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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/14/19)
I have your f*cking trigger warning right here.
Child rearing practices of Benjamin Franklin. H/T Hank Curmudgeon
Am I an isolationist? I don't think so but we can no longer be the world's policeman. Why are we defending Germany?
Dammit!!!! Rollover and have sex with me. Genius Award Winner.
After her boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex, a Florida Woman allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and slashed him multiple times on the arm and shoulder, according to a criminal complaint. The confrontation between Jennifer Lee Chapman, 37, and her live-in boyfriend occurred around 5:45 AM Friday in the couple’s apartment in Dunedin, a Tampa suburb. A sheriff’s deputy reported that Chapman and the 36-year-old victim “got into a verbal argument over defendant wanting to have sex and the victim did not because he was too tired.”
A homeowner with an AR-15 killed two of four intrusion suspects Wednesday night, one of whom was wearing a “Jason” mask.
The Ocala Star Banner reports that four suspects allegedly targeted the home. Two of the suspects, 22-year-old Nigel Doyle and 21-year-old Keith Jackson Jr, were killed when the homeowner opened fire. Guns were found near the bodies of both men.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)The governor of Puerto Rico is facing increasing calls to resign this morning. Last week brought corruption charges against top advisers of Governor Ricardo Rossello. And now a new bombshell - the release of hundreds of pages of chat messages between the governor and his advisers; messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board and even to make fun of Hurricane Maria's dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ig4OX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)
Don't get snappy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)
I bet she's pretty wild in the sack.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dqXSA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)
And hopefully a few less, after a few of us cast our lines there.
ONT Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RTW at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (jJlJu)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (FSU9o)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (a4qVe)
Biden is hoping his positioning as Obamacare's chief defender could be helpful on several fronts. It's a reminder of his close work alongside President Barack Obama, who remains popular among Democratic voters. And it could reinforce his pitch as a sensible centrist promising to rise above between the strident cacophony of Trump and Democrats including Sens. Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris, all single-payer advocates.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (XXMYi)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-48971538
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Does it matter as long as it isn't you?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Damn you!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)
*wanders into ONT*
Hey guys, what's up?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
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[X] perused
Having been stationed in West German Air Defense brigade with 17 other American service members and ten surface-to-surface nukes... Damned right the fvcking Germans need to step the fvck up and police theirselves and their fair share if NATO.
I'm not quite an isolationist myself, but these Euro-peons need to show me that they are worthy of my blood for their arrogance.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)
I was sure we scared her back to going to Drudge as a safe space. Did she indeed "Endeavor to persevere!"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (pvg5V)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)
*wanders into ONT*
Hey guys, what's up?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
Here we have contestant number 1!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: None shall pass at July 14, 2019 10:13 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
I think it is outrageous that people are being so insensitive to Authentic Puerto Rican culture this way. It is every Puerto Rican mans right to call a woman a puta and any opponent a flaming faggot whenever he wants!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (V2Yro)
Thousands of Bob Ross paintings finally found - and they're still not for sale.
The New York Times tracked the painter-turned-TV star's works to a company in Herndon, Virginia. The estimated 30,000 paintings Ross turned out for his show are at Bob Ross Inc.
While Ross' paintings aren't for sale, you will soon be able to view his works in an exhibit at the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)
Watching Mark Levin, I notice his head has a slight shake when he talks. I've noticed this before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Insomniac
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With those short arms, how do they stir the pot?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
He should have just told her he was having his period.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
33 Hellooo!! Been away for the weekend for my annual horror convention. Came back to bad news. Not gonna be able to make the Texas MoMe. Just got hit with my medicare bill and other stuff happening that I just can't do it. I'm so disappointed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells! No! You have to find a way. Those Texans will eat me alive!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Mock Turtles are just as good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ig4OX)
Your persistence here will pay off in the long run, but you will question your sanity several times along the way. Jus' sayin'!
And welcome home!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Mock Turtles are just as good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro)
I find them too derisive.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
No no no
Posted by: Ladyl
try the spotted owl bisque, it's better.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (VcFUs)
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Only made it 0:25 into that United Spot video. Couldn't make out anything 'Pelosi' was saying. Couldn't presume it would get better. Meh. Glad they're trying. De gustibus etc.
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Child rearing practices of Benjamin Franklin - too late for me, but I'll pass this on for my son to read - for my 2 grandbabies.
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Genius award winners - methinx they're doing it wrong. Either don't do rough foreplay or don't call the cops.
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Jason masks will now be required to carry a warning tag: This is not a protective device.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)
Geniuses at the NYT "tracked them down."
The place is literally called "Bob Ross Inc."
It has a huge freaking sign out front that says it.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Well, duh. White Privilege.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
AltonJackson and I are from the Midwest too. The three of us can form the testudo.
*checks "posted something about turtles" box*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX)
The governor of Puerto Rico is facing increasing calls to resign this morning. Last week brought corruption charges against top advisers of Governor Ricardo Rossello. And now a new bombshell - the release of hundreds of pages of chat messages between the governor and his advisers; messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board and even to make fun of Hurricane Maria's dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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No joke, I hit a lefty website a while ago where they were arguing over whether Trump is Hitler, with one holdout saying he hadn't committed genocide yet. Someone brought up everyone who died in Hurricane Maria, and -- light bulb on -- the holdout relented.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC)
I would be happy with lithographs.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (C1NyB)
Barium imaging tomorrow. Upper GI and colonoscopy were "unremarkable"
Fingers are crossed here.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (pvg5V)
There's obviously more to the stabbing story than just refusal to have sex.
I'll bet she stabbed him because 1) jealousy and 2) she figured he was cheating. She figured the only reason he didn't want sex is because he was getting it from some other Ho.
Right? Right.
When I was a working teen, I had the pleasure of working with older low-lifes. One of these low-lifes had a girlfriend who always suspected he was cheating on her. So, every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl.
He shared this, and other interesting tidbits of his life, with his colleagues.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro)
I find them too derisive.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Do you make mock of mock turtles?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX)
Sheesh, you try to help a guy out...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hjaPQ)
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Is that Neil, Curtis, or Stretch?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (XXMYi)
You're probably right but then... the meth.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC)
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Well, makes sense. I mean, after all, one of PDT's kids married a Jew and we all know the jooooz! control the weather with their infernal weather machine.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)
Bereft of clean stride,
The young man, and the maid
Are sick to heart
At the dumb fucks
Who dispense degrees
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (RvB8F)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX)
Kids if I have to stop this ONT!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Oh yeah. I've barely been to the PNW and I've never fished there but that picture says steelhead.
I think. One of you assholes might tell me it's Maine.
I got so verklemt I reverse googled it and the results are in Arabic. I don't know what's going on here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (V2Yro)
Style guide says trash panda now.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka)
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Lance.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)
When She doesn't want sex, it's Normal.
When He doesn't want sex, it's because he's hitting somethin else.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: wing at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC)
Oh yeah, the Atrocity where 8,000 people died - even though there were never more than 150 bodies in a morgue, and those people were actually killed by, um, a hurricane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Now that I reread that comment, I see where you were going and I agree, that hogmartin fellow is a true reprobate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (AZxMX)
It has a huge freaking sign out front that says it.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ZfRYq)
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Blaster, where in Herndon is it?
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (U7k5w)
And good evening Horde. Hope everybody had a good weekend.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (SxBH1)
AltonJackson and I are from the Midwest too. The three of us can form the testudo.
*checks "posted something about turtles" box*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
You are much too erudite for me. I had to look that up!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
I remember when Riskay's "Smell Yo D" was a thing here.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
Well, this didn't take long. Gotta love the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZTdiAGOQ0
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (U7k5w)
No kidding. Narcissistic, verbally abusivr, prone to random fits of anger...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN)
Out on Maclearan past Nysmith.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Anyway... Jewells.
I'll pledge the first $100 to the Get 'er to the Mo Meet Fund.
I can't won't and don't know how to manage a "fund" thing. One of y'all'z gotta do all that.
But here's my $100 pledge, and it's solid.
Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will.
What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Can't we just be Happy Together?
Posted by: The Turtles at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)
It not whether you win or lose, Commissar, it's how you lay the blame.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX)
Yeah, we're good here.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Oh yeah. I've barely been to the PNW and I've never fished there but that picture says steelhead.
I think. One of you assholes might tell me it's Maine.
Maine, Vermont or New Hampshire!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
She might have a great personality though.
/s
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (RfzVr)
Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will.
What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU)
I can help.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:28 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)
I am so stealing that!
Well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX)
Style guide says trash panda now.
It does? I thought it was Dumpster Pandas just this morning.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=382274#c31033752
Surely either-or is okay?
🐼
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (PkVlr)
I brought this up the other day but in a different part of the day.
The AfD (roughly the German Tea Party) thinks their Army should be able to do Army stuff, at least a little.
The FAZ (roughly the German New York Times) said "oh, that means this".
The link is in foreign but you will understand the picture.
http://bit.ly/2ScT6bq
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (G+vyJ)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w)
yeah, MST3K did that one! "I ACCUSE MY PARENTS!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2XsuT3MIA
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (ZfRYq)
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Ah. I don't get out that way often. Have you been?
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN)
A policy of non-intervention makes sense.
It's part of a "false choice" style of argumentation. On any given issue, they will claim there are only two possible choices.
