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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Sidney Nolan
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 09:30 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 16, 2019 09:31 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Joe Biden, eating a bag of dingleberries at July 16, 2019 09:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (p997d)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 09:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Dr McCoy at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (6Krd7)
You should only see what it was auctioned for and then say that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: RBG at July 16, 2019 09:34 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:34 AM (UVPuB)
To SLC in ol' Utah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Dog on the rooftop cause she hasn't been spayed
But 'cause I have - greed, spite and time
If you send me your dimes
I'll be willin'
To keep movin'
Posted by: Mittle Feat at July 16, 2019 09:34 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)
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Car...case...I get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Chris M at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (gCYwN)
Posted by: Bary S at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (zFzxj)
Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (qSCcj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (w54mS)
Alternate title:
Democrat Party After Yesterday's Debut of "The Aristocrats!"
Dang, JJ. Y'beat me to the Democrat metaphor (and did it better than I would've).
Well, it was kinda an inevitable association.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
I read that as "wife-like"
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:35 AM (arJlL)
That too, although she's a real heifer.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:36 AM (p997d)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (HaL55)
Schadenboner status: Titan Orbit
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Neil Armstrong at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (+LeF+)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 09:37 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:38 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Dog on the rooftop cause she hasn't been spayed
That was good. I not only laughed out loud, I sang it to Milady. (Fortunately for y'all, you didn't have to hear that.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 16, 2019 09:39 AM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (oZ6kz)
Me too. Dali's dalliances were at least interesting, when viewed the "proper" way, IYKWIM. Far out, man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)
Happy Belated Birthday !
I read that you were miffed that no one remembered your birthday......
Ya know, its all fun and games until someone loses an Ei.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (NA4vJ)
I suspect your link just blew some margins.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (Pr4n8)
Did they hang it over your bed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 09:41 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (hLRSq)
It's mediocre. Hardly makes one think of death.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:42 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Broseidon
Broseiden's buyin' the drinks !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:42 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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*examines nails, gives them a nonchalant buff*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (2kj6M)
Prayers of thanks for our President.
Yep, concur. He's exactly the right man for the time in our history. Something I never saw coming when he won, yet am very grateful for.
Lord, please protect him and us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (Pr4n8)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (0v57o)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (MAstk)
Yep, concur. He's exactly the right man for the time in our history. Something I never saw coming when he won, yet am very grateful for.
Lord, please protect him and us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
AMEN brutha !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (arJlL)
Holy shit, my parents had this painting when I was growing up. I probably even have it in storage somewhere.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (oZ6kz)
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This explains a lot. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (NA4vJ)
Sometimes you have to question whether the marriage is worth it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 09:45 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2019 09:45 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Did that phase ever end?
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:45 AM (p997d)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (WqPYg)
i was going to say that but didn't lol.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 09:45 AM (n13/j)
"Carcase"? Is that supposed to be punny?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:45 AM (rbgPC)
Countdown on MSM rewriting the Jihad Squads statements over the last year. 3..2..
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Kris at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Broseidon
Did hr say "Dammit, I'm a doctor Jim, not an art critic !" ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (NA4vJ)
I want a wall with head on one side and assend on the other.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 16, 2019 09:39 AM (nMj2X)
Thanks - Guess I had that song on my mind because I saw it was Linda Ronstadt's birthday.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (O8WFE)
I feel like I'm kinda missing the joke here. Is it that I'm fucked up because I grew up around a lot of surrealist art?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (oZ6kz)
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Holy shit, my parents had this painting when I was growing up. I probably even have it in storage somewhere.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:40 AM (oZ6kz)
Show us on the doll where the bad painting touched you ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Elaine Benes at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (q1Pj5)
There's not enough variation in color, but that's sorta understandable when the subject matter is a swamp. They're not exactly known for spectacular displays of color. Hope the artist got better with time. This looks like a first attempt to me.
*puts beanie back on and twirls the propeller*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (HaL55)
Our Country is Free, Beautiful and Very Successful. If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:43 AM (NA4vJ)
Use the tusk like a trapeze.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:48 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (6Krd7)
You should only see what it was auctioned for and then say that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 09:33 AM (zBaqJ)
One of those measurements of the rot of a society: What passes for art, and how much money is made off the fools who buy it.
See also: Industrial Complex, Music; Cinematic Universe, Marvelle
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (a2xio)
I feel like I'm kinda missing the joke here. Is it that I'm fucked up because I grew up around a lot of surrealist art?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (oZ6kz)
I think that's what the others are joking about. I was making a crack about your dad/doctors buying silly things because they feel they're supposed to.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (p997d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Art Critic at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
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57 Shades of Gray.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (WqPYg)
- points to #21 -
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:48 AM (UVPuB)
You're so very quick! *fistbump*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (q1Pj5)
I think one or two of the Miros were genuine - at least I was told they
were. I don't think they're valuable, though. My dad bought them in his
"I'm a doctor now, I need ritzy stuff" phase.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
I went through the same phase about a year ago and bought a genuine Miro print at auction for $30. The frame I put it in cost more. Ugly as sin. Let me know if anyone wants it, I really have no clue why I bought it.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (CQ3Qb)
https://tinyurl.com/y3sp8eet
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Feet stink? Check.
God don't love me? Check.
Situation normal, all may proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (wYseH)
OT: Do we believe Hoft's story that Omar's papa was a Somali war criminal who lied to get here?
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (CQ3Qb)
You were just hooked when you heard the word genuine.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (Pr4n8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (37bED)
So I guess this week's theme is death and doom. Nice.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM (aXucN)
But it's Hoft, so...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (O8WFE)
An Early Conceptualization of The Dead Marshes From "LOTR: The Two Towers"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (p997d)
I saw that nobody bid on it and googled. Figured, $30, what the hell.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (CQ3Qb)
OT: Do we believe Hoft's story that Omar's papa was a Somali war criminal who lied to get here?
We might as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:50 AM (CQ3Qb)
They aren't that hard to come by. Miro would create lithographs for fancy art magazines that would be published in the 1,000s.
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (wYseH)
The fact that there's no way we could possibly conceive of that without someone telling us is part of the problem with the painting.
A recently deceased cow from starvation on a bright day in a desert like environment would be far more impactful.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (p997d)
So Midnight Oil "The Beds are Burning" huh?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (UVPuB)
OT: Do we believe Hoft's story that Omar's papa was a Somali war criminal who lied to get here?
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (U7k5w)
I don't believe anything Hoft says without corroboration from a reliable source.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:47 AM (oZ6kz)
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Just teasing you.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Professor Harold Hill, Indiana Convervatory Gold Medal Class of ought-five at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Trying to impress a dame ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (arJlL)
It won't be Biden.
Since 1980, they've had 2 successful candidates.
Clinton won because of significant dissatisfaction of Republican voters who split with Perot.
Obama was because he was historic plus a dose of GOPe fatigue.
Hillary was to be another historic.
Trump polls 89% support of Republicans.
Without historic at the top of the ticket, the Dems have no motivation
And they'll never get Obama level turnout and support from blacks again--even if Obama endorsed him, they weren't voting for Biden then or now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (k81AA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (wYseH)
Well, I was way off. I was going to go with an allegory on the Cold War, but drought is kinda bad too... I guess.
*walks away slowly with head down*
Posted by: Kris at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: The P in Hampster is silent, like the p in pool at July 16, 2019 09:55 AM (qlq5X)
Hmm...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 09:55 AM (hjaPQ)
Heh. I wonder what Western Surrealism would look like? Specifically, American Southwestern Desert Surrealism. Remington on acid?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:55 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)
Hmm...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 09:55 AM (hjaPQ)
Space Pirates?
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
I couldn't believe no one remembered since I told them all last year when the big day was. You would think they would at least put it in their calendars.
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>>> Ya know, its all fun and games until someone loses an Ei.
