The Morning Report - 07/11/19

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Good morning kids. Thursday and all sorts of things to cover so let's get to it. First up, L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN continues with Labor Secretary Alex Acosta coming out swinging in his own defense about the plea deal he brokered as a DA with convicted pedophile Democrat billionaire donor Jeffrey Epstein. It turns out that the original deal was being handled by another DA by the name of Barry Krischer who, get this, wanted to let Epstein skate scot-free, uncharged and unprosecuted. Why, how in the world can that be, you might ask. As the great Daniel Greenfield elucidates in FrontPage Mag,

...The former Palm Beach County State Attorney had made national news three times during his career. Once when he went after Rush Limbaugh, then after Ann Coulter, two Republicans, and when, after being handed the case of Epstein, a co-founder of the Clinton Global Initiative, he gave him a pass. Barry Krischer is a Democrat. Jeffrey Epstein is a billionaire donor to Democrats...

...But why did Epstein get a pass from the feds? Acosta allegedly told Trump transition officials that he had been told to back off Epstein. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence' and to leave it alone," he allegedly said..."

There's a lot more to the story that will definitely put things into much sharper focus as well as curdle your guts, so do read the whole thing. Along with another story underscoring Krischer's involvement, I include one from the Daily Caller that is somewhat less kind to Acosta just for the sake of balance. But the bottom line for me in all of this is, however Acosta may have handled or perhaps mishandled the case, this is all a lot of smoke and mirrors in an effort to distract from the salient point of who and what Jeffrey Epstein is and who were his friends and benefactors, both in terms of money and sadly in the underage flesh of now-destroyed lives.

For at least a decade, the Democrat-Left-Media Complex knew full well who Epstein was and what he did, mostly because they were accomplices and benefactors, willing or otherwise, to and of his corruption. And yet they kept their mouths shut, covered this up or, failing that, dismissed all of it as old news of no significance. But now that a new set of charges, as well as the reexamination of the plea deal in light of prosecutorial malfeasance irrespective of which DA is responsible, has surfaced, they are all scrambling around like the filthy cockroaches they are and pointing their collective fingers at the most convenient and obvious target out there: President Trump directly and indirectly via his Labor Secretary. As I have stated in this column since Monday, like everything else that they have tried, this too is going to fail to bring him down, and I believe spectacularly so. Unlike everything else, this is not a pre-planned smear campaign; it's totally being done on the fly in what is likely the most massive, widespread panic-stricken CYA effort throughout the Democrat-Left underworld. Bill Clinton's hastily written hostage note is a tell, as was the bilge emanating yesterday from Cuck Schemer's clattering sewer grate of a maw.

Oh yes, Senator Schemer. You gladly, eagerly, willingly and with a smile on your mug received thousands in donations, and perhaps with a little extra "sugar" on the side, from the world's most expensive pimp yet uncharacteristically said absolutely nothing until Epstein got pinched at Teterboro this past weekend. Your unmitigated gall to stand in the well of Senate and demand Acosta resign or that the President fire him is just shatteringly radiant. Much as Chiquita Khruschev's absolute brain-dead ignorance makes me crazy, you disgust me no end and have done so for decades. I know there's scuttlebutt that she might try to primary your sagging flabby keister, unlikely as that outcome may be. But how sweet would it be if pictures of your mass of hairy, Lucien Freud-inspired naked-fleshy-mass-on-an-ottoman surfaced as you attempted the old in-out on a pre-pubescent sex slave? Meh, New York is lost anyway so I'd be cool with that trade off. Then, the SDNY can prosecute you for statutory rape-rape and send you off to Sing-Sing where your cake-hole can finally be silenced due to it's being on the receiving end of Lemonjello's ministrations, if you get my meaning. G-d, how I so loathe the utter waste of humanity that is Chuck Schumer.

To wrap this up, the Dems think yet again that they can turn a potential calamity into lemonade and use Epstein to take down Trump. Again, if they continue to go after the President and Alex Acosta, who seemingly has steel in his spine and is defending himself staunchly, they are going to expose things that perhaps will underscore and even be more shocking than the worst political crime in US history, the attempted coup on President Trump and the overthrow of the 2016 election itself. In fact, I believe what's in Epstein's head and perhaps on videotape and bank records in his residences and vaults is the tip of the iceberg in revealing even more of the corruption of the power elite of our government and possibly in other countries as well. Yes, Angela Merkel might have the hippy-hippy shakes these days, but isn't it kind of funny how Brennan, Clapper and Comey are suddenly quite silent since last weekend? Stay tuned.

Down to THE CRISIS AT THE BORDER we go where there are reports that the delayed mass roundup of upwards of a million dead-ender illegal aliens is now on again starting this weekend. I hope Ken Cuccinelli and the President as well as others at DHS, CBP and ICE can just plug the leaks, fire the traitors and press on with the arrest and deportations, lawsuits and hacks-in-black be damned. Let them file lawsuits after they've been repatriated, preferably as far south as the Ross Ice Shelf if not farther. As leader of anti-American entity Californa, Gavin Tiresome has officially declared free healthcare for illegal aliens, which Betsy McCaughey rightly warns that if Tio Azucar and open borders happen, the entire third world will decamp here to become registered Democrats. And with warnings about the crime wave that results with no immigration enforcement, you'll be happy to know that Kevin McCarthy and 140 others in the captive House have joined with their hostage-takers and voted to outsource American jobs. The GOP cannot be wiped out soon enough. And yes, abolishing ICE would be sheer madness, but look at what almost everyone is espousing in the Democrat Party.

DEMOCRAT SCANDAL SHEET & OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED ANTI-SEMITISM: As if we didn't know, the great Mollie Hemingway's new book reveals that Christine Blasey-Ford's scrubbing - with a cloth - of her social media presence and her entire schtick was pre-planned with the assistance of Dianne Feinstein's team well in advance of her revolting performance to take down Brett Kavanaugh, and a North Carolina Democrat tries pulling a grade-school routine of letting a kid in line go in front of you and then him allowing you to do the same, only with thousands of dollars in hinky home sale. Meh, it's a Democrat. And lastly, Israeli film big wig and Dem donor Haim Saban is not down with Sandersnista's and Toothy McBigTits' anti-Israel garbage. Careful, bubbie, or you'll never work in that town again.

CLINTON-OBAMA COUP & MUELLER DECEPTION: More revelations of how the Steele-Clinton phony dossier became the touchstone for abuse, investigation sez Seth Rich conspiracy theories are Russky-generated, and Matt Gaetz rips the Dem strategery about the Mueller Report.

POLITICS: It's now open warfare between Chiquita Khruschev and Palsi Pelosi, the former accusing the old bat of being a racist and the latter telling her to talk to the bony hand, poll shows both Trump and shockingly Joe Bidet on the rise, BET's Robert Johnson disgusted with the far left trajectory of the Dems. Meh, if he didn't know by now, he will never, never, never know... etc., Trump praises Home Depot founder and blasts the insane calls to boycott, which are insane since Bernie Marcus hasn't been at the company for years, Cocaine Mitch's challenger just pissed off her own base, Fauxca-Has-Been on the warpath against newcomer Tom Styrene, so-called "Justice Democrats" on the warpath with the DSCC over who will run against Susan Collins, and two essays on just how utterly off the deep end the Dems are.

FIRST AMENDMENT & FAKE NEWS FAKERY: Tucker Carlson is 1,000% dead right about Bro-Fo Omar, out of control judiciary screwing with the President about Twitter hecklers while Louis Farakkkan gets a free pass from Jack Dorsey, Minnesota city meeting attempts to dump the Pledge of Allegiance but the citizens react, and the editor-in-chief of a Catholic organ resigns in disgust over what the church has become.

GUNS: Background checks on the rise in 2019 as Coonman's gun-grabbing attempt in Virginia backfires.

ABORTION: Brit woman sues NHS for not telling her while pregnant that the child had Downs Syndrome and letting her kill it in utero. Isn't abortion "haram?" Where are the sharia sheriffs?

FOREIGN DESK: Day-Ending-in-Y Dept. as Farsis blather about "IKEEELYOU!" Yankee pig-dog, freaky reports surfacing about sunken Russian sub, Angela Merkel on shaky ground with her health, three UK Labour lawmakers ankle party over its Joo-hatred, on Boris Johnson, right on about US energy dominance and Michael Ledeen on the death of the international think tanks. If only.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS: John Stossel with a report about feral bureaucracies persecuting citizenry, Rick Scott is serious about cutting the spending and borrowing, and your tax dollars at work, aka petty graft. Multiply that by thousands of bureaucrats and you get the picture.

THE ECONOMY: Bernardo Sandersnista has a hate on for McDonald's as it reacts as any company would to government meddling, Kamala-Toe's racialist housing scheme, and the Boeing Max fiasco underscores why we need to make things here.

CRIME & PUNISHMENT: How the US Justice system can and does persecute the innocent. Hello, Paul Manafort and Michael Flynn.

HEALTHCARE: Two links related to the recent decision that opens the door for Obamacare repeal.

EDUCATION: Holocaust-denying Florida principal reassigned, sadly not to the center of Kilauea via a Pinochet helicopter ride.

RED GREENS: Boob and Boobier launch Climate Emergency resolution, journalist flips out when real scientist drops truth bomb on her, group wants NASA to nix a dubious "consensus of scientists" stat, and as predicted, Cuomo's meddling leaves New York in a natural gas shortage.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS: Pity the poor American woman, and maybe it's better to just burn the books rather than have what's happening in the second story.