"We simply can't withdraw from the world, and look inward" and all the usual bullshit and thought ending cliches. Not getting balls deep into stupid civil wars on the other side of the world with no articulated compelling national interest, expending treasure and lives, stirring up hatred of the US, this is sensible foreign policy.
You can see how reflexive these MFers are. It's all political theater. When the Bushies were starting wars, they all claimed to hate the idea. Then when Mr. Trump decided that maybe we don't need to do this kind of thing, they all sound like Curtis LeMay. Weird, huh? The Democrats pretend to be against war, and the Republicans pretend to be against "welfare". It's all just a scam.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (yUPCi)
109 Prayers for your dad, kindletot
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (PkVlr)
Yes--sent up a prayer.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
http://bit.ly/2ScT6bq
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (fuK7c)
This is what you call "German subtlety".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN)
Actually not exacly there - if you go to the UHaul out that way, you will see the big Bob Ross Inc sign on the way.
That's how I saw it.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Seriously, we may need to coordinate this through Ben Had, I thought there was another such situation in the wind, and I may have a previous commitment.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Hugo Boss at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg)
If they don't put him in protective isolation, he'll be lucky to last 615 hours. Kind of weird, but people who have no problem with any number of criminal acts don't have any tolerance for pedos.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (qc+VF)
Seriously, we may need to coordinate this through Ben Had, I thought there was another such situation in the wind, and I may have a previous commitment.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (AZxMX)
You can't go either?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
And the expert Cucks in the GOP have the vapors
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (U7k5w)I disagree with the first half of that sentence but the second half I have some agreement with. Are you talking about stuff the clergy see with their own eyes? (I would say they have an obligation to speak up.).
Lawyer/client, priest/penitent situations muddy the waters.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (RfzVr)
I had a conversation with a Euro today who is beginning to see the migrant folly. He said the US would have to liberate Europe again. I said fight or die, we have no business in their civil strife.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (U7k5w)
Alas, all is quiet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
Oh would you look at this.
Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM (qUQI8)
Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will.
What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU)
I can help.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
I can, too.
C'mon Jewells you know you want to be there!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (0ReGO)
Well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX)
Also, don't beat your head on a dead horse.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (kLxSO)
We aren't back to that Lucky Pierre shit now, are we?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
I prescribe spinach and midol.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)
I have never seen such pearl-clutching in all my days!
you would think by NOW they'd learn but clearly they are to wise to ever learn.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)
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I thought you were married.
I bet some other moron already said this upthread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Leave the Germans to their low CO2 scat porn or whatever.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Dude was a really bad choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (U7k5w)
it kind of sucked
at least Stranger Things season 3 was good
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM
Well, we will always have this ad parody:
https://youtu.be/d--UiOSAuio
Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w)
yeah, MST3K did that one! "I ACCUSE MY PARENTS!!!!"
The teenager in that movie looks like he's about 35.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah he was probably not a great choice.
He's always been creeptastic.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (ykYG2)
I bet some other moron already said this upthread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (EZebt)
How did I miss that option?
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (AZxMX)
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I thought it was good too. I liked the first season, but season two was disappointing to me somehow. I was pleasantly surprised with season three because I wasn't expecting much.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Bilwis
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Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (HTHlp)
I am hoping for the best. And we both agree that bowel prep and limited mobility is a terrible combination.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:42 PM (pvg5V)
A - He always looks like he's wearing eyeliner
B - Biden levels of Botox/fillers
C - Home invasion films where he was way too believable
D - KAREN!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:42 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (HTHlp)
You just keep your monkey away from me.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
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I thought it was good too. I liked the first season, but season two was disappointing to me somehow. I was pleasantly surprised with season three because I wasn't expecting much.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (hjaPQ)
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I was a little disappointed in the first couple of episodes (didn't really like where they were going with Hopper), but it certainly picked up after that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:44 PM (Zbbka)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
No the current plan is for both myself and DaughterH to attend becasue I wanted her to meet Ben Had. I just hope she (DaughterH) will still be speaking to me after the MoMee.
I was planning on "sponsoring" another worthy attendee, but not sure they will be able to make it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Insomniac
No no no
Posted by: Ladyl
But they brought their own bowls and everything!
Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (RfzVr)
Pros: not antiCatholic as such, shows the Curia as the snakepit we all now know it is from books like Sodoma.
Cons: plays cards too close to the chest, so I don't know if I'm supposed to be rooting for this cynic or not. The opening scene is... stupid. I suppose it's a fantasy of a pope who looks at the Vatican establishment and just decides, screw it, let's burn it all down.
I don't think I'll watch more.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
Poor Ray. He came across like he had a neurological problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
I go to thenewneo.com for sanity (used to be neoneocon)- she referred to Ace (does that every so often) so I found the site, then the Horde, then the ONT, and then ...
Again, thanks for the welcome, folks!
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (ig4OX)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:47 PM (U7k5w)
No the current plan is for both myself and DaughterH to attend becasue I wanted her to meet Ben Had. I just hope she (DaughterH) will still be speaking to me after the MoMee.
I was planning on "sponsoring" another worthy attendee, but not sure they will be able to make it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX)
WHEW!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Poor Ray supposedly has a big role in the upcoming Sopranos prequel movie.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (jp0Bv)
The tenor of this post tells me you're gonna be fine here...
unless
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jean at July 14, 2019 10:49 PM (/8EEy)
The more you weigh, the easier you are to target with firearms.
Posted by: The Cake (eat mor celery) at July 14, 2019 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
Let's keep us over here, and them over there.
If we ever have to go over there to keep them over there, surprise the first bunch with how serious we are.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (kLxSO)
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I blame Franklin Delanose Roosevelt!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Hmm, is that a positive Whew or a negative Whew?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2)
Here? That's all me. In life? Parents, "friends," the church, the ex wife, and me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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I'm just spitballing here but maybe to have that baby-fresh feeling?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (Y4EXg)
Tell me that President Trump isn't having the time of his life. He is really enjoying this, and it shows.
Dude does love America, and it shows. Gets my vote.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (6qErC)
Hmm, is that a positive Whew or a negative Whew?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX)
Positive! You're better be there!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
She had that less-than-fresh feeling?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (NMAzL)
"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the corn starch "
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (pvg5V)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
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Because it cleans like a white tornado?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (hjaPQ)
way OT, but allowable, i think.
my Dad is undergoing spinal surgery at City of Hope in Duarte CA Monday, ~0800ish.
if the surgery does not solve the problem, and make it possible for him to be able to move about, etc, or even lie in bed, w/o excruciating pain, i'm pretty sure he will choose the hospice track in the next few weeks.
he's cardiac fragile, so strength for him, wisdom, skill and insight to his surgeons, and strength for the rest of the family.
i'm good: i don't think this opportunity to excel would have been given to me if i didn't have what it takes to do it.
/end OT bummer
anyone else need another beer?
Cheers! and BIAB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2019 10:57 PM (liSQu)
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your continued indulgence with these poasts is appreciated.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (dqXSA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/y4x5c8tv
https://tinyurl.com/y2oye6xa
https://tinyurl.com/yxa8aj82
https://tinyurl.com/y2jywycm
https://tinyurl.com/yyyj5cxj
Posted by: kbdabear at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Ran out of Lysol.
Seriously. That's what it was sold for... once upon a time.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (6qErC)
Right? I said the same thing to my husband - he seems like he brain-damaged he's botoxed so tight.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
In California. Everything causes cancer in California.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
That is what the good Lord invented showers for.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the corn starch "
Posted by: Kindltot
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There's a new personal product now for men called "Umpire".
It's for foul balls.
HEY OHHHHH!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (U7k5w)
You are wise beyond your 29 years Chavez
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2019 10:57 PM (liSQu)
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your continued indulgence with these poasts is appreciated.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (dqXSA)
Sent up another prayer, redc1c4.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/y6g2av5j
https://tinyurl.com/y325c42t
https://tinyurl.com/yy3l82ou
https://tinyurl.com/y3rzjyyk
https://tinyurl.com/y6xcsdr3
Posted by: kbdabear at July 14, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (pvg5V)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
You have to actually get it inside. I was just watching another of those endless commercials.
Ladies, you don't need to put anything in or on your vagina. A healthy vagina mainstains its own flora. Just shower, don't douche. Or powder the hooha.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NMAzL)
It wasn't Yoko broke up the Beatles.
I haven't liked McCartney since I had to sit in a theater watching his giant punchable face singing that droning Let It Be or was it Hey Jude.
I've enjoyed a lot of what the other three recorded after the break-up, but after Paul's "songs I wrote as a Beatle" first album, I lost interest.
So I might be a tad prejudiced here.
Good to see Ringo. Weird to see Paul kept feeling him up.
When they finally started playing, Ringo's drums were like coming home. Then the rest of the band started...
um... well... I'll just say I didn't mind all that much when the video abruptly ended.
Thanks for sharing it, MH, for historical, novelty, and fan-nostalgia porpoises.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
She thinks her boyfriend looks cute after eating a powdered donut.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
but yeah. Confirms just about every suspicion of corruption across the island.
Net result? Likely not much. If anything. Cause to make changes would be rayciss.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 14, 2019 10:58 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
That right there is enough to get my vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
You have to actually get it inside. I was just watching another of those endless commercials.
Ladies, you don't need to put anything in or on your vagina. A healthy vagina mainstains its own flora. Just shower, don't douche. Or powder the hooha.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NMAzL)
Ummm. Okay.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
This needs to be on the morning thread.
