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Shock! Female Millennial Clickbait "Journalist" Is Super Duper Impressed by Her Non-Accomplishments, Wants Experts to Defer to Her Non-Expertise
A "journalist" at noted leftwing clickbait outrage site New Republic.
Like, fuck my journalism degree and 5 1/2 years on the climate beat, right?
— Emily Atkin (@emorwee) July 10, 2019
Yes, Kellyanne is sexist towards women. That makes total sense.
— Lisa Boothe (@LisaMarieBoothe) July 9, 2019
Just when you think all hope is lost, we get a Fox News contributor to realize that patriarchy has no gender 😉 https://t.co/sMCYk6i31I
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 9, 2019
thanks to steevy.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 06:18 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 10, 2019 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: cornbred at July 10, 2019 06:20 PM (I9p1S)
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 06:20 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: cornbred at July 10, 2019 06:20 PM (I9p1S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 10, 2019 06:21 PM (rJ9Bq)
I assume it was a Hate Crime, of the "a *MAN* dared to disagree with me" type.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: the dandy at July 10, 2019 06:21 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: cornbred at July 10, 2019 06:22 PM (I9p1S)
That would make her about 27 years old.
I think Obama's staff said something about 27 year old people.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 06:22 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: barbarausa at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (W7IZQ)
AOC:"Patriarchy has no gender"
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/335606/
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (85Gof)
From the DailyMail
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (WaxcS)
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Yep. You proved his point entirely by showing the world you are are still counting in half-years.
Oh, and adding "like." Speak like a Valley Girl, get treated like a Valley Girl.
Posted by: jc at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (PuMKG)
STOP
you're kidding me! CAN'T SWIM
I mean, they're probably way out of shape so no worries - strap a little jet to their lard asses or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: JEM at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (8erNz)
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The unconsciously incompetent.
"You can't win an argument with an ignorant man." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:26 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bent dick Bill at July 10, 2019 06:26 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 06:26 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: Yo! at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (gC2IV)
STOP
you're kidding me! CAN'T SWIM
I mean, they're probably way out of shape so no worries - strap a little jet to their lard asses or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)
I got a little truth for ya..when that ship is blown to hell in the Atlantic or pacific, swimming aint gonna mean that much. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (TAmPV)
Go read the DoD news articles. Are they better or worse than what J-school grads produce?
Journalism used to be a skilled trade. It now has no skill at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Ace's Handyman at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Yo! at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)
If you're a science reporter -- pumping out fake "chocolate prevents heart attacks!" stories fed to you by a guy clowning on the media -- that makes you An Scientist. If you report on business or the economy, that makes you An Businessman or An Economist.
same for Hollywood
they play a part, they think they "know"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (vEIlU)
And naturally EVERYTHING is dumbed down so the jocks don't get the academic boot...
I found the whole experience pathetic, and lost all respect for anyone with a journalism degree.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (VPvxh)
well good point
so they why the heck?!?! none of this makes any sense doc!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Kafiroon at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (BKuNR)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
What is the name of the Law or Theorem about when you read an article about a subject that you are well-versed in and the article is wrong about everything, but then you accept all other articles about subjects that you're not well versed in at face value?
Posted by: Furious George at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (9vQJW)
I'm gonna need to see her tits before I make the call.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (OeSfq)
https://tinyurl.com/yyc3w9yv
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (OeSfq)
Already did the important work for you.
She's one of those "depends on the lighting" chics. Some cute pics. Some not so cute pics.
Oh sure - I'd hit it. But that's a comment on her body temperature and complete set of limbs more than anything else.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)
She covers the futanari beat?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
to hell in the Atlantic or pacific, swimming aint gonna mean that much.
Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:27 PM (85Gof)
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True, but don't they famously come from an Island Nation with a strong Seafaring Tradition?
Pathetic. Nelson weeps.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)
Yup. Exactly how real journalists express themselves.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
That is the first question I ask a reality denier when they spout the Great Con, global warming. I've yet to have one of the hundreds I've asked to get it correct.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)
Apprenticeships in the Old Country were 7 years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (AjVAj)
That was hurtful.
Posted by: Michele Fields at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (gmo/4)
What is the name of the Law or Theorem about when you read an article about a subject that you are well-versed in and the article is wrong about everything, but then you accept all other articles about subjects that you're not well versed in at face value?
Posted by: Furious George at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (9vQJW)
Gell-Mann Amnesia
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Stephanie Abrams at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (13dPG)
A: YES
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Possible Thread Winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)
Apparently weather reports are now White Supremacist.
I Can't Even.
(Or as Alex says... "Lo, my puppets weep.")
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (Go39q)
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That makes her a "1" on the AoSHQ binary scale.
Is she better looking than the Terminator chick supposed to give men nightmares? Dude looked like a lady not at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Analysis:
[ ] Not true
[X] True
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (+F2XQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)
She puts emoluments in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (IvUps)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM
**************
Aren't they already doing that now?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Michele Fields at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (OeSfq)
If you still have that rack, I'll make an exception. Hell - bring the detach arm along if you like. We'll find "something" for it to do.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)
And yes, she's being demolished for this idiotic tweet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)
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Sometimes you get the worm, sometimes the worm gets you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Pretty cool, huh? I've been observing the weather for five years and seven months.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)
Hi Jane. That was me. It was apparently Facebook and not Twitter. Twitter was where I saw the news.
Apparently weather reports are now White Supremacist
I Can't Even.
(Or as Alex says... "Lo, my puppets weep.")
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 10, 2019 06:31 PM (Clxcy)
Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
about a subject that you are well-versed in and the article is wrong
about everything, but then you accept all other articles about subjects
that you're not well versed in at face value?
===
Gell-Manning Amnesia effect.
I did not know that "journalists" have the very worst cases.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (nvY/T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)
That's like comparing rabies to anthrax. I'll pass on both.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
A journalism degree is a signifier of a subnormal IQ. If she wanted to be taken seriously she should have majored in, like, science.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (Wx/+I)
---True, but don't they famously come from an Island Nation with a strong Seafaring Tradition?
