Mid-Morning Art Thread

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The Evangelists St. Mark and St. Luke
Matthias Stom

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 You might ask yourself why I'd say something like this, even if I genuinely believe it. I guess some days, you just think to yourself, why not piss *everybody* off?

Uncomfortable thoughts: The dyscivic education of women

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UaZNmtup7lc

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 17, 2019 09:30 AM (I6mei)

2 OK I like this

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2019 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

3 They write with big letters.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 09:31 AM (p997d)

4 Large print edition

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 09:31 AM (dNzKv)

5 I can ditch my glasses.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 09:31 AM (ykq7q)

6 Oh good, we've got a break from the "death and doom" theme.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 09:32 AM (aXucN)

7 Nice art. Would hang.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 09:32 AM (HaL55)

8 Ugly lion.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 09:32 AM (mpXpK)

9 AARP had much influence on Bible fonts even back then.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

10
They write with big letters.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 09:31 AM (p997d)






The magic of opthalmology is far in the future.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (veoSD)

11 They need some readers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (xfb67)

12 The detail is amazing when you embiggen it. Very nice. I like this.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (aXucN)

13 Drug over from the previous thread: Ocasio-Cortez gets new 2020 challenger: a Republican immigrant from Jamaica."


Why would an immigrant Jamaican buy her a new car?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)

14 Willowed:

423 Alright, I read Shapiro's column and the comment posted by William Bayer says it all: (paraphrase) Without Trump's tweets the MSM still would not have covered anything that would have embarrassed the Democrats. Nancy would have separated the mainstream of the Democrats from Al Squada, there would have been no actions forcing the Democrats to embrace them. There would have been no breakdown in the Democrat leadership that allowed Al Green to file his ridiculous articles of impeachment.

In sum, without Trump's tweets it would be a smooth-sailing week for the Democrats with all of their fights kept out of the public eye instead of the crash-and-burn we witnessed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 09:32 AM (hLRSq

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

15 student of honthorst. that explains a lot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 17, 2019 09:34 AM (Pg+x7)

16 I knew the lion was a symbol for St. Mark. I did not know St. Luke was associated with cattle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

17 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Nicely detailed art today, CBD. Luke, if he's the guy on the right, looks a lot like character actor David Opatoshu (he was in everything in the Sixties, including Star Trek).

I do have to ask if that lion Mark is leaning on is supposed to be real, you know, an allegory about lions lying down with lambs, or just a sculpture.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 09:34 AM (ClOmq)

18 Mark is going to need three books to write one chapter if he keeps using such big letters.

From the shading at first glance I thought it might be a Caravaggio.

Our guy Stom is another one of the medievalists who has never seen a lion and paints it based on someone else's idea of a lion.

And Luke is bald, poor guy. What could be worse?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:34 AM (fuK7c)

19 Matthew and John say 'Hey...whattabout us!?'

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

20 The cow is saying, "There's 2 "T's" in "bloodletting."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)

21 Them toes is gnarly.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2019 09:35 AM (COzlW)

22 Back in the old days, they didn't have pillows, so they used lions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2019 09:35 AM (xfb67)

23 17
I knew the lion was a symbol for St. Mark. I did not know St. Luke was associated with cattle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .

Huh! I didn't notice the cow. She looks like she's wearing part of an English judge's wig. Either that or it's Elsie the Borden Cow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 09:35 AM (ClOmq)

24 Looks like St. Luke is sneaking a nudie magazine underneath the acceptable tome.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:36 AM (m79Dg)

25 ... and both influenced by caravaggio. big time.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 17, 2019 09:36 AM (Pg+x7)

26 The detail is amazing when you embiggen it. Very nice. I like this.


Oh that's weird. I usually "open in new tab" to see the embiggened one and today it came out small so I thought there was only the small image, but clicking straight through on the homepage I got the emlargened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:36 AM (fuK7c)

27 17: The great cow of jurisprudence.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 09:37 AM (U7k5w)

28 Senior Font.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (tH5fk)

29 I knew the lion was a symbol for St. Mark. I did not know St. Luke was associated with cattle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019

Well, he did moonlight as a vet when he wasn't making young boys cough.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (m79Dg)

30 Am I the only one who thinks that lion looks like he belongs in The Wizard of Oz movie?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (I6mei)

31 willowed

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But, I've run across too many salesmen that aren't car people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2019 09:30 AM (xfb67)

--

One of my favorite things to do when buying a car is to talk about some option or tech it doesn't have (direct injection or something like that) and how great that feature is and wait and see if the salesman agrees with me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (mJzdQ)

32 They were drafting the part about the Four Hos of the Dempocalypse, which later got edited out

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:39 AM (dm05u)

33 Awright, I don't Latin.

Does "evangeli stameus" just mean we are evangelists?

Cuz that takes some of the subtlety right out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

34 The lion has a strong resemblance to Bert Lahr.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:40 AM (T6t7i)

35 Compassionate Christian

https://tinyurl.com/y6ss2pck

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2019 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

36 Ugly lion.
Posted by: Vics/i


Right? People back in olden times did NOT know what lions looked like.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:40 AM (tH5fk)

37 *weeps*
Oh my Lord, it said "celebrate"!

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 17, 2019 09:41 AM (/RckA)

38 33
Awright, I don't Latin.



Does "evangeli stameus" just mean we are evangelists?


It's Latin for "don't tase me, bro".

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:41 AM (T6t7i)

39 the lion looks like Al Green

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:41 AM (dm05u)

40 Oh that's weird. I usually "open in new tab" to see the embiggened one and today it came out small so I thought there was only the small image, but clicking straight through on the homepage I got the emlargened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:36 AM (fuK7c)
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I think he makes it that way just to mess with us.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 09:41 AM (aXucN)

41 The lion has a strong resemblance to Bert Lahr.
Posted by: pep


Pissed off Bert.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (tH5fk)

42 "Hey, Marky, what did you get for number XVII?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (Ct55T)

43 Am I the only one who thinks that lion looks like he belongs in The Wizard of Oz movie?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (I6mei)
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No, you're not. He looks like he just had his hair done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (aXucN)

44 39
the lion looks like Al Green

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019

*
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. . .

No doubt he will break into a rendition of "Let's Stay Together."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (ClOmq)

45 39 the lion looks like Al Green
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:41 AM (dm05u)

The other end looks like Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (/RckA)

46 > And Luke is bald, poor guy. What could be worse?
He was a physician, too. Obviously this was before the invention of rogaine/minoxidil, so he was unable to heal himself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (GDooN)

47 For people who like to eat, the Gospel of Luke is just the thing for you. Luke typically portrays Jesus going to a meal, coming from a meal, or eating a meal. You can figuratively eat your way through Luke's Gospel. That's why Jesus got accused of being a glutton and a drunkard.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

48 Not a cow. It's an ox-an animal of sacrifice-reference to Christ's sacrifice on the cross.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (+0VWg)

49 Got willowed while reporting the REALLY important news JJ missed:

Y'all missed the REAL news that Chris Pratt was spotted wearing a Gadsden Flag shirt, leftist on Twitter called him out on it, and Ben Shapiro and Jonah Goldberg defended him.

Goldberg actually called Yahoo news "click-baiting parasites" lol.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 17, 2019 09:44 AM (S48ez)

50 The painting depicts a very short period in history in which lions were used as furniture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 09:44 AM (v4v6L)

51 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. If they dig up Matt and John they can get the band back together.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 09:44 AM (axyOa)

52 Mark is going to need three books to write one chapter if he keeps using such big letters.

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First instance of large print books for the elderly.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (sX1BW)

53 St. Bros

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

54 Mark is going to need three books to write one chapter if he keeps using such big letters.




That's why his Gospel is the shortest. Ran out of ink.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

55 47 For people who like to eat, the Gospel of Luke is just the thing for you. Luke typically portrays Jesus going to a meal, coming from a meal, or eating a meal. You can figuratively eat your way through Luke's Gospel. That's why Jesus got accused of being a glutton and a drunkard.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (lwiT4) I

I thought he was accused of being a glutton and a drunkard because the Pharisees wanted to discredit him.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (p997d)

56 @45 The other end looks like Nancy Pelosi

Her famous Lyin Ass.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (8ZmvG)

57 Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

so Luke is the CBD of the evangelists?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (dm05u)

58 The four symbols of the Evangelists are an angel, lion, ox or bull, and eagle. These creatures show up a lot in the Old Testament and in a LOT of Mesopotamian and eastern Mediterranean imagery. They are thought to represent the ancient classification of the higher animals: domesticated, undomesticated, birds, and humans. Man is the superior of them all. Sea mammals don't count because they were thought to not breathe air, and were seen as inferior. The sphinx is an example of using the greatest strength of its composite animals to represent power. The Great Sphinx is Man as the greatest power in the world and its ruler. There may also be some references to the gods too.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

59 See how the lion's eyes are focused down and to his right? And his left paw is raised a bit.

He's about to smite something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)

60 I thought he was accused of being a glutton and a drunkard because the Pharisees wanted to discredit him.


Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (p997d)



They did. His meal-partaking gave them just an excuse.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

61 > Right? People back in olden times did NOT know what lions looked like.
Elephant drawn by a medieval artist, obviously from a verbal description:
https://tinyurl.com/elefunky

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 09:47 AM (GDooN)

62 The painting depicts a very short period in history in which lions were used as furniture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 09:44 AM (v4v6L)

Yes, the trick was that you had to keep them well fed or they get "antsy".

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2019 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

63 Pfft. A guy's gotta eat.

Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at July 17, 2019 09:47 AM (v4v6L)

64 so Luke is the CBD of the evangelists?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM (dm05u)



Pretty much. I imagine he could do an interesting food thread. With an appendectomy on the side.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:48 AM (lwiT4)

65 43 Am I the only one who thinks that lion looks like he belongs in The Wizard of Oz movie?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 17, 2019 09:38 AM (I6mei)
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No, you're not. He looks like he just had his hair done.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 09:42 AM (aXucN)

That is supposed to be a winged lion!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

66 They did. His meal-partaking gave them just an excuse.
Posted by: grammie winger


Two scoops.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:48 AM (tH5fk)

67 63 Pfft. A guy's gotta eat.
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at July 17, 2019 09:47 AM (v4v6L)

All that pogo-sticking works up an appetite!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

68 The first Tele-evangists meeting.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 09:49 AM (JUOKG)

69 How about a portrait next time of St. James Comey communing with his faithful, the Redwoods?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 09:49 AM (2KkD9)

70 Re: Biden's push-up competition,
As commander-in-chief, I'd like to see President Trump lay on the beefiest gal in the armed forces while she does the push-ups.
A big thank you to the military for their support, and a big thumb in the eye for the xers who cry sexism.

Posted by: Downcast at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (uhJyQ)

71 And Luke is bald, poor guy. What could be worse?
He was a physician, too. Obviously this was before the invention of rogaine/minoxidil, so he was unable to heal himself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (GDooN)

"Oh, Lord, I am afflicted by a bald patch!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (m79Dg)

72 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

73 Not a cow. It's an ox-an animal of sacrifice-reference to Christ's sacrifice on the cross.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 09:43 AM (+0VWg)


Okay - I get that.
If it had been a paschal lamb I would have gotten it earlier.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (hLRSq)

74 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

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Ringo?

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (sX1BW)

75 The association of the Gospel writers with specific animal motifs was an early medieval practice, and stems from Revelations 4: 6-8, which in turn was based in part on Ezekiel's visions. In Ezekiel, the writer had a vision of 4 living creatures which were the Throne Bearers of the Almighty. In the Revelation of John, the 4 Living Creatures make another appearance, and there they are described as being a Lion, an Ox, a Man, and an Eagle.

In the early Christian Church, even before Rome fell, it became common to identify the Lion as Mark; the Ox (or calf) as Luke; the Man as Matthew, and the Eagle as John.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (V2Yro)

76 At least there's no cherubs. Hate those nasty things.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (tH5fk)

77 72 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

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Yep. Best to keep clear of the non-canonicals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (v4v6L)

78 "Boss, I think we need to order some new lions."

Posted by: Centurion #CMXIV, in charge of the slave pits at the Arena at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (Ct55T)

79 Ringo?

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (sX1BW)



Shoot!! Why didn't I think of that 30 years ago?? Shoot.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (lwiT4)

80 so Luke is the CBD of the evangelists?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 09:45 AM


He forbade maple syrup on Samaritan Toast?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2019 09:51 AM (ptnVq)

81 FOX 10 anchor in Phoenix (Emmy award winner) was told by her boss to hide her conservative views.

She told them to EABOD.

https://tinyurl.com/y556v97q

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (MAstk)

82 Morning all

I'm surprised Maxine Waters' Hair wasn't around yesterday. Or maybe I missed her.

Pray for our President, pray for each other.

Tell someone you love them.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)

83 That kitteh was too easy to find.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (jY3BZ)

84 How about a portrait next time of St. James Comey communing with his faithful, the Redwoods?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 09:49 AM (2KkD9)

Does a wild Comey shit in the woods? And what if there is no one to hear it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (m79Dg)

85 Bo-ring

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (F3zQg)

86 Mr Ox: Why do I have to be Mr Ox? Why can't I be something cool like Mr. Shark?

Joe: Mr. Shark is on another job. You're Mr. Ox because I say you are.

