Open Thread Until Ace

The old thread was starting to smell like the bottom of CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 01:07 PM




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1 First bisches!!!!

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (Ti9Td)

2 hahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (Ti9Td)

3 good afternoon

Posted by: CN at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (U7k5w)

4 I'm enjoying this too much.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (Ti9Td)

5 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by OregonMuse at 01:07 PM Comments

And how is it that you know how that smells, hmmm?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

6 Yo

Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (MAstk)

7 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.
----

Shame, tears, and Jergen's?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (KUaJL)

8 3 good afternoon
Posted by: CN at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (U7k5w)

It's only 10:08 here. 5 1/2 hours till I can go home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)

9 I better desock.
I just realized there already is a Triumph, here.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (Ti9Td)

10 Willowed: CBS is saying that Obamacare might be struck down by an appeals court

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (+H0tZ)

11 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by OregonMuse at 01:07 PM

I'm just trying to picture a sock drawer big enough to have a floor!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (/+bwe)

12 Desock. Official.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (Ti9Td)

13 7 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.
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Shame, tears, and Jergen's?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (KUaJL)

The original recipe for CBD oil.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

14 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (pPQeR)

15 It's only 10:08 here. 5 1/2 hours till I can go home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)


( *happy sigh* )

It's good to be retired.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (+GhAV)

16 someone should feed ace, force feed if necessary.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (r/xAU)

17 I take it you have a lot of familiarity with said sock drawer?

Posted by: Someguy at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (mX8Vr)

18 10 Willowed: CBS is saying that Obamacare might be struck down by an appeals court

..


Lol

Posted by: ROBERTS at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (MAstk)

19 Did anyone mysteriously find a Pokemon card in your mailbox?

If so, one worth $60,000 got lost in the mail last August.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (qsaBy)

20 I would have been first, but I stopped to read the content.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (YslsA)

21 Isn't the sock drawer the place where CB keeps his D?

Posted by: weew at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (gk7if)

22 Is this Ace's day to get his back shaved?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

23 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (pPQeR)


An Offer He Couldn't...Brains!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (/+bwe)

24 The Federal Court of Apples is in session.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

25 It's good to be retired.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (+GhAV)

Working from home ain't a bad gig either.

Posted by: LOL Get Fuct at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (JCUig)

26 You must mean CBD's laundry hamper. The sock drawer, presumably, has clean socks.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (I5SAg)

27 Amazon spies. I just got an email from Amazon addressed to DR.WTF. WTF?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (aS1PU)

28

Ace's hours are like the pool hours for the caddies in Caddyshack.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (VVr1J)

29 24 The Federal Court of Apples is in session.


What's the core issue?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

30 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.

... and this is a problem, because?

Posted by: Fox in Socks on a Box eating Lox ... at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (LPnfS)

31 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by OregonMuse at 01:07 PM

I'm just trying to picture a sock drawer big enough to have a floor!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM


****

Can you imagine the basement???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (axyOa)

32 I forgot, Camp NaNoWriMo is this month.

3,800 words of story written.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (qsaBy)

33 Willowed: CBS is saying that Obamacare might be struck down by an appeals court
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM

Does that mean I can get out a high-deductible plan now? pretty please?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (/+bwe)

34 The old thread was starting to smell like the bottom of CBD's sock drawer.

..


How bout the top of his underwear drawer?

Posted by: WUT at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (MAstk)

35 The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.


Not the jerksock drawer, surely.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

36 Where's Wicket??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (Dh1wo)

37 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

"Another Typical Day at AoS: Volume 1"

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (XTiHL)

38 A very touching devotional about the importance of the community of faith in the life of a woman who had a brain tumor. Kind concern and actions make a difference!:

https://tinyurl.com/y3h7qwx4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (+0VWg)

39 Is this Ace's day to get his back shaved?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Palms.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (Ti9Td)

40 Jaws. . . is real!



https://twitter.com/Yellowbusdecals/status/

1148924954764648451

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

41 Would you, could you, in a sock?

I would yes, could yes, in a sock
I would yes, could yes, stick my cock

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

42 CBS is saying that Obamacare might be struck down by an appeals court

Does that mean the taxes associated with it will be refunded?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (i0ykY)

43 If ObamaCare gets struck down, BCBSSC is not going to be making money hand over fist from it.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (I5SAg)

44 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?