When was last time their Olympic Swim Team won a medal?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (TAmPV)
https://tinyurl.com/y4l8wvwp
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (k3g2v)
you read an article about a subject that you are well-versed in and the
article is wrong about everything, but then you accept all other
articles about subjects that you're not well versed in at face value?
Posted by: Furious George at July 10, 2019 06:28 PM (9vQJW)
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Michael Crichton called it the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Who I didn't appreciate enough when he was alive.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
Corrected for accuracy, Your Editor
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (cTHyD)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (DR0sS)
She accidentally makes an accurate statement about DHS then goes into bonus mode.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (Khijz)
I got one of the easiest degrees possible to get, and spent 5+ years
getting smart people to dumb down their knowledge so could understand it
so I must be smart.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (nvY/T)
She's not the sharpest pencil in the box. It took her five and a half years to realize she got a shitty degree.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (t6MX/)
A journalism degree is a signifier of a subnormal IQ. If she wanted to be taken seriously she should have majored in, like, science.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (Wx/+I)
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perhaps even -- dare I say it? -- COMPUTER science.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Just checked her Twitter bio. She also knows a great deal about "crystals". Back off, Ace. She's a real scientist.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (DR0sS)
So she's a Marianne Williamson supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
See what Bill and Neil love most about calving icebergs!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 06:33 PM (TAmPV)
Which is EXACTLY why they got so good at building boats !!!
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (hjaPQ)
Being grammatically correct is well past its due date.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (1dTB/)
Is twitchy still the Ben Shapiro Tiger Beat?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 06:32 PM (13dPG)
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Are we EVER! Watch Ben Shapiro DESTROY this high school girl with FACTS and LOGIC.
Posted by: Twitchy Team at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
to hell in the Atlantic or pacific, swimming aint gonna mean that much.
Lol
---------
Last night we discussed the pros and cons of a seagull diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen
She also loves Crystal Light Ice Tea...
"It's the yummiest"
Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (vd8XM)
"ooh calving sounds totally hawt!"
--Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:35 PM (39g3+)
Cronkite dropped out of college.
Do a google search for "J-School ate my brain" sometime. Classic article from the 1990s.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (VPvxh)
Mark (reserve). Staff now on delta bravo alert. Protective Headgear
required to enter living areas. Urgent plea to hide all unopened bottles
of Wild Turkey has gone out.
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (q177U)
Bill has locked himself in the now empty wine cellar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (yhf6w)
Five years as a "climate reporter" may qualify you to tell me the sky is blue. But then you say you have a journalism degree, and I know better than to trust a word you say.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (/a9HH)
Ooh. Pencils the size of a Q-tip. Gotta add that to my Special Selfie Aids Collection.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (VPvxh)
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
E-surance lady: "That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (XKZwp)
We can all copy-and-paste and use a keyboard and search with a browser. So, yeah, fuck your journalism degree.
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (+0VWg)
She looks like Mort's Wife on Family Guy.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (85Gof)
Like not one iota seriously wtf
I am a misanthrope generally, but probably a hair more a misogynist. I swear to you that "patriarchy" has NOTHING to do with that.
AOC being a massive dolt does, however, have something to do with it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (Rarvo)
"Folks, the asteroid will collide with the Earth in two days, wiping out all life. If only we had a journalism major with 5 1/2 years on the space beat to give us a solution."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (1dTB/)
Climate Beat sounds like a magazine for teenage girls with glam cover
shots of Bill Nye and Neil Whatsisface smiling coquettishly.
See what Bill and Neil love most about calving icebergs!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 06:34 PM (xPJvm)
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In practical terms, she knows how to cut and paste the news releases and then call up environmental groups for the pull quote.
Unless it's already in the news release.
Probably cost her parents $40,000+ to teach her this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Argus with that, haterz!
Posted by: zombie at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (oFcdC)
You bastages.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)
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He had econuts down. I forget the book about them... maybe State of Fear?
but it was totally believable and I suspect with a 90% certainty true.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: Up Quarks Local 881 at July 10, 2019 06:38 PM (Jj+59)
The sport must be getting too popular again, its like clockwork
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (VPvxh)
If that person went on to basically ask the same questions of a bunch of other programmers who did the same thing as me, they might learn enough to ask intelligent questions and eventually get to the 1,000 foot view.
That's still a long mental slog away from actually knowing enough about a professional project to make improvements to that project and add new features and etc.
Even if they spent a while to learn how to do that, you'd STILL be miles and miles away from knowing enough about the cutting edge research going on at the PhD level and all the changes going on in the entire industry.
Atkin is like the tech scrub that thinks because they know JavaScript and read a few papers on Bitcoin, they're going to revolutionize the tech world with their blockchain all the things idea.
Posted by: Your Quisling Media at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder
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In the world of 'Journalism', the 'Climate Beat' is probably the equivalent of Used Car Salesman where sales are concerned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (+lVUW)
Fine. Go home to Venezuela.
We'll call you when we need you.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (OeSfq)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (OeSfq)
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So actually a "0"?
Do we need to review the previous decision?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: AOC at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tubby McCain at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (n6bs1)
Yes, but at least they are a doctor and musician respectively.
The idea that a journo degree is in any shape or form the equivalent of a phd in metereology is just bat-shit-fucking insane.
I bet the last math class she took was algebra 2.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (pw+jk)
In the trades that's known as biting the hand that feeds you.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (1dTB/)
*spits*
But now it's Beer O'Clock in Wisconsin, and all is well.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (I1oSB)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (dNzKv)
Probably
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (85Gof)
In fact consider that a mark of true wisdom - getting more humble as you learn more. The egotists tend to learn very little, and over-simplify every issue.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (VPvxh)
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I once spent 3 days trying to find an additional 8us of processor time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (mk9aG)
"I write and edit on rats, poop, corpses, crystals, food and health, but mostly the climate @newrepublic"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
I said naw. 5 years working full time is ten thousand.
Posted by: nip at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (+lVUW)
Huh? Huh? Then she (or he or it) is just another victim.