Mr. Eagle: Calm down Mr. Ox. It's just a name.

Mr. Ox: Easy for you to say, you're Mr. Eagle.

Posted by: Quentin Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

87 72 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

They used to be the Big Five until that unfortunate incident with Arthur Andersen.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (p997d)

88 > Joe: Mr. Shark is on another job. You're Mr. Ox because I say you are.


Now shut up or you're gonna be Mr. Shitmaggot.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (GDooN)

89 Penthouse Forum...the early years.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (xqfqx)

90 72 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)



You named him Yossi? Or Moishe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (zBaqJ)

91 Elephant drawn by a medieval artist, obviously from a verbal description:
https://tinyurl.com/elefunky
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Looks like a missing link between possum and elephant.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (tH5fk)

92 Hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

93 Mr Ox: Why do I have to be Mr Ox? Why can't I be something cool like Mr. Shark?



Joe: Mr. Shark is on another job. You're Mr. Ox because I say you are.



Mr. Eagle: Calm down Mr. Ox. It's just a name.



Mr. Ox: Easy for you to say, you're Mr. Eagle.

Posted by: Quentin Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

Me: I don't wanna be the hat. I wanna be the battleship or the race car.


Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

94 76
At least there's no cherubs. Hate those nasty things.

Posted by: eleven



Where do you stand on seraphim?

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)

95 Tell someone you love them.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)

That usually weirds out the women I don't know that I meet on the street.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (m79Dg)

96 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM


Brian, Carl, Mike, or Al?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (ptnVq)

97 You named him Yossi? Or Moishe?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (zBaqJ)



Zephaniah

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

98 The Gospel of Manny, Moe and Jack got the thumbs down at the Council of Nicaea but it isn't a reflection of the content. There was so much politics going on back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (v4v6L)

99 I ask still waiting for Pope GeorgeAndRingo

Posted by: Downcast (LCMS, not ELCA) at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (uhJyQ)

100 Stressful morning...Now, to the ramparts!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (VyAV0)

101 94 76
At least there's no cherubs. Hate those nasty things.

Posted by: eleven


Where do you stand on seraphim?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)


On their junk. With pointy shoes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (zBaqJ)

102 >>I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

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>>Ringo?

Omar?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (K/2j/)

103 Brian, Carl, Mike, or Al?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (ptnVq)


One of these is not like the other.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (lwiT4)

104 Where do you stand on seraphim?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)

On their back, usually.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (m79Dg)

105 Another couple three votes at the council, and the new testament could have had a food thread.

An opportunity lost.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (Ct55T)

106 Joe: Mr. Shark is on another job. You're Mr. Ox because I say you are.


Now shut up or you're gonna be Mr. Shitmaggot.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


I like you. You can come over and fuck my sister.

Posted by: R. Lee Ermy at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (Pr4ah)

107 95 Tell someone you love them.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)

That usually weirds out the women I don't know that I meet on the street.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:54 AM (m79Dg)

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Get them into your basement first. Works much better there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (VyAV0)

108 94 76
At least there's no cherubs. Hate those nasty things.

Posted by: eleven


Where do you stand on seraphim?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)

You don't stand on seraphim. They don't like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

109 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! We've got only 18 months!

Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

110 Where do you stand on seraphim?
Posted by: pep


Now your confusing me.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (tH5fk)

111 I looked up the Latin. Too many missing bits for me to take a swing at it.It's easy. When Mark was in jail, Jesus came to see him. And said -- surely as hell, not in Latin -- "Peace to you, Mark, my evangelist." I don't know if He said it in Big Letters.



I would not have guessed that "evangelist" was feminine in Latin. Huh.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (8ZmvG)

112 Where do you stand on seraphim?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)

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I want it controlled, and kept away from the schools.

Posted by: Don Tataglia at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (v4v6L)

113 109 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! We've got only 18 months!

Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

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Then he'll just give up and enjoy the show, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (VyAV0)

114 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM

Brian, Carl, Mike, or Al?

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Poor David. The old man forced him out.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (sX1BW)

115 The Gospel of Manny, Moe and Jack got the thumbs down at the Council of Nicaea but it isn't a reflection of the content. There was so much politics going on back then.
Posted by: Cicero



But they fixed the shit out of some chariots.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (Pr4ah)

116 You named him Yossi? Or Moishe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 09:53 AM (zBaqJ)

Why didn't you just name him Shithead?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (m79Dg)

117 Pope John Paul Stevens died! OMG!

Posted by: Liz Mare at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (O8WFE)

118 Trump's approval in Rasmussen poll:

Monday-46

Tuesday-48

Today-50


It uses a 3 day rolling average.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (MAstk)

119 109 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! We've got only 18 months!

Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

Does this mean the world is ending in 18 months? 'Cause if it is I'm liquidating everything and partying like it's 1999.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

120 Mark must be blind. He's got the Big Print edition.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)

121 One of these is not like the other.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:55 AM


I knew you'd get it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (ptnVq)

122 I want it controlled, and kept away from the schools.
Posted by: Don Tataglia

We'll just slap a tax on it and legalize it anyway.

...Dems, any dollar is a good dollar...

Posted by: Bruce at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (vd8XM)

123 > Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...

Prince Charles has an IQ of about 18.

Really glad that recent generations of European royals appear to have taken the "genetic diversity" thing to heart.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (GDooN)

124 I would have like to have named him Esther, but this was pre-woke.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

125 The Council of Nicaea should have kept Paul's letter to the Calgonites, though.

We lost all those Chinese secrets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (O8WFE)

126 >> Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...

That's just bad parenting. If you count down from ten to zero and the kids still haven't moved, you have to actually go ahead and tip their climate over. You can't just start counting backwards from three again.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (sGnvY)

127 @atrupar

Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992

https://tinyurl.com/y6bftzzo

(Not a minor in sight. Wonder how many clips of Clinton they went through to get to this one?)

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (cF8AT)

128 Getting their stories straight?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (37bED)

129 When Mark was in jail, Jesus came to see him. And said -- surely as hell, not in Latin -- "Peace to you, Mark, my evangelist."

What "bible" is that story in? Because it's not in mine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (V2Yro)

130 ...Dems, any dollar is a good dollar...

Posted by: Bruce at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (vd8XM)


After all, we are communists.

Posted by: Dem Barzini at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (jY3BZ)

131 124 I would have like to have named him Esther, but this was pre-woke.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

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I wrote a book report about Johnny Tremain in elementary school, and I called the author, Esther Forbes "he" through the whole thing.

"Esther's a girl's name, TJM," my mother said to me before I handed in the report.

Saved me some embarrassment there. I guess mothers are good for something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (VyAV0)

132 The Council of Nicaea should have kept Paul's letter to the Calgonites, though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


They were soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (Pr4ah)

133 JJ,
Great reading this morning. Thanxs!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (axyOa)

134 Really glad that recent generations of European royals appear to have taken the "genetic diversity" thing to heart.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


It's a miracle they haven't grown tails by now.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (tH5fk)

135 Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...

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That's cutting it a little close for the paperback sales and movie rights, isn't it?

Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (sX1BW)

136
What "bible" is that story in? Because it's not in mine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (V2Yro)

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Paul's Letter from the Birmingham Jail

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (v4v6L)

137 124 I would have like to have named him Esther, but this was pre-woke.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

I didn't know you were a sadist.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (p997d)

138 They were soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (Pr4ah)

That was the Mount of Palmolives.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 10:00 AM (O8WFE)

139 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992



I can show you a picture of Rosalyn Carter with John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (oVJmc)

140 A lot of Bible scholars think Mark wrote his Gospel account as dictated by Peter. Which would account for its brevity. Peter had ADHD.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

141 And in other news, facebook bans itself for banning itself.
Lather, rinse, repeat is failing. Now it's just eternal lather.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (RuIsu)

142
I would not have guessed that "evangelist" was feminine in Latin.

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Former model Linda Evangelista provides the clue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)

143 Is MPPPP here?

There are rumors that Criterion is going to release Haxan, one of his favorite movies, on Blu-Ray this October. We'll find out this afternoon, apparently, but there are positive signs for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (VyAV0)

144 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992 ."

that's all they've found after all this time? I saw that online over a week ago. It was already obvious it was a big nothing then, and they've been frantically spending the last week searching for something better. So that's all they came up with. Whoop tee doo.

(just for the record, Feds have already said the current investigation/charges cover the 2002 - 2005 time frame, so 1992 is Right out.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (V2Yro)

145 I would have like to have named him Esther, but this was pre-woke.
Posted by: grammie winger



Should have named him Sue.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (Pr4ah)

146 114 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM

Homer, Apu, Barney and Principal Skinner?

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

147

Pray for our President, pray for each other.

Tell someone you love them.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)


Wise words, Nurse. Will do.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (TdMsT)

148 I didn't know you were a sadist.


It made me tough. Dad knew he wouldn't be there to do it himself.

Posted by: A Boy Named Esther at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)

149 The Corinthians' First Letter to Paul.

Dear Paul:

Stop sending so may letters. They're, like, really long letters and since you only send one copy, it takes a while for all the Corinthians to have a chance to read it.

Sincerely,

The Corinthians

Posted by: The Corinthians' Letter to Paul at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (O8WFE)

150 Definitely not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (CPk08)

151 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992 .

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Probably a victory celebration over the communists.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (sX1BW)

152 Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak caught trying to hide his face while entering Epstein's NY mansion in 2016.

https://tinyurl.com/y4v4ld97

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (K/2j/)

153 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

154 149 The Corinthians' First Letter to Paul.

Dear Paul:

Stop sending so may letters. They're, like, really long letters and since you only send one copy, it takes a while for all the Corinthians to have a chance to read it.

Sincerely,

The Corinthians
Posted by: The Corinthians' Letter to Paul at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (O8WFE)

That's Corinthians, not Kardashians.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

155 The lion looks terrible. Other than that, the painting is quite good.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

156
Dear Paul:

Stop sending so may letters. They're, like, really long letters and since you only send one copy, it takes a while for all the Corinthians to have a chance to read it.

Sincerely,

The Corinthians

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All that reading really cut into leather production.

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (v4v6L)

157 129 When Mark was in jail, Jesus came to see him. And said -- surely as hell, not in Latin -- "Peace to you, Mark, my evangelist."

What "bible" is that story in? Because it's not in mine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 09:59 AM (V2Yro)


Lots of things that happened weren't incorporated in the Bible, or so the Bible tells us. A table of contents had to be decided on at some point.

"Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written."

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (p997d)

158 Those must be books for senior citizens.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (zFzxj)

159 >>>Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992 .


Billy Jeff was still raping older women then, and hadn't got to the interns yet. That's how long ago that was.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (/RckA)

160 140 A lot of Bible scholars think Mark wrote his Gospel account as dictated by Peter. Which would account for its brevity. Peter had ADHD.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

I've read that - also, the Mark must have been the first written, since Matthew and Luke appear to have taken the basic framework of events as laid out by Mark and adapted it for specific audiences. Matthew, for devout Jewish Christians; Luke, for greek-speaking Gentiles.

John was always just Out There.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (V2Yro)

161 It also shows exactly why men should NEVER wear filp flops in public. Their FEET are NASTY looking.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

162 14 Al Squada
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

Excellent.

Posted by: m at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (1cK+7)

163 The Corinthians' First Letter to Paul.

Dear Paul:

Stop sending so may letters.



"We have too many chariots to reupholster. We don't have time to read mail."

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (Pr4ah)

164
It made me tough. Dad knew he wouldn't be there to do it himself.

Posted by: A Boy Named Esther at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)


All it did for me was give me a high vapor pressure.


Plus I put all my dates to sleep.
Which got me in trouble sometimes.

Posted by: A boy named Ether at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (CPk08)

165 146
114 I named my son after one of these guys. Can't go wrong with the Big Four.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:50 AM



Homer, Apu, Barney and Principal Skinner?

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019

*
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. . .
Obviously she means Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (ClOmq)

166 Definitely not art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In


Not the 24 chromosome lion anyway.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (tH5fk)

167 The sidebar piece about the Washington Monument being lit up with a rocket to commemorate the moon landing is great.

So many will be triggered because "MISSILE! TRUMP! MILITARY!" The moon landing message will go right over their heads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (ptqGC)

168 Okay I see the low hanging fruit was picked in the first ten comments. But I knew that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (zFzxj)

169 All that reading really cut into leather production.
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at July 17, 2019 10:03 AM (v4v6L)

LOL! (wipes monitor)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (O8WFE)

170 161 It also shows exactly why men should NEVER wear filp flops in public. Their FEET are NASTY looking.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun.

She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)

171

Pray for our President, pray for each other.

Tell someone you love them.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)


The costume-makers for The Wizard of Oz fashioned the lion after this painting.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)

172 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:

https://tinyurl.com/y5mtwf6c

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

173 squaw > squad

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (/RckA)

174 The Corinthians' First Letter to Paul.

Dear Paul:

Stop sending so may letters.



"We have too many chariots to reupholster. We don't have time to read mail."

