Pasty Weakling "Journalist" Challenges Seb Gorka to a Street Fight Outside the White House

Yeah, he really wanted that street-fight, too. You can tell he wanted the street-fight by how he chose the venue for calling for it, surrounded by Secret Service agents in one of the most secure places on earth.

That's where I try to arrange all the rumbles I'm super-eager to really have.



This punk's the Pharisee version of a street-fighter. He just wants to be seen calling for a fight.

David French is very saddened by the unchristlike behavior of Seb Gorka seen here.

One assumes.

By the way, given that David French is on such a moralistic crusade --

Does he want to start calling out the adulterers he knows from TV and punditry?

Why is he keeping that quiet? How can we receive wisdom from the morally unclean? How can we trust their words to be true, when we know they've lied in the most sacred unions of trust?

How can the Holiest of Holies David French allow them to continue working their jobs while concealing their sins from us?

Should I start him off?

Isn't one of his best buds thrice-married? Were those relationships strictly ended before the new ones began, or was there some... overlap?

He appears on Morning Joe, right?

Any.... questions there?

How can Good Christians watch or read David French when he so publicly consorts with sinners?


Unrelated: The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism, and the Washington Post, gets this, buries it and has no particular questions about it, apart from a look of surprise that it was admitted at all.

Chakrabarti had an unexpected disclosure. "The interesting thing about the Green New Deal," he said, "is it wasn't originally a climate thing at all." Ricketts greeted this startling notion with an attentive poker face. "Do you guys think of it as a climate thing?" Chakrabarti continued. "Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 07:25 PM (iys0/)

2 Fist! (On topic; not first.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:26 PM (Dh1wo)

3 I guess I'll nood then.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)

4 Wouldn't surprise me Seb is packing, kinda sure he is in fact.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

5 I love it when tough guys try to get tough.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2019 07:27 PM (kLDv+)

6 Hey, what's all this hating on the Pharisees of late?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Mouru)

7 I saw Pharisees of Late open for the Jesus and Mary Chain in 1986.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

8 He talks about going through a fire arms training course

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

9 Isn't Brian Karem a "reporter" for Playboy? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 07:28 PM (+0VWg)

10 Once the duel has been offered it may not be rescinded. That's Dueling 101.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Lg/Uq)

11 Thing about an economy, everyone (or most everyone) has to kinda agree to the terms and conditions and if any don't then you've got problems.

The main thing keeping the US from being socialist is the 400 million firearms in private citizen possession.

Keep that in mind as you wonder why they are so adamant on gun control when any idiot can see it won't affect the crime rate or the murder/casualty rate.

Because that's not the real reason they want gun control. Duh!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (lwNxB)

12 >>>Isn't one of his best buds thrice-married? Were those relationships strictly ended before the new ones began, or was there some... overlap?

Coming Soon to NRO: The Conservative Case for Smashing Dat Ass.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (datdl)

13 I saw Pharisees of Late open for the Jesus and Mary Chain in 1986.


Yeah, but WHERE did you see them? It's part of the meme, man!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Mouru)

14 Playboy Magazine still exists?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (xPl2J)

15 Yeah, but WHERE did you see them? It's part of the meme, man!

It's mid 1980s era Jesus and Mary Chain. It doesn't matter where they were playing. You could hear them up and down the whole island

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

16 Don't get me started on the Essenes. I hate 'em.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (Mouru)

17 >>>15 Yeah, but WHERE did you see them? It's part of the meme, man!

um, the Ballroom?

I don't know venues.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

18 Gorka's deep baritone voice alone could take out the weakling.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 07:31 PM (jtf24)

19 The ballroom's a thing, right?

Or the Cow Palace?

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

20 Seb is a big boy, but Mr. President: make clear that your men enforce security at your events, then watch your enemies get beaten to a pulp. Let Seb straighten him out on camera!

Posted by: trev006 at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (LR3Y8)

21 Socialists trying to hide what they are doing for their socialistic ends? Never! Why, Socialism always delivers exactly what it promises!*

*fine print: oceans of blood and mounds of skulls. Human misery by the train load.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (XmAy3)

22 Coming Soon to NRO: The Conservative Case for Smashing Dat Ass.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (datdl)


BUT, only if they were asking for it...

we have standards after all.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (AZxMX)

23 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (Mouru)

Don't forget the Sadducees.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (lwNxB)

24 Cow Palace is evergreen. It's a classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (Mouru)

25 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism

Of course it is. I've been saying that about global warming/climate change for something like 20 years.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

26 >>>Coming Soon to NRO: The Conservative Case for Smashing Dat Ass.

The Conservative Case for Cruising Craiglist to Find a Stud to Smash Dat Ass For You.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

27 "Ballroom"

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (Mouru)

28 Okie dokie, I am just an old lady (birthday tomorrow will be 69), but, I gotz to tell you these Conservative guys standing up to these "journalistic jerks" make my naughty bits pay all kinds ocf attention...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (kXoT0)

29 6 Hey, what's all this hating on the Pharisees of late?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Mouru)

I know, right? They seem like such good guys- at least that's what they tell me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (XmAy3)

30 ballroom? sorry, i didn't know i was crowding you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (KP5rU)

31 We applaud Gorka, the douchebag reporter's side laud him.


Both sides get a boost. Positions harden, oppositions build, and pressures build.


Then BOOM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

32 The press was especially pissed off today because all the people who are going to replace them were at the White House for the summit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

33 Martha McCallum is being an idiot. She's demanding to know why a young, married Republican running for gov. of Mississippi, didn't want to travel alone with a petulant, attractive, liberal female journalist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

34 I am still chortling over ace's classic " Mitt Romney and his only begotten son , Paul Ryan."

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (KL8hA)

35 Did any of the Jesus Loving True Conservatives ever explain how God is not in control of Trump and his actions?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (7hr3E)

36 Given how irritated French and others are with Christians supporting Trump, I'm starting to think that the Cuck Chorus only viewed Christianity as some sort of tool to keep the rubes voting for the MuhPrivateBusiness Party.

So the Corporate GOP could perform God's work by keeping the Ex/Im bank and borders open.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (datdl)

37 is The Ballroom a gay joint?

I was afraid it might be gay.

I really don't know.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

38 When I bravely put up my dukes and discovered my moobs were tender, I knew it was game over.

Posted by: Brian Karem at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (EgshT)

39 Twitchy also covered Loopy Cortez's guy admitting that the green new deal is about "fundamentally transforming society" into something like happy Venezuela.

I knew it was shit the first time I saw it months ago. Pelosi really needs to smack Loopy a good one. Assign her to the Bobbins subcommittee on cotton pricing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ZqRa6)

40 Not impressed with any of these goons.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

41 OT/

I'm pretty sure the person living in the condo above mine is a crazy person. Almost every day and night I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me. Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. The only normal explanation I can think of is perhaps she or he is practicing interpretive dance. I've never seen the person who lives above me, but I really don't think I want to. Much easier to live with the image of a generic person.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Xqo6t)

42 24 Cow Palace is evergreen. It's a classic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (Mouru)

The Corn Palace is more gold and shades of brown.

Posted by: Ottowa at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (rw1l7)

43 You thought you farted but you Chakrabarti'd in your pants.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (lFO4v)

44 The whole 'climate change' scam is about the socialism.

Of course the Green Nude Eel is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

45 I always say If you can't win a fight, try to wow them with you lack of a penis.

Posted by: David French at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (VkWRL)

46 AOC'S chief of staff is actually her boss isn't he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

47 You could hear them up and down the whole island

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)


You mean "the" island?

Posted by: Commissar J Epstein at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (AZxMX)

48 I knew it was shit the first time I saw it months ago. Pelosi really needs to smack Loopy a good one. Assign her to the Bobbins subcommittee on cotton pricing.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ZqRa6)

I think Pelosi's only problem with AOC is that she blurts out the truth and gives away the game.
And she does not follow the Dem hierarchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (XmAy3)

49 I know, right? They seem like such good guys- at least that's what they tell me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (XmAy3)

They've got those lovely whited sepulchers to boot.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (kXoT0)

50 Martha McCallum is being an idiot.

Not exactly a stretch for her.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (KL8hA)

51 Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

More like Puppet Master.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (lwNxB)

52 46 AOC'S chief of staff is actually her boss isn't he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)


Puppetmaster. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

53 Hot tip: if you're challenging a guy to meet for a fight, pick the most dangerous public park in the city. The one the police are afraid to go into until daylight. The one where things happen, and nobody bothers reporting it.

IOW, the opposite of what this wiener did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (+HQ9R)

54 is it possible the Jesus and Mary Chain played the palladium in 85/86? Because I might have had a ticket, and then not gone.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

55 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism

Of course it is. I've been saying that about global warming/climate change for something like 20 years.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)


Exactly. Control everything emitting CO2 and there ain't much left.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (UMw44)

56 Maybe Burr and Hamilton had it right. This type of horse shit had consequences and I'm sure there was some guys you didn't dare get cute with.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (jp0Bv)

57 AOC'S chief of staff is actually her boss isn't he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

===
In the vernacular, he is called her handler.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (pw+jk)

58
I'm pretty sure the person living in the condo above mine is a crazy person. Almost every day and night I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me. Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. The only normal explanation I can think of is perhaps she or he is practicing interpretive dance. I've never seen the person who lives above me, but I really don't think I want to. Much easier to live with the image of a generic person.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Xqo6t)

I'm quite sure what you're describing was also part of the plot of a Father Brown mystery.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k)

59 That guy doesn't look like he could beat an eight year old at thumb wrestling.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)

60 Or is that just a dance club? Or what?

This is really beyond me.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

61 Gay? You're looking for the Bottoms Up.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (Lg/Uq)

62 some of us have known for years that the whole Global Warming/Climate Change thing was an excuse for big fat government and massive redistribution of wealth from the west to everyone else.

go look up about Maurice Strong.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (ZqRa6)

63 is it possible the Jesus and Mary Chain played the palladium in 85/86? Because I might have had a ticket, and then not gone.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)



I buy tickets for REO Speedwagon and don't go. Sometimes that's just the best option.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Mouru)

64 Who the hell is Brian Karem, and why should we care?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:37 PM (VaN/j)

65 I am still chortling over ace's classic " Mitt Romney and his only begotten son , Paul Ryan."

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 07:33 PM (KL8hA)
............

...wearer of the nipple rouge, and the Judas smile.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

66 My BF's voice is deep but doesn't have the low register resonance of Gorka's.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 07:37 PM (jtf24)

67 10 Once the duel has been offered it may not be rescinded. That's Dueling 101.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Lg/Uq)

Actually? It can, but you must confess to your own wrongdoing.

It actually happened more often than people think because their was a group of Professional Duelists, known as Judicars, or Judicial Fencers.

The rich middle class could hire them to represent them in trials by Combat.

So there were instances where a Noble would be abusing a Rich non noble, thinking they could take them to trial by combat. Non Noble hires a Judicar, and suddenly they had to find a way to call the whole thing off.

By giving a public apology.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 07:37 PM (NgKpN)

68
(collapses laughing)

So we're not all gonna die of climate change after all. That animation about "the bullet train from New York to D.C.," the air-chopping screaming fits at "elitists" in Congress, it's all an act!

If Al Gore hadn't invented climate change way back when, what chimera would they have used for their how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing? UFOs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (M9ntN)

69 >> is it possible the Jesus and Mary Chain played the palladium in 85/86? Because I might have had a ticket, and then not gone.


Yes. They were touring in 85/86.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (lFO4v)

70 he who controls the energy controls the world (Lord Harkonnen)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (ZqRa6)

71 but would they have been at the palladium? Were they big enough?

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

72 25 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism

Of course it is. I've been saying that about global warming/climate change for something like 20 years.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)


1970: the world is cooling! we are all gonna die!

1980: the world is heating up! the polar bears are dying!

1990: the world is choking us all with bad air! the trees are gonna die!

2000: the world is witnessing rising tides! we're all gonna drown!

2010: the world is being destroyed by carbon dioxide! we're all gonna choke to death!

2019: WAIT! I have been lied to all of these years!

2019 (part 2): ha ha ha! you suckers, I'm so effing rich from lying, eat my jet exhaust! - ALGore

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (sy5kK)

73 >>I buy tickets for REO Speedwagon and don't go. Sometimes that's just the best option.


That's cause you are a Rengade.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (lFO4v)

74 You thought you farted but you Chakrabarti'd in your pants.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (lFO4v)
.........

After 50, never trust a fraught.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

75 @41

You sure they don't have a dog?

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (bR08X)

76 I'm pretty sure the person living in the condo above mine is a crazy person. Almost every day and night I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me. Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. The only normal explanation I can think of is perhaps she or he is practicing interpretive dance. I've never seen the person who lives above me, but I really don't think I want to. Much easier to live with the image of a generic person.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Xqo6t)

I'm quite sure what you're describing was also part of the plot of a Father Brown mystery.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k)

Cat lives under Jackie Chan???