Take the Cannoli, Leave the Brains.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (axyOa)

45 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (pPQeR)


Deadfellas

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (2DOZq)

46 Lin-duh
San Antonio used to be good. I was born there. Times change and often not for the better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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_ grew up there, never going back except to visit friends and family.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (9iLHi)

47 Is this one going to stay, or disappear like the other one?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (xfb67)

48 That sidebar story about the girl selling bathwater? She's super cute but there's definitely something broken in her.

44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

Well by that point the zombies should all be wiped out, so maybe a heist while the chaos subsides?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (39g3+)

49
Where's Wicket??


Posted by: andycanuck


He'll be back at 3:00 all like omg I thought I posted the thing.
Sorry guys. Not sorry.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (Ti9Td)

50 The old thread was starting to smell like the bottom of CBD's sock drawer.

The only thing I know about CBD's sock drawer is that there are no red ones in it.

So, OM, how would you describe its bouquet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (2ZccL)

51 3,800 words of story written.
Posted by: Anna Puma

It would appear that IRL, I'm a "professional writer" who does "articles." I just finished something today that is almost 3900 words. I average about 8000 a month.



Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (+H0tZ)

52 37 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

"Another Typical Day at AoS: Volume 1"
Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (XTiHL)

Farewell, My Brain Cells

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

53 Think I'll take an early nap. Wake me if Ace shows up, mkay?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (LtSaI)

54 Does that mean I can get out a high-deductible plan now? pretty please?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (/+bwe)


I have a high-deductible plan, right now. I'm paying 300% more for it than for the lower deductible plan I had before BarkyCare, that was dissolved when BarkyCare came online to force me into shittier, more expensive plans every year.

And my high-deductible plan doesn't cover 100% after the deductible, on top of it. But I got a much narrower network to work with, so there's that ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (bOCwl)

55 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (1XAal)

56 So how do I hit F5 on this thing?

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (Izzlo)

57 My mailman keeps mixing up my mail with one street over same number. Yesterday, I went to the post office to pick up a package that they tried to deliver when I was gone and the guy brought out a package for one street over, same number. So apparently, they don't bother with street names at all. Also, he looked at my driver's license and the card to determine it was me and then handed me a package addressed to a very different name.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (nRWPy)

58 Take the Cannoli, Leave the Brains.

Posted by: Diogenes


Stop right there.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (Ti9Td)

59 Can't wait for the argument: One disctrict court judge in Hawaii can control national immigration law.

A three judge court of appeal panel cannot strike Obamacare.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (wGbBR)

60

https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (U2rG9)

61 25 It's good to be retired.

..


Fuk dat.

Posted by: RBG at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (MAstk)

62 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

The Mystery of the St. Valentines Day Massacre ... and Re-Animation!

Posted by: Adriane the Novel Title Critic ... at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (LPnfS)

63 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)

64 I came up with the idea of a Game of Thrones-style big scale fantasy novel based on the Godfather, but I don't want to write it. Someone should though, would be easy to turn the various crime families into rival barons vying for the throne or something like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (39g3+)

65 56 >>> Alt-F4

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (xfb67)

66 Wicket got stuck somewhere?

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (I5SAg)

67 14 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (pPQeR)

Bad Day for Dying

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (bcbK8)

68 My mailman keeps mixing up my mail with one street over same number. Yesterday, I went to the post office to pick up a package that they tried to deliver when I was gone and the guy brought out a package for one street over, same number. So apparently, they don't bother with street names at all. Also, he looked at my driver's license and the card to determine it was me and then handed me a package addressed to a very different name.
Posted by: dagny
--------
Are you in SW Austin too????

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (9iLHi)

69 If ObamaCare gets struck down, BCBSSC is not going to be making money hand over fist from it.


I was with BCBS of MI. Before the last election, my agent basically told me that their CEO said Trump must get elected or they could go out of business.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+H0tZ)

70 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?


"Leave The Gun, Take The Braaaaaiinnnsss"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

71 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

-
Deadfellas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

72 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

"Dead Guys On Ice"

You can also use this title for a zombie skating-show story.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+GhAV)

73 I admit to being curious as to how OM is familiar with CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (Z4rgH)

74 ah merde II.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

75 63 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)

"Slowly I turned, inch by inch..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (bcbK8)

76 Good Twitchy thread about "The Expert" being his usual asshole self complaining about those icky pro-lifers ruining the conservative movement. Even NTer Jay Cost gave him shit over it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

77 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

-
Deadfellas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Who are you , Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (2DOZq)

78 "The old thread was starting to smell like the bottom of CBD's sock drawer."