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There must have been a lot of weddings in Corinth at that time.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

175 John was always just Out There.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (V2Yro)



Yeah, John takes a different trajectory.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

176 172 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:

https://tinyurl.com/y5mtwf6c
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

==========

Doesn't matter. Not really black. AOC wins re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)

177 160 140 A lot of Bible scholars think Mark wrote his Gospel account as dictated by Peter. Which would account for its brevity. Peter had ADHD.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

I've read that - also, the Mark must have been the first written, since Matthew and Luke appear to have taken the basic framework of events as laid out by Mark and adapted it for specific audiences. Matthew, for devout Jewish Christians; Luke, for greek-speaking Gentiles.

John was always just Out There.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:04 AM (V2Yro)

I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

178 I would have like to have named him Esther, but this was pre-woke.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

That makes sense. Sue was already taken.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (m79Dg)

179 @129 Plenty of Catholics here. They will explain it all to you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (8ZmvG)

180 I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun.



She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019

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. . .
And yet a nicely shaped foot can turn up on a less-than-attractive woman. The great puzzle of the ages.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (ClOmq)

181


The MFM is wall to wall defending Al Squada. Trump REFUSES to walk back his attacks on these poor sweet wonderful wymyn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (kw5n8)

182 Luke...a saint for atheists like me.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (wB3g3)

183 Not the 24 chromosome lion anyway.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (tH5fk)

That would be a seriously aneuploid lion.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (CPk08)

184 She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)
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Was she a ballerina? They put their feet through hell and the feet get back at them by looking awful.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (aXucN)

185
So many will be triggered because "MISSILE! TRUMP! MILITARY!" The moon landing message will go right over their heads.



Still waiting for the colonialism/white supremacy angle to get pushed about the Moon landing.


Must be the Left is distracted with Epstein mean words bringing down Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (oVJmc)

186
I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

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He could have just fallen asleep at his desk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (v4v6L)

187 150 Arty comments? I really did sleep late today.

And I liked it!

I should research a little, but I'm pretty sure Luke and Mark never met. Luke was a tag-along-later reporter. I don't think Luke ever met any of the apostles, although "some scholars suspect" he may have interviewed Mama Mary.

But... who cares!?! Just look at the detail on those feet!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (ECLlc)

188 I've read that - also, the Mark must have been the first written, since Matthew and Luke appear to have taken the basic framework of events as laid out by Mark and adapted it for specific audiences.


The big three (are they called synoptic) are believed by some to be derived from a common antecedent gospel which scholars refer to as Q. "Q" stands for Quelle, the German for source or spring.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

189 If any of you horde members are congressional staffers, or are connected to representatives or senators this is for you:

The house and senate bills attempting to fix balanced billing need to be stopped. There are versions that will damage American healthcare more than Obamacare. They will establish Medicare reimbursement rate as a ceiling for billing, rather than a floor. While it sounds good on the surface, the difference will be made up by slashing physician compensation by up to 50%. It will no longer be financially viable to dedicate 10 years to an education and rack up $300,000 in debt for a job that will never pay enough to pay back the loans. Physicians will be replaced by nurse practitioners who have 1/5 of the education. People will die. We need a solution that addresses the regulatory burden which has caused an explosion in administrative staff. This is where the cost of Medicine is. There are charts on the internet that show the exponential rise in administrators vs the stagnation in physicians. This is the problem. This is where the costs are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (dNzKv)

190 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:

Posted by: Tami

==========

Doesn't matter. Not really black. AOC wins re-election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That ought to kick Jamaican Kamaltoe right in the feels.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (Pr4ah)

191 Not the 24 chromosome lion anyway.



24andRoar?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (oVJmc)

192 172 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:
..

A complete waste of time and money.

It's a Dem primary or she's reelected.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (MAstk)

193 >>Billy Jeff was still raping older women then, and hadn't got to the interns yet. That's how long ago that was.

1992 was actually the same year that Gennifer Flowers came forward and admitted she had been in a 12 year relationship with Bubba Clinton.

That's back when Democrats said personal behavior doesn't matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (K/2j/)

194 But... who cares!?! Just look at the detail on those feet!


Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 17, 2019

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. . .
I'd much rather the artist had done Mary Magdelene's feet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (ClOmq)

195 I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

Nah, we just edited out his ending comments. A lot of thanking his editor, wife, agent, the little people.--Early Roman Catholic Publishers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg)

196 My church is in John....we are up to 12:20. We have been in John all year.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)

197 I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)



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He could have just fallen asleep at his desk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (v4v6L)


Or maybe the cleaning woman came in.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (jY3BZ)

198 One of the Evangelists has REALLY bad eyes.

(And hello Horde. Only Wednesday and I'm already tired of this week. Hope it's better for you.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

199 Hi Insom!

If you're cashing in, does that mean you're coming to the PNW? We can find a cabin on a mountaintop and watch the fireworks from there. Of course, we will be well armed. It will be fun!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (JHpzt)

200 This is the problem. This is where the costs are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (dNzKv)

--

I truly have a hard time caring about this sort of thing when I remember we haven't had a budget since 1997.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (mJzdQ)

201 184 She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)
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Was she a ballerina? They put their feet through hell and the feet get back at them by looking awful.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (aXucN)

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No. Just metatarsals that extended outward on the outside of the feet awkwardly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (VyAV0)

202 My church is in John....we are up to 12:20. We have been in John all year.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)



I think I heard somewhere that John MacCarthur's church was in the Gospel of John for something like 6 years.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (lwiT4)

203 "Esther's a girl's name, TJM," my mother said to me before I handed in the report.

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good thing you were doing a book report on Brideshead Revisited, TJM

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (dm05u)

204 196 My church is in John....we are up to 12:20. We have been in John all year.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)

There is a lot there. People can spend a lifetime in that book.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (/RckA)

205 I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun.



She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019

And yet a nicely shaped foot can turn up on a less-than-attractive woman. The great puzzle of the ages.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:06
AM (ClOmq)

Yeah, I know a girl's feet are the first thing I check out on her!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (m79Dg)

206 198
One of the Evangelists has REALLY bad eyes.


(And hello Horde. Only Wednesday and I'm already tired of this week. Hope it's better for you.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019

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. . .
I certainly am tired of this week. Waiting on Flo's Bros to inspect my flooded car and, I hope, total it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (ClOmq)

207 It was VERY interesting to see Twitchy and Hotair both delete comments of mine objecting to the imputation of racial significance to the word "cuck."

Posted by: mediapostate at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (0/r+h)

208 172
Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:


Oh. Oh yassssss.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (T6t7i)

209 There is, so far as I know, only one person in Congress who clearly would delight in killing children that don't look the same as her. That would be Omar.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (JgA4k)

210 190 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:

Posted by: Tami

==========

Doesn't matter. Not really black. AOC wins re-election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That ought to kick Jamaican Kamaltoe right in the feels.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (Pr4ah)

===========

We all know that "real blacks" are progressive.

Having heritage connected to Jim Crow is incidental, really. See Clarence Thomas vs. Barack Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)

211 grammie winger,

ok, I don't feel so bad now.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (9iLHi)

212 Plus I put all my dates to sleep.
Which got me in trouble sometimes.
Posted by: A boy named Ether



Excuse me. Does this rag smell...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Pr4ah)

213 My church is in John....we are up to 12:20. We have been in John all year.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)

There is a lot there. People can spend a lifetime in that book.

----------

We Catholics do that Gospel in 6 weeks.

In fairness, most of it on one Sunday alone.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (sX1BW)

214 Scherie Murray, Republican Jamaican immigrant running against AOC....video:


Well, she knows how to showcase AOC effectively-- angry, crazy, and camera-seeking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (oVJmc)

215
No. Just metatarsals that extended outward on the outside of the feet awkwardly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (VyAV0)

Fond of pointy toes shoes, probably.
Give me a girl who likes sandals, any day.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (CPk08)

216 This work reminds me of a really neat diptych by Durer called The Four Apostles. It's very heavy in Reformation/Lutheran theology, but its a cool study of symbolism, composition and body language.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

217 203 "Esther's a girl's name, TJM," my mother said to me before I handed in the report.

==

good thing you were doing a book report on Brideshead Revisited, TJM
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (dm05u)

=========

I think gradeschool me would have been very confused by that book.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (VyAV0)

218 199 Hi Insom!

If you're cashing in, does that mean you're coming to the PNW? We can find a cabin on a mountaintop and watch the fireworks from there. Of course, we will be well armed. It will be fun!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 10:10 AM (JHpzt)

Works for me! Party time! Woohoo!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

219
Was she a ballerina? They put their feet through hell and the feet get back at them by looking awful.


Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (aXucN)


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No. Just metatarsals that extended outward on the outside of the feet awkwardly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
The kind of thing where the foot looks as if it has an extra bone on the outer edge? I'd find that unattractive. My ex-wife's older cousin was a hot girl in every department except for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (ClOmq)

220 Or maybe the cleaning woman came in.


Posted by: George Costanza at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (jY3BZ)


Rigby Reardon: Cleaning woman!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n8)

221 I was done.

What?

Posted by: Mark at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (tH5fk)

222 Former model Linda Evangelista provides the clue.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Many say that Spanish is a Latin dialect.I hold that it is more Carthaginian.

And they were rough on former models.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (8ZmvG)

223 Yeah, I know a girl's feet are the first thing I check out on her!

"Hey buster, my boobehs are up here!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (HaL55)

224
Excuse me. Does this rag smell...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Pr4ah)


Mine always do.

Posted by: A girl named Aldehyde at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (CPk08)

225 I truly have a hard time caring about this sort of thing when I remember we haven't had a budget since 1997.
..

Even if we had a budget it could still explode the deficit/debt.

We are running a trillion dollar deficit with over 3% growth.

Pure INSANITY.

Spending will NEVER be meaningfully reduced. And the debt will only grow.

No one will fix it.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (MAstk)

226 219 The kind of thing where the foot looks as if it has an extra bone on the outer edge? I'd find that unattractive. My ex-wife's older cousin was a hot girl in every department except for that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (ClOmq)

==========

That's exactly it.

Still, if I had been single, I would have tried with her despite the feet.

Instead we just became friends over Doctor Who.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (VyAV0)

227
"I finished mine, what's taking you so long?"

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (1hM1d)

228 She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM


If you can't be with the feet you love, man
Love the feet you're with
Love the feet you're with.

Posted by: Quentin T. at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (ptnVq)

229

Welp--my new hot water tank is almost installed. I had to pay an extra $1000 for installation, because earlier geniuses placed it between the furnace and a small boiler.

It's been quite a month.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (TdMsT)

230 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:08 AM (dNzKv)

From my perspective, the increased expense of healthcare come from specialists , testing and hospitalization. The more advanced medicine becomes the more expensive it is. 40 years ago a knee replacement was rare and experimental. Now is as common as removing tonsils. You can't put the toothpaste back into the tube. Admittedly I don't know what the solution is .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (zFzxj)

231 Spending will NEVER be meaningfully reduced. And the debt will only grow.

No one will fix it.

------------

One day it will be "fixed."

When and how? I don't know.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)

232 Gnarly feet on a hot girl are the great equalizer. Last major GF was so pretty that everyone fawned over her.

I'd get intimidated because I don't light up a room with my looks, so I'd say "wow those are nasty toes, how did they get like that?" to keep her in her place.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)

233 Our guy Stom is another one of the medievalists who has never seen a lion and paints it based on someone else's idea of a lion.

And Luke is bald, poor guy. What could be worse?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July

...

You'd think he could just paint a cat though.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (hr5kG)

234 226
219 The kind of thing where the foot looks as if it has an extra bone on
the outer edge? I'd find that unattractive. My ex-wife's older cousin
was a hot girl in every department except for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (ClOmq)


==========



That's exactly it.


Still, if I had been single, I would have tried with her despite the feet.


Instead we just became friends over Doctor Who.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
It wouldn't have stopped me with the cousin, had I been single. And her type.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (ClOmq)

235 216
This work reminds me of a really neat diptych by Durer called The Four
Apostles. It's very heavy in Reformation/Lutheran theology, but its a
cool study of symbolism, composition and body language.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

Durer could do a mean tree when he wanted.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (CPk08)

236 Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Pr4ah)

Mine always do.
Posted by: A girl named Aldehyde at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (CPk0

Such a nice form.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

237 I used to play in a band with a guy who would make up Death Metal songs out of Old Testament lyrics. We weren't a metal band, just something he did for kicks.

I always remember him growling his way through Ezekial 32:

I will spread your flesh on the mountains
and fill the valleys with your remains.

I will drench the land with your flowing blood
all the way to the mountains,
and the ravines will be filled with your flesh.

When I snuff you out, I will cover the heavens
and darken their stars;

I will cover the sun with a cloud,
and the moon will not give its light.

All of them slain, fallen by the sword!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)

238 196 My church is in John....we are up to 12:20. We have been in John all year.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:09 AM (9iLHi)

Mine just hit Romans 12.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

239 I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun.

She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)


Poor girl.

I think women's feet are beautiful, in most cases. They take care of them. They manicure them. I don't have issue with them showing them off in public.

Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

240 Kris: I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.

Whattaya callit text analysis - IIRC, it's been a long time - suggests that the last fifth or third (some such) of Mark seems to be by a different writer. Somebody helpfully "filling in" a lost portion.