Cool!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

77 I think the journolist' writes for playboy, I wouldn't want that guy near anyone I care about

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (r/xAU)

78 >> but would they have been at the palladium? Were they big enough?


Yes. The Palladium wasn't that big a venue.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (lFO4v)

79 that's Severely American Saikat Chakrabarti

Posted by: x at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (nFwvY)

80 Anyone have the Jesus and Mary Chain Tour T-Shirt from 85/86?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (Mouru)

81 I wanna lie just like Jesus Christ
I wan' my wife on a bed of spikes
I wan' Paolo in her paradise
I wanna cuck just like Jesus Christ

I wouldn't sell my soul but I'd tweet for this [x3]
Ah, I did an own goal cause I tweeted this

Posted by: the french and mary chain at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

82 I like Father Brown.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (r/xAU)

83 I'm quite sure what you're describing was also part of the plot of a Father Brown mystery.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k

--------

I've never heard of that. Is he like Monsignor Martinez on "King of the Hill?"

"Vaya. Con. Dios!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+HQ9R)

84 >>Anyone have the Jesus and Mary Chain Tour T-Shirt from 85/86?


Not me. I sold almost all my old tour shirts a couple years back. Holy shit people pay good money for those things.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (lFO4v)

85 9 Isn't Brian Karem a "reporter" for Playboy? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 07:28 PM (+0VWg)
_______

He's probably working on a story about their first trans centerfold. Or have they done that already?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

86 AOC doesn't have a handler- she has a pimp.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (hGDfM)

87 "I gotz to tell you these Conservative guys standing up to these "journalistic jerks" make my naughty bits pay all kinds ocf attention..."

That comment made my day on many levels. Happy birthday young lady

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (rJ9Bq)

88 Nice...though that's like 1989/90 Jesus Mary Chain.


Good stuff.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (lFO4v)

89 The whole 'climate change' scam is about the socialism.
There's something up at Insty's about AOC's chief-of-staff basically admitting that...

Chakrabarti had an unexpected disclosure. "The interesting thing about the Green New Deal," he said, "is it wasn't originally a climate thing at all." Ricketts greeted this startling notion with an attentive poker face. "Do you guys think of it as a climate thing?" Chakrabarti continued. "Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (Dh1wo)

90 The Climate Change Cabal wants these things:

* A massive die off of the middle and lower middle classes. The lowest classes are needed for serfs and the upper class is not going to play their game.
* Huge costs for energy that keep everyone poor, in the dark, and unable to rise above their birth.
* Control of energy so that only the correct people have easy access.

So they're going to lie. scheme, steal, and cheat to prop up AGW.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (kXoT0)

91 Who reads Playboy for the Brian Karem articles?


In fact, who reads Playboy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

92 There are some who say Psychocandy was the best JAMC album.
I actually prefer Honey's Dead. "Far Gone and Out" and "Rollercoater" were awesome.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

93 Almost everything around here these days is "David French" this and "David French" that.

What's a guy, an everyday Joe, got to do to get an admiring shoutout from Ace?

Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (VHuq4)

94 away the game.
And she does not follow the Dem hierarchy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (XmAy3)

Spot on, A451!

Question is, can she learn not to drill a hole in the Democrat hull? My money is on negatory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

95 #89 Crap. Beaten to it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:43 PM (Dh1wo)

96 One day if you're ever at the White House hang around after a presser with the president. These dunces yell inane stupid things at the President and then high five each other and. Giggle like children. They're all pumped up with their clique of assholes around. It's like high school from grown up man children.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:43 PM (VkWRL)

97 Took me a long time to find a clean copy of Honey's Dead on vinyl.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:43 PM (lFO4v)

98
"The interesting thing about the Green New Deal..."

No no, the *fascinating* thing about the Green New Deal.

"Do you want to know about how we got here? This fascinating place? You'll be fascinated."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 07:44 PM (M9ntN)

99 hey, wash posties. I got some nice wire wrapped bedrooms for your sleeping pleasure.

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 11, 2019 07:44 PM (1XtI9)

100 Almost everything around here these days is "David French" this and "David French" that.

What's a guy, an everyday Joe, got to do to get an admiring shoutout from Ace?
Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (VHuq4)



Call us.

Posted by: The Pharisees at July 11, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

101 AOC believes her own press and her own importance. She is so dumb she doesn't realize that people of her ilk crossing the likes of Pelosi very often wind up dead usually suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:45 PM (kXoT0)

102 AOC keeps defying Pelosi and putting her shit out on the street.

Christine better remind mom about that whole head chopping thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 07:45 PM (hGDfM)

103 Almost every day and night I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me. Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth.

earbuds ?

Posted by: Adriane the High Faluutin New tech Thingy PE Critic ... at July 11, 2019 07:46 PM (LPnfS)

104 #95 Didn't read the update after refreshing the page and was replying to the AOC Green Spiel comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Dh1wo)

105 >>>What's a guy, an everyday Joe, got to do to get an admiring shoutout from Ace?

Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (VHuq4)

Eat yourself to death in your limo.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 11, 2019 07:46 PM (datdl)

106 'Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. '

Werewolf?

Posted by: I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

107
What's a guy, an everyday Joe, got to do to get an admiring shoutout from Ace?
Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 11, 2019 07:42 PM (VHuq4)


Organic bone broth in a six-pack.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

108 41 OT/

I'm pretty sure the person living in the condo above mine is a crazy person. Almost every day and night I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me. Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. The only normal explanation I can think of is perhaps she or he is practicing interpretive dance. I've never seen the person who lives above me, but I really don't think I want to. Much easier to live with the image of a generic person.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Xqo6t)
______

Are you sure it's not Ace, with his gainzzz?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (VaN/j)

109 The Climate Change Cabal
..........

Just use clubs on them.
Warm good, cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

110 One day if you're ever at the White House hang around after a presser with the president. These dunces yell inane stupid things at the President and then high five each other and. Giggle like children. They're all pumped up with their clique of assholes around. It's like high school from grown up man children.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:43 PM (VkWRL)

Yeah, that whole truth to power stuff. None of them deserve a check or press credentials. I think Trump is showing amazing forbearance with them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (kXoT0)

111 Don't mess with a Hungarian named Gorka.

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (OE84+)

112 No no, the *fascinating* thing about the Green New Deal.
"Do you want to know about how we got here? This fascinating place? You'll be fascinated."


a severely heterosexual song, here
youtube.com/watch?v=QqqBs6kkzHE

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

113 There wolf! [points]

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 07:48 PM (Dh1wo)

114 4 Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2019 07:48 PM (C1Lsn)

115
AOC keeps defying Pelosi and putting her shit out on the street.

There are any number of things Pelosi can do to hurt AOC, out of spite. But there's nothing she can do to save herself. AOC and the Justice Dems killed her. Win or lose in 2020, she won't be speaker. Book it.

Nobody has confidence in her leadership, even in her own faction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:48 PM (+HQ9R)

116 Mr French>David French

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 11, 2019 07:49 PM (Hn6S7)

117 106 'Never heard a voice or movements of a second another person, but just running back and forth. '

Werewolf?
Posted by: I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

There Wolf!

There, Apartment!

Posted by: Eye gor at July 11, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

118 Yeah, that whole truth to power stuff. None of them deserve a check or press credentials. I think Trump is showing amazing forbearance with them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (kXoT0)


Since he gets such crappy press anyway, I was really hoping that President Trump would clean out the WH press pool.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)

119 25 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism

Of course it is. I've been saying that about global warming/climate change for something like 20 years.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

If you came up with a simple, cheap carbon remediation scheme that didn't involve profiteering in an artificially created market or socialist wealth distribution "climate change" would drop from the public eye quicker than a black gay democrat supporting mass shooter.

Even now NASA cant get a handful of millions just to make sure there are no asteroids out there waiting to extinct life on earth.

Posted by: Keith at July 11, 2019 07:49 PM (jdGlx)

120 Huge costs for energy that keep everyone poor, in the dark, and unable to rise above their birth.
* Control of energy so that only the correct people have easy access.

So they're going to lie. scheme, steal, and cheat to prop up AGW.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:41 PM (kXoT0)

Who's gonna dig that coal or cut that firewood?

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (OE84+)

121 Come at me bro!

Posted by: Guy who always wants bros to come at him at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (q177U)

122 I've never heard of that. Is he like Monsignor Martinez on "King of the Hill?"

"Vaya. Con. Dios!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+HQ9

I can't remember the name of the short story but their is one where somebody is heard running in one direction and walking slowly in the other.
Something about the theft of some silverware?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (JgA4k)

123 >> Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit


Ace carries a couple tampons in his Murse for the same reason.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (lFO4v)

124 "Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:47 PM (kXoT0)"

The President is finally somewhat learning to ignore them. Sometimes he can't resist, but he's getting better.

Today they tried that shit and he kept walking with Barr. Good for him.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (VkWRL)

125 I read a book about werewolves and it seems there can be other were-creatures. Maybe it's a werecat.

Posted by: I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

126 Punk card pulled.

He was lucky this time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (MeM4j)

127 115
AOC keeps defying Pelosi and putting her shit out on the street.

There are any number of things Pelosi can do to hurt AOC, out of spite.



Yeah, assign her actual committee work.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

128 Mr French>David French
.........

French's Mustard > David French


Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

129
Yeah, that whole truth to power stuff.

What an overused phrase!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (aKsyK)

130 YD, Do you see all the money people Pelosi has dropping her for AOC?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hGDfM)

131 >>>105 >>>What's a guy, an everyday Joe, got to do to get an admiring shoutout from Ace?

Posted by: Brian Stetler

this sounds like Beetlejuice, not Brian Stelter.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

132 MY bichons could take both of them

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (DPjeO)

133 >>>121 Come at me bro!
Posted by: Guy who always wants bros to come at him

lol

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

134 Demonic possession?? Was this idiot drunk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (UU59y)

135 Who's gonna dig that coal or cut that firewood?
Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (OE84+)

Poor white trash and poor trash of a color other than white--same as always.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (kXoT0)

136 AOC taking over from Pelosi would be just spiffy.

Posted by: I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (UdKB7)

137 >> Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit

Ace carries a couple tampons in his Murse for the same reason.
Posted by: garrett


Pikers!

Posted by: Bottles of Frank's Hot Suace in Hillary's Purse ... at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (LPnfS)

138 YD, Do you see all the money people Pelosi has dropping her for AOC?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hGDfM

-------

No. Donors are pulling back from Pelosi?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (+HQ9R)

139 Beetlejuice had more testosterone as a bloated undead horror than Brian Stelter has as a, er...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)

140 You want some of this?!

Posted by: Guy who is freely offering "some of this" to any takers at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

141 French's Mustard > David French

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)
_______

French's Mustard = Yellow Baby Shit.

Therefore, Yellow Baby Shit > David French.

QED.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (VaN/j)

142 "Ace carries a couple tampons in his Murse for the same reason.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (lFO4v)"

You laugh but in civilian land if you don't have Kerlix we start asking if anybody has tampons. They are excellent at stopping bleeding.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (VkWRL)

143
Even now NASA cant get a handful of millions just to make sure there are no asteroids out there waiting to extinct life on earth.
Posted by: Keith


How can you "make sure" there are no menacing asteroids?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

144 Poor white trash and poor trash of a color other than white--same as always.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 07:52 PM (kXoT0)


'Twas ever thus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (AZxMX)

145 Come at me Bro is great and all...

and I'm a let him finish.

Posted by: Hold Me Back, Bro! at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (lFO4v)

146 *shakes off cobwebs*

Horde!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (anwal)

147 the only thing worse that wisconsin excreted out of it's puss filled colon than paul ryan is tony fucking evers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 07:54 PM (KP5rU)

148 >>>You laugh but in civilian land if you don't have Kerlix we start asking if anybody has tampons.

I know, when i used to get papercuts in the JAG corps we always had to use kotex.

Also, we had to use kotex for our periods.

Posted by: David French at July 11, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

149 What'll it be? Tweets at 20 paces?

Posted by: The referee at July 11, 2019 07:54 PM (zr7nJ)

150 We already knew Tampons were for bleeding. And that, when your wife asks you to pick them up, it's a good weekend for yard work.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (VaN/j)

151 Beetlejuice actually says, "Where can a guy, a regular joe, go for some female companionship" or something like that. Then someone wizards up the brothel on the train model.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)

152 >
Who's gonna dig that coal or cut that firewood?
Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 07:5



As a matter of fact, I just came in from cutting firewood. So check that off.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (UU59y)

153 Who you think you are talking to, Bro?

'Cause I know you ain't talkin' to me -

guy is also a classic.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (lFO4v)

154 142 "Ace carries a couple tampons in his Murse for the same reason.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (lFO4v)"

You laugh but in civilian land if you don't have Kerlix we start asking if anybody has tampons. They are excellent at stopping bleeding.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (VkWRL)


Bleeding can come from all over..........

