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Daivid Marat.jpg


The Death Of Marat
Jacques-Louis David

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (FE+I8)

2 So that's what kind of day it will be.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (FTlwv)

3
Suicide isn't painless. Mostly moist, it appears.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

4 Now I know where that Steve Goodman album cover came from.

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (ykq7q)

5 Dude must have been waiting on the cable guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (FE+I8)

6 Behold the future promised by Doll Eyes Alex and her acolytes..

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (u8mzJ)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (VyAV0)

8 Marat wasn't suicide.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (XXMYi)

9 Peter Buttigieg, in bath, after latest poll numbers.... or maybe it's Beto.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (bCLt0)

10 Good pic for a Monday, CBD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)

11 Sadly, Godot had just arrived.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM (yKlt4)

12 Pete and Robert in a tub?

So where's Ms. Scarlet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM (u8mzJ)

13 "Poor old Marat, in you we trust, you worked till yor eyes were as read as rust...."..... name that tune.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM (bCLt0)

14 I feel like I'm supposed to know who this guy is to understand the painting.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (p997d)

15 Can anybody read the hots in his hand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

16 Marat, after his editor read the note and corrected the mistakes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (m79Dg)

17 Suicide isn't painless. Mostly moist, it appears.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

Stabbed, in his bath, by Charlotte Corday, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (abNpZ)

18 8 Marat wasn't suicide.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (XXMYi)


Yeah, he got whacked by Charlotte Corday. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (xjiRE)

19 Charlotte Corday killed him

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (U7k5w)

20 Willowed:

Study: 95 Percent of Biologists Say Life Begins at Conception
+++++
Fact: The federal WIC Program considers a pregnant woman two people.

Posted by: That one moron what works for the gov't at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (+S1Fy)

21 Suicide isn't painless. Mostly moist, it appears.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

----

But you can take or leave it if you please.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (8XRCm)

22 Appropriate

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (YslsA)

23 Marat wasn't suicide.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (XXMYi)

Hillary did it, huh? I knew she was old, but...

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (m79Dg)

24 Marat, one of the leading rabble rousers of the French Revolution. A madmoiselle got all stabby on him while he batched.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (u8mzJ)

25 15 Can anybody read the hots in his hand?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

Milk
Bread
Eggs
FroYo
Old Milwaukee Lite

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

26 It wasn't suicide - Charlotte Corday stabbed him in an attempt to stop the Jacobins.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (YslsA)

27 The Revolution always, inevitably, devours its own, except perhaps, the American Revolution... another example of American Exceptionalism????

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (bCLt0)

28 Well, there's a real pick-me-up.

Although the painting is well-done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (aXucN)

29 Is that the Marat cat ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (arJlL)

30 My college art history prof said that Marat lived in the sewers before/during the French Revolution and it gave him a skin condition where he only got relief in some kind of bath. Hence the tub. Others can correct me if this is wrong. fyi only. have a great day!

Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (5oWLH)

31 we had a month of hyperventilating about ICE raids, Houston was listed as a target city

There are zero articles on ICE so far, well except for the ones saying our police don't want to work with ICE

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (XTiHL)

32 Fact: The federal WIC Program considers a pregnant woman two people.

Posted by: That one moron what works for the gov't



So do most homicide codes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (FE+I8)

33 Marat, one of the leading rabble rousers of the French Revolution. A madmoiselle got all stabby on him while he batched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (u8mzJ)

Yeah. He earned every stabby thrust righteously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (abNpZ)

34 Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (JbwjR)

35 Hell hath no fury like a revolutionary scorned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (HaL55)

36 Holy crap.

My favorite painting of all time.

Thanks, CBD

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (AURKQ)

37 Charlotte got mad because Marat did not call her Doctor de Bathe....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (u8mzJ)

38 9 Peter Buttigieg, in bath, after latest poll numbers.... or maybe it's Beto.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:32 AM (bCLt0)

==========

"Dearest,

I thought that Democrats loved me. I thought that America loved me. But they'd rather have Kamala or Harris. My sense of self-worth is gone."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (VyAV0)

39
Schroedingers Marat - he is both simultaneously alive AND dead until you open the bath door and observe him.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (8XRCm)

40 Appropriate
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (YslsA)
-----------

Pour le quatorze juillet, oui.

Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (aXucN)

41 Marat had some type of skin disease, and spent hours per day in a bath to ease his discomfort.

Probably the best smelling Frenchman in history.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (YslsA)

42 Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (JbwjR)

I was thinking either AOC or Pelosi, but I will leave that stuff to JJ Sefton!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (wYseH)

43 The hamsters used to be way more vicious about copying and pasting from Word....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (AURKQ)

44 He could have had scabies, rampant.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bCLt0)

45 If he got all stabbied, why is he smiling?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (FE+I8)

46 Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?

----

Olberman gets my vote.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

47 33: Jacobins were the predecessors of today's donks

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (U7k5w)

48 You know, Scabies, Rampant, would look good on a Coat of Arms....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (bCLt0)

49 44 He could have had scabies, rampant.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bCLt0)

Per pale gules et or?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (AURKQ)

50 "Hillary did it, huh? I knew she was old, but..."

that's just a conspiracy theory ... (she has people do the wet work, she just puts finger to her nose then points at the next Arkancide victim)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (Cus5s)

51 48 You know, Scabies, Rampant, would look good on a Coat of Arms....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (bCLt0)

49 44 He could have had scabies, rampant.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bCLt0)

Per pale gules et or?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (AURKQ)

(fistbump)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (AURKQ)

52 30 My college art history prof said that Marat lived in the sewers before/during the French Revolution and it gave him a skin condition where he only got relief in some kind of bath. Hence the tub. Others can correct me if this is wrong. fyi only. have a great day!
Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (5oWLH)

This is true. He was hunted by the Ancien Regime for his pamphlets.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

53 If he got all stabbied, why is he smiling?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:39 AM (FE+I

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Becuase he too was regular at Billy Joel's The Piano Mans bar and somebody ended his wretched life for him....

..

Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

54 Marat had some type of skin disease, and spent hours per day in a bath to ease his discomfort.

Probably the best smelling Frenchman in history.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:37 AM (YslsA)

He didn't have a skin disease, he was just a flake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (abNpZ)

55 Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?



----



Olberman gets my vote.


Be sure and put a rubber ducky in it too. For authenticity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)

56
Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?

"Mueller?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (u8mzJ)

57 Marat was scum...a rabble-rousing "journalist" who successfully advocated for the murder of his political enemies.

He got what he deserved.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 09:40 AM (wYseH)

58 Can anybody read the note in his hand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

59 The note says something about knowing something about the Clintons...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (T8A10)

60 Whose face would be most appropriate to Photoshop here?

----

Olberman gets my vote.
Posted by: fixerupper


There's so many.
Shep
Anderson Cooper
Matt Lauer

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (FE+I8)

61 If you factor in the aborted, African-Americans would have 20% more votes than they do now.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (QkjLD)

62 Wow, was that unintentionally perfectly timed or what?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (T8A10)

63 57: An early frog antifa

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (U7k5w)

64 61 If you factor in the aborted, African-Americans would have 20% more votes than they do now.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (QkjLD)

=========

There'd probably be a lot more intact families and overall wealth for the black community in that instance, I'd bet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (VyAV0)

65 Marat was the French Che only they assassinated him before he could kill them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (zFzxj)

66 Impressive.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (XaSia)

67 Wow, was that unintentionally perfectly timed or what?
Posted by: GGE


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (FE+I8)

68 Marat, one of the leading rabble rousers of the French Revolution. A madmoiselle got all stabby on him while he batched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM

=====

Yeah. He earned every stabby thrust righteously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM


Marat was Swiss. She was just trying to help him become aligned with his nation's most famous agricultural export.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (uvJ9u)

69 Marat was scum...a rabble-rousing "journalist" who successfully advocated for the murder of his political enemies.

He got what he deserved.


Live by the poison pen, die by the poison pen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (HaL55)

70 This is one of the greatest works of political propaganda of all time. It's power is in its appropriation of religious imagery--namely the Pieta and various Lamentations, to create a martyred saint for the great Revolutionary Cause. David was also in charge of Marat's funeral.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (OyyDO)

71 44 He could have had scabies, rampant.....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bCLt0)

Marat had a skin disease, which made him spend as much time as possible in the bath. Corday basically caught him with his pants down.

This one is timely considering the rise of our own Jacobins...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (1FhAQ)

72 65: They guillotined Corday for her efforts. Many others too.

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (U7k5w)

73 58 Can anybody read the note in his hand?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

Oui.... " Trois baguettes, vin ordinaire, le bistec, haricots verts, douze oeufs, et deux K-Y Jelly...."

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (bCLt0)

74 The interweb knows everything.

Detail of The Death of Marat showing the paper held in Marat's left hand. The letter reads (in French) "Il suffit que je sois bien malheureuse pour avoir droit a votre bienveillance" or in English, "Given that I am unhappy, I have a right to your help"

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Marat (24 May 1743 - 13 July 1793) was one of the leaders of the Montagnards, the radical faction ascendant in French politics during the Reign of Terror until the Thermidorian Reaction. Charlotte Corday was a Girondin from a minor aristocratic family and a political enemy of Marat who blamed him for the September Massacre. She gained entrance to Marat's rooms with a note promising details of a counter-revolutionary ring in Caen.

Marat suffered from a skin condition that caused him to spend much of his time in his bathtub; he would often work there. Corday fatally stabbed Marat, but she did not attempt to flee. She was later tried and executed for the murder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (+y/Ru)

75 Shittiest wighat I've ever seen.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (hjaPQ)

76 So where's Ms. Scarlet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM


Library. With the candlestick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 09:45 AM (ejd/p)

77 The letter in his hand is from Corday. Prob. says "I KEEL YOOO!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:45 AM (XXMYi)

78 65 Marat was the French Che only they assassinated him before he could kill them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (zFzxj)

Marat was the French Lenin.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

79 72 65: They guillotined Corday for her efforts. Many others too.


These days you could people to guillotine themselves on Facebook if you called it 'The Headchop Challenge.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (XXMYi)

80 Marat probably over smoked a lot of weed and a hot bath was the only thing that relieved the pain.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (zFzxj)

81 Just imagine if there had been a homogeneous German state at the time Louis was toppled? The Krauts could have been looking at the white cliffs of Dover two centuries sooner.

The British might have been a contender to annex France except they were still bruised after losing America.

Either way, the French would not have gone through the cataclysmic cannibalistic orgy of cultural destruction they did before Napoleon rose to power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (u8mzJ)

82 78 65 Marat was the French Che only they assassinated him before he could kill them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (zFzxj)

Marat was the French Lenin.
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

==========

Who was Robbespierre?

Who was Danton?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (VyAV0)

83 78 65 Marat was the French Che only they assassinated him before he could kill them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (zFzxj)

Marat was the French Lenin.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)


The French Yoko.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (XXMYi)

84 A rough translation of the note in his hand references Uranium One, which may explain his fate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 15, 2019 09:47 AM (YslsA)

85 She was later tried and executed for the murder.

Took them all of three days to mete out her justice. Talk about swift. Judge Roy Bean would be proud. Eventually.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:47 AM (HaL55)

86 Marat was the French Che only they assassinated him before he could kill them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:42 AM (zFzxj)

Marat was the French Lenin.
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

Lenin / Che

220 / 221

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:47 AM (zFzxj)

87 My college art history prof said that Marat lived in the sewers before/during the French Revolution and it gave him a skin condition where he only got relief in some kind of bath.

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So like the Clintons he swam in the sewer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)

88 Great way to start the week.

Posted by: Caliban at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (qEujL)

89 Detail of The Death of Marat showing the paper held in Marat's left hand. The letter reads (in French) "Il suffit que je sois bien malheureuse pour avoir droit a votre bienveillance" or in English, "Given that I am unhappy, I have a right to your help"

Leftism in a nutshell, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (abNpZ)

90 His bathside table has his name on it.
I guess David made furniture too.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (88+cf)

91 We were talking about tatts the other day. This past weekend I ran into an older guy whose two arms were so adorned. Two words came to mind: Faded glory.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (XaSia)

92 89 Detail of The Death of Marat showing the paper held in Marat's left hand. The letter reads (in French) "Il suffit que je sois bien malheureuse pour avoir droit a votre bienveillance" or in English, "Given that I am unhappy, I have a right to your help"

Leftism in a nutshell, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (abNpZ)

===========

"I'm unhappy now."
-Conservative

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant."
-Leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (VyAV0)

93 Marat, one of the leading rabble rousers of the French Revolution. A madmoiselle got all stabby on him while he batched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:35 AM (u8mzJ)

You sure Charlotte Corday wasn't a Florida woman and stabbed Marat because he wouldn't have sex with her in the tub?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (m79Dg)

94 Well that would certainly curtail the fools who have decided to emulate the Lufkin Licker, guillotine oui?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (u8mzJ)

95 Be sure and put a rubber ducky in it too. For authenticity

=====
VERY tangentially related:
James Veitch and the ducks.
https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (JbwjR)

96 Mornin', all,

I came through the tropical storm fine; never lost power or had any real inconvenience. But --

The heavy rain on Wednesday flooded the passenger footwells of my new-to-me BMW sedan. The car started and drove fine, and I got home. But the windshield wipers and windows started misbehaving. I disconnected the battery so no more windows would open, bagged the unclosable windows, and had the car towed to the local dealer. Flo's Bros have opened a claim for me. But the advice I'm getting from online BMW forums says, "Total the car." Progressive is due to inspect the beast on Wednesday. Any advice welcome.

I've driven Buicks and Oldsmobiles and Fords through deeper water than this. If a BMW is that delicate, I'm going back to Buick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (ClOmq)

97 81 Just imagine if there had been a homogeneous German state at the time Louis was toppled? The Krauts could have been looking at the white cliffs of Dover two centuries sooner.

The British might have been a contender to annex France except they were still bruised after losing America.

Either way, the French would not have gone through the cataclysmic cannibalistic orgy of cultural destruction they did before Napoleon rose to power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (u8mzJ)

Germany is not homogeneous. You may mean unified. HRE at Austria's peak might be a plausible hypothetical, but it was just about to formally dissolve at this time.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (p997d)

98 Marat was heartbroken to find out he wasn't selected to be the next James Bond

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 15, 2019 09:50 AM (Ifyg5)

99 72 65: They guillotined Corday for her efforts. Many others too.
Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 09:43 AM (U7k5w)


I've read that after she killed Marat, the remaining leaders got paranoid and ratcheted up the Terror even more.

But she meant well, at least.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:51 AM (xjiRE)

100 "I'm unhappy now."
-Conservative

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant."
-Leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (VyAV0)

One might suggest this resembles the relationship of some Horde members and their exes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:51 AM (p997d)

101 I'm unhappy now."
-Conservative

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant."
-Leftist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (VyAV0)

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant. Oh, look! A poor immigrant child crying because his stuffed animal drowned in the Rio Grande. He will never be the same again after that trauma!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:51 AM (m79Dg)

102
Marat was constantly in the tub because it was the only thing that gave him relief from the skin condition he developed while hiding out in the sewers of Paris.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 09:51 AM (PtOP4)

103 Do something to make your world better today. Big or small. Just DO SOMETHING.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (PkVlr)

104 Dr. Simon Shama examined this work in his fantastic series, "The Power of Art: David". He really gets you into the mind of David when he painted this.

https://youtu.be/l5U87bSHUxI

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

105 I have this beauty on a Bradford Exchange collector plate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (fU1ci)

106 The painter is multi-talented. Also a big star on Seinfeld and Veep.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (9VeU0)

107 101 I'm unhappy now."
-Conservative

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant."
-Leftist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (VyAV0)

"Doesn't matter. Your feelings are unimportant. Oh, look! A poor immigrant child crying because his stuffed animal drowned in the Rio Grande. He will never be the same again after that trauma!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:51 AM (m79Dg)

=========

Well, yeah. He's brown and a real person.