I don't think it's ever been clear to scholars whether Luke and Matt borrowed from Mark, or whether the three canonical Gospels commonly derived from a lost list of Jesus tales (the Q gospel) - or perhaps, say, Luke had Q and a partial copy of Mark.

Tom Servo: John was always just Out There.]

Especially in Revelations!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (ECLlc)

241 A complete waste of time and money.



It's a Dem primary or she's reelected.

Posted by: HA


1) AOC won when nobody expected her to.
2) Her approval is at 22%
Sure, Murray's a long shot, but I suspect her chances are better than you think.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (T6t7i)

242 Interesting.


Each of the late night talk shows nightly audience is less than 1% of the US population (a lot less). It doesn't sound like these 'thought leaders' are really all that influential.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (oVJmc)

243 239
Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

===========

I wear pants and shoes.

I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (VyAV0)

244 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)



Catchy. It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

245 236
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Pr4ah)



Mine always do.

Posted by: A girl named Aldehyde at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (CPk0



Such a nice form.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Lonely? I can help.

Posted by: A gild named Putrescine at July 17, 2019 10:17 AM (CPk08)

246 One day it will be "fixed."

When and how? I don't know.
Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)


Math always wins.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:17 AM (MAstk)

247 186
I read somewhere that some scholars also think Mark died before he could finish his Gospel, which is why it just ends.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)
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He could have just fallen asleep at his desk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2019 10:07 AM (v4v6L)

A possibility is that the original was in Jerusalem when it was burned to the ground by the Romans in 70 AD, and all that survived were a couple of partial copies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:17 AM (V2Yro)

248 We Catholics do that Gospel in 6 weeks.

In fairness, most of it on one Sunday alone.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:11 AM (sX1BW)

The prots I have noticed tend to focus in on one passage at a time. Seems to miss the synthesis aspect imo.

Faith without works is dead + If I give everything I own to the poor but have not love, yields a very different message than looking at each piece individually.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (p997d)

249 I used to play in a band with a guy who would make up Death Metal songs out of Old Testament lyrics. We weren't a metal band, just something he did for kicks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)


I had a friend that started a band several years ago. I had suggested that he metal some of the popular songs in the past. My favorite was my idea of Susudio in metal/chug chug.

SOOO SOOO SOOODIooooooooo!!!!!

He laughed at me.

Disturbed has made quite a career out of it......

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

250 Sure, Murray's a long shot, but I suspect her chances are better than you think.
..


Nah.

She'll get 15-20% in a GE.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (MAstk)

251 241 1) AOC won when nobody expected her to.
2) Her approval is at 22%
Sure, Murray's a long shot, but I suspect her chances are better than you think.
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (T6t7i)

==========

"I'll go to Hell if I vote Republican."
-Older religious Democrat

"We've gotta fight Trump. I guess AOC is better than some Republican."
-Old School Democrat in NY

"This challenger is a traitor to her race. AOC all the way, baby."
-Young Democrat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)

252 From my perspective, the increased expense of healthcare come from
specialists , testing and hospitalization. The more advanced medicine
becomes the more expensive it is. 40 years ago a knee replacement was
rare and experimental. Now is as common as removing tonsils. You
can't put the toothpaste back into the tube. Admittedly I don't know
what the solution is .


IMHO, the solution involves less government intervention and more free-market solutions. In my experience, every time the government has imposed new requirements on the healthcare industry, treatment has become more expensive and coverage more selective.

Gubmint oversight isn't the same thing as micromanagement. I like having a department like the FDA overseeing new tech and making sure that new treatments really are effective. But that's about all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:19 AM (HaL55)

253 Works for me! Party time! Woohoo!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

Goin' down
Party time
My friends are going to be there too
We're on the Highway to Hell!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)

254 One of my favorite RomComs , She Out of My League had the scene with the beautiful girl with alleged bad feet , in her opinion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:19 AM (zFzxj)

255 Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.
Posted by: Sponge


I wear footwear like the Walking Dead Apocalypse is going to happen in the next five minutes and I'm going to have to walk/hike/run/stomp my way home.

Because when tshtf for real, I'm not stopping to help you with a flip flop blow out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:19 AM (Pr4ah)

256 >>I'd get intimidated because I don't light up a room with my looks, so I'd say "wow those are nasty toes, how did they get like that?" to keep her in her place.

That would explain the ex part of ex-girlfriend.

Some of you guys have weird hangups. Unless he has feet like a hobbit I don't give a crap what her feet look like.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (K/2j/)

257 Trump
Mumbai terror mastermind has been arrested.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (MAstk)

258 I wear pants and shoes.

I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (VyAV0)


I, sir, am a fan of yours.

Where I will wear shorts on occasion and sandals that cover MOST of my feet, I respect those that have similar thoughts on this subject and appreciate you immensely.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

259 "I'll go to Hell if I vote Republican."

-Older religious Democrat



"We've gotta fight Trump. I guess AOC is better than some Republican."

-Old School Democrat in NY



"This challenger is a traitor to her race. AOC all the way, baby."

-Young Democrat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)


Argle Bargle Yearg Bargle Garble YAAAAARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Progressive Democrat at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk08)

260 254
One of my favorite RomComs , She Out of My League had the scene with the beautiful girl with alleged bad feet , in her opinion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Which actress was that?

Asking for me, not a friend.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (ClOmq)

261 254 One of my favorite RomComs , She Out of My League had the scene with the beautiful girl with alleged bad feet , in her opinion.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:19 AM (zFzxj)

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I was just thinking of that.

Her problem was some webbing between her toes.

Of course, it's Alice Eve, who's wildly attractive, so I'd forgive her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (VyAV0)

262 259 Argle Bargle Yearg Bargle Garble YAAAAARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: Progressive Democrat at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk0

===========

Hey, everyone! It's Howard Dean!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:21 AM (VyAV0)

263 Spending will NEVER be meaningfully reduced. And the debt will only grow.

No one will fix it.
Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (MAstk)

Oh, I'll fix it!--Murphy's Law

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:21 AM (m79Dg)

264 To evaluate AOC chances just poll her district about her scaring AMAZON out of the neighborhood. There are a ton of people who saw $ in their eyes and she took that away from them. People don't forget being potentially rich and having that stolen from them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (2LelM)

265 STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.

And you'll be stuck fiddling with your shoes when Kate Upton and Cake Girl walk up and want to jump you right then and there.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

266 I'll support AOC's opponent as a harassment tactic, if nothing else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (oVJmc)

267 >>Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.

My feet look nothing like yours, apparently, and you can have my flip flops when you pry them from my cold dead feet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (K/2j/)

268
I was just thinking of that.



Her problem was some webbing between her toes.



Of course, it's Alice Eve, who's wildly attractive, so I'd forgive her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Nice arch, both inner and outer. I don't see anything wrong with her in the pics I've unearthed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)

269 I wear pants and shoes.

I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:16 AM (VyAV0)

I, sir, am a fan of yours.

Where I will wear shorts on occasion and sandals that cover MOST of my feet, I respect those that have similar thoughts on this subject and appreciate you immensely.
Posted by: Sponge


When I wear shorts, I still wear tennis shoes or lo-rise hikers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (Pr4ah)

270 Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.

Posted by: Sponge

Black knee sox w/sandals ok?

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)

271 Crowder has a story with a link to some woman's twatter feed. She was at the "protest" at the Colorado ICE facility and filmed her experience.

It will boil your blood.........

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

272 263 Spending will NEVER be meaningfully reduced. And the debt will only grow.

No one will fix it.
Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (MAstk)

Oh, I'll fix it!--Murphy's Law
---------------------------
We could do the Hitler thing and invade all our bankers homelands. It works.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (2LelM)

273 Mark looks a little like Peter Capaldi.

Now we know that Doctor Who was one of the gospelists.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (fuK7c)

274 I'd live in flip-flops all year round if I could. Alas, I live in Wisconsin, so I am limited to a three week time period.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

275 270Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes.

Posted by: Sponge

Black knee sox w/sandals ok?
-------------------
This is why God gave us Crocs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)

276 > And you'll be stuck fiddling with your shoes when Kate Upton and Cake Girl walk up and want to jump you right then and there.
Dude, I wouldn't even bother taking my pants all the way off in that situation, much less my shoes.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (GDooN)

277 We could do the Hitler thing and invade all our bankers homelands. It works.
..


Hmmm

Posted by: Warren and Sanders at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (MAstk)

278 When I wear shorts, I still wear tennis shoes or lo-rise hikers.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (Pr4ah)


Me too. If I'm wearing sandals, its usually to a back yard Q or pool type event. It's so incredibly rare I ware them out "on the town...."

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

279
Especially in Revelations!


Imagine if you will, being thrust forward in time 2000 years then coming back and trying to describe what you saw.

/R. Serling, lighting a cigarette.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (HaL55)

280 I pretty much live in flip flops except for a month or two in the "winter" here in Texas.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (9iLHi)

281 We could do the Hitler thing and invade all our bankers homelands. It works.

-----------

I think Dennis Miller said it best.

We owe money to China. Hey China we aren't going to pay you back. Problem solved.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (sX1BW)

282 This is why God gave us Crocs.
Posted by: Puddin Head



You DO know what the holes are for, don't you?

That's where your dignity drains out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Pr4ah)

283 The lion REALLY HATES being leaned on.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

284 Black knee sox w/sandals ok?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)


Feet = covered.

Good.

The fashion statement is yours, however.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

285 Guys I would recommend you give up your man card for an hour and get a pedicure. My girlfriend had me go with her and it is pretty damn relaxing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (zFzxj)

286 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992



https://tinyurl.com/y6bftzzo

**
Pfffffffffftttttt Manhattan socialites partying in the early 90's!!
The FAK!!
Oh the Humanity!!
Truly shocking.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (xqfqx)

287 "I'll go to Hell if I vote Republican."

-Older religious Democrat

"We've gotta fight Trump. I guess AOC is better than some Republican."

-Old School Democrat in NY

"This challenger is a traitor to her race. AOC all the way, baby."

-Young Democrat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)

You're overthinking this.

"What be in it fo' me, mofo!"

Typical voter in AOC's district.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (m79Dg)

288 Black knee sox w/sandals ok?
Posted by: BignJames
----
Sure dad!

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (9iLHi)

289 My feet look nothing like yours, apparently, and you can have my flip flops when you pry them from my cold dead feet.

How do they work? I like Tevas because your feet are all strapped in but they can still breathe.

Flip flops look like you have to change your whole style of walking to keep them from falling off, or clench your toes around that thing.

Or is the point that when you're wearing them you don't go anywhere?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (fuK7c)

290

You DO know what the holes are for, don't you?

That's where your dignity drains out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Pr4ah)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (TdMsT)

291 Black knee sox w/sandals ok?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)

No. Unless you're a 70-year-old man living in West Palm Beach. Even then it's not really "OK," merely tolerated.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

292 Wait, Bander is Max Landis?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (11nlL)

293 Guys I would recommend you give up your man card for
an hour and get a pedicure. My girlfriend had me go with her and it is
pretty damn relaxing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (zFzxj)



This is what I've been saying for years. Men: GO

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)

294 >>I pretty much live in flip flops except for a month or two in the "winter" here in Texas.

I live at the beach. The weird guys around here are the ones who don't wear shorts and flip flops.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (K/2j/)

295 Men. Your feet are nasty. Hairy knuckles. Veins everywhere. Bones sticking out. STOP with the flip flops. Show some dignity, for chryssakes."

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)

296 I live in tennis shoes year round.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (zFzxj)

297
282 This is why God gave us Crocs.
Posted by: Puddin Head



You DO know what the holes are for, don't you?

That's where your dignity drains out.
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Take another hard look at Luke's gnarly feet and tell me about dignity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (2LelM)

298 294 >>I pretty much live in flip flops except for a month or two in the "winter" here in Texas.

I live at the beach. The weird guys around here are the ones who don't wear shorts and flip flops.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (K/2j/)

========

I live in Charleston. I'm definitely weird around here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (VyAV0)

299 And you'll be stuck fiddling with your shoes when Kate Upton and Cake Girl walk up and want to jump you right then and there.


Dude, I wouldn't even bother taking my pants all the way off in that situation, much less my shoes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



I'm 57. That's never happened to me with even the ugliest woman on the planet. Not holding my breath.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:26 AM (Pr4ah)

300 My feet look nothing like yours, apparently, and you can have my flip flops when you pry them from my cold dead feet.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (K/2j/)

If I had to pry off your flip flops, they're staying right where they are. Nasty!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (m79Dg)

301 Unless he has feet like a hobbit I don't give a crap what her feet look like.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:20 AM


Begun, the Hardwood/Carpet Wars have.

Posted by: Yoda at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (ptnVq)

302 Black knee sox w/sandals ok?

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)



The Uncle Palp look.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (kw5n8)

303 CNN dipshit wants to know what several corporations think about Trump's racist tweets at the Squibs.

https://twitter.com/nmeyersohn/status/
1151144328972197891

Good first reply from Stephen Miller involving cute doggehs.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Dh1wo)

304 My feet look nothing like yours, apparently, and you can have my flip flops when you pry them from my cold dead feet.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:22 AM (K/2j/)


Mine aren't bad, however, my feelings do not change. If you think yours look good, so be it. Take a look at those around you next time your trotting around in your useless, lazy, good for nothing flip flops. Men's feet are nasty.

