Video Emerges of Alleged Trump "Sexual Assault"

Believe ALL women about sexual assault, even when it's clear they're intense partisans with a political ax to grind and a thirst for the spotlight.

Earlier this year, a former Trump staffer named Alva Johnson sued her ex-boss for kissing her without her consent during the 2016 campaign, calling it "super-creepy and inappropriate." It made a few headlines, Johnson was interviewed by the unbiased and nonpartisan Chris Hayes, and then the story went away.

But now, for the handful of people who actually remember the accusation, there's video evidence of the supposedly shocking crime.

Warning: the below video contains highly triggering images of a man delivering a brief peck on the cheek -- a Rape Smooch -- on to a woman who keeps effusively praising him.

You have been warned. Click at your own risk.



More below -- if you dare.





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:14 PM




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1 Boom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (hi6cA)

2 Not greedy so 2

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (hi6cA)

3 trifecta?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (hi6cA)

4 OMG!!!!

The walls are closing in!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (axyOa)

5 money, money, money - give me money, money, money

Posted by: Dreg at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Y7N05)

6 Pffft.

Piker.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Mouru)

7 He grabbed her by the mish with his foot!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Vy7tf)

8

I lol'd when I watched this today.

Someone trying to make $.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (vEIlU)

9 She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

Is that really the basis of a lawsuit?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (h2Bdk)

10 This post was rape-kissed by Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

11 money, money, money - give me money, money, money

Posted by: Dreg at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM


Damnit.
Now I have ABBA buzzing in my head.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (axyOa)

12 The video doesn't show it, but immediately after the Rape Kiss Trump pulled off her left arm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (Mouru)

13 So one more added to the long list of "alleged victims" of Trump's sexual proclivity that turned out to be completely full of sh**.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (N39Ws)

14

The left live to "print" headlines. That is all. The rest does not matter.

Get the headline out there, make people see it enough. Bury the truth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (vEIlU)

15 Rapey McRape-Rape strikes again!

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (oFcdC)

16 She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."
=====

Is that even something you can sue someone for? If you don't say "Thank you" to me, can I sue you for violating the norms of decency?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)

17 Is that really the basis of a lawsuit?
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (h2Bdk)

Nowadays if you breathe wrong it's the basis of a lawsuit, and possibly a hate crime.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)

18 Wow.

That's the most brutal sexual assault I have ever seen.

The part where he throws her up on the pinball machine and ravishes her with the carrot?

They didn't need to show that.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (yfm5M)

19 She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

Is that really the basis of a lawsuit?
Posted by: Ace's liver


Who's norms?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (HDCbD)

20 12
The video doesn't show it, but immediately after the Rape Kiss Trump pulled off her left arm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (Mouru)
And grabbed her by the puss

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

21 But Trump said ....

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (AZxMX)

22 Have you no shame?

Posted by: Golfman at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (OE84+)

23 IMPEACH HIM NOW!

THE BASTARD!

HE DIDN'T GIVE HER THE TONGUE IN THE EAR!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Lz9fr)

24 I can top that any day of the week!

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ufJfM)

25 16
She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

=====



Is that even something you can sue someone for? If you don't say
"Thank you" to me, can I sue you for violating the norms of decency?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)
What about crop dusting your coworker? Is that a violation of decency too? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

26 Funny...an 'assault' isn't usually responded to with an air kiss AND she says "A+ for you" after he 'assaults' her.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (cF8AT)

27 She wanted to know if he was rising in the polls or just happy to see her.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (axyOa)

28 everybody likes payday, even the nuttiest ho's around

Posted by: x at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (nFwvY)

29 >>She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."


The Norms of Decency Ln.?

Those are good people.


Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (yfm5M)

30 This staffer said Trump grabbed her by the shoulders and forcibly kissed her at a campaign event. She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

she even gets the "timeline of events" out of order

kiss, then shoulders

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (vEIlU)

31 The part where she leans in for the cheek kiss is damaging to Trump. Early night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

32 iF YOU GRAB THEM BY THE SHOULDERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PULLING THEIR ARM OFF.

Posted by: bENmUMRsOCKlISbERGER at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

33 She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

Is that really the basis of a lawsuit?
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (h2Bdk)


I saw The Norms of Decency open for System of a Down at the Whiskey in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Mouru)

34 aww man, this would have been a great thread to post my comment on Slashie McSlasherton, Florida Woman. since we are on topic of people who need their Xanax.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (wmP1k)

35 Wow that really got out of hand.

Michelle Fields says that's not funny!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (9Qsvx)

36 Who's paying her?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (2b3Mg)

37 10
This post was rape-kissed by Cannibal Bob.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

...and I restrained myself.. After 3 I was tempted to take a running start at the bitch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (hi6cA)

38 A peck is as good as a rape to a blind man.


Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (tH5fk)

39 All these videos seem to be in Twitter format.

Is the video ANYWHERE online in a non-twitter format (which I can't view)?

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oFcdC)

40 What about crop dusting your coworker? Is that a violation of decency too? Asking for a friend.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM


***

Isnt that a mandatory event during any MoMe?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (axyOa)

41 Kiss Me Deadly

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

42
Whatever happened to Miss Trump raped me in a dressing room? She disappeared faster than food at an all you can eat buffet seconds after Michael Moore shows up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (kw5n8)

43 Norms!

Posted by: The Gang at Cheers at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Mouru)

44 >>AND she says "A+ for you" after he 'assaults' her.


Most women fantasize about rape and many are quite appreciative for the effort.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (yfm5M)

45
Please counter-sue.

Bankrupt her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (vEIlU)

46 This could get Trump kicked out of college.

Posted by: Miklos, double secret probationer at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (QzkSJ)

47 What about crop dusting your coworker? Is that a violation of decency too? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

Well it's definitely a dick move, unless your coworker is a lib.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)

48 Sorry she says "I left my family for 8 months for you." I first heard it I thought she said "A+ for you".

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (cF8AT)

49 Re: 39:

Found it on Youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDZkhCYwn0

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (oFcdC)

50 I saw real life video of Trump grabbing a woman by the shoulders, ripping both arms completely off leaving a bloody mess, then flexing and mugging for the camera.

I'm 100% sure I'm talking about either Trump or Jax.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (9Qsvx)

51 The video has been edited to cut out the 2.5 hours of gruesome violent gang rape of the poor victim by Trump, his staff, all of the other visitors, a couple of gorillas (on assignment from the Gorilla Channel) and a penguin who wandered in off the street.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Lz9fr)

52 OMG! He also put his hand on the arm of that gray haired guy!

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (+lVUW)

53 41 Kiss Me Deadly
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (AzW6q)


I won't. And don't call me Deadly...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (zBaqJ)

54 she even gets the "timeline of events" out of order

kiss, then shoulders
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (vEIlU)


So when does pillage and plunder come in?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Mouru)

55 Please counter-sue.

Bankrupt her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Careful-she might hire Avenatti.

Posted by: Miklos, or maybe not at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (QzkSJ)

56 In CrazyLibWorld, everything is subjective.

Have a penis? You're a woman.


Get a peck on the cheek? Yep, that's rape.


