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I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:37 PM




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1 Pull the thread and watch it unravel.

Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (ABjxW)

2 After a word from our sponsor...

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

3 But muh private bidness!

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (0jZvB)

4 First? And I read the content!

Posted by: OSUsux at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (f+5xj)

5 dammit!

Posted by: OSUsux at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (f+5xj)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (arJlL)

7 So whats going on with the mueller 'testimony'?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (aR6C/)

8 Trump is speaking at the Made In America showcase.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

9 Morning, horde. I'm in a really really bad mood today. Seems to be a trend lately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

10 Floop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

11 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (ClOmq)

12 Well then. Its not like we wanted to hang out with you anyways.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (p997d)

13 An appointment at the vet for a flea dip?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (hLRSq)

14 Trump's tweet and the highlighted offending part.

So interesting to see "Progressive" Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done. These places need your help badly, you can't leave fast enough. I'm sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (FE+I8)

15 Trump tweeting and swinging like a champ.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (H8QX8)

16 That was ace and he'll be back in a minute.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (gC2IV)

17 Short version Reuters: Trump defends being a racist, and the failure of Republicans to call him a racist makes them racists too!!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (VpIIl)

18 "I'll be back in a bit." Literally translates as "assault rifle"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (FTPVM)

19 Read the content.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (mw1XL)

20 Being a James Bond fan, can't wait for the black women James Bond frolicking in bed with a lesbian or transgender. Should be a big hit...not

Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (g25kP)

21 @AlexNBCNews

Pelosi announces res responding to Trump's comments led by Reps Raskin + Malinowski saying: "The House cannot allow the President's characterization of immigrants to our country to stand. Our Republican colleagues must join us in condemning the President's xenophobic tweets"

Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

22
mondays be hard, yo

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (cuot+)

23 Promises, promises ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (LPnfS)

24 I always thought Caroline Munro had odd features. She could be difficult to photograph correctly, or her face could look oddly put together.

Though the tits always did their best.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

25 Alternate title:

Quit yer bitchin.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

26 PSA

The complete Cowboy Bebop series (digital) is $5 at Amazon.

https://tinyurl.com/y5cfgddf

Choose "Buy Season #1 HD"

I had a bunch of slow shipping credits and got it for free.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (DIDiA)

27 This is the dog whistle for all of us to go Terminator, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (aGZVk)

28 * toot *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (DrqHq)

29 Mmmmmmm.......Tits.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Ace if you would post Lindsey Graham's response to DJT's tweets on the gang of four. Worth your time.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (BsCoj)

31 ace misplaced his murse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

32 mondays be hard, yo
Posted by: AltonJackson


yeah, verily ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (LPnfS)

33 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (1XAal)

34 From last thread.....

Someone make a flyer.... Lost or strayed, Male Ewok... 29ish... silverback, answers to Ace... approach carefully, he will be hungry....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (bCLt0)

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)

35 Right now Romney is too busy defending Paul Ryan. Give him a day or two.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

36 Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?

You'd win.... They will all be tripping over themselves trying to get to the microphone to blast the president.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (O2RFr)

37 I read the content too!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (1XAal)

38 This office is super sexist. *shivering*

The problem is, it's 90 degrees outside with 65% humidity. To control the humidity, it has to be arctic in here. Luckily, I have a 15 minute walk across site in about an hour. That should help me get warm.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (5E9ut)

39 29 Mmmmmmm.......Tits.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

PEACHES!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (FTPVM)

40 Alternate title:
Here's a hot wheels, now be quiet

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (HQx/J)

41 Inner City Press @innercitypress
1h
Judge Berman asks Epstein's lawyer WHO high in DOJ approved the non-prosecution agreement. Answer: Fisher (sp) and current under-secretary of Treasury (!) - under Mnuchin, lateral to Joe Otting
********
Horde missed this last thread

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (BqBId)

42 Trump tweeting and swinging like a champ.

---------

My observation. Trump's tweets allow people to criticize him without criticizing his policies or anything he has done. This allows people to look reasonable in certain circles. It would be better if people didn't feel the need to do this virtue signaling - I think many just do it reflexively. It makes people look like they are against Trump when all they are is against his tweeting.

So I think it serves him quite well.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (sX1BW)

43 34 From last thread.....

Someone make a flyer.... Lost or strayed, Male Ewok... 29ish... silverback, answers to Ace... approach carefully, he will be hungry....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)

Not chipped, since he was on keto.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

44 27 This is the dog whistle for all of us to go Terminator, right?

Who are you men and where's my soup?

Posted by: Arnoodle Schwartz is with you at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (BRpqW)

45 Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done.

--

So the exact same thing everyone says about (D) controlled cities and locusts fleeing the places they destroyed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (DIDiA)

46 Notice how many minutes of discussion the fate of Social Security has gotten, or for that matter any programs for Seniors.
What's the matter, don't Seniors matter to Democrats any more ?
I guess Democrats intend the lame last minute pronouncement that they "saved Social Security from the evil Donald Trump" by doing nothing.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (QkjLD)

47 Judge Berman asks Epstein's lawyer WHO high in DOJ approved the non-prosecution agreement. Answer: Fisher (sp) and current under-secretary of Treasury (!) - under Mnuchin, lateral to Joe Otting


Ok....who are they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

48 "I'll be back in a bit." Literally translates as "assault rifle"
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM


I can confirm this.

Posted by: A Troop at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (ejd/p)

49 Low on bone broth.

I don't have a problem with "xenophobia" about communists from shitholes. Sorta the point of the last 100 years.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (nRWPy)

50 Everyone calling Trump a racist is, or protected, pedophiles. Somehow that kind of diminishes their outrage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

51 38 This office is super sexist. *shivering*

The problem is, it's 90 degrees outside with 65% humidity. To control the humidity, it has to be arctic in here. Luckily, I have a 15 minute walk across site in about an hour. That should help me get warm.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (5E9ut)

We should turn sexist into a synonym for cold. Do you prefer your drinks hot or sexist?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)

52 You want a messenger bag.

You'll settle for a murse.


You'll get a fanny pack.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (tH5fk)

53 7
So whats going on with the mueller 'testimony'?


Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (aR6C/) _______

"Can anything a serial liar says actually be called 'testimony?' Asking for a martyred saint." -- St. James Comey

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (aGZVk)

54 31 ace misplaced his murse.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (ptqGC)


It is not a murse! It is French, un sac de la homme de chat!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (hLRSq)

55 8 Trump is speaking at the Made In America showcase.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (cF8AT)


Well that is obviously racist.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (9VeU0)

56 So the exact same thing everyone says about (D) controlled cities and locusts fleeing the places they destroyed.

-----------

This is how common Americans have been talking for years. You hate this country so much, go somewhere else.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (sX1BW)

57 I'd of been first but I read the content.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (axyOa)

58
<<"I'll be back in a bit." Literally translates as "assault rifle">>

AR = Abandoned Return...I confirmed it with three troops, a platoon and a division of Chinese Special Forces.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (0jZvB)

59 I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: Ace

..............