Posted by: socalcon at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (Roy2Z)
Whenever I have enough of one of these "idea guys" ... I get up, invite them to the keyboard, say "have at it sport", and go hit the vending machine.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (CMq2e)
but it was totally believable and I suspect with a 90% certainty true.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Oh man. The actor getting eaten by the cannibals was priceless.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (tH5fk)
*spits*
But now it's Beer O'Clock in Wisconsin, and all is well.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 06:41 PM (I1oSB)
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When is it NOT beer'o'clock in Wisconsin?
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (3JbJY)
Aide: OK, I'll call a meteorologist.
Mayor: No no no, I need a girl!
Aide: OK...I'll try to get ahold of Epstein.
Mayor: NO, a female journalist!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (qSCcj)
I really have no hope for our future and drink into a bottle if I think about it too much.
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (3XGst)
In the old days, newspaper writers didn't even HAVE journalism degrees.
There was no such thing at most schools till the 1970s - it was thought
that anyone could be a journalist, and you were better off getting your
degree in something else first. It was also expected you would have
some worldly experience to call upon.
Cronkite dropped out of college.
Do a google search for "J-School ate my brain" sometime. Classic article from the 1990s.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:36 PM (VPvxh)
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Uncle Walter gets a bum rap in a lot of ways.
Yes, he was a liberal and yes he tried to twist the news to his views.
But he also was brave enough to ride on a glider to Eindoven in Sept. 1944 armed with a typewriter.
That counts for a lot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (cfSRQ)
(Seinfeld quote)
**considers who the catfighters are in this instance........UGGH!**
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (Khijz)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (0lFO7)
Yeah. There really is such a thing.
When he talks we politely listen then go in with the real conversation. On the upside his girlfriend has nice bewbs.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:37 PM (NgKpN)
Which actually brings up an interesting scientifical question.
What is the unit of Measure for Sarcasm?
A Rickle? for Don Rickles?
A Groucho? Dangerfield is too explicit...
or, may I suggest a WC Field?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)
I bet the last math class she took was algebra 2."
This -- the amount of math he's forgotten likely swamps her total academic career.
Amazing how the people who Love Science Sexually think understanding it takes no effort.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (/a9HH)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (CMq2e)
Just make sure you have a back-up pencil on hand before you do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (Mouru)
You got it in one. Good job. You are smart not stupid like people say.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (MC5xf)
For some reason lefties think that their politicizing science is a good thing.
"Worked for me!" - Trofim Lysenko
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (VPvxh)
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As an engineering consultant for 30+ years, the expert is the guy who says a project will cost the most and take the longest. He has experience and wisdom. I have cleaned up the shit others have left for profitable sums but it is high pressure and the things they think will work...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 06:40 PM (dNzKv)
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Medical mistakes kill more people than guns and cars combined.
Fact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (+CiEK)
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (Mco0F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Tubby McCain at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
From the DailyMail
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 10, 2019 06:24 PM (dKiJG)
I got out of really lousy duty in boot camp by teaching would be sailors how to swim and also jump off the 10m platform. I was dumbfounded that you'd join the Navy and not know how to swim.
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
She eventually got into "science journalism" and started pumping out these pieces about SCIENCE that started winning all these awards because Vagina. Amount she knew about science? Zero.
Well, fast forward to today, and guess what? SHE'S A PROFESSOR AT A MAJOR UNIVERSITY'S JOURNALISM DEPARTMENT specializing in -- yup, you guessed it -- science journalism, and how to do it.
So, even the PROFESSORS of people like "Female Millennial Clickbait "Journalist" Emily Atkin" are flaming idiots.
The stupidity goes generations deep.
It's Dunning Kruger Syndrome all the way down.
Posted by: zombie at July 10, 2019 06:45 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
Lol. I know.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:45 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
I thought that's what the boats were for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (Mouru)
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: FBI makes multiple arrests in Puerto Rico corruption scandal, prompting calls for governor's ouster and concerns about the billions of dollars in hurricane disaster relief aid approved by Congress for the island
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Oh. 'New Republic'. Well, explains it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (CDGwz)
What is the unit of Measure for Sarcasm?
A Rickle? for Don Rickles?
A Groucho? Dangerfield is too explicit...
or, may I suggest a WC Field?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)
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Rickles is an insult comic. Sarcastic, but always insulting.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bill Krystol at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (yL25O)
Fact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
You ain't seen nothing yet. The NPs are just getting started.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:39 PM (CDGwz)
Good analogy. Selling garbage "science" to the dimwitted.
I actually had a global warming/climate change discussion with one of these science experts. Turns out he was, no-BS, a used car salesman.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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'...that explains it...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (yL25O)
That's the phenomenon where people are too stupid and inept to know they are stupid and inept.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 06:47 PM (3JbJY)
Slick ... we told the Admin Asst we all hated that she couldn't join our Lottery Pool - because the game ran out of numbers.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:47 PM (Go39q)
Royal Navy's biggest ship had to return to port not due to a small Leak but Sailors not being able to swim.
Does the ship not float?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
We should totally give them Statehood.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (OeSfq)
teaching would be sailors how to swim and also jump off the 10m
platform. I was dumbfounded that you'd join the Navy and not know how
to swim.
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
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Maybe submariners?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tubby McCain at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Isn't sarcasm, by its very definition, insulting?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
It's the Kid's Birthday Party Clown of show business.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (Mouru)
18 OT and you have probably seen this but it made me LOL
AOC:"Patriarchy has no gender"
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/335606/
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 06:23 PM (AjVAj)
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Pelosi is the Evil Patriarch of Congress.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (4ugnK)
Posted by: Chris M at July 10, 2019 06:48 PM (2YOX8)
BREAKING: FBI makes multiple arrests in Puerto Rico corruption
scandal, prompting calls for governor's ouster and concerns about the
billions of dollars in hurricane disaster relief aid approved by
Congress for the island
*ahem*Haiti.
*ahem*
Clintons.
*ahem*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Not even with ace's dick.