They're the LAST thing I want to see when I'm dining with my family or enjoying some time out on the town.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

305 About those feet...

Do not even think of exposing those toes if the nails are riddled with fungus. Get out the Vicks and clear them up. Then you can put the flip-flops back on.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 10:27 AM (wB3g3)

306 271 Crowder has a story with a link to some woman's twatter feed. She was at the "protest" at the Colorado ICE facility and filmed her experience.

It will boil your blood.........

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

Is it the one with the girl that HAS to be on meth and the guy in the purple dress with fake boobs?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (cF8AT)

307 285 Guys I would recommend you give up your man card for an hour and get a pedicure. My girlfriend had me go with her and it is pretty damn relaxing.
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Hand jobs are nice and very affordable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (2LelM)

308 Black knee sox w/sandals ok?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)

No. Unless you're a 70-year-old man living in West Palm Beach. Even then it's not really "OK," merely tolerated.
Posted by: Insomniac


Or Minnesota or Iowa.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (Pr4ah)

309 I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 1

...

This is why the Lord gave us Keens.

Note I did not say Crocs.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (hr5kG)

310 I was just thinking of that.



Her problem was some webbing between her toes.



Of course, it's Alice Eve, who's wildly attractive, so I'd forgive her.


*long sigh...* It's either that or pointy elbows. It's always something...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)

311 When Mark was in jail, Jesus came to see him. And said -- surely as hell, not in Latin -- "Peace to you, Mark, my evangelist."

"But bruh, I can't keep bailing you out all the time, and The Dog is all up in my grill about last time.

Posted by: Redacted@Nicaea.gr at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (88+cf)

312 Guys I would recommend you give up your man card for an hour and get a pedicure. My girlfriend had me go with her and it is pretty damn relaxing.
---------------------


Hand jobs are nice and very affordable.
Posted by: Puddin Head


And you get to add an extension edge to your man card.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (Pr4ah)

313 >>How do they work? I like Tevas because your feet are all strapped in but they can still breathe.

>>Flip flops look like you have to change your whole style of walking to keep them from falling off, or clench your toes around that thing.

>>Or is the point that when you're wearing them you don't go anywhere?

Once I break them in they are easy to walk in. Just as importantly, they are easy to get on and off.

Beach, boating or just hanging out is barefoot. I only put flops on when absolutely required to have something on my feet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (K/2j/)

314 NBC reporting Pelosi is going to schedule impeachment vote today.

She may be Speaker, but she's officially lost control.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (G0vdT)

315 310 Of course, it's Alice Eve, who's wildly attractive, so I'd forgive her.

*long sigh...* It's either that or pointy elbows. It's always something...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)

==========

Her underwear moment was the single best thing in Star Trek Into Darkness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (VyAV0)

316 David French finally comes out of the closet! #Democrat #Democrats2020
https://tinyurl.com/y4oueqtq

"Make no mistake, the Trump-induced Democratic unity of the past few days represents a temporary truce. While the Democrats will almost certainly unite in time for the general election (as they did after the trench warfare of the 2008 primary), there's still a war to fight, and in this fight Americans should root for Pelosi and Biden. Their victory will be good for a dangerously divided nation.

The first reason is easy for a conservative to state - Biden is correct in his critique of Medicare for All, and Pelosi is correct to oppose impeachment proceedings against President Trump. While Biden's proposed health-care plan is best described as Obamacare on steroids, it's nothing like the immensely expensive and disruptive single-payer plans proposed by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren."

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (jY1B4)

317 This is why the Lord gave us Keens.

Note I did not say Crocs.
Posted by: TexasDan


*fistbump

With the covered toes. Because kicking an underwater rock with bare toes sucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (Pr4ah)

318 I live in Charleston. I'm definitely weird around here.
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I love Charleston, especially in oyster season. I could live on bourbon and oysters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (2LelM)

319 Guys I would recommend you give up your man card for an hour and get a pedicure. My girlfriend had me go with her and it is pretty damn relaxing.

That's too gay for me!

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (ZGrMX)

320 >>They're the LAST thing I want to see when I'm dining with my family or enjoying some time out on the town.

Then by all means don't go near the coast. You will die of horror.

Sometimes people around here even wear bathing suits!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (K/2j/)

321 316 The first reason is easy for a conservative to state - Biden is correct in his critique of Medicare for All, and Pelosi is correct to oppose impeachment proceedings against President Trump. While Biden's proposed health-care plan is best described as Obamacare on steroids, it's nothing like the immensely expensive and disruptive single-payer plans proposed by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren."
Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (jY1B4)

===========

But, is it better or worse than Trump's efforts?

I mean, if policy suddenly matters, Trump's actions should be taken into account, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:31 AM (VyAV0)

322 Is it the one with the girl that HAS to be on meth and the guy in the purple dress with fake boobs?
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (cF8AT)


That's the one.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

323 Mornin' Horde. Just checking in while I pass time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at July 17, 2019 10:31 AM (b4nES)

324 This is why God gave us Crocs.
Posted by: Puddin Head

..

I swear I did not see this before I posted.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2019 10:31 AM (hr5kG)

325 318 I live in Charleston. I'm definitely weird around here.
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I love Charleston, especially in oyster season. I could live on bourbon and oysters.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (2LelM)

=========

We don't have great distilleries, but they're growing slowly.

Still, it'd be nice if we could suddenly move a few Kentucky distilleries to the Low Country...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (VyAV0)

326 (And hello Horde. Only Wednesday and I'm already tired of this week. Hope it's better for you.)
Posted by: joncelli,

Its HOT !

And HUMID !

And its gonna get HOTTER !

And HUMIDOR !

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (arJlL)

327 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

New Poll: The Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in predicting the 2016 Election, has just announced that "Trump" numbers have recently gone up by four points, to 50%. Thank you to the vicious young Socialist Congresswomen. America will never buy your act! #MAGA2020

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

328 314 NBC reporting Pelosi is going to schedule impeachment vote today.

She may be Speaker, but she's officially lost control.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (G0vdT)

Bro-Fo has the scimitar to her throat. If Nancy gets out of line again, Bro-Fo will saw her head off.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (UnA8+)

329
314 NBC reporting Pelosi is going to schedule impeachment vote today.

She may be Speaker, but she's officially lost control.
---------------------------
Yep. So how many of those forty Nancy seats return to the Red cuz IMPEACHMENT for talking saucy to the colored ladies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (2LelM)

330 Florida Man ties up wife's Paolo, cuts off penis:

https://tinyurl.com/y65by7cf

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (ptqGC)

331 I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didja wait til ya got home to go to the bathroom ?

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2019 10:33 AM (arJlL)

332 328 314 NBC reporting Pelosi is going to schedule impeachment vote today.

She may be Speaker, but she's officially lost control.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (G0vdT)

Bro-Fo has the scimitar to her throat. If Nancy gets out of line again, Bro-Fo will saw her head off.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (UnA8+)

=========

I think it's something about how Greene filed the motion that Nancy has to bring it up.

Of course, that leads to the idea that she can't control Greene (or AOC, or Omar, or Tlaib).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:33 AM (VyAV0)

333 "Florida Man,

Florida Man,

Does whatever a meth head can . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:33 AM (ClOmq)

334 Hand jobs are nice and very affordable.
Posted by: Puddin Head

You can usually get a pedicure and a hand job at most Vietnamese Nail Shops. Oddly enough, they call the hand job a happy ending.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)

335 Her underwear moment was the single best thing in Star Trek Into Darkness.

Yes. Yes, it was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:34 AM (HaL55)

336 Luke... Luke...!!!
Look at the camera!
Dang, do you know how hard it is to get a lion and a cow to look at the camera at the same time?
Sheesh, some people.

Posted by: stumck at July 17, 2019 10:34 AM (IpZ/y)

337 I generally preach from the lectionary-3 year cycle of readings from the Hebrew and Christian Scriptures, unless I have a special series or topic. Readings from Gospel of Luke began May 30th and will go until November.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 10:34 AM (+0VWg)

338 325 318 I live in Charleston. I'm definitely weird around here.
----------------------
I love Charleston, especially in oyster season. I could live on bourbon and oysters.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (2LelM)

=========

We don't have great distilleries, but they're growing slowly.

Still, it'd be nice if we could suddenly move a few Kentucky distilleries to the Low Country...
----------------------
James, the low country doesn't have the water to make good Bourbon. The good news is Bourbon can travel well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:34 AM (2LelM)

339 330 Florida Man ties up wife's Paolo, cuts off penis:

https://tinyurl.com/y65by7cf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (ptqGC)

The Florida Paolo, he must now, how you say, blow his head clean off. Pity.

Posted by: The Central Paolo at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

340 Is it the one with the girl that HAS to be on meth and the guy in the purple dress with fake boobs?
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:28 AM (cF8AT)

That's the one.
Posted by: Sponge


Crowder had that on his site.

You can go off and windmill your arms and sream all you want.
Touch me and I will reach down your throat and pull your vagina out your mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (Pr4ah)

341 327 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

New Poll: The Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in predicting the 2016 Election, has just announced that "Trump" numbers have recently gone up by four points, to 50%. Thank you to the vicious young Socialist Congresswomen. America will never buy your act! #MAGA2020
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
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Trump thinks he's got the wedge issue that will be the downfall of the Dem's.

I think he may be right.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (G0vdT)

342 @BreakingNews

Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman has been sentenced to life behind bars in a US prison. http://nbcnews.to/2XPo8Hy

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (cF8AT)

343 I was in Spain during the summer for 2 weeks and I never wore shorts or sandals. I don't like them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 1



I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (kw5n8)

344 341 327 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

New Poll: The Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in predicting the 2016 Election, has just announced that "Trump" numbers have recently gone up by four points, to 50%. Thank you to the vicious young Socialist Congresswomen. America will never buy your act! #MAGA2020
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
---------

Trump thinks he's got the wedge issue that will be the downfall of the Dem's.

I think he may be right.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (G0vdT)

==========

Identity politics is ultimately self destructive? Who knew?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (VyAV0)

345 I think it's something about how Greene filed the motion that Nancy has to bring it up.

When Nancy stormed out she lost control until Steny Hoyer picked it up, and Greene was able to pounce in that time. Under the rules they have to vote on it now.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2019 10:36 AM (ZGrMX)

346 Then by all means don't go near the coast. You will die of horror.

Sometimes people around here even wear bathing suits!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (K/2j/)


I believe I said back yard Q or beach. That's completely different.

Where if I'm in a restaurant, I still don't want to see your feet, the beach is the beach.

However, my point still stands. They have a place for some, in average America town is NOT it.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

347 314
NBC reporting Pelosi is going to schedule impeachment vote today.



She may be Speaker, but she's officially lost control.





Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:29 AM (G0vdT)


We are in charge, here.

Posted by: The Alexander Haig Squad at July 17, 2019 10:36 AM (jY3BZ)

348 >>I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun. She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)

You seem to have inspected them carefully.

Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2019 10:36 AM (qEujL)

349 >>Trump thinks he's got the wedge issue that will be the downfall of the Dem's.

>>I think he may be right.

If you go back to his last State of the Union speech, he foreshadowed this strategy when he said that America will never be a socialist country.

Republicans cheered loudly, the Democrats not so much and the Squad types sat on their hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (K/2j/)

350 I think it's something about how Greene filed the motion that Nancy has to bring it up.

When Nancy stormed out she lost control until Steny Hoyer picked it up, and Greene was able to pounce in that time. Under the rules they have to vote on it now.
Posted by: Ian S.


Would love to be a fly on the wall in some HoR and Senate offices.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (Pr4ah)

351 They have a place for some, in average America town is NOT it. "

Well, got me there. Texas > average, so it's all good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (6qErC)

352 Crowder had that on his site.

You can go off and windmill your arms and sream all you want.
Touch me and I will reach down your throat and pull your vagina out your mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (Pr4ah)


That's what I said.

I LOVE that the woman proves she's a cracked out whore by climbing the stop sign and swinging like a stripper.

Yeah, Colorado, you just keep legalizing drugs........

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

353 350
Would love to be a fly on the wall in some HoR and Senate offices.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (Pr4ah)

==========

Second hand cocaine isn't really a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (VyAV0)

354 Readings from Gospel of Luke began May 30th and will go until November.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 10:34 AM (+0VWg)


At that pace, it's going to take more than three years.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (4HMW8)

355 Well, got me there. Texas > average, so it's all good.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:37 AM (6qErC)


I'm in Texas. That does NOT mean everyone has to see men's ugly ass feet.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

356 Florida Man ties up wife's Paolo, cuts off penis:

You know Jane, you force me to click on that just to see if that's anybody I know. Thank goodness, not this time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (HaL55)

357 It made me tough. Dad knew he wouldn't be there to do it himself.


Posted by: A Boy Named Esther at July 17, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)
All it did for me was give me a high vapor pressure.
Plus I put all my dates to sleep.
Which got me in trouble sometimes.


Posted by: A boy named EtherEverybody just called me a fruit.

Posted by: A Boy Named Ester at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (37bED)

358 ..."Trump" numbers have recently gone up by four points, to 50%.
**

The end is Nigh!! The end is NIGH!!