I mean, damn.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ePWRo)
Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
This related to the "roll her in flour" I've read about here?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Paolo at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
Well it's about damn time. They've been promising me jetpacks since that Keds commercial in 1965.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (fuK7c)
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Yeah, I have to admit that's pretty cool.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (hjaPQ)
How does one say "pull! " in French?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (pvg5V)
Except, of course, for the Paolo.
Posted by: Paolo at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (N
Paolo!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (aKsyK)
How does one say "pull! " in French?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (pvg5V)
Le pull
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
But when a man tells a woman he doesn't feel like having sex, the woman hires a private detective because all the girls in the office immediately say "He must be cheatin' on you guuuuurll", she scrolls through your cell phone, gives you the silent treatment for 3 days, asks you why you don't find her attractive anymore and starts talking about marriage counseling?
Yeah, and we have the fragile ego....right.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (/Sb0/)
Posted by: redc1c4
It's fine. Many of us have been through the difficulty of caring for aging parents whose minds and bodies are deteriorating. Prayers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
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Anti-American says Trump is un-American.
Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm creepy lookin' Ray Liotta here for Chantix.
Chantix helped me quit smokin.
My eyes are weird and creepy. I'm Ray Liotta.
And I don't smoke no more. Try Chantix.
Posted by: Ray Liotta for Chantix at November 04, 2018
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)
Well he disappointed me. He never showed up!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Well, I'd prefer "fauna", but hey, if you're into f**** plants...
*no, not the weekend garden thread, so*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (6qErC)
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Poor Ray. He came across like he had a neurological problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM
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Well, he did eat his own brain.
Posted by: irright at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (pvg5V)
Sad, but true!
And redc1c4, prayers up again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
Well, Miley, I'm glad you asked. As I will aver at any opportunity, showering with Dr. Bronner's peppermint liquid soap, toweling off, and then dusting the undercarriage with Gold Bond powder offers a fleeting glimpse of what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman.
Hope this helps!
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (6qErC)
May your father be blessed with Health and Healing...
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (pvg5V)
@KamalaHarris
Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American.
Says the woman who's running on 'America is the worst, right, you guys?"
Is Pelosi having a meltdown yet? LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American.
She uses this phrase A LOT: "let's call it what it is...bla bla bla"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (qUQI8)
lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (ykYG2)
It's "tirez", but yeah that video is equal parts awesomesauce and hey what choke should I use on the 12 gauge.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (fuK7c)
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
You just texted him that out of the blue? I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
In California. Everything causes cancer in California.
Posted by: Insomniac
Yeah, there was some huge class action suit about it. When I read about the lawsuit all I could think of was, but how the hell does the talcum powder get in there?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
I mean...maybe that scene wasn't fake.
Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: JTB at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (bmdz3)
FWIW, this Puerto Rico thing is bigly - but won't make much press, so...
BTW the article came from npr. It's big there because of the "misogyny" and "homophobia." I also heard it on the radio and the female announcer was pronouncing the first term as MY-sogeny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK)
It's very Malcolm X-ish of her. A lot of leftists use it.
"let's call it for what it is, [insert leftist buzzword bullshit -ism here]"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)
It's funny because they don't seem all that concerned about the plague, Hep A, and a whole lot of other diseases they're fueling with rampant homelessness and feces in the street/sidewalks.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:08 PM (bDqIh)
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL)
That explains all those queries about tilapia.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (6qErC)
every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl.
He shared this, and other interesting tidbits of his life, with his colleagues.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Depending on what he liked, I'm surprised he didn't tell her she'd need to taste it, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Look, typhus isn't nearly as bad as galvanized wire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (qUQI8)
LOLGFCK:
Laughing Out Loud, Good For Colon Kaperdick
Although there may be another interpretation of the acronym, da?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK)
MY-sogeny, YOUR-sogeny, OUR SHARED-sogeny.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (bDqIh)
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Didn't Liotta play the character in Silence of the Lambs whose brain was dined on by Hannibal Lector?
I mean...maybe that scene wasn't fake.
Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM
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Lector fed Liotta some of his own (Liotta's) brain.
Posted by: irright at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yea, All the prostitutes are required to have it tattooed above their "entry point". Male, female, or whatever they ID as....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (UUBmN)
every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl.
..
Omg hubby smells mine too!
Says it better not smell like Butt stuff!
Posted by: Butt-gig at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (MAstk)
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Now that's hot right there, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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A friend in the business of manufacturing CD's and DVD's had to alter the nature of the plating for sale in CA. In case a kid ate 2-3 a week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (HTHlp)
Didn't California LEAD the way on allowing homos with teh hivs to donate blood??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (qUQI8)
I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL. Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
It will rise again, but is going to require many generations.
The take away here is DO NOT incur the fury of this nation.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (KATBx)
mouse MiL's oncologist at Johns Hopkins used to sit West Coast patients down and explain that "no, XXX does not "cause" cancer, despite what the State says"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yea, All the prostitutes are required to have it tattooed above their "entry point". Male, female, or whatever they ID as....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (UUBmN)
Abandon hope, ye who enter here
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
A guy I used to work with had a t-shirt that said "Warning: Choking Hazard" with an arrow pointing down to his crotch.
Pretty classy dude.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:15 PM (48XXE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
* plunges on *
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (Z65m4)
We're defending Germany because we beat them so flat we took the spirit out of them.
It will rise again, but is going to require many generations.
The take away here is DO NOT incur the fury of this nation.
Posted by: irongrampa
Will Japan ever rise again militarily?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Not a lot of call for OB there. I guess he takes on a lot of STD patients, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Did you text him back to tell him that you're a moron?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
I play tennis with a woman who lives there. The stories are mind-boggling.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, wait, this isn't TV. It's the web, and there's no where else to go. Sigh!
* plunges on *
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks
It's like North Korea's one-channel radio.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
A regular den of debauchery it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Because she was out of gunpowder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (abNpZ)
If you want something wholesome and nice, here, again, is Brian Shul telling his very cool SR-71 story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILop3Kn3JO8
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (qUQI8)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
She summers in Ohio?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)
- interactions with;
- as entrees;
- house pets and;
- odd behaviors of;
- diet of;
-ticks;
- snakes;
- mosquitos;
- as house pets;
Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2019 11:19 PM (Cssks)
Really? 'Cause this sounds like a pretty good PM...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)
She come to Ohio several times a year and we've partnered in some tournaments.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (ig4OX)
Re time-reversal asymmetry. That had to be the case in order to preserver the larger whole, CPT symmetry. If that fails, then Lorentz invariance will fail, which would be a BFD. It would mean Relativity is wrong.
So, if you've got CP violations, you've to to have T violations.
The reason the Universe has matter over antimatter imbalance is because of these violations somehow.
It means that if, say we lived in anti-matter universe, we'd be able to tell the difference somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:21 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Japan will only rise to a defensive capacity that will barely insure survival.
They above all found out about why you don't mess with us.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
Gold Bond on guys is to prevent chafing. Especially useful when you do physical things that make you sweaty. Talcum powder on hoo-hahs...there was probably a thought there but not a particularly good one.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (6qErC)
Oki Doki
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (2XMXC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)
A transgender whose surgery didn't go well?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KATBx)
The really sad thing is that WE lost that "don't mess with us" ethos!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
Whichever ette it was noted how concerning and traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men talking and joking about it all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Okay, thanks. I get it now.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)
The paranoia that begins the first time you overhear teenage boys snickering about stinky fishy vaginas.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (qUQI8)
- interactions with;
When I worked at the railroad, I watched Johnny MacBrown pick one up by the tail, swing it around his head a few times and then let him go. (Think possum frisbee.) Possum landed, got his bearings and shuffled off. Johnny Mac said "Possums are stupid".
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (RfzVr)
But it's time, and Abe's pushing, for Japan to acquire some offensive weapons and attitude.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE)
I decided to stop drinking margaritas, head off to bed, and NOT add the requisite Adam and Eve story to this aspect of the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (AZxMX)
traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men
talking and joking about it all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE)
That 'ette was me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (NMAzL)
/Cue: the entrance of Peaches...
Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (qUQI
Where is Peaches?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:29 PM (KATBx)
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE)
Peaches is scarce.
Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (qUQI8)
Ah, no. It's there, obscured at present, but come nut cutting time you'll see it.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:29 PM (KATBx)
I keep hoping you are right, but boy howdy, is there ever a lot of evidence to the contrary!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK)
Wish I could send y'all food via the USB port. I made too many hot wings and tater tots tonight. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:32 PM (miE9U)
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE)
Good grief.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE)
I never hear any teenage girl snickering about short dicks. But I once hears a story about a guy who only had one testicle.
Maybe the other one didn't drop. I knew absolutely nothing about these things in high school. No sex-ed, you see.
I thought everyone in high school was a virgin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:32 PM (NMAzL)
I wonder if that's a new thing in the era of pron. I don't remember giving a thought to size when I was a teen I was just desperate for someone who wasn't me to do something to it.
These days the internet is full of freaks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE)
WTF! That can't possibly really be a thing someone does.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)
....
Lol!
Ol' One Bullet Barney!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:34 PM (48XXE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL)
First vagina I smelled, up close,... a deep understanding why that bull in the pasture, after a sniff, would raise his head to the heavens and bellow.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:34 PM (xcd1u)
but then again I'm a MYsogynist! lol.
probably more actually having unfortunately seen too many in the locker room / all girls school / etc.
