Park? Not really.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (nRWPy)

533 There's even a thong song
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

"Stuck in the Middle With You"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

534 Oil not reacting.


Down nearly 3%

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (MAstk)

535 US President Donald Trump says US Navy shot down Iranian

drone in the Strait of Hormuz after it ignored multiple calls to stand

down

----------------
Can drones hear?

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (5NMZN)

536
Then is it okay for me to say, "I have legally paid my taxes and culturally hidden some income"?
Posted by: Seems Legit

=====

Haha, yes, but don't forget that when you perjured yourself about it, that was colloquial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (M9ntN)

537 Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.
Posted by: Emmie

We called them 'zorries' when I was young in the stone age. That might have been an Okinawan term, can't say.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (FTlwv)

538 "Aim Higher.
Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)"

Hmm...so..

Four girls at the same time? That seems logistically nightmarish.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)

539 496
there will be the "maple syrup" contingent, and the "no maple syrup" contingent.
I recommend separate tables.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
So did I.

Posted by: David Niven at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)

540 518
Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (4HMW
Heh - I'm trying to imagine how my youth would have been different if there had BEEN thong bikini's during the freewheeling early 70s.

OMG.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)

541 I get a corner where I get to scream at everyone because they watch movies wrong."

Oh look, Prometheus is on...

*there, that'll shut him up. For a minute*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

542 Is Drudge wearing a hajib now?

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (RuIsu)

543 514 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK
======
so the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein is the age range?

Aim Higher.

Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)

Epstein did way more than two chicks. How about aspiring after King Solomon, everyone loves him.

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (p997d)

544 Also, the Daily Mail informed me John McCain's daughter went after Ivanka for not condemning the "racist chants" at his rally.

So tired of Mega McCain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

545 Try to post a comment on Daily Mail explaining that this Omar fraud has been investigated for two years by Powerline. Try to tell them this isn't just a "rumor" and it didn't happen just this week. Go ahead, try. They won't have it. I spit on news reporters, the arrogant a-holes!

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (mk9aG)

546 Whatever.

I'm still calling 'em flip flops, not "thongs"

ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)

There are people who call sandals thongs?
Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:19 PM (p997d)


Flip-flops were "thongs" long before string underwear got that name. The string bottoms got called "thongs" because the string on them was like the thin part of flip-flops that fits in between your toes and holds it in place.

Flip-flops are the original "thongs".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (6fsOH)

547 530 I get a corner where I get to scream at everyone because they watch movies wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (VyAV0)

You could make a YouTube channel.
Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (zpOyj)

===========

I have thought of this.

But I would need video editing software to do what I would like to do (another channel, Patrick H. Willems does stuff similar to what I would want to do).

It's not impossible, but not really probable for the near future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (VyAV0)

548 so the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein is the age range?

Aim Higher."

Foursome? Orgy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (6qErC)

549 496
there will be the "maple syrup" contingent, and the "no maple syrup" contingent.
I recommend separate tables.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
What about the "carrots in chili" faction vs. the "no carrots in chili" faction?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (ClOmq)

550 Maybe I've missed this, but does Omar marrying her brother have implications for her citizenship status? Like was that a part of how she got legal status in the first place?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (ReE5g)

551 Ever see Homer Simpson in a thong? Its nice.

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

552 Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (4HMW


I hate flip flops.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

553 "said he was trying to come up for a reason why Anti-Semitism should concern him"

Tom Servo and i, and some others, were trying to reason with him, but he didn't want to engage.

some people catch The Jew Thing, and there is nothing for them, except maybe lithium.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (lQHj1)

554
Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.
Posted by: Emmie


Indeed, they were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (6CZio)

555 541 I get a corner where I get to scream at everyone because they watch movies wrong."

Oh look, Prometheus is on...

*there, that'll shut him up. For a minute*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

============

*claps quietly to self before losing self in wonderful film*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (VyAV0)

556 I look great in thongs. Wear 'em to the beach all the time.

Really turns the girls on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (K/2j/)

557 I actually don't care about some shenanigans to attempt to get through the immigration process. (Though I thought she came here at 12, whatever).

What I care about is that after going to those lengths to jimmy the system in your favor you at least don't crap on your new country.

She could be a strong voice for immigration law reform, to make the whole thing easier and more fair. But they've got the illegal alien but I hate America thing going strong.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (BD/yx)

558 556 I look great in thongs. Wear 'em to the beach all the time.