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (sy5kK)

155 121 Come at me bro!

Posted by: Guy who always wants bros to come at him
.........

*smiles and walks slowly forward*

Posted by: Guy with a taser at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

156
Win or lose in 2020, she won't be speaker.

=====

That's my sense of things.

Now, will she see the handwriting on the wall and quit before they can fire her, or will she go down howling beneath her pointy hat, lamenting "Oh, what a world, what a world"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (M9ntN)

157 Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (VaN/j)

Well said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (AZxMX)

158 Ace carries a couple tampons in his Murse for the same reason.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (lFO4v)

Or for those days when David French is having a particularly heavy flow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

159 'Twas ever thus!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (AZxMX)


Them that's got, shall get ...

Posted by: Lady Day ... at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (LPnfS)

160 Late to the thread but this is actually nothing new. Several years ago some bint on the IPCC stated that it wasn't about climate change at all. It was about destroying capitalism as the dominant economic system in the world. Of course that statement was buried so deep it wouldn't see the light of day for decades.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (VNmG1)

161 Beetlejuice actually says, "Where can a guy, a regular joe, go for some female companionship" or something like that. Then someone Jeffrey Epstein wizards up the brothel on the train model.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (anwal)

162 Yo BC! How are you? We had Bannion sitings last night.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (UU59y)

163 As a matter of fact, I just came in from cutting firewood. So check that off.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (UU59y)


Yes, but you were cutting it FOR yourself, not your masters, am I right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (AZxMX)

164
Why should we be afraid of a mincing asteroid?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (TAmPV)

165 Missouri Democrat comes to Pelosi's defense: 'Unbelievable' that AOC would pull 'the race card'

https://tinyurl.com/y2rq9oan

---

lolgfy

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (RU4sa)

166 *waves to BC*

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (RU4sa)

167 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Howdy.

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (LPnfS)

168 How is the shoulder, BC?

You all healed up and back to pealing them chili carrots?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (lFO4v)

169 Hiya, BC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

170 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (anwal)

Cochran!!

And Bannion spoke well of you, but we forgave him!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (AZxMX)

171 Stop this abuse of David French. If it were not for him, and those like him, who would represent Freon Rangers when they go AWOL. And then where would we be?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (VaN/j)

172 164
Why should we be afraid of a mincing asteroid?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (TAmPV)

Gay Asteroids always strike from behind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (XmAy3)

173 151 Beetlejuice actually says, "Where can a guy, a regular joe, go for some female companionship" or something like that. Then someone wizards up the brothel on the train model.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)

Getting a little ... anxious.

Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Fm81C)

174 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 07:55 PM (M9ntN)

------

Good question... I don't know if Little Miss Giant Gavel has it in her to walk away with dignity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (+HQ9R)

175 Hurricane Barry is about to get pissy with New Orleans. Real pissy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

176 I'm relieved to hear the term "asshat" used in it's proper context.

Thanx Dr. G.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (3H9h1)

177 >
Yes, but you were cutting it FOR yourself, not your masters, am I right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (AZxMX)




Cutting it for the bride. You make the call.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (UU59y)

178 162 Yo BC! How are you? We had Bannion sitings last night.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (UU59y)


Good! Been busy. The Far Too Good For Me Wife and the Drunken Midgets did their usual summer trip up to VA and NC to see family. Two weeks. So I had a bunch of projects I wanted to get done. Biggest was making myself a custom desk for my office/cave/room. I'm quite certain it took 4 times as long as it should have, but I'm really happy with how it came out.

Then the day after the girls got back, our pups came home from Puppy Boot Camp. So we've got two four month old english bulldog puppies running around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (anwal)

179 The Democrat Party wants National Socialism, do they not ?

Posted by: jsg at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (s4uSn)

180 IPCC panel on climate change,

Dude, I bought like 5,000 acres in this 3rd world shit hole that I want to capitalize on. Vote to make me whole.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (hGDfM)

181 AOC keeps defying Pelosi and putting her shit out on the street.

There are any number of things Pelosi can do to hurt AOC, out of spite. But there's nothing she can do to save herself. AOC and the Justice Dems killed her. Win or lose in 2020, she won't be speaker. Book it.

Nobody has confidence in her leadership, even in her own faction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:48 PM (+HQ9R)

Outing Pelosi would require someone from her own faction of the Dems that has any standing at all, and I don't know of anyone. The AOC uprising is still just a tiny faction, and the press.

The problem of the establishment Dems is they have no bench for the next generation, like the old Soviets in the Breshnev era. They may fall to the Progs, or beat them, but either way they are worn out

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (FTPn0)

182 Good question... I don't know if Little Miss Giant Gavel has it in her to walk away with dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (+HQ9R)

I doubt that she does. Her health is bad. Her sanity is marginal. But, that sweet sweet power and graft is super hard to leave. Ask Hilldog.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (kXoT0)

183 Something about the theft of some silverware?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 07:50 PM (JgA4k)


That was Chesterton's Father Brown.
You have a good memory!

Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (4HMW8)

184 I'm kind of surprised that the story about Confederate Railroad getting banned from playing the Illinois State Fair because of their name hasn't been getting any coverage on the blogs today.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (xPl2J)

185 And that punkass "journalist" couldn't punch his way out of a Kotex.

Posted by: jsg at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (s4uSn)

186 Good! Been busy. The Far Too Good For Me Wife and
the Drunken Midgets did their usual summer trip up to VA and NC to see
family. Two weeks. So I had a bunch of projects I wanted to get done.
Biggest was making myself a custom desk for my office/cave/room. I'm
quite certain it took 4 times as long as it should have, but I'm really
happy with how it came out.



Then the day after the girls got back, our pups came home from Puppy
Boot Camp. So we've got two four month old english bulldog puppies
running around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (anwal)


Did you get ace's newly released book on shelving techniques? That might come in handy in your office/cave/room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

187 Yes, but you were cutting it FOR yourself, not your masters, am I right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (AZxMX)

Cutting it for the bride. You make the call.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 07:59 PM (UU59y)


Ok, strike the plural in "masters"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (AZxMX)

188 Sounds like your hands are full BC. Got pics of the desk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (UU59y)

189 There are millions of gay asteroids in the unimurse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (7hr3E)

190 166 *waves to BC*
Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 07:57 PM (RU4sa)

167 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Howdy.
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (LPnfS)

168 How is the shoulder, BC?

You all healed up and back to pealing them chili carrots?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (lFO4v)

169 Hiya, BC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

170 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 07:56 PM (anwal)

Cochran!!

And Bannion spoke well of you, but we forgave him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 07:58 PM (AZxMX)



Hello one and all. The shoulder is garbage, Garret. I'll likely be headed back in for yet another consult. This time with a different ortho.

Jane! I hope you and the Mr. are adjusting ok. As always, you can call text email whatever if I can provide any assistance.

Now Hrothgar, lying is a sin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (anwal)

191 TuCa's on fire tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

192 There are millions of gay asteroids in the unimurse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (7hr3E)

Born that way.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (kXoT0)

193 >>>Getting a little ... anxious.


right!

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

194 It has been decades and more since the term "Watermelons" was coined for Eco-Warriors. Green on the Outside, Red on the Inside.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (FTPn0)

195 So put that prick down as a suspect in the Seth Rich murder.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (Y274z)

196 The problem of the establishment Dems is they have no bench for the next generation, like the old Soviets in the Breshnev era. They may fall to the Progs, or beat them, but either way they are worn out
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (FTPn0

-------

LOL. It's not just me. Every time I look at Dem warfare, and the gangster faction, I think of Brezhnev and Chernenko.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (+HQ9R)

197 Jane! I hope you and the Mr. are adjusting ok. As always, you can call text email whatever if I can provide any assistance.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (anwal)


We're good. Thanks for all the info/advice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

198 184 I'm kind of surprised that the story about Confederate Railroad getting banned from playing the Illinois State Fair because of their name hasn't been getting any coverage on the blogs today.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (xPl2J)


Can't stop with this. We need to eliminate that team that triggers new, undocumented, superior immigrants.

You know, the Yankees. OMG!

Posted by: SJW's who are in the know at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

199 Dude, I bought like 5,000 acres in this 3rd world shit hole that I want to capitalize on. Vote to make me whole.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (hGDfM)


Funny, you don't seem so cynical in person!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (AZxMX)

200 Gorka is poster child for tacticool dipshits, why he was featured in Dipshit Magazine (coverboy).

Posted by: Zoomie at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (TzWib)

201 Did you get ace's newly released book on shelving techniques? That might come in handy in your office/cave/room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)



I did! Followed what I read to be the directions and it worked out perfectly.

The guy I hired had the shelves up perfectly in 30 minutes and was cheap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (anwal)

202
Missouri Democrat comes to Pelosi's defense: 'Unbelievable' that AOC would pull 'the race card'

======

The thing to do now is to make AOC hate her job. Nothing but naysayers and meanies around her all day, no one listens to her cool ideas, she can't get anything done, everyone's making her bff delete his tweets all the time it's more complicated it's so so complicated than she ever thought it would be, even her apartment is stupid, the money is good but she just found out she could make even more if she went to work for MSNBC where she could make a REAL difference and work on some REAL projects, and some days she just wishes she was still a bartender.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (M9ntN)

203 Welp, Tucker's about to get the ol' RACISSSSST! treatment again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

204 A global warming evangelist from NOAA basically said the goal was to destroy capitalism.

Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (4HMW8)

205 My guess a deaf, mute, dwarf that has only high shelving

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:04 PM (BbGew)

206 188 Sounds like your hands are full BC. Got pics of the desk?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:01 PM (UU59y)



I do. Gimme a couple minutes and I'll have them in a format that I can post here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:04 PM (anwal)

207 Hurricane Barry is the smartest hurricane ever. The job is too easy for it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 08:04 PM (JgA4k)

208 Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit.

Did that happen on WH property? I doubt he'd be carrying there. I wouldn't doubt that the SS knows this too and maybe checked his pistol in for him as a courtesy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (HaL55)

209 Journolist Dueling = passive-aggressive innuendos and quotes from anonymous sources at 50 paces

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (dYe5S)

210 203; they've screamed "racism" so much, it means nothing, now. fuck em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

211 Now Hrothgar, lying is a sin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:02 PM (anwal)


There were two parts to my statement...

But I need to ask forgiveness for both of them!

Sounds like you're doing well, so that is good to know!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (AZxMX)

212 Isn't the reason to progressive/liberal/donks take any position is to advance communism/socialism or tear down freedom? Every single time.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (0OmEj)

213
Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit.

Did
that happen on WH property? I doubt he'd be carrying there. I wouldn't
doubt that the SS knows this too and maybe checked his pistol in for him
as a courtesy.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (HaL55)


The WH Rose Garden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

214 207 Hurricane Barry is the smartest hurricane ever. The job is too easy for it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 08:04 PM (JgA4k)


You didn't build that hurricane!

Posted by: Barky McJug Ears at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

215 The shit the dems are shovelin is truly frightening..no borders ( per Biden today) no economy no freedoms, anyone can vote, no military no opposition no free speech no nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (85Gof)

216 Punk is a physical coward. He'd be a "daisy", if he did. Oy!

Posted by: Minerva at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (L5yo0)

217 Journolist Dueling = passive-aggressive innuendos and quotes from anonymous sources at 50 paces

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (dYe5S)


Serious journolisters duel by counting paper cuts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (AZxMX)

218 Watched a Confederate Railroad video yesterday, not my taste as I'm not a country music fan, but to rack up a few more watched numbers why not?

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (BbGew)

219 Great. It's been a crappy day, and now I'm getting an infection in my right eye.

Terrific.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

220 I have 2 tourniquets in my car

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (85Gof)

221 165 Missouri Democrat comes to Pelosi's defense: 'Unbelievable' that AOC would pull 'the race card'


Since when is stupid a race anyhow?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (JgA4k)

222 210 203; they've screamed "racism" so much, it means nothing, now. fuck em.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

---

Agreed, but it is still too schadelicious to see them wailing about using the race card.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (RU4sa)

223 Hrothgar, I'm trying to up my snark to realism ratio.

I am always a happy camper though.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (hGDfM)

224 'night, all. Off to find something to treat my eye.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

225 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:06 PM (85Gof)

Another progressive socialist utopia.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:08 PM (AZxMX)

226 The dems are the ones that saddled that racism horse...now they gotta ride it. To fuckin bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:08 PM (85Gof)

227 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism, and the Washington Post, gets this, buries it and has no particular questions about it, apart from a look of surprise that it was admitted at all.