HITHER & YON: Palate-cleanser about church doing good works, Humberto Fontova rips Kaepernick, controversy about some game called Cuphead, the prescience of the 2001 flick 15 Minutes, the APA is gone and a look back at the life and legacy of Ross Perot, who died earlier this week at 89.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:57 AM




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1 Persistence pays

Posted by: IanDeal at July 11, 2019 07:57 AM (vgGyZ)

2 Th

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 11, 2019 07:57 AM (Ivncb)

3 First

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2019 07:57 AM (onMxx)

4 morning double J

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2019 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

5 Mornin'....

Posted by: TXMarko at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (QGLI4)

6 Just Love More, Hate Less, Motherfuckers!

Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (UdKB7)

7 Crap

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (onMxx)

8 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

9 Hey horde. Top tennish. Whooot!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (rUZeM)

10 top 10ish?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 11, 2019 07:58 AM (8D42x)

11 if I hadn't gotten coffee, I had a shot at first.

I also probably would have left a trail of bodies behind me but...

anyways, now I'm ready to have the BP spike from the wealth of news JJ has collected for us.

thanks again for all you do.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 11, 2019 07:59 AM (8D42x)

12 Good morning!

Saw a clip of Kamala Harris where she called Trump "predatory" twice.

I hate these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 07:59 AM (bDqIh)

13 I am Boot!

Posted by: Max Boot at July 11, 2019 08:00 AM (oVJmc)

14 Good Morning Morons

LOL, up-Chuck I saw what you did there.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

15 Oh, almost forgot.




Happy Birthday, J.J.!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:00 AM (cqNba)

16 'there are reports that the delayed mass roundup of upwards of a million dead-ender illegal aliens is now on again starting this weekend'

Yeah right. And monkeys might fly out of AOC's butt.

Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 08:01 AM (UdKB7)

17 Good Morning Ya'll.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 11, 2019 08:01 AM (/m20U)

18 O sure make me worry,
Is J.J sick? Is he in the hospital? Did his wife tell him its Us or her? Was he rounded up by internet social justice warriors?


This is how it goes for blog wives.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:02 AM (r/xAU)

19 The Firsty First of July doggone it.

Posted by: saf at July 11, 2019 08:02 AM (5IHGB)

20 Florida Principal Reassigned After Refusing to Say "Holocaust is a Factual, Historical Event"

Empirical facts are so exclusionary.

Posted by: Max Boot at July 11, 2019 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

21 " And monkeys might fly out of AOC's butt."


I would pay good money to see that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

22 icky sock

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

23 Haha. There I was ONT reading and thought let me grab a cup o Joe... rookie mistake - again.

Thanks JJ as always for the spot on commentary and the news that really matters. And good morning Horde!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 11, 2019 08:04 AM (+ldAm)

24 So now I'm supposed to believe that Acosta was the DA handling Eppie? (the alphabet newz)...

Yeah, sure. Pull the other one.

Morning, y'all! Looks like the forecasts are settling down, and SE Texas will miss out on most of the storm. Hope those in it's path take heed...

Coffeve for all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:04 AM (6qErC)

25 'I would pay good money to see that.'

It's about as likely as a million invaders being deported. I don't expect anything except more of the same.

Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 08:05 AM (UdKB7)

26 As leader of anti-American entity Californa, Gavin Tiresome has officially declared free healthcare for illegal aliens

If this is being subsidized by federal money Trump needs to cut off all
federal money to CA and send federal marshals to arrest that
communist bastard.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2019 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

27 >>It's now open warfare between Chiquita Khruschev and Palsi Pelosi

It's entertaining to see AOC pull her victim shtick on Pelosi.

AOC was recruited by the Justice Democrats and Brand New Congress org, as in, she's been gunning to clear out Pelosi and her crew from the get-go.

In fact, the Justice Democrats spokesman openly declared war on Pelosi and team around the time AOC and pals were sworn it.

AOC is no victim, she's the instigator, the younger sibling who picks a fight with the older one and then wails to mem when older sibling punches back.

However, Pelosi will get no sympathy from me. This is what you get when you gin up the hate for white people, and even zone in on hating white women after the 2016 election (they elected Trump, you see, so they ae the worst!). That hate comes back at you. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:06 AM (bDqIh)

28 What did Schumer know, and when did he know it about Epstein?

Has he denied knowing, meeting or communicating with him in any way either himself or through staff or his campaign?

The man is throwing up a smokescreen of hyperbole against others for a reason...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:06 AM (VpIIl)

29 DEMOCRAT SCANDAL SHEET & OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED ANTI-SEMITISM: As if we didn't know, the great Mollie Hemingway's new book reveals that Christine Blasey-Ford's scrubbing - with a cloth - of her social media presence and her entire schtick was pre-planned with the assistance of Dianne Feinstein's team well in advance of her revolting performance to take down Brett Kavanaugh
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wow, they sink so low, I would hope one of these times they can't find their way back out of the hole.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:06 AM (r/xAU)

30 I like the bold for the topics, JJ.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (MvqP8)

31 Watching this idiotic twitter "journalist" fight for her religious views of Mommy Gaia by denying science is unbelievable. She's so upset no one recognizes her "expertise" after "five and a half years" covering the "climate beat". Also, she claims to have a "journalism degree", whatever the hell that is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (cyuo5)

32 Gavin Tiresome has officially declared free healthcare for illegal aliens"

Wasn't that in JJ's news a month or so ago? Cali taxpayers voted for this, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (6qErC)

33 Egghead and pudgy fatboy Karl ROve is now writing a weakly advice column in the WSJ for Democrats.

Shirt version is he wants them to lay low on the extreme rhetoric and then use Biden as a Trojan Horse.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (VpIIl)

34 I'm thrilled to see ItsAGundam in the sidebar, I've been a huge fan for about a year. He's really blown up. The puppet Billy even has his own Twitter account. Can't recommend enough.


ItsAGundam Youtube channel: https://tinyurl.com/y2tbjedp


ItsAGundam Twitter: https://tinyurl.com/yy5cn8dr


BillyReeWilliam Twitter: https://tinyurl.com/y3rccccb


He builds/paints the Gundam robots as a hobby and has a dedicated Youtube channel for that (ItsAGunpla - demonetization probs on his main channel, go figure): https://tinyurl.com/y6gvvx4y

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (rnXGe)

35 Morning again all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 08:07 AM (HDCbD)

36 why did Epstein get a pass from the feds? Acosta allegedly told Trump transition officials that he had been told to back off Epstein. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence'

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This would truly make a great book.

that I hope it will be written soon-ish

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:08 AM (r/xAU)

37 I watched the local news last night and heard Baltimore officials loudly declare they wouldn't aid any ICE officials. Guess they need those guys pouring the concrete at the water main break over by the Ravens' stadium.

Posted by: no good deed at July 11, 2019 08:08 AM (MmFTx)

38 There could be direct and clear evidence that Bill and Hillary Clinton eat babies imported from Mexico and the imbeciles of the media would start shrieking about how this will lead to Trump's removal from office.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 08:08 AM (JgA4k)

39 Saw a clip of Kamala Harris where she called Trump "predatory" twice.
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Be vewy vewy quiet....I'm hunting dicks to advance myself....

Posted by: Kamala Fudd at July 11, 2019 08:08 AM (vg8iE)

40 I like the bold for the topics, JJ."

Indeed. Very "newzish" (but I do like it)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:08 AM (6qErC)

41 I saw Planetary Catastrophe open for Confederate Railroad in 2008.

Posted by: freaked, I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough at July 11, 2019 08:09 AM (UdKB7)

42 he had been told to back off Epstein. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence'

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I bet in a way it's true. Imagine the information he probably has on lots of big name political players.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:09 AM (MvqP8)

43 why did Epstein get a pass from the feds?"

'Cause it was an FL case?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (6qErC)

44 Re: Church pays of medical bills - Have David French, Allahpundit, Joe Scarborough and the rest of the evangelical-hating twitter cucks commented on this? How about Whoopi?

Oh right, the only kind of help they value/validate is that provided by the government. Someone please inform that church that they did it wrong - if the really cared they would have pressured the state to pay off those bills!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (bDqIh)

45 " Guess they need those guys pouring the concrete at the water main break over by the Ravens' stadium."

This one?

https://cbsloc.al/2YHYk1j

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (cqNba)

46 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (Uxn4J)

47 Anon a mouse,
You going to the TxMoMe?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (9iLHi)

48 However, Pelosi will get no sympathy from me.

She gets none from me either, but I'm waiting for the day Robert Creamer's creation "Antifa" turns on Democrats and attacks them for a change. We all know commies hate small ideological deviances more than anything else, and Nanzi Palsi/Jan Schakowsky won't stay safe from their mob creation forever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (cyuo5)

49 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

From ONT, thanks for the pointer, it loaded without a problem second time anyhow, but I'm glad I went back and read it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (AZxMX)

50
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2019 08:11 AM (ceIDk)

51 I can picture Schumer looking down his nose and over his glasses to leer at a 14-year-old sex slave.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 08:11 AM (JgA4k)

52 "From ONT, thanks for the pointer, it loaded without a problem second time anyhow, but I'm glad I went back and read it!"

Glad it worked for you.

Good article.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

53 And is my phone banned again today? I guess we'll find out.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (OD54w)

54 You going to the TxMoMe?"

N. Other plans, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (6qErC)

55 >>he had been told to back off Epstein. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence'

This happened in 2007, right?

As Hillary was running for president.
And Bill Clinton was a frequent Epstein guest on the plane and the island.

Yeah, it's a total mystery why Acosta may have been pressured to back off Epstein.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

56 The story about Mollie's book reminds me that, almost a year ago, we were told there would be consequences for some of the shenanigans pulled by the Crazy-Blasey team. What have we seen? Zilch.