Posted by: Prince Charles at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (xqfqx)

359 Being hairstylist to the lions WAS one of the more prestigious jobs in Ancient Rome.

Posted by: JAS at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (I5SAg)

360 We need a La Moron flag for when we take to the streets to thump Soros Flying Monkeys. Any ideas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (2LelM)

361 > Do not even think of exposing those toes if the nails are riddled with fungus.

Keeping your toes in closed shoes is where the fungus comes from in the first place. Fungus loves dark, damp places.

Ever notice people rarely get nail fungus on their hands?
That's why.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (GDooN)

362 348
>>I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun. She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)



You seem to have inspected them carefully.

Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
It is the responsibility of every red-blooded male to inspect the hind paws of all females that pass within his view. Standards, you know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (ClOmq)

363 @BreakingNews

Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman has been sentenced to life behind bars in a US prison. http://nbcnews.to/2XPo8Hy
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:35 AM (cF8AT)


Has he been extradited to the US?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

364 >>However, my point still stands. They have a place for some, in average America town is NOT it.

You do you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (K/2j/)

365 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

New Poll: The Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in predicting the 2016 Election, has just announced that "Trump" numbers have recently gone up by four points, to 50%. Thank you to the vicious young Socialist Congresswomen. America will never buy your act! #MAGA2020

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)



He really has to pound the message home to the squishy suburbanites who voted Dem in 2018 and flipped a number of districts. They aren't voting for the trendy bullshit they think they are but for the likes of Bro Fo and Rancid Taliban

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (kw5n8)

366 BREAKING: Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin `El Chapo' Guzman sentenced to life in US prison - AP

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)

367 Then by all means don't go near the coast. You will die of horror.
Sometimes people around here even wear bathing suits!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:30 AM (K/2j/)


You're talking about the Quebecois with 8 or 9 inches if gut hanging over their speedo's, aren't you.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (kUmUV)

368 364 >>However, my point still stands. They have a place for some, in average America town is NOT it.

You do you.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (K/2j/)

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You're doing fun wrong, JackStraw. For shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (VyAV0)

369 Hand jobs are nice and very affordable.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Do you often get manicures? I haven't had one since I was a bridesmaid many years ago. I don't recall what the price was then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (+0VWg)

370 It is the responsibility of every red-blooded male to inspect the hind paws of all females that pass within his view. Standards, you know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (ClOmq)


Be careful when sniffing their butt. That can get you in REAL trouble.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

371 I was friends with a really cute girl at work. Pint size, pretty, bubbly fun. She had the ugliest feet. It was so weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)


So ?

Buy her a pair of hip boots for her b'day.

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (arJlL)

372 332 I think it's something about how Greene filed the motion that Nancy has to bring it up.

Of course, that leads to the idea that she can't control Greene (or AOC, or Omar, or Tlaib).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:33 AM (VyAV0)

Nancy's mouth words meant she was kicked out for the rest of the day, leaving Greene free to file the motion without her around to override him.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (UnA8+)

373 Being hairstylist to the lions WAS one of the more prestigious jobs in Ancient Rome.


Yes, but it's a young man's job.

Posted by: Old Stumpy at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

374 Birkenstocks and wool socks FTW

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (HpBcU)

375 So are we to be treated to Impeachment Hearings simultaneously to Mueller Hearings? Will Obama pop out in tights and prance, too?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (2LelM)

376 You do you.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (K/2j/)


I do.

Every. Single. Day.

And never in flip flops.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

377 I'm in Texas. That does NOT mean everyone has to see men's ugly ass feet."

Quit looking down.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (6qErC)

378
Florida Man ties up wife's Paolo, cuts off penis:

You know Jane, you force me to click on that just to see if that's anybody I know. Thank goodness, not this time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:38 AM (HaL55)


Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

379
You're doing fun wrong, JackStraw. For shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (VyAV0)

Fun is not permitted in NuMerica.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 10:41 AM (p997d)

380 >>You're talking about the Quebecois with 8 or 9 inches if gut hanging over their speedo's, aren't you.

Thankfully, they don't seem to migrate past Cape Cod. We have mostly 'Mericans around here although we do get the occasional refugee from Connecticut.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:41 AM (K/2j/)

381 >>Thankfully, they don't seem to migrate past Cape Cod. We have mostly 'Mericans around here although we do get the occasional refugee from Connecticut.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:41 AM (K/2j/)

Hey!

Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2019 10:41 AM (qEujL)

382 Has he been extradited to the US?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

He's been in the US for a couple of years. This verdict was handed down in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (cF8AT)

383 If AOC somehow makes it through the primary as the Dem candidate (which I'm not sure she will, I think the guy she unseated will run again and take it), I wouldn't be surprised to see the Dems cheat in the general to get the *Republican* elected, just to be rid of AOC. I'm thinking the OG Dems still control the local elections. We all know they all really embrace socialism, the OG Dems are smart enough not to admit it in public... right now. But who knows?




Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (/5WQL)

384 > Quit looking down.
A welding helmet might also be useful to prevent seeing anyone who offends your personal sense of style.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (GDooN)

385 We have mostly 'Mericans around here although we do get the occasional refugee from Connecticut."

Oddly enough, Brits too - seems I run into one everywhere around SE Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (6qErC)

386 369 Hand jobs are nice and very affordable.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Do you often get manicures? I haven't had one since I was a bridesmaid many years ago. I don't recall what the price was then.
--------------------
The last manicure I had was in Pattya Beach, Thailand. Mao was a little rough on my digits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)

387 Mollie @MZHemingway
7m
Replying to @MichaelAvenatti
Someone asked me how much we were paying Michael Avenatti to promote our #1 best-selling book. So for the record, we are not actually paying Michael Avenatti to promote our book. He is doing it for free, God bless him!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (BqBId)

388 Thankfully, they don't seem to migrate past Cape
Cod. We have mostly 'Mericans around here although we do get the
occasional refugee from Connecticut.

Posted by: JackStraw
>
Used to be all over Myrtle Beach. Dad's would bring the whole family down to camp, for the summer. Get 'em back in the fall.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 10:43 AM (37bED)

389 He's been in the US for a couple of years. This verdict was handed down in Brooklyn.
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 10:42 AM (cF8AT)


Guess I missed that. Last I saw, he dug his way out of a mexican basement somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

390 Sorry, Mark & Luke, your posts violate out community guidelines, therefore you are a perma-banned.

/s/

Zuckerberg

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 17, 2019 10:43 AM (3JbJY)

391 Very nice pic today.
Glasses are way in the future.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2019 10:43 AM (QMwOT)

392 374 Birkenstocks and wool socks FTW
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 17, 2019 10:40 AM (HpBcU)

*rubs temples*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

393 The last manicure I had was in Pattya Beach, Thailand. Mao was a little rough on my digits.
..

So...what is manicure code for? You did say Pattya Beach.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk)

394 In the last post we were talking about senators demanding respect be shown to them. Odd that the apostles and even Jesus did not do that. Peter even said he's only a man.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 17, 2019 10:45 AM (lonOK)

395 So ?



Buy her a pair of hip boots for her b'day.


Two words: Stompy Boots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:45 AM (HaL55)

396 393 The last manicure I had was in Pattya Beach, Thailand. Mao was a little rough on my digits.
..

So...what is manicure code for? You did say Pattya Beach.
--------------------
It was actually a manicure. You want the other stuff its not hard to find.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:45 AM (2LelM)

397 360 Ace of Spades pirate flag, of course.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 17, 2019 10:45 AM (eI7gE)

398 >>Used to be all over Myrtle Beach. Dad's would bring the whole family down to camp, for the summer. Get 'em back in the fall.

It's east to spot 'em on the beach. Aside from the infernal "eh-ing" all over the place the banana hammocks on fat guys are a dead giveaway.

Apparently, they don't have mirrors in Canada.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 10:46 AM (K/2j/)

399 From my perspective, the increased expense of healthcare come from specialists , testing and hospitalization. The more advanced medicine becomes the more expensive it is. 40 years ago a knee replacement was rare and experimental. Now is as common as removing tonsils. You can't put the toothpaste back into the tube. Admittedly I don't know what the solution is .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 10:14 AM (zFzxj)


That is what they want you to think. When a knee replacement costs $30,000 it is easy to look at the surgeons car and house and say "I paid him $30,000 so he can live in a big house." The reality is, he probably was paid $1000 of the fee. The rest went to the hospital to pay the OR staff, equipment, Executive Vice President for diversity, executive Vice President for inclusiveness, Obama's friends medical records company that charges the hospital over $1 million per month....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:46 AM (sWgRa)

400 Apparently, they don't have mirrors in Canada."

Or along the Med.

Yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)

401 It was actually a manicure. You want the other stuff its not hard to find.
..

Heh. Just joking with you, kind of.

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (MAstk)

402 Trump is all about rules for radicals:

He going for Rule 11 with the Squad:

If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside."

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

403 GAH!!!!!

Fox News alert on my phone just now:

"A tick got lodged on a man's eyeball after he had been working outside, but the worst part is the sound the little guy made when the doctor pried it off."

NOT EVEN CLICKING ON THE FULL STORY. {{{{shudder}}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (ptqGC)

404 398 >>Used to be all over Myrtle Beach. Dad's would bring the whole family down to camp, for the summer. Get 'em back in the fall.

It's east to spot 'em on the beach. Aside from the infernal "eh-ing" all over the place the banana hammocks on fat guys are a dead giveaway.

Apparently, they don't have mirrors in Canada.
--------------------------
This sounds like old Germans. The tell is if their old wife is topless.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)

405 402 Trump is all about rules for radicals:

He going for Rule 11 with the Squad:

If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside."
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

===========

"Donald Trump is immoral for using Saul Alinsky's tactics. He must be removed from office. Vote for Hillary!"
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VyAV0)

406 Yeah I was best friends with a girl for like 5 years and I don't know what her feet look like. Quentin Madison over here has some splainin to do.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)

407 Trump's rally tonight will be lit.

7pm EST

Posted by: HA at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (MAstk)

408 400 Apparently, they don't have mirrors in Canada."

Or along the Med.

Yikes.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)

=====

Or along the Black Sea ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (3JbJY)

409 Sponge, every day? Didn't your mother tell you you'd go blind?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)

410 Puddi Head, the logo Toby used on his patches was nice...crossed swords with skull, VIA REGNUM SURNUS motto.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (wB3g3)

411 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (BmxiN)

412 401 It was actually a manicure. You want the other stuff its not hard to find.
..

Heh. Just joking with you, kind of.
-------------------
Don't ask me about the barber's chair in Singapore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (2LelM)

413 411 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (BmxiN)

===========

Hey, rumors abound that Criterion will release Haxan in October on Blu-Ray.

Thought you might be interested.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (VyAV0)

414 Sponge, every day? Didn't your mother tell you you'd go blind?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)


She may've mentioned it......

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

415 Break onto through to the counterside

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 10:50 AM (2LelM)

416 Used to be all over Myrtle Beach. Dad's would bring the whole family down to camp, for the summer. Get 'em back in the fall.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 10:43 AM (37bED)

MB used to have "Canadian Days"....in the spring, I think. Don't know if it's still a thing.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (ykq7q)

417 286
Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992





https://tinyurl.com/y6bftzzo

**
Pfffffffffftttttt Manhattan socialites partying in the early 90's!!
The FAK!!
Oh the Humanity!!
Truly shocking.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (xqfqx)


Its no secret that Trump used to hang out with that Pedo asshole, he admits it. Its also no secret that as soon as he found out about the Pedo flights he kicked him out of his property and told him to get out and never come back. Of course you never hear about that from the Trump hating MFM.

Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (mpXpK)

418 Obama's friends medical records company that charges the hospital over $1 million per month....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:46 AM (sWgRa)


That alone has driven doctors out of business or convinced them it was time to retire. They also hate having to deal with a screen when they need to be interacting with their patient.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (4HMW8)

419 Can I haz gold star for not effing up the comments section with HTML?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (wB3g3)

420 WALLACE: How are we going to get rid of racism until...?

FREEMAN: Stop talking about it. I'm going to stop calling you a white man. And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You`re not going to say, "I know this white guy named Mike Wallace." Hear what I'm saying?

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (QkjLD)

421 Fox News alert on my phone just now:

"A tick got lodged on a man's eyeball after he had been working outside, but the worst part is the sound the little guy made when the doctor pried it off."

NOT EVEN CLICKING ON THE FULL STORY. {{{{shudder}}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I can understand certain parts of the body, but HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SEE A TICK ON YOUR EYEBALL???

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Pr4ah)

422 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992

https://tinyurl.com/y6bftzzo

**
Pfffffffffftttttt Manhattan socialites partying in the early 90's!!
The FAK!!
Oh the Humanity!!
Truly shocking.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2019 10:25 AM (xqfqx)


Have they even MENTIONED the Clinton ties?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

423 Will Pelosi run for re-election in 2020?

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (jY3BZ)

424 420 WALLACE: How are we going to get rid of racism until...?

FREEMAN: Stop talking about it. I'm going to stop calling you a white man. And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You`re not going to say, "I know this white guy named Mike Wallace." Hear what I'm saying?
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (QkjLD)

==========

If he said that now, imagine the outcry.