Really turns the girls on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (K/2j/)

Sand a bit too hot for the tender feet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

559 >506
Ayanna "Curly Joe" Pressley just isn't fit for primetime.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)


Call her Ringo. She hates that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

560 I hate flip flops."

Yeah, we know.

I'm wearing some right now.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (6qErC)

561 This has been known since 2016

Posted by: Nancysjet at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (8AL9v)

562 538 "Aim Higher.
Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)"

Hmm...so..

Four girls at the same time? That seems logistically nightmarish.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)

Seriously.

Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

563 PDT with Crystal Gayle hair would be awesome.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (tH5fk)

564 "Flip-flops were "thongs" long before string underwear got that name. The
string bottoms got called "thongs" because the string on them was like
the thin part of flip-flops that fits in between your toes and holds it
in place."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (6fsOH)


Yeah, you know, like a camel-toe.


I'd disavow myself, but I'm having too much fun with that mental image.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

565 Iranians better be careful what they wish for, They just might get it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)

566 The thong is gone, but the malady lingers on.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (RuIsu)

567 Captain Kristol!
Throw her a line you sniveling traitorous son of an inbred cockroach.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (UE8f6)

568 eenie meenie, chili beanie
the spirits are about to speak
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT BROTHER, I FORGET WHICH ONE
also, I see a long and prosperous future in the congress
- Ilhan "Sultana of the Squad" Omar

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

569 Are we sure that soros and the John Roberts adoption info aren't behind a plot to blackmail Trump rally people into chanting "send her back!"??


Just don't want to leave any leads unexplored here.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (QDnY+)

570 *claps quietly to self before losing self in wonderful film*

ms mouse wonders why I'm laughing out loud...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)

571 532 And you'll be completely unsurprised to learn that it's located in a really crappy neighborhood.

College Park? Not really.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (nRWPy)

Ah, maybe it has gentrified since my sister went there because it really was a craphole then.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

572
I'm still calling 'em flip flops, not "thongs"


-----

Flip flops go between your toes.

Thongs go between your ass crack.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

573 484 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

485 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence


Horde mind is alive and well. And scary.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (ql3m8)

574 We always called rubber beach sandals thongs when I was a kid. They were the kind that hooked through your toes. I don't remember strap sandals like Birkenstocks back then, but we might have called those something else.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (xjiRE)

575 I hadn't even heard of Pressley until this week. She must be the Ringo of the Squad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (1ISKN)

576 >>Sand a bit too hot for the tender feet?

Feet?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

577 Wonder how long before the other three Squatters distance themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (pUDQf)

578 Haha, yes, but don't forget that when you perjured yourself about it, that was colloquial.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (M9ntN)

My Irish and Ukrainian ancestry makes me hoard food, drink, evade the authorities and ambush law enforcement. Don't judge me, haters!

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (zpOyj)

579 100 million. I definitely would have an island but it not a pedo island.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (zFzxj)

580 Indeed, they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 03:27 PM (6CZio)


*highfives KvC*

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (4HMW8)

581 Has anyone started a pool on how long it'll take before "The Squad" replaces all the old fossils and vinegar-tongued hags on "The View"?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (rP4OC)

582 "Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK"

Make sure to space out the lefties in the rotation to maximize the platoon advantage. You'll want a strong bullpen, too.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

583 we're married because we're Pharaohs now and you're not.

Posted by: Ptolemy and Cleopatra (pick a numeral) at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (lQHj1)

584 Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (4HMW

"Rubber Thongs" were what my parents called flip-flops. My dad hated them, even seeing them, something about WWII and the japanese and him in the south pacific. He also was unimpressed with "dungarees." Of course, half of his stuff was just to be obnoxious, like now when my husband tells anyone in distressed jeans that he can loan them money for a new pair.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

585 533 There's even a thong song
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

"Stuck in the Middle With You"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

Ok, two songs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

586 566
The thong is gone, but the malady lingers on.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .

** Applause **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)

587 This was partway towards the courts' insane decisions that basically said you can never lose your American citizenship, which is just totally ridiculous.

Because "American Citizenship" = Property of the former united States.

