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The Morning Rant

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"Last time I discussed how the Democrats would win the trust of the American people and demonstrate how how they were worthy of governing. But they will take the opportunity to miss the opportunity, just like they missed a big opportunity when Donald Trump was elected. Oh, I know they're bitter and angry about 2016 since it was supposed to be the start of year one of the reign of Her Most Adipose Thighness, and the progressives probably thought, boy howdy, now is the time to go full speed ahead and implement every single item on our bucket list. But it didn't work out for them, so they've been throwing temper tantrums and promoting conspiracy theories for nearly three years. Not very productive. But they could've done something different. They could have looked at Donald Trump objectively and thought, ok, what does he have that we can work with? They could've looked at what he's done in the past. They could've read his book The Art of the Deal and maybe gotten a clue about how he thinks. They could've noticed that he has a yuuge ego that likes to be stroked and schmoozed. They could've told each other, look, our gal didn't win, so we're not going to get all we want. But maybe we can get a few things passed and cut our losses. Let's figure out how to butter him up, tell him what a great guy he is, show him a bit of respect, and maybe then he'd be more amenable to doing a deal with us. If the Democrats had done this, they would've demonstrated, I think, some competence, and also wisdom -- wisdom to realize that in politics, you can't get everything you want, but by settling for less, you can perhaps set yourself up for greater gains down the road. In other words, they could've incrementally ratcheted the progressive enterprise forward by some small amount. But no, they were so angry at coming within a hair's breadth of winning the big enchilada that they, once again, overplayed their hand. The progressive Democrats declard all-out, scorched-earth, take-no-prisoners war against the president. They deluded themselves into thinking that they could remove Trump from office, and then, somehow, magically, Hillary would become president. Fast forward two and a half years. What have the Democrats accomplished? Well, nothing, basically. Trump is still in office, appointing judges right and left, the economy is roaring along, and all the Democrats are doing, when they're not fighting and squabbling with each other, is trying to come up with new ways to impeach Trump. It's like they're Wile E. Coyote thinking that this time, yes *this* time, with these new Acme rocket-powered roller skates and Acme anvil dropped from an Acme hot-air balloon, they can bring catch that pesky Roadrunner and make a meal of him. Our plan to get Trump will work this time! Trust us! And all Trump says is meep, meep."




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Sadder But Wiser:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Read the hilarious comments and see this Media Matters clown double and triple down on stupid. (Update: Actually, I think the guy made an ignorant mistake, and rather than admit it and move on, he's just pretending to be a troll. Nobody, not even a progressive, is this dumb).

Mesmerizing:





Who Dis:

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(click for bigger)
Here's Here is another photo of her you 'rons might like.



For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's celebs: Simone Signoret (not a great beauty, but a very good actress) and her husband Yves Montand. They married in 1951 and stayed together until she succumbed to pancreatic cancer in 1985.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Prime Rib:

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(click for bigger prime rib)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




Comments

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1 That steak is a bit too red for me.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (p997d)

2 First?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (axyOa)

3 Caroline Munro and John Phillip Law?

Don't know what they were in together, if anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)

4 Dang it Someguy!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (axyOa)

5 Oh, and SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)

6 not first, but SPONGE!!!!

and i'll take the steak and the lady....

dayum...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (8D42x)

7 Ahh

Posted by: FrodoB at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (mnNV7)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (arJlL)

9 Is that a young Robert Shaw?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (gC2IV)

10 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (VyAV0)

11 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

12 Gotta get these morning posts in quick before the Boss stirs. Hahahaa. ICMU (I crack myself up) This thread will reach 1000 comments by that time.

Someguy: That steak is a bit too red for me.

I think that might've been too red even for my "make mine rare" steak-lovin' dad.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (Z65m4)

13 Cher?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (eJXRs)

14 Democrats can't learn from their mistakes because, according to them, they never make any.

Can you name the last Democrat who lost an election and said, "Well, I guess I lost"? Nope, they're all about stolen, or races being kept from the polls.

They are too stupid to learn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (19g6/)

15 Dang. Wolfus is good!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (axyOa)

16 Oregon Muse is right.

About everything.

Trump, cleavage, meat....all correct.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)

17 Is that a young Robert Shaw?

Then who's the guy ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

18 11 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib.
..

Raw?

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (MAstk)

19 No idea on the mystery peeps.


As for Lewinsky, it was good advice, just look at how far Huma Abedin has gone since interning for Hillary!

Even after the affair (her choice, not advised), she was all set to get a sweet new job from a FoB until it was discovered and in the news.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

20 3 Caroline Munro and John Phillip Law?

Don't know what they were in together, if anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)


Bingo.

And they were in a movie famous, I think, for cheesy stop-motion animation effects.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (5aKpU)

21 Linda Ronstadt? I don't care if it's not Linda Ronstadt, I'm going to play some of her songs now anyway

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (lwiT4)

22 Whodat gal: who cares where her eyes are

Whodat guy: Sugarfoot?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (Z65m4)

23 11 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

Far as I can tell it's still mooing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)

24 Top 100!!!

Whoohooo

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (QMwOT)

25 14 Democrats can't learn from their mistakes because, according to them, they never make any.

Can you name the last Democrat who lost an election and said, "Well, I guess I lost"? Nope, they're all about stolen, or races being kept from the polls.

They are too stupid to learn.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (19g6/)

=========

Someone wrote on a dry erase wall here at work:

"Forget your mistakes. Learn from them."

I wrote in response, "How can I learn from a mistake if I forget it?"

It was probably written by a Democrat who lost an electoral race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (VyAV0)

26 Screw Monica Lewinsky as the victim. Before Bill violated her, Lewinsky previously and knowingly had an affair with a married man. Doesn't make Clinton any better but she's no victim.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (zFzxj)

27 "But it didn't work out for [the Dems], so they've been throwing temper tantrums and promoting conspiracy theories for nearly three years. Not very productive."

Well, there's no wall yet, and the illegal invaders are more numerous than ever. So on that issue, either the Dems are winning ("productive",) or the President hasn't delivered.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (mk9aG)

28 love a good prime rib, especially an end cut if you can get one...

with the whipped horseradish on the side...

damnit, now I'm going to want one of those for dinner.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (8D42x)

29 Does anybody else save the ape rant for dessert instead of first course?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (Z65m4)

30 That's the stuff that they make cows out of, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (cqNba)

31 And all Trump says is meep, meep.

______


Doesn't Nurse Ratched now own the trademark on that?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (hRPGI)

32 I'm starting to suspect you guys aren't really 29 like I am.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

33 13 Cher?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (eJXRs)


Not Cher. See #3 for correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (5aKpU)

34 Gee, Monica, it's not like sucking dick was part of the job.


For anyone else, at least.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (XXMYi)

35 The chick looks like a porn star.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (zFzxj)

36 Epic reply to MoDo, Oregon Muse!!

As awful as the Justice Democrats are, it is at least entertaining to see them eat their own.

How does it feel to be on the wrong side of the race card and other Lefty/Democrat tactics, you guys?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

37 I was thinking that the bonus pic looks like a better-looking Grace Slick with bigger boobs, a Grace Slick who looks like she sounds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)

38 Investigators found in Epsteins $77 million Manhattan townhouse a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (p0A33)

39 There was an error on the prime rib photo. That's just the cow immediately after slaughter.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (T6t7i)

40 Being an intern wasn't the problem. Sucking the cock was.

Posted by: NCKate at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (lknvV)

41 Screw Monica Lewinsky as the victim. Before Bill violated her, Lewinsky previously and knowingly had an affair with a married man. Doesn't make Clinton any better but she's no victim.

---

Bingo.

The Starr report, IIRC, said that she was actively pursuing Clinton during the trysts. He's scum yep, but she's right there with him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (eJXRs)

42 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

Far as I can tell it's still mooing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)

which is perfect...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (8D42x)

43 Porn Star Rachel Ryan

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (zFzxj)

44 "Screw Monica Lewinsky as the victim." Yes, read the Starr report, especially the files recovered from Lewinsky's computers. She was a hosebeast, planning in writing to blow the President even before she got to Washington. Doesn't excuse Clinton, but she was no victim.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (mk9aG)

45
Linda Ronstadt? I don't care if it's not Linda Ronstadt, I'm going to play some of her songs now anyway


Posted by: grammie winger
>>
Turn it up. Midnight Special!!
Liked her backup band, too.Named after some bird if I remember correctly.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (mnNV7)

46 "They could have looked at Donald Trump objectively and thought, ok, what does he have that we can work with? They could've looked at what he's done in the past. They could've read his book The Art of the Deal and maybe gotten a clue about how he thinks."

"Read? How do you do that?"--Some Snowflake after I read GP's statement to them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (m79Dg)

47 "Trump is still in office, appointing judges right and left"

Mostly right. We will see if Kavanaugh turns out to be another Roberts.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (4kTo2)

48 Soviet Submarine Boat!

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

49 Being an intern wasn't the problem. Sucking the cock was.
Posted by: NCKate at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (lknvV)

Well sucking the wrong cock, in the wrong place, at the wrong time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (p0A33)

50 Gotta love Glenda the good witch.

Lol. I even read it in her voice.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (FE+I8)

51 I read some of the responses in the MODO tweet.

The left savaged her and then veered off to attack white feminists in general.

Love. It.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (MAstk)

52 13 Cher?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:19 AM (eJXRs)

Not Cher. See #3 for correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:21 AM (5aKpU)

---

Midday bourbon goggles are a hell of a thing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (eJXRs)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Alright, OregonMuse with the tits!

Goooooooooood morning, Ace if Spades!

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (ok6hV)

55 Does anybody else save the ape rant for dessert instead of first course?

I scan it at best. I can't read a wall-o-talics. Someone should tell Harambe about paragraph breaks and fonts. I know I've tried.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

56 Caroline Munro and Portrait Photography

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (NFEMn)

57 Mmmmmmm.........Prime Rib........

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

58 Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.

https://is.gd/0bU43a

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (O7MnT)

59 Mmm...New Kingsman movie trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG7fhhUq1nU

The King's Man

I do enjoy the franchise's anarchist spirit. It'll be interesting to see it transported to WWI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (VyAV0)

60 Dang. Read the content then scrolled down and no coiments.

Posted by: tbodie at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (OZZ16)

61 Well sucking the wrong cock, in the wrong place, at the wrong time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (p0A33)

In many way, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

62 43 Porn Star Rachel Ryan
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (zFzxj)


No, sorry. See #3 for the correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (5aKpU)

63 That prime rib looks a bit over cooked

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (YslsA)

64 Mmmmmmmm........Cleavage.......

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Porn Star Rachel Ryan
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:23 AM (zFzxj)

She's not a porn star, but she definitely gives off a porn vibe...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

66 >>. . .as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.


Interesting. Ehud Barack as business partner assisting him with a passport, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

67 Chick is Tits McSkanky. The guy is Viggo Mortensen before the drugs ravaged his face.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (m79Dg)

68

Stairway to billiard balls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (aKsyK)

69 One of the twatter comments says the A in Airbus A320 stands for Airplane. That cracked me up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (TtdAy)

70 s for Lewinsky, it was good advice, just look at how far Huma Abedin has gone since interning for Hillary!

Even after the affair (her choice, not advised), she was all set to get a sweet new job from a FoB until it was discovered and in the news.
___________________

Yeah, the advice to become a WH intern wasn't bad career advice, it just wasn't the advice that Monica needed.

The advice she needed was: don't be a skanky slut on the job -- whatever the job is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (k4dH2)

71 Who is the nice young lass?
Can she bring me the steak?
And a brewski.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (QMwOT)

72 Investigators found in Epsteins $77 million Manhattan townhouse a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

They can't blame THAT on Joe Pepitone !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

73 Caroline Munro & who cares.

I saw her in that "Sinbad" movie at just the right time growing up. Ever since I've preferred women with long dark hair. had I watched "Dr. No" instead I may prefer statuesque blondes.

Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

74 Billiard ball movie is awesome.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (T6t7i)

75 John Phillip Law

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

76 That Prime Rib looks divine! Now I'm really hungry but still can't eat for 2 more hours.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (9iLHi)

77 The Horowitz piece linked by JJ today is the must-read in that crop. Horowitz has a habit of crying wolf constantly and maintaining an overall elevated state of alarm, but his substantive points are solid. And found almost nowhere else.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (QDnY+)

78 Urban Dictionary says "AR" stands for anal reamer.

Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (ABjxW)

79 55 Does anybody else save the ape rant for dessert instead of first course?

I scan it at best. I can't read a wall-o-talics. Someone should tell Harambe about paragraph breaks and fonts. I know I've tried.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

This one was particularly long. Usually I do go through them at the end but I need a tldr for this.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (p997d)

80 Caroline Munro...I remember her from Sinbad. I wanted her to make me a man.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (axyOa)

81 Investigators found in Epsteins $77 million Manhattan townhouse a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

They can't blame THAT on Joe Pepitone !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

No doubt LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (p0A33)

82 I scan it at best. I can't read a wall-o-talics. Someone should tell Harambe about paragraph breaks and fonts. I know I've tried.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c


You did? When?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (5aKpU)

83 Eh, I'm understandably misogynistic towards 20-something thots, but even I don't put too much blame on Monica. She wanted to suck the President's dick? Well of course she did, girls are attracted to status and he's the fucking President. As an adult in the most powerful executive position in the world, it's your job to NOT mouth fuck all the interns. Every President has had willing groupies - didn't LBJ supposedly fuck more than JFK? And he was Don Mossi ugly.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

84 20
3 Caroline Munro and John Phillip Law?
Don't know what they were in together, if anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)

Bingo.
And they were in a movie famous, I think, for cheesy stop-motion animation effects.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Without looking it up, I'ma guess Seventh Voyage of Sinbad?

And Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion effects were fantastic for the time. I recently watched 20 Million Miles to Earth again for the first time in many many years, and that bipedal lizard-creature is very effective.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)

85 I scan it at best. I can't read a wall-o-talics. Someone should tell Harambe about paragraph breaks and fonts. I know I've tried.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)


THE HOT AIR BUTTON IS OVER THERE -->

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (9VeU0)

86 I'm disappointed Trump never tweeted the vid of the Mex flag being raised in CO.


Don Jr did though.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (MAstk)

87 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib. "

*looks at the edges. Commences drooling*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

88 11 Oh, that there is properly cooked prime rib.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Skinning the cow does not qualify as cooking.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (nlavE)

89 Investigators found in Epsteins $77 million Manhattan townhouse a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.
==========
Well well well, who could've imagined. . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (5aPVF)

90 Trump RTing Lindsey 2.0 now means that Pelosi has to defend the four sisters. It's an obvious trap, and Pelosi has no choice but to walk into it.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (T6t7i)

91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.

Not bad tho.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (tH5fk)

92 Yeah, the advice to become a WH intern wasn't bad career advice, it just wasn't the advice that Monica needed.

The advice she needed was: don't be a skanky slut on the job -- whatever the job is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (k4dH2)

Hey! It worked for me!--Kamalatoe Harris.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (m79Dg)

93 >>Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.


Is #5 this? --- ". . .and almost every kids movie made in the last 20 years that has had a climate change message injected into it whether it applies to the storyline or not."



I don't think it's possible for Hollywood to make a kids movie or tv show that doesn't push climate change alarmism, with the exception of most Pixar fare.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

94 71 Who is the nice young lass?
Can she bring me the steak?
And a brewski.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (QMwOT)


See #3 for the answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (5aKpU)

95 AR = Armalite Rifle

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

96 Let's not forget that Republicans for two years could pass most anything but didn't. Thanks to Ryan and McCaiin.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (Y274z)

97 The 'AR' stands for 'All Racist.'


Duh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (XXMYi)

98 90 Trump RTing Lindsey 2.0 now means that Pelosi has to defend the four sisters. It's an obvious trap, and Pelosi has no choice but to walk into it.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (T6t7i)

==========

Continue Democratic spat that will likely end soon anyway with some kind of contretemps, or force the "sane" side to capitulate to the crazy side posthaste.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (VyAV0)

99 Practical effects were great. CGI can be great but its usually so lifeless.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

100 Well if they opened up my safe they wouldn't see an expired passport but they would find cash and jewelry. And Guns. Lots of guns.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (zFzxj)

101 I can't tell if that Media Matters idiot is this:
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/738028-i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

or this:
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/738036-i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

They're both pretty stupid tho.

Posted by: bob at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (qFZ5B)

102 Oh, who hasn't had an office romance or been blown by an assistant? Bill Clinton didn't victimize Lewinsky.

Her odious friend Linda Tripp did, as did Tripp's equally vile puppetmaster Lucianne Goldberg. It was being thrust into the national spotlight and slut-shamed that was the harm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

103 That Prime Rib looks divine! Now I'm really hungry but still can't eat for 2 more hours.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk

This is AMERICA !

Yew can eat whatever ya want WHEN ever ya want !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

104 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 11:30 AM (1XAal)

105 Re: Epstein - I read somewhere he did not set foot on US soil when he returned last week - they got the warrant to enter his plane. No idea if he was planning on staying on the plane, but it sounds like they were concerned he might pull some shenanigans of saying he wasn't technically on American soil?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

106 91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.

Not bad tho.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (tH5fk)

She & her bikini were in "The Spy Who Loved Me"

Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)

107
Whodat guy: Sugarfoot?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .

I'm trying to remember his name without looking it up. Gimme a minute . . .

. . .

. . . Will Hutchins. That would be a good one for OM to choose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)

108 I'm fasting until 11:30 and that prime rib is killing me.

In a mostly good way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

109

The AR-15 is a pirate gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

110 91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.
Not bad tho.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (tH5fk)


Mostly known for making a number of schlocky horror movies for Hammer Studios.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (5aKpU)

111 Emergency. Everyone to get from street.

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

112 Prime Rib is Prime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (kwJM2)

113 106 91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.

Not bad tho.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (tH5fk)

She & her bikini were in "The Spy Who Loved Me"
Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)

Yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

114 97 The 'AR' stands for 'All Racist.'


Duh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (XXMYi)

Black Rifles Matter

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (JFO2v)

115 This is AMERICA !

Yew can eat whatever ya want WHEN ever ya want !
Posted by: JT


Fuck yes.

Posted by: everyone at Walmart at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (tH5fk)

116 109

The AR-15 is a pirate gun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

You mean the ARRRR-15.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

117 Sinbad! LOL.

Caroline Munro was in a lot of cheesy stuff - one of the best/worst was 'StarCrash', which somehow conned/payed Christopher Plummer into being in it. (Really, you needed money THAT badly???)

I remember that because MST3K version truly made me laugh out loud. There's a scene (I won't say nonsensical, because that's every scene in the movie) where a hologram of Christopher Plummer is speaking to Catherine Munro, and for some reason it turns it's back to the screen, and they're saying "Oh for god's sake he's peeing! At least stop talking while you're doing it, and leave the room! Oh, well I guess he's zipping up now.'" And the hologram turns back around to face the camera.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

118 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

That's BS Bander. Tripp spoke up because what was going on was wrong.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (zFzxj)

119 Yew can eat whatever ya want WHEN ever ya want !
Posted by: JT
----
Maybe yew can but I'd be as big as a blimp if I did.
Age. Woman. Hormones.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (9iLHi)

120 Alt-Right 15

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (TtdAy)

121 78 Urban Dictionary says "AR" stands for anal reamer.
Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 11:26 AM (ABjxW)

They're not wrong.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (ok6hV)

122 The guy was in The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming. The gal wasn't.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (aXucN)

123 http://bit.ly/2YSFVPu
*******
Biden cancer nonprofit suspends operations indefinitely | Republican-American
*******
HMMM Imagine that

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (BqBId)

124 Eh, I'm understandably misogynistic towards 20-something thots, but even I don't put too much blame on Monica. She wanted to suck the President's dick? Well of course she did, girls are attracted to status and he's the fucking President.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

I don't think any girl wants to suck a dick. It's just such a selling point when they're trying to sell the cow. Just put some graffiti in the men's bathroom, like, "Monica swallows. 867-5309" and see how many calls you get.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

125 102 Oh, who hasn't had an office romance or been blown by an assistant? Bill Clinton didn't victimize Lewinsky.

Her odious friend Linda Tripp did, as did Tripp's equally vile puppetmaster Lucianne Goldberg. It was being thrust into the national spotlight and slut-shamed that was the harm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

You've been blown by an assistant?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (p997d)

126 Re: Epstein - I read somewhere he did not set foot on US soil when he returned last week - they got the warrant to enter his plane. No idea if he was planning on staying on the plane, but it sounds like they were concerned he might pull some shenanigans of saying he wasn't technically on American soil?
Posted by: Lizzy


Doesn't matter if he was "technically" on US soil. He crossed into US air space. He's still subject to US law.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (FE+I8)

127 Don't be silly.

Everyone knows AR stands for ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!!!!

Posted by: Matthew Maconnnahey at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

128 Aryan Resurgence 15

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

129 AR stands for Attitude Recalibrator.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (J+mig)

130 78 Urban Dictionary says "AR" stands for anal reamer.


Be careful in countries with 200V power supplies...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (XXMYi)

131 You did? When?


I don't know, somewhere in the modern gorilla era. I mentioned that the wall of text and italics made it difficult to read.

You're usually an astute reader of the comments in your threads so I assumed you'd read my opinion and didn't care.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (fuK7c)

132 About the ape rant:

I'm always thinking, don't give them advice!

But, as if they'd read A♠ anyway hahaha.

The Kohn tweet link - in the Conservapedia* entry for "This is not the Onion nor the Bee," that tweet is the illustration. (*Conservapedia is real; the rest is joke.)

If the regressives could do as the ape advises, they wouldn't be regressives. If the scorpion could hitch a ride on the frog and not sting it, it wouldn't be a scorpion.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (Z65m4)

133 "AR = Armalite Rifle." Yup. But I don't care if people call it an assault rifle. It IS a logical choice of weapon for a mobile armed assault. More logical choice than a Remington 700, for example.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (mk9aG)

134 'American Racism.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (XXMYi)

135 132 About the ape rant:

I'm always thinking, don't give them advice!

But, as if they'd read A anyway hahaha.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (Z65m4)

==========

There are Democrats saying this, and the party as a whole isn't really listening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (VyAV0)

136 61 Well sucking the wrong cock, in the wrong place, at the wrong time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (p0A33)

In many way, isn't this the story of Obama?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

137 Trump should add a citizenship question on all federal forms,EPA, dept of Commerce, dept of Agriculture, Etc.


Fook those guys

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (1XAal)

138 Today: You go grrrrrrrrrlllll explore your sexuality, northing can stop you!

Tomorrow: OMG look at these poor young women being exploited by men who want nothin but sex from them!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (TtdAy)

139 I would tell Caroline Munro of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (sjdRT)

140 133 "AR = Armalite Rifle." Yup. But I don't care if people call it an assault rifle. It IS a logical choice of weapon for a mobile armed assault. More logical choice than a Remington 700, for example.
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (mk9aG)

Kalashnikov for actual assaults.

AR for gunfights at range.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)

141 No no, for it to be an AR-15 it has to be made in the AR-15 region of France. All the other ones are just sparkling assault rifles.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

142 137 Trump should add a citizenship question on all federal forms,EPA, dept of Commerce, dept of Agriculture, Etc.


Fook those guys
Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (1XAal)

========

Welfare forms.

Crosscheck results with other databases to find those lying on the forms.

Immediately deport them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (VyAV0)

143 IMHO, meat is properly cooked if it still has a fighting chance of escaping from your plate.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (Jdtgw)

144 Did they actually charge the person for "cooking" that meat? Heck, just go to the grocery store and open a package of meat and start gnawing on it. I don't mine a bit of pink but holy cow. Literally.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (H4VdJ)

145 141 No no, for it to be an AR-15 it has to be made in the AR-15 region of France. All the other ones are just sparkling assault rifles.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

=======

LOL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (VyAV0)

146 Biden cancer nonprofit suspends operations indefinitely | Republican-American

*******

HMMM Imagine that


Clearly, his project to cure cancer succeeded earlier than he expected.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (T6t7i)

147 damn, sweet pea Whitaker hit and killed by a car this morning in Va Beach.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (8D42x)

148 58 Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.

https://is.gd/0bU43a
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (O7MnT)

Good Choices!!! Btw, the Rifftrax version of Birdemic is one of the best they've done!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

149 See my #75 above. What do I win?

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)

150 Without looking it up, I'ma guess Seventh Voyage of Sinbad?
And Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion effects were fantastic for the time. I recently watched 20 Million Miles to Earth again for the first time in many many years, and that bipedal lizard-creature is very effective.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)


If by Seventh Voyage of Sinbad you mean The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, you're right. I think that's the one where they had to fight the army of skeletal warriors.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (5aKpU)

151 AR-15 is for pussies. Go big or go home bitches!! I carry the AR-500.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (TtdAy)

152 124 Eh, I'm understandably misogynistic towards 20-something thots, but even I don't put too much blame on Monica. She wanted to suck the President's dick? Well of course she did, girls are attracted to status and he's the fucking President.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

I don't think any girl wants to suck a dick. It's just such a selling point when they're trying to sell the cow. Just put some graffiti in the men's bathroom, like, "Monica swallows. 867-5309" and see how many calls you get.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

You need to date a better/worse class of women.

There are DEFINITELY women who like to suck cock. They're just really hard to date.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

153 146 Biden cancer nonprofit suspends operations indefinitely | Republican-American

*******

HMMM Imagine that

Clearly, his project to cure cancer succeeded earlier than he expected.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (T6t7i)

It was because they made a profit.

Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (ABjxW)

154 I wonder if Epstein has property tucked away in Switzerland or some other country with no extradition treaty. If I were him I'd go. With his funds his bug-out bag should be pretty extensive.

Be interesting to hear the screams from that #MeToo crowd to send him back when they have been silent on Roman Polansky.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (QMwOT)

155 IMHO, meat is properly cooked if it still has a fighting chance of escaping from your plate.
======
Just walk the cow slowly past the grill.

Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (LgV8Q)

156 89 Investigators found in Epsteins $77 million Manhattan townhouse a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia, a

He put his go bag in a safe?
Amateur.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (nlavE)

157 If you didn't think Idiocracy was the guidebook for our future, the left and its media mouthpiece is pushing Megan Rapinoe for leadership roles.

She drinks Electrolytes!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

158 148 58 Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.

https://is.gd/0bU43a
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (O7MnT)

Good Choices!!! Btw, the Rifftrax version of Birdemic is one of the best they've done!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

Agreed. I like Yambao the most of the last few years, but Birdemic and The Room are up there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

159 I don't think it's possible for Hollywood to make a kids movie or tv show that doesn't push climate change alarmism, with the exception of most Pixar fare.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

We're going to change that.--Disney Executive.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (m79Dg)

160
Eve was prime rib.

"Meh. Cheaper cut."

- - A. Bunker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (zBaqJ)

161 138 Today: You go grrrrrrrrrlllll explore your sexuality, northing can stop you!

Tomorrow: OMG look at these poor young women being exploited by men who want nothin but sex from them!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (TtdAy)

The confusion of modern sexual ethics. I may be viewed as daft for saying so, but we were better off with all extramarital sex being viewed as verboten.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (p997d)

162 155 IMHO, meat is properly cooked if it still has a fighting chance of escaping from your plate.
======
Just walk the cow slowly past the grill.
Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (LgV8Q)

Knock off the horns, wipe its ass and bring it to the table.

Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (ABjxW)

163 AR-15 is for pussies. Go big or go home bitches!! I carry the AR-500.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (TtdAy)


Piker.

The BFG-9000 FTW.

Posted by: Duke Nukem at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

164 > well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins
photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of
Saudi Arabia, a prosecutor said.


I suppose he thought that a Saudi resident with the name Epstein might raise some eyebrows.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (JUUk1)

165 162 155 IMHO, meat is properly cooked if it still has a fighting chance of escaping from your plate.
======
Just walk the cow slowly past the grill.
Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (LgV8Q)

Knock off the horns, wipe its ass and bring it to the table.
Posted by: Roy at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (ABjxW)

But enough about Kim Kardashian...

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166 161 138 Today: You go grrrrrrrrrlllll explore your sexuality, northing can stop you!