That's probably the same interview where he said we shouldn't celebrate Black History Month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (VyAV0)

425 I went to a foot spa in The Philippines last year. It made me feel very pampered.
The woman who did this, I have no idea what to call that speciality, took off a huge pile of callous and dead skin.
I go barefoot around the house so the soles of my feet are quite ugly.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 17, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)

426 Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992




Did they edit out all of the footage of Slick Willie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 10:53 AM (kw5n8)

427 WALLACE: How are we going to get rid of racism until...?

FREEMAN: Stop talking about it. I'm going to stop calling you a white man. And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You`re not going to say, "I know this white guy named Mike Wallace." Hear what I'm saying?
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (QkjLD)


No, Morgan, you are MUCH more racist than the average white man. So's LeBron. So's Kaepernick. So's Sharpmen.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

428 That lion looks pretty pissed at being used as a lounger.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2019 10:54 AM (jjaLl)

429 FREEMAN: Stop talking about it. I'm going to stop calling you a white man. And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You`re not going to say, "I know this white guy named Mike Wallace." Hear what I'm saying?
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (QkjLD)

Hear what I'm saying. That's a black colloquialism, isn't it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:54 AM (m79Dg)

430 In the last post we were talking about senators demanding respect be
shown to them. Odd that the apostles and even Jesus did not do that.
Peter even said he's only a man.


I have a message for those Congresscritters who demand my respect:

If you wish for me to respect you, you can earn that by supporting and defending American Values and the Constitution as it was written each and every day. You can earn that by dedicating yourself to making sure we all are free and prosperous. You can earn that by exercising restraint in your job by recognizing that every new law and regulation you create reduces our freedom.
After you have proven you can do that, then we can discuss me giving you the respect you seem to crave. That's the only way it will happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (HaL55)

431 406
Yeah I was best friends with a girl for like 5 years and I don't know
what her feet look like. Quentin Madison over here has some splainin to
do.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Oddly, I never paid attention to girls' feet until I was almost 23. A girl ended at her ankles as far as I was concerned. So I wouldn't have missed that in my younger days. One day in the spring of '75, though, I happened to notice that my fiancee, whom I'd known for two years at that time, had really pretty shoe-fillers, and that was that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

432 Hey, rumors abound that Criterion will release Haxan in October on Blu-Ray.

Thought you might be interested.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (VyAV0)


I am! I ought to write a post about that movie someday for you. Speaking of which, here's a book about the making of Haxan:

https://tinyurl.com/y2mfpnld

Also, while I was away, I think I got it right on the new book. I'll be writing you in a few days after I tighten up a few loose ends.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (BmxiN)

433 A Florida man held his wife's lover at gunpoint and cut off the man's
penis before fleeing with the flailing appendage, deputies said.


His penis was flailing? Like a fish on a dock?

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (T6t7i)

434 For what doth it profiteth a woman to brag on code-fu if she typeth the addressee's name with letters insufficient?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (wB3g3)

435 OT, but Omega's Speedmaster page has the countdown "since Speedmaster first landed on the Moon" reset to zero...

"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (6qErC)

436 423 Will Pelosi run for re-election in 2020?
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (jY3BZ)


She might get a stroke by then and I am not joking about that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (zBaqJ)

437 432 Hey, rumors abound that Criterion will release Haxan in October on Blu-Ray.

Thought you might be interested.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:49 AM (VyAV0)

I am! I ought to write a post about that movie someday for you. Speaking of which, here's a book about the making of Haxan:

https://tinyurl.com/y2mfpnld

Also, while I was away, I think I got it right on the new book. I'll be writing you in a few days after I tighten up a few loose ends.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (BmxiN)

==========

I'll check that out.

And I am looking forward to what you have, especially if you're feeling optimistic. (Fingers crossed for Theda against German spies post The Great War...)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (VyAV0)

438 Its no secret that Trump used to hang out with that Pedo asshole, he admits it. "

Trump hung out with everyone who was part of the Manhattan Social Scene for 30 years - not only does he "Admit it", that was a key part of his persona. Epstein also focused on cultivating the Manhattan Social Scene - and there are a lot of troubling high-level Jewish connections here that people are scared to talk about, as the story about Ehud Barak demonstrates. I'm just relieved that the video clip showing an Israeli PM going into Epstein's apartment features a left winger, and not Bibbi. (if it had, every MSM outlet would be playing that clip round the clock right now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)

439 433 A Florida man held his wife's lover at gunpoint and cut off the man's
penis before fleeing with the flailing appendage, deputies said.

His penis was flailing? Like a fish on a dock?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (T6t7i)

=====

If that was me, I'd risk being shot.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 17, 2019 10:57 AM (3JbJY)

440 A Florida man held his wife's lover at gunpoint and cut off the man's
penis before fleeing with the flailing appendage, deputies said.

His penis was flailing? Like a fish on a dock?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (T6t7i)


Yeah, journalism is dead. I have no idea what they're teaching in writing and journo classes anymore, but it's NOT writing.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

441 It's gonna grow back, right doc? Doc?

Posted by: Florida Man at July 17, 2019 10:57 AM (gC2IV)

442 She might get a stroke by then and I am not joking about that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (zBaqJ)

How would we know she had a stroke? She acts like that most of the time anyway.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:58 AM (m79Dg)

443
I can understand certain parts of the body, but HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SEE A TICK ON YOUR EYEBALL???

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Pr4ah)

It is really amazing how much room there is under the upper eyelid, especially a bit off midline medially and laterally. People get stuff stuck up there they don't even know about.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 17, 2019 10:59 AM (CPk08)

444 And I am looking forward to what you have, especially if you're feeling optimistic. (Fingers crossed for Theda against German spies post The Great War...)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (VyAV0)


**laughs**

I know you like that idea, but no. The tagline that I will use on the back of the book is, "Theda Bara, you are under arrest for murder," and the plotline is a little White Mischief and a little The Disappearance of Lady Frances Carfax.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2019 10:59 AM (BmxiN)

445 It's gonna grow back, right doc? Doc?
Posted by: Florida Man at July 17, 2019 10:57 AM (gC2IV)


Yeah, no.

But, there may be an exiting life in the porn industry waiting you should you have it re-attached successfully.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at July 17, 2019 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

446 Okay, since we're talking about pretty feet, please let me share an observation. Replace your cotton socks with wool socks and your feet will become softer and smoother.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2019 10:59 AM (4HMW8)

447 Pelosi is in a tight spot. The only way to leave an organized crime gang is death.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (jY3BZ)

448 She might get a stroke by then and I am not joking about that.
---------------------
I'd advise cardio workouts with RBG might help.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

449 I cleared this with the parlaimentarian.

May I please dogface to the banana patch?

Posted by: Nancy P at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (gC2IV)

450 Man gets snake bite on dick. Tells his buddy to run for help. Buddy runs into town, to doctor's office. Says Doc, my buddy got bit on dick by snake! What should we do? Doc says, you got to suck the poison out. Buddy runs back into woods. Snake bitten dude asks what the doctor said? Buddy says "Doc says you're donna die."

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (3JbJY)

451 442 She might get a stroke by then and I am not joking about that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 10:56 AM (zBaqJ)

How would we know she had a stroke? She acts like that most of the time anyway.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 10:58 AM (m79Dg)


I mean FDR dead-as-a-door-nail stroke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (zBaqJ)

452 Mmm yes, put it deep in my ass!

Posted by: John O. Brennan at July 17, 2019 11:01 AM (X00x7)

453 but the worst part is the sound the little guy made when the doctor pried it off.
>>
Didn't know ticks made sounds. Never heard it. Will listen closer next time.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 11:01 AM (37bED)

454 I mean FDR dead-as-a-door-nail stroke.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (zBaqJ)
Those suck, lemme tell you. You can lie there in your poop for a day or two before they find you.

Posted by: J. Dzugashvilli at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (CPk08)

455 Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Duck!

C'mon people...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC)

456 453>> I'd imagine that ticks sound a lot like the average democrat. They're both blood sucking parasites.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (xfb67)

457 Nobody cheered and applauded for this student as he received his hs diploma, and it was actually a beautiful thing:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 11:03 AM (+0VWg)

458 Ahem.

Posted by: Clayton, Sidney, Jugdish, and Mohammed at July 17, 2019 11:03 AM (fuK7c)

459 457 Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/y5jg5ynk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 11:03 AM (+0VWg)

460 They have man hands. Oh... never mind.

Curious that it seems that most are drawn immediately to the writing in the book. At least, I was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:04 AM (ZMWtN)

461 I can understand certain parts of the body, but HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SEE A TICK ON YOUR EYEBALL???

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Pr4ah)

We gourmand ticks find the vitreous humour to be exceptionally enticing. Fruity flavor, hints of oak and cinnamon. Yum!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 11:04 AM (m79Dg)

462 Thomas Friedman has a new column up:

https://tinyurl.com/T-Friedman-Shits-Self-Again

"Sitting in the airport lounge in Lilongwe, MalawI, I was trying to find $50 US (I had changed my dollars to the local currency) to hand to the native man to bribe my way aboard my flight home (seriously, you can't get on the plane unless you hand over cash to this little man just before you grt to the jetway), when a woman sitting next to me asked me 'Donald Trump is going to be re-elected, isn't he?'"

Ha ha ha.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 11:04 AM (NoKAc)

463 His penis was flailing? Like a fish on a dock?
Posted by: pep at July 17, 2019 10:55 AM (T6t7i)

Yeah, journalism is dead. I have no idea what they're teaching in writing and journo classes anymore, but it's NOT writing.
Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm thinking of the WW2 era Flail Tank, for mineclearing. LOL

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

464 O/T but anyone have any numbers on what's in play in the Senate next year?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Jfw3E)

465 Those suck, lemme tell you. You can lie there in your poop for a day or two before they find you.
Posted by: J. Dzugashvilli at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (CPk0


This reminds me of the South Park episode where they find out your bowels release after you die.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at July 17, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

466 MNN BREAKING NEWS...El Chapo Sentenced to Life For Illegally Competing With Congressional Smugglers...Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Democracy Dies in Democrats" at July 17, 2019 11:05 AM (Ndje9)

467 I mean FDR dead-as-a-door-nail stroke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 11:00 AM (zBaqJ)

Oh. You mean like RBG?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 11:05 AM (m79Dg)

468 When I hear "Trump is trying to Make America White Again" coming from some old White woman (AKA Nancy Pelosi) you have have to question if it really isn't merely satire.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 11:06 AM (QkjLD)

469 117
Pope John Paul Stevens died! OMG!

Posted by: Liz Mare at July 17, 2019 09:57 AM (O8WFE)

That answers my question whodunnit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 11:06 AM (t6MX/)

470
Mollie @MZHemingway
7m
Replying to @MichaelAvenatti
Someone asked me how much we were paying Michael Avenatti to promote our #1 best-selling book. So for the record, we are not actually paying Michael Avenatti to promote our book. He is doing it for free, God bless him!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 11:06 AM (BqBId)

471 the Epstein thing ... still many questions. Cernovich says his own lawyer approached him about the suit he did ... Dershowitz joined in, and so did the Miami Herald. But it was seemingly "against" the victim, and perhaps an effort by Dersh' to find out how much evidence that person holds (against him, not just clearing him?). It's all a murky world ... Dersh claims it will prove he is innocent ... but the black-pilled guy say Dersh admits to getting massages (underwear massage, by young girls, I guess, at the island ... he was an Epstein attorney, so was some of Barr's connections, maybe all DC is tied to Epstein).


There are so many overlapping ties of all the crookedness around DC, that everyone has some blackmail on everyone else, in a nutshell. Those the advance the most might be the worst ... except maybe Trump, while not pure and full of his own connections, doesn't seem to be "one of them". But his administration has many from the swamp ...


Black pilled also introduced me to the term "brown stone operation", where CIA or whoever, entraps powerful people in underage honeytrap type evidence, so they then control them via blackmail)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Cus5s)

472 Since the sound a tick makes when you pull it off is actually a tiny piece of your flesh ripping off, the comparison to progs is spot on.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 11:07 AM (wB3g3)

473 It is really amazing how much room there is under the upper eyelid, especially a bit off midline medially and laterally. People get stuff stuck up there they don't even know about.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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I understand that the patch for Human V1.1 will correct this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:07 AM (U2TY5)

474 Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Duck!

C'mon people...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC)

I believe the correct progression is Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Yoda.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 11:08 AM (m79Dg)

475 It is really amazing how much room there is under the upper eyelid, especially a bit off midline medially and laterally. People get stuff stuck up there they don't even know about. "

I read a story about a woman once who lost her contact lens, but who also had developed a lot of swelling and irritation in her eye. So she went to the doctor, and he examined her and found 26 contact lenses in her eye socket, some of which had rotated around to the back of the eyeball.

that story always makes me want to scream.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)

476 Ass to mouth to ass to mouth
This is how I eat AND have sex. Very efficient.

Posted by: John O. Brennan at July 17, 2019 11:08 AM (X00x7)

477 'This is not Who We Are!' screamed the tick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)

478 This reminds me of the South Park episode where they find out your bowels release after you die.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at July 17, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, well in my case I just lay there Cheyne-Stoking for a day or two. Then they couldn't find a good MD because I had thrown all the "cosmopolitan" Dr's in the Lubyanka.