You're probably white and definitely a Nazi, therefore unperson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (VyAV0)

108 Wait. He had a bathtub? That means he was a one per center!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (XaSia)

109 I've driven Buicks and Oldsmobiles and Fords through deeper water than this. If a BMW is that delicate, I'm going back to Buick.

Germans have a bad habit of putting the computers under the seat where they will get soaked immediately.My Passat got flooded once, but I got the box out and dried out before it could self destruct.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (88+cf)

110 Remarkable that our American Revolution was the antithesis of any other....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (bCLt0)

111 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (ClOmq)

Make sure they apply the comprehensive deductible instead of the collision deductible by mistake . Comprehensive ded is usually lower. Or at least it was when I handled auto claims.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (zFzxj)

112 Marat might have lived in the sewers but he definitely was not a mutant ninja turtle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (u8mzJ)

113 Must have been one heck of a headache!

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

114 Marat was heartbroken to hear that Patti Anne Browne is no longer on the Fox News.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (Ifyg5)

115 What a cheerful painting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (1YQBD)

116 David originally intended this painting to be "The Death of Ma Rat," but he was really crappy at drawing rodents wearing bonnets, so here we are.

Posted by: Furious George at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (9vQJW)

117 Do something to make your world better today. Big or small. Just DO SOMETHING.

Be like Charlotte!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (88+cf)

118
I have this beauty on a Bradford Exchange collector plate.


Who doesn't want to see a painting of a political murder right after they eat?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)

119 He lost his froggy and couldn't get over it.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (PkVlr)

120 103. Oh, I do my share, trust me. And you are not the boss of me.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (XaSia)

121 Marat was the French Lenin.
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

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Who was Robbespierre?

Who was Danton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (VyAV0)

Robespierre => Trotsky
Danton => Stalin

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

122 You know, Marat could have had a bad case of chiggers, from a day trip to the country.... chiggers are from the devil...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (bCLt0)

123 110 Remarkable that our American Revolution was the antithesis of any other....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (bCLt0)

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I think it had a lot to do with the fact that the instigators were well educated and the crown was so far away.

They could burn George in effigy all day every day, but they were never closer than a few thousand miles from him.

And, the Americans considered themselves British through most of the Revolution. It was about establishing their own rights as English subjects, not breaking away (which it evolved into and many at the beginning instigated for, of course).

Our Revolution really is an interesting historical anomaly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:55 AM (VyAV0)

124 I have this beauty on a Bradford Exchange collector plate.

Hillary probably has one like that with Gaylord's face. Another with her husband's.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:55 AM (u8mzJ)

125 57 Marat was scum...a rabble-rousing "journalist" who successfully advocated for the murder of his political enemies.

Inspiration for Facebook

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

126 I've going to the doctor with an infected hemorrhoid; imagine you're a doctor and have my ass to look forward to at 10:15.

Boss is happy I'm not there though. Maybe time to find a new gig once my rectum is restored.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (Ifyg5)

127 121 Marat was the French Lenin.
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

==========

Who was Robbespierre?

Who was Danton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:46 AM (VyAV0)

Robespierre => Trotsky
Danton => Stalin
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

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Shouldn't that be reversed? Cause Robespierre killed Danton?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (VyAV0)

128 Its been my experience that the Krauts arent very good at electronics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (1YQBD)

129 Who doesn't want to see a painting of a political murder right after they eat?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)

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They're going up in value, especially if you have The Death of Socrates with genuine 14 karat gold accents to make it a complete set.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (fU1ci)

130 I have this beauty on a Bradford Exchange collector plate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (fU1ci)

I prefer the "Honeymooners", myself.

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (ykq7q)

131 Good morning.

We've had this painting before.

I demand something new!

With tits!

Big 'uns!

Posted by: Robert would even settle for a Rothko at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (ok6hV)

132
What a cheerful painting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (1YQBD)







Yep. I'm a big fan of good communists..... Phil Sheridan-style.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (veoSD)

133 Remarkable that our American Revolution was the antithesis of any other....


It's been pointed out that our revolution was one of the middle and upper classes, the landowners and businessmen, and not the rabble, who would have little concern about preserving existing society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (XXMYi)

134 I haven't read a lot about French Revolution so I really don't understand all the factions, Girondists, Jacobins, etc. Just know that the violent murderous, revolutionaries just got murdered by even more violent murderous revolutionaries and Robespierre was one of the people killed and Marat another.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (+0VWg)

135 Corday was was a Leftist, just not as radical as Marat and David. She murdered Marat because she thought he was ruining the spirit of the Revolution. That opened the door for Robespierre to take over, who plotted against Danton to take complete control. It's hard to say whether the murder made the Revolution worse. Since Marat was a total psychopath, it's probable the Terror would have happened anyway, and lasted longer than just a year.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

136 But the advice I'm getting from online BMW forums says, "Total the car." Progressive is due to inspect the beast on Wednesday. Any advice welcome.

I've driven Buicks and Oldsmobiles and Fords through deeper water than this. If a BMW is that delicate, I'm going back to Buick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (ClOmq)

I had similar problems with my F150 when rain water got past a leaky windshield seal and glitched the GEM module. It's a known fault. Drying the module out, and clearing the fault codes (required a scan tool, not just a code reader) fixed it.

How did so much water get into the car? Barring a window or two left down, there's a fault right there.

Seems to me that your problem, and the one I had, is a result of moisture glitching logic circuits. Water is not sufficiently conductive to pass enough juice to power a window down or operate a lock solenoid, but a logic gate in the brain box only has to "see" a little voltage to think, "OK, I will turn on now."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:58 AM (abNpZ)

137 Revolutionaries are almost always well educated. The proletariat doesn't start communist revolts(that would be silly, they don't even like communism). Jihadis for that matter are generally better educated and higher income than their peers.

It is noteworthy that the Founders identified their own class as the greatest threat to the infant country and devised the system of government to slow them down as much as possible.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:58 AM (p997d)

138 96. The bane of the bimmer owner: Weather

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:58 AM (XaSia)

139 133

It's been pointed out that our revolution was one of the middle and upper classes, the landowners and businessmen, and not the rabble, who would have little concern about preserving existing society.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (XXMYi)

I think the next revolution might be a working/ middle class revolution here... it may be inevitable, sadly...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (bCLt0)

140 The BMW 801 14 cylinder radial engine had cruise control or as they called it, the Power Egg. Because the engine was constantly making adjustments it made formation flying in the FW 190 a bit more difficult.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (u8mzJ)

141 Ours was a war of independence, not a revolution. Big difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (fU1ci)

142 i haven't seen "marat/sade" since way-back-when. a wild ride then, i expect it would be basically unwatchable today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (Pg+x7)

143 Marat, after attempting to enroll in Obamacare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (ptqGC)

144 Well, yeah. He's brown and a real person.

You're probably white and definitely a Nazi, therefore unperson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (VyAV0)

White Nazis need love, too!

I've never quite understood the cognitive dissonance required to hate the haters. That makes you a "good hater" somehow.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (m79Dg)

145 110 Remarkable that our American Revolution was the antithesis of any other....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (bCLt0)

Maybe because it was about freedom. Others are about equality or religion or tribes. It was about the individual and their relationship to government instead of how a group will share in a type of joint salvation by the new order.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

146 RBG writing her final opinion.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:00 AM (sX1BW)

147 144 Well, yeah. He's brown and a real person.

You're probably white and definitely a Nazi, therefore unperson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:52 AM (VyAV0)

White Nazis need love, too!

I've never quite understood the cognitive dissonance required to hate the haters. That makes you a "good hater" somehow.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (m79Dg)

=========

"NoH8" is a slogan.

"Hate Republicans and Christians" is a way of life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)

148 Remember when Trump said some countries were "shitholes" and the same little bitches who are whining now were the same little bitches whining then about how racist it was?

"Oh noes!!! They're going to call Trump a racist!!"

Like, WTF? When did they stop? And name one single conservative they have not called a racist!

FFS, they regularly call black and brown Republicans racist!!

Dumbasses still think there's the perfect Republican out there somewhere that the left won't call a racist.
ALL Republicans are racist as far as the left cares

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 15, 2019 10:00 AM (k81AA)

149 Are there any paintings of Benjamin Franklin and his French mistress playing chess in the bathtub? That would make a nicer subject. And it could be used for the weekend chess thread, too!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 10:00 AM (FaKjN)

150 The administration has announced a sweeping new policy on asylum seekers which requires that they apply for asylum in one of the countries they traversed before seeking asylum in the US.

https://tinyurl.com/yye5pztt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (hjaPQ)

151 Shouldn't that be reversed? Cause Robespierre killed Danton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (VyAV0)

I don't think so. In the French version of the Great Proletariat Revolution, Trotsky outmaneuvered Stalin. Danton was a violent firebrand. Robespierre was more educated, more calm, and more measured.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

152 111
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 09:49 AM (ClOmq)



Make sure they apply the comprehensive deductible instead of the
collision deductible by mistake . Comprehensive ded is usually lower.
Or at least it was when I handled auto claims.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .


My deductible is high in any case. Rates in this benighted dark-ages state are so painful that I bumped my deductible up and dropped rental car reimbursement. I'm wishing now I hadn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)

153 We've had this painting before.

Posted by: Robert would even settle for a Rothko at July 15, 2019 09:57 AM (ok6hV)

Nope. Check again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (wYseH)

154 Notorious Ben F. was a playa'.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (bCLt0)

155 The administration has announced a sweeping new policy on asylum seekers which requires that they apply for asylum in one of the countries they traversed before seeking asylum in the US.


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Sounds a lot like the old policy.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (sX1BW)

156 Funniest thing I saw on the Weather Disaster Channel this weekend.

Reporter wearing waders standing in a neighborhood declaring impending doom, and a guy wearing a tshirt and shorts paddle boarding behind him.

Then, same reporter is in a neighborhood, still standing knee deep in a flooded street, talking with a resident (who is standing on her lawn). She says, "Look out for alligators," and he nearly jumps out of his skin. "There are ALLIGATORS in this water?!?!?"

lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (ptqGC)

157 The administration has announced a sweeping new
policy on asylum seekers which requires that they apply for asylum in
one of the countries they traversed before seeking asylum in the US.



https://tinyurl.com/yye5pztt


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM

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So now they are going to follow International Asylum law.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (JUOKG)

158 151 Shouldn't that be reversed? Cause Robespierre killed Danton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 09:56 AM (VyAV0)

I don't think so. In the French version of the Great Proletariat Revolution, Trotsky outmaneuvered Stalin. Danton was a violent firebrand. Robespierre was more educated, more calm, and more measured.
Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

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Well, there we are. Who people are instead of merely their fates.

Aside: The movie Danton staring Gerard Depardieu as Danton is great. It also came out right as France was going through one of its "rehabilitate Robespierre" phases and the movie got squashed in France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (VyAV0)

159 117 Do something to make your world better today. Big or small. Just DO SOMETHING.

Be like Charlotte!!
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 15, 2019 09:53 AM (88+cf)


It does sound like a bit of a dogwhistle, doesn't it?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (xjiRE)

160 Who was Clanton?

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 10:03 AM (XaSia)

161 Well I'm off. Working tonight. Later roonz and roonettez, thanks for the advice and fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 15, 2019 10:03 AM (T8A10)

162 142 i haven't seen "marat/sade" since way-back-when. a wild ride then, i expect it would be basically unwatchable today.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 15, 2019 09:59 AM (Pg+x7)

Oh Lord. That movie. Yikes!

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 10:03 AM (OyyDO)

163 creeper....




" " Anyone know a way to stop the itching? "

Mrs VIA will scratch herself into an infection with bites.


She swears by this stuff.


https://www.sarna-skincare.com"


From the last thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (cqNba)

164 155 The administration has announced a sweeping new policy on asylum seekers which requires that they apply for asylum in one of the countries they traversed before seeking asylum in the US.


---------------

Sounds a lot like the old policy.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (sX1BW)


So Trump is Gandalf, standing fast on the Bridge in Khazad- Dum....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (bCLt0)

165 140
The BMW 801 14 cylinder radial engine had cruise control or as they
called it, the Power Egg. Because the engine was constantly making
adjustments it made formation flying in the FW 190 a bit more difficult.


Posted by: Anna Puma


I can easily imagine a competition developing between adjacent planes, sort of like people inching forward at a stop light.

"Oh no, bi***, you aren't getting ahead of me".

I *may* have engaged in this behavior myself.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (T6t7i)

166

David A Rat Fink.

another one bites the dust.Nice penmanship though.

Posted by: saf at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (5IHGB)

167 CBD, if you're here, I hate that I've had to miss the food thread for a while now. I was reading it late last night and have to agree with you that char-grilled octopus is wonderful. There's a place here that has some of the best I've had outside Spain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

168 Sounds a lot like the old policy.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (sX1BW)

Also basically the standard U.N. refugee policy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:05 AM (abNpZ)

169 Who was Clanton?

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 10:03 AM (XaSia)

Ike...Clanton gang.....OK corrall.

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 10:05 AM (ykq7q)

170 168 Sounds a lot like the old policy.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (sX1BW)

Also basically the standard U.N. refugee policy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:05 AM (abNpZ)

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"America shouldn't follow it, though. Because we are law and order and stuff."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:05 AM (VyAV0)

171 149
Are there any paintings of Benjamin Franklin and his French mistress
playing chess in the bathtub? That would make a nicer subject.


I think I'm on solid ground when I assert that NOBODY really wants to see Franklin nude. Even his French mistress.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:06 AM (T6t7i)

172 Can I bring over a comment from the previous thread here? I'm late getting up but want to reply to something

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 15, 2019 10:06 AM (mpCh3)

173 172 Can I bring over a comment from the previous thread here? I'm late getting up but want to reply to something
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 15, 2019 10:06 AM (mpCh3)

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I'll allow it.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at July 15, 2019 10:06 AM (fU1ci)

174 91
We were talking about tatts the other day. This past weekend I ran into
an older guy whose two arms were so adorned. Two words came to mind:
Faded glory.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 09:48 AM (XaSia)

I know someone who tattooed both of his legs from the knee up himself when he was in prison. He did it from the first-person view tho so to everyone else the tattooes are upside-down when viewed. Pretty funny sight.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (CQ3Qb)

175 172 Can I bring over a comment from the previous thread here? I'm late getting up but want to reply to something
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 15, 2019 10:06 AM (mpCh3)

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We're past 100 comments.

Anything goes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (VyAV0)

176 10 Good pic for a Monday, CBD.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)

Especially the day after the Fourteenth of July.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (MwFQu)

177 "Can I bring over a comment from the previous thread here? I'm late getting up but want to reply to something"

Yep

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (cqNba)

178 Immigration??? "Sooner or later, you've imported enough drywall hangers and hedge trimmers..."... to paraphrase an erstwhile villain...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

179 Me favorite P-47 with Pratt &Whitney double wasp R-2800 with 2000+ hp cured many FW-190s of flying in formation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (1YQBD)

180 141 Ours was a war of independence, not a revolution. Big difference.

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The revolutionary aspect was the Constitution.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (JbwjR)

181 Nope. Check again.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:01 AM (wYseH)

It doesn't matter one way or another.

The only thing that matters, my friend, is tits.

Big ole 'uns.

Posted by: Robert would even settle for a Georgia O'Queef at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (ok6hV)

182 How did so much water get into the car? Barring a window or two left down, there's a fault right there.



Seems to me that your problem, and the one I had, is a result of
moisture glitching logic circuits. Water is not sufficiently conductive
to pass enough juice to power a window down or operate a lock solenoid,
but a logic gate in the brain box only has to "see" a little voltage to
think, "OK, I will turn on now."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Right, the car thought the headlights should be on even when the ignition and headlight switch were off. Disconnecting the battery saved me from having to replace the battery ($$$$) or bag any more windows or sunroof. Of course the battery in a BMW is in the trunk. Once you close the trunk on a disconnected battery, to open the trunk you have to lower the rear seat and crawl into the compartment to pull a mechanical handle.