/this is what happens when the mentally ill run the asylum

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (+H0tZ)

57 Isnt that a mandatory event during any MoMe?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (axyOa)


Only in Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (AZxMX)

58 Tic ... Tok ... Boom

Or something like that. This is sure to topple his Presidency, it's a certainty.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (PZ2ib)

59 All these videos seem to be in Twitter format.

Is the video ANYWHERE online in a non-twitter format (which I can't view)?

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oFcdC)


Most people don't know how to hold their phone in landscape mode.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Lz9fr)

60 50 I saw real life video of Trump grabbing a woman by the shoulders, ripping both arms completely off leaving a bloody mess, then flexing and mugging for the camera.

I'm 100% sure I'm talking about either Trump or Jax.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (9Qsvx)


Monty Python sketch of "Salad Days as Done By Sam Peckinpah."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (zBaqJ)

61 If that is grounds for lawsuit....Biden has to be shaking in his boots

Posted by: DitkaCA at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (kVjCi)

62 If this gold digging ho sues him, she should be made to pay his legal fees.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (+lVUW)

63 Clearly he threw her to the floor and had the old in-out with here right then and there!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

64 Why, just look at her panicked response!


Her smile and head nodding at him, plus grasping his forearm are clearly signs that she was in fear for her life and resisting his rape-rape attempts with every fiber of her being!

She's screaming 'halp' with her eyes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (HaL55)

65 This reminds me of the Michelle Fields arm breaking.

Posted by: MAGA at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (2BrFd)

66 At least the bitch still has both arms.

Posted by: michelle fields at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Dh1wo)

67 Those Norms are really decent guys.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (aS1PU)

68 OMG, now that I've seen it -- beyond belief! .3 second cheek-peck done at her behest, as he's going through the crowd shaking hands with and kissing everyone in sight.

IMPEACH NOW!!*&^!@^%!@^%$!@!@^^!@#%^!

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (oFcdC)

69
Who's norms?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM

***

Soon you will know.

---Rep Omar

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

70 "Miss Trump raped me in a dressing room? She disappeared "

when someone starts wiggling in her seat and talking about sexy sexy rape on live air, one loses a bit of credibility with the viewing public. those rubes.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (wmP1k)

71 And yet Jessica Valenti is baffled the GOP candidate for governor in Mississippi will not allow a female journalist to shadow his campaign unless there is a male colleague present.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

72 I'm guessing that the Norms of Decency are Norm from Cheers and Norm Abram? Norman Bates probably doesn't qualify.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (JUUk1)

73

The shoulders are one of the safest places.

Biden, anyone?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)

74 OMG! He also put his hand on the arm of that gray haired guy!


So, Trump hand raped the arm of a senior citizen? Someone Tweet this to Rachel Maddow!

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (+H0tZ)

75 Man he kissed her right on the vajayjay.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (hi6cA)

76 I left my family for 8 months for you.
=====

I at least deserve a little pinch on the pussy, dammit!!!

Posted by: Liar who left her family for 8 months at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (JcXHH)

77 Vlad the Impaler suck women on pikes and he didn't get this much shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Mouru)

78 Oh my God.

I have to be alone for a while. I just realized I was serially raped during my childhood by most of my relatives.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (LWu6U)

79 She's screaming 'halp' with her eyes.



Blinking SOS in Morse Code.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (+H0tZ)

80 Oh lord you guys are going to get me in trouble. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)

81 Yeah, not exactly assault and battery. Presumably somebody else is paying her to say this.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

82 I'm ready for my closeup.

Posted by: Norm Desmond at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (QzkSJ)

83

LOL, they can't scream RACIST!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (vEIlU)

84 I'm sure CNN will be all over this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (+lVUW)

85 >>Who's norms?


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LEFT HAS BEEN ON A CRUSADE TO DESTROY ALL NORMS AND NOW THEY'RE MAD AT TRUMP FOR BREAKING THEM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

86 Just read a WaPo article from Feb 2019.

She heaped praise on PDT back in 2017. Said she was to be 2nd in charge at the Portugal Embassy in Lisbon.

Guess that fell through.

Posted by: Golfman at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (OE84+)

87 BUT I FELT A LUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!

Posted by: Alva Johnson at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)

88 What happened to the woman claiming she was raped by Trump in a dressing room? Seems she got dropped by the media like a hot potato.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (yEAdf)

89 At least Trump didn't do the French thing and kiss her on both cheeks. That would be a basis for a suit. Forcing European etiquette on an American.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (zFzxj)

90 Alva Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)

91
First they came for the Norms and I said nothing.
When they came for the Cliffs, they all cheered...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (zBaqJ)

92 Okay, destroy the rest, but leave Norm McDonald alone!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (9Qsvx)

93 Trump raped my poopyhole.

Posted by: ace's dog King at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

94 Shame, Trump throwing away his whole presidency for one little moment of perverted satisfaction like that.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (yL25O)

95 Joe Biden is 'chopped liver'

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (QkjLD)

96 BUT I FELT A LUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!
Posted by: Alva Johnson at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)


You were in his pants?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (aS1PU)

97 He was aiming for her mish but missed and got her shoulders?

Sounds plausible.

RUN WITH IT!

Posted by: CNNMSNBCETC at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (Lz9fr)

98 I for one am triggered

Posted by: Karen at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (vLUi/)

99 Every French politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative and business associate has repeatedly raped every other French politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative and business associate on a daily basis for the last 600 years, apparently.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (oFcdC)

100 > BUT I FELT A LUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!
Felt like an "egg-shaped penis".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (JUUk1)

101 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LEFT HAS BEEN ON A CRUSADE TO DESTROY ALL NORMS AND NOW THEY'RE MAD AT TRUMP FOR BREAKING THEM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (bDqIh)


oh my you are brilliant

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (vEIlU)

102 Any reporter that didn't roll his/her eyes at this needs to be to be told to lolgf.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (2b3Mg)

103 She must be channeling Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (QkjLD)

104 Alva Johnson is right!
Posted by: Olson Johnson


The new phone book is here!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)

105 The video cuts off right before he throws her on the pinball machine ?

Posted by: Boss Paul at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (kS4cA)

106 First they came for the Norms and I said nothing.
When they came for the Cliffs, they all cheered...



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM


***

But...but...Lillith!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (axyOa)

107

Norman ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

https://youtu.be/t4D3RYJC5KE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

108 We are also suing Trump !!!

Posted by: Babies at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (zFzxj)

109 Did you ever have someone fart in the elevator, get off, leaving you with the blame when others got on?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (vWkLQ)

110 Maddow will have an expert on tonight to explain that she's blinking R-A-P-E in Morse code.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (gC2IV)

111 Trump grabbed me by the cloaca.

Posted by: ace's parakeet Jack at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

112 Wait....she's black. I thought Trump was a racist? And that peck on the cheek?


REEEEEEEEEEEE! What a twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

113 David French is outraged.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (2b3Mg)

114 If the races were reversed, everyone would be thinking her use of "norms of decency" was a white power dog whistle.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (yL25O)

115 Paste Eater has done things orders of magnitude worse in full public display. but that is just Joey the Paste Eater being a paste eater.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (pw+jk)

116 The walls. Closing. In.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (tH5fk)

117 Fucking Alpha

Sees target, 3 second rule, caveman routine, doesn't even need to phase shift to comfort stage, gets the kiss.