I've seen some that honestly I questioned what the hell I was looking at.
WHO CARES of COURSE guys are gonna razz you about stuff OH NOES. Gen X here - we believe in that whole "sticks and stones" thing.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Rarvo)
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I'm halfway there - it's turned black.
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 14, 2019 11:35 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (NMAzL)
"Peaches, flowers, chemicals...... WTF is wrong with natural and clean?
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (2XMXC)
Bad news: no length growth
Good news: it's now benching 150 lbs
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (miE9U)
Ol' One Bullet Barney!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Raoul the One Balled Mauler!
Sort of sounds like one of the old wrestlers along with BoBo Brazil and The Sheikh.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)
this actually happened to a high school friend of mine - cop - after graduation.
drunk walking himself home and BLAM
lost a nut!
my dad was on call and got to see him in the ER. he wasn't terribly sensitive about the situation, what with all the chuckling.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr)
This certainly sounds oxymoronic
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr)
I would certainly hope so!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (NWiLs)
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MISTER
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr)
Uh oh.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Have faith and never despair.
As I've noted, we are governed, not ruled by a political system unique in the world.
We've triumphed over situations that have destroyed lesser governments and nations BECAUSE of fealty to our system.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (KATBx)
What's that song that goes I really like your peaches, I wanna shake your tree?
Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (qUQI8)
....
I believe it.
I played football with a kid we called One Bullet Barney.
He lost his to a barbed wire fence while running from cops after egging cars on Halloween.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (48XXE)
What's that song that goes I really like your peaches, I wanna shake your tree?
Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (qUQI
The Joker, Steve Miller Band
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
When I was 14 I did keep track of how long it could get, with a ruler.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ykYG2)
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The left doesn't believe in a single thing they claim to in public.
As soon as you get that they become much easier to understand.
Of course in PR I suspect if they get this corruptocrat to resign they'll elect one just as corrupt the next chance they get.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)
see now most use a tape measure tho right?
got to make sure you include the taint!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (PkVlr)
.....
I estimate 40% of the rulers purchased for high school math class have measured a penis.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (48XXE)
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Come on man, those things are gross. The vaginas...not the teenage boys.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)
Then a feminine pad to stop the bleeding.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (xcd1u)
I was looking for a non-sexist reason to dislike her and she just gave it to me. She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long, like those stupid free kicks they do in hockey.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:43 PM (fuK7c)
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Michelle uses a yardstick.
On me? No...why do you ask?
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2019 11:43 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)
Then a feminine pad to stop the bleeding.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (xcd1u)
You skipped the critical step of slapping hot iron to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
you have to be joking
please tell me you're joking
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (Rarvo)
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My, better suggestion. Replace 1% of regular baseballs with exploding ones with a variably timed fuse.
Come on, I'd actually watch 3 hours of a baseball game then.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (WdocV)
She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long, like those stupid free kicks they do in hockey.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
How exactly would that work?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:46 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (aA3+G)
Insomniac!
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MISTER
*microwaves popcorn*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:46 PM (iB1oa)
Might as well make it on the stovetop. This could take a while.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (3eV0J)
But it's time, and Abe's pushing, for Japan to acquire some offensive weapons and attitude.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xcd1u)
*****
Aaaahhh....
They're far more capable than most realize.
Better keep them on our side.
Do NOT want to fight these guys again.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (axyOa)
"Who do you need killed?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)
Mine was an all-boys' school anyway.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ykYG2)
I don't know, but now she's got the boy announcers to speculate. ESPN should not be allowed to have baseball games. If you want national coverage just let everyone have NESN and share the glory that is Dennis Eckersley.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:51 PM (aA3+G)
We should really be leaning on Japan even more to expand the size of their military - 1% of GDP doesn't cut it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (WdocV)
Id watch a double header
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ray Milland and Rosie Grier?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK)
Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
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What did I just stumble into?
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (53LPg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK)
Or perhaps change the way league standings are computed, to make a tie an acceptable outcome to a regular-season game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (abNpZ)
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Hmmm...I might have to find more time to watch my Yankees...
Posted by: Corey Booker at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (WdocV)
We should really be leaning on Japan even more to expand the size of their military - 1% of GDP doesn't cut it.
Posted by: 18-1
They always fall back on that "you made us change our constitution" thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE)
WTF! That can't possibly really be a thing someone does.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)
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Stinky vajayjays and rocks tied to dicks..
Alrightythen.
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa)
yeah but I mean... they have Godzilla
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (Rarvo)
I hereby move that women's beach volleyball henceforth be on an inning system.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (Rarvo)
It's a perfect vagina that has borne two healthy boys!
It's never had an STD!
I stand proud with my vagina!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (PkVlr)
They're doing free kicks in extra innings now?
Fu*king soccer bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM
In the minor leagues, after the 9th inning, you start with a runner at second base. Manfred wants to implement this in the majors.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (zCabI)
Still raging.
gonna re-wrap my knuckles.
I gots me a lotta rage.
BRB
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (aurSP)
Fu*king soccer bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM (axyOa)
Seriously. The ESPN guys couldn't even discuss it with the most basic arguments correct. The talk is to start each half inning with runners on 1st and 2nd in the 11th if any game goes that far.
Baseball is already ruined so who cares, but what the shit happens to the statistics? They don't count? Do you get an RBI if a runner scores? Ok... how about an earned run? What about a run scored? So annoying but I only pay attention to baseball anymore because I like the odd bet on it. Whatever.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (53LPg)
Umm, we're not sure where Peaches went after Indiana, a minor league baseball has changed the rules to allow a batter to steal first, Insom has made Ratched's vagina care a matter of public discourse, and candlesticks are always good for a wedding present.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (fuK7c)
I think you picked a bad time to start viewing the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: King of Tokyo at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)
I think you picked a bad time to start viewing the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (AZxMX)
And to quit sniffing glue.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (Lqy/e)
It's a perfect vagina that has borne two healthy boys!
It's never had an STD!
I stand proud with my vagina!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (PkVlr)
So yours was an actual working vagina? Mine was just playing around.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (NMAzL)
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They're put-near nekkid already.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (iB1oa)
These are a few of my favorite things..
FIFY
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (48XXE)
The talk is to start each half inning with runners on 1st and 2nd in the 11th if any game goes that far.
Hire some Kenyan speed runners just for that purpose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK)
You'd think I'd be used to the diversity of topics by now.
But the Horde manages to surprise me every now and again.
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: The Democrat Party at July 14, 2019 11:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (abNpZ)
If they were to make a change, I dthink that would be the best way. Even if they limited the number of extra innings before declaring a tie.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Rz2Nc)
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They're put-near nekkid already.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (iB1oa)
I'm all about efficiency.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (NWiLs)
Penis envy 2.0?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Clearly, I am late to some kind of party.
Posted by: Miklos, avoiding Google Translate at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos, sorry not sorry at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
How exactly would that work?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I have heard legitimate discussion of starting extra innings with a man on second base.
I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (RU4sa)
I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
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I'm for a Constitutional amendment prohibiting Astroturf and the use of th DH, so you can guess where I stand.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (iB1oa)
My response is there now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (AZxMX)
I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
Yeah. That's stupid. If he gets batted home, does that run count for as much on his personal stats, as one where he hit a 2-bagger to get to second in the first place?
Better to just blindfold the outfielders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (abNpZ)
Ima drive my VW Cabrio to wherever AOP is, ask and insist that he helps to put the new top on, and will refuse to pay in any commodity other than whisky and /or cigars.
Posted by: Miklos, paying "in kind" as the lawyers say at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (53LPg)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (AtaaG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr
Nurse, you need to be more specific!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr)
419 You're welcome.
Posted by: Miley
Is this sufficient basis for a Girl Fight?
Posted by: Miklos, not optimistic, and unused Jello at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Miklos, paying "in kind" as the lawyers say at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
I'd (reluctantly, mind you) put a new top on Kate Upton, but a mere VW Cabrio, uh-uh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (abNpZ)
I am trying to get to work, but I can't get there, because I forgot to read the schedule, and then when I finally get there I have a hard time getting into the building, and then I see my wife one floor below, who really needs me to tell her something important about our sons, but I can't simply go downstairs and must navigate some kind of slippery monkey bar thing.
TMI?
Yes, we much!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (miE9U)
I was talking about the female sport announcer talking about changing the extra innings rules.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr)
419 You're welcome.
Posted by: Miley
Is this sufficient basis for a Girl Fight?
Posted by: Miklos, not optimistic, and unused Jello at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
We've got plenty of pudding.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (NWiLs)
All the Fall semester welding classes at MCC are already full...
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Dear Baseball,
Just go full European Kickball, and end with a homerun derby, if you think we can't handle a real sport.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (J3GN6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (RU4sa)
We have our vays, ja!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
DEET.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Japanese Nuru Gel at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
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Ummm...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cain't put one one off lessen ya take sumpm' off
Projekt management
Posted by: Miklos, Projekt Manajer at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (NWiLs)
None of that expired stuff, thank you very much!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (ykYG2)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
extra space before watch ...
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:14 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:14 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched Great! I'm in Spokane getting ready for my "cough" "tenth" year reunion.(It has to be 10 ish, I'm barely 29.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (J3GN6)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Hot oil is reserved certain Male "sponsors" .