"Just this one last shelving unit to install!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (so+oy)

60 So Biden is adding Public Option to fix Obamacare. Did not we give about 25 states the money to go create a Public Option? And did not they all fail?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (JFO2v)

61 Morning, horde. I'm in a really really bad mood today. Seems to be a trend lately.
Posted by: Jordan61

Cheer up !

There's a Full Moon Tonight !

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (arJlL)

62 7
So whats going on with the mueller 'testimony'?


Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (aR6C/)[/i

Gonna keep postponing till they cancel it.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (9VeU0)

63 50 Everyone calling Trump a racist is, or protected, pedophiles. Somehow that kind of diminishes their outrage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

I get the impression that you don't care for the important cultural contributions made to our society by pedophiles.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (mX8Vr)

64 Ace went out to get scratchers.

I guess they must have been good because that was 4 years ago.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (oZ6kz)

65 Everyone calling Trump a racist is, or protected, pedophiles.

--------

All right then. What the phuck?

Posted by: RioBravo at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (GNk5/)

66 "Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?"

Romney is an avatar of the conventional wisdom, and those people are the last to know when the wisdom has become obsolete.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (hLRSq)

67 Ok, we'll be over by the water cooler, talking about Ally McBeal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK8)

68 "I'll be back in a bit."

With something a hair more substantive, we trust. I mean this new thread smells nice and all but it's a stripped-down model. We deserve bells and whistles.

Posted by: Louie at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (wB3g3)

69 I get the impression that you don't care for the important cultural contributions made to our society by pedophiles.


Why don't they go back to Pedophilia and fix things there?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

70 In a shitty mood. Maybe it's the full moon.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

71 Is ace mastering his domain again?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (BRpqW)

72 Would I prefer a world where the President of the United States doesn't feel compelled to taunt members of Congress?

Sure.

But we don't live in that world.


Reminds me of the famous standoff that occurred between Abe Lincoln and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. When Lincoln was threatening to throw Congresscritters in jail, for their insurrectionist ways, ol' Rog Taney was grumbling about whether it was Constitutional or not.


Lincoln's reply was to quote the part of the Constitution that grants the President the right to act when treason was involved, and suggested if the Chief Justice didn't care for his interpretation, then perhaps a trip to the hoosegow was in order for the Chief Justice as well.

Taney fairly well shut up at that point.


These nitwits in Congress seem to forget who controls the military. Let the Civil War begin with that thought rattling around in their pea brains.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (a2xio)

73 66 "Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?"

Romney is an avatar of the conventional wisdom, and those people are the last to know when the wisdom has become obsolete.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (hLRSq)


" Romneyism" should be part of our lexicon now....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (bCLt0)

74 OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM


Werewolves of London!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (ejd/p)

75 Romney is an avatar of the conventional wisdom, and those people are the last to know when the wisdom has become obsolete.

-----------

I like this. Conventional Wisdom has been wrong for a long time.

But this is a very astute observation about Romney.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (sX1BW)

76 61 Morning, horde. I'm in a really really bad mood today. Seems to be a trend lately.
Posted by: Jordan61

Cheer up !

There's a Full Moon Tonight !

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (arJlL)

that might explain my headache.

That or the fasting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

77 55 8 Trump is speaking at the Made In America showcase.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

Well that is obviously racist.
Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (9VeU0)

I'm just going to stipulate that everything and everyone is racist.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (cF8AT)

78 We used to turn the temp down in our office to get the girl's high beams on.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (88+cf)

79 AR

Asshole Racist
Anal Retentive

2nd Amendment type that actually believe that all able bodied are part of the militia and that being the case should have the best weapon (s) to protect themselves and their rights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (JFO2v)

80 Cheer up !

There's a Full Moon Tonight !

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:47 PM (arJlL)


That's it!

I'm not flying to London tonight!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (LPnfS)

81 lol. If you read the new DHS Asylum Procedure published today it basically states that if you've traveled through a third country and failed to file for asylum there, you are ineligible to file at the border.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

82 ORANGEMAN BAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (FTPVM)

83 70 In a shitty mood. Maybe it's the full moon.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

Tis known tht a Full Moon affects the tidal flow of our internal humors.... specifically Black Bile.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (bCLt0)

84 I'll be back in a bit.

Get in the choppa!

Posted by: Ahnold at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

85 70 In a shitty mood. Maybe it's the full moon.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

I can't decide if it's the moon, my hormones, depression, or mid-life crisis. But whatever it is, it sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)

86 20
Being a James Bond fan, can't wait for the black women James Bond
frolicking in bed with a lesbian or transgender. Should be a big
hit...not


Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (g25kP)

______


"I can't wait for the remake of Octopussy!" -- Kurt Eichenwald


Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (aGZVk)

87 I'm just going to stipulate that everything and everyone is racist.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (cF8AT)

Can I get an extra scoop of this deliciously racist ice cream?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (mX8Vr)

88 Would I prefer a world where the President of the United States doesn't feel compelled to taunt members of Congress?

Sure.

But we don't live in that world.

----------

I'd prefer the President not get BJs under the resolute desk from interns.

I'd prefer the press not call a CIC Hitler just because they don't like a war.

I'd prefer a president not taunt the Speaker of the House with a "Hey, I won" line.

So, yeah, spare me any crap about presidential norms.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (sX1BW)

89 This is what 'grabbing them by the mish' looks like.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (Y274z)

90 76

that might explain my headache.

That or the fasting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK


I read that funny....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (bCLt0)

91 Woulda been first, but I read the content.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (AfYCk)

92 Ace, creator of Ace of Spades HQ, will return to talk about the next post after this word from our alternate sponsor.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (19g6/)

93 I usually say I'll be back when I have been in the place to begin with.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (K/2j/)

94
that might explain my headache.

That or the fasting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK

Oh no, we've lost him to the cult.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (mX8Vr)

95 In a shitty mood. Maybe it's the full moon.

Actually, you're in a shitty nood. Not the same, but similar.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (nRWPy)

96 Can I get an extra scoop of this deliciously racist ice cream?
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM


Two scoops is sooper raciss.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (ejd/p)

97 Ace back yet?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (ok6hV)

98 In a shitty mood. Maybe it's the full moon.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)


Tropical Storm Barry.


Named after Bobama, not White. A stuttering fustercluck of a minor funderstorm.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (a2xio)

99 lol. If you read the new DHS Asylum Procedure published today it basically states that if you've traveled through a third country and failed to file for asylum there, you are ineligible to file at the border.
Posted by: Marcus T


Which is more lenient than UN/International law.
1st safe country you come to.