You'd be sorry if you didn't have IrishEi to kick around anymore.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (NtglE)
A UAE oil tanker is missing and nobody's saying a word. It was last known to be transiting the Strait of Hormuz on July 13.
Hmm...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 09:55 AM (hjaPQ)
Not US flagged. Not our problem.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (N39Ws)
America's "Horse With No Name" Comes to a Bad End
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (rbgPC)
A tanker sinking should leave obvious evidence.
I'm not saying it's aliens, but....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Has CBD been talking about the Red Sox's season again?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (KJl9P)
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. Plants, trees, insects, fish, animals, the weather...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)
You left out snakes. There are snakes there that will chase after you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (N39Ws)
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. Plants, trees, insects, fish, animals, the weather...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)
. . . dingos
Posted by: A Baby at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (p997d)
I saw that nobody bid on it and googled. Figured, $30, what the hell.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (CQ3Qb)
*hangs in bedroom*
*steps back*
bitches gonna love this
*fist pump*
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (NtglE)
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*climbs on ladder, stands on tiptoe to hug IrishEi*
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (aXucN)
/CNN anal-ist.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (UVPuB)
It's a barge (hundred something footer). Either sunk, damaged, or someone's scamming...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (O8WFE)
Alright! Heres some real art.
https://tinyurl.com/y3sp8eet
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (NA4vJ)
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LMAO. That's gotta be a stamp commemorating Lizzie Warren's tribe, right?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Feet stink? Check.
God don't love me? Check.
Situation normal, all may proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac
( Hands Insom the Gold Bond Powder)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (arJlL)
*fist pump*
Posted by: rhennigantx
The origin of so, so many bad decisions.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (T6t7i)
Head hurts? Check.
Feet stink? Check.
God don't love me? Check.
Situation normal, all may proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (NWiLs)
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But a Goddess does?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Iranians at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (MAstk)
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A UAE oil tanker is missing and nobody's saying a word. It was last known to be transiting the Strait of Hormuz on July 13.
It was secretly dispatched to refuel the missing Malaysian Airlines airliner.
Wheels within wheels.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX8)
That'd be like losing a football field. How does that happen?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 09:51 AM (U7k5w)
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Nothing would surprise me when it comes to Omar.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (NtglE)
*fist pump*
Posted by: rhennigantx
The origin of so, so many bad decisions.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (T6t7i)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Axe Body Spray at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2019 09:53 AM (7HtZB)
Yeah but I still see them going for 3-4x what I paid all the time, even the one I bought. Miro has nothing on Dali tho, who signed hundreds of thousands of blank sheets in the years before he died so prints could be made long after his death.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (CQ3Qb)
Countdown on MSM rewriting the Jihad Squads statements over the last year. 3..2..
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
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Criterion is releasing the John Hurt version next week on Blu-Ray.
Just FYI.
https://www.criterion.com/films/29140-1984
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
Only buy stocks that only go up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Has CBD been talking about the Red Sox's season again?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (KJl9P)
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A friend at work is an Oriole's fan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
*walks away slowly with head down*
Posted by: Kris
Cheer up Kris, its not THAT bad (cough-cough)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 16, 2019 10:01 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
Only buy stocks that only go up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (q1Pj5)
Do the opposite of me. I buy high and sell low.
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: George V at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (ORvjE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
I met a White Sox fan when we were on vacation. I'd never met one before.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 09:58 AM (arJlL)
Ah, thank you. And a bit for the undercarriage too...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
- S. Nolan
Posted by: BurtTC
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Ah. Today is the anniversary of the birth of Sir Joshua Reynolds:
"A painter must not only be of necessity an imitator of the works of nature ... but he must be as necessarily an imitator of the works of other painters: this appears more humiliating, but is equally true; and no man can be an artist, whatever he may suppose, upon any other terms."
- Sir Joshua Reynolds (Discourses on Art, No. 2, Vol. 1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (Ou6XS)
It's a big world out there...
But yeah, it's either a wreck or a scam. Smaller ones tied up in a "deal" seemingly disappear then reappear...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
open a brokerage account. If it is your first time you might want to go to an office and meet someone and talk about your plans. I see Fidelity offices around here a lot but if I had to pick a brokerage it would be Schwab. I assume they still have offices but it has been a long time. Of course you don't have to do that as you can do it all online. But if you are new, certainly talk with someone even if only on the phone.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (n13/j)
Feet stink? Check.
God don't love me? Check.
Situation normal, all may proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac
Axe Body Wash will ameliorate two of the three, and has a Prime Day discount on Amazon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (1WYFF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
I met a White Sox fan when we were on vacation. I'd never met one before.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
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Ah, and the A's just swept them. Final play was a White Sox error that got the runner of first home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (VyAV0)
least I was told they were. I don't think they're valuable, though. My
dad bought them in his "I'm a doctor now, I need ritzy stuff" phase.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
You can't go wrong with pressure canners and pressure cookers. Actually, all that Aluminum kitchenware is a good investment.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 09:57 AM (aXucN)
~~~~~
That's all well and good, but where's my cake?!
{{{hugs back}}}
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (NtglE)
Of the Hormuz sandbar
When we cremated
The barge UAE."
That Sam McGee gets around...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice>>
Search American Association of Individual Investors. Lots of info. Find or form an investors club with their info.
Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (37bED)
Peter Lynch: Learn to Earn
Of all the people in this business, I still believe Lynch is an all time best.
He had a very simple approach and a set of immutable rules. Concepts like "buy what you know" are still the best guidelines.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 10:03 AM (VpIIl)
And they'll never get Obama level turnout and support from blacks
again--even if Obama endorsed him, they weren't voting for Biden then or
now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (k81AA)
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"It's a good thing for me then that the country is 70% LGBTQ+!" -- Mary Pete Bootygag
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (Pr4n8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
Only buy stocks that only go up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (q1Pj5)
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Yeah, I subscribe to Will Rogers' investment philosophy:
"Buy a stock and when it goes up, sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (hjaPQ)
Deja vu all over again
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Grace Slick at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
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Ouch. He has my deepest sympathy.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
check out The Motley Fool online. Again it has been a long time but they used to have good primers, probably still do. Don't buy any of their tip sheets though at least until you have exhausted the free info. All the websites will try to sell you some type of service in the end.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (n13/j)
I'll do it for you. How much are you looking to lose?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
184 Can any of you sharpster investors recommend a good primer on how to get into individual stock trading?
Only offer to buy and sell stocks for other schmoes - for a modest management commission, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Was he carrying a lamp?
Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (37bED)
And they'll never get Obama level turnout and support from blacks
again--even if Obama endorsed him, they weren't voting for Biden then or
now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 09:54 AM (k81AA)
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What lineup could inspire that kind of historic feeling again?
Latino?
Gay?
Seriously...which demographic is big enough and votes like a block to ever replicate that again?
Hell, I don't think another black person could come close again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (HaL55)
Well here is one way to do it. About 5 minutes of your time to watch
https://youtu.be/3cXnxGIDhOA
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (wB3g3)
Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (O8WFE)
Deja vu all over again
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (QkjLD)
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Raise your hands:
Who here still thinks Biden's going to be the nominee?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
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Ouch. He has my deepest sympathy.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 10:04 AM (aXucN)
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"Hey! See that game last night?"
"F___ you!"
We have a good time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (Ou6XS)
~~~~~
Really, Mike? Really?
This guy's been dead for 200+ years and you remember HIS birthday?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM (NtglE)
IKEA - their grasp on the fasteners and Swedish meatballs markets is ironclad.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (HaL55)
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The ocean is big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
Can any of you sharpster investors recommend a good primer on how to get into individual stock trading?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
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It's A Trap!
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM (WqPYg)
The 'delay' was blasted by a number of high-profile Democratic politicians, including Speaker Pelosi
Despite numerous evil liberal politicians and pundits excoriating the Trump administration for delaying the Harriet Tubman $20 bill, former Obama administration officials recently revealed there was no actual delay.