American Citizens are eternally taxed, no matter where they live and where they earn their money. There was even a case where a Subject to the former US went abroad to engage in some man-boy prostitution. It was learned about back in the former US and he was charged with the crime even though it wasn't committed anywhere near or within the former US borders.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (lD3vL)

588 Yeah, we know.

I'm wearing some right now.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (6qErC)


Hopefully, you're in the privacy of your own home.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

589 calling footwear "thongs" is like calling legwear "dungarees"

I don't care what was once "right", it's not right now.

So stop it.

In Heaven's name, Stop it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko says eff you too, George Will at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (AURKQ)

590 Call her Ringo. She hates that.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

And late that night, I saved the life of Ringo.
Rin-go.
Ring-O!

Posted by: Lorne Green at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (ycWCI)

591 Also, the Daily Mail informed me John McCain's daughter went after Ivanka for not condemning the "racist chants" at his rally.

So tired of Mega McCain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

I'm tired of "words" being given more weight than "deeds."
Megan should condemn her father's crashing of multiple aircraft and (possibly) being a "songbird." And she should condemn her father for having a lot to do with the phony dossier and his role in trying to topple a duly elected president.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)

592
This has been known since 2016
Posted by: Nancysjet

=====

Among those who don't rely on the MSM for news, yes. Many people were not aware of Ilhan until The Squad became a thing. Now that she's in the spotlight, it's time to raise the brother thing in the national news. Thank you, Mr. President.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (M9ntN)

593 582 "Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK"

Make sure to space out the lefties in the rotation to maximize the platoon advantage. You'll want a strong bullpen, too.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

With 4 girls, there will be a LOT of PEDs used as well.
And Gatorade.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

594 There's even a thong song
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

"Stuck in the Middle With You"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

Ok, two songs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8


Grandma Got Run Over By a Raindeer?

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

595 Flip flops and crossbows and carrots in chili

Ketchup on hot dogs all tied up in string


These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)

596 But guys, Ringo is one of those bad people, the kind we have serious doubts about and need to ask some very tough questions to.

You know....

Drummers...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)

597 591 Also, the Daily Mail informed me John McCain's daughter went after Ivanka for not condemning the "racist chants" at his rally.

So tired of Mega McCain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

I'm tired of "words" being given more weight than "deeds."
Megan should condemn her father's crashing of multiple aircraft and (possibly) being a "songbird." And she should condemn her father for having a lot to do with the phony dossier and his role in trying to topple a duly elected president.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)

Well, she has a lot of weight...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

598 573 484 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

485 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence


Good news. You don't need a 100 million for that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (zFzxj)

599 Flip flops were called thongs until thong underwear became a thing.
Posted by: Emmie

I hate flip flops.
Posted by: Sponge



I love how a two legged person can sound like a four legged horse clopping thru the mall.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (ql3m8)

600 I see today's AoSHQ ban on racism. Well, that leaves me nothing else to talk about except Spacey's party last nite, and that seems pretty unpopular around here too.

Now that the President is backing down, I guess we're really getting the hint, good and hard.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (mk9aG)

601 Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK"

Also requires Viagra.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (NFEMn)

602 594 There's even a thong song
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

"Stuck in the Middle With You"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2019 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

Ok, two songs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8

Grandma Got Run Over By a Raindeer?
Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I gotta party with you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

603 Jukin I think "zorries" might be a soCal thing. Recall that term from the Holocene era, er, from my yute.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)

604 Heh - I'm trying to imagine how my youth would have been different if there had BEEN thong bikini's during the freewheeling early 70s.

OMG.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
================================

Lots of visible pubic hair.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (prSvo)

605
Is Drudge wearing a hajib now?
Posted by: klaftern


With flip-flop underwear.

Posted by: Neither Noor at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (aKsyK)

606 563 PDT with Crystal Gayle hair would be awesome.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (tH5fk)

Damn your eyes for putting that image in my head! j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (ycWCI)

607 Hopefully, you're in the privacy of your own home."

Out in back yard. In full view of google satellites. So there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (6qErC)

608
Seriously.

Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK

I would think your previous experience with strap ons would inspire you.

And this is veering in a terribly unCatholic direction. Gotta avoid needing to go to Confession. *concentrates on emptying mind*

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (p997d)

609 Yeah, I remember calling them thongs before thong replaced wedgie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

610 Sand a bit too hot for the tender feet?



Feet?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

===Boy that sand is hot.
And deep.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (pw+jk)

611 550 Maybe I've missed this, but does Omar marrying her brother have implications for her citizenship status? Like was that a part of how she got legal status in the first place?
_______________

No, the brother marriage came after she was already a U.S. citizen.