And since we have 8 consulates and one embassy in Mexico, they shouldn't even get to the border.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (FE+I8)

100 46 Notice how many minutes of discussion the fate of Social Security has gotten, or for that matter any programs for Seniors.
What's the matter, don't Seniors matter to Democrats any more ?
I guess Democrats intend the lame last minute pronouncement that they "saved Social Security from the evil Donald Trump" by doing nothing.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 12:45 PM (QkjLD)

The Seniors were thrown overboard by Bhussein in 2010 by transferring about $500 B in Medicare doctor fix payments to expand Medicaid for able bodied working adults.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (JFO2v)

101 I guess people need to make a living and everybody deserves a lawyer, but I'd find it nauseating to be Epstein's lawyer. Fortunately, I am a poor pastor, not a lawyer for high profile crooks and degenerates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (+0VWg)

102 78 We used to turn the temp down in our office to get the girl's high beams on.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (88+cf)

I wear a special bra for that. Because if I didn't, I'd look like I was trying to star in some low-rent porno movie set in an office.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (Ez6QX)

103 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Otting
******
Fisher Have no clue, But it is up the food chain

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (BqBId)

104 This isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (CPk08)

105 Can I get an extra scoop of this deliciously racist ice cream?
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (mX8Vr)

Want rainbow sprinkles with that?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (cF8AT)

106 Joe Otting: Between 2001 and 2010, Otting worked for U.S. Bank, a subsidiary of U.S. Bancorp.
He was sworn in as the 31st Comptroller of the Currency on November 27, 2017.

Exactly how does a guy in commercial banking make the call on Epstein?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (QkjLD)

107 >>Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?



David French has already done a twitter thread on it, and it is exactly what one would expect.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

108 >>>Gonna keep postponing till they cancel it.

Kinda what I expect. Especially since that kick the nuts the judge gave him re: no proof of any interference provided what so ever.
damned italics...

Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (aR6C/)

109 Proscutors say when they raided Epstein's mansion they found cash, diamonds and an expired passport with a different name and the country of residence as listed as Saudi Arabia.

You know what you don't find a lot of in Saudi Arabia?

Jews.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (K/2j/)

110 I wear a special bra for that.

It's often necessary.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (vtcmf)

111
I wear a special bra for that. Because if I
didn't, I'd look like I was trying to star in some low-rent porno movie
set in an office.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (Ez6QX)


I'm not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (CPk08)

112 I feel great!


My speaking schedule is full!

Posted by: RBG at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (MAstk)

113 107 >>Wanna bet Romney is the first outta the gate?



David French has already done a twitter thread on it, and it is exactly what one would expect.
--------------------
David French has an awful lot of menstrual cramps in a month. I hear he served in the Army like Buttigay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (2LelM)

114 Trump inserting himself as a 3rd party into the Palsi v. "Skank Squad" is called an Agent Provocateur. Classic!

Posted by: Niblick at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Av7TK)

115 This weekend:
Me: Honey, I got you new trunks with octopussys on them.Him: It's "octopi"Me: Right, because I thought the plural of octopus was "octopussys."Him: HuhMe: You'll get it eventually.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (nRWPy)

116 I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: Ace

This just tells me the Ewoks have made it to Area 45 and are closing in on 46. Ace wants to be there for the big finish.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)

117 #99 Why did this take TWO EFFIN years to figure out?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Y274z)

118 105 Can I get an extra scoop of this deliciously racist ice cream?
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (mX8Vr)

Want rainbow sprinkles with that?
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (cF8AT)

The little dinosaur ones if you have them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (mX8Vr)

119 104 This isn't art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (CPk0


" This ain't no party, this ain't no disco...."

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (bCLt0)

120 So, yeah, spare me any crap about presidential norms.

-------------------------

George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Donald Trump...

What wonderful decades to give a damn.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (GNk5/)

121 Reminder:

When everything is racist, nothing is.

The left needs to worship a comet and commit suicide to get on it when it comes by.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

122 I wear a special bra for that. Because if I
didn't, I'd look like I was trying to star in some low-rent porno movie
set in an office.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM


The problem is that she's violated the "pics or it didn't happen" rule.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (ejd/p)

123 Would I prefer a world where the President of the United States doesn't feel compelled to taunt members of Congress?



Sure.



But we don't live in that world.



----------



I'd prefer the President not get BJs under the resolute desk from interns.



I'd prefer the press not call a CIC Hitler just because they don't like a war.



I'd prefer a president not taunt the Speaker of the House with a "Hey, I won" line.



So, yeah, spare me any crap about presidential norms.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (sX1BW)


These people would prefer you just forget the past two years, when they lied and cheated and schemed to have him thrown out of office, and possibly into jail for nothing. Literally nothing. Other than their butthurt.

Well, now it's his turn. I don't think the call for civility and gravitas applies.


F.U. War.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (a2xio)

124 I guess people need to make a living and everybody deserves a lawyer, but I'd find it nauseating to be Epstein's lawyer. Fortunately, I am a poor pastor, not a lawyer for high profile crooks and degenerates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (+0VWg)

--

We were discussing this the other morning. Every one of those guys cashing his checks knew their refusing to take or stepping down from his case would have him represented by a fresh-out-of-school public defender, and their decisions would save countless little kids from getting raped.

And they decided to help him anyway.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (DIDiA)

125 Skank Squad.

Works good.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (Y274z)

126 Ace is eating lunch.

A shot glass of water and 3 grains of rice.

For dessert, he's gonna lick a plum.

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (arJlL)

127 119 104 This isn't art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (CPk0


" This ain't no party, this ain't no disco...."
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (bCLt0)

It's life in wartime...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (bcbK8)

128 willowed:

Epstein may well be permitted to take an interlocutory appeal on the issue of whether or not his pending case is barred by his 2008 plea agreement. Such an appeal would stay the trial until the appeal is resolved. If the district court or the federal court of appeals rules that "it is more probable than not" that he will prevail on appeal, then he will almost certainly be released on pretrial bond.

However, the district court is unlikely to set a bond THIS week, because of both the flight risk & the danger of witness tampering.