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (QkjLD)
123168 to Honduras AF as FAH-603 in 1956. Recovered from Honduras as a collection of components in 1979. Rebuilt to airworthy using parts of 122179. Original plate was illegible, adopted the ID of 122179. Registered as N179PT Oct 1987. To Warbirds of GB Ltd, Biggin Hill Aug 14, 1988. Registered as N179NP. Damaged after running off runway to avoid collision at Oshkosh, WI Jul 29, 1999 but rebuilt to airworthy. Flown as Marines 122179/WR-5.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
I sincerely hope you plan on using money you could afford to lose.
You know, like someone who says they're only taking $100 with them to the casino.
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (rbgPC)
That's the best part. We get paid well whether the client makes or loses money on the deal.
Posted by: Duke Brothers at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
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I'll try. Someone posted as a joke on Facebook that people should all meet up on September 20 and try to run through the gates because "they can't shoot all of us." It got over a million people who said they were coming, so the Air Force decided to tell people that joke or no joke, it's a terrible idea so don't even think about it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (rbgPC)
That's the best part. We get paid well whether the client makes or loses money on the deal.
Posted by: Duke Brothers at July 16, 2019 10:07 AM (q1Pj5)
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Just keep those transactions going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (lwiT4)
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That's easy. Go with the least expensive service. There are several reliable of such.
I used to use Scottrade, TD Ameritrade bought them, I assume still okay. Schwab, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
Explanation = retards.
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (QkjLD)
213 Can anyone explain this raid on area 51 thing to me?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
The Lizard People captured and imprisoned therein have summoned their worldwide legions of followers to assist with freeing them so that they can escape this whackadoodle planet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at July 16, 2019 10:09 AM (cyuo5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (rbgPC)
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Okay, your explanation is better.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 10:09 AM (aXucN)
There were a couple of NA P-51 Mustangs for sale on Controller I was drooling over. But I'm short a few million.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 10:10 AM (VpIIl)
232 Ilhan Omar responds to Trump: It's time for us to impeach you
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (QkjLD)
Trump responds,"Nice toaster cozy you got there!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:10 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (HaL55)
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The ocean is big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:06 AM
And deep.
And I have miles to go before I sleep.
Posted by: S.S. Titanic at July 16, 2019 10:10 AM (qQVT6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Churning, churning, churning
Keep them dogies churning
Rawhide!
Posted by: Rowdy Baits, stock broker at July 16, 2019 10:10 AM (2qPhT)
Can anyone explain this raid on area 51 thing to me?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
In the fewest words possible? Millennials are not so patriotic as a group and don't like to be told no. I could probably weed that down a bit but that is the jist i think. The other part would be about people being nutty and lacking faith but if I go there it would get wordy.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:10 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
Explanation = retards.
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
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I see it as similar to the Szechuan sauce thing from Rick and Morty.
People have nothing in their lives that give them meaning, so they attach themselves to memes ironically in order to fill the day. So, when a show they like features talk of a McDonald's sauce that hasn't existed in 20+ years, they latch onto it and scream at McDonald's to bring it back. They do this in the internet space and in meat space. The idea is that there's ironic fun to it, but you can tell that it stems from some kind of void in their lives.
Modern life is really sad in many ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. From the looks of that painting, I'm betting they grow some of those "special" mushrooms in that swamp.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (axyOa)
Latino?
Gay?
My current thinking on this:
The Dems would never admit it, but after a semi-black President, a brown President just doesn't excite them. Plus Trump's gonna pull around a third of the Latino vote.
And Butt-edge-edge, well, again they won't admit it but they know black folks aren't going to rush out to vote for a fanook.
The only "historic" they have left that might have a shot is with a woman. Harris or Liawatha. My money's on a hard DNC/MFM (birm) push for the genuine PoC. Kamalamadingdong.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (QkjLD)
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Remember when people were saying that Trump was trying to goad Democrats into impeaching him because it would be a terrible idea for Democrats' and their electoral prospects?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 10:08 AM (aXucN)
Okay. Bad idea.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (UVPuB)
60%.
And it never got higher than 71% before the 2008 election.
Can't find party support at the same time for his dad. Overall, he was in the low 40s.
Trump's current approval among Republicans is 90%
Orange Man Bad may dominate the news and drive the crazies.
But Republicans are fired up for Trump like never before.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (k81AA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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They will come flooding up out of their parent's basements, wearing pajama bottoms and t-shirts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Kurt at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (hmphF)
Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (O8WFE)
Always a winner!
Posted by: Duke Brothers at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (q1Pj5)
https://bit.ly/2SgTiGK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Want!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (ejd/p)
Lunatics: "impeach him for saying that!"
Jeez. It's like they hate winning or something
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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The H3 Ranch Saloon at the stockyards in Ft. Worth has a buffalo so situated.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (VZQ7l)
Posted by: Vulture at July 16, 2019 10:13 AM (Ndje9)
I see it as similar to the Szechuan sauce thing from Rick and Morty.
People have nothing in their lives that give them meaning, so they
attach themselves to memes ironically in order to fill the day. So, when
a show they like features talk of a McDonald's sauce that hasn't
existed in 20+ years, they latch onto it and scream at McDonald's to
bring it back. They do this in the internet space and in meat space. The
idea is that there's ironic fun to it, but you can tell that it stems
from some kind of void in their lives.
Modern life is really sad in many ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)
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Well said, TJM. This pretty much describes the rise of the SJW phenomenon as well.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:13 AM (WqPYg)
"I IMPEEEEEECH YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Omar the Live Congresswoman
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:13 AM (oVJmc)
And Butt-edge-edge, well, again they won't admit it but they know black folks aren't going to rush out to vote for a fanook.
The only "historic" they have left that might have a shot is with a woman. Harris or Liawatha. My money's on a hard DNC/MFM (birm) push for the genuine PoC. Kamalamadingdong.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (O8WFE)
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They're definitely hoping for that, for sure, but if it didn't work for Hillary against Trump in his 2016 form, it's not going to work for Kamala or Warren against Trump in his 2020 form.
Women have never voted as a block like blacks have. Plus, the grievance industry for women is in its infancy when compared to that of the black population.
When this fails again, Democrats will probably end up turning to Latinos for their Intersectional Savior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (VyAV0)
That was very impressive, MOV. I'd forgotten about that. Praise Be that no one died. That could've been much worse.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (HaL55)
Likely somewhat less than a zillion will show up for the event.
Then they will probably think that the safety in numbers approach to going onto a Top Secret Military facility is a bad gamble.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (fagTl)
Avalanche and Sniffle
It's a matter of extreme perspective.
linked in nic
Be sure to carefully avoid those donation buttons.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (nMj2X)
Posted by: rhennigantx
That'll cost you extra at the Bunny Ranch.
Posted by: Client #9 at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
It's not aliens. They'd keep those somewhere a lot less obvious. But whatever secret technology they're guarding out there, you're not even getting close.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)
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The crackpots are planning a million man flash mob to get to the bottom of the UFO invasion. The Air Force says that would be a very bad idea.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Hey Air Force !
Invite the Anti-Trumpians and get them all in one Fels-Naptha swoop !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kurt at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (hmphF)
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Maybe because Robert Maxwell died in 1991 and FOX was founded in 1996 so you are full of crap. As usual.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (n13/j)
Amateurs talk tactics. Pros talk logistics.
I want to see their plans for moving 500,000+ people thru the Nevada desert.
And that laughable phrase, " they can't shoot all of us"?
