Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/17/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"With or without a report from an economist, anyone with a modicum of common sense should be able to recognize that banning the sale of America's most popular quit-smoking tool will inevitably lead to more cigarettes being smoked," Gregory Conley, president of the American Vaping Association, a nonprofit advocacy group.


Quote II

“Busch has the best fans out there who are always up for a little challenge, so we know they’ll be out in the forest finding our hidden ‘Schop.’ The chance to win beer for life also doesn’t hurt.” Daniel Blake


Quote III

"I mean, I'm not in support of middle class families paying more taxes for it. Part of it is going to be about Wall Street paying more. It's going to be about what we tax in terms of financial services. That's part of it. The other part is to ups understand this is about an investment that will reap a great return on the investment. We can't only look at this issue in terms of cost without thinking about benefit. The benefit to the American public will be that people will have access to health care that right now they cannot afford. And we are all paying a price for that." Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA)


Quote IV

As a Coalition of the Fringes, the only thing that holds together the Democrats is demonizing core Americans. Without ever increasingly whipping up hatred of whites, what is there to keep the Democrats’ collection of miscellaneous identity groups from turning on each other? Steve Sailer


Quote V

“They are entitled to their opinion. They are Americans. But I’m entitled to my opinion, and I just think they are left-wing cranks and they are the reason that there are directions on a shampoo bottle,” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)


Quote VI

"This disclosure will serve as a wake-up call to every community in the country. America should brace itself for the harsh reality of the scope of the opioid epidemic. Transparency will lead to accountability." Peter J. Mougey

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This story sounds outlandish, but......The generation that needs coloring books and pet petting therapy sessions Special snowflakes in the work place don't take criticism well.

Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Her Boss Corrects Her Spelling


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Previously we covered the story of the late Joseph D. Robertson. A US vet who was convicted of digging ponds on his property. A US Appeals court has vacated the conviction.

Taking a cue from the Supreme Court, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has vacated the conviction of U.S. Navy veteran Joseph D. Robertson who languished in prison for a year and a half for digging fire protection ponds near his home outside Basin, Montana, without federal permits.

Federal regulators claimed that Robertson interfered with a “navigable water” —a small ditch with a trickle of water—when he dug the ponds. The Environmental Protection Agency declared the ditch a federally protected waterway under the Clean Water Act and required a federal permit—even though his home is 40 miles from the Jefferson River, the nearest navigable waterway.

Robertson died March 18 at age 78. He used to operate a business that supplied water trucks to fire-fighting agencies. Robertson was also fined $130,000. In November 2018, he asked the Supreme Court to look at his conviction after it was upheld by the 9th Circuit.


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Hope for America? Gen Z band plays song "CNN Sucks".

A reporter covering President Donald Trump’s rally scheduled for later tonight caught a teen band playing a song titled “CNN Sucks” for the crowd lined up to see the president speak.

As Trump already assemble for tonight’s Greenville, North Carolina rally, a group of teens took it upon themselves to provide free entertainment for those waiting, playing an original song titled “CNN Sucks” for the crowd.


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No mention of alcohol or how much may have been involved. Sex to die for.

A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends.


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As soon as I read this headline I chuckled out loud. Journalist Goes to Ilhan Omar's Homeland to Prove How Great It Is -- Gets Killed by Terrorists

Before President Donald Trump suggested on Twitter Sunday that Rep. Ilhan Omar “go back” and “help fix” her native Somalia, Hodan Nalayeh was already in the country doing just that.

According to a Washington Post report published Saturday, the Somali-Canadian journalist had returned to the country of her birth to tell “uplifting” stories of how people lived there. However, her homecoming ended in tragedy.

By the time Trump unleashed his nativistic tirade against Omar, Nalayeh had been dead for two days.

I guess the Misanthropic side won.

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Jack of all trades. Master of none, Elon Musk.

Elon Musk unveiled new developments underway at Neuralink, the company developing brain-machine interface technology. The secretive project is developing the technology with the goal of implanting devices in paralyzed humans to allow them to control phones or computers.

Musk revealed new updates to the projects during a presentation streamed live from Neuralink’s website Tuesday night, The Verge reported. Neuralink’s new advances include the use of thin, flexible threads which will cause less damage to the brain and transmit a higher volume of data than the materials used in existing brain-machine interfaces. Considerably thinner than a human hair, the threads will be automatically embedded by a newly announced neurosurgical robot capable of inserting six threads per minute


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Ah, the good old State of Florida and Florida Man.

GILCHRIST COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man reportedly used scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife, according to law enforcement officials.

The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office arrested Alex Bonilla, 49, on Sunday. He is accused of breaking into the victim’s house, holding him at gunpoint and tying him up before mutilating him.

The unnamed victim was transported to a hospital Sunday and is in stable condition, the Sheriff’s Office said. Most noteworthy, he told deputies Bonilla fled the scene with his severed penis, according to the report.

Consequently, Bonilla was arrested a couple hours after. No additional evidence was found in a countywide search, the Sheriff’s Office said. Moreover, authorities did not specify whether the victim’s penis was recovered.


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The ONT looking out for you. The best and worst countries to travel to.


Believe it or not, Florida is not mentioned. (Insert sarc tag here)


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LOL GF'd

Gibson's Bakery awarded over $6.5 million in attorney's fees and expenses against Oberlin College.

Over and above what had already been awarded.


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Actor Kevin Spacey's indictments dismissed.

Prosecutors in Massachusetts have dropped a criminal case against Kevin Spacey.

Cape & Islands District Attorney Michael O’Keefe said in a court filing that he was filing ‘due to the unavailability of the complaining witness’. The 59-year-old American Beauty actor was accused of indecent assault and battery in connection with an allegation he groped a young man in a bar in July 2016. Spacey has always denied the allegations. However earlier in July the man, who was 18 at the time of the alleged assault, pleaded the fifth testifying about the incident.

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The car wash didn't do a good enough job. It had to be submersed. Genius Award Winner 1st-Runner up.

A driver from New Jersey ended up splashing down in the Hackensack River on Tuesday morning after mistakenly hitting the gas pedal instead of the brake as they left a car wash.

Surveillance video captured the moment the SUV pulled out of the wash in Hackensack before it suddenly accelerated, sending the vehicle and its occupants straight into the muddy water.

Although there is a fence around the perimeter of the wash, there is no barrier railing at the point where the car zoomed over the edge into the flowing waters.


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Coffee consumption and virtue signaling. What I learned from quitting coffee after 15 years of consumption.

I used to drink coffee on a daily basis since I was a teenager.
Every now and then I toyed with the idea of drinking less coffee, but I never made an attempt at giving it up. Tolerance develops quickly when you drink it regularly and I hadn’t felt the waking effect in a long time. I drank coffee for no particular reason other than having come to like its taste.
Two weeks ago I stopped cold turkey. Here’s the backstory, how I did it, and what I noticed since making the change.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


July 17, 1959 - Billie Holiday
Billie Holiday died in a New York City hospital from cirrhosis of the liver after years of alcohol abuse, aged 43, (while under arrest for heroin possession, with Police officers stationed at the door to her room.) In the final years of her life, she had been progressively swindled out of her earnings. The singer who had recorded classics such as 'God Bless the Child' and the civil rights anthem 'Strange Fruit' died with just $0.70 in the bank. via thisdayinmusic.com


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What happens when you drink 33 beers in one evening? You probably become The ONT's Genius Award Winner.


According to an arrest affidavit, that’s what Monahan told St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies he did after accusations he used foul language and tried to fight outside Body Talk Sports Bar on South U.S. 1.


Deputies about 11:40 p.m. July 8 went to the adult entertainment establishment after a report of a man passed out in the parking lot.


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Viet Nam vet, business man and cancer survivor. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Mobility is truly one of the wonders of life that so many of us take it for granted. This is a story about how an astonishing 580 people got their freedom back, thanks to a Connecticut businessman’s passion and determination.

It all started in Philip Pavone’s pawn shop in 2009, when he stumbled upon an opportunity to make a difference. There were some motorized wheelchairs hanging around the shop that still hadn’t sold and, in an attempt to clear space for new inventory, he placed an ad in his local paper, offering them for free.

Within two weeks, he received more than sixty letters in response to the ad.

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Comments

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1 Thank you!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 17, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

2 Hi

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:00 PM (md3fh)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 10:01 PM (wgV7k)

4 Grey!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2019 10:01 PM (tVQUs)

5 I confess I did not read all the post. Just most of it. Well, just the headline. Well, er, just looked at the picture of the Milky Way.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:01 PM (md3fh)

6 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 17, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

7
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2019 10:02 PM (KCxzN)

8 Hiya

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:02 PM (GNr7T)

9 Yo

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 10:02 PM (MAstk)

10 The grey looks so terribly grey...when they're grey...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 10:02 PM (wgV7k)

11 Yay! ONT!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (eI7gE)

12 Wow... 50 shades of teh gay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (3H9h1)

13 Top . . . something!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (ta49A)

14 The 12th Apostle.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (oFcdC)

15 Dang, these new threads fill up fast!

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (oFcdC)

16 Curses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

17 1 Thank you!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 17, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

18 Sigh. I wanted boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (pUDQf)

19 16 Curses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)


Foiled again!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

20 I missed all but the end of the speech, talking to an old friend whose sister in law was just sentenced to twenty years in prison for helping kill, dismember and burn her husband's body. Uck. Kids on both sides to fight over the estate, etc. My advice to him was, Not Your Monkey, Not Your Circus, and run like hell. He agreed and began to cut connections.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:04 PM (md3fh)

21 Geez MH.. way to kill the thread below. I was gonna flash by boobies at the 1000th comment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

22 Why am I here?

What do I have to say?

And when will I say it?

Stay tuned to this blog.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 10:05 PM (S6Pax)

23 21 Geez MH.. way to kill the thread below. I was gonna flash by boobies at the 1000th comment.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

I guess it sucks to be us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

24 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends


Nailed it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

25 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Y4EXg)

26 21 Geez MH.. way to kill the thread below. I was gonna flash by boobies at the 1000th comment.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:04 PM (dUJdY)


Who's to say I didn't?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

27 When I hear "opioid epidemic" it sounds just like the National Health giving you the Liverpool Protocol without even a fucking painkiller.

Eff that shit, let idiots od on fentanyl all day every day. No loss.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 17, 2019 10:06 PM (rJNq+)

28 Gee, I need to stock up on tinware -- running low.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2019 10:06 PM (oFcdC)

29 Who's to say I didn't?

LMAO!! Well shit, in that case...

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

30 I neglected to mention it earlier, but APOD is a must-see today.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190717.html

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

31 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends.

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Died both with, and as a result of, a bang.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

32 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends


Nailed it.




I'd hit it.

Posted by: The Sidewalk at July 17, 2019 10:07 PM (yQpMk)

33 Yay ONT. I heard there were boobs in the offing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 10:08 PM (UU59y)

34 I can't help but compare the "Broad Squad" with the "View." Same personalities, same race (sort of), same stupidity.


Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2019 10:08 PM (3H9h1)

35 So, the legacy of Kevin Spacey: still a creep who trolls for young rough-trade; still a slimeball who stayed in the closet all his life until the moment he could throw all his fellow gays under the bus;
... ...
... but not a criminal.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

36 Send in the clowns. Oh, wait....

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (md3fh)

37 29 Who's to say I didn't?

LMAO!! Well shit, in that case...
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)


Go ahead! Give the 'Ron's a treat!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

38 The benefit to the American public will be that people will have access to health care that right now they cannot afford. And we are all paying a price for that." Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA)

Wait. Didn't Obama fix that? Guess not.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

39 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends


Odd, no mention of Vodka. There had to be Vodka.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (pUDQf)

40 Wow. They were just talking about windswept seaside golf courses in the last thread and you delivered the photo up top. So romantic. Moonlight on the links course. Now I'll go back and read the content.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (jm1YL)

41 Ladies are showing boobs??

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (fiC74)

42 Oh my gosh = LOVE that top pic!

Thanks for tonight's ONT, MisHum!

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at July 17, 2019 10:10 PM (EHVbt)

43 Baby Sister Update: F*ck Cancer edition

Today is especially relevant to Joyce's friends and family:

"July 17, 2019 is Glioblastoma Awareness Day. We hope today will bring added awareness, building on the efforts of the GBM advocacy community and organizations like @NBTStweets who have dedicated so much time and energy to fighting this disease and supporting those affected by it."

Please pass the word.

Link: https://tinyurl.com/y5xmlwfq

Posted by: ibguy at July 17, 2019 10:10 PM (EHVbt)

44 When I hear "opioid epidemic" it sounds just like the National Health giving you the Liverpool Protocol without even a fucking painkiller.

Eff that shit, let idiots od on fentanyl all day every day. No loss.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365

The tragedy is that the "opioid" epidemic is all about cheap Mexican Brown heroin, sometimes cut with cheap and impure Fentanyl from China. What a surprise, that people in the drug cartels are unethical.

Are Oxycodone, etc gateway drugs to the "epidemic"? Probably not. Opening up the border in 2009 (Obama, anyone?) was likely more of a tell than anything else.

But, we can't criticize Obama, because he was wunnerful. And I will bet that a lot of unverified cartel money found its way into Obama's campaign. And cartel money is the only way I can explain the drug gang killings in Chicago, and how little has been done to stop it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 17, 2019 10:10 PM (S6Pax)

45 Thank goodness! ONT and our power come back at the same time!!

Posted by: Moki at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (mFoNl)

46 again on Spacey -

Alp Arslan: "What would you do if I was brought before you as a prisoner?"
Emperor Romanos: "Perhaps I'd kill you, or exhibit you in the streets of Constantinople."
Alp Arslan: "My punishment is far heavier. I forgive you, and set you free."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

47 Died doing what she loved

Posted by: angst hill at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (B+t5k)

48 Wait. Didn't Obama fix that? Guess not.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)


Well, Trump destroyed it, so there you go.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (GNr7T)

49 Trigger Warnings. ISWYDT, MisHum.


Stellar ONT, BTW. Luv the top pic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (HaL55)

50 Did someone say B( . )( . )BS?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

51 A gentleman would have rotated about so as to cushion the fall, and save the life of his lover...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (wgV7k)

52 So this is going to be a boobs ONT? OK.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (md3fh)

53 Proud sponsor of micro, macro and big ass aggressions.

Feeling a little clogged up? I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Pico at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (uL22A)

54 >50 Did someone say B( . )( . )BS?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)



Jewells just flashed me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (UU59y)

55 >>A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends


She was a 1.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (ABjxW)

56 18
Sigh. I wanted boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well, duh...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (J3GN6)

57 No mention of alcohol or how much may have been involved


Simple Rule: If it happened in Russia, Alcohol was involved. Always.

You know those Mammoths they find in the permafrost? They were drunk off their asses and passed out in the snow. Died from it and got buried. True Story.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (jp0Bv)

58 I got caught in a bad storm this afternoon on my way home from work today. I've never seen anything like the wall of water coming down, and I'm old.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (GNr7T)

59
Long lost collaboration between the BeeGees and Deep Purple

You Should Be Smoking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLNjVvJAiCw

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (LkGkk)

60 I saw that story about the millennial writer the other day and passed it around to my friends and family. Reactions ranged from cringing to "laugh so I won't cry."

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (Vgw1E)

61 Coffee link not working, MisHum

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (pUDQf)

62 I like boob's, don't you?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (G1gJe)

63 It's climate change. Before the Age of Aquarius it never rained, not even ever. Now it won't stop. We need to spend a trillion dollars a day until it stops.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (md3fh)

64 Like the picture. Looks like the western edge of Arizona after The Big One and California has sunk into the Aleutian Trench.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (OIRTs)

65 Are you giving up coffee, MisHum?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (GNr7T)

66 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (w0xwb)

67 I like the wheelchair story. When Mrs. E's father passed away he left 2 motorized wheelchairs and a handicap van behind. The chairs went to PATH (people attempting to help) and the van went to missionaries in Guatemala. blessings all around.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (UUkQp)

68 45 Thank goodness! ONT and our power come back at the same time!!
Posted by: Moki at July 17, 2019 10:11 PM (mFoNl)


Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

69 That last thread needed an index AND a "search" box. Damn.

willowed:

T's best line 2nite was, "Biden gets 150 people at his rally? That's our first row." Nicely done. Congrats to the new campaign gag writer. Money well spent!

AOC & "hotness":

I don't care whether she looks like Trigglypuff or the young Brigitte Bardot. Just. Don't. Care. But... since the subject came up, she looks anorexic now. Her legs look like twigs. I think she must've been on the "Celine Dion Quick Weight Loss Diet" for a few months.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (Cssks)

70 62 I like boob's, don't you?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (G1gJe)


Are you talking about the Jihad Squad?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (GNr7T)

71 65 Are you giving up coffee, MisHum?
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (GNr7T)


Hell No.

The guy who wrote that story is a pussy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

72 Heh, I remember Kennedy saying that last night on Tucker's show.

I LOLed.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 10:16 PM (S7WbR)

73 Heh.

Donk bullet-head on Laura Ingrahm just called Trump racist for saying "go back to where you came from", then explained his german grandfather head it until the day he died... then told Trump to go back to New York.

Neither Laura nor Bongino caught it and called him out, "You hypocritical idiot racist, you just told Trump to go back where he came from!"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2019 10:16 PM (1g7ch)

74 62 I like boob's, don't you?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (G1gJe


Well..... I like mine. Mostly because I have a husband who likes them even more than I do.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2019 10:16 PM (myjNJ)

75 So how lucky am I to be leaving California at the right time? No earthquake for me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:16 PM (G1gJe)

76 Dobrii becher horde.

I was in Palo Alto today and I may have had my first glimpse of the sun in many days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (EZebt)

77 A gentleman would have rotated about so as to cushion the fall, and save the life of his lover...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (wgV7k)
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nope: the extra penetration when his back suddenly stopped would have made his erection pierce the back of the vagina and she would have bled out.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (w0xwb)

78 I got caught in a bad storm this afternoon on my way home from work today. I've never seen anything like the wall of water coming down, and I'm old.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (GNr7T)


I was working outside and it started to mist, by the time I got to the house (100yards away) it was raining like crazy and the power was out. I did get to watch a spectacular lighting storm from an upstairs window.
Then after the storm ended, I was going to drive Conor to the park for a walk and found a tree blocking my driveway.
By the time I had installed a freshly sharpened chain on the chain saw, and cleared the driveway, it was too late for a walk.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

79 from last thread:

948 Its possible that golfers are closet riflemen. When my son worked at a
golf course he HATED mowing anywhere near the driving range. He got hit
so often there was no way it was accidental.

Down here, you don't want to be the guy that gets stuck driving the little ball-picker-upper-cart-thingy because as soon as you're spotted, everybody on the driving range would aim at you. Hardly anybody could hit it, but it was fun trying to nail a moving target.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

Did you ever see this commercial?

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ActH/booking-com-driving-range

"COME ON GARY!!!!!" LOL

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (V2Yro)

80 I can't quote the Oberlin College thingy, but I can hum

Poor Poor Pitiful Me

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (Z4rgH)

81 "Dude... what if we tried turning off the reactor's safety protocols, and did a partial shutdown of everything in the middle of the night? What's the worst that could happen"

Posted by: some russians, april 1986 at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

82 62 I like boob's, don't you?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (G1gJe)

I've got a set. They fill out a sweater real well.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 10:18 PM (GNr7T)

83 Can one keep an erection while in freefall? Let's see if NASA knows.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:18 PM (md3fh)

84 61 Coffee link not working, MisHum
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:13 PM (pUDQf)


Hopefully, it's working now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

85 ''That last thread needed an index AND a "search" box. Damn.

willowed:

T's best line 2nite was, "Biden gets 150 people at his rally? That's our first row." Nicely done. Congrats to the new campaign gag writer. Money well spent! ''

I'm sure the 'rons noticed there were some vey nice looking ladies in the crowd behind the president. I sure noticed the nice looking gentlemen.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 10:19 PM (jm1YL)

86 I believe this is the part of the news cycle in which David French writes an article about how people who perpetrate immigration fraud are far better Americans than those who decry them.

Posted by: dohn_joe at July 17, 2019 10:19 PM (U2DIR)

87 You ettes surpassed my boob's expectations

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:19 PM (G1gJe)

88 The Squad The Squad?? Let's call them what they really are: The Squat. Because that's what they do -- Squat down to piss on the flag, piss on the Constitution and piss on the American people.

Posted by: outside Adjitator at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NvFiZ)

89 A gentleman would have rotated about so as to cushion the fall, and save the life of his lover...

I don't think there are any gentlemen in Russia. It's a rough place with little thought of others from what I've heard. Typical Godless society where Christians are persecuted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)

90 I don't watch it but I've been reading about the reality show , The Bachelorette . Seems the Bachelorette banged one of the bachelor contestants multiple times during the show. Why would the remaining bachelors even continue on . Are they all cucks? I wouldn't want sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

91 We need to spend a trillion dollars a day to my think tank until it stops.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:14 PM (md3fh)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

92 Billie Holiday. Beautiful soul.

A particularly racist FBI guy, Harry Anslinger, decided to target and destroy her and succeeded.

https://politi.co/2XVjec0

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (fuK7c)

93 Mis Hum, a Thank you from someone that rarely get to an ONT but loves perusing it at 0;dark thirty in the morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (76BPT)

94 "The other part is to ups understand this is about an investment that will reap a great return on the investment."

***

What the ever loving fu*k is she talking about? Always beware when some politician begins using words like investment.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (axyOa)

95 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4lwk5ta

https://tinyurl.com/yxtg7qbx

https://tinyurl.com/y2bk7q9e

https://tinyurl.com/y48j2gjl

https://tinyurl.com/yygfrnjk

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2019 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

96 Did you ever see this commercial?

Oh yeah, TS. That's teh truf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:22 PM (HaL55)

97 Uh, I forgot I had a think tank. Thanks for the reminder. Please send tomorrow's contribution in small bills, one treeeelion dollars. *puts little finger in corner of mouth*

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (md3fh)

98 Beautiful photos of the Milky Way, like the one at the top of the post, always "get me." So incredibly beautiful. Thank you, MH.

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (B5K06)

99 Kamala comes off sounding really dumb.

I am telling you for a fact she is not dumb. Dangerous, yes. Not dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (EZebt)

100 What the ever loving fu*k is she talking about? Always beware when some politician begins using words like investment.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (axyOa)


Once you realize that your investment "advisor" always skims a quite modest management fee off the top, it all becomes clear!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)

101 Evenin', Horde!

My wife noticed a small sinkhole in the yard yesterday. Came to find out we have a cistern buried in the yard (one of our gutters drains directly into the ground - always wondered where the water went).

Somehow or another, the lid came loose a bit (under about a foot of dirt). So will have to dig it up and get it back together.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Zbbka)

102
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2019 10:21 PM (76BPT)

Thanks for stopping by.
Really appreciate that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

103 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yycg35h3

https://tinyurl.com/yy3scq8b

https://tinyurl.com/y4jxxqqe

https://tinyurl.com/y67lp9d8

https://tinyurl.com/y5lu5gmm

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

104 Busch Gardens (recently sold off by rapacious Belgians) has done a lot of important conservation work, particularly in Africa, so that story is pretty routine for Anheuser-Busch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (5aX2M)

105 COME ON GARY!!!!!" LOL
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (V2Yro)

ROTFL!!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (RTWw4)

106 Make more room for illegals. Deport all natural born citizens along with their privelidgesesnous.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (RuIsu)

107 20 I missed all but the end of the speech, talking to an old friend whose sister in law was just sentenced to twenty years in prison for helping kill, dismember and burn her husband's body. Uck. Kids on both sides to fight over the estate, etc. My advice to him was, Not Your Monkey, Not Your Circus, and run like hell. He agreed and began to cut connections.
Posted by: Ruthless


Geez, Mom murdered Dad and burned up his dismembered body, and they're fighting over the estate? Lovely.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

108 99 Kamala comes off sounding really dumb.

I am telling you for a fact she is not dumb. Dangerous, yes. Not dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (EZebt)


I think she will be the Dem's nominee.

She marks all the "hip" boxes.

Broad
Colored
Left wing bat shit crazy
Dirty
Ruthless

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

109 Drinking coffee for 15 years? What a lightweight!

Posted by: ruralbob at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (JmrPi)

110 90 I don't watch it but I've been reading about the reality show , The Bachelorette . Seems the Bachelorette banged one of the bachelor contestants multiple times during the show. Why would the remaining bachelors even continue on . Are they all cucks? I wouldn't want sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

Do you remember Bowfinger? Bowfinger (Steve Martin) who's been sleeping with Daisy (Heather Graham) starts to get upset when he finds out that she's started having sex with Eddie Murphy to advance her career. Just when he's about to get all bent out of shape, she says "well this doesn't mean anything will change with us" and Bowfinger stops and says "oh... really? Oh... well, ok then."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (V2Yro)

111 Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (B5K06)

I have only very rarely been in locations where light pollution was not a real problem with viewing the night sky, but photos like this make me feel I need to get the hell out of civilization far more often!

