Ebola Outbreak Now Declared a World Health Emergency

I assume Trump will not have any qualms about banning all air travel from affected countries, unlike Barry Wonderful, who promised there was no chance any US citizen could contract ebola from someone traveling from Nigeria, and then, woopsie!, a couple of Americans did, if you can believe that.





Yeah, go fuck yourselves.

Can't wait to see the NeverTrumpers wail like mourners at a Muslim funeral when Trump does stop travel from these countries.

Thus further proving they were Obama Voters all along, as if further proof was needed.

It will also give vainglorious Pharisee David French the opportunity to holybrag for the ten thousandth time that he adopted a child from Africa and therefore should win all Twitter arguments forever.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:31 PM




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Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

2 Good 'ole Barry. It's amazing how much I've forgotten about TFG since Trump has been in office.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (/5WQL)

3 Silver

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (hr5kG)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (VyAV0)

5 Six two and even the epicenter is in Los Angeles or San Francisco...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Maybe Top 10.

But not Ebola.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

8 Top ten.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (t6MX/)

9 I was just reading this. Discussing with hubby who works within Humanitarian crisis...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)

10 Well done WHO. Wait until the REST OF THE WORLD can be affected by this, THEN act.

What a shit organization that is.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

11 This probably worries me more than any other threat to this country. Other shit I can fight back...bio-crap...not so much.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (axyOa)

12 Pestilence is no joking matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (ycWCI)

13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

14 Will Trump's CDC lie to us about Ebola transmission like Barry's did?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (hr5kG)

15 2 Good 'ole Barry. It's amazing how much I've forgotten about TFG since Trump has been in office.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (/5WQL)


The musical lyric defining the time period of November 2008 until January of 2025 (please G-d) would be Steve Miller:

"You've got to go through hell before you get to heaven..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

16 So literally bleeding from their eyes and everywhere - Trump will shut down all air travel and carry his hand sanitizer with him at all times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

17 Yup, keeping sick people isolated from healthy ones never stops the spread of disease.

LOLGF, WHO.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (bM37c)

18 DON'T PANIC. STAY CALM. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL-your betters

Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (vCA4F)

19 Bottom line: reality bats last.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (gH2RJ)

20 Every UN organization is a waste of time, money and lives.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

21 The planet has a fever

Posted by: Al Gore at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (/HD7u)

22 "WHO does not recommend any restrictions on travel or trade, which rather than stopping #Ebola,
can actually hamper the fight. Such restrictions force people to use
informal and unmonitored border crossings, increasing the potential for
the spread of disease."


I absolutely, violently disagree. This argument essentially says that quarantine is not a viable tool to combat something as deadly as this. That is FITH*

*Fucked in the Head



Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (w+jpq)

23 Wait, we're just getting a handle on the typhus outbreak

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (G1gJe)

24 Yeah. Ebola is even worse than eyeball ticks.
https://tinyurl.com/y6syvhhl

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (Rhive)

25 CHUBBY CHECKER
PSYCHO
EBOLA IN THE CONGOOOO

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)

26 13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

Congrats, Usul

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

27 13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at Jul

...

Well done.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (hr5kG)

28 Who appointed WHO anyways?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (p997d)

29 16
So literally bleeding from their eyes and everywhere - Trump will shut
down all air travel and carry his hand sanitizer with him at all times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

lol
I had forgotten about that one in the long list of things that was supposed to end Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (t6MX/)

30 Maybe send the infected to El Salvador and see what happens?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (2LelM)

31 Willowed


361 O/T: Just saw an aggregated article on Yahoo that said Omar is going to
introduce resolution declaring support for anti-Israel BDS movement this
week.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (uGHnY)


Yas please.

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (MAstk)

32 13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

Congrats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

33 America belongs to the world ... even the Ebola-infected bits of the world.

Plus, Statue of Liberty poem snippet doesn't permit us to exclude disease carriers, so no choice really.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (hdzef)

34 WHO is just another SJW leftist organization.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (aS1PU)

35 "WHO does not recommend any restrictions on travel or trade, which rather than stopping #Ebola, can actually hamper the fight.

Transport Ebola patients to WHO HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (gH2RJ)

36 Obama really spent 8 years proving that he was unqualified to be president

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (ZqRa6)

37 25 CHUBBY CHECKER
PSYCHO
EBOLA IN THE CONGOOOO
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)

We didn't start the fire(ing)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK8)

38 "I assume Trump will not have any qualms about banning all air travel from affected countries..."

It'll be called the "No Travel from Shit Holes" order....

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (cF8AT)

39 The US can block all travel. You want to go there? Go through a country that DOESN'T have a block. You want to come back? Quarantined for 8 weeks or until tested properly.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

40 WHO does not recommend any restrictions on travel or trade, which rather than stopping #Ebola, can actually hamper the fight. Such restrictions force people to use informal and unmonitored border crossings...


So, open borders eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (axyOa)

41 Looking forward to AOC's photo-op at the "concentration camp" quarantine area.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (uGHnY)

42 13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at Jul


You win a 1971 Chrysler Cordoba! And you can pick up the keys in Mickey's office!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

43 It will also give vainglorious Pharisee David French the opportunity to holybrag for the ten thousandth time that he adopted a child from Africa and therefore should win all Twitter arguments forever.

speaking of French, my post got willowed

I am also struck by how divided the world of the chattering class is about the president's recent tweets. It all started a couple of days ago with this fusillade:

'We will never be a Socialist or Communist Country. IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE! It is your choice, and your choice alone. This is about love for America. Certain people HATE our Country...They are anti-Israel, pro Al-Qaeda, and comment on the 9/11 attack, "some people did something." Radical Left Democrats want Open Borders, which means drugs, crime, human trafficking, and much more.'

Several friends wrote to ask what I thought. 'I like it,' I said, or words to that effect. So did they, and they, by the way, were a diverse group (that's good, right? Diversity is good?). We all agreed that the president's follow-up today was also the stuff to give them:

'Our Country is Free, Beautiful and Very Successful. If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!'

This sent National Review's Pastor David French right around the bend, but then I think that around the bend is where Pastor French lives. Indeed, his incontinent and hyper-moralistic rage over the president's comments made me wonder (not for the first time) whether he was not, as advertised, a conservative commentator but rather a 'woke' progressive plant insinuated into the venerable pages of NR in order to wreak havoc. Judging by the comments to his posts, I conclude that many of the magazine's readers agree with me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (vEIlU)

44 I blame climate change.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (gH2RJ)

45 Ban all air travel from affected areas?Not so fast...
Some Judge

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (AjVAj)

46 "WHO does not recommend any restrictions on travel or trade, which rather than stopping #Ebola, can actually hamper the fight.

Well, if you allow the virus to spread, more resources will be allocated to fight it due to panic and fear.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

47 28
Who appointed WHO anyways?


Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:36 PM (p997d)

Guess Who. It's a new mother nature taking over.

No ebola tonight in my coffee. No ebola tonight in my tea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (t6MX/)

48 The planet has a fever
Posted by: Al Gore at July 17, 2019 03:35 PM (/HD7u)
----
And the only prescription is MOAR COWBELL!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (iB1oa)

49 Anti-vaxxers: no one could be more anti-science than us about spread of disease.

WHO: hold my syringes

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (hr5kG)

50 Funny thing.

I just read this to my coworkers in the break room

Four people, at the same time said,

"It's Trump's fault."

Heh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (HpBcU)

51 Trump will not have any qualms about banning all air travel from affected countries,
.........

Now you just hold on there.

Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

52 sorry ace, quick OTs -

* Turkey booted from F-35 program cuz they went ahead with buying Russian S-4OO SAMs - not sure Turkey actually loses here, but that's a different taffy-yank


* for Trump's 2nd inaugural parade, there will be no substitute for that hilarious, yuuuuge, Trump-as-fantasy-giant-warrior or whatever the F it wa s in the Eye-talian parade last year



Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)

53 "Hand washing is overrated" - WHO

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (bM37c)

54 It makes me sad that you all are not as virtuous as me.

Posted by: David French at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (OD2ni)

55 Measles are running rampant in this country.

I wonder why.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (cux11)

56 They are actually correct about restrictions leading to surreptitious border crossing etc. It's how Ebola got away to begin with. A family went to a funeral for a victim using an unmonitored forest path.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (/HD7u)

57 Ebola. Natural reservoir is the fruit bat of all things.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (Rhive)

58 Can't wait to see the NeverTrumpers wail like mourners at a Muslim funeral when Trump does stop travel from these countries.

--

He can't stop travel from Ebola riddled lands. The judge out front should've told you.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (JoUsr)

59 Inside everyone in Kinshasa is an American yearning to breathe free for 45 minutes then die horribly as their body liquifies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

60 I hope he bans US travel too and from those countries.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (mpXpK)

61 Does this skirt make my ass look like a gaping vagina?

Posted by: Barry Cockmouth at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FTPVM)

62 41 Looking forward to AOC's photo-op at the "concentration camp" quarantine area.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (uGHnY)

Especially if it is in Omar's district

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (cspJy)

63
Ooh, my little pretty germ, my pretty germ.
When you gonna give me some time, Ebola!!

Ooh, you make my eyeballs bleed, my eyes indeed.
Got it from a public sneeze, Ebola.

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a nasty kind
I always get it up, for a touch . . . of the viral kind

Ow my eyes-eye-eye-eye Wheeeeeeeew
M-m-m-my Ebola

**air guitar**

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

64 It would be racist to ban people from infected area, they need to come here for treatment

Posted by: Hawaii judge at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (BbGew)

65 "International CONCERN." About an ebola outbreak. Kind of a reverse concern troll...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (bvp+i)

66 I know what would solve this problem... free health care for illegal aliens!

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

67 Hawaiian Judge will overrule Trumps travel ban ruling Ebolans have a right to immigrate to US like anybody else in the world.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

68 Good thing Barry created the office of Ebola Czar.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (gC2IV)

69 No, ebola is a Republican construct. And Trump.

What else is there to say?


- The Squad

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (sy5kK)

70 Fly all the Eboliods here.
Give them apartments and EBT cards.

Posted by: Don't be Rayciss! at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (88+cf)

71 53 "Hand washing is overrated" - WHO
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (bM37c)


"Slap hot urine on them."

- - WHO

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)

72 I'd like to note that the Ebola situation has been labeled a "phony crisis" by the Usual Suspects.

Posted by: MW at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (hNTtn)

73 68 Good thing Barry created the office of Ebola Czar.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (gC2IV)


To help spread it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)

74 Obama really spent 8 years proving that he was unqualified to be president

As importantly it proved that half the American people aren't qualified to live in a free country, let alone vote.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (w+jpq)

75 ...either that or High Speed rail.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

76 So the time tested and approved method of quarantine does not work, according to the WHO?

Ebola is unlikely to be the threat of say a 1917 Spanish Flu from everything I have read, but virtue signalling like this will just fuck us when the next bad ass bug comes down the road.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)

77 59 Inside everyone in Kinshasa is an American yearning to breathe free for 45 minutes then die horribly as their body liquifies.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

Boma Ye.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (UnA8+)

78 People are so discriminatory and dismissive of helpful trends like Ebola. Just imagine, what it could do, it could solve nearly all of the problems in places like Venezuela! Food shortages, gone in a snap! Unemployment, gone! Wealth disparity, gone! Free housing for the survivors, in the best parts of town!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

79 Travel or trade restrictions will serve no useful purpose

How can these WHO people be so stupid?

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (mpXpK)

80 Who has some good songs

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (G1gJe)

81 Trump-as-fantasy-giant-warrior or whatever the F it was

Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K lore.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (uGHnY)

82 Why are you wingnuts so obsessed with Ebola when we still have mean tweets out there to deal with?!?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)

83 Yup, keeping sick people isolated from healthy ones never stops the spread of disease

=======

"Hold my Zima."

- HIV/AIDS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (qss+G)

84 "Maybe send the infected to El Salvador and see what happens?
Posted by: Puddin Head"


I'd settle for sending them to David French's house.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

85 Huh. I forgot Black Widow died in Endgame.

I think I hate that movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

86
Can you imagine what a field day Christopher Hitchens would have with Toothy McBigTits and Bro-Fo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)

87 No, ebola is a Republican construct. And Trump.

What else is there to say?


- The Squad

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (sy5kK)
.........

a manufactured crisis!

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

88 72 I'd like to note that the Ebola situation has been labeled a "phony crisis" by the Usual Suspects.
Posted by: MW at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (hNTtn)

well it IS more than 10 miles away from my house, after all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

89 Who has some good songs
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (G1gJe)

----

The Eagles, Rolling Stones, Beatles all have good songs.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

90 I think everyone arriving from a foreign country should be dipped in a vat of sanitizer and kept in quarantine for at least 3 weeks.

Posted by: I'm a germophobe not a racist at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (Ya4Ow)

91 "Nah, it's okay, just chuck the dead bodies in the reservoir, it'll be fine." - WHO

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (bM37c)

92 Don't ban travel - just have mandatory 30 day quarantine on their return.

Really that was the pissy pants moment The refusal of some people to be quarantined, and the refusal of Obama to force it on them.