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (uEbPt)
Get off of me Tubby
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)
A Groucho? Dangerfield is too explicit...
or, may I suggest a WC Field?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 10, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)
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Kinison
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)
I think your humility about it is refreshing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2019 06:42 PM (+lVUW) "
This.
The politics came first, the science was hammered and bent to fit.
First the Coming Ice Age, then the Ozone Hole, then Global Warming, then Climate Change ... all problems with the same cure; higher taxes, less freedom, give up fossil fuels, & so on & so on.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (I1oSB)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (n6bs1)
I
actually had a global warming/climate change discussion with one of
these science experts. Turns out he was, no-BS, a used car salesman.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)
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Hey my father was a used car salesman and he knew more about people than any other person I have ever known.
His favorite thing to say was "Jimmy, the people that think they are smart are the easiest to fool." Yet to see that little jewel ever be wrong. Also explains the demofascists and media to a tee.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (pw+jk)
No, sweetie. Fuck YOU.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)
An imperial kinison unit
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:50 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (Oc2sd)
Jonah looks like he didn't iron his shirt, and his tie is slightly crooked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)
Maybe if you roll it up and use lube. Have to be careful for paper cuts though. They still make those out of sheepskin?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
And non-provable.
Me? I like the weather today, so let's not fuck it up.
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (n6bs1)
We're all going to die because of an extra 150 PPM of CO2.
That is so damn small I doubt their ability to accurately measure it, universally, across the globe.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (Go39q)
At least in one class I got to sit next to a guy who became a world famous cartoonist.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (axyOa)
Not even with ace's dick.
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 06:49 PM (uEbPt)
...
That's five AND A HALF haters.
Little kids do this. Count half years.
Also mature, woke SJW journalists.
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (yL25O)
Jonah Goldberg is on Fox saying Trump "made" Acosta hold a presser.
How *DARE* Trump seek to clarify the issue?!????
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 06:52 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (gC2IV)
Latest GFS shows max wind gusts and rainfall around New Orleans prolonged strong winds, tho perhaps not structurally damaging , starting from the east then going to south, would enhance the combination of the High Mississippi and heavy rains to warrant concern for flooding
https://tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (1dTB/)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)
Lol. Hey dont hold back on my account
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (Mouru)
BREAKING: FBI makes multiple arrests in Puerto Rico corruption
scandal, prompting calls for governor's ouster and concerns about the
billions of dollars in hurricane disaster relief aid approved by
Congress for the island
*ahem*Haiti.
*ahem*
Clintons.
*ahem*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Wait? So this isn't Trump's fault? I was assured by 'experts' that it was totally Trump's fault.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Diogenes
Welllll........
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)
Lol. Hey dont hold back on my account
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I'm still angling for the Swift Boat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 06:29 PM (AjVAj)
Their favorite bird is the swallow?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (sy5kK)
Medical mistakes kill more people than guns and cars combined.
Fact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
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Only ten (10) times to one hundred (100) times more bodies every year.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Chris M at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (2YOX8)
Jonah looks like he didn't iron his shirt, and his tie is slightly crooked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
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Ironing takes time. Time from finding bull for my wife, cleaning up after their sex parties, and doing the sheets in the laundry, and...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (pw+jk)
Jonah Goldberg is on Fox saying Trump "made" Acosta hold a presser.
He should've been like Bush and stayed above it all.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (TAmPV)
Latest GFS shows max wind gusts and rainfall around New Orleans
prolonged strong winds, tho perhaps not structurally damaging , starting
from the east then going to south, would enhance the combination of the
High Mississippi and heavy rains to warrant concern for flooding
https://tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (1dTB/)
Potential Hurricane Barry is getting pissy. Stay safe, everyone in its path.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
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Watching a bunch of recruits freezing up and thus getting thrown OFF the platform was a treat.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (+F2XQ)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (/Fmtj)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz
Well they need a land guy to untie the ships from the docks.
Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (Izzlo)
scandal, prompting calls for governor's ouster and concerns about the
billions of dollars in hurricane disaster relief aid approved by
Congress for the island
*ahem*Haiti.
*ahem*
Clintons.
*ahem*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Wait? So this isn't Trump's fault? I was assured by 'experts' that it was totally Trump's fault.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (Oc2sd)
bwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Suck it Governor PR.
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
(Not dictionary definition - real world)
Personally, it depends on the area of expertise, but I'd say one is not a true expert before at least around 20 years in the field actually working hands-on with a equal amount of time during that same period studying, reading, exploring those areas of the field beyond their actual work.
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (Khijz)
That you can even get a degree in journalism is a joke. Journalism
certificates should be handed out at a weekend seminar at a Red Roof
Inn.
*****
Micro Soft should give out journalism degrees when you complete a 2 hour training video on MS Word
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)
to swim.
I did. Still don't swim very well. Not much need for swimming on a sub.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (kLDv+)
Did anyone ask him when we can expect the first edition of the newsletter? This deafening buzz is getting unbearable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cicero
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I will, tiresomely perhaps, point out again that the UNC (4th in the nation ranked) School of Journalism eliminated all requirements for history and economics classes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (+F2XQ)
It sure is.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 06:46 PM (Mouru)
Yeah, until a frigate punches a hole in your side during a FUBAR'd UNREP. There was some nervousness while at general quarters and our ship took a list.
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (kiSdp)
YES...Fuck your journalizm degree
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: jess goldberg at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (cTHyD)
Gary Larson.
Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)
...
Dude. I was thinking some political cartoon hack.
That's awesome.
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 06:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 06:58 PM (tH5fk)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)
Lol. Hey dont hold back on my account
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Don't feel bad. When I joined the Air Force, I didn't know how to fly. When I got out, I still couldn't fly but I could drink coffee by the gallon and cases of beer. Progress!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 06:58 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: budman at July 10, 2019 06:58 PM (GAe1x)
Latest GFS shows max wind gusts and rainfall around New Orleans prolonged strong winds, tho perhaps not structurally damaging , starting from the east then going to south, would enhance the combination of the High Mississippi and heavy rains to warrant concern for flooding
https://tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y48ps9mp
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 06:53 PM (1dTB/)
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Can someone tweet this to Donny Two Scoops?