Thanks MisHum

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)

112 98 Beautiful photos of the Milky Way, like the one at the top of the post, always "get me." So incredibly beautiful. Thank you, MH.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2019 10:23 PM (B5K06)

--I think about the loveless fascination . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (S7WbR)

113 Kamel-toe is NOT Ruthless. I am Ruthless.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (md3fh)

114 Once you realize that your investment "advisor" always skims a quite modest management fee off the top, it all becomes clear!

Last time I heard (which was about 10 years ago), only around 65 cents of a tax dollar makes its way back down to us deplorables. I can guess that figure has gone up in the time since.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (HaL55)

115 Previously we covered the story of the late Joseph D. Robertson. A US vet who was convicted of digging ponds on his property.

===

White privilege.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:27 PM (EZebt)

116 Sorry, potty break. Where were we?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

117 ''Do you remember Bowfinger? Bowfinger (Steve Martin) who's been sleeping with Daisy (Heather Graham) starts to get upset when he finds out that she's started having sex with Eddie Murphy to advance her career. Just when he's about to get all bent out of shape, she says "well this doesn't mean anything will change with us" and Bowfinger stops and says "oh... really? Oh... well, ok then."''

That was a cute movie.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (jm1YL)

118 I was told that every dollar that goes to the Gummint comes back to us several times over. But then, I was also told there would be no math, so....

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (md3fh)

119 Geez, Mom murdered Dad and burned up his dismembered body, and they're fighting over the estate? Lovely.

She sounds nice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

120 Thanks MisHum
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)

You're welcome Commissar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

121 109 Drinking coffee for 15 years? What a lightweight!
Posted by: ruralbob at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (JmrPi)


But he's only 16!

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (MAstk)

122 Dogbert gives some great investment advice, too.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:29 PM (md3fh)

123 Kamala is this year's Hillary Clinton, yes.
But I think she might be Clinton 2008. (Or Romney 2008...)
She's made many enemies. Lots of other Democrats are out there ready and willing to call bullshit on her.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

124 Politicians who've never made a stock trade or run a business in their entire lifetime like to hold forth about "investing in our {whatever]," because it sounds better than tax and spend.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Cssks)

125
I was told that every dollar that goes to the Gummint comes back to us
several times over. But then, I was also told there would be no math,
so....


That right there is your Voodoo Economics. I'd just luuuv to see how that gets proven...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

126 think about the loveless fascination . . .

Nice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

127 Economics is like religion. If you do not believe, it all goes away.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (md3fh)

128 109 Drinking coffee for 15 years? What a lightweight!
Posted by: ruralbob at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (JmrPi)


But he's only 16!
Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 10:28 PM (MAstk)

-------------------------

14, actually. His mom drank coffee during pregnancy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Zbbka)

129 So Sen. Harris' idea is since government caused healthcare to be expensive, what we need is more government involvement?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

130 Crap. I meant that 65 cents number has gone down since then. And the gubmint's take/overhead has gone up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)

131 Do you remember Bowfinger? Bowfinger (Steve
Martin) who's been sleeping with Daisy (Heather Graham) starts to get
upset when he finds out that she's started having sex with Eddie Murphy
to advance her career. Just when he's about to get all bent out of
shape, she says "well this doesn't mean anything will change with us"
and Bowfinger stops and says "oh... really? Oh... well, ok then."

Posted by: Tom Servo

Supposedly, Daisy was based on Anne Heshe. (sp)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (J3GN6)

132 So I'm watching the news, a story about a guy who had his penis cut off. And never found.make jokes as you will.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (G1gJe)

133 Heshe. (sp)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (J3GN6)

Heche (IIRC)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

134 I love Sen John Kennedy.. he has some of the best quotes ever!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)

135 "122 Dogbert gives some great investment advice, too.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:29 PM (md3fh)"



"Actually, I was hoping for direct deposit."

Just the punchline, amirite ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (pbg54)

136
90 I don't watch it but I've been reading about the reality show , The Bachelorette . Seems the Bachelorette banged one of the bachelor contestants multiple times during the show. Why would the remaining bachelors even continue on . Are they all cucks? I wouldn't want sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

========

There was a show on hulu called UnReal about the behind the scenes goings on of, basically, The Bachelor. Show is insane and insanely funny and cynical. It made me watch as much of an episode of The Bachelor as I could manage. The Bachelor denies UnReal is anything like itself. Uh huh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (1t2pU)

137 I was looking around for my penis just the other day. Wonder where it went? Oh, wait, here it is, right here in my pants.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (md3fh)

138 Economics is like religion. If you do not believe, it all goes away.

I, too, agree that economics is like religion. If you do not believe, the Reconciliation is coming anyway.

Posted by: Gozer at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

139 willowed- I just had to get this out there

I know way too many women who are hotter than them, to put them in that category.

Yes, but we're talking politicians. Best we have going is Krysten Sinema, Tulsi Gabbard, and the sweet, sweet memory of Saracuda.

Kristi Noem, FTW

Posted by: free tibet at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (LNyYK)

140 Politicians who've never made a stock trade or run a business in their entire lifetime like to hold forth about "investing in our {whatever]," because it sounds better than tax and spend.

Exactly. Whenever I hear any of them say "investing" I take it to me mean I'm gonna be taxed to death.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (dUJdY)

141 Crap. I meant that 65 cents number has gone down since then. And the gubmint's take/overhead has gone up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)


Come on, you cannot expect TOP.MEN to work for peanuts, like you mere peasants should!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

142 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (V2Yro)

They are competing to ultimately engaged and married. Not to just to hook up. It's already degrading enough to allow yourself to be compared and evaluated against other guys by one chick but to have her bang another guy while she's doing that is time to turn in your man card.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:34 PM (2DOZq)

143 We can tax them 100 percent, and we can tax them 110 percent, but 120 percent is right out.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:34 PM (md3fh)

144 Tonight I learned on Twitter that the #NeverTrump brigade is all in favor of not deporting people who have committed immigration fraud #IlhanOmar #JoeWalsh #Allahpundit #BenShapiro #ConservingConservatism #RuleOfLaw

Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro
Vile. Omar is awful. She is a radical anti-Semite with terrible views. She is also an American citizen and chanting for her deportation based on her exercise of the First Amendment is disgusting

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 17, 2019 10:35 PM (jY1B4)

145 Just saw "ex Machina" for the first time recently.

Was that movie about Elon Musk?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2019 10:35 PM (1g7ch)

146 "Quitting" coffee while continuing to take caffeine is entirely unimpressive. Quit the caffeine cold turkey, and I will be impressed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:35 PM (EZebt)

147 AOC & "hotness":

I don't care whether she looks like Trigglypuff or the young Brigitte Bardot. Just. Don't. Care. But... since the subject came up, she looks anorexic now. Her legs look like twigs. I think she must've been on the "Celine Dion Quick Weight Loss Diet" for a few months.

Posted by: mnw


Which is what our betters in the news media and entertainment industry like about her. They worship thinness. People in those industries are probably the most shallow in the world.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

148 I love Sen John Kennedy.. he has some of the best quotes ever!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)


This Kennedy guy needs to hire me as a consultant!

Posted by: Karl Rover at July 17, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

149 I think she will be the Dem's nominee.

She marks all the "hip" boxes.

Broad
Colored
Left wing bat shit crazy
Dirty
Ruthless
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

I still think the lack of serious candidates is a sign that the internal polls are really one sided. Trump may be winning all 57 states in their models. So you will get the "best" of the unprepared, the nobodies and the over the hill gang.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2019 10:36 PM (jp0Bv)

150 Bowfinger is brilliant by the way.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

151 I think she will be the Dem's nominee.

She marks all the "hip" boxes. "

I'm stealing a line someone else originated here a couple days ago, it's just too good to let it go.

Lizzie Warren is gonna be the Prez nominee.
Kamela Harris is gonna be the VP.

The ticket will be named the Squaw-Skank Redemption.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

152 Oh, wait, here it is, right here in my pants.
Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (md3fh)


It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2019 10:36 PM (t+qrx)

153 Well, I saw somewhere else that POTUS pointed out a baby wearing a Q shirt tonight.

Yes, entirely possible he was pointing at the baby because, baby.

On the other hand, "Trump air Q" in the utube search box has yielded some interesting video in the past.

Maybe still does.

WWG1WGA

Bedtime.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at July 17, 2019 10:37 PM (27q/y)

154 "... they are the reason there are direction s on a shampoo bottle."

kennedy of louisiana

that is just so good. i really like kennedy. in some ways he's a throwback to those crusty senators with an earthy, very articulate wit.

2. that hemingway quote from last night was memorable. thanks.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 17, 2019 10:37 PM (Pg+x7)

155 Squaw-Skank Redemption! Stole that one.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:37 PM (md3fh)

156 Minor quibble, but worth noting - Anslinger was an FBN guy. (Arguably the FBN guy, as he founded the agency in 1930) The Federal Bureau of Narcotics, which transitioned to the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs, is the lineal ancestor of the current DEA.

And Anslinger was indeed racist and vicious, not to mention willing to engage in some blatantly illegal operations with a number of other government entities. Hoover and his FBI hated the FBN and Anslinger with a white-hot fury, not simply because they threatened Hoover's strangle-hold on most of federal law enforcement, but also because (one of their few virtues) the FBN was the first federal entity to recognize and challenge the Mafia, at a time when Hoover's official stance was that there was no such animal as organized crime in the United States.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 17, 2019 10:37 PM (lJMCC)

157 Supposedly, Daisy was based on Anne Heshe. (sp)

Heche.

There are a number of women in showbiz who make themselves so toxic that a number of books and songs were written about them.

Courtney Love inspired most of them: Foo Fighters' I Don't Owe You Anything, NIN's Starfuckers Inc., Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl. Rielle Hunter made a few cameos in Bret Eaton Ellis' work - even BEFORE she shagged Jonathan Edwards.

Posted by: Gozer at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

158 116 Sorry, potty break. Where were we?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

You were flashing the fun bags.

Posted by: clutch at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Z3oWA)

159 I saw Sloppy Seconds open for Meat Puppets at the Bottom Line in '84

Posted by: Dusky Bull at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (4uXqI)

160 /soc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

161 Posted by: mnw


I've said before that I think she is intentionally trying to copy RGB's look.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)

162 I like Billie Holiday, but I'm not one of those who hangs his head in shame, weeps and rends garments every time "Strange Fruit" is played. That's what we're expected to do these days.

I listen to a lot of 21st Century jazz, and I have to grit my teeth every time a band does their own Trayvon tribute. They all have one now.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (mk9aG)

163 "Actually, I was hoping for direct deposit."

Just the punchline, amirite ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

----

Once you make a deposit, you lose interest.


Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Y4EXg)

164 John Kennedy died from an assholes bullet when I was in kindergarten, or did he?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (G1gJe)

165 142 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:26 PM (V2Yro)

They are competing to ultimately engaged and married. Not to just to hook up."

You don't really believe that, do you? It's a TV show.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

166 You don't need to go back, Ben Shapiro; you just need to go away.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

167 ''Bowfinger is brilliant by the way.''

Still remember the filming on the expressway scene and the send up of Scientology.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 10:40 PM (jm1YL)

168 What is up with Drudge Report these days?

Posted by: Guy Gadbois at July 17, 2019 10:40 PM (fwL4y)

169 164 John Kennedy died from an assholes bullet when I was in kindergarten, or did he?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (G1gJe)

I heard that he survived and they parked him in a nursing home in Nacogdoches. They died his skin black, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:41 PM (V2Yro)

170 With a name like Drudge Report it has to be great!

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:41 PM (md3fh)

171 https://tinyurl.com/y5xmlwfq

Joyce z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:41 PM (EZebt)

172 168 What is up with Drudge Report these days?
Posted by: Guy Gadbois at July 17, 2019 10:40 PM (fwL4y)


My personal opinion?

Whomever is running Drudge is a never Trumper.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

173 "Without ever increasingly whipping up hatred of whites, what is there to keep the Democrats' collection of miscellaneous identity groups from turning on each other?"

Steve Sailer is a guy you morons should be reading. Kudos for posting!

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 10:41 PM (mk9aG)

174 166 You don't need to go back, Ben Shapiro; you just need to go away.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)


I wish I thought someone could explain any reason whatsoever for me to lose waste a minute of my precious time listening to (or reading) Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL)

175 John Kennedy was reborn as AOC. The tits were added.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:42 PM (md3fh)

176 >>>153 Well, I saw somewhere else that POTUS pointed out a baby wearing a Q shirt tonight.

Yes, entirely possible he was pointing at the baby because, baby.

On the other hand, "Trump air Q" in the utube search box has yielded some interesting video in the past.

Maybe still does.

WWG1WGA

Bedtime.

Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at July 17, 2019 10:37 PM (27q/y)

______________________

As a trained hypnotist, I have noticed there is a lot of rhetoric & behavioral psychology built into the Q postings to allow them to explain different things after the fact but not predicting anything before it has happened.

SO I'm not a Q believer - I think Q is a brilliant hoax and simultaneously while being a hoax Q is FAR more accurate than the MSM.

If you had to choose one of the two to get all your news from - go with Q.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 17, 2019 10:42 PM (pYTEu)

177 Donk bullet-head on Laura Ingrahm just called Trump racist for saying "go back to where you came from", then explained his german grandfather head it until the day he died... then told Trump to go back to New York.

So it's not racist. German is about as white as you can get. I know because I'm German on both sides. Xenophobic maybe, but not racist. These people need to get their victimhood terminology straight.

It's like some dummy actor calling Bill Maher racist for saying things about Muslims being terrorists.
Even an actor should be able to see the difference between a religion and a race.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

178 They are competing to ultimately engaged and married. Not to just to hook up."

You don't really believe that, do you? It's a TV show.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (V2Yr

If none of them ever had gotten engaged or married that may be a point.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (2DOZq)

179 Come on, you cannot expect TOP.MEN to work for peanuts, like you mere peasants should!

I'm getting a bit soured on the idea that CEO's today should be making brazillians of dollars every year for a company they didn't start. Especially when they're the ones that keep pushing for open borders and lower wages. Disney, I'ma looking at you. *does that finger/eye back-and-forth thingy*


Why don't they want their employees to do well? After all, they certainly are. Are they really that greedy and assholish? Hell, even Henry Ford realized that his employees should be able to make enough money to afford his product. Of course, that was then. Self-interest is one thing, greed is quite another.


Then there's that thingy about pricing yourself out of the market. They seem to be pushing the envelope of that concept until it's thinner than the skin off a gnat's ass stretched over a rainbarrel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)

180 "I mean, I'm not in support of middle class families paying more taxes
for it. Part of it is going to be about Wall Street paying more. It's
going to be about what we tax in terms of financial services. That's
part of it. The other part is to ups understand this is about an
investment that will reap a great return on the investment. We can't
only look at this issue in terms of cost without thinking about benefit.
The benefit to the American public will be that people will have access
to health care that right now they cannot afford. And we are all paying
a price for that"
*****
Did she suffer a head injury? None that makes any sense. I bet her brain dead followers just ate that shit up though.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (h1jJh)

181 Trigger warnings??
I guess I didn't see the warnings.. My Ortho doc just diagnosed me with trigger finger! And I don't even shoot!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (438dO)

182 130 Crap. I meant that 65 cents number has gone down since then. And the gubmint's take/overhead has gone up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)

I think the Gov takes 100% now and borrows two bits from the Chinese to spend.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 17, 2019 10:44 PM (RTWw4)

183 Joseph D. Robertson, oh my Sweet Lord, you are a martyr to freedom. I can't stand even thinking about the evil of the Bureaucracy and how it crushed you.

Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2019 10:44 PM (qlTN9)

184 Did she suffer a head injury? None that makes any sense. I bet her brain dead followers just ate that shit up though.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (h1jJh)


My investments are already taxed to death. Who does this idiot think will ultimately pay the increased taxes? THE SMALL INVESTOR.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

185 I am sorta caught up with AoSHQ right now. I have a question...

Was that the real Zaklog The Great a couple threads back? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the trolls have been socking prolific regulars, and Zaklog in his youtube thingies looks kinda Jewish, so they might naturally pick him as a sock.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Clxcy)

186 Two bits four bits six bits a dollar. Remember that phrase?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (G1gJe)

187 Good evening.

So even though that woman in the Russian sex story died, she can at least say she finished first.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (1Yy3c)

188
Boy, howdy! Representative Toaster Cozy is a real charmer, isn't she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (5seeI)

189 "banning the sale of America's most popular quit-smoking tool will inevitably lead to more cigarettes being smoked"

And more cigarette taxes being collected....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Zbbka)

190 As for the coffee story...I'm calling bullshit. Caffeine is addictive and you'd suffer withdrawal symptoms. I get bad headaches if I go a day without coffee. Fucking tea isn't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

191 Was that the real Zaklog The Great a couple threads back? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the trolls have been socking prolific regulars, and Zaklog in his youtube thingies looks kinda Jewish, so they might naturally pick him as a sock.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Clxcy)

I have no idea. I tried to write a couple serious answers to whoever it was, because they were serious questions that deserved to be addressed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (V2Yro)

192
And more cigarette taxes being collected....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Zbbka)


For chirrun's vaccines! Oh, irony of ironies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (5seeI)

193 As for the coffee story...I'm calling bullshit. Caffeine is addictive and you'd suffer withdrawal symptoms. I get bad headaches if I go a day without coffee. Fucking tea isn't gonna cut it.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

--------------------------

I had headaches for a couple days just from giving up Pepsi.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:50 PM (Zbbka)

194 As RR said, if it moves tax it, if it stops moving subsidize it. And, he probably did not add, always take something off the top for the deserving poor, i.e. Demoncrats.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:50 PM (md3fh)

195 Kamel-toe is NOT Ruthless. I am Ruthless.

Ruthless in the house!
nice to see you!

Posted by: free tibet at July 17, 2019 10:50 PM (LNyYK)

196 If you had to choose one of the two to get all your news from - go with Q.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 17, 2019 10:42 PM (pYTEu)


Works for me!

Posted by: Zombie Nostradamus at July 17, 2019 10:50 PM (BiNEL)

197 Journalist Goes to Ilhan Omar's Homeland to Prove How Great It Is - Gets Killed by Terrorists

-
Well, that's shitholes for ya.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)

198 190 As for the coffee story...I'm calling bullshit. Caffeine is addictive and you'd suffer withdrawal symptoms. I get bad headaches if I go a day without coffee. Fucking tea isn't gonna cut it.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

For most people, probably. I apparently had so much over the years that I'm immune to it. I like to have some in the morning, but I don't notice any differences if I forget. But then I've always been a morning person anyways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

199 Did she suffer a head injury? None that makes any sense. I bet her brain dead followers just ate that shit up though.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2019 10:43 PM (h1jJh)

--------

Wow. That was definitely... "special." I expect it's congenital, since she doesn't have a big divot in her skull. Or a piece of re-bar poking out of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (5aX2M)

200 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

===

Nailed it.

/no pun

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (EZebt)

201 One thing I will say in favor of Drudge Report is that he links stories about other things besides politics.

A few months ago a Russian airliner caught fire on landing. I had Bad Blue as my home page and I looked all over to find it. 100% of their links were politics, politics, and nothing but politics.

I switched over to Drudge and there was a photo and a link that took me 0.02 seconds to find.

Sometimes I like to read stories that are not about politics.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

202 I understand there's going to be a good chance the Supreme Court will be Ruthless at some point in the near future.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:52 PM (GDooN)

203 As an aside on the coffee thing, I drink coffee because then I take a big raging bowel emptying dump.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (1Yy3c)

204
Just saw "ex Machina" for the first time recently.



Was that movie about Elon Musk?


What a twist ending, huh. I liked that movie a lot. I suppose it could be about any FANG titan these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

205 I understand there's going to be a good chance the Supreme Court will be Ruthless at some point in the near future.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:52 PM (GDooN)

------------------------------

Bader late than never!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (Zbbka)

206
Gibson's Bakery awarded over $6.5 million in attorney's fees and expenses against Oberlin College.

Ignorant racist plutocrats persecute poor, courageous scholars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (Wx/+I)

207 Joseph D. Robertson, oh my Sweet Lord, you are a martyr to freedom. I can't stand even thinking about the evil of the Bureaucracy and how it crushed you.

Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2019 10:44 PM (qlTN9)


Dammit, don't you people understand that those little paper boats can float on the tiniest of streams!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (BiNEL)

208 What is up with Drudge Report these days?

-
Too much acid?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 10:54 PM (+y/Ru)

209 > Two bits four bits six bits a dollar. Remember that phrase?

Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind.Look on the scoreboard and see who's behind.

Did you have that one?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:54 PM (GDooN)

210 How are you're investments being taxed to death? In the tax "cuts" we lost the financial advisor and cpa deductions, but the investments themselves weren't taxed more. Or am I missing something? The wife handles that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

211 "tried to write a couple serious answers to whoever it was, because they were serious questions that deserved to be addressed"

I did too, but then I got bored of the monomania.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

212 I understand there's going to be a good chance the Supreme Court will be Ruthless at some point in the near future.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
...............
wish casting...
If she had not fallen and broken her ribs, they would have never found the lung cancer..
which tells me she's one lucky old bat..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (438dO)

213 Ignorant racist plutocrats of #WhitePrivilege persecute poor, courageous scholars of miscellaneous color (SOMC).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2019 10:53 PM (Wx/+I)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

214
Home, dogs exercised, fed and put up. Every bone in my body hurts. And it's only Wednesday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (Wx/+I)

215 I expected the plaintiffs' attorney fees to be a lot more than $6 million in the Oberlin case. Kind of disappointing, but may help protect the damages awards on appeal, maybe.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (Cssks)

216 But then I've always been a morning person anyways.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

What kind of freak are you?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (1Yy3c)

217
I did too, but then I got bored of the monomania.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

yeah, that's what new threads are for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:57 PM (V2Yro)

218 which tells me she's one lucky old bat..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 10:56 PM (438dO)


Do you seriously believe that she is still a live, but old, bat?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 10:57 PM (BiNEL)

219 My girlfriend would make rapinoe beg to be an American

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:57 PM (G1gJe)

220 168 What is up with Drudge Report these days?
Posted by: Guy Gadbois at July 17, 2019 10:40 PM

I've been complaining about the anti-Trump direction Drudge has been taking for the past year.

I am glad others are starting to notice.

I thought Drudge was a big pro-Life guy but no mention of this story:

Trump abortion rule deals 'devastating blow' to Planned Parenthood, group says https://tinyurl.com/y5xpae9q

Shows the fix is in over at Drudge. Something really stinks over in Drudge land these days.

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 17, 2019 10:57 PM (jY1B4)

221 Journalist Goes to Ilhan Omar's Homeland to Prove How Great It Is - Gets Killed by Terrorists

Reminds me of O'Brien, visiting Haiti to prove it wasn't a shithole. And he took pictures!

O'Brien went to the resort in Haiti which bans black people. So, of course, his pictures weren't EXACTLY representative of the population.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:57 PM (ykYG2)

222 186
Two bits four bits six bits a dollar. Remember that phrase?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (G1gJe)


All for __________ stand up and holler!

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (iTfiy)

223 Speaking as Ruthless, I will not be the Supreme Court. If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve (unless paid large amounts of moolah of course).

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (md3fh)

224 Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind.Look on the scoreboard and see who's behind.

Did you have that one?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

We had "WooooHoooo, heap big smoke! But no Fire!"They don't do that one anymore.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (J3GN6)

225 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends


Nailed it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

How does one have sex over a balcony? Hovering in the air somehow? In which case, a nine-storey fall would not matter, because, hovering. Or did he have her bent over the balcony railing, and that gave way, because shitty Soviet construction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (abNpZ)

226 Dear Kamala,

You can't tax businesses, only individuals. Taxes on businesses just pass through to individuals who actually pay them. Plus government spending is not an investment, period.

Posted by: geoffb at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (zOpu5)

227 For most people, probably. I apparently had so much over the years that I'm immune to it. I like to have some in the morning, but I don't notice any differences if I forget. But then I've always been a morning person anyways.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

I agree, I just quit drinking coffee one day, no withdrawal, I am also one of those people that could drink a pot a coffee and go to bed.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

228
I love John Kennedy, our Kennedy. First Kennedy I like.

Referring to some fecal matter Pelosi vomited out of her mouth hole, he said, "Mocking bird mouth, billy-goat brain."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (f1Vqw)

229
What kind of freak are you?

Posted by: Robert


Me? One constitutionally unable to sleep past 0500.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (Wx/+I)

230 "I bet her brain dead followers just ate that shit up though."