Like out of The Mystery Method, just better executed. God Emperor Game.

Posted by: DJ3Way at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (bhPL1)

118 Don LeMon will spend a week on this video.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (QkjLD)

119 MeToo just messed up innocent relations between men and women, Yes, I think Weinstein was predatory, but here are two examples. One guy I'd known for years met me at a Conference (I've been in his Bible studies, heard him preached, he's preached at my church.) and he started to move towards me for a hug and then said "I can hug you, right?" Yeah, I think so. I like you and you've hugged me when I've met you before. Another guy who volunteers with me at the Food Pantry asked the same thing after hugging me for weeks and my not objecting. So corrosive.

The woman is out for a big payoff and didn't look like he traumatized her. What a witch!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (+0VWg)

120 26 Funny...an 'assault' isn't usually responded to with an air kiss AND she says "A+ for you" after he 'assaults' her.
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:18 PM (cF8AT)

"A+" is dog whistle for White Alpha Male with Yuge, Luxurious Dick

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (vkS2Z)

121 Every French politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative and business associate has repeatedly raped every other French politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative and business associate on a daily basis for the last 600 years, apparently.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:25 PM (oFcdC)


The Tour De France is a rape fest.

Oh and nice nic pic you got there.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (aS1PU)

122 Where I come from that's rape.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (pYQR/)

123 Mutt Romney to the white courtesy phone , We another live one!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (n/cPs)

124 113 David French is outraged.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (2b3Mg)


He can go swallow his own tongue. Hence, French.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (zBaqJ)

125 Rush played at noon a montage of the MSM tie Trump with Epstein

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

126 Sadly, the video cut out the part where he told his victim to "Put some ice on that."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

127 That's no peck!

That's a space station!

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Lz9fr)

128 So, apparently Epstein, as soon as he got his shady plea agreement, immediately shipped from his VI estate to his Manhattan one:

1.) A "53-lb paper-shredder," and;

2.) A "carpet and tile extractor"

That's not extremely creepy or anything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

129 It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I've got Milk Bone underwear.

Posted by: Norm at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Dh1wo)

130 Who you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes?

-Fake news

Posted by: Memories at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (mwcEF)

131 I think he even missed her cheek. He needs glasses!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (hi6cA)

132 Just in time for Robert Mueller to comment on this next week.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (QkjLD)

133 I'd rate that a .00001 milli-Biden on the rape scale. No hair smell or boob feel.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (DV/hr)

134

So I guess Pence has the right idea, eh lefties?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (vEIlU)

135 If a man like Donald Trump did that to me I'd cry rape too. Just try it. I dare you. Please.

Posted by: David French at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (pYQR/)

136 Clearly Trump seizes her by the shoulders, so he can hold her at bay and only give a peck on the cheek and then send her away. How rude of him to block her if she had wanted to give him a big hug and lip kiss /s

but he has been a celeb and billionaire for a long time and probably learned to avoid excess contact by interrupting any advance and giving a polite kiss on cheek to thwart any such claims.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (eASYU)

137 He had no path to her mish.

Posted by: The DNC Media at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (Lz9fr)

138 And she survived the assault?!?!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (rJ9Bq)

139 Was it Neil Young that sang "Living in the Real World"? Ya he's a lefty, but right.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (Ni0F+)

140 I saw The Norms of Decency open for The Earls of Leicester at... nah, never mind.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (98dcd)

141 Is Gloria Allred involved in this?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

142 I didn't see the video. Did someone say it was just a pecker on her cheek ?

Posted by: Jimmy Hat at July 11, 2019 05:28 PM (2cfUo)

143 Someone got to her. She's not making money from the lawsuit. But she's making money anyway.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (q177U)

144 Did you ever have someone fart in the elevator, get off, leaving you with the blame when others got on?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM

****

Befouled an escalator once. Christmas season.
A mass casualty event.
Hilarious.

Mrs D was not amused.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (axyOa)

145 Trump grabbed me by both the jagon and the thrusher.

Posted by: Jewsian Minister to Planet Earth at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

146 Wait....she's black. I thought Trump was a racist? And that peck on the cheek?
=====

I'm old enough to remember when, during the Kavanaugh hearings, one would be a racist for not raping black women.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (JcXHH)

147 1.) A "53-lb paper-shredder," and;

2.) A "carpet and tile extractor"

That's not extremely creepy or anything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)
-----

I understand 1.

I don't get 2.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

148 Every French politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative
and business associate has repeatedly raped every other French
politician, grandmother, best friend, colleague, relative and business
associate on a daily basis for the last 600 years, apparently.


Russians, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

149 Andrew Weissman will kill Ernst & Young using this video

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (QkjLD)

150 In light of this new video, we stand by our original report.

Posted by: The Cuckshed at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (pYQR/)

151
So, an air kiss is the moral equivalent of a dry hump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (zBaqJ)

152 > First they came for the Norms and I said nothing.

> When they came for the Cliffs, they all cheered...

As long as Woody wasn't in the picture, it should be good.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (JUUk1)

153 She has an emotional support squirrel now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

154 At least she still has her arms. (snif)

Posted by: Michele Fields at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (O8WFE)

155 *yawns*

*farts*


more attention than this pathetic attempted smear-job is worth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Uxn4J)

156 Trump groped my clitellum.

Posted by: Ace's earthworm Earl at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (yL25O)

157 I'll wait for the frame-by-frame analysis before I draw any definite conclusions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Mouru)

158 When did AOSHQ turn into a violent rape porn site. I've never seen anything so appalling.

To get a true account, I suppose the Bulwark is the place to go, where every writer and editor wishes it was his wife. Or so I understand.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (VaN/j)

159 I don't get 2.
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

-------

I think they mean one of those industrial type floor cleaning machines, that deep cleans carpets and grout and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

160 She leaned in, tried to side kiss HIM. He pecked her. She's evil.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (skbWT)

161 I saw the Norms of Decency open for Cheap Trick in 1986 at Exhibition Place.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Dh1wo)

162 Did you see the violence of his grasp? She should show up in court with a neck brace, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

163 >>>She disappeared faster than food at an all you can eat buffet seconds after Michael Moore shows up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (kw5n

FALSE.

THE FOOD DISAPPEARS BEFORE MICHAEL MOORE SHOWS UP.

Posted by: THE TRUTH DETECTOR at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (q177U)

164 His sexual assaults need work.

Posted by: Regular Billy Jeff C-ton at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (6/uwW)

165 156 Trump groped my clitellum.
Posted by: Ace's earthworm Earl at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (yL25O)


That's a city in Washington state.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (zBaqJ)

166 Sure, in a room full of people too.....

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (6fu25)

167 >>So I guess Pence has the right idea, eh lefties?

Whaaaat? I don't understand???

@JessicaValenti

A Republican running for governor in Mississippi refused a female reporter access to a campaign ride-along unless she was accompanied by a male colleague. Super normal country. . .


https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/

1149027029792231424

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

168 Did Trump go "mwah, mwah" when he did this dastardly thing?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (2b3Mg)

169 "Carpet extractor"???