As I stated on the now-dead previous thread, the public is not going to like where the new Epstein case is likely headed-- the watery porcelain grave where you bury dead bugs at sea.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (Cssks)

129 My missus is often very concerned about " pokies" at awkward times....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (bCLt0)

130 Skank. Wasn't that a sock puppet on some show Ben Stiller was on?

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

131 I seeing how Les Wexner and Epstein had a Partnership and Epstein helped put the project together that made The Town were I live is disturbing. Now it's coming out that Epstein might have used his connections to use models that wanted to be Victoria Secret Angels and had to go thru him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (dKiJG)

132 Really not a good tweet from Trump. It doesn't help him even a little, no matter what point was being made.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (ju9gW)

133 Did Guatemala cancel the meeting with Trump?

Posted by: MAC SOG at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (P4Pk9)

134 I'll be back in a bit.



and so it begins.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (yQpMk)

135 Are you trying to ruin ace's gains with those 3 grains of rice!?!

3 pork rinds and some water with salt mixed in.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

136 114 Trump inserting himself as a 3rd party into the Palsi v. "Skank Squad" is called an Agent Provocateur. Classic!
Posted by: Niblick at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Av7TK)

They have good fashion shows, too....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

137 I wear a special bra for that. Because if I didn't, I'd look like I was trying to star in some low-rent porno movie set in an office.
Posted by: Jordan61

Go on......

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (arJlL)

138 Great post Ace. Enjoy the day off.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (0OmEj)

139 #124 We're looking at you Ken Start and Allen Dersowich

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (Y274z)

140 Alice S. Fisher:
August 31, 2005 - May 23, 2008. United States Assistant Attorney General

When in 2008 was Epstein's plea accepted ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (QkjLD)

141 109 Proscutors say when they raided Epstein's mansion they found cash, diamonds and an expired passport with a different name and the country of residence as listed as Saudi Arabia.

You know what you don't find a lot of in Saudi Arabia?

Jews.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (K/2j/)

Thus the 'different name'.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

142 Holy crap what a presser.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (K/2j/)

143 Alan Turing is going to be on the 50 Pound note.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

144 We were discussing this the other morning. Every one of those guys cashing his checks knew their refusing to take or stepping down from his case would have him represented by a fresh-out-of-school public defender, and their decisions would save countless little kids from getting raped.

And they decided to help him anyway.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (DIDiA)

You have to understand Robbie, it was a lot of money.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (mX8Vr)

145 127
119 104 This isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 12:52 PM (CPk0





" This ain't no party, this ain't no disco...."

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:54 PM (bCLt0)



It's life in wartime...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (bcbK

Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Venice?

Posted by: Thomas Mann at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (CPk08)

146 Huh. Usually it's OMuse putting up the post to be squashed. Nice of Ace to give him a reprieve this Monday morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (Z65m4)

147 IT'S FUNNY BEACAUSE THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD BETTER THAN BOOBIES ARE BOOBIES WITH HIGH BEAMS ON

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (FTPVM)

148 #134 gypsy midgets?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (Y274z)

149 Guessing he was black mailing saudis too.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (nRWPy)

150 143 Alan Turing is going to be on the 50 Pound note.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

Stick that in your back pocket, if you can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (bcbK8)

151 Proscutors say when they raided Epstein's mansion
they found cash, diamonds and an expired passport with a different name
and the country of residence as listed as Saudi Arabia.



You know what you don't find a lot of in Saudi Arabia?



Jews.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM (K/2j/)


I thought you were gonna say underaged hookers, because nah. Unless one wants to quibble about terms.

Underaged sex slaves. Lots of princes. Lots of undersaged sex slaves.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 12:59 PM (a2xio)

152 I was actually surprised at the feminist rage over air conditioning. My observation has been that a higher surface area to volume ratio leads one to be colder, and certainly, "high surface area to volume ratio" is not a description that typically appertains to a feminist.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2019 12:59 PM (5E9ut)

153 According to the Bond producers, the black woman playing 007 isn't James Bond, she's just a spy who is given the 007 identification because James Bond retired in the last movie.

For what its worth. Honestly I don't really care, after Casino Royale I haven't even cared about the franchise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:59 PM (39g3+)

154 Holy crap what a presser.
Posted by: JackStraw



????

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (FE+I8)

155 131 I seeing how Les Wexner and Epstein had a Partnership and Epstein helped put the project together that made The Town were I live is disturbing. Now it's coming out that Epstein might have used his connections to use models that wanted to be Victoria Secret Angels and had to go thru him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (dKiJG)

I got into the wrong line of work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (bcbK8)

156 >>Thus the 'different name'.

Might be interesting to find out who gave him a duplicate passport with a Saudi address and why.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (K/2j/)

157 "Feminist Rage...".... kind of banal, anymore....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (bCLt0)

158 Dems and Commies:

They can dish it out but they cannot take it.

Fuck them all!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (QMwOT)

159 Marcus T, I'll "lol" when the catch/release #s drop by 9O% [below their normal now-seasonally diminished but still disastrously high level].


But I'll do a Spock eyebrow if the new rule isn't challenged in court [no matter whether any court has jurisdiction, or even if they are expressly excluded by statute].

Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (QDnY+)

160 According to the Bond producers, the black woman playing 007 isn't James Bond, she's just a spy who is given the 007 identification because James Bond retired in the last movie.

--

Ha. She can't even get her own number.

Pleasepleaseplease let her earn 70% of James' wages.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (DIDiA)

161 Ace has to throw on his fur-lined Crocs and take out the trash.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (aXucN)

162
Did Guatemala cancel the meeting with Trump?

Posted by: MAC SOG at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (P4Pk9)


Yes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (TAmPV)

163 143 Alan Turing is going to be on the 50 Pound note.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

Stick that in your back pocket, if you can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (bcbK

-------------

That's going to hurt.

Posted by: G at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (GNk5/)

164 tempura can spontaneously combust

huh?

Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (0WybI)

165 132 Bullshit! Damn the torpedoes!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (FTPVM)

166 #144 I have heard that in private litigaytion marketplace that 90% of the money is earned by 10% of the practicing attorneys.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (Y274z)

167 I was actually surprised at the feminist rage over air conditioning.

If you combine ragey psychotic emotionalism with the old battle between men and women about what level the thermostat should be at, you get this nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

168 152
I was actually surprised at the feminist rage over air conditioning. My
observation has been that a higher surface area to volume ratio leads
one to be colder, and certainly, "high surface area to volume ratio" is
not a description that typically appertains to a feminist.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2019 12:59 PM (5E9ut)



In this day and age, no one should be surprised at feminist rage at anything. It really doesn't have to make sense. Swearsies.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (CPk08)

169 >>Holy crap what a presser.

Trump is going after the Squad with hammers and the media is screaming at him.

He is pulling no punches.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (K/2j/)

170 the feminist rage over air conditioning.

And yet you never hear them agitating for equal representation on road work crews or other blissfully AC-free jobs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (iys0/)

171 I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:37 PM

Translation: I just drilled the screw through my thumb and the medics are at the door.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (QMwOT)

172 Epstein hiding out in Saudi Arabia as a pretend Arab? Now THAT'S chutzpah!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (ju9gW)

173 162
Did Guatemala cancel the meeting with Trump?