Tomorrow: OMG look at these poor young women being exploited by men who want nothin but sex from them!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (TtdAy)

The confusion of modern sexual ethics. I may be viewed as daft for saying so, but we were better off with all extramarital sex being viewed as verboten.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (p997d)

===========

Terrence Malick sort of went off the deep end with his stylistic techniques over his last three films, but the latest one, Song to Song, read like a direct attack on the sexual revolution as empty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (VyAV0)

167 133 "AR = Armalite Rifle." Yup. But I don't care if
people call it an assault rifle. It IS a logical choice of weapon for a
mobile armed assault. More logical choice than a Remington 700, for
example.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (mk9aG)



Kalashnikov for actual assaults.



AR for gunfights at range.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK

Sorry, but no. For gunfights at range, M-14. Accurate easily at 500 yrds, commonly kills out to 1,000 yrds.

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

168 >> She wanted to suck the President's dick? Well of course she did, girls are attracted to status and he's the fucking President.


IIRC, she slept with a teacher, too? Regardless, she was an adult, and she chose to sleep with the president. Being upset that that is newsworthy and would be used by his political foes is naïve.

However, she did have the misfortune of it being the first big political sex scandal covered on the internet, specifically by non-traditional news sources like Drudge that did not follow the usual protocol of not making a big deal of most* Democrat affairs. She can be mad at Drudge, but it really was the case of bad timing, not "slut-shaming" or some other 3rd wave feminist hot-take.

*"Monkey Business" sexcapades excepted, of course

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

169 149 See my #75 above. What do I win?
Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)


A laurel, and hearty handshake. See #3. You have to get up pretty early around here to win.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (5aKpU)

170
I suppose he thought that a Saudi resident with the name Epstein might raise some eyebrows.
=======
would it surprise you if his real name wasn't Epstein?

Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (Mlz5A)

171 I would tell Caroline Munro of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (sjdRT)
---------

Does that really work as a pickup line? You seem to tell a lot of women of the waters of your home world. I wonder if it's getting crowded there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (aXucN)

172 150
Without looking it up, I'ma guess Seventh Voyage of Sinbad?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)

If
by Seventh Voyage of Sinbad you mean The Golden Voyage of Sinbad,
you're right. I think that's the one where they had to fight the army of
skeletal warriors.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
That's kind of what I recall too. Harryhausen was a master of his day. His Medusa in Clash of the Titans, the original, was a superb piece of animation, with the flickering firelight helping to disguise the stop-motion technique.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (ClOmq)

173 "I suppose he thought that a Saudi resident with the name Epstein might raise some eyebrows."

He should have went with 'Liberace'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (cqNba)

174 Nah, man.

See, this time they're definitely going get Trump because he tweeted some that approximates "go back home" in the context of an anti-American immigrant chick that polls in popularity somewhere between lung cancer and and the press.

That along with his refusal to just open the border to all comers is going do him in for sure ... unless the Russians save him again.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM (hdzef)

175 would it surprise you if his real name wasn't Epstein?
Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 11:40 AM

It's a pic of Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 11:41 AM (H4VdJ)

176 Clinton and Lewinski.

There was no sleeping involved.

Nor a bed.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

177 Piker.

The BFG-9000 FTW.



I keep a nukular warhead in my ass, next to my father's watch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:41 AM (XXMYi)

178 You can't blame THAT on Joe Pepitone!


Another look at Hector Lopez?

Posted by: Zombie Gardner Mckay at July 15, 2019 11:41 AM (4uXqI)

179 Man, I so want a Murder-4 carbine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (kwJM2)

180 Has there been any talk of other interns fucking Clinton? She couldn't have been the first.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (TtdAy)

181 Just for nothing but

Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (zFzxj)

182 167 133 "AR = Armalite Rifle." Yup. But I don't care if
people call it an assault rifle. It IS a logical choice of weapon for a
mobile armed assault. More logical choice than a Remington 700, for
example.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (mk9aG)



Kalashnikov for actual assaults.



AR for gunfights at range.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK

Sorry, but no. For gunfights at range, M-14. Accurate easily at 500 yrds, commonly kills out to 1,000 yrds.

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

I love the M-14. It's so bad.

If you're engaging at 500 yrds, I agree. 200 to 500 yards, the AR is fine. Esp with 20" barrel and optics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

183

CEDAR RAPIDS, Ia. - Ten Democratic presidential candidates took the stage Sunday afternoon in 90-degree weather to address would-be Iowa caucusgoers, but only Pete Buttigieg got a standing ovation.

"If we embrace a left-wing agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. If we adopt a conservative agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. So we might as well stand up for what we believe in and take it from there," Buttigieg said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)

184 181 Just for nothing but

Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (zFzxj)

Seconded

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

185 The AR in AR-15 stands for Assault Rifle.


The AK in AK-47 stands for All Kill.


The M in M-16 stands for Murder


This is science.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (LT7mn)

186 151 AR-15 is for pussies. Go big or go home bitches!! I carry the AR-500.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (TtdAy)

It's all about the BFG 3000.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (J+mig)

187 You have to get up pretty early around here to win.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor


You could up the degree of difficulty by masking part of the pictures, in order to highlight some feature for which the star is known, e.g. Liz Taylor's or Paul Newman's eyes, or Jay Leno's chin. Not all the time, but as a change of pace, it would be fun.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (T6t7i)

188 "Continue Democratic spat that will likely end ..." ... after the primaries in 2020, when they will get their sh!t together, and probably win the White House, tragically for the nation.

I have no confidence in the intelligence or knowledge of our voters anymore.

Example: Lately I've shown world maps to voters, and they ask "What's that?"

No point paying attention to Democrat internecine slap-fights. There's nothing new to learn from it, and we know they'll kiss and make up in time for the election. We already know they are enemies of the nation, and are insane.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM (mk9aG)

189 181 Just for nothing but

Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (zFzxj)

==========

Addendum:

For A Few Dollars More > Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM (VyAV0)

190 Tom Homan says I actually thought about getting up and given that man a beating when he said I was a racist and didn't care about children.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)

191 Caroline Munro? Who dat.

Was gonna guess Laura Branigan, but read the comments first.

Posted by: Lump at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (JLN0a)

192 > would it surprise you if his real name wasn't Epstein?

Not in the slightest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (JUUk1)

193 I sorta kinda feel sorry for the poor fella who insisted that 8 troop told him AR stands for Assault Rifle.

It takes a lot of moxie to remain that freaking stupid.

Posted by: Moki at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (mFoNl)

194 One of the twatter comments says the A in Airbus A320 stands for Airplane. That cracked me up.


Shouldn't that be Aeroplane, because Eurotrash?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (HaL55)

195 The Democrat's problem is that they are so invested in their 'Team' winning, that they forgot why they are playing the game in the first place.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

196 Caroline Munro (whom I'd never heard of) has a similar face/mouth thing as a young Sigourney Weaver and young Pat Benatar.

Oh, and Gorilla Pundit is spot on today.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (JoUsr)

197 58 Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.

https://is.gd/0bU43a
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (O7MnT)


Nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (5aKpU)

198 What I found most interesting about the Lewinsky incident was the way some people shape and manage their own morality, in this case Clinton.

It wasn't a torrid affair and they didn't sleep together. The Starr report is explicit. Over the course of more than a year she blew him five times. He wouldn't let her finish them. That's what I mean about idiosyncratic moral lines, his was apparently as long as I don't come.

On the fifth attempt she begged him to let her finish him off and that's what ended up on the blue dress.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

199 CEDAR RAPIDS, Ia. - Ten Democratic presidential candidates took the stage Sunday afternoon in 90-degree weather to address would-be Iowa caucusgoers, but only Pete Buttigieg got a standing ovation.

"If we embrace a left-wing agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. If we adopt a conservative agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. So we might as well stand up for what we believe in and take it from there," Buttigieg said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)
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So: Let's embrace socialism and open borders!

I'm so loving this.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)

200 Good grief. That Andrew Lawrence twitter feed is hilarious. He's being schooled by everyone, including Neal Boortz and Curt Shilling.

He's doubling down though, because he's talked to a "troop."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

201 I just got an email from one of my employees:

"I would like to request for Half Day shift tomorrow because I have some important things to settle."

I think she's going to kill someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)

202 No point paying attention to Democrat internecine slap-fights. There's nothing new to learn from it, and we know they'll kiss and make up in time for the election. We already know they are enemies of the nation, and are insane.
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM (mk9aG)

You forget that they're insane. They might cut off their nose to spite their face.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (J+mig)

203 194 One of the twatter comments says the A in Airbus A320 stands for Airplane. That cracked me up.


Shouldn't that be Aeroplane, because Eurotrash?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (HaL55)

And clearly the M in M-16 stands for Machine Gun.

And MURDER.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

204
Piker.

The BFG-9000 FTW.
Posted by: Duke Nukem


Johnny Seven OMA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)

205
Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC
1h
No not until now - this is a new rule

Adam Smith LL.D. @TheLoyalTen
Replying to @SaraCarterDC
Was already the law. No?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (BqBId)

206 193 I sorta kinda feel sorry for the poor fella who insisted that 8 troop told him AR stands for Assault Rifle.

It takes a lot of moxie to remain that freaking stupid.
Posted by: Moki at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (mFoNl)


That guy was making a joke.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (9VeU0)

207 >>Today: You go grrrrrrrrrlllll explore your sexuality, northing can stop you!


What's funny is that it not necessarily the modern take. You have people like Barbara Walters and documentary filmmaker/producer Sheila Nivens who were making inroads for women in media in the 70's and they unapologetically slept their way up/around. Nevins had the poor timing of publishing a biography where she freely admits she slept with her bosses in order to advance her career (even while married) about 6 mos. before the #MeToo stuff started and Hollywood women got all puritan "how dare you want to touch me!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

208 One of the comments on Twitter tells Lawrence the "M" in M-16 stands for murder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

209 Tom Homan says I actually thought about getting up and given that man a beating when he said I was a racist and didn't care about children.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)
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I hope ace covers this today. I heard excerpts from that hearing this morning, then I heard an interview with Homan where he said exactly what you said above. He showed them up, but he was treated so poorly it made my head hurt just listening to it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (aXucN)

210 Yojimbo > Fistfull of Dollars

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (fuK7c)

211 14
Can you name the last Democrat who lost an election and said, "Well, I guess I lost"? Nope, they're all about stolen, or races being kept from the polls.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (S48ez)

212 200 Good grief. That Andrew Lawrence twitter feed is hilarious. He's being schooled by everyone, including Neal Boortz and Curt Shilling.

He's doubling down though, because he's talked to a "troop."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

He asked the State Trooper who had just pulled him over for texting while driving.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

213 Has there been any talk of other interns fucking Clinton? She couldn't have been the first.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (TtdAy)

Not an intern but a politician's daughter. Brain freeze on the name. Help me Horde.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (zFzxj)

214 190 Tom Homan says I actually thought about getting up and given that man a beating when he said I was a racist and didn't care about children.
...

The country is moving towards violence at every level.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

215 "If we embrace a left-wing agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. If we adopt a conservative agenda, the president's going to say we're socialists and we're for open borders. So we might as well stand up for what we believe in and take it from there," Buttigieg said.

No, you keep proving that you're socialists and are for open borders.

Medicare for all. Free college. Student Loan forgiveness. Border facilities are concentration camps.

You bring ALL this shit on yourselves, jackass.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

216 161 138 Today: You go grrrrrrrrrlllll explore your sexuality, northing can stop you!

Tomorrow: OMG look at these poor young women being exploited by men who want nothin but sex from them!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:34 AM (TtdAy)

The confusion of modern sexual ethics. I may be viewed as daft for saying so, but we were better off with all extramarital sex being viewed as verboten.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (p997d)

This and the problems multiple kids from multiple women cause society is precisely why sex outside of marriage has long been forbidden. The problems society faces are much. much less from both a social and medical point of view.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (QMwOT)

217 Good grief. That Andrew Lawrence twitter feed is hilarious. He's being schooled by everyone, including Neal Boortz and Curt Shilling.

He's doubling down though, because he's talked to a "troop."



I think he's trolling.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (XXMYi)

218 Terrence Malick sort of went off the deep end with his stylistic techniques over his last three films, but the latest one, Song to Song, read like a direct attack on the sexual revolution as empty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (VyAV0)

The only Malick film I've ever seen was The Thin Red Line and I freakin' hated it but dammit you make me want to give his films another try.

Behold your power, you somomabitch!

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (ok6hV)

219 I own a 5.56 semi auto slug thrower... black, with the thingy that flips up..... does that make me a white, survivalist, right wing domestic terrorist??? I mean, is it THAT easy.... I thought it would be harder than that....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (bCLt0)

220 214 190 Tom Homan says I actually thought about getting up and given that man a beating when he said I was a racist and didn't care about children.
...

The country is moving towards violence at every level.
Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (MAstk)

===========

"Where's my cane!?!?!"
-Preston Brooks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)

221 193 I sorta kinda feel sorry for the poor fella who insisted that 8 troop told him AR stands for Assault Rifle.

It takes a lot of moxie to remain that freaking stupid.
Posted by: Moki at July 15, 2019 11:44 AM (mFoNl)


See, that's why I think he realized he had put his complete ignorance on display and then decided to make even more stupid comments hoping people would think he was just trolling.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (5aKpU)

222 So: Let's embrace socialism and open borders!

I'm so loving this.
Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)

The masks have fallen. Let them run on that!

If they actually win, America has fallen.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (J+mig)

223 > 8 troop told him AR stands for Assault Rifle.


I talked to F Troop and they told me it stands for Angry Rape, because it was explicitly designed to appeal to the misogynist patriarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (JUUk1)

224 218 Terrence Malick sort of went off the deep end with his stylistic techniques over his last three films, but the latest one, Song to Song, read like a direct attack on the sexual revolution as empty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (VyAV0)

The only Malick film I've ever seen was The Thin Red Line and I freakin' hated it but dammit you make me want to give his films another try.

Behold your power, you somomabitch!
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 11:47 AM (ok6hV)

==========

Honestly, if you're open to trying, start with Badlands. It's his most straightforward film.