By tradition, we Southerners only do mud rasslin in the Fall (and no white shoes after Labor Day).
Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
And, based on the physics article, even if we went back in time to try it again, the new thread would start out fucked up on at least one level.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)
Don't worry, it's all in date. We run a classy joint around here.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Hoser at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (v3UCk)
Just a general suggestion, but a double space is so much easier to see, and thus correct!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: M at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c)
The #TwoWeeks paradox!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AtaaG)
That stuff is gross.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (PkVlr)
It's just vanilla pudding with banana slices and Nilla wafers. And whipped cream.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
Which one of you Morons was there?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:14 AM (NMAzL)
It's cooler then, but the bitey insects are worse.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)
it's hot as fuck here. We had our second powere outage in one week. Our second in a month. Our third in less than a year. Stack this up against the first 16 years we have lived in this neighborhood: Maybe three in those years, all very short, less than an hour.
Now? Three outages, all lasting in excess of three hours. These are not weather related. All of our electrical power is underground. It's old equipment feeding a neighborhood with a lot of people using computers, fans, AC units, and blah de fucking blah.
All I know is that I do not want this to become some kind of New Normal fucking thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (aurSP)
Tis time.
As always, remember we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Our heritage demands it.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (AZxMX)
.....
Whipped cream or meringue?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (48XXE)
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c)
The #TwoWeeks paradox!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AZxMX
There lies the problem
Posted by: Schrödinger's thread at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Hope you didn't step on any syringes!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (J3GN6)
Posted by: American Whipped Cream Producers Association at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
And the whipped cream of course.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:22 AM (PkVlr)
Calling the New York City Ballet and/or the Rockettes.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (2a2jC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:24 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (KATBx)
Goodnight, irongrampa!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)
Did you see where they are adding a fourth, female, Turtle?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:26 AM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)
This is true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 12:26 AM (w7U7L)
It started on Bastille Day, gotta expect some French-related craziness.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 12:27 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c)
Raw oyster is best when you fake sneeze into your hand, and then show it to your buddy
"I think I have the plague"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aurSP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Now see, people?
Chav is a plain spoken man who is probably actually close to nice.
Posted by: Miklos, commenting on comments at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (ed8K1)
So glad to see everything is normal around here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (FvdHJ)
Now? Three outages, all lasting in excess of three hours. These are not weather related. All of our electrical power is underground. It's old equipment feeding a neighborhood with a lot of people using computers, fans, AC units, and blah de fucking blah.
All I know is that I do not want this to become some kind of New Normal fucking thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (aurSP)
If you have natural gas to the house, and have the funds, I'd install a whole house natural gas generator.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (KP5rU)
Then vodka
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (ed8
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Quantum physics as political commentary/satire.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:30 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
The highest and best use of a raw oyster is in an oyster shooter, consumed by a girl is already drunk enough to do that.
The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: Miklos, testifying, but not under oath at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
There are ways to use them in sex play.
Is what I'm saying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (fuK7c)
They're far more capable than most realize.
Better keep them on our side.
Do NOT want to fight these guys again.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (axyOa)
Japan has been so thoroughly defanged that even a major crisis wouldn't stir them much. Positive media portrayals of their current forces are denounced as right-wing propaganda. It would take a generation or two of not being under our military umbrella and continuing tense relations with neighbors for their population to even support ramping up their military to a level comparable to their economic power.
In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (0OmEj)
Do you think he's actually forcing them to the left? Or maybe off the rails.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (iB1oa)
Good Evening ...
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (LPnfS)
Then vodka
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (PkVlr)
Oooooh baby, yeah!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)
t started on Bastille Day, gotta expect some French-related craziness.
Posted by: Basement Cat
Haven't heard anything about the yellow vest guys lately.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
****
Mrs D made that for dessert last night with leftovers for tonight. I didn't get any as my grandkids ate it all. L'il bastards are out of the will!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:33 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:33 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (0OmEj)
Then vodka
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Bad news. Orlando has no oyster beds.
Oh, wait....
Posted by: Miklos, checking the tide tables at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr)
Well, as opposed to what some heathens think, they're not for shooters. Oysters are not to be swallowed but to be chewed, or nibbled, or rolled around on the tongue.
They are uncannily congruent in texture to certain girl parts. If a guy were to put them in the girl parts and then nibble around to find out what's what...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Sjg
Who is Hiroo Onoda again?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (DrqHq)
Is what I'm saying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Show me DA MONEYS
Posted by: "Pearl", of Great Price at July 15, 2019 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: Sjg
I'm going to disagree with you on that one. The Japanese are a REALLY nationalistic people, while they have been defanged to some extent, if attacked, I believe they would respond with a ferocity that would stun the crap out of the Chinese.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:37 AM (J3GN6)
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019
****
Not sure I agree although my perspective is dated. But the Japanese Army, and Marines I worked with we're some bad-assed dudes. And a very professional officer corps.
I just didn't think there were enough of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Basement Cat
You mean I missed Bastille Day? How did that happen?
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (AtaaG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (DrqHq)
A footnote in history, as is everyone else from their former Empire who was ingrained with the concept of death before capture.
They aren't blind adherents to a divine emperor anymore, and likely will never be again.
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (53LPg)
They aren't blind adherents to a divine emperor anymore, and likely will never be again.
Posted by: Sjg
You've never been to Japan, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (DrqHq)
Going to take some ibuprofen, and hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Sjg
Heh
Posted by: Chuck Marx at July 15, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
That's right, on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 12:44 AM (ykYG2)
San Diego, circa '60s n' '70s.
Old to young, it didn't matter. A hard, proud and upright people, and the only way you win against them is to UTTERLY win against them.
This includes chess, poker and pre-BMX bicycle jumps at the bottom of steep San Diego hills, launched from home made suicide ramps.
(maybe that's why they were so good at that?)
Their society "appears" as Pacifist. It's in their (imposed) Constitution, they say!
Yeah. Right.
Corner them and threaten them with National annihilation.
Then let's see who yanks the "pacifist" handle, first.
Germany surrendered without being nuked.
Japan would have NOT surrendered, except for the nukes.
Put that into your Pachinko machine and pull the handle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 12:45 AM (QzJWU)
Not sure I agree although my perspective is dated. But the Japanese Army, and Marines I worked with we're some bad-assed dudes. And a very professional officer corps.
I just didn't think there were enough of them.
Posted by: Diogenes
There's that old saying about quantity having a quality all of its own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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You read my article! :
"Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"
Posted by: Alan Sokal at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
We neglected to set up a guillotine on the Capitol steps...and use it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (J3GN6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (abNpZ)
Sleep well, AOP.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:47 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
FUN FACT
There is restaurant in Budapest run by a lady from a former Soviet republic called "Marquis de Salade"
Posted by: Miklos, your local host and Subject Matter Expert at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (aKsyK)
***
Indeed.
Marshall Zhukov agrees.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (axyOa)
Well, old bean, I'd be willing to help, but the Brits these days, you know.
Posted by: Robert Ross at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (ykYG2)
This is domestic terrorism. I wonder if it will get as much press as an abortion clinic bombing. I wonder if the press will mention it ever again after today.
https://bit.ly/2XIpXuB
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I've been pondering that since reading about Weasel's $1,500.00 optics. For that price, you could arm three more guys.
So, four guys with iron sights vs. one guy with hyper-nice red dot 4x scope.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Alan Sokal
I will totally use that! If Sakrabarti sez Ok
Posted by: A O C at July 15, 2019 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:51 AM (fuK7c)
I just didn't think there were enough of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (axyOa)
I wouldn't disagree, their military is professional. It's just tiny in comparison to their population and economy. And that hasn't changed over the last two decades of China racheting up it's regional influence.
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (w7U7L)
Marshall Zhukov agrees.
Posted by: Diogenes
Good point. Need more artillery.
*Google Maps all main government buildings in DC*
Posted by: Marshl Miklos of Dignity Canal Chief Directorate at July 15, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)
This is domestic terrorism. I wonder if it will get as much press as an abortion clinic bombing. I wonder if the press will mention it ever again after today.
https://bit.ly/2XIpXuB
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV)
Id call that a good start...do they REALLY want to die for their cause?
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:55 AM (SxBH1)
He's so
Sweet. And he doesn't mind when I pounce!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr)
Doesn't mind? Ha!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:58 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr)
Doesn't mind? Ha!
Posted by: Miley
He hasn't put you in the okra patch yet.
Posted by: Miklos the agriculturalist at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2019 01:01 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (2qPhT)
Yeah, that was for his CQB AR rig.
You wanna inquire as to the Nightforce glass that sits atop his F-Class competition rig?
I spent all I could (then) afford for the Vortex glass on my precision AR rifle.
Here's the thing. You can now, for about $400, buy some VERY awesome, sub MOA bolt action rifles, that'll really deliver the goods. At least for the first three rounds, before their skinny barrels heat up and start with the vertical stringing.
Go up to $1,500, and now you've got ALL of the Ruger Precision Rifles, Mossberg and Savage equivalents. Probably the Howa lineup, too.
These are rifles that are wicked good at 800 yards, and superior examples will be F Class Ready for 1,000 yard matches, right outta the box.
Your simply not going to grok that distance with anything less than a Leupold Mk IV, a Vortex Razor, Nightforce, U.S. Optics, or etc.