Posted by: MAC SOG at July 15, 2019 12:57 PM (P4Pk9)


Yes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (TAmPV)


Is Guatemala the Place of Bananas???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (bCLt0)

174 @126 "For dessert he's gonna lick a plum"

Now that's funny.



Posted by: Louie at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (wB3g3)

175 Dems and Commies:

redundant

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

176 The problem is that she's violated the "pics or it didn't happen" rule.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (ejd/p)

I am way too old to be running around showing my bewbs to anyone anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

177 I don't have a problem with what Trump tweeted. Even if the "offensive" part were removed they'd still call him racist, because when have they not called him racist in the past three years?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (+0VWg)

178
Ha. She can't even get her own number.



Pleasepleaseplease let her earn 70% of James' wages.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (DIDiA)

She'll be 0049

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (CPk08)

179 Trump not backing down from his tweets. Damn, he's a tenacious fighter. Love it.

Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (Fs5vw)

180 -
--
You know what you don't find a lot of in Saudi Arabia?



Jews.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 12:53 PM

-------------------------

Ah, but suppose this whole time he's never been Jewish and his name has never been Epstein and from the beginning he has been a high-level foreign spy/blackmailer. It explains EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Conspiracy Theory 3286-B at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (RVcmP)

181 Alan Turing is going to be on the 50 Pound note.


So 50 pounds = $3 bill?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (oVJmc)

182 We have to fight the commies out in the open, not with romney-like vagisil covered pillow fights.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (nRWPy)

183 169 >>Holy crap what a presser.

Trump is going after the Squad with hammers and the media is screaming at him.

He is pulling no punches.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:01 PM (K/2j/)

*perks up*

I wish this was literally true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (bcbK8)

184 Hasn't ace reached a level of enlightenment where he can fix injuries with his mind?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)

185 I like how Trump's tweets are garnering all the outrage while in the last week pretty much every prominent Democrat leader has tweeted/videotaped messages directly to criminal illegal aliens set for ICE deportation on how to evade ICE and where they can find NGO and/or rogue government assistance.

Also, the "concentration camp" slur, Alyssa Milano's despicable tweet likening Pence to Himmler, and Soledad O'Brien asking people to photograph and identify ICE personnel is inciting violent confrontations with ICE, with already one death.

Oh, Trump said something mean?
The Democrats, MSM and celebrities are all in on inciting a civil war.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (bDqIh)

186 Really not a good tweet from Trump. It doesn't help him even a little, no matter what point was being made.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (ju9gW)


Unless the point was "we're working on deporting these congressbroads who fraudulently entered this country by lying on their applications."


I swear, some people around here are just never going to consider the possibility that Trump might know what he's doing. Sometimes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (a2xio)

187 Trump giving 'em hell live right now.

Posted by: Little Ms. InOpulent at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (qF5v4)

188 <<Trump is going after the Squad with hammers and the media is screaming at him.
>>
Meanwhile, more conservative judges are put on the bench, 8 states are openly defying Roe V. Wade and no one is talking about the border crisis.
I'm beginning to think Trump is a genius by playing the buffoon.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM (0jZvB)

189 Ha. She can't even get her own number.

Pleasepleaseplease let her earn 70% of James' wages.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:00 PM (DIDiA)


She'll be known as agent .0049

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

190 *tosses sock in laundry*

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (wB3g3)

191 Its not getting any real media coverage but of all places, people were talking about how ICE is going gangbusters arresting people in LA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

192 Stunt-casting is the last gasp of a dying, creatively exhausted franchise.

The black lady is the Bond equivalent of Cousin Oliver.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (O7MnT)

193 In a meta-fiction sense, 007 is just a designation. Other people undoubtedly have been 006, 008, etc.

But the 007 stories have always been about James Bond. Not some other person.

This should kill the franchise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8)

194 I am way too old to be running around showing my bewbs to anyone anymore.
Posted by: Jordan61

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Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (arJlL)

195 192 Stunt-casting is the last gasp of a dying, creatively exhausted franchise.

The black lady is the Bond equivalent of Cousin Oliver.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (O7MnT)

Poochie from the Simpsons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (bcbK8)

196
I just got an e-mail from a mail order ammunition store I used to use saying their credit card payment processor has terminated their contract without notice, and when they called, there was no explanation other than "we don't like guns and ammo."

Social credit system, US style. This is what it looks like.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (ETtbm)

197
She'll be known as agent .0049

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

Ha Ha!!! For once I was quicker!I had my calculator out already. Gives me an edge on the 7x table.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (CPk08)

198 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Heh. Air conditioning.

We had a guy in our workplace who was always griping about the air conditioning not being set low enough to suit him. He had a treadmill in his office that he would use while doing computer work or making phone calls. So he always felt overheated. So the rest of us were expected to endure 65 F so he could be comfy on his treadmill.

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (4HMW8)

199 Everytime I hear that tape of Omar the Somali say, "Some people did some-TING" my hair ignites.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

200 We definitely know there are other 00 agents. Alec Trevalyan was 006. I'm sure the books had more.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

201 >>I don't have a problem with what Trump tweeted. Even if the "offensive" part were removed they'd still call him racist, because when have they not called him racist in the past three years?


I'd like someone to tell me how what Trump tweeted was worse than what Ilhan Omar, Rshaida Tlaib, or Ayanna Pressley said at Netroots Nation this weekend.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

202 I'm not talking to any of youz guyz.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (NtglE)

203 I almost always pay cash for my weaponry......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (bCLt0)

204 -
--
Alan Turing is going to be on the 50 Pound note.
---------------




So 50 pounds = $3 bill?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM

-------------------

I see what you did there.

Posted by: irright at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (RVcmP)

205 Bond.
JanT'elle Bond.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (DIDiA)

206

well, that was fun.
Trump destroyed Iham

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (vEIlU)

207 NO NO NO JackStraw, Lurking Lurker already Pronounced he is not playing 4 D Chess he just tweets how he feels/Sarc

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (BqBId)

208
Really not a good tweet from Trump. It doesn't help him even a little, no matter what point was being made.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 15, 2019 12:56 PM (ju9gW)


Except it draws attention to the nasty things The Squad has been saying about America that #FakeNews has been ignoring.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

209 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


What? For years the Dems have been hating on the Evangelicals, and now they want us to do their bidding? Sit on it, Nance.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (lwiT4)

210 I am way too old to be running around showing my bewbs to anyone anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

This isn't actually on the list of reasonable excuses around here.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (CPk08)

211 Trump needs to schedule a rally in MN.

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (MAstk)

212 What, they want Neon Genesis Evangelion to intervene with the White House?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

213 202 I'm not talking to any of youz guyz.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (NtglE)


Aw c'mon Irish.... we'll play nice..... swearsies....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (bCLt0)

214 >>Trump is going after the Squad with hammers and the media is screaming at him.