New Orleans is still run by Democrats, and isn't the Louisiana Governor a Democrat too?
If anyone can fuck things up, it is a Democrat.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 06:58 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Westminister Kennel Club at July 10, 2019 06:59 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
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Assistant Crack Whore > Journalist
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 06:57 PM (q177U)
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I read his wiki and the whiff is poor. I always suspect the "I was a Marine Recon SEAL Ranger" types ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 06:59 PM (3JbJY)
Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)
I knew a guy named Doug who had a large framed copy of the one with a sign on a fence that read "Beware of Doug" with a weird looking guy peeking around a tree.
Love that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (xPJvm)
teaching would be sailors how to swim and also jump off the 10m
platform. I was dumbfounded that you'd join the Navy and not know how to
swim.
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
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Watching a bunch of recruits freezing up and thus getting thrown OFF the platform was a treat.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM (+F2XQ)
Our swimming test in Ranger school was jumping into 35 degree Victory Pond water and paddling back to the dock. First guys in had to break a thing ice sheen.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (A+M5E)
This line from that Cusak chick in Working Girl comes to mind:
"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna; never will."
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: physics geek at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (huQJB)
How many dog years does a J Degree take?
Posted by: Westminister Kennel Club at July 10, 2019 06:59 PM (Jj+59)
Good boys? Not long. For dumb bitches? Yeesh.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: jess goldberg at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (13dPG)
Although I may have lied on my resume, which is considered initiative in that field.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (6/uwW)
Behold the power of this fully functional journalism degree!
(Oh, and 5 1/2 years reading Tiger Beat)
Posted by: imp at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (84wAH)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (Khijz)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Yeah, but you probably acquired an unhealthy addiction to air conditioning. So, there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: physics geek at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)
That plus the recycled farts is why couldn't do subs.
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (EgshT)
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)
It's a sloppy, rude way of expressing oneself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (mWtgZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: physics geek at July 10, 2019 07:01 PM (huQJB)
...
How about 13 1/2 years?
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (yL25O)
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That level is called, unconscious competence. As contrasted with #34.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)
Not until someone accidentally opens the damn door, anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (Oc2sd)
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
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lol. Exactly.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:03 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 10, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (13dPG)
The pumpkin is against the wall.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Still don't swim very well. Not much need for swimming on a sub. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)
Holding your breath is important though.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (TAmPV)
I wonder why Emily didn't just hold up fingers and say "this many."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (Mouru)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And people join the Air Force and don't know how to fly!!
Incroyable!
Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Holy shit. YOU'RE Gecko45?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (Mouru)
Ain't no difference except dying more frustrated and tired.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (t6MX/)
Okay, you twat, explain the Carnot cycle to me.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (85Gof)
...
Had an EIT ask me after a meeting the other day when you learn to "talk like that"--essentially stand up in a somewhat heated meeting and work out the issue on a whiteboard for the group.
I could only tell him somewhere between year 1 and year 25.
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (yL25O)
Boss - so lemme ask ya, how fast can you type?
Emily - about 15 words a minute.
Boss - I see, so you're a huntin' pecker?
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (A+M5E)
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 10, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)
Her again?
It HURTS!
BAD!
Posted by: The Stupid at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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"This is no shit man! There he was, balls deep. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (+F2XQ)
Posted by: keena at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (XP00b)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (3XGst)
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I've been having sex with woman for nearly 40 years and still don't have a clue about them, other than "flowers" and "jewelry" ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (z2W2E)
to swim.
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*out of respect for certain fellow Morons, suppresses comment*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And people join the Air Force and don't know how to fly!!
Incroyable!
Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (vcOmj)
Some people join Space Force and don't bang green alien chicks
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:04 PM (t6MX/)
I've never been on a sub, but yeah, I guess the best mindset in that situation is "let's just relax and get this over with."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (aR6C/)
I got a little truth for ya..when that ship is blown to hell in the Atlantic or pacific, swimming aint gonna mean that much. Lol
___________________
The sharks probably appreciate it though, since it makes the chase a little more fun for them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (k4dH2)
Plenty of people join the Army and don't know how to shoot.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (9t0Zz)
Dude. I was thinking some political cartoon hack.
That's awesome.
Posted by: TexaDan
****
His doodles were interesting.
The Edward R. Morrow School of Journalism, Washington State University.
Go Cougs.!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (axyOa)
I've been married 23 and 1/2 years and still don't know jack shit about it.
Posted by: jsg
You won't get any smarter with time. Don't ask me how I learned this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (Wx/+I)
What, none of them?
But, it's a science and it's settled!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (tGyaf)
Posted by: TexaDan at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (yL25O)
Come December, my experience will qualify me to be a journalist. Gotta work up to that level, don't you know.
Posted by: physics geek at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (huQJB)
Baseball history, playing side scrolling video games, and onanism.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (84wAH)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (9t0Zz)
They do still have to know how to walk, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (Mouru)
35 degree Victory Pond water and paddling back to the dock.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (A+M5E)
First time I went abalone diving on the North Coast of CA, I figured, "What the hell!" give it a shot without a wet suit. 45 degree water is really, really fucking cold. No way I could have stayed in the water voluntarily for more than a minute or two, much less gotten an abalone.
So 35 degrees is fucking insane.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (wYseH)
Baseball history, playing side scrolling video games, and onanism.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (84wA
You've been banging your brother's widow and pulling out at the last second for 20 years now?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
I got a little truth for ya..when that ship is blown to hell in the Atlantic or pacific, swimming aint gonna mean that much. Lol ___________________
Unless there is a piece of something floating 20 yards away
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (TAmPV)
Yep sugartits. You got it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (HDCbD)
So if the patriarchy has no gender, then what the fuck is it?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
It's like the chicken that has no bone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (aKsyK)
She's uninteresting and stupid.
Y'all just feed that whore with every post. Please stop. Talk about "smart" stuff, not Ms. Cortez.
She's not smart.
Be a smart commenter.
If she got .01$ for every post would you still post? Cuz her "reach" is measured in shit like that. (It's called "mentions".)