So he brought a Lady Schick?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (O8WFE)

170 > I don't get 2.
Like a Rug Doctor, but closer to a pressure washer in power.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (JUUk1)

171 lol get kissed

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (4t9HO)

172 Grandpa kisses the cheek and she's suing after kissing him back and saying "aww thank you"

Got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

173

ot (early)

Mark Hemingway @Heminator

My story today on @RealClearNews: Los Angeles county alone has 1.6 million more voter registrations on file than citizens of voting age that live there. Another eight states have voter registration rates that exceed 100%. That's a problem.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (vEIlU)

174 I don't get 2.
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

DNA on the floor--

Not any more!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (AZxMX)

175 This, time, by God, this time, we really got him.



Say how about that Trump pal Epstein.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (pYQR/)

176 Whoever it was who dropped the air biscuit in the elevator better lawyer up now!

I will find you.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (kLDv+)

177 This lady really dick punched herself. She's set up all kinds of counter charges including making false claims and filing a false police report.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (oh2fB)

178 What a vindictive rhymes with punt to file a suit based on this. Her attorney should be sanctioned as well.

Posted by: Oddnot at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (IrkrT)

179 146 Wait....she's black. I thought Trump was a racist? And that peck on the cheek?
=====

I'm old enough to remember when, during the Kavanaugh hearings, one would be a racist for not raping black women.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (JcXHH)

...

Or like if Odell Beckham ignores an attractive white lady?

Posted by: Lena D at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (yL25O)

180 Did you see the violence of his grasp? She should show up in court with a neck brace, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

Then Mike Brady slams his briefcase on the desk and she turns quickly revealing her fake injury.

Show trial shenanigans are tight!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (xPJvm)

181 Rosie O'Donnell said in a radio interview, that Trump has had an incestuous relationship with Ivanka.


No wonder one of Rosie's wives committed suicide, and most of her kids hate her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

182 Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (q177U)

183 I think the Michelle Fields episode already demonstrated that objective and irrefutable visual evidence -- that is, what any human being can clearly see for himself -- is meaningless to these maniacs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (H8QX8)

184 When you kill someone at your pad with a bloody mess, best to rip up the carpet and tile and totally replace

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (vWkLQ)

185 I think they mean one of those industrial type floor cleaning machines, that deep cleans carpets and grout and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM

***

In the biz, they call it the DNA Killa.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (axyOa)

186 Old motto: "Video or it didn't happen."
New motto: "Video and it didn't happen."

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (oFcdC)

187 I don't get 2.
Like a Rug Doctor, but closer to a pressure washer in power.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (JUUk1)


Its got to be powerful enough to extract DNA. A lot of DNA/

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (aS1PU)

188 She should team up with Michelle Fields and do a vaudeville act.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (oh2fB)

189 The conservative case for false rape charges against innocent men.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

190 177 This lady really dick punched herself. She's set up all kinds of counter charges including making false claims and filing a false police report.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (oh2fB)


"I know, right?!"

- - Jussie Galore

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (zBaqJ)

191 This is where you end up when you start thinking feelings are more important than reality.

I see this on a continuum with all the other crap the progressives taut. This is why women can claim rape if they have regrets a week after they have cheap sex on their own initiation.

Thanks tfg!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (LWu6U)

192 Oh and nice nic pic you got there.
Posted by: DR.WTF


I gotta change that.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (oFcdC)

193 Carpet and Tile Extractor: https://tinyurl.com/y6mfyqc7


I'm guessing he was trying to take care of things that would show up under a black light.

Posted by: Bert G at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (OMsf+)

194 162 Did you see the violence of his grasp? She should show up in court with a neck brace, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

...

Seriously. At least I have one good arm left!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (yL25O)

195 Trump groped my clitellum.
Posted by: Ace's earthworm Earl at July 11, 2019 05:30 PM (yL25O)


That's a city in Washington state.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM

****

They filmed Northern Exposure there.

Also good elk hunting.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (axyOa)

196
ot (early)

Mark Hemingway @Heminator

My story today on @RealClearNews: Los Angeles county alone has 1.6 million more voter registrations on file than citizens of voting age that live there. Another eight states have voter registration rates that exceed 100%. That's a problem.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

=====

(shrug)

Posted by: Federal Elections Commission at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (M9ntN)

197 186 Old motto: "Video or it didn't happen."
New motto: "Video and it didn't happen."
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:33 PM (oFcdC)


Media Motto: If it's Trump, it happened, video or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)

198 I guess I totally missed the katie bar the door moment, or a pat on the rear as he left.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (r/xAU)

199 No wonder one of Rosie's wives committed suicide, and most of her kids hate her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)


Kids (plural)? She's starting her own Village of the Damned.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)

200 When you kill someone at your pad with a bloody mess, best to rip up the carpet and tile and totally replace
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (vWkLQ)


You said "pad" and "bloody."

MISOGYNIST!

Posted by: Screeching Harpies of Twitterdom at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (Lz9fr)

201 Then Trump asked her if she'd like to go out for fried chicken and watermelon.

That was edited out of the video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

202 Oh and nice nic pic you got there.
Posted by: DR.WTF


OK, fixed to a more accurate selfie.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (oFcdC)

203 Russians, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

Go away you crazy Russian !

Posted by: Rick Blaine at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zFzxj)

204 This is where publications like Politico lose the thin pubic hair of credibility they still have. What's "debatable"?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (oh2fB)

205 Can Trump now be charged with being a pecker?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (2b3Mg)

206 man that Trump sure has staying power...surprised she survived that vicious onslaught

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (XTiHL)

207 Here's a better extractor link: https://tinyurl.com/y55a9sxx

Posted by: Bert G at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (OMsf+)

208 Trump needs to spray everyone who approaches him with disinfectant and don rubber gloves and a hazmat mask whenever he goes out.

And when people ask him why, he should just say: "Alva Johnson" and then turn and walk away.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (NoKAc)

209 Then Trump asked her if she'd like to go out for fried chicken and watermelon.

That was edited out of the video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)


I distinctly heard him say "Chik-Fil-A."

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (Lz9fr)

210 I rape kiss half a dozen chicks a day. Stop me before I rape kiss again.

Posted by: Abiss at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (Y8DtA)

211 185 I think they mean one of those industrial type floor cleaning machines, that deep cleans carpets and grout and so on.


was thinking one of those carts that rip up tile and glued on carpet. Like mini fork lifts with a scraper in front.

And, you do it right after the plea since then the case is over and it is not destruction of evidence. Very very sketchy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (LWu6U)

212 What did she name the baby?

Posted by: OCBill at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (df+Zi)

213 MeToo just messed up innocent relations between men and women, Yes, I
think Weinstein was predatory, but here are two examples. One guy I'd
known for years met me at a Conference (I've been in his Bible studies,
heard him preached, he's preached at my church.) and he started to move
towards me for a hug and then said "I can hug you, right?" Yeah, I think
so. I like you and you've hugged me when I've met you before. Another
guy who volunteers with me at the Food Pantry asked the same thing
after hugging me for weeks and my not objecting. So corrosive.