The car was parked on a street that in my experience of 18 years rarely floods. The whole area was surprised at how much water fell in an hour. When I got back to the car at 11:30 am, water was an inch below the passenger door -- which suggests it was probably higher earlier. Maybe there was a faulty door seal --? And since the car is still under factory warranty until August, I can complain about that failure, maybe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

183 Dark. I would not hang that over the couch.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (0OmEj)

184
Aside: The movie Danton staring Gerard Depardieu as Danton is great. It also came out right as France was going through one of its "rehabilitate Robespierre" phases and the movie got squashed in France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (VyAV0)






Yep, that's a good one. Although if memory serves, it kind of glorifies Danton and implies that he'd have been less bloodthirsty than the rest of the Frog commies. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

It's been about 20 years or more since I've seen it, so I'm just going from memory.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (veoSD)

185 We're past 100 comments.



Anything goes.


Except links to nude Franklin.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (T6t7i)

186 Trump just tweeted quote by Lindsey Graham calling AOC and the others anti-American commies.


Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM (MAstk)

187 There's a place here that has some of the best I've had outside Spain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

It's such a great dish, and I am seeing it more and more in restaurants.


If I were an octopus, I would be afraid...very afraid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

188 Gerard Depardieu is a good actor with an unfortunate nose....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM (bCLt0)

189 184
Aside: The movie Danton staring Gerard Depardieu as Danton is great. It also came out right as France was going through one of its "rehabilitate Robespierre" phases and the movie got squashed in France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:02 AM (VyAV0)






Yep, that's a good one. Although if memory serves, it kind of glorifies Danton and implies that he'd have been less bloodthirsty than the rest of the Frog commies. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

It's been about 20 years or more since I've seen it, so I'm just going from memory.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (veoSD)

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You're not wrong. Danton is definitely the "good guy" in the film.

But the movie acts as metaphor for what was going on in Poland at the time (with the final years of the USSR).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (VyAV0)

190 Marat (24 May 1743 - 13 July 1793) was one of the leaders of the Montagnards, the radical faction ascendant in French politics during the Reign of Terror until the Thermidorian Reaction."

And this was shortly before the Rectification of the Vuldronaii. Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (Kpl3J)

191 179 Me favorite P-47 with Pratt &Whitney double wasp R-2800 with 2000+ hp cured many FW-190s of flying in formation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (1YQBD)


Just saw one last week at the Cradle of Aviation Museum on Long Island, which was not too far from where the machine was built. Yowza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (zBaqJ)

192 President Trump Opens a New Window. will sign an executive order on Monday to require that the bulk of the steel and iron Opens a New Window. used in federal contracts Opens a New Window. is sourced from U.S. firms., according to a top trade adviser, the latest move by the White House Opens a New Window. to bolster domestic commodity producers.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (MAstk)

193 131-Just for you, Robert. Great tits!

https://tinyurl.com/y69h9pbc

Posted by: Relentlessycheerful at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (+0VWg)

194 I had some octopus on vacation last month. Chewy. Me no like.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:10 AM (lwiT4)

195 188 Gerard Depardieu is a good actor with an unfortunate nose....
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM (bCLt0)


And a girth approaching Nadler globular-cluster territory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:10 AM (zBaqJ)

196 R-2800 powered airplanes:

A-26
P-47
P-61
F4U
F6F
F7F
F8F
B-26

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:10 AM (u8mzJ)

197 27 The Revolution always, inevitably, devours its own, except perhaps, the American Revolution... another example of American Exceptionalism????
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 09:36 AM (bCLt0)

One of the big differences between our revolution and most is that we stopped when we won. We didn't treat it like a continuing mandate to keep imposing social reforms until all traces of the old order were gone.

We won the war, created a new government, and let society continue to evolve naturally, without the "emlightened" guidance of the central planners. They have always viewed that hands off approach as a mistake, naturally.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:10 AM (J+mig)

198 If I were an octopus, I would be afraid...very afraid.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)


They're very intelligent, too. *looks around nervously*

Grammie, properly prepared octopus is not chewy. At all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (ptqGC)

199 "Just for you, Robert. Great tits!

https://tinyurl.com/y69h9pbc"

Did Robert say 'tits'?


I think he meant 'boobies'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (cqNba)

200 kraken, I'll take chiggers over these ticks any day. I've scratched my flesh to hamburger. It's bleeding and weeping. Does anyone know how to stop this itching?

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (wB3g3)

201 Calamari is wonderful stuff, Jane... baked or fried.... love it with a good horseradish based cocktail sauce.... ( must go to fish market today)...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:12 AM (bCLt0)

202 Did anyone read the sidebar story about Sacramento County saying it's illegal to work on your own car on your own property?


Keep voting for those officials, dumbasses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:12 AM (FE+I8)

203 Just for you, Robert. Great tits!

https://tinyurl.com/y69h9pbc
Posted by: Relentlessycheerful at July 15, 2019 10:09 AM (+0VWg)

Alright, finally some ti...












You sonovabitch.

Posted by: Robert would even settle for a Georgia O'Queef at July 15, 2019 10:12 AM (ok6hV)

204 Friggin touchscreens. Typo city.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:12 AM (J+mig)

205 " Chewy. Me no like. "

Just spit it into a napkin.

And use the little suction cups to stick it under the bottom of the table.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:12 AM (cqNba)

206 Fried calamari is the food of the gods.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (0OmEj)

207 196 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:10 AM (u8mzJ)

Wright R-3350 man, myself. There was a Beech attack prototype (the Grizzly Bear?) that was powered by them but it never made it past the prototype stage since all those engines were to go to B-29's only. Shame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (zBaqJ)

208 200
Rubbing alcohol helps for a while.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (1YQBD)

209 Once you close the trunk on a disconnected battery, to open the trunk you have to lower the rear seat and crawl into the compartment to pull a mechanical handle.

=======
Aaaaannnd this is why all door/trunk locks should be mechanical.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (JbwjR)

210 creeper.

Try that Sarna on the bites.

Walmart carries it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (cqNba)

211 Grammie, properly prepared octopus is not chewy. At all.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (ptqGC)



I think I have no appreciation of gourmet food. We went to a gourmet resort with gourmet meals and gourmet wine served by gourmet waiters. I told Rev that I just wanted a hamburger or a PBJ sammich.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (lwiT4)

212 Peter Thiel on Google;

Google is "seemingly treasonous" for agreeing to work closely with China, while deciding to let lapse a U.S. DoD contract that gave the military access to its artificial intelligence tools.

https://tinyurl.com/y3w6vsd8

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (VpIIl)

213 206 Fried calamari is the food of the gods.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (0OmEj)


Grilled, if done well, is sublime. Calamares a la plancha. Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (zBaqJ)

214 Welp, another elderly person in our church passed away suddenly yesterday. Dear, dear fellow.

So I'm preparing another funeral reception. That's pretty much all I've done this summer. That, and helping my husband get used to his new insulin regimen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (ptqGC)

215 Back in my oilfield days, we had company cars. One of the crews had a spare day near Beaumont, and the three of them decided to spend a day at a nearby beach. Of course they didn't know anything about tides and didn't care, so they just parked the car on the beach and went off to goof around for a day.

When they came back, only the roof and the windows were above the waves. I would have loved to have been listening in when the call was made to the boss about that one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)

216 200 kraken, I'll take chiggers over these ticks any day. I've scratched my flesh to hamburger. It's bleeding and weeping. Does anyone know how to stop this itching?
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (wB3g3)

Being serious for a second, use a Benadryl oral base, and hie thee hence to a doc in box for a prescription topical steroid cream.... no need to suffer....

May I ask, how many tick bites, and what kind???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (bCLt0)

217 The only thing that matters, my friend, is tits.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (ZT05q)

218 200 kraken, I'll take chiggers over these ticks any day. I've scratched my flesh to hamburger. It's bleeding and weeping. Does anyone know how to stop this itching?
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:11 AM (wB3g3)


Witch hazel? Also cortisone and believe it or not hemorrhoid cream.

Prevention: rub your clothing and exposed skin with Cling Free dryer sheets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (zBaqJ)

219 XA-38. Even came armed with a 75mm.

Another 3350 user - the Douglas AD Skyraider.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (u8mzJ)

220 209
Once you close the trunk on a disconnected battery, to open the trunk
you have to lower the rear seat and crawl into the compartment to pull a
mechanical handle.



=======

Aaaaannnd this is why all door/trunk locks should be mechanical.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
True. The 328i has a remote trunk release button under the steering wheel, though.

Of course, it too is electric.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (ClOmq)

221 I think I have no appreciation of gourmet food. We
went to a gourmet resort with gourmet meals and gourmet wine served by
gourmet waiters. I told Rev that I just wanted a hamburger or a PBJ
sammich.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (lwiT4)


There's nothing wrong with knowing what you like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (ptqGC)

222 Peter Thiel on Google;

Google is "seemingly treasonous" for agreeing to work closely with China, while deciding to let lapse a U.S. DoD contract that gave the military access to its artificial intelligence tools.

https://tinyurl.com/y3w6vsd8
Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (VpIIl)

Let's nationalize it for security reasons and watch Monster Tech shit themselves.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (J+mig)

223 "Once you close the trunk on a disconnected battery, to open the trunk you have to lower the rear seat and crawl into the compartment to pull a mechanical handle. "

Both our Volvo's have a removable rubber access under the license plate recess.

Remove the cover, and the key operated cylinder is right there for opening the trunk/tailgate with no battery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (cqNba)

224 219 XA-38. Even came armed with a 75mm.

Another 3350 user - the Douglas AD Skyraider.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (u8mzJ)


Yeah, that's the ship! Would've been a mean mother. Could've used that 75 on D-Day to take out the bunkers and MG nests.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 10:16 AM (zBaqJ)

225 kraken, I'll take chiggers over these ticks any day. I've scratched my flesh to hamburger. It's bleeding and weeping. Does anyone know how to stop this itching?
Posted by: creeper


For chiggers? Hydrocortisone cream, Benadryl, calamine lotion, camphor oil, Vicks Vaporub,

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:16 AM (FE+I8)

226 The car was parked on a street that in my experience of 18 years rarely floods. The whole area was surprised at how much water fell in an hour. When I got back to the car at 11:30 am, water was an inch below the passenger door -- which suggests it was probably higher earlier. Maybe there was a faulty door seal --? And since the car is still under factory warranty until August, I can complain about that failure, maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

Ah. So the car was in a flood? Not rainfall, per se, entering the car, but surface water. It's next to impossible to make a car body completely watertight. Long enough immersion in standing water, and they all will take on water.

If the insurance company does not give satisfaction, you could remove all the seats, and take out the carpets, dry all the wiring and any modules you discover, and put it back together. But that's a huge chore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:16 AM (abNpZ)

227 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (0OmEj)

228 Robert,

Here are some good looking boobies:

https://tinyurl.com/y2w2yhkf

Posted by: Relentlesslycheerful at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (+0VWg)

229 Sefton, there were 75mm armed aircraft down in the MTO. One B-25 group had the G model.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (u8mzJ)

230 Sarna? Huh. Never heard of it. But I'll get acquainted with it shortly.

Thank you, VIA.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (wB3g3)

231 Willowed: I'm worried about 2020. My SIL and her ilk give me a window into lefty thinking. The push starting now is to vote for whomever ends up running against Trump. If a meth-head who feels xirself up in public runs, that's who will get the young vote.

My dad used to say that if a duck ran on either ticket, it would get 1/3 of the vote. But this FB (and I suppose Twitter) push is making me sick.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (/+bwe)

232
200

Rubbing alcohol helps for a while.
=====

Best solution I have found is ammonia -- in Afterbite and other commercial applications. Stings a little, but relief pretty quickly so you aren't scratching yourself into infections.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (MIKMs)

233 At this time, David was an antitheist who wanted to erase any Christianity from French culture. One of the ways he did this was to replace God and the Saints with new, modern, "real" saints and martyrs". David last saw Marat the day before his was killed. They met while Marat soaked in his bath. The pose is a direct copy of the Pieta. The white blanket is a shroud. His skin is ivory-the white of heavenly innocence and purity. No hint of the ugly skin disease. The small cut on his chest drips blood, similar to many depictions of the Crucifixion where Christ's wounds are tiny and the blood is minimal. There is no background. Just the emptiness of the void. He seems to be laid out on an altar in a darkened room, with only a single light illuminating him. His face is peaceful, like he's asleep. No pain, fear, anger. If he's asleep, then he's not really dead. The letter is a rouse. He was killed by deception--like Judas in the Garden. The other letter on the box is from a destitute mother. She become the ideal mother in this story, and replaces Mary. This peace is fantastic in it's deviousness.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

234 IT'S ITCHY! SO VERY VERY ITCHY!

Posted by: Kurt at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (4tYaN)

235 231 Willowed: I'm worried about 2020. My SIL and her ilk give me a window into lefty thinking. The push starting now is to vote for whomever ends up running against Trump. If a meth-head who feels xirself up in public runs, that's who will get the young vote.

My dad used to say that if a duck ran on either ticket, it would get 1/3 of the vote. But this FB (and I suppose Twitter) push is making me sick.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (/+bwe)

=========

Meh.

We voted for Romney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)

236
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (ZT05q)

Thighs?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ok6hV)

237 227 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (0OmEj)

One of nature's many cruel pranks.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (p997d)

238 I haven't read a lot about French Revolution so I really don't
understand all the factions, Girondists, Jacobins, etc. Just know that
the violent murderous, revolutionaries just got murdered by even more
violent murderous revolutionaries and Robespierre was one of the people
killed and Marat another.


Neither have I. VDH briefly touched on the Girondins in JJ's MoRep below. Coincidence? I can't tell yet because not enough covfefe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (HaL55)

239
I saw Opens a New Window open for Judas Priest at the Cow Palace back in '86.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (veoSD)

240 227 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (0OmEj)

Little mites that burrow into the skin and make you itchy as all hell.

Most of us Southerners accept that, like the heat, they are one of God's ways of encouraging us to stay indoors.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (J+mig)

241 Fucking groovy. Went from morning IV antibiotics to ER because BP got scary high. FML.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (EKmlu)

242 I'll keep requesting the art thread feature American artist , Tyrus Wong . Amazing artist with an amazing story.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (zFzxj)

243 236
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 15, 2019 10:14 AM (ZT05q)

Thighs?

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ok6hV)

Degenerate.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (p997d)

244 Of course they didn't know anything about tides and didn't care, so they just parked the car on the beach and went off to goof around for a day.

When they came back, only the roof and the windows were above the waves. I would have loved to have been listening in when the call was made to the boss about that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Used to see that in Galveston when you could park on the beach.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (FE+I8)

245 I think I have no appreciation of gourmet food. We
went to a gourmet resort with gourmet meals and gourmet wine served by
gourmet waiters. I told Rev that I just wanted a hamburger or a PBJ
sammich.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:13 AM (lwiT4)


You could always order the gourmet hamburger.
Locally sourced grass fed beef, with a heritage tomato chutney topping. Hearts of palm dipping sauce.
And truffles, must have truffle oil on it too.

for $18.95

Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (vd8XM)

246 221 I think I have no appreciation of gourmet food. We
went to a gourmet resort with gourmet meals and gourmet wine served by gourmet waiters. I told Rev that I just wanted a hamburger or a PBJ
sammich.

I think a whole lot of "gourmet" food is just overhyped average fare that you could easily make yourself. BUT if you can get into a REAL chef's establishment, and taste the stuff he makes, you may suddenly realize "Ohmigod, THAT's what they've been talking about!" I had that reaction the one time I was able to get a table in Emeril's New Orleans restaurant on a night he was actually there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

247 Meh.

We voted for Romney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)


Sadly, yes. And his weaselly little pal, Ryan. But I would have voted for a ham sandwich over Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (ptqGC)

248 226
The car was parked on a street that in my experience of 18 years rarely
floods. The whole area was surprised at how much water fell in an hour.
When I got back to the car at 11:30 am, water was an inch below the
passenger door -- which suggests it was probably higher earlier. Maybe
there was a faulty door seal --? And since the car is still under
factory warranty until August, I can complain about that failure, maybe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)



Ah. So the car was in a flood? Not rainfall, per se, entering the
car, but surface water. It's next to impossible to make a car body
completely watertight. Long enough immersion in standing water, and they
all will take on water.