So, now you're odor shaming? Hater!--Spokesxir For Pungent Socks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (m79Dg)

79 https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (U2rG9)

still not falling for it.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (r/xAU)

80 Deadfellas

Posted by: Can't resist temptation[

Ok these are good.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (Ti9Td)

81 Deadfellas

Perfect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (39g3+)

82 Kamala pays good lip service.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)

83 Dang it Willow

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (U2rG9)

84 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?

oh God yes, dagny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (Rarvo)

85 So what happened to cancerous sugary drinks? Its like I've dropped acid trying to keep up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (2LelM)

86 I have only been to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. It was very nice.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (I5SAg)

87 Whops and Dead-o's

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (xfb67)

88 65 56 >>> Alt-F4
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (xfb67)

Not nice!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)

89 hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
Posted by: Geoff Flakey

--

The Undeadables.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (YslsA)

90 I have a high-deductible plan, right now. I'm paying 300% more for it than for the lower deductible plan I had before BarkyCare, that was dissolved when BarkyCare came online to force me into shittier, more expensive plans every year.


And my high-deductible plan doesn't cover 100% after the deductible, on top of it. But I got a much narrower network to work with, so there's that ...



Do not get me started on that. I was grandfathered into an excellent policy that was cancelled.


Obamacare meant $300 extra A MONTH, but don't worry, your previously out of pocket $150 gyn exam is free.




Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (+H0tZ)

91 "Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny"


I went a lot in the 90's when my brother lived in Buffalo and it was definitely true then. I heard there has been some development on the US side so not sure now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

92 xipe, still love you, but know you can play mean.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (r/xAU)

93 Taylor,

Be thankful Cosplay Bathwater Grrl ran out of bathwater... if only 5% of her 4 million followers ponied up $30 plus I guess $5 in shipping. She would have netted $7 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (qsaBy)

94 Are you in SW Austin too????
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (9iLHi)

People's Republic of Alexandria Va

(Hi, Weasel)

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (nRWPy)

95 63 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'

---------------------

Better view of the falls.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (5NMZN)

96 ages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
-
Deadfellas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Who are you , Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (2DOZq)

Ordinarily, I'd say that Who Are You, Amy Schumer? would be a great title, but I think she'd get some royalties out of it. So, no....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (m79Dg)

97 we need to give Jordan the aos rule book, quit playing mean with her!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (r/xAU)

98 Once Upon a Time in Zombie Land.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

99 Guys and Doll Like Corpses

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (xfb67)

100 *sniff* *sniff*

not exactly spring fresh in here either...

Anyone got a can of Febreze?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (so+oy)

101 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?


You can see more on the Canadian side, but the US side is a park.

Also... they have put in new LED lighting, and if you're there in the evening, they turn it on and it's kind of cool.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (+H0tZ)

102 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better

I was a tad under the influence at the time? There are 2 sides?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (3gwtv)

103 And my high-deductible plan doesn't cover 100% after the deductible, on top of it. But I got a much narrower network to work with, so there's that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM

I'm going to an optometrist tomorrow for the first time in three years. She is covered by the plan AND a retired colleague recommended her.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (/+bwe)

104 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM


There's really nothing to go over.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (2ZccL)

105 "Deadfellas" has got some real potential.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (pPQeR)

106 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

Mo Green

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (Boy/L)

107 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?
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Headless in Seattle
Ellery Brain

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (Dh1wo)

108 63 dagny the canuck side looks towards the falls, the New York side you're on top of the falls and see them from the side and you can ride the Maid of the Mist as well as climb the cave of winds, I think.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (a4qVe)

109 Gangsters versus Zombies?

Pieces of the Action.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (qsaBy)

110
djia broke 27K?

Thanks obama and obama's best friend joe biden!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (VVr1J)

111 Fredo's Revenge

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (xfb67)

112 ok a question, I had a house fall through in TX (fast sale)

if TX doesn't work out how does Tennessee look anyone live there? will I stick out like a sore thumb?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (r/xAU)

113 Screw Ilhan Omar. Tucker did nothing wrong.

I abhor these twisted, shit-stirring propagandists.
*SPIT*

Posted by: LeftyMagnet at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (L9h2o)

114 44 pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?