It's the Left that is doing that to us. Their default reaction to strangers is to be suspicious and always to assume a hidden malevolent intent behind even the most innocent things that we didn't used to give a second thought to. Divide and conquer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (HaL55)

214 >>>Los Angeles county alone has 1.6 million more voter registrations on file than citizens of voting age that live there. Another eight states have voter registration rates that exceed 100%. That's a problem.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:31 PM (vEIlU)

No that's called a solution.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

215 Eerily similar to my assault by two MAGA hat-wearing men.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (pYQR/)

216 And yet Jessica Valenti is baffled the GOP candidate for governor in Mississippi will not allow a female journalist to shadow his campaign unless there is a male colleague present.

Her spin on it is hilarious: because lots of women are now coming out to accuse men, men are punishing them by shutting them out of the public workspace.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)

217 I sexually assaulted many women within my vision, its what men do. But we don't ever do it physically, never.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (Ni0F+)

218 As has been said before, they sheer about of lies about Trump have gotten to the point where I can't trust what anyone says about him.

I gotta go with actual, full video of every god damn thing.

I'm at the 'fuck it, go GEOTUS' stage with Trump. Give the man his head and see what he does. Trying to appease lying idiots doesn't do anyone any good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

219 188 She should team up with Michelle Fields and do a vaudeville act.

Alva: Watch me pull a false rape accusation out of my hat!

Fields: I can't pull anything out of a hat, Corey Lewandowski ripped off my arms!

Alva: Ohhhh you!

(applause)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (O8WFE)

220 Oh and nice nic pic you got there.
Posted by: DR.WTF

OK, fixed to a more accurate selfie.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (oFcdC)


GAAAAHHHH!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (aS1PU)

221 I guess my little dog assaults me constantly.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (skbWT)

222 WaPo article via outline.com. . Skip toNo clicks for them...

Gets real good in the last 4-5 paragraphs.

https://outline.com/udaVex

Posted by: Media Nazi at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (OE84+)

223 OK, fixed to a more accurate selfie.
=====

*scours home for hidden camera*

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (JcXHH)

224 By this standard I've been assaulting Women in public for years. SMFH. These people want a war.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (0OmEj)

225 OT

Biden going bold with his 2020 Agenda: "I'll bring back the daily press briefing".

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (G0vdT)

226 Trump is so racist he would not even try to grab my pussy or rape me because I'm black.

Posted by: Lying Whore Looking to Take Down Trump at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

227 I never wanted to tell anyone about this, but it's time for me to speak out. The truth will set you free.

I have been forcibly kissed and sexually assaulted numerous times by European colleagues, both male and female.

I am choosing to speak out at this time to encourage women to come out and speak against the male and female patriarchies that have oppressed us for so long.

#MeToo

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (9hauA)

228 212 What did she name the baby?

Pequanda Cheeks

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (O8WFE)

229 When you kill someone at your pad with a bloody mess, best to rip up the carpet and tile and totally replace

And the subfloor. And the wallpaper just to make sure you didn't miss any splatter. Then when investigators come in and see a section of brand new carpet and wallpaper in the room they know for sure nothing was hidden there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

230 What in the actual fuck???

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (dUJdY)

231 Biden going bold with his 2020 Agenda: "I'll bring back the daily press briefing".





Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (G0vdT)


Please do. And make Hunter your press secretary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

232 Media Motto: If it's Trump, it happened, video or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)


Media motto - you provide the victim, we'll provide the evidence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (LWu6U)

233 When you kill someone and leave a bloody mess I thought you just made dinner reservations?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (n/cPs)

234 I'm positively gobsmacked.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (hjaPQ)

235 @RealSaavedra

Pelosi responds to Ocasio-Cortez’s accusation of racism: “I said what I’m going to say in the caucus. That’s where this is appropriate. They took offense because I addressed ... an offensive tweet from [AOC’s chief-of-staff]. ... I’m not going to be discussing it any further”

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/y4r3g2zj

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (cF8AT)

236 All this cluttering women never stop to think of a rebound affect.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (tyEy7)

237

Trump is a germ-a-phobe. Surprised he kissed anyone he didn't have screened.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (vEIlU)

238
No cigar baby!


frickin minor leaguer

Posted by: B J Clinton at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (LilNs)

239 My grasp of ancient history isn't great but I now understand it was the peck on the cheek of the Sabines.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (2b3Mg)

240
Trump's speech now on census.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (vEIlU)

241 His lips didn't even touch her cheek (ala how they greet in France).

So if he would politely "kiss" a black woman, can he really be a racists?

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (CDCKr)

242 Trump on now....

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT)

243 "Who did you say you got this story tip from again?"

"Er, a guy from Queens on the phone named Mohn Jiller-"

"THIS IS WHY WE NEED LAYOFFS, YOU BRAINLESS CUNTS!!"

Posted by: trev006 at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (LR3Y8)

244 She should team up with Michelle Fields and do a vaudeville act.

Alva: Watch me pull a false rape accusation out of my hat!

Fields: I can't pull anything out of a hat, Corey Lewandowski ripped off my arms!

Alva: Ohhhh you!

(applause)



Alva: Michelle, I just flew in from Boston, and boy are my arms tired!

Michelle: *sob*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (Mouru)

245



Barr laughed when Trump starting talking. lol

They get along.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (vEIlU)

246 "..., counting the whole number of persons in each State, ..."


What do you I don't count?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (1g7ch)

247 Trump up.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

248 Ace,
You're missing the really interesting news today which is Epstein's ties to Leslie Wexner of The Limited and Victoria's Secret fame. Well it's interesting if you live here in central OH. So, so interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (jm1YL)

249 I'm so sick of this bullshitery.

These people have lost their minds. No rational thought or decency. This is stupid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (jUVms)

250 221
I guess my little dog assaults me constantly.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (skbWT)

Shitzu's are the worst. Their overbite is creepy.

Posted by: My leg at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (hi6cA)

251 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:35 PM (HaL55)

Yes, its terrible and it's wrong and it's really heartbreaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (+0VWg)

252 >>>Her spin on it is hilarious: because lots of women are now coming out to accuse men, men are punishing them by shutting them out of the public workspace.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)

That's not spin, that's called common sense.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (q177U)

253 Not backing down.
Outlining new steps to be sure citizenship is counted.

MAGA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (vEIlU)

254 I asked my son to go over and scoop my neighbor's cat litter because she was gone and she takes my dog. Her daughter's college friend was there (and lazy) but my FIFTEEN YEAR OLD SON said, nope, not without a witness, don't need an accusation later.

Jesus. And he was right.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (skbWT)

255
A couple of different embassies have been housed in Lavrenti Beria's old mansion in Moscow, and everyone who's worked there says it's haunted big-time. It's to the point where Putin reputedly uses it for embassies of countries who've displeased him.

I bet Epstein's townhouse is like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (AzW6q)

256 My understanding with this is that the video was included as part of the filing.

In other words, publicly available. And yet the MSM didn't see fit to dig. Apparently the plaintiff's lawyers were caught flat footed that anyone in the public would think to, you know, actually look at the video. Hence their rather panicked response.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (qSCcj)

257 He's got Barr there.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (G0vdT)

258 OK, fixed to a more accurate selfie.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 05:34 PM


I call bogus.