If the insurance company does not give satisfaction, you could
remove all the seats, and take out the carpets, dry all the wiring and
any modules you discover, and put it back together. But that's a huge
chore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Yes, standing/rising water. And all of that sounds like too much of a chore for me with my limited resources.


I'm driving a rental Hyundai Accent now. Basic transportation with A/C, stereo, an auto transmission, and not much more. But the charges are mounting up every day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)

249 One of the big differences between our revolution and most is that we stopped when we won. We didn't treat it like a continuing mandate to keep imposing social reforms until all traces of the old order were gone.

--------------

As one would expect from a revolution that was about freedom and liberty and the right to pursue happiness.

Not to be happy or impose happiness.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

250 Thanks! Now I forgot what I was going to say. I blame a lack of coffee

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (mpCh3)

251 "Went from morning IV antibiotics to ER because BP got scary high. FML."

Perhaps we should say some prayers?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (cqNba)

252 227
Chiggars are a mite. The devils own mite. By the time you feel the itch the little bastards are gone. You will scratch yourself bloody. Use repellant. Lots of repellant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (1YQBD)

253 J.J., thanks for the tip on ClingFree as a repellant. I sprayed myself with Coleman's before I headed out. It was worthless. I'm open to alternatives.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (wB3g3)

254 Kurt's the shittiest troll on the interwebs. I wish we could get some good trolls.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (hjaPQ)

255 Peter Thiel on Google;



Google is "seemingly treasonous" for agreeing to work closely with
China, while deciding to let lapse a U.S. DoD contract that gave the
military access to its artificial intelligence tools.




Speaking of Google, which I never use, I was at Rev's office the other day and wanted to look up a certain Christian organization. I typed in their full name plus the dot org. I had to go to the third page of Google's search to find it. It shows up first thing on Bing.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (lwiT4)

256 Meh.

We voted for Romney.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (VyAV0)

More accurately I voted against Obama.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (zFzxj)

257 I want to see national ICE raids every other day.

Will give them one day to process.


Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (MAstk)

258 If I were an octopus, I would be afraid...very afraid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM



I can't believe I missed the octopus food thread yesterday. I love grilled octopus, and my Portuguese friends make a killer octopus stew. We plan whole afternoons around cooking that. And drinking wine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:21 AM (ejd/p)

259 I think a whole lot of "gourmet" food is just overhyped average fare that you could easily make yourself. BUT if you can get into a REAL chef's establishment, and taste the stuff he makes, you may suddenly realize "Ohmigod, THAT's what they've been talking about!" I had that reaction the one time I was able to get a table in Emeril's New Orleans restaurant on a night he was actually there.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I have been to some restaurants like that. One of the biggest things that can change a hunk of supermarket meat to some OMG fare is the sauce.

Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (vd8XM)

260 True. The 328i has a remote trunk release button under the steering wheel, though.

Of course, it too is electric.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (ClOmq)

One of those booster/charger gizmos that plugs into the cigar lighter socket should put enough juice on the line to operate door and trunk locks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (abNpZ)

261 A bunch of illegals in my town held a candlelight vigil for their fellow illegals. Made the front page of our fish wrap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (ptqGC)

262 253 J.J., thanks for the tip on ClingFree as a repellant. I sprayed myself with Coleman's before I headed out. It was worthless. I'm open to alternatives.
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (wB3g3)

Creeper, what kind of ticks, do you know??

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

263 Dope Totec, these are tick bites. My reaction has been so strong I'm wondering if I'm allergic. This is miserable.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (wB3g3)

264 Team Trump investing big and early in MN.

Run against Omar and Ellison.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (MAstk)

265 "Kurt's the shittiest troll on the interwebs. I wish we could get some good trolls."

I miss the old days.

And the better quality of trolls that we used to get.



Now......


Nickle a pop.

And worth about that much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (cqNba)

266 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim


It is a biting mite that is smaller than a flea. Red in color, hence the name red bugs. Irritating bite, usually around the ankles, groin & armpits due to thinner skin. You get them from walking around outdoors, usually in tall grass or woods.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (FE+I8)

267 Willowed: I'm worried about 2020. My SIL and her ilk give me a window into lefty thinking. The push starting now is to vote for whomever ends up running against Trump. If a meth-head who feels xirself up in public runs, that's who will get the young vote.

My dad used to say that if a duck ran on either ticket, it would get 1/3 of the vote. But this FB (and I suppose Twitter) push is making me sick.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (/+bwe)

The "young" vote might end up splitting itself into voting for an old, White coot that wants to take from the rich and give to the poor, for some drag queen story hour champion, or for somebody that proudly eats his boogers in public. The "normal" Demonicrats, if there is such a thing, will vote for another old, White coot for stability and veritas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (m79Dg)

268 Maybe there was a faulty door seal --? And since the car is still under factory warranty until August, I can complain about that failure, maybe.

That sounds most likely.

Factory testing in Germany for car seals involves leaving a cat in the closed car overnight. If the cat has suffocated, the car is OK.

Chevy does this kind of testing too - if the cat is still alive, they pass the car.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (2BgZB)

269 I think a whole lot of "gourmet" food is just overhyped average fare that you could easily make yourself. BUT if you can get into a REAL chef's establishment, and taste the stuff he makes, you may suddenly realize "Ohmigod, THAT's what they've been talking about!" I had that reaction the one time I was able to get a table in Emeril's New Orleans restaurant on a night he was actually there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

I agree, I've been fighting a few "gourmet" places, often forget business reasons, and been severely unimpressed. How hard is it not to f--- up green beans? They managed - they served them hard.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (J+mig)

270 264 Team Trump investing big and early in MN.

Run against Omar and Ellison.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (MAstk)

==========

I understand wanting Ellison out. But Omar?

Keep that woman in Congress forever, just keep Democrats in the minority forever at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (VyAV0)

271
I think I have no appreciation of gourmet food. We went to a gourmet resort with gourmet meals and gourmet wine served by gourmet waiters. I told Rev that I just wanted a hamburger or a PBJ sammich.
Posted by: grammie winger
------

Same here grammie. We out here in the provinces have simple tastes. Right now, a juicy tomato, fresh from the garden, sliced, white bread, spread with Duke's, a dash of salt and pepper.

Taste bud euphoria.

I'll leave the marinated turnip tops, drizzled with virgin, virgin, rare olive oil to the sophisticates.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (Ou6XS)

272
I have been to some restaurants like that. One of the biggest things that can change a hunk of supermarket meat to some OMG fare is the sauce.

Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (vd8XM)

Ketchup can be pretty amazing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (p997d)

273 Let's nationalize it for security reasons and watch Monster Tech shit themselves.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:15 AM (J+mig)

I've had this thought recently about the social media companies. Since everyone is pissed that these companies are threatening free speech rights, why not just nationalize them and make the First Amendment apply? Then clean up the all the terrorist propaganda and kiddie porn that proliferates on these sites before selling them off again in about ten years.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (ok6hV)

274 Grammie, have you had a Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)

275 http://bit.ly/2YUBCmy
*******
Stricter Asylum Rules: Immigrants Must Apply In First Safe Country They Enter - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)

276 "Ketchup can be pretty amazing."

Except on waffles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (cqNba)

277 258
If I were an octopus, I would be afraid...very afraid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2019 10:08 AM





I can't believe I missed the octopus food thread yesterday. I love
grilled octopus, and my Portuguese friends make a killer octopus stew.
We plan whole afternoons around cooking that. And drinking wine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:21 AM (ejd/p)

(...waits for you, sailing on your boat, on a fine sunny day.....)

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (CPk08)

278 For chiggers? Hydrocortisone cream, Benadryl, calamine lotion, camphor oil, Vicks Vaporub,

The hydrocortisone cream you get OtC isn't very strong (like 1%). I got my doc to write me a script for some 2.5%. That worked a lot better for my excema. I scratched once real bad and what weeped out later looked sorta like pine tree sap. Weird.


I am Groot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)

279 Kurt's the shittiest troll on the interwebs. I wish we could get some good trolls.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM


I may know of someone.

Posted by: Winona at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (ZT05q)

280 Ketchup can be pretty amazing.
Posted by: Someguy

That'll work too.

Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (vd8XM)

281 275 http://bit.ly/2YUBCmy
*******
Stricter Asylum Rules: Immigrants Must Apply In First Safe Country They Enter - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)

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"You came from Honduras? Well, you can't come in at all. There's Mexico. Have fun in a less racist place."
-US Border Patrol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (VyAV0)

282 I agree, I've been fighting a few "gourmet" places, often forget business reasons, and been severely unimpressed. How hard is it not to f--- up green beans? They managed - they served them hard.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (J+mig)

But, you had a good bowel movement the next day, didn't you. That's what we're talking about!--Spokesxir for Food Critics On TV.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (m79Dg)

283 Creeper, what kind of ticks, do you know??
Posted by: kraken

Dope Totec, these are tick bites. My reaction has been so strong I'm wondering if I'm allergic. This is miserable.
Posted by: creeper


Creeper, you need to have those checked out.
Bad juju can result from tick bites. Lyme disease for starters. There is a Lone Star tick that can cause an allergy to red meat, including pork.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (FE+I8)

284 I may know of someone.

Posted by: Winona at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM


Ouch.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (2BgZB)

285 Stricter Asylum Rules: Immigrants Must Apply In First Safe Country They Enter - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)

What's sad is that's always been the rule. It was just ignored.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (zFzxj)

286 Here are some good looking boobies:

https://tinyurl.com/y2w2yhkf
Posted by: Relentlesslycheerful at July 15, 2019 10:17 AM (+0VWg)

Alright, I think we've got a wi...











I hate you all.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (ok6hV)

287 276 "Ketchup can be pretty amazing."

Except on waffles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (cqNba)

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"Arooo, have you tried it on cottage cheese?"
-Nixon's head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (VyAV0)

288 I hate gourmet sauces. I'd usually order something salmon or something beef tenderloin, because, how can you screw that up? I'll tell you how. By putting some kind of gourmet sauce on it, that's how.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)

289 Right now, a juicy tomato, fresh from the garden, sliced, white bread, spread with Duke's, a dash of salt and pepper. Taste bud euphoria.
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I've met people who've never eaten a real tomato sandwich, and none of them believe me when I tell them how good they are. Until they try one.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (hjaPQ)

290 272
I have been to some restaurants like that. One of the biggest things that can change a hunk of supermarket meat to some OMG fare is the sauce.

Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (vd8XM)
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They sell stock in a plastic cup that allows you to quickly make a sauce to compliment your meat, chick or fish. Very easy to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (2LelM)

291 As one would expect from a revolution that was about freedom and liberty and the right to pursue happiness.

Not to be happy or impose happiness.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

Our forefathers had the good sense to realize that you can't make everyone happy, no matter how much you do with the power of the State.

I wish our present "leaders" shared that wisdom.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (J+mig)

292 "Poor old Marat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGPKuX5pgM

Posted by: geoffb at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (zOpu5)

293 Factory testing in Germany for car seals involves leaving a cat in the closed car overnight. If the cat has suffocated, the car is OK.

Chevy does this kind of testing too - if the cat is still alive, they pass the car.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (2BgZB)

And if there is no cat at all when they look in the morning, then it belonged to Robert A. Heinlein.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

294 kraken, a bunch if tiny seed ticks...not sure which kind. I always search for ticks when I come in. I understand Lyme disease is not a threat if the tick is removed within twenty-four hours.

Some were very pale and some were brown.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (wB3g3)

295 Stricter Asylum Rules: Immigrants Must Apply In First Safe Country They Enter - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT


I thought that was already international law for asylum seekers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (FE+I8)

296 I'm hoping the condiment mashup craze is over. Mixing ranch dressing and ketchup? Call it Retchup.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (2BgZB)

297 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
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You're just being sarcastic, aren't you?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (9iLHi)

298 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (VyAV0)

To clarify, I meant he should run against them.

Use them in every ad he runs.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (MAstk)

299 Heinlein?

His cats only walk through walls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (u8mzJ)

300 298 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:23 AM (VyAV0)

To clarify, I meant he should run against them.

Use them in every ad he runs.
Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (MAstk)

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And invest in her campaign to make sure she stays in Congress.

It's what a master troll would do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (VyAV0)

301 Anyone near South Fork, CO?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (9iLHi)

302 "I thought that was already international law for asylum seekers."

Just for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (cqNba)

303 Grammie, have you had a Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)



There is no such thing!!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (lwiT4)

304 Mitt Romney @Twitter
1s

I'm terribly disappointed in the President's latest tweets where he insults the racial backgrounds of four of our most colorful young representatives. To tell any of them to return to the country from whence they came is simply unseemly and it sends a message to our enemies that their wretched refuse is no longer welcome here.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (NFEMn)

305 I made fresh fig jam on Saturday. It's a battle to get the fresh figs off the tree before the birds eat them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

306 Ketchup can be pretty amazing."

Except on waffles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (cqNba)

I'm thinking would be okay on deep fried waffles.

Ketchup goes on anything deep fried.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (zFzxj)

307 The worst ticks are the coconut ticks.

Particularly when you put the Lyme in the coconut.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (ZT05q)

308 Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at July 15, 2019 10:18 AM (EKmlu)

Sorry, brother. That does sounds scary. What could they do for you?

Will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (+0VWg)

309 296 I'm hoping the condiment mashup craze is over. Mixing ranch dressing and ketchup? Call it Retchup.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:27 AM (2BgZB)

While mixing them would be bad, have you ever alternated good fries in ketchup and ranch?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (p997d)

310 "I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
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A small, red form of weasel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:28 AM (cqNba)

311 Grammie @ 288

Not even me?

Posted by: Hollandaise Sauce at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (wB3g3)

312 Andy Ngo says the main Antifa site has posted the dead guys manifesto which calls for them to arm up.


Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (MAstk)

313 ... just back from imdb and the reader comments on "marat/sade" - high praise for an artistically and philosophically challenging film. performed by the royal shakespeare co. that acted in the original stage play. it may be worth another look.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (Pg+x7)

314 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (1XAal)

315 If Charlotte wasn't literally a sniper, does she count for art thread purposes?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (FaKjN)

316 Marat should have fixed his shithole country first and then come back to show us how its done.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (Ndje9)

317 288
I hate gourmet sauces. I'd usually order something salmon or something
beef tenderloin, because, how can you screw that up? I'll tell you how.
By putting some kind of gourmet sauce on it, that's how.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)



I concur. And if you want the calories, a shot of good vodka (either potato or wheat) always goes well with either.

Posted by: Alcohlic Asshole Shut IN at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (CPk08)

318 "You came from Honduras? Well, you can't come in at all. There's Mexico. Have fun in a less racist place."
-US Border Patrol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM (VyAV0)

"You came from Honduras? Well, come on in you poor oppressed, 36 year old, male, brown urchin. You can have your choice between a refrigerator box in LA, already set up for WiFi, or an acupuncture clinic in San Francisco. OK, it's not really a clinic, but you can lie down on sharp objects".--California Border Patrol.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (m79Dg)

319 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
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A Chinese .........

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (NFEMn)

320 (...waits for you, sailing on your boat, on a fine sunny day.....)
Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM


*ties on apron with malice aforethought*

*hones knives*

'allo, Beastie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (ejd/p)

321 Not even me?


Posted by: Hollandaise Sauce at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (wB3g3)



Particularly you. Blech.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (lwiT4)

322 And invest in her campaign to make sure she stays in Congress.
..

I'm confident Trump's team will nationalize Omar and AOC in 2020.

Every R should run against them.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (MAstk)

323 I understand wanting Ellison out. But Omar?



Keep that woman in Congress forever, just keep Democrats in the minority forever at the same time.


I don't want her or any progressive anywhere near the levers of power. A serious country with an honest media would never have elected the likes of her.