Do not start with Song to Song. You'll end up coming after me with a gun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)

225 I read the MoDo piece. She's still a blue-pill imbecile.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (uGHnY)

226 his is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 15, 2019 11:46 AM (S48ez)

Whoa, slow down.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (MAstk)

227
193 I sorta kinda feel sorry for the poor fella who insisted that 8 troop told him AR stands for Assault Rifle.


To be fair they were a troop of Girl Scouts.

Posted by: Flass Male Logic at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (TAmPV)

228 Trump is fortunate in his enemies. All they had to do is not look crazy. They could not do it. So Trump 2020 it is.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (0OmEj)

229 I just wish I had bought my black rifle as a .308.... ( Mark Andrew Edwards would say... no problem, kraken.... just buy one)......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (bCLt0)

230 I own a 5.56 semi auto slug thrower... black, with the thingy that flips up..... does that make me a white, survivalist, right wing domestic terrorist??? I mean, is it THAT easy.... I thought it would be harder than that....
Posted by: kraken


Welcome to the club.
Don't forget to pick up your generic membership card before you leave.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (FE+I8)

231 By the way, the woman who's been cutting my husband's hair for the past 18 years, was rear-ended in her truck by a van full of "immigrants," who promptly fled the van and left it sitting in the middle of the road.

This was on a busy street, and she, a tiny little thing, was struggling to get the tailgate off the street and into the bed of her truck. People just drove around her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

232 228 Trump is fortunate in his enemies. All they had to do is not look crazy. They could not do it. So Trump 2020 it is.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 11:49 AM (0OmEj)

==========

Retort:

They did not look sane from 2017-2018 and they won the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)

233 Not only is that guy an idiot, he's also mocking "troops". Anti gun and anti-military. A communist two-fer.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (TtdAy)

234 I would tell Caroline Munro of the waters of my home world.

I would drink her bathwater.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)

235 Frankovich's Monster, the border *is* basically open to all comers, that's the point. You might have noticed the 1M+ annual run-rate of illegals piling up in "concentration camps" - but probably haven't heard much about the vast numbers being caught/released. Numbers are down in recent weeks as predicted and expected [normal seasonal pattern], not likely real progress.


One bit of very dark humor - returning fake asylum petitioners - who pretend they are migrating for other than economic reasons - to Nuevo Laredo to wait for processing of their cases. That place is probably vastly more dangerous than even home was for 95% of the people involved.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (QDnY+)

236 That is one bloody piece of meat...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (JoUsr)

237 Don't listen to TJM, the only true auteurs in this era of hyper-commercialized idea-bankrupt Hollywood are delusional lone wolf outsiders with more money than self-awareness, like Len Kabisinki and Neal Breen.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

238 I talked to F Troop and they told me it stands for Angry Rape, because it was explicitly designed to appeal to the misogynist patriarchy.


Ah, the Thing that Goes Up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (kwJM2)

239 201 I just got an email from one of my employees:

"I would like to request for Half Day shift tomorrow because I have some important things to settle."

I think she's going to kill someone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)

Response: You can have the whole day and every day there after. Your stuff will be in a box outside the main door next to the armed guard a 8 am tomorrow.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (QMwOT)

240 I talked to F Troop and they told me it stands for Angry Rape, because it was explicitly designed to appeal to the misogynist patriarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (JUUk1)


Someone brought that up in the thread. "Wasn't the show called "F-Troop?""

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

241 237 Don't listen to TJM, the only true auteurs in this era of hyper-commercialized idea-bankrupt Hollywood are delusional lone wolf outsiders with more money than self-awareness, like Len Kabisinki and Neal Breen.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

==========

Len Kabisinki's best work was in Space Cop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (VyAV0)

242 148 58 Check it out, OM, I made my own movie thread.
The five most ridiculous climate change movies.

https://is.gd/0bU43a
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 11:24 AM (O7MnT)

Good Choices!!! Btw, the Rifftrax version of Birdemic is one of the best they've done!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

"Just keep flailing! We'll fix it in post!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

243 You know, if I were a supervisor and someone wanted the day off because "today they're going to settle all the family's business," I'd absolutely give them the day off.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

244 I just got an email from one of my employees:

"I would like to request for Half Day shift tomorrow because I have some important things to settle."

I think she's going to kill someone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


She needs to settle family business. Let her have the half day and gift her the other half.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (FE+I8)

245 I saw Bloody Piece of Meat open for GWAR at The Bomb Factory in '98.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

246 230

Welcome to the club.
Don't forget to pick up your generic membership card before you leave.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:50 AM (FE+I

Thanks bro..... hey!! That ( generic membership card).... it's not gonna be like the NRA card, what gets you constantly hounded by Money Beggars, is it????

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (bCLt0)

247 I just got an email from one of my employees:

"I would like to request for Half Day shift tomorrow because I have some important things to settle."

I think she's going to kill someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)


Is she mobbed up? Could be settling some family bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

248 I talked to F Troop and they told me it stands for Angry Rape, because it was explicitly designed to appeal to the misogynist patriarchy Agarn's Rifle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (XXMYi)

249 247 I just got an email from one of my employees:

"I would like to request for Half Day shift tomorrow because I have some important things to settle."

I think she's going to kill someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)

Is she mobbed up? Could be settling some family bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

=========

She's in the Philippines. Who knows?

I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

250 Damn. Now I want prime rib and Bearnaise sauce.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 11:54 AM (ejd/p)

251 Yikes, wake up to Libs heads exploding... Surprised they haven't stormed the WH for the racist things Trump said about those dainty little flowers Congresswhores, I mean Women

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

252 I hope ace covers this today. I heard excerpts from that hearing this
morning, then I heard an interview with Homan where he said exactly what
you said above. He showed them up, but he was treated so poorly it
made my head hurt just listening to it.



They should settle their dispute as men: Let them duel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 11:54 AM (HaL55)

253 Take a break, and listen to "Different Drum" with a nice mug of Cream of Lutefisk soup!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 11:54 AM (swQNd)

254 2She's in the Philippines. Who knows?

I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

I was thinking Kali.... or some crimson stained Betel Nut chewer.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:55 AM (bCLt0)

255 Damn. Now I want prime rib and Bearnaise sauce.

Don't get saucy with me Bearnaise

Posted by: Count De Money at July 15, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

256 "Sorry, but no. For gunfights at range, M-14. Accurate easily at 500 yrds, commonly kills out to 1,000 yrds."

You want to mount a mobile assault, against massed crowds, with an inexpensive easily-obtained rifle, light, accurate and low recoil, with external mags, (a "typical" terror or spree-killer attack) you choose an AR.

So I don't care if people call it an assault rifle. A Ruger 10-22 would work too, but it doesn't look as scary. 22LR is a very lethal round.

They are semi-auto rifles, and they are legal, and they must stay legal. The problem is the evil, not the weapon.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:55 AM (mk9aG)

257 When caravans out west circled the wagons, it was to protect the strongest passengers, the ones who could take on any comers, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:55 AM (VyAV0)

258 If Hollywood wants to make gorillions of dollars, here's what they need to do - Breen/Kabisinski/Shervan cinematic universe. The most ambitious crossover event ever!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)

259 They should settle their dispute as men


This is a good death. There is no shame in this.

Posted by: The Agent at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (kwJM2)

260 She's in the Philippines. Who knows?

I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

What kind of sweatshops are you running in the Philippines, anyways? A Big Bird Cage?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

261 The left has not removed Trump, but they have stymied much of his "prime directive", which is to seal the border and remove (many/most) illegals. We act like it is a huge win that ICE finally knocked on a few doors ... of illegals that had gone through the whole process and actually had a judge order them to leave.


And the reason "they" could not be Trump's co-workers ... they had to keep Hilda and that DeepState mafia out of prison, so they had to put Trump under constant investigation. The uniparty/DS is the real enemy, and the AOCs are their useful idiot mobsters becoming a little unruly. But "they" are still funding Antifa ...


"The Economy" is doing well I guess, some jobs are returning, but (globalist run) stocks are not TheEconomy. Reduction of regulation helped a lot ... helped the richest most, so Uniparty is fine with that. Trade battles are good, but trade deficit is still a monster, and we are still inflating our way "out" of ever growing debt. (not really out, just kicking the can ... forever?)


The left (and GOPe) just needs to maintain their stranglehold on Trump for a few more years ... and they are bringing in more illegals than ever. So I have hope for real prosecutions, but no reason to go Pollyanna, either. DeepState and globalism are still driving America's supertanker into the shallows ... tick tock. Americanism needs a revival .. that is why they have no interest in finding ANY common cause with Trump. They want us dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (Cus5s)

262 So it's the 65 to 70 year old ANTIFA douches we have to worry about. It's their kamikazes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (zFzxj)

263 Well-known Leftist fact: the Mitsubishi television model WS-55315 stands for a White Supremacist.


Also, among things Donald Trump has said: "We don't need white faces that don't want to be a white voice" ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (SnKmd)

264 She's in the Philippines. Who knows?

I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

What kind of sweatshops are you running in the Philippines, anyways? A Big Bird Cage?
Posted by: Tom Servo


Nike.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (FE+I8)

265 I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

266 181 Just for nothing but

Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (zFzxj)

==========

Addendum:

For A Few Dollars More > Fistful of Dollars > The Good , The Bad and The Ugly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:43 AM


---

Just ignore the planes flying in the background.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (2BgZB)

267 Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)

268 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

269 196
Caroline Munro (whom I'd never heard of) has a similar face/mouth thing as a young Sigourney Weaver and young Pat Benatar. . . .


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .

She does look rather like a young Pat Benatar with long hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

270 263 Well-known Leftist fact: the Mitsubishi television model WS-55315 stands for a White Supremacist.


Also, among things Donald Trump has said: "We don't need white faces that don't want to be a white voice" ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (SnKmd)

============

"That's the most racist thing I've ever heard."
-Leftist

"Well, it's actually a reverse of what a black Democratic congresswoman said about other blacks who don't vote as progressive as she'd like."
-Me

"Well, that's just fine."
-Leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

271 Good Choices!!! Btw, the Rifftrax version of Birdemic is one of the best they've done!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

I wonder wha behind the scenes politics were involved in MST3000 and Rifftrax. I thought that Mike Nelson was a funnier screen presence than Joel Hodgson, although it was Joel's baby. When they brought it back without Mike, he decided he wanted a piece of the action, so started Rifftrax.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (m79Dg)

272 265 I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:53 AM (VyAV0)

Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

==========

Witness!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

273 267 Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)


And I say... " go knit a Tea Cozy, Limey...."

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (bCLt0)

274 262 So it's the 65 to 70 year old ANTIFA douches we have to worry about. It's their kamikazes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (zFzxj)

Give them a whiff of grape and they'll scatter.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (p997d)

275 So someone just sent me $500 via Venmo. No idea who they are nor do I know anything about what they said it was a deposit for.

Decisions...decisions....

J/k...I msg'd them back telling them I think they have the wrong person. And that's my friggin' good deed for the week.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

276 I think Mike Nelson is an icky conservative like us.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)

277 TJM's employee was a pimp. She could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (gC2IV)

278 Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
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LOL. Like Trump cares what she thinks. She's not able to speak freely in her country for fear of being tossed in jail for a hate crime.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (aXucN)

279 And they were in a movie famous, I think, for cheesy stop-motion animation effects.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:20 AM (5aKpU)

________


She would have made a great real-life Jessica Rabbit.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (SnKmd)

280 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....


Barron will refuse the crown, settling for the title of First Citizen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (kwJM2)

281 261 illiniwek - I endorse your clear-headed assessment.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (mk9aG)

282 So it's the 65 to 70 year old ANTIFA douches we have to worry about. It's their kamikazes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:56 AM (zFzxj)

Give them a whiff of grape and they'll scatter.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (p997d)

I think Hodgkinson and the latest ICE protesting dude got a little more than grape shot.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (zFzxj)

283
268 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

An unpleasant reflection I have from time to time is thst our Constitution and republic are suited only to a moral people.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (p997d)

284
Welfare forms.
Crosscheck results with other databases to find those lying on the forms.
Immediately deport them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 1.:35 AM (VyAV0)
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Suuuuure. Made me think of the silly descriptor from GOP(e) yapping about 'stovepiping' where agencies were not communicating with each other. That is how we got the ugly megalodons of the surveillance state. Bigger and badder -- our bureaucracy is better than your bureaucracy -- with more minions.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (MIKMs)

285 "We're losing ground with integrity"

Line from a song I heard today.
I think its the GOPe new slogan.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (DB16e)

286 34 Gee, Monica, it's not like sucking dick was part of the job.


For anyone else, at least.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (XXMYi)

...

that part DOES look good on a resume though.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (yL25O)

287 283
268 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

An unpleasant reflection I have from time to time is thst our Constitution and republic are suited only to a moral people.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (p997d)

=============

"This feels familiar..."
-John Adams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (VyAV0)

288 We might make Trump President until we round up and neutralize all the Socialists....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (bCLt0)

289 283
268 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

An unpleasant reflection I have from time to time is thst our Constitution and republic are suited only to a moral people.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:00 PM (p997d)

...

nods.

Posted by: Democracy in Turkey at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (yL25O)

290 They did not look sane from 2017-2018 and they won the House.

I chalk that up to the Spinelss GOPe and their outright refusal to fight progressives. Beating those anti-American imbeciles would be like taking candy from a baby. All they'd need to do is start stating facts.

Beginning with the number of crimes committed by illegal aliens literally daily. Start listing them every day. Keep a running tally for the day, week, and month. Make a very large deal of murders, rapes, death and rapes.

Then move from there. Easy peasy, if the GOPe were interested at all in winning instead of being "principled" losers to the insane fringe Left.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (HaL55)

291
So it's the 65 to 70 year old ANTIFA douches we have to worry about. It's their kamikazes.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


His group is named after abolitionist John Brown and they claim to be "redneck" antifa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (aKsyK)

292 Tom Homan says I actually thought about getting up and given that man a beating when he said I was a racist and didn't care about children.


I said he needed to respond with a silver-tipped cane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (XXMYi)

293 Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)



Let he who has never said" if you don't like it here you can always leave" cast the first stone.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 12:01 PM (TAmPV)

294 Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
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Isn't she disgraced and being booted from office shortly?