Laughs in A10 Warthog brrrrrrrrt & mini-gun 3,000 rounds a minute.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (0v57o)
Posted by: Art Critic at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (oVJmc)
Not true! I was one of the finest house painters in Australia!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Art Critic at July 16, 2019 09:49 AM (oVJmc)
Not true! I was one of the finest house painters in Australia!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (m79Dg)
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The dingo ate all the others, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (qSCcj)
It's not aliens. They'd keep those somewhere a lot less obvious. But whatever secret technology they're guarding out there, you're not even getting close.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Wasn't that where the B2 Bomber was developed?
Yeah. True no-go area.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (0v57o)
Really, Mike? Really?
This guy's been dead for 200+ years and you remember HIS birthday?
Posted by: IrishEi
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He was a close friend of Dr. Johnson. Any friend of Dr. Johnson's is a friend of mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (w54mS)
Maybe because Robert Maxwell died in 1991 and FOX was founded in 1996 so you are full of crap. As usual.
Not to mention Murdoch and Maxwell were huge enemies.
sKwurt's Reality is an odd one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (MAstk)
The eventual Dem Prez nominee has not announced yet.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (qSCcj)
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Hillary gets elevated at the convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 10:18 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 10:18 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:18 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k)
Bored people making promises they can't keep for the sake of irony. My prediction is that several hundred will show up, the Air Force will tell them that if they go over the line they will be gunned down and left for the vultures, and everybody will go for beer.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (oVJmc)
Amateurs talk tactics. Pros talk logistics.
I want to see their plans for moving 500,000+ people thru the Nevada desert.
And that laughable phrase, " they can't shoot all of us"?
Laughs in A10 Warthog brrrrrrrrt & mini-gun 3,000 rounds a minute.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (0v57o)
There is a meme showing Bill Clinton thanking Mark Suckerberg for posting this Area 51 thing to take media attention off his Pedogate problems.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
Be very careful if you encounter them in the wild. They could go all Ligue on you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (Un9AW)
https://bit.ly/2SgTiGK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Want!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2019 10:12 AM (ejd/p)
Only if it has its original armaments and plenty of ammo...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ya know Anna, I gave up plying the lottery some years ago but every time you post something like this I go out and buy a ticket.
And lose.
I have a mental pic of you as Lucy pulling the football away.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (arJlL)
https://bit.ly/2SgTiGK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Want!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
That's my plane! Now to come up with $3,499,990 plus tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (0v57o)
I'm wondering if there is someone holding back and letting all the opposition die off first.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (qSCcj)
Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don't have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show "weakness" and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat.....
Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:18 AM (U7k5w)
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Hillary obviously wants it. She thinks that 2016 was a fluke and the presidency is still hers.
I'd love for this to happen:
Hillary and her team are doing everything they can to ensure a brokered convention by dragging everyone down.
Brokered Convention.
The convention bypasses her for someone else.
Hillary then spends the rest of the cycle sabotaging Democrats up and down the ticket as revenge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (VyAV0)
I don't believe there is an unlawful quanity of guns, so the "1,000 guns" is click bait.
Los Angeles police said at the time of the seizure, which it called one of the largest recoveries of weapons in LAPD history, that the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives received information that a person was selling and manufacturing illegal guns, which led to the search warrant.
This is a big flag .. LAPD is notorious for "loosing" seized guns .. which end up in the collections of members of LAPD
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (wB3g3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (XrCyE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:21 AM (oVJmc)
*******
Man who attacked ICE facility repeats Ocasio-Cortez's rhetoric in manifesto | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 10:21 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Dems 2020 at July 16, 2019 10:21 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:21 AM (U7k5w)
Do what a relative of mine did.
Sell a bunch of your inherited high-value stocks.
Give it to a childhood friend who is a commodity broker.
Wave your cash goodbye while friend collects commissions.
EZPZ.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 10:21 AM (nMj2X)
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Ah, the curse of the nerdish.
I read that, Metal Oxide Varistor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:22 AM (w54mS)
When you realize the meme was started by the government to test less than lethal microwave and sound weapons.
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:22 AM (0v57o)
Third times the charm.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 10:22 AM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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*begins packing*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (DCYln)
It was a F4U-5P photo Corsair. Only about 30 were built though 39 Bu Nos were allocated for the -5P. Went to Honduras as FAH-604. Was one of the Corsairs returned to the US where it was damaged in a crash. This plane should have been saved instead of another -5N.
F4U-5P Bu No 122169, first -5P built, of VC-62 off USS Leyte was shot down over North Korea. The pilot was rescued but then the H-5H rescue helicopter ran out of fuel, killing all aboard.
https://www.pacificwrecks.com/aircraft/f4u/122169.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
**looks at standings in AL West**
Mariners...sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Squanto Warren at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (0v57o)
May want to check if it's available on Prime Day. Free Delivery and all, yannow...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (wtvvX)
Facebook. So zillions of people have clicked on a thing that says they
are going to rush Area 51.
Likely somewhat less than a zillion will show up for the event.
Then they will probably think that the safety in numbers approach to
going onto a Top Secret Military facility is a bad gamble.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 10:14 AM (9VeU0)
An enterprising type would go there and sell cold bottles of water. I bet the businesses in the area are hoping at least a few dolts show up to take a selfie.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
**looks at standings in AL West**
Mariners...sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 10:23 AM (axyOa)
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"Top of the world, Ma!"
-Mariners, 3 weeks into the season
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (VyAV0)
Last year "American Pickers" Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz got a tip about an old 1964 International Harvester Metro van rotting away in the woods on a Massachusetts property that turned out to be the original tour van Aerosmith used in the 1970s when they were an up and coming act.
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (NA4vJ)
It'd be hilarious if they stormed Area 51 and fell right into the sarlacc pit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The depths of a Sloar at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (wB3g3)
And that laughable phrase, " they can't shoot all of us"?
Laughs in A10 Warthog brrrrrrrrt & mini-gun 3,000 rounds a minute.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (0v57o)
Will the vultures feasting on the corpses and bodies of those not yet dead be broadcast on PPV?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (rbgPC)
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: An Observation at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (hLHKL)
NEW: @HawleyMO tells me he is taking on higher education monopolies with 2 pieces of legislation. 1st provides Pell grants to job training/certification programs. 2nd requires universities to pay 50% of student loan balance for those who end up defaulting
https://tinyurl.com/y4t2yn3r
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (lwiT4)
-Mariners, 3 weeks into the season
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:24 AM (VyAV0)
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Yup. Definitely peaked a tad early.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (axyOa)
When you realize the meme was started by the government to test less than lethal microwave and sound weapons.
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:22 AM (0v57o)
Brown. Note.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
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I have no idea what will happen, but I've been thinking that this slate of candidates is so ridiculous that it leaves a door wide open for a latecomer to swoop in and "save the day."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (Iqg12)
https://tinyurl.com/y4t2yn3r
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (cF8AT)
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Well, there goes the gender studies department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 10:25 AM (NA4vJ)
The Post and Courier @postandcourier
16m
BREAKING: @MarkSanford, S.C. Republican and former U.S. Representative, is considering a presidential run against Trump.
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (BqBId)
We're going to need a bigger forklift!
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I'd recommend a front in loader with a big ass bucket. And lots of Depends.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (2LelM)
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I have no idea what will happen, but I've been thinking that this slate of candidates is so ridiculous that it leaves a door wide open for a latecomer to swoop in and "save the day."
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*Hic Shart*
Posted by: H=>! at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (Iqg12)
are going to rush Area 51. "
Interesting to see facetwat disown this - as if "what people say on facetwit" doesn't reflect, you know... reality.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)
NEW: @HawleyMO tells me he is taking on higher education monopolies with 2 pieces of legislation. 1st provides Pell grants to job training/certification programs. 2nd requires universities to pay 50% of student loan balance for those who end up defaulting
https://tinyurl.com/y4t2yn3r
Now who could object to that?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (oVJmc)
U.S. for 100 years. Richard Wright, a communist at the time, wrote
extensively (in the 1930s and 40s) about their goal to use race and
white guilt to grow and fortify communism in the United States and how
it would work. In his most famous book, Native Son he wrote about
the criminal "Bigger Thomas," who despite being a rapist, a murderer,
and an abuser, is excused by the communists and defended because he's
such a clear example of what the US "society" creates by being racist.