She'll never shut up, and neither will Little Miss Can't Be Wrong Ass-Mouf. They're not going away and we'll still hear their imbecilic bleating. Get them out of office and they'll still be propped up by Progda as someone we're supposed to pay attention to because $Resistance. Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (HaL55)

324 319 I live in CO. Whats a chigger?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
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A Chinese .........
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (NFEMn)

Fuck da porice!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (NWiLs)

325 I'm terribly disappointed in the President's latest tweets where he insults the racial backgrounds of four of our most colorful young representatives. To tell any of them to return to the country from whence they came is simply unseemly and it sends a message to our enemies that their wretched refuse is no longer welcome here.
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Are you disappointed enough to put a bullet through your head? Because that would really demonstrate severe disappointment.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (hjaPQ)

326 Speaking of anti-American communists from Minnesota....

The city of Minneapolis-stan voted 12-1 to ban single family zoning in the city. Which means any piece of land can be converted into apartments, condos, flop houses, you name it. It was done in the name of racial justice!!! Cuz you see, 100 years ago blacks weren't allowed to live in white areas or something.

It will be amusing to watch upper middle class white women's reaction when their neighboring home is converted into Section 8 housing for Somalis.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (TtdAy)

327 The worst ticks are the coconut ticks.
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Not even close.

Posted by: LunaTICS at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (NFEMn)

328 Son is renting a nice house with another former Marine.

On Saturday, they invited some other vets over to clean their guns. The neighbors were on their porches watching when the guys arrived and began walking toward the house with their arms full, and son's roommate called out, just loud enough for everyone to hear, "You forgot the ski masks!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

329 283

Creeper, you need to have those checked out.
Bad juju can result from tick bites. Lyme disease for starters. There is a Lone Star tick that can cause an allergy to red meat, including pork.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (FE+I

Yep... I test positive for this.... the tick you refer to did it.... the bites itched and were... moist.... for abound 6 MONTHS!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (bCLt0)

330 Creeper, you need to have those checked out.
Bad juju can result from tick bites. Lyme disease for starters. There is a Lone Star tick that can cause an allergy to red meat, including pork.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (FE+I

Just the Vegan Lone Star ticks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (m79Dg)

331 320
(...waits for you, sailing on your boat, on a fine sunny day.....)

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:25 AM



*ties on apron with malice aforethought*



*hones knives*



'allo, Beastie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (ejd/p)

Those little things? Should I also worry about artichoke hearts?

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (CPk08)

332 BREAKING: Former world champion boxer Pernell "Sweet Pea" Whitaker has died after being hit by a vehicle in Virginia Beach, police say.

I don't think I've ever heard of him....

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

333
I hate gourmet sauces. I'd usually order something salmon or something beef tenderloin, because, how can you screw that up? I'll tell you how. By putting some kind of gourmet sauce on it, that's how.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:26 AM (lwiT4)







Who's the celebrity "chef" who puts fucking chipotle peppers in EVERYTHING... whether it works or not?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (veoSD)

334 FWIW, on this day in 1988 the movie Die Hard opened in theaters.

Happy Die Hard Day!!! Ho Ho Ho........

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (2BgZB)

335 So how many got deported yesterday?

Any numbers ?

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (1XAal)

336 It will be amusing to watch upper middle class white women's reaction
when their neighboring home is converted into Section 8 housing for
Somalis.


And Khat House.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (u8mzJ)

337 I've met people who've never eaten a real tomato sandwich...
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The key ingredient, of course, is a *real* garden-fresh tomato, not one of those hybridized things they sell in supermarkets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (HTHlp)

338 *separates into something resembling the Grand Canyon and slinks off in humiliation*

Posted by: Hollandaise Sauce at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (wB3g3)

339 Mitt Romney////////////////////
//////////////////////////./////

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (NFEMn)

340
The key ingredient, of course, is a *real* garden-fresh tomato, not one of those hybridized things they sell in supermarkets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (HTHlp)

Jersey Tomatos

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (NFEMn)

341 Yipppeee Kyay!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (u8mzJ)

342 387
The worst ticks are the coconut ticks.

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Not even close.

Posted by: LunaTICS at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (NFEMn)

I sense a contest coming on.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (CPk08)

343 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:30 AM (hjaPQ)

JoeF was doing a little creative writing again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (+0VWg)

344 Yes sarcastic. Living where I am I have the pleasure of not deal with to many bugs. Although the air is thin and the UV is harsh. I hate bitey bugs. I could never live too far south. I grew up here and lived in VA as MS while in the Navy, enough to know I didn't want to move back.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (0OmEj)

345 When they came back, only the roof and the windows
were above the waves. I would have loved to have been listening in
when the call was made to the boss about that one!

Posted by: Tom Servo


Sudden onset Global Warming.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (T6t7i)

346 The worst ticks are ballsack ticks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:33 AM (1YQBD)

347
336 It will be amusing to watch upper middle class white women's reaction
when their neighboring home is converted into Section 8 housing for
Somalis.

And Khat House.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (u8mzJ)

New York schools have yet to be desegregated. How many decades do you suppose this will take?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (p997d)

348 David, the propagandist of the French Revolution.

Marat, a nasty piece of work.

Charlotte Corday, the hero of the piece.

Posted by: JEM at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (8erNz)

349 Those little things? Should I also worry about artichoke hearts?
Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM


Hot cherry peppers and vinegar. I do Rhode Island style.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (ejd/p)

350 England WIN their first-ever Cricket World Cup after astonishing six-ball super-over shootout when match was TIED on 241 runs each - sending fans delirious at Lord's

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD)

351 313 ... just back from imdb and the reader comments on "marat/sade" - high praise for an artistically and philosophically challenging film. performed by the royal shakespeare co. that acted in the original stage play. it may be worth another look.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (Pg+x7)

I saw some comments like that from critics, so I tried to watch it once. You want to know what it is? It is a film of mental patients screaming at each other while they pretend to sing. That's it. I am usually immune to bad movies, and I couldn't even make it to the 10 minute mark.

Imagine watching a clip of Yoko Ono singing, except that there's 30 yoko onos. And they Just. Won't. Quit.

That's the kind of movie about lunatics that's guaranteed to make you a lunatic if you sit all the way through it. "The Mountains of Madness" is a pale imitation, this is the real thing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)

352 I understand wanting Ellison out. But Omar?



Keep that woman in Congress forever, just keep Democrats in the minority forever at the same time.


Unlike AOC, Omar is in a position to do actual real damage by virtue of her committee assignments. And by real damage, we're talking dead people.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (2BgZB)

353 334 FWIW, on this day in 1988 the movie Die Hard opened in theaters.

Happy Die Hard Day!!! Ho Ho Ho........
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (2BgZB)

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That was a summer movie? I always kinda assumed it was a Christmas release.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (TtdAy)

354 OMG. The Lone Star tick, besides the allergy to red meat, can also carry a virus called the Bourbon virus.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (FE+I8)

355 I've met people who've never eaten a real tomato sandwich, and none of
them believe me when I tell them how good they are. Until they try one.


This is very true. I want lunch now and I haven't had breakfast yet. Hmm, what to do...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (HaL55)

356 The worst ticks are the coconut ticks.
-----------------------------------------------------

Not even close.
Posted by: LunaTICS at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bitch, please...

Posted by: PoliTICS at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (ejd/p)

357 350
England WIN their first-ever Cricket World Cup after astonishing
six-ball super-over shootout when match was TIED on 241 runs each -
sending fans delirious at Lord's


Because they won, or because they didn't have to watch any more cricket?

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (T6t7i)

358 348 David, the propagandist of the French Revolution.

Marat, a nasty piece of work.

Charlotte Corday, the hero of the piece.
Posted by: JEM at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (8erNz)

Charlotte Corday was the AOC of her day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)

359 339
Mitt Romney//////////////////////////////////////////////./////

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (NFEMn)


Those are scary good.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (xjiRE)

360 My bus just died on the freeway.

Happy Monday everyone!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (1AxXm)

361 353 334 FWIW, on this day in 1988 the movie Die Hard opened in theaters.

Happy Die Hard Day!!! Ho Ho Ho........
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (2BgZB)

___

That was a summer movie? I always kinda assumed it was a Christmas release.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (TtdAy)

Christmas in July

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

362 Ticks and Lyme disease.

I grew up in CT near the town for which the disease is named.

At any given point in the mid-80's, half my high school class was on antibiotics for that stuff. We were wearing those flea collars intended for cats around our ankles and checking for ticks like mad.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (yL25O)

363 254 Kurt's the shittiest troll on the interwebs. I wish we could get some good trolls.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (hjaPQ)
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If Kurt really believes the bilge he is spewing then he should take a family in, feed them, house them, clothe them, etc.

No? Then he's just a sanctimonious hypocrite who wants others to do and pay for that which he won't do on his own.

Also, Kurt, which costs more? ICE raids or a bunch of illegals living off the American taxpayer and stealing identities so they can stay in the US?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (qC1Sy)

364 The Minneapolis thing is supposed to create more "affordable housing". Which should work i suppose. You bring in Section 8 into a nice expensive neighborhood, the prices of housing drops like a rock.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (TtdAy)

365 349
Those little things? Should I also worry about artichoke hearts?

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM



Hot cherry peppers and vinegar. I do Rhode Island style.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (ejd/p)

These days, I prefer light sauce of mixed hydrocarbons with a layered crust of steel and fiberglass.

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (CPk08)

366
This is very true. I want lunch now and I haven't had breakfast yet. Hmm, what to do...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (HaL55)

I believe they call this, "You're an adult now, eat what you want."

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (p997d)

367 So how many got deported yesterday?

Any numbers ?


I haven't heard anything.

Anecdote - over the weekend I went to a fast food joint thinking that the wait times would be longer owing to most of their workforce being inexplicably "sick" that day. Yeah, it was in that kind of area. Anyway, thanks to the automated ordering kiosks put in place to address the $15/hour thing, no impact to the service times.

Hm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (2BgZB)

368 You guys are making me nervous. But my experience with doctors is that they know squat about insect bites. Don't ever take a brown recluse bite to a doctor.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (wB3g3)

369 Who's the celebrity "chef" who puts fucking chipotle peppers in EVERYTHING... whether it works or not?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (veoSD)

Chipotle pepper is so last year! The new hotness is farm raised rat. That way, they'll never run out of supplies in NYC or California.--Spokesxir for Food Critics on TV.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (m79Dg)

370 Because they won, or because they didn't have to watch any more cricket?
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (T6t7i)
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I'm going with "Yes."

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (qC1Sy)

371 360 My bus just died on the freeway.

Happy Monday everyone!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (1AxXm)

We told it not to play in traffic!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

372 Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
*******
Won a Gold Medal at the Olympics in Boxing

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (BqBId)

373 261 A bunch of illegals in my town held a candlelight vigil for their fellow illegals. Made the front page of our fish wrap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 10:22 AM (ptqGC)

Too bad ICE wasn't around.

Posted by: clutch at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (gAS0j)

374 I've met people who've never eaten a real tomato sandwich...
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The key ingredient, of course, is a *real* garden-fresh tomato, not one of those hybridized things they sell in supermarkets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Beefsteak ftw!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (FE+I8)

375 At any given point in the mid-80's, half my high school class was on antibiotics for that stuff. We were wearing those flea collars intended for cats around our ankles and checking for ticks like mad.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (yL25O)

__

Isn't the solution to just not go into the woods or thick grass with shorts? I'm scared of ticks myself so if I wear long pants if I'm ever hiking or camping or whatever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (TtdAy)

376 350 England WIN their first-ever Cricket World Cup after astonishing six-ball super-over shootout when match was TIED on 241 runs each - sending fans delirious at Lord's
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD)

...

Don't you have some actual SMODding to do?

Watching cricket isn't enough to steel your resolve?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (yL25O)

377 Not even close.
Posted by: LunaTICS at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bitch, please...
Posted by: PoliTICS at July 15, 2019 10:35 AM (ejd/p)

Take a nap.....

Posted by: NarcoTICS at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (NFEMn)

378 Did Romney really say that?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (O2RFr)

379 Kurt's the shittiest troll on the interwebs. I wish we could get some good trolls.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:20 AM (hjaPQ)

--------------



I miss Palin Steele. I think that was the name. And I was sorta fond of MUMR till he got the fever.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (lwiT4)

380 I did a shit ton of Christmas shopping this morning on Amazon....

Don't @ me.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (cF8AT)

381 Any thoughtful discussion of Gillibrand's candidacy simply MUST include the fact that she, alone has alerted the nation to the grave danger of "Tactile Nuclear Weapons."

In short, she's a visionary.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (QkjLD)

382 368
You guys are making me nervous. But my experience with doctors is that
they know squat about insect bites. Don't ever take a brown recluse bite
to a doctor.


Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (wB3g3)


Don't take a brown recluse to a Rom Com either. They like action flicks.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (CPk08)

383 364 The Minneapolis thing is supposed to create more "affordable housing". Which should work i suppose. You bring in Section 8 into a nice expensive neighborhood, the prices of housing drops like a rock.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (TtdAy)
-----------------

I once made the mistake of going to the projects of Minneapolis. Very scary place.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (qC1Sy)

384 351:

thank you, mr. servo. i recall bits and pieces, including glenda jackson, and including the unremitting chaos.

i think you save me a few dollars and a few hours.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (Pg+x7)

385 Who's the celebrity "chef" who puts fucking chipotle peppers in EVERYTHING... whether it works or not?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (veoSD)


Sounds like Bobby Flay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (2BgZB)

386 289 Right now, a juicy tomato, fresh from the garden, sliced, white bread, spread with Duke's, a dash of salt and pepper. Taste bud euphoria.

County GPO just had a "Tomato Sandwich" fundraiser a few weeks ago. We were on vacation so couldn't attend.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (6b6MO)

387 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That's an interesting painting.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (axyOa)

388 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)

Morning all. Speaking of bad movies, we watched "clue" yesterday with Madeline Kahn. Oy. Horrible.

Then cleansed our pallet with The Big Year. Heidis a birder so it was enjoyable, also a short documentary about Irish pubs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (l0HIT)

389 Isn't the solution to just not go into the woods or thick grass with shorts? I'm scared of ticks myself so if I wear long pants if I'm ever hiking or camping or whatever.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:37 AM (TtdAy)

...

I dunno. Regular folks were getting lyme disease, not just the morons who ran around in the woods.

My pastor's wife must have gotten it in her own yard. Paralyzed half her face. She forever had to hold one side of her face up or the corner of her mouth would sag and she'd drool. Really, really sad. And then people died, too.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 10:39 AM (yL25O)

390 Did Romney really say that?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (O2RFr)

Read it again

Posted by: NarcoTICS at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (NFEMn)

391
I once made the mistake of going to the projects of Minneapolis. Very scary place.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (qC1Sy)

___

I. Can't. Even!!! You sir are the mostest racistest person ever! Good day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (TtdAy)

392 These days, I prefer light sauce of mixed hydrocarbons with a layered crust of steel and fiberglass.
Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM


Ah, Flint, MI style. Can't see that catching on, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (ejd/p)

393 The worst ticks are the coconut ticks.
-----------------------------------------------------

Not even close.
Posted by: LunaTICS at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bitch, please...
Posted by: PoliTICS


You don't have squat when LunaTICS and PoliTICS combine.
Posted by: Congress

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (FE+I8)

394 The city of Minneapolis-stan voted 12-1 to ban single family zoning in the city. Which means any piece of land can be converted into apartments, condos, flop houses, you name it. It was done in the name of racial justice!!! Cuz you see, 100 years ago blacks weren't allowed to live in white areas or something.

That's the big leftie push right now. They've been trying to do that in California statewide for a couple years now, that San Francisco filth Scott Weiner keeps pushing it. They have managed to cram 'additional dwelling units' down everyone's throat, so R1 zoning throughout California now means you can have a 'junior ADU' (500sf max, 'convenience kitchen', no parking) or an 'ADU' (620sf max, full kitchen, must have parking) in any single-family property.

We were looking at a place as a rental property in a nearby city that was ~6000sf lot, zoned R4 (though the lot size was too small to build four units, the most you could get on that lot is a duplex) because it's near a transit corridor (the other big leftie hot-button out here), the existing dwelling is a 1400sf house (would rent for $3800ish) with an add-on in-law that'd be easily permitted as an ADU (and rent for $1500ish). We got outbid by $200K.