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

295 "Does disagreeing with the squid make you a speciesist? Asking for a friend ..." -- Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (SnKmd)

296 The GOPe threw the 2018 elections, as far as I am concerned.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (bCLt0)

297 276 I think Mike Nelson is an icky conservative like us.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)

I dunno. We're pretty icky.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

298 Damn. Now I want prime rib and Bearnaise sauce.

Don't get saucy with me Bearnaise
Posted by: Count De Money at July 15, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

I think they walked the cow through the kitchen and just sliced off what they wanted.

Posted by: MAC SOG at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (P4Pk9)

299 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Barron will refuse the crown, settling for the title of First Citizen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (kwJM2)

Until he crowns himself Emperor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (m79Dg)

300 Witness!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

...

So, do you like the color or black and white version of Fury Road better?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (yL25O)

301 She would have made a great real-life Jessica Rabbit.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (SnKmd)


I actually saw on some website yesterday that someone made a Jessica Rabbit sex doll.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me..



Emperor Palp...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (FE+I8)

303 297 276 I think Mike Nelson is an icky conservative like us.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)

I dunno. We're pretty icky.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

He's not as icky as we are. But he's a Christian and not a Prog.

He has a Christian podcast 'Like Trees Walking' that's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8)

304 Honestly, if you're open to trying, start with Badlands. It's his most straightforward film.

Do not start with Song to Song. You'll end up coming after me with a gun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)

Your movie threads have been an absolute joy to read. For a man such as yourself you have earned the honor of being bombarded with only the heaviest artillery.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (ok6hV)

305 Fury Road> The Road....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (bCLt0)

306 Sorry, but no. For gunfights at range, M-14. Accurate easily at 500 yrds, commonly kills out to 1,000 yrds.

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

I have M-14 ambition but AK-47 eyes.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (e1mEI)

307 Let he who has never said" if you don't like it here you can always leave" cast the first stone.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



*shifty eyes

Tosses rock back in pile

shifty eyes*

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (FE+I8)

308 3He's not as icky as we are. But he's a Christian and not a Prog.

He has a Christian podcast 'Like Trees Walking' that's pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK


So.. Ents, then...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (bCLt0)

309 261 - As for the economy, I LOVE this tight labor market. However, we are still spending far beyond our means. If the ONLY way we can have a healthy jobs market is to continue "Quantitative Easing" and abnormally low interest rates, then this is unsustainable, and actually robbing future generations.

Can't blame Trump alone, because there is not one single American politician out there who cares to actually fix this. It's an apocalyptic game of musical chairs, and it terrifies me.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (mk9aG)

310 299 Said it before, but Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me.....

Barron will refuse the crown, settling for the title of First Citizen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 11:59 AM (kwJM2)

Until he crowns himself Emperor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (m79Dg)

If he keeps his mother's Catholicism we can have the Pope crown him.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (p997d)

311 Fury Road> The Road....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (bCLt0)


Plymouth Fury > Fury Road

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

312
Then move from there. Easy peasy, if the GOPe were interested at all
in winning instead of being "principled" losers to the insane fringe
Left.
=====

They are not losing, they are 'appeasing with style'. h/t Toy Story.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (MIKMs)

313 Ford Fairlane>Plymouth Fury....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bCLt0)

314 I'm sure it's been mentioned. ..RIP 007.

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (HQx/J)

315 >>I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

You joke, but I have a work friend whose mom had a psychotic episode after her husband announced he wanted a divorce because he was involved with someone else. She dressed in black, hid behind his office desk in the early a.m. (he was boss/owner so she had easy access)and then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

316 296 The GOPe threw the 2018 elections, as far as I am concerned.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (bCLt0)


I think they're going to do it in 2020, too.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (xjiRE)

317 So we're all supposed to pretend that these shithole country imports are sacred because why?

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)

318 Plymouth Fury > Fury Broke down Road
Posted by: Sponge


Fify

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:07 PM (FE+I8)

319 Bandersnatch: I scan it at best. I can't read a wall-o-talics. Someone should tell Harambe about paragraph breaks and fonts. I know I've tried.

blaster: THE HOT AIR BUTTON IS OVER THERE -->

Is it just me or did that escalate rather rapidly?

A♠ — ♥ it or leave it!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 12:07 PM (Z65m4)

320 He has a Christian podcast 'Like Trees Walking' that's pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK


So.. Ents, then...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (bCLt0)

...

When Jesus heals one blind guy, at first the guy sees but not clearly. He reports that men look like trees walking.

Then Jesus heals him completely.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (yL25O)

321 Anybody see that video of the French flying soldier? Dude! I'm not sure it's practical but, damn, it's cool.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)

322 Ford Fairlane>Plymouth Fury....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bCLt0)


The car or the movie?

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

323 You scared me dude, I thought Sean Connery died.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (oZ6kz)

324 271 Good Choices!!! Btw, the Rifftrax version of Birdemic is one of the best they've done!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

I wonder wha behind the scenes politics were involved in MST3000 and Rifftrax. I thought that Mike Nelson was a funnier screen presence than Joel Hodgson, although it was Joel's baby. When they brought it back without Mike, he decided he wanted a piece of the action, so started Rifftrax.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (m79Dg)

Rifftrax started a long time ago.
It started with Kevin and Bill and Mike working for Shout Factory with three (pretty good) riff videoes under the 'Film Crew' label. This was about a year after MST3K shut down, there was some in-between stuff like Timmy Big Hands that didn't fly.

Then they changed business models and ownership and went with riffling movies mostly with a downloadable mp3 you could sync up manually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

325 300 Witness!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)

...

So, do you like the color or black and white version of Fury Road better?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (yL25O)

==========

I haven't seen the black and white version, and I don't really want to. One of the things that makes me happiest about that movie is its colorful visual scheme.

Intentionally making it black and white feels like something to do with a noir like film (like they did for Logan). Without having seen the B&W version of Mad Max, it feels incongruous to the film itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (VyAV0)

326 I have M-14 ambition but AK-47 eyes.


Likewise. A man at 1K yards is thinner than my front sight post. Not to mention that @2moa the POI is wider than a man's torso.

I don't know how you sharpshooters hit anything at that distance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (kwJM2)

327 If he keeps his mother's Catholicism we can have the Pope crown him.


Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (p997d)
This pope only has hammer and sickle "crowns."

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (nRWPy)

328 Landing strip>furry road

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (HQx/J)

329 "Anybody see that video of the French flying soldier? Dude! I'm not sure it's practical but, damn, it's cool."

First thing I thought "Gee what an attractive target to try to shoot down."

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (mk9aG)

330 ...a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia

Well, who doesn't have a bugout ready kit, 'mirite?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (Z65m4)

331 304 Honestly, if you're open to trying, start with Badlands. It's his most straightforward film.

Do not start with Song to Song. You'll end up coming after me with a gun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)

Your movie threads have been an absolute joy to read. For a man such as yourself you have earned the honor of being bombarded with only the heaviest artillery.
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:03 PM (ok6hV)

===========

Anything less than the artillery at the end of Return of the Living Dead, and I'll consider it a personal insult.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (VyAV0)

332 "They did not look sane from 2017-2018 and they won the House."

But they ran as centrists in 2018. For 2020, at the presidential level at least, they're going full blown communist.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (TtdAy)

333 315 >>I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

You joke, but I have a work friend whose mom had a psychotic episode after her husband announced he wanted a divorce because he was involved with someone else. She dressed in black, hid behind his office desk in the early a.m. (he was boss/owner so she had easy access)and then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

Another possibly offensive opinion I have is that I'm sympathetic to the woman here. Adultery isn't tiddlywinks.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (p997d)

334 >>Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."


LOL. How's the UK doing at handling integration of immigrants and refugees? Let's see. . . stabbings and acid attacks in London are way up, and they are jailing people who complain about it.
#Winning!

Scott Adams had an interesting analysis of the tweets - too long to recount, but summary was: lost in the short term, winning in the long term.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

335 It's all about the BFG 3000.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:42 AM (J+mig)

Zorg ZF-1

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (ykq7q)

336 326 I have M-14 ambition but AK-47 eyes.


Likewise. A man at 1K yards is thinner than my front sight post. Not to mention that @2moa the POI is wider than a man's torso.

I don't know how you sharpshooters hit anything at that distance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (kwJM2)

I have heard that if you buy a Barrett . 50 cal.. a free spotter guy is included....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

337 then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.

She should have gone to the range more often.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (nRWPy)

338 Tim Pool, who gave money to Gabbard and Yang, was declared far right by MSM after going to Trump's media summit.

The dude is going to bitterly pull the lever for Big T in 2020.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (4nK68)

339 So, do you like the color or black and white version of Fury Road better?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (yL25O)

==========

I haven't seen the black and white version, and I don't really want to. One of the things that makes me happiest about that movie is its colorful visual scheme.

Intentionally making it black and white feels like something to do with a noir like film (like they did for Logan). Without having seen the B&W version of Mad Max, it feels incongruous to the film itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (VyAV0)

...

I find it preferrable; I'm not sure if it's just the novelty.

But to my eye they really nailed the contrasts in the B/W. Maybe that's all filters. I like it though.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (yL25O)

340 Landing strip>furry road
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (HQx/J)


Speaking of, does anyone miss Michelle Obama's Landing Strip?

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

341 327 If he keeps his mother's Catholicism we can have the Pope crown him.


Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (p997d)
This pope only has hammer and sickle "crowns."

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:08 PM (nRWPy)

All popes are old. We'll be three or six down the road before Barron's coronation.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (p997d)

342 The MSM told me having 1 tank at a July 4th celebration was fascist. So I guess France has gone Fascist Cubed after their parade yesterday.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (TtdAy)

343 330 ...a locked safe containing cash and diamonds, as well as an expired passport from another country that has Epsteins photograph on it but with a different name and a stated residence of Saudi Arabia

Well, who doesn't have a bugout ready kit, 'mirite?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (Z65m4)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (bcbK8)

344 315 >>I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

You joke, but I have a work friend whose mom had a psychotic episode after her husband announced he wanted a divorce because he was involved with someone else. She dressed in black, hid behind his office desk in the early a.m. (he was boss/owner so she had easy access)and then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

=========

That's interesting/awful.

I was actually thinking of the blackening of teeth that was a thing in the far East for a long time.

I was watching Throne of Blood and wondered why Lady Macbeth had black teeth, so I ended up looking it up. The practice did extend down to Philippines but has largely died out.

It was meant as a sign of wealth, and it apparently kept teeth really healthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (VyAV0)

345 I'm sure it's been mentioned. ..RIP 007.
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (HQx/J)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get woke, go broke.

I can't wait for the moment the movie studio calls all the Bond fans racist bigots.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (ok6hV)

346 The Dems could never have cut a deal with Trump. Besides the building insanity towards SJWism, Trump clearly despises men like Jeff Epstein. That's enough to break multiple Democrat fundraisers. They had to either make Mueller happen or drown.

It's going to be drowning.

Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (LR3Y8)

347 316 296 The GOPe threw the 2018 elections, as far as I am concerned.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (bCLt0)

I think they're going to do it in 2020, too.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (xjiRE)

Their power diminishes every day, and they really blew it when Paul Ryan threw away the speakership just so he could prove how Never Trump he was.

the 2018 elections absolutely were sabotaged from inside the GOP, Paul Ryan admitted it in that interview the other day. Now, of the remaining GOP congressmen, and I think about 170 in the House are actually reliable, and about 40 - 45 Senators. Not enough for full control, by any means, but it's a start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)

348 All popes are old. We'll be three or six down the road before Barron's coronation.


Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (p997d)
At this rate that one will be robed in rainbows and carrying das kapital.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:12 PM (nRWPy)

349 That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 12:12 PM (hdzef)

350 Barron should use Carolus Rex as his coronation theme song.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:12 PM (J+mig)

351 Trumpus Maximus.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:13 PM (bCLt0)

352 Landing strip>furry road
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM


Begun, the hardwood/carpet wars have...

Posted by: Yoda at July 15, 2019 12:13 PM (ejd/p)

353 Ok, that flyboard is fucking awesome.

Buy them, make them, perfect them. We'll figure out a doctrine for them.

But THIS is the future I've been waiting for.

Now...give me French Fembots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

354 from the rant:

They could have looked at Donald Trump objectively and thought, ok, what does he have that we can work with? They could've looked at what he's done in the past. They could've read his book The Art of the Deal and maybe gotten a clue about how he thinks. They could've noticed that he has a yuuge ego that likes to be stroked and schmoozed. They could've told each other, look, our gal didn't win, so we're not going to get all we want. But maybe we can get a few things passed and cut our losses. Let's figure out how to butter him up, tell him what a great guy he is, show him a bit of respect, and maybe then he'd be more amenable to doing a deal with us."

You know what pisses off the Dems and Never Trumpers most of all? This is exactly what Evangelicals did. No, Trump isn't perfect - but it's a hell of a lot smarter to cut a deal with the guy who can help than it is to piss him off for no good reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

355 Not enough for full control, by any means, but it's a start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)

It could be an end. If Congress remains this useless it has no right to exist. They are not just obsolete, but enemies of the American people. Dissolve them. You'd have better fortunes being governed by the Mafia.

Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (LR3Y8)

356 Trumpus Maximus.....



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (kwJM2)

357 348 All popes are old. We'll be three or six down the road before Barron's coronation.


Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (p997d)
At this rate that one will be robed in rainbows and carrying das kapital.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:12 PM (nRWPy)

It swings back and forth like our elections, so I suppose it comes down to whether we an even or odd number of popes from the present one.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (p997d)

358 356 Trumpus Maximus.....



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (kwJM2)

yeah, mostly

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359 349 That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."
Posted by: Frank

If I was a high level General, I'd rotate a few extra mechanized regiments there for "Live fire training and Genepool maintenance day."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (J+mig)

360 She does look rather like a young Pat Benatar with long hair.

except for the teeth.

Posted by: chango butt at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (B+t5k)

361 When the outrage dies down Trump will look prescient.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (QCc6B)

362 And I should add, the NeverTrumpers like French are incredibly pissed off at Evangelicals for being politically intelligent, rather than being monomaniacal ideologues like they want them to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

363 359 349 That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."
Posted by: Frank

If I was a high level General, I'd rotate a few extra mechanized regiments there for "Live fire training and Genepool maintenance day."
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (J+mig)

...