Set the rules now and fucking enforce them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (VPvxh)

93 Ebola, huh?

Avenatti picked the wrong time to head to PMITA Federal prison.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (cspJy)

94 Maybe sending all the Ebolans to Malibu is the answer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

95 13 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)


Then break out the good stuff.

Salute!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (sy5kK)

96 Tinfoil wasteland is my favorite

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (G1gJe)

97 Finding a couple of people from the Congo trying to get through our southern border would solve a lot of Trump's problems at one time......

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (NFEMn)

98 59 Inside everyone in Kinshasa is an American yearning to breathe free for 45 minutes then die horribly as their body liquifies.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

That's a perfect mix of horrible and hilarious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)

99 Funny thing.

I just read this to my coworkers in the break room

Four people, at the same time said,

"It's Trump's fault."

Heh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM


****

Ahhh...Seattle.
It never disappoints.
So predictable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (axyOa)

100 Yeah, I'm thinking that a place in which you can contract a flesh-eating bacteria easily satisfies the definition of a shithole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

101 The Progressive Ideology is Psychic Ebola.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

102 >Travel or trade restrictions will serve no useful purpose

The conservative case for bleeding out your ass and eyeballs.

Posted by: BullWork at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)

103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

104 Funny how we were through with all those pesky childhood diseases like whooping cough until the invaders began flooding over our borders.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)

105 85 Huh. I forgot Black Widow died in Endgame.

I think I hate that movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK

Eh. Don't be worried, if the money for the newer movies start drying up, I expect we will see a lot of people we did not expect to see again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

106 96 Tinfoil wasteland is my favorite
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (G1gJe)


Cortez's face is a teenage wasteland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)

107 I think the rest of the country should ban air travel through Philadelphia. I had a connecting flight through Philly a couple of weeks ago and I had the runs for three straight days. It was probably that damn pizza I ate at Sbarro's in the airport during my layover, but I say we quarantine the whole damn city just in case. For the record, I think the only good thing to ever come out of that city was Rocky Balboa. Best. Movie. Character. Ever.

Posted by: Slappy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (BsrgJ)

108 56 They are actually correct about restrictions leading to surreptitious border crossing etc. It's how Ebola got away to begin with. A family went to a funeral for a victim using an unmonitored forest path.
Posted by: Total Control Racist

...

Well, it helps populations separated by more than a few miles of dirt track.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (hr5kG)

109 Bleeding from your eyeballs coming to a town near you.

Thanks, Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ufFY8)

110 103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

Mostly other humans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)

111 Does this skirt make my ass look like a gaping vagina?
Posted by: Barry Cockmouth at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FTPVM)


No, but this does.
https://tinyurl.com/y23rcbzg

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (aS1PU)

112
How can these WHO people be so stupid?

-

Ha. In the 70s or 80s they sent literal tons of powdered milk to African villages.

You know. The places where almost no one in the population can digest milk.

They used it as whitewash. Entire villages painted white with milk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (qss+G)

113 "That's a perfect mix of horrible and hilarious
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK"

I feel like that sort of describes my entire life.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

114 Four people, at the same time said,

"It's Trump's fault."

Heh

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM


Sarcastically?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

115 >Ahhh...Seattle.

It never disappoints.

So predictable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (axyOa)


My sister is in the process of decamping the Seattle area to head for......Portland. FFS.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

116 109 Bleeding from your eyeballs coming to a town near you.

Thanks, Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ufFY


Well yes, mostly every time I hear them speak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)

117 113 "That's a perfect mix of horrible and hilarious
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK"

I feel like that sort of describes my entire life.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

Your life isn't horrible.

Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

118 Can you imagine what a field day Christopher Hitchens would have with Toothy McBigTits and Bro-Fo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)

He would denounce Omar's ties to terror while at the same time expressing support for her anti-Israel stand.

He was a Leftist after all.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

119 The President's Constitutional authority to issue executive orders does not stop me from ordering the President to give me a good reason for allowing him to do so.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (ZqRa6)

120 I hope to live long enough to see how that kid of Frenchie's turns out.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (Jj+59)

121 Trump appoints Barky as "Ambassador to Ebolaland".

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (RuIsu)

122 91 "Nah, it's okay, just chuck the dead bodies in the reservoir, it'll be fine." - WHO
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (bM37c)

"How quickly can we have Ebola killing Americans? Just keep it out of our precious Benelux."

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

123 Yeah, I'm thinking that a place in which you can contract a flesh-eating bacteria easily satisfies the definition of a shithole.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

Lots of those places popping up in the States.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (zFzxj)

124 Finding a couple of people from the Congo trying to get through our southern border would solve a lot of Trump's problems at one time......

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:41 PM


***

Finding just two will be the hard part.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (axyOa)

125 "Ebola was never dangerous and only killed white people until Trump's CIA re-engineered it to cross the southern border and kill only persons of color." -- St. David French, Order of the Davidian

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (wPrO9)

126 115
My sister is in the process of decamping the Seattle area to head for......Portland. FFS.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)


That's like changing your name from Gaylord to Hyman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Ewwww, cooties.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (+ldAm)

128 Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak, they won't be fooled again?

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)

129 I'll stop the world and melt with you.

Posted by: WHO at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (t6MX/)

130 Africa's population explosion is an issue.

A real issue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (48XXE)

131
No, but this does.
https://tinyurl.com/y23rcbzg
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (aS1PU)



She's a substantial disappointment.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

132 25
CHUBBY CHECKER

PSYCHO

EBOLA IN THE CONGOOOO

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Good one. Unfortunately, our "betters" not only started the fire, they've been feeding it kindling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)

133 The animals in Africa are disappearing because the people won't stop eating them

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (G1gJe)

134 5 Six two and even the epicenter is in Los Angeles or San Francisco...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)

Wait, wut?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

135 118
He would denounce Omar's ties to terror while at the same time expressing support for her anti-Israel stand.

He was a Leftist after all.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)


In the end, as the cancer took hold, he started whistling a different tune in many respects. His "review" of Moochelle's thesis was brutal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)

136 Africa's population explosion is an issue.

A real issue.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (48XXE)


And they should really be more selective in what they dip their stick in.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Perhaps one of those MS-13 Doctors has a cure for this?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (cqNba)

138 Ebola now identifies as the common cold.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (bM37c)

139 The Conservative Case for Ebola

Posted by: The Cuckshed at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (SqopC)

140 "The Conservative Case for Juvenile Disease Vectors/Adopted African Daughters"

Posted by: David French at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (NoKAc)

141 1918 Spanish flu took no victims in American Samoa due to the Governor immediately surrounding the islands with quarantine ships. Nearby Samoa took no action and lost thousands.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Rhive)

142 103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

either that or fucking monkeys.

even though they say they hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

143 105 85 Huh. I forgot Black Widow died in Endgame.

I think I hate that movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK

Eh. Don't be worried, if the money for the newer movies start drying up, I expect we will see a lot of people we did not expect to see again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

I'm not so much against her getting killed off, though that character might be ScarJo's best acting work, it's just a sign of how blah that movie is that I completely forgot one of the non-Stark Avengers died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

144 Good one. Unfortunately, our "betters" not only started the fire, they've been feeding it kindling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)

----

you misspelled "jet fuel"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

145 WHO's on first?
Ebola!
nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (7CM5W)

146 142 103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

either that or fucking monkeys.

even though they say they hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

You can ALWAYS blame fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (cspJy)

147 My sister is in the process of decamping the Seattle area to head for......Portland. FFS.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
------
TBF, Portland isn't as bad as Seattle.

But don't worry - the city government is working hard to make things worse.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (iB1oa)

148 141 1918 Spanish flu took no victims in American Samoa due to the Governor immediately surrounding the islands with quarantine ships. Nearby Samoa took no action and lost thousands.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Rhive)

Huh. Interesting bit of info.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (ycWCI)

149 She's a substantial disappointment.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Although, she did a decent job in one of the latest "Black Mirror" episodes. Sort of funny, actually.
Still, a wingnut.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (ufFY8)

150 59
Inside everyone in Kinshasa is an American yearning to breathe free for 45 minutes then die horribly as their body liquifies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

Viscosity is our strength!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (t6MX/)

151 144 you misspelled "jet fuel"
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

What about the steel beams?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (UnA8+)

152 This is really O/T, but I sent flowers to my wife today and it made her happy. Just because I love her. Something for other cis white guys to remember. We are good at lots of things, but not so much at remembering flowers.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)

153 Africa's population explosion is an issue

-

I can't help but think we're being much, much more cruel by maintaining their children's perpetual starvation than if we stopped giving them just enough to starve on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (qss+G)

154 Raysis.

Posted by: Rashida Titlube at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (hjaPQ)

155
I just read this to my coworkers in the break room

Four people, at the same time said,

"It's Trump's fault."

Heh

..


Not NPCs though.

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (MAstk)

156 David French and Jonah Goldberg are trading cootie shots on Twitter in horseplay that is not the least bit homoerotic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

157 My sister is in the process of decamping the Seattle area to head for......Portland. FFS.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)


That's like changing your name from Gaylord to Hyman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM


****

Portland is Seattle with slightly better weather and a state income tax.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (axyOa)

158 Trump should acknowledge that he does not have direct experience dealing with an Ebola breakout and appoint Obama as our in-country expert to deal with the contagion.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (hr5kG)

159 I'm not so much against her getting killed off, though that character might be ScarJo's best acting work, it's just a sign of how blah that movie is that I completely forgot one of the non-Stark Avengers died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


They are already filming the Black Widow Origin Story Movie

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NoKAc)

160 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
2m
BREAKING: The Pentagon has approved a Department of Homeland Security request to send 2,100 additional active duty and National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border - The Hill
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (BqBId)

383 Ivan Pentchoukov
@IvanPentchoukov
Judge in Michae Flynn case orders Flynn's former counsel to appear because the new counsel has represented that the former counsel has not produced the entire case file. Judge invites Senior Legal Ethics Counsel for the District of Columbia Bar to hearing. August 27 11 am.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (BqBId)

161
Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,


Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)


No that was WHAT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

162 https://spectator.us/nationalist-surprise/

Worth reading.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (VaN/j)

163 Looking forward to AOC's photo-op at the "concentration camp" quarantine area.


Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (uGHnY)


Maybe she can show how much she cares by giving them all great big hugs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

164 146
142 103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)



either that or fucking monkeys.



even though they say they hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)



You can ALWAYS blame fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (cspJy)

Yep, its always those fucking monkeys. I hate monkeys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (7CM5W)

165
Well, it helps populations separated by more than a few miles of dirt track

***

Absolutely. I'd have no problem with restrictions on travel to the U.S. or with mandatory testing or quarantine. It's the countries neighboring that have the issue. You want them to go to official entry points

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (/HD7u)

166 Viscosity is our strength!
----------------------
Threadwinner and I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

167 "holybrag for the ten thousandth time that he adopted a child from Africa"

Whoa, Ace went there!

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (mk9aG)

168 164 146
142 103 Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)



either that or fucking monkeys.



even though they say they hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)



You can ALWAYS blame fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (cspJy)

Yep, its always those fucking monkeys. I hate monkeys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (7CM5W)

Yeah. Fuck them.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (cspJy)

169 161


Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,





Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)





No that was WHAT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

Where?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (7CM5W)

170 Dirt track racists

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (qss+G)

171 103
Just about every new disease out of Africa is caused by them eating stuff they shouldn't.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

Ebola started out with those savages having sex with monkeys and refusing to use prophylactics when they carried it back to their village.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (mpXpK)

172 This is really O/T, but I sent flowers to my wife today and it made her happy. Just because I love her. Something for other cis white guys to remember. We are good at lots of things, but not so much at remembering flowers.
Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)


What woman wouldn't be lucky to have Ass Chum like this.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

173 WHO's on first?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ufFY8)

174 159 I'm not so much against her getting killed off, though that character might be ScarJo's best acting work, it's just a sign of how blah that movie is that I completely forgot one of the non-Stark Avengers died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


They are already filming the Black Widow Origin Story Movie
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NoKAc)

So I hear. 8 years late...

We'll see if they go through with it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

175 Barry Wonderful sounds like some old 1960s R&B singer lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (j3npP)

176 152 This is really O/T, but I sent flowers to my wife today and it made her happy. Just because I love her. Something for other cis white guys to remember. We are good at lots of things, but not so much at remembering flowers.
Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)

Sooo, we're supposed to take marriage advice from somebody named "Ass Chum"? I mean, it might diminish the impact, no?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

177 14 Will Trump's CDC lie to us about Ebola transmission like Barry's did?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (hr5kG)



They didn't "lie" to us. They just used a very specific medical definition that the average person would assume meant something much broader so as to make them think the risk wasn't as bad as it actually was.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (WaxcS)

178 161
Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,


Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)


No that was WHAT
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)


Third Base!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

179 Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,





Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)





No that was WHAT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

Where?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (7CM5W)

-----

I dunno ....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

180 What is it about ebola that puts people in a ramblin' mood?

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (6/uwW)

181 David French and Jonah Goldberg are trading cootie shots on Twitter in horseplay that is not the least bit homoerotic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (oVJmc)


No, not in the least. Anyone for volley ball?