Posted by: JEM at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (8erNz)

395 Xipe Totec (and leave that the hell alone this time, autocucumber):. "ballsack ticks"

I won't tell you where I found three of the little bastards.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (wB3g3)

396 Any thoughtful discussion of Gillibrand's candidacy simply MUST include the fact that she, alone has alerted the nation to the grave danger of "Tactile Nuclear Weapons."

I'm pretty sure that's what Keith Raniere called his little package during the NXIVM staff meetings.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (2BgZB)

397 I once made the mistake of going to the projects of Minneapolis. Very scary place.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (qC1Sy)

___

I. Can't. Even!!! You sir are the mostest racistest person ever! Good day.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Bite your thumb at him!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (FE+I8)

398 Xipe Totec (and leave that the hell alone this time, autocucumber):. "ballsack ticks"

I won't tell you where I found three of the little bastards.
Posted by: creeper


Taint nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:41 AM (FE+I8)

399 once made the mistake of going to the projects of Minneapolis. Very scary place.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (qC1Sy)


Can you name one place called "The Projects" that ISN'T scary?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

400 I did a shit ton of Christmas shopping this morning on Amazon....

Don't @ me.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019

****

Sounds like a Mad @er!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (axyOa)

401 I have a Russian working for me. His wife is a doctor. She was treating him for a severe shin infection when what he obviously had was poison ivy. They dont have poison ivy in Russia it seems.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (1YQBD)

402 The key ingredient, of course, is a *real* garden-fresh tomato, not one of those hybridized things they sell in supermarkets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Supermarket tomatos have the added disadvantage in that they pick them green so they can travel long distances and not be rotten by the time they get to you. Nothing like a home grown tomato, picked when it has turned red. Someone once joked that you put in hundreds of hours of work preparing and maintaining your tomato patch so you can save $2.85. It's not about the money. It's about the taste.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (m79Dg)

403 Posted by: JEM at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (8erNz)

__

Yep. It's one more attack on traditional America by the left. The idea that a family lives in a detached house with a yard, surrounded by other detached houses with yards is now a racist activity.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (TtdAy)

404 I. Can't. Even!!! You sir are the mostest racistest person ever! Good day.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (TtdAy)
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If my instincts for self-preservation make me a racist, so be it.

I still can't believe I made it through that place without anything bad happening.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (qC1Sy)

405 I believe they call this, "You're an adult now, eat what you want."
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM


This adulting be hard, yo.

Posted by: J. Random Millennial at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (ZT05q)

406 Ah, the painting of Franke Pentangeles.

I'll go back and see what we've been saying. I'm guessing more about the revolution than about the drawing itself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)

407 Beto turning his hopeless presidential campaign into a white guilt tour is a fine example of re-purposing useless junk into something useful ... the use here being making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (hdzef)

408 Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?

Bomb #20: Of course.

Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?

Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.

Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?

Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.

Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?

Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.

Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?

Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.

Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?

Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.

Bomb#20: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.

Boiler: What the hell is he talking about?

Bomb#20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (QkjLD)

409 I'm pretty sure that's what Keith Raniere called his little package during the NXIVM staff meetings.

Yeah, we got them from North Korean scientists.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (8erNz)

410 Fenelon, if no one has mentioned it yet, look into Revolutions Podcast, for the French Revolution.

Starts here, I think

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6pyqkhq

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (hSQmw)

411
Ah, Flint, MI style. Can't see that catching on, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (ejd/p)


It helps if your gut is bioengineered by the Gods. Other than that, no, no, wouldn't go for it. Also you have to eat a lot of fiber. If you get bunged up, it isn't really fun.

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (CPk08)

412 312 Andy Ngo says the main Antifa site has posted the dead guys manifesto which calls for them to arm up.


Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (MAstk)


It's about to get sporty up in here.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (9VeU0)

413 I have a Russian working for me. His wife is a doctor. She was treating him for a severe shin infection when what he obviously had was poison ivy. They dont have poison ivy in Russia it seems.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (1YQBD)

That's because the Russians have enough sense to stop it at the border and refuse admittance. Build The Wall!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (m79Dg)

414 Bite your thumb at him!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:40 AM (FE+I

Never knew what that meant..."bite me"?

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (ykq7q)

415 Isn't the solution to just not go into the woods or thick grass with shorts? I'm scared of ticks myself so if I wear long pants if I'm ever hiking or camping or whatever.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Long pants or shorts, it doesn't matter. Spray bug spray around the cuffs of your pants. Just be careful with deet. It melts rubber.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (FE+I8)

416 407
Beto turning his hopeless presidential campaign into a white guilt tour
is a fine example of re-purposing useless junk into something useful ...
the use here being making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster



Believe me, I know all about useless junk.

Posted by: Mrs. Beto at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (T6t7i)

417 Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (hSQmw)

Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (+0VWg)

418 405 I believe they call this, "You're an adult now, eat what you want."
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM

This adulting be hard, yo.
Posted by: J. Random Millennial at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (ZT05q)

"Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

419
4 years after the revolution
And the old kings execution
4 years after remember how
Those portia took their final bow

String up every aristocrat
Out with the priests and let then live on their fat

Four years after we started fighting
Marat keeps up with his writing
Four years after the bastille fell
He still recalls the old battle yell

Down with all of the ruling class
Throw all the generals out on their ass

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 10:45 AM (kwJM2)

420 I have a Russian working for me. His wife is a doctor. She was treating him for a severe shin infection when what he obviously had was poison ivy. They dont have poison ivy in Russia it seems.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 10:42 AM (1YQBD)

In Russia, we give Poison Ivy a rash!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:45 AM (NFEMn)

421 #81 Now there is a YUGE German state that is infecting itself with islam and playing economic footsie with Russia...... this will not turn out well.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 10:45 AM (Y274z)

422 Kindletot,

How's your dad?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (1AxXm)

423 Can you name one place called "The Projects" that ISN'T scary?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)
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Is this a chicken or the egg question? Do these places get named, "The Projects" before or after the criminal element takes over?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (qC1Sy)

424 If Kurt really believes the bilge he is spewing then he should take a family in, feed them, house them, clothe them, etc.

No? Then he's just a sanctimonious hypocrite who wants others to do and pay for that which he won't do on his own.

Also, Kurt, which costs more? ICE raids or a bunch of illegals living off the American taxpayer and stealing identities so they can stay in the US?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:36 AM (qC1Sy)

They don't care about the costs borne by other citizens, they just want to feel good about themselves for the "charity" of using the force of law to compel others to pay for their social agenda.

They want others to do all the heavy lifting, so they can take all of the credit and flatter themselves.

Parasites.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (J+mig)

425 Andy Ngo says the main Antifa site has posted the dead guys manifesto which calls for them to arm up.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 10:29 AM (MAstk)

It's about to get sporty up in here.
Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (9VeU0)

"Look, Bambi, we appreciate your passion, but, please point the barrel thingy at the fascists. We can't afford to lose anymore freedom fighters."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (m79Dg)

426 "Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

I want to buy you a beer.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (NFEMn)

427 Did someone say 'Fair Housing Act"?

Read all the links to the analysis, and the Federal program.

Maryland's Leftist idiots put this legislation shit up there every legislative session.

And if you don't think it will be coming to a community near you at some point, guess again.

It will be disguised by some nice 'Fair" sounding bill title.

But it comes down to...

You will be required to participate in the Federal Housing Voucher program, wether you want to or not.

And if you chose to rent to the other applicant, who was paying for the rent out of their paycheck, instead of the voucher carrying applicant, it proves that you are a racist.

https://bit.ly/2XQBnYr
https://bit.ly/2XQBnYr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (cqNba)

428 Any thoughtful discussion of Gillibrand's candidacy simply MUST include the fact that she, alone has alerted the nation to the grave danger of "Tactile Nuclear Weapons."

In short, she's a visionary.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:38 AM (QkjLD)

The worst part of getting Nuked on a Feeling is the horrible ooga-chucka ooga-chucka noise made by the incoming missile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (abNpZ)

429 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

430 Beto turning his hopeless presidential campaign into a white guilt tour is a fine example of re-purposing useless junk into something useful ... the use here being making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
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He's building up to run in the Senate again....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (9iLHi)

431 Just be careful with deet. It melts rubber.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (FE+I

****

Gives you a pretty nasty buzz too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (axyOa)

432 Marat/Sade is best in the audio recording of the original company. That is the complete performance. The movie is the same company but is shortened and loses for it.

Saw it once in person with a good cast and it is chilling live. France was insane politically then and the play shows that well.

Posted by: geoffb at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (zOpu5)

433 Is this a chicken or the egg question? Do these places get named, "The Projects" before or after the criminal element takes over?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (qC1Sy)

Before.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NFEMn)

434 It is a film of mental patients screaming at each
other while they pretend to sing. That's it. I am usually immune to
bad movies, and I couldn't even make it to the 10 minute mark.
. . .
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .

Probably loads of fun for the actors to do on stage, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (ClOmq)

435 Just be careful with deet. It melts rubber.
Posted by: rickb223
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DEET makes me nauseous....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (9iLHi)

436 426 "Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

I want to buy you a beer.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (NFEMn)

It would be most discourteous of me to decline!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

437 #413 Well why don't we give Russia poison ivy? And while we're at it send them a few million illegals.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 10:48 AM (Y274z)

438 Believe me, I know all about useless junk.

Posted by: Mrs. Beto at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (T6t7i)

Ha. I get it. But separately it's pretty funny that he is also throwing his wife's family on guilt bonfire.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 10:48 AM (hdzef)

439 Radio guy this am suggests that newspaper was investigating Beto-progenitor-slave-holding and that he wanted to get out in front of it.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 10:48 AM (9VeU0)

440 431 Just be careful with deet. It melts rubber.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:43 AM (FE+I

****

Gives you a pretty nasty buzz too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (axyOa)

You aren't supposed to take it internally! Sheesh...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)

441
Good old Marat by your side we'll stand or fall
You're the only one that we can trust at all
Four years he fought and he fought unafraid
Sniffing down traitors by traitors betrayed
Marat in the courtroom Marat underground
Sometimes the otter and sometimes the hound
Fight ing all the gentry and fighting every priest
Businessman the bourgeois the military beast
Marat always ready to stifle every scheme
of the sons of the arse licking dying regime

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (kwJM2)

442 He's building up to run in the Senate again....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk


Sure, sure. It's not like he has any usable job skills. Still, I think that particular lightning can't be recaptured. He's done, toast, finito, Hollywood Squares.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (T6t7i)

443 Hi Insom!

I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

444 "Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

I have to say, I'm having a great time as an adult. Probably because I'm a very stable genius. The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (p997d)

445 Is this a chicken or the egg question? Do these places get named, "The Projects" before or after the criminal element takes over?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (qC1Sy)

Before.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NFEMn)

Ghetto and Concentration Camp are such ugly words. Let's go with Project.--Urban Politican #256.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (m79Dg)

446 Today's painting made famous by Monty Python

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (bcbK8)

447 You aren't supposed to take it internally! Sheesh...

Posted by: Insomniac


So then enemas are right out?

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (T6t7i)

448
We've got new generals our leaders are new
They sit and they argue and all that they do
Is sell their own colleagues and ride upon their backs
And jail them and break them and give them all the axe
Screaming in language that no one understands
Of the rights that we grabbed with our own bleeding hands
When we wiped out the bosses and stormed through the wall
Of the prison they told us would outlast us all
Marat we're poor
And the poor stay poor
Marat don't make
Us wait anymore

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (kwJM2)

449 Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

I want to buy you a beer.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (NFEMn)

It would be most discourteous of me to decline!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

Seriously.
Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.
It's really unfair.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

450 I'm thinking about a singalong.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

99 bottles of beer?

Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (ykq7q)

451 I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

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Ah, nothing like the old standard: "99 bottles of beer on the wall."

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (qC1Sy)

452 Still, I think that particular lightning can't be recaptured. He's done, toast, finito, Hollywood Squares.
Posted by: pep
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SHHHH! Don't let him know...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (9iLHi)

453 443 Hi Insom!

I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

Sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. Sounds like the makings of a song right there. Has a Janis Joplin vibe to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

454 So I partied all weekend and I wake up this morning to the entire media freaking out because Trump suggested that American hating foreigner communists who we welcomed in go and apply their oppressive insane unworkable ideology on their original countries and because they have more melanin than some others, he's the bad guy?
Ridiculous

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (nRWPy)

455
We want our rights and we don't care how
We want our revolution now
Why do they have the gold
Why do they have the power
Why why why
Do they have the friends at the top
Why do they have the jobs at the top
We've got nothing
Always had nothing
Nothing but holes and millions of them
Living in holes dying in holes
Holes in our bellies and holes in our clothes
Marat we're poor
And the poor stay poor
Marat don't make us wait anymore
Poor old Marat they hunt you down
The bloodhounds are sniffing all over the town
Poor old Marat you work til your eyes turn as red as rust
poor old Marat
We trust in you ....

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (kwJM2)

456 426 "Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)


Adulting is when you get a burst pipe in your basement and you go down there and fix the damn thing at the same time as your namesake son has foresaken you and is in a mental health facility. Because shit has to get done. And it doesn't care about your feelings.

Read that dang thing in the sidebar - Mom call my boss she corrected my spelling in my job where I am supposed to write good!

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (9VeU0)

457 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.


Posted by: Someguy


Possibly, but when it works, it changes your whole life for the better.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)

458 99 bottles of beer?
Posted by: BignJames at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (ykq7q)
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jinx.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (qC1Sy)

459 After I weed eat without deet here in the hot Xalifornia central valley I inevitably end up with nasty sores where the bugs get into my socks and chew my flesh. Just spray your pant legs to keep them at Bay.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (Y274z)

460 I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

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Ah, nothing like the old standard: "99 bottles of beer on the wall."

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If you actually broke out 99 beers, you would be a hero.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

461 Looks like Amlodipine...amlopidine...bp meds for me.
Also: Whoever comes up with a blood pressure collar that doesn't try to break your arm will make bank.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (sUOjm)

462 Sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. Sounds like the makings of a song right there. Has a Janis Joplin vibe to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

Or, Otis Redding.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (m79Dg)

463 Also sounds like Marat was an asshole. Humanity and France was better off without him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)

464 "Adulting" sucks. And too many kids/young adults don't get brought up to navigate it. At best, their parents train them to function either in the world they grew up in or the world as they wish it was, neither of which exist and which leaves their offspring utterly confounded.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

This is exactly the problem. And the university system trains them for a world that never existed.

Every kid, by the age of 18, should understand that force has solved more issues than any other method. The Founding Fathers succeeded, the man in front of the tank at Tiannanmen did not.

Having an ideal is good, and working toward a better world is good, but ignoring the unpleasant realities of life will never cause anything but alienation, discontent, and misery.

That this is the result is intentional, however. Cultivating idealism and naivete is how you raise revolutionaries.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (J+mig)

465 Pretty sure The Projects--short for "Housing Projects" were known by that name before they were even built.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (NFEMn)

466 Neat. On this day, in 1799, the Rosetta Stone was discovered.

Posted by: Kris at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (OyyDO)

467 Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

Seriously.
Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.
It's really unfair.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

Couldn't agree more, amigo.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

468 He's building up to run in the Senate again....
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (9iLHi)

nope - Beto is finished in Texas. Somehow he was able to skate through the last race without anyone making his obvious anti-American flaws obvious (Cruz, your campaign SUCKED!) but now he's been advertising them himself.

Cornyn will actually run far better than Cruz did, probably because Cornyn isn't going to take everything for granted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

469 457 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.


Posted by: Someguy

Possibly, but when it works, it changes your whole life for the better.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)

So does getting a dog.
Of the two, I suggest the dog.
And hookers for non-dog activities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK8)

470
That this is the result is intentional, however. Cultivating idealism and naivete is how you raise revolutionaries.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (J+mig)

The ones who drink the koolaid become shock troops, the ones who see through it and cynically exploit it get to be leadership.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (p997d)

471 Cornyn will actually run far better than Cruz did, probably because Cornyn isn't going to take everything for granted.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I really, really, REALLY want someone good to primary that hamhead.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (T6t7i)

472 I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

Sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. Sounds like the makings of a song right there. Has a Janis Joplin vibe to it.
Posted by: Insomniac

Pass out purple tabs of LSD.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (FE+I8)

473 460 I'm sitting on a bus, broken down on the freeway. I'm thinking about a singalong.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)

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Ah, nothing like the old standard: "99 bottles of beer on the wall."