They believe Cuba has a $5 cancer cure, but Cuba keeps it secret so no capitalist can profit from it.

They believe there is no such thing as scarcity, and any that exists is caused by a conspiracy of greed.

They believe that any speech that "offends" any minority is violence, and should be outlawed.

They believe not only that all internal combustion engines can be eliminated in ten years, they also believe that would be a good thing.

They believe that the things Traditional Americans like (peaceful neighborhoods, punctuality, responsibility, studiousness, patriotism, etc.) are evil tools of systematic oppression of PoCs.

They believe there are Americans who want to bring back chattel slavery.

They believe that the USA is not a nation, should not defend its borders, and is rightfully possessed by all people on Earth.

They revile law enforcement, border enforcement, prisons, all of the means of preserving order.

They think the reason 2 million black men are in prison is solely racism.

They despise every religion except the one most inimical to freedom.

They relish perversion, and hire drag queens and sodomites to entertain and teach your kids.

Gosh, that 2020 election decision sure is hard, huh?

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:00 PM (mk9aG)

231 My investments are already taxed to death. Who does
this idiot think will ultimately pay the increased taxes? THE SMALL
INVESTOR.

Posted by: Ladyl
.............
your investments are not taxed at all.. not sure wtf you are talking about.
You will be taxed on sales of investments ONLY once you start selling them.
IF they are part of a 401(k) they are not taxed at all even if you sell and buy other investments.
ROTH IRA's are Post-Tax investments and will not be taxed..
So.. What the heck are you talking about?
You are only "taxed to death" if you are dabbling in the market with non-pension funds... and then, only if you have gains!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 11:00 PM (438dO)

232 RBG has to be on life support. They don't just cut out a cancerous lung then say, OK, all good, no need for chemo or radiation. No way she can live until the next election, or perhaps until last month if truth be known.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:00 PM (md3fh)

233 For some reason I doubt that a man could survive a nine story fall even if his partner was Trigglypuff.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

234 I am also one of those people that could drink a pot a coffee and go to bed.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

I'm surrounded by mutie freaks.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 11:01 PM (1Yy3c)

235 I was looking around for my penis just the other day. Wonder where it went? Oh, wait, here it is, right here in my pants.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (md3fh)


Perfect opportunity missed for a 'Jerry Nadler' sock.

Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:01 PM (Y8PSl)

236 Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro
Vile. Omar is awful. She is a radical anti-Semite with terrible views. She is also an American citizen and chanting for her deportation based on her exercise of the First Amendment is disgusting

"based on her exercise of the first amendment"

Oh wow thanks for dispelling that terrible sentiment that happens to NOT be anyone's position, you turd.

Ben Shapiro is forever straw-manning the conservative position and being either fair or kind to liberals, to show the world how even-handed he is. If he came out of the closet as a liberal, then he could concern-troll his own. What a relief that would be. The fans of Shapiro are so masochistic they should be dressed in black leather.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2019 11:01 PM (LxTcq)

237 Two bits four bits six bits a dollar. Remember that phrase?



Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (G1gJe)


All for __________ stand up and holler!


We had a cheerleader get pregnant by one of the football players.


In Junior High School. Compared to some of what I see going on in skoolz these days, that seems so normal.

Ahh, the innocence of youth. How I miss it...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:02 PM (HaL55)

238 I thought the purpose of a cup of coffee in the morning was as a poop catalyst .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

239 RBG sold her soul to DBG or something like that

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:03 PM (G1gJe)

240 No spoilers, but . . . Yellowstone tonight . . . damn.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:03 PM (S7WbR)

241 I was looking around for my penis just the other day. Wonder where it went? Oh, wait, here it is, right here in my pants.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (md3fh)

Perfect opportunity missed for a 'Jerry Nadler' sock.
Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:01 PM (Y8PSl)

I was looking for my mangina just the other day...

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 17, 2019 11:03 PM (1Yy3c)

242 So coffeke is kind of a biological plumber's friend? I did not know that.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:03 PM (md3fh)

243 When I hear "opioid epidemic" it sounds just like the National Health giving you the Liverpool Protocol without even a fucking painkiller.

Eff that shit, let idiots od on fentanyl all day every day. No loss.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 17, 2019 10:06 PM (rJNq+)

Canadian gooberment is quacking about this, too. Sounds like they are all getting their marching orders from Agenda 21, doesn't it?

If you croak because you voluntarily crank some high-potency drugs into your veins, well, tough titty. Sucks to be you. I will cut a little slack for persons who became addicted by virtue of over-prescribing by lazy physicians, but not too much, because one should be able to recognize that one is addicted, and seek help for it.

And for people who truly are in great pain, and really need opioids, they should have as much as they need. That's why we have the damned stuff, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:04 PM (abNpZ)

244 What kind of freak are you?

Posted by: Robert

Me? One constitutionally unable to sleep past 0500.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (Wx/+I)

I can usually stay in bed til 6:00 am, but I can't ever go to bed before midnight.

Part of it, I think, is the genes of 50 generations who worked the land. If the suns shining, you need to be out there doing something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

245 233 For some reason I doubt that a man could survive a nine story fall even if his partner was Trigglypuff.

..

Ya sounds like bs.

Then he got up and went back inside?

Mkkaaayyyy

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 11:04 PM (MAstk)

246 I agree, I just quit drinking coffee one day, no withdrawal, I am also one of those people that could drink a pot a coffee and go to bed.

I have that problem with so-called "energy drinks", particularly those with Taurine which acts as a nervous system depressant - shortly after consuming a Monster beverage (aka 'liquid crack') or some other facsimile, I have this strong urge to fall asleep.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:04 PM (lD3vL)

247 If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UU59y)

248 So coffeke is kind of a biological plumber's friend? I did not know that.


Posted by: Ruthless

...............
Iced tea for me..
Or.. ten minutes wandering around in a bookstore.. It's like taking a pooch for a walk!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (438dO)

249 "David, David, he's our man, If he can't do it nobody can."

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (iTfiy)

250 they are the reason that there are directions on a shampoo bottle...
--------------

Yeah, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (/dN1M)

251 I thought the purpose of a cup of coffee in the morning was as a poop catalyst .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

A bowl of All Bran and a cup or two of coffee and BAM! Shittin' up a storm.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (1Yy3c)

252 I once fell off of a nine story building, but that was in a previous life.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (md3fh)

253 One of the amazing things about the rally in Greenville is that Thom Tillis showed up and the President and the Vice-President both gave him shout-outs. Burr's name was never mentioned.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (Pqytn)

254
If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Muad'dib
............
I think the bounce would probably still kill you..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 17, 2019 11:06 PM (438dO)

255 I happened to find this page on Etsy by pure happenstance.

https://tinyurl.com/y2w7laa7

I'm thinking the ace of spades leggings might be a good buy.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2019 11:06 PM (jm1YL)

256 How is Tlaid a "woman of color"?

She's pastier than I am, just like Nieto and AMLO.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:07 PM (S7WbR)

257 Oh, and one other thing, while I think of it. The Al-Squada four, two of them, Donkey Chompers and Ratshit Taliban, are white, by any reasonable use of the term.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:07 PM (abNpZ)

258 Oh hey Hadrian, I've been looking for you.

You objected to piscatrixes and suggest piscatrices? Is that real Latin?

I don't even know if Piscator is Latin, I just know it's a word Isaak Walton used.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 11:07 PM (fuK7c)

259 If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UU59y)

Ha

Megan McCain for a back up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

260 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony. It is believed he survived after she cushioned his fall at the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia. According to witnesses the man staggered back into the building and went upstairs to join his friends.

friends: "did you screw her brains out?"

dude: "literally."

friends: "..."

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:08 PM (P1f+c)

261 240 No spoilers, but . . . Yellowstone tonight . . . damn.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:03 PM (S7WbR)


You mean it finally blew? I guess we in the Midwest and the East will find out soon enough.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

262 193 As for the coffee story...I'm calling bullshit. Caffeine is addictive and you'd suffer withdrawal symptoms. I get bad headaches if I go a day without coffee. Fucking tea isn't gonna cut it.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

--------------------------

I had headaches for a couple days just from giving up Pepsi.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Yup. I stupidly scheduled one of my cataract surgeries for 2 in the afternoon. I spent the couple of weeks leading up to it weaning myself off my morning coffee. My doctor suggested that I make the lowered intake of coffee permanent. Nope. I'm right back to a pot a day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

263 If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UU59y)

Lol, but if she was down there first, it'd only be a two or three story fall for you.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (Rz2Nc)

264 210 How are you're investments being taxed to death? In the tax "cuts" we lost the financial advisor and cpa deductions, but the investments themselves weren't taxed more. Or am I missing something? The wife handles that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

Taxes on dividends and interest went up a number of years ago. Not sure if it was under Obama or Bush. I had to pay a state income tax penalty this year because taxes are not withheld on these.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

265 I happened to find this page on Etsy by pure happenstance.

https://tinyurl.com/y2w7laa7

I'm thinking the ace of spades leggings might be a good buy.
Posted by: Tuna

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I would be all kinds of weirded out if the party I was at had a bunch of dudes with AoS leather chokers.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)

266 And for people who truly are in great pain, and really need opioids, they should have as much as they need. That's why we have the damned stuff, after all.

80% of all opiates are consumed by Americans who represent 5% of the global population.

If you include Canada and Europe that number increases to 95%.

What is it about white people that we can't get by without being drugged up on opiates?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

267 So it pays to do it missionary style, man on top. If you are a man, that is. And if you plan to fall off of a balcony. If you are a woman, not so great. I learn so much here.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (md3fh)

268 You mean it finally blew? I guess we in the Midwest and the East will find out soon enough.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

--If *that* happens, I'm not pausing to comment here.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (S7WbR)

269 How is Tlaid a "woman of color"?



She's pastier than I am, just like Nieto and AMLO.


Paste is a color. Just axe Ol' Slow Joe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (HaL55)

270 My Jr highschool girlfriend turned out so hot. Man was I wrong on that one.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (G1gJe)

271 A gentleman would have rotated about so as to cushion the fall, and save the life of his lover...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 10:12 PM (wgV7k)

Quite possibly they were tumbling uncontrollably, and just happened to land jelly-side down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (abNpZ)

272 226 Dear Kamala,

You can't tax businesses, only individuals. Taxes on businesses just pass through to individuals who actually pay them.

Posted by: geoffb at July 17, 2019 10:58 PM (zOpu5)


You and I know that, but the average voter? No way.

And that's why when the tax on gasoline is increased, it's typically applied at the pump, not on the suppliers. If a ten cent per gallon tax was applied and paid by the supplier, even the dumbest voter would figure out that taxes on companies are passed on to the consumer. Can't have that! So raising a tax requires factoring-in psychology as well as economics.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2019 11:11 PM (AMIL/)

273 I've handled a lot of auto claims where very drunk people were likely alive because they were drunk. Something about the body being in a 'relaxed' state where the sudden deceleration doesn't effect them as it would a sober person. That's my working theory.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:11 PM (2DOZq)

274 "let idiots od on fentanyl all day every day."

I did fentanyl AND propofol at the same time. It was wonderful, even with a six-foot colonoscope up my ass. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

If I'm ever in intractable, debilitating pain, I want my doctor to be able to prescribe for me whatever it takes to ease my discomfort, so f*ck all the opiate-bashers who have popped up in the last five years. The "epidemic" isn't Purdue's fault, any more than Sandy Hook is Bushmaster's fault.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)

275 What is it about white people that we can't get by without being drugged up on opiates?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

--Because people of pallor are on average more prone to obey the law, and weed is still illegal in many locales run by Whitey.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:12 PM (S7WbR)

276 Maybe the 9-story fall was onto a 4-story pile of foam rubber cushions?

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 11:12 PM (Cssks)

277 > Ben Shapiro is forever straw-manning the conservative position and being
either fair or kind to liberals, to show the world how even-handed he
is.
The problem with people like Shapiro is that they still think this is some kind of fucking high school debate, when it is, in fact, a war.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 11:12 PM (GDooN)

278 I like the wheelchair story. When Mrs. E's father passed away he left 2 motorized wheelchairs and a handicap van behind. The chairs went to PATH (people attempting to help) and the van went to missionaries in Guatemala. blessings all around.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2019 10:15 PM (UUkQp)

Good on you folks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:12 PM (abNpZ)

279 >>245 Then he got up and went back inside? Mkkaaayyyy

Well no, then he had to escape a bear that broke his spine and kept him in a cave for a month as a lunchable. Life in Russia man!

Posted by: bananaDream at July 17, 2019 11:13 PM (l6b3d)

280 Donald J Trump is a force of nature. Any Dem candidate that watches his rally can only hope and wish wistfully they had anything in the universe to counter him. They don't.
He just came out of their mouth tonight.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 17, 2019 11:13 PM (bttOm)

281 A woman died after being crushed under her partner when they fell nine storeys while having sex over a balcony.

-----

Dr to woman at her previous yearly checkup -

"So, are you sexually active?"

You have no idea!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)

282 I would think if you're doing it over a balcony railing, doggie style would be the way to go.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 17, 2019 11:14 PM (JgA4k)

283 By some reckoning, white is not a color, it is the lack of color. But, according to physics, white light is a mix of every visible wavelength, and thus every color. Are we Whiteys no color or all colors? It's a kind of Shrodinger's cat thing. Open the box to find the answer.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:14 PM (md3fh)

284 Clan of the cave Bear?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:14 PM (G1gJe)

285
Speaking of gasoline, push water as I referred to it once to Miley's great bemirthment, I was reminded of it's rather high coefficient of volume expansion.

I had filled the little pushmower up, slap full. We ran it just a little bit around it, then parked it, on an incline,with the tank filler neck down.

After a few minutes, it was dripping gas out of the vent on the gas cap.

Gasoline expands about 4.5x as much as water does.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)

286 >282 I would think if you're doing it over a balcony railing, doggie style would be the way to go.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers eve



Can confirm.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:15 PM (UU59y)

287 No spoilers, but . . . Yellowstone tonight . . . damn.


Oh shit, it's Wednesday. I guess I'm not long for this thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 11:15 PM (fuK7c)

288 Environmentalists in Portland are not happy.

The last three summers in Portland have been rather hot, which is of course proof-positive of global warming.

Side note: even if you believe the massaged official temperature numbers, current temps are about 2 degrees F over the baseline. It's amazing how much climate catastrophe the enviros claim is already occurring from that two degree rise.

There were a couple of days over 90 in May in Portland, which got the enviros all excited. Since then, very mild temperatures. It has rarely hit 80 - the high today in Portland was 75.

The Union of Concerned Scientists just came out with an ill-timed "report" claiming that Oregon would soon have a climate that strongly resembles the Central Valley of California in summer, but it is difficult for that report to gain traction, given that nobody in Portland is bothering to turn on their air conditioner at the moment.

Online, the Portland climate warriors are consoling each other that August is sure to be a furnace, to make up for the cool June and July. They are not happy campers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

289 Quite possibly they were tumbling uncontrollably, and just happened to land jelly-side down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:10 PM (abNpZ

We're not going to stand for this slander!

Posted by: KY Jelly at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (1Yy3c)

290 Drudge page is still serviceable as a link-list.

As for Matt himself? Howard Hughes or generic Bond villain. Don't care.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (RuIsu)

291 I don't think there are any gentlemen in Russia. It's a rough place with little thought of others from what I've heard. Typical Godless society where Christians are persecuted.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)

Actually, I think the Russian Orthodox Church has been making a big comeback, with the approval of Vladimir Putin, too. It's all part of Russian nationalism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (abNpZ)

292 --If *that* happens, I'm not pausing to comment here.
Posted by: logprof
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*!*

Now, now..is that the comradely spirit we expect here?

No, no!

That's not who we are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (ZMWtN)

293 Can confirm.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:15 PM (UU59y)


Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (BiNEL)

294 >>271 Quite possibly they were tumbling uncontrollably, and just happened to land jelly-side down.

Eagle don't have any problem with this exact scenario. The wings might help though.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 17, 2019 11:16 PM (l6b3d)

295 247 If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UU59y)

That would be like landing on the Pillsbury Dough Girl.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (JgA4k)

296 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 11:08 PM (+lVUW)


Good luck!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

297 Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG

If you could sit at my desk for six months you would likely change your mind. By the way, most of these synthetic opioids were created for end stage cancer pain , not for a back sprain.

For the most part , cancer patients are still given anything they need.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

298 What is it about white people that we can't get by without being drugged up on opiates?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

The so-called "opioid epidemic" is total bullshit. A significant majority of the opioid deaths are from illegal drugs, but the media doesn't want you to know that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (wYseH)

299 What is up with Drudge Report these days?
Posted by: Guy Gadbois at July 17, 2019 10:40 PM

Maybe there was a quiet sale to Salem Communications. Salem Communications is the Shit Midas of political blog owners. (See: Tepid Air)

Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

300 295 247 If I were looking for someone to break my fall from 9 stories up, I'm thinking Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:05 PM (UU59y)

That would be like landing on the Pillsbury Dough Girl.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (JgA4k)

Could bounce all the way back up to the ninth floor that way.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

301 Oh shit, it's Wednesday. I guess I'm not long for this thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 11:15 PM (fuK7c)

--Don't know your sked, but it'll re-air at 11:30 (Mountain Time), and should be on-demand in 24 hrs.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:18 PM (S7WbR)

302 I hunger.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at July 17, 2019 11:18 PM (S7WbR)

303 House Dems grumble to CNN: We're frustrated that the Squad keeps making trouble for us

-
I'm a crocodile and these are my tears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 11:18 PM (+y/Ru)

304 Taxes on dividends and interest went up a number of years ago. Not sure if it was under Obama or Bush. I had to pay a state income tax penalty this year because taxes are not withheld on these.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

I'm just guessing here, but it sounds like you're CPA screwed up? Generally they'll pay the penalty, and then write the IRS and explain the mistake. About two years later you get the penalty refunded and hand that over to the accounting firm that paid the penalty.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)

305 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (wYseH)

It's not just measured based on deaths. There is a problem.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

306 Drudge can suck my white fucking ass.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (G1gJe)

307 I remember reading an article a few years ago about a honeymooning couple in a South American country, maybe Brazil but I don't know.

They were playfully bouncing around on the bed when the wife inadvertently bounced out the open window. I don't know how many stories up they were but it was enough.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

308 Prosecutors in Massachusetts have dropped a criminal case against Kevin Spacey.

___

If raping boys is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Posted by: Prosecutors in Massachusetts at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (WdocV)

309 Actually, I think the Russian Orthodox Church has been making a big
comeback, with the approval of Vladimir Putin, too. It's all part of
Russian nationalism.


That's surprising news. And good, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (HaL55)

310 Stefani :
the leaves are changing colour for us
youtube.com/watch?v=0S7Qu5HMiCA

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (ykYG2)

311 For the most part , cancer patients are still given anything they need.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (2DOZq)


Technically true, but (back in the day) I had a hell of a time jumping through the hoops for Mrs H when she needed her serious meds.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:20 PM (BiNEL)

312 They were playfully bouncing around on the bed when the wife
inadvertently bounced out the open window. I don't know how many
stories up they were but it was enough.
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Dude, that's not a funny story. That bed was not build for a man of normal girth. Well, normal modern American girth.

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 17, 2019 11:20 PM (WdocV)

313 Greetings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2019 11:20 PM (l9m7l)

314 How is Tlaid a "woman of color"? Her parents were Palestinian refugees I think. That puts her on the intersectional Keno board. (Oh please don't jump all over me for writing "Palestine.") But the only one of the four who can "go back to their own country," strictly speaking, is Omar, and that is exactly what she should do.

One of em told Pelosi today something like "Please bear in mind you are speaking to Women of Color." Oh man, I wish they would try that woke-self-censor-demanding bullsh!t on me, on camera. I'd rip them to shreds. It would tip the scales of f*cking history, what I would say to them.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:20 PM (mk9aG)

315 311 For the most part , cancer patients are still given anything they need.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (2DOZq)


---

For the most part, yeah.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (RU4sa)

316 -Don't know your sked, but it'll re-air at 11:30 (Mountain Time), and should be on-demand in 24 hrs.


Thanks logprof. I have it on the record it whenever it comes on setting, so I'm out of here.

Good bye cruel thread. I will stop by later to see if Hadrian responded to my Latin thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (fuK7c)

317
Actually, I think the Russian Orthodox Church has been making a big
comeback,

***

Wait, a church that doesn't embrace homosexuality and open borders is...doing well and growing?


I'm shocked!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

318 Online, the Portland climate warriors are consoling each other that August is sure to be a furnace, to make up for the cool June and July. They are not happy campers.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Locally, the media were breathlessly predicting, a week ahead of time, that the temperature on May Day might set an all-time record, 90 deg.

Well, it didn't. But it had the salubrious consequence of bringing to light when that dire temperature had occurred...123 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (w54mS)

319 The so-called "opioid epidemic" is total bullshit. A significant
majority of the opioid deaths are from illegal drugs, but the media
doesn't want you to know that.


Progda wants everybody dumb and stupid so they can control what they think. Right, Mika?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)

320 It's not just measured based on deaths. There is a problem.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

The deaths caused by legal opioids are not increasing appreciably. It's the illegal stuff that is causing the problem, but the neo-Puritans don't want you to know that.

As for "addiction?" Define it, quantify it, then maybe we can talk, but it is a feel-good term that is way overused.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (wYseH)

321 That Russki chick went out with a bang!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (+y/Ru)

322 The Union of Concerned Scientists

Dealt with them in Boulder County. Some of the worst liars and grifters here, and that is saying a lot. They had the actual cheek to bring up Chernobyl with me, someone who was a physics A-level in Britain soon after that shit happened.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (ykYG2)

323 257 Oh, and one other thing, while I think of it. The Al-Squada four, two of them, Donkey Chompers and Ratshit Taliban, are white, by any reasonable use of the term.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Remember when George Zimmerman was referred to by the media as a "white Hispanic"? He was the only one I've ever heard referred to as "white Hispanic".

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

324 How is Tlaid a "woman of color"? Her parents were Palestinian refugees I think.

***


Arabs, aka "Palestinians" are Caucasian... not "of color"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (WdocV)

325 Kamala Harris is an idiot.

Posted by: Girth Magillicuddy at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (FTPVM)

326
Wait, a church that doesn't embrace homosexuality and open borders is...doing well and growing?


I'm shocked!
Posted by: 18-1
------------

See: Anglican Church in America, and, Presbyterian Church of America.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (w54mS)

327 The so-called "opioid epidemic" is total bullshit. A significant majority of the opioid deaths are from illegal drugs, but the media doesn't want you to know that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:17 PM (wYseH)


CBD, I believe you are correct, but how does one get any accurate data on this to permit a rational discussion?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

328 Calling Kamel-toe an idiot is an insult to idiots.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:24 PM (md3fh)

329 Vile. Omar is awful. She is a radical anti-Semite with terrible views. She is also an American citizen and chanting for her deportation based on her exercise of the First Amendment is disgusting
Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 17, 2019 10:35 PM (jY1B4)

Omar needs to be deported from Planet Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:24 PM (abNpZ)

330 Kamala Harris is an idiot.
Posted by: Girth Magillicuddy
---------

Shampoo bottle reader.

And foul mouthed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:24 PM (w54mS)

331 "If you could sit at my desk for six months you would likely change your mind." Please tell me more.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:24 PM (mk9aG)

332 309 Actually, I think the Russian Orthodox Church has been making a big
comeback, with the approval of Vladimir Putin, too. It's all part of
Russian nationalism.

That's surprising news. And good, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (HaL55)


They have Orthodox priests bless rockets before launch.

https://time.com/3759467/rocket-blessing-soyuz/

It's Time magazine, but I've seen lots of photos like this in recent years. It's a regular thing now.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

333 And speaking of Vlad Putin, he's a pretty standard run of the mill autocrat.

It is amusing that him, not Soros, or the Tech Oligarchs, or the Chinese brought around a neo-Red Scare.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:25 PM (WdocV)

334 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (wYseH)

I don't think I could convince you but I see it every day. I've seen it become progressively worse since the beginning of my 30 year career.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

335 You guys crack me up, between This Thread and the last one.

Pop I really want to steal that comment on the 4 Congressional idiots. I loved it, Congressional Manson family.

Bander you cracked me up with your story about going to the snooty Country Club I was laughing as hard as I have in a long time.

JAS happy 64th. We're close to the same age I'll hit that Mark in October.