You're empowering the very person you despise by talking about her 24X7.
Yes, she's an idiot. We all know that by now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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"This is no shit man! There he was, balls deep. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM
If I'm lying, I'm dying!
There I was...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (axyOa)
++++
There is no graphite on the roof you are mistaken!
Posted by: That Russian guy at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (9t0Zz)
They do still have to know how to walk, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (Mouru)
Sure. Not necessarily upright, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (TAmPV)
Yeah your legs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (DRWZX)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (84wAH)
So 35 degrees is fucking insane.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM (wYseH)
lol get fucked
Posted by: The Abalone at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:06 PM (axyOa)
I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for some Cougar Gold today!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (RpnmO)
Most journos don't make much money, and the envy of more financially successful people is a part of their psychological makeup.
They compensate for being underpaid (in their opinion) with outsized egos and overweening (or over weenied) opinions of their intellectual superiority and general all-knowingness.
Posted by: Miklos (ed. emeritus) at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Oh, you're in one of those top-secret units where all the members are officially dead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (OeSfq)
"What the hell!" give it a shot without a wet suit. 45 degree water is
really, really fucking cold. No way I could have stayed in the water
voluntarily for more than a minute or two, much less gotten an abalone.
So 35 degrees is fucking insane.
It's at that point that your willy climbs back up into the pleural cavity.
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (T6t7i)
Unless there is a piece of something floating 20 yards away
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Row well and live.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:55 PM
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That is very disrespectful of the NWS to refer to Barack by the diminutive name Barry.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (T6t7i)
Takes a dent puller to get it right side out again.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----
"This is no shit man! There he was, balls deep. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 07:05 PM
If I'm lying, I'm dying!
There I was...
Posted by: Diogenes
I don't want to brag but....
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (Wx/+I)
One of my favorite things is watching people who actually served outing some stolen valor jackwagon online. Asking questions that force the poor sap to google furiously, getting details about places they say they were at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (39g3+)
35 degree Victory Pond water and paddling back to the dock.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:00 PM (A+M5E)
First time I went abalone diving on the North Coast of CA, I figured, "What the hell!" give it a shot without a wet suit. 45 degree water is really, really fucking cold. No way I could have stayed in the water voluntarily for more than a minute or two, much less gotten an abalone.
So 35 degrees is fucking insane.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:07 PM
***
River crossing training at Ft Lewis. Water in the Nisqually River...39 degrees. Gawd I hated that.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (T6t7i)
Takes a dent puller to get it right side out again.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
...
I can achieve 1x10-3 atmospheres.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (yL25O)
Pretty sure he's becoming less woke.
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (OE84+)
By established protocols of eliteness, a journalism undergrad degree from an Ivy League school beats science-y graduate degrees from anywhere other than MIT. And if she has interned even 1 day at the New York Times, then she beats even a doctorate degree in particle physics from MIT.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (dYe5S)
Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (x/2Z8)
Remember, I'm Ace-Endorsed, so it has to be good!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)
The Mississippi is filling up.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM (1dTB/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Oh, you're in one of those top-secret units where all the members are officially dead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I was so hush hush top secret, that if I looked at you I'd have to kill you.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)
We used to swim in that as kids.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
But he's still got the Magic Hat. Which he could show you, but then....
Posted by: Miklos, balls deep regardless at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)
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Dude! I was just thinking about Ft. Lewis too! Was doing a rope bridge, got halfway across, and the girl in fron of me panicked and let go. There I was stranded in the middle of the river for 30 minutes until they dragged her ass out and I could continue. lol
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (3JbJY)
Jonah Goldberg is on Fox saying Trump "made" Acosta hold a presser.
Jonah looks like he didn't iron his shirt, and his tie is slightly crooked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
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What's his degree in?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)
...
I got into Cayuga Lake on Easter weekend one year while ice was still in view from shore.
Holy crap.
Also someone took my towel.
I know there are lots of polar bear club people but once was plenty for me.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2019 06:44 PM (kiSdp)
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When I got to my first duty station at Schofield Barracks back in the late 80s, I was required to take a leap of the 10 m board in full battle rattle, and turn my BDU pants into floatation devices.
I had fun.
Some of my platoonmates, not so much.
This was the Army back in the late 80s.
Kinda gobsmacked that sailors can't swim in this day and age...
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (z+X2W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (39g3+)
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando
Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real
hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
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lol. Exactly.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:03 PM (3JbJY)
Which is why I rarely bring it up. I do occasionally like to share experiences.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (A+M5E)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)
You need to get Ace to do a cover blurb for you.
"A gripping tale of tragedy and triumph"
"The must-read account that everyone will be talking about!"
"Valuable coupons inside"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (axyOa)
Almost as tough as J School.
Posted by: Emily Atkin at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (wYseH)
They want to do is
Yeah I would not do that! Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (85Gof)
Army tale: "This is no shit, man!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (Wx/+I)
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There is no Air Force equivalent, because we always speak the truth.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (cTHyD)
I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for some Cougar Gold today!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM
****
I know, right!!?? Even Bluebell loves it for fondue.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (axyOa)
Sandy has a nice pair of cans. I'd bang the stuffing out of her and tell her my name was Jorge from Cabo.
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)
You need to get Ace to do a cover blurb for you.
"A gripping tale of tragedy and triumph"
"The must-read account that everyone will be talking about!"
"Valuable coupons inside"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (Mouru)
..
Better than the back of Kaboom cereal boxes.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (RU4sa)
We had to float or tread water for about 3-5 minutes, as I recall. Still ain't going to help when starting a couple hundred feet down, after an implosion, in cold Pacific Ocean.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (t6MX/)
Kinda gobsmacked that sailors can't swim in this day and age...
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:13 PM (RU4sa)
Did much the same, except for the high dive part. I was kind of appalled at how many of the guys were damn near panicking as they stood poolside.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (xPJvm)
I think that's the pattern with real people who did that kind of work. It just isn't something you talk about, let alone brag about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miklos (ed. emeritus) at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (t6MX/)
5 minutes and no lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 07:16 PM (85Gof)
360 Can we stop discussing Ms. Cortez. Her 15 minutes of fame was up 8 months ago.
She's uninteresting and stupid.