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If you actually broke out 99 beers, you would be a hero.
Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

474 In short, she's a visionary.
Posted by: SMOD
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God save us from 'visionaries'.

Inevitably, those with these utopian 'visions' have absolutely no experience or understanding of whatever it is that they are 'envisioning'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (ZMWtN)

475 Looks like Amlodipine...amlopidine...bp meds for me.
Also: Whoever comes up with a blood pressure collar that doesn't try to break your arm will make bank.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (sUOjm)

I've been taking Amlopodine for two years.
Cheap, no side-effects and extremely effective.

My bp is like 120/78 now

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

476 353
334 FWIW, on this day in 1988 the movie Die Hard opened in theaters.


Happy Die Hard Day!!! Ho Ho Ho........

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 15, 2019 10:32 AM (2BgZB)


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That was a summer movie? I always kinda assumed it was a Christmas release.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019

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No; I remember seeing Die Hard when it was new, a month or so before I started a new job, and telling everybody I knew, "Go see it, go see it, go see it." I rarely give three "go see it"s to any movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (ClOmq)

477 469 457 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.


Posted by: Someguy

Possibly, but when it works, it changes your whole life for the better.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)

So does getting a dog.
Of the two, I suggest the dog.
And hookers for non-dog activities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK

Depends on what you're into, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

478 How's your dad?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (1AxXm)


Heading out now, he has a Barium exam later this morning.

I have to call in to work and see what I need to submit for further sick leave in case I need it

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (hSQmw)

479 So does getting a dog.
Of the two, I suggest the dog.
And hookers for non-dog activities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK

Alas my faith prohibits such things. The hooker, not the dog. I'm otherwise sympathetic to the rent don't buy attitude.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (p997d)

480 @realDonaldTrump

Here we go with the Fake Polls. Just like what happened with the Election against Crooked Hillary Clinton. ABC, NBC, CNN, @nytimes, @washingtonpost, they all got it wrong, on purpose. Suppression Polls so early? They will never learn!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)

481 The problem is often that the demand for bigots exceeds the supply.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (QkjLD)

482 @realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago

Here we go with the Fake Polls. Just like what happened with the Election against Crooked Hillary Clinton. ABC, NBC, CNN, @nytimes, @washingtonpost, they all got it wrong, on purpose. Suppression Polls so early? They will never learn!

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (cF8AT)

483 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.

Posted by: Someguy

Well, it's more like 6 chambers loaded.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (m79Dg)

484 *blinkoo blinkoo* Am I here now?

The "Mid-Morning Open Thread" became the "Mid-Morning Art Thread" starting a week ago and I only now noticed?

Was there any kind of formal announcement or party or anything?
___

All these years of knowing this painting, and I've never really been so aware that Marat had such a smile on his face. "Happy thoughts, haaappyyy.... thoootttttt..."
___

Today's art comic webwork offering is "Angels Walking With," one of my better drawerings if I do say so myself. From back when I did such things, decades ago. Click le nic.

A new blogger linked to this comic the other day and it got a dozen looks. Whoo-hoo. (Checks PayPal balance - unchanged.) Whoo-hoo anyway.


Analytics sent out an alert:
A page got a brief traffic spurt.
While viral that's not,
The traffic it got
Means the site's not completely inert!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for seraphic smile at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (Z65m4)

485 I have to say, I'm having a great time as an adult. Probably because I'm a very stable genius. The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (p997d)

Lately, Vietnamese mail order brides are starting to sound appealing.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (J+mig)

486 Speaking of B/P, doctors around here are switching back to taking it manually. They say the machines give erroneous readings.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (wB3g3)

487 Row row row your boat

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

488 Seriously.
Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.
It's really unfair.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

I have a young relative who's in that position, I try to help when I can, I hope and pray he turns out well. He seems to have a very good head on his shoulders, since he's only in elementary school, and I can tell he's already figured out that he's got to be the adult in his house, since he's being raised by two "adults" who are really spoiled, selfish children.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)

489 I've been taking Amlopodine for two years.
Cheap, no side-effects and extremely effective.

My bp is like 120/78 now
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

Oh, you will wake up several times a night to go piss like a racehorse though

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (NFEMn)

490 The problem is often that the demand for bigots exceeds the supply.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (QkjLD)

How can this be, when 50% of the population are bigots? Or, so I'm told by CNN.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:57 AM (m79Dg)

491 Or, Otis Redding.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:52 AM (m79Dg)

Or Junior Brown:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=q3LK1Mt3CZA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:57 AM (abNpZ)

492 445 Is this a chicken or the egg question? Do these places get named, "The Projects" before or after the criminal element takes over?

The one San Francisco dropped over between the Cow Palace and what was then the Schlage Lock plant off Geneva was supposedly 'Geneva Towers', but was more colloquially known as 'Killwhitey Towers'.

It was bulldozed a couple decades back as part of Willie Brown's effort to move blacks out of SF.

Posted by: JEM at July 15, 2019 10:57 AM (8erNz)

493 Pass out purple tabs of LSD.
Posted by: rickb223


Hello.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:57 AM (tH5fk)

494 I'm thinking about a singalong.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (1AxXm)


https://youtu.be/D5wUr4Lut4A

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (ok6hV)

495 Kindletot,

FMLA paperwork.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (1AxXm)

496 326 Speaking of anti-American communists from Minnesota...

The city of Minneapolis-stan voted 12-1 to ban single family zoning in the city. Which means any piece of land can be converted into apartments, condos, flop houses, you name it....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:31 AM (TtdAy)


Which is Oregon writ small, if I understand correctly.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (di1hb)

497 488 Seriously.
Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.
It's really unfair.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

I have a young relative who's in that position, I try to help when I can, I hope and pray he turns out well. He seems to have a very good head on his shoulders, since he's only in elementary school, and I can tell he's already figured out that he's got to be the adult in his house, since he's being raised by two "adults" who are really spoiled, selfish children.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)

There's also the take what you're given, do what you're told and shut the fuck up school of parenting. Be docile and obedient because it's more convenient for US.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

498 Didn't know Marat was a Muzzie Towel Head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM)

499 I have a young relative who's in that position, I try to help when I can, I hope and pray he turns out well. He seems to have a very good head on his shoulders, since he's only in elementary school, and I can tell he's already figured out that he's got to be the adult in his house, since he's being raised by two "adults" who are really spoiled, selfish children.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)

I think we're talking too different things.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (NFEMn)

500 Supply usually rises to meet demand. Lots of institutions are rather explicitly anti-white these days. They're creating the product, slowly but surely.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (H5knJ)

501 A broken down bus on the freeway
Leaves boredom and plenty of leeway
One's eyebrows plucked
Now he's in luck
Shaved legs and he's in the she-way

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (fuK7c)

502 Speaking of adult, work beckons.

You'd think they'd have more consideration for those of us that are close to retirement.

But nooooo...I'm still expected to be productive.

Yeesh.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (qC1Sy)

503 Seriously.

Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.

It's really unfair.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)
Most parents think their kids are Jesus and fight off every indication that they're not, blaming others for any of their kids' failure to be utterly divine. That teaches the kid that they have no personal responsibility and if anything isn't perfect that they're a victim of someone/something.
I have no problem telling kids "everyone has their own unique gifts and talents" but that also means that they have their own inabilities TOO.
I remember once one of my sons was saying that his little brother, while great at large motor sports, wasn't all that coordinated. I was defending the less coordinated kid saying he was younger, etc.Then the less coordinated kid fell out of the chair he was sitting in, knocking over a pitcher of tea. Just because you aren't Jesus, doesn't mean you're bad, but you'd better know your challenges and learn to compensate. And you aren't a victim of the world, you're just human and you have to figure it out.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (nRWPy)

504 speaking of polls, an entire week without any new DNC polls.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (TtdAy)

505 I raised my kids to survive. Not to be "nice".

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (qQcQl)

506 So the purple soccer player is suing the league?

I saw her videos of her acting like a brat. If you wondered what an ugly American was...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (rpqXZ)

507 477
469 457 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a
game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.


Posted by: Someguy



Possibly, but when it works, it changes your whole life for the better.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)



So does getting a dog.

Of the two, I suggest the dog.

And hookers for non-dog activities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019

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Since I'm not a dog person, my Rx: cats, and Pr0nhub for the non-cat activities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (ClOmq)

508 There's also the take what you're given, do what you're told and shut the fuck up school of parenting. Be docile and obedient because it's more convenient for US.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

This method is effective if used sparingly.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

509 And the "everything you do and are is wrong" addendum to that school of parenting. AMHIK.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs)

510 Sometimes assholes raise kids better prepared kids than nice, normal, well-intentioned , LOVING parents do.
It's really unfair.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

My grandfather was the worst. My father learned everything he needed to be the best father ever from him - think of what his father would have done, then do the closest sensible thing to the exact opposite.

Negative role models are a thing.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 15, 2019 11:00 AM (J+mig)

511 479 So does getting a dog.
Of the two, I suggest the dog.
And hookers for non-dog activities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK

Alas my faith prohibits such things. The hooker, not the dog. I'm otherwise sympathetic to the rent don't buy attitude.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (p997d)

Ah religion. Well, you're fucked them. Spin the cylinder and pull the trigger. I hope you have better luck than I did.

But get the dog. Seriously. Dogs are awesome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8)

512 Cornyn will actually run far better than Cruz did, probably because Cornyn isn't going to take everything for granted.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I really, really, REALLY want someone good to primary that hamhead.
Posted by: pep
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I'd love a real consevative but we have to be careful because Abortion Barbie is running against Cornyn...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 11:01 AM (9iLHi)

513 497: Yes, my parents sucked. I worked hard to not be like them

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 11:01 AM (U7k5w)

514 Bitch better recognize...

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)

515 433 Is this a chicken or the egg question? Do these places get named, "The Projects" before or after the criminal element takes over?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 10:46 AM (qC1Sy)

Before.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:47 AM (NFEMn)


Concur. It is the short form of that wonderful term from the 60s, "Urban Renewal Project".

That was when I got fully on board with "cities bad, country good"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2019 11:01 AM (di1hb)

516 The MAGA hat ..

When did a hat become so powerful that it made grown men cry and write polemics, even if in the dulcet tones of the Academy? Which tribe feels their claim of victimhood entitles them to dictate to the other half a nation what they're allowed to wear lest they're insensitive, racist or both?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (QkjLD)

517 510: Precisely

Posted by: CN at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (U7k5w)

518 Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:55 AM (cF8AT)
*******
Beat Ya to it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (BqBId)

519 Bitch better recognize...
Posted by: Fritz


right?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (tH5fk)

520 477
469 457 The whole finding a girl to marry thing seems suspiciously like a
game of Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded though.





Posted by: Someguy



Possibly, but when it works, it changes your whole life for the better.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:51 AM (T6t7i)



So does getting a dog.

Of the two, I suggest the dog.

And hookers for non-dog activities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbKHaving a dog means you'll be greeted at the door when you come home from work -- every day. And the dog is glad to see you.You can get a cat, but they'll only greet you because they want to be fed. Otherwise they are busy plotting your demise.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

521 508 There's also the take what you're given, do what you're told and shut the fuck up school of parenting. Be docile and obedient because it's more convenient for US.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

This method is effective if used sparingly.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

It is helpful to learn patience and that things won't always go your way at a young age, but it's also very important to think and analyze things independently, otherwise you'll be a sucker.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (p997d)

522 here's also the take what you're given, do what you're told and shut the
fuck up school of parenting. Be docile and obedient because it's more
convenient for US.

Yeah, that sucks too. Typically both kinds of parents are selfish.
Taking the time to explain the logic behind decisions is important. Most of the time that works if you remember that kids aren't capable of much abstract thinking till mid teens and have no insight until 20.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

523 Yeah Oregon has banned single family zoning in all cities with a population of 10K or more, aka every city in the state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (TtdAy)

524
Every kid, by the age of 18, should understand that force has solved more issues than any other method. The Founding Fathers succeeded, the man in front of the tank at Tiannanmen did not.

Antifa is pretty forceful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)

525 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbKHaving a dog means you'll be greeted at the door when you come home from work -- every day. And the dog is glad to see you.You can get a cat, but they'll only greet you because they want to be fed. Otherwise they are busy plotting your demise.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

The good news is they're too lazy to implement the plan. They'll just wait until you die of other causes and eat your carcass.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

526 " speaking of polls, an entire week without any new DNC polls."

Polling NEVER stops.


The fact that the results are not being shared with the public gives you some ideas of what the polling is showing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (cqNba)

527 "I had that reaction the one time I was able to get a table in Emeril's New Orleans restaurant on a night he was actually there"

I used to provide a weekly service for his restaurant in NOLA when he first opened. He was a stickler for detail, from what I saw ... but always seemed in a good mood. He was there most of the time then, lived a half block away ... before he got bigger and spread out to other cities, and went BAM on TV.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (Cus5s)

528 The MAGA hat ..



When did a hat become so powerful that it made grown men cry and
write polemics, even if in the dulcet tones of the Academy? Which tribe
feels their claim of victimhood entitles them to dictate to the other
half a nation what they're allowed to wear lest they're insensitive,
racist or both?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (QkjLD)


Since we stopped raiding their villages and forcing the survivors to build our mead halls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (9Om/r)

529 Having a dog means you'll be greeted at the door when you come home from work -- every day. And the dog is glad to see you.You can get a cat, but they'll only greet you because they want to be fed. Otherwise they are busy plotting your demise.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

Does this analogy tie in to having a wife?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (p997d)

530 501 A broken down bus on the freeway
Leaves boredom and plenty of leeway
One's eyebrows plucked
Now he's in luck
Shaved legs and he's in the she-way
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (fuK7c)

Hey baby, take a walk in the wild side...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)

531 "Because I said so!" is the most valid of reasons.

Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (wB3g3)

532 529 Having a dog means you'll be greeted at the door when you come home from work -- every day. And the dog is glad to see you.You can get a cat, but they'll only greet you because they want to be fed. Otherwise they are busy plotting your demise.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

Does this analogy tie in to having a wife?
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (p997d)

Spoiler: women are cats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK8)

533 442 He's building up to run in the Senate again....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk

Sure, sure. It's not like he has any usable job skills. Still, I think that particular lightning can't be recaptured. He's done, toast, finito, Hollywood Squares.
Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 10:49 AM (T6t7i)

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He won't even win the Democratic primary.

Dude's career is toast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (VyAV0)

534 516
The MAGA hat ..



When did a hat become so powerful that it made grown men cry and
write polemics, even if in the dulcet tones of the Academy? Which tribe
feels their claim of victimhood entitles them to dictate to the other
half a nation what they're allowed to wear lest they're insensitive,
racist or both?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (QkjLD)
It is a sad testimony to today's culture that this has come to pass. Forget victimhood, it enrages them sometimes to the point they want to behave violently towards the hat wearer. Though we typically aren't seeing this in states that have more liberal CCW laws. Pussies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (N39Ws)

535 It is helpful to learn patience and that things won't always go your way at a young age, but it's also very important to think and analyze things independently, otherwise you'll be a sucker.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (p997d)

Yeah, I'm not talking about the former there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

536 526 " speaking of polls, an entire week without any new DNC polls."

Polling NEVER stops.