There's a black assault something on the wall behind him/her/xer/xim, with the part that goes up, and likely a chainsaw bayonet (although you can't see it).

We all know zombie is a proud resident of the People's Republic of California, so this is simply unpossible.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (VHuq4)

259 >>>You're missing the really interesting news today which is Epstein's ties to Leslie Wexner of The Limited and Victoria's Secret fame. Well it's interesting if you live here in central OH. So, so interesting.

i just saw this at instapundit but I don't know what the exact allegation is. Something about a charitable donation of $46 million?

I had a very bad night of sleep and I'm pretty much stupid today.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

260 But Trump said "pussy" and once called Epstein a "nice guy"!

WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (2RBkF)

261 Alva: Michelle, I just flew in from Boston, and boy are my arms tired!

Michelle: *sob*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (Mouru)

All I could do was fly around in a circle.

Posted by: Michelle at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

262

oh oh he said "illegal aliens!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (vEIlU)

263 The Washington consensus was that this whole story was weak from the beginning. Now that rape in Bergdorf-Goodman story still has legs, obviously, because there is no video to refute it.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (pYQR/)

264 She's a Becky.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (FUU3d)

265 "Not backing down on effort to determine US citizenship count."

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

266 This is just to connect the dots the MSM is trying to pull Trump into Epstein's predicament

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:41 PM (BbGew)

267 This. Is. Rape.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at July 11, 2019 05:41 PM (hjaPQ)

268 -
--
What did she name the baby?

Pequanda Cheeks
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM

--------------------

Golf clap.

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2019 05:41 PM (RVcmP)

269 Her daughter's college friend was there (and lazy) but my FIFTEEN YEAR OLD SON said, nope, not without a witness, don't need an accusation later.

This is what its like to be a male today. Women have long lived in the danger of rape when they go somewhere alone, whether real or imagined. Men have to worry about being legally raped if they go alone anywhere, now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

270 Here's the vid sans twirker:
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDZkhCYwn0

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (tyEy7)

271 Pursuing a new option....issuing EO to put plan into effect immediately. Every gov't. agency to provide dept. of commerce with required information."

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (cF8AT)

272 Executive Order!!!!

Posted by: Little Ms. InOpulent at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (qF5v4)

273 This. Is. Rape.
-Christine Blasey Ford

What she said.

Posted by: Anita Hill at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (pYQR/)

274

An EO to put this plan into effect immediately.

Ordering dept's to furnish records of citizens.

Using the databases!

Went around them.
Better data, probably anyway!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (vEIlU)

275 This. Is. Rape.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford


No doubt you'll need another front door now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

276 ace check out the WaPo article for Ms. Alva from February.

https://outline.com/udaVex

If straight to WaPo the is a vid.

Or not. Get some sleep.

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (OE84+)

277

DHS
SS admin

wow

what a great idea

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (vEIlU)

278 Basically data sharing from all agencies to dept. of commerce.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:42 PM (cF8AT)

279 Holy crow!!

Did you see how Orange Man Bad grabbed and held that woman while assaulting her? Slobbering on her in a malicious manner. And everybody there just let him! I'm so glad we have video proof of this atrocity.

They've got him now. Trump is finished. It's all over. I'll join all the other formerly-pro-Trumpers in voting straight (D) no matter who they put up.

Even if it's sniffybigJoe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (LtSaI)

280 All I could do was fly around in a circle.
Posted by: Michelle at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

Look on the bright side, you only have to remember one hand signal. Oh, waitaminit. Sorry.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (O8WFE)

281
I had a very bad night of sleep and I'm pretty much stupid today.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

Doesn't a low carb diet help you sleep? Better sleep is commonly cited as a benefit of a low carb diet.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (2b3Mg)

282 Somehow Hurricane Barry is going through Pennsylvania to get to Alabama, it is coming down by the bucket full.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (BbGew)

283

Far more accurate. You know it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (vEIlU)

284 235
https://tinyurl.com/y4r3g2zj
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:37 PM (cF8AT)

Eh, Pelosi basically called Republicans (and other normal people who think a citizenship question on the freaking census is a no-brainer) white supremacists.

She's getting what she deserves.

As is Biden.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (9hauA)

285 Alva: Michelle, I just flew in from Boston, and boy are my arms tired!



Michelle: *sob*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 05:38 PM (Mouru)

====
The joke is; I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms fat.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (pw+jk)

286 You're missing the really interesting news today which is Epstein's ties to Leslie Wexner of The Limited and Victoria's Secret fame. Well it's interesting if you live here in central OH. So, so interesting.


Epstein also has links to Alfred Taubman, who is a mall developer in Metro Detroit.


/also, I keep wanting to call him Les Wessman. Like "Les Nessman."

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (+H0tZ)

287 183 I think the Michelle Fields episode already demonstrated that objective and irrefutable visual evidence -- that is, what any human being can clearly see for himself -- is meaningless to these maniacs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 05:32 PM (H8QX

_______



"How dare you asssult the First Amendment like that, sir!" -- Jim Accoster

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (4t9HO)

288 Trump. Like a BOSS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

289 I had a very bad night of sleep and I'm pretty much stupid today.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)


That pretty much explains me during all of 1985.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (qSCcj)

290 ''I had a very bad night of sleep and I'm pretty much stupid today. ''

Read the whole story. NY Times but still pretty informative. Wexner almost god like influence here in Columbus.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (jm1YL)

291 My client considers this video edited and doctored and other stuff.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (pYQR/)

292

oh my, this is a burn

suck it Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, AOC, and the rest of the scumbags

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (vEIlU)

293 Not backing down.
Outlining new steps to be sure citizenship is counted.

MAGA
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:39 PM (vEIlU)

No, he... we are backing down.

Lets be honest, the questions wasn't about knowing the answer to the question... but rather to discourage illegal aliens from taking the survey. Which would be FINE by me; why should California get rewarded with extra representation and funding for its pro-illegal policies?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Xqo6t)

294 Barr now speaking...

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

295 Here's the vid sans twirker:
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDZkhCYwn0
Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda



He didn't even actually kiss her. It was one of those fake Hollywood wives kisses.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (tH5fk)

296 264 She's a Becky.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 11, 2019 05:40 PM (FUU3d)

Becky's steal men's life force. Or drain it. Either way enjoy feeling like you have mono for a month or 2. Effing Becky.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (13dPG)

297
Can I sue every Leftist for violating norms of decency?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (KC0Xb)

298 Trump. Like a BOSS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)


You can thank Barr for this I bet. He said he had a solution.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (vEIlU)

299 Barr up. Just congratulated PDT on his executive order!

BOOM!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

300 Trump is also an aggressive hand shaker ... which is pretty much the same as gay rape.


Sure people go to the meet and greet and hope to make contact with Trump, but if he actually "contacts" them, it is just like rape. Even air kisses are rape if the woman is black. How dare he.


/s

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Cus5s)

301 Who's norms?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM

***

Soon you will know.