______


"Pikers." -- Jonathan Gruber

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

228 >220 I have 2 tourniquets in my car
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 20



For dental mishaps?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (UU59y)

229 222; smh, who listens to them?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

230 Are we being too hard on David French?

No.

When some guy's idea of public persona is the pearl clutching dowager in the Marx Brothers movies, the only rational response is to go full Groucho.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (/r3rr)

231 The shit the dems are shovelin is truly frightening..no borders ( per Biden today) no economy no freedoms, anyone can vote, no military no opposition no free speech no nothing


Oh, they are promising plenty of free shit. Free health care! Free college! I'm sure free housing is next.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+H0tZ)

232 Capitalism feeds the world. Destroy capitalism, you get cannibalism. Glad I'm old.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)

233 I carry a gallon of water in my truck in case I need to waterboard someone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (hGDfM)

234 I am always a happy camper though.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:07 PM (hGDfM)


Hard to have too much snark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (AZxMX)

235 228 >220 I have 2 tourniquets in my car
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 20



For dental mishaps?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (UU59y)

For the war that is coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (85Gof)

236 The strange thing about opposite day is that it's never opposite day.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (q177U)

237 NGU - I am supposed to get 1 for my truck emergency box and haven't

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (BbGew)

238 The shit the dems are shovelin is truly frightening..no borders ( per Biden today) no economy no freedoms, anyone can vote, no military no opposition no free speech no nothing


Oh, they are promising plenty of free shit. Free health care! Free college! I'm sure free housing is next.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+H0tZ)

The problem is that they have already made college worse than useless before they made it free.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (FTPn0)

239 Oh, they are promising plenty of free shit. Free health care! Free college! I'm sure free housing is next.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+H0tZ)


Just wait until the next debate.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (aS1PU)

240 I still have my issued tourniquets.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (RU4sa)

241 Capitalism feeds the world. Destroy capitalism, you get cannibalism. Glad I'm old.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)


Enhanced survival of the fittest, maaan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (AZxMX)

242 I was a journalism major in 67 and so thankful not followed through (flunked out). These people today are pandernistas to stupid people. I am particualrly grateful in these lying times to be amongst the smart crowd. You folks.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (UUkQp)

243 Is there any evidence that pointing out the hypocrisy of the holier than thous has any effect? I mean other than Jesus doing it

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (z2W2E)

244 >>233 I carry a gallon of water in my truck in case I need to waterboard someone.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08



I'll duct tape them down for you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (UU59y)

245 The shit the dems are shovelin is truly frightening..no borders ( per Biden today) no economy no freedoms, anyone can vote, no military no opposition no free speech no nothing

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+H0tZ)


It's terrifying. It seems like the end of a country is at hand. The NPC virus keeps spreading through the schools and social media.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (q177U)

246 NGU - I am supposed to get 1 for my truck emergency box and haven't
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:10 PM (BbGew)

You really want one. Contact me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (85Gof)

247 I still have my issued tourniquets.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (RU4sa)


They'll be primo material in the bartering times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (AZxMX)

248 227 The Washington Post gets a huge scoop from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff, admitting that the New Green Deal is actually just a Trojan Horse for socialism, and the Washington Post, gets this, buries it and has no particular questions about it, apart from a look of surprise that it was admitted at all.

______


"Pikers." -- Jonathan Gruber



All according to plan. Most are 27 or younger.

buy my book!

Posted by: Ben Rhodes, manipulating low-IQ individuals in the mainstream media at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (sy5kK)

249 Tourniquet- a one inch wide slice off of an inner tube.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (hGDfM)

250 Damn, the previous post was awesome.

One for the ages.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 11, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

251 Capitalism feeds the world. Destroy capitalism, you get cannibalism. Glad I'm old

+++

Can't leave it for my kids to deal with on their own

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:13 PM (z2W2E)

252 244 >>233 I carry a gallon of water in my truck in case I need to waterboard someone.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08

I'll duct tape them down for you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (UU59y)


Duct tape plus a few cargo straps...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:13 PM (AZxMX)

253 Thanks, Jane D'oh. Take care of your eye.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

254 228 >220 I have 2 tourniquets in my car
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 20



For dental mishaps?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (UU59y)

For the war that is coming
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You expect them to be shooting back accurately

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:14 PM (8tx0F)

255 Maud'dib, I keep a baseball bat handy for the subduing part.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:14 PM (hGDfM)

256 198 184 I'm kind of surprised that the story about Confederate Railroad getting banned from playing the Illinois State Fair because of their name hasn't been getting any coverage on the blogs today.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 08:00 PM (xPl2J)


Can't stop with this. We need to eliminate that team that triggers new, undocumented, superior immigrants.

You know, the Yankees. OMG!
Posted by: SJW's who are in the know at July 11, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

I guarantee that the 76ers will change their name within 2 years.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2019 08:14 PM (Izzlo)

257 What I was issued:

https://tinyurl.com/y6nvytvw

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:15 PM (RU4sa)

258 pasty weakling journalist.

isn't that redundant?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (KP5rU)

259 Tourniquet- a one inch wide slice off of an inner tube.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:12 PM (hGDfM)


I have some 1" wide Velcro straps that should serve well as a tourniquet alternative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (AZxMX)

260 A "Chakrabarti" is when you, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., are visiting your weekly Rub 'n' Tug, and the young "Masseuse" reaches her slender fingers right up your asshole and gives your prostate a muscular squeeze, thereby freeing the "vapors" that have been vexing you.

Not to be mistaken for "rolfing", the word "Chakrabarti" of course is an illiterate Americanization of the word "Chandrasekhar", which is, as we know from our studies, the last name of the famous Indian Astrophysicist who discovered and subsequently named the Chandrasekhar Limit, the mass above which a star may eventually collapse into a Black Hole.

Which makes sense, when you really think about it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (NoKAc)

261 BBL. need to ice the toes on my left foot. I dropped the hydraulic splitter on them. They're unhappy and multi hued.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (UU59y)

262 Accuracy and you won't need a tourniquet, it's for all the flying unaimed lead you need one.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:17 PM (BbGew)

263 240 I still have my issued tourniquets.
Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:11 PM (RU4sa)

Before when we had a lot more money we gave them out to all the corpsmen and the Officers who were deserving.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:17 PM (85Gof)

264 SMH - 257 Thats what the safety instructor had.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (BbGew)

265 Maud'dib- RICE, rest ice compression elevation 3 aspirin and 6 fingers of a favorite beverage.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (hGDfM)

266 BBL. need to ice the toes on my left foot. I dropped the hydraulic splitter on them. They're unhappy and multi hued.

Feed them alcohol. They'll thank you later.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

267 264 SMH - 257 Thats what the safety instructor had.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (BbGew)

---

They're very effective.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (RU4sa)

268 Mrs. E broke her right arm 24 March, released from therapy 21 June, fired first rounds today. She ran 75 rounds through a Kimber micro9 ShotShow special. First round? Dead in middle of bullseye. Second round? HiViz fiber un-assed the front sight. When she was done shredding her target she told me it needed a trigger job. She is awesome.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (UUkQp)

269 Israeli-designed.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (RU4sa)

270 261 BBL. need to ice the toes on my left foot. I dropped the hydraulic splitter on them. They're unhappy and multi hued.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (UU59y)


Steel toe boots for the win, something I painfully learned after a few mishaps! Cheap at the price.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:20 PM (AZxMX)

271 6 fingers of a favorite beverage.

+++

You have 6?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:20 PM (z2W2E)

272 Seb has said he packs at all times and carries a tourniquet just in case he gets hit.

Did
that happen on WH property? I doubt he'd be carrying there. I wouldn't
doubt that the SS knows this too and maybe checked his pistol in for him
as a courtesy.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy

That's not how works. Remember, the USSS (or DSS) "bubble" of protection gives them wide latitude wherever they are - not just the WH. The other place to be careful is the border zone.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:21 PM (8tx0F)

273 She is awesome.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (UUkQp)


You got that right my friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:21 PM (AZxMX)

274 257
What I was issued:



https://tinyurl.com/y6nvytvw

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:15 PM (RU4sa)

Have 4 of those and 4 pressure bandages. Pumping blood, tourniquet, pooling or spilling blood, pressure bandage.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 11, 2019 08:21 PM (Hn6S7)

275 Total Control Racist, I always count for inflation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:22 PM (hGDfM)

276 Doll Eyes Alex's Chief of Staff is the ring master for a one trick donkey show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 08:22 PM (qN9G0)

277 Miss R Gov candidate Robert Foster is campaigning around the state, driving his pickup truck.

A female reporter wants to ride with him all day, he refused unless she brings a male companion with her.

Not follow him in her car, but a ride along.

In other words the Pence rule. He is married and says he will not break his vows of being alone with another woman. He mentioned Billy Graham more than once.


And he is being lambasted as sexist from the Barking Press.

I believe the Ballsey Ford incident answers this. They did it to themselves, over and over again. Not just an initial alleged incident, but the ongoing lies of the leftie press, especially women lefty pressers.

I would trust an MS-13 gang member before I trusted a Barking Press reporter.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

278 Alright, computer shit the bed for a moment. Muad'dib, I just about got those pics if you're still around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2019 08:22 PM (anwal)

279 I keep zip ties, duct tape and rubber gloves in a special compartment in my van.

You never know when you'll need your tools.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (6/uwW)

280 For you tourniquet folks: do you pack gause for packing too?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (z2W2E)

281 I still have my Sixfinger.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (HaL55)

282 #New #National
@NBCNews
/
@WSJ
Poll (7/7-9):


Biden 26%
Warren 19%
Harris 13%
Sanders 13%
Buttigieg 7%
Yang 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Klobuchar 1%

Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (MAstk)

283 Ed Morrissey is the cowardly version of David French. At least French had the wherewithal to put on his uniform for his country and serve overseas. Morrissey had to invent a blog called "Captain's Quarters" to award himself a military aura.

Posted by: The Mighty Underboob at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (IQhlk)

284 "Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."
--------

*shocked face*

Why, it's as though underneath the thin veneer, you're Marxists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:24 PM (CDGwz)

285 280
For you tourniquet folks: do you pack gause for packing too?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (z2W2E)

Yes. A few packs of that too.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Hn6S7)

286 I keep lye, black plastic lawn bags, a spade, and a topographic map uhhhh somewhere

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (z2W2E)

287 Gauze is a must in a first-aid kit.

https://tinyurl.com/yxm2mvqz

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (RU4sa)

288 Way past bed time, and though I don't have to get up early as usual probably will anyway.
Good night all.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (BbGew)

289 Yang? Who the hell is 'Yang'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (CDGwz)

290 P.S.
Has been suggested tampons for gunshot wounds

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)

291 Gauze is a must in a first-aid kit.
-----

I thought this was going to be about Stevie Nicks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:26 PM (CDGwz)

292 290 P.S.
Has been suggested tampons for gunshot wounds
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:26 PM (RU4sa)

293 I know this guy that's looking for a man with six fingers on his right hand.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:26 PM (UUkQp)

294 Morphine Ampules?

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (8tx0F)

295 268 Mrs. E broke her right arm 24 March, released from therapy 21 June, fired first rounds today. She ran 75 rounds through a Kimber micro9 ShotShow special. First round? Dead in middle of bullseye. Second round? HiViz fiber un-assed the front sight. When she was done shredding her target she told me it needed a trigger job. She is awesome.
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:19 PM (UUkQp)

*sniff*

that's beautiful, man! you are one lucky dog!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

296 Tempers are running a bit hot in Washington DC these days. Gee, I wonder why.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (Wz5OP)

297 I have a whole herd of feral pigs that pass through. Don't piss me off on a day they are here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (hGDfM)

298 Yeah, what kinda fucked up homo would accept a real life fight over the internet?

.....So, uh, how bout them Indians?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (9Qsvx)

299 We need some Yin to balance all this Yang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (qN9G0)

300 >
Steel toe boots for the win, something I painfully learned after a few mishaps! Cheap at the price.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:20 PM (AZxMX)



I have 2 pair. I chose not to wear them to keep my feet cooler. Just dumb.



Ben Had, your medical advice is outstanding!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (UU59y)

301 guy that's looking for a man with six fingers on his right hand

+++

He's the bartender

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (z2W2E)

302 Jeebers, Cochran is here?

BC may become a regular.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:27 PM (xSo9G)

303 heh, MH.

Nope, just trying to do my itty bitty part in ensuring other Hoardlings get prepared just in case the SHTF.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)

304 289 Yang? Who the hell is 'Yang'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (CDGwz)

Comm's enemy.

Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at July 11, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

305
The shit the dems are shovelin is truly frightening..no borders ( per Biden today) no economy no freedoms, anyone can vote, no military no opposition no free speech no nothing

You could say that I am dreamy. But I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Imagine Joe Biden at July 11, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

306 304 289 Yang? Who the hell is 'Yang'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (CDGwz)

Comm's enemy.
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at July 11, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

E...Pleb...Neesta!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

307 This Episode of Sesame Street

is brought to you by the last five IPs that I cycled through trying to avoid this website's horrific approach to security - aka BAN ALL TEH THINGS.


Makes it hard to hit the Paypal button, knowuttumsayin?


Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (KL8hA)

308 I have some 1" wide Velcro straps that should serve well as a tourniquet alternative!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:16 PM (AZxMX)
---
I have those too for, uh, tourniquets!

*shifty eyes*

And ether.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (kQs4Y)

309 I keep a bottle of Betadine, and polysporin powder on hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (xSo9G)

310 LCD, Mrs. E is a treasure.

You meet the most amazing people at a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (hGDfM)

311 89 Yang? Who the hell is 'Yang'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (CDGwz)

Yings younger brother

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (85Gof)

312 That you do, Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:30 PM (RU4sa)

313 If the a statute of limitations on tampering with food is over five years, I want to see Ariana Grande get arrested for liking that donut after she said she hates America. I still think about that from time to time and it pisses me off. These idiots filming themselves reminded me of it. Their getting arrested and facing prison terms. Why nothing for her when she did it?

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 11, 2019 08:30 PM (n02eW)

314 For the war that is coming
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You expect them to be shooting back accurately
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:14 PM (

-----

Useful for "enthusiastic" interrogation of POWs, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 08:30 PM (+HQ9R)

315 That's not how works. Remember, the USSS (or DSS) "bubble" of
protection gives them wide latitude wherever they are - not just the WH.
The other place to be careful is the border zone.


I remember. My point was that I don't think Seb would've been carrying at that particular event on that video.

More than one Moron here has mentioned how careful the SS is anywhere the President is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

316 Ahem...

Chang....

Ying and Yang's father.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 08:31 PM (3H9h1)

317 Do you guys think of it as a climate thing?" Chakrabarti continued. "Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."

That was a hell of a statement. Not because it was a surprise - me and every one else who've been following the Climate Wars have been screaming this for at least 20 years now - but up until now, the reply has always been "oh you crazy conspiracy nuts, seeing Communists in the bushed every time someone wants to make the world better,"

And how here comes Charkrabarti, saying "ok, yeah, we don't have to hide it anymore, you conspiracy guys were right all along."

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 08:31 PM (V2Yro)

318 Wow. Autocorrect Fail? I know I am Slightly Stoopid, but I got no excuse for that mess. Gotta be autocorrect.

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (n02eW)

319 Nope, just trying to do my itty bitty part in ensuring other Hoardlings get prepared just in case the SHTF.
Posted by: SMH
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*nods*

I know, but recently it was commented that Nicks may never have been seen dressed in anything but gauzy outfits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (xSo9G)

320

I need some Win to balance my Wang.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

321 who's chong then?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (KP5rU)

322 310 LCD, Mrs. E is a treasure.

You meet the most amazing people at a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:29 PM (hGDfM)

Agreed, the inaugural PNW Yakima MoMe had only great people.

These are the people I want to get to know now, when the seas are calm. If you catch my drift.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

323 Wish Seb had turned that clip into one of those single punch karma fight vids.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (tp5ES)

324 Better to keep 5 lbs of sugar and a box of cornstarch and a bottle of iodine.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (hGDfM)

325 Has she, MH?

I don't think I've ever seen her in anything but gauzy outfits.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (RU4sa)

326 I remember. My point was that I don't think Seb would've been carrying at that particular event on that video.

More than one Moron here has mentioned how careful the SS is anywhere the President is.

Pfft. Seb didn't need to be carrying anything other than his Fist of Justice to put that punk down.

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (V2Yro)

327 I think Pelosi's only problem with AOC is that she blurts out the truth and gives away the game.
And she does not follow the Dem hierarchy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 07:35 PM (XmAy3)

Remember when Paul "Tiny" Ryan was commenting about how he tried to educate Trump on how politics was played but he just wouldn't learn? We have a whole breed of politicians, media talking heads, Deep State Bureaucrats, and voters that somehow have been convinced that the corrupt shitshow that is called politics is the process that is correct, workable, and admirable. So, we get light skinned, well spoken, negroes elected president, dementia ridden female Speakers of the House, Senate Majority Leader of the Senate that pimps for the Chinese, and an upper echelon of intelligence agencies and law enforcement bureaus that all dress well, and speak in trivialities and platitudes. Political speeches are judged as being good by how closely they conform the the established narrative and politicians are applauded for the banalities they utter. So, maybe Trump didn't want to be educated by some whore that thinks business as usual is something to aspire to.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (m79Dg)

328 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (K/2j/)

329 321 who's chong then?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (KP5rU)

the dude with the weed.

Posted by: Cheech at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

330 These are the people I want to get to know now, when the seas are calm. If you catch my drift.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

---

*nods*

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:34 PM (RU4sa)

331 Did that journalist ever acknowledge Tim Kennedy's response to his challenge to get in the ring with a right winger.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:34 PM (8tx0F)

332 Guy on Tucker is righteous.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:34 PM (KL8hA)

333 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.

+++

Oh that's what all the screaming is

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:35 PM (z2W2E)

334 323 Wish Seb had turned that clip into one of those single punch karma fight vids.
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 11, 2019 08:32 PM (tp5ES)

Saitama!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

335 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
Posted by: JackStraw

Time to dig out the SW set

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (8tx0F)

336 >>> Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
~~~~~

Fake out!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NtglE)

337 Pfft. Seb didn't need to be carrying anything other than his Fist of Justice to put that punk down.

No kidding. The loudmouth sounded like he'd had one too many glasses of wine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55)

338 289 Yang? Who the hell is 'Yang'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 08:25 PM (CDGwz)

I was thinking Flash Gordon, but that was Ming.

There was a Wang in Space Above and Beyond.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (XmAy3)

339 LCD, SMH and ExEX have rights reserved at my house any time.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hGDfM)

340 "Does French want to start calling out the adulterers he knows from TV and punditry?" Now that Jonah's gone, French can dish some dog dirt from the couchcapades.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (mk9aG)

341
Remember when Paul "Tiny" Ryan was commenting about how he tried to educate Trump on how politics was played but he just wouldn't learn? We have a whole breed of politicians, media talking heads, Deep State Bureaucrats, and voters that somehow have been convinced that the corrupt shitshow that is called politics is the process that is correct, workable, and admirable. So, we get light skinned, well spoken, negroes elected president, dementia ridden female Speakers of the House, Senate Majority Leader of the Senate that pimps for the Chinese, and an upper echelon of intelligence agencies and law enforcement bureaus that all dress well, and speak in trivialities and platitudes. Political speeches are judged as being good by how closely they conform the the established narrative and politicians are applauded for the banalities they utter. So, maybe Trump didn't want to be educated by some whore that thinks business as usual is something to aspire to.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (m79Dg)


You say this like it is a bad thing.

Posted by: Deep State, LLC at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

342 328 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 08:33 PM (K/2j/)

I'm so turned on right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

343 Fake out!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NtglE)

Fake out Fake out, We want the Break Out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (85Gof)

344 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.

Oh that's what all the screaming is



Three mobile child cages just got dragged down my street.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (KL8hA)

345 328>
The ICE raids have started... they have.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (3H9h1)

346 (((Ben Had)))

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (RU4sa)

347 there was some wang in the punch in hollywood knights.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

348 336 >>> Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
~~~~~
Fake out!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NtglE)

I just hope it doesn't interfere with me getting my lawn mowed this weekend.

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at July 11, 2019 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

349 I am going to Knoxville tomorrow..any raids there for me to join

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 08:38 PM (85Gof)

350 Ben Had, please email me what I can make for your MoMi.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:38 PM (UU59y)

351

Makes it hard to hit the Paypal button, knowuttumsayin?



https://youtu.be/5UL7M9jUXZI

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 08:38 PM (FhXTo)

352 339 LCD, SMH and ExEX have rights reserved at my house any time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hGDfM)

I consider that an honor.

May your flowerbeds grow perfectly, and your Texas humidity be lower than usual.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

353 >>> Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.



Long lettuce futures.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:39 PM (KL8hA)

354 Actually they're saying Sunday

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:39 PM (z2W2E)

355 Ice raids! My schadenboner just grew three sizes. Winning.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 11, 2019 08:40 PM (0OmEj)

356 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.

I hope they started with the whoever leaked the timetable a couple of weeks ago first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:40 PM (HaL55)

357 336 >>> Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.

ICE, ICE, Baby !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 08:41 PM (LPnfS)

358 Maud'dib a couple of the NOOD mugs will be most appreciated.

I don't want to spoil these folks too bad and those mugs are now collectors items.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:41 PM (hGDfM)

359 You know, re:Terminator.

Was it too much to ask that we could get a decent continuation of the Terminator franchise like the SM Stirling books (which would allow for older Arnold?)

I watched the Dark Fate trailer, and I had no real opinion of the 'good' androgynous T-6900. My quibble was more the evil Terminator. Wow, he can split in two, easily destroyable parts. Thrilling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 08:41 PM (XmAy3)

360 354 Actually they're saying Sunday
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:39 PM (z2W2E)


But we can start screaming "racist!!" today.

Posted by: Corporate Woke Media at July 11, 2019 08:42 PM (sy5kK)

361 other words the Pence rule. He is married and says he will not break his vows of being alone with another woman. He mentioned Billy Graham more than once

Avoidance of Yichud. Every Jew knows this. And every Christian with a triple-digit IQ has either cribbed from the Jews' notes or has figured it out on his own.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 08:42 PM (ykYG2)

362 >>Actually they're saying Sunday

Actually they are saying this past Sunday.

https://tinyurl.com/y34zkebj

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 08:42 PM (K/2j/)

363 >
I don't want to spoil these folks too bad and those mugs are now collectors items.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:41 PM (hGDfM)


You got it. I have a few other things I've been playing with that I will send as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 08:43 PM (UU59y)

364 361; this. any other way never ends well. ask me how i know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:43 PM (KP5rU)

365 Sucks to be you with that deportation order in your hand

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:44 PM (hGDfM)

366 These 2000 Divine Sparks are citizens, in light of the fact that Trump may not have pure intentions in his view that they aren't citizens. They will remain at large in the United States until such time as Trump can prove he's not racist.

Posted by: John "Kamehameha" Roberts at July 11, 2019 08:44 PM (5aX2M)

367 As the political conflagration consumes one after another on the left, the next phase will be pushing and shoving. Then someone in the White House press corps is going to throw a punch, and Trump will have to limit press access. Not going to speculate what comes after that.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 11, 2019 08:44 PM (Wz5OP)

368 I was thinking Flash Gordon, but that was Ming.

Flesh Gordon's was Wang.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ykYG2)

369 The chirruns!!! What will happen to the brown chirruns!!!

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 11, 2019 08:45 PM (EgshT)

370 I watched the Dark Fate trailer, and I had no real opinion of the 'good' androgynous T-6900.

I had an opinion on that thing: "Oh boy, I'm going to get preached at by the secks-obsessed Hollyweird pedos again."

I can't wait to not see that movie. I'm sick of their bullshit and I refuse to put one penny in their perverted pocket.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

371 sy5kK)

361 other words the Pence rule. He is married and says he will not break his vows of being alone with another woman. He mentioned Billy Graham more than once

Avoidance of Yichud. Every Jew knows this. And every Christian with a triple-digit IQ has either cribbed from the Jews' notes or has figured it out on his own.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

The Sacrament of Reconciliation exists

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (8tx0F)

372 #BREAKING: Immigration attorneys say ICE raids have already begun taking place in San Francisco/Bay Area.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)

373 'some people go to the head of the line for their little girls'.
B. Clinton
J. Roberts

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (UUkQp)

374 Wait one
Negative
It's wasps, get the RAID.

As you were.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (3H9h1)

375 I haven't read any of the comments. How many Octagon jokes were there?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (zFzxj)

376 Maud'dib, your work is prominently featured in the 2020 MoMe Door prize calender of which I will send you several copies.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:47 PM (hGDfM)

377 375 I haven't read any of the comments. How many Octagon jokes were there?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (zFzxj)

One, I think, now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 08:47 PM (XmAy3)

378 I watched the Dark Fate trailer, and I had no real opinion of the 'good' androgynous T-6900.

It looks kinda derivative but an okay action movie trailer. I didn't see anything male bashing or offensive in it. The marketing seems to be an attempt to troll up an offense response but the film doesn't show any signs of anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+)

379 Frog strangler rain coming down hard in the heart of cajun country. Heavy lightning, close. This is our warm-up for the Big Event, arriving so-says 1 pm Saturday.