I love is Senator John Kennedy quote. They are the reasons we have directions on shampoo bottles. Thanks for a great capital of capital and capital T f*** you smartphone. Thanks Miss Hum.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2019 11:25 PM (vDhbw)

336 If Paleostinians are "people of colour", then so are Turks, Greeks, and Italians and the like...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (wgV7k)

337 Kamala Harris is an idiot.

___


But she has...skills.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (WdocV)

338 Thanks logprof. I have it on the record it whenever it comes on setting, so I'm out of here.

Good bye cruel thread. I will stop by later to see if Hadrian responded to my Latin thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (fuK7c)

--Next week should be veeeeery interesting.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (S7WbR)

339 Actually, I think the Russian Orthodox Church has been making a big comeback, with the approval of Vladimir Putin, too. It's all part of Russian nationalism.

There is a Russian Orthodox chapel in the middle of a busy street in Novosibirsk that summaries 20th century Russian history.

It was constructed by merchants in 1914, to celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Romanov dynasty. (It is symbolically located approximately halfway between Moscow and Vladivostok.)

After the Revolution, it was used to store potatoes and whatnot. In the 1930's, it was torn down, and a huge statue of Joseph Stalin was placed on the site. In 1956, the statue of Stalin was torn down, and the space was left empty. In 1993, the chapel was put back up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

340 Alyssa Milano said on her podcast that Rwanda has more rights for women than the US. The mental illness in this one is strong.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (nPOfc)

341 Thanks for the ONT.

Kamala is really not that bright, is she?

Good on the Navy Vet who had the case filed against him vacated. A fucking travesty it came after he spent a year and a half in jail and died while he was still on parole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (2B9A/)

342 "Arabs, aka "Palestinians" are Caucasian... not "of color""

I stand corrected. Guess I better get all my races sorted out before I continue hating them all.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (mk9aG)

343 I agree with CBD.* DEA came down like a ton of bricks on pill mills years ago. It's all coming from Mexico now. The "pill mill OD" legend lives on, though. I think it's just general ignorance, though, not an msm conspiracy to hide the facts.

*(rare photo op)

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (Cssks)

344 What is it about white people that we can't get by without being drugged up on opiates?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

Oh, IDK, maybe the missing discs in my husband's lower back?

Until you live with debilitating chronic pain, don't get all high and mighty.

At some point, most people experience some form of serious pain. Just wait. It's coming. And then? You will be just another white person who can't live without drugs. Right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (vVOK2)

345 320 It's not just measured based on deaths. There is a problem.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

The deaths caused by legal opioids are not increasing appreciably. It's the illegal stuff that is causing the problem, but the neo-Puritans don't want you to know that.

As for "addiction?" Define it, quantify it, then maybe we can talk, but it is a feel-good term that is way overused.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (wYseH)

The first issue, addiction is not a disease

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

346 Rwanda has more rights for women than the US

And the Soviet Constitution granted more rights for citizens than the US Constitution did.
Up to the point you pissed off the Democratic I mean, Communist Party.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (ykYG2)

347 >
For the most part, yeah.
Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:21 PM (RU4sa)



Are you the person I need to arm wrestle for the SAW?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (UU59y)

348 See: Anglican Church in America, and, Presbyterian Church of America.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (w54mS)

Evangelical Presbyterian Church

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (BiNEL)

349 She is also an American citizen and chanting for her deportation based on her exercise of the First Amendment is disgusting

***

Dem-Idiot: America is a horrible and evil land full of NAZIs murdering people of color.


Trump: Fine then go home - I mean anything beats living with NAZIs right?

Dem-Idiot: RACISM!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:28 PM (WdocV)

350 266 Blue Bird - My inherited gift is a blood disorder that makes exposure to sun light very painful for me. I thank God every time when I take one half of, and sometimes one whole, hydrocodone tablet.

It will be a pleasure to see you again at the TXMoMe!

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 17, 2019 11:28 PM (BzQi8)

351 As for "addiction?" Define it, quantify it, then maybe we can talk, but it is a feel-good term that is way overused.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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This. Any suggestion that I am addicted to this place is a mischaracterization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:28 PM (fZcn6)

352 The deaths caused by legal opioids are not increasing appreciably. It's the illegal stuff that is causing the problem, but the neo-Puritans don't want you to know that.

If someone take 4x dose of a "legal" opioid or chews a times release of a "legal" opoiod, are they just as dead as consuming the "illegal" stuff?

I'm guessing that the illegal stuff doesn't go through the same quality control rigor as the legal stuff that has lawyers attached to each dose.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:28 PM (lD3vL)

353 They have Orthodox priests bless rockets before launch.

However, the Russian Orthodox Church has just ruled that priests should stop blessing ICBMs. (No kidding.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:28 PM (I2/tG)

354 340 Alyssa Milano said on her podcast that Rwanda has more rights for women than the US. The mental illness in this one is strong.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (nPOfc)

Maybe she means "if you live to be 21 years old."

Maybe then you get some rights.

Maybe.

But I doubt it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (vVOK2)

355 Whatever happened to Alyssa Milano? How did she get so crazy?

Posted by: Jmel at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (OeWgo)

356 Who read Hillbilly elegy?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (G1gJe)

357 Fuck me!

Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (Y8PSl)

358 I've been in blue state land of late and it appears ALL the churches have gay flags. Crosses are optional, but the gay flags seem mandatory.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)

359
Are you the person I need to arm wrestle for the SAW?
Posted by: Muad'dib
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When I drop the hankerchief....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (fZcn6)

360 Arabs, aka "Palestinians" are Caucasian... not "of color"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:23 PM (WdocV)

--Same with (Asian) Indians, most Ethiopians, the Mexican nomenklatura, and . . . Somalis.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:30 PM (S7WbR)

361 They have Orthodox priests bless rockets before launch.

OK, now that's officially pretty kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:30 PM (HaL55)

362 I maintain that the so-called opioid crisis is 100% total bullshit designed to keep the budgets of a bunch of govt agencies funded. At both the federal and state level.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:30 PM (nPOfc)

363

Paul McCartney is writing his first stage musical, an adaptation of the classic movie "It's a Wonderful Life."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK)

364 The first issue, addiction is not a disease

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (aA3+G)


A bad, really bad, choice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

365 Damn. Adrian Carton de Wiart was a war machine:

https://youtu.be/y-E_n0q0ttI

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (5aX2M)

366 I see there is another news story about tainted fruits and vegetables with some weird illness unheard of before the 90s.


What caused them to be tainted? Well apparently human feces.

Why good thing we have a quarter of the population of central America here to harvest those fruits and vegetables. I mean pooping on crops you are going to harvest is a job Americans just won't do apparently.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (WdocV)

367 Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:00 PM (mk9aG)

*fistbump*

Very succinct. A little more about the baby killing and joo hating would be good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (EZebt)

368 Until you live with debilitating chronic pain, don't get all high and mighty.

I'm not arguing against opiates for those who are in need, but how is it that the West consumes 95% of the world's output of opiates?

Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

369 Can you imagine the party Kevin Spacey is throwing right at this very minute? No, you can't.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (mk9aG)

370 Remember when George Zimmerman was referred to by the media as a "white Hispanic"?

And then the pictures were released and he looked exactly like the Aymara Indian he is.

In our great Latino future, I hope they appoint George Zimmerman to be director of sacrifices. I'm sure he's got a list of media figures.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)

371 Idiot that bragged about quitting coffee? He also said it made no difference in his health. Or his behavior. Or any other damned thing except it made him somehow powerful over...um...a cup of coffee.

Good job there, Skippy.

You are now bigger than a cup of coffee.

For what that's worth.

Now, get the hell out of my way. I need to get to that pot of coffee over there, stat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (vVOK2)

372 We have a Slavic Baptist Church here, does that count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (fZcn6)

373 363

Paul McCartney is writing his first stage musical, an adaptation of the classic movie "It's a Wonderful Life."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK)

__

Which will probably have a black woman play the lead character who will also be gay.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:33 PM (nPOfc)

374 Now, get the hell out of my way. I need to get to that pot of coffee over there, stat.
Posted by: tcn
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For most others, it's just a hot beverage. For me, it's life-support.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:33 PM (2qPhT)

375 That "what I learned from quitting coffee" article was redolent with poor grammar and its raison d'etre* was inscrutable What a waste of time. My only consolation is that I didn't waste as much time reading it as he did writing it.

I think I'm going to make a rich steaming cup of brew right now.

*nod to Ace's earlier post

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2019 11:33 PM (NMAzL)

376 369 Can you imagine the party Kevin Spacey is throwing right at this very minute? No, you can't.
Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (mk9aG)

--Don't want to.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:33 PM (S7WbR)

377 Are you the person I need to arm wrestle for the SAW?
Posted by: Muad'dib
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When I drop the hankerchief....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:29 PM (fZcn6)


I foresee this becoming a regular event at the TxMoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:34 PM (BiNEL)

378 Are you the person I need to arm wrestle for the SAW?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (UU59y)

---

*smiles*

Didn't know arm wrestling was involved.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:34 PM (RU4sa)

379 I read Hillbilly Elegy, since somebody asked.

Any DEA agent will tell you in a nanosecond that the OD deaths these days are caused by Mexican heroin cut with Mexican fentanyl. Period.

Oxys are so yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2019 11:34 PM (Cssks)

380 370 What cunts like Milano never do is provide an example. Like what right do I as an evil white male have that you don't have? You can't fucking name one. So fuck off.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (nPOfc)

Well, she does have the right to kill the baby in her womb, although that's less a right than a legal ability. You can't do that, can you? Not having a womb and all, I mean.

So, I guess he has more rights than you, in some twisted way.

She's still an idiot who should fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:34 PM (vVOK2)

381 354 340 Alyssa Milano said on her podcast that Rwanda has more rights for women than the US. The mental illness in this one is strong.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:26 PM (nPOfc)

Okay,, I would never laugh at a mentally challenged person.

But, this washed-up has-been never-will-be is not mentally challenged.

She is a genuine Retard.

Sort of like a fag is not a gay person. He is a fag. Very different in my lexicon.

Fag and Retard are kind of interchangeable, actually.

But, holy cow, this bint is nearing the singularity of mili-kohns of dumbness.

stand back. it could get messy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (aurSP)

382 Arabs, aka "Palestinians" are Caucasian... not "of color"

There is an Israeli-hating activist in Portland who is half-Arab, half-Irish. She identifies herself as "Arab-American" (the fact that she is half-Irish apparently doesn't count).

She got incensed on Twitter because someone called her "white" - she is a Person of Color, and you had better not forget it.

I'm darker skinned than she is, and I bet at least three-quarters of the population of Israel is darker skinned than she is. To her, Israelis are still "white oppressors", of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (I2/tG)

383 Meh, Kevin Spacey didn't invite me to his victory party. "Too old", I think was his verdict.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (ykYG2)

384
Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?





Posted by: Blue Bird

Level of medical care/sophistication?(not being a smart ass.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (J3GN6)

385 I gotta admit,that Vicodin did the trick when I had hellaceous back pain, but never got hooked on it.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (S7WbR)

386 Oh, IDK, maybe the missing discs in my husband's lower back?



Until you live with debilitating chronic pain, don't get all high and mighty.



At some point, most people experience some form of serious pain.
Just wait. It's coming. And then? You will be just another white person
who can't live without drugs. Right?


Or B'Gal's disintegrating knee joints. You should watch her cry from the pain sometime.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

387 I maintain that the so-called opioid crisis is 100% total bullshit designed to keep the budgets of a bunch of govt agencies funded. At both the federal and state level.

I have a friend who has a TS clearance (so he can't be a user) argue that marijuana became "dangerous" when Prohibition ended and an army of revenuers needed to keep receiving their food pellet.

Fascinating that at a time when marijuana is slowly being decriminalized that a new drug crisis emerges at the same pace as marijuana enforcement decreases.

its sort of like history repeating. People who only know how to find and arrest contraband users still need their food pellet.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (lD3vL)

388 Paul McCartney is writing his first stage musical, an adaptation of the classic movie "It's a Wonderful Life."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Could be the bombshell revelation we've been waiting for. The revelation of collusion between Potter and Uncle Billy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (2qPhT)

389 361 They have Orthodox priests bless rockets before launch.

OK, now that's officially pretty kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:30 PM (HaL55)


Maybe the priest was out sick for the Soyuz MS-10 launch, but at least the crew got back safely.

http://russianspaceweb.com/soyuz-ms-10.html

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (sdi6R)

390 If by some miracle, a SAW appears at the TxMoMee, gonna take more than arm wrestlin' to pry my hands off that baby.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (RU4sa)

391 >
*smiles*

Didn't know arm wrestling was involved.
Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:34 PM (RU4sa)



We were talking squads earlier. I offered to hump the SAW and was told you have a predilection for that tool.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (UU59y)

392 Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

No, some of the have opium, others marijuana, opiates and other pain killers.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

393 191 Was that the real Zaklog The Great a couple threads back? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the trolls have been socking prolific regulars, and Zaklog in his youtube thingies looks kinda Jewish, so they might naturally pick him as a sock.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Clxcy)

I have no idea. I tried to write a couple serious answers to whoever it was, because they were serious questions that deserved to be addressed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:49 PM (V2Yro)
____________________
Three facts we have to recognize and accept

1) The majority of Democrat voters now violently and openly hate many ethnic and religious groups for whatever reason(s) & jews are one of those groups.

2) The majority of jews are democrats for whatever reason(s).

3) For the past hundred plus years we on the right have had zero influence and success in changing 1 & 2 and that's not going to change as they come into violent and open conflict with each other in the democrat party. All we can do is raise our families as best we can and pray.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (pYTEu)

394 Thanks nmw, I knew I wasn't the only one

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (G1gJe)

395 Lot of people get hooked on legal prescriptions and go to street drugs when they can no longer get the prescription drugs.

Anyway , I'm done discussing it since I'll see it first hand in the morning.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

396 384 Meh, Kevin Spacey didn't invite me to his victory party. "Too old", I think was his verdict.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:35 PM (ykYG2)

What, you are already 16?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (vVOK2)

397 "However, the Russian Orthodox Church has just ruled that priests should stop blessing ICBMs. (No kidding.)"

That worries me. Can they still bless American missiles, or is that off the menu too? I have to think that a blessed missile would be less likely to malfunction, and we ought to avoid missile malfunctions as a rule.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (mk9aG)

398 Don't you people realize that your skin color has nothing to do with your skin color???!

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (P1f+c)

399 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (lD3vL)

___

It's even more than that. There's the law enforcement angle you mention. And then all sorts of bureaucrats who are in the business of drug counseling and drug rehab and anti-drug education programs. Billions of dollars is spent on that shit yearly and provides a lot of cushy jobs in both the private and public sector.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (nPOfc)

400 BTW, my sister, who is still recovering from "almost-but-not-not-quite-lupus," sent me an old telephone modeled after one P. Opus. She knows me so well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (aurSP)

401 We were talking squads earlier. I offered to hump the SAW and was told you have a predilection for that tool.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (UU59y)

---

Was my assigned weapon for two of my deployments to the sandbox.

Still miss it.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (RU4sa)

402 Gun crimes? Lefties say the solution is to restrict gun ownership among the people who are not committing the crimes.

Opioid deaths? Lefties say we should restrict legitimate medical use instead of stemming the flow of drugs across our southern border.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (4HMW8)

403 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (md3fh)

404 "Dude... what if we tried turning off the reactor's
safety protocols, and did a partial shutdown of everything in the middle
of the night? What's the worst that could happen"
Posted by: some russians, april 1986 at July 17, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)


The best determination of whether you have made a good decision is your ability to cope with the consequences of your decision . . .

And every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (vJw+j)

405 I'm not arguing against opiates for those who are in need, but how is it
that the West consumes 95% of the world's output of opiates?



Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?


How do you know that "95%" figure is true?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (HaL55)

406 The first issue, addiction is not a disease

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2019 11:27 PM (aA3+G)


I think the push for calling addiction a 'disease' is purely to get more people on gub'mint programs, like disability. If we say addiction is a personal responsibility matter, there's no gub'mint bucks for/in that. It's all about Nanny Gub'mint taking care of all your problems (that your bad choices helped create).

Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

407
Donald J Trump is a force of nature. Any Dem candidate that watches his rally can only hope and wish wistfully they had anything in the universe to counter him. They don't.

Posted by: DBCooper

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I wonder if Hillary watches his rallies. Funny, I'm kind of obsessed with the notion of her being obsessed with Trump. She wanted to make us suffer, and I have this evil satisfaction that it's happening to her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 11:40 PM (cTfLe)

408 I, too, agree that economics is like religion. If you do not believe, the Reconciliation is coming anyway.

Posted by: Gozer at July 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

And I agree with you.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 17, 2019 11:40 PM (u5LFV)

409 398 Don't you people realize that your skin color has nothing to do with your skin color???!
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:37 PM (P1f+c)

So, what does that leave me with, since I now have a red sunburn stripe that glows in the dark?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:40 PM (vVOK2)

410 No, some of the have opium, others marijuana, opiates and other pain killers.
***

Yeah the Arabs I know are really into pot. One, an older guy, told me it was great for a bad back.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (WdocV)

411
My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?
Posted by: Ruthless

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A racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (cTfLe)

412 Now, get the hell out of my way. I need to get to that pot of coffee over there, stat.

I have always wondered what "stat" means in that context and that word's etymology.

Particularly since 'stat' comes from the Greek 'statos' = to stand or make firm.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (lD3vL)

413 Don't you people realize that your skin color has nothing to do with your skin color???!
Posted by: mikeski
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Yes, but it has a lot to do with my dermatologist's Porsche payments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (Ou6XS)

414
I didn't know what pain was until I got RA for a while. Both my knees are shot, to use the precise medical terminology. Bone on bone.

And all over sometimes. Until you've experienced it, you wouldn't believe how much joints can hurt. I wouldn't have believed it until I experienced it.

And the problem is you can't appreciate it until you experience.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (f1Vqw)

415 403
My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?


Posted by: Ruthless

A very sloppy painter.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (J3GN6)

416 I think the push for calling addiction a 'disease' is purely to get more people on gub'mint programs, like disability.
Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

___

DING DING DING

It's all part of the War on Drugs industrial complex.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (nPOfc)

417 >>>Was that the real Zaklog The Great a couple threads
back? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the trolls have been
socking prolific regulars, and Zaklog in his youtube thingies looks
kinda Jewish, so they might naturally pick him as a sock.



Just a thought.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad


You make a very good point. Zaklog almost always only showed up at the very start of an ONT. I didn't take note of his hash. I did go to his links a few times and sometimes I liked it and sometimes I didn't. He never had any antisemitism in his posts, and he was an obviously religious guy. I can much easier imagine someone trying to f with him via a sock (seeing his links back to AoS) than what I read today. It's not his time of day and it's not his manner of speaking. I could be wrong but my guess is that someone is messing with him.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (RfzVr)

418 403 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?
Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (md3fh)

--Soul-stealing ginger?

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (S7WbR)

419 How can a pink, brown and red person be a racist? C'est impossible!

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (md3fh)

420 403 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?
Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (md3fh)

I once told my buddy from Cameroon that the dark spots on my skin were a slow form of a race change operation.

She smacked my upside my head, but she was laughing when she did it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (vVOK2)

421 403
My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?


Posted by: Ruthless

A very sloppy painter.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 11:41 PM (J3GN6)

Pollack?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (aurSP)

422 How do you know that "95%" figure is true?

I read it on the internet.

QED

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (lD3vL)

423 D B Cooper is my hero

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (G1gJe)

424 That worries me.

The Russian Orthodox Church apparently drew the line at blessing weapons of mass destruction.

Here are some Topol-M mobile ICBM's being blessed before the Victory Day parade in 2014.

https://tinyurl.com/y2v5az8f

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (I2/tG)

425 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?

___

I know.

The planet Jupiter!

Posted by: Galileo Galilei at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (WdocV)

426 >
Was my assigned weapon for two of my deployments to the sandbox.

Still miss it.
Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (RU4




Ok then. I got ammo.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (UU59y)

427 D B Cooper is my hero
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (G1gJe)

He went on to become the owner of a news radio station in NYC.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (aurSP)

428 "Meh, Kevin Spacey didn't invite me to his victory party. "Too old", I think was his verdict. "

I'd go if he invited me. I'd turn down all the dick, of course, but I'd hoover up all the drugs and booze. I keep trying to picture it, but no vision is grand enough to come close to the reality.

I could ask him to do a couple bits from GlenGarry Glen Ross. That would be f'n hilarious!

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:43 PM (mk9aG)

429 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?
Posted by: Ruthless


I believe the biological term is "piebald".

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:44 PM (P1f+c)

430 Remember when George Zimmerman was referred to by the media as a "white Hispanic"? He was the only one I've ever heard referred to as "white Hispanic".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

Well, actual Spaniards are certainly "hispanic", and they run the gamut from red-headed Celtic types, to Franks, to Moors, who were black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:44 PM (abNpZ)

431
Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

======

Qat, betel, coca, just to name the herbs I know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 11:44 PM (cTfLe)

432 No, the Planet Jupiter role went to Denehey. Damn his spots!

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:44 PM (md3fh)

433
"However, the Russian Orthodox Church has just ruled that priests should stop blessing ICBMs. (No kidding.)"

They had a blessed bomb in Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK)

434 Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

Never forget that it is an easy argument to say that addicted people should not be allowed to possess weapons, just because of the public good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:45 PM (BiNEL)

435 Don't you people realize that your skin color has nothing to do with your skin color???!
Posted by: mikeski

So, what does that leave me with, since I now have a red sunburn stripe that glows in the dark?
Posted by: tcn in AK


Trying to change your genetics with solar radiation doesn't change your skin color either!

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:45 PM (P1f+c)

436 They had a blessed bomb in Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

***

Was it more or less of a bomb then the movie itself?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:45 PM (WdocV)

437 WTF is going on in Puerto Rico?

Do we have a mini-Venezuela on (and in) our hands?

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (S7WbR)

438 I'm a little less black this week because I've had a big ragged ugly mole removed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (ykYG2)

439 ... although that mole was more on the orange-red side. this time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (ykYG2)

440 There was a Holy Hand grenade in that Python Grail movie. Five is right out.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (md3fh)

441 One could also look at the calls for regulation of E-cigarettes in the same light as the argument of people saying as weed use becomes decriminalized, all of a sudden pills are a crisis. People have to make up the lost revenue somewhere and fewer people are smoking. I honestly think it is part this and them wanting to be able to control people's lives.

As far as pills as a real crisis, I dunno. I will say in my limited experience, pills seem to be a real issue here in Kentucky. However, so is meth, heroin, etc. People who want to get fucked up, tend to get fucked up on what's available.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (xAnaP)

442 >>>435 Don't you people realize that your skin color has nothing to do with your skin color???!
Posted by: mikeski

So, what does that leave me with, since I now have a red sunburn stripe that glows in the dark?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Trying to change your genetics with solar radiation doesn't change your skin color either!
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2019 11:45 PM (P1f+c)
________________________

Yeah it does!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal & Shaun King at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (pYTEu)

443
Remember when George Zimmerman was referred to by the media as a "white Hispanic"? He was the only one I've ever heard referred to as "white Hispanic".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2019 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

======

They totally showed their racist asses on that one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (cTfLe)

444 The local pharmacy had a display for makeup up.

The woman in it was mostly of Sub Saharan African decent...but with freckles.


The 25% Irish or whatever in her must have been working overtime.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:47 PM (WdocV)

445 438
I'm a little less black this week because I've had a big ragged ugly mole removed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

You had Omar deported?!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 17, 2019 11:47 PM (J3GN6)

446 "Here are some Topol-M mobile ICBM's being blessed before the Victory Day parade in 2014. " Thanks! Those long thick missiles make me think of Spacey's party.

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)

447 It's all part of the War on Drugs industrial complex.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:42 PM (nPOfc)


I can't believe that you wuld present a government program as being a money-laundering exercise!

For shame I say!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (BiNEL)

448 WTF is going on in Puerto Rico?



Do we have a mini-Venezuela on (and in) our hands?
***

You realize this question works if asked in any year since 1917.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (WdocV)

449 Ok then. I got ammo.
Posted by: Muad'dib
---------

I told you, man...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (2qPhT)

450 How many planet of the apes movies did you watch at one time? I forget but it was a lot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (G1gJe)

451 Black guy shoots 2 cops in Alabama.

Cops shoot the black guy.

Cops are racist!!

So sez the MSM.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:49 PM (nPOfc)

452 Zaklog the Great has been commenting here for quite some time. He's linked to several of his own YouTube videos.

Today he went completely OT with a First on the Art Thread. I was frankly surprised that no one reamed him out over that. I was at work and didn't watch the video.

He certainly looks Jewish to me, but I don't know. Maybe he's ethnic but not religious.