But the PL article documents how she lied about her identity, and also possibly about her age, to get citizenship, so that grant of citizenship should be re-examined and possibly revoked on the grounds of fraud.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (k4dH2)

612 He-brews Coffee - bwaaahahahahahahahah.

I can't decide if it's wrong or not, but I love it.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG)

613 598
Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence


Good news. You don't need a 100 million for that.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (zFzxj)

=========

Depending on the girls...$20?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (VyAV0)

614
There's even a thong song

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK


The Thong Remains the Same.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (TAmPV)

615 Two girls at once sounds like a lot of work. Doesn't seem worth it anymore.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (1ISKN)

616 514 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)

Posted by: Someguy at July 18, 2019 03:20 PM (p997d)
.........

buy lottery tickets, of course.

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi Omar at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

617 Ah, maybe it has gentrified since my sister went there because it really was a craphole then.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

Aesthetically or because it Marylanders in it? Too many marylanders and anywhere is a shithole. College Park is one of the nicer dc suburbs now.

Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (nRWPy)

618 598 573 484 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chick at once, forever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

485 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)
Posted by: Someguy

Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence


Good news. You don't need a 100 million for that.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (zFzxj)

$450 an hour adds up in a hurry though....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

619 "With 4 girls, there will be a LOT of PEDs used as well.
And Gatorade.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK"

*sigh*

The orgy game used to be pure. Now it's tainted with all these PEDs. How can we know who belongs in the Hall of Fame nowadays?

Posted by: Babe Ruth, Wilt Chamberlain and Jim Brown at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (oZ6kz)

620
Lots of visible pubic hair.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (prSvo)
And...
another round of mental OMG.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (37IEG)

621 lol. They are trying to push old allegation from Cohen at the WSJ. They can't take all the negative news for Democrats so the MSM is fighting back...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

622 http://bit.ly/2GdzU8L
********
Sisqo - Thong Song - YouTube
*******
Hate the fucking song, BUT

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (BqBId)

623 Time to watch "Office Space" again.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (RuIsu)

624 Flip flops and crossbows and carrots in chili

Ketchup on hot dogs all tied up in string


These are a few of my favorite things.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)


You are a sick twisted freak.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

625 Ok, got work to do...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (6qErC)

626 Lots of visible pubic hair.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (prSvo)


Wasn't Visible Pubes a tune from Genesis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

627 Bunch a Yo Yo's here today.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (hi6cA)

628
The Thong Remains the Same.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019

*
*
. . .
Thong Thung Blue, every garden grows one . . .

Posted by: Neil Diamond at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (ClOmq)

629 BREAKING NEWS: Dems rush to pass law exempting Congress from tax fraud and immigration laws.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

630 So tired of Mega McCain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

------

Me too, especially her incessant prattling about daddy.

I don't expect much to come of Barr's Spygate investigation, but one thing I forlornly hope for is the final and total public disgrace of John McCain, not least because it would shut her tubby yap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)

631 Those Europeons like to wear those banana hammocks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)

632 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)

Posted by: Someguy

The hell with how many women at one time - I'd by that F4U Corsair!


Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

633 "Zori" is a name brand now apparently. The name originated from zori sandals of Japan.

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (5NMZN)

634 >>What I care about is that after going to those lengths to jimmy the system in your favor you at least don't crap on your new country.

She could be a strong voice for immigration law reform, to make the whole thing easier and more fair. But they've got the illegal alien but I hate America thing going strong.
- - - -

Someone who broke our immigration laws should not be making our immigration laws.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

635 >>What I care about is that after going to those lengths to jimmy the system in your favor you at least don't crap on your new country.

She could be a strong voice for immigration law reform, to make the whole thing easier and more fair. But they've got the illegal alien but I hate America thing going strong.
- - - -

Someone who broke our immigration laws should not be making our immigration laws.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

636 *raises hand* When I was a kid in the 80's, sandals were sandals, flip-flops, or jellies. I don't think I ever remember hearing them referred to as thongs without the modifier of "sandals" (e.g., "thong sandals").

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (rP4OC)

637 Jukin I think "zorries" might be a soCal thing. Recall that term from the Holocene era, er, from my yute.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)

===
Yep it is. Maybe else where too but here for sure.