He is pulling no punches.




Oh, missed it - what did he say?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

215 This should kill the franchise.

I think it will yeah. People are already pretty apathetic toward Bond at this point anyway. Every James Bond movie has made money. All of them. This might be the first bomb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

216 #193 The pegging scenes might save the franchise.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (Y274z)

217 Ha Ha!!! For once I was quicker!I had my calculator out already. Gives me an edge on the 7x table.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (CPk0


Story of my life, a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (kUmUV)

218 209 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


What? For years the Dems have been hating on the Evangelicals, and now they want us to do their bidding? Sit on it, Nance.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (lwiT4)

What Grammie said.

If Nancy wants Evangelicals, pass abortion restrictions. Until then, LOLGF

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (bcbK8)

219 Ace, you magnificent bastard, I read your content!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)

220
ace misplaced his murse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (ptqGC)







It's up on the shelf in the living room.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (veoSD)

221 Based on previous bonds I expect this next one to be Jane Wick from England.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

222 We need a millennial Bond next. A wispy little fellow with a man-bun and a murse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (DIDiA)

223 Kingsman movies are more fun to watch. The first movie had environmental says the bad guys.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (dKiJG)

224 We had a guy in our workplace who was always griping about the air conditioning not being set low enough to suit him. He had a treadmill in his office that he would use while doing computer work or making phone calls. So he always felt overheated. So the rest of us were expected to endure 65 F so he could be comfy on his treadmill.
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (4HMW

Our office has 4 women; three of us are always freezing and have our space heaters on. The fourth runs around complaining that it's too hot and how is she supposed to concentrate and get any work done when it's 73 degrees in her office??

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

225 216 #193 The pegging scenes might save the franchise.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (Y274z)

Pegging never saved anything.

A strap-on scene with a hot blonde...that might.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK8)

226 There is no current or acting undersecretary of the Treasury

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (QkjLD)

227 I just got an e-mail from a mail order ammunition store I used to use saying their credit card payment processor has terminated their contract without notice, and when they called, there was no explanation other than "we don't like guns and ammo."

Social credit system, US style. This is what it looks like.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



That'll leave a mark in your business plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (FE+I8)

228 @kbq225

If you don't like America you can leave boom!

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/y5sm45l4

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (cF8AT)

229 >> CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


Is it me, or has there been a lot of trash talk about evangelicals in the last week or so? I've seen it on twitter lately, and it seems like an odd focus/scapegoat given all that is going on in the country.

Did I mess some prominent evangelical(s) meeting with Trump or getting vocal about current events???

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

230 215 This should kill the franchise.

I think it will yeah. People are already pretty apathetic toward Bond at this point anyway. Every James Bond movie has made money. All of them. This might be the first bomb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

You see, right there, that's the point... " Fundamentally Transform America " goes wide, and deep.... ideology trumps profit, in this case....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (bCLt0)

231 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House

That pretty much is the epitome of "tone deaf".

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (vtcmf)

232 just got here...the ettes are showing boobs? Wut?

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

233 Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

What did they say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (+0VWg)

234 I am way too old to be running around showing my bewbs to anyone anymore.



Posted by: Jordan61 at July 15, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)
This isn't actually on the list of reasonable excuses around here.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (CPk0

Victoria secret underwire plus spanx that lifts the underwire even higher. Result, awesome boobies.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (nRWPy)

235 "Is ace mastering his domain again?"

Chive did do a post on tanlines this weekend.

Posted by: Bosk at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (9m9TT)

236 I just got an e-mail from a mail order ammunition store I used to use saying their credit card payment processor has terminated their contract without notice, and when they called, there was no explanation other than "we don't like guns and ammo."

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Same rules with queers, abortion, and shiny spinning-hubcap Fubu culture, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (DIDiA)

237 212 What, they want Neon Genesis Evangelion to intervene with the White House?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

Gendo Ikari will settle all family business

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (bcbK8)

238 NO NO NO JackStraw, Lurking Lurker already Pronounced he is not playing 4 D Chess he just tweets how he feels/Sarc

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I sort of agree with LL. Its just that what Trump also feels is a feels shared by a lot of the country - polite society isn't used to hearing their President share it. Though what polite society says behind closed doors is quite shocking. Not everything is chess in life. Sometimes it is just good old fashion fun - exposing the left for who they are.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

239 Epstein with a Saudi passport?

Isn't 9 the legal age inshallah?

Posted by: MiklosAM at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (QzkSJ)

240 Oh, missed it - what did he say?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)


you really will need to see the clip to fully absorb and enjoy it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (vEIlU)

241 209 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


What? For years the Dems have been hating on the Evangelicals, and now they want us to do their bidding? Sit on it, Nance.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (lwiT4)

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We pray for Trump every day, Nance.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (RU4sa)

242 Story of my life, a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 01:08 PM (kUmUV)

Hey, never pass up an obvious joke. It's got me where I am today!......which is celebrating for once being 5 seconds faster on an obvious joke way down past comment 250 the comments section of a blog whose proprietor just posted "Hey fuck off open thread Zzzzzzzzzz............."

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (CPk08)

243 I love that Trump has put Nancy in a fork which forces her to defend those who she was trying to spank. Colored girl fights can get crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (2LelM)

244 I was sitting here composing an email for a funeral reception. Had the TV on and heard what sounded like a hyena screaming at PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

245 "These nitwits in Congress seem to forget who controls the military. Let the Civil War begin with that thought rattling around in their pea brains. "

The military still don't think he controls them. WTF?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (YkEgi)

246 Pelosi is trying to play Trump's game and wedge evangelicals. She is an idiot.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (FTPVM)

247
You can tell when the objective is to destroy a franchise rather than rejuvenate it. A brown/female/carpet muncher whatever character is not introduced as a new character, but as a replacement for an existing one.

When it's a social justice issue, it's a mistake to assume the corporation responsible just wants to make money. They've demonstrated repeatedly they'll lose money in service of the agenda.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (ETtbm)

248 This should kill the franchise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:04 PM


***

Yup.
This is Bond 25. Bond 26 will flop. It will take Bonds 27 and 28 to win back the audience and that's no guarantee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (axyOa)

249 . She can't even get her own number.

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Hand-me-down number. Maybe some day she can become Agent 86.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

250 I sort of agree with LL. Its just that what Trump also feels is a feels shared by a lot of the country - polite society isn't used to hearing their President share it. Though what polite society says behind closed doors is quite shocking. Not everything is chess in life. Sometimes it is just good old fashion fun - exposing the left for who they are.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

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I'm not trying to imply that Trump doesn't know what he is doing. I think he does.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

251 I think it will yeah. People are already pretty
apathetic toward Bond at this point anyway. Every James Bond movie has
made money. All of them. This might be the first bomb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)


Hollowwood is nothing if not predictable. Live action Dinsey cartoons. Marvelle movies until there ain't no more Marvelle stories to tell.