Disappointed? Yes.

Surprised? No.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (VaN/j)

57 Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:10 AM (bDqIh)

It's posturing if an individual chooses to do good, but it's righteous when the government forces the individual to contribute to what the government decrees as good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (AZxMX)

58 If Bidet is rising in the polls, it has to be because every other D candidate is a stark-raving, insane cuckoo. And they pretty much are...and worse. Go for the dumbbell who has been in gov't office for 50 years, achieving nothing but the downfall of the US pretty much, vs. this pack of crazy leftist kooks. I wouldn't be surprised at all if he really is rising. To a normal Dem (if there are any left), he's the only sane choice.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:13 AM (JoUsr)

59 Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (VaN/j)

ZZZZZ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:13 AM (AZxMX)

60 Yes, that one, VIA.

Posted by: no good deed at July 11, 2019 08:13 AM (MmFTx)

61 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 11, 2019 08:14 AM (438dO)

62 Guess they need those guys pouring the concrete at the water main break over by the Ravens' stadium"

That the one that has "light rail" shut down for weeks/months?

If there were just some transportation method that could redistribute itself across a network... we could call them "buses" and "cars", and have "roads"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:14 AM (6qErC)

63 I can picture Schumer looking down his nose and over his glasses to leer at a 14-year-old sex slave.
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If only I could get it up....

Posted by: Schumer's Thoughts at July 11, 2019 08:14 AM (vg8iE)

64 After Rotherham, I'm prepared to believe Clinton/Schumer could have been herding children from middle schools by the score and no paper would have reported it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 08:14 AM (cyuo5)

65 John Stossel is a prick. A huge Never trumper and doomer in 2016.

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:15 AM (+LdTo)

66 why did Epstein get a pass from the feds? Acosta allegedly told Trump transition officials that he had been told to back off Epstein. "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence'


Could Trump de-classify FBI files?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 08:15 AM (oVJmc)

67 Yes, that one, VIA."

Gonna be fun watching the impact on traffic with that.

But hey........
Priorities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)

68 we were told there would be consequences for some of the shenanigans pulled by the Crazy-Blasey team."

Really? The only consequence was to confirm what most knew - she was nutz. Wackerdoodle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:15 AM (6qErC)

69 I just read the content and then the links and have a pretty good idea of the days events. I try not to actually go to too many links, It's too early to get so disheartened. I try to take the attitude that it is all part of God's plan even if I don't understand it now. So, I pray and vote which is about all I can do on my part.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (9iLHi)

70 President Trump Should Set the Refugee Cap For 2020 at ZERO
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The trouble with that is the fact that Christians, Jews (and some others) in the Middle East are not yet extinct. THOSE are the ones we should take in. And I'm inclined to trust the; for two generations Cuban refugee families from Castro were solid. (Unfortunately, their grandchildren became TOO assimilated, and are more like the usual products of America's culture today.)

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (VaN/j)

71 The story about Mollie's book reminds me that, almost a year ago, we
were told there would be consequences for some of the shenanigans pulled
by the Crazy-Blasey team. What have we seen? Zilch.


I believe we even heard of a criminal referral for Avenetti's client. Whatever happened to the indictment, I wonder? The dog ate it? Got lost in the mail?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (cyuo5)

72 Watching this idiotic twitter "journalist" fight for her religious views of Mommy Gaia by denying science is unbelievable. She's so upset no one recognizes her "expertise" after "five and a half years" covering the "climate beat". Also, she claims to have a "journalism degree", whatever the hell that is.

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She's, "like, a f*cking professional and has been for 5 and a half years!!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)

73 @realDonaldTrump 43 minutes ago

A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period..

....The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six......

....years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That's why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,..

...or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!

He's on a tear this morning...these are 4 of about a dozen tweets so far.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (cF8AT)

74 "If there were just some transportation method that could redistribute itself across a network... we could call them "buses" and "cars", and have "roads"..."

I have heard the tribal elders speak these word.

Lost knowledge from the ancient ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 08:16 AM (cqNba)

75 Updated rainfall projection map. Louisiana is going to have pretty massive flooding the next few days: https://tinyurl.com/yxayytfy

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 11, 2019 08:17 AM (rnXGe)

76 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:09 AM (MvqP

There's Intelligence...
and there's "intelligence".

But I was so relieved when the Comet Pizza thing turned out to be a nothing-burger!


Just like NXIVM...


And Epstein...


BUT Trump said ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:17 AM (AZxMX)

77 Rove was off on all of his predictions in 2016, and then said GOP would lose Senate and FL Gov Race in 2018.

why does Faux news keep fat pigs like Rove and Stirewalt. Who did they blow?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:17 AM (+LdTo)

78 Pelosi-AOC feud. Have at it. It's like asking me which side I'd take in a Bill-Hillary domestic brawl.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2019 08:17 AM (9+jnX)

79 if Epstein was let off because he was working for intelligence I would than have to agree We are not a great country.

Even if information could be had or blackmail ensue, for Whos good?

trafficking to find the sick dope on our globalists around the world?
for what purpose than?

to make others do their will? while allowing trafficking?

I see nothing or result good to be a participant .

so.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (r/xAU)

80 66. I thought it was because back then, Victims had less rights in the courtroom, and Epstein's lawyer were prepared to go Nuclear on his victims?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (+LdTo)

81 Maybe it's God's Plan these scumbags are soon playing a lampost windchime tune. That'd be pretty righteous. 'Jus sayin'.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (0lFO7)

82 I get the feeling from JJ's preamble that he isn't a big fan of Chuck Schumer.

The NY Post is reporting that ole Jeffrey got yet another perk your ordinary sex offending criminal doesn't get -- No need to check in with law enforcement every 90 days to report your place of residence, as required by federal law.

And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (Z4rgH)

83 Wow, Tami. Those are interesting tweets. Explosions of heads and rending of garments at his gall in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (JoUsr)

84 Gonna be fun watching the impact on traffic with that.


Yeah, I sure won't be heading that way anytime soon. It's not like the Orioles are doing anything. The Billy Joel concert at the end of this month could be...interesting.

Posted by: no good deed at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (MmFTx)

85 I can't defend the Acosta/Epstein deal, but I think it's instructive the newspapers aren't criticizing any of the numerous prosecutors who completely took a pass on going after Epstein, and instead tehy are focusing their ire on the ONE prosecutor who actually took Epstein before a judge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (cyuo5)

86 If we can question Acosta, then we can also ask why Preet Bhara did not prosecute Epstein. Also, Eric Schneiderman. Also, why was Cyrus Vance working to lower Epstein's sexual offender classification, and why was Epstein allowed to not check in with NYPD every 90 days as he was supposed to do?

NYC authorities sure dropped the ball, huh?'

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:20 AM (bDqIh)

87 It's like asking me which side I'd take in a Bill-Hillary domestic brawl."

Or Iran Iraq war...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:20 AM (6qErC)

88 79. Top that off, with Comey's daughter as one of the prosecutors at SDNY. The bitch who was wearing Hillary shirt at a Pussy Hat rally.

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:20 AM (+LdTo)

89 "Yeah, it's a total mystery why Acosta may have been pressured to back off Epstein.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:12 AM (bDqIh) "



Or that he would get cover from the Deep State.

Total.
Mystery.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 08:21 AM (Uxn4J)

90 86. Well said Lizzy. Cyrus Vance waiting years on Weinstein also, because Clinton's told him too

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:21 AM (+LdTo)

91 I'm hoping we get some of that rain in CenTex. It has been a wetter than normal year for us so far, everything is still very green which is unusual for us. But that being said, it is starting to dry out and getting crunchy. We could use some rain for the grass.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 08:21 AM (9iLHi)

92 then we can also ask why Preet Bhara did not prosecute Epstein."

Well, that'd be rayciss. Or something.

It's more important to go after the one person who actually, you know, DID something...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:22 AM (6qErC)

93 Maybe it's God's Plan these scumbags are soon playing a lampost windchime tune. That'd be pretty righteous. 'Jus sayin'.

--

Our only fallback sometimes at all this unbelievable crap is that it's G*d's Plan. But then I also start thinking of the near 60 years of misery in Cuba and all the other similar ****holes in the world and wonder what the Plan is there and why the hopeless misery just continues on and on and on.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:22 AM (JoUsr)

94 85. Where was Eric Holder or Loretta Lynch?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:22 AM (+LdTo)

95 Guten Morgen Horden!

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el link-o in nic-o

I'm trying to get it back up

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Posted by: vmom, finally trying to get bookhorde blog back up at July 11, 2019 08:22 AM (dm05u)

96 92. I heard that fired rat was on Colbert this week. What a loser

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:22 AM (+LdTo)

97 I'm hoping we get some of that rain in CenTex."

We'll did a ditch from the East. Over the past year I've had to run sprinklers 10 times. That's it.

(of course, that now means we'll either flood or get none for a month)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:23 AM (6qErC)

98 >>He's on a tear this morning...these are 4 of about a dozen tweets so far.



Thanks, Tami - Heh, he is on fire!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:23 AM (bDqIh)

99 WSJ wants Biden, because he is patsy for the Chinese, Crony Corps, and Neo Cons.

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:24 AM (+LdTo)

100 How is Omar any different than the millions of people that cheat and scam welfare and immigration laws then complain about justice? Not one single one of them really want justice, they want blind forgiveness and permission to carry on with their schemes.

And must of Progressive philosophy is OK with this type of behavior. They are willing to look the other way as long as they get their votes and the pack mentality that follows. The second it is pointed out that we have laws and civil responsibilities (do not fucking lick the ice cream) we are racist or haters or stingy.