The high end ones were called flip flops and cost a bundle for a high school kid. Thongs/zorries were .99 cents and cut the shit out of the webbing between your big and index toe.. then popped out of the sole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (pw+jk)

638 629 BREAKING NEWS: Dems rush to pass law exempting Congress from tax fraud and immigration laws.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)


Amendment allowing Hawaiian judges to nullify Presidential vetos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (zBaqJ)

639 You are a sick twisted freak.
Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

*overworked, world weary moose at the door*

Welcome to AOSHQ. Try to find a theme and not be racist.

CBD will show you to your table. Don't ask him for syrup.

Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

640 Here today, thong tomorrow.

Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

641 Throngs of thong-wearing, tsong-singing tsailors tsirting by the tsea shore.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (qcrxS)

642 635
Someone who broke our immigration laws should not be making our immigration laws.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Well, that problem will be solved once we have no immigration laws.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (VyAV0)

643 Out in back yard. In full view of google satellites. So there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (6qErC)


I don't use google, so you're good.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

644 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 26%
Sanders 14%
Harris 10%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 4%
O'Rourke 4%
Booker 2%
Castro 1%

Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (MAstk)

645 505 What would you guys do if you had 100 million dollars?(USD, not shitholians)

a) Find a damn good tax accountant.

b) Invest $50M in reasonable stable/secure funds to live off of down the road.

c) Buy myself into an executive-jet lease program and set up a decent annual travel budget.

d) Buy a modest property somewhere in southern/eastern Europe (maybe two) and one or two in the US and budget for their upkeep.

e) Buy a smallish warehouse to house my car projects. Ring-fence $10M to invest in car projects, buy a McLaren M8D.

I'll leave out the part about bribing my daughter's way into a name-brand university...

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (8erNz)

646 The Thong Remains the Same.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (TAmPV)

Recently rediscovered Old Testament book, the Thong of Solomon

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (zpOyj)

647 Can't wear a thong. String gets caught in the hair and makes it impossible to remove.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (FTlwv)

648
Tho-o-o-o-o-o-ong !!! Thong of the Thouth!!!

Thweet potato pie and thut my mouth!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

649 617 Ah, maybe it has gentrified since my sister went there because it really was a craphole then.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

Aesthetically or because it Marylanders in it? Too many marylanders and anywhere is a shithole. College Park is one of the nicer dc suburbs now.
Posted by: dagny at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (nRWPy)

Must have gentrified--my sister got a graduate degree there in the early '80s and wasn't happy to be there. And yes, Marylanders are the Massholes of the middle Atlantic states.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

650 Is Drudge being anti Trump or are we just being sensitive? I haven't been to Drudge in months because it's so depressing. So serious question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (jUVms)

651 So- I would imagine USCIS is investigating this, right?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

652 644 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 26%
Sanders 14%
Harris 10%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 4%
O'Rourke 4%
Booker 2%
Castro 1%
Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (MAstk)

==========

They're gonna need someone to break out once the primaries actually start.

The way things are going, it really does look like the road to a brokered convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (VyAV0)

653 631 Those Europeons like to wear those banana hammocks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)


Russky men on Brighton Beach who have gunts that make Jerry Nadler look like Mahatma Gandhi after a hunger strike wear Speedos in public.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

654 47
He was like the third wife's kid, though. She's fifth wife's child. Totally different.


yeah, but it's still bigamy and fraud.

Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (M1MpJ)

655 Go down about four posts and someone else quotes annem's comment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)


That one flew right over my head.

I'm one of those naive people who doesn't catch on quickly.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (4HMW8)

656 Is Drudge being anti Trump or are we just being sensitive? I haven't been to Drudge in months because it's so depressing. So serious question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (jUVms)

Drudge wants eyeballs and it's easier to get clicks being against Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

657 $450 an hour adds up in a hurry though....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK

If you went into that article/graph about most/least dangerous countries....well also pulled up price for sex in different countries. Shop around, maybe get a deal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (hi6cA)

658 653 631 Those Europeons like to wear those banana hammocks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)


Russky men on Brighton Beach who have gunts that make Jerry Nadler look like Mahatma Gandhi after a hunger strike wear Speedos in public.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

Shame is for weaker, lesser men.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

659 I haven't look at Drudge once this year. I can't remember why, but I'm finished with that site.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (1ISKN)

660 Ask not for whom the thong tolls. It tolls for thee.

Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

661 The hell with how many women at one time - I'd by that F4U Corsair!


Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2019 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

I'd have an Arado 234 built with modern avionics. And I'd learn to fly, of course. I just like that bubble cockpit in front thing.