Chick versions of pretty much everything. If you had joked about it a year ago, nobody would believe you. But this is 2019. Hello, Jane Bond.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (a2xio)

252 Victoria secret underwire plus spanx that lifts the underwire even higher. Result, awesome boobies.


Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (nRWPy)



Then pictures are de riguer, bien sur.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (CPk08)

253
CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."

Trump should call on the Catholic Church to excommunicate Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (TAmPV)

254 Would I prefer a world where the President of the United States doesn't feel compelled to taunt members of Congress?

Sure.

But we don't live in that world.
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Gotta be honest. I do like a president who taunts members of congress. They are garbage. I think teh problem isn't that he says means stuff on twitter. The problem is the low lives we have in congress. And I really don't care in the slightest about decorum at this point. We are in the middle of a cold civil war and they are the enemy.

Little rocket man much?

Posted by: The andrew dice clay presidency is turning out pretty good at July 15, 2019 01:12 PM (LgV8Q)

255 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


What? For years the Dems have been hating on the Evangelicals, and now they want us to do their bidding? Sit on it, Nance.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 01:06 PM (lwiT4)

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Oh, Nancy. She kissed Pope Benedict XVI's ring on the White House lawn, and promotes abortion as a right. What a hypocrite.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (Pqytn)

256 232 just got here...the ettes are showing boobs? Wut?
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

Part of the new mandatory program to help promote fasting.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (mX8Vr)

257 I hope Jan-T'elle Bond does the cool hand-jive high fives like the native Wakandans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (DIDiA)

258 I was sitting here composing an email for a funeral reception. Had the TV on and heard what sounded like a hyena screaming at PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (ptqGC)


and people wonder why Trump fights back so hard

she showed no respect, and he was telling her to shut up

didn't matter

a nutjob

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (vEIlU)

259 I sort of agree with LL.

I do too. I don't think Trump has some huge master plan worked out years in advance with careful timing and expertise, I think he just goes with his gut and has good instincts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (39g3+)

260 What, they want Neon Genesis Evangelion to intervene with the White House?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

What is theWhite House's official stance on whether or not flat is justice?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (ok6hV)

261 Did I mess some prominent evangelical(s) meeting with Trump or getting vocal about current events???

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:09 PM (bDqIh)



My take is they've finally figured out that socons/evangelicals mean what they say. They are going to stand their ground on issues like infantacide, personal and religious liberty and traditional marriage. We are not going to change our values. Thus, we are the last roadblock before Utopia and must be removed, by any means possible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (lwiT4)

262 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."

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Pass a 3rd trimester abortion ban, and we will see what we can do.