Nothing less than $2,000, not inclusive of mounts or rings.
Oh, and that Aimpoint? Go ahead and swim ashore with it, after your helicopter insertion from fifteen feet or so above wave level.
It'll still be functioning when ashore, even if you're not.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 01:04 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 01:06 AM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 01:06 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: qdpsteve
You were supposed to bring tacos for everybody....
Posted by: Miklos the menu planner at July 15, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 01:08 AM (PkVlr)
the passengers of the bus will be vaccinated against ebola virus when they are located hopefully this week
http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-outbreak-in-goma-july-14-2019/
Posted by: ebola outbreak map.com at July 15, 2019 01:09 AM (2FTKG)
Posted by: ebola outbreak map.com at July 15, 2019 01:09 AM (2FTKG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 01:12 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miklos the agriculturalist at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
I started in the okra patch, and performed exceptionally well. He was impressed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 01:14 AM (NMAzL)
*cough*
PROMETHEUS STILL SUCKS!
Carry on while I peruse the content!
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:14 AM (KfNTm)
Was out on a date with his GF the night before and stank it up.
true story
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:15 AM (Y274z)
Watching Hitchcock. Julie Adams plays the wife of a couple with a little girl. They buy a house from a little old lady. A little old lady wearing a curious pointed hat.
That's a bad sign. Then the moving fan that brought their stuff was the Salem moving company. Another bad sign. Now, the little girl has an imaginary friend.
She makes up all kinds of stories they think, which the little girl claims her little friend told her. Her little friend drops the name of her aunt, with whom she claims to live.
They just looked up the name and found she was hanged back in the day for witchcraft.
I love Hitchcock.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:17 AM (f1Vqw)
Miley hasn't learned how to whip okra yet.
I don't know what that is, exactly, but my father would always complain my mother whipped the okra too much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:21 AM (KfNTm)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 01:23 AM (NMAzL)
Fried okra is good stuff. I like boiled as well, but I haven't had the chance for Miley to try it yet.
Okra is slimy and that snot is what makes it good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:24 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 01:25 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You seem well on the way to qualifying for citizenship in the Palmetto State.
The test has three parts (and is much easier than getting a driver's license, as you may have noticed):
Okra v. oysters Discuss in 100 non cusswords or less
Grits Yellow or white, stone ground or not (maximum four word answer, of which two must be cuss words)
Palmetto bugs (answer unlimited in length,, minimum 50% domestically produced cuss words required)
Posted by: Miklos who does not, as a general rule, like Yankees at July 15, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
true story
Posted by: torabora
And that little boy was me.
Posted by: Joseph Biden (Senior) at July 15, 2019 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 15, 2019 01:28 AM (FvdHJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 01:28 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Gooshy
The Japanese won WWII
Plan O-Kudzu succeeded all too well.
Posted by: Miklos, out with a beer and a bush hog at July 15, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
She didn't much like fried oysters, but she loved the 10 oz glass jars they came in because they would fit a mason jar lid.
She loved using those for blackberry jam.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:30 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:31 AM (AG/uO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 01:31 AM (NMAzL)
I used to love Vanilla Wafers as a kid. I tried them again a few years ago and they righteously sucked. When I looked at the ingredients, I saw they used, instead of real vanilla, vanillin, a synthetic vanilla.
Maybe I'm weird, okay I'm weird, but I do not like 'imitation vanilla', only buying the real thing. I notice a difference in the depth and complexity of real vanilla over the fake stuff.
Now the question is: Why do they still get to all them 'Vanilla Wafers' instead of the accurate 'Vanillin Wafers'?
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 01:31 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: publius
That is why okra is a key ingredient in gumbo.
But all Real Americans know that.
Posted by: Miklos, eh cher, les haricots ne s'ont pas sale at July 15, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Anybody else feel like, when irongrampa says goodnight, one ought to stand up and salute? And I'm just a lifelong civvie.
When I say goodnight, everybody just blinks and says
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 15, 2019 01:32 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:33 AM (hSQmw)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 01:35 AM (dqXSA)
Because there is nothing like the sense of anomie and detachment from common accepted concepts of society is engendered as readily as from banana pudding with those wafers studded in it.
It makes you think about Nilla-ism.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:37 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:37 AM (AG/uO)
Posted by: Third Shift Supermarket Bakery Lesbian Supervisor at July 15, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:38 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 01:40 AM (axyOa)
"Imaging the universe as a cow. Not that one, the other type."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:41 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Miklos thinking banana pudding at July 15, 2019 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:43 AM (AG/uO)
Vashon Island resident. Hard core Commie territory. But they are a ferry ride removed from Seattle and so love their separation from the insanity.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 01:44 AM (e1mEI)
There was a time when they were laid out to say "eat more oysters" in a way that was visible from space.
http://bit.ly/2SjtQAf
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 01:46 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Diogenes
I thank you, as I thank people who don't like oysters.
I am aware of the immutable law of supply and demand.
At this point, my only desire is that more men become homo, and nobody wants steak.
*hear my prayer, O law of the Invisible Hand*
Posted by: Miklos, the moderately competent economist at July 15, 2019 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 01:49 AM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:49 AM (AG/uO)
"Imaging the universe as a cow. Not that one, the other type."
Posted by: Kindltot
Hate to break this to you, but your universe is, in fact, inside the fingernail of a greater being. And no, you can't buy any pot from the Professor.
Posted by: Miklos, requesting a second carbon date about own self at July 15, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Good Ol' Slow Joe.
He hasn't noticed that the defense of Obamacare by his fellow Dems is... lukewarm, at best.
Oh, they're doing the "REPUBLIKKKANS WANT BABIES TO DIE IN THE STREETS!" thing, but it's very, very much on the back burner (compared to, say, "CHILDREN IN CAGES!!!!" or "RUSSIA!!!!".
That's because they know perfectly well that Obamacare sucks, and everyone hates it.
Posted by: DoD at July 15, 2019 01:54 AM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Miklos, mildly concerned at July 15, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 01:55 AM (JUUk1)
Posted by: DoD at July 15, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 02:00 AM (dqXSA)
Vanilla Flavoring. One of my uncles ran what could legitimately call a country store in the old sense of the word, and the little bit of profit he did make was from people desperate for a drink coming in and purchasing large quantities of that distinctively-bottled baking aid.
When folks spoke about late-Soviet-era Russians drinking perfume to get their alcohol fix, I ..... got it, but it still makes one shudder to think of it.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:03 AM (lJMCC)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:08 AM (lJMCC)
And then I see the bot droppings a few posts back and think, nahhh, we're safe for a while.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 15, 2019 02:08 AM (jp0Bv)
A. Pendragon
The other useful term was "tincture".
Posted by: Miklos, collector of words at July 15, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
So he'll be turning all his wife's money over to black people now, I guess?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 02:12 AM (JUUk1)
How the state managed to get casinos in still puzzles me, since the demographic that opposed that is also largely the same that's devoted to keeping the Magnolia State dry. The current big issue is opting in on the lottery system that all our neighboring states have adopted, and the usual suspects are at play in that affair as well.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:19 AM (lJMCC)
Heh
It shouldn't
Same way they got riverboat gambling in Louisiana, and video poker in SC.
Hint: $$$$
Posted by: Miklos, with a 300 dollar limit, but VIP at Harrah's at July 15, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:24 AM (TtdAy)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:25 AM (TtdAy)
One of my uncles ran a country store. Eaton's General Store, Stoddard, NH.
Stoddard is a very small town. He was also the Police Chief and the Fire Chief. And a state legislator. Aunt Mary was the Postmaster and the post office was in the general store.
They also had the only gas station.
They had a big red fire truck and the requisite six dalmations for it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 02:26 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: RickZ
I don't know, but I think I'll pass on the "Fruity Pebbles" in your world.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (P1f+c)
heh heh heh ...
Posted by: Lions Feasting on Poacher's Remains ... at July 15, 2019 03:00 AM (LPnfS)
That's all I got.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 03:00 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:25 AM (TtdAy)
Yup, met some Black folks with my last name. Their story was that they took that name when they were freed BEFORE the Civil War.
The had no problem with my family, or it would have been easy to change their name.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 03:03 AM (NgKpN)
It's a town of 1,200 today. It might have been 600 back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:06 AM (fuK7c)
Population 3: Bill, his wife and the dog ...
#3 was actually their son, but they were happy to tell the story of how the dog was older than the kid.
Gas station in the middle of no where.
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 03:15 AM (LPnfS)
Luxury! We lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road!
Posted by: A. Pendragon Channeling the Four Yorkshiremen at July 15, 2019 03:22 AM (lJMCC)
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (P1f+c)
Nah, never was a Fruity Pebble's fan. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries FTW!
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 03:36 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 03:46 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 03:48 AM (a4EWo)
Write to BenHad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 03:52 AM (a4EWo)
He is a she. E-mail's in my nic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:54 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Heh.
A friend of mine, local schoolteacher, got elected mayor of his village of about 800 in Slovakia.
I asked him how he got elected, and he explained that everybody in the village votes according to who they are related to.
And that year they were split 50-50
Posted by: Miklos, unelected dog catcher at July 15, 2019 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Insomniac
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With those short arms, how do they stir the pot?
Posted by: Tonypete
They hire an octopus to stir it.
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RickZ
Crunchberries are a non-sustainable resource! Breakfast privilege!