I don't pay as much attention to hashes as I should, but he's the same guy I've seen in his other videos. I don't remember watching any of them because they didn't seem that interesting to me.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

453 --Same with (Asian) Indians, most Ethiopians, the Mexican nomenklatura, and . . . Somalis.
Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:30 PM (S7WbR)

Somalis are black African with an admixture of Arab, thanks to muzzie rapiness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:50 PM (abNpZ)

454 Remember when George Zimmerman was referred to by the media as a "white Hispanic"? He was the only one I've ever heard referred to as "white Hispanic".

Then you are unfamiliar with police reports.

The reports filed usually have codes for blacks/non-hispanic, black-hispanic, white/non-hispanic and white-hispanic, asian, and pacific islander.

The reporter merely saw the white-hispanic code and that is how it was entered into the civilian lexicon.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:50 PM (lD3vL)

455 "WTF is going on in Puerto Rico?" It's a basket case. We should have let them have their independence back in the 1960s-1970s when their terrorists were bombing the USA. God forbid they should become a state!

Posted by: gp, Still Racist at July 17, 2019 11:50 PM (mk9aG)

456 How many planet of the apes movies did you watch at one time? I forget but it was a lot.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (G1gJe)

I forget which one it was, but the scene that hurt me bad was when the mama ape threw her infant into the water rather than let it be killed outright.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:50 PM (aurSP)

457 We should have cut loose PR at the same time as the Philippines and the country would have been fer the better for it.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:51 PM (S7WbR)

458 Russian Orthodox priests often bless factories, foundries, etc., especially if they're thought to be cursed for some reason.

I guess it's not surprising they bless(ed) the missiles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

459 437 WTF is going on in Puerto Rico?

Do we have a mini-Venezuela on (and in) our hands?
Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:46 PM (S7WbR)

Yeah, crazy scene tonight. I think AOC should go back home and help quell the chaos in Puerto Rico. They need her help!

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (GtG/j)

460 451 Black guy shoots 2 cops in Alabama.

Cops shoot the black guy.

Cops are racist!!

So sez the MSM.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 17, 2019 11:49 PM (nPOfc)

Well, did that cop shoot any white cop shooters? Well, did he? Huh?

See? Racist.

Now go shoot some white cop killers and even things up, dammit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (vVOK2)

461 I'm not arguing against opiates for those who are in need, but how is it that the West consumes 95% of the world's output of opiates?

Are Asians, Africans, Middle easterners, Central and South Americans somehow immune to pain?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

Have you considered that perhaps only the West is wealthy enough to have purified opiates available for pain relief?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (abNpZ)

462 So, Lurking Lurker, what would you call yourself if you were (as is the case) actually posting? Posting Lurker would be an oxymoron wouldn't it? But, an OxyMoron would be appropriate for this thread, so carry on.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (md3fh)

463 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (HaL55)

464
What did the Gov of Puerto Rico do?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 11:53 PM (f1Vqw)

465 White Hispanic:

Joshua Gomez, actor
Rick Gomez, actor
Cameron Diaz, actor-ette

Shall I go on?

Oh. Pretty much every single fucking presidente del Mexico.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:53 PM (aurSP)

466 Good night BB.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 11:53 PM (UU59y)

467 "how is it that the West consumes 95% of the world's output of opiates?"

OK, OK! It was me. Sorry!

Posted by: gp, Still Quite High at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (mk9aG)

468 Ahhh...a nice hot steaming cup of covfefe and some chocolate raspberry Milano cookies.
The only good Milano is a crispy Milano cookie.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)

469 >>>448 WTF is going on in Puerto Rico?



Do we have a mini-Venezuela on (and in) our hands?
***

You realize this question works if asked in any year since 1917.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:48 PM (WdocV)

________________________

How quickly can we granting Puerto Rico independence and then immediately strip all Puerto Rican nationals and their descendants of American Citizenship starting with that tiresome congresswoman?

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (pYTEu)

470 Things are getting very nasty in Puerto Rico right now. Oddly enough I don't think leftists are going to like how things get handled in a 3rd world country pretending to be a US state.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (K/2j/)

471 Ah! A whiff of CS....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (eYD0A)

472 You don't need to go back, Ben Shapiro; you just need to go away.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)




80's Mystery click

https://youtu.be/acU_m94fZM0

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2019 11:54 PM (vJw+j)

473 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (xAnaP)

474 Puerto Rico:

McKinley's Mistake

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (S7WbR)

475 I guess it's not surprising they bless(ed) the missiles.

Also, in this case, the missiles almost certainly didn't have nuclear warheads installed.

The Russians are very protective of Moscow - I can't believe that they would allow armed ICBMs into the city.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (I2/tG)

476
Have you considered that perhaps only the West is wealthy enough to have purified opiates available for pain relief?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


For how much longer will we be "rich?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (aKsyK)

477 Oh. Pretty much every single fucking presidente del Mexico.
***

I saw a webpage that had a faceshot of all of the current political leaders in Mexico.

Every last one of them was "whiter" then George Zimmerman.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (WdocV)

478 >>>465 White Hispanic:

Joshua Gomez, actor
Rick Gomez, actor
Cameron Diaz, actor-ette

Shall I go on?

Oh. Pretty much every single fucking presidente del Mexico.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 17, 2019 11:53 PM (aurSP)
______________________

Jorge Ramos and Robert Menendez too.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (pYTEu)

479 Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (eYD0A)

480 Puerto Rico will never be a state.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (G1gJe)

481 NHK News:

Police say multiple deaths have been confirmed in a fire at an animation studio in the city of Kyoto, western Japan.

They have not said how many people died or identified any victims.

They say a man poured what appeared to be gasoline around the studio. He has been taken into custody
https://tinyurl.com/yye9q4v4

Posted by: David at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (jY1B4)

482 Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (eYD0A)

From where?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 17, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

483 479 Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (eYD0A)


I can see your comment.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 11:57 PM (sdi6R)

484 >>>476
Have you considered that perhaps only the West is wealthy enough to have purified opiates available for pain relief?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

For how much longer will we be "rich?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 11:55 PM (aKsyK)
_________________________
Until the last vile of fentanyl is sold dammit!

Posted by: Sackler Family at July 17, 2019 11:57 PM (pYTEu)

485 How quickly can we granting Puerto Rico independence
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That would be pretty funny.

The Left: America is a racist, imperialist war mongering country!

USA: Fine, Puerto Rico, you are now independent.

The Left: HOW DARE YOU KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:57 PM (WdocV)

486 Or B'Gal's disintegrating knee joints. You should watch her cry from the pain sometime.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

Publius never cries, but I wince when I see him lurching. His knees are pretty much bone on bone. His doc told him no more painkillers last year, I think. Given that they were a last resort, he is hardly the type to become addicted. But thanks to the craziness, he no longer has the option for relief, even temporary.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

487 Hawaii will never be a state. Oklahoma will never be a state. Arizona will never be a state. *Things that used to be widely believed*

Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:58 PM (md3fh)

488 Seriously, how did the USA have the wisdom not to take on Cuba as a "Commonwealth" but at the same time keep that millstone Puerto Rico [sic]?

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:58 PM (S7WbR)

489 Oh yeah, give Hawaii their independence too.

And Mexi-fornia.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2019 11:59 PM (WdocV)

490 From where?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Here. Apparently I landed on a banned hash. Not a problem, I just gin'd up another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:59 PM (eYD0A)

491 479 Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (eYD0A)

--Was it you who dropped a c-bomb above?

I've been banned for that.

Otherwise, dunno.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2019 11:59 PM (S7WbR)

492 "Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?"

It must have been really really foul, considering the stuff I manage to slip in.

I love you morons!

73
QRT

Posted by: gp, Still Quite High at July 18, 2019 12:00 AM (mk9aG)

493 I can see your comment.
Posted by: rickl
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Yeah, I re-hashed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:00 AM (eYD0A)

494 I was hoping to find video of that "CNN Sucks" song online, but still no luck.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:00 AM (S7WbR)

495 White Hispanic:

Ahem

Posted by: Gomez Addams at July 18, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

496 Seriously, how did the USA have the wisdom not to take on Cuba as a
"Commonwealth" but at the same time keep that millstone Puerto Rico
[sic]?
***

Yep, we are fighting this war for the independence of Cuba everyone!


Shortly thereafter

We mean we are fighting this war to conquer Cuba


Hey, wait why is everyone mad?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2019 12:01 AM (WdocV)

497 >>>480 Puerto Rico will never be a state.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (G1gJe)

____________________
If we are doing predictions...

The political entity know as the United States of America will not exist in 15 years and whatever political entity that does exist and calls itself the United States of America will not rule over all the lands currently ruled by today's United States of America.

Posted by: Sackler Family at July 18, 2019 12:01 AM (pYTEu)

498 Somalis are black African with an admixture of Arab, thanks to muzzie rapiness.

Yeah, all of that raping and pillaging is causing a certain level of difficulty in making reference to ethnicities as tribal lineage. Maybe I should adopt the Jewish method and make tribal affiliations based on the mother's lineage.

That said, to disguise my apparent latent racism, instead of referring to a certain people as "African-American" (which doesn't cover white people from Africa or blacks residing in places other than the US), "negro", "colored", "person-of-color" or "black" since all of these are offensive or inadequate (many India Indians are "blacker" than "blacks") I think we should take our cues from how our Superiors make reference to certain ethnicities where they say that "Jesus Christ was a Palestinian"

I'm going to go by the Table Of Nations, or how the tribes dispersed after the languages were confused at Babel.

While my tribal affiliation is either Gomer or Magog, the people you are referring to I would call Cushites.

I feel it is the least offensive way to make these crucial social associations - by referring to their tribal origins.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:01 AM (lD3vL)

499 Yeah, I re-hashed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Hope you don't end up on a "shingle".

Posted by: Miklos, Navy Cuisine Expert at July 18, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

500 73
QRT
Posted by: gp
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Heh. Youse hammy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:02 AM (eYD0A)

501 While my tribal affiliation is either Gomer or Magog, the people you are referring to I would call Cushites.

___

Well GOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYY!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at July 18, 2019 12:02 AM (WdocV)

502 White people from Spain rule Mexico

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (G1gJe)

503 >>>495 White Hispanic:

Ahem
Posted by: Gomez Addams at July 18, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
______________________
Ahem - Foul!

All corpses become white eventually!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (pYTEu)

504 Yeah, I re-hashed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Hope you don't end up on a "shingle".
Posted by: Miklos
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Or corned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (eYD0A)

505 479 Jeebers! Just got a banned notice. What have I done now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:56 PM (eYD0A)

Using the word 'Jeebers!' for one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (xAnaP)

506 And Mexi-fornia.

Absolutely not! We should revoke the unfair and racist Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, and return the Mexican province of Alta California back to Mexico.

Imagine the screaming...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (I2/tG)

507 Puerto Rico.

We grant them full Independence.

We retain the rights and restore the U.S. Naval Base there.

Including that island we used as a bombing range.

Permanent, non-revocable, non-forfeitable rights.

With a "forever", anti future Jimmy Carter clause in the language.

Yeah, we'd still have to send "foreign aid" damn near forever.

But they'd be out of the U.S. Census, and that's a win, here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

508 White Mexicans stay in Mexico. Aztecs come to America. And in some cases hack people's hearts out, or so I hear. Tradition runs deep with these folks.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:04 AM (md3fh)

509 "Jesus Christ was a Palestinian"

***

This one always gets me.


Arabs show up in the part of the world after the Muslim conquest.


And Palestinians are just Arabs from around Israel.


It would be like saying Socrates was a Turk.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (WdocV)

510 Here. Apparently I landed on a banned hash. Not a problem, I just gin'd up another.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:59 PM (eYD0A)

Ok, glad you got a new acceptable hash.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

511 I don't know how to re-hash. I've had the same two hashes from my home computer and my work computer for literally years now.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

512 Tlaib, no, you are not "real."

tucker roasted these bitches tonight.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (S7WbR)

513 Have you considered that perhaps only the West is wealthy enough to have purified opiates available for pain relief?

China cranks out yet another billionaire every week.

Then again, China had a problem a couple centuries ago with opiates.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (lD3vL)

514 Two bits four bits six bits a dollar. Remember that phrase?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 10:47 PM (G1gJe)

All I remember is "two bits, four bits, six bits a peso, all for Zorro stand up and say so".

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (u5LFV)

515 All corpses become white eventually!
___

Not if I eat them first!

Posted by: Idi Amin at July 18, 2019 12:06 AM (WdocV)

516 >>>502 White people from Spain rule Mexico
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (G1gJe)
__________________

All the successful politicians, businessmen, and their sons marry blondes in Mexico. They could start off looking like Montezuma himself and in four generations they're basically Spanish speaking lightly tanned Swedes.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:06 AM (pYTEu)

517 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:59 PM (eYD0A)

Ok, glad you got a new acceptable hash.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

Eye-Do-a.

Not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:07 AM (xAnaP)

518 I have to love p o p s designation of the four as the Congressional Manson family. People of color, seriously when I was farming I was darker than AOC or that Talib b****. These are seriously deranged women and Trump is playing this brilliantly.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2019 12:07 AM (vDhbw)

519 513
Then again, China had a problem a couple centuries ago with opiates.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (lD3vL)


Hmm. Yeah. Maybe they're thinking "payback" now.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:07 AM (sdi6R)

520 Now go shoot some white cop killers and even things up, dammit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (vVOK2)

And if you can't find any, that's proof of your racism!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 18, 2019 12:08 AM (BiNEL)

521 Then again, China had a problem a couple centuries ago with opiates.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


I recall reading their "detox" and "drug interdiction" programs were fairly lethal.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 18, 2019 12:08 AM (J3GN6)

522 I don't know how to re-hash. I've had the same two hashes from my home computer and my work computer for literally years now.

VPN

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:08 AM (lD3vL)

523 CNN is freaking out that Trump's winning this issue.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (nPOfc)

524
China GDP per capita: $8800

US GDP per capita: $59,500

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (f1Vqw)

525 My work hash changes all the time because I use my cell phone hotspot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (xAnaP)

526 >>>509 "Jesus Christ was a Palestinian"

***

This one always gets me.


Arabs show up in the part of the world after the Muslim conquest.


And Palestinians are just Arabs from around Israel.


It would be like saying Socrates was a Turk.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (WdocV)

___________________

If you want to mind fuck someone like that you can reply back "The Israelis are neo-Palestinians" and watch their brain try to re-boot.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (pYTEu)

527 I understand there's going to be a good chance the Supreme Court will be Ruthless at some point in the near future.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:52 PM (GDooN)

Wish it would be this weekend.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (u5LFV)

528 Not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------

Unless....you see it as 'Ee-yi DOA'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (eYD0A)

529 >>>522 I don't know how to re-hash. I've had the same two hashes from my home computer and my work computer for literally years now.

VPN
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:08 AM (lD3vL)

________________
This.

Now I have a Swedish Hash!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:10 AM (rsOkp)

530 Here. Apparently I landed on a banned hash. Not a problem, I just gin'd up another.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

This week-Powerball

You must.

Posted by: Miklos, a 5 dollar table gambler at July 18, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

531 Then again, China had a problem a couple centuries ago with opiates.
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Mao solved the problem by having them killed. A one-step program, if you will.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 12:10 AM (iB1oa)

532 502 White people from Spain rule Mexico
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (G1gJe)

--and a lot of other Latin American polities.

Hell, Peru was ruled by Alberto Fujimora, of Japanese descent, for years.

Was *he* "Hispanic"?

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (S7WbR)

533 462 So, Lurking Lurker, what would you call yourself if you were (as is the case) actually posting? Posting Lurker would be an oxymoron wouldn't it? But, an OxyMoron would be appropriate for this thread, so carry on.
Posted by: Ruthless at July 17, 2019 11:52 PM (md3fh)

___

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (nPOfc)

534 The Fujimoros are from Barcelona.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (md3fh)

535 The anti-Opioid mindset is familiar. "No one needs an AR-15." "We don't want to ban firearms, just some sensible regulation." "What about the children?" "Other nations sensibly restrict this."

But really why not? It's not like the war on drugs has aggrandized the state and fueled a paramilitary police culture in which law enforcement view itself as a caste distinct from "civilians." Let's open up another front.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (H5knJ)

536 511 I don't know how to re-hash. I've had the same two hashes from my home computer and my work computer for literally years now.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

I don't know either. I have the same has wether I'm at home or the lake cottage. Same hash on phone, iPad, or computer.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (Rz2Nc)

537 Unless....you see it as 'Ee-yi DOA'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (eYD0A)

Are you going in a Bloodrock direction with this?

(as far as death song rock, I prefer the 50s.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:12 AM (xAnaP)

538 >>>532 502 White people from Spain rule Mexico
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:03 AM (G1gJe)

--and a lot of other Latin American polities.

Hell, Peru was ruled by Alberto Fujimora, of Japanese descent, for years.

Was *he* "Hispanic"?
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (S7WbR)

____________________

I identify as JapAfroEse!

Posted by: Shaun Kingasaki at July 18, 2019 12:12 AM (rsOkp)

539 I just saw that, Japanese people in south America

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:12 AM (G1gJe)

540 Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 18, 2019 12:08 AM (J3GN6)

But just think of the great recidivism stats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 18, 2019 12:13 AM (BiNEL)

541 Hell, Peru was ruled by Alberto Fujimora, of Japanese descent, for years.

Was *he* "Hispanic"?
Posted by: logprof a

Hispanip

Posted by: Miklos, tri-lingual it seems at July 18, 2019 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

542 US GDP per capita: $59,500

Fallacy of Big Numbers.

Your garden variety heroin [ab]user probably doesn't pull on the high side of that number.

It would be interesting to see what the IRS 1040s of your average Seattle/Los Angeles/San Francisco tent-city drug user looks like.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:13 AM (lD3vL)

543 Oh goody, Oberlin got socked with paying $6.5 million in legal fees to Gibson's team.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:13 AM (T9VmS)

544 The Fujimoros are from Barcelona.
Posted by: Ruthless
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Ohhhh...the Barcelona Fujimoros. Well, alrighty then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:14 AM (eYD0A)

545 >>>536 511 I don't know how to re-hash. I've had the same two hashes from my home computer and my work computer for literally years now.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

I don't know either. I have the same has wether I'm at home or the lake cottage. Same hash on phone, iPad, or computer.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:11 AM (Rz2Nc)
_____________________

Get a VPN and change servers to change your Hash.

Now I'm on a German Hash

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:14 AM (w81V4)

546 The elite in all of Latin America is white.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 12:14 AM (nPOfc)

547 537 Unless....you see it as 'Ee-yi DOA'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:09 AM (eYD0A)

Are you going in a Bloodrock direction with this?

(as far as death song rock, I prefer the 50s.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:12 AM (xAnaP)


I was thinking that it could have something to do with a Mickey Spillane novel.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:15 AM (sdi6R)

548 Hey everybody.

I'm just dodging in and out tonight because good ol' Frontier's service for us (landline/phone/cable TV) has ALL gone down, I finally managed to figure out how to connect to the web via my "mobile hotspot" and bluetooth, and Frontier says they can't come out for SIX days. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 12:15 AM (dovS9)

549 Get a VPN and change servers to change your Hash.

Now I'm on a German Hash
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:14 AM (w81V4)

We can feel the vaguely Teutonic vibes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:15 AM (xAnaP)

550 It would be interesting to see what the IRS 1040s of your average Seattle/Los Angeles/San Francisco tent-city drug user looks like.
Posted by: Blue Bird

I was told there would be no citizenship questions on this census.

Posted by: Miklos, quasi-homeless at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

551 >>Now I'm on a German Hash

Ok, but you want Turkish hash.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (K/2j/)

552 Mao solved the problem by having them killed. A one-step program, if you will.

I wonder if the Maoists that make up the former united States' government will follow that path when they resume full power.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (lD3vL)

553 Now I'm on a German Hash
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu
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Now is when we dance.

Posted by: Dieter at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (eYD0A)

554 Fujimori also married Japanese.

But I guess he's an oppressed "Latino," not some "model minority."

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (S7WbR)

555 Next thing you know you'll tell that they have Nazi's in Argentina

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:17 AM (G1gJe)

556 I wonder if the Maoists that make up the former united States' government will follow that path when they resume full power.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (lD3vL)

Well, to be fair, a lot of these assholes probably view democracy the same way Erdogan does: 'Once you've reached your stop, you get off.'

So, they would not need to votes any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:17 AM (xAnaP)

557 Fallacy of Big Numbers.

Your garden variety heroin [ab]user probably doesn't pull on the high side of that number.

It would be interesting to see what the IRS 1040s of your average Seattle/Los Angeles/San Francisco tent-city drug user looks like.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:13 AM (lD3vL)

But your middle and high income earners have homes and cars that the druggies can break into and steal stuff to feed their addiction. Folks in poor countries have less stuff to steal, and do a better job, sometimes, of keeping what they do have under lock and key.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 12:18 AM (abNpZ)

558 Now I'm on a German Hash

Ok, but you want Turkish hash.
Posted by: JackStraw

No hash harshing please.

Posted by: Miklos, not opposed at July 18, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

559 So, they would not need to votes any more.

And on that depressing note - I'm off to read some more chapters of The Camp of the Saints...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:18 AM (lD3vL)

560 I wonder if the Maoists that make up the former united States' government will follow that path when they resume full power.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 18, 2019 12:16 AM (lD3vL)

I don't think you have to wonder too much, comrade, we have a historical precedent or two to guide us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 18, 2019 12:18 AM (BiNEL)

561 No Nazis here, just honest Argentinian peoples. *Hides autographed photo of Der Fuhrer*

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:19 AM (md3fh)

562 And on that depressing note - I'm off to read some more chapters of The Camp of the Saints...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
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Should be mandatory reading for all students...and Dems.

Posted by: Dieter at July 18, 2019 12:21 AM (eYD0A)

563 No Nazis here, just honest Argentinian peoples. *Hides autographed photo of Der Fuhrer*
Posted by: Ruthless

I'm cryin' over here!

Posted by: Evita at July 18, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

564 Oops /Sprockets sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:22 AM (eYD0A)

565 Now I'm on a German Hash


Wow. When I was in Germany I had to drive to Holland for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 18, 2019 12:22 AM (fuK7c)

566
CNN is freaking out that Trump's winning this issue.

LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

========

I'm really tempted to watch me a little MSM tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 12:22 AM (cTfLe)

567 No Nazis here, just honest Argentinian peoples. *Hides autographed photo of Der Fuhrer*
Posted by: Ruthless

I think it was "Mad" magazine, that had a photo essay called, "Stranger in Paradise", which had a Hitler looking guy walking the beaches of Argentina.

Pretty funny stuff, as I recall.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (S6Pax)

568 561 563 I'd be less upset if the photo wasn't from 1983...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (ABuva)

569 >>>266 And for people who truly are in great pain, and really need opioids, they should have as much as they need. That's why we have the damned stuff, after all.

80% of all opiates are consumed by Americans who represent 5% of the global population.

If you include Canada and Europe that number increases to 95%.

What is it about white people that we can't get by without being drugged up on opiates?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 17, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)
______________________________

"Why does the red man love the fire water we give him?"

A better question is "Are the rates at which they are being prescribed correct and are those prescriptions resulting in positive outcomes for the patients compared to alternatives?"
Personally, I have no idea what the answer to that question is.

I do know saying "knock it off with the pills whitey" is neither useful nor helpful. Sounds like something Ilhan would say.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (w81V4)

570
Uh, explain to me what you mean by the Fallacy of Big Numbers.

Let's see. US is 5% of the world population, but consumes 24% of the energy. There's a long list of such things. Eco-loons rail about this.

Your opioid fractions are part of the same phenomenon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

571 When I was in Germany....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (G1gJe)

572 I'm really tempted to watch me a little MSM tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Orangeman bad.

There, I saved you the effort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:23 AM (eYD0A)

573 Should be mandatory reading for all students...and Dems.
Posted by: Dieter

I myself am not a monkey petter. But very tolerant of those who are.


*maybe...just a little....*

Posted by: Miklos, with AAA rating at the Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Endless Taco Bar at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

574 Get a VPN and change servers to change your Hash.

Now I'm on a German Hash
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:14 AM (w81V4)

It really doesn't matter to me. I'm rather boring. Anyone watching be is bored out of their mind.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

575 Just a question that has been kicking around in my head for the past several months since the election:

We all know the... slightly less than salutory or enlightened views Muslims have toward women right and their role in governance (i.e. none.)

So Omar, is she considered a hero to muslims because she is denigrating our country by even being elected? Is she considered shameful for daring to tell men what to say and do? Heroic for essentially openly acting as a fifth column within our government and advocating for anti-Israel and anti Jewish measures?

For our operational purposes it does not really matter: she has proclaimed from the rooftops that she is our enemy. It is just something I am curious about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (xAnaP)

576 You can pet the monkey, just don't spank it. We're watching. -- Bob at NSA

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:25 AM (md3fh)

577 Posted by: Dieter

I myself am not a monkey petter. But very tolerant of those who are.