Y'all just feed that whore with every post. Please stop. Talk about "smart" stuff, not Ms. Cortez.
She's not smart.
Be a smart commenter.
If she got .01$ for every post would you still post? Cuz her "reach" is measured in shit like that. (It's called "mentions".)
You're empowering the very person you despise by talking about her 24X7.
Yes, she's an idiot. We all know that by now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)
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No,
We are making AOC the face of the Democrat Party.
Along with Talib R. and Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: rd at July 10, 2019 07:16 PM (EK+Pw)
Raining in the red zone TN, AR border.
The Mississippi is filling up.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM (1dTB/)
The Mississippi has already been full down here for a couple months. There's a real chance it could be over-topping some of the levees by Friday.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (rnXGe)
In her defense, she was not giving beejers for leads like the other news bimbo, so far as we know.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)
late 80s, I was required to take a leap of the 10 m board in full battle
rattle, and turn my BDU pants into floatation devices.
I had fun.
Some of my platoonmates, not so much.
This was the Army back in the late 80s.
Kinda gobsmacked that sailors can't swim in this day and age.-------------
To qualify to fly offshore, oilfield offshore, now you have to do the upside down helicopter simulation and to the pant flotation device exercise.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (A+M5E)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (t6MX/)
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I took a lifeguard course in the Army and the final test was being able to tread water -- legs only, no hands -- for 90 minutes. That like totally makes me a SEAL.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (3JbJY)
You need to get Ace to do a cover blurb for you.
"A gripping tale of tragedy and triumph"
"The must-read account that everyone will be talking about!"
"Valuable coupons inside"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (Mouru)
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"Pairs well with Valu-Rite"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)
I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for some Cougar Gold today!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:09 PM
****
I know, right!!?? Even Bluebell loves it for fondue.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (axyOa)
I've never done crack, but I suspect Cougar Gold is close. If you like cheese and have tried it, you know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:12 PM
****
I grew up on the Sultan River further north. Just as cold. But a couple of good swimming holes on the hot days.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Miklos the Calypsonian at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Most journos don't make much money, and the envy of more
FIFY
Posted by: pep at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (T6t7i)
I had a cousin who was stationed there in the late 1980s....she liked it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (wYseH)
Most journos don't make much money, and the envy of more financially successful people is a part of their psychological makeup.
Posted by: Miklos (ed. emeritus)
Status anxiety. Journos are nothing compared to classical musicians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (Wx/+I)
We are making AOC the face of the Democrat Party.
The donkey has been the face of the democrats since 1828
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)
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Aly Watkins?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)
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I was disappointed that the snot rope I was sporting as I exited the gas chamber wasn't the longest in the unit's history...
Still bummed about it to this day.
Definitely not worth bragging about.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (RU4sa)
"I was there when the shit hit the fan in Vietnam. I was there man. We ran ops deep into Canada. We were elite man. We knew how to kill Charlie even when he was disguised as an evil Quebecer. We were that good."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, and Called It Brad at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (OeSfq)
I took a lifeguard course in the Army and the final test was being able to tread water -- legs only, no hands -- for 90 minutes. That like totally makes me a SEAL.
Posted by: Kingsnake
You have legs like that bicycle rider on the Liberty Mutual commercial.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM
****
You're not wrong. A couple a loafs of sourdough bread, some salami, a tin of Cougar Gold cheddar, and a few bottles of wine.
If I'm ever on death row, that's my last meal.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: An Observation at July 10, 2019 07:20 PM (+WKux)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:20 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2019 07:20 PM (pNkYU)
test was being able to tread water -- legs only, no hands -- for 90
minutes.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:17 PM (3JbJY)
Water polo practice! We got into a circle and passed chairs around the circle for 15 minutes. Fun stuff if you are young and profoundly stupid...which I was.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:20 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 07:21 PM (FTPVM)
(I sucked it up and got my jump wings.)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:21 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (K22Va)
I took a lifeguard course in the Army and the final test was being able to tread water -- legs only, no hands -- for 90 minutes. That like totally makes me a SEAL.
Posted by: Kingsnake
You have legs like that bicycle rider on the Liberty Mutual commercial.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (aKsyK)
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Totally qualifies me for the Tour de France.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (3JbJY)
Kamala Harris' sincerity problem
in The Week
This is the feeling I got from her early on. She's not very bright and she does "says stuff."
The piece is pretty scathing.
https://tinyurl.com/y3k7avzw
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (vEIlU)
"Oh Emily, I hope you screw better than you think or write, because it would be prudent to have a backup career."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (Wx/+I)
You're not wrong. A couple a loafs of sourdough bread, some salami, a tin of Cougar Gold cheddar, and a few bottles of wine.
If I'm ever on death row, that's my last meal.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (axyOa)
The good thing is that one does not have to commit a capital crime to enjoy Cougar Gold.
Because if you did, there would be a lot more capital crimes.
It's that good, dammit!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (3JbJY)
Drugs?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:18 PM (wYseH)
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I was not a happy camper when I got my orders and I saw that my plan of getting away from my folks just went down the shitter.
But little did I know that the good Lord had plans for me...
Met my future Ex-ex there (same battalion, different company) and had both my kids there at Crippler, er, Tripler.
So now, as I look back at my time both growing up in Hawai'i as well as my early adulthood years, I can only smh at the way life can turn out.
And smile with some fondness.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM
****
Poetry dude...pure poetry!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (axyOa)
The only water we got near in basic training were swamps in Fort Polk.
Might be a nice state otherwise but they'll never see me there again.
And snakes.
Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (K22Va)
We used to go treading through the bayou on England AFB with the water moccasins.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)
The consensus was wait.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (z+X2W)
I'd suggest coding but that's probably outside her range.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (8lGpb)
Lol, who has more fun than the army. My mask leaked.
Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
How frustrated are you that you haven't been banned yet? Is it sort of an insult that you're not important enough for banning?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:20 PM (Mouru)
I think I actually used that in a book thread recently.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (oifcv)
critiques Sandy and is on Trump's staff- she is being patriarchal in carrying out his will. It's a lot easier for Sandy to assert this than to recognize any flaws in her own character, way of speaking or ideas that could cause another women to not agree with her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:26 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (3JbJY)
Drugs?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:23 PM (rnXGe)
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I almost flunked high school chemistry, so that totally makes me like George Jung.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:26 PM (3JbJY)
Yeah I went swimming with a cottonmouth in Missouri once. wasn't my idea, just me and another kid at the swimmin hole, and it comes swimming on past me, all sinuous and ignoring me. Ate a frog at the edge of the pond. That was the park he told me to watch out for snapping turtles. Sometimes those southern boys will exaggerate things to make fun of the visitors, but I think he figured I was country too since I'm from Oregon. Those turtles are no joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:24 PM (z+X2W)
HO! HO! HO! HO!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
HAHAHAHA!*aims right hand at wrist of left hand*"There I was..."
Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2019 07:27 PM (pNkYU)
For every encounter you have in life, you should keep that in mind.
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 07:27 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:26 PM (39g3+)
Used to catch those, too, while down there. Felt like a regular Huck Finn.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (t6MX/)
I'm not even sure the Steinke Hoods we had would have worked to get all ho ho'd up in one.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (z+X2W)
Not all Millennials are arrogant and ignorant and self-absorbed like them, but THIS is exactly what people are talking about when they say Millennials are the worst!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (bDqIh)
Still bummed about it to this day.
Definitely not worth bragging about.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:19 PM (RU4sa)
I had to convince a short timer to do the CS drill back in 1973. Threatened him with a direct order and he still demurred. In one of my weaker acts of kindness I told him I would go through with him, again. Snot rules.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (A+M5E)
flounder,
I'm not even sure the Steinke Hoods we had would have worked to get all ho ho'd up in one.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (z+X2W)
Illusion of safety and security.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:29 PM (13dPG)
There is no Air Force equivalent, because we always speak the truth.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ
Well, there was that one time during survival training on a desert island
Posted by: Major Anthony Nelson at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:25 PM (fuK7c)
I'm not important enough to get dental insurance from AoSHQ, so Twitter is a stretch!
I am trying to titrate my tweets so I find the least offensive thing that will get me bounced. The problem is I don't spend enough time in that sewer. It's boring after a few minutes....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (z+X2W)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (A+M5E)
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You know you've been the Army / Marine Corps awhile when you enjoy the CS chamber ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:28 PM (A+M5E)
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LOL
Too cool.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (K22Va)
I worked with a woman who was a health-beat reporter. She had been a nurse for ten years before becoming a reporter. She knew what she was talking about, but she still reported facts and collected quotes.
How hard is that?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (/+bwe)
I immediately turned and ran back in to find it. My drill sergeant laughed and called me a crazy muthafucka. I simply didn't want to get smoked for losing equipment.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (3JbJY)
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To be fair, once you're an NCO, it becomes more...fun.
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (RU4sa)
"Oh Emily, I hope you screw better than you think or write, because it would be prudent to have a backup career."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:22 PM (wYseH)
let us know if you get
1 blocked
2 banned
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (vEIlU)
I think people get deluded into thinking they are special or that their job is a calling. Its a job, you do your job, same as a cook or a guy on the assembly line, or an illustrator, or an astronaut. Your job doesn't make you special, how well you DO it can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (39g3+)
let us know if you get
1 blocked
2 banned
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (vEIlU)
3 Doxxed
Posted by: Major Anthony Nelson at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 07:30 PM (3JbJY)
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It reminded me of really, really spicy food.
And my sinuses have never been clearer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
And my sinuses have never been clearer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Like good Horseradish
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (TAmPV)
Michael E. Mann
@MichaelEMann
Replying to @emorwee
"a surprisingly large number of climate deniers are misogynists. And so our female colleagues are at the receiving end of a particularly toxic brew of denialism, conspiratorial ideation and misogyny. It is most unfortunate and most disturbing."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)
See, Sandy Milkwagons is the politician for idiots like Emily who go to college.
They go to college, and get taught stuff that, AKSHULLY, is correct, BECUZZ, it's, like, proven BECUZZ, social justice restorative to our planet, our country, our people, our climate, people of color and underprivileged person of sex.
SEE!
STUPID PEOPLE!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (z8c2c)
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (RBOtF)
Michael E. Mann
@MichaelEMann
Replying to @emorwee
"a surprisingly large number of climate deniers are misogynists. And so our female colleagues are at the receiving end of a particularly toxic brew of denialism, conspiratorial ideation and misogyny. It is most unfortunate and most disturbing."
Guaranteed that motherfucker is dipping his thermometer in undergrads.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (z8c2c)
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (RBOtF)
*vomits all over*
Huh. Don't remember eating that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (xPJvm)
This idiot chick is why this drag crap is all over the place.
When I was a kid the only drag anyone knew was Don The Snake Prudhomme.
Now we have homos grabbing little kids and turning them into skinny Divines.
Crazy world.
NEWS
Atlantic City's long dormant drag scene may be coming alive
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (+0VWg)
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood
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No comment.
Posted by: Wendy Davis at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (CDGwz)
Sweetheart, men are much gentler with women than they are with other men.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: x at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (nFwvY)
Thank you for this: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.
I am glad she was elected, once, only for that.
Posted by: Wry Mouth at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (2a364)
No, that's not the reason.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (Ndje9)
And the term originated because when women "fight" their is much hissing and screeching, less punching.
Posted by: Fen at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (e1Z/d)
Posted by: Wry Mouth at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (2a364)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Brown Line at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (VPvxh)
They are so privileged they don't even know they are privileged.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (8lGpb)
If a man did it another man would at best mock him, at worst kick him in the ass. So men learn to get their shit together before they reach the front of the line.
Tell me I'm wrong? Men are taught to be more decisive because other men mock and beat them if they are not.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (VPvxh)
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