/weathermen lie
/and melodrama, always the melodrama

Friend was supposed to catch a 1 30 pm flight today out of NOLA, heading to Italy. All flights out canceled.

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 11, 2019 08:48 PM (2GPSc)

380 ICE, ICE, Baby !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 08:41 PM (LPnfS)
*******
Another gone & another Gone & another bites dust YEAAAAH, Hey it's gonna get you too, Another Bites Dust

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:48 PM (BqBId)

381 Is Shep getting on his special cannibalism undergarments?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 08:49 PM (XmAy3)

382 one of the quiet ones, NOW is the time to scream.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:49 PM (hGDfM)

383 haven't read any of the comments. How many Octagon jokes were there?

+++

Cash me outside

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (z2W2E)

384 Shep's consumed more human protein than Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

385 When you rubes wake up one morning and our streets are no longer paved in crap, you will be made to feel shame.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (EgshT)

386 Zod Fromageur.

Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (hgpSN)

387 "I am going to Knoxville tomorrow..any raids there for me to join" Skip the raids, try the BBQ.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (mk9aG)

388 I've been kicking around the notion of making stuff for MoMes, as I wouldn't feel bad since its not for sale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 08:50 PM (5aX2M)

389
Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
--------
But it's not Saturday yet!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (Dh1wo)

390 "
Oh, they are promising plenty of free shit. Free health care! Free college! I'm sure free housing is next.


Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+H0tZ)"
Next? What do you think the "homeless crisis" is about? Oh no, we have to give free housing to people!

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (67XdO)

391

A majority of veterans taking part in a new research study says that the cost and burden of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan outweigh any successes or progress made in either conflict.

A Pew Research Center report published Wednesday states that 64% - or almost two-thirds - of veterans polled in a new survey said the Iraq war "was not worth fighting," and 58% said the same about the war in Afghanistan.

"Veterans who served in either Iraq or Afghanistan are no more supportive of those engagements than those who did not serve in these wars," the report states. More than 60 percent of Americans felt the same about the Iraq War; 59% of the public surveyed agreed on Afghanistan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)

392 372 #BREAKING: Immigration attorneys say ICE raids have already begun taking place in San Francisco/Bay Area.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)


I hope they include the city and state politicians enforcing sanctuary city laws.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

393 where can i get me one of them free housing lisences?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

394 Please let the hero of the new terminator movie be a 14 year old boy please let the hero of the new terminator movie be a 14 year old boy please let the hero of the new terminator movie be a 14 year old boy....

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 11, 2019 08:52 PM (7hr3E)

395 Friend was supposed to catch a 1 30 pm flight today out of NOLA, heading to Italy. All flights out canceled.

Stay safe. Keep dry.

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 08:52 PM (LPnfS)

396 Someone should've lassoed the domesticated Klingon Gorka and the mouthy homosexualist ponce, lashed their faces together, and condemned them to eat each other.

Joey Chestnut Justice.

Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2019 08:53 PM (hgpSN)

397 Kneel!

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:53 PM (KL8hA)

398 No census form for you! You're outta here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 08:53 PM (hGDfM)

399 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)

I don't believe that poll for a minute.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 08:54 PM (zFzxj)

400 https://www.buzznick.com/fishermen-rescue-two-kittens/

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 08:54 PM (RU4sa)

401 Tired: 2017 Progs in Pink Pussy Hats
Wired: 2019 Progs in Pink Mist Hats

Posted by: Gerard vanderleun at July 11, 2019 08:54 PM (U2iYI)

402 #BREAKING: Immigration attorneys say ICE raids have already begun taking place in San Francisco/Bay Area.

Three words. "Hip waders".

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:55 PM (KL8hA)

403 verily i say unto you, before the cock crows thrice, aoc will be bellowing "globull warmening."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

404 Top 400?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

405 BNL NEWS @BreakingNLive

BREAKING: Robert Mueller and his Special Counsel team concluded in August 2018, months before the midterm elections, that there was no proof linking Donald Trump or his campaign to colluding with Russia during the presidential election, according to DOJ insiders

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)

406 eleven, not even close.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

407 I don't believe that poll for a minute.

"Let me ask the [poll] questions and I'll give you any answer you want."

- Dr. Charles Krauthammer RIP

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

408 None of the Marines I know say the war wasn't worth fighting. They all say it was pointless to go in and fuck around the way we did, and we shouldn't have gone in if we were going to do it that way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

409 404 Top 400?

Posted by: eleven


Um well...you know?

sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 08:57 PM (KL8hA)

410 Thanks Adriane, it's but a mere squall. I've been through decades of these and only one made me run.

The problem's going to be flooding, which we don't often get here. But 20" of rain is a heckin' lot!

Hip waders. Check.

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 11, 2019 08:58 PM (2GPSc)

411 Um well...you know?

sure.
Posted by: mikeyG



Soft nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 08:58 PM (tH5fk)

412 I don't believe that poll for a minute.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 08:54 PM (zFzxj)

---
I do. I know lots of people who agree with the majority.

What was the gain? What was it all for?

Did we even win?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 11, 2019 08:59 PM (cfSRQ)

413 408: w was a well known master baiter. "islam is a religion of piece." you can't have it both ways, asshole. what a globalist turd.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

414 Iraq would have been different if the ROE were' Weapons Free"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 09:00 PM (hGDfM)

415 Did we even win?

You don't see anymore knocked over towers do you?

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 09:00 PM (FhXTo)

416 The Free Shit Army has suffered a serious blow today but we shall never surrender!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 11, 2019 09:00 PM (EgshT)

417 quiet one, the snakes and gators are the shit that scares me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

418

Poll story

https://tinyurl.com/y3c3safz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 09:01 PM (aKsyK)

419 ---
I do. I know lots of people who agree with the majority

+++

Same. I get that it's a counter insurgency and it's a long haul fight but it has broken too many people

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 09:01 PM (z2W2E)

420 I keep thinking about Pappy's final act in office with Marines carrying loaves of bread onto the beach in Somalia.

I think that is exactly when the "Republicans" squandered every single one of Reagan's gains.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:02 PM (KL8hA)

421 quiet one, the snakes and gators are the shit that scares me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


New BBQ challenges.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 09:02 PM (tH5fk)

422 408
None of the Marines I know say the war wasn't worth fighting. They all
say it was pointless to go in and fuck around the way we did, and we
shouldn't have gone in if we were going to do it that way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

---
Actually, your second sentence is merely a rephrasing of the question.

The way the war was run undermined the point of doing it. Was what we got worth the cost in lives and treasure?

No.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 11, 2019 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)

423 You don't see anymore knocked over towers do you?

-

And all at the low, low cost of total surveillance over Americans who had nothing to do with the illegal aliens who committed the act.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 11, 2019 09:03 PM (7hr3E)

424 "Veterans who served in either Iraq or Afghanistan are no more supportive of those engagements than those who did not serve in these wars," the report states. More than 60 percent of Americans felt the same about the Iraq War; 59% of the public surveyed agreed on Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)


Heh.
Around 2008 my neighbor was active duty and had already served multiple tours... he was a little miffed about nation building, why we didn't just seize their oil, and WTF couldn't he get clearance to whack various mullahs who were stirring up shiite when they pinned him down with militants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2019 09:03 PM (1g7ch)

425 Reports are breaking that the ICE raids have started.
Posted by: JackStraw


Has Hawaiian judge said "NO!" yet?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:03 PM (AZxMX)

426 Did we even win?

You don't see anymore knocked over towers do you?

++++

Fight em over there so we can give em welfare by the truckload over here. Hope you like hearing oooWAAAAHuuu over loudspeakers

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 09:03 PM (z2W2E)

427 You don't see anymore knocked over towers do you?


Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 09:00 PM (FhXTo)

---
So you're staying the only way to stop that from happening again is to maintain an eternal war in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (cfSRQ)

428 "Let me ask the [poll] questions and I'll give you any answer you want."
-------
Sir Humphrey Appleby.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5yxusru

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (Dh1wo)

429 And all at the low, low cost of total surveillance over Americans who
had nothing to do with the illegal aliens who committed the act.



And the free Federal TSA genital massages for Grandma.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (KL8hA)

430 I think that is exactly when the "Republicans" squandered every single one of Reagan's gains.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:02 PM (KL8hA)


Obama squandered Iraq ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (LPnfS)

431 415
You don't see anymore knocked over towers do you?

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 09:00 PM (FhXTo)


I see a lot more Muslims in the US. Some of them are even in Congress and lecturing the rest of us about racism.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

432 quiet one, the snakes and gators are the shit that scares me.

We got those all over the place down here even without heavy weather. I just missed running over that black snake that's been hanging out around Casa Backwardio yesterday by about 10 seconds. If I'd been driving just one more mph faster, I'da squooshed his scaly ass but good when I rounded the corner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (HaL55)

433 Chavez, hear that. Friends living near the Atchafalaya levee teach their kids very early on what to look for and how to stay safe. Gotta keep the vegetation down also. And a pea shooter or two close by.

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (2GPSc)

434 Any Republican who goes to war has to be willing to do war in a new (old) way... total war, with devastating destruction, and without regard to civilian casualties. Force immediate submission and surrender. Basically no ROE short of rape and the deliberate murder of the unarmed.

If the war takes more than a few months, we will be defeated by the unstoppable 1st Democrat Division.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (5aX2M)

435 BREAKING: Robert Mueller and his Special Counsel team concluded in August 2018, months before the midterm elections, that there was no proof linking Donald Trump or his campaign to colluding with Russia during the presidential election, according to DOJ insiders
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)


BUT, they knew this before they took the case.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2019 09:05 PM (1g7ch)

436 Over-under on a jello-pool wrestle match between Ms. Cortez and Mrs. Pelosi to control the House?

Lots of biting.

I've got a "Bennie" on Pelosi.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:05 PM (3H9h1)

437 John Roberts can do the Kamehameha?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 09:06 PM (9Qsvx)

438 I see a lot more Muslims in the US. Some of them are even in Congress and lecturing the rest of us about racism.

+++

Maybe if we attack Iran they'll all go home

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 09:07 PM (z2W2E)

439 And the free Federal TSA genital massages for Grandma.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (KL8hA)


Other than The Villages, where can one get that action?

Posted by: Grandma at July 11, 2019 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

440 I predict the whole Bush family will switch allegiance to the Democrats.
George Prescott Stalker Bush might have a chance at a TX governor post if they all do that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

441 I have a full-blown combat trauma kit in my car and another in my home.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at July 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RIoPT)

442 How dare aoc call my congresscrunt a "racist."

That's my job!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2019 09:07 PM (EZebt)

443 Pack up all my cares and woes
Feeling low here I go
Bye, bye blackbird

Where somebody waits for me
Sugar sweet so is she
Bye, bye blackbird

No one seems to love or understand me
And all the hard luck stories they keep handing me
Where somebody shines the light
I'll be coming on home tonight
Bye, bye blackbird

Bye bye blackbird
Bye bye blackbird

Nobody seems to love or understand me
And all the hard luck stories they keep on handing me
Where somebody shines the light
Yes I'm coming on home tonight
Bye, bye blackbird
Bye, bye

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 09:08 PM (tyEy7)

444 Force immediate submission and surrender.

+++

Non State actor though

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 09:08 PM (z2W2E)

445 w bush and his secretary of defense reminded me of lbj and macnamara. all double speak bullshit. you have a small window to win a war. they let the deep state play politics with it. either fight to win, or stay fucking home. they did our great serving people no justice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

446 I agree with the poll, the minute I heard the clarion call of nation building being seriously proposed in a benighted region of centuries old shithole countries, I knew the fix was in and we would squander real lives and national treasure once again!

But we got to demonstrate our political impotence ,so I guess all in all it was a win for the NWO faction.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (AZxMX)

447 232 Capitalism feeds the world. Destroy capitalism, you get cannibalism. Glad I'm old.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)

I always knew some day I would satisfy multiple women.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (jp0Bv)

448 BREAKING: Robert Mueller and his Special Counsel team concluded in August 2018, months before the midterm elections, that there was no proof linking Donald Trump or his campaign to colluding with Russia during the presidential election, according to DOJ insiders
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)


BUT, they knew this before they took the case.

Posted by: Burnt Toast



Motherfucker Andrew Weismann was briefed in August of 2016 that the Steele Dossier was hot garbage.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (NoKAc)

449 Go to any local park in my area on a Sunday afternoon and you'd swear you were in Islamabad.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (EgshT)

450 I predict the whole Bush family will switch allegiance to the Democrats.

That sounds ...exhausting.