Posted by: Miklos, Alexandra Ocasio-Miklos-Cortez-Mao-Tze-Dong at July 15, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)
heh heh heh ...
Posted by: Lions Feasting
I will admit, oyster races are a bit boring.
Posted by: Miklos, a Mother of a Shucker at July 15, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, reloading at July 15, 2019 04:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, not referring to Guy Lombardo or any particular Royal Canadian at July 15, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, Alexandra Ocasio-Miklos-Cortez-Mao-Tze-Dong at July 15, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm all for breakfast privilege! Pig for breakfast, for one. Cheese grits, too.
Now if one is going to accuse anyone of 'breakfast privilege', that would be Skip and his damned blueberry pancakes (with real maple syrup and none of that powdered sugar topping).
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 04:10 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Insomniac
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With those short arms, how do they stir the pot?
Posted by: Tonypete
They hire an octopus to stir it.
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Haha! JT, you win the Merging Of The Threads Award!
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:11 AM (uNyXc)
*Grant research proposal in here somewhere*
Posted by: Miklos, both pre- and post-doc at July 15, 2019 04:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Nice word. I got an A on a paper in college and I'm pretty sure it was just for using monopsony.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Miklos, both Waffle House and Dennys are additional options at July 15, 2019 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:15 AM (fuK7c)
We have no Waffle House or Denny's within 30 miles, only MickeyDs. Sad.
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:18 AM (uNyXc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
"wounds my heart with a monopsonios langour"
Works on the assistant professor chicks every time.
Posted by: Miklos, with a gentleman's A- at July 15, 2019 04:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Didn't know you were Canadian.
Sorry, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, with Respect for all Noble Canadian Peoples at July 15, 2019 04:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:23 AM (uNyXc)
Posted by: My life is insanity
So you know the correct spelling of Mellencamp?
As an authority.
Posted by: Miklos, and why is Mellencamp more "authentic" than Cougar? at July 15, 2019 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....gotch your back at July 15, 2019 04:26 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: Miklos, memory slipping at July 15, 2019 04:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:30 AM (uNyXc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....bananas are in bloom!! at July 15, 2019 04:33 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, The Big Boopper, who had a hard landing at Clear Lake at July 15, 2019 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Early Morning Wisdom of Ye Venerable Miklos at July 15, 2019 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:37 AM (uNyXc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....appreciating the beautiful moon at July 15, 2019 04:40 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: My life is insanity
So Wisconsin.
So cheese.
So celebrate.
I would, because I like cheese.
Posted by: Miklos, unabashed cheese guy at July 15, 2019 04:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:44 AM (uNyXc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....doing a little Burke at July 15, 2019 04:44 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton at July 15, 2019 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Tell Skip I gotta miss his breakfast, and have a good day, all!
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:51 AM (uNyXc)
"Uncommonly kind and thoughtful of you, my dear fellow," said Lord Emsworth, touched.
Posted by: Miklos, directly and randomly quoting Wodehouse at July 15, 2019 04:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Didn't know you were Canadian.
Sorry, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, with Respect for all Noble Canadian Peoples at July 15, 2019 04:21 AM (QzkSJ)
heh
Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 04:53 AM (OMgAl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....laughter one of my three food groups at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (+B6tD)
Starting work a little later today.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)
Starting work a little later today.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)
You have been missed in comments.
Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 05:03 AM (OMgAl)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:05 AM (BbGew)
Tell Skip I gotta miss his breakfast, and have a good day, all!
Posted by: My life is insanity
Have a great one MLii !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 05:06 AM (arJlL)
If we fail, then the whole Thread, including the the promise of pancakes and bacon for all, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted trolls.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Aceish Empire and its Horde last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest ONT'.
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at July 15, 2019 05:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:13 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 15, 2019 05:16 AM (Vg/Kf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:20 AM (Vg/Kf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:20 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf)
Hey, watch that! You almost poked out my eye!
If you want to poke anything, go poke that damn Barrel. Bunghole removal optional.
Posted by: The ONT at July 15, 2019 05:23 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:26 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: White wimmen at July 15, 2019 05:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....grateful for the grey boxes at July 15, 2019 05:29 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf)
It's all over,
There isn't anymore.
It's all over,
but what's it over for?
Just when you think the party's starting ...
It's over.
It's over.
It's o-ver!
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 05:30 AM (LPnfS)
Poke thread Annie
'Gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang
Posted by: Old Man Miklos, out backa town at July 15, 2019 05:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, not notoriously picky at July 15, 2019 05:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:34 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
* points at Cicero *
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 05:37 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:38 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:41 AM (BbGew)
I don't think there are any defensible Intellectual Property Rights based on Irish Coffee.
Posted by: Miklos, cied Irish Coffee is a concept well understood chez moi at July 15, 2019 05:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 05:43 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
* points at Cicero *
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic
*waits for the "she poked me first!"*
Posted by: Miklos, fond memories of childhood at July 15, 2019 05:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Best time of the day is just before sunrise at sea.
Man...that is one thing that I do miss.
Hey, do me a favor....
Once you hit the flight deck, swing by the line shack and say 'Hi' to our son, OK.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:45 AM (cqNba)
But......he's dead now, so it's sort of old news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90YXf5P1rE
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:52 AM (xIBU4)
It's possible the only one to pay a price over this is Acosta
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:52 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....this s$*%is going to get out of hand soon at July 15, 2019 05:54 AM (+B6tD)
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:55 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:57 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 05:57 AM (OMgAl)
*Gets out of shower......looks down*
?
??
???????
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba)
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Actually, I think I knew that, but get a few of those shower pics online just to confirm.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:58 AM (xIBU4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....this s$*%is going to get out of hand soon at July 15, 2019 06:00 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:00 AM (FE+I8)
Let me go through Mrs VIA's huge collection of photos of me in my birthday suit, and see what I can find.
Ah.......found it!
Will one with a balding head, hairy legs and plenty of lower chest development work?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
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*gulp*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (xIBU4)
There are surprises now and again but they usually are the few it is still up in the air.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:02 AM (BbGew)
All hand heave out and trice up.
The smoking lamp is lighted in all berthing compartments.
Now reveille.
Breakfast for the crew.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:03 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:06 AM (+B6tD)
It's OK
Today I feel pretty...
Oh, so pretty.
And the Left tells me that its perfectly normal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:08 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)
Oh, so pretty.
And the Left tells me that its perfectly normal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba)
LOL! The Devil With The Gingham Dress On.
Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 06:11 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)
I wish.
Posted by: Zombie Natalie Wood at July 15, 2019 06:12 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:15 AM (FE+I8)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:15 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:17 AM (+B6tD)
Posted by: VIA, A Person of Penis (POP) at July 15, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: VIA, A Person of Penis (POP) at July 15, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba)
And now the cats are demanding that she get up, and feed them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 06:25 AM (Wx/+I)
Is it OK if we just point at them, and laugh instead?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:26 AM (cqNba)
All hand heave out and trice up.
The smoking lamp is lighted in all berthing compartments.
Now reveille.
Breakfast for the crew.
*Rolls out, dons zoom bag and grabs float coat*
Good morning, sir!
Posted by: David Koirtyohann at July 15, 2019 06:33 AM (62urk)
Everyone have a great day.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 06:38 AM (arJlL)
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
I don't believe that the cannibalism was as widespread as was initially reported.
But I hear that the dead bodies are beginning to wash up onto the shores of Austria already.
And.....
It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports.
Who cares?? New York City had a power outage!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 06:44 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Mayor De Blasio at July 15, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)
But I hear that the dead bodies are beginning to wash up onto the shores of Austria already.
And.....
It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Good. I didn't want to wait until the last minute to panic.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
If it was only 0.01% as bad as they projected, you'd have heard about it all weekend.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (62urk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports.
Posted by: Bruce
After Trump's tax cuts and the repeal of Net Neutrality, whats TS Barry going to do? Make the rubble bounce? The living already envy the dead!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 06:48 AM (43LC7)
Newsflash, Devin. The country probably won't survive if the people who were responsible don't go to jail.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2019 06:53 AM (62urk)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 06:55 AM (g25kP)
Things are.......
Well, not sure how things are.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Slow?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:56 AM (FE+I8)
Things are.......
Well, not sure how things are.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Chicago hit their numbers and a little more.
8 killed 34 wounded
Overnite totals are not in yet though
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)
Hard to tell.
We used to average about a murder every thirty hours.
(Slightly less than one per day)
But with the local stations almost seeming to delay the reporting of another death, it's hard to keep track.
But, we are over one a day for the last sixty days or so.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"
I thought the dead bodies (mostly children) washing up were from Trumps immigration raids? You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one around here.
Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2019 07:00 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Ripley
There's been a dead cat shortage.
They may have to use raccoons.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
There are surprises now and again but they usually are the few it is still up in the air.
Posted by: Skip
I used to have to post: Jean not girl
Posted by: Jean at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (Ze7j0)
8 killed 34 wounded
Overnite totals are not in yet though "
Remember to divide by 4.3 to come up with the population corrected numbers.
In other words, for parity, Chicago needs 4.3 murders for every B'More murder to stay in the running for 1st place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba)
Today is my Mother's 90th birthday. We are flying out to Upper Michigan this afternoon for a celebration later in the week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The new mayor of Chicago had started meetings on Mondays right after she took office. Called Accountability Monday meetings.