---Rep Omar



Sweet! I know a bunch of broads who need to be beat with broom handles for being uncovered and unaccompanied meat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (HDCbD)

302

Barr talking now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (vEIlU)

303 Somehow Hurricane Barry is going through Pennsylvania to get to Alabama, it is coming down by the bucket full.

you aren't kidding

CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE RAIN!!!

so sick of it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (Rarvo)

304

Wow. I'm happy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (vEIlU)

305 Ha.

Donny Two Scoops is saying, "Fuck it, I am ordering all agencies to provide citizenship data to determine how many citizens and non-citizens we have. We figure we can get data to account for about 90% of everybody here."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (ufFY8)

306 Soon real men will not even go near women with all this crap. So if you even date with a female you are guilty of thinking of raping her. Women will live by themselves and will be poor with no children because men will stay away.... Then blame it on Trump !!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (qM84C)

307 Barr talking now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:44 PM (vEIlU)


IT'S LIKE BEING RAPED ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Alva Johnson at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (Mouru)

308 Not bad looking fora gold diggin whore

Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (6/uwW)

309 Hope Barr pulls out the bagpipes for a rousing finale.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (O8WFE)

310 I want to know WTF leaked the ICE raids AGAIN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

311 He pulled her down and to the left, down and to the left...

Posted by: MAGA at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (2BrFd)

312 Trump right now is giving an Executive Order to go ahead with the census citizenship question.


F you, ABC!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (fm9Fw)

313 Trump is also an aggressive hand shaker ... which is pretty much the same as gay rape.


Back in the early 90s, I almost literally ran into Trump on the sidewalk in NY in front of one of his properties. He is very tall and VERY intimidating looking.


I like that in a president.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (+H0tZ)

314 Well I need to go away for a while.
Mwah mwah.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (2b3Mg)

315 >>DHS
SS admin

wow

what a great idea

- - -
Yes, it is.
Not only for more accurate info, but to make it more of a risk for illegals to get handouts for which they are not eligible.

What's that I hear? Dozens of federal dbs crashing and mysteriously bleachbitting themselves?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

316 Let me show you violations of the norms of decency.

Posted by: Billy Jeff and Epstein, Democrats at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (BRpqW)

317 305
Ha.

Donny Two Scoops is saying, "Fuck it, I am ordering all
agencies to provide citizenship data to determine how many citizens and
non-citizens we have. We figure we can get data to account for about 90%
of everybody here."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (ufFY
All well and good, but it is the census numbers that determines congressional districts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (N39Ws)

318 Barr: No way to litigate the issues in time to carry out the census. Impediment was logistical...not legal.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (cF8AT)

319 This is an egregious outrage! Our democracy is doomed!

Posted by: NPC_11111101 at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (VHuq4)

320 Barr is bringing it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

321 LOL. Barr: "hysterical media." OUCH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

322 Back in the early 90s, I almost literally ran into Trump on the sidewalk in NY in front of one of his properties. He is very tall and VERY intimidating looking.


I like that in a president.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (+H0tZ)

Hater.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (OE84+)

323 I had a very bad night of sleep, and I'm stupid today....

Well Ya, us too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (Ni0F+)

324 lol, he's mocking the fake media now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

325 Soon real men will not even go near women with all
this crap. So if you even date with a female you are guilty of thinking
of raping her. Women will live by themselves and will be poor with no
children because men will stay away.... Then blame it on Trump !!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (qM84C)

====
Only leftist ones, and 300#, purple haired freaks but they were going to be anyway.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

326 Back in the early 90s, I almost literally ran into Trump on the sidewalk in NY in front of one of his properties. He is very tall and VERY intimidating looking.


I like that in a president.


I met him in the late 90s and had the same impression. He seems taller than his official height, and even back then when he was considerably lighter, he "filled the room."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (O8WFE)

327

Barr saying it was never under consideration to add the census question as an EO.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

328 Barr should wear a kilt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

329 Haven't read all the comments but what is also obvious is that he's holding the shoulders so as to carefully avoid any involuntary or accidental breastage contact. Actually shows a great deal of courtesy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (koNhm)

330 in the hysterical mode of the day

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (tyEy7)

331 312 Trump right now is giving an Executive Order to go ahead with the census citizenship question.


F you, ABC!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 05:46 PM (fm9Fw)

No, that's not what he's doing. He will get citizenship and non citizenship information from every gov't agency and they will provide it to the commerce dept.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (cF8AT)

332

He'll see how incompatible the databases are... it's going to be ugly.

Good time to clean it up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (vEIlU)

333 BBC documentary on antiSemitism in Corbyn's Labour party:
https://youtu.be/i3QB4WLPUuo

Posted by: Acoholic Asshole Shut In at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (CPk08)

334 That was so hawt!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (+2ar+)

335 And now Juan gets to make a jackass of himself again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

336 Not wanting your own race eliminated from the country they founded = white supremacist.

"Why won't you shut up and let us replace you with brown people!!! You must be a racist!"

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (q177U)

337
I can't watch right now... Are they or aren't they including a citizenship question on the census?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

338 Somehow Hurricane Barry is going through Pennsylvania to get to Alabama, it is coming down by the bucket full.

you aren't kidding

CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE RAIN!!!

so sick of it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (Rarvo)

At least it's really green everywhere?

I'm glad I got home before the deluge started. It's been so dark since mid-afternoon.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (9hauA)

339

left heads exploding like the 4th of july!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (vEIlU)

340 Ditching 5'6" sock

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (OE84+)

341 Fuck you, John Roberts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (hjaPQ)

342 Wow.

Didn't see that one coming.


We hate this guy.

Posted by: Nanzi and Schmuck at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)

343 Press being petty a-holes for not getting questions

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (G0vdT)

344 By campus rules, she's allowed to change her mind about the "incident" well after the fact. Also, she's entitled to "her truth," so the man (Trump) should be expelled (impeached) forthwith no matter what the video shows.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (hdzef)

345 I can't watch right now... Are they or aren't they including a citizenship question on the census?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)


no, he's pulling actual data from the db's across the gov departments and agencies

more accurate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (vEIlU)

346 Very breastigencial of him.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (tyEy7)

347 All well and good, but it is the census numbers that determines congressional districts.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 05:47 PM (N39Ws)

Not necessarily. It determines 'gross numbers', but if it is determined that non-citizens should NOT be included with respect to apportionment (which is personally my view), then other data can be used to determine how many non-citizens we have.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (ufFY8)

348 The fk is Joy Villa doing there front and center?

She's a grifter. Not good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (O8WFE)

349 Not wanting your own race eliminated from the country they founded = white supremacist.

"Why won't you shut up and let us replace you with brown people!!! You must be a racist!"
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 05:49 PM (q177U)

It's not even that. She's implying that legal immigrants are all white. Which is a joke.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (9hauA)

350 AG "Conservative", Seth Mandel, Allahpundit, David French hardest hit.

Posted by: Ree at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (N3yvc)

351 Barr should wear a kilt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

He's got that bagpipes thing down.

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (OE84+)

352

I heard a few folks cheer as Trump walked away.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (vEIlU)

353 Correct me if I'm wrong (or someone else brought it up), but it sure looks to me like she leaned in towards him.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (di1hb)

354
Somehow Hurricane Barry is going through Pennsylvania to get to Alabama


Much like its namesake.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)

355 He looks like he is just kissing the air by her ear. And she is doing the same by his ear. Also she seems like she is leaning in for it.