What's going on now is EXACTLY this same scheme, or maybe they really believe it, I don't know.
It's
sorta amazing to watch this stuff and see the Frankfurt school, WEB
Dubois, Richard Wright (Obama hero) and global communism advancing the same exact plot they've been using for a century and no one seems to recognize it--except maybe Lindsey Graham, for the love of God.
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:27 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:27 AM (arJlL)
The Post and Courier @postandcourier
16m
BREAKING: @MarkSanford, S.C. Republican and former U.S. Representative, is considering a presidential run against Trump.
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (BqBId)
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If he hadn't gone on the Appalachian Trail, he was positioned to being a strong presidential nominee in 2016.
But, he's never recovered, despite his win of his old House seat.
Go back to Real Estate, Mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:27 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 10:27 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (JgA4k)
I was looking on Amazon for underwear deals on Prime Day - I was reading through reviews on a particular style of underwear. Some idiot actually wrote:
"I love these underwear. I had to order a second pack because these are already covered in sweat stains, lube stains and semen stains."
I mean, really?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (vg8iE)
NEW: @HawleyMO tells me he is taking on higher education monopolies with 2 pieces of legislation. 1st provides Pell grants to job training/certification programs. 2nd requires universities to pay 50% of student loan balance for those who end up defaulting
https://tinyurl.com/y4t2yn3r
Now who could object to that?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (oVJmc)
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Universities and all Democrats who rely on them for votes, election funding, and propaganda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (JgA4k)
The Grays have been waiting for this for YEARS.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (5NMZN)
Modern life is really sad in many ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)
Who doesn't have a void in their life to one degree or another, though? Plenty of non-basement-dwellers have followed what they were assured was the path to meaning and fulfillment, only to find it was a lie. So they sunk years and years of their lives into the effort of it, for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Kris at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)
Local meat lockers.
Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (ykq7q)
In Puerto Rico, who would notice?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (oVJmc)
Emphasis on "Wide" for the Angriest Woman in the World, fully upholstered in Couch.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 10:29 AM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
The thing is, it might not be for nothing.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (UVPuB)
..
What did they pay for it?
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
2 kees of schneef and a case of assorted silk scarves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (Ct55T)
Big difference. Nyah!
Posted by: Anna Puma
Hmmmm.....okay.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (arJlL)
So, I watched Trump's remarks about Ilhan Omar from the Rose Garden yesterday... It's a thing of beauty, I tells ya.
I bet elected Republicans who watched that got phantom pains where their nads used to be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (DgeGH)
Combining the weird with the idiotically wrong, Kurt makes his latest foray into the comments.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, wating for Dunham to act at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (cyuo5)
Posted by: Caliban at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (QE8X6)
Modern life is really sad in many ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:11 AM (VyAV0)
Who doesn't have a void in their life to one degree or another, though? Plenty of non-basement-dwellers have followed what they were assured was the path to meaning and fulfillment, only to find it was a lie. So they sunk years and years of their lives into the effort of it, for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
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I would argue that something like 99% of the population naturally have voids in their lives.
It's a question of what to fill it with.
Do you go with something like Christianity, which provides large answers and attempts to give you purpose?
Or do reject it because believing in a 2,000 year old carpenter as your savior is just so unreasonable and, instead, you will fill that void with corporate product and meaningless ironic actions?
Remember the guy who cried through the Star Wars trailer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (axyOa)
I read that, Metal Oxide Varistor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 10:22 AM (w54mS)
That's alright, I read it to be one of the commands in 8086 assembly language. Took me a bit to realize he was replying to my post.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Count de Monet
"Never play poker with a dog with no tail."
It's an old expression I made up after seeing that cartoon a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (kfcYC)
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Meh.
Posted by: Taxpayer funded public universities at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (MAstk)
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Well, he's familiar with foreign affairs. And lying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:15 AM (O8WFE)
My conspiracy theory is they're testing antigravity drives based on technology they stole from Tesla after he died.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (arJlL)
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Meh.
Posted by: Taxpayer funded public universities at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (MAstk)
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"We're a bit nervous."
-Endowments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (VyAV0)
What is interesting is the Clintons may find it in their interest to
insure Trump wins 2020 in order for the Clintoons to remain the only
standing king maker in the party.
I very much doubt they carry that kind of weight anymore. Bill is an embarrassment, and Hillary is a twotime loser and embarrassment. The Dems just want them to go away.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (UVPuB)
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Who never had time for a wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 10:32 AM (gC2IV)
I'm going out of the box a little:
The eventual Dem Prez nominee has not announced yet.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:17 AM (qSCcj)
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The Mooche is probably their best shot at this point ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:32 AM (WqPYg)
So they double the price, write off the phony loss, and still get paid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 10:32 AM (oVJmc)
Remember the guy who cried through the Star Wars trailer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The carpenter is my homie.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:32 AM (0v57o)
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OFFS, I keep explaining that my allergies were really bad that day. Geez.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:32 AM (qSCcj)
U.S. for 100 years.
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The Rothschild's weren't commies.
"The division of the United States into federations of equal force was decided long before the Civil War by the high financial powers of Europe. These bankers were afraid that the United States, if they remained in one block and as one nation, would attain economic and financial independence, which would upset their financial domination over the world. The voice of the Rothschilds prevailed... Therefore they sent their emissaries into the field to exploit the question of slavery and to open an abyss between the two sections of the Union."
Bismarck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
25k. Don't know how much the restoration cost but Aerosmith is paying for it and more.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (zFzxj)
are going to rush Area 51. "
Interesting to see facetwat disown this - as if "what people say on facetwit" doesn't reflect, you know... reality.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)
tell that to all the corporations, actors, and politicians that backed down to the facetwat mob like it was real life. If this is a joke, it should be a learning experience for some.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (n13/j)
What is interesting is the Clintons may find it in their interest to
insure Trump wins 2020 in order for the Clintoons to remain the only
standing king maker in the party.
I very much doubt they carry that kind of weight anymore. Bill is an embarrassment, and Hillary is a twotime loser and embarrassment. The Dems just want them to go away.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (T6t7i)
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It's obvious that some significant portion of the party wants nothing to do with her anymore. It feels like a majority had no love for her in 2016, and now that she lost to Literally Hitler in what should have been the easiest election ever, she has very few actual fans.
Still, she obviously still has some clout. Perhaps enough to make the entire existing field look like garbage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (VyAV0)
And lose.
I have a mental pic of you as Lucy pulling the football away.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Remember, if God loved you and wanted you to win the lottery, you would have found a winning ticket on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)
*clutches chest*
"It's the BIG ONE, Elizabeth! I'm comin' to ya!"
Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:30 AM (lwiT4)
On the other hand, it might actually be for nothing. So neener. And thus ends my sophisticated and compelling argument.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
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Oh cool.
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (MAstk)
Go back to Real Estate, Mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:27 AM (VyAV0)
Besides the obvious lying and hiding out from his job during the Appalachian trail incident, the main thing he never recovered from was when, in his comeback bid, he admitted pretty openly "yeah you know that whole "conservative" act I put on when I was Governor? That was just to make you stupid chumps happy, I never believed any of that crap."
For a supposedly conservative state, South Carolina has some of the most obnoxiously toxic political characters of any.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
Gah!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (ptqGC)
Suckerberg for posting this Area 51 thing to take media attention off
his Pedogate problems.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)
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Heh, that distracted boyfriend meme image just popped into my head. Someone needs to (probably already has) photoshop a pre-teen girl for the one in the red blouse.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (WqPYg)
I think the foreign troll who knows little of our culture might be confusing him with his competitor Rupert Murdoch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (DgeGH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
I am almost nearly swayed by your persuasion.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (lwiT4)
..