Posted by: LowEnerJeb at July 11, 2019 09:10 PM (KL8hA)

451 Sir Humphrey Appleby.

lol. Jolly well done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)

452 "Let me ask the [poll] questions and I'll give you any answer you want."

- Dr. Charles Krauthammer RIP
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

===

This is Kamala's main method of conversation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2019 09:10 PM (EZebt)

453 450 A late round threadwinner!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 09:11 PM (6/uwW)

454 Go to any local park in my area on a Sunday afternoon and you'd swear you were in Islamabad.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (EgshT)


Pretty hot goat market?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2019 09:11 PM (1g7ch)

455
Does Chakrabarti ever do that South Asian "Oh no no no no no no no" thing?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 11, 2019 09:11 PM (iPCAT)

456 445 w bush and his secretary of defense reminded me of lbj and macnamara. all double speak bullshit. you have a small window to win a war. they let the deep state play politics with it. either fight to win, or stay fucking home. they did our great serving people no justice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:08 PM (KP5rU)


This makes sense to me.

I think anyone who served in Iraq or Afghanistan has a right to be pissed at how it was handled.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

457 Gorka should be given several tactical nukes for self defense.

Seems fair, considering his family came from Hungary and it was a buncha Magyar Jooz who make America's first atom bombs.

Posted by: Miklos, chain reacting at July 11, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

458 Non State actor though
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 09:08 PM (z2W2E)

-------

Right, that's what I mean about devastation. Make the consequences so bad that the non state actors will be suppressed by the civilians they hide behind and within. No nation building. Nation breaking.

We could afford to take our time and be nice if it weren't for our fifth column. Any war has a very limited window for success with the Democrats inside the perimeter.

Schumer will come.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:13 PM (5aX2M)

459 450; already did. that whole cuck crew voted for satan's bitch. the bush cabal sucks ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

460 Go to any local park in my area on a Sunday afternoon and you'd swear you were in Islamabad.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 11, 2019 09:09 PM (EgshT)


Been to a Costco lately?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:13 PM (AZxMX)

461 Capitalism feeds the world. Destroy capitalism, you get cannibalism. Glad I'm old.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)


Anybody ever consider that, for a Free People, Domestic Policy need to be about a 180 from International Policy ?

No ... of course not.

Capitalism only works with other Capitalists of equal means, on the International stage. Free Trade is a sucker play for a Rich Country trading with a Poor Country.

Capitalism is the bomb, however, for all countries Rich or Poor on the Domestic level - and a surefire way to get Rich sooner or later.

What works within your borders is typically a stupid fucking idea outside your borders.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 11, 2019 09:16 PM (3/f2v)

462 Seems fair, considering his family came from Hungary and it was a buncha Magyar Jooz who make America's first atom bombs.
Posted by: Miklos, chain reacting at July 11, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

===

Gefilte fish goulash a la J.J.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2019 09:16 PM (EZebt)

463 Latecomer to the topic of judicial dueling. Are topless dueling women a real thing?

https://tinyurl.com/yyabfacu

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 11, 2019 09:17 PM (gSgAd)

464 Joe Biden: 'I Respect No Borders'

-
Nor personal boundaries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 09:17 PM (+y/Ru)

465 And the free Federal TSA genital massages for Grandma.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:04 PM (KL8hA)


F that....Grandpa wants some.

Yeah, work it uniformed bitches, work it.

By the way, have you seen the ads hiring for the TSA?

SS Obersturmbannfuhrer Granny all in blue and smiling....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2019 09:17 PM (Z+IKu)

466 Been to a Costco lately?


It's always hilarious watching a woman in a burka buying shorts.

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:17 PM (KL8hA)

467 I always knew some day I would satisfy multiple women.

My funeral will be that day, for me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 09:17 PM (ykYG2)

468 "The interesting thing about the Green New Deal," he said, "is it wasn't originally a climate thing at all." Ricketts greeted this startling notion with an attentive poker face. "Do you guys think of it as a climate thing?" Chakrabarti continued. "Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."

This applies to the entire "global warming"/"global cooling"/"climate change"/etc etc etc movement for the past 4 decades.

It has always been about two things:

(1) Control of the people
(2) Destruction of capitalism and ushering in of socialism

When these people have gotten their "predictions" wrong for 4 decades and then get caught doctoring data, anyone with half a brain knew none of this had anything to do with science or "climate". It was and is always about control and socialism.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 11, 2019 09:18 PM (7A4qQ)

469 There have been a million Apollo 11 things on teevee lately because of the anniversary. I have one wildly tangential question.

Nixon says "I'm calling from the Oval Room at the White House". When did it change to Oval Office?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:19 PM (fuK7c)

470 469: nixon had no idea where he was calling from.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

471 Meanwhile

https://youtu.be/_SdSUDMueek?t=408

The beast of Turin?

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 09:21 PM (FhXTo)

472 Klingon Gorka, plenipotentiary with portfolio.

Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hgpSN)

473 Maybe Brian Karem can fight the new Terminator Lesbo-1000 in a girl slap fight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 09:22 PM (r+sAi)

474 It has always been about two things:



(1) Control of the people

(2) Destruction of capitalism and ushering in of socialism


Don't forget the near-instantaneous destruction of everyone's standard of living. AOC wants to ban internal combustion engines? She's literally out of her mind. Batshit crazy. Nutso. Koo-koo. Gone to the Bahamas. All the lights are on but nobody's home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

475 When did it change to Oval Office?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I became "Office" when a young Bill Gates spent a summer doing the Windows.

Posted by: Miklos, still on DOS at July 11, 2019 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

476 nixon, epa, osha, bunch of other bullshit big brother crap. watergate was the least thing that fucker did in office. my dad loved that cali sonofabitch. i didn't.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

477 Batshit crazy. Nutso. Koo-koo. Gone to the Bahamas. All the lights are on but nobody's home.


Wow. Harsh. What did the Bahamas do to you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:24 PM (fuK7c)

478 Gorka is on John Batchelor now, no word about the contretemps.

Posted by: Miklos, attentive if unempathetic listener at July 11, 2019 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

479 Even here, near an Army installation, the number of Hijab wearing broads is.... disturbing. They're typically fairly tame, but there are those, perhaps married to an "Army convert" that push the envelope a little too far.

As I say; "Hey, Fatima, I can shove this cart up your ass pretty quick, so stop fucking with me."

Walmart has a poster.... I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:24 PM (3H9h1)

480 It's been a whole bunch of fun but on that topless women dueling thing, I'm done for the evening.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2019 09:24 PM (UUkQp)

481 Yeah, but WHERE did you see them? It's part of the meme, man!

It's mid 1980s era Jesus and Mary Chain. It doesn't matter where they were playing. You could hear them up and down the whole island
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

The World, E. 2nd Street. They played with their backs to the audience.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (bMk7P)

482 Re sidebar Dr Who

I am kind of glad my watching of Dr Who ended sometime during the Matt Smith era.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (XmAy3)

483 Socialism isn't about socialism, it's about domination.

A foot stomping on your face, forever.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (jY3BZ)

484


And then tonight, I'm gonna stick it in your pooper...

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied Cervix at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (p8Tfs)

485 Lost in the Apollo 11 remembrances will be the fiftieth anniversary of the Ted Kennedy splashdown in Chappaquidick.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 11, 2019 09:26 PM (a4EWo)

486 Goldwater/Miller 2020.

Do not be fooled by cheap imitations.

Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2019 09:26 PM (hgpSN)

487 When did it change to Oval Office?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

When Billy Jeff got head, a nut washing and a rim rob.

Rhymes with orifice.

K.I.S.S.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2019 09:26 PM (Z+IKu)

488 @ 45 Paolo has one.

Posted by: Mrs David French at July 11, 2019 09:26 PM (vWMNq)

489 Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:24 PM (3H9h1)

When there were no largish areas of cooling glass in the ME on 13SEP2001, I figured we had preemptively surrendered!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:27 PM (AZxMX)

490

GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

491 41 I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me


Weird. I often hear the same kind of noises above my basement office ... but we have 3 cats.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (vWMNq)

492 Lost in the Apollo 11 remembrances will be the fiftieth anniversary of the Ted Kennedy splashdown in Chappaquidick.


Oh that's even in the CNN documentary. You hear the NASA engineers saying hey did you hear about Ted Kennedy? Motherfucker chose a good day for negligent homicide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (fuK7c)

493 Don't forget the near-instantaneous destruction of everyone's standard of living. AOC wants to ban internal combustion engines? She's literally out of her mind. Batshit crazy. Nutso. Koo-koo. Gone to the Bahamas. All the lights are on but nobody's home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:22 PM

Well, everyone else's standard of living. Not their own, of course.

Everyone by now knows that Al Gore is one of the biggest hypocrites in the whole "global warming" movement with his massive mansion. Yet he and everyone else who pushes this BS go around telling everyone else that they must reduce their "carbon footprint".

And they shriek about the end of the world happening while traveling around the world in private jets and gas guzzling vehicles.

Only the stupid or the r3tarded believe these people anymore.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 11, 2019 09:29 PM (7A4qQ)

494

Criminality out in the open. These idiots...

"Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing."

"And steal a whole buncha money and get really rich, that's what the deal was with Sandy. She goes out and is the faceguy for this operation, says all the things I tell her to, and then we get super wealthy!!!'

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 09:30 PM (z8c2c)

495 Wow. Harsh. What did the Bahamas do to you?

Well, nothing really. I'm surprised that Donkey-Chompers McBigtits hasn't said anything about them tipping over yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:30 PM (HaL55)

496 491 41 I hear extended periods of frenetic running and jumping form the floor above me


Weird. I often hear the same kind of noises above my basement office ... but we have 3 cats.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (vWMNq)


Yeah, when I lived in apartment with two cats, my downstairs neighbor said, "They're quiet all day, but when they see your car pull up and run to the door, they sound like a herd of elephants."

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

497 GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

--------

Kentucky D and a rattlesnake and a stolen car? Ok, that checks out. Makes sense. But, uranium? They didn't steal a DeLorian by chance, did they?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:32 PM (5aX2M)

498
And they shriek about the end of the world happening while traveling around the world in private jets and gas guzzling vehicles.

Only the stupid or the r3tarded believe these people anymore.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Unfortunately more and more power plants are being shut down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 09:32 PM (aKsyK)

499 I have to admit, as a lover of breasts, I am not seeing AOC's credentials.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:33 PM (XmAy3)

500 go look up about Maurice Strong.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 11, 2019 07:36 PM (ZqRa6)

He would have called himself Ernst Stavro Blofeld, but the name had already been used in a book.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2019 09:33 PM (abNpZ)

501 Unfortunately more and more power plants are being shut down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Perhaps homes should be limited to a maximum number of KwH per month, the regional average.

For the children, planet, etc.

Posted by: Miklos, seeming fair at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

502 so, you can't travel with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and kentucky deluxe? i weep for what my country has become.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

503 502 so, you can't travel with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and kentucky deluxe? i weep for what my country has become.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

It's the Kentucky Deluxe that will kill you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM (XmAy3)

504 Sky is yellow pink

Posted by: ThunderB at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM (5rCam)

505
"I have to admit, as a lover of breasts, I am not seeing AOC's credentials.



Posted by: Aetius451AD"

They were spectacular in her now famous dance video but otherwise there is not much to go on.

Posted by: Ripley at July 11, 2019 09:36 PM (NbRJx)

506 499: fistbump. banana titties, at best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:36 PM (KP5rU)

507 Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

What was in the car when it was stolen?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:36 PM (3H9h1)

508 Only the stupid or the r3tarded believe these people anymore.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Dude, stupid or retarded is not the preferred nomenclature. Democrats, please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2019 09:36 PM (Z+IKu)

509 Well, everyone else's standard of living. Not their own, of course.

You got that right. I can't believe they're so stupid as to keep beating this dead horse (sorry, Bessie) when poll after poll shows the issue way way down on the list of things people are concerned about. Not that it matters to them. They'll shove it down our throats the first chance they get anyway.

I swear we're dealing with genuine crazies in Progs. Reality just doesn't seem to exist to them, numbers don't mean anything, logic doesn't register and you can forget any of them having any sort of common sense.

And they're the ones in power. These people have to get purged from politics and I'm becoming less and less concerned with how that happens.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:36 PM (HaL55)

510 The Guthrie Boys sound like the crew I want to join. The live on tha muthaphukkin' EDGE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

511 I think the journolist' writes for playboy, I wouldn't want that guy near anyone I care about
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 07:39 PM (r/xAU)

He writes articles that don't get read, because people don't buy the magazine anymore, because there are no titties to look at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2019 09:37 PM (abNpZ)

512 sky is full of contrails here, for all you conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

513 The articles on the couple say 'a canister of Uranium.' The snake was in a terrarium. The Kentucky Deluxe was next to the pistol the guy declared to the cops when they pulled him over.