When the AIDS crisis happened it was Reagan's fault. Even after he diverted billions of dollars from other health programs he was still blamed for the behaviors and problems of a small community that had no problems risking their lives (and others) for sexual pleasures.

So the guilt de joueur is that by asking people to follow our standards (legal or social) we are abusing their human rights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2019 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

101 @realDonaldTrump

The Pledge of Allegiance to our great Country, in St. Louis Park, Minnesota, is under siege. That is why I am going to win the Great State of Minnesota in the 2020 Election. People are sick and tired of this stupidity and disloyalty to our wonderful USA!


Gosh...I wonder who he's taking aim at here.
/s

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:24 AM (cF8AT)

102 Acosta answered the question yesterday about a news article mentioning the "belonged to intelligence" line. He did not directly answer due to DoJ guidelines, but he did say in direct response there was a lot of reporting that was not accurate.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:24 AM (VpIIl)

103 80 66. I thought it was because back then, Victims had less rights in the courtroom, and Epstein's lawyer were prepared to go Nuclear on his victims?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (+LdTo)


Think Acosta said essentially just that. I still find it interesting that Heros Dershowitz and Starr were on Epstein's defense team. Tells you a lot about legal ethics!

Also the Acosta arrangement allowed a civil trial mechanism where the victims were able to at least get some level of satisfaction (and cash) without being dragged through the public trial route!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:24 AM (AZxMX)

104 I've only run my sprinklers about 5 times so far this year.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 08:25 AM (9iLHi)

105 Agreed

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:26 AM (+LdTo)

106 I still find it interesting that Heros Dershowitz and Starr were on Epstein's defense team"

Funny how the Legal All Stars never get mentioned, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:26 AM (6qErC)

107 President Trump Should Set the Refugee Cap For 2020 at ZERO
______

The trouble with that is the fact that Christians, Jews (and some others) in the Middle East are not yet extinct. THOSE are the ones we should take in. And I'm inclined to trust the; for two generations Cuban refugee families from Castro were solid. (Unfortunately, their grandchildren became TOO assimilated, and are more like the usual products of America's culture today.)
Posted by: Eeyore


Set the IMMIGRANT cap at zero. Refugee cap on a case by case basis. That way it still allows for emergencies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 08:26 AM (HDCbD)

108 I still find it interesting that Heros Dershowitz and Starr were on Epstein's defense team. Tells you a lot about legal ethics!
=======

Money talks and ethics walk.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 08:26 AM (vg8iE)

109 The disturbing part will be when what happens to all the people who directed and attempted a coup is the same punishment received by all the "important" people involved in Epstein's business.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:27 AM (MvqP8)

110 >>>if you get my meaning

If.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (R3cOb)

111 86 If we can question Acosta, then we can also ask why Preet Bhara did not prosecute Epstein. Also, Eric Schneiderman. Also, why was Cyrus Vance working to lower Epstein's sexual offender classification, and why was Epstein allowed to not check in with NYPD every 90 days as he was supposed to do?

NYC authorities sure dropped the ball, huh?'
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:20 AM (bDqIh)

Wasn't Vance's father Jimmah Carter's Sec of State?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (4pK1/)

112 what happens to all the people who directed and attempted a coup is the same punishment received by all the "important" people involved in Epstein's business."

Mo' money...

Oh, you expected "punishment"? Tee hee...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (6qErC)

113 >>> Lemonjello's

?

Posted by: m at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (R3cOb)

114 Saw this yesterday when Voight tweeted it. Trump has retweeted it...

@realDonaldTrump
Thank you so much @JonVoight!

https://tinyurl.com/y5s4aooq

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (cF8AT)

115
Wasn't Vance's father Jimmah Carter's Sec of State?
Posted by: Marybeth at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (4pK1/)


Yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (zBaqJ)

116 Going after Acosta is a huge nothingburger if you look at the facts. It's pretty clear Democrats are trying to divert people from the fact a lot of their top benefactors and party members are leery pedophiles.

Acosta actually intervened in a case that was a state level prosecution after the "deal" had been struck. EPstein would have walked with zero jail time and would not be registered as a sex offender if it wasn't for Acosta. The Florida prosecutor (Krischer) is a top Democrat operative. He is the one that was going to let Epstein walk, all for politics.

I'm a little tired of hearing about Acosta. Let me know when Krischer gives a press conference an answers some material questions. Oh yeah, and let me know when Crooked Dick Clinton gets his story straight. So to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (VpIIl)

117 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:27 AM (MvqP

I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I signed that oath thingie, so it doesn't really count as an oath-oath!

Posted by: DOJ Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (AZxMX)

118 hola amigos, time for a breakfast chimichanga

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (B+t5k)

119 . Even after he diverted billions of dollars from other health programs he was still blamed for the behaviors and problems of a small community that had no problems risking their lives (and others) for sexual pleasures.

-

And there has been essentially no change in new annual HIV infections since the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:30 AM (MvqP8)

120 113 >>> Lemonjello's

?
Posted by: m at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (R3cOb)


I should have written the proper Ebonic spelling of LeMonjello

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:30 AM (zBaqJ)

121 Lin - and now a 50 percent chance of more rain this afternoon...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:30 AM (6qErC)

122 >>Think Acosta said essentially just that. I still find it interesting that Heros Dershowitz and Starr were on Epstein's defense team. Tells you a lot about legal ethics!

Dershowitz has a history of defending awful people, so Epstein as a client is unsurprising.

He's made a great point about how it's important that the most hated people get good representation to fight mob rule. Don't want to go down the same path as the crybaby Harvard students who protested a Harvard Law professor for representing Weinstein.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:30 AM (bDqIh)

123 It isn't legally unethical to represent a dirtbag. Weren't we complaining just the other day about Harvard railroading that prof for representing Weinstein?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 08:30 AM (OD54w)

124 Dershowitz has had a lot of unsavory clients. Not that that implies anything.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

125 Marcus T nails it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:31 AM (6qErC)

126 How much can Serena Bench press?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:31 AM (+LdTo)

127 115
Wasn't Vance's father Jimmah Carter's Sec of State?
Posted by: Marybeth at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (4pK1/)


Yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:29 AM (zBaqJ)

Thanks JJ - they always seem to be protecting their own.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 11, 2019 08:31 AM (4pK1/)

128 Wasn't Vance's father Jimmah Carter's Sec of State?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 11, 2019 08:28 AM (4pK1/)


Why it is almost like there is a de facto ruling class...

Nah that can't be right, we are a strict meritocracy in the USA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:32 AM (AZxMX)

129 "to make others do their will? while allowing trafficking?

I see nothing or result good to be a participant .

so.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:19 AM (r/xAU"




I think that this is at the very core of the Deep State, the exact opposite of anything an American patriot need feel responsible for.

They adopted / adapted the Soviet methodology of pressure through kompromat to controlling our society, and it seems to be working just fine thankyouverymuch.

I think thoroughly cleaning up this mess is the only prayer we have of getting our society & culture back.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 08:32 AM (Uxn4J)

130 Disappointed that Julie Kelly is calling for Acosta's resignation.

smh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 08:32 AM (O8WFE)

131 . Weren't we complaining just the other day about Harvard railroading that prof for representing Weinstein?"

Nope, just laughing. And "representation" is a red herring in this case. A number of folks in around those legal beagles have a side career in lecturing us deplorables, so yeah, it's point and laugh time.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)

132 Florida Principal Reassigned After Refusing to Say "Holocaust is a Factual, Historical Event"
________

The most interesting part was this:

'He went on to say that as an educator he had "the role to be politically neutral but support all groups in the school."

"I can't say the Holocaust is a factual, historical event because I am not in a position to do so as a school district employee," Latson wrote.'

I would be curious to see if that policy also applies to, say, climate change, or abortion.

I know how I'd bet on that.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2019 08:33 AM (VaN/j)

133 Rumors are that the midget at ABC, may be in trouble. Attended several dinner parties at Epstein NYC mansion, even after he was convicted as a pedophile. Katie Couric and Chelsea Handler too. MeToo what?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:34 AM (+LdTo)

134 I am not understanding this.if/ as Derhsowitz was on Epsteins defense team why did he Join in trying to Open the case files of Epstein to clear his name?

I don';t find Dershowitz guilty when defending a client.
Isn't that what lawyers are supposed to do> even horrid clients are afforded representation.

I never get the anger at shrieking at lawyers for doing their job.

The criminal behavior here is allowing the criminals to go free or slapped on the wrist because of 'too much information' on too many that would hurt for political purpose.

or intelligence assets ' (if true) being allowed to commit criminal activity or the acceptance of the information gathered is important enough to make it worth it. I cannot see allowing minors sex trading to be worth any intelligence purpose worth enough to get this Huge black eye on America.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:34 AM (r/xAU)

135 I understand that every scumbag is entitled to a legal defense...

I also understand that every lawyer is not required to represent every scumbag...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:34 AM (AZxMX)

136 Where are the GOP Women in Congress? They should be calling for Schumer to resign. George S to step down over Epstein

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:35 AM (+LdTo)

137 Perot was known to be a very quiet benefactor of the Special Operations Community. He actually demanded anonymity and din't want any credit for his giving. There are a lot of people who still won't go public with that fact, but it's well known inside the group.

RIP

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:35 AM (VpIIl)

138 Rumors are that the midget at ABC, may be in trouble. Attended several dinner parties at Epstein NYC mansion, even after he was convicted as a pedophile. Katie Couric and Chelsea Handler too. MeToo what?
=========

Oh, but it's different when they do it.