- Evangelicals

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

263 >>>Aw c'mon Irish.... we'll play nice..... swearsies....
~~~~~

Too late!

I told you all last year that my birthday was on Bastille Day. But did any of you remember that yesterday????

No.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (NtglE)

264 Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)
********
He has never EVER flown by the seat of his pants, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley of KISS use that Mantra, that nothing is thought out, It is flying by the seat of their pants & I called Bullshit on them too. Nobody that successful does things for shits & giggles

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (BqBId)

265 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (CPk0

I was debating whether or not the zeros were significant figures, which would mean I needed the decimal point. While was vacillating you went in for the kill. Good show.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (kUmUV)

266 We pray for Trump every day, Nance.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 01:11 PM (RU4sa)

Good comeback.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (+0VWg)

267 >>Oh, missed it - what did he say?

Basically that the Squad has been saying a lot of anti-Semitic and hateful things about the US and if they don't like it they can leave. He brought up Omar's 9/11 comment about some people do something and just their overall nasty and hateful words about America.

If the recent DNC polling about Omar and AOC is accurate they don't have much support even on the left. And I'm sure Trump is getting sick and tired of being called a racist everyday, I know I sure as hell am, so fire away. It's time to confront these clowns and make them own their words.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (K/2j/)

268
Too late!



I told you all last year that my birthday was on Bastille Day. But did any of you remember that yesterday????



No.





Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (NtglE)

I sure as hell didn't.

What did you get me for your birthday?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (CPk08)

269 polite society isn't used to hearing their President share it.


Bullshit. Lefties "share" all kinds of stuff all the time, despicable horrific stuff and it all gets a pass. The idea that Trump says awful things is ridiculous, it's utterly normal and then gets pretended into "waaa, that's mean" when they're saying MUCH worse. He's just supposed to clam up and act like a simpering apologetic wet blanket because he's not a commie puke.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)

270 keep an eye out for HR 748 on Wednesday. that is the bill to repeal (formally) the dog eater' s "Cadillac" tax on the cost of coverage. currently it keeps getting delayed because no D lawmaker wants that shit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (6Wgmu)

271 He has never EVER flown by the seat of his pants, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley of KISS use that Mantra, that nothing is thought out, It is flying by the seat of their pants & I called Bullshit on them too. Nobody that successful does things for shits & giggles
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (BqBId)

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I think Chris Taylor expressed it better. Going with your gut is not flying by the seat of your pants. And many people have success going with your gut.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (sX1BW)

272 Hoo-eee.

Thank you for the link, Tami.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 01:16 PM (wB3g3)

273 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."


As long as the Satanists intervene with the Democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

274 I am Evangelical.... there are Absolute Lines I will not cross.... the Left has crossed maybe 8 or 10 of these.... and then I have Secular Lines too.... I would say I have a Plethora of Lines....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 01:16 PM (bCLt0)

275 Bon anniversaire, mon amie Irlandaise!

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 01:16 PM (aXucN)

276 I mean, if I found out that the Democrats ultimate plan was to revert all life on Earth to its primordial LCL form in order to achieve our evolution to a higher state, it wouldn't make any less sense than their ostensible current motivations.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

277
I think Chris Taylor expressed it better. Going with your gut is not flying by the seat of your pants. And many people have success going with your gut.
******
He doesn't go by his "Gut" he knows EXACTLY what he is doing & what he wants to accomplish

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

278 Hey Hey Hey Ace when you come back can you bring enough pizza AoS special black olives and ham to feed your 3 gizillion readers as well as enough beer to quench the passion for suds. OK Got it covered bro.

Posted by: Ray at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (AVxHd)

279 >>I told you all last year that my birthday was on Bastille Day. But did any of you remember that yesterday????

I did. I just wasn't here. I was off celebrating Bastille Day.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (K/2j/)

280 Trump plays by their rules, and they can't stand it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

281 #270 So THAT'S a tax and not a fine?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (Y274z)

282 Thanks for the video link, Tami!!

Who keeps yelling at him/interrupting - is that a WH reporter?

>>What did they say?

It was on a David French twitter thread, where he did his usual demonization of evangelicals, and then GOP campaign consultant Liz Mair and others jumped on. I think it's because Pence visited a detention center - see the (formerly) trending twitter hashtag #FakeChristian.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

283 polite society isn't used to hearing their President share it.


Bullshit. Lefties "share" all kinds of stuff all the time, despicable horrific stuff and it all gets a pass. The idea that Trump says awful things is ridiculous, it's utterly normal and then gets pretended into "waaa, that's mean" when they're saying MUCH worse

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I believe I said as much when I said the things polite society says behind closed doors is pretty awful. By polite society, I was implying the old country club establishment republican set.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

284 I saw this near the end of the last thread:

494 His point was that they left shitholes that are shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander scale.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)



I think I actually like this version better.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (xjiRE)

285 I haven't even finished my Bastille Day shopping yet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

286 here is some of the Q and A from a few minutes ago

"YOU CAN LEAVE" President Trump SLAMS Democrat Women Including AOC
https://tinyurl.com/y2z8efxx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)

287 I did. I just wasn't here. I was off celebrating Bastille Day.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (K/2j/)
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So, so close. You should have said "I was off celebrating your birthday."

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (aXucN)

288 Trump's tweets aren't 4D chess nor are they knee jerk reactions.

Posted by: MAGA at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (YD9ra)

289 RHEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Democrats at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (Y274z)

290 Best-laid plans are fine and all, but guts, instinct and determination will see it through. And trolling...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (FTPVM)

291 We're too busy planning Area 51 Day.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (tH5fk)

292
On multiple occassions Rashida Tlaib has called palistinians " her people."

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (TAmPV)

293 Do I look like a man who has plans?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)

294 >>So, so close. You should have said "I was off celebrating your birthday."

But that would have been dishonest.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (K/2j/)

295 276 I mean, if I found out that the Democrats ultimate plan was to revert all life on Earth to its primordial LCL form in order to achieve our evolution to a higher state, it wouldn't make any less sense than their ostensible current motivations.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

Not to mention the whole cloning daughter wives....that's right in the DNC wishlist

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK8)

296 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (3sOO0)

297 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (9vQJW)

298 i'm an evangelical. i take no orders from nancy palsi, or anyone else up to their ass with satan. how dare that hypocritical, pontificating bitch. i cleaned that up as much as i could.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (KP5rU)

299 We're too busy planning Area 51 Day.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (tH5fk)


Go long on Cheetos, popcorn, and bourbon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

300 227 I just got an e-mail from a mail order ammunition store I used to use saying their credit card payment processor has terminated their contract without notice, and when they called, there was no explanation other than "we don't like guns and ammo."
--------------------
Chase did this last year to my local range/gun shop/pawn shop. Dropped their line of credit as well. The local banks all fought for the business and got them a ton of great local PR.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 15, 2019 01:20 PM (6b6MO)

301 >>My take is they've finally figured out that socons/evangelicals mean what they say. They are going to stand their ground on issues like infantacide, personal and religious liberty and traditional marriage. We are not going to change our values. Thus, we are the last roadblock before Utopia and must be removed, by any means possible.


Think you're right, grammie.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

302 Too late!



I told you all last year that my birthday was on Bastille Day. But did any of you remember that yesterday????



No.





Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (NtglE)


I can't even remember my own birthday.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 01:21 PM (2BgZB)

303 257 I hope Jan-T'elle Bond does the cool hand-jive high fives like the native Wakandans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 01:13 PM (DIDiA)

Plus some gorilla grunting. Because that's not racist.

Thanks Marvel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 01:21 PM (bcbK8)

304 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."

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Stalin is calling on the Kulaks to intervene with Trotsky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

305 His point was that they left shitholes that are shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander scale.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)


I think I actually like this version better.
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Don't be shitholier than thou . . .

Posted by: The andrew dice clay presidency is turning out pretty good at July 15, 2019 01:22 PM (Xv7mQ)

306 I was implying the old country club establishment republican set.


Yeah, but it turns out they were faking it all along. That "principled above it all" horseshit was just leftism without the ear gauges, tattoos, and ebt cards. It advances progressivism as much as screaming feminist slut-walk skanks.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 01:22 PM (nRWPy)

307 You know what you don't find a lot of in Saudi Arabia?

Jews.
________________

Yeah, and his fake passport name, "Abdul Mohammadstein," probably would have given him away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 01:22 PM (k4dH2)

308 Yes, I'm sure lots of Evangelicals want to do Pelosi's bidding. /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 01:24 PM (+0VWg)

309 What did you get me for your birthday?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 01:15 PM (CPk0
~~~~~

-> Do I look like a hobbit to you? Wait. Don't answer that.

-> And thank you, bluebell!

-> Mr. Straw: I wasn't here either, so that's no excuse.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 01:24 PM (NtglE)

310 292
On multiple occassions Rashida Tlaib has called palistinians " her people."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 01:18 PM (TAmPV)

Thugs and terrorists. Sounds legit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

311 told you all last year that my birthday was on Bastille Day. But did any of you remember that yesterday????

No.

Posted by: IrishEi


You wanted us to storm your castle and cut your head off on your birthday? We are nicer than that...

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 01:24 PM (32YRo)

312 >>>I swear, some people around here are just never going to consider the possibility that Trump might know what he's doing. Sometimes.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 01:03 PM

I agree, but personally I rarely " get" his strategy. It takes me a while to figure out the angle. Some people here say it's complex one, some say it's a simple one. It's interesting that we rarely agree. But he fights. On that there is a consensus.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 01:25 PM (QCc6B)

313 160 According to the Bond producers, the black woman playing 007 isn't James Bond, she's just a spy who is given the 007 identification because James Bond retired in the last movie.

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Ha. She can't even get her own number.

Pleasepleaseplease let her earn 70% of James' wages.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess


I'd be happy with 70 % of the poontang.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 15, 2019 01:27 PM (kfcYC)

314 An idea that just will not stick
007 portrayed by a chick
A marketing blunder
As the writers did wonder
Will she be possessed of a dick?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

315 CBN News:"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling on evangelicals to intervene with the White House."

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Desperation was never more obvious - "Please get Trump to quit so I can get out of this jam!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

316 All we are saying Ace is Y'all come back now real soon yall hear There will be hell to pay if 'n ya dont. And you're nearly outta loose change. Do Not Forget the ice cream with the pizza we demanded above either. Our snoops are onto ya, so use the back door please. And don't let the dogs out, wipe yer feet and be civil to Miss Molly, ya hear us bro HUH HUH

Posted by: Ray at July 15, 2019 01:39 PM (AVxHd)

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