*maybe...just a little....*
Posted by: Miklos,
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All wasted, on the 29 year-olds here...wasted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:26 AM (eYD0A)

578 No Nazis here, just honest Argentinian peoples. *Hides autographed photo of Der Fuhrer*
Posted by: Ruthless
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I saw "Yellow Submarine" in the theater when it came out. At the end, when Our Lads are saving Pepperland from the Blue Meanies, the head Meanie moans to his second, "Where can we go, Max?" Max replies, "Argentina?" Me and my 11 year old friends roared with laughter, because we knew bloody well what that meant.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 12:26 AM (iB1oa)

579 For our operational purposes it does not really matter: she has proclaimed from the rooftops that she is our enemy. It is just something I am curious about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (xAnaP)

--I agree with all your points.

I also assert that limiting Koranimal immigration to less than zero diminishes her sway significantly.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:26 AM (S7WbR)

580 "Let's see. US is 5% of the world population, but consumes 24% of the energy. There's a long list of such things. Eco-loons rail about this."

I say we aim for 30%

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 12:27 AM (nPOfc)

581 Dieter, Beaker.
Beaker, Dieter.
Happy Bunsen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:27 AM (T9VmS)

582 Hey everybody.

I'm just dodging in and out tonight because good ol' Frontier's service for us (landline/phone/cable TV) has ALL gone down, I finally managed to figure out how to connect to the web via my "mobile hotspot" and bluetooth, and Frontier says they can't come out for SIX days. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 12:15 AM (dovS9)

Wow, worse service than us. I hope you get service back quicker.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

583 The whole West versus the world thing is moronic. You know what I don't give a care about? How we stack up against third-world shitholes like the Congo or totalitarian regimes like China. It's really hard to believe that arguments like that are made in good faith.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2019 12:28 AM (H5knJ)

584 Pretty much every single fucking presidente del Mexico.

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Well, Benito Juarez. He didn't care for bullfighting either.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 18, 2019 12:28 AM (GNk5/)

585 Meh. I've told this before.

Old guy that lived across the street had a thick German accent. He was always quick to say that he was Argentinian. Mrs. H. was convinced that he was a Nazi war criminal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:29 AM (eYD0A)

586 LMAO Tucker said that the Planned Parenthood President was fired before her third trimester at the job was complete.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:29 AM (S7WbR)

587 How many divisions do the Shitholes have? About as many as the Pope, AFAIK.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:29 AM (md3fh)

588 I request no further mention or discussion of anything German.

I am on the cusp of making an expensive decision regarding Oktoberfest this year.

If I go, I will leave any unused beer tokens in the Barrel.

Posted by: Miklos, who at least has Lederhosen Legs at July 18, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

589 So Omar, is she considered a hero to muslims because she is denigrating our country by even being elected? Is she considered shameful for daring to tell men what to say and do? Heroic for essentially openly acting as a fifth column within our government and advocating for anti-Israel and anti Jewish measures?

For our operational purposes it does not really matter: she has proclaimed from the rooftops that she is our enemy. It is just something I am curious about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (xAnaP)

Basically the Koran is OK with anything a muzzie does, if it causes damage to the enemy, even if the muzzie in question is breaking all kinds a Sharia laws.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 12:30 AM (abNpZ)

590 >>>575 Just a question that has been kicking around in my head for the past several months since the election:

We all know the... slightly less than salutory or enlightened views Muslims have toward women right and their role in governance (i.e. none.)

So Omar, is she considered a hero to muslims because she is denigrating our country by even being elected? Is she considered shameful for daring to tell men what to say and do? Heroic for essentially openly acting as a fifth column within our government and advocating for anti-Israel and anti Jewish measures?

For our operational purposes it does not really matter: she has proclaimed from the rooftops that she is our enemy. It is just something I am curious about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:24 AM (xAnaP)
_______________________________

She is of their tribal group and they will support her over members of the enemy American tribal group.

Whether she is the optimal member of their tribe is not a factor.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 18, 2019 12:30 AM (w81V4)

591 Shashlick is so good, my spelling is bad sorry

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:30 AM (G1gJe)

592 586 LMAO Tucker said that the Planned Parenthood President was fired before her third trimester at the job was complete.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:29 AM (S7WbR)


I think a number of people have noted today that she was terminated before nine months.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:31 AM (sdi6R)

593 Did the sky diving Russkie male ask his partner, "Was it good for you?" before he climbed off her and went back to the party 9 stories above?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 18, 2019 12:31 AM (WRSbt)

594 I say we aim for 30%
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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If I can just get the damned 403 installed in the Cutlass, I might be able to help. I am intent upon increasing my carbon footprint.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:31 AM (eYD0A)

595 Goodness, look at the time. I will be saying adieu y'all.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 18, 2019 12:31 AM (md3fh)

596 Old guy that lived across the street had a thick German accent. He was always quick to say that he was Argentinian. Mrs. H. was convinced that he was a Nazi war criminal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:29 AM (eYD0A)

Which is probably why he was quick to say he was Argentinian. If a guy 50 years ago had come up to you and said he was an ace stukha pilot who scored dozens of tank kills on the western front, while it may have been a conversation starter, it probably would not have been one he liked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:32 AM (xAnaP)

597 I request no further mention or discussion of anything German.


Wieso und weswegen und warum nicht?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, being helpful at July 18, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

598 When she has fulfilled her political usefulness they will strap a bomb on her then send her to a designated target.

Posted by: Stringer Bean at July 18, 2019 12:32 AM (pGnDm)

599 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 18, 2019 12:33 AM (Rz2Nc)

600 I think a number of people have noted today that she was terminated before nine months.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:31 AM (sdi6R)

--Hey, I can only catch Tucker in the rerun on a work day here in Mountain Time.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:33 AM (S7WbR)

601 Just remember Oktoberfest is really in September. Don't be late and avoid the Jaegermeister chasers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:34 AM (T9VmS)

602 Mrs. H. was convinced that he was a Nazi war criminal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I knew a guy in Columbia who was former Luftwaffe. Married, but clearly homo. Fine guy, just, whatever.

I asked him exactly what his job in Hitler's Luftwaffe was, and he said "I vas de best hairdresser in all Luftwaffe".

Posted by: Miklos, true story at July 18, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

603 Did the sky diving Russkie male ask his partner, "Was it good for you?" before he climbed off her and went back to the party 9 stories above?
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Ya know, in Russia they make vodka bottles with paper pull tabs because it is assumed that once a bottle is opened it will be completely consumed. I suspect that this may have contributed to the situation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 12:34 AM (iB1oa)

604 Ace Stuka pilot?

If he's missing one leg, that's Rudel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:35 AM (T9VmS)

605 Good night all I'm going to try for a long day of work tomorrow we'll see how that goes. Saw the doctor today and he said I can start putting pressure on the left foot so let's rock and roll. Be well you're a bunch of crazy bastards.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2019 12:35 AM (vDhbw)

606
Let's see, I've never head of the "Fallacy of Big Numbers". There is a Law of Large Numbers, which basically says if you flip a coin a large enough number of times, the result will be the expected value, half heads.

There is something dubbed the "Fallacy of Large Numbers", something from Samuelson (big economics poohbah). It's an economics thing. Suppose your 'bet' is 50% chance of winning $11, and 50% chance of losing ten.

By the law of large numbers you'll win in the end if you make enough such bets.

But will you take one such bet. Samuelson's supposed fallacy was most people will take a long string of such bets and he argued that was a bad bet.

That's the only "Fallacy of Large Numbers" I can find, and that is disputed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

607 593
Did the sky diving Russkie male ask his partner, "Was it good for you?"
before he climbed off her and went back to the party 9 stories above?

Posted by: Comanche Voter


"Well, it was bigger than 'the little death'."

Posted by: Sidewalk pizza gal at July 18, 2019 12:36 AM (J3GN6)

608 Back in the 1970s, we had a TV repairman who had been a radio operator for the Luftwaffe.

That was back when "TV repairman" was an actual specialty. He owned his own shop and everything. As far as I know he was a legitimate immigrant and a US citizen.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 12:36 AM (sdi6R)

609 Winning! The BLM is moving from DC to the western states. Most BLM employees including senior positions are moving from DC.

Some employees will be left in DC, sad!

Details at instapundit. (link to NPR).

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 12:36 AM (0OmEj)

610 Night Ruthless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:37 AM (xAnaP)

611 I put the Woods Cadet 72" rough-cut mower on my old tractor yesterday, but it was too wet to mow. Today was sunny and breezy, a good drying day, so at 4:00 I went up to the neighbors' place and mowed their 3 acres of weeds, some of them 4 feet tall. Took me until 8:15, but I did break for dinner for 30 minutes. Got 'em all knocked down, but nobody is going to mistake it for a golf green.

And I got two out of three big patch panels welded onto the right side rocker panel of the F150, so the end of that little job is in sight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 12:37 AM (abNpZ)

612 >>>597 I request no further mention or discussion of anything German.


Wieso und weswegen und warum nicht?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, being helpful at July 18, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

Mein Bandersnatch!

Ein Soviets ist advancing! Zey have unironicly re-captured Poland! Ze "El Chupacabra" special weapons from our Mexican allies did nothing!

Ve believe ist to avenge the ass whupping we gave ein soviets earlier in ze war.

Vat vill ve do? Perhaps ve should surrender to the filthy Yankees instead?

Danke,

Posted by: Franz in Frankfurt at July 18, 2019 12:37 AM (w81V4)

613 Us in the west hate the blm.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:38 AM (G1gJe)

614 Basil Fawlty, "do not mention the war to our guests."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:38 AM (T9VmS)

615 >>I request no further mention or discussion of anything German.

>>I am on the cusp of making an expensive decision regarding Oktoberfest this year.

>>If I go, I will leave any unused beer tokens in the Barrel.

How is this a hard decision?

Go.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2019 12:38 AM (K/2j/)

616 While in Germany try to drive Nuremberg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (T9VmS)

617 Why does the government own so much of the West?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (G1gJe)

618 That's the only "Fallacy of Large Numbers" I can find, and that is disputed.
Posted by: publius

In my experience, the only way to be sure of winning at a casino blackjack table is to be sitting next to a niece of Jean Knight, and have everybody sing "Mr. Big Stuff".

Dealer busts, every time.

Posted by: Miklos, walked in with 300, left with Jazzfest paid for at July 18, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Why does the government own so much of the West?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (G1gJe)

Because they once owned all of it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 12:41 AM (abNpZ)

620
LMAO Tucker said that the Planned Parenthood President was fired before her third trimester at the job was complete.
Posted by: logprof

I think a number of people have noted today that she was terminated before nine months.
Posted by: rickl


Did they make her comfortable before termination?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 12:41 AM (aKsyK)

621 616 While in Germany try to drive Nuremberg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (T9VmS)

___

You mean Nurburgring?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 12:42 AM (nPOfc)

622 Vat vill ve do? Perhaps ve should surrender to the filthy Yankees instead?

Danke,
Posted by: Franz in Frankfurt

Ein word: Paperclip

Tell Werner he's in.

Posted by: Miklos, job to do at July 18, 2019 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

623 Did they make her comfortable before termination?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2019 12:41 AM (aKsyK)
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Seems like it was more a standard D and C.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (iB1oa)

624 Holee shit. Is he THAT fucken smart?

https://tinyurl.com/y4zshl5s

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (ABuva)

625 Reviewing new posts after walking my K-9 inamorata. Random comments on said posts:

1) You can buy a button of heroin for $5-$10 in STL. Don't know what it would cost in La La, but you can make that $10 easily by aggressive begging, I believe. You can support a really heavy heroin habit for $70/day or so. I once had a witness who told me she spent $1000/day on crack. Which is why you don't hear much about "girl" any more. "Boy" has driven it off the market.

2) PR does NOT WANT to be an independent nation! They've voted against that option several times,IIRC. Independence now finishes third. Statehood is second & has been trending upward. Congress gave PR a continuing option to become a state decades ago, whenever they want. So, "let's give them independence & keep the military base" is a non-starter.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (Cssks)

626 604 Ace Stuka pilot?

If he's missing one leg, that's Rudel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:35 AM (T9VmS)

He had some sort of insane numbers like 700 some odd tanks and fighting vehicles... and also a battleship, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:44 AM (xAnaP)

627 Nobody responded to any of my poasts.
<flounces out, pouty-faced>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 12:45 AM (NMAzL)

628 Ja ja that is der ring

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:45 AM (T9VmS)

629 Impressive numbers on the heroin prices, are you a cop?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:47 AM (G1gJe)

630 Why the US rocks

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxplgojg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:47 AM (T9VmS)

631 A battleship?

Does he have any photos of any of his Ju 87s?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:48 AM (T9VmS)

632 Congress gave PR a continuing option to become a state decades ago, whenever they want. So, "let's give them independence & keep the military base" is a non-starter.
Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (Cssks)

"You can't always get what you want, but sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 12:49 AM (abNpZ)

633 Why does the government own so much of the West?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (G1gJe)

A great deal of the West was passed up by settlers early on, so much of the land remained in Uncle Sam's tight grasp ever since. Additionally, the West's lower population makes it ripe for Federal land grabs at the behest of environmental lobbyists.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (tVQUs)

634 Evening y'all

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (/UQ/R)

635 631 A battleship?

Does he have any photos of any of his Ju 87s?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:48 AM (T9VmS)

I was talking about Hans Rudel, not Mike Hammers neighbor. I was just posing a hypothetical about why any german dude of a certain age might want to maintain that he was Argentinian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (xAnaP)

636 629 tinfoil

No, but I take that as a compliment, thanks. I was a fed prosecutor for 27 years before I retired.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (Cssks)

637 624 Holee shit. Is he THAT fucken smart?

https://tinyurl.com/y4zshl5s
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (ABuva)

Somewhere I hear George Takei saying "Oh My!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (V2Yro)

638 ♪ The long and winding road
that leads to ONT.... ♪

It's late. Just got home from Mom's in the Big Town. Nice drive, little traffic, no wildlife in the road.

Did I... miss anything in 600+ comments? Naahh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 12:52 AM (LO5Qy)

639 Nice nmw

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:52 AM (G1gJe)

640 Found the wiki entry:

During the war, Rudel was credited with the destruction of 519 tanks, as well as one battleship, one cruiser, 70 landing craft and 150 artillery emplacements.[3] He claimed 7 aerial victories and the destruction of more than 800 vehicles of all types.[3] He flew 2,530 ground-attack missions exclusively on the Eastern Front, usually flying the Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" dive bomber.[3

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 12:54 AM (xAnaP)

641 tin

Sometimes my info is a little... dated.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:54 AM (Cssks)

642 609
Winning! The BLM is moving from DC to the western states. Most BLM employees including senior positions are moving from DC.

Losing! They're supposed to be going to Grand Junction Colorado, which is still a red district in CO. If you include the number of Commiefornicators moving there, it will turn it into a blue district. It could wind up being Berkley East.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 12:54 AM (VNmG1)

643 Mine too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:55 AM (G1gJe)

644 2) PR does NOT WANT to be an independent nation! They've voted against that option several times,IIRC. Independence now finishes third. Statehood is second & has been trending upward. Congress gave PR a continuing option to become a state decades ago, whenever they want. So, "let's give them independence & keep the military base" is a non-starter.
Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (Cssks)

--Fuck 'em.

Why should *they* get to decide.

Cut 'em the fuck loose and let Ricky Martin lead them to prosperity.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 12:55 AM (S7WbR)

645 Been trying to stay off here until Mr. WDS goes to bed......but it gets late and everyone is gone

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 12:55 AM (/UQ/R)

646 makes it ripe for Federal land grabs at the behest of environmental lobbyists.
Posted by: Surfperch

Obama's house should be declared a National Monument with right of public access.

Also those of certain SC justices and other politician bolsheviks.


Posted by: Miklos, citing executive authority at July 18, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

647 webworker

You shoulda seen the LAST thread!

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:55 AM (Cssks)

648 633 Why does the government own so much of the West?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:39 AM (G1gJe)

A great deal of the West was passed up by settlers early on, so much of the land remained in Uncle Sam's tight grasp ever since. Additionally, the West's lower population makes it ripe for Federal land grabs at the behest of environmental lobbyists.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 18, 2019 12:51 AM (tVQUs)

The Fed's own it because when they were originally territories, the Federal Government owned almost 100% of them, and they were only slowly able to sell off pieces of them to settlers. A lot of the land in places like Nevada just isnt worth living on, or even ranching on, so it still belongs to the Feds by default.

One large state that the Feds own almost none of is Texas, for reasons that should be obvious.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 12:56 AM (V2Yro)

649 Holee shit. Is he THAT fucken smart?



https://tinyurl.com/y4zshl5s

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (ABuva)

Awesome article - I DID NOT KNOW THIS! Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 12:57 AM (NMAzL)

650 logprof

That would require repealing the "Puerto Rican Statehood Authorization" law.

I guess we could write Nancy Pelosi & Mitt Romney & Marco Rubio & ask politely. You in?

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:58 AM (Cssks)

651 Take a look at the govt owned land in west, we should back land in the east.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 12:59 AM (G1gJe)

652 Old blue......from what Infidel has told me, GJ is already going blue.

Our grandson, who lives there, told us Bernie Sanders was president

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

653 I was in a small place in Puerto Rico called Humacao. At one of the local watering holes one guy told me that "Happiness comes from Humacao. We make people happy!"

How is that...

The local pharma plant is the world's largest producer of Viagra.

Posted by: Miklos, and the rum was cheap, no federal tax at July 18, 2019 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

654 AOP - After the conversation the other night about CVTs, I recalled that a Snapper riding mower that I once owned had a constantly variable transmission.

Similar to this:
http://tinyurl.com/y3g5qbry

The friction wheel is shifted in/out from the center of the drive wheel. Worked well, never slipped, and I only replaced the friction wheel once in maybe 5 years.

Interestingly, I have a miniature version of that intended for varying the speed of small instruments. 1/4" input and output shafts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:59 AM (eYD0A)

655
Short version of that Iran article: The drone was bait, we wanted them to shoot it down, to get detailed info on their air defense response. The drone was a demonstrator, one headed for the scrapyard anyway.

The theater of "we're going to attack Iran" for shooting down our drown was further deception to make them scramble and glean more info on their response.

Then at the last minute, Trump "calls it off". There never was anything on in the first place. It was all theater to get Iran to use their air defenses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:00 AM (f1Vqw)

656 650 logprof

That would require repealing the "Puerto Rican Statehood Authorization" law.

I guess we could write Nancy Pelosi & Mitt Romney & Marco Rubio & ask politely. You in?
Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2019 12:58 AM (Cssks)

--Yeesh, talk about a white elephant.

No, RAYCISSS!!!!

A brown elephant.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:04 AM (S7WbR)

657 There's hydroplaning and then there is this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2d2xrb2

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 01:05 AM (T9VmS)

658 WDS, it doesn't surprise me. The entire corridor from the Eisenhower Tunnel to Eagle went blue a long time ago. Years ago, Palisade and GJ were known for their produce, especially peaches, but if you go there now those have been pushed out by wineries set up by all the Californicators moving in from that state. They all came in with a crap ton of money and started buying everything up.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:06 AM (VNmG1)

659 Then at the last minute, Trump "calls it off". There never was anything on in the first place. It was all theater to get Iran to use their air defenses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:00 AM (f1Vqw)

--That said, I don't want that intel used for actual war plans, but rather just to bankrupt them (and Chinese enablers) and topple those shitheads organically.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:06 AM (S7WbR)

660 655
Short version of that Iran article: The drone was bait, we wanted them to shoot it down, to get detailed info on their air defense response. The drone was a demonstrator, one headed for the scrapyard anyway.

The theater of "we're going to attack Iran" for shooting down our drown was further deception to make them scramble and glean more info on their response.

Then at the last minute, Trump "calls it off". There never was anything on in the first place. It was all theater to get Iran to use their air defenses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:00 AM (f1Vqw)


Interesting. That sounds quite plausible.

And it had the added bonus of the Democrats and Never Trumpers (BIRM) alternately freaking out that he's trying to start a war and/or backing down in disgrace.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 01:07 AM (sdi6R)

661 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 01:05 AM (T9VmS)

Dutch Harbor FTW!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:08 AM (VNmG1)

662 One large state that the Feds own almost none of is Texas, for reasons that should be obvious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 12:56 AM (V2Yro)

Unfortunately, this is making it hard to get new border wall installed in Texas. The first contracts were awarded last fall yet no barriers have yet to go up due to having to coordinate with localities and obtain land through imminent domain. ~100 miles of barrier is slated to go up in Rio Grande Valley, eventually. (Though by late Summer things should start happening).

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2019 01:08 AM (GtG/j)

663 Then at the last minute, Trump "calls it off". There never was anything on in the first place. It was all theater to get Iran to use their air defenses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:00 AM (f1Vqw)

that story does account for all the known facts, and sounds like the kind of plan Trump would love. Plus it explains some curiosities that were always right there in the original news accounts, such as why were we flying a great big drone in circles right in front of their air defenses, while knowing that a drone is about as hard to shoot down as a Cessna 172.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2019 01:08 AM (V2Yro)

664 Similar to this:
http://tinyurl.com/y3g5qbry

The friction wheel is shifted in/out from the center of the drive wheel. Worked well, never slipped, and I only replaced the friction wheel once in maybe 5 years.

Interestingly, I have a miniature version of that intended for varying the speed of small instruments. 1/4" input and output shafts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 12:59 AM (eYD0A)

My Husqvarna snow blower uses that type of drive.

Here is an image of the cone drive used in my Dixon mower:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y456ebd4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 01:09 AM (abNpZ)

665 I played ping pong with this Puerto Rican girl in Germany everyday, she had a broken leg from going Airborne.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:09 AM (G1gJe)

666 Back for a bit.
Evasive, thanks.

Turns out my digital antenna works on a few channels on the standard-def TV in my room, which is a bit of a relief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 01:10 AM (dovS9)

667 Losing! They're supposed to be going to Grand Junction Colorado, which is still a red district in CO. If you include the number of Commiefornicators moving there, it will turn it into a blue district. It could wind up being Berkley East.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 12:54 AM (VNmG1)

__

And solidifying CO as a blue state. Yeah no bueno.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:10 AM (nPOfc)

668 Old blue.......word is that all the peach orchards are being pushed out. But we did manage to bring home a bushel of early on Sunday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:10 AM (/UQ/R)

669 ...Nobody responded to any of my poasts.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 12:45 AM (NMAzL)



You're a duo act now, missy. Bring Publius out on to the stage with you for all teh applesauce.


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

670 Oops, I hit the bad-number jackpot tonight. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 01:11 AM (dovS9)

671 the tower block in St Petersburg, Russia





One suspects that Uncle Palp has bot been entirely forthcoming regarding the nature and circumstances of his injuries..

Posted by: Miklos, planning canals over here, Boss! at July 18, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

672 670 Oops, I hit the bad-number jackpot tonight. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2019 01:11 AM (dovS9)

--wherestherum, bless her, would say otherwise

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:13 AM (S7WbR)

673 Yes Lurking Lurker.......definitely no bruno! Cannot believe how much this state has changed since I moved here in 84

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:14 AM (/UQ/R)

674 Hi Miley!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:15 AM (/UQ/R)

675 670 Oops, I hit the bad-number jackpot tonight. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


Without so much as an

No respect for tradition anymore!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:15 AM (LO5Qy)

676 Husqivarna is my favorite

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:15 AM (G1gJe)

677 Damn autocucumber! Bueno

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:16 AM (/UQ/R)

678 673 Yes Lurking Lurker.......definitely no bruno! Cannot believe how much this state has changed since I moved here in 84
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:14 AM (/UQ/R)

___

See also Nevada, Arizona, Florida, Georgia you get the idea. Infestation of liberals is happening everywhere.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:16 AM (nPOfc)

679 : mindful webworker - click for vids blog

Idle hands are the Devil's emojis.

Posted by: Miklos, can I get a witness at July 18, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

680 Glad I got here in time to find out about the drone article.

It's like 12-D Risk. (the board game)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:18 AM (LO5Qy)

681
Holee shit. Is he THAT fucken smart?



https://tinyurl.com/y4zshl5s

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 18, 2019 12:43 AM (ABuva)

======

We are. During Bush I's Iraq War they flew drones over Iraqi territory so they would get shot down. The US was able to pinpoint exactly where Iraqi radar equipment was by the shootdown points, so the next day they went and bombed 'em. I might not have that story exactly right since radar equipment is mobile, but they used shot-down drones to triangulate the location of something that they went and took out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:18 AM (cTfLe)

682
The drone they used was headed for the scapyard. It was just a demonstrator, proof of concept thing. Then at the last minute, they decide to send over there.