But that GD Trump may have been on a plane from FL to NY one time....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 08:36 AM (vg8iE)

139 It's my understanding that there is no legal or ethical way for a lawyer to refuse to accept a case initially or remove himself from a case once the details are known.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:36 AM (MvqP8)

140 Good morning deplorables. TuCa came right back after her; good for him

Posted by: zeera My tomatos are doing GREAT at July 11, 2019 08:36 AM (T9rmq)

141 Vance is about the best you could hope for in NYC. His replacement would be a marxist Tranny, who wants to empty the prisons. Including Kurt Russell

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:37 AM (+LdTo)

142 sock, I know i'm ranting. But I am truly repulsed by it all, and this if true 'intelligence where we are participating in This type of conduct really will take anything left I have of this countries intelligence structure to the waste bin.

nothing left to respect.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:37 AM (r/xAU)

143 I don't always agree with Dershowitz, but he is consistent in his approach. Ergo, I would say his is an honest grounding. You won't find many, if any contradictions in his arguments. That's more than I can say for most dishonest Democrats today.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:37 AM (VpIIl)

144 Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:35 AM (VpIIl)

I think JJS would say Perot was a "mensch"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:37 AM (AZxMX)

145 I never get the anger at shrieking at lawyers for doing their job.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:34 AM (r/xAU)


Because nobody makes them. Lawyers choose to defend known pedos, just as abortionists choose to scrape little babies dead, IRS agents choose to screw over people on their tax returns, FBI agents choose to spy on their neighbors, etc... etc...

All just "doing their jobs". All choosing jobs that, in one way or another, reveal them to be pricks.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 11, 2019 08:38 AM (Go39q)

146 Katie Couric and Chelsea Handler too"

Almost mildly wondering whatever happened to them? Used to be in the newz n' such, now...

Maybe they could lick some ice cream in a store for attention?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:38 AM (6qErC)

147 Interesting point was made to pay attention to who's being unusually quiet about Epstein. Bill Maher, for example. No jokes, funnyman? Cat got your tongue?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:38 AM (fVYgY)

148 Perot was a traitor. Bush 1 was a RINO, but Perot gave us 8 years of Clinton and RBG

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:38 AM (+LdTo)

149 Starr and the other Epstein defenders were appointed by the court, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:40 AM (MvqP8)

150 @yashar

@AOC gets tough on Pelosi:

"The persistent singling out...it got to a point where it was just outright disrespectful...the explicit singling out of newly elected women of color."


I'm enjoying this way too much.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:40 AM (cF8AT)

151 nothing left to respect.

--

Boy, is that the understatement of the 21st century.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:40 AM (JoUsr)

152 >> I am not understanding this.if/ as Derhsowitz was on Epsteins defense team why did he Join in trying to Open the case files of Epstein to clear his name?


Dershowitz has been accused of participating in Epstein shenanigans, so he joined the lawsuit to unseal the records to clear himself of those accusations, IIRC.

However, I think he also then claimed he initiated this lawsuit (he didn't) and then argued that there should be limits to what was unsealed? Murky.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:40 AM (bDqIh)

153 It's my understanding that there is no legal or ethical way for a lawyer to refuse to accept a case initially or remove himself from a case once the details are known.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:36 AM (MvqP


SO lawyers are slaves to the system and never have any advance background knowledge of the charges or circumstances , da?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:41 AM (AZxMX)

154 And AOC is a POC.

Of course!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 11, 2019 08:41 AM (xU8wd)

155 Poor J.J. has to suffer the representation of Schmer, Gillibrand, and live with AOC in his home state (at least she isn't there much, mail seems to be piling up at the home office). They are at best annoying human beings, and could be only more annoying with accordian lessons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2019 08:41 AM (C1Lsn)

156 This is where Fox has become so disappointing. Epstein provides a great opening to take down Bubba, Schumer, and the media elite hypocrites. we have no attack dogs, except for Trumps twitter.

Maybe the Murdoch's went the Island

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:41 AM (+LdTo)

157 Ruger, your prerogative. I think it's the prosecuters job to get the job done. That means due diligence, What about the victims that were not questioned or advocated for?

also not make deals that when the guy is found guilty, They Let him walk out!

'intelligence'? gtfo ! (not you, them)

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:42 AM (r/xAU)

158
I am not going to criticize Dershowitz or Starr. There's quite a good link earlier this week about lawyers defending those deemed indefensible, as a tenet of our republic. I believe John Adams defended British soldiers who killed civilians. IIRC. A good read and worth considering.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:42 AM (zBaqJ)

159 SO lawyers are slaves to the system and never have any advance background knowledge of the charges or circumstances , da?

-

That's right. When LeMonjello comes in to a real estate attorneys office because he tripped and fell on the city bus, the real estate attorney has to take his case.

That's the law. Epstein's defense team had no choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:43 AM (MvqP8)

160 Is the amount of nuclear material on that sub enough to cause a "global catastrophe"?

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2019 08:43 AM (7HtZB)

161 "Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:38 AM (+LdTo)"

How about I disagree with most of that and don't give a shit.

The man had a big heart and was very generous with the right things. He ran because he gave a shit and was consistent in his positions. George Bush was a great warrior. As a politician he had no spine. He only won by co-opting Reagan. He lost because he was a weak fraudulent cuck.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:43 AM (VpIIl)

162 Lizzy, thanks for answer, I had thought cervonich? and dershowitz were involved in foia requests .

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:44 AM (r/xAU)

163 Breaking news:

https://www.foxnews.com/world
/at-least-16-people-dead-78-injured
-after-trains-collide-in-pakistan-
officials-say

BadMoronLaughWarning:

"The Akbar Express going from Bahawalpur to Quetta hit a freight train"

Obviously someone missed an Allahu signal.

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 08:44 AM (FhXTo)

164 I believe John Adams defended British soldiers who killed civilians. IIRC. A good read and worth considering.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:42 AM (zBaqJ)


Interesting historical perspective.
I still think dirty money is dirty!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:44 AM (AZxMX)

165 So sick and tired of this "hiding-behind-my-POC-victimhood-badge to excuse anything and everything I do and say." As much as I loathe and detest Nancy Pelosi, I wish she would publicly slap that little b**ch down hard on that complete BS. But...she nurtured that mindset and now she has to live with the Frankenstein's Monster they've all created.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 08:44 AM (JoUsr)

166 Wow, I love the improvements to the format, JJ. Thank you. Makes it easier for those of us whose brains don't really engage until several cups of coffee.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 08:46 AM (aXucN)

167 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 08:46 AM (arJlL)

168 It's my understanding that there is no legal or ethical way for a lawyer to refuse to accept a case initially or remove himself from a case once the details are known.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


I've had them tell me, "sorry, I won't be taking your case. Here's someone you can try".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 08:46 AM (HDCbD)

169 @notwokieleaks

This staffer said Trump grabbed her by the shoulders and forcibly kissed her at a campaign event. She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

Someone else captured this video, just released tonight.

The instance seems to have been greatly mischaracterized.

https://tinyurl.com/yxqasm6t

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (cF8AT)

170 That's right. When LeMonjello comes in to a real estate attorneys office because he tripped and fell on the city bus, the real estate attorney has to take his case.

That's the law. Epstein's defense team had no choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:43 AM (MvqP


SO when I go to Dershowitz' office to request he handles my slip and fall case he has to represent me? Good to know!

Posted by: Commissar LemonJello at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (AZxMX)

171 Cat got your tongue?"

Yeah, notice the usual idiots are quiet on this...

Funny, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (6qErC)

172 " I believe John Adams defended British soldiers who killed civilians. IIRC. A good read and worth considering.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:42 AM (zBaqJ)"

Amen, mazeltov or whatever.

That is precisely right and we have a long tradition of defending rights, while not condoning actions. The problem is that many political lawyers have marred people's perception with their cynical and fraudulent pursuits. That shouldn't stain people who are intellectually consistent.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (VpIIl)

173 Breaking news:

https://www.foxnews.com/world
/at-least-16-people-dead-78-injured
-after-trains-collide-in-pakistan-
officials-say

BadMoronLaughWarning:

"The Akbar Express going from Bahawalpur to Quetta hit a freight train"

Obviously someone missed an Allahu signal.
Posted by: DaveA


Inshallah.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (HDCbD)

174 The Federalist article on the Library Conference featuring workshops on Drag Queens and Queering Elementary Schools so that librarians can learn how to circumvent community objections is disgusting.

When are parents going to wake up and realize that it's the Democrat Leftist platform that's destroying our children? This propaganda has got to stop.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2019 08:48 AM (RBOtF)

175 >>It's my understanding that there is no legal or ethical way for a lawyer to refuse to accept a case initially or remove himself from a case once the details are known.

Dershowitz became a high profile defense lawyer by defending awful people not by defending saints. Saints don't usually need a good defense lawyer.

Claus von Bülow. OJ. Epstein. And many, many more.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 08:48 AM (K/2j/)

176 >>Lizzy, thanks for answer, I had thought cervonich? and dershowitz were involved in foia requests .


Yes, Cernovich initiated the request to unseal the Epstein trial records. That was part of the sweetheart deal he got - the records were even sealed from Epstein's victims About a year in others joined the lawsuit, including the Miami Herald, a reporter, and Dershowitz.