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (zpOyj)

662 624 Flip flops and crossbows and carrots in chili

Ketchup on hot dogs all tied up in string


These are a few of my favorite things.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)

You are a sick twisted freak.
Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

In other words, a moron.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

663 So stop it.



In Heaven's name, Stop it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko says eff you too, George Will at July 18, 2019 03:30 PM (AURKQ)
Dungarees!
That was a very nice poem by Rudyard Kipling.
"Dunga-rees rees rees!

Though they're full of holes and worn

We'll wear em night and morn

For they're better than your chinos!

Dungarees!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

664 Castro 1%

--------------
I predicted the Dems would thing Raul was running. But apparently they have figured out it is not him or he would be polling better.

Posted by: G at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (5NMZN)

665 Come back, Palpy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (bcbK8)

666 Omar and Julian Castro are filing legislation to remove all references of "illegal alien" and "alien" from immigration regulation, replaced with some watered down terms like "undocumented foreign national."

Someone who broke our immigration laws watering down those same laws is ridiculous.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

667 These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (t6MX/)

668 Just received a news blast from NBCDFW.

Man uses child as shield while shooting at Ft Worth SWAT.

Man is mort.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ql3m8)

669 654 47
He was like the third wife's kid, though. She's fifth wife's child. Totally different.


yeah, but it's still bigamy and fraud.
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (M1MpJ)


Isn't Fifth Third Bank in Minnesota?

So, Fifth Third Wife...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)

670 If I had 100 million I'd build a lazy river with food and drink stations appropriately dispersed around my property.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (jUVms)

671 The way things are going, it really does look like the road to a brokered convention.
=========
*Cackle, Shart*

Posted by: H======>! at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (x0SR7)

672 "Zori" is a name brand now apparently. The name originated from zori sandals of Japan.
Posted by: G

That explains my familiarity with the term...Okinawan by birth.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (FTlwv)

673 In other words, a moron.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)


And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

674
644 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 26%
Sanders 14%
Harris 10%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 4%
O'Rourke 4%
Booker 2%
*******
BUTT EDGE EDGE Mentum
Castro 1%
Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (MAstk)

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

675 That one flew right over my head.

I'm one of those naive people who doesn't catch on quickly.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (4HMW

*fistbump*

And I am a happier man for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)

676 NOOD!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (4HMlb)

677 Omar is also vocal about abolishing ICE and DHS.

That is outrageous coming from a lawbreaker.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

678 668 Just received a news blast from NBCDFW.

Man uses child as shield while shooting at Ft Worth SWAT.

Man is mort.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ql3m

How's the child?

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

679 Man uses child as shield while shooting at Ft Worth SWAT.

Man is mort.


Thank heavens, assume child is not?

Posted by: JEM at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (8erNz)

680 The way things are going, it really does look like the road to a brokered convention.
=========
*Cackle, Shart*
Posted by: H======D! at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (x0SR7)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

681 Nood. Nood.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ukNFU)

682 Noodus orgasmania

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ClOmq)

683 Nood. Mindblowing Sex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)

684 Orgasmic NOOD!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (9B/d8)

685 657 $450 an hour adds up in a hurry though....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK

If you went into that article/graph about most/least dangerous countries....well also pulled up price for sex in different countries. Shop around, maybe get a deal.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 18, 2019 03:37 PM (hi6cA)

You really, and trust me on this, want to shop for chemistry, not price.

The girls and you should all get along and not be in a relationship with you or each other.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

686 Booker has 2%? What a fucked up world.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

687 I'm trying to remember a Brady Bunch storyline to guide me on this one. Did Marsha dish it to Gregg and I missed that one?

I think that's the one with the Syrian.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 18, 2019 03:11 PM (TB7HE)
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There was that one Good Times episode where Thelma was in love with the guy with all the wives back in the home country. Kind of a deal breaker that was.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 18, 2019 03:40 PM (Xvo1a)

688 Drudge wants eyeballs and it's easier to get clicks being against Trump
*******
Drudge is a Pickle suckin, Harbor Minerr

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 18, 2019 03:40 PM (BqBId)

689 646
The Thong Remains the Same.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2019 03:32 PM (TAmPV)



Recently rediscovered Old Testament book, the Thong of Solomon

Posted by: Vanya at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (zpOyj)
And the popular hit song by the Who -
"This Thong is over".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 18, 2019 03:40 PM (37IEG)

690 Man uses child as shield while shooting at Ft Worth SWAT.

Man is mort.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ql3m


Local talk radio said earlier there was a gunman in an apartment complex. Then they said there were hostages.