It made no sense. There was no reason to use it. It had no use whatsoever. That's the clincher.

So someone had a clever idea. Hey, we're going to scrap this thing anyway, so why not play a little trick with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)

683 Hi Miley!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Is Miley here?

*considers, discards pants concept*

Posted by: Miklos, out of the hammock at least at July 18, 2019 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

684
How do you make those devils? Excuse me while I try a few things.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:19 AM (cTfLe)

685 So someone had a clever idea. Hey, we're going to scrap this thing anyway, so why not play a little trick with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)

They could have given it to me. I'd have put a saddle on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 01:20 AM (abNpZ)

686
Ooh! Pictures!

>)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:20 AM (cTfLe)

687 684
How do you make those devils? Excuse me while I try a few things.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:19 AM (cTfLe)

--smilies.mee.nu

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:21 AM (S7WbR)

688 678
See also Nevada, Arizona, Florida, Georgia you get the idea. Infestation of liberals is happening everywhere.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:16 AM (nPOfc)


This is why I think a lot of Texans are in for an extremely ugly surprise one of these election days sometime soon. They seem to think "It can't happen here" when it is clearly happening everywhere else.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 01:21 AM (sdi6R)

689 Winning, GJ is somewhere between 60-75k people. Less than 100 are going there. The rest will be spread out over other states and in Denver. In no way will this overwhelm GJ.

Drain the swamp by moving it out of DC.

Closer to the people who have to deal with the BLM anyhow.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (0OmEj)

690 They could have given it to me. I'd have put a saddle on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hat. You would need a hat.

Posted by: Miklos "Slim" Pickens at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

691 ...So someone had a clever idea. Hey, we're going to scrap this thing anyway, so why not play a little trick with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)



Heebie Jeebies.

How many of the current Dem "candidates" are now flying in the role of disposable "drone?"

Given the odds of a Trumpian Victory, I'd love to say ALL OF THEM, but, you always have to plan and prepare for the worst.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

692
Let me tell you want Miley did. There's a guy across the street from her place here who has a manicured lawn. Manicured is not even the word for it.

The guy is some sort of nut. He was out with a leaf blower during a lull in a little rain storm we had a few weeks ago. He could never bear debris in his driveway for even that short of a time.

The grass is some fancy special sod shit, probably laid by hand.

We came back about dark, and Miley took her shoes off and walked on that lawn, just to see how it felt on her feet.

I told her be glad he didn't have some sort of alarm set up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)

693 WDS, I was born in C Springs, and my Dad was Air Force. When we came back from Japan in 1960 Dad joined civilian life and we moved to Aurora. Fitzsimmons was an active Army hospital, Lowry AFB was and active airfield. There was nothing south of 6th avenue on Havana st except a little redneck bar call the Baby Doll Lounge, then the JFK golf course before Cherry Creek Dam was built, Hampden made the turn and the only there was the Howard Johnson's on I-25. It was 4 lane for about a mile and became 85-87 to C Springs. Castle Rock was a wide spot in that road. Parker was a separate small farming community. Nothing east of Fitzsimmons except Watkins, and that was on US 40 because I-70 hadn't been built yet. Now it's solid city halfway to Kansas.
The part of Aurora that I grew up in is now the barrio. When I saw that the Mexican flag had been raised over the DHS facility I went ballistic. My wife had to turn off the tv, and she told me to go sit on the porch and cool down. I was ready to invade and wipe the whole place off the map. The only thing that stopped me was that I didn't have any armor (Think Abrams tanks)

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:25 AM (VNmG1)

694
Shoot. Gonna try some more.


:-o
(6)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:25 AM (cTfLe)

695 I told her be glad he didn't have some sort of alarm set up.
Posted by: publius

Some neighbor might grass on her.

Posted by: Miklos, user of ancient slang at July 18, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

696 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)

--Some people just want to watch the world berm.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:26 AM (S7WbR)

697 ... The grass is some fancy special sod shit, probably laid by hand.

We came back about dark, and Miley took her shoes off and walked on that lawn, just to see how it felt on her feet.

I told her be glad he didn't have some sort of alarm set up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)



Said lawn has now been laid by foot.

We're usually lucky to be laid by the inch. Advantage, Lawn.


/all of the snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

698
--smilies.mee.nu
Posted by: logprof

======

Thanks!


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:27 AM (cTfLe)

699 This is why I think a lot of Texans are in for an extremely ugly surprise one of these election days sometime soon. They seem to think "It can't happen here" when it is clearly happening everywhere else.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 01:21 AM (sdi6R)

___

California was once upon a time a red state. It can happen anywhere, unfortunately.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:29 AM (nPOfc)

700 Thanks!


Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Cool!


Now do ampersands and solve the Middle East

Posted by: Miklos, perpetual optimist at July 18, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

701 To victors goes the Schwimmwagen.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3z6buky

I think they painted the car OD green

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 01:29 AM (T9VmS)

702 My step daughter just moved to Colorado Springs, oh that she marries an Airforce man.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:30 AM (G1gJe)

703 California was once upon a time a red state. It can happen anywhere, unfortunately.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Surf California Nazis must die!!

Posted by: Fast Times at Miklos High at July 18, 2019 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Her Boss Corrects Her Spelling

Is this the source of her spelling problem?

http://hampsterdance.com/

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:31 AM (rnwV8)

705 Here is an image of the cone drive used in my Dixon mower:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y456ebd4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

Ah! Got it. The drive cone is inside the cupped output cones. Not what I had imagined.

Is there just a single 'input' cone driving the two output cones? Can't tell. Seems like that would be difficult. Have you ever had to replace the drive cone, or driven cones?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 01:31 AM (eYD0A)

706 Old Blue......OMG......I hear you......husband had to hold me back after I saw they pulled that stunt!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2019 01:31 AM (/UQ/R)

707 California was once upon a time a red state. It can happen anywhere, unfortunately.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:29 AM (nPOfc)

--I think another Moron upthread mentioned that Morons unacquainted with Steve Sailer should get acquainted.

Exhibit A.

P.S. google/bing "affordable family formation"

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:31 AM (S7WbR)

708 @699 California was once upon a time a red state. It can happen anywhere, unfortunately.

--------

The trick is to figure out how to turn California back to (non-communist) red once again.

Posted by: junior at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (Fp6vo)

709
How many of the current Dem "candidates" are now flying in the role of disposable "drone?"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

======

LOL, trouble is, those are the Dems' state-of-the-art machines. All flying over the Devil's Trumpangle, soon to be mysteriously atomized.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (cTfLe)

710 To victors goes the Schwimmwagen.

"If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen, he would be President today"

Posted by: Miklos, recalling un-PC National Lampoon at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

711 Blonde Morticia, like logprof said, the guide to smilies is

http://smilies.mee.nu

Text that Pixy won't accept because it has characters from the current millennium? This will change them to HTML codes Pixy understands.

http://bit.ly/pixyize

You can do all kinds of things with HTML codes IF you can use ampersands. Like, use the html codes found here:

https://www.toptal.com/designers/htmlarrows/

Pro-level Pixy tricks in the still-not-updated, unauthorized, unofficial Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide

http://bitly.com/aoshq-csg

AoSHQ - it's not for the lazy or timid.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:35 AM (LO5Qy)

712
"If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen, he would be President today"
Posted by: Miklos
---------

I don't get it.

Posted by: Anyone younger than 29 at July 18, 2019 01:36 AM (eYD0A)

713 WDS, yeah I about lost it. I know how much that area has changed in the last twenty years. If you don't speak Mexican it makes it hard to get around down there. So my statement to all those assholes, if you don't like it here, go back to where you came from (to paraphrase the President)

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:36 AM (VNmG1)

714
Cool!


Now do ampersands and solve the Middle East
Posted by: Miklos

=====

Types.

& &

Grabs yardstick, stands back from keyboard, hits Post

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:37 AM (cTfLe)

715 The trick is to figure out how to turn California back to (non-communist) red once again.
Posted by: junior a

Cut off all welfare and government "assistance".

The legal mejicanos will realize that the "by the sweat of thy brow" rule is back.

They will vote accordingly.

Posted by: Miklos, official Political Scientist at July 18, 2019 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

716
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog

======

My goodness, I had no idea there was truth behind your nic.

You are a webworker. A mindful one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:38 AM (cTfLe)

717 Castle Rock is way more than a wide spot in the road now. population 75k+. I moved here in 85, the growth has been insane. We had maybe 3 stop lights in the whole town. I-25 was two lanes back then. now its 6 or 8 lanes.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 01:39 AM (0OmEj)

718 Okay this one makes me laugh

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2xqae7u

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 01:40 AM (T9VmS)

719 Castle Rock Maine?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:40 AM (G1gJe)

720 ...LOL, trouble is, those are the Dems' state-of-the-art machines. All flying over the Devil's Trumpangle, soon to be mysteriously atomized.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (cTfLe)



and:


..."If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen, he would be President today"

Posted by: Miklos, recalling un-PC National Lampoon at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)




There is an amazing synchronization between these two comments.

And believe it or not, I *actually remember* that an Orange County VW dealer did in fact, post that Lampoon ad as a REAL AD on REAL BILLBOARDS in their market area.

'Cause I remembers being in the all-important SHOTGUN! seat in Mom's '67 Catalina, rolling along the 405 and seeing that floating VW Bug in all of it's Billboard Glory.

Mom, being an avid hater of all things Kennedy, reveled in the mirth and humor, all the while.

Yeah, I was a political outcast as a kid in elementary school, why'd'ja ask?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX





Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

721 Here in Hell Paso, illegitimacy among the "vibrant" is rampant.

Here, government cheese does not pay for food for families; it pays for iphones and tatts for serial baby mamas.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:41 AM (S7WbR)

722 Never say never I suppose but making CA red again is probably not happening in my lifetime. And I'm not that old.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:42 AM (nPOfc)

723 CR Colorado, The best Castle Rock.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 01:43 AM (0OmEj)

724 Hi WDS! Hi Miklos!
Jim, you're on a roll tonight

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 01:43 AM (NMAzL)

725 USNtakim, back around 2000, 2001 I was driving a concrete mixer and was pouring a driveway for a 2 million dollar mansion up in Daniels Park. Large pine tree branches were brushing right up against the house. I was thinking that the owners better hope they have great insurance because if there's ever a fire, that house is going up. IIRC, that same year they had a fire in that area.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:44 AM (VNmG1)

726 ...Never say never I suppose but making CA red again is probably not happening in my lifetime. And I'm not that old.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 18, 2019 01:42 AM (nPOfc)




Odds are it'll be red again.

Watch for it, it'll be running red in the streets.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

727 > California was once upon a time a red state. It can happen anywhere, unfortunately.



Not just a nominal red state, but one that elected Ronald Reagan. Twice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 01:45 AM (GDooN)

728 If I were more mindful, I'd sit down and update the Commenters' Survival Guide with all the add the multitude of additional things folks've suggested since last revision. One of these years...

Or, #twoweeks as the Morons say.

Some folks have sometimes suggested AoSHQ needs a guide to the various memes the blog has generated (Kaboom?), and the pseudonyms for public figures ("who is Scankles?"), but that takes away from the fun of discovery.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:45 AM (LO5Qy)

729 Good, because Stephen King can kiss my white hairy ass.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:46 AM (G1gJe)

730 719
Castle Rock Maine?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2019 01:40 AM (G1gJe)

Nope, Castle Rock, CO, not that Stephen King Castle Rock.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:47 AM (VNmG1)

731 LOL, trouble is, those are the Dems'
state-of-the-art machines. All flying over the Devil's Trumpangle, soon
to be mysteriously atomized.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2019 01:32 AM (cTfLe)

LOLOL! "The Devil's Trumpangle" is sweeeet!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 01:47 AM (NMAzL)

732 P.J. Media's got more evidence (school records) that BroFo's husband was, in fact, her brother.

And he was underage, to boot. Still in high school. The age of consent appears to be 16 in Minnesota, so I suppose they won't be able to make her register as a sex offender.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 01:47 AM (GDooN)

733 AoSHQ - it's not for the lazy or timid.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:35 AM (LO5Qy)

I'm not timid, but I am lazy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 01:48 AM (NMAzL)

734 I remember the Daniels park fire. They were lucky houses did no burn that day.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 01:48 AM (0OmEj)

735 Hi WDS! Hi Miklos!
Jim, you're on a roll tonight
Posted by: Miley

Now see, she's being nice, maybe thinking I'll bring her and Publius fresh oysters from the coast.

Unfortunately, Miklos doesn't have an "R" in it.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe November, after the first hard frost at July 18, 2019 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

736 Hi ont, How are you

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 01:49 AM (ZXDU6)

737 Ah! Got it. The drive cone is inside the cupped output cones. Not what I had imagined.

Is there just a single 'input' cone driving the two output cones? Can't tell. Seems like that would be difficult. Have you ever had to replace the drive cone, or driven cones?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2019 01:31 AM (eYD0A)

Two drive cones, on a common shaft, belt-driven via the pulley you see in the picture. That is the bottom of the assembly. Drive cones are made of friction material, like clutch or brake lining. The driven cones, called "discups" are cast iron, and are mounted on frames that can be swung up or down, based on inputs from the control levers. They are spring loaded to return to a neutral position, with no control input, and neither discup touches a drive cone. The vertical shaft bearing the drive cones is belted to the engine crankshaft, and turns clockwise at about engine RPM as long as the engine runs. If the bottom side of the discup contacts a cone, it turns the discup in forward motion; top side, reverse motion. Initial contact of the discup with the cone occurs near the apex of the cone, so low gear is obtained. Increased control lever pressure shifts the contact point towards the rim of the cone, meaning progressively higher gear ratios. The contact surfaces of the discups are slightly crowned, so that contact is at a point, not a line.

What is cool about this drive is that it was invented by one guy, in the late '60's - early '70's, and it was a cover story in Popular Science or Popular Mechanics back in the day. I have the magazine. And the device used in the Dixon mower is almost exactly as illustrated on the magazine cover. Pretty rare to see an invention like that get to market almost completely as originally designed.

And I did replace the drive cones and discups once, because I could. They were not too expensive. The friction drive works at engine torque levels, and there is a large reduction, via chains, to the wheel drive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 01:50 AM (abNpZ)

738 732 P.J. Media's got more evidence (school records) that BroFo's husband was, in fact, her brother.

And he was underage, to boot. Still in high school. The age of consent appears to be 16 in Minnesota, so I suppose they won't be able to make her register as a sex offender.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2019 01:47 AM (GDooN)

--Taqiyya

Always taqiyya

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 01:50 AM (S7WbR)

739 734
I remember the Daniels park fire. They were lucky houses did no burn that day.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 18, 2019 01:48 AM (0OmEj)

Didn't they have to postpone a major golf tournament around that time? Let me go check

Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2019 01:51 AM (VNmG1)

740 Miklos #715:
...(non-communist) red

See, this right here is why I so dislike the blue-red definitions the media forced on us many elections ago. I do not use the terms, and even sometimes have to stop and think, which means what now?

Look at the commie flag. Look at the Nazi flag. What is the predominant color? What did we call the commies? Reds. I still call it Red China.

Hence my illustration
"Blue (choose)"
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/blue

Another windmill I tilt at is liberal v conservative. Both terms have been co-opted, undermined, inverted, and perverted so much in common usage they've lost original or any other meanings. Lately I've taken to the sig someone uses here, "Patriots and Traitors."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 01:55 AM (LO5Qy)

741
Always taqiyya
Posted by: logprof

All day, every day*

*after 6 during Ramadan
*closed five times per day, per Sharia
*special arrangements for infidels-you disgust us, but ask and beg


EBT accepted!!!!



Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Endless Taqqiya Bar at July 18, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

742 This Horde is more my family now, than what family I have in name or DNA or blood, or whatever.

I'm now neither YOUNG nor OLD. But geezerdom lurks not too far hence.

We share though here a bond, regardless of distance, color, credential, standing or rank.

I'll now hit the snoozer, not with frustration, angst or anger.

But with the peaceful rest of a Moron content with his lot, among the blessed, the few, The Horde.

Sweet Dreams, you buncha reprobate deplorable conservative constitutionalists!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2019 01:59 AM (QzJWU)

743 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:01 AM (xAnaP)

744 lousagirl #736: Hi ont, How are you

lousagirl, is it just I haven't seen you, or have you not been around much for a while? Hi.

Alternative explanations include my flaky memory...

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 02:01 AM (LO5Qy)

745 Matthew 6:34

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:02 AM (ZXDU6)

746 What popped that "always taqiyya" phrase into my head?

https://youtu.be/AUphDV3Pjww

Thank you, The Wire

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:02 AM (S7WbR)

747 Hmm, twitchy but 'White people love dogs because they miss owning slaves.'

Never had a dog they loved, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:02 AM (xAnaP)

748 Smooth sailing in the seas of tranquility, Jim.

I mean, slumber.

(It's the moon landing anniversary thing on my mind.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 02:05 AM (LO5Qy)

749 I just could not comment on aos, not sure why, but alas here I am

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:05 AM (ZXDU6)

750 Night, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 02:05 AM (abNpZ)

751 747 Hmm, twitchy but 'White people love dogs because they miss owning slaves.'

Never had a dog they loved, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:02 AM (xAnaP)

--People of all races kept dogs long before slavery was widespread, and before many of them became slaveholders of any sort.

[Well, Baraka loved dogs, but in a different sense.]

Come see me after class, libtards.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:09 AM (S7WbR)

752 614 Basil Fawlty, "do not mention the war to our guests."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2019 12:38 AM (T9VmS)


I just watched the whole episode. I think the fire drill part may be even funnier than the German tourist part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg3rgLiDXE0

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 02:11 AM (sdi6R)

753 Sleeping and Awakening

Every journey into unconsciousness the personality vanishes from reality.

Every reawakening the personality resumes existence.

The final unconsciousness may be peaceful or terrible.

The subsequent reawakening, though, surely has no aching joints, nor bills due... nor fears of that seemingly-final unconsciousness.

This is my stop.

Y'all carry on (as if you needed the encouragement).

zz

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 18, 2019 02:12 AM (LO5Qy)

754 Time for me to hit the sack, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2019 02:13 AM (abNpZ)

755 Dogs let you cry in their fur when your heart is completely broken, and they lick your face and just let you know everything will get better, that is why dogs are beyond the best

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:13 AM (ZXDU6)

756 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:18 AM (xAnaP)

757 Night mw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:18 AM (xAnaP)

758 747 Hmm, twitchy but 'White people love dogs because they miss owning slaves.'

Never had a dog they loved, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:02 AM (xAnaP)


Those people are sick in the head. They're just damaged and broken.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

759 Those people are sick in the head. They're just damaged and broken.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

Agreed. The internet lets the crazy out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:24 AM (xAnaP)

760 Whatever. I'm white, if Jewish. I love dogs but I'm no hurry to get one at the moment. My girlfriend wants one, though, and keeps hinting that she wants viszla hound. She's pretty damn far from white.

These people are full of shit. Most humans love dogs. Even races (like Asians and Africans) that don't typically own them still like them.

The only people I've seen who hate dogs are Mexicans who live in Mexican cities, where dogs are kind of a scary problem. And Arabs, but of course they hate dogs, because they hate everything that's cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:26 AM (5aX2M)

761 And Arabs, but of course they hate dogs, because they hate everything that's cool.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:26 AM (5aX2M)

--I bet they hate PAC MAN and Defender as well.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:30 AM (S7WbR)

762 At least 12 deaths confirmed in the Kyoto arson attack. They're probably going to be having repercussions from this for a while.

Posted by: Dan K. at July 18, 2019 02:31 AM (BmtOt)

763 762 At least 12 deaths confirmed in the Kyoto arson attack. They're probably going to be having repercussions from this for a while.
Posted by: Dan K. at July 18, 2019 02:31 AM (BmtOt)

--WTF?

First San Juan, now this?

Just craziness.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:33 AM (S7WbR)

764 bet they hate PAC MAN and Defender as well

-----

If you hate dogs, and pork, and bourbon... you're a potential problem. Hell, even I can't resist the lure of the goys' bacon.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:35 AM (5aX2M)

765 I don't have a dog because I live alone and I'm away from home 9-10 hours a day. I'd either have to keep him chained in the yard or else locked in a crate with a poop pad. I don't think he would be very happy in either case.

I have a cat. I leave food and water for him and a litter box. He just sleeps most of the time whether I'm home or not.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2019 02:35 AM (sdi6R)

766 If you hate dogs, and pork, and bourbon... you're a potential problem. Hell, even I can't resist the lure of the goys' bacon.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2019 02:35 AM (5aX2M)

--I for one would not rat you out for love of bacon.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:37 AM (S7WbR)

767 If God did not want us to eat pigs, he should not have made them so delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:41 AM (xAnaP)

768 Besides, who would we rat him out to?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:42 AM (xAnaP)

769 768 Besides, who would we rat him out to?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 18, 2019 02:42 AM (xAnaP)

--Hmmmm, Zombia Caiaphas?

P.S. Nice Anna Puma hash there.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:43 AM (S7WbR)

770
Well, I wouldn't have believed this. I have a Logitech mouse, a model M510 (several of them). The one on my newest machine developed and annoying double click problem. A single click would act like a double click.

That's very annoying and causes one to fuck up. I assumed it was a mechanical problem and some searching shows a cheap little copper spring tab can get weak. I thought it was that.

But then I read that some models are known to suffer from a static build problem internally that can cause this behavior. The solution was to drain that. You remove the batteries, then click all the buttons and run the wheel like crazy for about 1 minute.

I did that. Lo and behold it fixed it.

I'd like to know just how internal static builds up and how it causes this problem exactly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 02:43 AM (f1Vqw)

771 Dogs are just the best. They are always Happy to see you, they adore you, they Love you, they unfortunately take abuse from so many assholes, people don't deserve Dogs! I am without a dog right now, but plan on going to a shelter and getting a dog soon.

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:43 AM (ZXDU6)

772
I used to use Microsoft Meese. In fact, I still have one for my oldest machine. It's a Laser Mouse 5000. But they quit making that or anything like it -- I stocked up on a couple of them, and I'm down to my last one.

The newer MS meese are crap. Either dinky cheap shit or some expensive "modern" looking weird things.

I don't know why they have to change shit all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 18, 2019 02:46 AM (f1Vqw)

773 771 Dogs are just the best. They are always Happy to see you, they adore you, they Love you, they unfortunately take abuse from so many assholes, people don't deserve Dogs! I am without a dog right now, but plan on going to a shelter and getting a dog soon.
Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:43 AM (ZXDU6)

--Do it!

Rescue that doggeh!

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:47 AM (S7WbR)

774 I will logprof, hope you're well

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:49 AM (ZXDU6)

775 774 I will logprof, hope you're well
Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:49 AM (ZXDU6)

--Been better.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:51 AM (S7WbR)

776 Uh oh. What's up?

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:52 AM (ZXDU6)

777 776 Uh oh. What's up?
Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:52 AM (ZXDU6)

--My arms are stretched across oceans of stress.

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:53 AM (S7WbR)

778 Oh no logprof, I am wrapping you in Gods Love right now

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 02:56 AM (ZXDU6)

779 lousagirl:

Lyrical reference (~1:20):

https://youtu.be/luRO35jSoGM

'80s!

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 03:02 AM (S7WbR)

780 Well that does me no good, you know me logprof, but I am a bit drunk, going to bed
God Bless aos, fun talking to ya'll

Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 03:09 AM (ZXDU6)

781 780 Well that does me no good, you know me logprof, but I am a bit drunk, going to bed
God Bless aos, fun talking to ya'll
Posted by: lousagirl at July 18, 2019 03:09 AM (ZXDU6)

--Sleep sweet, lous!

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 03:10 AM (S7WbR)

782 Hiya, Horde! What'd I miss?

jk...off to bed. Night, all!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 18, 2019 03:23 AM (XuBZu)

783 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 18, 2019 03:39 AM (v4v6L)

784 Off to Slumberland m'self

'Nite, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 03:39 AM (S7WbR)

785 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 03:43 AM (uNyXc)

786 Got to get moving.

That rally was fun

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 03:59 AM (BbGew)

787 Had a T-storm roll through during the rally, and still raining now.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:05 AM (BbGew)

788 Thank God they don't have guns in Japan or someone might have gotten hurt #GunControlNow #gunsense #gunviolence #GunViolenceRestrainingOrder

Man 'bursts into Japanese animation studio' and kills at least 20 in arson attack

https://t.co/qLQcoPdb6o

Posted by: David at July 18, 2019 04:06 AM (jY1B4)

789 The Japanese are much more resourceful in mass murder. Chemicals and poison are the main sources.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:11 AM (BbGew)

790 Moving way too slow today.

Remember when you could stay up/out all nite and go to work the next day and function normally?