I'll have to look it up, but a few months ago Cernovich was complaining about Dershowitz interfering in some way, after initially joining in.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 08:49 AM (bDqIh)

177
Dershowitz may not be allowed to refuse a case, but he sure as hell can charge you $10,000/hr if he wants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 08:49 AM (zBaqJ)

178 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 08:48 AM (K/2j/)

Some professions let you choose your own circle in hell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 08:50 AM (AZxMX)

179 yahoo news is running an article entitled "epstein acuser says she was 15 when 'he forcibly raoped me'".
next to the article is a b/w photo of trump. for no reason. the article has nothing to do with him.

no surprise from yahoo news, but such crude propaganda.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 11, 2019 08:50 AM (Pg+x7)

180 I wish she would publicly slap that little b**ch down hard on that complete BS. But...she nurtured that mindset and now she has to live with the Frankenstein's Monster they've all created.

+++

Omar and AOC et al are the future of the Democratic party. Pelosi may be warring with her but Nancy is going down with the rest of the leadership when the pedo cases get widely known. With the old guard gone they'll be the only ones left standing. If only the party could be dissolved.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 08:51 AM (fVYgY)

181 The Akbar Express going from Bahawalpur to Quetta hit a freight train"

Set to music or a punch line?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:51 AM (6qErC)

182 Dershowitz may not be allowed to refuse a case, but he sure as hell can charge you $10,000/hr if he wants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Lawyers pick and choose what cases they want to take all day every day.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 08:52 AM (HDCbD)

183 I do think it's commendable for Dershowitz and the others to still have their names in the "court appointed attorney" pool.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:52 AM (MvqP8)

184 161. That is your take Marcus. Perot joined the race, knowing he was helping Clinton in 1992. Perot wanted to burn down Rome, because he was a petty little crony Billionaire who wanted Attention

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:54 AM (+LdTo)

185 in the "court appointed attorney" pool"

I'd be more impressed if they were in a pool.

With lead weights sewn into their pockets...

/kidding. Sort of.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:54 AM (6qErC)

186 The "We Have A shortage Of Skilled Tech Workers!!11!" line is the biggest joke I've ever heard, and I've been hearing it for almost 20 years. One of my first jobs in nyc was at the Merrill offices tech'ing out new staff on outsourced (in person) and offshored (over the phone) software projects. On the over the phone interviews, you'd sometimes get the same person multiple times, giving you different names, because he could pass the Java test. And this was in 2002.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 11, 2019 08:55 AM (bMk7P)

187 Women hired by the DNC to accuse Trump, in the middle of Epstein scandal. Sounds very Schumer

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:55 AM (+LdTo)

188 yeah I don't think Dershowitz was made to take a case, He always does High profile cases with bad criminals. might be ego, might be money, But he seems to enjoy the challenge.

that's not what I resent . I resent the DA's letting the guy walk , and his jail time being a joke. and the possibility this guy was an intelligence asset , smears us all.

This is where the corruption is.

even if the guy

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:56 AM (r/xAU)

189 Bush 1 was a weasel, and his tax raise was stupid, but he was still the GOP commander in chief, and was a mile better than left wing Bubba.

How was Perot better than Justin Amash?

Posted by: Jonah at July 11, 2019 08:57 AM (+LdTo)

190 I wonder if Haim Saban is related to Nick?

Posted by: clutch at July 11, 2019 08:57 AM (bpBF1)

191 Lawyers pick and choose what cases they want to take all day every day.

Posted by: rickb223

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Yep. Stepping down because you realize your client is a scumbag and will continue doing horrible things when you get him free is a choice.

Stepping down for a court appointed attorney straight out of law school would likely end up with him locked up and kids safe, too.

But they chose otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:57 AM (MvqP8)

192 notwokieleaks

This staffer said Trump grabbed her by the shoulders and forcibly kissed her at a campaign event. She is now suing Trump for "violating norms of decency."

Someone else captured this video, just released tonight.

The instance seems to have been greatly mischaracterized.

https://tinyurl.com/yxqasm6t
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 08:47 AM (cF8AT)
**********************
#BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2019 08:57 AM (RBOtF)

193 Perot wanted to burn down Rome, because he was a petty little crony Billionaire who wanted Attention


They said the same thing about Trump.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

194 and could be only more annoying with accordian lessons.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2019 08:41 AM (C1Lsn)
~~~~~

I really don't understand the Horde's lack of respect for accordions and accordion players.

*sniff*

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2019 08:58 AM (NtglE)

195 The "We Have A shortage Of Skilled Tech Workers!!11!" line is the biggest joke I've ever heard,"

Yep. Never was a "shortage" - ever. 'cept for intelligence, esp. amongst MBAs

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 08:58 AM (6qErC)

196 Lizzy, that derhowitz horned in instead of initiating might be interesting. Let me know if you find that comment re cernovich.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 08:59 AM (r/xAU)

197 And AOC is a POC.


And a POS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 08:59 AM (oVJmc)

198 I really don't understand the Horde's lack of respect for accordions and accordion players."

They take up time from the Bagpipes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)

199 really don't understand the Horde's lack of respect for accordions and accordion players.

-

It goes back to WWII and Rommel's practice of giving accordions to units that were performing well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:00 AM (MvqP8)

200 Morning Horde.

Thanks as always JJ.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 11, 2019 09:02 AM (u9hp4)

201 And so no one misunderstands my jokes and believes it long-term:

Unlike bakers, lawyers can refuse a case or leave a case at will.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:02 AM (MvqP8)

202 They take up time from the Bagpipes...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)
~~~~~

They can and do coexist, people!

C O E X I S T !!!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2019 09:03 AM (NtglE)

203 Did somebody say accordion? Let's all polka!

-- The Schmenge Brothers

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM (OD54w)

204 Accordion playing leads to polka.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM (K/2j/)

205 Unlike everything else, this is not a pre-planned smear campaign; it's totally being done on the fly in what is likely the most massive, widespread panic-stricken CYA effort throughout the Democrat-Left underworld. "

I agree completely with this - and state again, I strongly believe that the prosecutors in the SDNY know without a shadow of doubt that this has got nothing to do with Trump. Once again, NONE of this is secret - not to them. They've had all of the evidence in their hands for 10 - 15 years. They know about the coverup even more than anyone else does. The MSM, including the NYT, are the ones who are attempting to put a spin on it, since they can't avoid covering the story, but they don't know what to say.

I suppose I have reached the point where I discount the MSM completely, and are unconcerned by anything they write or say. They have no influence on anyone who isn't already bought and paid for. They are dying, and they are irrelevant.

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM (V2Yro)

206 Accordion playing leads to polka."

As long as there's no Bass solo...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:05 AM (6qErC)

207 I believe John Adams defended British soldiers who killed civilians. IIRC. A good read and worth considering.
==========

From the Boston Massacre. He said everyone deserved a defense in court. And he won.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 09:05 AM (vg8iE)

208 Perot would've never gotten anywhere if the GOPe wasn't a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 09:05 AM (FhXTo)

209 Editor in chief of "Catholic Herald" should go and apply for a job with "Church Militant."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:06 AM (+0VWg)

210 They've had all of the evidence in their hands for 10 - 15 years"

Indeed. I have had a couple of folks send me bits on this, and I reply "well, what did Preet Bharara do 'bout it?"

I'm then told "that's rayciss" or something...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

211 The "We Have A shortage Of Skilled Tech Workers!!11!" line is the biggest joke I've ever heard,"

Yep. Never was a "shortage" - ever. 'cept for intelligence, esp. amongst MBAs
======

Kinda reminds me of the OMG!!!! Nursing shortage! shit I was hearing 20 years ago when I entered health care. Twenty years later, there are still nurses employed here and everywhere else.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 09:07 AM (vg8iE)

212 204 Accordion playing leads to polka.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM (K/2j/)

And then it's only a matter of time until someone rolls out the Barrel...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:07 AM (AURKQ)

213 Willow, you got every right to rant, and such as it is, I even agree with you; I just don't think this had anything to do with collecting intel for the legitimate purposes of the US government or the defense of America.

Strictly a rogue operation from the get-go, it was a (nearly ? successful) attempt to reverse the usual order of things: totalitarian gov sets up intel apparat; this was the intel apparat trying to set itself as a totalitarian state.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:07 AM (Uxn4J)

214 anyway if I were cynical, I woul;dn't leave out the idea that dersh or others on the case would only be taking the case to help coverup wrongdoing by many within their orbit.

as I believe mueller and Weinstein probably did re Trump .

but that is only suspicion from info we've seen leak out and the behavior of Comey etc sweeping Hillary's shit (emails , foundation and Benghazi) under the rug.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 09:07 AM (r/xAU)

215 Did John Adams defend them in a way similar to a court appointed attorney, or were they billionaires he catered to?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:07 AM (MvqP8)

216 yahoo news is running an article entitled "epstein acuser says she was 15 when 'he forcibly raoped me'".
next to the article is a b/w photo of trump. for no reason. the article has nothing to do with him.

no surprise from yahoo news, but such crude propaganda.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 11, 2019 08:50 AM (Pg+x7)
**********************
The propaganda is just going to get nastier. They've figured out that half the people are stupid and their minds are easily manipulated.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (RBOtF)

217 Gary Larson on Accordions:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu5zrkk

one of the best far side cartoons ever

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (V2Yro)

218 Accordion playing leads to polka.
Posted by: JackStraw



LET'S DANCE!

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (HDCbD)

219 sock, I think we are bboth on the same page, it isn't legitimate use of our agencies, and if it was well fk them.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (r/xAU)

220 197 And AOC is a POC.

And a POS!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 08:59 AM (oVJmc)

And a ROUS, judging by those incisors.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (AURKQ)

221 LET'S DANCE!
Posted by: Kevin Bacon"

Gotta get footloose...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (6qErC)

222 Yep. Never was a "shortage" - ever. 'cept for intelligence, esp. amongst MBAs

"But... we must stay current on the latest api's and languages, so we need moar Indians and Chinese who'll work for a third less money!!