"Another Typical Day at AoS: Volume 1"
Posted by: DanMan


Dawn of the Deadarinos
Hey, Vinnie, Stop Eating My Gabagoosh
GoodGools
The Ghoulfaddah

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (DrqHq)

115 Also... they have put in new LED lighting, and if you're there in the evening, they turn it on and it's kind of cool.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (+H0tZ)


ace is working on a new post about a Swedish study that proves that LED lighting gives you cancer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (bOCwl)

116 Goodfells kinda WAS Deadfellas.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (Ti9Td)

117 Aren't the socks in the sock drawer supposed to be clean? Just sayin'.

Posted by: West at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (2taY5)

118


Noog

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (VVr1J)

119 91 "Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny"


I went a lot in the 90's when my brother lived in Buffalo and it was definitely true then. I heard there has been some development on the US side so not sure now.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

Ok, I asked my mom but she hadn't been since the 40s or 50s.
My son is the starting center for his varsity football team and they're doing an exhibition game in early sep there. Thought it would be fun to go for the hell of it. Maybe get a "honeymoon" room and download the kama sutra.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (nRWPy)

120
pages into my hardboiled gangsters-meet-zombies novel. Title suggestions?


Scarf Face.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)

121
"Deadfellas" has got some real potential.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 11, 2019 01:19 PM (pPQeR)

Wouldn't that be "UnDeadfellas"?

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

122 97 we need to give Jordan the aos rule book, quit playing mean with her!
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:18 PM (r/xAU)

I'm super gullible. And Ace is back.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)

123 and you can ride the Maid of the Mist as well as climb the cave of winds

you access those also from the CA side

the US side doesn't have much to do, it's fine. kind of blah?

but the CA side is way way better

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 01:21 PM (Rarvo)

124 Also I escaped the barrel.

Mayhem!


Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 01:21 PM (gmo/4)

125 gangsters-meet-zombies

Dead Side Story

Don of the Dead

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2019 01:21 PM (JFO2v)

126 Jordon, I was too, I finally learned, well mostly.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:21 PM (r/xAU)

127 Really, I have no idea how to refresh comments on this keypad

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 11, 2019 01:21 PM (Izzlo)

128 sugar shaming nood back up

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 01:22 PM (DrqHq)

129 I get sick scrolling too fast, so no rides/boats. Inner ear thing.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:22 PM (nRWPy)

130 > I was with BCBS of MI. Before the last election, my agent basically told me that their CEO said Trump must get elected or they could go out of business.
Right. If the insurance companies were really making money on Obamacare they wouldn't be pulling out of every state where they can get away with it.
Basically, unless a particular state has a VERY LARGE number of non-Obamacare policies to offset the Obamacare losses, the company is outta there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 01:23 PM (JUUk1)

131
Scarf Face.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)

literally snorted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 01:23 PM (AURKQ)

132 Holy hell Trump just ruins people:

https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/1149287089101520896

For those wise of you who do not clicky the Twatter linkys:

Washington Post Opinions:

No matter how you look at it, "The Lion King" is a film that introduces us to a society where the weak have learned to worship at the feet of the strong."


HANDS HANDS ALL OVER THE PLACE

No one tell them about Hamlet.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 11, 2019 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

133 63 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (nRWPy)


I've been twice, but only visited the US side so I really can't say which is better. Everything costs money (you are free, you have to pay for the car). New York even hits you up on a couple of tolls coming and going to the falls. Get out and walk around if you go, the raw power of the falling water is impressive and you can get pretty close to the water. I heard a month or so back that New York was going to turn off the American side again to do some bridge work. Don't know when that is supposed to happen.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 11, 2019 01:24 PM (kUmUV)

134 LOLGF by your own rules, btchezzzzz!

https://twitter.com/JuliaCarmel__/status/
1148951675547336704

Blocking people on social media --- esp as women, typically subjected to an avalanche of hateful and misogynistic speech online --- is not a violation of their First Amendment rights. None of us have a constitutional right to use someone's Twitter to abuse them.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

135 132 Holy hell Trump just ruins people:

https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/1149287089101520896

For those wise of you who do not clicky the Twatter linkys:

Washington Post Opinions:

No matter how you look at it, "The Lion King" is a film that introduces us to a society where the weak have learned to worship at the feet of the strong."


HANDS HANDS ALL OVER THE PLACE

No one tell them about Hamlet.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 11, 2019 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

That's, like, a hundred years old.
And written by white men, so...ya know...they can't even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:24 PM (bcbK8)

136 Who has been to Niagara Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
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Yes, and yes although hitting Ft Erie on the American side and Ft George on the Canadian side is recommended for history buffs. (The forts and not the NYS city.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 01:25 PM (Dh1wo)

137 Horde has tight book title game

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK8)

138 That's, like, a hundred years old.
And written by white men, so...ya know...they can't even.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:24 PM (bcbK


I must say that when The Lion King came out I was impressed that Disney found a way to copyright Shakespeare.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 11, 2019 01:26 PM (mf5HN)

139 Who has been to Niagara Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
********
Better if you walk & go Step By Step, Inch By Inch & slowly turn

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 01:27 PM (BqBId)

140 >>HANDS HANDS ALL OVER THE PLACE

No one tell them about Hamlet.