Posted by: Iceman and Maverick at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

182 turn those ebola infected fucks loose in the halls of congress. i'll wait. fitting end to that nest of vipers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (KP5rU)

183 WHO's on first.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

184 177 14 Will Trump's CDC lie to us about Ebola transmission like Barry's did?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (hr5kG)



They didn't "lie" to us. They just used a very specific medical definition that the average person would assume meant something much broader so as to make them think the risk wasn't as bad as it actually was.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (WaxcS)

The dead walk!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

185 That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.

Posted by: Muad'dib

>>
You obviously do not hit Refresh enough.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (37bED)

186 We'll see if they go through with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK

They have a trailer out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (ycWCI)

187 Not my circus.

Not my monkeys

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (HpBcU)

188 Ebola?!? So you're saying THAT'S the cause of my bleeding anus?!?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (BsrgJ)

189 I'd have no problem with restrictions on travel to the U.S. or with mandatory testing or quarantine.

--

You probably couldn't get through Ellis Island with lice. Today, you are a rayciss if you don't allow those highly contagious POCs with liquifying organs and bleeding eyeballs into the country.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

190 "Honey, I hope you enjoy the flowers. My ass chum encouraged me to send them to you. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (qss+G)

191 Perversity is our strength - new Democrat Party slogan.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (w+jpq)

192 Nothing good in Philadelphia since Thatcher Longstreth.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Jj+59)

193 175 Barry Wonderful sounds like some old 1960s R&B singer lol.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (j3npP)


One of the original London Boys. Died of ebola in '73 after encountering it on the end of a switchblade 47 times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (zBaqJ)

194 Reading a story about medical problems at the Southern border, I came upon a report of 3 persons with an "unknown" disease .. and one suspected case of Ebola.

The CDC was on the job.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (QkjLD)

195 re 126: one of Handel's operas in called "Hymen" - has another name but I forget what.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (ZqRa6)

196 Well, it helps populations separated by more than a few miles of dirt track

***

Absolutely. I'd have no problem with restrictions on travel to the U.S. or with mandatory testing or quarantine. It's the countries neighboring that have the issue. You want them to go to official entry points
Posted by: Total Control Racist


Which is why we need the wall on the southern border.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Pr4ah)

197 No that was WHAT
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)


Third Base!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

I thought that was Fifth Base Abbott?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

198 Trump appoints Barky as "Ambassador to Ebolaland".
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (RuIsu)


interesting idea
TFG is "global" and all that
Put him on the spot

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)

199 BTW, Canada just removed several Chinese nationals who were working on Ebola in a national research lab at the University of Manitoba. See sock link:
.
.
.
Dr. Xiangguo Qiu, her husband Keding Cheng and an unknown number of her students from China were removed from Canada's only level-4 lab on July 5, CBC News has learned.

A Level 4 virology facility is a lab equipped to work with the most serious and deadly human and animal diseases. That makes the Arlington Street lab one of only a handful in North America capable of handling pathogens requiring the highest level of containment, such as Ebola.

Security access for the couple and the Chinese students was revoked, according to sources who work at the lab and do not want to be identified because they fear consequences for speaking out.

Sources say this comes several months after IT specialists for the NML entered Qiu's office after-hours and replaced her computer. Her regular trips to China also started being denied.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Dh1wo)

200 "Is Holybrag a B-side Loverboy song or Muslim headgear?" -- Jonah 'I regret that I have but one wife and one pair of pants to give for my country' Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (7/uMy)

201 Not even a Symbalene blood burn moves this fast.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

202 >>It will also give vainglorious Pharisee David French the opportunity to holybrag for the ten thousandth time that he adopted a child from Africa


"I am baffled Evangelicals are anxious about ebola making to our shores. If they truly understood God's word they would be sponsoring more Congolese exchange students and demanding Congress allow unlimited Congolese refugees to be settled in their communities. Tsk, tsk!"
-- David French

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

203 one of Handel's operas in called "Hymen" - has another name but I forget what.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly


Buster.

Buster Hymen

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (Pr4ah)

204 This is really O/T, but I sent flowers to my wife today and it made her happy. Just because I love her. Something for other cis white guys to remember. We are good at lots of things, but not so much at remembering flowers.
Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)

What woman wouldn't be lucky to have Ass Chum like this.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM


***

ahhh...I think most of us sent her flowers.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (axyOa)

205 186 We'll see if they go through with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK

They have a trailer out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (ycWCI)

To the internets!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK8)

206 Nothing good in Philadelphia since Thatcher Longstreth's Argyle sockets.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (QkjLD)

207 >>>They are already filming the Black Widow Origin Story Movie

informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

208 203 one of Handel's operas in called "Hymen" - has another name but I forget what.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mallfly


Buster.

Buster Hymen
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (Pr4ah)



"Roth, asshole."

- - John Ola, esq.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (zBaqJ)

209 Boeing hires 9/11 compensation fund lawyer to dole out $50 million to victims of 737 Max crashes

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (QkjLD)

210 They are already filming the Black Widow Origin Story Movie
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NoKAc)

So I hear. 8 years late...

We'll see if they go through with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lio

...

They should kill her character and have her replaced by a robot in the prequel.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (hr5kG)

211 Ben Dover and his sister Eileen.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (w+jpq)

212 The Masque of the Red Death was just a short story, right?

*Mikey NTH stealing memes from Glenn Reynolds*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

213 informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't that the kind of plot twist for no real reason that gets people in trouble?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (ycWCI)

214 Perversity is our strength -

-

Ace, there's t-shirt and bumper sticker money in that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (qss+G)

215 Trump's got a great shot a re election with a good economy.

You know what really screws up an economy? A highly contagious plague.

Posted by: I'm a germophobe not a racist at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (18ejg)

216 "informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)"

Only gonna watch if they dyke out.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

217 WHO: hold my syringes
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (hr5kG)


First pick them up off the sidewalk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (gH2RJ)

218 Three words: DDT

Posted by: Mike at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (WWn8/)

219 Leave the fucking monkeys alone!!!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (6/uwW)

220 Ebola from a shithole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (yWXpx)

221 Just a gentle reminder

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Jj+59)

222 The thing that frightened me the most abut the last outbreak was the refusal to quarantine the sick. Instead they were put on a plane and flown to the US.
Protocols are in place for a reason with disease outbreaks.

Posted by: FrodoB - once upon a time vorologist at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (37bED)

223 Ok when the Ebola stuff was going on in Texas the Hospital and our system was not ready for any break out, The Garbage company that usually handles their collection refused be they were rated to handle such a Hazardous Material, so all the trash had to me double bagged and they just strarting putting it the hallways. Then the Water and Sewage got involded and was going to Turn off the Water because they didn't what the blood or whatever run off from washing hands to get into the system. So they had to start collecting the water until they could get a company that could handle that
high of a Hazmat.

It was a shitshow

Posted by: a story I heard at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (TvRzA)

224 How can ScarJo be allowed to play the Black Widow when she is neither Black or a spider or a widow?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (zFzxj)

225 'Isn't that the kind of plot twist for no real reason that gets people in trouble?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (ycWCI)"

There's always a reason for a twist!

Posted by: M. Night at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (oZ6kz)

226 I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (G1gJe)

227 Sooo, we're supposed to take marriage advice from somebody named "Ass Chum"? I mean, it might diminish the impact, no?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)


lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (vEIlU)

228 Virologist. Rats!

Posted by: FrodoB - once upon a time vorologist at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (37bED)

229 FIRE CAN'T MELT ASS-CHUM!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (hjaPQ)

230 211
Ben Dover and his sister Eileen.


Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (w+jpq)

Heh.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (7CM5W)

231 Block all travel to and from there and all nations bordering the DRC.

Fuck it! Ban all folks and material coming into this country from Africa south of the sahara.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (QMwOT)

232 "Over the Cliff"

Posted by: Hugo First at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (w+jpq)

233 224 How can ScarJo be allowed to play the Black Widow when she is neither Black or a spider or a widow?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (zFzxj)


The tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)

234 The thing that frightened me the most abut the last outbreak was the refusal to quarantine the sick. Instead they were put on a plane and flown to the US.
Protocols are in place for a reason with disease outbreaks.
======

It didn't help that the politicized CDC was in on the bullshit too.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

235 Awful to write, but it probably will take a pandemic that hits the Cloud People in a wealthy section of a Deep Blue city before action is taken on open borders and sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (lhnU8)

236 Hollywood A-listers need to get to the DRC quickly.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (QMwOT)

237 218 Three words: DDT
Posted by: Mike at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (WWn8/)

I found out by looking around the internet a few months ago that the WHO actually went back to using DDT for Malarial Mosquito control in Africa in the 2000s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (ycWCI)

238 I can't help but think we're being much, much more cruel by maintaining their children's perpetual starvation than if we stopped giving them just enough to starve on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


I visited Malawi, the poorest country in Africa, on a church mission in 2003 for a month. Malawi has the second largest fresh water lake in Africa as its entire Eastern border. Three things I saw that convinced me that Africa would never change:

1. Guy standing in a field of wilted corn; field located about 100 yards from Lake Malawi, but of course without any irrigation ditches from the lake to the field: "There is no rain!!! We are going to starve!!!"

2. Same guy standing under an avocado tree with about 50 head sized avocados hanging from it: "When the corn dies, we will have no food and will starve!!!"

3. Two guys trying to make a dugout canoe with dull adzes out of a freshly fallen tree without building a fire along the top to dry out the wood. I assume they are still hacking at the thing 16 years later.

Seriously, how stupid can you be?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (NoKAc)

239 Look if you can't trust advice from people named Ass Chum, Harry Paratestes and Masturbatin' Pete, who can you trust?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

240 226 I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (G1gJe)


It's called the American Education System.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ)

241 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (w+jpq)

242 Sooo, we're supposed to take marriage advice from somebody named "Ass Chum"? I mean, it might diminish the impact, no?
=======

Sounds like the perfect person to take marriage advice from.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

243 I got a girl who would think I had turned gay on her if I ever bought her flowers....

So I was going to buy her an assortment of King Arthur flours for her birthday just for a goof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (Ct55T)

244 Ebola from a shithole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (yWXpx)


I do find it funny that one of the 4Twat came out and said "This president said....." and one thing was "black people from countries are shitholes."

My GOD these coonts are stupid.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

245 239 Look if you can't trust advice from people named Ass Chum, Harry Paratestes and Masturbatin' Pete, who can you trust?!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)


Kurt and Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ)

246 Remember we were told it wasn't airborne and later we found out how far it travels when you sneeze and we called Liars when it was pointed ou.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (TvRzA)

247 Here's the link to the Omar BDS article for those interested.

https://tinyurl.com/yybp2u2z

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (uGHnY)

248 207 >>>They are already filming the Black Widow Origin Story Movie

informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

I'm only finding fan trailers for Black Widow.

And I was with you right up until the last half of the last sentence. 'The New Black Widow' is just dumb, as a concept. Just like 'The New Iron Man', and you know they're going to fucking do the 'Ironheart' bullshit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

249 The Conservative case for the plague, by David French

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (JGJyf)

250 216 "informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)"

Only gonna watch if they dyke out.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

ScarJo and the ScarJo assassination bot decide to probe each other's defenses...IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

251 Africa's population is expected to double by 2050.

It's climate, poor sanitation, poor medical systems, poverty and overpopulation will make it a breeding ground for every sort of unimaginable supervirus and flesh eating bacteria.

And unlike China, there will be no powerful central authority to tame it. There will be traveling rape squads impregnating children and women at gun point, spreading every disease rampantly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (48XXE)

252 The Masque of the Red Death was just a short story, right?



*Mikey NTH stealing memes from Glenn Reynolds*

Posted by: Mikey NTH
>>
Well, yeah, but about the plague. Ebola is 100x worse.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (37bED)

253
Old and busted: Illegal Alien

New Hotness: Informal Border Crosser

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (veoSD)

254 233 The tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Jet Fuel can't melt Steel Beams, but can it melt Silicone tits?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (UnA8+)

255 The conservative case for Ass Chum in your marriage.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Trump's got a great shot a re election with a good economy.

You know what really screws up an economy? A highly contagious plague
==============
Hog epidemic in China pressuring China in trade negotiations...
======+

BTW, Canada just removed several Chinese nationals who were working on Ebola in a national research lab at the University of Manitoba. Dr. Xiangguo Qiu, her husband Keding Cheng and an unknown number of her students from China were removed from Canada's only level-4 lab on July 5, CBC News has learned.

A Level 4 virology facility is a lab equipped to work with the most serious and deadly human and animal diseases. That makes the Arlington Street lab one of only a handful in North America capable of handling pathogens requiring the highest level of containment, such as Ebola.

Security access for the couple and the Chinese students was revoked, according to sources who work at the lab and do not want to be identified because they fear consequences for speaking out.

Sources say this comes several months after IT specialists for the NML entered Qiu's office after-hours and replaced her computer. Her regular trips to China also started being denied.

Posted by: Juxtaposition at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (fuEff)

257 I can't help but think we're being much, much more cruel by maintaining their children's perpetual starvation than if we stopped giving them just enough to starve on

***

I blame Norman Borlaug

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (/HD7u)

258 Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)

No that was WHAT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

Where?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (7CM5W)

WHY?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

259 There have not been any cases of Ebola in Kinshasa yet (at least that was the case a couple of days ago). There has been a single case in Goma.