Would have been funny if it was Malenkov, the pig. But not so funny for me.

Posted by: J. Dzugashvilli at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (CPk08)

479 474 Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Duck!
C'mon people...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC)

I believe the correct progression is Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Yoda.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 11:08 AM (m79Dg)

I've thought about the 4 Living Creatures before and I'm just really glad they weren't a Lion, a Scarecrow, a Tin Man, and a girl.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)

480 I understand that the patch for Human V1.1 will correct this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:07 AM (U2TY5)

I think the 1.0 version is taken offline before that happens.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (p997d)

481 You know why women love beautiful shoes?

To hide their ugly feet.

Posted by: JAS at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (I5SAg)

482 Article over at GP about Omar's brother.

According to it, the sham marriage was doubly a sham - he likes the cock.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (OlbaU)

483 MNN BREAKING NEWS...El Chapo Sentenced to Life For Illegally Competing With Congressional Smugglers...Developing...
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Democracy Dies in Democrats" at July 17, 2019 11:05 AM (Ndje9)

All he had to do was give us a little taste. But, did he? Nooooooooooo...--Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2019 11:10 AM (m79Dg)

484 After Texas Rep. Al Green introduced articles of impeachment against President Trump for the third time yesterday, House Democrats are preparing to vote on Wednesday afternoon on whether to move forward with the process, Politico reports.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2019 11:10 AM (QkjLD)

485 481
You know why women love beautiful shoes?


To hide their ugly feet.

Posted by: JAS at July 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Or to show the feet off, or hide the flawed parts and emphasize the nice ones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 11:10 AM (ClOmq)

486 It is really amazing how much room there is under the upper eyelid, especially a bit off midline medially and laterally. People get stuff stuck up there they don't even know about. "

I read a story about a woman once who lost her contact lens, but who also had developed a lot of swelling and irritation in her eye. So she went to the doctor, and he examined her and found 26 contact lenses in her eye socket, some of which had rotated around to the back of the eyeball.

that story always makes me want to scream.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Try wearing hard contacts. You will never not know something is up there.
BTDT. Got the shirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 11:10 AM (Pr4ah)

487 'This is not Who We Are!' screamed the tick.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (U2TY5)

488 auditory sensitivity in autistic kids can be quite a trial.

One of my kids still wears hearing protection in public. Clueless people sometimes come up and ask me if he is on his way to the gun range.

If that's the worst thing that he ever has to deal with I'd be thrilled.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (fuEff)

489 https://tinyurl.com/y4l8uudf

Cute animal picture of the day-pandas!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (+0VWg)

490 I'm getting the impression Pelosi isn't very bright.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (kG5hP)

491 Article over at GP about Omar's brother.

According to it, the sham marriage was doubly a sham - he likes the cock.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy



When is the muzzie scheduled for flying lesson.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (Pr4ah)

492 490
I'm getting the impression Pelosi isn't very bright.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (kG5hP)

She had uses.

Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at July 17, 2019 11:12 AM (CPk08)

493 Morning Intern Killer really did a photo from 1992?!? Epstein and Trump, Trump and Epstein. Einhorn and Finkle, Finkle and Einhorn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2019 11:12 AM (COzlW)

494 Think the retarded Justice Democrats are frantically whipping for an impeachment vote right about now?

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 11:12 AM (FTPVM)

495
I think the 1.0 version is taken offline before that happens.
Posted by: Someguy
---------

I suspect that will result in a "(Not Respondinding)" message.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:12 AM (/dN1M)

496 482 Article over at GP about Omar's brother.

According to it, the sham marriage was doubly a sham - he likes the cock.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 11:09 AM (OlbaU)

So why hasn't she pushed him off a building? HERETIC!

Posted by: Imam joncelli bin Tossemoffabuilding at July 17, 2019 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

497 Senators are asking to be treated with respect? Is that true?

Why would they think the people should, necessarily, respect them? Many of them, Chuck Schumer for instance are vermin, they are among the lowest quality people anywhere.

The typical person who goes to work everyday certainly deserves as much respect as any senator.

My nature is to be respectful, just to make that clear.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 17, 2019 11:13 AM (JgA4k)

498 Does "evangeli stameus" just mean we are evangelists?

PAX FIBI MARCUS E EVANGELISTA MEUS

"Peace meet Mark he is my evangelist."

-The LORD.

Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (vN+oL)

499 Trump is the wartime conservative we have needed for 30 years.


As the saying goes, we cannot spare this man, he fights.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Mzkan)

500 auditory sensitivity in autistic kids can be quite a trial.

One of my kids still wears hearing protection in public. Clueless people sometimes come up and ask me if he is on his way to the gun range.

If that's the worst thing that he ever has to deal with I'd be thrilled.
Posted by: simplemind


Did you see the video clip where a hs graduating class gave a classmate who suffers from that a silent standing o so he could cross the stage snd collect his diploma?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Pr4ah)

501 Many of them, Chuck Schumer for instance are vermin, they are among the lowest quality people anywhere.
----------------------
Goldman Sachs doesn't invest in vermin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (2LelM)

502 Prayer note-because I may not be around later

For everyone who saw my my note about the boy, John, whose mom wanted to get him into a special. private school for an educational boost- he was accepted. Thanks so much for your prayers!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (+0VWg)

503 494
Think the retarded Justice Democrats are frantically whipping for an impeachment vote right about now?

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 11:12 AM (FTPVM)


The Young Turks 2016 election night video on YouTube reveals a lot.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (jY3BZ)

504 489 https://tinyurl.com/y4l8uudf

Cute animal picture of the day-pandas!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (+0VWg)

Caption: ALL HAIL THE REVOLUTION!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

505 Senators are asking to be treated with respect? Is that true?

Why would they think the people should, necessarily, respect them? Many of them, Chuck Schumer for instance are vermin, they are among the lowest quality people anywhere.

The typical person who goes to work everyday certainly deserves as much respect as any senator.

My nature is to be respectful, just to make that clear.
Posted by: N.L. Urker



Respect is earned. Not given simply because you are breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (Pr4ah)

506 auditory sensitivity in autistic kids can be quite a trial.

One of my kids still wears hearing protection in public. Clueless people sometimes come up and ask me if he is on his way to the gun range.

If that's the worst thing that he ever has to deal with I'd be thrilled.
Posted by: simplemind


Did you see the video clip where a hs graduating class gave a classmate who suffers from that a silent standing o so he could cross the stage snd collect his diploma?
=====
Yes I was responding to Fen's posting re same.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (5k0KR)

507 490 I'm getting the impression Pelosi isn't very bright.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 17, 2019 11:11 AM (kG5hP)

She's not an idiot--she couldn't have gone this far by being a COMPLETE halfwit--but she's in over her head. She's leftist but old school and the new Maoists are something she just doesn't know what to do with.

Posted by: Imam joncelli bin Tossemoffabuilding at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

508 501 Many of them, Chuck Schumer for instance are vermin, they are among the lowest quality people anywhere.
----------------------
Goldman Sachs doesn't invest in vermin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (2LelM)

No, I'm pretty sure they have lobbyists.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (p997d)

509 Democracy Dies In Dignification.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar D-Somalia at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM (COzlW)

510 The trick the GOP should play is demand that the Articles of Impeachment be written in cursive.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

511 "Trump is trying to Make America White Again" coming from some old White woman (AKA Nancy Pelosi)


This goes right to "What Bible is that in? It's not in mine."When I was young, RC's and Protestants, just in general, did not trust each other. RC's did not trust the Orthodox. Protestant sects broke for a reason.
"Italian" did not count as "old White" in FDR America. Italians had just recently achieved "white" status. Ditto my grandmother's family's French-Canadian status, the Irish in general, and all the Balkans and Slavs.

Only in the post-MLK era have all those peoples been rolled up into one master ethnicity, and accused of having secret meetings to hold down The Strug.


I'm more German than anything else, but that is several different strains, term used advisedly, and a lot of those Germans hated each others' guts too. Nobody ever invited any of my German relatives here to join any clubs. Well, except the Bundt, but they'd take anybody.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 11:16 AM (8ZmvG)

512 "Its also no secret that as soon as he found
out about the Pedo flights he kicked him out of his property and told
him to get out and never come back. Of course you never hear about that
from the Trump hating MFM.


Posted by: Vics/i at July 17, 2019 10:51 AM (mpXpK)"
This is why the reddit/youtube/FB stuff is important, and precisely why the left is clamping down on social media.
The_Donald alone has several million registered users, at least roughly a hundred thousand of which are browsing the site even in off-peak hours. That is a damn big pipeline to detour around the MFM.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at July 17, 2019 11:16 AM (67XdO)

513 Trump is the wartime conservative we have needed for 30 years.

A war time Consigliari

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2019 11:16 AM (V+Su2)

514 508 501 Many of them, Chuck Schumer for instance are vermin, they are among the lowest quality people anywhere.
----------------------
Goldman Sachs doesn't invest in vermin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:14 AM (2LelM)

No, I'm pretty sure they have lobbyists.
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They have Senators, Congress Critters, FBI Directors, CIA top men.... the list goes on and on and on.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 11:17 AM (2LelM)

515 How do you make America White in the heat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2019 11:17 AM (V+Su2)

516 simplemind, did you see the video of the high school gymnasum remaining silent while an autstic student received his diploma?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 11:17 AM (wB3g3)

517 The_Donald alone has several million registered users, at least roughly a hundred thousand of which are browsing the site even in off-peak hours. That is a damn big pipeline to detour around the MFM.
======
Eclipse's the thumb's audience by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 11:17 AM (18ejg)

518 Is St. Mark the bald one?

If so, that explains much...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

519 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2019 10:46 AM (sWgRa)

I pay those bills all the time and it's a bit more than $1000 but you did acknowledge the rest of the providers that have their hands out. My point was the 30k cost is an expense that insurance carriers weren't exposed to 40 years ago along with hundreds of other procedures and tests now common place but all expected to be covered at the same insurance premium.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 11:18 AM (zFzxj)

520 simplemind, did you see the video of the high school gymnasum remaining silent while an autstic student received his diploma?


Posted by: creeper
===




Did you see the video clip where a hs graduating class gave a classmate who suffers from that a silent standing o so he could cross the stage snd collect his diploma?
=====
Yes I was responding to Fen's posting re same.



Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 11:15 AM

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2019 11:18 AM (LRC4Q)

521 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)

522 PAX FIBI MARCUS E EVANGELISTA MEUS



"Peace meet Mark he is my evangelist."



Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.
Latin really *is* dead. You have just now murdered it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2019 11:19 AM (8ZmvG)

523 Dems can vote to kill it (table it), refer it to Nadler, or send to floor. None of those are winning choice for them. Sending it to the floor and killing it there is probably the best of three bad plays.

But if they do vote to sideline it by tabling or sending it to committee, the GOP should side with the Squad to move it to the floor. If they had any political sense. Which they don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 11:20 AM (QtSzO)

524 Shoulda knowed you'd already be on that story of the graduation, Rick. Sorry for the echo, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2019 11:20 AM (wB3g3)

525 The tick screamed "it's spelled 'hamPster!!!!!'"

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 11:20 AM (Fm81C)

526 The Squad believes they should not get any blow back on anything they say, any policy they advocate, or accusation they level because they're...women of color.

Tlaib continued, "Acknowledge the fact that we are women of color, so when you do single us out, be aware of that and what you're doing, especially because some of us are getting death threats, because some of us are being singled out because of our backgrounds, because of our experiences and so forth."

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 11:20 AM (G0vdT)

527 Senators are asking to be treated with respect? Is that true?
------------

Well, demanding, actually, by force of law. In case you missed it:

· "Those people who are online making fun of members of Congress are a disgrace and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable," Wilson said during a press conference. "We are going to shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted."

Frederica Wilson (D) of Florida.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 11:21 AM (U7Mh9)

528 Sending it to the floor and killing it there

------

should be "Sending it to the Judiciary Committee"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 11:22 AM (QtSzO)

529 Prince Charles warns of 18-month climate tipping point after previous '100 month' deadline expires...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

I can do better than that. Six months from now, the entire Northern hemisphere will be generally much colder than it is now. Climate Chaos!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:23 AM (abNpZ)

530 Since there's been some interest here in Roy Moore's senate candidacy, you might like to see the 2nd quarter fundraising numbers:

Roy Moore $17,000
Bradley Byrne $750,000
Tommy Tuberville $420,000
Arnold Mooney $300,000
John Merrill $217,000

Things aren't looking good for Moore.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2019 11:23 AM (hjaPQ)

531 Black pilled also introduced me to the term "brown
stone operation", where CIA or whoever, entraps powerful people in
underage honeytrap type evidence, so they then control them via
blackmail)


Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Cus5s)

Our CIA engage in human trafficking of underage girls and boys? This would not surprise me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 11:27 AM (t6MX/)

532 Still, if I had been single, I would have tried with her despite the feet.

Instead we just became friends over Doctor Who.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 10:13 AM (VyAV0)

All that's required of the feet is to motivate the woman from the bedroom to the sammich-making counter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2019 11:38 AM (abNpZ)

533 Now lets see Spiderman is about to web up Electro and ground him and recharge his car battery

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 17, 2019 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

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