Then, they reported that the gunman was in custody.

Suddenly, he was reported as dead.

The 24 hour rule is ALWAYS in effect.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

691 The worst is when you get a thong stuck in your head.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 18, 2019 03:41 PM (zFzxj)

692 So brother/sister is out.

What about cousins. is that still good ?

Posted by: Roll Tide at July 18, 2019 03:42 PM (2cfUo)

693 Then, they reported that the gunman was in custody.

Suddenly, he was reported as dead.

The 24 hour rule is ALWAYS in effect.
Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Using a child as a human shield? I am not too ruffled about that turn of events, if true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

694 I hope this crumbling doesn't mean the Jihad Squad goes away. They are pure gold .... for us.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2019 03:44 PM (VaN/j)

695 This just in...Senator Elizabeth Warren issues statement encouraging Represntative Omar and her "husband" to take a DNA test to put the matter to rest. After all, what could go wrong?

Fellow presidential hopeful Mayor Pete Buttigieg issued a statement agreeing. Said Mayor Buttigieg, "Were I representative Omar, I'd say to myself, 'What, me worry?'"

Posted by: cave lupum at July 18, 2019 03:45 PM (D2L7i)

696 652 644 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 26%
Sanders 14%
Harris 10%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 4%
O'Rourke 4%
Booker 2%
Castro 1%
Posted by: Ha at July 18, 2019 03:36 PM (MAstk)
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Warren has a black voter problem. I did not know black don't like Indians.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 18, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)

697 She was his wife, his beard and his savior.
That's beautiful man.


Posted by: J. Biden at July 18, 2019 03:51 PM (xqfqx)

698 562 538 "Aim Higher.
Posted by: Your Parents at July 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3BvCa)"

Hmm...so..

Four girls at the same time? That seems logistically nightmarish.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 18, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)

Seriously.

Two girls at once requires a certain amount of co-ordination and teamwork. Four...I don't know, there'd have to be some sort of rotation in place and or a lot of me lying on my back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 18, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK

Script and a director.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

699 Still waiting to see if any notable voices outside of this website will actually acknowledge the very meaning of the phrase "Send her back" and how it being directed not just at an individual but a public figure at that is the very definition of free speech and expression.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at July 18, 2019 03:52 PM (0jZvB)

700 629 BREAKING NEWS: Dems rush to pass law exempting Congress from tax fraud and immigration laws.
Posted by: wth at July 18, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)


Which raises a point: They keep wanting to see President Trump's tax returns. I'll bet the tax returns of members of Congress would be far more interesting (and creative).

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 03:57 PM (xjiRE)

701 "keep being permitted"

only the minnesota star tribune and other cuck Islamophile newspapers do that.

send her back

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 18, 2019 03:59 PM (JziUy)

702 The cucks must now make the case for cultural incest and/or immigration fraud to show they're not OrangeMan-bad. Can't wait for the long screeds.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 18, 2019 04:09 PM (ju9gW)

703 Die Goatterdammerung.

Posted by: Condo Hatten at July 18, 2019 04:10 PM (QeYUX)

704 Poor Ilhan!
See how hard it is to get brown people into racist America?! You have to marry your own brother!

Posted by: Your average Democrat at July 18, 2019 04:20 PM (qlTN9)

705 Anyone else notice it was an organization founded by Christians before WWII that helped Omar get into this country?

Posted by: Locke Common at July 18, 2019 04:29 PM (mLN9k)

706 I hear she is consulting with Governor Coonman on how to run the clock out on a scandal.

Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2019 04:42 PM (CJ5ek)

707 Comments on local sites suggest there might be some housing fraud in her recent past, too. She might have a date w investigators from every Federal department but Energy and Defense.

Posted by: Ever at July 18, 2019 04:49 PM (/Je1u)

708 Hirsi did not reply to multiple calls, texts and e-mails. Social media
posts indicate Elmi is in Africa. He did not respond to multiple
e-mails.
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I hear it rains men down in Africa.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2019 04:50 PM (Dh1wo)

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