It seems to be out of control in a couple of smaller cities though and Goma is on the border with Ruanda (IIRC).

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (vWMNq)

260 226 I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (G1gJe)

Please tell me Polio is not coming back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (ycWCI)

261 Jet Fuel can't melt Steel Beams, but can it melt Silicone tits?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:55 PM (UnA8+)


Yes.

Posted by: Duke Nukem at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

262 I blame Norman Borlaug
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (/HD7u)


I blame Norman Fell.

Posted by: Duke Nukem at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Remember we were told it wasn't airborne and later we found out how far
it travels when you sneeze and we called Liars when it was pointed ou.


Allow them in but send them to sanctuary cities only.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (w+jpq)

264 213 informed speculation is that it's about Black Widow being hunted by another female graduate of the Red Room, who decides to side with Black Widow at the end, and then decides to honor her memory by becoming the new Black Widow.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't that the kind of plot twist for no real reason that gets people in trouble?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (ycWCI)

But it's gonna be a tie in! See it's gonna turn out that ScarJo's Black Widow was really named O-ren Ishii, and the New Black Widow's old code name was Black Mamba, so it'll be an easy upgrade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

265 BTW, Canada just removed several Chinese nationals who were working on Ebola in a national research lab at the University of Manitoba. See sock link:
.
.
.
Dr. Xiangguo Qiu, her husband Keding Cheng and an unknown number of her students from China were removed from Canada's only level-4 lab on July 5, CBC News has learned.

A Level 4 virology facility is a lab equipped to work with the most serious and deadly human and animal diseases. That makes the Arlington Street lab one of only a handful in North America capable of handling pathogens requiring the highest level of containment, such as Ebola.

Security access for the couple and the Chinese students was revoked, according to sources who work at the lab and do not want to be identified because they fear consequences for speaking out.

Sources say this comes several months after IT specialists for the NML entered Qiu's office after-hours and replaced her computer. Her regular trips to China also started being denied.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Dh1wo)


Yeah, at this point I have no trust for any Chinese national in the West. Assume that they are all compromised. Even Chinese immigrants are suspect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

266 Ebola is some serious shit. These mouth breathers from WHO try to tell you it only spreads through infected body fluids. But that including nasal and respiratory secretions and the fact is researchers/scientists are not sure it's only limited to that. There is no real treatment and the death rate is usually high.

So yeah, fuck you with this crap that you really know nothing about.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

267 he didn't get the name Obola for nothing, the American hating piece of shit.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (nFwvY)

268 i saw asschum open for spunk monkey at the palladium in the eighties.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (KP5rU)

269 239 Look if you can't trust advice from people named Ass Chum, Harry Paratestes and Masturbatin' Pete, who can you trust?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

I only trust two of the three. After all, Masturbatin' Pete has to be a fake name and you can't trust anyone that tries to hide their true identity.

Posted by: Slappy at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (BsrgJ)

270 Didn't 300 Congolese show up by surprise in San Antonio about six weeks ago? I'm sure they are all quite healthy.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (mk9aG)

271 I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?

-

I've said it often, but if politicians and the media would speak plainly about why soccer moms have to worry about sh*thole diseases that are killing Braden and making Carsyn paralyzed, the wall would be built next week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (qss+G)

272 Caused by Global Warming, no doubt...

Posted by: Gridlock at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (z/vX9)

273
BREAKING: The Pentagon has approved a Department of Homeland Security request to send 2,100 additional active duty and National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border - The Hill
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (BqBId)

======

Yeah, I'm skeptical. What is the National Guard going to do when a bunch of raggedy Central American civilians rush the border? Shoot them?

You and I know what will happen. They'll wind up building latrines and staffing day cares.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (M9ntN)

274 ace you might consider a post on the ongoing outrages at the border and the parallel outrage of complete silence from the GOP [and even the WH], as all time in the Beltway is spent on tweets about 4 dumb, racist, freakish inconsequential congresscritters.


Horowitz's twatters are a concise gateway to the continuing catastrophe of immigration rule of law and enforcement, which is worsening, not improving, despite having the scalpweasel in the Oval.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (QDnY+)

275 Ebola? That's like eMail, right?

Posted by: Joe! Biden! at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

276 258 Didn't WHO say that after the last outbreak,
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (cspJy)
No that was WHAT
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)
Where?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I better learn to code' at July 17, 2019 03:48 PM (7CM5W)
WHY?
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

HOW

Posted by: Chief Knock-a-Homa at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

277 240
226 I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (G1gJe)





It's called the American Education System.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ)

It's called the out of doors.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (t6MX/)

278 Looks likes the Muslims will get their wish and everyone will be wearing a niqab of some type whether they want to or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (zFzxj)

279 Are you implying Broseidon isn't my real name???

Well, you're right. It was Broseidenberg until we got to Ellis Island.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

280 Notice how this parallels the Reds and the border situation.

First, it was nothing. A manufactured problem designed as a scare tactic.

Then, it was a crisis, as all unshirted hell broke loose.

In fact, both were a crisis from the get-go, but the Reds refused to acknowledge the problem until it became too severe to ignore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (gH2RJ)

281 Barry Wonderful. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (tlvmM)

282 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?

Talk about a story getting "disapeared"...

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (RuIsu)

283
Yeah, at this point I have no trust for any Chinese national in the West. Assume that they are all compromised. Even Chinese immigrants are suspect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2019 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

Well I can reassure you that China has a long history of doing this kind of thing and if we were a weaker country they'd try to replace all our top officials with Chinese people.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (p997d)

284 Just because xe calls himself ass chum doesn't mean he's wrong. Except for being white, male, married for 42 years to the same person, a WOMAN for christ's sake. It's not Xers fault xer was born in Bucks County.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (Jj+59)

285 using an unmonitored forest path.

= trail thru woods not used enough for soldiers to extort travelers.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (FhXTo)

286 Ebola? Best President ever. It was an honor being his VP.

Posted by: Old, Confused Joe Biden at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (BsrgJ)

287 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?

Talk about a story getting "disapeared"...
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (RuIsu)


Didn't Tom Hanks star in that?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.

It ain't pretty.

You've been warned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)

289 It's racist to even think about keeping ebola carriers from fulfilling their lifelong dreams of coming here to America.

Posted by: LGoPs the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (w+jpq)

290 Ebola article in daily-mail from July 15th.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248277

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (vWMNq)

291
Fuck it! Ban all folks and material coming into this country from Africa south of the sahara.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (QMwOT)







Why stop at the Sahara?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (veoSD)

292 them eating stuff they shouldn't

****

The sad thing is that Africa is a place where you can throw a seed practically anywhere and it will germinate and grow awesome it's so fertile. Most of the farmers job is killing off everything that wants to eat it. Problem being, that's everyone and everything else, plus governments

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (/HD7u)

293 Ebola? Best President ever. It was an honor being his VP.
Posted by: Old, Confused Joe Biden at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (BsrgJ)


If you like your Ebola, you can KEEP your Ebola. That's a PROMISE!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Yeah, I'm skeptical. What is the National Guard going to do when a bunch of raggedy Central American civilians rush the border? Shoot them?

You and I know what will happen. They'll wind up building latrines and staffing day cares.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (M9ntN)


A lot of times it can be support elements such as intelligence collection assets, engineers, recon equipment, which support CBP.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (wCmLp)

295 you know in russia it is illegal to adopt a gay couple, according to drudge

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (HALdu)

296 Uh.... "Mr. Black Widow died".

That's all the origin story you need.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Ct55T)

297 "It's racist to even think about keeping ebola carriers from fulfilling their lifelong dreams of coming here to America.
Posted by: LGoPs the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (w+jpq)"

To be fair, it's easier to fulfill lifelong dreams when you've got less than a week to live.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

298 288 Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.
It ain't pretty.

You've been warned.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)

Was Voldemort living on the back of her head?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

299
Ass Chum.


Is that a buddy.... or a little fish???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

300 Well I can reassure you that China has a long history of doing this kind of thing and if we were a weaker country they'd try to replace all our top officials with Chinese people.
Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (p997d)

Hogwash!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitcg's at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (AZxMX)

301 I feel bad for David French's adopted out of Africa kid. It's a terrible fate for a child to be at the mercy of a male who's in competition with Angelina Jolie.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (4MRvZ)

302 I've said it often, but if politicians and the media would speak plainly about why soccer moms have to worry about sh*thole diseases that are killing Braden and making Carsyn paralyzed, the wall would be built next week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM


***

But...but...Little Allison???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (axyOa)

303 Ebola started out with those savages having sex with monkeys and refusing to use prophylactics when they carried it back to their village.

***

Nah

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (/HD7u)

304 296 Uh.... "Mr. Black Widow died".

That's all the origin story you need.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Ct55T)

I'll bet it had something to do with all his Precious Bodily Fluids.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

305 288
Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.



It ain't pretty.



You've been warned.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)

Fivehead?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (t6MX/)

306 The Masque of the Red Death was just a short story, right?


*Mikey NTH stealing memes from Glenn Reynolds*

They told me if I voted for Trump, that Reynolds' memes would take over the U.S. and they were right.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (Dh1wo)

307
Yeah, at this point I have no trust for any Chinese national in the West. Assume that they are all compromised. Even Chinese immigrants are suspect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

=====

wtf were those people doing? Gathering data for some germ warfare effort?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (M9ntN)

308 Viruses are people too!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (Ct55T)

309 295 you know in russia it is illegal to adopt a gay couple, according to drudge

Posted by: yankeefifth
---------
What's this dRedge you speak of?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (9ks3L)

310 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?

----

Yup.

Bathhouse frequenting airline pilot.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

311 282 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?

Talk about a story getting "disapeared"...
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (RuIsu)

My understanding is that it was actually more complicated than that and that there were carriers before Patient Zero.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

312 To be fair, it's easier to fulfill lifelong dreams when you've got less than a week to live.


Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM


***

Horde logic. It will never fail you.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (axyOa)

313 298 288 Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.
It ain't pretty.

You've been warned.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)

Was Voldemort living on the back of her head?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

That's somehow racist, I'm sure.

Let's do the math:

Voldemort is lizard English man.

Omar is Somali American woman.

LEM + SAW = Racist!!!!

Yup, checks out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (VyAV0)

314 We're are already getting a high rate of infections from people coming across the border with diseases we eliminated a long time ago. But yeah, let's go for the real contagious, untreatable stuff and teach whitey a lesson.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (VpIIl)

315 #305 Fivehead?

I think it's an eight-head.

I didn't link because I care.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (O8WFE)

316 bola started out with those savages having sex with monkeys and refusing to use prophylactics when they carried it back to their village.


you know, in fairness the monkeys were complaining that they did not like the feel of the condom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

317 Bathhouse frequenting airline pilot.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

Airline Steward

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (zFzxj)

318
Mexicans are better than you.

All of their misbehavior was caused by you racists.

Posted by: David at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (QtSzO)

319 270
Didn't 300 Congolese show up by surprise in San Antonio about six weeks ago? I'm sure they are all quite healthy.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet



This is the nightmare scenario. If it gets going in South and Central America, it's going to bad, really, really bad. But, you know, no emergency at the border or anything.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (T6t7i)

320 test

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (w+jpq)

321 Are you implying Broseidon isn't my real name???

Well, you're right. It was Broseidenberg until we got to Ellis Island.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)
..........

Was that after your gig as King of the Brocean?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

322 Bathhouse frequenting airline pilot.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

Airline Steward

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (zFzxj)






Please use the official term: Sky Waitress

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (veoSD)

323 318
Mexicans are better than you.

All of their misbehavior was caused by you racists.
Posted by: David at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM (QtSzO)

==========

American colonialism is awful, isn't it?

Especially that time we were at war with Mexico, we captured their capitol, and then we gave it back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (VyAV0)

324 I thought the last outbreak came from eating bat.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (hr5kG)

325 See it's gonna turn out that ScarJo's Black Widow was really named O-ren Ishii, and the New Black Widow's old code name was Black Mamba, so it'll be an easy upgrade.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I'm getting Cottonmouth just thinking about watching that . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (NoKAc)

326 Which is why we need the wall on the southern border.

***

I like the symbol only it's going to take a lot more

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (/HD7u)

327 My first girlfriend had a polio victim sister, we walked in on her and her boyfriend going at it once. We were 13, know what happens to fragile virgin loins in that situation?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (G1gJe)

328 .

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (w+jpq)

329 Three words: DDT
Posted by: Mike



Pb & Cu.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (Pr4ah)

330 The Democratic Republic of the Congo has been a war-ravaged hellhole for decades now, thanks to a long succession of murderous greedy dictators. My heart goes out to the Congolese.

That said, ebola must be contained. Must. The NHO is doing a criminal disservice to the planet by advocating against commonsense protective measures taken by various governments, our own hopefully included.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (mSO8Y)

331
Devin Nunes says General Flynn was set up & says criminal indictment referrals are coming for the bad guys!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (BqBId)

332 Democrats swallowed hard and included the Cadillac tax in the landmark health law.

On Wednesday, that central feature of Obamacare is expected to be dealt a blow by an unlikely foe: House Democrats.