You mean "current" on that stuff we invent and that they come over here to learn? Good thinking, boss.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (bMk7P)

223 Accordion playing leads to polka.

Posted by: JackStraw



That's okay unless you're Baptist.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (lwiT4)

224 Someone explain to me how a DNC employee who was killed, but not robbed, in a not-bad part of DC, carefully, with no witnesses, isn't obviously a hit?

Are they suggesting that we need russians to notice the obvious?

We also know that the data was moved via download, not over cyberspace.


One more thing, "Bro-fo," I don't understand the "Fo"?

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (nRWPy)

225 And a ROUS,"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (6qErC)

226 OT-I'm posting this now because I will not be around later to put it in the art or another thread

Thanks for everyone who is praying for my son. He had a long first day 10:30 -5:00 of Biology class and lab with a half hour break for lunch. We did indeed send him with a sandwich and snack and drink because the cafeteria doesn't open again till August and I don't know how much they have to eat at the tiny on site Starbucks. He didn't complain about it. Anyway, he enjoyed class.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (+0VWg)

227 One more thing, "Bro-fo," I don't understand the "Fo"?
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (nRWPy)

Analogous to "Mo-Fo"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:10 AM (AURKQ)

228 That's okay unless you're Baptist.

-

It is known.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:10 AM (MvqP8)

229 Did somebody say accordion? Let's all polka!

-- The Schmenge Brothers
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher


The Big Joe Polka Show on RFD TV.
Got me thru many of sleepless nights.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:10 AM (HDCbD)

230 The "We Have A shortage Of Skilled Tech Workers!!11!" line is the biggest joke I've ever heard,"

Yep. Never was a "shortage" - ever. 'cept for intelligence, esp. amongst MBAs
======
That's why my husband wasn't able to find a job as a developer in Austin 2 years ago. Actually it was probably his age, being 29 and all.// He gave up after a year now I'm working instead. He is still doing work on his app, working on a big update right now. Just wished it made some money...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 09:10 AM (9iLHi)

231 Affirm !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:11 AM (Uxn4J)

232 That's good to hear, Fen.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)

233 Fen - do you have a link to your letter that was published in the NY Post? Their search engine is useless and none of of us could find it the other day.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

234 And today he sat with us during our morning prayer time and went with a walk at the local senior center to look at the lovely flowers and weeds and , see the frogs and the white heron fishing, so I think he's improving, thanks be to God and your prayers, dear ones..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:13 AM (+0VWg)

235 To be fair, there is a difference between a developer and a code monkey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:13 AM (AURKQ)

236 Another great job, J.J.!

Good morning.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 09:13 AM (WEBkv)

237 That's why my husband wasn't able to find a job as a developer in Austin 2 years ago."

Still a problem - ms mouse's contacts told her of a planned move of XOM's support group to India. Fortunately, the plan was torpedoed when a number of "planned hires" couldn't get visas to the US, and then (this is funny) several of the US based "experts" turned out to have questionable immigration status and "might" not be allowed back if they traveled to set up shop (back) in India...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:13 AM (6qErC)

238
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
15m
#BREAKING on @OANN: Pres. Trump is expected to announce he will take executive action to add a citizenship question to the census during a press conference in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 09:13 AM (BqBId)

239 >>You mean "current" on that stuff we invent and that they come over here to learn? Good thinking, boss.

I also love how they can say there's a shortage, yet never get around to demanding US schools graduate more people with these scarce skills.

Like, OK, if we really need more tech employees, then why is it OK for Oberlin et. al. to keep churning out Race and Gender studies graduates?

If you want the government to do something, why not something that encourages/sponsors that? No, they want our kids to have useless skills + massive debt while we provide the American dream to foreigners.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (bDqIh)

240 "That's why my husband wasn't able to find a job as a developer in Austin 2 years ago. Actually it was probably his age, being 29 and all.// He gave up after a year now I'm working instead."


This.
This, so many ways, in every field of tech.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (Uxn4J)

241 That's okay unless you're Baptist. "

Don't have sex standing up.

Might lead to dancing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (6qErC)

242 Why the hell does anyone outside of the Executive have any say whatsoever in how the Census is built?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (AURKQ)

243 Fenelon, you are raising a good son, even with issues and struggles you all support eachother in his success.

im proud of you all.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (r/xAU)

244 yet never get around to demanding US schools graduate more people with these scarce skills. "

You noticed that too, huh? Always thought I was pretty alone in that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:15 AM (6qErC)

245 The white patriarchy is now targeting minority women for licking ice cream buckets.

This will only lead to mass incarceration of underrepresented women of cooor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2019 09:15 AM (6eki9)

246 If you want the government to do something, why not something that encourages/sponsors that? No, they want our kids to have useless skills + massive debt while we provide the American dream to foreigners.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (bDqIh)

Someone has to be there to tell the foreign code monkeys what they can and can't say, or do, or think, or...

(pffft.... who am I kidding. That's a lawsuit just waiting to happen.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:15 AM (AURKQ)

247 I don't think they have it on their site, Tami, but thanks for your interest. I'll just post what I wrote:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:16 AM (+0VWg)

248 Thanks for everyone who is praying for my son. He had a long first day 10:30 -5:00 of Biology class and lab with a half hour break for lunch. We did indeed send him with a sandwich and snack and drink because the cafeteria doesn't open again till August and I don't know how much they have to eat at the tiny on site Starbucks. He didn't complain about it. Anyway, he enjoyed class.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (+0VWg)

-----------------

Good to hear, Fen.

Thank you for the update.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 09:16 AM (WEBkv)

249 And today he sat with us during our morning prayer time and...

-

I hope school goes well, and I hope this goes even better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:17 AM (MvqP8)

250 153 It's my understanding that there is no legal or ethical way for a lawyer to refuse to accept a case initially or remove himself from a case once the details are known.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 08:36 AM

lol, I get the joke. My first thought was try going into any lawyers office in the country and trying to get him to take your case, and then adding "oh, btw, I have no money."

talk about getting the bums rush!

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 09:18 AM (V2Yro)

251 Anyway, he enjoyed class.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:09 AM (+0VWg)

*thumbs up*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)

252 >>You noticed that too, huh? Always thought I was pretty alone in that...

Nope.

They never, ever want to prioritize a way to get Americans to take these jobs that supposedly 'Americans won't do.'

Instead, it's bring in more foreigners and fund generic (useless, graft-y) "jobs skills" programs that allegedly teach the jobs skills one *should* be getting in HS and college.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 09:19 AM (bDqIh)

253 "If you want the government to do something, why not something that encourages/sponsors that? No, they want our kids to have useless skills + massive debt while we provide the American dream to foreigners.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 09:14 AM (bDqIh)"



It's really all about replacing Americans, leading to the elimination of America and the idea of America.

Worldwide totalitarian shitholism with no escape possible is the ultimate end. A return to how life has mostly been since the dawn of time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:19 AM (Uxn4J)

254 217 Gary Larson on Accordions:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu5zrkk

one of the best far side cartoons ever
Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 09:08 AM (V2Yro)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2019 09:19 AM (JFO2v)

255 Worldwide totalitarian shitholism with no escape possible is the ultimate end. A return to how life has mostly been since the dawn of time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:19 AM (Uxn4J)

It's not a bad gig, though, if you manage to get to the top of the pyramid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (AURKQ)

256 AOC feels overworked? Maybe Pelousy can take her off all her committee and sub-committee assignments.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (I5SAg)

257 It's not a bad gig, though, if you manage to get to the top of the pyramid."

That's the funny part. They all think they'll be in charge.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (6qErC)

258 255 Worldwide totalitarian shitholism with no escape possible is the ultimate end. A return to how life has mostly been since the dawn of time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:19 AM (Uxn4J)

It's not a bad gig, though, if you manage to get to the top of the pyramid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (AURKQ)

==========

Hell, you can get to the halfway point and you'll be set. As long as you're ensconced in the bureaucracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (FbLDL)

259 Fen, sounds like FenSon is doung well!
*prayers*

Posted by: vmom, finally trying to get bookhorde blog back up at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (dm05u)

260 http://bit.ly/2G5bgHe
*******
Flynn's Lawyers: Mueller Team Wanted False Testimony,Possibly Retaliated When Rebuked

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (BqBId)

261 256 AOC feels overworked? Maybe Pelousy can take her off all her committee and sub-committee assignments.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (I5SAg)

=========

Maybe she can retire from Congress so she can tweet all day like Bill Kristol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (FbLDL)

262 Watch me cut a rug with Huma!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (4ZhMv)

263 "It's not a bad gig, though, if you manage to get to the top of the pyramid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (AURKQ) "



The secret to its popularity over the millennia.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (Uxn4J)

264 I thought it was because back then, Victims had less rights in the courtroom, and Epstein's lawyer were prepared to go Nuclear on his victims?
Posted by: Jonah


Most victims still have no rights. Look at any state that got rid of the death penalty. It all flows from there. NY just paroled an asshole that beat and raped a girl in 1980. The parole board is full of friends of Cuomo.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (nEOLy)

265 Too funny - newz in the background, and all the giraffes are bleating about "turn around, don't drown" by trying to drive thru 10 feet of water.

Never forget - those idiots are right next to you every day in traffic...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (6qErC)

266 262 Watch me cut a rug with Huma!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (4ZhMv)

Ewwww.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (R3cOb)

267 Accordion playing leads to polka.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM


And this leads to folk music.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (ejd/p)

268 so 17th-18th century enlightenment in Europe led to 18th-19th century liberty in America, and now 19th-20th century barbarism in Europe has lead (is leading?) to 20th-21st century barbarism in America.