Um. . . Is that a new Beyoncé song, this "Hamlet" you speak of? Yaz Queen Bey, we R notworthy!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

141 Sorry, Ft Erie town in Ontario not NYS.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 01:30 PM (Dh1wo)

142 I must say that when The Lion King came out I was impressed that Disney found a way to copyright Shakespeare.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 11, 2019 01:26 PM (mf5HN)

To be fair, everyone else in the industry also lacks originality.

Posted by: Someguy at July 11, 2019 01:30 PM (mX8Vr)

143 That's, like, a hundred years old.
And written by white men, so...ya know...they can't even.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 01:24 PM (bcbK

I must say that when The Lion King came out I was impressed that Disney found a way to copyright Shakespeare.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around



About that....

Posted by: Kimba the White Lion at July 11, 2019 01:31 PM (nEOLy)

144 LOLGF again with your own rules:

@JessicaValenti

A Republican running for governor in Mississippi refused a female reporter access to a campaign ride-along unless she was accompanied by a male colleague. Super normal country. . .


And many tweets later Valenti still does not get what's happening here.

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/

1149027029792231424

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

145 To be fair, everyone else in the industry also lacks originality.
Posted by: Someguy


Hey! We sing!

Posted by: West Side Story at July 11, 2019 01:32 PM (nEOLy)

146 104 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM


I lived in Buffalo for 7 years ubtil about '85, worked for a time at a restaurant that was kittycorner to the US side park.

Yes, the Canadian side was better. Better view of the falls, and Niagara falls downtown was a poorly policed (as in the sense of cleaning up trash) ghost town. The Canadian side was very capitalist - garish but well lit and clean, and had all the best hotels and restaurants
(Aside from the place I worked, which was one of the best restaurants I ever worked in.)



Posted by: West at July 11, 2019 01:33 PM (2taY5)

147 LOLGF again with your own rules:

@JessicaValenti

A Republican running for governor in Mississippi refused a female reporter access to a campaign ride-along unless she was accompanied by a male colleague. Super normal country. . .

And many tweets later Valenti still does not get what's happening here.



Offer the reporter a choice between Anthony Weiner, Bubba Clinton, Al Franken, Filthy Bob Filner or Epstein. Or Weinstein. Or Les Moomves. Or Matt Lauer. Or Delaware's own Joe Biden.

Posted by: I love my job at July 11, 2019 01:35 PM (nEOLy)

148 Breaking > Jeffery Epstein's legal teal proposing 77 million bail for his release.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 11, 2019 01:36 PM (BsCoj)

149 If the Epstein thing has been opened as a Dem reaction to the Mueller nothing, Wouldn't it stand to reason that they would have hand-picked the Federal agents who cleaned out his safe in order to make sure anything incriminating on Bill, Hillary or any other Dem VIP would be purged? It's not like the FBI isn't still loaded with Dem operatives.

Posted by: MLCross at July 11, 2019 01:43 PM (U4bcd)

150
I was under the impression Ace was going to hire a ghost writer as part of the Ace of Spade Global Initiative?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 11, 2019 03:10 PM (1hM1d)

151 104 Who has been to Niagra Falls and is it true the Kanuck side is 'better'?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM

Late to the thread but:

Better view of the Falls from the Canadian side. The Canadian side is like a big Ripley's Believe it or Not, and ugly as all heck.

Go to Niagara on the Lake for charm if you end up in Canada.

The American side you get MUCH closer to the Falls (there are actually phones and warning signs for possible jumpers). The park is fantastic, in addition to the bridal veil and the overlook, go to Goat Island and Three Sister's Island. You can wander down away from the Falls to the Devil's Hole and see all the whirlpools.

The teeny-tiny downtown of NF, NY is MUCH cleaner than it used to be, and right on top of the park. (The shopping is far away from the Falls, and where all the Canadians go to spend their loonies.)

Maid of the Mist no longer exists on the Canadian side (it is called something else now), just on the American side, and you want to do the Cave of Winds (also American side).

Have a great trip!

Posted by: Ann at July 11, 2019 03:44 PM (NDO5Q)

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