The House will vote on whether to repeal the tax, not only a key cost-containment provision in Barack Obama's signature health law but also one of the main ways it was to pay for itself. Unions have never liked it, nor have business groups and Republicans.

So with neither party showing much concern for the government's rising tide of red ink, the House will move to permanently block the tax from taking effect -- and balloon deficits by $168 billion over the next decade. Senator Charles E. Grassley of Iowa, the chairman of the tax-writing Senate Finance Committee, has suggested that the Senate could follow suit.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (QkjLD)

333 unfortunately, Barr set a very low bar for rogue judges, stating the Executive will always comply to full judicial review of every challenged action ... and even to examination of the intentions behind those (completely constitutional) actions. (some JJ article pointed this out a couple days ago, regarding submission to the census question)


Now maybe there were some other details that WH counsel screwed up, in not dotting every "t" so the case was open for challenge, idk. But the article pointed out the problem of elevating judicial review above necessary immediate executive action. Months or years of delay for "judicial review" is just surrender of essential executive powers to rogue judges and lawfare. (as if they haven't already taken over legislative duties)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

334 But I've changed my mind...Omar should keep the rag on her head.

Not really though. Still chaps my ass that Congress changed its rules just for her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (O8WFE)

335 Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59

It was a nice thought to send your wife flowers just for the heck of it. Perhaps you could repost it with a pleasanter nic such as "has chum" which has a nicer sort of cheery, English tone to it. Hopefully your wife is your "chum"/friend..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (+0VWg)

336 bola started out with those savages having sex with monkeys and refusing to use prophylactics when they carried it back to their village.




you know it is not really fair to fault them for that, how do they know if the monkey is wearing the condom? guessing it is hard to look over you shoulder like that, especially when you are hanging from a tree in the jungle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (HALdu)

337 Yeah, at this point I have no trust for any Chinese national in the West. Assume that they are all compromised. Even Chinese immigrants are suspect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

=====

wtf were those people doing? Gathering data for some germ warfare effort?
===========
Chicoms had people running around cornfields in Iowa stealing corn from genetically modified test plots.

If there is a Chinese National in your business, the chicoms are sitting on any family they have back in China.

Look, they ran over a crowd of people with tanks. So yes.

Posted by: Juxtaposition at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (LRC4Q)

338 331
Devin Nunes says General Flynn was set up & says criminal indictment referrals are coming for the bad guys!
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (BqBId)

===========

Too bad the DOJ is being run by Obama flunky William Barr.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (VyAV0)

339 Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.
.......

Did all the rats get out?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

340 230 211
Ben Dover and his sister Eileen.


Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:52 PM (w+jpq)

Heh.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (7CM5W)


I always heard that Eileen was Ben's wife, not his sister.


Another Ilhan Omar situation?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)

341 310 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?



gay guy who liked to rape monkeys? thank goodness we didn't quarantine that shit.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (nFwvY)

342 "Please use the official term: Sky Waitress

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 04:04 PM (veoSD)"

It's Flying Ass Pirate (tm)

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

343 Yes, but then the Brocean became a democracy and I'm not much of a campaigner.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)

344 Bathhouse frequenting airline pilot.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

Airline Steward

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 04:03 PM


***

Aviation Transportation Facilitator

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (axyOa)

345 one of Handel's operas in called "Hymen" - has another name but I forget what

O S C A R

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (/HD7u)

346 .. says criminal indictment referrals are coming for the bad guys!


Yeah. Sure.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (QkjLD)

347
Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.
It ain't pretty.

You've been warned.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)

======

Kinda crummy hair and an unremarkable face. She knows what she's doing with those elegant turbans and scarves, which always match her unique outfits and large, colorful accessories.

Seriously, she dresses very expensively and I've never seen her in the same outfit twice. What does hubby do?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (M9ntN)

348 344
Aviation Transportation Facilitator
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (axyOa)


"Si?"

- - Gen. Agusto Pinochet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)

349 WaPo headline August 2016

Trump wanted to keep Americans critically ill with Ebola out of the U.S.

Here are Trump's tweets pre-POTUS


Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days - now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE!
10:04 PM - Jul 31, 2014

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Stop the EBOLA patients from entering the U.S. Treat them, at the highest level, over there. THE UNITED STATES HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)

350 Months or years of delay for "judicial review" is just surrender of essential executive powers to rogue judges and lawfare.
=======
Remarkable how quickly I can turn around a decision, isn't it?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (18ejg)

351 It was a nice thought to send your wife flowers just for the heck of it. Perhaps you could repost it with a pleasanter nic such as "has chum" which has a nicer sort of cheery, English tone to it. Hopefully your wife is your "chum"/friend..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (+0VWg)


No one is making fun of the action. We're all laughing at the environment of this place where you get marriage and dating advise from Charlie Brown's Dildo, Ass Chum, Masturbatin' Pete, etc.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

352 BREAKING: The Pentagon has approved a Department of Homeland Security request to send 2,100 additional active duty and National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border - The Hill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (BqBId)



Judge Don Ho: Not so fast!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (kw5n8)

353 Ass Chum, I'm sorry for making fun of your nic*. Don't take it personally.





*Well, mostly.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)

354 You never see polio victims anymore, was a staple of my childhood. Remember that guy with one tall shoe?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (G1gJe)

355 It's Flying Ass Pirate (tm)
Posted by: Marcus T



I saw that Brazzer movie!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (Pr4ah)

356 >>I just read about the mystical paralyzing disease infecting kids in the country, you see that?



Talking about non-polio enterovirus 68 (EV-6?

That's the one that started breaking out in 2014, which was the same time Obama opened up our borders for unaccompanied minors. EV-68 was in the news for a while, and then --POOF!-- it just disappeared. The stories, not the virus.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

357 Not to be mean-spirited but isn't ebola pretty easy to shut down once meany westerners go in to the shithole countries and impose moratoriums on sleeping one last night with the dead spouse and proper hygiene practices?

Ebola is a nasty, deadly disease but it aint an airborne virus like measles where one sneeze and then one unvaccinated kid rubbing their eyes after touching the sneezed on surface 2 weeks later equals infection.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (eASYU)

358
Devin Nunes says General Flynn was set up & says criminal indictment referrals are coming for the bad guys!
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (BqBId)

=====

Ooh, referrals! So, #TwoWeeks for them to arrive, and then another #Fifty-TwoWeeks for someone to consider taking action on them, then...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (M9ntN)

359 World Health Organization (WHO)
@WHO
· 2h
Replying to @WHO
"WHO does not recommend any restrictions on travel or trade, which rather than stopping #Ebola, can actually hamper the fight. Such restrictions force people to use informal and unmonitored border crossings, increasing the potential for the spread of disease."- @DrTedros


LOL.

I want to go to the WHO's next stand-up show. These guys are funny. I thought they just played rock but they do comedy, too. Awesome!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (6fsOH)

360 Seriously, how stupid can you be?

In Africa?

Remember that kid from Malawi who MacGyver'd a windmill out of scrap parts after teaching himself some basic engineering?

When the area got hit by drought, the kid got accused of blowing the clouds away with his windmill.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)

361 IIRC, the thinking is NOT that AIDS began with human / simian sex, but rather with people eating bush meat.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

362 I thought all asses were chumless??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)

363 one of Handel's operas in called "Hymen" - has another name but I forget what

O S C A R

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM


***

Hey!
That's the same first name my bologna has!

Posted by: Kid Who Eats Bologna at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (axyOa)

364 The most important thing is that this information be kept from Americans citizens. Wouldn't want them to have any badthoughts.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (eAZVt)

365 Air Canada, if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (FTlwv)

366 365 Air Canada, if I recall correctly.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (FTlwv)

===========

"So...blame Canada?"
-Kyle's Mom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (VyAV0)

367 282 Anybody remember AIDS Patient Zero?

Talk about a story getting "disapeared"...
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (RuIsu)


Denounce yourself.

That story put our shirtlifting friends in a bad light. Gaetan Dugas - the putative Patient Zero - claimed to have had 5000 partners in three years, IIRC.

I'll wait while you do the math.

Public health officials gave up on chasing down his contacts because, per Randy Shilts's book, he used to go into bathhouses, strip off, lay down on a bench, and await developments. So not only did he not know his ... uh ... "partners," in many cases he'd never seen their faces.

Fortunately, now that we have homosexual marriage, such promiscuity is a thing of the past, we're reliably informed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (gH2RJ)

368 "Such restrictions force people to use
informal and unmonitored border crossings, increasing the potential for
the spread of disease."

If people are fleeing an epidemic I'm pretty sure they are already using these informal and unmonitored border crossings. Stop them.

Posted by: GalosGann at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (z6Rh+)

369 360 Seriously, how stupid can you be?

In Africa?

Remember that kid from Malawi who MacGyver'd a windmill out of scrap parts after teaching himself some basic engineering?

When the area got hit by drought, the kid got accused of blowing the clouds away with his windmill.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)



"PFFFT!"

- - Joo Weather Controllers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ)

370 Seriously, how stupid can you be?

****

Racist!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (/HD7u)

371 At this rate, they won't sentence Flynn till PDT is out of office and can't pard...oh, wait. That's the idea, isn't it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (O8WFE)

372 Gateway Pundit scored a pic of Omar without her headrag.

It ain't pretty.

You've been warned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:00 PM (O8WFE)
.........

Yeah, that website is like crawling through mud.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

373 Yes, again, let's import ever more and more of this. Because, diversity.

Posted by: DocJ at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (DU2N9)

374 363 Hey!
That's the same first name my bologna has!
Posted by: Kid Who Eats Bologna at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (axyOa)


"My salsicce has a first name,
It's P-E-N-I-S..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (zBaqJ)

375 and

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!

9:22 PM - Aug 1, 2014

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)

376

OT/

Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico drew an activist judge. William Orrick III. Born in San Fran, appointed by Obama, was the one who stopped the Planned Parenthood undercover videos from being released. Blocked Trump Admin's ability to withhold funding from Sanctuary Cities.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Xqo6t)

377 O S C A R

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM


***

Hey!
That's the same first name my bologna has!
Posted by: Kid Who Eats Bologna at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (axyOa)


The commercials from the 70's and 80's where they talk about all the kids that eat Armour Hotdogs......it would be BANNNED today.

Fat kids, skinny kids, sissy kids.......OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

378 If you a blue state 'ron, please get to a red state quickly.

When the sanctuary states be one a breeding ground for plague, we will have to set up perimeters to repel invaders fleeing blue states and we will not be able to distinguish you from the rest.

Or at least learn and display the secret hand gesture, the a-ok sign held below the belt line, as you approach the checkpoints with your belongings tied inside a hobo bindle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (48XXE)

379 That's the one that started breaking out in 2014, which was the same time Obama opened up our borders for unaccompanied minors. EV-68 was in the news for a while, and then --POOF!-- it just disappeared. The stories, not the virus.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

-----

But.... lets blame about 1,100 antivaxxers for the resurgence of once eradicated diseases and overlook the 25 miilion people that poured over our Southern Border without so much as a visual exam given and allowed to seep into the population.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

380 Or is that all chums are assless??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (Dh1wo)

381 Seriously, she dresses very expensively and I've never seen her in the same outfit twice. What does hubby do?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:06 PM (M9ntN)

Full time professional welfare and Medicaid fraud

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (bM37c)

382 and

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Ebola is much easier to transmit than the CDC and government representatives are admitting. Spreading all over Africa-and fast. Stop flights

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (vEIlU)

383
.. says criminal indictment referrals are coming for the bad guys!


Yeah. Sure.
Posted by: SMOD

======

Don't even waste your skepticism on this. They're only referrals.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (M9ntN)

384 Who appointed WHO anyways?
Posted by: Someguy


Kind of like

Who Are You?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY


Top Men. That's WHO they are.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (vcOmj)

385 Remember that kid from Malawi who MacGyver'd a windmill out of scrap parts after teaching himself some basic engineering?

When the area got hit by drought, the kid got accused of blowing the clouds away with his windmill.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)



"PFFFT!"

- - Joo Weather Controllers



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM


***

Chump

Posted by: Clock Boy at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (axyOa)

386 Ooh, referrals! So, #TwoWeeks for them to arrive, and then another #Fifty-TwoWeeks for someone to consider taking action on them, then...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (M9ntN)
*******
Change your Underroos again

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (BqBId)

387 190 "Honey, I hope you enjoy the flowers. My ass chum encouraged me to send them to you. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie
-----------
Things no one would ever say to their wife.... well maybe their girlfriend but not their wife. Buttplug and that severely heterosexual Booker probably would say it to their man thought. IJS.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (9ks3L)

388 Seriously, how stupid can you be?

In Africa?

Remember that kid from Malawi who MacGyver'd a windmill out of scrap parts after teaching himself some basic engineering?

When the area got hit by drought, the kid got accused of blowing the clouds away with his windmill.
======
So you are sayin' its full of democrats?