Charge of the Light Brigade

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (yL25O)

364 349 That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 12:12 PM (hdzef)

The MK19 does not care about your Facebook 'likes'.

The security there does not mess around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)

365 It was meant as a sign of wealth, and it apparently kept teeth really healthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (VyAV0)

I thought it was from chewing betel nuts.

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (ykq7q)

366
But they ran as centrists in 2018. For 2020, at the presidential level at least, they're going full blown communist.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Maybe after they choose the nominee they will try the centrist thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

367 That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


I keep posting the pic of the guy in the humvee turret with the mini-gun - "laughs in 3,000 rounds a minute" and the A10 - "laughs in brrrrrrt".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FE+I8)

368 Evangelicals were supposed to cut off our noses to spite our faces. It was in the script!

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (kwJM2)

369 358 356 Trumpus Maximus.....



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (kwJM2)

yeah, mostly
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Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

370 I must have been under a rock the last week since I have not heard about the Area 51 thing until just now. WTF? It has to be a joke right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (TtdAy)

371 What pisses them off most about Trump is that he fights back. They were all so used to being able to say and do any kind of despicable thing and get no response other than an apology that they're flabbergasted that he responds in kind.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (nRWPy)

372 the girl likes showing her boobs. Good girl!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (FTPVM)

373 It could be an end. If Congress remains this useless it has no right to exist. They are not just obsolete, but enemies of the American people. Dissolve them. You'd have better fortunes being governed by the Mafia.
Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (LR3Y

The Roman Senate stuck around for 400 years after they lost all of their usefulness. I gather that they still had really great catered lunches right up until the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

374 you kniow, we haven't ever never ever seen the left upset at what trump said in the course of coarsening our discourse.

I surely don't remember when he insulted all gold star families by insulting, callously, meanly even, the only gold star family in america...the very patriotic kazir kazam akbar (citation needed) which was up until a day later, the worst thing to ever happen in america.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (JziUy)

375 New asylum rule being published tomorrow, but unclear whether catch/release for family units will change - different issues involved. No official numbers but good anecdotal ones that most illegals now not even going through "asylum" kabuki [for some time now].


Meanwhile, legal/judicial outrages have ratcheted things to a disastrous state, no pushback from administration or any part of Congress anywhere in sight.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (QDnY+)

376
91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.

Not bad tho.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (tH5fk)

She & her bikini were in "The Spy Who Loved Me"

Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)







And the moistest lips ever on a Bond villainess. RRRROOOWWWRRR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (veoSD)

377 344 315 >>I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

You joke, but I have a work friend whose mom had a psychotic episode after her husband announced he wanted a divorce because he was involved with someone else. She dressed in black, hid behind his office desk in the early a.m. (he was boss/owner so she had easy access)and then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

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That's interesting/awful.

I was actually thinking of the blackening of teeth that was a thing in the far East for a long time.

I was watching Throne of Blood and wondered why Lady Macbeth had black teeth, so I ended up looking it up. The practice did extend down to Philippines but has largely died out.

It was meant as a sign of wealth, and it apparently kept teeth really healthy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:11 PM (VyAV0)

That's Japanese influence. Court women would blacken their teeth.

Bleh.

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378 I wholeheartedly support these totally well thought out efforts to storm Area 51.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (tH5fk)

379 Lame Duck Report:

Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (A2Uq6)

380 ...someone actually made a Jessica Rabbit sex doll.



Even Joe Pepitone stays away from websites like that.

Posted by: Zombie Gardner Mckay at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (4uXqI)

381 333 315 >>I'm now imagining her blackening her teeth as some sort of pre-murder ritual.

You joke, but I have a work friend whose mom had a psychotic episode after her husband announced he wanted a divorce because he was involved with someone else. She dressed in black, hid behind his office desk in the early a.m. (he was boss/owner so she had easy access)and then when he arrived at work she jumped out and shot him. Fortunately, she did not kill him, but it was a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

Another possibly offensive opinion I have is that I'm sympathetic to the woman here. Adultery isn't tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (p997d)

And if the roles were reversed, would your opinion remain the same?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

382 377 That's Japanese influence. Court women would blacken their teeth.

Bleh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (bcbK

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Definitely weird looking, but the paint (whatever it was) ended up protecting teeth really well. So, there's that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (VyAV0)

383 373 It could be an end. If Congress remains this useless it has no right to exist. They are not just obsolete, but enemies of the American people. Dissolve them. You'd have better fortunes being governed by the Mafia.
Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (LR3Y

The Roman Senate stuck around for 400 years after they lost all of their usefulness. I gather that they still had really great catered lunches right up until the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

If we include that empire of greeks then they stayed around for a lot longer than that.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (p997d)

384 The pool ball video give a very good life lesson.

Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (Fs5vw)

385 yeah, well, England has been conquered so of course it's unacceptable to say they should go back if they hate it so much.,

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (JziUy)

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The security there does not mess around.
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---

They use MK19s?

Awesome.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (RU4sa)

387 Another possibly offensive opinion I have is that I'm sympathetic to the woman here. Adultery isn't tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (p997d)

And if the roles were reversed, would your opinion remain the same?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

Yes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (p997d)

388 369 358 356 Trumpus Maximus.....



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (kwJM2)

yeah, mostly
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)

389 Theresa May still squatting in the PM's office is what is "Unacceptable!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

390 But they ran as centrists in 2018. For 2020, at the presidential level at least, they're going full blown communist.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Maybe after they choose the nominee they will try the centrist thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

I promise to govern for ALL the people! Especially those with preferred pigmentation and homosexual or transgender identities!--Whoever The Fuck The Demonicrats Nominate.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (m79Dg)

391 They could've told each other, look, our gal didn't win, so we're not going to get all we want. But maybe we can get a few things passed and cut our losses. Let's figure out how to butter him up, tell him what a great guy he is, show him a bit of respect, and maybe then he'd be more amenable to doing a deal with us. If the Democrats had done this, they would've demonstrated, I think, some competence, and also wisdom...



This is also known as the California/Schwarzenegger model. Once he became governor, they discovered what a narcissist he was and blew so much smoke up his ass that he'd agree to anything.
We see the results today.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)

392 For clarity, I am sympathetic to wronged spouses avenging themselves on adulterous parties.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (p997d)

393 As for Lewinsky, it was good advice, just look at how far Huma Abedin has gone since interning for Hillary!
>>>>

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (JNTt1)

394 91 Never heard of Caroline Munro.

Not bad tho.

--

I binged her. She was very pretty in her younger days. This isn't even the best photo. She looks pretty good today, from what I can tell. A little Elvira-ish, but good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (JoUsr)

395 I wholeheartedly support these totally well thought out efforts to storm Area 51.
Posted by: eleven


Amateurs discuss tactics. Pros discuss logistics.

I want to see their plans for getting incels and couch potatoes to charge across the Nevada desert.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (FE+I8)

396 Is what Trump tweeted worse than a Democratic congress critter talking about nuking the half of the U.S. that thinks differently than he does?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (JgA4k)

397 He said go back but didn't he also say something like "then return home". He meant more like go take a trip and learn and come back with a set of great new ideas from your shithole ancestral lands.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (TtdAy)

398 395 I wholeheartedly support these totally well thought out efforts to storm Area 51.
Posted by: eleven


Amateurs discuss tactics. Pros discuss logistics.

I want to see their plans for getting incels and couch potatoes to charge across the Nevada desert.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (FE+I

========

The supply train is going to be epic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (VyAV0)

399 387 Another possibly offensive opinion I have is that I'm sympathetic to the woman here. Adultery isn't tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:09 PM (p997d)

And if the roles were reversed, would your opinion remain the same?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

Yes.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (p997d)

Thank you for your answer. I was simply curious.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

400 I can't wait for the moment the movie studio calls all the Bond fans racist bigots.

It's actually a bit more nuanced than that - at the start of the movie, Bond is retired and so according to custom someone else got his License To Kill and he has to get it back. It may be woke, but it does attempt to work with the mythology. And the chick has nice boobs.

People on Twitter were saying if they were smart they'd build up a Bond Cinematic Universe with multiple double-0s; perhaps Idris Elba as 005 tracking down China's attempts to take over Africa, and Maggie Q as 006 infiltrating North Korea, stuff like that. And they'd all cross tracks with Bond occasionally. But they probably aren't that smart.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (ZGrMX)

401 388


I just built an AR 10 in .308.

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Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (bCLt0)

402 >>What pisses them off most about Trump is that he fights back. They were all so used to being able to say and do any kind of despicable thing and get no response other than an apology that they're flabbergasted that he responds in kind.


Exactly.
Trump's 3 tweets are not worse than anything AOC, Omar or Tlaib has said. They are inciting violence against ICE agents with their concentration camps; they are aiding foreign invaders while call all of us racists.

They'll ride the mischaracterization of Trump's tweets for a while that he told them to leave omitting he also told them to come back, but he has put the focus on the Democrat's worst members and made them wonder if they are immigrants. Watching everyone fall over themselves to defend them is even more entertaining.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

403 On the topic of a useless Congress, why did Congress completely leave the responsibility to the Executive Branch?

It's in the legislative section of the Constitution, it's mostly for Congress.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (xfb67)

404 The "M" in M249 stands for "saw" as in " I just saw my machine gun saw that guy in half, cool!! NEXT!!!"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (FTPVM)

405 And if the roles were reversed, would your opinion remain the same?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

Mine would. The most evil thing is violating the intimacy of a marriage.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (nRWPy)

406 The Roman Senate stuck around for 400 years after they lost all of their usefulness. I gather that they still had really great catered lunches right up until the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

That's what happens when governance becomes more about class and status than policy. Eventually they get so wrapped up in being the mean girls of politics that they have no more time to actually govern, and dearly wish some Caesar would come along so they could fob off all that unwanted responsibility.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (J+mig)

407 389 Theresa May still squatting in the PM's office is what is "Unacceptable!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)


"It's unacceptable! A sternly worded letter follows."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (A2Uq6)

408 400
People on Twitter were saying if they were smart they'd build up a Bond Cinematic Universe with multiple double-0s; perhaps Idris Elba as 005 tracking down China's attempts to take over Africa, and Maggie Q as 006 infiltrating North Korea, stuff like that. And they'd all cross tracks with Bond occasionally. But they probably aren't that smart.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

I've always wanted James Bond to be a code name to explain the new faces. But Skyfall kind of killed that by showing Bond's parents' tombstones with the last name Bond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (VyAV0)

409 Is what Trump tweeted worse than a Democratic congress critter talking about nuking the half of the U.S. that thinks differently than he does?

Pelosi blasted Trump's tweets and the progressive base told her to shut up because she's already been convicted of racism. So clearly the worries in some circles that Trump had gotten in the way of the Dems self-immolating aren't panning out.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)

410 This is also known as the California/Schwarzenegger model. Once he became governor, they discovered what a narcissist he was and blew so much smoke up his ass that he'd agree to anything.
We see the results today.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)

Never trust an Austrian!--Neville Chamberlain.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (m79Dg)

411 405 And if the roles were reversed, would your opinion remain the same?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

Mine would. The most evil thing is violating the intimacy of a marriage.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (nRWPy)

==========

"Whew..."
-Pedophiles

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (VyAV0)

412 Exactly.
Trump's 3 tweets are not worse than anything AOC, Omar or Tlaib has said. They are inciting violence against ICE agents with their concentration camps; they are aiding foreign invaders while call all of us racists.

-----------

My theory on Trump's tweets. It serves him well. Because his tweets give people a reason to virtue signal against Trump without ever having to be against him or his policies. You know someone likes what Trump is doing when their only criticism is his tweets.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (sX1BW)

413 " Easy peasy, if the GOPe were interested at all in winning instead of being "principled" losers to the insane fringe Left." backwards boy

They are not losing to the insane left, they are bought by the globalist oligarchs (CFR, NWO, IMF, 20 global banks, certain Big players like Soros/Saudis, ???, etc.) Inspiring the loonies leftists is just an outcome of their identity politics tactic. Chaos in the streets (and in your job, on social media) is the globalist assault ... Cloward-Piven meets CriticalTheory (or some such thang). imo

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

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...

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Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (yL25O)

415 Now...give me French Fembots.

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Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (5aKpU)

416 http://bit.ly/2YUrRor
*******
Democrats can beat Trump with mainstream ideas, not far-left fantasies

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BqBId)

417 yeah, trump tweets! prepare for a month of conventional wisdom about how these very truthful and common sense things are beyond the pale. We must accept anything a foreigner says once they touch soil.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (JziUy)

418 Not sure if anyone noticed, but she is rather well endowed.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (RLiOt)

419 Oh, I'm in total movie geek mode right now.

This afternoon, Criterion announces their next batch of releases, and it should include spine #1000.

It might be Citizen Kane.

There are very good signs of a big Godzilla boxset.

They may finally be remastering The Grand Illusion for Blu-Ray.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (VyAV0)

420
The supply train is going to be epic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM


they'll go to the Food King & buy out all the Cheetos & Funions & hijack a taco truck....problem solved

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (cuot+)

421 Republican Chris Truax, an appellate lawyer in San Diego, is a member of USA TODAY's Board of Contributors.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (BqBId)

422 420
The supply train is going to be epic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM

they'll go to the Food King & buy out all the Cheetos & Funions & hijack a taco truck....problem solved
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (cuot+)

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That gets them through the first morning. What then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:24 PM (VyAV0)

423 Theresa May is a stupid Deep State stooge. And a cunt.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (FTPVM)

424 Straightforward from here:

1. Octopi are really smart (see food thread)
2. Octopus in Spanish is "pulpo."
3. President Pulpo

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (ed8K1)

425
The Roman Senate stuck around for 400 years after they lost all of their usefulness. I gather that they still had really great catered lunches right up until the end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J),

The Roman Senators were into tax collection and ruling provinces even when the Western Empire went into the dumpster. Didn't make them useful but they were powerful.
Sort of like today.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (e1mEI)

426 Apparently there's going to be a Kingsman prequel that isn't going to be a complete piece of crap like the two Kingsman movies we've already seen:

https://youtu.be/jPpOtyS8OdI

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (S6rpg)

427 I've always wanted James Bond to be a code name to explain the new faces. But Skyfall kind of killed that by showing Bond's parents' tombstones with the last name Bond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (VyAV0)

Maybe they found a "James Bond" who actually had the name for once.