The universities will stop accepting students.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (wB3g3)
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. Plants, trees, insects, fish, animals, the weather...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)
You left out snakes. There are snakes there that will chase after you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
They'll eat you with the top half and buttstuff you with the bottom half.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (VyAV0)
The Clintons have no friends. They only have clients, donors, and minions. And dead bodies.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
That's a good one . More likely weaponizing some of his technology.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (zFzxj)
What's funny is that the alien stuff isn't even at Area 51.
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
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Bob from the NSA doesn't mess around ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (WqPYg)
IIRC, Aussiland was very drought stricken during WWII...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Senor Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (dT7sR)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)
Of course he already tried giving you enough sense to know that only desperate chumps play the lottery and expect to get anything out of it, but apparently that didn't work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)
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You can climb a nearby mountain and if you don't leave a car parked there, and cover yourself completely with a camo tarp you can get a look. They use optics, acoustics, thermal and methane sniffing and will patrol that mountain if they detect activity. Its not on area 51 but is posted no trespassing gvt. prop.
They are quite serious about what they are doing there. Very secure.
Posted by: stuff to avoid at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (Iqg12)
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Well, he's familiar with foreign affairs. And lying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Pffft.....couldn't even keep his house seat.
Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)
insure Trump wins 2020
Risky. Investigations into Epstein and their Foundation threaten it all.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (nIvDu)
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
Not gonna tell you. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Bob, NSA at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (gmo/4)
Plenty of non-basement-dwellers have followed what they were assured was
the path to meaning and fulfillment, only to find it was a lie. So they
sunk years and years of their lives into the effort of it, for nothing.
That's pretty sad. I can only surmise that "looking for meaning" means that somewhere along the line they missed developing an ontology based on anything beyond the physical, aren't interested in learning skills, don't care about learning for the sake of knowledge, and think fulfillment comes from the outside, not internally from self-respect.
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (nRWPy)
Missing UAE oil tanker which disappeared in the Strait of Hormuz in July, 2019, found floating off the coast of Baja, California.
On board were hundreds of people who had disappeared near Area 51 in September, 2019. None had any memory of how they got there.
*Rod Serling lights cigaret*
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
That's a good one . More likely weaponizing some of his technology.
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Embrace the power of "and"?
Posted by: stuff to avoid at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (5aPVF)
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But he saw the sea.
Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (5NMZN)
insure Trump wins 2020
Risky. Investigations into Epstein and their Foundation threaten it all.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (nIvDu)
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I want them to go into exile to a non-extradition country.
I want the Left to explain that they can never come back to the US because of political persecution.
I want the DOJ to outline in great detail Bill's crimes at Epstein's island.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (VyAV0)
"I love these underwear. I had to order a second pack because these are already covered in sweat stains, lube stains and semen stains."
I mean, really?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM
They came pre-stained from Amazon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (gmo/4)
My passport, my marriage license, and a utility bill to prove I'm still living at the same address.
As to the actual question on my renewal form, if my "gender has changed" since my last renewal, I'm hoping I don't need proof from my doctor that I'm still female.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (ptqGC)
Oh.
Guess I should put pants on before I go runnin' out to the sidewalk.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (VyAV0)
Funny, make the pronouns male and you could be talking about Jeb.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (nRWPy)
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Everyone wave bye to Witchdoktor.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (0v57o)
And lose.
I have a mental pic of you as Lucy pulling the football away.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Remember, if God loved you and wanted you to win the lottery, you would have found a winning ticket on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Is there someone who God hates enough to make them lose it in the first place?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (kfcYC)
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
Hangar 18, Wright-Patterson AFB
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)
There you go again. Making fun of my retirement strategy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (m79Dg)
Funny, make the pronouns male and you could be talking about Jeb.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (Kpl3J)
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He's gonna run in 2024, isn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (VyAV0)
party wants nothing to do with her anymore. It feels like a majority had
no love for her in 2016, and now that she lost to Literally Hitler in
what should have been the easiest election ever, she has very few actual
fans.
Still, she obviously still has some clout. Perhaps enough to make the entire existing field look like garbage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I don't doubt that they have a few deadenders with them in the bunker, but no, I think now she has anti-clout.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 10:39 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (lwiT4)
Jane, can't you just tell them you're here illegally?
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (nIvDu)
Just a slow decline into utter mediocrity.
Posted by: H Badger at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (n/0Nw)
I'm caught.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (0v57o)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (kfcYC)
Well, he has angels that drop winning lottery tickets all the time. Angels already have an obscenely generous compensation package.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 10:39 AM (T6t7i)
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I would be shocked if there aren't still Clinton loyalists in the higher echelons of the DNC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (VyAV0)
Biden 32%
Sanders 19%
Warren 14%
Harris 13%
Buttigieg 5%
O'Rourke 3%
Yang 2%
Booker 2%
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)
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I have no idea what will happen, but I've been thinking that this slate of candidates is so ridiculous that it leaves a door wide open for a latecomer to swoop in and "save the day."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
I'm sticking with my prediction that Biden drops out by Labor Day.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (kfcYC)
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
Hangar 18, Wright-Patterson AFB
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
It's at Elon Musk's place. He's trying to use it to reverse engineer his way back to his home planet.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (a2xio)
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Now that's deep right there, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (hjaPQ)
Does she have big bewbs ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (arJlL)
16m
BREAKING: @MarkSanford, S.C. Republican and former U.S. Representative, is considering a presidential run against Trump.
Go home Mark Sanford you're drunk!
He lost his own primary in his own hometown.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (9VeU0)
When I was in high school, I remember the mom of a friend of mom, quite cute to us all, but a complete airhead, and she was pulled over one morning taking him to school late, wearing only a housecoat, and the cop said "do you know your license has been expired for 7 years?" And she said "but I thought once you got them they were always good, nobody told me I had to do it again!"
she was fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)
It. Moved.
It's way past time for that to happen. They also need to get rid of any class that has "grievance" in its title. Cut the BS and let's get back to the original purpose of kollidge. Learning more about Truth and How the World Actually Works instead of fringe-leftard indoctrination (which is mostly dreamed-up bullshit anyway).
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (2EMYr)
And I thought there was a poll yesterday that had Beto the Pedo at 0%.
Oh, and polls are for strippers.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
I think the left will run as far from the Clintons in 2020 as possible.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (nRWPy)
That reminds me, I need to make an appointment with my ontologist.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: H Badger at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (Z4rgH)
I'm caught.
Posted by: rickb223
Was it the bean soup that gave you away ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (arJlL)
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Well, duh.
But his approved in-party is a good proxy for Republican enthusiasm.
Put it this way, if Reagan had party approval in the 60s, would GHWB gotten elected?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (k81AA)
she was fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Wearing only a housecoat? I'll bet she was fun.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (0v57o)
Posted by: Blue state legislatures at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (MAstk)
Hangar 18, Wright-Patterson AFB
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Also, a song by Megadeth. Quite good.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
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OK, now do that with the borders
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (H4xk5)
It. Moved.
It's way past time for that to happen. They also need to get rid of any class that has "grievance" in its title. Cut the BS and let's get back to the original purpose of kollidge. Learning more about Truth and How the World Actually Works instead of fringe-leftard indoctrination (which is mostly dreamed-up bullshit anyway).
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (HaL55)
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How about either a really strong liberal arts program that teaches Greek or Latin, the Classics, World (especially Western) history, and literature for the first 3 years followed by a 2 year study of a STEM type degree?
That could produce some high quality members of society, no?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (VyAV0)
People have nothing in their lives that give them meaning, so they
attach themselves to memes ironically in order to fill the day. So, when
a show they like features talk of a McDonald's sauce that hasn't
existed in 20+ years, they latch onto it and scream at McDonald's to
bring it back. They do this in the internet space and in meat space. The
idea is that there's ironic fun to it, but you can tell that it stems
from some kind of void in their lives. Modern life is really sad in many ways.