Coffee. I need coffee.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:18 AM (uNyXc)

791 re the article "journalist goes to ilhan omar's homeland to prove how great it is - gets killed by terrorists":

at the bottom of the article are reactions by 88 people expressed in emoji's, as follows:

(stunned) 5%

(based) 2%

(lol) 90%

(triggered) 2%

(sad) 1%

people, don't be so mean!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 18, 2019 04:28 AM (Pg+x7)

792 My coffee is done, can pour a cup through USB if you want MLii

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:30 AM (BbGew)

793 Thanks Skip, I'll take 2.

High octane please!

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:32 AM (uNyXc)

794 Just looked at weather radar map, I guess it rained all night, heavily.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:35 AM (BbGew)

795 I make half vanilla half plain coffee, straigh up vanilla or hazelnut not very often.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:37 AM (BbGew)

796 We had threatenening looking clouds last evening, a lot of thunder, some rain. It cooled things down, for the moment. 68 now, but high 80s today.

Do you think I can convince mom that it's inappropriate to wear jeans and a sweater today?

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:43 AM (uNyXc)

797 I'm not much for flavored coffee. Once in a while, but never full strength flavor. Hazelnut is usually my choice if I'm going with anything other than black.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:46 AM (uNyXc)

798 "They can't kill us all!"
- Zuckerbook LARPers looking to "Storm Area 51"

"Challenge accepted!"
- The US Military stationed in/around Area 51

Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 04:48 AM (DU2N9)

799 Holy crap! You gotta hear this. Remember the Imran Awan thing, with the Democrat server scandal, etc? And how it dropped off the news?
Apparently anything that the Dems had access to has been stolen. Wouldn't surprise me if it's still going on, because they're being blackmailed and always put themselves ahead of America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0lhrzWtWMc

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 04:49 AM (NMAzL)

800 "Challenge accepted!"

- The US Military stationed in/around Area 51

Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 04:48 AM (DU2N9)

Just shoot the ones in the front - the others will slip in the blood...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 04:50 AM (NMAzL)

801 I like flavored coffees, but they're usually light roast and I want fuller flavor, so I'll use flavored creamers. French vanilla or Italian sweet cream.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 04:53 AM (NMAzL)

802 3 in a row means beddie-bye. 'Night, folks!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 04:54 AM (NMAzL)

803 >>Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 04:49 AM (NMAzL)

Earmarked to watch later, Miley.

Gotta go.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:55 AM (uNyXc)

804 Rats, hadn't been reading a article I could have kept Miley up all night.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

805 Have a good day, all.

Spread some sunshine where you can...you may never know who needed that smile.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 18, 2019 04:58 AM (uNyXc)

806 Bill Kristol, David French, Ben Shapiro, Jonah Goldberg...The Tru-Con squad. 90% in lockstep with the dem squad, but less masculine.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 18, 2019 05:00 AM (yhf6w)

807 Rats, hadn't been reading a article I could have kept Miley up all night.

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)
I just don't like to be the only one posting. All nighters seem normal now, since Publius does the same thing. How you doin' Skip?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 05:01 AM (NMAzL)

808 Good night, Mlii!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 05:02 AM (NMAzL)

809 Hot one yesterday, was even worse inside the building I was working.
Buy your rule Miley when I make 3 in a row do I have to go to work?

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 05:04 AM (BbGew)

810 kurtschlichter/the nightmare of an america ruled by aoc and her socialist pals
https://tinyurl.com/y45u83ep

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 05:12 AM (BbGew)

811 Miley's three comments and your out rule.
Have a great day, stay cool and hydrated

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2019 05:33 AM (BbGew)

812 Hell no, you don't have to go to work just because you post 3 in a row!
I'm trying to decide if I should hit the garden at 6:45, or try to sleep.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 05:34 AM (NMAzL)

813 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 05:43 AM (cqNba)

814 And a greeting from Salty, who is off the grid and on vacation.

Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 05:44 AM (cqNba)

815 I see where Sarah Hoyt quoted J.J.'s Morning Report opening monolog from yesterdays Morning Report in its entirety, over at Insty's place


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/336335/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 05:45 AM (cqNba)

816 Good morning!

We have our great-nieces visiting for a few days. It's truly different. One is 6 and the other is 11. Both have a tablet and both want to show you pictures and or play music for you at ear bleed level thru the crappy tablet speakers while the tv is playing Sofia.

Plus when our nephew dropped them off he made sure they had a big bag of cheese popcorn.

I'm thinking two kids are getting a kazoo and drum set for Christmas

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

817 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 06:13 AM (Pr4ah)

818 Good morning!

When they go back Bruce, send them home with a puppy and an double espresso.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2019 06:15 AM (pz6aU)

819 Nice interview with Andrew Breitbart from 2009. Interesting to see how he saw what was coming.
If only he were alive today!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 06:16 AM (NMAzL)

820 Oh, the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mTxpFIw-3g

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 06:17 AM (NMAzL)

821 When they go back Bruce, send them home with a puppy and an double espresso.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Hmmmm. That just might work

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

822 " When they go back Bruce, send them home with a puppy and an double espresso.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Hmmmm. That just might work"

Don't forget a two liter bottle of soda.

Shaken.

Not stirred.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

823 This is the nephew that since I played trumpet and piano thinks that I should know and appreciate all jazz music and jazz musicians.
I do not. I like big band jazz, but the trio and quartet stuff gets to be boring after 2 songs

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

824 Awww, tell Salty hi for me, and I hope he's having a wonderful time!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 06:21 AM (NMAzL)

825 Storm front is moving our way. It won't take the heat away, but it's supposed to give us an inch of rain this morning.
Whoo Hoo. I don't have to go out in the heat and water!! (Fingers Crossed)

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

826 The benefit to the American public will be that people will have access to health care that right now they cannot afford. And we are all paying a price for that." Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA)

---

So Obamacare costs us $3 to $4 trillion (with a T) and counting, and it accomplished nothing except making us spend $3 to $4 trillion and counting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 06:22 AM (mJzdQ)

827
I'm thinking two kids are getting a kazoo and drum set for Christmas
Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:12 AM (vd8XM)


Two slide whistles, too. Give him the full dose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 06:26 AM (6CZio)

828 Storm front is moving our way. It won't take the heat away, but it's supposed to give us an inch of rain this morning.

Whoo Hoo. I don't have to go out in the heat and water!! (Fingers Crossed)

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

Fingers crossed for you, Bruce! We've had a very dry summer and really need rain here in upstate SC as well.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 18, 2019 06:27 AM (NMAzL)

829 So Obamacare costs us $3 to $4 trillion (with a T) and counting, and it accomplished nothing except making us spend $3 to $4 trillion and counting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Reading Kamalalalala's manifesto, it sounds an awful lot like the current governor of Ill campaign.
"I'm going to tax all those damn billionaires their fair share to pay the debt down in Illinois"
It became a 7 cent tax on plastic bags and 25 cent gas tax to pay for "infrastructure"

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

830 " and it accomplished nothing except making us spend $3 to $4 trillion and counting."

Well, it damn near destroyed the nations private healthcare systems.

But that was more a feature than a bug.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 06:28 AM (cqNba)

831 yo good morning

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

832 Fingers crossed for you, Bruce! We've had a very dry summer and really need rain here in upstate SC as well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

My wife never learns. We had a cool wet spring and early summer. So she planting and transplanting like a demon. Then the rains stop and the heat comes up and....I'm dragging hoses around to try and keep things from dying

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

833
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 06:30 AM (Wx/+I)

834 It became a 7 cent tax on plastic bags and 25 cent gas tax to pay for "infrastructure"

--

Wait, the same infrastructure that Obama's near-$1T "stimulus" was passed to fix, and the same amount that has been spent year after year ever since because no budget has been passed and the continuing resolutions maintain that spending?

We're up to $8T or so. How much does it cost to weedeat around some bridges?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 06:30 AM (mJzdQ)

835 Someone *cough..who's initials are the grumpy grandma...cough* decided we'd have a hanging basket on the front porch this year...on the side that faces the south. I can't pour enough water on it to keep it from getting scalded.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2019 06:31 AM (pz6aU)

836 "Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today"

Or....do what I do.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at July 18, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

837 We're up to $8T or so. How much does it cost to weedeat around some bridges?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Ummm. We used it to go to a seminar on how to weedeat around bridges that was in Italy.
They know how to weed eat there by god.

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

838 What a beautiful picture to wake up to. Thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: creeper at July 18, 2019 06:33 AM (wB3g3)

839 The House will be voting on a national Minimum Wage hike to $15.00 today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

840 I can't pour enough water on it to keep it from getting scalded.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Heh. Yeah mine plants I don't know how many pots that get full sun. I'm the only one that notices that the leaves are wilting and calculating how much the flowers and plants are costing to die.
So I go out and water them.

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

841
To answer Bandersnatch's question way upthread, I have no idea if "piscatrices" is a real Latin word. Just that the plural of "-trix" is usually "-trices".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 06:34 AM (Wx/+I)

842
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 18, 2019 04:28 AM (Pg+x7)


And it's ... it's ... it's LOL, by a country mile!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 06:34 AM (6CZio)

843 The House will be voting on a national Minimum Wage hike to $15.00 today.

--

Because they learned nothing at all from student loans, mortgages, and Obamacare.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 06:34 AM (mJzdQ)

844 I'd like to see an audit that shows where we spent $8T and the number of shovel ready jobs that were completed.

What's that? Can't demonstrate traceability or completion? Give it back or go to jail.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2019 06:35 AM (pz6aU)

845 The House will be voting on a national Minimum Wage hike to $15.00 today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

If they pass it, will amazon STFU about how THEY are paying 15 and hour?

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

846 The benefit to the American public will be that people will have access to health care that right now they cannot afford. And we are all paying a price for that." Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA)


Wetbacks can afford it. Since you're giving it to them for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 06:36 AM (Pr4ah)

847 I'd like to see an audit that shows where we spent $8T and the number of shovel ready jobs that were completed.


Ummm. We got these nifty signs made up that told you we were shovel ready-ing this area.
We're still waiting on the shovels though

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

848 "Because they learned nothing at all from student loans, mortgages, and Obamacare."


It's not who we are.

Posted by: The House at July 18, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)

849
How much does it cost to weedeat around some bridges?

Posted by: Moron Robbie


If done by workers from "public service" unions, $8T can vanish like a snowball in a blast furnace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2019 06:37 AM (Wx/+I)

850 Tommy - Heck yeah! I'm making $15 an hour now!

Store manager - Tommy, I need you to go hang these updated prices on the shelves in front of the stock. Do the milk and dairy section first.

Tommy - Wait, what? Hey, this says milk is $8.

Store manager - That's right. Oh, and the toilets need cleaning when you get through with the price changes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 06:37 AM (mJzdQ)

851 839 The House will be voting on a national Minimum Wage hike to $15.00 today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

The House will be voting on a national unemployment hike today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

852 "f they pass it, will amazon STFU about how THEY are paying 15 and hour?"

Well, the Senate still has to vote on it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

853
"journalist goes to ilhan omar's homeland to prove how great it is - gets killed by terrorists"


Should have executed a thorough re-examination of one's assumptions. Too late now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 06:38 AM (6CZio)

854 Tommy - Heck yeah! I'm making $15 an hour now!

Store manager - Tommy, I need you to go hang these updated prices on the shelves in front of the stock. Do the milk and dairy section first.

Tommy - Wait, what? Hey, this says milk is $8.

Store manager - That's right. Oh, and the toilets need cleaning when you get through with the price changes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Oh, and fire the "slow" kid too. And take over his job of wiping tables and putting bananas under the canned goods when he packs bags

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

855 journalist goes to ilhan omar's homeland to prove how great it is - gets killed by terrorists

Chlorine. Gene pool. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2019 06:40 AM (pz6aU)

856 We're up to $8T or so. How much does it cost to weedeat around some bridges?
Posted by: Moron Robbie



With all the illegals let in, it shouldn't cost more than $3.00 a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 06:40 AM (Pr4ah)

857 If they pass it, will amazon STFU about how THEY are paying 15 and hour?

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:35 AM (vd8XM)


Amazon is into automation bigtime. Soon their distribution centers will be like those Japanese factory's where the lights are out at night, but the robots keeps packing and shipping. They are not far from that now.

Posted by: Colin at July 18, 2019 06:43 AM (Soxv1)

858 There is a 98% chance of you making more than minimum wage if you are working 40 hours per week.

So full time minimum wage employees are about 2% of the workforce.

Over 50% of min wage earners live in a household with incomes of over $75k.

It is typical Progressive posturing over economic affair of which they no NOTHING.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

859 Gibson's Bakery awarded over $6.5 million in attorney's fees and expenses

Man, that's a lot. That's why lawfare works so well.

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2019 06:43 AM (C78No)

860 Over 50% of min wage earners live in a household with incomes of over $75k.


But!!! They may have to work more then one JOOOOBBBB!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

861
Activists Say Man Who Firebombed ICE Center Was Trans -- Demand People Respect His Pronouns


How about, "nope"? Dead criminal critter needs no "pronoun respect" because, dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2019 06:51 AM (6CZio)

862 Here comes some rain!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

863 Imagine being a studious young black man whose grades aren't that great but who has been raised by his grandmother in a bad part of town with a very good work ethic in order to get out of his situation.

Go to work every day for four or five years, take little to no time off, call in sick only when it's serious, and work your way up from minimum wage to shift manager responsible for a crew of five or six kids.

And, thanks to your hard work, now you're making $14.75 an hour and on your way to becoming a store manager in a few years.

Then the (D)s pass the $15/hour legislation, and 35 year olL'mon-Jahlo comes in the door unwashed and smelling of pot for his first day on your squad after three years of prison and six years of funemployment, and he's being paid 25 cents more than you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 06:56 AM (mJzdQ)

864 and 35 year olL'mon-Jahlo comes in the door unwashed and smelling of pot for his first day on your squad after three years of prison and six years of funemployment, and he's being paid 25 cents more than you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Uh uh now way. I want a company matching 401K too! And company child care. And 6 weeks vacation...

...olL'mon-Jahlo...

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

865 Gibson Bakery gets 6.5 million.

Terrible, now the college will have to raise tuition again. How can you properly study Transgender studies if you have a large student loan.

Posted by: Colin at July 18, 2019 06:59 AM (Soxv1)

866 Terrible, now the college will have to raise tuition again. How can you properly study Transgender studies if you have a large student loan.
Posted by: Colin

Plus you won't be able to afford to go on spring break to relieve the stress of studying Transgender studies

Oh, the humanities!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

867 Firebomber said "Antifa was the spiritual high of his life" and that he wanted to be useful. Maybe he should have tried working at the food pantry or doing Meals on Wheels or engaging in worship and good works at the local synagogue or church:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 07:03 AM (+0VWg)

868 Oh, the humanities!!

--

Ha.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 07:03 AM (mJzdQ)

869 So where, exactly, is that trillion dollars going every year ?

What is it being spent on ?

Shoulda been able to replace the entire infrastructure of the country by now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 18, 2019 07:04 AM (pbg54)

870 Link to article about Firebomber:

https://westernfreepress.com/antifa-ice-firebomber-cult/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 07:05 AM (+0VWg)

871 Meals on Wheels or engaging in worship and good works at the local synagogue or church:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh, you think he wanted to be "useful useful"
Pffft. That ain't no fun

Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

872 'Maybe he should have tried working at the food pantry or doing Meals on Wheels or engaging in worship and good works at the local synagogue or church: '

This is not who we are.

Posted by: Antifa at July 18, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

873 So where, exactly, is that trillion dollars going every year ?

--

Good question. Shame we didn't have a Republican House and Republican Senate in place during the term of the most conservative president since Coolidge who could've addressed the issue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 07:06 AM (mJzdQ)

874
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2019 07:08 AM (9C0cu)

875 Gonna be another hot one today.

Shut the a/c off at 1:00pm yesterday with the Living Room at 68 degrees

At 7:00pm when I turned it back on it had risen to 74 degrees inside..

Outside temp was 96 degrees

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)

876 Trump's rally was just beautiful.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:15 AM (H8QX8)

877 Boston Logan Airport - flight to the swamp for a noon job interview - CNN on the tubes, literally nobody watching it

FTR, they're screaming about a "DANGEROUS HEAT WAVE!!!" which most of the rest of us call... Summer.

Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 07:15 AM (dheug)

878 Activists Say Man Who Firebombed ICE Center Was Trans -- Demand People Respect His Pronouns

How about, "nope"? Dead criminal critter needs no "pronoun respect" because, dead.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Dear Activists, want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up the quickest.

Terrorist gets no pronoun respect regardless.
Didn't do anything to earn it. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 07:16 AM (Pr4ah)

879 This is not who we are.
Posted by: Antifa



And it shows.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 07:17 AM (Pr4ah)

880 It's the hottest it's been since the last time it was this hot!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 18, 2019 07:18 AM (ytJnr)

881 A shocking new video of Trump partying at Mara Lago is has scandalous information and this will be the end of Trump. I viewed the video and am appalled. Trump is/was a horrible dancer. That is an impeachable offense, right?

Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2019 07:19 AM (MxEKc)

882 lol. Fat Egghead Rove went after Donkey Chompers in a WSJ Editorial. Apparently he was offended the Braying Jackass went after GWB's legacy in DHS.

That's about the only thing that could get Mr Rolly Poley Cuck off his ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2019 07:19 AM (VpIIl)

883 Pretty sure I'm in the minority here but I for one think the abolition of DHS is one of the 2 things every decade that Sandy O is right about

Make airlines/airports responsible for security again
Seal the border and make the Interior Department responsible for ICE, etc. (WTF else does the "Interior" Department have to do that's more important?).

Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 07:22 AM (dheug)

884 Did we ever see Historic President Black Man dance?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 07:23 AM (8Rnkw)

885 Ad for the attractive, legal immigrant and Republican black woman running against A O-C. Sounds like a good candidate and the ad skewers Sandy . If I had money I would send it to Scherie Murray :

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 07:25 AM (+0VWg)

886 Well, looks like my flight is (knocks on wood) on-time, perhaps even (calls the corners) a couple of minutes early

Time to get into my interview game mode

Be safe out there, Horde

Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 07:25 AM (dheug)

887 Make airlines/airports responsible for security again


MAARFSA? Kind of long for a hat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

888 Link to 885

https://tinyurl.com/y6cgkwob

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 07:25 AM (+0VWg)

889 Morning yall. The Earth's crust has risen 2 inches here because of all the deportations.

Posted by: freaked at July 18, 2019 07:26 AM (UdKB7)

890 883 Pretty sure I'm in the minority here but I for one think the abolition of DHS is one of the 2 things every decade that Sandy O is right about

Make airlines/airports responsible for security again
Seal the border and make the Interior Department responsible for ICE, etc. (WTF else does the "Interior" Department have to do that's more important?).
Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 07:22 AM (dheug)

I think Orlando does their own thing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

891 883 Pretty sure I'm in the minority here but I for one think the abolition of DHS is one of the 2 things every decade that Sandy O is right about

Make airlines/airports responsible for security again
Seal the border and make the Interior Department responsible for ICE, etc. (WTF else does the "Interior" Department have to do that's more important?).
Posted by: DocJ at July 18, 2019 07:22 AM (dheug)

PS When they put TSA under a union I knew it was just kabuki theatre.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

892 Make airlines/airports responsible for security again


MAARFSA? Kind of long for a hat.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



MASA - Make Airports Safe Again

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 07:27 AM (Pr4ah)

893 "(WTF else does the "Interior" Department have to do that's more important?). "

Federal regulations for window treatments, wall coverings and designer throw pillows?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:28 AM (cqNba)

894 I see the impeachment didn't even get a floor vote and got tabled.

Pussy's!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 18, 2019 07:28 AM (JUOKG)

895 I see the impeachment didn't even get a floor vote and got tabled.

--

It's hard to believe they gave that to Trump.

"See? Even the Democrats agree that impeachment is ridiculous!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 07:29 AM (mJzdQ)

896 CNN Failed to get women to say PDT racist

https://tinyurl.com/y68pf3ze

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

897 Just because.

https://republicanlegion.com/product-category/maga-toys/


I ordered two of the Trump pins yesterday.

Just because I like them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)

898 I see the impeachment didn't even get a floor vote and got tabled.

Pussy's!


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 18, 2019 07:28 AM (JUOKG)


Don't worry, Rep Green has a box full of them. I wonder if he does anything for his constituents, probably not.

Posted by: Colin at July 18, 2019 07:33 AM (Soxv1)

899 895 I see the impeachment didn't even get a floor vote and got tabled.

It's hard to believe they gave that to Trump.

"See? Even the Democrats agree that impeachment is ridiculous!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie

896 CNN Failed to get women to say PDT racist

Posted by: rhennigantx



The dems have to be shitting themselves. Nothing is working. People aren't buying their shit anymore.
(Yes, I combined two posts on purpose)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 07:35 AM (Pr4ah)

900 'I see the impeachment didn't even get a floor vote and got tabled.'

Al is waiting for a full moon to try again.

Posted by: freaked at July 18, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

901 "I wonder if he does anything for his constituents,"

That's not who I am, either

Posted by: Rep Green (D)umbass at July 18, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

902 Trump should campaign in Green's district.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

903 Just to be clear, my constituents need to understand that I am not here to represent them and their poor pitiful lives, but to answer a higher calling.


- Sandy O-Cortez

Posted by: Rep Green (D)umbass at July 18, 2019 07:38 AM (cqNba)

904 878 Activists Say Man Who Firebombed ICE Center Was Trans -- Demand People Respect His Pronouns

How about, "nope"? Dead criminal critter needs no "pronoun respect" because, dead.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Dear Activists, want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up the quickest.

Terrorist gets no pronoun respect regardless.
Didn't do anything to earn it. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2019 07:16 AM (Pr4ah)

He obviously wasn't. Activists are just co-opting it and saying he was because they think it'll get him sympathy in Tacoma.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2019 07:38 AM (UnA8+)

905 And the sock...

It still clings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:39 AM (cqNba)

906 How is Al Green doing?

Income per capita $18,896 30th $25,548 $27,915
Income per household $39,658 31st $50,920 $52,762
Income below poverty line 23.7% 8th 17.0% 14.3%

About 60% of average US income and twice the poverty!!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2019 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

907 Polls reveal the racist nature of this nation's peoples.


https://bit.ly/2SpjRt7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

908 Earth. Now with Rising Crust!

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2019 07:43 AM (RuIsu)

909 --I bet they hate PAC MAN and Defender as well.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2019 02:30 AM (S7WbR)

And triple chocolate ice cream, too!

Good morning, Horde!
Been up since early, made DH bacon and eggs, and I'm enjoying the ONT comments along with my bulletproof coffee.

Posted by: Flyover at July 18, 2019 07:43 AM (B5K06)

910 We are undeniably a racist nation. Otherwise we'd expect blacks and Hispanics to be able to accomplish the same basic things we expect every white person to manage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 18, 2019 07:44 AM (mJzdQ)

911 Last!

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2019 07:44 AM (RrqtM)

912 J.J. is running around, posting NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2019 07:45 AM (cqNba)

913 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2019 07:46 AM (RrqtM)

914 "911 Last"

You got the first last. I'm claiming the last last.

Posted by: freaked at July 18, 2019 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

915 I think there may be some flaws in my claiming "last" strategy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2019 07:47 AM (RrqtM)

916 867 Firebomber said "Antifa was the spiritual high of his life" and that he wanted to be useful. Maybe he should have tried working at the food pantry or doing Meals on Wheels or engaging in worship and good works at the local synagogue or church:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2019 07:03 AM (+0VWg)


When "separation of Church and State" was deliberately changed to "separation of God and Society," this is the result.

Posted by: Flyover at July 18, 2019 07:47 AM (B5K06)

917 You got the first last. I'm claiming the last last.

Posted by: freaked at July 18, 2019 07:46 AM (UdKB7)
----
Hmmm - First Last! I can work with that.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2019 07:48 AM (RrqtM)

918 Last Last Last!

Posted by: freaked at July 18, 2019 07:50 AM (UdKB7)

919 Stopping coffee.

All those words and no mention of his teeth not being stained. His tongue not being coated with crud, nothing about not having coffee-breath. No mention that I saw of the massive inconvenience of coffee preparation disappearing, dirty coffee cups loading up the dishwasher, the need to always have coffee beans on hand, along with his cream and sugar. No mention of stains and spills ending. No mention of the need for stimulant to full wake up. No mention of the caffeine blowing the donuts out his asshole at full force is mentioned. So many words and yet so little said.

Posted by: bour3 at July 18, 2019 08:40 AM (KXQr+)

920 403 My skin color is generally pink with brown and red spots. What does that make me?

A Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz, as you can plainly see.




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