I did a Shadowrun joke like that once, a group vetting its "Mr. Johnson" (a generic term for corporate mercenary hiring officer) found out that his name really was Johnson, and nobody expected that.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (J+mig)

428 342 The MSM told me having 1 tank at a July 4th celebration was fascist. So I guess France has gone Fascist Cubed after their parade yesterday.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (TtdAy)


They also had 1 tank?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (xjiRE)

429 Democrats can beat Trump with mainstream ideas, not far-left fantasies
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BqBId)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....Always with the jokes!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (m79Dg)

430
I want to see their plans for getting incels and couch potatoes to charge across the Nevada desert.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM


***

These idiots probably think the desert is like the movie Independence Day and they can just drive across it up to one little gate guarded by three overweight Air Police.
Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

431 404 The "M" in M249 stands for "saw" as in " I just saw my machine gun saw that guy in half, cool!! NEXT!!!"
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (FTPVM)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (RU4sa)

432 Ugh. Why would you want a fembot that's hairy, surly, and smells bad?


Hillary fetish?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (oVJmc)

433 Is that prime rib warm in the middle?

Yes?

It's done.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (wB3g3)

434 Hey guys, I just confirmed it with 48 of my left wing imbecile friends that AR stands for AssReamer! Isnt that just the biggest turn on??

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (1YQBD)

435 Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah
Make no mistake: Nancy Pelosi's dogwhistling snipes at @AOC,Ilhan Omar, @RashidaTlaib and @RepPressley helped pave the way for this vicious, racist attack from the president.
********
So now Pelosi & PDT are the Dynamic Duo ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (BqBId)

436
"Whew..."

-Pedophiles

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (VyAV0)

Yeah, and I guess also cannibalism and serial murderers and infanticide, but comparatively small in number. Also gulags, forced famines, rape and clitorectomies, but there are many evils.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (nRWPy)

437 "The pool ball video give a very good life lesson."

In.... what way?

Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (eAZVt)

438 427 I've always wanted James Bond to be a code name to explain the new faces. But Skyfall kind of killed that by showing Bond's parents' tombstones with the last name Bond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:22 PM (VyAV0)

Maybe they found a "James Bond" who actually had the name for once.

I did a Shadowrun joke like that once, a group vetting its "Mr. Johnson" (a generic term for corporate mercenary hiring officer) found out that his name really was Johnson, and nobody expected that.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:25 PM (J+mig)

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That's certainly a way out of it, and it opens up to the "Jane Bond" crap.

Still, the Jane Bond movie probably wouldn't be as good as Atomic Blonde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (VyAV0)

439 Ugh. Why would you want a fembot that's hairy, surly, and smells bad?

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Some people are into 70's porn.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (sX1BW)

440
428 342 The MSM told me having 1 tank at a July 4th celebration was fascist. So I guess France has gone Fascist Cubed after their parade yesterday.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:10 PM (TtdAy)

They also had 1 tank?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (xjiRE)

Math jokes are verboten.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (p997d)

441 Mine would. The most evil thing is violating the intimacy of a marriage.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:21 PM (nRWPy)

Posted by: Budding Serial Killer at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (FTPVM)

442 ">>Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable." "

Which is funny because the Labour Party had all the same issues the Dems are having now a few years earlier. There's a Labour MP Naz Shah who was Ilhan Omar before Ilhan Omar. Among other things, she gave a speech in Parliament calling for all Jews to be deported. If the Tories were intelligent/cared about winning, they could make the obvious connection.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (N4xQB)

443 "The pool ball video give a very good life lesson."

In.... what way?

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That Stairway to Heaven is overrated.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (sX1BW)

444 Make no mistake: Nancy Pelosi's dogwhistling snipes at @AOC,Ilhan Omar, @RashidaTlaib and @RepPressley helped pave the way for this vicious, racist attack from the president.

...also all you republicans are inbred racist rednecks from a trailer park because what I just said is not a vicious racist attack either

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (JziUy)

445
That "Let's storm Area 51" facebook group should maybe read up on the Somme or Verdun a little before getting too certain, "They can't kill us all."

I assume the facebook group won't even be able to mount a preparatory artillery barrage before going "over the top."
Posted by: Frank

If I was a high level General, I'd rotate a few extra mechanized regiments there for "Live fire training and Genepool maintenance day."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:14 PM (J+mig)







Matsimus on YouTube put up a funny animated video on the subject a couple of days ago.

"Eventually a tank crew thought that running people down would be the most effective method of stopping the onslaught and with only 'minor' injuries to the civilian raiders..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_1QqZsWMws

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (veoSD)

446 443 "The pool ball video give a very good life lesson."

In.... what way?

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That Stairway to Heaven is overrated.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (sX1BW)

=========

"Denied."
-Wayne Campbell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (VyAV0)

447 I'm wondering if Trump is hoping certain people will over react to his tweet. Seems like he's poking a stick in a hornets nest.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (QCc6B)

448 These idiots probably think the desert is like the movie Independence Day and they can just drive across it up to one little gate guarded by three overweight Air Police.
Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

You're saying that it's not? Damn! And after I bought that Winnebago....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (m79Dg)

449 Apparently there's going to be a Kingsman prequel that isn't going to be a complete piece of crap like the two Kingsman movies we've already seen:

I'm sorry, what? The first Kingsman movie was both hilarious and terrific. The second one could've used a more aggressive editor, but it was decent once it got going.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (ZGrMX)

450 She looks pretty good today, from what I can tell. A little Elvira-ish, but good.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 12:20 PM (JoUsr)

A little Elvira-ish is always good!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)

451 Still, the Jane Bond movie probably wouldn't be as good as Atomic Blonde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM (VyAV0)

That's a very low bar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (wYseH)

452 Which is funny because the Labour Party had all the same issues the Dems are having now a few years earlier. There's a Labour MP Naz Shah who was Ilhan Omar before Ilhan Omar. Among other things, she gave a speech in Parliament calling for all Jews to be deported.
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not a coincidence.

Posted by: simplemind at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (Xv7mQ)

453 ">>Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable." "

Which is funny because the Labour Party had all the same issues the Dems are having now a few years earlier. There's a Labour MP Naz Shah who was Ilhan Omar before Ilhan Omar. Among other things, she gave a speech in Parliament calling for all Jews to be deported. If the Tories were intelligent/cared about winning, they could make the obvious connection.


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Its amazing what you can get done when everyone is focused on your tweets.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

454
Yeah, and I guess also cannibalism and serial murderers and infanticide, but comparatively small in number. Also gulags, forced famines, rape and clitorectomies, but there are many evils.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:26 PM (nRWPy)

We're going to need more helicopters.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (p997d)

455 449 Apparently there's going to be a Kingsman prequel that isn't going to be a complete piece of crap like the two Kingsman movies we've already seen:

I'm sorry, what? The first Kingsman movie was both hilarious and terrific. The second one could've used a more aggressive editor, but it was decent once it got going.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (ZGrMX)

=========

Yeah, I really like those two, too. They're anarchic and heedlessly entertaining.

I've grown to really like Matthew Vaughn as a director. He's not a great one, but he has a simple goal (entertain), and I think he does it well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (VyAV0)

456 What did Nancy say that was racist? I've been out of the loop for a few days?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (TtdAy)

457 415 Now...give me French Fembots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK

Ugh. Why would you want a fembot that's hairy, surly, and smells bad?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (5aKpU)

I was hoping they'd fix that in production.

Very well! Czech Fembots it is!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

458 Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah
Make no mistake: Nancy Pelosi's dogwhistling snipes at @AOC,Ilhan Omar, @RashidaTlaib and @RepPressley helped pave the way for this vicious, racist attack from the president.

--

What was racist about what he said? He didn't mention race. I really want to know. What was racist about his comments?? He was addressing their constant hectoring, belittling and condemning of the USA that has given them so much. Push back on the racism charge, because it's out and out a pure lie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 12:30 PM (JoUsr)

459 Inner City Press @innercitypress
1h
Judge Berman asks Epstein's lawyer WHO high in DOJ approved the non-prosecution agreement. Answer: Fisher (sp) and current under-secretary of Treasury (!) - under Mnuchin, lateral to Joe Otting

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:30 PM (BqBId)

460 Heh

"triple down on the truth which has now been confirmed by 2 troops and several online postings? absolutely."

Some people do not know when to stop digging. Two Troops that just kills me. I know many troops and they talked to me with the wordings!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (39g3+)

461 Nancy criticized the Hamascateers saying they were only 4 people so not that big a deal in the House. They came back and said she was racist for criticizing "women of color."

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (nRWPy)

462 Trump isn't playing 4-D chess with the tweets, hoping to get this or that reaction from this or that person.

He just likes to tweet what is on his mind. For better or worse.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (TtdAy)

463 Haven't lots of people had trouble with ordering from them?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 12:23 PM (yL25O)

===
I never had in hardware or ammo. Too bad all of it was in my canoe when it went down if not for a kindly family that had a long rope I'd be drowned too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 12:32 PM (pw+jk)

464 461 Nancy criticized the Hamascateers saying they were only 4 people so not that big a deal in the House. They came back and said she was racist for criticizing "women of color."
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (nRWPy)

____

Women Of Color: Super duper strong and stuff. But also weak as a flower who can't be criticized ever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:32 PM (TtdAy)

465 The "troops" part cracked me up.
Troops said. Lol

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:32 PM (nRWPy)

466 So someone just sent me $500 via Venmo. No idea who they are nor do I know anything about what they said it was a deposit for.

Decisions...decisions....

J/k...I msg'd them back telling them I think they have the wrong person. And that's my friggin' good deed for the week.

-----------------

They'll be coming for one of your kidneys later this week.

Posted by: Jolo at July 15, 2019 12:32 PM (WrMOC)

467 What was racist about what he said? He didn't mention race. I really want to know. What was racist about his comments?? He was addressing their constant hectoring, belittling and condemning of the USA that has given them so much. Push back on the racism charge, because it's out and out a pure lie.

The AP headline was something like "TRUMP ADMITS HE'S A RACIST", and so everyone's running with that even though it makes no sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:32 PM (ZGrMX)

468 Haven't lots of people had trouble with ordering from them?
Posted by: TexasDan


Only insomuch as the are so popular that they are out of stock on a lot of stuff.

I ordered an upper, then later a lower and put my M4gery together.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (FE+I8)

469 OT-Does anyone know the name of the tax relief firm that Sean Hannity advertises. Can't find the info right now. We just got bill from the IRS for $13, 000. There can't be that much of penalty for not being able to afford Obamacare, can there be, because it's ridiculous to tax people for not being to afford health care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (+0VWg)

470
Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable." "






Fuck her. This is a domestic US affair, it's none of her gorram business.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (veoSD)

471 Trump isn't playing 4-D chess with the tweets, hoping to get this or that reaction from this or that person.



He just likes to tweet what is on his mind. For better or worse.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (TtdAy)

====
As Insty said yesterday, Trump is playing 2D chess. The demofascists are easily and very predictable. and the Pervywood pedophiles responded perfectly. It was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

472 Someone said "Kingsmen"?

Posted by: Louie at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (wB3g3)

473 67 What was racist about what he said? He didn't mention race. I really want to know. What was racist about his comments?? He was addressing their constant hectoring, belittling and condemning of the USA that has given them so much. Push back on the racism charge, because it's out and out a pure lie.

The AP headline was something like "TRUMP ADMITS HE'S A RACIST", and so everyone's running with that even though it makes no sense.

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yeah, the idea that people come from other countries is hard to understand. When you mention that nations have their own nationalities, they blow up.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (JziUy)

474 Trump's tweet:

So interesting to see "Progressive" Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done. These places need your help badly, you can't leave fast enough. I'm sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (FE+I8)

475 Trump isn't playing 4-D chess with the tweets, hoping to get this or that reaction from this or that person.

He just likes to tweet what is on his mind. For better or worse.

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He's not playing chess. He's playing checkers. You know the game for the common man. A nice quick and easy game to pass the time. And as people really talk when they are passing the time. When they see people constantly criticize America and praise other countries. They say, why don't you go there instead if you hate America so much.

People think he's playing chess because they think they can beat him at chess - which they probably couldn't. Meanwhile, he just said King Me!

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (sX1BW)

476 The message was right, the wording wasn't. Instead of saying go back, he should have said be more grateful to the country that provided a home for you.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (TtdAy)

477 Like Obama, they hide behind their melanin. Apparently it is a shield from all criticism and makes them 100% right, 100% of the time. If you don't know that you're a racist.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (nRWPy)

478 I have M-14 ambition but AK-47 eyes.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 12:05 PM (e1mEI)


****

You want a M-14.
You'll accept an AK-47.
You'll settle for a crossbow.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (axyOa)

479 I just built an AR 10 in .308.


I have all the gozintas, except the bolt.
I got a hook up with a guy that had all the drill templates to machine out my lower so it's free range, so to speak.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (88+cf)

480 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (TtdAy)
*****
Yeah OK Beavis, He um the Genius level IQ, A the top of the totem pole of the cutthroat NYC Real Estate Biz, he is just flying by the seat of his pants

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (BqBId)

481 It's 12:34, do you know where your blogger is?

Posted by: phone of kari at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (8IQhD)

482 -
--
"The pool ball video give a very good life lesson."



In.... what way?



Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 12:27 PM

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The lower your balls sag, the more you move to the back of the line.

Posted by: irright at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (RVcmP)

483 Yeah, I really like those two, too. They're anarchic and heedlessly entertaining.

I've grown to really like Matthew Vaughn as a director. He's not a great one, but he has a simple goal (entertain), and I think he does it well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (VyAV0)


Eh - first one was good. Second one blew the Statesman premise, Channinged all over its Tatum, and then went WAY overboard on the Elton John, who either really liked saying the F word a lot or was made to.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (9VeU0)

484 The passport in Epstein's safe would go to the issue of whether or not he should be released on pretrial bond, not to the viability of the pending case.

If he is permitted to take an interlocutory appeal (i.e.., a pretrial appeal) on the issue of whether or not the SDNY prosecution is blocked by his FL plea agreement, he would get ANOTHER shot at pretrial release, i.e., on the grounds that he is likely to prevail on appeal.