Posted by: confused moron at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (5k0KR)

389 Ebola is a nasty, deadly disease but it aint an
airborne virus like measles where one sneeze and then one unvaccinated
kid rubbing their eyes after touching the sneezed on surface 2 weeks
later equals infection.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable


Apparently the virus can linger on surfaces for some time. There's a reason they wash the hazmat suits down with bleach after dealing with Ebola patients / bodies.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (T6t7i)

390 AIDS= Ass raping monkeys
Ebola= Eating ape meat. Take that as you will.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

391 Trump would later take to Instagram to protest the U.S. government's decision to send troops to West Africa to fight the epidemic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (vEIlU)

392 I did a Control-F page search for "Hawaiian Judge" and I was not disappointed.

Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

393 Has there been more research to pin down GRID/HIV/AIDS patient Zero.

In Fumento's book The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS: How a Tragedy has Been Distorted by the Media and Partisan Politics the first American with it, a black youth named Robert R, was in St. Louis, MO in 1969. Of course he died and his doctors were puzzled as to what was killing him. Two decades later tests on his tissues and blood revealed AIDS. pg. 197

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (T9VmS)

394 Ebola is a nasty, deadly disease but it aint an airborne virus like measles where one sneeze and then one unvaccinated kid rubbing their eyes after touching the sneezed on surface 2 weeks later equals infection.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable


dude. 2 Dallas nurses caught it while taking measure not to. and dumbshit county judge Jenkins had the apartment washed out into the watershed.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (nFwvY)

395 337 Yeah, at this point I have no trust for any Chinese national in the West. Assume that they are all compromised. Even Chinese immigrants are suspect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

=====

wtf were those people doing? Gathering data for some germ warfare effort?
===========
Chicoms had people running around cornfields in Iowa stealing corn from genetically modified test plots.

If there is a Chinese National in your business, the chicoms are sitting on any family they have back in China.

Look, they ran over a crowd of people with tanks. So yes.
Posted by: Juxtaposition at July 17, 2019 04:05 PM (LRC4Q)

---------

Google Chinese National Intelligence Law. Read Articles 7 and 14.

All Chinese Citizens must assist Chinese Intelligence Agencies.

Chinese Intelligence Agencies can request the assistance of any Chinese Citizens at anytime.

So yes, these stories are perfectly believable. Never mind the dozens of actual convictions of Chinese People for espionage in the US.

Posted by: rd at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (EK+Pw)

396 Go back to your country and die of Ebola.

Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

397 Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks, Tough kids, sissy kids even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs - the dogs kids love to bite

FAT??? SISSY?????

I am so triggered REEEEE!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (O8WFE)

398 We wuz Kangs!
Until all that monkey humping business started.

Posted by: Don't be Rayciss! at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (88+cf)

399 Trump and others who worried about the government's ability to control the virus were right about one thing: The U.S. public health system wasn't as well prepared as authorities hoped. When Thomas Eric Duncan, a Liberian infected with Ebola, showed up at a Dallas emergency room on the night of Sept. 25, 2014, hospital personnel sent him home despite his obvious symptoms and his admission that he had come from West Africa a few days earlier. Two nurses were infected, and Duncan became the first person to die of Ebola on U.S. soil.

he was right even back then
but, again, it's only common sense
logic > "compassion"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)

400 Air France steward(s) did monkeys in Africa somewhere. Foggy memory.
Massive article in Omni, around 95, I think. Maybe earlier. Nobody else on this planet remembers reading it.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (RuIsu)

401
OT:

GOP Congressman Mike Kelly said, "I'm a person of color. I'm white."

THIS is how the game is played. Make the Left eat their fucking bromides and madness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)

402 Fat kids, skinny kids, sissy kids.......OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge


The kids with chicken pox...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (Pr4ah)

403 I missed the last thread but I wanted to let everyone know that "squad" is a young people's reference--your group (similar to "homies" back in the day.
There are "squad goals" for your squad, because you will all support each other.
It's a kid's thing.

Posted by: artemis at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (AwPyG)

404 OT/
Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop
the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico
drew an activist judge.

Pretty sure this will be LOLGF time

Posted by: DocJ at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (DU2N9)

405 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

I am starting to think that there is something seriously wrong with President Obama's mental health. Why won't he stop the flights. Psycho!



always right!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

406 The commercials from the 70's and 80's where they talk about all the kids that eat Armour Hotdogs......it would be BANNNED today.

Fat kids, skinny kids, sissy kids.......OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Hunchbacks, armored Hunchbacks
What kind of Mercs like armored Hunchbacks?
Fat mercs, skinny mercs, mercs that work for clans,
touch merchs, sissy mercs, even mercs with chicken pox like
Hunchbacks, armored Hunchbacks.
The mech mercs love to crunch (with).


...I'm a Battletech nerd

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

407 401
OT:

GOP Congressman Mike Kelly said, "I'm a person of color. I'm white."

THIS is how the game is played. Make the Left eat their fucking bromides and madness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)

==========

Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)

408
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama's fault

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

409

WHO needs to find out who has Ebola.
Cuz they really want to know
Tell them who are you are you
Who who
C'mon who are you you you ahhhhhh you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (kw5n8)

410 >>>That is my first 1st in the more than 13 years I have been here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

LOL LOL LOL!!!

1. First Kwisatz Haderach.
2. First God Emperor of Dune.
3. First on Ace of Spades!

Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (q177U)

411 drum roll

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

I have been saying for weeks for President Obama to stop the flights from West Africa. So simple, but he refused. A TOTAL incompetent!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

412 346: Soon.....

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (U7k5w)

413 I like monkeys.

But I don't LIKE monkeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

414 I'm sure if Ilhan catches it she will return to Somalia for emergency medical care.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

415 407
Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)


WRONG.

White is the entire spectrum. Black is the absence of color.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ)

416 Trump will restrict travel, followed by Bro-Fo and Donkey-Chompers screams that Trump is killing sick people.

Then the inevitable articles from the cucks;

"The Conservative Case for admitting Ebola carrying immigrants who will be free to move about the country in the hope they'll seek free treatment in America"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (qAR6u)

417 Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

I didn't think you were making fun of the action and I understand the joshing about his name. I was just sending him a word of encouragement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (+0VWg)

418 2 Good 'ole Barry. It's amazing how much I've forgotten about TFG since Trump has been in office.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (/5WQL)


The dems are certainly hoping you'll forget.

Posted by: Sooner at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Fs5vw)

419 SEAL THE SOUTHERN BORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (q177U)

420 Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)

Super pedantic asshole alert:

White is the entire spectrum of visible colors all at once

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Ct55T)

421 White is the absence of color.
=====

Black is the absence of light/color.

All the colors of the spectrum make white light.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (OlbaU)

422 415 407
Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)


WRONG.

White is the entire spectrum. Black is the absence of color.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ)

==========

I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0)

423 Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
It is every color.

Posted by: confused moron at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (fuEff)

424
The commercials from the 70's and 80's where they talk about all the kids that eat Armour Hotdogs......it would be BANNNED today.

Fat kids, skinny kids, sissy kids.......OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge


Armoured hot dogs are hard on your teeth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (aKsyK)

425 "234 The thing that frightened me the most abut the last outbreak was the
refusal to quarantine the sick. Instead they were put on a plane and
flown to the US.

Protocols are in place for a reason with disease outbreaks."

..The usual health organizations are going to be useless if a real outbreak actually takes off here. The western protocols are largely an exercise in fantasy and feel-good nonsense.

Third world nations can weather the disruptions that come with a pandemic because there isn't nearly as much to disrupt. Not so, here.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (eAshZ)

426 "The Democratic Republic of the Congo has been a war-ravaged hellhole for decades now, thanks to a long succession of murderous greedy dictators."

Umm, name me one black-run government, anywhere in the world, that is not seriously dysfunctional. The problem is, very very sad to say, their race is generally deficient in qualities which are needed for civil society to succeed.

Nobody is allowed to say that, but it is true, and it is tragic.

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (mk9aG)

427 360 Seriously, how stupid can you be?

In Africa?

Remember that kid from Malawi who MacGyver'd a windmill out of scrap parts after teaching himself some basic engineering?

When the area got hit by drought, the kid got accused of blowing the clouds away with his windmill.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2019 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)


A friend's daughter was in the Peace Corps, and the stories - innocently told - do not reflect well on the locals.

They had recurring droughts, but it hadn't occurred to them to dig their wells deeper against that possibility until she showed up. She organized them into doing this, then also had them build a frame, pulley, and bucket system to haul up the water. Previously they'd dragged goat skins through the village's shit-covered pathways to drop into the well and bring up water. She also introduced them to soap, although she had a hard time convincing them of its point.

I'm not making this up.

What are the odds that the villagers have subsequently gone back to the goat skin approach? I'm covering all bets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (gH2RJ)

428 404 OT/
Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop
the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico
drew an activist judge.

Pretty sure this will be LOLGF time
Posted by: DocJ at July 17, 2019 04:13 PM (DU2N9)


Honestly, it really is time for the Executive Branch to ignore the fucking judiciary on things that are so blatantly unconstitutional and power-grabs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)

429 Measles are running rampant in this country.

I wonder why.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM

According to deBlasio's admin it's the Orthodox Joooos.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (COzlW)

430 ...I'm a Battletech nerd
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8


I played that game for a while.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

431 I am confused about this whole Ass Chum thing.

Is it something chumming for Ass?

Is it chum made out of Ass?

Is it a friend/chum of Ass?

We must get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (t6MX/)

432 Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (U7k5w)
*******
Hey Head Underroo Shitter is here

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (BqBId)

433 Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)


WRONG.

White is the entire spectrum. Black is the absence of color.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ)

==========

I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0)

coughPROMETHEUScough

And yes, I know, I still owe you a plot discussion.
Some night when I hate myself enough, I'll watch it again and take notes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

434 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 04:12 PM (T9VmS)

Anyone else discovered to have been infected with aids between 1969 and 1983 when they identified the virus?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (zFzxj)

435 WRONG.



White is the entire spectrum. Black is the absence of color.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton


White is when all of the colors are reflected back into your eyes. Black is when they are all absorbed.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (T6t7i)

436 I find it rather depressing that competence is not a requirement for almost any government job, and in fact may actually prevent you from getting such a job!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (AZxMX)

437 357
Not to be mean-spirited but isn't ebola pretty easy to shut down


Yep. In countries with medical systems capable of isolating patients.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_disease

Less so in sh*thole countries.



Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (vWMNq)

438 422
I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0)


You're still a nice guy. But, I studied studio art and am a painter by avocation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)

439 You get Ebola!
And You get Ebola!
And you, and You and You!

Posted by: Oprah at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (88+cf)

440 Didn't 300 Congolese show up by surprise in San Antonio about six weeks ago? I'm sure they are all quite healthy.

***

We deserve it because smallpox blankets

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (/HD7u)

441 433 I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0)

coughPROMETHEUScough

And yes, I know, I still owe you a plot discussion.
Some night when I hate myself enough, I'll watch it again and take notes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

==========

Hey, I'm not harping on you for it.

Personally, I can't wait to rewatch it again. It's been something like 6 months since my last viewing. Just too long a period of time, if you ask me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0)

442 Ebola won in 2008 and again in 2012.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (pM4T6)

443
Pedantic asshole alert:

White is the absence of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0)







Actually, black is the absence of color. White is when all colors are reflected.

Yes, I know that's a very simplistic view of the electromagnetic spectrum. Bite me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (veoSD)

444 And of course when he does, Judge Buch M Danno will say that they're African countries so raaaaacist.

Posted by: SDN at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (K9d/B)

445 Didn't we have the weekly hot dog argument this morning?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (G1gJe)

446 Has Ebola-chan made a reappearance on 4Chan yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (T9VmS)

447 SEAL THE SOUTHERN BORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (q177U)


I've been kissed by a rose on the grey....

Posted by: Seal at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

448 I don't know if anyone else recommended this, but Aesop at Raconteur Report is a good source for analysis of the Ebola epidemic in Africa. I found him during the last go around, and his advice was reasonable if a little pessimistic.

http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/search/label/Ebola

Posted by: rd at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (EK+Pw)

449
What are the odds that the villagers have subsequently gone back to the goat skin approach? I'm covering all bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

======

I've heard the same Peace Corps stories. Americans or other Western NGOs build infrastructure using local labor and materials, teach them how and why to use it, simple improvement starts saving lives, Westerners leave, come back a year later, it's all gone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)

450 438 422
I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0)


You're still a nice guy. But, I studied studio art and am a painter by avocation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)

=========

You should slip another painting into the art thread again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (VyAV0)

451 447 SEAL THE SOUTHERN BORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM (q177U)

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey....
Posted by: Seal at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)


If Heidi Klum married Ass Chum...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)

452 432: Can't ridicule the (total lack of) indictments without this person getting all name-calling. Sorry little one, but not much is happening.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (U7k5w)

453
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama's fault
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)


NYC,huh?

Ponders............

Posted by: Sooner at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Fs5vw)

454 75 million screenings

???


They really think we are idiots. That means that 75 million people were "screened" by making sure they were not sweating visible blood as they crossed the borders. This is not a screen. At best it is IR screening for body temperature and he treats it like it has some value and is bulletproof for preventing spread.
asshole.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (LWu6U)

455 Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (mk9aG)

I've put it to liberals in a more PC way: what would they say is the best-run non-white non-Asian country?