"Existential vacuum."
/not sold by Hoover
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (JgA4k)
You Can Depends On Her!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (2EMYr)
For the shits and giggles.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (VyAV0)
There not so much loyalists as they are "blackmailed hacks that know what's good for them, IYKWIMAITYD."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (m79Dg)
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They never die they just transition away.
Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (5NMZN)
bluebell, Amazon has those wool dryer balls on special right now for $16.95
Just FYI. They do work great says Mrs. JTB who (wisely) doesn't let me do the laundry.
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: micky at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (3byMq)
16m
BREAKING: @MarkSanford, S.C. Republican and former U.S. Representative, is considering a presidential run against Trump.
Isn't he the Guv who mysteriously disappeared to pork some Brazilian chick?*
*Approximately, though not necessarily totally accurate*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (2EMYr)
Posted by: rickb223
I knew the second I read it that that little detail would completely dominate the post.
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (kfcYC)
If God truly hated someone, he'd let them win. Because then they'd coast through life content to think that outcomes have nothing to do with their own effort, and 9 times out of ten they'll end up destroying themselves with the winnings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:45 AM (O8WFE)
https://tinyurl.com/y4t2yn3r
Now who could object to that?
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Yoohoo! Over here!! uh-huh over here!!!
Posted by: President of Oberlin College at July 16, 2019 10:45 AM (Iqg12)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:37 AM (nRWPy)
....and that little girl was ME. Well, actually, the only thing that applies directly to me is the last clause about value coming from the inside not the outside. I was raised to believe that I had value only insofar as a utility for other people.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
It's at
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 10:35 AM (qSCcj)
Hangar 18, Wright-Patterson AFB
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
It's at Elon Musk's place. He's trying to use it to reverse engineer his way back to his home planet.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (a2xio)
Zuckerberg keeps trying to break in to sabotage his efforts, because their respective planets have been at war for centuries.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:45 AM (a2xio)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:46 AM (arJlL)
Hangar 18, Wright-Patterson AFB
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Also, a song by Megadeth. Quite good.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
*bangs head*
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Hangar Eiiiighteen I know too much!
Megadeth's Rust in Peace. Great album.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 10:46 AM (O8WFE)
Corsair! Get your F4U Corsair here! Only $3.5 million!
I'll buy this if I win the Mega Millions.
Y'all can come over and drool on it.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 10:47 AM (88+cf)
that somewhere along the line they missed developing an ontology based
on anything beyond the physical, aren't interested in learning skills,
don't care about learning for the sake of knowledge, and think
fulfillment comes from the outside, not internally from self-respect.
If you were seeking the true Meaning of Life, where's the last place you'd look? After you found out it wasn't 42 after all, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:47 AM (HaL55)
that somewhere along the line they missed developing an ontology based
on anything beyond the physical, aren't interested in learning skills,
don't care about learning for the sake of knowledge, and think
fulfillment comes from the outside, not internally from self-respect.
--. value coming from the
inside not the outside. I was raised to believe that I had value only
insofar as a utility for other people.
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So does this mean they need more or less sex?
Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 10:47 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:20 AM
*pats pockets*
*checks under couch cushions*
*calculates Australian exchange rate*
Crap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2019 10:47 AM (ejd/p)
You Can Depends On Her!
I can see chaos at the convention and no clear leader. And then, like magic, Hillary The Inevitable comes in and saves the day as the nominee.
But then again I might think that Stanley Kubrick was murdered because he gave away too many secrets in Eyes Wide Shut
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (AkkRZ)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?
Posted by: JT
It's one giant wool ball collected from belly button lint and kept in a mason jar on Funk and Wagnall's back porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (0v57o)
Bottom line, it will be Biden.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)
Getting the things we want is oftentimes terribly corrosive. To the Horde: Imagine if at the age of 18, you had 100 million dollars.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (hjaPQ)
Biden 32%
Sanders 19%
Warren 14%
Harris 13%
Buttigieg 5%
O'Rourke 3%
Yang 2%
Booker 2%
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)
Yang is surging! Break out the mops!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (nRWPy)
..
What did they pay for it?
Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
$25,000. Have watched all the episodes about this, including the finale last Sunday, where Mike, Frank, and Danielle present the van to Aerosmith. I'm not 100% sure how much it cost to preserve the van( Aerosmith and the pickers didn't want to fully restore it, just make it safe to drive and replace and age some of the non salvageable metal on it. Inside, the drivers seat still is bolted to 2 x 4's , etc.) The pickers were going to do it at cost only, but Aerosmith ended up giving them an additional $10,000 grand as a reward for their efforts. Well worth watching the episode, although man, the guys in Aerosmith close up really are showing their age.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (FMlhO)
16m
BREAKING: @MarkSanford, S.C. Republican and former U.S. Representative, is considering a presidential run against Trump.
Isn't he the Guv who mysteriously disappeared to pork some Brazilian chick?*
*Approximately, though not necessarily totally accurate*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (2EMYr)
Mark Sanford, the Republican version of a John Edwards or possibly even an Anthony Weener. Total phony, who was being groomed for higher office, by whomever does such grooming... and was sidetracked because he's a sociopath.
But he still thinks he's got a following, so he's gonna keep pushing, because his type has no shame.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:49 AM (a2xio)
Bottom line, it will be Biden.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (VpIIl)
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The dude, yesterday, just said, "If you like your plan you can keep your plan." About his new healthcare plan.
It's a death of a thousand cuts, and he's cutting himself daily.
I don't see it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:49 AM (VyAV0)
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Breaking news regarding Beto's parentage!
https://bit.ly/30EfVrF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?"
JT, It's a set of six. And I knew the risk I took using the words 'wool dryer balls' in the same sentence, even on AoSHQ.
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
The original source of Hanger Steak.
Eating aliens was a treat reserved for Howard Hughes and his Hollywood bimbos.
And occasionally, dinners at the White House.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (2EMYr)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (p997d)
I would have died grinning while up to my neck in women and cocaine.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)
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LOL. That needs to be made (if not already) into one of those Demotivational Posters.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)
I'd be willing to take that chance. I'm betting that I'm the 1 in 10. See what I did there? I brought the gambling thing into the conversation. Never mind.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Someguy
Can't imagine it at 18.
But I can imagine it at 57.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 10:51 AM (0v57o)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?
Posted by: JT
It's one giant wool ball collected from belly button lint and kept in a mason jar on Funk and Wagnall's back porch.
Posted by: rickb223
(Checks bellybutton and looks for Bluebell's address)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:51 AM (U7k5w)
A lot more sex that is pleasurable, yet potenially meaningless.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 10:51 AM (AkkRZ)
or Latin, the Classics, World (especially Western) history, and
literature for the first 3 years followed by a 2 year study of a STEM
type degree?
That could produce some high quality members of society, no?
I would think so. I'd also include Political Studies too, with an emphasis on our own government and why we really are the exception to the rule when it comes to the history of world governments.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (HaL55)
Yang is surging! Break out the mops!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)
I refuse to believe such polls have any basis in reality. Totally made up numbers, from fudged sampling that nobody believes has any correlation to actual voters.
So Biden still has money behind him. And the mid level schlubs must do whatever they can to crawl out of the slime pit into the big time. I guess if you don't register any numbers, that means they're trying to tell you to go away, because I don't believe for a second Hickenloopy doesn't have ANY support, nor does Hippy Dippy Chick.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (arJlL)
"I love these underwear. I had to order a second pack because these are already covered in sweat stains, lube stains and semen stains."
I mean, really?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2019 10:28 AM
They came pre-stained from Amazon?
amazon gets them from a vending machine in japan.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
I disagree. He hated Esau. Hates evil. Hates divorce. There are plenty of direct examples from the Bible of God hating.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
How modern society creates an existential vacuum:
https://tinyurl.com/yybr7y64
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (AkkRZ)
All at odds with the trend.