They've bee working a treat.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Ripley
There's been a dead cat shortage.
They may have to use raccoons.
Posted by: Bruce
F'n Chinese restaurants.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (FE+I8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba)
Winner of the contest (and every runner-up, too) gets four more years of progressive rule! Come on down!
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (H8QX8)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 07:05 AM (ceIDk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Whoo Hoo!! Happy Birthday
90 years old and doesn't need glasses.
She drinks right out of the bottle.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Scratches their collective heads.
The reason this stupid shit hasn't been working is....
We haven't been stupid enough!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:06 AM (vd8XM)
There are some commentors who may never made a gender announcement but one just assumes from a long history of comments.
Fir the longest time FenlonSpoke posted so as to keep her gender hidden. I recall speaking of her as "she" and she challenged my assertion - I do not recall how I sussed it out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:07 AM (pNxlR)
Basic wages and salaries were easy to determine and negotiate in an open market. As workers were more productive and demanded better wages Progressives saw this as inflation (also less need for unions) and created complicated price and wages controls. But alas, like all Progressive schemes there came a change to tax regulations that made health insurance plans, when paid the the employer, we not an income tax burden to the employee. So now two people buying the same product paid two different prices depending on if one was an employee or an employer.
So Progressive policies lead to Progressive rules changes that in turn made employees more dependent on their employer while at the same time making directly purchased healthcare more expensive for everyone.
And to fix all of this the Progressive created Obamacare. A taxation plan that forced by law everyone to buy a plan independently or via employment. So now we have Progressive making their third play at controlling healthcare. The plan had 3 main features: 1) give Medicaid to able bodied single adults, 2) force everyone to pay up via tax or insurance, and 3) standardize coverage.
So now just 8 or 9 years later we see almost every Progressive demanding Medicare for All. Not 1 single plan, scheme, or rule to help Americans with their health and insurance has worked. Yet almost 50% of voters agree that the people that broke the system every fucking time they touched it should get another chance.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (MtUPF)
Posted by: Ripley
There's been a dead cat shortage.
They may have to use raccoons.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
There is a form for that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (arJlL)
Shark attacks at Austria's beaches should be safe, legal and rare.
-- Statements from the JEF chock full of lies and ignorance, volume 2
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:11 AM (pNxlR)
Or would that be a step up ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:13 AM (MtUPF)
750 Happy Birthday Mama Krebs !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (arJlL)
On her behalf, I thank you. Gotta go clean up and pack. Will rejoin later from somewhere on the road.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:13 AM (pNxlR)
Our local paper is garbage, and now behind a pay wall.
Here's their byline:
"Journalism that makes a difference. With your support, we can hold those in power accountable."
I suppose that without my support, those in power can run amok.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:14 AM (UdKB7)
"Journalism that makes a difference. With your support, we can hold those in power accountable."
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:14 AM (UdKB7)
I am re-reading 1984. I swear this must be cut and paste!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:17 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:18 AM (UdKB7)
*spits*
eff the commie bastids
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:19 AM (MtUPF)
*spits*
eff the commie bastids
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:19 AM (MtUPF)
The Brits are this close to being lost to the Caliphate ( see my fingers almost touching). Their Labor Party is as bad as our democratic party if not worse and they have more RINOs in their conservative party than even we have. G-D save the Queen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:21 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:21 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:22 AM (KP5rU)
A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen, but anything to draw attention to this: Omar and Tlaib alongside this radical next week: Zahra Billoo, CAIR SF
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1150611156131708930
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (g25kP)
A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen
If you really read his tweet, he did not tell them to get out of America. He said hey since you know so much go back and fix the shit holes you came from, show us how that is done, then come back and tell us what to do. Until them STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:25 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 07:25 AM (43LC7)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (g25kP)
Come October, Starbucks is no longer going to be selling newspapers. It is not political. It is just NOBODY buys paper newspapers anymore. Dying business
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:26 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:27 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, something something punk at July 15, 2019 07:28 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:28 AM (V2Yro)
I haven't had a subscription in years. The thing is though, there is no way to keep informed on how the local government is screwing us over other than local TV news, which is also garbage. I'm not paying for garbage, I already had to pay to get it hauled off.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (KP5rU)
Yeah, I liked his tweets - he says what a lot of people are thinking. I am guessing what inspired this was the trash talk Omar and Tlaib made at Netroots Nation. Omar the troll said she loves AMerica more than natural born citizens and then (unexpectedly!) repeated her slurs about America being the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (bDqIh)
Animal shelter in Houston says they have many animals that do not respond to English. Many pets only respond to Spanish or Vietnamese and if you adopt on of these pets you may want to hire a trainer to teach the pet to respond to English.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (84LPL)
selling newspapers. It is not political. It is just NOBODY buys paper
newspapers anymore. Dying business
Posted by: Nevergiveup"
Sad part is, if there was a half-way decent newspaper that wasn't full of left wing propaganda, I would still buy it and lay around and drink coffee while reading. The insane left wing bias killed newspapers for me, not internet.
Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (KP5rU)
Online maybe. But NO ONE is buying the paper versions anymore unless they have birds or are moving
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:32 AM (g25kP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:33 AM (p0A33)
Exactly. He screws with their heads every time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:34 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:35 AM (vWMNq)
We have J.J.'s Morning Report.
Far superior in all respects.
(Including price)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 15, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (84LPL)
sometimes I talk to my doggeh in nonsense and he understands just fine
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 07:37 AM (dm05u)
"orangeman bad!" that's all those one trick fucks have. hell, i'm waiting for obituaries to have a "trumps fault" factor built in. fuckin idiots are obsessed.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:38 AM (KP5rU)
And he made every Democrat run to their defense, when days before he voiced support for Pelosi. LOLGF, Dems.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:38 AM (bDqIh)
____________________
A lot of people are offended by everything Trump says or does. Who gives a fuck? He was right about these America-hating foreigners, or spawn of foreigners in the case of Rancid Taliban, and their arrogant and ignorant assumption that they are better than the rest of us, and that they have all the answers. And that nasty little piece of Somali shit, who had to be rescued by Americans from her own shithole country, instead of being grateful for the opportunities we gave her, has instead never missed a chance to bash this country as racist and hateful, even as she lies, steals, commits multiple frauds, etc., here. She makes me -- and a lot of other real Americans -- sick.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 07:40 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:35 AM (vWMNq)
Yeah I doubt that. And nor do I care
But he is a huge left wing asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:41 AM (p0A33)
JJ's news is great, but I need local new to keep me informed of stuff like local restaurants going out of business, and transgendered Fire Cheifs getting fired.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:41 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (g25kP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (V2Yro)
--
I'd think it would take all of about a day to get a dog to respond to English. Then you could have a bilingual dog!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (9iLHi)
What was once a rounding error is now taking over large swaths.
And now we have muslims spewing anti-american hate speech and the usual GOP suspects are hectoring the only person speaking truths.
The GOP is as much an existential threat to this republic as are the democrats.
As the saying goes, the GOP will sell us the rope the Left uses to hang us.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (JOS/O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (arJlL)
Naaahhhh, a few people were "offended", because that's their job; with their head inside the garbage can that is the mass media they were amplified to sound like the roaring of an angry mob.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (MtUPF)
Me, too.
I am amazed people don;t see what he's doing, they just read one of his insults and go into PC panic. "Oh, they were fighting but then Trump tweets and they're united!" Yeah, united around virulent America-haters who cannot stop trashing America and her people. Omar was starting a boycott on Tucker Carlson, and then Trump put the spotlight back on her.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (bDqIh)
Anyway, dogs listen more to your tone of voice than to the actual words you speak.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JT
-------
JT is almost JJ...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vd8XM)
But he is a huge left wing asshole
There *are* such rumors but as monarch he will be head of the Church of England so it is unlikely they are true.
He's a huge environmental asshole. As an aristocrat, he can't be all that leftist.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (g25kP)
We quit subscribing to it a few years back.
I wish they would put out a local paper, maybe twice a week, that had the truly local news. Sports scores. Obits Interesting things that nice people are up to.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (KP5rU) "
Affirm.
A straightforward enemy at least won't try to bs you that they are your friend.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (MtUPF)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vWMNq)
yeah I believe he is stupid enough to be that far left, not realizing the left wants all the royals out on the street and/or beheaded. Intermarriage has lowered the IQ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:48 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:49 AM (KP5rU)
My lappy hard drive hit the skids (I'd give you the exact error but quite frankly I don't remember it, but it's fucked). Windoze 8 does eventually boot up but then it doesn't do anything, I ran the diagnostic on it and basically it's toast.
So right now I've got an exact replacement coming, but I'm thinking about upgrading it to a solid state drive. Also since this is going to be a fresh start I think it's a good time to dive headfirst into Linux.
I've got a copy of Windoze 7 around here somewhere but the lappy came with 8, no product key, no software (which is one of the things I misliked/mistrusted about it from the beginning) so I can't just reload it, and I refuse to even contemplate the abortion that is 10. So my options are 7, which is next door to unsupported, or Linux.
What sayeth the Horde?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 15, 2019 07:50 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:53 AM (sdi6R)
Linux.
Personally I have been using Lubuntu because my computers don't even have enough horsepower for regular Ubuntu.
Lubuntu uses a desktop that will be somewhat more familiar to a Windows user but there they all have differences to be worked out.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 15, 2019 07:56 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (MtUPF)
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