I think that that is a fair question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (gH2RJ)

456 Muslim law is like Christian law that there should not be public caterwauling during funerals. it was undignified pagan jahili Arab bullshit, the legal scholars say.

and Muslims still do it anyway because, damn it, still Arab. or Berber or Afghan or whatever

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (rGdcx)

457 Trump will restrict travel, followed by Bro-Fo and Donkey-Chompers screams that Trump is killing sick people.

Then the inevitable articles from the cucks;

"The Conservative Case for admitting Ebola carrying immigrants who will be free to move about the country in the hope they'll seek free treatment in America"


Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2019 04:15 PM


****

Yet another chance to draw a distinction about Dems...those who want to bring killer diseases into the country.
This is almost too easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (axyOa)

458 Honestly, these people won't be happy until we have a real life World War Z

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

459 450
You should slip another painting into the art thread again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (VyAV0)


With that group of gavones? No way!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)

460 458 Honestly, these people won't be happy until we have a real life World War Z
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

=========

How else are you going to meet Brad Pitt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (VyAV0)

461 You're still a nice guy. But, I studied studio art and am a painter by avocation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)

One of my own paintings is based on that concept. I had it posted here at aos when we had a moron art thread.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (zFzxj)

462 I thought it was the other way around...

I've been wrong about stuff before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

-----

Clearly my good man, you are not cut out for a life in politics. No politician has ever uttered the words "I could be wrong. . ."

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)

463 President Trump should call out these judges, these robed dictators are not supposed to be making up the rules, just follow them.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (BbGew)

464 I'm starting to feel bad that Ass Chum hasn't commented in a while.

Maybe we hurt his feelings.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

465 "Such restrictions force people to use informal and unmonitored border crossings...
"


Right, because that totally doesn't happen anyway.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (YiCkI)

466 Ace linked an article LET AFRICA SINK and he made a lot of good points and he's correct, Look at South Africa, Thank God they gave up their Nukes.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (TvRzA)

467 Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama's fault
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)


NYC,huh?

Ponders............
Posted by: Sooner at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Fs5vw)


all those tweets from Trump, 2014

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (vEIlU)

468 Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (U7k5w)
*******
Because Mental one IG report isn't out & Declass isn't either, Have you noticed that ?????????????

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (BqBId)

469 "It will also give vainglorious Pharisee David French the opportunity to holybrag for the ten thousandth time that he adopted a child from Africa and therefore should win all Twitter arguments forever."


Ace is simply the world's best writer. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

470 The Diplomad blogger had similar stories on his original blog. I don't know if they're archived at his 'new' blog.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (Dh1wo)

471
I think that that is a fair question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (gH2RJ)

I'd say Uruguay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (Ct55T)

472
I've heard the same Peace Corps stories. Americans or other Western NGOs build infrastructure using local labor and materials, teach them how and why to use it, simple improvement starts saving lives, Westerners leave, come back a year later, it's all gone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)

Look at what happened to most of Europe as the Romans left.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (p997d)

473 468: soon.....lolgf

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (U7k5w)

474 "I've put it to liberals in a more PC way: what would they say is the best-run non-white non-Asian country? I think that that is a fair question."

In ten years, it will be Sweden.

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (mk9aG)

475

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

476 Posted by: J.J. Sefton

White is when all of the colors are reflected back into your eyes. Black is when they are all absorbed.
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (T6t7i)

In practical Terms, White is the product of all the bandwidths of Light being combined. (which is why it can be refracted into a rainbow) Black is the absence of light, not a "color" of its own.

but if you do something like mixing cans of paint, then black will be the result - because in the mixture of compounds, there will be something present to absorb every wavelength.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

477 you know who else studied studio art and was a painter by avocation. . .

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (rGdcx)

478 NYC,huh?

Ponders............
Posted by: Sooner at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Fs5vw)


wall it in. Real life "Escape From New York."

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

479
"234 The thing that frightened me the most abut the last outbreak was the
refusal to quarantine the sick. Instead they were put on a plane and
flown to the US.

Protocols are in place for a reason with disease outbreaks."

======

Maybe if they were all forced to watch Alien. "Don't bring him in," said Ripley. But no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (M9ntN)

480 Our southern border should be defended using lethal force. The foreigners need to know to not even try to cross.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (eAZVt)

481 471


I think that that is a fair question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (gH2RJ)



I'd say Uruguay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (Ct55T)

It was a fair question. No need to attack his sexuality.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

482
White is when all of the colors are reflected back into your eyes. Black is when they are all absorbed.
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (T6t7i)


A black WHAT!?!?!?!

Posted by: J. Wylie Price at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

483 Impeachment vote soon?

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (MAstk)

484 ok, didn't mean to imply we should let folks from ebola countries fly into the U.S. The 2014 strain was extra hardy too, but still the 3rd world villages always get a huge group of infected folks because they have no concept of "don't touch the dead you might catch whatever killed them" Progs like to laugh at americans wanting everything to come in a sterile plastic wrapper but they are strangely silent when old superstitious behaviors like a last kiss goodbye with someone who just died while bleeding through their eyes turns what should have been a simply tragedy into a deadly pandemic.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (eASYU)

485 479 Maybe if they were all forced to watch Alien. "Don't bring him in," said Ripley. But no.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (M9ntN)

===========

Ash pre-breakdown is the New Left.

Ash post-breakdown is AOC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)

486
I'd say Uruguay.

I did it Myaguay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (aKsyK)

487 Nobody's truly white though.

Even gingers have some color.

Well, Skandis are white, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (O8WFE)

488 I've heard the same Peace Corps stories. Americans or other Western NGOs build infrastructure using local labor and materials, teach them how and why to use it, simple improvement starts saving lives, Westerners leave, come back a year later, it's all gone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)


When I lived in Europe I'd occasionally be asked what I was doing there.

I'd reply, "I'm here with the Peace Corps."

Americans stifled laughter, made all the funnier because the Europeans typically get the joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (gH2RJ)

489 483
Impeachment vote soon?

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (MAstk)

I think it's the vote to see if there will be a vote.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)

490 485 Ash post-breakdown is AOC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)


Lactating from the mouth. Appropriate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

491 did NOT get the joke

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (gH2RJ)

492 Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (U7k5w)
*******
Good Non Answer, Take your Meds & get back to me

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (BqBId)

493 I am confused about this whole Ass Chum thing.

Is it something chumming for Ass?

Is it chum made out of Ass?

Is it a friend/chum of Ass?

We must get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:17 PM (t6MX/)
........

something put on your ass to attract sharks?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

494 Are we going to have to call up Snake Pliskin again? Keep them in New York is a working title.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (G1gJe)

495 361 IIRC, the thinking is NOT that AIDS began with human / simian sex, but rather with people eating bush meat.
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)



Naa, not going there. Too easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

496 "but if you do something like mixing cans of paint, then black will be the result"

Subtractive vs. additive.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

497 483 Impeachment vote soon?
Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (MAstk)

Supposedly tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

498 . No need to attack his sexuality.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

Snort

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (Ct55T)

499
Look at what happened to most of Europe as the Romans left.
Posted by: Someguy

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Hmmm, hadn't thought of that. And the Europeans did eventually get it together, didn't they? A mere 1200 or so years later, but still.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (M9ntN)

500 472
I've heard the same Peace Corps stories. Americans or other Western NGOs build infrastructure using local labor and materials, teach them how and why to use it, simple improvement starts saving lives, Westerners leave, come back a year later, it's all gone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)

Look at what happened to most of Europe as the Romans left.
Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (p997d)

Not all cultures are equal or equally good.

I've heard persuasive arguments that ALL aid to Africa should be stopped for the African's sake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

501
Ace is simply the world's best writer. I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl

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"Holybrag," lol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (M9ntN)

502 In light, all colors together make white.

In pigment, all colors together make...it's kind of a weird purplish-brown IIRC?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)

503 There's plenty of Ebola in the world. It's just in the WRONG HANDS.

Posted by: Mayor deBlasio at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (COzlW)

504 Supposedly tomorrow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

Dang thought it was today.

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (MAstk)

505 Difficult to offend me. Ass Chum is just a sock I stole from an AoS comment about 2 months ago..Of all the comments I have made it is amusing that flowers for the bride attracted the most attention.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (Jj+59)

506 I like monkeys.

But I don't LIKE monkeys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo

Hmmm an I conflicted or am I just confused. Not quite sure

*decides to check ammo inventory instead

Posted by: Sock Monkey.... made from recycled material at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (BgJvJ)

507 What are the odds that the villagers have subsequently gone back to the goat skin approach? I'm covering all bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


The Brits invented using sheep intestines.
The Americans perfected removing it from the sheep first.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (Pr4ah)

508 In a sane world they would have lit that Ebola plane up with an AIM 9x or AIM 120.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

509 The Dark Ages were FUN!!!

Oh, the groping opportunities with no lights on!

Posted by: Gropin' Joe at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (O8WFE)

510 503 There's plenty of Ebola in the world. It's just in the WRONG HANDS.
Posted by: Mayor deBlasio at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (COzlW)


*Golf clap* and chuckle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

511 "Maybe if they were all forced to watch Alien. "Don't bring him in," said Ripley."

ALL OTHER CONSIDERATIONS SECONDARY. AMERICA EXPENDABLE.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (rGdcx)

512 I've heard the same Peace Corps stories. Americans or other Western NGOs build infrastructure using local labor and materials, teach them how and why to use it, simple improvement starts saving lives, Westerners leave, come back a year later, it's all gone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)

Look at what happened to most of Europe as the Romans left.
Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM (p997d)

A Civil Society, just like a Legal System, is only as durable as the police force which is ready and willing to enforce its rules. And an able police force depends on a competent government.

No government = no police = no civil society = men and women live lives that are nasty, brutish, and short.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

513 I don't know why we don't do what Hong Kong does - they have a thermal scanner checking all incoming passengers, with a nurse to pull aside anyone running a fever.

Imagine the screaming if we did that here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (I2/tG)

514 SCOOP: Rep. @IlhanMN tells @HelloLauraKelly she will travel to Israel, Palestinian territories "in a couple of weeks

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (BqBId)

515 57 Ebola. Natural reservoir is the fruit bat of all things.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:38 PM (

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Wow, that's a relief! Thank God We don't have any bats in the United States.

Actually they have not absolutely positively determined it's fruit bats for Ebola. Or if bats are the only reservoir species.

Posted by: rd at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (EK+Pw)

516 "Ebola is a nasty, deadly disease but it aint an
airborne virus like measles where one sneeze and then one unvaccinated
kid rubbing their eyes after touching the sneezed on surface 2 weeks
later equals infection"Posted by: paleRider

iirc, it is not as easy as some claimed, and would not spread here like in Africa ... BUT it could be a big problem and is so hard and expensive to contain, that we should fight it there, not bring it here.


AND we should establish the executive authority to stop the next evolution of Ebola or Black Plague or whatever, from Africa or Guatemala ... wherever. We need to make sure it is OK with Justice Roberts, to offend Ebola infected Africans, get the precedent established now. (and see how he feels about al Qaeda members coming, or Chinese spies ... can we keep anyone out, King Roberts?)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

517 Crap I've seen this movie before.

https://youtu.be/WPjtw1vIGrg

Posted by: Monty James at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (Zqz9o)

518 Impeachment vote soon?
Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM

Oh, just shut up and sit down.

Posted by: House Speaker Pelosi at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (COzlW)

519
I'd say Uruguay.

I did it Myaguay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 04:23 PM (aKsyK)


Oh look a Paraguay


Now we have a

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (TAmPV)

520 492: Go read some more of the bulbous paperboy's Sessions Horowitz worship and tell me when it actually happens. It's been soon....for 18 months, LOL

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (U7k5w)

521 511 "Maybe if they were all forced to watch Alien. "Don't bring him in," said Ripley."

ALL OTHER CONSIDERATIONS SECONDARY. AMERICA EXPENDABLE.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (rGdcx)

==========

I bought the UHD. It looks fantastic.

I still haven't actually sat down and watched it, though (the disc, not the movie which I've seen plenty).

UHD of Hannibal looked really good, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (VyAV0)

522 459 450
You should slip another painting into the art thread again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (VyAV0)


With that group of gavones? No way!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)

I'm not a gavone, I'm a pavane!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

523 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:19 PM (M9ntN)

Ever read Paul Theroux?

Former Peace Corps. He gets into this a lot in his book Dark Star Safari.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (O8WFE)

524 We'll probably have more comments than infected again this outbreak...

If we're lucky.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (FhXTo)

525 Want to stop ebola from coming into the US?


Start a department and put Howie Mandell in charge.





World's biggest germaphobe, in case you didn't get the joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

526 Breaking News: the snatch-less wins the snatch and clean gold twice!! What a jerk!!
see sock link

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Dh1wo)

527 Come to the Congo! We're not any less healthy than the Dominican Republic!

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

528 SCOOP: Rep. @IlhanMN tells @HelloLauraKelly she will travel to Israel, Palestinian territories "in a couple of weeks
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At taxpayer expense, of course.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (vg8iE)

529
Oh, just shut up and sit down.
Posted by: House Speaker Pelosi at July 17, 2019 04:26 PM (COz


Yeah

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (MAstk)

530 527 Come to the Congo! We're not any less healthy than the Dominican Republic!
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

==========

I'l watch the movie instead. Less painful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)

531 SCOOP: Rep. @IlhanMN tells @HelloLauraKelly she will travel to Israel, Palestinian territories "in a couple of weeks

Can we bar the door once she leaves?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (O8WFE)

532 I'd say Uruguay.

Per Wiki, Uruguay is 87.7% White, 4.6% Black, 2.4% Indigenous.