The fact that the results are not being shared with the public gives you some ideas of what the polling is showing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (cqNba)

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Easy Democratic wins?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (VyAV0)

537 I think we're talking too different things.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 10:58 AM (NFEMn)

Not really - I should have said that I expect him to turn out to be a very thoughtful, serious, and diligent adult precisely because his parents are such idiots. It is quite unfair - he's missing out on what should have been a happy childhood because of them, but it's not going to break him.

and both of them, the idiots, were raised by GOOD parents who cared for them and tried to do the right thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

538 Spoiler: women are cats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK


My brother says cats are little women in fur coats.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (9Om/r)

539 I'm always happy to see my husband and I've been known to wag my tail.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (nRWPy)

540 530 501 A broken down bus on the freeway
Leaves boredom and plenty of leeway
One's eyebrows plucked
Now he's in luck
Shaved legs and he's in the she-way
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (fuK7c)

Hey baby, take a walk in the wild side...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK

And all the colored girls say doo da doo doo doo da doo

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (NWiLs)

541 Most parents think their kids are Jesus and fight off every indication that they're not, blaming others for any of their kids' failure to be utterly divine.

---

No problem with that for me. My two oldest are effed up. And I am 100% to blame.

Well, me and fluoridated water.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (eJXRs)

542 Does this analogy tie in to having a wife?
Posted by: Someguy



If you can time travel and get one from the thirties.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (FE+I8)

543 523 Yeah Oregon has banned single family zoning in all cities with a population of 10K or more, aka every city in the state.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (TtdAy)

Seriously?

LOL

Oregon is fucked. So much for retiring on the coast there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK8)

544 "Easy Democratic wins?"

Yeh....let's run with that supposition.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (cqNba)

545
put you dog & your significant other in the trunk of your car & drive around for three hours

who is happy to see you when you open the trunk?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (ceIDk)

546 539 I'm always happy to see my husband and I've been known to wag my tail.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (nRWPy)

Well some people win the lottery after all.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (p997d)

547 526 Polling jumped the shark with the one showing Rapinoe beating Trump - you can't walk that back.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (PQRcz)

548 Most parents think their kids are Jesus and fight off every indication that they're not, blaming others for any of their kids' failure to be utterly divine. That teaches the kid that they have no personal responsibility and if anything isn't perfect that they're a victim of someone/something.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 10:59 AM (nRWPy)

Well, maybe not most, but too many. Our neighborhood has a bunch of kids that ride four-wheelers everywhere. Even on other people's property. The HOA internet gossip site has people complaining, but some of the parents of the terrorists..I mean darlings, send messages like, "They're just being kids. Would you rather have them doing drugs?"!!!! As if those were the only two options. Personally, if those are the only two options, "Yes, I would rather they do drugs."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (m79Dg)

549 Dogs have friends.

Cats have staff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (eJXRs)

550 543 523 Yeah Oregon has banned single family zoning in all cities with a population of 10K or more, aka every city in the state.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (TtdAy)

Seriously?

LOL

Oregon is fucked. So much for retiring on the coast there.
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==========

You sound just like Ulysses S. Grant after he attained his Lieutenant Generalship.

It's like you're the same person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (VyAV0)

551 And hookers for non-dog activities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK

Being near middle-aged, single and lonely has been weighing heavily on my mind for a while now. At one point should a man just say "to hell with it" and buy himself a classy who're to satisfy his more base urges like, well...ya know...



Having someone to quest with on World Of Warcraft.

I kid, I kid!

I mean getting laid.

Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2019 11:07 AM (ok6hV)

552 547 526 Polling jumped the shark with the one showing Rapinoe beating Trump - you can't walk that back.
Posted by: rammajamma at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (PQRcz)

===========

"America's 75% Progressive Twitter users, right?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:07 AM (VyAV0)

553 It is a sad testimony to today's culture that this has come to pass. Forget victimhood, it enrages them sometimes to the point they want to behave violently towards the hat wearer."

These are such sad times that passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

Posted by: Roger The Shrubber at July 15, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)

554 538
Spoiler: women are cats


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK

My brother says cats are little women in fur coats.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Even boy cats?

Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's Cat at July 15, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

555 So did we have a thread/report on the Social Media Summit?

I don't expect the MSM to report on it, and they didn't, but I did hear much here.

Mind you, been working last week, so missed a lot on the blog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)

556 552 547 526 Polling jumped the shark with the one showing Rapinoe beating Trump - you can't walk that back.
Posted by: rammajamma at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (PQRcz)

And Governor Inslee wants to make Rappin'ho his Secratary of State! Because Purple Hair, I guess. ROFL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)

557 535 It is helpful to learn patience and that things won't always go your way at a young age, but it's also very important to think and analyze things independently, otherwise you'll be a sucker.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:02 AM (p997d)

Yeah, I'm not talking about the former there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

Taking stupid orders and following them is a great way to learn patience and that things won't always go your way. Chances are you'll have to do that as an adult too.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:08 AM (p997d)

558 Well some people win the lottery after all.


Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (p997d)

My college roommate told me that I'd never find anyone who would ever like me as much as he did. She was 100% right and I'm VERY aware of whatever brain damage he has that causes him to be that way.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 11:08 AM (nRWPy)

559 speaking of polls, an entire week without any new DNC polls.

somebody did one and reported it over the weekend but did not want their name attached because they are mostly dem pollsters.

Omar and AOC are getting pasted. Omar has a 9% approval rating in her district, AOC was 22% favorable.

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2019 11:09 AM (XTiHL)

560 No, cats aren't women, my cat pays attention to me and wants me to pet him.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 11:09 AM (fwl95)

561 549
Dogs have friends.



Cats have staff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Cats have servants. Much like the setup in Downton Abbey, the owners can be very fond of their servants.

Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's Cat at July 15, 2019 11:09 AM (ClOmq)

562 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

563 547 526 Polling jumped the shark with the one showing Rapinoe beating Trump - you can't walk that back.
...


That was PPP a Democrat polling firm.

I think Carville is involved.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (MAstk)

564 He looks wasted.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

565 Seriously?

LOL

Oregon is fucked. So much for retiring on the coast there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

___

Very serial. Same reasoning....fight racism and create affordable housing.

In reality though it will have the opposite effect IMO. Developers won't build low end housing in expensive hoods since it's too expensive. They'll buy tear downs and build high end condos. Still sucks if you own a house next door, but it won't create anything near "affordable" housing. This is basically a giveaway to developers. As always, follow the money.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (TtdAy)

566 Someone's been feeding Lindsey Graham red meat again.
He explicitly called out AOC and the rest of her vile coven as communists.

https://tinyurl.com/lindseyrant

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (JUUk1)

567 Women don't rub your ankles with their faces.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (tH5fk)

568 566 Someone's been feeding Lindsey Graham red meat again.
He explicitly called out AOC and the rest of her vile coven as communists.

https://tinyurl.com/lindseyrant
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (JUUk1)

=========

What did McCain have on him?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (VyAV0)

569 560
No, cats aren't women, my cat pays attention to me and wants me to pet him.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Same here. My two hang around me even when they're not hungry.

Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's Cat at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)

570 And as any woman would be glad to tell you, the average man would be glad to spend all day laying on the floor and licking his own balls. Until a cat walks into the room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

571 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

572 "Women don't rub your ankles with their faces."

I thought that was covered in '50 Shades of Grey'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (cqNba)

573 somebody did one and reported it over the weekend but did not want their name attached because they are mostly dem pollsters.

Omar and AOC are getting pasted. Omar has a 9% approval rating in her district, AOC was 22% favorable.
Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2019 11:09 AM (XTiHL)

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If it's the poll I'm thinking of, that's not quite what it says. The poll was done of "swing voters" and AOC and BroFo had those ratings among that group, nationwide.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (TtdAy)

574 567 Women don't rub your ankles with their faces.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:10 AM (tH5fk)

That'd probably lead to some very weird fetishes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (p997d)

575 @eorden

SDNY says they learned today that Epstein had in a locked safe a foreign passport issued in the 1980s, expired, with a photo that appears to be Epstein and a name that is not his. It also gives his place of residence as Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

576 571 Polls are for strippers.
Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)

577 Random things:

1) The painter David was a poster-propagandist, first for The Terror, & then for Bonaparte. A truly despicable man.

2) Unless Epstein committed NEW federal crimes, after he was sentenced in FL in 2008, the SDNY case against him will be dismissed. Andy McCarthy has explained why. And I haven't yet read about any NEW crimes, btw.

3) Trump's polls have taken a turn for the worse of late. I wish it were otherwise, & I hope he turns it around fast.

4) The trade negotiations with China aren't going well, & the likely result will be new tariffs on China (& reciprocal new tariffs on U.S. goods) this fall. Hope I'm wrong.



Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (Cssks)

578 @484 - tried to leave a comment, but "Connection refused."

Anyway, I liked it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 11:13 AM (19g6/)

579 SDNY says they learned today that Epstein had in a locked safe a foreign passport issued in the 1980s, expired, with a photo that appears to be Epstein and a name that is not his. It also gives his place of residence as Saudi Arabia.


Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

There are no Epsteins in Saudi Arabia

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

580
SDNY says they learned today that Epstein had in a locked safe a foreign
passport issued in the 1980s, expired, with a photo that appears to be
Epstein and a name that is not his. It also gives his place of residence
as Saudi Arabia.





Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)



There are no Epsteins in Saudi Arabia

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

I deem this to be true.

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 11:14 AM (gmo/4)

581 > What did McCain have on him?!?!

I've often wondered that myself.

Trump just retweeted Graham's statement.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 11:14 AM (JUUk1)

582 3) Trump's polls have taken a turn for the worse of late. I wish it were otherwise, & I hope he turns it around fast.


___

His approval rating is at the highest it's been in several months. To me that's what counts, not polls for an election that is 18 months away.

4) The trade negotiations with China aren't going well, & the likely result will be new tariffs on China (& reciprocal new tariffs on U.S. goods) this fall. Hope I'm wrong.

Good. China's already hurting bigly. Another $300B of tarriffs and their entire economy will collapse.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:14 AM (TtdAy)

583 550 543 523 Yeah Oregon has banned single family zoning in all cities with a population of 10K or more, aka every city in the state.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:03 AM (TtdAy)

Seriously?

LOL

Oregon is fucked. So much for retiring on the coast there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

==========

You sound just like Ulysses S. Grant after he attained his Lieutenant Generalship.

It's like you're the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (VyAV0)

Well I'm not as laid back, or as tiny.
And I wouldn't have fucked up at Cold Harbor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

584 "TJM, could you please let me know about Mr. X's work?"

"I'm not Mr. X's boss. Mr. Y is. I have no insight into what Mr. X is doing. I have been on no communications regarding his work."

"Oh, shoot. I guess I just wasted everyone's time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (VyAV0)

585 Lurking Lurker, here's the one I was referring to:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/49475/not-typo-democrat-poll-shows-what-voters-think-ryan- saavedra

there's a space before savadra

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (XTiHL)

586 What did McCain have on him?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (VyAV0)

Whatever it was, Trump has it now....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

587 "There are no Epsteins in Saudi Arabia"

Mr Kotter.
Please excuse Juan's absence from class yesterday.

He was in Saudi Arabia

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (cqNba)

588 SDNY says they learned today that Epstein had in a locked safe a foreign passport issued in the 1980s, expired, with a photo that appears to be Epstein and a name that is not his. It also gives his place of residence as Saudi Arabia. "

That's not really a surprise - Saudi Arabia has always been a place where someone with a lot of money can do anything they want - and I mean anything - as long as they pay off the right officials and keep it quiet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

589 579 SDNY says they learned today that Epstein had in a locked safe a foreign passport issued in the 1980s, expired, with a photo that appears to be Epstein and a name that is not his. It also gives his place of residence as Saudi Arabia.


Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

There are no Epsteins in Saudi Arabia
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

But there are Sweathogs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

590 583
Well I'm not as laid back, or as tiny.
And I wouldn't have fucked up at Cold Harbor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK

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That desire for action sure can lead to some bad actions, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (VyAV0)

591 586 What did McCain have on him?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:11 AM (VyAV0)

Whatever it was, Trump has it now....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

============

Milton Friedman smiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (VyAV0)

592 I'm sure he was just in Saudi Arabia for their fantastic culture and cuisine. We all know they love letting guys named "Epstein" visit Mecca, right?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (oZ6kz)

593 But there are Sweathogs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK

No HOGS either

Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2019 11:16 AM (NFEMn)

594 Nood gorilla.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (p997d)

595 Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (XTiHL)

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Yea we're talking about the same poll. But it's not 9% approval in her district, was my point. It's 9% approval among swing voters (which everyone defines differently) nationally.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (TtdAy)

596 I think in Saudi Arabia, Epsteins are known as Transarabians.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (eJXRs)

597 Sounds like Epstein may have some issues with his past.

But hey....the liberals loved him, right.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (cqNba)

598 Last?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (eJXRs)

599 Graham is right, they are Commies.

Only it's not just the 4 horsemen it's the entire party now.

Posted by: HA at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (MAstk)

600 584 "TJM, could you please let me know about Mr. X's work?"

"I'm not Mr. X's boss. Mr. Y is. I have no insight into what Mr. X is doing. I have been on no communications regarding his work."

"Oh, shoot. I guess I just wasted everyone's time."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:15 AM (VyAV0)

You should have told them 'X gonna give it to ya'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

601 Oregon is fucked. So much for retiring on the coast there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

==========

You sound just like Ulysses S. Grant after he attained his Lieutenant Generalship.

It's like you're the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (VyAV0)

I never knew Grant considered retiring to Oregon. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (m79Dg)

602 Mr. X? I think he's some sort of drug lord. He works at the top of a really tall skyscraper, and you eventually kick him out the window.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 11:18 AM (oZ6kz)

603 601
You sound just like Ulysses S. Grant after he attained his Lieutenant Generalship.

It's like you're the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:06 AM (VyAV0)

I never knew Grant considered retiring to Oregon. The things you learn here.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 11:17 AM (m79Dg)

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California most likely. But West Coast in general.

He loved it out there, despite being in a nearly permanent depressed state due to the distance from his wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 15, 2019 11:18 AM (VyAV0)

604 Ya wanna raise a kid right? Lotsa chores and summer agricultural work.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 11:22 AM (e1mEI)

605 I've driven Buicks and Oldsmobiles and Fords through deeper water than this. If a BMW is that delicate, I'm going back to Buick.
BMW's are fragile for the same reason any precision piece of equipment is fragile; it's a precision piece of equipment.Non precision pieces of crap can survive maltreatment; it's hard to damage crap - no matter what you do to it - it's still crap.

Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2019 11:33 AM (hLHKL)

606 BMW's are fragile for the same reason any precision piece of equipment is fragile; it's a precision piece of equipment.Non
precision pieces of crap can survive maltreatment; it's hard to damage
crap - no matter what you do to it - it's still crap.


Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2019

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Just as "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids," this pesthole ain't the kind of place to drive a precision piece of equipment.

(My Buicks were not crap. I've driven crap, such as the Ford Escort I had in the Eighties.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 15, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)

607 Cornyn will actually run far better than Cruz did, probably because Cornyn isn't going to take everything for granted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

...

Cornyn will also suddenly turn into a very communicative, conservative Senator God Bless Texas y'all.

I really want to see him go.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 15, 2019 11:38 AM (yL25O)

608 http://www.andrewbird.net/

Posted by: Ian at July 15, 2019 11:51 AM (P+BGR)

609 Ya wanna raise a kid right? Lotsa chores and summer agricultural work.



Dad?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 15, 2019 12:02 PM (kwJM2)

610 it's not art. No fish.

Posted by: The Kraken at July 15, 2019 12:17 PM (CPk08)

611 A slide of this painting was shown in my art history class, taught by a local artist named Biddy, in London, 1979. Memories.

Posted by: lyn at July 15, 2019 12:51 PM (vwgmq)

612 He was unusually nasty for a French revolutionary, wanted to kill every last bourgeois dissenter, had a thing for ordering beheadings. Marx and Lenin worshipped him. He's the creep they got their ideas from.

Posted by: mms42 at July 15, 2019 01:10 PM (y5nfS)

613 Marie-Anne Charlotte de Corday d'Armont is my idea of a feminist.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 15, 2019 01:36 PM (IxDhF)

614 It always bother me that a bloodthirsty wannabe tyrant like Marat is considered a martyr in the fashionable quarters.

Posted by: BigFire at July 15, 2019 03:05 PM (LSx3v)

615 HE'S DEAD JIM

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (wGqjj)

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