The public is not going to like where the new Epstein case is headed, i.e., right down the shitter, probably.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (Cssks)

485 462 Trump isn't playing 4-D chess with the tweets, hoping to get this or that reaction from this or that person.

He just likes to tweet what is on his mind. For better or worse.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:31 PM (TtdAy)

It annoys his enemies, too, so he's even more encouraged to keep doing it. In their anger, they keep making mistakes that nullify all of their advantages.

It's not complicated, but it's effective.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (J+mig)

486 The AK in AK-47 stands for American Killer, five troops told me so!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

487 Caroline Munro played Christopher Lee's breakfast in Dracula '72.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (3DZIZ)

488 469 OT-Does anyone know the name of the tax relief firm that Sean Hannity advertises. Can't find the info right now. We just got bill from the IRS for $13, 000. There can't be that much of penalty for not being able to afford Obamacare, can there be, because it's ridiculous to tax people for not being to afford health care.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (+0VWg)

___

Those things are all scams. Call the iRS, talk to someone there. It will have the same effect for a $0 cost.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (TtdAy)

489 The obscenity is these women thinking that hating the country that gave them refuge is the way to advance themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM (oVJmc)

490 449 Apparently there's going to be a Kingsman prequel that isn't going to be a complete piece of crap like the two Kingsman movies we've already seen:

I'm sorry, what? The first Kingsman movie was both hilarious and terrific. The second one could've used a more aggressive editor, but it was decent once it got going.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 15, 2019 12:28 PM (ZGrMX)

I boycott anything based on Mark Millar's work. Cuz fuck that guy, I ain't giving him any of my money, even indirectly.

And also I boycott anything with a main character named 'Eggsy'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK8)

491 The message was right, the wording wasn't. Instead of saying go back, he should have said be more grateful to the country that provided a home for you.

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Depends on who is intended audience was.

I doubt it was the NTs and Media tweeting against him on this.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (sX1BW)

492 Like Obama, they hide behind their melanin. Apparently it is a shield from all criticism and makes them 100% right, 100% of the time. If you don't know that you're a racist.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (nRWPy)

You know they're 100% right, 100% of the time when you look at Africa. Paradise! Well, at least Egypt was 3000 years ago, and South Africa until apartheid ended.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (m79Dg)

493 It's amazing that as bad as our politics are, the UK is worse! Here you have a "conservative" party that hates its own voters and wants to turn over all governance to Germany and France, and they are ripe for a total overthrow, which any opposition party, especially labor should be taking advantage of. But NOOOOOoooooo, Labor has decided to go all in on "Lets bring the ovens back and burn all the JOOOOOSSSS!!!"

and that's the two big parties that are supposed to run everything. What a waste.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

494 His point was that they left shitholes that are shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander scale.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)

495 Epstein should NOT be let out on bail. Too much of a flight risk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:37 PM (+0VWg)

496 The message was right, the wording wasn't. Instead of saying go back, he should have said be more grateful to the country that provided a home for you.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker




Here's what he said:

Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 12:37 PM (FE+I8)

497 Just watched an old John Phillip Law film with Mel Gibson, too. Attack Force Z.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 15, 2019 12:37 PM (oLJNX)

498 Someguy: I may be viewed as daft for saying so, but we were better off with all extramarital sex being viewed as verboten.

The Correct Sequence, in 6 emojis (nic link)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 12:37 PM (Z65m4)

499 I got a hook up with a guy that had all the drill templates to machine out my lower so it's free range, so to speak.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 12:34 PM (88+cf)

They sell jigs that allow you to use a router to mill out the lower instead of using a bunch of drill bits. Much easier, looks way better, and takes between 30 minnutes and an hour depending on how practiced you are. One even allows you to do AR-15s and AR-10s on one jig.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 15, 2019 12:37 PM (w5jr9)

500 384 The pool ball video give a very good life lesson.
Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (Fs5vw)

Someone else is in control of your balls no matter what you may think?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

501 470
Lovely... Theresa May has weighed in on Trumps remarks about the Congresswomen... Said what he said was "unacceptable." "






Fuck her. This is a domestic US affair, it's none of her gorram business.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (veoSD)

This.

Plus she's incompetent

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (bcbK8)

502 456 What did Nancy say that was racist? I've been out of the loop for a few days?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (TtdAy)


Nothing, other than telling the Woke Squad that maybe they should dial it back a notch.

So now they're devouring each other. Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (5aKpU)

503 Oh, that Ace! What a minimalist!

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382284

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (Z65m4)

504 Angela Merkel was at the Bastille Day military parade yesterday. That has to be kinda awkward no? LOL. Euros are a funny bunch.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (TtdAy)

505 476 Nope, he said it right. They should get the hell out.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (FTPVM)

506 Instead, these women are here trying to institute the policies that turned those countries into shitholes.


Tribalism, socialism, barbarism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

507 Yeah, I really like those two, too. They're anarchic and heedlessly entertaining.

I've grown to really like Matthew Vaughn as a director. He's not a great one, but he has a simple goal (entertain), and I think he does it well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 12:29 PM (VyAV0)


Not sure which one he advertises but take a look at the thing - these companies can usually get you a one time good deal. Meaning one year of tax problems can be excused.

They will want a one-time upfront fee (maybe around 3k). So make sure that the amount you can get waived is more than that.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (9VeU0)

508 90 Trump RTing Lindsey 2.0 now means that Pelosi has to defend the four sisters. It's an obvious trap, and Pelosi has no choice but to walk into it.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 11:28 AM (T6t7i)


She and the rest of the dems sowed the wind. Now let them reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (Fs5vw)

509 His point was that they left shitholes that are
shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole
policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in
their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the
shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander
scale.



Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)

===
One of AoS's greatest things are the eloquent posts and posters.
Golf Clap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

510 Why would Merkle being at the Bastile Day march be awkward?

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:40 PM (nRWPy)

511 Noodus Acii (Open thread; he says he'll "be back in a bit")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (ClOmq)

512 One of Trump's specialties is assailing the unassailable.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (9VeU0)

513 Ace didn't attempt to use tools over the weekend, did he?

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

514 509 His point was that they left shitholes that are
shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole
policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in
their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the
shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander
scale.



Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)

===
One of AoS's greatest things are the eloquent posts and posters.
Golf Clap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

We're as incisive as we are crass.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

515
Megen Rapino is a grody person

I do not like her at all

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (1XAal)

516 The obscenity is these women thinking that hating the country that gave them refuge is the way to advance themselves.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:35 PM


The obscenity is that as far as their party and constituents are concerned, they aren't wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (ejd/p)

517 "Tar and Cement" sung by Caroline Munro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnUFh6RmCdk

Posted by: Hank Archer at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (xU3UO)

518 Open NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (QCc6B)

519 506 Instead, these women are here trying to institute the policies that turned those countries into shitholes.

Tribalism, socialism, barbarism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

They should be a lot more careful with the latter. Some on our side are well capable of playing that game at a very high level, and just choose not to.

Take away the reasons behind that choice, and the civility will fall away with astonishing speed.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (J+mig)

520 Someone make a flyer.... Lost or strayed, Male Ewok... 29ish... silverback, answers to Ace... approach carefully, he will be hungry....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 12:42 PM (bCLt0)

521 I need some tech advice please.

Am I correct that you can read someone's twitter feed without having an account yourself.

Is it just a matter of going to twitter and typing in the name?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (84LPL)

522 Whole thing is just a wordier, more context-specific "America: love it or leave it." Jimmy status: unrustled.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (iys0/)

523 I boycott anything based on Mark Millar's work. Cuz fuck that guy, I ain't giving him any of my money, even indirectly.

And also I boycott anything with a main character named 'Eggsy'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK

For an avowed Marxist Millar sure acts the unabashed capitalist.

The original Wanted comic came across as pro-manly individualism with a dash of punk rock "fuck it all and fuck you" for flavor.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (ok6hV)

524 Fenelon

You certainly have my vote. But if a Court of Appeals rules that "he is more likely than not" to prevail on appeal, he likely WILL make pretrial bond after such a determination.

However, I don't think the district court judge is likely to set a bond for him THIS week-- the test is "whether or not there are any conditions of release which would protect the public safety and insure the defendant's appearance at trial."

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (Cssks)

525 I liked Kingsmen okay but Sam Jackson's bad guy was so weird and inhuman he was difficult to even dislike. And the one scene that really confused me was the hero hesitating to help the damsel in distress until she promises him anal sex. Really? The beautiful Swedish princess wasn't a great enough package until she wants it prison style???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+)

526 521 I need some tech advice please.

Am I correct that you can read someone's twitter feed without having an account yourself.

Is it just a matter of going to twitter and typing in the name?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (84LPL)

Yes, unless their tweets are 'protected' and viewable only by friends.

For example, if you search for alexthechick, you can find our own little wise, screechy gurry hands wench.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

527 500 384 The pool ball video give a very good life lesson.
Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 12:18 PM (Fs5vw)

Someone else is in control of your balls no matter what you may think?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)


Nope. There are periods in one's life where it looks like there's nothing but entropy. But all it's doing is realigning to another form of order.

I do like that video.

Posted by: Sooner at July 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Fs5vw)

528 523 I boycott anything based on Mark Millar's work. Cuz fuck that guy, I ain't giving him any of my money, even indirectly.

And also I boycott anything with a main character named 'Eggsy'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK

For an avowed Marxist Millar sure acts the unabashed capitalist.

The original Wanted comic came across as pro-manly individualism with a dash of punk rock "fuck it all and fuck you" for flavor.
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (ok6hV)

'Wanted' was his version of Eminem as a super villain. With bonus points for gay butt sex.

one of the worst things I've ever read and I've read Howard Chaykin's Black Kiss 2.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (bcbK8)

529 I'm sorry, what? The first Kingsman movie was both hilarious and terrific. The second one could've used a more aggressive editor, but it was decent once it got going.

Posted by: Ian S.


I hated them.

YMMV

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (S6rpg)

530 I know what the AR stands for.

Posted by: Eugene Stoner at July 15, 2019 12:48 PM (JHjPS)

531 469 OT-Does anyone know the name of the tax relief firm that Sean Hannity advertises. Can't find the info right now. We just got bill from the IRS for $13, 000. There can't be that much of penalty for not being able to afford Obamacare, can there be, because it's ridiculous to tax people for not being to afford health care.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 12:33 PM (+0VWg)


According to this article, which is what I also remember from the time, the penalty for not having insurance can only taken by the IRS from a tax refund. They have no ability or means to collect. The only thing to watch out for is the last item for the carryover penalty and making sure from here on out you always need to write them a check, not get a refund.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23ryqff

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2019 12:49 PM (kUmUV)

532 521 I need some tech advice please.
Am I correct that you can read someone's twitter feed without having an account yourself.
Is it just a matter of going to twitter and typing in the name?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:43 PM (84LPL)


Yes, just call up the twitter page, but don't log in, if you have an account. You can read all the tweets even if your account has been blocked by some guy.

Which makes the 'Trump blocked me from reading his tweets' lawsuits so funny. She could still read his tweets, she just didn't know how.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 12:50 PM (5aKpU)

533 'Wanted' was his version of Eminem as a super villain. With bonus points for gay butt sex.

one of the worst things I've ever read and I've read Howard Chaykin's Black Kiss 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 12:46 PM (bcbK

I'm blanking on the gay butt sex. I can't remember that but my mind seems incapable of visualizing two guys doing each other up the wrong 'un.

But two women? Sheit, all day every day.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (ok6hV)

534 If by Seventh Voyage of Sinbad you mean The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, you're right. I think that's the one where they had to fight the army of skeletal warriors.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 15, 2019 11:36 AM (5aKpU)




And Tom Baker of Dr. Who fame was the bad guy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (kw5n8)

535 If you could put the dark haired chicks boobs with a plate of cookies for a face, you'd really have something.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 15, 2019 12:55 PM (G+vyJ)

536 The Roman Senate stuck around for 400 years after they lost all of their usefulness. I gather that they still had really great catered lunches right up until the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

I will get them Sunday Chik Fil A, if only they would stand down before Trump decides to go Caesar on them.

Or hopefully Barron steps into the Augustus role.

Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2019 12:58 PM (LR3Y8)

537 494 His point was that they left shitholes that are shitholes because of their shithole policies and that if their shithole policies worked that they could use their even shitholier policies in their shitholes of origin and create utopias. Once they fix the shitholes, we can believe their shithole polices would work on a grander scale.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)


I think I actually like your version better.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (xjiRE)

538 You are analyzing this assuming a sane democrat - this is not the case. You cannot rationalize crazy people behavior. If they were sane, everything you wrote would be accurate, but alas, they are nuts.

Posted by: tina848 at July 15, 2019 01:14 PM (f1Bkx)

539 that AR-15 discussion has convinced me to trade in my AR-15 for a safer AR-10.

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 15, 2019 01:19 PM (1XtI9)

540 Yep AR-15 stands for assault rifle 15.


And M-16 stands for Murderizer 16


I mean come on they are both black with the scary thing that goes up right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2019 01:21 PM (WdocV)

541 If Democrats were rational enough to work with Trump, they would not be Democrats. Media cheer leading and poking helps make sure they dismiss anything rational, immediately.

Posted by: Obama, deporter in cheif at July 15, 2019 01:21 PM (1XtI9)

542 Senior drivers: Turn signals... what are they for? I know where I am turning!

Morning Rant gorilla: Paragraph breaks... what are they for? I know what I wrote!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 15, 2019 01:23 PM (1on5E)

543 His point was that they left shitholes that are shitholes because of their shithole policies

I actually made this point to a LIV the other day.

She was watching the news and asked, "Don't they just want to come here to work and escape the tyranny where they come from?"

Well, no they don't want to work - Obama sent people down there telling them they'd get free money/health care here...and Ms LIV weren't you *just* complaining about the cost of your health insurance?


Oh, and central America isn't made up of fascist NAZI like regimes. They have more corrupt versions of our Democrats running their countries. That they vote for. And which they'll vote for if we let them come here.


She chewed on that for a while but I don't know if it stuck or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2019 01:25 PM (WdocV)

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