Have I got that just about right?

(not being rhetorical...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:22 AM (AURKQ)

269 IIRC, two of the Brit soldiers involved in the Boston Massacre were found guilty and branded, but their commander, Captain Preston, was found innocent of ordering the troops to shoot.

Interesting fact - the site of the Massacre is outside Boston's Old State House and is marked by a stone circle, where the fight is re-enacted every March 5th.

Also (from memory) I think the unit involved was the 10th Regiment of Foot.

And also, good morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2019 09:23 AM (BmxiN)

270 Letter published y the NY Post:

The Post headline used the word "girls" to describe the American women's soccer team. That is appropriate. A number of the players behave like entitled , whining girls rather than mature women worthy of respect.

Megan Rapinoe has a foul mouth and she and some other players have an unhealthy obsession with hating Donald Trump,

After beating the English team, Alex Morgan did a childish taunt using a tea cup gesture. In her hurry to get a photo op, one player dropped the American flag and disrespectfully let it lie in the dirt before another player picked it up.

Mayor de Blasio said "off and on the field, the team represents what is best about New York City and America." Really, De Blasio? They are a "golden" example of rude Americans-disrespectful to their country and other teams.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:23 AM (+0VWg)

271 Hell, you can get to the halfway point and you'll be set. As long as you're ensconced in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (FbLDL)

Probably true. Heavy lies the crown, etc., but a nice ducal tiara rests light and easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:24 AM (AURKQ)

272 Fen, I'm glad your son's day went well! And I'm glad he didn't balk at the sandwich. I'm sure he really appreciated it when lunchtime came.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 09:24 AM (aXucN)

273 Accordion playing leads to polka.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 09:04 AM

And this leads to folk music.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


And that leads to James Taylor.


STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:24 AM (HDCbD)

274 Great letter, Fen! Good for you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 09:25 AM (aXucN)

275 And that leads to James Taylor.

STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:24 AM (HDCbD)

Hey, we were still listening to that, Infidel!

Posted by: Ayat'ullah Khamene'i at July 11, 2019 09:26 AM (AURKQ)

276 Rumpole of the Bailey never asked a client if he/she was guilty. Once, one volunteered that she was guilty. He informed her that he could not continue to represent her unless she pleaded "guilty."
"Rumpole and the Alternative Society." "It is my duty to preside over your acquittal, not your martyrdom to the dubious cause of intoxication."

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2019 09:26 AM (I5SAg)

277 Ah, Mo-fo, I think I had trouble since I kept reading it as "fro" which makes no sense since she wears a rag.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 09:26 AM (nRWPy)

278 So why are polka dots called polka dots?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

279 And that leads to James Taylor.


STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:24 AM (HDCbD)

I thought JT stopped terrorism!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2019 09:27 AM (JFO2v)

280 Check out Bing's homepage if you get a chance.
Pretty cool light pollution shot of earf.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:27 AM (HDCbD)

281 Hillary. Stop. You're drunk.

Posted by: Huma at July 11, 2019 09:28 AM (4ZhMv)

282 So why are polka dots called polka dots?"

PR. "Dots" wasn't getting the job done...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:29 AM (6qErC)

283 And if anybody actually find the letter with my name, please consider sending a donation to my tiny poor church. We have some firecrackers including a guy who was in the Navy in the Korean War. We don't talk much about politics, but he said the other day when I visited his wife in rehab, "Donald Trump is my man! When Trump won at 2:00 in the morning I wanted to go and ring the church bell, but Arlene said 'Don't do that. The Democrats around us might come and burn down the church.' " I don't think the would but I laughed.


(Just kidding about the donation. I like to write letters to the paper. I must be one of their regulars so they only publish me every few months.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 09:30 AM (+0VWg)

284 @269 Mary

Boston "Massacre?" With only 5 dead??


Pikers.

Posted by: J. Stalin at July 11, 2019 09:30 AM (4ZhMv)

285 So, everyone banging F5 on the homepage or what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:30 AM (6qErC)

286 lol. Media trying to push the narrative that Democrats Epstein sex scandal is "engulfing Trump.

*pauses*


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

woooooo

That's a good one.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (VpIIl)

287 Pretty cool light pollution shot of earf.


Huh. I didn't realize that everyone in India lived in its northeast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (fuK7c)

288 271 Hell, you can get to the halfway point and you'll be set. As long as you're ensconced in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (FbLDL)

Probably true. Heavy lies the crown, etc., but a nice ducal tiara rests light and easy.

In most ancient societies that was the Priesthood. For example, Egypt - no concept of the separation of Church and State, their religion WAS the State (hmm, muslims are still there after all this time)

Anyway, they had scribes, who kept all the records, and Priests, thousands of them, who made all the day to day decisions and told everyone how they should act.

Today we call those two groups "Bureaucrats" and "Lawyers". Other than that, not much has changed.

Posted by: tom servo at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (V2Yro)

289 So, everyone banging F5 on the homepage or what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Like a crack addicted monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (HDCbD)

290 Violet Beauregarde has died.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48947783

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (oVJmc)

291 290 Violet Beauregarde has died.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48947783
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (oVJmc)

==========

That was a long way down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (FbLDL)

292 So, everyone banging F5 on the homepage or what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

------
I have to pretend to work in between posts...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (9iLHi)

293 That's a good one.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (VpIIl)

Not all that funny... how many lies have become truths because those who know the truth simply scoffed at the liars?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (AURKQ)

294 Like a crack addicted monkey."

"Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)

295 266 262 Watch me cut a rug with Huma!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 11, 2019 09:21 AM (4ZhMv)

Ewwww.
Posted by: m

Gesundheit !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (arJlL)

296 Senator Mike Lee(Uniparty) sponsored the Senate H1b Visas for Foreign Tech Workers Bill.


Explain to again why American kids should go into STEM again?

Posted by: mikeyG at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (3z0gk)

297 286 lol. Media trying to push the narrative that Democrats Epstein sex scandal is "engulfing Trump.

*pauses*


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

woooooo

That's a good one.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (VpIIl)

========

Well, it's the driver of their interest in the story.

It'll be funny when the oxygen they gave the story ends up helping take down some prominent Democrats, leaving Republicans alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (FbLDL)

298 NOOD!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)

299 Huh. I didn't realize that everyone in India lived in its northeast.


Lookit how dark China is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

300 Huh. I didn't realize that everyone in India lived in its northeast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


And no one lives in Nepal & Pakistan at night.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 09:33 AM (HDCbD)

301 That's the funny part. They all think they'll be in charge.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 09:20 AM (6qErC)

Every one of these f-ing bourgeois Ivy League socialists thinks he's going to get at least a management job in a government ministry, and probably be Dear Leader at some point. Nobody ever sees themselves as the Prole in the glorious worker's paradise to come.

It's a gross miscalculation of scale, there are millions of them, and only hundreds of those sort of jobs.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 09:35 AM (J+mig)

302 @283 Fenelon
The last letter I wrote to my paper was to cancel my subscription. Reason: parrot died.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 09:36 AM (U2rG9)

303 Well done, Fen!

Love it!

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 09:37 AM (cF8AT)

304 Well, the hardware is in. Just waiting for the meds now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at July 11, 2019 09:39 AM (5S0FW)

305 @179 no surprise from yahoo news, but such crude propaganda.+++++++++
Considering the cognitive abilities of anyone still getting their agit-prop from the MFM; the cruder the better.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 11, 2019 09:41 AM (LGXGf)

306 201 And so no one misunderstands my jokes and believes it long-term:

Unlike bakers, lawyers can refuse a case or leave a case at will.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 09:02 AM (MvqP

Except in the SDNY.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 11, 2019 09:45 AM (MwFQu)

307 Huh. I didn't realize that everyone in India lived in its northeast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 09:31 AM (fuK7c)


That's incoming Chinese artillery fire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 09:51 AM (cyuo5)

308 Fen- wonderful letter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 09:52 AM (cyuo5)

309 Nothing on the GOP, Kevin McCarthy Visa Betrayal
For millions of us- that is the ONLY news of the month so far.

Posted by: Quilp at July 11, 2019 10:02 AM (Bf3hj)

310 The deal had nothing to do with Epstein being a Democrat and everything to do with him working for a foreign/global entity higher up than the Derp State.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 11, 2019 10:03 AM (13dPG)

311 I like the new format with the bold, capitalized paragraph break titles, very readable!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2019 10:17 AM (jjaLl)

312 One thought about Epstein's connection to "intelligence". What if he had been recruited to generate compromising pictures, which would then be planted secretly on computers to tarnish those to be dangerous by the Swamp???
For the sake of the country, I hope Epstein sings like a canary, and President Trump gets the complete list of Epstein's special guests and take appropriate action.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (sPJyv)

313 The Hon J. J. Sefton
Very good commentary on the dishonourable Mr. Schemer of N'York.May every one guilty be found, and may they all be found guilty.
BTW, I haven't heard from the NAGs as yet, Rush's pet name for thewomen's libbers. Like Bill Clinton, they'll pass on saying anything forthe money and the abortions. The God-less protect the God-less.

Well, enough said.
fch sends

Posted by: Horner, Fentress C. at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (nrKqx)

314 When you call the enemedia "culty", do you mean "culty" like the EU elite? Because 1 hour of satanic ritual kinda freaks people out, which is why this is not widely seen: https://youtu.be/CbOldRsITpQ

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at July 12, 2019 05:25 AM (nIJHj)

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