So ... no points. Uruguay is whiter than America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (gH2RJ)

533
Not all cultures are equal or equally good.

I've heard persuasive arguments that ALL aid to Africa should be stopped for the African's sake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (bcbK

I think a big problem is that they have republics instead of feudalism. All the aid fucks up the development of normal institutions and civilizing a region takes centuries.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (p997d)

534 522
I'm not a gavone, I'm a pavane!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)


I used to love it when the late great Bob Grant (nee Gigante) dispatched trolls with a mixture of yelling and Italo-American curses that confounded the FCC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)

535 BREAKING NEWS: The #Ebola outbreak in #DRC ...

I'm rooting for ebola. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Not George Costanza at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (IJ0K1)

536 Want to stop ebola from coming into the US?

Start a department and put Howie Mandell in charge.

World's biggest germaphobe, in case you didn't get the joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Trump is no slacker.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (Pr4ah)

537 527 Come to the Congo! We're not any less healthy than the Dominican Republic!

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (gmo/4)


WE'RE NOT DETROIT!

Posted by: Congo Travel Bureau at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (t6MX/)

538 "World's biggest germaphobe, in case you didn't get the joke"

IT WAS KIND OF OBSCURE TO ME, BUT I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD A LOT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (rGdcx)

539 526 Breaking News: the snatch-less wins the snatch and clean gold twice!! What a jerk!!
see sock link
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Dh1wo)

my main thought was that women's powerlifting is a stupid and pointless sport, so it might as well die this way as any.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

540 526 Breaking News: the snatch-less wins the snatch and clean gold twice!! What a jerk!!
see sock link
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Dh1wo)


I joked about that, too. And he came in second in the clean and jerk. Wut??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:29 PM (gH2RJ)

541 Isn't Trump required, by UN Resolution to allow all people suffering from Ebola immediate entrance into the United States as well as free healthy care, chain migration and Social Security benefits to all survivors?

Posted by: JB1000 at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (jSar8)

542 "Holybrag," lol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:25 PM (M9ntN)


I can't lie. I'm stealing it and I plan to use it on a daily basis.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (TdMsT)

543 I bought the UHD. It looks fantastic.

I still haven't actually sat down and watched it, though (the disc, not the movie which I've seen plenty).

UHD of Hannibal looked really good, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 04:27 PM (VyAV0)


I thought it was C.H.U.D.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

544 NOOD Jonah the Whale

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (O8WFE)

545
SCOOP: Rep. @IlhanMN tells @HelloLauraKelly she will travel to Israel, Palestinian territories "in a couple of weeks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT

======

Lots of Jew-hugging photo ops to prove she's not anti-Semitic. Vomit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (M9ntN)

546 I will not give dignification to this question of colonialists forcing us to dig racist wells on our own land.

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar D-Somalia at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (COzlW)

547 Men should be better at jerking, though women are better at cleaning.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)

548 Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

-----

Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

549 SCOOP: Rep. @IlhanMN tells @HelloLauraKelly she will travel to Israel, Palestinian territories "in a couple of weeks

Can we bar the door once she leaves?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 04:28 PM (O8WFE)


Investigate her immigration papers. See if she violated law.

Revoke her passport while she's out.

Case closed.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

550 "Ebola is a nasty, deadly disease but it aint an airborne virus like measles ..."

Who the hell really _knows_ that? How many human-based experiments were done to prove it? And even if true, what keeps it from suddenly mutating to a more communicable form?

How do the benefits of admitting sick people to the USA outweigh the risks? Is the USA suffering from a lack of Congolese in some way we haven't heard about?

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (mk9aG)

551 The Democratic Republic of the Congo has been a war-ravaged hellhole for decades now

The first thing they need to do is get rid of the "Democratic" from their name.

It's as though the word is cursed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (gH2RJ)

552 how long did it take the Slavs to figure civilisation out? 900s AD?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (rGdcx)

553 Isn't Trump required, by UN Resolution to allow all people suffering from Ebola immediate entrance into the United States as well as free healthy care, chain migration and Social Security benefits to all survivors?

I'm on it.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (I2/tG)

554 "restrictions force people to use informal and unmonitored border crossings, increasing the potential for the spread of disease."
Not if you shoot them.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (EYD5h)

555 I thought uhd was birth control

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (G1gJe)

556
It looks like this time it's not going to stop.

WHO, and the CDC here in the US, et al, have zero credibility. Their entire focus is on preventing public fear, even when fear is appropriate, so they lie.

'Screening' consists of infrared temperature measurements. Half of Ebola cases do not present fever. The idea that any effective screening exists is one of the lies told by these agencies.

There is a vaccine, and the outbreak could probably have been ended if Africa were not Africa. The natives are not going to stop eating bush meat, are not going stop calling Ebola a government lie, are not going to stop evading border checkpoints, are not going to stop ransacking quarantine centers and stealing the infected bedding.

Aesop over at Rancoteur Report has been on top
of this. Our capacity for isolation and treatment of Ebola cases is minuscule, and no better than it was when a handful of cases overwhelmed the system a couple of years ago.

All we really have is quarantine and a limited supply of vaccine.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2019 04:31 PM (dAGTu)

557 376

OT/

Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico drew an activist judge. William Orrick III. Born in San Fran, appointed by Obama, was the one who stopped the Planned Parenthood undercover videos from being released. Blocked Trump Admin's ability to withhold funding from Sanctuary Cities.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Xqo6t)


Completely coincidental this case drew this Obama judge.

Like going 6 for 6 on cattle futures trades, sometimes it just happens.

- Hillary Clinton

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

558 How do the benefits of admitting sick people to the USA outweigh the risks?

Um ... what exactly is the benefit of admitting sick people to the USA? I missed that part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (gH2RJ)

559 shut DOWN EVERYTHING!!

Posted by: President Madagascar at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (IC7R4)

560 557 376

OT/

Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico drew an activist judge. William Orrick III. Born in San Fran, appointed by Obama, was the one who stopped the Planned Parenthood undercover videos from being released. Blocked Trump Admin's ability to withhold funding from Sanctuary Cities.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Xqo6t)


Completely coincidental this case drew this Obama judge.

Like going 6 for 6 on cattle futures trades, sometimes it just happens.

- Hillary Clinton
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

*wiggles the corner of the 4th box lid*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (bcbK8)

561 Isn't Trump required, by UN Resolution to allow all people suffering from Ebola immediate entrance into the United States as well as free healthy care, chain migration and Social Security benefits to all survivors?
Posted by: JB1000 at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Women who rushed here to give birth to Zika babies at July 17, 2019 04:33 PM (COzlW)

562 'Screening' consists of infrared temperature measurements. Half of Ebola cases do not present fever. The idea that any effective screening exists is one of the lies told by these agencies.

Screening?

"You got Ebola?"
"Nope."
"Come on in!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:33 PM (gH2RJ)

563 by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 04:21 PM

Don't know how far back your talking but think they go back a ways, he links to old posts often.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 04:33 PM (BbGew)

564 550: Droplets from a cougher can do it

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 04:33 PM (U7k5w)

565 Isn't Trump required, by UN Resolution to allow all people suffering from Ebola immediate entrance into the United States as well as free healthy care, chain migration and Social Security benefits to all survivors?
Posted by: JB1000 at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM


Required? What are they going to do to enforce it? I'd put all of the Ebola patients into Turtle Bay. Win-win.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 04:34 PM (gH2RJ)

566
The mohammedans aren't much better than the Africans when it comes to anything invented later than the 17th century.

I remember reading some stuff from American military trainers who spent thousands of hours breaking the Iraqi habit of doing full mag dumps with their AKs from the hip. Swapped out their AKs for M4s. Meticulously showed them that they could absolutely DESTROY their enemies by actually using their sights and aiming. Got them to be pretty good on the range.

First time they go into combat after being trained up? Mag dumps that put 90% of their rounds in the air.

But it's not race, or genetics. I don't believe that for a second. It's CULTURE. These savages are taught to be savages from birth, and that's extremely difficult to change. Raise them from birth in a proper culture that reveres Western Civilization and you largely get good citizens (there's always some that go the savage route, regardless of education and culture).

Problem is, modern education is all about destroying that culture of Western Civilization, and has been for decades.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 04:35 PM (veoSD)

567 Does anybody have any links to any of the actual ten thousand David French Adopted-Kid holybrags? I wasn't aware he bragged about it.

I have read that he is personally hurt by the Alt-Right criticism of his family's adoption choice. I think it's one of the reasons he is a dug-in Never Trump: he blames the rise of Trump for the criticism.

If he hasn't actually made such holybrags, then Ace's joke is unfair.

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:36 PM (mk9aG)

568 Bad luck with the courts again. The groups suing the Admin to stop the new rules making Asylum not available to the crossing through Mexico drew an activist judge. William Orrick III. Born in San Fran, appointed by Obama, was the one who stopped the Planned Parenthood undercover videos from being released. Blocked Trump Admin's ability to withhold funding from Sanctuary Cities.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Xqo6t)


Completely coincidental this case drew this Obama judge.

Like going 6 for 6 on cattle futures trades, sometimes it just happens.

- Hillary Clinton
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)


Trump should just do it anyway and not tell anyone about it.

Posted by: Sooner at July 17, 2019 04:39 PM (Fs5vw)

569 So doesn't a Omaha steaks chicken fried steak sandwich sound good for lunch? On sourdough bread with lettuce tomato and onion? Where was i? Oh Ya...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 04:39 PM (G1gJe)

570 426 "The Democratic Republic of the Congo has been a war-ravaged hellhole for decades now, thanks to a long succession of murderous greedy dictators."

Umm, name me one black-run government, anywhere in the world, that is not seriously dysfunctional. The problem is, very very sad to say, their race is generally deficient in qualities which are needed for civil society to succeed.

Nobody is allowed to say that, but it is true, and it is tragic.
Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:16 PM (mk9aG)

---------

Well, there is Detroit and Baltimore, add in Birmingham AL.

Conversely, you cannot blame LA, SanFrancisco or Portland on black people.

Posted by: How about? at July 17, 2019 04:40 PM (EK+Pw)

571 Who the hell really _knows_ that? How many human-based experiments were done to prove it? And even if true, what keeps it from suddenly mutating to a more communicable form?


The risk with any emerging disease is that they mutate very quickly. We have seen several diseases become very infectious in recent years (like SARS) and it usually happens during an outbreak when the disease has a lot of new opportunities. We know that these viruses mix and match dna with other viruses during an infection. this is how they adapt and become something new. If this virus does that we are fucked.


So no. it is not as infectious as measles. Today. it would be prudent to keep it small and isolated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 17, 2019 04:44 PM (LWu6U)

572 In pigment, all colors together make...it's kind of a weird purplish-brown IIRC?

Posted by: Broseidon

"Mud" was the term we used to use

Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2019 04:44 PM (32YRo)

573 "Well, there is Detroit and Baltimore, add in Birmingham AL. Conversely, you cannot blame LA, SanFrancisco or Portland on black people."

If I could move to another city, I assure you that LA, SF and Portland would be WAAAY up higher on the list than Detroit or Baltimore or Birmingham.

As it is, I'm trapped in a Rust Belt sh!thole with a 20% black population, and the high violent crime rate that always comes with that.

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:46 PM (mk9aG)

574 The bad part about Ebola, its deadliness, is also an advantage in the sense that the outbreaks fizzle out before they can become a big problem. It kills its victims too fast. It sucks to be them and the other people in their immediate environments but it's not a worldwide doom scenario.

On the other hand, mankind is overdue for a catastrophic plague. If this thing mutates into an even more easily spread form, or one that's slightly less deadly at the outset, or takes longer to incubate, yikes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2019 04:48 PM (COzlW)

575 "So no. it is not as infectious as measles."

The example given was contact with a two-week-old measles sneeze. Find me the world's most knowledgeable ebola expert. I will ask him to lick a two-week-old ebola sneeze, and we'll see if he'll do it.

Posted by: gp the Racist at July 17, 2019 04:57 PM (mk9aG)

576 I can mutate.

Posted by: Ebola at July 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Y274z)

577
I can mutate.

Posted by: Ebola at July 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Y274z)

I can micturate. Pffft!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2019 05:40 PM (q1Pj5)

578 FWIW

My physician, head of infectious diseases at a world-class hosp, says that at the first sign that it is in your area,

1. Get the hell out of town and stay out of town till it burns out--that is, everyone infected is dead. Or

2. Do what it takes to stay in place for 6 months, with no police, fire dept, grocery, medical, electricity, etc.
Gasoline for the dead laying in the streets.
Firearms to keep out unprepared and possibly infected neighbors.

If he is scared, it is serious.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at July 17, 2019 08:53 PM (Vwb3R)

579 RE: Travel restrictions to combat ebola from the Congo
Of course, we learned last month that a steady stream of migrants are coming to the US from the Congo, many appear to have rolls of hundred dollar bills and have been told what to say and what not to say.

Posted by: rcat at July 17, 2019 10:55 PM (PWmMQ)

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