There is a lot of strangeness to this story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:38 PM (XmAy3)

514 Gods raman noodles

Posted by: ThunderB at July 11, 2019 09:39 PM (5rCam)

515 502
so, you can't travel with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and kentucky deluxe? i weep for what my country has become.

Wait until weed is legal everywhere.

Posted by: dartist at July 11, 2019 09:40 PM (K22Va)

516 502 so, you can't travel with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and kentucky deluxe? i weep for what my country has become.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:35 PM

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masturbating on an airplane.

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."

Yeah, maybe after 9/11 where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden...

Posted by: Alan, One Man Wolfpack at July 11, 2019 09:40 PM (7A4qQ)

517 sky is full of contrails here, for all you conspiracy nuts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo



It's not a conspiracy.

Posted by: Bilderbergs, Trilaterals, Greys, Freemasons, and Rothschilds at July 11, 2019 09:40 PM (fuK7c)

518 512 sky is full of contrails here, for all you conspiracy nuts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

Wake up, sheeple!

I miss Greg Gutfeld era Red Eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:40 PM (XmAy3)

519 The World, E. 2nd Street. They played with their backs to the audience.
Posted by: Al Crapton at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (bMk7P)

Yeah, saw them at the Newport in Columbus. Backs to the audience. Was not good for their marketability.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 11, 2019 09:40 PM (O6DoG)

520 ThunderB, I'm so glad you are dropping in again.

Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 09:42 PM (hGDfM)

521 How can you "make sure" there are no menacing asteroids?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

Blow them all up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2019 09:42 PM (abNpZ)

522 There is a lot of strangeness to this story.

And we're absolutely certain that the byline isn't a misprint and this really happened down here in FL?

Because it sure sounds like a Florida Man story.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

523 i guess my road trip with that trunkful of anacondas, some blow, and that uzi i have is out of the question now. fuckin racist, bullshit, laws and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

524 *does Forrest Gump wave at ThunderB*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)

525 Stephen Jennings might not be the hero we want. But, he's the hero we need.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:44 PM (5aX2M)

526 All good in the hood

No snakes

Posted by: ThunderB at July 11, 2019 09:44 PM (5rCam)

527 523 i guess my road trip with that trunkful of anacondas, some blow, and that uzi i have is out of the question now. fuckin racist, bullshit, laws and shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

Add in some Plutonium and you should be ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2019 09:44 PM (XmAy3)

528 so, you can't travel with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and kentucky deluxe? i weep for what my country has become.

Truly, the terrorists have won.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:45 PM (HaL55)

529 i guess my road trip with that trunkful of anacondas, some blow, and that uzi i have is out of the question now.


Ixnay on the anacondas. Invasive species.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:45 PM (fuK7c)

530 527: on it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

531 #BartenderDave's recipe for a Manhattan Project:

2oz KY Deluxe
1oz Rattlesnake venom
1oz U-235
Pinch of Boron bitters

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:45 PM (3H9h1)

532 Good evenIng all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 09:46 PM (IDhUW)

533 I have a feeling Kentucky deluxe is a misnomer

Posted by: ThunderB at July 11, 2019 09:46 PM (5rCam)

534 Word up, AK?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

535 Perhaps homes should be limited to a maximum number of KwH per month, the regional average.

Note to self: Go long on Honda, particularly the generator division.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 09:47 PM (lD3vL)

536 Barr will declassify a 2012 Obama admin request to FISA court to expand the FBI's ability to exchange information on surveilled Americans w foreign govts, along w redacted portions of a 2017 FISA court opinion scolding FBI for failing to protect US citizens

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 09:47 PM (BqBId)

537 520
ThunderB, I'm so glad you are dropping in again.

Always enjoyed your posts.

Posted by: dartist at July 11, 2019 09:48 PM (K22Va)

538 529: how else am i supposed to get them to the swamp on the edge of town? telepathy? i couldn't keep up the payments on my helicopter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:48 PM (KP5rU)

539 Late to the thread. One of the first aid kits lists a 'carbon pencil' as an item. Anyone know what it's for?

Posted by: JTB at July 11, 2019 09:48 PM (bmdz3)

540 I have a feeling Kentucky deluxe is a misnomer

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Ever had Ten High? KD is the next step down. There's only Yellowstone after that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 09:48 PM (5aX2M)

541 490 GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

What Dick Cheney in his younger years would have said was "looking like a slow afternoon".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 11, 2019 09:49 PM (1on5E)

542 512 sky is full of contrails here, for all you conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:38 PM (KP5rU)


Once I was standing outside and watched a jet fly over. A few minutes later I saw another one, and then another.

It was the flight path from a nearby airport, so they kept going by every few minutes in the same part of the sky.

But the wind at that altitude was blowing perpendicular to the planes' path, so it blew their contrails sideways. After a while, there were about eight or ten contrails visible, evenly spaced.

I could understand someone who happened to glance out a window and conclude that it was a deliberate pattern. But it was just atmospheric conditions that blew the contrails sideways and allowed them to persist for a long time.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

543 KY Deluxe
8 bucks for 750ml

"Your better off downing a bottle of witch hazel."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:49 PM (3H9h1)

544 Ever had Ten High? KD is the next step down. There's only Yellowstone after that.

Yellowstone. That's the stuff what tastes like bear piss, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:50 PM (HaL55)

545


"One of the first aid kits lists a 'carbon pencil' as an item. Anyone know what it's for?"

To attack journalists with.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 09:50 PM (z8c2c)

546 Note to self: Go long on Honda, particularly the generator division.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 09:47 PM (lD3vL)


Backyard fracking and refining should prove to be a profitable venture!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:50 PM (AZxMX)

547 497 GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

Reminds me of a story in Dallas a couple days ago. A guy checked into a hotel, was on the 2nd story, looked out and was horrified to see a dead body in the back of his pickup truck. He called the police immediately, police came and investigated, and told him the body had clearly been in the back of his pickup truck most of the day, and was there when he got to the hotel, he just didn't notice.

They're still trying to figure out who that was and how the body got in the truck.

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at July 11, 2019 09:51 PM (V2Yro)

548 But it was just atmospheric conditions that blew the contrails sideways and allowed them to persist for a long time.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:49 PM (sdi6R)


Da, comrade citizen, that's what we want you to think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 09:51 PM (AZxMX)

549 I'm going long on well digging. I can cut down a tree but I can't get water out of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 09:52 PM (hGDfM)

550 Oh, who hasn't found an inexplicable body in the back of his truck?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)

551 Well, since you so kindly asked.

I recently read the poem which has the line, "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world".

It has other memorable lines:
The year's at the spring,
And day's at the morn...
The lark's on the wing,
The snail's on the thorn.


How are you YD?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 09:53 PM (IDhUW)

552 Oh, who hasn't found an inexplicable body in the back of his truck?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 09:53 PM (aXucN)

553 the dead body in the truck sounds like a cartel sanitation job. a quickie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

554 Oh, who hasn't found an inexplicable body in the back of his truck?

Oh, just go ahead and brag that you are a regular attendee of MoMe events.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (lD3vL)

555 I could understand someone who happened to glance out a window and conclude that it was a deliberate pattern. But it was just atmospheric conditions that blew the contrails sideways and allowed them to persist for a long time.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

what's truly amazing is to see some pictures of WW2, of the contrails left by the great bomber wings that were headed to Germany in '43 - '45. They covered the sky from end to end.

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (V2Yro)

556 Perhaps homes should be limited to a maximum number of KwH per month, the regional average.
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Heh. I would expect there to develop a market for purchase/sale of Energy Credits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (CDGwz)

557 Yellowstone. That's the stuff what tastes like bear piss, right?

Only a strong moron could drink bear piss to give a good comparison review of booze.

Posted by: dartist at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (K22Va)

558 Oh, who hasn't found an inexplicable body in the back of his truck?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)
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*raises hand*
Posted by: bluebell



Well, duh. You can explain yours.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (fuK7c)

559 It wasn't until late middle age when my testosterone levels cratered that I could fully realize my anus is a vagina. And I have nice tits, too.

Posted by: Captain's Rearquarters at July 11, 2019 09:55 PM (FTPVM)

560 what's truly amazing is to see some pictures of WW2, of the contrails left by the great bomber wings that were headed to Germany in '43 - '45. They covered the sky from end to end.
Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn
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...and then, it rained bombs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 09:55 PM (CDGwz)

561 Heh. I would expect there to develop a market for purchase/sale of Energy Credits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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There are few sacrifices that a Moron will not make in the quest to expand the Horde Mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 09:56 PM (xSo9G)

562 Back when I lived in CA the Mrs and I were invited to a neighbor's anniversary party. One of the guests, a woman in her early 60's struck up a conversation about contrails. She seemed to think they were "doing something" to the environment with all those "X's."

She asked me what I thought...

I said; "well, it seems to me that from time to time aircraft flight plans might cross over each other, thus making an "X" appear in the sky."

The dead eye stare was priceless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (3H9h1)

563 off cornyn sock

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (V2Yro)

564 Uh,oh. Suddenly quiet in here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (xSo9G)

565 Okay, you fuckers.

I put a lot of thought into my post at 260, and nobody even laughed.

*sadz*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (NoKAc)

566 Good reason to keep a tonneau cover handy.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 09:58 PM (RuIsu)

567 Only a strong moron could drink bear piss to give a good comparison review of booze.

I remember seeing those "Bear Whiz Beer" t-shirts way back when. The "Bear Whiz Beer Lite" one was the best: one papa bear standing next to baby bear taking a leak into a stream.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

568 That needs to be a scene in a movie. Guys driving along innocently, gets pulled over by a motorcycle cop, who walks up and says "Hey, did you notice there's a body in the back of your truck there?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 09:59 PM (V2Yro)

569 555
what's truly amazing is to see some pictures of WW2, of the contrails left by the great bomber wings that were headed to Germany in '43 - '45. They covered the sky from end to end.

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at July 11, 2019 09:54 PM (V2Yro)


Well yeah, but that actually was a large formation of planes.

What I saw was just one lone plane after another flying through the same part of the sky, and leaving contrails that looked like a pattern, but really wasn't.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

570 564 Uh,oh. Suddenly quiet in here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (xSo9G

Everyone is checking the back of their truck

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 10:00 PM (IDhUW)

571 I'd rather not drink than drink Yellowstone. But Ten High is fine. Never liked Old Crow myself - or JD. Always tasted what I imagine would be a Kingsford Tea.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 11, 2019 10:01 PM (3/f2v)

572 What I saw was just one lone plane after another flying through the same part of the sky, and leaving contrails that looked like a pattern, but really wasn't.

(Sigh)

You were witnessing Aggie crop-dusters.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 10:02 PM (lD3vL)

573 Ever seen AWACS or tankers leave contrails?

Big circles or figure 8's depending on mission.

Over civilian populations... a little weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2019 10:03 PM (3H9h1)

574 565 Okay, you fuckers.

I put a lot of thought into my post at 260, and nobody even laughed.

*sadz*
Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2019 09:57 PM (NoKAc)

If an AoS lurker laughs, does it make a sound?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 10:03 PM (IDhUW)

575 Everyone is checking the back of their truck

I just checked...

I don't need a good friend right now, but a true friend.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 10:04 PM (lD3vL)

576 568 That needs to be a scene in a movie. Guys driving along innocently, gets pulled over by a motorcycle cop, who walks up and says "Hey, did you notice there's a body in the back of your truck there?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 09:59 PM (V2Yro)

Old movie, "Savanah Smiles"

Kid crawls in back of escaped convicts car unnoticed until cop points it out. Cute movie.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 10:05 PM (IDhUW)

577 575 Everyone is checking the back of their truck

I just checked...

I don't need a good friend right now, but a true friend.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 10:04 PM (lD3vL)

Oh boy, think I'm too far away to be of service

And ONT up

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2019 10:06 PM (IDhUW)

578 creepy @playboy attempts to jump bad?!?! LOL

go seb gorka! tyvm!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 11, 2019 10:59 PM (WA8sK)

579 I saw an old documentary one year on Earth Day and the head of Greenpeace said the same thing as AOC's man: environmentalism was the next big way to end the "system" after they had ended the Vietnam War.
They hate us; act accordingly.

Posted by: pj at July 11, 2019 11:53 PM (qlTN9)

580 64 Who the hell is Brian Karem, and why should we care?

Exactly. Where the heck did he come from in 1961? Who were his parents, or was he planted by aliens? What is this apparent nobody even doing there?

Posted by: Daniel Dauenhauer at July 12, 2019 06:40 AM (7K1tb)

581 Could this David French obsession stop? I don't think many of the readers of this blog care about or read David French.

Posted by: azoo at July 12, 2019 11:54 AM (wg7wr)

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