Also, yeah, explain how racist Trump is to me again.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (VPvxh)

356 Watched the Terminator film trailer, looks kinda interesting, lots of outrageous stunts. I don't understand the physics of the terminator, it looks like he has a metal liquid body over a terminator skeleton inside? But he can be completely liquid and reform through a window anyway? What's the skeleton for? And why couldn't he just blast through the window, why use the rebar to climb through slowly?

I don't care that its all women, its a movie about super robots and cyborgs in the future, I'll buy that a 98 pound girl can kick ass if she's made of super alloy cyborg parts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (39g3+)

357 Yoo hoo.

Posted by: ROBERTS at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (MAstk)

358 I am disappointed he's not forcing the census issue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AZxMX)

359

nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (vEIlU)

360
no, he's pulling actual data from the db's across the gov departments and agencies

more accurate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (vEIlU)

------

Oh well.

I don't really care about the data or its source - we know the answer is "way too fucking many."

What I wanted to see was direct defiance of the Supreme Court, and that's not happening, so I'm chalking this one up in the "L" column and moving on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

361 The bureaucratic swamp bat signal has been lit: block all collection information for census purposes.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (G0vdT)

362 looks like an end around play straight to the goal line.

Posted by: davo at July 11, 2019 05:52 PM (sMLEE)

363 He looks like he is just kissing the air by her ear. And she is doing the same by his ear. Also she seems like she is leaning in for it.

Also, yeah, explain how racist Trump is to me again.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (VPvxh)

He wants to rape black women, durrh.

/s

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 11, 2019 05:52 PM (9hauA)

364 Bitch be Cray Cray.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2019 05:52 PM (MeM4j)

365 Correct me if I'm wrong (or someone else brought it up), but it sure looks to me like she leaned in towards him.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (di1hb)

She was expecting the peck on the other cheek.

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2019 05:52 PM (OE84+)

366 Also, kissing a women on the cheek is basically the New York City equivalent of "nice to meet you."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 11, 2019 05:52 PM (koNhm)

367 Wow.

Didn't see that one coming.

We hate this guy.
Posted by: Nanzi and Schmuck at July 11, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)


Yes, he's not the typical roll over politician that you expect of republicans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)

368 A Peck or a Bushel,I'd pick the Bush El,weighty matters found wanting.
Biden prefers Hair kisses and shitty policies........

Posted by: saf at July 11, 2019 05:53 PM (5IHGB)

369 338 Somehow Hurricane Barry is going through Pennsylvania to get to Alabama, it is coming down by the bucket full.

you aren't kidding

CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE RAIN!!!

so sick of it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (Rarvo)


It's still up at weatherbell.
Bastardi says the NE will get a big sloppy kiss from Barry ---> next week.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:53 PM (tyEy7)

370 OMG! So RAPEY!!!! IMPEACH!!!!

Posted by: steve walsh at July 11, 2019 05:54 PM (vf96M)

371 368 A Peck or a Bushel,I'd pick the Bush El,weighty matters found wanting.
Biden prefers Hair kisses and shitty policies........

Posted by: saf at July 11, 2019 05:53 PM (5IHGB)


Bush assaulted Angela Merkel.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 11, 2019 05:54 PM (tyEy7)

372 309 Hope Barr pulls out the bagpipes for a rousing finale.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 05:45 PM (O8WFE)

And a Sgian dubh.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 05:55 PM (RD7QR)

373 ), but it sure looks to me like she leaned in towards him.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (di1hb



Yes but watch his lips, he said come here bitch.

And you can't see his left hand in the vid, he was finger banging me without consent.

Posted by: Dat girl at July 11, 2019 05:55 PM (MAstk)

374 What I wanted to see was direct defiance of the Supreme Court, and that's not happening, so I'm chalking this one up in the "L" column and moving on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

This!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:55 PM (AZxMX)

375 Have Fox on but not sure how much longer I can take Juan.
Trump orders all government departments to turn over citizenship data.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:55 PM (BbGew)

376 That was an air kiss.

Besides, why would Trump kiss a black woman. He is a racist after all ? /

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2019 05:56 PM (M+Lyo)

377

Look, you can't just go around pecking innocent POC women on the cheek. It screams ownership and racist sexualizing of the black woman's body. Now, look at the fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker. He's a major, heterosexual, alpha male! You don't see him kissing random black women on the cheek at campaign rallies, do you???

Posted by: imp at July 11, 2019 05:56 PM (uKiy5)

378 HQ's NeverTrumpers hardest hit.
Shares of smug tumble on the news.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 05:56 PM (Dh1wo)

379 I foresee a black robed tyrant issuing an immediate injunction on this data sharing. The left will claim it violates the 72 privacy act.

The left cannot allow an accurate count of citizens be conducted. It would reveal that they have more voters on the roll and voting than citizens present in the districts the control.

And we can't have that, can we?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 11, 2019 05:57 PM (w5jr9)

380

Also, kissing a women on the cheek is basically the New York City equivalent of "nice to meet you."
Posted by: xnycpeasant


Pretty sure that was a Seinfeld episode...

Posted by: imp at July 11, 2019 05:57 PM (uKiy5)

381 The bureaucratic swamp bat signal has been lit: block all collection information for census purposes.
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:51 PM (G0vdT)

Come on, it would take an out of control federal bureaucracy to even think of that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 05:57 PM (AZxMX)

382 A line of a T-storm coming up from Delaware is traveling the long way over me. Has been raining hard since 2pm.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

383 Wow, that means Biden was really rapey with hundreds ofo women !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2019 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

384 She has man cheeks!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 06:01 PM (r+sAi)

385 Juan is a dipshit, so is Ms Alva Johnson. So are the four freshmen WOC (women of congress). So is Expert Tom the Expert of Experts, Allahpundit, Joe "You Lie" Walsh, not "Life's Been Good So Far, Joe Walsh.

Oh yeah, US Womens' National Soccer Team. Grace, Class and Dignity are obviously foreign concepts. YOU are a horrific representation of the United States and a fantastic example of the UGLY AMERICAN. Congrats on your totally expected and unsuprising victory, now GFY's.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 11, 2019 06:02 PM (Hn6S7)

386 omg.. I think I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 11, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

387 That's the kind of guy I used to take out behind the gymnasium and beat the Hell out of.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2019 06:47 PM (2Ia/C)

388 When the backlaah really hits high gear the news media is going to find themselves in deep peril.

Posted by: Anon at July 11, 2019 08:21 PM (yJy4c)

389 #9 FRCP 12 b 9 dismissal material and Rule 11 sanctions for her lawyer being an incompetent boob.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2019 08:23 PM (Y274z)

390 Orange Man Rape!!!!!

Posted by: NPC at July 11, 2019 09:25 PM (ODbpK)

391 Why are we amplifying @notwokieleaks? That account stole the web presence of the original wokieleaks ams block comments that point out he is an imposter.

Posted by: @wokieleaks at July 12, 2019 02:35 PM (5OsqU)

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