Or it could mean everyone, including Dem voters, have forgotten the debates. Next debates at the end of the month.
Here's some news - Mike Gravel has qualified for the 2d debate.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (88+cf)
That could produce some high quality members of society, no?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 10:43 AM (VyAV0)
Cough, ahem.
https://www.hillsdale.edu/academics/classical-liberal-arts-core/
Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (FMlhO)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 10:47 AM (5NMZN)
I certainly could've done with a LOT more sex. And not feeling utterly worthless. But sex would've helped.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
The dude, yesterday, just said, "If you like your plan you can keep your plan." About his new healthcare plan.
It's a death of a thousand cuts, and he's cutting himself daily.
I don't see it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He doesn't really want to win. He's a placeholder. I'm not going campaigning again.
Posted by: H====>! at July 16, 2019 10:54 AM (Iqg12)
Posted by: Phred Phelps at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: micky at July 16, 2019 10:44 AM (3byMq)
I hope he remembers to bring his go-bag. If not, he'll be in deep doo-doo.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (BD/yx)
This is not equivalent exchange.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
I disagree. He hated Esau. Hates evil. Hates divorce. There are plenty of direct examples from the Bible of God hating.
Posted by: Insomniac
Dat's de OLD Testament.
C'mon, admit it. Dint ya grin when he turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (arJlL)
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With enough money, and photo shop, anything is possible.
Posted by: G. Soros at July 16, 2019 10:56 AM (Iqg12)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 10:56 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 16, 2019 10:56 AM (kG5hP)
Hmm.
Undoubtedly rayciss, so... no.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:56 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 10:56 AM (wB3g3)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (4+h7o)
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Pasty Joe: Doing Push-Ups With His Mind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
I disagree. He hated Esau. Hates evil. Hates divorce. There are plenty of direct examples from the Bible of God hating.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
I think the most charitable reading of such things is to suggest that humans cannot contemplate the mind of the Creator, so we attribute to Him such notions as "hate" and "love," when in reality, we have no clue how that works.
It's an open question, as far as I'm concerned, as to whether the Creator has any affinity for us at all, or that the Supreme Being is even remotely interested in our comings and goings.
I believe God is God, and He does love us. I don't fear His hate. What scares me is His indifference.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Phred Phelps at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (88+cf)
Ahem, Dead Democrat Fred Phelps
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (c04Om)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Corsair! Get your F4U Corsair here! Only $3.5 million!
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 09:52 AM
Pat Taylor of Taylor Energy, now deceased, had one in his hanger at the New Orleans Lakefront Airport. I used to visit the hanger with a buddy now and then.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (gjHJW)
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (bCLt0)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?"
JT, It's a set of six.
so, not enough to play a round of bocce while you're waiting for the washer.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 10:50 AM (nRWPy)
I disagree. He hated Esau. Hates evil. Hates divorce. There are plenty of direct examples from the Bible of God hating.
Posted by: Insomniac
Dat's de OLD Testament.
C'mon, admit it. Dint ya grin when he turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:55 AM (arJlL)
He's the same God in both. Hard to understand the Old Testament properly without the New and vice versa.
As for OT and wrath, Jonah's story mentions how He tends to be more forgiving than he represents himself. He presents himself as a Father, and that involves discipline.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (p997d)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe Stalin at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (Ez6QX)
I've got 4 kids and a shit ton of laundry...hell no.
I'd be spending my entire day drying clothes.
Posted by: H Badger at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)
Doppleganger for Butthead.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (wB3g3)
fuck you bob.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
It's in Yucca Mountain.
You only thought they buried nuclear waste there.
That's exactly what they'd say if they wanted to keep you out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (0v57o)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 10:51 AM (U7k5w)
And you just put your finger on why suicide rates have been rising dramatically in the over-60 age group, especially among men.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (FhXTo)
SIXTEEN Ninety FIVE ?
Do ya get like a million of them ?
Or is it just one GIANT wool ball ?"
JT, It's a set of six.
so, not enough to play a round of bocce while you're waiting for the washer.
Posted by: Anachronda
So you know about these things too ?
Are you guys in a secret society ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (wB3g3)
Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (37bED)
Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
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You should take some comfort in the fact that your witty mind and sense of humor continually brings joy to many. [Being serious here.]
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 10:57 AM (bCLt0)
Comedy.
Tall grass. Ball sack.
Laughs for days.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (88+cf)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
as with all other physical skills, practice.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (Ez6QX)
I've heard it said that Beto looks like the skateboard riding dude that every middle aged woman had a crush on back in high school.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (nMj2X)
Exhibit A: the platypus.
Whatever happened to her ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 10:59 AM (arJlL)
I'd rather marry her than Oedipus.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (CPk08)
And He'll wager with The Notorious BLZ Bubb when He gets bored.
Example B: Job
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (HaL55)
He has a pretty good sense of humor, though.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (HaL55)
I beg to differ.--Lucifer.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (88+cf)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
I'm of the same mindset.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (U7k5w)
I've got 4 kids and a shit ton of laundry...hell no.
I'd be spending my entire day drying clothes.
Posted by: H Badger
So, just put the wet clothes back on the kids and hand THEM on the line !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (arJlL)
There are some Old Testament folks who are no longer around who might disagree about God not hating.....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (gmo/4)
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I saw a photo of Beto this morning . He is one goofy looking guy. Where did the charismatic and good looking meme come from.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 16, 2019 10:53 AM (JgA4k)
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Whenever anyone mentions either Beto or the Canadian PM, the picture in my head is that doctor from Scrubs. I'm not going to reserve any extra brainspace for remembering those two goobers.
Posted by: irright at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
No. God is all good, he IS "good." Evil is the choice of the irrational in opposition to the rational movement toward the Good. Esau chose his own path by choosing the irrational, evil is the opposition of the good, divorce again is a free will choice to move against the objective good. Those are all things that man chooses in opposition to the rational, the Good which is, who is God. God allows men the free will choice to not choose Him and objective goodness and the consequences of those choices, but He doesn't "hate." He only loves and wants what is good, but doesn't stand in your way when you choose.......poorly (or even forgive the poor choice without your recognizing it, asking for forgiveness, doing penance, and accepting the consequences).
The supra-mundane mind of vast intelligence does not hate, it only allows the action of the free will. Being subject to the consequences of sin isn't because God hates.
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Maybe the middle aged bow wows, but I can't imagine a hawt chick giving him a second glance. Unless he be flashin' da Benjamins.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Well I'm middle aged and I never had a crush on a guy who looked like a tall gangly Kennedy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
He has a pretty good sense of humor, though.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 10:58 AM (HaL55)
I beg to differ.--Lucifer.
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Well you might as well say -- free will. You don't get one without the other.
Humans. So aggravating. Why do they deserve so much! I mean really, they're idiots! They literally have no clue. They can't make up their minds about anything, and they don't stick with their decisions once they make them. And the first thing that comes along distracts them.
I, like poor hungry Esau, was tricked into renouncing my birthright! I deserve to inherit! I alone! Mankind is filth! Garbage people!
Posted by: Luci in the sky with diamonds at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (Lez25)
Posted by: Jordan61
Yesterday you were "too old" and today you're middle aged !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (arJlL)
Shit, why not Secretary of Defense? Prolly because he isn't planning on having a Department of Defense! Anybody fucks with us, he just releases the unicorns... and they know he's just crazy enough to do it, too!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (1on5E)
Recently I started using DeFunkify for laundry detergent and it seems to be working well. Gets out the odors and doesn't irritate my skin. Also simplifies my laundry routine, since I use it on both regular and delicate loads -- no special Woolite loads.
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Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 16, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX
Pin the newspaper's stocks page on a corkboard.
Throw 10 or 20 darts at it.
Invest in the stocks that the darts hit.
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